Grown Man CRIES About Taking His Cart Back..
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Summary
On this episode of the the boys are joined by special guest Chad. The guys discuss a variety of topics such as: 1. How to be a polite person in the workplace, 2. What is a polite conversation? 3. How do you deal with people who are lazy bones? 4. Why do you have to be so aggressive? 5. How much money does it take to be polite? 6. What do you pay for a cart? 7. What does it mean to be nice? 8. Is it a crime to be rude? 9. What s the difference between being nice and being violent? 10. What are the rules of negotiation? 11. What's the correct thing to do with a stolen car?
Transcript
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sir how are you gonna do that yeah right are you are you used to putting things in guys
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hello boy and architeers classic and judging by this chad it's a new cart knock all right
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lazy bones car that's not where the cards go blocking a full spot
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sorry said you blocked the spot with your cart sir yeah your cart you just left it here blocking
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the spot oh i'm agent sebastian with the cart narcs where i glory why do you have to be so aggressive
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bro all he said was you're blocking your the spot bro i kind of like bro what the even do
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various organization of narcs that help people not be lazy bones
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that's what i paid for dude uh the old they pay people argument well they pay people to do all
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sorts of things did you go inside you know what i hate bro chat let me tell you guys something right
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now don't tell me you guys are these types of people do you know really like chat listen when
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you guys are eating food do you guys leave the table like a mess bro or do y'all like actually
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like clean up out yourselves like stack like do y'all do that bro please tell me you do
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please tell me you guys do bro you guys do clean it and okay cool bro i hate people like this bro like
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that like not even saying that you do that restaurants but i hate people that just like
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have the messiest table bro i used to work at a restaurant people would just leave there oh my
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bro if i see these people now i would literally beat the out of them bro like
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bro like i don't know bro like you guys get what i'm saying no it's i'm making a polite request i'm not
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harassing yeah it sounds like well that's because you're lying sir let me give you a bump well you're
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you're calling it harassment when it's a polite conversation that's a lot have i been wanted
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conversation well it's an unwanted cart as well unwanted conversation that but property dude
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exactly i wonder bonds corporate would approve it here sir why are you deflecting why did you leave
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the car that were you being lazy or what yeah well you want to turn your life around and be a better
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person no why not but then you'll just spiral into a into a little i'm giving you a car too hood magnet
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shame what do you do what do you do into a little i'm giving you a car too hood magnet
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yo no i'm not gonna lie that shit is hilarious bro what the
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lazy bone y'all are weird as well yeah i'm serious no you're not
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sir i didn't touch your car the magnet did now i will take the magnet off if you take your cart
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back where you know it belongs be a good person and uh sir how are you going to fit that giant
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magnet to my ass sir how are you going to do that yeah right are you are you used to putting
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things in guys asses no i'll become i'll become fashionable too fashionable huh what's your technique
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yo he didn't he said he said you're a maggot bro he was basically saying like you're you know what
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i'm saying like did you call me the effort sir my goddamn car dude i'm gonna you up player
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you understand me i knocked you the out player you understand why are you being angry
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i know you are you're not gonna do that look at sir i don't want to be body shaming of yourself sir
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but what did you learn these negotiation techniques polite conversations use your
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word don't use your violence you keep approaching me again i told you already i'm gonna shoot you in
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a minute yeah sir that's against the law yeah is it really it's against the law to have a concealed
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carry in los angeles as well probably i doubt you have a gun also sir
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uh not really because i don't want you to uh you know endanger people but i'd like for you to do
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the nice thing and just take your cart back you want to do that please yo chat i ain't gonna lie
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this dude still has balls bro chat he just threatened to kill him and he said would you
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please politely take your cart back bro i'll be honest listen i'm explain now that i have ant bro
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i would talk my shit chat now that i got ant bro ant would not let this slide bro
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ant would pull him out of the car and just beat the out of him but bro i kind of want to do this
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i kind of want to piss people off and just like have ant beat the out of them bro
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i'm kidding i'm kidding i'm kidding you've said that like eight times and it hasn't happened
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i'm not gonna fight you over a car sir come on this you're acting like a school yard bully
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use your conversation use your words use your logic
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i'm sorry you're running the f over that's not nice either why do you want to go to jail
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let's see if we can get him on the passing here's a don't put him don't put another bumper do not put
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another bumper on his car bro don't do it bro don't do it bro don't do it don't do it don't do it
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tough guy please don't do it don't where's he going don't do it bro got it yo i did not get him
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actually yo but here he is that's a just loser attitude in life where's he going up the side
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don't exit here yo the first time that's i've ever been called playa again threatening with a gun
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ah missed again i will go pick that up that was a long distance toss low probability oh wait a minute
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now that he's in public you pursue that somebody the really ang
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public area he basically admitted that as many angry bones
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often display that he is just a dirtbag just a schoolyard bully
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so he left his car he left his cart right uh-huh and so i said hey would you put your cart back
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and he said oh yeah you heard him f you have this i'm gonna he did this like gorilla walk thing
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and then he said he's harassed you know he said he had a gun he said he was gonna run me over
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all these uh things that you know depending on the district attorney could be considered you know
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violent threats or assault but because he just because he said he didn't want to take his cart back
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you know what it's okay it's what i do i deal with it all the time a highly trained a very sexy
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professional agent but thank you for being nice and uh watching out for me and you always take
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your carts back right you always take your carts back to the cart return right yeah exactly i knew it
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i knew it because you don't want to leave things out chat my name i know
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yo yo yo yo yo yo hold on let me just chill off that one hold on
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is this the new song chat you say you stick they hope like yeah but ain't the chase and they know
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we have one irons boy they gonna come i'm so happy she got my point do
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shit bad for sure oh shit honestly dude this is so fucked up
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stand stand them let's pray for this boss come on
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shit who the fuck who the fuck stands a 12 versus a two who the
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dude as soon as he dragged me of course i knew he would drag me i was like oh hell no
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he always has to put all the pressure on me bro now we also have to stand though
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he really had to stand yeah now those are definitely hits on god those are hits in the books
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no when i saw that 11 that would have been oh let's go look at his face he makes bro no please bro
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bro that's not like a double bro okay now mateo cast you
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guys look at who's gonna drag me look at my rating get out get out just get out
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robo you know hey i'm not gonna oh ray you are bro you you're lying to his face you are like you're
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uh-huh you're you're you're you're getting there just like take it slow no no no i don't like this
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wait wait i have a call i have a call i have a call i have a call what 10k one count on the sides one hand
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wait like me winner like like this yep but cheap but cheap all right let's see
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come on i like that call too i know you do i know you do i want to hit the hand okay shut up
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bro what is wrong get out get out bro come on we're at 500 just stop what are you chasing anymore
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bro like do you want to lose keep bro i'm not gonna lie no helping you dude really you just
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give me a call don't do that now don't act fake like that okay but to get you to 500k not to go
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under like bro 10 10 just can't do it wow that i hate nine nine please 10 10 10
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like and this and you just hear his voice after like king why can't they just give you a big side
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bet right i'm not gonna lie you on this one i feel that i just feel my god i feel what am i
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got i feel what am i got i feel what am i got i feel what am i got how many cards man all right bro
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i don't realize how big the siders were cheese king would have been insane
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oh my man would have been insane come on with these pushes bro
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witness you're out hello oh oh you could hit that nine low key
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all right come on yeah ten times ten times i promise you i'm out jesus i swear to god
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i know don't do that don't do that don't do that yeah i know you would have left
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i know you would have left but you see why you had to just stop at 500 bro yes i see i see