Adin Live - October 12, 2022


Crazy Old Man Pulls Up on Adin Ross LIVE on Stream


Episode Stats

Length

8 minutes

Words per Minute

151.51163

Word Count

1,303

Sentence Count

257

Misogynist Sentences

1

Hate Speech Sentences

3


Summary

On this episode, Jack and Jack play a game with 52 cards in a deck of cards to see who can beat the other in a game of "Who's the Bigger Badger"? Jack beats the other.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 It's my birthday bro. How you doing?
00:00:02.000 I'm doing fine. How are you doing?
00:00:04.000 I'm good.
00:00:06.000 You're great.
00:00:08.000 52 cards in a deck of cards.
00:00:10.000 Can you come closer?
00:00:12.000 Yeah.
00:00:14.000 There are 52 cards in a deck of cards.
00:00:18.000 What cards do you want?
00:00:20.000 I can choose any card I want.
00:00:22.000 Six of spades.
00:00:24.000 Hold that.
00:00:26.000 Give me half of the deck back.
00:00:30.000 Like right there?
00:00:32.000 A little less.
00:00:34.000 A little less?
00:00:36.000 Just half.
00:00:38.000 That way?
00:00:40.000 Okay.
00:00:42.000 Six of spades.
00:00:44.000 Would you want the six of spades to be
00:00:46.000 in your pile or my pile?
00:00:48.000 Where would you want it?
00:00:50.000 Mine or yours?
00:00:52.000 Now it's in your pile.
00:00:54.000 Show the camera.
00:00:56.000 It's gone.
00:00:58.000 Next time you do it, just show the camera.
00:01:00.000 You're good though.
00:01:02.000 He actually had the six of spades.
00:01:04.000 Name another card.
00:01:06.000 Four of diamonds.
00:01:08.000 What I want you to do is blow on the card.
00:01:10.000 If you want the four of diamonds.
00:01:12.000 You gotta blow.
00:01:14.000 If you want the four of diamonds.
00:01:16.000 My bad, my bad.
00:01:18.000 Give me your hand.
00:01:20.000 One hand.
00:01:21.000 Get rid of the thumb.
00:01:22.000 The thumb.
00:01:23.000 I don't know if I can hold it.
00:01:24.000 Yes.
00:01:25.000 The four of what?
00:01:26.000 Diamonds?
00:01:27.000 Four of diamonds.
00:01:28.000 There it is.
00:01:29.000 Four of diamonds.
00:01:30.000 Show the camera.
00:01:31.000 Four of diamonds.
00:01:32.000 Okay, what the fuck?
00:01:33.000 That's crazy.
00:01:34.000 That's how babies are born.
00:01:35.000 Uh-huh.
00:01:36.000 When you say what the fuck.
00:01:37.000 Oh, my bad.
00:01:38.000 Name another card.
00:01:39.000 Name another card.
00:01:40.000 Um, seven of clubs.
00:01:48.000 No way it's in your pocket.
00:01:49.000 There's no way.
00:01:50.000 No way.
00:01:51.000 It's not in your pocket.
00:01:52.000 I just said a random card.
00:01:53.000 It's not in your pocket.
00:01:54.000 There's one card in my pocket.
00:01:55.000 Stop.
00:01:59.000 Don't do that.
00:02:00.000 There's another one?
00:02:02.000 No way.
00:02:03.000 Really?
00:02:04.000 Are you bad?
00:02:06.000 There's no way.
00:02:08.000 No way.
00:02:09.000 A little bit of the lag.
00:02:11.000 Yeah, you lag a little bit of the lag.
00:02:14.000 What card did you want?
00:02:15.000 You want me to help you?
00:02:16.000 What card did you want?
00:02:17.000 Uh, when I say seven of what?
00:02:18.000 Seven of what?
00:02:19.000 Clubs?
00:02:20.000 Diamonds?
00:02:21.000 What did I say?
00:02:22.000 What did I say?
00:02:23.000 Seven of clubs?
00:02:24.000 Clubs.
00:02:25.000 Seven of-
00:02:26.000 There it is.
00:02:27.000 No fucking-
00:02:28.000 How?
00:02:29.000 Just seven of clubs because you're lucky seven.
00:02:32.000 Seven eleven.
00:02:34.000 You're in heaven.
00:02:35.000 And I'm in heaven when I'm in a beautiful house.
00:02:37.000 With all these cool people around.
00:02:40.000 Name another card.
00:02:43.000 Just grab one.
00:02:44.000 Any card I want?
00:02:45.000 Stop.
00:02:46.000 Right here.
00:02:47.000 Let me see it.
00:02:48.000 This card right here.
00:02:49.000 Did you see his card?
00:02:50.000 No, let me see.
00:02:51.000 Don't look.
00:02:52.000 Did you see it?
00:02:53.000 Yeah, I'm seeing it.
00:02:54.000 I see in the reflection of your eyes.
00:02:56.000 No, you did not.
00:02:57.000 The ninest stage.
00:02:58.000 Oh, he didn't see it.
00:02:59.000 The ninest stage.
00:03:00.000 You saw it?
00:03:01.000 He said he saw it.
00:03:02.000 The ninest stage.
00:03:03.000 The ninest stage.
00:03:04.000 Oh, you see it in my glasses?
00:03:05.000 I got to pick another one.
00:03:06.000 Just do another card.
00:03:07.000 Another one?
00:03:08.000 Because you couldn't see because it's-
00:03:09.000 Is that the ninest stage?
00:03:10.000 Yeah.
00:03:11.000 No, it wasn't.
00:03:12.000 That was the sixth stage.
00:03:13.000 Because if you got the sixth stage.
00:03:15.000 Because if you got the sixth stage.
00:03:17.000 It's the ninth stage.
00:03:18.000 No, no, no.
00:03:19.000 Look, wait.
00:03:20.000 Look, look.
00:03:21.000 It's the ninth stage, right?
00:03:23.000 Yeah.
00:03:24.000 Turn it over.
00:03:25.000 It's a sixth.
00:03:26.000 Right.
00:03:27.000 So is it a sixth or is it a ninth?
00:03:28.000 It's a ninth.
00:03:29.000 But it's a ninth.
00:03:30.000 That's a ninth.
00:03:31.000 But watch.
00:03:32.000 If you get rid of this one, this one, and this one, then it'd be six.
00:03:35.000 That's correct.
00:03:36.000 Now watch this.
00:03:37.000 No way.
00:03:38.000 There's no way.
00:03:39.000 One gone.
00:03:40.000 Two gone.
00:03:41.000 Snagging.
00:03:42.000 What's left is six.
00:03:43.000 Oh, what the hell, bro?
00:03:44.000 That's actually-
00:03:45.000 And that's 69 with all you guys love.
00:03:49.000 This thing is 69.
00:03:50.000 Yeah, that's it.
00:03:51.000 Do you like 69?
00:03:52.000 Do you like 69?
00:03:53.000 Love it.
00:03:54.000 You set it up that way, huh?
00:03:55.000 Yeah.
00:03:56.000 Now watch this.
00:03:58.000 Just grab a group of two or three cards.
00:04:01.000 Two or three?
00:04:02.000 Yeah.
00:04:03.000 Together, together.
00:04:04.000 You gotta try to beat him, man.
00:04:05.000 I know, I know, I know.
00:04:06.000 These two right here.
00:04:07.000 See them out?
00:04:08.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:04:09.000 Oh, that's perfect.
00:04:10.000 Yeah, wait.
00:04:11.000 Hello, man.
00:04:12.000 Did you see what the two cards are?
00:04:13.000 I'm gonna-
00:04:14.000 Can I show him?
00:04:15.000 Yeah, you can.
00:04:16.000 No, no, no, no.
00:04:19.000 This is your house, your party, and you're the man, right?
00:04:23.000 Damn right.
00:04:24.000 And you're a winner, right?
00:04:26.000 Yes.
00:04:27.000 So I made you pick Black Jack-
00:04:29.000 Oh my God.
00:04:30.000 But they're red.
00:04:31.000 Two Black Jacks.
00:04:32.000 No, no, no, no.
00:04:33.000 He got-
00:04:34.000 Black Jack?
00:04:35.000 He called him before he did-
00:04:37.000 The Ace of Diamonds and the Ten of Diamonds.
00:04:40.000 It's Black Jack.
00:04:41.000 Did you really shuffle through there and like-
00:04:45.000 I literally stopped.
00:04:46.000 I literally stopped and grabbed two.
00:04:47.000 I swear to God.
00:04:48.000 Let's do that one again.
00:04:49.000 Let's do it again.
00:04:50.000 Let's do it again.
00:04:51.000 Tell me-
00:04:52.000 No, he's gotta have this whole thing memorized or something.
00:04:53.000 No.
00:04:54.000 You're a magician.
00:04:55.000 How long you been doing magic for?
00:04:57.000 About five minutes.
00:04:59.000 Grab another group of three or four.
00:05:01.000 Three?
00:05:02.000 Group of three.
00:05:03.000 I'm waiting for the end this time.
00:05:05.000 No, I want you to keep going.
00:05:07.000 Yeah.
00:05:08.000 Keep it pushing.
00:05:09.000 These three.
00:05:10.000 Don't let-
00:05:11.000 Don't let me see them.
00:05:12.000 Okay.
00:05:13.000 You will not see them.
00:05:14.000 Did you see them?
00:05:15.000 No, I didn't see them.
00:05:16.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:05:17.000 I feel pretty good about this.
00:05:18.000 I made him take Black Jack again.
00:05:20.000 No.
00:05:21.000 No.
00:05:22.000 No.
00:05:23.000 You didn't.
00:05:24.000 You don't even get this looking on steak.
00:05:25.000 I beat you.
00:05:26.000 It's not Black Jack again.
00:05:27.000 I fooled ya.
00:05:30.000 Fooled him?
00:05:31.000 Fooled ya.
00:05:32.000 Bro, this nigga's crazy, bro.
00:05:34.000 I ain't gonna lie.
00:05:35.000 What you mean you fooled me?
00:05:36.000 What's this?
00:05:38.000 I fooled you.
00:05:39.000 How'd you fool me?
00:05:40.000 I'm scared, nigga.
00:05:41.000 What?
00:05:42.000 I'm scared.
00:05:43.000 Yeah, I'm actually really scared.
00:05:45.000 What is he doing right now?
00:05:47.000 I don't like this information.
00:05:48.000 This is what Uncle Frank did, bro.
00:05:50.000 Oh, hell no.
00:05:51.000 Here, here, here, here.
00:05:53.000 Bro, I'm actually really like-
00:05:55.000 I'm scared.
00:05:56.000 I don't like what you're doing right now.
00:05:58.000 You don't like it.
00:05:59.000 I don't like it.
00:06:00.000 I'm scared.
00:06:01.000 That's not scary.
00:06:02.000 You know why?
00:06:03.000 Why?
00:06:04.000 Because I made you three.
00:06:06.000 Two aces.
00:06:07.000 Two aces.
00:06:08.000 And you're number one.
00:06:09.000 Yeah, right.
00:06:10.000 And there's three cards there.
00:06:12.000 And you got two aces.
00:06:13.000 You can't get a better game.
00:06:15.000 That's winning.
00:06:16.000 You're a winner.
00:06:17.000 You got two aces.
00:06:18.000 I'm confused.
00:06:19.000 He's trying to-
00:06:21.000 That was a pretty solid recovery.
00:06:23.000 I'm not gonna lie.
00:06:24.000 I don't get what happened though.
00:06:25.000 I don't get it.
00:06:26.000 I think that you beat him.
00:06:27.000 I think that you beat him.
00:06:28.000 And now, he's like kind of trying to figure it out.
00:06:31.000 Let's do it.
00:06:32.000 Let's do it.
00:06:33.000 Take it to the four.
00:06:34.000 Four?
00:06:35.000 Wait, so what did he say about the aces and the three?
00:06:40.000 I don't know.
00:06:41.000 It's gotta be all together, these four?
00:06:43.000 Okay.
00:06:46.000 I got them.
00:06:47.000 Watch this.
00:06:52.000 The camera's right here.
00:06:59.000 Queen of clubs.
00:07:02.000 Yeah.
00:07:03.000 Give it to me.
00:07:08.000 By the diner.
00:07:11.000 No, he's hacking.
00:07:12.000 No.
00:07:15.000 He's got sex in it on the line.
00:07:18.000 Sex or diamonds.
00:07:31.000 And that card.
00:07:37.000 Wait, what card?
00:07:38.000 What card?
00:07:39.000 What card?
00:07:40.000 What card?
00:07:41.000 What card?
00:07:42.000 Oh, that right there?
00:07:43.000 Yeah.
00:07:44.000 Nine of hearts.
00:07:45.000 Huh?
00:07:46.000 It's here.
00:07:47.000 It's here.
00:07:48.000 It's here.
00:07:49.000 What's here?
00:07:50.000 Necklace.
00:07:51.000 I wore this necklace just for you.
00:07:52.000 I wanted you to pick the nine of hearts.
00:07:55.000 It's right there.
00:07:57.000 W?
00:07:59.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:08:00.000 Watch this.
00:08:01.000 Watch this.
00:08:03.000 Hold it.
00:08:05.000 Look outside the box.
00:08:08.000 Outside the box.
00:08:10.000 Like turning around.
00:08:14.000 Oh.
00:08:15.000 Zoom in, bro.
00:08:17.000 Congratulations.
00:08:18.000 You beat the game.
00:08:19.000 Nah, he got you.
00:08:21.000 What the fuck?
00:08:22.000 Wow.
00:08:24.000 You're a winner.
00:08:25.000 You're a winner.
00:08:26.000 Congratulations.
00:08:27.000 And that was it.
00:08:29.000 You killed it.
00:08:30.000 You're the best.
00:08:31.000 It's your party.
00:08:32.000 You're the best.
00:08:33.000 Thank you, my man.
00:08:34.000 Nice to meet you.
00:08:35.000 You put on a hell of a show.