FULL Livestream with AMP & Adin Ross - [6⧸18⧸21]
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Summary
This episode we have our first guest on the pod, Duke. We talk about a variety of topics and topics that have nothing to do with sex, but we still had to talk about it. We also talk about Duke's new dildo and how he got it.
Transcript
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I wanna match with you, so I'm gonna put these on.
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Niggah, he trying to copy my whole fucking body.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can all sit on my bed.
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Ay, bro, how the fuck you getting them, though?
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They're popular, what do you mean? Everyone has a pair of them.
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What's like a kinky thing you've done recently?
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But as long as you happy and you do you, but it's all that fucking matter.
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Like I said, I fuck with you and we gonna fuck with you regardless.
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You just told us that you like, you like shit up.
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Like, I just wanna know, like, you talking about girl this, girl that.
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Cause I heard you try to replace me as the token white guy in A&P, bro.
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He's trying to walk like a baby again and shit like that.
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Can you get Dylan and bring up like four or five chairs?
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We don't need no pillows right from right here.
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about the big movies you guys are making I know yes anyways um I know about the
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yeah I know about the you know the big moves I'm just saying all I'm saying is this
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fine skip but MP we're breaking twits tonight we're breaking shits tonight
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we're breaking twits tonight I'll repeat it hey boxer I have gloves oh I have a game we're
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gonna play by the way not like that I have a good game we're gonna play give me
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that glove punch punch punch punch we're gonna play a game called punch or punch
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punch for punch okay we're gonna take turn swinging at each other right me
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verse you mono in mono let's make some room like do you want to just do it
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like okay I was thinking this I punch you in your ass punch in my ass cuz the chest
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hurts and the face hurts new ass shots you good with that so as a fly right here what
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yo yo yo ass shots how many how many times what no it's not how many times he'll talk about it
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it's a lot of questions how many times how about it I get that it's a lot of questions
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are you guys gonna take ass shots right now nigga no are there more chairs coming in right now
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yeah let's do face shots face shots oh you want to take face shots just meet you real quick
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these shorts yeah i'm telling you like a month like a month ago i'm so your girl is nice
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oh my girl has it she's out right now she'll be home soon what's she doing she's she's with her
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friend shopping yes um i really want to meet you my sister she's not here well she was she back home
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yeah yeah yeah you should like introduce you know what i'm saying introduce me yeah i know what you're
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saying yes uh how many more do we need we're good okay you know what before we even talk about
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everything i really want to get a topic down before we start doing playing ball all that's
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it we're gonna play basketball yes yes yes but i want to talk about 2k with everybody real quick
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can we just talk about it talk to me so what the happened bro i want to know everyone's opinion
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starting from we can start from here go over here i want to know literally two years yeah yeah
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so let me ask you a question a great part do you think 22 22 will be good no no nah nah look look
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i think it'll be made as but it's better than 21. it's gonna be playable but better than 21. yeah yeah
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for sure yeah now do you remember how fun here's what i remember from next gen remember remember
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yo yo what's up like far like aiden you wow why was there a rat in your house
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yo why you on me like why you on my dick like everybody here like you on my dick it feels nice why you
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what are you on my see i can't even oh he didn't even joke and he always turns
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that ass though all right anyways which is okay anyways all right so look this is what i want to say
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first of all no no i had you know back on default what i told you that they got
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hand okay so what i was saying what i was saying was what do you know this is the most random do you
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do you guys do you guys do you guys like ronnie 2k yeah do you like ronnie 2k i don't care about him
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you know what i'm saying i don't got no no ill feelings towards them i just know that
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you know what i'm saying they suck you know what i'm saying like at the end they
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you know what i'm saying profession they suck you know what i'm saying i just feel like they need
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some real hoopas do you like do you like mike wang uh he cool like we met him right there
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but still like mike wang ain't no hoopla so how can he talk about basketball you know
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the world not not necessarily but how can you be in control of like movement and things of that
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nature if you don't really even know movement yourself damn homie that's a real i just how you
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feel about this though how you feel about oh mike wang and uh i just i just missed being able to turn
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on 2k just interact with the chat and just have fun and you know what you know what i remember the most
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out of this me you you playing at the very beginning of the year that's the that was the best
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that was when we first met and that's when literally 2k was at its top prime for 21. yeah
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when i was playing 2k 21 in college i think you made a my player build and i was just like trying
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to look up the best shooter builds and like that yeah i think i came across your and i copied your whole
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shit you did i was just talking about 22 i'll 100 be playing it if it's ass you know i think the
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biggest problem right now is like uh like skill gap though like yeah there's my little the trash can
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same trash cans that come around eight nine times on 2k 20 is the same ones who would drop you the
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off on 21 and next gen right right so it's like to the to the ones who who good it's like i don't
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even want to play this because like you know you know what else duke what's up gay 19 was fun as
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fuck yeah it was the best it was no no 17 16 to 17. no no no no no no i missed it though
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playing it bro but you know what i appreciate i appreciate like i bought it yeah i got my second
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channel yeah i appreciate the ones who watch me no matter what and it's the same thing bro like
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i'm 2k being bad was the best thing that's ever happened to me yeah yeah i was gonna say
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isn't that like a blessing in disguise it is but bro like now at this point where it's like i just
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miss playing games yeah yeah i miss it it's so bad bro there's no good game no you gotta make a game
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bro there's so many people what game any game any game you want to play you can make lit you think so
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game is bad actually depressive no no no no that's what i'm saying but you're not playing a game to
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play you're playing a game to make content so even if this shit is lit for you but it's not good
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content you're not posting you're not gonna stream it that's true like it took one streamer to play
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tarkov that put everybody on it took one stream play c at these put everyone on like there's people who
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put people on the game among us this thing right here was playing uh among us before game high right
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here game high was playing among us before anybody on stage playing among us and i literally laughed at
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him because i thought it was a gimmicky game then the shit blew up so it's like you you kind of you know
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what i'm saying my thing is this aging for somebody who wants to start streaming and doing youtube what
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do they do that's it's the hardest streaming on youtube stream or do youtube what game do they play
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imagine just starting my question my question my question is when is ssb new york coming out
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that's a good question that's a great question that right there is the next big game
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why are you looking at me like that you want to sit you know what's that right there like
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what's that white gum you want to sit nah hey time yo what's up my man get me in the server bro
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like you said you would yo hey yo my boy aim time
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hey look but look but aiden aiden i feel like a broken record because i've been doing this shit
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for a minute now like i've been bubbling 2k shakes since 2k14 me too and i've been saying the same
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thing like over and over and over again so it just feels like it don't even have to but have you
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seen two have been this bad yeah and it's like and i keep telling them what the solution is but
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they're spread thin like why all right so why don't they listen they listen this year they just missed
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no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
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you said look they added content they just messed up with the engine because it's so bad
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they didn't add content though davis because if you play 3v3 prime or 5v5 prime this game was like
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my jam or now my nba they don't even fucking know it
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it's like there's communities of people that play that shit but they focus on the shit that makes
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them the most money what's the thing that makes the most money is my team and park so that's
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the brain bro they sell aiden how long have you been wanting change in 2k years okay so the only
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the near perfect 2k was 16 and 17. 16 was beautiful 17 was fine it's been that long
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17 was fun it was big it was fun chat we're gonna freestyle we just want to end this shit
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like i want to just talk to this shit because not a lot of you guys told me to talk about this
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shit when i have them on here but bro there's a fucking fly in here just plug the fuck out of
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this stinking ass room bro yo yo nigga what you weird as fuck oh my mama bro how you weird as fuck man
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just put on a beat or something all right yeah yeah yeah you got this can you lift this speaker up sir
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thanks big boy that's my finger strong you saw that big boy god damn how'd you do that all right
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give me a beat oh hey no chris talk to me chris
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give me some beats chris can do singing he can do anything chris really
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he can't move oh my bad i forgot i'm sorry i forgot hell man bro hell man i'm really wait
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why did you tear it dude when did i tear it yeah like two weeks because of these niggas what
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happened bro stop saying that i'm trying to put it on that bro you you you you tore that shit
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in mid like open field by yourself nobody touched them
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so wait are you okay wait can i join amp here nah i you you i feel like you know what the answer
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all right yeah yeah but hold on hold on just real quick take a look around take a look at yourself
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what you see all right you see that a lot of lovely guests
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okay yeah i'll just let you know you know what i'm saying
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so fresh is he trying to make our actual soccer
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I'm not finished, I'm not finished, I'm not finished, look, R&B, we from the
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2K community, we going really hard, Ronnie, 2K, fix your game, that shit is ass cheeks,
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ass cheeks, ass cheeks, hit him, Chris, hit him, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
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hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
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hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
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hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, oh, my, you
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Hey, nah, nah, nah, this shit, this shit sound like a real song.
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This shit sound like a real song, though, ain't it?
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Yo, let's get on the motherfucking track, Aiden.
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Yeah, I'm gonna go in one two three just like by the Jordan
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Splashy splashy, eat that shit like a Laffy Taffy
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Bro, this might be my best stream I've ever had
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You got these fuckers tagging me with that bullshit too
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Your age just said ask Kai how to teach how to get sturdy
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You like specifically it's a sport it's a sport or yeah I'm tired
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I'm gonna show you something in YouTube what's up man your age just said that can I do that or not
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I'll be honest your age just told me to grab your ass now let me ask you a question how mad would you get if I did it's just a friendly ass you know like if football wouldn't make a good play be honest it's a 101 question but calm down if I grab your ass so I'm not you know it was just a possibility I would never do that I would never do that I would even think about doing that to you it makes no sense I would never do that disrespectfully just do that to your asshole I mean ass cheeks no I just wouldn't do that I would never do that
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I would never even put myself in the same sentence as me doing that I just wouldn't do it
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If it happens then it's gonna be bad I'll tell you
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Right what if we're playing ball right now we get contact physically
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But now that you said that he's gonna be well aware that it's gonna make him smack you
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Okay so what if I set you a screen and I touch your dick
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He sets you he sets you a screen but he somehow touched your dick
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Oh Catbat you was like your racial dignity or he cat
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I don't wanna have to smack the fuck out of your head
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Yeah hell yeah I don't wanna have to smack the fuck out of your head
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Bro why does that have to be at your throat okay?
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You do have to stand up in the middle of my head
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Make sure you guys go to, at the bottom right here, Aiden Ross.
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This is the best term I've ever done so far, I think, bro.