Adin Live - June 05, 2023


I Bought My Best Friend A Lamborghini


Episode Stats

Length

13 minutes

Words per Minute

147.81007

Word Count

1,927

Sentence Count

390

Misogynist Sentences

10

Hate Speech Sentences

8


Summary

The Lamborghini vs the Tesla Model X. Will and Jordan get into a fight over a parking spot, and the Lambo Twins race each other to see how fast they can go in a race against each other.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Bro, eh, coming to the parking spot right now.
00:00:01.680 Will's in a fight, bro.
00:00:02.420 Will's in a fight.
00:00:06.140 All right, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.
00:00:07.680 Hold on, win, win.
00:00:08.500 Right now?
00:00:09.340 All right.
00:00:10.040 Oh, here it is.
00:00:11.880 My boy.
00:00:14.840 As you guys know, my best friend, Joy, man,
00:00:16.400 known as the third grade.
00:00:17.340 He doesn't have a car.
00:00:18.320 He has, like, this Toyota.
00:00:19.220 It's like a beat-down Toyota truck.
00:00:20.400 I like to have a little plot twist of things.
00:00:21.740 I got him a stacked-out full Tesla Model X.
00:00:24.460 I spent, like, 140 racks on it, some crazy shit.
00:00:26.560 Upgraded, like, fully decked out.
00:00:28.420 So, we're going to surprise him with that, too,
00:00:29.860 with the Lambo for Ant.
00:00:31.240 So, it's going to be insane.
00:00:34.500 Cars look amazing.
00:00:35.680 Both have, like, a matching color.
00:00:37.300 Tesla right here and Lamborghini right here.
00:00:39.860 Truck.
00:00:40.240 Holy shitballs.
00:00:43.060 Ant's lips right here.
00:00:44.240 And that's Jordan's over there.
00:00:46.020 And now we've got to act here.
00:00:47.340 To act like there's a problem here
00:00:49.380 to see how fast Ant can get down here.
00:00:51.340 But that's not really what we're doing.
00:00:52.540 We're going to obviously surprise him
00:00:54.140 with a 2020-23 Lamborghini.
00:00:56.720 So, it's about to be crazy.
00:00:57.500 So, how we're going to do it is
00:00:59.300 we're going to have you argue over a parking spot.
00:01:01.460 So, we'll just say this spot right here.
00:01:03.020 What are you doing in my fucking spot?
00:01:04.520 Perfect.
00:01:04.900 Get the fucking car out of me.
00:01:06.100 Exactly.
00:01:06.640 Should we get him down here?
00:01:07.800 Bro, Ant.
00:01:09.660 Come to the parking spot right now.
00:01:11.080 Feel it, bro.
00:01:12.000 Will's in a fight, bro.
00:01:13.960 Will's in a fight right now.
00:01:14.560 He's going to come down before.
00:01:15.660 All right.
00:01:15.820 All right.
00:01:15.840 All right.
00:01:15.880 He's coming.
00:01:18.340 He's coming.
00:01:18.680 He's coming.
00:01:18.960 He's coming.
00:01:19.300 All right, man.
00:01:19.780 He's here.
00:01:21.160 How many fucking times did I get to tell you?
00:01:27.620 Get this fucking car.
00:01:29.580 Get this fucking car.
00:01:30.540 Get this fucking car.
00:01:30.840 You know what I'm saying?
00:01:34.660 Yeah.
00:01:34.960 You know what I'm saying?
00:01:36.800 Why you on the truck?
00:01:37.980 Huh?
00:01:38.380 Why you on the truck?
00:01:39.320 Because it's my truck.
00:01:41.220 That's your truck.
00:01:42.140 All right.
00:01:42.400 Hey, hey, hey.
00:01:43.200 It's a prank.
00:01:44.020 It's a prank.
00:01:44.580 Don't play with me like this.
00:01:45.500 I know.
00:01:45.840 I'm just testing this.
00:01:46.460 I'm just testing how far you can get down.
00:01:48.360 Hey, y'all don't play with me like this, bro.
00:01:49.720 I know.
00:01:50.160 I know.
00:01:50.480 I know.
00:01:50.980 Come on, man.
00:01:51.820 I know.
00:01:52.100 I know.
00:01:52.300 You was in on the two, man, bro.
00:01:55.900 Chill.
00:01:56.380 Come here.
00:01:58.340 That shit crazy.
00:01:59.380 That's my ring, bro.
00:02:01.080 It's a prank.
00:02:04.120 Guess what?
00:02:05.160 See that truck?
00:02:07.220 You see that truck?
00:02:09.620 Come on, man.
00:02:10.700 Go, man.
00:02:11.240 Go, man.
00:02:12.560 Go.
00:02:13.740 You got to be the first one on lock.
00:02:15.000 I just want to say, bro, by my heart, it's always been brotherly love, bro, with you,
00:02:25.640 and I appreciate you for everything you've done for me, and there's been times, bro, where
00:02:28.920 I've been banned and not making money, and you know you took the hit, and for real shit,
00:02:32.600 bro, thank you, bro.
00:02:34.340 I appreciate you.
00:02:35.140 This is obviously, I promised you this car when we first started working together, and
00:02:38.880 now you have it, bro.
00:02:40.400 Lambo Twins, and I got to race you now.
00:02:43.620 Oh, you can't win, because you can't drive.
00:02:46.120 Bro, I can, if we have a wide-open course, I'm going to beat you.
00:02:49.320 You know that, right?
00:02:49.780 You can't drive, bro.
00:02:50.620 You will not win.
00:02:51.400 Damn, his first sit in the car, bro.
00:02:53.960 Yeah, that shit's all yours.
00:02:55.200 Damn.
00:02:57.880 Oh!
00:03:00.240 Yeah!
00:03:01.920 Damn, bro.
00:03:04.340 You shit drive, bro.
00:03:05.580 If y'all didn't have the cameras on, I probably wouldn't cry, bro.
00:03:08.260 Damn it!
00:03:09.940 Damn, bro, he's got to act macho for the camera.
00:03:11.880 I got to, bro.
00:03:12.720 I had no idea what's coming.
00:03:14.120 This is beautiful.
00:03:15.460 My brother.
00:03:16.340 I love you, bro.
00:03:17.040 Love.
00:03:17.720 There's a lot of blessings today.
00:03:19.320 It's going to hit him in a few.
00:03:20.880 Another blessing I want to give is to my boy, Raymond.
00:03:22.680 I'm going to give you this rainbow Rolex.
00:03:24.820 What the fuck?
00:03:25.860 Rainbow Rolex.
00:03:26.720 I got it from Eliante.
00:03:27.780 It's a nice little rollie.
00:03:28.840 We had to have something that could compete.
00:03:30.880 What the fuck?
00:03:32.880 Rainbow Rolex for you.
00:03:33.940 That was a shot.
00:03:34.760 That was a great shot.
00:03:35.980 One other gift.
00:03:38.400 There's one person I'm leaving out.
00:03:39.780 It's not you.
00:03:40.300 You just got here late.
00:03:41.440 You.
00:03:44.120 Turn around.
00:03:46.360 It's yours.
00:03:47.600 Model X.
00:03:49.320 Oh!
00:03:50.300 What the fuck?
00:03:55.960 My brother.
00:03:59.660 You got to push it.
00:04:00.440 We already know you're solid, bro.
00:04:02.780 We already can finish it.
00:04:03.680 We since I met you.
00:04:04.580 Third fucking grade.
00:04:06.700 It's crazy.
00:04:07.500 I got your back.
00:04:08.220 No matter what.
00:04:08.860 I don't even know about it.
00:04:09.700 You don't even hear it.
00:04:12.100 That's in stealth.
00:04:13.820 Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:04:16.640 This shit's sickening, man.
00:04:18.680 Fucking.
00:04:19.300 Sickening, man.
00:04:20.500 Right.
00:04:21.300 What?
00:04:22.600 What the fuck?
00:04:24.020 That watch is crazy.
00:04:29.000 All right.
00:04:29.480 I'm going to show you for the thingy-ma-jiggy.
00:04:32.000 For the acting.
00:04:32.360 Whatever you're going to give me.
00:04:34.580 You sure?
00:04:35.160 Yeah.
00:04:35.500 What do you usually charge?
00:04:38.020 $50,000.
00:04:40.580 $4,500.
00:04:41.660 There you go.
00:04:42.420 Give me that.
00:04:43.460 Nice.
00:04:43.920 A few hundred.
00:04:44.340 Is that cool?
00:04:45.320 Yeah, that's fine.
00:04:46.160 You're kidding, man.
00:04:46.780 It was $10,000.
00:04:48.420 Seriously?
00:04:49.140 Yeah.
00:04:49.500 Swear to God.
00:04:50.000 You have no idea.
00:04:52.340 Let me explain something to you.
00:05:06.280 I can't thank you guys enough for everything.
00:05:08.980 That was really very nice.
00:05:10.560 Of course, man.
00:05:11.100 I got you.
00:05:11.660 One sec.
00:05:12.040 I need something.
00:05:15.420 Keep going.
00:05:16.140 I need a day.
00:05:17.700 For you.
00:05:19.400 Best of luck and everything.
00:05:20.860 You'll figure everything out.
00:05:23.940 Got value.
00:05:27.520 I don't think I got value now.
00:05:29.420 It's up here.
00:05:31.020 Thank God I have a gun in my pocket.
00:05:32.620 I ain't going to want more to see how much cashed in a long time.
00:05:35.140 I don't know what to say.
00:05:38.260 You don't got to say anything.
00:05:39.280 I was touched by your story.
00:05:41.300 If I could make a movie for this, for what happened, this would probably be a lifetime movie for sure.
00:05:49.140 Without a doubt.
00:05:50.200 It's crazy.
00:05:51.320 It's a crazy story.
00:05:54.360 Can you walk me out?
00:05:55.420 Yeah, I was going to say, let's walk him down.
00:05:56.620 Yeah, yeah.
00:05:57.020 I'm pretty shaky right now.
00:05:59.820 Yeah, for the next year.
00:06:00.860 There you go.
00:06:01.880 Who's calling?
00:06:02.880 Hello, fucko.
00:06:03.920 Now you can kiss my white ass.
00:06:08.940 But pleasure to meet you.
00:06:10.460 Yeah, I got you.
00:06:11.360 Thank you so much.
00:06:12.440 Yeah, got you.
00:06:17.720 We're going to a gender reveal.
00:06:18.980 We're going to see what's going on.
00:06:20.160 Shout out to Ant.
00:06:20.740 He's having a baby.
00:06:21.940 So boy or girl.
00:06:22.920 I'm going to say it's a boy.
00:06:23.940 I don't know.
00:06:24.380 But if it's a girl, you got to send her straight to the kitchen.
00:06:26.940 Kidding.
00:06:28.620 Oh, that's cool.
00:06:29.420 You guys got it all set up.
00:06:30.520 That's fire.
00:06:31.660 Tell him it's a girl, baby.
00:06:32.840 Good, Ant's mom is here.
00:06:34.660 We have a little surprise for her later.
00:06:36.460 The most solid.
00:06:37.280 Mm-hmm.
00:06:38.200 You know what I got to tell you?
00:06:39.020 I got to tell you something.
00:06:40.180 I'm going to tell you right now.
00:06:41.120 Look, I've worked with and fought with a lot of people.
00:06:45.920 And I mean it to the bottom of my motherfucking soul, man.
00:06:48.740 And I hope everybody see it.
00:06:50.200 You know what I'm saying?
00:06:50.600 If I have to call names, I'll call names.
00:06:52.560 They ain't more solid.
00:06:53.420 They might be older, but they definitely ain't more solid.
00:06:55.420 Thank you, bro.
00:06:55.880 Everybody said it was going to come through.
00:06:57.180 They didn't come.
00:06:57.760 No excuse, bro.
00:06:59.100 You make the type of things you want.
00:07:01.100 Say what up.
00:07:02.220 I'm going to call Kai real quick.
00:07:04.380 Yo, these kids just want to say what's up real quick.
00:07:07.780 What's up, Kai?
00:07:08.500 What's up, Kai?
00:07:09.120 What's up, Kai?
00:07:09.880 What's up?
00:07:10.920 Yeah, it's Kai.
00:07:11.740 What's up?
00:07:13.220 What's up?
00:07:14.100 Appreciate you, bro.
00:07:15.140 So we can head back that way.
00:07:16.380 And he back.
00:07:17.140 All right.
00:07:18.420 We're about to figure out what it is, whether it's a boy or a girl.
00:07:21.060 And it just goes to show there's only two genders.
00:07:24.640 Right now?
00:07:30.420 Now?
00:07:33.260 Oh, here it is.
00:07:35.300 Come on.
00:07:35.980 Blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue.
00:07:48.740 Damn, that's fire.
00:07:50.800 That's fire.
00:07:55.320 Got a girl.
00:07:57.420 Congrats, bro.
00:07:58.740 Congrats, bro.
00:08:00.160 Love, bro.
00:08:01.300 Yes.
00:08:04.180 A girl?
00:08:10.200 I got you, bro.
00:08:14.420 All right.
00:08:14.860 So right now, we're about to surprise Erica, her brother, and then aunt's mom.
00:08:19.260 Got to take care of the family.
00:08:22.140 See my mom.
00:08:22.920 Look, I just want to say to you, I really appreciate you making this legend right here.
00:08:30.920 Because he is my brother, and he changed my life.
00:08:33.460 And I want to give you this, right out of this basket, $20,000 for you.
00:08:38.280 I swear.
00:08:39.600 Thank you so much for birthing this legend right here, who I call my brother proudly.
00:08:44.580 I appreciate you.
00:08:45.580 Thank you so much.
00:08:46.260 Thank you so much.
00:08:47.660 Oh, my God.
00:08:48.700 Swear, all yours.
00:08:53.660 It's going to change my life.
00:08:56.860 Thank you so much.
00:08:57.820 I got you.
00:09:01.100 It's just a baby, a grandbaby.
00:09:07.700 Thank you.
00:09:08.200 Yeah.
00:09:09.220 It's a big day for the fam.
00:09:10.980 Thank you.
00:09:11.620 Yeah, I got you.
00:09:12.500 Nah, for sure.
00:09:13.180 I got you.
00:09:14.080 Yeah, yeah, for sure.
00:09:17.040 Michelle.
00:09:17.760 Hey.
00:09:18.140 I wanted to give you a little present, too.
00:09:20.200 Well, I love presents.
00:09:22.360 Can you close your eyes for me?
00:09:23.660 Yes.
00:09:25.200 All right.
00:09:27.940 All right.
00:09:28.720 Here's $10,000 for you.
00:09:31.160 Shut up.
00:09:32.040 And here's $10,000 for you, Will.
00:09:33.780 No way.
00:09:34.820 I got you.
00:09:35.560 Yeah.
00:09:35.880 Oh, my God.
00:09:36.640 I love you so much.
00:09:39.200 Thank you so much.
00:09:40.540 Very welcome.
00:09:41.220 We're such a blessing.
00:09:43.540 Got you.
00:09:44.640 Oh, my God.
00:09:45.420 I want to cry.
00:09:46.720 Thank you so much.
00:09:48.100 I got you.
00:09:48.760 I appreciate y'all.
00:09:49.720 Love y'all.
00:09:50.500 No problem.
00:09:51.100 Love you, too.
00:09:51.700 Love you, too.
00:09:52.340 Love you, too.
00:09:53.500 My man.
00:09:54.100 Today, we bless family, right?
00:09:59.600 We're family now, right?
00:10:00.660 Always.
00:10:01.460 For you, too.
00:10:02.980 $10,000.
00:10:04.240 Hold that.
00:10:05.140 $10,000.
00:10:05.820 Hold that.
00:10:07.320 My man.
00:10:08.560 Fair enough.
00:10:09.700 Fair enough.
00:10:10.400 Fair enough.
00:10:11.020 Fair enough.
00:10:11.100 Fair enough.
00:10:11.360 Fair enough.
00:10:12.300 Bro.
00:10:13.260 Look.
00:10:15.160 My dog.
00:10:15.840 Erica.
00:10:17.620 Oh, man.
00:10:18.440 Uh-oh.
00:10:18.720 Because, look.
00:10:19.480 Uh-oh.
00:10:19.800 You made me.
00:10:20.360 Uh-oh.
00:10:20.660 You made me.
00:10:22.240 Nah.
00:10:24.100 Look, you made me the, you know, the godfather of your baby.
00:10:29.460 $20,000 for you.
00:10:35.280 Gotcha.
00:10:35.940 Thank you, buddy.
00:10:36.840 I appreciate you.
00:10:38.080 I got you.
00:10:41.520 Yes, I am.
00:10:42.740 Yes, I am.
00:10:44.060 Yes, I am.
00:10:44.640 Stop, son.
00:10:47.080 What you been doing, all in?
00:10:48.680 Come on.
00:10:49.820 What you saying?
00:10:51.060 My bro.
00:10:51.940 Appreciate you.
00:10:52.540 I can't complain, man.
00:10:54.800 The day worked out better than what I expect.
00:10:57.900 You know what I mean?
00:10:59.200 Everybody having a good time.
00:11:00.500 Everybody chill.
00:11:01.180 Everybody relax.
00:11:02.900 Aiden bless some people.
00:11:04.260 I'm blessed.
00:11:05.280 Good bet for the style, baby, all right?
00:11:06.960 So, listen.
00:11:11.180 I know shit, you know what I'm saying, like, been coming together.
00:11:14.700 So, I just want to, you know what I'm saying, help complete the circle.
00:11:18.480 You know what I'm saying?
00:11:19.320 You been asking me for that Audi truck.
00:11:22.400 So, the Audi truck, yours.
00:11:24.500 And I got you something.
00:11:25.380 Nice to meet you, by the way, Aiden.
00:11:26.700 Oh, what's up, man?
00:11:27.780 For you.
00:11:28.260 Ten racks.
00:11:29.420 Goddamn.
00:11:30.000 Thank you.
00:11:30.880 Thank you.
00:11:31.200 That's ten.
00:11:32.120 That's ten plus the Audi truck.
00:11:33.620 That's right, man.
00:11:34.080 Shit.
00:11:34.520 Thank you.
00:11:36.560 I don't even know what to say.
00:11:39.860 That's it, man.
00:11:41.000 Got you, bro.
00:11:45.720 That's how you do it, man.
00:11:47.040 Always show love.
00:11:47.860 Always spread love.
00:11:48.740 Always, always spread love.
00:11:50.500 Fuck it.
00:11:51.020 Give out, give out all these kids hundreds.
00:11:53.460 For you.
00:11:53.900 For you, man.
00:11:56.660 My man.
00:12:01.900 Come on.
00:12:05.960 Grab it back.
00:12:06.880 You got it.
00:12:07.760 You got it.
00:12:08.500 There you go.
00:12:13.560 Right.
00:12:14.580 There you go.
00:12:17.740 That's for you.
00:12:18.500 Thank you.
00:12:20.580 Thank you.
00:12:20.600 Thank you, Aiden.
00:12:26.860 Okay.
00:12:27.360 I got you.
00:12:27.720 I got you.
00:12:28.900 I did it before.
00:12:30.540 I remember that when he did it.
00:12:32.240 Thank you.