Adin Live - April 02, 2021


E-Date Funny Moment Compilation 3!


Episode Stats

Length

14 minutes

Words per Minute

160.18005

Word Count

2,313

Sentence Count

366

Misogynist Sentences

23

Hate Speech Sentences

25


Summary

In this episode, we have a special guest on the show, Wizard. He's a Twitch streamer and streamer from the Overwatch League. We go on a date with him and his girlfriend, and it's pretty funny.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Put your camera on.
00:00:02.000 Put your camera on.
00:00:04.000 Put your camera on.
00:00:06.000 Put your camera on, bro.
00:00:10.000 Please, put your...
00:00:12.000 Bro, you're gonna go on a little date.
00:00:14.000 Just put your camera on.
00:00:16.000 Put your cam...
00:00:18.000 Put your...
00:00:20.000 Yo, yo, yo, hold up.
00:00:22.000 There's an echo. Mute the stream you got going on in the background.
00:00:24.000 Oh, man.
00:00:26.000 Put your camera on.
00:00:30.000 No, don't be scared. Don't be scared.
00:00:34.000 Bro, bro, bro.
00:00:36.000 Just put your camera on, bro.
00:00:38.000 Alright, it's fine.
00:00:40.000 Okay, I can't be wrong,
00:00:42.000 I can't be wrong, but there's family, you know.
00:00:44.000 Just put your camera on.
00:00:46.000 I can barely understand you.
00:00:48.000 You will, when he puts his camera on you.
00:00:50.000 He's mic fixed. Yeah.
00:00:52.000 Alright, it's fine.
00:00:54.000 Wait, hold on, hold on.
00:00:56.000 Hold on, hold on.
00:00:58.000 You gotta deactivate it.
00:01:00.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:01:02.000 If you're not streaming, it's cool.
00:01:04.000 Just close your OBS.
00:01:06.000 Yo, click the and put it back on.
00:01:08.000 It'll work.
00:01:10.000 There you go.
00:01:12.000 Hey!
00:01:14.000 Alright.
00:01:16.000 Wizard, go ahead and introduce yourself.
00:01:18.000 And yeah.
00:01:20.000 I'm scared.
00:01:22.000 It's good, bro.
00:01:23.000 You're 29, bro.
00:01:24.000 You're good, bro.
00:01:25.000 We're gonna, we're gonna guide you to do this, bro.
00:01:27.000 Alright, so wizard, wizard.
00:01:28.000 I'm gonna walk you through each step, bro.
00:01:30.000 So, so, what was it?
00:01:31.000 Tell her your name.
00:01:32.000 Um, wizard.
00:01:33.000 What, my real name or my Twitch name?
00:01:36.000 Don't cover your mouth.
00:01:37.000 Uh, just go by your Twitch name if you don't want her to know your real, wait.
00:01:41.000 Do you care if she knows your real name?
00:01:43.000 Uh, I don't care.
00:01:45.000 Alright.
00:01:46.000 I mean, I used to, I used to play world of warcraft in high school days, but I stopped.
00:02:13.000 I just started playing, so I'm kind of a new about it right now.
00:02:18.000 I, I used to play when there was, like, tweaks and shit.
00:02:21.000 Like, level 29 tweaks, but then when they patched that shit, I stopped playing it.
00:02:25.000 Really?
00:02:26.000 Yeah, no, I know the game is, like, old.
00:02:28.000 I'm feeling kinda late to the party, honestly.
00:02:30.000 So now I'm into Fortnite, and just, like, random stupid shit.
00:02:36.000 Really?
00:02:37.000 I try, I feel like, I cannot do shooter games, honestly.
00:02:40.000 I always suck at them.
00:02:41.000 Yeah, I don't know what to fucking say.
00:02:45.000 Alright, alright, let me talk through it.
00:02:47.000 Um, so just talk about, like, where you're from type shit.
00:02:50.000 Where you going, bro?
00:02:51.000 Where the fuck you going?
00:02:53.000 I'm scared.
00:02:55.000 I'm fucking scared.
00:02:57.000 Alright, alright, alright, alright.
00:02:59.000 If, if this is out of your comfort zone, bro, I appreciate you for even coming on.
00:03:03.000 You want, you want to, you want to leave, you can, it's all good.
00:03:05.000 Alright, then.
00:03:07.000 Alright, wizard, thanks.
00:03:08.000 Alright, should I eat the camera?
00:03:10.000 No.
00:03:11.000 Nah, you could, you could just say, nice to meet you.
00:03:13.000 I am nice to meet you.
00:03:15.000 It's like a detonator fire.
00:03:17.000 You know what, man?
00:03:18.000 I was going, I was going to, I was going to definitely tell you to give him a high rating so he can get some...
00:03:25.000 Oh, fuck, that would've been mad smart.
00:03:28.000 I'm going to do like a quickie.
00:03:30.000 I'm wearing like these light, oh my god, my feet.
00:03:32.000 Gross!
00:03:33.000 I'm wearing like, like...
00:03:34.000 You flexible?
00:03:37.000 Bro, what is going on right now, bro?
00:03:39.000 No, no.
00:03:40.000 You flexible?
00:03:41.000 What are you fucking doing?
00:03:43.000 Hey, I had to get up, but I'm sorry.
00:03:46.000 I'm sorry.
00:03:47.000 Alright, yo, what is going on, chat?
00:03:49.000 Yeah, yo, Prime.
00:03:51.000 I'm not going to lie, Prime.
00:03:53.000 What?
00:03:54.000 No, no.
00:03:55.000 You're a fucking char.
00:03:56.000 We're going to get you this...
00:03:58.000 Hey, hey, hey, hey, Zane, bitch.
00:04:00.000 Stop fucking coming in here when I'm talking to you.
00:04:01.000 You're a beautiful ass man.
00:04:04.000 Alright, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on a second.
00:04:06.000 Real quick.
00:04:07.000 Just real quick.
00:04:08.000 No, bro, bro.
00:04:09.000 We have a lot of contestants, bro.
00:04:10.000 What the fuck?
00:04:11.000 Alright, yo, look, Prime.
00:04:13.000 We just need you to look directly at the camera, Megan.
00:04:15.000 I'm going to have you give a rating one through ten.
00:04:16.000 Please look directly at the camera, Prime.
00:04:18.000 Alright.
00:04:19.000 This man got a haircut on a hot egg.
00:04:23.000 Oh, rating one out of ten?
00:04:24.000 Yeah, one out of ten.
00:04:25.000 What do you rate him?
00:04:26.000 I'm going to do...
00:04:27.000 I'm going to do...
00:04:28.000 I'm going to do...
00:04:29.000 I'm going to do an 8.9.
00:04:33.000 That's crazy.
00:04:34.000 Yo, Prime, you got the same rating as Drip.
00:04:40.000 Oh, I hurt him.
00:04:41.000 I hurt him.
00:04:42.000 Alright, Prime.
00:04:43.000 Drip is five foot two.
00:04:44.000 You're six foot one.
00:04:45.000 Alright, yo, Prime, we'll see you in the second round, bro.
00:04:50.000 Give me something then.
00:04:54.000 Alright.
00:04:55.000 Let me get my little singer stationary mode.
00:04:58.000 Alright.
00:04:59.000 Amazing grace, how sweet the sound.
00:05:10.000 That's a little song, you feel me?
00:05:12.000 Okay, okay.
00:05:13.000 That's a W.
00:05:14.000 You got to...
00:05:15.000 Listen, you got to drag me to the next round if you want to hear more, baby.
00:05:17.000 I got a whole song for you.
00:05:19.000 You feel me?
00:05:20.000 I got a whole song.
00:05:21.000 A song?
00:05:22.000 So, before you...
00:05:23.000 Before you dip...
00:05:24.000 Before you make me dip, just think twice.
00:05:26.000 You feel me?
00:05:27.000 This hair, this is mine.
00:05:28.000 You feel me?
00:05:29.000 You talking about you can't take me serious.
00:05:30.000 I can't take none of these niggas serious.
00:05:32.000 You feel me?
00:05:33.000 Look how this niggas sitting.
00:05:34.000 Look at his hands.
00:05:35.000 What the fuck?
00:05:37.000 No.
00:05:40.000 Yo, close it, bitch.
00:05:43.000 Alright.
00:05:44.000 That's a good rebuttal.
00:05:45.000 I'm not gonna lie.
00:05:46.000 I'm not gonna lie.
00:05:47.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:05:48.000 Just maybe think twice.
00:05:49.000 Would you like to keep him in the next round we eliminate two more?
00:05:52.000 Or would you like to eliminate...
00:05:53.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:05:54.000 Yeah? Okay, cool.
00:05:55.000 Alright.
00:05:56.000 Give me...
00:05:57.000 Alright, alright, alright.
00:05:58.000 You feel me?
00:05:59.000 So, I already heard all the small talk, you know what I'm saying?
00:06:00.000 I'm a horny little dude.
00:06:01.000 So, like, what's your favorite...
00:06:02.000 Oh!
00:06:03.000 Uh...
00:06:05.000 Depends on the guy, I guess.
00:06:07.000 Like, what would you do with me?
00:06:09.000 Like, what position would you put me in?
00:06:11.000 I wouldn't fuck you.
00:06:13.000 Damn!
00:06:18.000 What?
00:06:19.000 Yo, yo, Katie, you might have to leave off that way.
00:06:21.000 You don't gotta...
00:06:22.000 He started off.
00:06:23.000 Hey, Katie, Katie, Katie, you've been disqualified from the whole E-day.
00:06:26.000 Yeah, you've been disqualified.
00:06:27.000 I've been disqualified.
00:06:28.000 You've been disqualified.
00:06:29.000 Yeah, you've been disqualified.
00:06:30.000 You've been disqualified, buddy.
00:06:31.000 Yo, yo.
00:06:32.000 Yo, we have a record-breaking day today.
00:06:35.000 This is the first nigga being disqualified from the fucking E-day.
00:06:38.000 Get the fuck out of here, bruh.
00:06:39.000 Get out of here.
00:06:40.000 Oh, wait, wait.
00:06:41.000 Jack Malachi.
00:06:42.000 Jack Malachi.
00:06:43.000 Oh, my God.
00:06:44.000 Oh, my God.
00:06:45.000 Jack Malachi.
00:06:46.000 Jack Malachi.
00:06:47.000 Jack Malachi.
00:06:48.000 What?
00:06:49.000 This nigga Katie Cannon is tripping, my nigga.
00:06:51.000 Malachi.
00:06:52.000 Malachi.
00:06:53.000 That don't matter.
00:06:55.000 Sorry.
00:06:56.000 Anyways, keep going.
00:06:57.000 Oh, shit.
00:06:58.000 Yo, Juju, I'm muted.
00:06:59.000 Juju, she wants you bad.
00:07:00.000 Yeah, Juju, you gotta come through, bro.
00:07:02.000 Juju, let me see that you have game, bro.
00:07:03.000 Come on.
00:07:04.000 Let me see who got game.
00:07:05.000 Oh, God.
00:07:06.000 Oh, my God.
00:07:07.000 Oh, my God.
00:07:10.000 What the fuck is this?
00:07:17.000 What the fuck are you doing?
00:07:19.000 Bro, what the fuck?
00:07:24.000 What is it?
00:07:25.000 Sit your ass down.
00:07:26.000 Sit down.
00:07:27.000 What the fuck?
00:07:30.000 Bro, I'm about to pee on myself, bro.
00:07:32.000 You're just ugly.
00:07:33.000 Yo, chill.
00:07:34.000 Sit down, please.
00:07:35.000 Sit down, bro.
00:07:36.000 Sit down, bro.
00:07:37.000 Sit down, bro.
00:07:38.000 Sit down, bro.
00:07:39.000 Sit down, bro.
00:07:40.000 Sit down, bro.
00:07:41.000 Sit down, bro.
00:07:42.000 Yeah.
00:07:43.000 Next.
00:07:44.000 Bro.
00:07:45.000 All right.
00:07:46.000 All right.
00:07:47.000 He said, damn.
00:07:48.000 Come on.
00:07:49.000 It's technically not over here.
00:07:50.000 It's fuck.
00:07:51.000 You know, I can choose you, right?
00:07:52.000 You know what I mean?
00:07:53.000 It's technically not over here.
00:07:55.000 It's fuck.
00:07:56.000 You know, I can choose you, right?
00:07:58.000 You know, I can make you, like, bring that you're supposed to be chill, right?
00:08:01.000 You know what I mean?
00:08:02.000 So, I can check me out from the fucking country, because I'm Zap, nigga.
00:08:05.000 And yeah.
00:08:08.000 Okay.
00:08:09.000 All right.
00:08:10.000 Shit.
00:08:11.000 Godzilla vs. King Kong.
00:08:13.000 Nah, chill, Zane.
00:08:18.000 Nah, Zane, you're weird.
00:08:19.000 All right.
00:08:20.000 Anyway, Zane, you want to ask them a question?
00:08:21.000 Um.
00:08:26.000 Shit.
00:08:30.000 Zane, go ahead, bro.
00:08:31.000 Um.
00:08:36.000 Fuck it.
00:08:37.000 Fuck it.
00:08:38.000 Zane, fuck.
00:08:39.000 Get off those ciggies.
00:08:40.000 Bro, ay, ay, ay, ay.
00:08:42.000 Don't talk to me.
00:08:44.000 Hey, one more thing.
00:08:45.000 I don't smoke cigarettes like he does.
00:08:46.000 I don't smoke cigarettes, buddy.
00:08:47.000 Bro, you're literally a chronic eater, bro.
00:08:49.000 I'm sorry. I thought you were talking about me.
00:08:56.300 Can you say, oh, God, you don't smoke cigarettes?
00:09:00.180 I'm gutted I don't smoke cigarettes.
00:09:03.540 Yo, what the hell? What the fuck?
00:09:07.480 You were saying, ask your question, bro.
00:09:10.540 All right, yo, so y'all two big gentlemen could take this nice young lady anywhere in the world.
00:09:16.660 So, not by plane, because that would not be safe.
00:09:19.900 Bro, shut the fuck up, bro.
00:09:21.860 Where would y'all take her, bro?
00:09:24.780 Where would y'all take her, bro?
00:09:26.680 Uh, I'm taking the ass.
00:09:28.200 Hold on, bitch.
00:09:34.820 Almost, almost.
00:09:35.720 How are you?
00:09:36.740 Oh, my God, how are you?
00:09:38.120 Oh, wait, I can't see you.
00:09:39.600 What the fuck?
00:09:41.420 You can't see me?
00:09:42.800 Mm-mm.
00:09:44.360 You gonna want to see me, baby.
00:09:46.660 All right, then, then let's see it.
00:09:49.560 Can you see me?
00:09:50.400 You want me to turn my camera off and all?
00:09:52.640 Bro, we can see you, dumb fuck.
00:09:54.520 We can't see you, you dumb bitch.
00:09:56.480 Oh, well, you can't see him?
00:09:58.960 No, I couldn't.
00:10:00.340 How about now?
00:10:02.580 No, it's, hold on, wait.
00:10:03.680 Can you see him?
00:10:04.600 It shows, oh, wait.
00:10:05.800 For some reason, it said video disabled by me.
00:10:07.880 Sorry.
00:10:08.500 Oh, I like the outfit.
00:10:10.600 Yeah.
00:10:11.560 Okay, so, so, first off.
00:10:13.840 Oh, yeah, there we go.
00:10:15.180 All right, Kenny, aye, Kenny.
00:10:16.280 That was shit.
00:10:17.180 Yeah, you got that vlog stick, bro.
00:10:19.800 Hold on, wait, wait, wait.
00:10:21.700 Here we go.
00:10:22.200 What about that vlog stick?
00:10:22.940 God damn, Kenny, you're making me wet.
00:10:25.140 Sorry.
00:10:25.880 Sorry.
00:10:26.520 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:10:27.900 Yo, Aiden.
00:10:28.620 Yeah?
00:10:29.860 Don't tell nobody about the secret leak.
00:10:31.520 Okay.
00:10:33.220 Let me, uh, yo.
00:10:35.820 Kenny, you're so...
00:10:36.400 I'm on my mic mic.
00:10:37.220 Kenny, I'm touching my right now.
00:10:40.140 Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
00:10:43.080 Can you please feel bad?
00:10:44.220 I'm joking.
00:10:46.860 All right, yo.
00:10:48.600 They're so weird.
00:10:49.900 All right, yo, yo, ask the, uh, ask the question to Kenny.
00:10:52.620 Oh, Kenny, what was your favorite to you show?
00:10:54.620 I said, who would have to be in the room, and it could be anyone, like a celebrity, for
00:11:00.280 you to cheat on me?
00:11:01.920 At the end, I'll try to cheat on you.
00:11:02.900 I really wouldn't cheat on you, but honestly, adapt, bro.
00:11:07.980 Jesus fucking Christ, bro.
00:11:09.360 I just fucked this shit out of that dude, bro.
00:11:11.540 God, bro.
00:11:12.720 Oh, God.
00:11:13.820 No, no, but real shit, real shit.
00:11:19.760 Nigga, still on that fucking juice, bro.
00:11:21.500 Bro, what?
00:11:22.200 Yo, bro.
00:11:23.460 Shit, bro.
00:11:24.040 Off my dick, bro.
00:11:25.880 Hey, hey.
00:11:26.460 So, uh, what's your name for that bitch?
00:11:28.920 Yo, Zane, bro.
00:11:30.060 Off my dick, bitch.
00:11:31.580 Yo, Zane, are you looking at this?
00:11:32.720 Yo, what is this nigga doing?
00:11:34.100 What is this nigga doing, bro?
00:11:35.000 What the fuck?
00:11:37.000 What this shit?
00:11:37.860 What the fuck?
00:11:39.860 Yo, I'm gonna be dead tomorrow.
00:11:44.320 Yeah, I don't think you wanna be with this guy.
00:11:46.380 I'm not gonna lie.
00:11:47.120 I don't think you wanna be with this guy.
00:11:48.280 I'm gonna keep it up.
00:11:48.740 What the fuck?
00:11:49.360 I'm gonna keep it up.
00:11:51.460 Bro, what the fuck is going on?
00:11:53.900 I'm gonna keep it up, bro.
00:11:56.600 Yo, what the fuck?
00:11:58.200 I didn't catch the spills on you, bro.
00:12:00.760 Bro, I'm gonna die.
00:12:01.860 He had a picture.
00:12:02.820 Nah, nah, he's just trolling.
00:12:04.220 He's just trolling.
00:12:04.640 He's just trolling.
00:12:08.600 What the shit is going on?
00:12:12.640 All right, Chai Boop, can you please come to the camera?
00:12:17.260 Yo, how do you think of this shit?
00:12:21.480 All right, bro, look.
00:12:23.180 The guy's going to the third round, please.
00:12:24.480 Yo, Royce, you're weird as fuck.
00:12:25.920 No, no, no, no.
00:12:26.840 Chai Boop, can you please come and talk?
00:12:29.640 Hey, you.
00:12:30.500 Come here.
00:12:30.900 You just come here.
00:12:32.240 Let me suck the cock.
00:12:34.180 What the fuck?
00:12:35.560 Yo, why do you have toothpaste on your face, bro?
00:12:39.140 Why do you brush it off?
00:12:42.240 What do you mean, bro?
00:12:43.580 Push it, bro.
00:12:45.960 I can't breathe.
00:12:47.320 What is wrong with this nigga, bro?
00:12:51.180 Yo, I'm gonna fucking...
00:12:53.900 I'm gonna get some fucking powdered sugar
00:12:55.760 and put that shit on your face, bro.
00:12:57.220 What is this shit?
00:13:00.460 Bro, what is he doing, bro?
00:13:02.580 Does his parents not wake up?
00:13:03.680 Does he live with his parents?
00:13:04.980 What the fuck?
00:13:05.980 You know that smoke you take to go off?
00:13:07.860 He's one of the motherfuckers.
00:13:08.520 He's one of the motherfuckers.
00:13:09.440 Come here.
00:13:10.520 Come here.
00:13:11.420 Let me suck his neighbors.
00:13:12.480 You're looking at him.
00:13:12.960 Bro, who keeps saying that, bro?
00:13:15.380 All right.
00:13:16.380 Chai Boop, Chai Boop, Chai Boop.
00:13:19.400 I'm gonna first start with you.
00:13:20.460 What could you...
00:13:21.120 ...rest?
00:13:21.560 Let me see that chin, bro.
00:13:22.400 Let me see that chin, bro.
00:13:24.520 Yo, yo.
00:13:25.140 He wears faith like Aiden.
00:13:26.640 You're weird as fuck.
00:13:27.480 Oh, shit.
00:13:33.360 It's the effort.
00:13:34.860 It's the effort.
00:13:36.040 I like it.
00:13:39.680 No, bro.
00:13:41.120 There's no way.
00:13:42.960 He just burnt 500 calories in one cartwheel.
00:13:45.520 All right, all right, all right.
00:13:49.560 Tell me why I felt that shit.
00:13:51.880 All right, real quick.
00:13:53.680 Why is your son so big?
00:13:54.780 You've been wearing it for the last time.
00:13:55.640 Oh, bro, shut up, bro.
00:13:57.340 Oh, my God.
00:13:58.480 Bro, look at yourself.
00:13:59.700 Look in the mirror, bro.
00:14:00.860 Look in the mirror, bro.
00:14:04.540 Why are you so mad at me?
00:14:06.300 I'm just trying to want to eat food with your mouth open, bro.
00:14:09.560 Oh, my God.
00:14:11.600 Why is he so mad?
00:14:13.040 I'm like, dude.
00:14:14.620 Get this nigga the fuck out of here
00:14:16.360 before I have my guard to escort this bitch ass now out of here, bitch.
00:14:18.600 Don't look in the mirror, bro.
00:14:19.380 Don't look in the mirror, bro.
00:14:20.360 Don't look in the mirror, bro.
00:14:20.900 Don't look in the mirror, bro.
00:14:22.580 All right, yo.
00:14:23.460 Is there anything this nigga can do to redeem himself?
00:14:25.480 He's done.
00:14:25.680 All right, yeah.
00:14:26.200 Come on.