Call of Duty®: Black Ops 2 $1,000 Wager.. (Very Funny)
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 12 minutes
Words per Minute
136.35802
Hate Speech Sentences
143
Summary
In this episode of the Cheez It Podcast, we have a call with our good friend Chad. We talk about a lot of different things, but the most important thing is that we talk about the call. We hope you enjoy this episode. Cheez it!
Transcript
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Just go to Cheezus Discord, bro. It'll take two seconds.
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Yes or no? Why the f*** does it look like that?
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Oh sh**, nevermind. He right there in the back.
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Nigga, you supposed to run and check, run and check.
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Bro, random, I wanna beat the sh** out of you, bro.
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Chad, what did I do to fix my sticks that one time?
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Listen, you're not gonna sell my f**king money.
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unlimited feel fov chat do i turn my fov up or no
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how do you know i'm right there like what the fuck like come on bro
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damn why how the fuck you know i was like what that's on me bro i'm sorry bro i don't got that's on me
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bro wow i didn't knife him get the fuck out of the butt fuck out of the butt
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that's what i said what is this game nice childhood bro why you not locked in bro
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because bro shut the fuck up bro i'm about to lock in i'm so
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fucking talk to you little fat grimly you know exactly who owns you
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come on whenever i'm masturbating you know we always go crazy bro it's like
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i know bro like what the fuck bro it's like bro like i don't like
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bro what the fuck bro like why can't we lock in bro i just told you why it's like as soon as
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come on let me try lock in bro fuck they gotta be cheating bro
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it's like everywhere i go they're there i don't know
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just to turn the point we need it bro fuck let's get it bro
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by the time he was in stream snipe because he didn't know where he was
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god damn bro got this fat coked up henshi man this fucking nail fucking artist
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i don't know i just i don't know bro like what the fuck
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like i don't know i just feel like somebody watching me bro
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what the fuck is that kek in my fucking chat bro
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i don't know right i just feel like i don't know bro
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it's gonna get dangerous bro it's gonna get dangerous i'm on fire bro
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like what the fuck bro i don't know i just i don't know i feel watched
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uh i gotta see him real quick i'll be forgetting
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i'm trying to look through him just get through
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it's the top map it's one of the top it's the ice map but it's like the uh grass one the grass version
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bro drone is a legendary man don't get me wrong but this fucking big ass
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so i'm not even gonna look at chad charge i'm locked in all right everyone do predictions
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on me we got you it's a huge map bro this is like a six yeah come in we just got commune i know
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that's what i'm saying bro gotta just communicate wait yeah we at
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bro i hate this map i can't do it bro i know bro
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i don't know i i just can't why would they pick this dude
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it's where's the team at i don't know i don't know do not die homie homie
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what i know it's insane you said he was one shot right
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no way that didn't make you kill him bro how do i not kill him chat what the
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no but i actually not kill him bro bro get the out of here bro
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they so ass bro bro what the bro i'm not ass bro that's just crazy yeah like like you put
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two bursts of that's literally all it takes for a m8 bro come on bro what the
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i hate this map i don't know why we're playing this bro like
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just push that yeah come right here i'm going up here
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they're there is they up there yeah bro i i two words again bro no come on i promise
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it's another verse that's two right there bro i'm about to use an a cat i
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he's up there he's up there careful you heard him
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bro bro they just know what i'm at every time bro
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wow bro oh my i hate this map bro like why we on this huge ass map bro
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chat i didn't fart shut up i'm pushing bro i'm pushing i got scared bro all right
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i'm not going to use the burst chat the star or the uh ak what's better to use
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come on let's go be pre-listening pre they gonna be he's watching the screen bro it's obvious like
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yeah they just know exactly where we are chat every time huh every time coming right
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you gonna plant b on me on me bro uh it's okay please kill him he's so ass okay i got you
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bro i like the scar the scar because i got scars
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chaz is the scar good yes or no i'm gonna use this
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oh look we got yeah we got to communicate better we're not around each other we spread it out and
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shit fuck all right come on are we on defend are we defending our phone all right look i'm making
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a game that's what we do i'm gonna put a betty at b and we're gonna push a okay okay and when my
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baby go off i'll know when they at b so i'm right here put this right here suck another and let's go
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a come on let's go baby pretty pretty listening pretty going right right right literally which way
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you going you should went this way no i'm like i was i got you bro i was gonna put a trap yeah yeah i
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know i know i was good no i'll put it oh they're here they're there oh of course hey hey hey hey
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i'm backing up good shit good shit that's how we do it baby i'm gonna
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communicate that's how we do it sponsor my state and they go let's fucking go
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look at that fat henshemen trying to plant hey chat isn't it funny though chat listen
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isn't it funny chat that come says a they go a is that just funny couple yeah like what the
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fuck all right same no no look i'm gonna put a betty at b let's go a come on same thing they're not
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they're gonna go b this time watch this they're gonna go b just don't don't push up yet wait for
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me i'm i just put my betty down coming pretty going a free them going a no come free them going
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they're not a they're not a rotate come on no no no just wait just wait i gotta betty bro this
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way just wait let me come all right let me come with you let me come with you hold on i'll just
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come with you so you can get double-teaming yeah the only one i want to double team is you coffee
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really me and who come on come on wait wait wait wait we're not i'm throwing this
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shit now i don't give a fuck you're weird no shit relax relax who said that who said that
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what the fuck yeah oh where where where i'm stung
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fuck he's stung me bro how do you know i was there copham nah come on i don't know what what the
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fuck oh hell no jerry cheating yo that's crazy bro no that is actually insane
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you gotta go now bro i'm already known bro but i'll gg what gg is like oh it's good it's good
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bro like how the fuck bro like like how they just blindsided planted like that like what the
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that's what i'm saying we're not supposed to rotate was to just stay there who stayed there would've
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been good don't you think it's it's we i don't know bro it's just weird how they're doing that
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just listen to my comms all right but a couple how did they okay i know you gotta listen look who
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would've stayed at a right there like i said they would've never planned that bro that's fine bro
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look at this oh look at them bro shut the up bro look i'm doing it again let's wait at a bro
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because if my shit go off at b we'll know they're at b we'll rotate the b
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that's when we rotate the b when the bed go off come on
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i got it babe oh smart w fat ass in the chat come on all right not fat come on you go up go up you
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go up i'm gonna go down you go up i'm gonna tell you we did last time no i'm got iq i swear i got
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you this trying to win and we just chill get just get a spot and just chill
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oh debbie debbie debbie debbie debbie debbie son you're good i'm good i'm good pick it puss
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what a vagina bro oh bro this nigga ray bro he coming in right there
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i think they rotated bro to be honest with you hey yeah they rotated wow
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they rotated bro why the fuck i can't shoot bro
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no you should've just shot him you straight snipers bro like oh fuck i know i know you're gonna come
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fuck man this nigga rage is playing like a demon all of a sudden because he's
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fucking stream sniping bro bro it's so obvious bro oh it's fucking ak bro
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come on look like couple 16 year old said in the chat bro i'm just i'm sorry look what he said
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i'm sorry is he weird cop i'm like that kid just like go get a life you fucking bum
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i got a plan bro come on all right all right fun don't expect this is going to be go to a go to a
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what oh hell nah how do you not put anybody here
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Oh, hell no. Like, how do you just automatically-
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no. That is literally 4K.
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What the- So you just automatically just turn and just-
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Go B, bro. Go B, bro. Let's just see. Just go B, bro.
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Okay, Chad, Officer, my sorter guy, we beat him every time.
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So they can just come up out of the fucking corner and just-
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Fuck, you see what happens if they don't cheat?
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I don't think it'll work if I do that right now.
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This ain't having fun on stream, it's not, bro.
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Hey, two rounds ago, it's kind of funny, Shinaggy.
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You aim down somewhere, and then you quickly just knew we were coming up a ladder.
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Ray, I'm going to hide my screen for one game, and I guarantee we beat you.
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Wait, no, I'm not putting a thousand up for what?
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No, Chad, y'all are not going to watch that shit, bro.
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Because the stream, the stream, it has like a little bit of a delay.
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I'm about to run, put a bit at A, and we're about to go around, okay?
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Chad, how do I get out of the gun, actually, though, bro?
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Every time I use an M8, I always come to a close encountering with it, bro.
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Niggas stood right there and looked at the stream and they just turned around and just
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No, it's like they didn't know him in the house.
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Oh, I'm going to beat them off stream so bad, bro.
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Look, you just saying that make you sound huge.
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Are you going to do about 100 McGriddles in there?
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I mean, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
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I want to show you guys and prove that we're going to win this one game.
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Chad, everyone just zoom in my face and jerk off to the top left because you're over 18.
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How's they ending it before the fucking time run out, bro?
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I literally want to go off so bad, but I can't.
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Let me just, oh, let me just try to lock in, bro.
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First, I'm going to just see where they're going first.
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Oh, he in, he in, he in, he in, he in, he in his building.
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Bitch, I didn't even know he was coming right there.
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Like, you know I be fucking shit up off stream, bro.
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Like, he just plays so good on, like, look at this dude, bro.
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Just don't kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him.
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I'm gonna say right now, but y'all are not good, bro.
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Like, y'all really think you're good or you're nice, but you're not fucking good.
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I'm just going to go to the skate park, because you can't fucking skate.
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Motherfucker really cuff him, really put it in a group chat, dude.
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Bro, why would you, bro, why would you lie like that?
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Why, you know they're gonna, you know they're gonna say L now.
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No, knowing this sick chatter to say W cuff him.
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They're already saying W, like, they're weird, bro.
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No, stop pushing, stop pushing, stop pushing, stop pushing.
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That's why I had to get you mad, because I think I'm going to get fired up, boy.
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Like, I want to get, when you get this out to his chat right now, I'll spam the Link.
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I was going to defuse the fuck out that shit, bro.
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They're literally all spending Link and shit, bro.
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should I just defuse it bro chat y'all are really swimming linked to my own sister shit bro bro shut the fuck up bro please shut the fuck up bro
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stand up who said that no no no no this dude in the chat is so fucking weird bro shoot the car I know I should have
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come why are you not talking dude bro I was muted what the fuck bro lock in bro chill relax
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can't lock in when I saw my own never mind bro wait wait wait he's on the right side we know that
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okay now get inside bro you have to play I miss hot I am I got I am I am in the garage bro oh my god
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stop me inside the kitchen kitchen kitchen kitchen oh my gosh dude I got this big ass gone bro
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go take your fucking opioles and overdose on GTA
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ok we hope real holes real holes real holes real holes real holes real holes look at the shit on me
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little fat fuck yeah you like that huh you like that huh you like that love you like that love fat
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ding-a-ling yeah yeah boy I told y'all I was gonna get you boy just like we did back in the day
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interspawn interspawn live in the back backyard backyard okay
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damn your sister got that fat cut bro you can't be saying I hate my bro you think I want to read
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that bro this chat needs to tee the fuck up bro before I get off this is fucking insane bro
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that ain't fucking matter bitch I shot him in the fucking head
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you're so what just stay in the house nah bro you're good that ain't fucking matter bitch I shot him in the fucking head
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he shot me twice like what the fuck bro like how did I not kill him I look oh my god
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that's not my fault that's really not my fault I don't shit bro how you keep dying but we're supposed to be
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chilling but I don't know because I'm just right you know what's going on right now
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shut the fuck up bro really wait bro I'm done bro I can't man
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I know bro don't tell me how to play this fucking game
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I feel like he hindered out on that gate on the left side
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all you gotta do is shoot through the fucking white thing dumbass
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come from you see what happens when you don't want to be on my team
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no this nigga Aiden look at his phone every fucking three seconds bro
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you know we be fucking these niggas up off stream
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He would have been there if he would have just stayed with me.
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Like, what the fuck do you want me to do about that, bro?
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If you were just shot him, you would've killed him, bro.
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because they know I'm going to fuck him up, bro.
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Come on, man. We got bomb this time. Why do I don't fucking rush playing game, bro? Let's go
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Not even start strings like because we're fucking them up
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Planting I'm planting I'm planting I'm planting watch me watch me
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All right such a fucking pussy, bro. All you do
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Bitch you shit on by LMG up close you shit on by LMG up close fuck nigga
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Oh, bro, I'm locked down, bro. I need some more two more in this to one bro. I can man
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What that didn't headshot him I'm saying that's a headshot, bro. Oh, oh
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Damn, bro for four bro fuck just like from Wendy's of course you think of that fat fuck. Come on ironic
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Bro, there's no way we should be losing to these kids, bro. They trying to fuck your heart out, bro
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Mess three eight nine zero shut the fuck up bitch
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Come on, bro. We just need to win two in a row. That's it. Come on. I'm gonna get the bomb. Let's go. Hey, let's go
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Hey, bro. Fuck the middle fuck. Let's go. Hey, come on
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I'm gonna put a baby behind us so we won't get fucking
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Yep, they went to be they don't come out of the middle someone in the middle I got so I started to
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Fuck you come around back to come around the back. I killed him never I killed him
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Get the fuck out of here, bro. Get the fuck out of here, bro. Get the fuck out of here, man
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My he got to reload his gun, bro. That's crazy, bro. That is so fake, bro. Oh
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Chat say life goes on and on and on and on and on and
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He got your fat ass up. I hate more shots than him
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Alright, that's it. Yeah, yeah, you wasn't you just looking at your four here three seconds, bro
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Like not talking. I'm looking and I'm seeing my sister's
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Tell him come from tell him give me off my stance if I had like a little support maybe with a fucking one, bro