I Tried Playing Every Sport in 24 Hours!
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 17 minutes
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137.90268
Summary
In this episode, the guys talk about their first track meet, the baton race, and a little bit of everything in between. Also, we have a special guest on the pod, Niklas Nikolai. We hope you enjoy this episode!
Transcript
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We're gonna start off today by doing a track, so we're gonna have a baton you guys know that is like an actual baton like raising a baton
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We're gonna be me Jordan and sweater versus you three with the baton. Let's go. You ready?
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I'm not like that shit is going to be mad, bro.
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Like 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi.
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Like this dude leading the same thing that he just did.
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So how do you know damn well you didn't catch that, bro?
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I don't need to know football to see if he caught the ball.
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Because that's the first down right there, right?
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You can't push me like that, by the way, Aiden.
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If you're not throwing to Jordan, I can't pick you.
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Now you want to say that after yours is done, huh?
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take off? What are you listening to? I don't know, bro. Second down. Second down. We go,
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we go, we go. Second. Oh, yeah, third. Oh, we didn't cross that yet. All right, we go.
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Let's get it first down here. Short pass. Marky, Marky, get in this plate inside. Inside
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right here so you don't have to run that much. Play inside. Please lock in. Actually,
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he's not even breathing as hard as you and he's battered. Come on. Used to be security,
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bro. Lock in. Y'all good? Y'all good? Yes, sir. Let's go. One Mississippi. Two Mississippi.
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Three Mississippi. Intercept. Are you? You okay? You okay? I'm good. I can't help you
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up. It's too much. Fourth down. No, it's not. It's first down. We passed the thing. Don't
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do that. We passed the thing, bro. We're getting finessed. You're good.
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Over here. You okay? I'm going to fix your shirt. No, I touched him and he kept running.
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That's why. All right, let's go. We good. Come on. Let's go. Facts. Facts. That's why I
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think we're down. Forced out. Come on, Ty. No, it's not. It's first. How? He kept
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running. We passed the pole, you idiot. You scammer. Coke addict.
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One Mississippi. Three Mississippi. Don't hold my. Yeah. Yeah.
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Oh, yeah. We're good. We're good. We're good. Go route. Go route. All right. We're good.
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We get half time. After we score. We're in a game. We're in a game. We need to break
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you the way. No, we're good. We're playing. We're playing right now. We'll play right now.
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We'll talk. Let's finish the game real quick first. Appreciate you, bro.
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How many drugs do you think he's on right now? Too many. Ready? All right. We're checking
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again or not? Yeah. We better get jumped, bro. All right. Let's go. Go straight down.
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You got this. Marky, get closer, bro. Yes, sir. I know. He can't run. He can't run. You're
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right. Half time. You can't run. Go, sweater. Go. One Mississippi. Two Mississippi. Three
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Mississippi. You're pushing up. Four Mississippi. Five. Yeah. Who's big? Who's
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big? You don't kill him, do you? How's it, bro? Rick, you threw a pick? Game time. Are
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you getting it? Game time. So we just lost like that. Game time. One, one. How much you pay
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for that? What? It's up to three or four? We lost. It was three. It's three. I'll
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get that. GGs. One, one. Let's go. What sports next? Basketball. No, baseball. Baseball.
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Baseball. Baseball. You good? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I trust running a baseball. All right. So
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Chad, we were doing baseball. It's the first one to hit a home run. No. It's right there.
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It's the field right there. That's the first one to score. Our first one to score and we'll do
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bases. It's going to be harder than anything. Trust me. Let's do it. All right. Let's go.
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Yeah. That's not foul. It is. I love you, sweater. I'm good. Nikolai, you're good.
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There's three fouls, dumpbuck. You're not black. Would you Ashley? Hell no. Oh. Why?
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All right. Lock in. Convy, get a little closer in the middle. There you go, Jordan. Do your
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thing, baby. Convy. Fuck, that's out. Oh. I can't. Get it. Bro, bro. Hey, hey, hey,
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hey. I got you, Jordan. I'll bring you home. What the f*** are you doing? 1-0. Let's go, Jordan.
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First to three. First to three. First to three. I'll get you home right now, too. I got you, Jordan.
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I got you. I got you, Jordan. Roll it a little faster. Let's go. Let's go. Start a rain.
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Let's go. No, but we get a chance, too. Oh, that's in. That's in. That's in. That should
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be in. Jordan, do I just kick it towards the end? Yeah? Okay. What should I do? Just kick
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kick it where? Kick it over here, right? Yeah. Hey, I'm kicking it. I'm going to kick it
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over here. First to three is too short. Aiden, first to three is too short. First to three,
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no? Five. Five or three? Three is too short. Five. Five, five, five.
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Well, f*** his fat f*** caught it. I can't. Come on. Come on. Are you allowed to steal bases?
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This is not, right? Yeah. You can't, bro. No stealing. It's too hard. No stealing. No
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stealing bases. Bring me home, sweater. Get closer. Get closer. Get closer. Get closer.
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Oh, yeah. What the? Ow. Ow. Oh, my God. Get back. We got to move back. Holy s***. Jordan,
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can I lead? Jordan, can I lead off? What is that? Yes. There's no steal, though. He has to run
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over here automatically. I'm going to steal over here, but stand right here. Okay, I got you.
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Stealing is too easy, right? Stealing is too easy. All right, let's go.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, that's GG's. That's GG's. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
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Why did you not go two? You good? You good? You good? Too well.
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We good. We get a chance no matter what after. We get a chance after.
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Mark is like a stature, bro. I know. Mark is just standing there. He don't care.
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Go out of these two f***ing miles. Bro, we got to get an hour.
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It's three outs. I know. Oh, my. He's about to hit that.
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He's a lefty. I'm right here. I'm right here. We good.
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Good, good, good. That's good. That's good. That's good.
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You can't throw the ball. You're going to tag it.
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Call me. Get back. Get back. Call me. Back right there.
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Your old teammate just admitted to holding you.
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Your dumb ass wanted to be Superman and try to run.
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We're tied off in the first inning, so we start again.
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Look, they're going to go second inning and then we go again.
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All the way home, all the way home, all the way home.
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How do you play soccer and you let a fat guy hit further than you, bro?
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You play soccer and you can't even hit the ball.
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I can't even read y'all, but we all got Jordan.
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Look, this guy's trying to go by the rules and shit.
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If we tie it to the ground, you got to call a tie on this one.
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No, we have the soccer field for seven o'clock.
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I'm going to probably go home next if he scores.
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I'm telling you all right now, we are going to get obliterated.
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Holy f***, how much do you actually weigh, bro?
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I'm not trying to be weird, but you're not allowed to touch the goalie.
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I just don't get how you're not scoring on sweater and you play this s***.
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You're missing nine f***ing kicks when I go home.
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Go, put it on the ground and touch it with your feet.
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You better move like he's doing, like on the ground and s***.
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I tried to grab it, but like it's still not a piece.
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You're not even jumping when you shoot it, Cami.
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I mean, you guys are going to sit there and call it?
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He got a dribble if he's going to move his feet.
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You didn't realize it because you were fighting.
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I'm not going to lie about him moving both feet.
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Someone sh**ing! I smell that, that's disgusting!
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Hold it, hold it, hold it! Give it to Kavi! Give it to Kavi!
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I'm gonna cut into the f*****g cinder block wall!
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Everybody's cutting the f*****g cinder block wall!