Adin Live - February 15, 2021


Corinna Kopf & Adin Move Into New House and Things Get Crazy...


Episode Stats

Length

24 minutes

Words per Minute

122.54881

Word Count

2,956

Sentence Count

312

Misogynist Sentences

26

Hate Speech Sentences

16


Summary

On this episode of the podcast, the brother and sister duo of the sit down and talk about how to decorate a house and how to move a wheel chair. Also, they talk about sleeping in the same bed as each other.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Hey guys, here are my socials. You guys can follow me on all my social media platforms. The links are in the description
00:00:04.280 And last but not least before you like this video make sure you sub and put the thumbs up and also don't forget to
00:00:11.240 When you sleep in the bed with your wife
00:00:13.880 Yeah, is that normal? I I think so mine. Yeah
00:00:17.900 From what I've seen people they use the chat. Don't push it. Chat he'll drop it one day. Just chill chat. Just chill. I love you. I
00:00:27.460 Love you too, right?
00:00:30.000 You're so f***ing hot
00:00:32.660 Thank you, my friend you think a barbara
00:00:35.660 Ah, it's bloody
00:00:37.660 My button
00:00:38.660 Okay, all right. Um, so
00:00:40.660 Did you see what he was doing to me?
00:00:43.180 I didn't. Wait, what were we doing?
00:00:44.440 I just tied my shoe. He's tripping. He was tying his shoe, right?
00:00:47.540 Okay, first of all, I didn't buy what I wanted to buy
00:00:49.700 I can't put the coffee table right now because, you know, you gotta put the sofa first so I can put the coffee table
00:00:55.160 But also if it's not the sofa that I want then I'm gonna be upset
00:00:57.360 I only yeah, it took me a minute to figure that and I I gotta go buy some more stuff
00:01:02.520 I saw only really put the bed in there and then I put the pool table in there, but I'm probably gonna move it
00:01:07.360 Okay, okay, so um, you want me to just go put the couch in or not?
00:01:10.560 Also, I did get you a present, um, and I'm gonna put it inside as well
00:01:15.220 Hmm
00:01:17.720 Um, I don't think the car fits in the house
00:01:20.560 Oh shit
00:01:21.600 Okay, the car is coming another day
00:01:23.560 She likes Porsches, my friend
00:01:26.660 Don't worry, don't worry
00:01:28.960 Okay, okay, okay
00:01:30.180 Yeah, put the couch in a good spot though
00:01:32.420 Okay
00:01:32.860 I hope it's a modern one
00:01:35.020 It is
00:01:35.860 Do you know what he got me?
00:01:40.020 No, I have no clue
00:01:41.220 Alright, chat
00:01:43.780 Let's see how good she's been decked
00:01:45.980 W or L so far
00:02:00.640 How you furnish it
00:02:13.140 Uh, wheelchair
00:02:19.800 How you
00:02:24.100 How you move it
00:02:27.480 That's kinda cool
00:02:32.700 Oh, teleported near me
00:02:35.360 Oh, cool
00:02:35.800 How do I, um
00:02:48.700 How do I move it down, chat?
00:02:53.500 It's not the down arrow
00:03:06.800 Dumbass
00:03:07.620 How you move it down
00:03:09.820 What?
00:03:15.440 Oh, I think it's the mouse
00:03:16.640 Is it moving or am I tripping?
00:03:22.880 On god
00:03:23.560 I can't tell
00:03:24.180 Is that good?
00:03:39.000 Alright, bet
00:03:41.920 Confirmed
00:03:42.360 Wheelchair
00:03:43.340 Done
00:03:43.780 Yo
00:03:46.820 Hey
00:03:47.760 Hello
00:03:48.860 What's the word?
00:03:51.240 Bert?
00:03:51.540 What the fuck?
00:03:52.520 Hold on
00:03:52.980 I'm just decorating the house
00:03:54.120 Okay
00:03:55.720 Don't let me catch you
00:03:57.780 Bad boy
00:03:58.420 I am going to go outside
00:04:02.500 Okay
00:04:02.840 Okay
00:04:03.880 Why would she put a pool table
00:04:07.880 Right there, no, bro?
00:04:09.460 Bro
00:04:09.760 Why would she put a pool table
00:04:11.520 Right there?
00:04:14.660 The TV goes right there
00:04:22.740 Miles, baby
00:04:23.580 Fuck me
00:04:24.460 Oh, yeah
00:04:25.700 I gotta move into the bedroom
00:04:26.560 Miles, baby
00:04:35.020 Fuck me
00:04:35.800 Miles
00:04:36.360 Miles, I wanna Netflix
00:04:37.560 And chill with you
00:04:38.080 While we watch your show
00:04:38.960 Blacklish
00:04:39.680 Miles, baby
00:04:41.880 Let's fuck
00:04:42.820 Alright, let me
00:04:46.160 Wait, how do I TV it to me?
00:04:56.560 Bro, I knew you guys
00:05:01.300 Were gonna spam BLM
00:05:02.220 And racist, bro
00:05:03.220 That's literally
00:05:04.380 The name of his show, bro
00:05:06.060 Every time I say
00:05:07.500 Blacklist
00:05:08.020 You guys think
00:05:08.460 I'm being racist
00:05:09.260 Bro
00:05:09.900 It's the name
00:05:11.040 Of his show, bro
00:05:12.260 Like, stop being weird
00:05:16.440 Okay
00:05:26.240 Okay
00:05:26.300 Where do I move this, bro?
00:05:36.080 Like, the chat is so fucking weird
00:05:38.220 Alright
00:05:40.920 Let's do this
00:05:42.220 Like, I don't even know
00:05:45.140 Where the fuck to put
00:05:45.980 I'm not good with this shit
00:05:48.920 How did fucking Madison
00:05:53.240 Do it so well?
00:05:54.940 Oh, this is better
00:05:55.800 I'll just put this
00:06:14.320 Back here for now
00:06:21.300 Yeah, that's cool
00:06:22.040 Alright
00:06:22.580 I gotta move this, though
00:06:24.720 I gotta move the wheelchair
00:06:25.580 And then I gotta put
00:06:26.660 A kitchen table
00:06:27.300 Miles, why are you
00:06:31.440 So negative, bro?
00:06:33.560 You're being so negative, Miles
00:06:35.260 Don't remove it, bro
00:06:39.040 How do I, like
00:06:39.520 You can't move it?
00:06:49.880 What the fuck?
00:06:54.200 I'll put this in the bedroom
00:06:55.200 W's?
00:07:09.800 All right, cool
00:07:11.480 W's?
00:07:12.280 Spot chat or L's spot?
00:07:22.200 W's?
00:07:22.840 Alright, cool
00:07:23.400 Alright, let's put this table up
00:07:35.620 Oh yeah, wait
00:07:37.880 Oh yeah, we can put this over there
00:07:52.840 Shall I sing now?
00:08:09.800 Mm-hmm
00:08:18.620 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, why are you trying to, yo, yo, yo, Madison, yeah, what's
00:08:40.560 up?
00:08:41.560 So, come on in, so, hold on, hold on, don't, okay, okay, okay, so, obviously, we're gonna
00:08:57.400 have to do some redesigning and get some more furniture, but the first thing I want to show
00:09:01.440 is this, okay, this is fucking ugly, do you like that wheelchair, no, no, I don't like
00:09:16.740 that wheelchair, well, you're gonna need it, why, you'll see, anyways, nah, I bought, I
00:09:24.320 bought instead of, where's the couch, I know, I bought those instead, what, what the fuck,
00:09:28.700 this is so ugly, this is so ugly, what, and this is, like, you should have put it the
00:09:34.940 other way, you shouldn't have, like, you should have put it, like, vertically instead of horizontally,
00:09:39.780 do you know what I'm saying?
00:09:42.320 Yeah.
00:09:43.200 This is, our house is ugly, how are we, how are we so rich and we have the ugliest fucking
00:09:47.600 house?
00:09:48.100 All right, so let's go make it lit.
00:09:51.120 You put a wheelchair in our house.
00:09:53.800 For you.
00:09:54.880 Is this my present?
00:09:56.080 I'm looking, yeah, that was one of them.
00:09:57.260 Oh, my fuck, this is horrible.
00:10:00.360 All right, so you want to go to the furniture store and, like, highlight that table.
00:10:04.460 No, this is fucking ugly.
00:10:07.520 Wait, what?
00:10:08.400 There's cigarettes on it and shit, do you smoke now or what's up?
00:10:11.660 No.
00:10:11.980 This table's ugly.
00:10:14.040 This is, why is this here?
00:10:15.240 Well, you know what, the bed's ugly as shit.
00:10:17.500 The red bed was better.
00:10:19.400 Okay, the red bed was, like, frat boy type shit.
00:10:23.720 All right, let's go to Ikea and let's redo it together, okay?
00:10:32.400 Huh?
00:10:34.460 How do I lay in the bed?
00:10:37.200 Get on it.
00:10:38.240 I want to test it out.
00:10:39.400 I can't.
00:10:40.120 Yeah, we should test it out.
00:10:41.780 Hold on.
00:10:42.180 You got a bed.
00:10:46.220 Yeah, I don't think.
00:10:46.780 You got a bed that we couldn't even get on.
00:10:49.140 What?
00:10:49.400 I.
00:10:50.300 How was.
00:10:51.040 How was I supposed to know?
00:10:53.020 The fuck?
00:10:53.880 This bed's ass.
00:10:57.820 Okay.
00:10:58.620 Can you move out of my way?
00:10:59.920 Can you move out of my way?
00:11:02.380 You're in my way.
00:11:03.320 I can't.
00:11:03.580 You're in my way.
00:11:04.680 I can't get out either.
00:11:05.900 The fuck?
00:11:07.040 There we go.
00:11:09.240 Wait.
00:11:09.960 Is this a thing?
00:11:10.860 You can't sit?
00:11:12.920 I don't think you can get on it.
00:11:14.600 I think we got to get a new bed.
00:11:15.800 Why?
00:11:17.320 I don't know.
00:11:17.920 Oh, I know the problem.
00:11:18.820 I know the problem.
00:11:19.380 Give me a second.
00:11:20.760 Okay.
00:11:27.020 Should I just have Rewap make me a house check?
00:11:30.420 Rewap baby.
00:11:34.560 Miles baby.
00:11:50.220 You figure it out?
00:11:52.320 Give me a second.
00:11:53.080 Last thing baby.
00:12:06.820 Fuck me last thing.
00:12:07.780 Why are you so inactive?
00:12:10.140 Bro, last thing.
00:12:10.940 Stop spamming that bro.
00:12:12.100 You weird bitch.
00:12:21.080 Miles baby.
00:12:21.740 Alright, I didn't figure it out.
00:12:22.700 I did not figure it out.
00:12:25.460 Hold on.
00:12:25.920 I'm putting chapstick on.
00:12:28.960 What flavor?
00:12:31.300 Cherry.
00:12:32.180 Oh my god.
00:12:32.540 That's my favorite flavor.
00:12:34.980 You want some?
00:12:35.680 Can I test it out?
00:12:37.220 Yeah.
00:12:37.820 Here.
00:12:41.340 How do you spell chapstick, chat?
00:12:48.440 Oh.
00:12:51.440 Well, do you like it?
00:12:52.700 Bronny.
00:12:54.500 Bronny.
00:12:55.300 Do you like it?
00:12:56.560 Oh, shit.
00:12:58.460 Bronny.
00:12:58.920 I wish it was you, Bronny.
00:13:01.060 Bronny.
00:13:01.900 Fuck me.
00:13:03.760 Oh, fuck.
00:13:04.300 That was quick.
00:13:04.960 Holy fuck.
00:13:05.760 Alright.
00:13:06.140 Yeah.
00:13:06.560 Sometimes it's too fast.
00:13:07.920 Wow.
00:13:08.320 That's...
00:13:08.640 I got that in my eyelash.
00:13:09.740 Hold on.
00:13:14.700 Chat, did I sell?
00:13:15.780 Chat, did I sell?
00:13:17.640 Bro.
00:13:17.960 Hey, there's no mirror in there, but I got cum in my eyelashes.
00:13:21.060 Oh my...
00:13:21.720 Are you okay?
00:13:23.680 Here, wait.
00:13:24.300 It's burning my eye.
00:13:25.100 You want me to...
00:13:25.540 Here, oh, I'll lick it off.
00:13:27.180 I'll lick it off.
00:13:27.640 There.
00:13:35.600 Thank you so much.
00:13:37.180 You're very welcome.
00:13:38.240 I always clean out my mess.
00:13:39.360 Yeah, my titties are hard right now.
00:13:42.480 They are?
00:13:43.660 Yeah.
00:13:43.940 Alright, let's go get furniture?
00:13:47.180 Bronny!
00:13:47.960 I don't know what we're supposed to do now.
00:13:49.760 I think...
00:13:50.160 Were we gonna get new furniture or were we gonna do that later?
00:13:53.380 Uh, we could start planning for the wedding.
00:13:56.420 Okay.
00:13:57.560 Is it an invite-only wedding?
00:13:59.640 Okay, so that's up to you.
00:14:00.780 I think we should do that, yeah.
00:14:02.180 How come we can't get on the bed?
00:14:05.720 I don't know.
00:14:07.800 Are you supposed to be able to get on the bed?
00:14:11.400 Yeah.
00:14:13.140 Wait, you know what?
00:14:13.820 I have an idea.
00:14:14.480 The bed I brought is broken.
00:14:17.200 No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:14:18.180 Tell me I'm not smart.
00:14:19.200 Listen.
00:14:20.340 Wait, why are you going to the shower?
00:14:23.040 Why are you in the shower?
00:14:24.940 Because you're in here.
00:14:27.600 I think...
00:14:28.400 Why are you always getting a fucking call?
00:14:31.300 I'm literally hanging up.
00:14:40.520 So, um...
00:14:41.840 What's good?
00:14:43.820 Come on.
00:14:56.200 Come on.
00:14:56.820 Chat, this is what you guys wanted, bro.
00:15:08.200 Like, you guys wanted this cringe fucking shit, bro.
00:15:11.520 Oh, my God.
00:15:16.340 Yeah, I know.
00:15:17.100 I gotta...
00:15:17.300 How'd you come so quick again?
00:15:18.420 I know.
00:15:18.920 I know.
00:15:19.460 I know.
00:15:19.680 I gotta fix that.
00:15:20.440 I gotta fix that.
00:15:21.160 Yeah, yeah.
00:15:21.580 We gotta work on that.
00:15:22.920 Okay, so anyways, I have an idea how to make the bed, uh...
00:15:25.600 It was the best shower sex I've ever had in my whole entire life.
00:15:28.020 Wait, what?
00:15:28.620 For real?
00:15:29.320 Yeah, it was great.
00:15:31.100 You liked it?
00:15:31.860 Yeah.
00:15:32.540 Yeah.
00:15:33.060 Honestly.
00:15:37.800 So, look.
00:15:38.740 So, look, look, look.
00:15:39.640 So, I'm gonna move this...
00:15:41.480 I'm gonna move that table to next to the bed.
00:15:43.860 Yeah, that table's fucking horrible.
00:15:44.660 No, no, no, no, no.
00:15:45.560 I'm gonna move it, like, to that, like, as a, like, a nightstand type shit.
00:15:49.720 And then you could jump on the nightstand and then you could...
00:15:51.920 Let's just see if it works.
00:15:52.580 What the fuck, chat?
00:16:08.120 Sorry, I don't know what got into me.
00:16:09.840 I gotta...
00:16:10.440 I gotta chill.
00:16:12.420 All right, we're getting rid of the table and then what?
00:16:16.120 Uh, let me move the table real quick.
00:16:17.900 Just hang tight, okay?
00:16:19.180 Just get rid of it altogether.
00:16:20.620 Why don't you like the table?
00:16:22.580 First of all, you did such a bad job.
00:16:24.440 I thought you'd be good.
00:16:25.320 You put a fucking wheelchair in here.
00:16:27.060 I definitely don't need it.
00:16:28.340 I don't mean to...
00:16:29.220 I don't even mean to...
00:16:30.600 Look at the...
00:16:31.620 Look at the bed you bought.
00:16:33.800 It's cute.
00:16:36.220 Brony.
00:16:36.620 I like it.
00:16:37.160 It's my outfit.
00:16:40.820 Oh!
00:16:41.800 You almost just had it.
00:16:45.220 Shouldn't be this hard to get on the bed.
00:16:46.780 Right?
00:16:46.960 It should not be this hard to get on the bed.
00:16:48.460 Okay.
00:16:49.360 Wedding planning, okay?
00:16:50.600 Invite only.
00:16:51.420 Oh, hey.
00:16:51.760 Holy fuck.
00:16:52.840 Hello.
00:16:54.500 Have you met my fiance?
00:16:57.700 Hello, Madison.
00:16:58.820 I've kind of met her.
00:16:59.980 I've established her nickname, you know, Maddie.
00:17:02.300 He calls me Maddie.
00:17:04.180 Okay.
00:17:04.660 So, Pari, Paco is going to...
00:17:07.180 Not Paco, but Tar is going to marry us.
00:17:11.000 I was thinking maybe you could have some type of...
00:17:12.780 Because he's going to sing.
00:17:13.540 Are you going to sing too?
00:17:14.180 Oh, I could sing, you know, maybe like Mood Swings by the Papa, you know?
00:17:18.960 Let me hear it.
00:17:20.480 Okay.
00:17:23.400 Shorty a little baddie.
00:17:26.060 Shorty my little mood thing.
00:17:28.900 I like that.
00:17:29.340 And shorty got the fatty.
00:17:30.140 I'll say I like that.
00:17:31.960 Shorty be catching mood swings.
00:17:34.580 You know, I have to save the rest for the wedding, you know?
00:17:36.760 Yeah, yeah.
00:17:37.260 I like that.
00:17:38.140 You want to have him at a wedding?
00:17:42.280 Yeah.
00:17:42.600 I think he'd be a great addition.
00:17:44.620 Okay.
00:17:44.980 Yo, yo, yo.
00:17:45.480 Why are you putting on a gun?
00:17:47.080 I'm just, you know, always ready, prepared, you know?
00:17:50.080 Yeah, I got you.
00:17:51.180 You know, because I don't ever want to be caught lacking.
00:17:53.960 Yeah, I never get caught.
00:17:54.780 Me too.
00:17:55.540 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:17:57.240 I'm from the Screeks, you know?
00:17:58.620 Nah, nah, nah, nah.
00:17:59.980 Don't ever aim that at me.
00:18:01.380 I would never.
00:18:01.980 I would never.
00:18:03.160 I mean, I like aiming at you.
00:18:04.500 It's like kind of kinky, but I would never.
00:18:06.420 What the fuck did I?
00:18:07.520 I would never pull the trigger.
00:18:08.240 Hold on a second.
00:18:10.020 Hey, you know we should try.
00:18:11.900 What?
00:18:12.180 Aiden, are you cheating on me?
00:18:15.120 What?
00:18:16.880 What are you doing, step bro?
00:18:22.680 No.
00:18:23.280 No, there's this kinky thing that I've been wanting to try out.
00:18:26.120 Okay, and what's that?
00:18:27.640 I want you to hold a gun to my fucking head while you fuck this shit out of me.
00:18:34.620 Can we?
00:18:37.040 We can try it later sometime.
00:18:38.660 Well, how the fuck do we get on the bed?
00:18:40.400 Nah, Chad.
00:18:41.340 I don't like it on the bed anyways.
00:18:42.420 I like it on the floor, couch, dining room table.
00:18:44.900 I actually like it everywhere but the bed.
00:18:47.700 Why don't you like it on the bed?
00:18:50.800 It's too romantic.
00:18:51.860 I like that kinky shit.
00:18:54.680 Okay.
00:18:55.560 I actually have a kink myself.
00:18:58.340 What is it?
00:18:59.160 I want you to put a tase gun up my ass.
00:19:02.840 You know the first time we did anything, it was me pegging you?
00:19:07.740 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:19:09.640 I know that.
00:19:10.700 Chad, did I sell?
00:19:12.000 I didn't like that, honestly.
00:19:13.180 I was pretty sure.
00:19:14.300 Oh, okay.
00:19:14.780 It's just him.
00:19:16.320 I'm going to try lowering the bed, okay?
00:19:18.160 Yeah, try that.
00:19:18.660 Try that.
00:19:19.100 What's wrong?
00:19:19.680 I need a girlfriend.
00:19:21.520 I don't know what the fuck to do.
00:19:23.020 I need to fix my life, you know?
00:19:25.140 Brawny, stop spamming that.
00:19:28.800 Brawny.
00:19:31.760 Question.
00:19:33.280 Yes?
00:19:34.860 Once she leaves, I'm down to fuck.
00:19:37.500 You want to?
00:19:38.040 You want to?
00:19:38.480 Are you being dead?
00:19:39.480 What, Duke?
00:19:40.000 Imagine me, you, and Dookie.
00:19:41.780 Me?
00:19:42.300 You, Dookie?
00:19:43.020 You know, all fucking each other in the ass?
00:19:45.040 What would you tell Duke?
00:19:46.980 I would say, oh my god, Dookie, not right there.
00:19:49.260 Fuck me right here in my ass.
00:19:51.580 You know?
00:19:53.860 Okay.
00:19:56.700 Bro, Brawny, bro.
00:19:58.080 We're going on a trip in my favorite piece of shit, you know?
00:20:01.740 I fuck with that.
00:20:03.380 You like that?
00:20:03.960 You like that?
00:20:05.040 Uh, Madison, can we...
00:20:07.520 Actually, never mind.
00:20:09.960 Aiden, we will talk later.
00:20:11.720 But until then, can you...
00:20:12.740 Actually, you know what?
00:20:13.420 Can you meet my girlfriend?
00:20:14.160 Party, I'm thinking about this.
00:20:15.600 Party.
00:20:16.580 Madison, whenever I'm not in, I need her to have security.
00:20:19.300 I think I need you to get her number down and be her security.
00:20:23.820 You wanted me to fuck her, what?
00:20:28.360 What did you just say?
00:20:29.880 Dude, I just lowered this.
00:20:31.940 Hold on, hold on.
00:20:32.340 I literally got out there, took a saw to the bed, shaved off the shit, and it's still not working.
00:20:37.580 It's because we got to put this little table next to the bed.
00:20:40.480 Can you do it?
00:20:41.400 I don't know how to do it, like, as good as you.
00:20:42.720 A table?
00:20:43.700 Move this table vertically, like, in that corner.
00:20:46.960 No, it's gonna be fucking ugly.
00:20:48.360 Okay, it's gonna be ugly, but at least we get on the bed.
00:20:51.560 Anyways, listen.
00:20:52.400 No, I did not say that part.
00:20:54.840 I said I need you to be here, like, security guard.
00:20:57.260 Oh, okay, because you see that I am very, you know, humongous, you know?
00:21:02.480 Not like that.
00:21:03.420 I mean, yeah, you are humongous.
00:21:05.260 Hey, you know what I tell you just has a big dick eye around?
00:21:07.600 Duke.
00:21:09.020 Dookie?
00:21:10.260 Could you just tell he does?
00:21:12.220 I think it is at least 10 plus, you know?
00:21:15.360 Really?
00:21:15.660 That man, oh, my God.
00:21:16.840 I would let him rail the shit out of my asshole.
00:21:19.860 You would?
00:21:21.260 Yes, immediately, you know?
00:21:24.020 Dookie?
00:21:24.740 What do you not?
00:21:25.420 Say dookie?
00:21:27.760 Dookie, pookie, fuck me in my ass.
00:21:32.660 All right, all right, let me chill.
00:21:34.020 So, should you be security?
00:21:36.000 Chad, should he be security?
00:21:37.500 I mean, you know, I just want to make some bread, you know?
00:21:39.660 All right, so I'll get you on salary, but you got to take care of my girl.
00:21:43.240 If she dies, I kill you type shit.
00:21:46.240 I don't know if I can have that responsibility.
00:21:48.480 That's just crazy.
00:21:49.380 Well, then that's up for you to decide, bro, if you want to take the job.
00:21:53.540 Listen, can I be honest?
00:21:56.040 Yeah.
00:21:56.980 I want to fulfill a career as a male stripper.
00:22:02.200 What?
00:22:03.300 I want to be a male stripper.
00:22:06.400 Oh, she's got to move the table right now.
00:22:07.500 She's got to move right now.
00:22:10.800 You want to be a male stripper?
00:22:11.920 Nah, I need you to be security, bro.
00:22:13.580 Like, she gets caught lacking a lot.
00:22:16.200 Like, she needs people that are just going to roll with her like 24-7 type shit.
00:22:20.900 But what about my own baby?
00:22:22.340 I need my own baby, right?
00:22:24.100 And I'm going to get you one.
00:22:25.660 I mean, do you like Favella?
00:22:28.760 No, please fucking hell.
00:22:30.720 Why?
00:22:31.060 You always want that, bitch.
00:22:33.060 She has a fucking beard.
00:22:34.800 All right, so look, look, look, listen.
00:22:36.920 How about...
00:22:37.800 What about this?
00:22:40.500 Is this okay?
00:22:40.980 Oh, my God.
00:22:42.400 Yes, it is.
00:22:43.060 I'm not...
00:22:43.520 I'm going to be honest.
00:22:44.520 I don't know if you can press me around here.
00:22:46.700 Okay, so...
00:22:47.420 Oh, no!
00:22:48.340 You just bought the wrong bed then.
00:22:50.760 Oh, my God.
00:22:52.020 Okay, well, we have to get a new bed then.
00:22:53.700 I don't know.
00:22:54.200 All right.
00:22:54.680 Hey, uh...
00:22:55.840 Pari, you're coming with us.
00:22:57.600 Come on.
00:22:58.680 Yeah?
00:22:59.760 We should take my car.
00:23:00.720 It's bigger.
00:23:01.740 Okay.
00:23:02.720 You know what else is bigger?
00:23:03.800 No, Chad, he's too funny.
00:23:10.260 Can you lock the house so no one steals our shit?
00:23:12.880 Yeah.
00:23:17.040 Uh, Chad, how do I lock the house?
00:23:22.760 Chad?
00:23:23.160 Are we good?
00:23:43.560 What's going on?
00:23:44.260 Are you scared?
00:23:45.160 No.
00:23:47.460 Where's your car at?
00:23:48.120 Where's your car at, wifey?
00:23:49.620 You're behind the door.
00:23:50.540 You're behind the door.
00:23:59.700 Yo.
00:24:03.020 No way I'm getting booted again.
00:24:06.120 How am I getting booted?