Is Fat Camp Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
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Summary
In this episode, the guys talk about school, sex ed, and fat camp. Also, the boys talk about the new rules in school and how to be a good student. Also, one of the boys talks about how much calories are in chick-fil-a nuggets.
Transcript
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all right let's get started with school now we should put the rules in place no talking over
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your teachers if you do that one time you get a strike i need to explain how the segment goes
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please let me speak really quick okay there's a three strike system once you get three strikes
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you're out you will get up push your chair in and leave the room and go downstairs and wait
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on the bleachers politely politely okay okay yes sir all right thank you thank you thank you thank
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you guys we have a few subjects over here today we have english we have mathematics we have arts
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i i didn't draw that okay uh you guys uh yes sir can we use folder bags no if i see you pull out
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your phone it's a strike don't get it take my phone right now just take it just take it take it
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take that shit take that shit just please collect all phones we're not even supposed to have our
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phones anyway no guys thank you thank you so much uh just put your phone on the ground give two
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i got two i'm gonna add another subject in by the way a music one you guys like music right yes sir
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if the song has the inward in it what do i do do i just give it to him to write it down
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yeah hell no i'll give it to me okay it's not um are we going to also are what's the subjects are
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we going to do things like sex ed or something we uh we don't have we get i give you guys some
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sex questions it's sixth grade i can't participate in sex ed i did i watched the actual this the
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sex video in the sixth grade in health class okay what the you did it it was either six or seven
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high school yeah i saw that video she was mad hairy yo no yeah i know that's what you're talking
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about she was mad hairy she was like all right this is baby university lock in yes you like it
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yes let's go can i get excited i'm ready no lock in you guys this score the current
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current score is eight eight okay let's get started the first question don't say it out loud
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you write it is how many calories are in a chicken big mac four three two one show your wife
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mikey that's like a tiny crumb oh i didn't know yeah what is it guys the correct answer was 700
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i had it yeah and i wrote it with the combo you put two answers you put well you put 650 alone
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so that counts i put 650 alone 1042 with large fries and a diet coke
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so how do we get a point basically how it's going to work is yeah blue gets a point there's
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a lot of points there's a lot of questions so you guys get one okay guys this was yesterday
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how many calories are in a thousand chick-fil-a nuggets three two one raise
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okay lacy do you see it oh i see it in the top right over there hey the correct answer is 30,000
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wait they both had it though wait wait no it's not no it's not no it's 31,530
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you guys ate a combined 27,000 calories yesterday with those nuggets
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why did you invite us to fat camp and then made us eat a thousand chick-fil-a nuggets
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and then you said you said if you offer us food it's okay we went to go to corral and lost the point
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but you offered us that food he cut his own team
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it just shows that blue team is actually committed to the goal
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so as you guys know there was a pool of cheese balls downstairs that you guys jumped in
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how many calories were in that pool that had 500,000 cheese balls
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how do i prevent myself from having a bloody sword
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how much does a dozen glazed donuts cost from Krispy Kreme
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are they assorted or is it just like the plain ones
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why is tov making us questions about watermelon
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did john fupperman also come up with this question
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guys the correct spelling for mayonnaise is M-A-Y-O-N-N
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Lacey I don't know what that's wrong with me if I don't know how to spell it
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I have dead eyes don't know how to spell it bro
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the next thing you're spelling out is cholesterol
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we all seen her sucking that big ass black dick
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notice how you put her name big to try to give her promo
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do you guys still want to do this last subject or nah