Adin Live - December 26, 2023
Drake Helps Adin Ross Get A GIRLFRIEND
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Summary
In this episode, we talk about food, food, and more food. We also get into a new segment called "Davide's Life Coach" where we try to find out who the craziest life coach in the world is.
Transcript
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yo drake what the did you say about my girlfriend see that you're flying again
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stop stop hold on what the did he just say dami can you be my life coach no bro
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no i don't think i have anything to offer drake he's drake bro yeah bro like what you could get
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the craziest life coach ever bro you don't need her as your life coach anyways disregard that
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um where were we how rudely was we interrupted right now so rude right all right so wait can
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i hypothetically speaking eat whatever the fuck i want and not and can i just not okay once again
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you have to be conscience conscience am i good see how shitty of a life coach would i be to me
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i can't see the word can you say it for me consciousness
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yeah you have to be consciousness of what you eat no you have to be concentrate or wait you have to
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concentrate on what you're eating right wait wait wait no no no wait what is it calcius
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no cautious cautious that's the word i was gonna keep saying conscience
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it's okay you were born blonde and now you're brunette all blondes are retarded
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i was born brunette actually oh wait so the blonde's not your natural hair
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i'm like you know my mom is peruvian and my dad's guatemalan they have dark ass hair
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i just was bleaching it all the time yeah i feel you now so wait what is your natural hair is that
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that's your natural hair right there it's like this but like slightly drake i'm smarter than you
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pretty much it's pretty much this dark yeah yeah yeah i get you but fucking i don't know like
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you don't ever crave like healthy foods you just don't ever eat healthy foods i okay i don't ever
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eat healthy foods unless my parents cook or unless i go to a restaurant like i'll eat like good sushi
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or like right drink tell me what to say and i'll just say it fuck it because i love restaurants that's
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probably like how we make the next move like i don't like materialistic things i like like dinners
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like i could eat at a restaurant every single day i'm so fired i got this so i love going out to eat
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and i'm always looking for someone to go out to eat with that's crazy you said that i got this i was
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supposed to mute for that part yeah but um but now like you know i'm always like me i always i'm
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always looking like to take like people out like not people specific specifically but like i'm
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yeah i'm always looking to like for someone to go out to dinners because most people that i know
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they don't ever like to go out to dinner but you like to go out you like to i don't know they just
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don't but do you like to go out bro you're just sitting there and they're just like serving you
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yeah they're like refilling your cups and then you get about wait hold on so you get you get off
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on like people like doing that like like no like what the fuck like wait okay well am i supposed to
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just go in the kitchen and do it myself don't say it i mean you do belong there so i mean i mean
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you set yourself up for that one i'm not gonna lie okay but i like the experience like i don't know
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yeah i feel you well um i do love the experience as well i love going to new restaurants i just
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never have the like i don't want to go alone you know don't you live by your mother take your mother
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out yeah i love i love my mom we go out a lot we go i think i'm on my lease would love to join you
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yeah yeah you're right i go my mom like maybe like once or twice a week you know but then there's
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those other five days a week out of the week that i'm missing and i just don't want to eat dinner
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by myself all alone yeah you don't have a chef hey dumbass maybe take the hint do you see where
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i'm leading hello anyways i'm just saying i wish i had a chef yeah i mean i do have a chef but
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sometimes the chef food gets old i want to go out to dinner rich what nothing would you say i didn't
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say anything i'm gonna you know what i have a question for you would you like to come out to
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miami at some point the next week or so and go out to dinner with me
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i'm scared of what am i like a creep no but everyone knows what that means you link with the
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girl what we're friends but like people are still gonna say things who gives a fuck you know what
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matter of fact if you're insecure and you um hold on no no i got i got something for you
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if you're insecure and you you care about what has to be broadcasted to the stream if you were
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is that fucked up i'm not trying to be fucked up i just came to play pico park
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fair enough i got i got you we can play some pico park that's cool
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why'd you say it like that no it's straight because you're right i did invite you to just
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play some pico park so it's like we could just get it straight to the pico park
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no i enjoyed this conversation yeah me too okay yeah we're gonna get it to pico park
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all right are we getting jake yeah we'll get jake yeah okay yeah it's his birthday by the way
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did you get him did you get him a birthday gift no by the way i'm just i'm just pointing
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this out there you know i tell my community everything that's why you that's why i asked
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you on stream because i'm fully transparent you should respect that because i'm a fully
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transparent individual okay one second hey praise mel this is why you're fat and ugly and
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oh god you're so even harder fuck you you dirty australian fuck anyways so what was i gonna say
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yeah nah the dinner you're right it's not important like forget i even asked that honestly
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we're friends and that's what matters the most i value our friendship and that's that
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you're gonna throw that in there because that's that's where you stand
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i got it chat look at citrus's pin do i just run that yes or no yeah yeah yeah nah for sure
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so um but if i'm like if i happen to be there and like you happen to be free
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now it's cool you know no oh okay you're like the jenny ortega of kick did you know that
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jenna ortega i love her yeah really but how am i hold the fuck you don't like hey drake how
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the fuck did you know that bro how do you know she loves her huh no beef no no no no no no no no
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no beef no beef i promise no beef why was that bad that i said that no no no no you just remind
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me the jenna ortega of uh of kick but what does that even mean like i just thought you were
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saying i look like her no you just remind me of her you know like you just you're friends
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with her no no no no no you you give off the that vibes and the energy of the jenna ortega
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of kick you know like you're just are we talking about the same jenna ortega yeah like wednesday
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girl yeah wednesday yes okay um uh jenny is a muse
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like oh great you're yawning yeah you're sick of this combo aren't you
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you're my you're my you're my moose you're you're my moose you're my you're my moose you
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okay i think i don't know what to say no you're good
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so um how how's the weather over there and um where you at
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maryland yeah how's how's the weather over there
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it's like stupid it's like cold and then it's not
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oh my god never mind all right fuck what they're talking about
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listen i'm gonna just yeah how about you have your own original thoughts for once
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you know um what's your favorite type of uh restaurant you like
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honestly if i get invited anywhere i think it's a good it's gonna be a good time but
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personally i really like sushi sushi is my favorite
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i love nobu um i love sushi have you ever been to matuhita it's very good food in la
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it's like the og nobu it's so good i don't think i've ever gone to a restaurant in la
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okay usually just always order fucking what is it not what a burger how do you say it not
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it's they only have it in like shake shack central and then west
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there's no jack box over here jack in the box jack box bro that's a worldwide name bro are you
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bro i'm not gonna okay they don't have okay let me let me maps a jack in the box i swear
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why do you consume so much fast food i don't know jack in the box nearby
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you realize jack in the annapolis eight nine hour drive if i wanted jack in the box that's
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one state that doesn't happen i go to la i stay in my hotel room wait for my non-existent
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friends to hit me up and then they don't until it's like 11 p.m and then we're just going to the
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club hold the fuck up who hits you up at 11 p.m to go to the club girls i promise and then
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we go to the club and we do nothing with our fucking day we just sleep in and then the same
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thing happens and i just order jack in the box or what's that sushi spot that shitty one isn't it
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like crispy rice where they like yeah yeah yeah that shit's ass the box yeah yeah yeah yeah shit's
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i always just uber eats but i never like i've never been to a nice restaurant i've been to nobu
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that was a long ass time ago do you still go to clubs you like the club scene
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not really i like to like hang out and like talk but then there's music i got over that
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shit quick i i really rather go to a bar than go to a club yeah i'd rather hang out at a friend's
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house where your friends are all at that's cool too or have a nice restaurant and like or go to a
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nice restaurant and hang out with your friends and drink there and just chat while you have food
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that's fun this girl's a keeper club to blank blank blank jack in the box i like this for you
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yeah i'm not gonna lie you and i have a lot of similar uh qualities and traits like i really
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really like no seriously like i'm the same way as you like i i love my friends and i like to just go
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out for that type of reasons too um no it's great and i just feel like everyone's going out to the
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club i can't just not go so i'll go if someone invites me but i don't have friends so i don't go
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that's perfect that's good you don't have friends it's even better it's not good
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nah it is trust me it is i lack social awareness and i'm awkward that's very good yeah i know it's
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really really good that's not good i i literally get no bitches which i don't want bitches but
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it's bad and then i'm always known as the weird girl
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nah you're not weird yeah drake what the fuck is wrong with you bro what do you meet bro
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like if someone trips drake how do i just let me make this combo spicy tell me what to say bro i'm
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gonna just do it fuck it just say that you're okay you're okay just relax you're just a little
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tensed up and shy because you are on a live stream yeah it's okay just loosen up a little bit you're all
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good you're good i like your headphones by the way thanks what is that what company hyper x same
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company as your mic no i have an elgato wave really it does a tap thing too they munched getting
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off hyper x yeah yeah yeah yeah so no offense elgato no i mean it's just easy to use it it's easy to set
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up beats by drake yeah you're so funny you got hella jokes don't you true um nothing i like your
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yeah i thought you heard what i said yeah so um okay well at your main setup you have the same exact
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setup like the same headphones the same one i just i just brought it here because i knew it was gonna
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be here for a while oh okay how long you been there for since it was my brother's birthday that's
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like in here which was the 13th of december gotcha gotcha gotcha okay let me ask you a question
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have you ever been to like strip clubs do you ever go to strip clubs and stuff or not i've been
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one time to a club so tired which one strip club which one oh no it was in texas it was huge it was
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like three floors which is straight big booty bitches what part of texas
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hmm trying to think which one it could be i'm not really too familiar with the club scene
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i feel like if i heard it i would know i have really good memory
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why should i wife her immediately like what you see that you see it i'm not gonna lie bro you are
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right about a lot of shit your intuition is right you are fucking drake but what do you see i'm trying
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to see it bro what do you see how do i expedite the combo bro
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yeah um it was pinkies actually pinkies it's called no pinkies from ghost remember
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you know what i'm gonna just i'm gonna just get straight into it you know what
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what do you mean what do i mean we know what flying out means and i'm just a bro
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no no no no no no no no listen the bro shit the french shit
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what the fuck are we talking about here like listen i'm gonna be honest
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i fly you out okay if that's you don't have to implement it's not what it means we don't have to
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you know but like we should just go on a couple you know i'll shit around miami a little bit
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why did you just hesitantly say k like you were forced like a gun was in the back of your head
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see that's why it's bad see like you're manipulating me and i don't
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all right you know what fuck it you're right you know what
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hold on a second bro drape what does this mean bro she playing hard to get is she nervous
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like i don't fucking get it bro screen share some music
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i use both i have both spotify and apple music yeah
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all right let me uh let me let me let me here i got you what do you want to listen to what
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artists do you want to listen to what type of music do you like frank ocean
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my brother my brother's in the chat uh he said that he would pay for have you been on a private jet
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wow you have a lot to learn you know i'm not trying to say this to flip i have like three dollars in my
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bank account actually you're familiar with this girl that i'm about to say
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i already know i already know i already know who you're talking about
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yeah it's all good you know there's a lot of bahamas trips we can
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anyways my my boy uh my boy in the chat he says you know what
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he he would send a jet out you know for the first date
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exactly all right what do you want to listen to what type of music do you want to listen to
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oh do you hear the song that's playing right now
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my favorite is over my dead body that's my favorite drake song
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if we were ever to go on a double date with my boy
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like do you have a double date partner to have a girlfriend
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i don't see i don't know where i don't know that
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what like what even is the point of this conversation
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You guys just take my laundry, I don't put it off though.
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You're in a messy room, this isn't me, I'm coming at a bad time.
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I definitely need to do it more now that my hair is...
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I said that to be funny and I think people actually think I stink.
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I had to level out me being good with me also stinking, you know?
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So I was like, hey, I fucking stink, but I'm cute.
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I also could have just posted with no caption, but it just didn't feel true to me.
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I make sure that when I go to bed I'm all clean.
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Do you brush your teeth after you eat breakfast or before you eat breakfast?
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I don't really want to make my arms sore because I have to work out arms tomorrow, you know?
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Do you brush your teeth before or after breakfast?
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But if I know I'm not going to eat for a long time, I'll just do it.
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But if I had to, I guess it would be something as bad as McDonald's.
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When you come out here, I'm going to have a proper chef properly cook you proper food.
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I used to be addicted to lean, but I kick that shit, you know?
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Which sounds bad because then I just sound like a sheep, but...
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I go with the flow and it happens to be going with the herd.
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I was like, bro, I can out sip the fuck out of you.
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But he showed me pouring and he poured like half the thingy in there.
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I feel like you just keep throwing these things out and I'm just like...
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I feel like just popping in my headphones and listening to him would hit just as hard.
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I feel like you just keep throwing these things out and I'm just like...
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I feel like just popping in my headphones and listening to him would hit just as hard.
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You could stay home and clean while I go to Drake's show.
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You could stay home and play your video games while I go to Drake's show.
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Provide a fucking chef and provide a fucking maid.
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As long as you clean up after yourself, for sure.
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But if you want me to clean up after you, you can get a fucking maid.
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Do you know how to cook and do you know how to do laundry and stuff or no?
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I've never done it, but my parents are both really good.
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But like if I put any ounce of like trying into anything, I feel like I could pretty much accomplish anything.
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But I feel like you could do literally anything.
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Like when I was younger and fall up on the court, you would see me out there like on the court.
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First girl to be on the NBA is what I'm saying.
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So would you be down to experience like concerts or something like that?
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Well, I do like how you are like a homebody though.
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Like I'm either working or I'm sleeping, right?
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Like whenever you do come out here, I'll take you there.
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Well, I'm on a diet right now, but they have this crazy pasta dish.
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But it's the best spicy rigatoni you're going to get.
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See, I can't say shit that I don't know because...
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There's that one song on the album that's so good.
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So why do you think that you and I re-entered each other's lives?
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I just wanted to know how much money you put on that match.
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And then you randomly just read my message and I don't have mod or anything.
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I was like feeling so down bad like past couple days.
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What purpose do you think that we serve each other?
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Maybe we're just meant to be really, really, really, really, really good friends.
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So I don't know why you keep saying I'm your girlfriend.
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I don't know because you'd be lying and you say whatever on stream and then different off stream.
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So I don't know why we're trying to be friends.
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So what do you think we should be instead of friends?
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I don't understand what is the point of what's going on.
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I thought you were gonna invite me to play video games.
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What girl do I play with now and only do I play with?
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Oh, I thought you said something about like a big dick sucking or some shit.
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But for now, I don't gotta really look at that.
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Why do you feel that you and I are reconnected and...
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Chad, like, I want her more now that like she's rejecting me.
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Like, Chad, like, you feel what I'm saying though?
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Like, now I feel like I have to accomplish this shit.
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If it was genuine, I agree with what you were saying.
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Well, if you don't want to play, I can just go fuck right off.
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What is your first impression off of me though?
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And then I was like, why did I not say anything bad?
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I guess like rappers, but those are all rappers.
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I feel like Young Thug and Future are like cousins.
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I mean, their music doesn't sound at all the same.
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Yo, how old is that friend that you sent me a picture of?
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Let's just like actually just chill the fuck out.
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Take things slow and see where the fuck it leads is.
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I just have ADHD and also like I have a kind of a TikTok brain now.
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And also I'm the type of person where if I don't want it, like I'm sorry.
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That's why I'm like, this feels weird because you're just like saying this because of the stream.
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As you forgot, your response was off on the wrong side of your side.
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I don't believe I got to open the back directly to the ground.