Adin Live - January 04, 2023


iShowSpeed & Adin Go On a DOUBLE DATE.. 👀


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 11 minutes

Words per Minute

186.28558

Word Count

13,307

Sentence Count

2,042

Misogynist Sentences

171

Hate Speech Sentences

81


Summary

Where did yall come from? Where are yall from? Where are you from? How tall are y'all? Where did you grow up? Where do you come from ? How tall do you have to be to pick someone up?


Transcript

00:00:00.000 how you doing how you doing nice to meet you appreciate you really you can sit on this one
00:00:16.860 okay you need help nope you need help all right ladies so listen where did y'all come from yo
00:00:25.740 well what looks coming look it's coming no I'm asking where y'all come like this is a lot no come
00:00:37.560 like you're being weird nah you know what I meant by that bro bro not like down the yellow brick road
00:00:44.220 oh I didn't mean it like that like where y'all from like I remember her oh
00:00:55.740 I remember you remember a little bit from last year actually like two years ago I ain't gonna lie
00:01:00.720 that was last year last year dude I know like oh yeah no no correlation I have no idea he definitely
00:01:08.340 does he definitely she's a little nervous now but it's straight though guys oh I'm on the call
00:01:11.940 number one bro why why good okay I'm on the call number one what happened okay I'm scared for what
00:01:20.760 I'm just scared I'm nervous oh my face yo she's on you bro maybe she's not but maybe maybe he's
00:01:31.200 just scared of maybe he's just scared of your existence you know I mean that's like it could
00:01:36.240 be your existence it could be that he's scared of you know yeah yeah make me scared make me scared
00:01:43.920 no no no make me scared not real shit make him scared make you scared no my cousin is Chucky and he's pure right now
00:01:49.920 what the fuck is she saying do you want me to go get him go get him okay hold on she's for real
00:01:54.900 I'm just saying oh my overall what wait but who's Chucky though no she's talking about the Chucky doll back there
00:02:00.160 that's my cousin wait that I didn't know you had my cousin hug what wait wait what are you oh it's
00:02:06.540 my brother oh you talk about Chucky yes my cousin is her oh yes yo I have to fart stop stop I won't do it I won't do it I won't do it I won't do it
00:02:21.540 yo so all right I never in our real talk though no like real talk like where y'all from LA you from LA too
00:02:28.380 no that was Chicago what part what block 47 okay where are you from again I'm from 81st where are you from I'm from um I'm not yeah 81st where are you from bro we grew up where where where where where where where where where you from you are not from Chicago
00:02:43.380 he don't even know that's why I know you're from Chicago because he don't even know this is life right now look at and what and what street y'all must be from Ohio are y'all from Ohio
00:02:53.380 I'm from LA well San Francisco but I live in LA now hey look how tall are you though
00:02:57.400 311 how tall are you I'm literally taller than her though y'all three are taller than her
00:03:03.500 I'm taller than her okay okay okay now who is tallere I ain't go live same height I am taller I'm really taller
00:03:12.240 wait no I think she's a little bit I I'm taller wait yeah you are a little bit taller I think I think I think I
00:03:15.760 what f**k you yo whoa whoa whoa yo now I'm real tall can I pick you up no no no just can't I can't you don't look like you strong enough
00:03:22.540 Look how small you are, I can pick you up.
00:03:25.540 I got big hair, big hair.
00:03:27.540 You just want to pick me up.
00:03:28.540 I can't pick you up.
00:03:29.540 Why don't you want a bet?
00:03:30.540 Why don't you want a bet?
00:03:31.540 What they say, the big old body got my head, she got my head.
00:03:34.540 What is she saying?
00:03:35.540 Literally, what is she saying?
00:03:37.540 I have no idea.
00:03:38.540 What is she saying?
00:03:39.540 He can, he can, he can.
00:03:40.540 Bro, I can, bro.
00:03:41.540 Don't do too much stuff.
00:03:42.540 Bro, you're like this.
00:03:44.540 Don't draw me.
00:03:45.540 Now he's strong, he's tough, he's tough.
00:03:47.540 Bro, I can pick her up.
00:03:48.540 He's tough, he's tough.
00:03:49.540 He's tough.
00:03:50.540 You ready?
00:03:51.540 Let's play football.
00:03:52.540 I didn't say ready.
00:03:53.540 Are you ready?
00:03:54.540 Throw it.
00:03:55.540 No, he's not ready.
00:03:56.540 No, no, no, no, no.
00:03:57.540 He's, he's, he's ready.
00:03:58.540 Just let me warm up.
00:03:59.540 Just let me warm up.
00:04:00.540 I'm really scared.
00:04:01.540 No, guys, just let me warm up.
00:04:02.540 Just let me warm up.
00:04:03.540 I'm really scared.
00:04:04.540 No, guys, just let me warm up.
00:04:05.540 Guys.
00:04:06.540 Just let me warm up.
00:04:07.540 Why don't you jump?
00:04:08.540 I like wish I could read that.
00:04:10.540 I can't fucking read that.
00:04:12.540 This shit blurry as fuck.
00:04:13.540 Dang, she's lucky, bro.
00:04:14.540 How do we just wait until I charge up, alright?
00:04:16.540 Okay.
00:04:17.540 Like my muscles.
00:04:18.540 Do your, do your little, you know, your little charger.
00:04:20.540 Yeah.
00:04:21.540 Yeah.
00:04:22.540 Yeah.
00:04:23.540 Yeah.
00:04:24.540 So you can.
00:04:25.540 Cause I ain't gonna lie.
00:04:26.540 I'm charged up.
00:04:27.540 Hey, y'all must be related to Messi.
00:04:29.540 Who the fuck is Messi?
00:04:31.540 You don't know Messi?
00:04:32.540 What?
00:04:33.540 That's your cousin.
00:04:34.540 Who the fuck is Messi?
00:04:35.540 Is that the soccer player?
00:04:36.540 Oh my football.
00:04:37.540 Football.
00:04:38.540 Sorry, football.
00:04:39.540 I realized today I learned the right term.
00:04:41.540 I was wrong.
00:04:42.540 Okay.
00:04:43.540 Football.
00:04:44.540 Do you like Messi?
00:04:45.540 How do you know if I like the soccer player?
00:04:46.540 It's not soccer.
00:04:47.540 It's football.
00:04:48.540 Okay.
00:04:49.540 It's the same sport.
00:04:50.540 It's football, bro.
00:04:51.540 It's the same sport.
00:04:52.540 Did the earth think you died in soccer?
00:04:53.540 How do you know Messi, bro?
00:04:55.540 Wait.
00:04:56.540 Which is the one that you like?
00:04:57.540 I like Ronaldo.
00:04:58.540 Okay.
00:04:59.540 Then I like Ronaldo too.
00:05:00.540 Ooh.
00:05:01.540 What do you like?
00:05:02.540 Ooh.
00:05:03.540 Messi.
00:05:04.540 I don't know.
00:05:05.540 Bye.
00:05:06.540 I got you, bro.
00:05:07.540 I got you.
00:05:08.540 I got you.
00:05:09.540 Be straight.
00:05:10.540 She didn't mean that like that.
00:05:11.540 She actually really does like Ronaldo.
00:05:13.540 I don't know who the fuck Ronaldo is.
00:05:15.540 How old are y'all?
00:05:16.540 21.
00:05:17.540 Cat.
00:05:18.540 I'm 21.
00:05:19.540 How old are you?
00:05:20.540 I'm 19.
00:05:21.540 Bye.
00:05:22.540 I'm 21.
00:05:23.540 19 to 21?
00:05:24.540 I'm 21.
00:05:25.540 Really?
00:05:26.540 You're 21.
00:05:27.540 I have a question.
00:05:28.540 I literally saw you at the club.
00:05:30.540 Oh.
00:05:31.540 Wait.
00:05:32.540 Really?
00:05:33.540 Yes, dude.
00:05:34.540 Oh.
00:05:35.540 Yes.
00:05:36.540 That was a memory.
00:05:37.540 I remember that.
00:05:38.540 I remember that.
00:05:39.540 I remember that.
00:05:40.540 I remember that.
00:05:41.540 I remember that.
00:05:42.540 I remember that.
00:05:43.540 Yeah, I do.
00:05:44.540 I remember that.
00:05:45.540 Oh, that's where we met.
00:05:46.540 Yes.
00:05:47.540 Oh, we met at the club.
00:05:48.540 That's right.
00:05:49.540 I don't go to clubs though.
00:05:50.540 Me neither.
00:05:51.540 Nope.
00:05:52.540 Sober life.
00:05:53.540 Yup.
00:05:54.540 It's actually, what are you guys' 2020-23 resolutions?
00:05:55.540 Oh, I got a question.
00:05:56.540 What?
00:05:57.540 Who went in a fight?
00:05:58.540 Me.
00:05:59.540 100%.
00:06:00.540 Me 100%.
00:06:01.540 Let's go.
00:06:02.540 No, but I'm 100%.
00:06:03.540 No.
00:06:04.540 I'm stronger.
00:06:05.540 I got money.
00:06:06.540 I got money on her.
00:06:07.540 I got money on her.
00:06:08.540 You're gonna get your money.
00:06:09.540 Bro, I want-
00:06:10.540 10,000.
00:06:11.540 10,000.
00:06:12.540 10,000.
00:06:13.540 10,000.
00:06:14.540 10,000.
00:06:15.540 I got 20,000 on your ass that I literally beat her.
00:06:16.540 And I literally owe you right now.
00:06:17.540 10,000.
00:06:19.540 No.
00:06:20.540 No.
00:06:21.540 No.
00:06:22.540 You don't want to do it?
00:06:23.540 Yeah, do it.
00:06:24.540 I don't want to actually-
00:06:25.540 Yo, I- I'm down.
00:06:26.540 No, I don't want to get hurt.
00:06:27.540 No, I don't want to get hurt.
00:06:28.540 We're literally going to get hurt.
00:06:29.540 Watson.
00:06:30.540 Watson gloves.
00:06:31.540 It's a sport.
00:06:32.540 I don't have gloves.
00:06:33.540 You have gloves, yeah.
00:06:34.540 You have gloves?
00:06:35.540 Why are you trying to hurt me?
00:06:36.540 It's me.
00:06:37.540 It's me.
00:06:38.540 I'm charged, bro.
00:06:39.540 Do it.
00:06:40.540 You gotta charge up with me, bro.
00:06:41.540 Yeah, well, I would.
00:06:42.540 I literally bet 20,000 I would beat her.
00:06:43.540 You need to bet me on that.
00:06:44.540 Are you on, like, really charged?
00:06:45.540 Nah, not yet.
00:06:46.540 Nah, not yet.
00:06:47.540 I gotta, I gotta, like, get moved.
00:06:49.540 Bro, no, we ain't got no gloves in here, bro.
00:06:50.540 Do we got gloves?
00:06:51.540 We got no gloves?
00:06:52.540 There's no gloves here?
00:06:55.540 All right, what about this?
00:06:56.540 Hold on.
00:06:57.540 I'm not doing it at all.
00:06:58.540 Hold on.
00:06:59.540 I said everyone does the suey right now.
00:07:00.540 Let's all do the suey.
00:07:01.540 What does that mean?
00:07:02.540 What is that?
00:07:03.540 Show how it's done and then they'll go and then I'll go.
00:07:04.540 All right, look.
00:07:05.540 What is the suey?
00:07:06.540 We'll show.
00:07:07.540 This.
00:07:08.540 Muchas gracias.
00:07:09.540 Suey!
00:07:10.540 Are you not doing that?
00:07:11.540 Why?
00:07:12.540 Why?
00:07:13.540 No, you did it wrong.
00:07:14.540 No, I didn't.
00:07:15.540 You gotta turn.
00:07:16.540 Okay, yeah, you were right.
00:07:17.540 Just left.
00:07:18.540 Bro, put shirts on.
00:07:19.540 Nah, it's my home.
00:07:20.540 I'm, you know, I'm gonna live how I want to live.
00:07:22.540 I'm embracing it.
00:07:23.540 By the way, I want to see you do the suey though.
00:07:25.540 Why me?
00:07:26.540 Girl, you can't.
00:07:27.540 Why not her?
00:07:28.540 I just wanna see you do it.
00:07:29.540 It don't matter.
00:07:30.540 This is suey.
00:07:31.540 Suey!
00:07:32.540 Suey!
00:07:33.540 Suey!
00:07:34.540 No, like.
00:07:35.540 Say it again!
00:07:36.540 No, like, bro.
00:07:37.540 Turn around and do it.
00:07:38.540 Okay, okay, okay.
00:07:39.540 Suey!
00:07:40.540 Okay.
00:07:41.540 No!
00:07:42.540 Yeah!
00:07:43.540 What am I doing?
00:07:44.540 Suey!
00:07:45.540 Bro, look what I'm doing.
00:07:47.540 Bro, go!
00:07:48.540 Come on!
00:07:49.540 Do this.
00:07:50.540 It's easy.
00:07:51.540 Su-
00:07:52.540 Okay, okay.
00:07:53.540 Su.
00:07:54.540 Only a few.
00:07:55.540 No!
00:07:56.540 This guy is so lame.
00:07:57.540 Hey!
00:07:58.540 Sit down!
00:07:59.540 I'm really scared right now.
00:08:00.540 You go out of the seat.
00:08:01.540 Hey, look, though.
00:08:02.540 No, real talk, though.
00:08:03.540 Real talk, real talk.
00:08:04.540 If you ran me on through 10, what would you ran me, alright?
00:08:05.540 You?
00:08:06.540 Yeah.
00:08:07.540 Who am I with?
00:08:08.540 Who am I with?
00:08:09.540 Oh, yeah.
00:08:10.540 No, she's with me.
00:08:11.540 Oh!
00:08:12.540 I knew I would do it since they won.
00:08:13.540 Wait, what?
00:08:14.540 I was team 80 since they won.
00:08:15.540 No, but they don't.
00:08:16.540 Wait, see.
00:08:17.540 Maybe I shouldn't have said that yet.
00:08:18.540 Maybe I shouldn't have said that yet.
00:08:19.540 Alright, so what do you rate me one through 10?
00:08:20.540 10.
00:08:21.540 What do you rate me one through 10?
00:08:22.540 Maybe a five on a good day.
00:08:23.540 Oh!
00:08:24.540 She's fucked up.
00:08:25.540 Nah, I ain't gonna lie.
00:08:26.540 What's the real rating?
00:08:27.540 What?
00:08:28.540 You're not a bad guy.
00:08:29.540 I'm not a bad guy.
00:08:30.540 I'm not a bad guy.
00:08:31.540 What do you rate me one through 10?
00:08:32.540 10.
00:08:33.540 What do you rate me one through 10?
00:08:36.540 Maybe a five on a good day.
00:08:37.540 Oh!
00:08:38.540 She's fucked up.
00:08:39.540 Nah, I ain't gonna lie.
00:08:40.540 What's the real rating?
00:08:41.540 A seven or eight.
00:08:45.540 A seven or eight?
00:08:48.540 Yeah.
00:08:49.540 Bruh!
00:08:50.540 Yo, bro.
00:08:51.540 Bro.
00:08:52.540 Yeah, I'm about to call the police, bro.
00:08:53.540 What?
00:08:54.540 Who are you calling?
00:08:55.540 Cut your hair and you'll be a tan.
00:08:58.540 Why do you want him to cut his hair?
00:09:00.540 Nah, call the cops, bro.
00:09:01.540 Nah, nah, nah, I got you.
00:09:02.540 I'm gonna call the cops right now.
00:09:03.540 We gotta report this shit.
00:09:05.540 I'm trying to go to jail, so I don't care.
00:09:10.540 Holy shit.
00:09:12.540 Who is he?
00:09:13.540 He's actually calling 911.
00:09:15.540 Oh.
00:09:18.540 What?
00:09:19.540 911, what's your emergency?
00:09:21.540 Um, see these young girls think this is a game.
00:09:26.540 They're sitting here laughing.
00:09:27.540 They're just harassing me.
00:09:29.540 They just think it's a game.
00:09:30.540 They're just laughing over anything.
00:09:32.540 They can just talk to guys any kind of way.
00:09:34.540 And I just want to take these little girls to jail.
00:09:37.540 Aw.
00:09:38.540 Sir, I have your location.
00:09:39.540 You're in LA right now.
00:09:40.540 You're so what?
00:09:41.540 I have your location right now.
00:09:43.540 You're in LA.
00:09:44.540 Yes, and I'll take these.
00:09:45.540 Bro, you're literally the little boy.
00:09:46.540 Like, I don't want to hear it.
00:09:47.540 I'm the little boy.
00:09:48.540 You're not a little boy.
00:09:49.540 I'm the little boy.
00:09:50.540 Yeah.
00:09:51.540 You couldn't even pick me up.
00:09:52.540 Stand up.
00:09:53.540 Stand up.
00:09:54.540 I'm the little boy.
00:09:55.540 I got you.
00:09:56.540 I got you.
00:09:57.540 Ha!
00:09:58.540 Bitch.
00:09:59.540 No, you're not going to talk to her like that.
00:10:00.540 No, no.
00:10:01.540 I'm going to say you're not going to talk to her like that.
00:10:02.540 No, no.
00:10:03.540 I'm going to say you're not going to talk to her like that.
00:10:04.540 That's all.
00:10:05.540 Sir, take me to jail, okay?
00:10:06.540 But I'm saying you're not going to talk to her like that.
00:10:08.540 I got you, bro.
00:10:09.540 He's so funny.
00:10:10.540 Nobody's going to talk to you like that.
00:10:11.540 I got you.
00:10:12.540 No.
00:10:13.540 Because you're trying to say I'm the little girl.
00:10:14.540 All I said was just.
00:10:15.540 You just can't call her a bitch.
00:10:16.540 That's all.
00:10:17.540 And all I said is you can't call her a bitch.
00:10:19.540 I didn't call her a bitch though.
00:10:20.540 Did I hurt your feelings?
00:10:21.540 Do you need a tissue?
00:10:22.540 No.
00:10:23.540 Why are you pressed?
00:10:24.540 Do you want a tissue?
00:10:25.540 No, good.
00:10:26.540 Do you want a cookie?
00:10:27.540 No.
00:10:28.540 Actually, I have a cookie.
00:10:29.540 I love a cookie.
00:10:30.540 I got a sticker just for you.
00:10:31.540 You got what?
00:10:32.540 A sticker.
00:10:33.540 What's that?
00:10:34.540 A sticker.
00:10:35.540 You want a fucking sticker?
00:10:36.540 Yeah.
00:10:37.540 I got you, bro.
00:10:38.540 For life.
00:10:39.540 You're my brother for life.
00:10:40.540 What are you talking about?
00:10:41.540 Can we switch there?
00:10:42.540 She got mad because I defended you, bro.
00:10:43.540 Nobody needs me.
00:10:44.540 Who's helping?
00:10:45.540 No.
00:10:46.540 If I could give this.
00:10:47.540 Hold speed.
00:10:48.540 You need help?
00:10:49.540 I really gotta...
00:10:50.540 I gotta poo.
00:10:51.540 I hate the chair.
00:10:52.540 Oh my, dude.
00:10:53.540 Oh my, my.
00:10:54.540 Anyways.
00:10:55.540 I gotta poo.
00:11:01.540 I gotta shit, bro.
00:11:02.540 What do I do, bro?
00:11:03.540 No, I really gotta shit.
00:11:04.540 Oh, okay.
00:11:05.540 No.
00:11:06.540 Okay.
00:11:07.540 I just wanna...
00:11:08.540 I just wanna...
00:11:09.540 I just wanna help you.
00:11:10.540 I appreciate it, though.
00:11:11.540 You appreciate me?
00:11:12.540 She appreciates it.
00:11:13.540 Yeah.
00:11:14.540 She does.
00:11:15.540 Bro.
00:11:16.540 I got the bubble guts.
00:11:17.540 You do?
00:11:18.540 Yeah.
00:11:19.540 I don't got it for some reason.
00:11:20.540 What does that mean?
00:11:21.540 I just gotta shit.
00:11:22.540 Oh, maybe go.
00:11:23.540 I can help.
00:11:27.540 I know, I know, I know.
00:11:28.540 I'm trying not to.
00:11:29.540 I'm so scared.
00:11:30.540 I'm so scared.
00:11:34.540 Did you fart?
00:11:35.540 Right.
00:11:36.540 It was my chair that...
00:11:37.540 My chair cracked.
00:11:38.540 My chair cracked.
00:11:39.540 My chair cracked.
00:11:40.540 My chair cracked.
00:11:41.540 I left.
00:11:42.540 And look, though.
00:11:43.540 Real talk, though.
00:11:44.540 I wanna see how to do stepovers.
00:11:45.540 No.
00:11:46.540 What's a stepover?
00:11:47.540 What is that?
00:11:48.540 Damn, I really gotta lose this weight.
00:11:49.540 I really gotta lose this shit.
00:11:50.540 I wanna see how to do stepovers.
00:11:51.540 I wanna see, like...
00:11:52.540 Oh, football!
00:11:53.540 I wanna see how to do stepovers.
00:11:54.540 Wait, do you ever play sports?
00:11:55.540 No.
00:11:56.540 I was a cheerleader in high school.
00:11:57.540 I was a cheerleader in high school.
00:11:58.540 Oh, yeah?
00:11:59.540 You like it?
00:12:00.540 That's funny.
00:12:01.540 I was a flyer, obviously.
00:12:02.540 With just one leg.
00:12:03.540 I can step over you.
00:12:04.540 She said she can step over me with one leg.
00:12:05.540 I can jump.
00:12:06.540 She can probably jump over you.
00:12:07.540 I'm not gonna lie.
00:12:08.540 You think I can jump over you?
00:12:09.540 I think she got it.
00:12:10.540 Okay.
00:12:11.540 No, this is not real.
00:12:12.540 She's not jumping over you.
00:12:13.540 She's literally gonna eat shit right now.
00:12:15.540 I can.
00:12:16.540 Yo.
00:12:17.540 I swear, bro.
00:12:18.540 If I hurt you, you will not fool me.
00:12:20.540 Bro.
00:12:21.540 Go.
00:12:22.540 Put your...
00:12:23.540 Bro, can you do it or not?
00:12:24.540 She can't do it.
00:12:25.540 Yes, I can do it.
00:12:26.540 Why you not?
00:12:27.540 Why you fucking against me?
00:12:28.540 If you flinch, I can't do it.
00:12:29.540 If you flinch, I'm gonna fuck up.
00:12:30.540 You want me to fuck up?
00:12:31.540 Oh, my God.
00:12:32.540 Bro.
00:12:33.540 Can you actually jump over me?
00:12:34.540 I think she can do it, bro.
00:12:35.540 You think so?
00:12:36.540 I don't know.
00:12:37.540 Go.
00:12:38.540 I don't know.
00:12:39.540 I can do it.
00:12:40.540 Go.
00:12:41.540 Yeah.
00:12:42.540 Go.
00:12:43.540 That was not a dumb.
00:12:44.540 That was not a hack.
00:12:45.540 That was a hack.
00:12:46.540 That was a hack.
00:12:47.540 Yo.
00:12:48.540 Girl, you do it.
00:12:49.540 Yeah, you do it.
00:12:50.540 Okay.
00:12:51.540 Easy.
00:12:52.540 Can you put your arms up?
00:12:53.540 Like, maybe put your arms up.
00:12:55.540 Because they're like making my face mad.
00:12:57.540 Oh?
00:12:58.540 Like...
00:12:59.540 Shit.
00:13:00.540 But I'm scared.
00:13:01.540 I actually regret fucking shit.
00:13:02.540 Do it.
00:13:03.540 That's really hard.
00:13:04.540 Yeah.
00:13:05.540 Because it was hard for me, too.
00:13:07.540 Oh!
00:13:08.540 Get fucked.
00:13:09.540 Get fucked.
00:13:10.540 I'm gonna fuck.
00:13:11.540 Yeah, good shit.
00:13:12.540 Good shit, good shit.
00:13:13.540 Good shit, good shit.
00:13:14.540 That was a little...
00:13:15.540 That was a little jump, wasn't it?
00:13:16.540 Yeah, but I literally jumped.
00:13:17.540 I didn't have my job.
00:13:18.540 She was crazy.
00:13:19.540 You did your shit, bro.
00:13:20.540 Period.
00:13:21.540 Y'all both went crazy, I'm not gonna lie.
00:13:22.540 Hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:13:23.540 No, no, no, no.
00:13:24.540 I got a serious question, though.
00:13:25.540 What?
00:13:26.540 Like, how do you drive?
00:13:27.540 I don't have a license.
00:13:28.540 I have a person who drives me.
00:13:29.540 Yeah.
00:13:30.540 Alright, how do you drive?
00:13:31.540 Um, I just...
00:13:32.540 I second guess it.
00:13:33.540 I'll be looking like this.
00:13:34.540 And I'll be like,
00:13:35.540 yeah, I'm not gonna hit him.
00:13:36.540 If I do, I'm gonna keep going.
00:13:38.540 Better than me.
00:13:39.540 Like, you can reach, you just go for it?
00:13:41.540 Yeah.
00:13:42.540 She doesn't go for it.
00:13:43.540 What kind of car do y'all drive?
00:13:44.540 A Prius.
00:13:45.540 Oh wait, I'll be right back.
00:13:48.540 But I'm about to get a new car.
00:13:50.540 Oh yeah, what are you gonna get?
00:13:52.540 I want a GYG.
00:13:53.540 Oh yeah?
00:13:54.540 What color?
00:13:55.540 Matte black.
00:13:56.540 No, matte black is a nice color.
00:13:57.540 I like that.
00:13:58.540 Okay, okay, okay.
00:13:59.540 So good.
00:14:00.540 My dream car?
00:14:01.540 Mm-hmm.
00:14:02.540 I don't know.
00:14:03.540 But what car I'm finna get?
00:14:05.540 I'm finna get a Bronco, but...
00:14:07.540 I don't know.
00:14:08.540 Mmm.
00:14:09.540 Very nice, very nice, very nice.
00:14:10.540 What car you finna get?
00:14:11.540 I already got my dream cars.
00:14:13.540 What is it?
00:14:14.540 Let me see.
00:14:15.540 Porsche.
00:14:16.540 Yeah.
00:14:17.540 I might get a Bugatti though.
00:14:18.540 I kinda wanna get a Bugatti.
00:14:19.540 Down in Ohio.
00:14:20.540 Down in Ohio.
00:14:21.540 Swag like Ohio.
00:14:23.540 Swag like Ohio.
00:14:24.540 And we got the men's.
00:14:26.540 And we got the men's.
00:14:27.540 Turn into a Benz.
00:14:29.540 Counting up the Benz.
00:14:30.540 Hershey got a friend.
00:14:31.540 Hershey got a friend.
00:14:32.540 Hershey got a friend.
00:14:33.540 But it's really her man.
00:14:34.540 But it's really her man?
00:14:36.540 Hey.
00:14:37.540 Pass it to you.
00:14:38.540 Okay.
00:14:39.540 Y'all wanna hear my midget rap?
00:14:40.540 Oh, what?
00:14:41.540 Y'all wanna hear my midget rap?
00:14:42.540 Let's see what you got.
00:14:43.540 I'm gonna talk my...
00:14:44.540 No, I'm just playing.
00:14:45.540 But I made this when I was...
00:14:46.540 Okay, I was so scared.
00:14:47.540 Wait, no.
00:14:48.540 I can't rap for real, but I can say it.
00:14:50.540 Okay.
00:14:51.540 I'm a midget without the fidget.
00:14:53.540 I'm a thicky without my mickey.
00:14:55.540 Let me go in the...
00:14:56.540 SHUT THE FUCK UP!
00:14:57.540 SHUT THE FUCK UP!
00:14:58.540 SHUT UP!
00:14:59.540 SHUT UP!
00:15:00.540 SHUT THE FUCK UP!
00:15:01.540 And I'm gonna say that same shit when you talk to me.
00:15:04.540 Your ass is annoying.
00:15:05.540 Can you shut the fuck up?
00:15:07.540 Like, what are you talking about?
00:15:08.540 I'm like, get your dicky.
00:15:09.540 What does that mean?
00:15:10.540 Baby, you wouldn't do it if you were to let me keep talking.
00:15:13.540 This is fizzy.
00:15:14.540 This is fizzy.
00:15:15.540 This is fizzy.
00:15:16.540 This is fizzy.
00:15:17.540 This is fizzy.
00:15:18.540 This is fizzy.
00:15:19.540 Alright, listen.
00:15:20.540 You need to take a bit of...
00:15:21.540 Nah, bro.
00:15:22.540 Shake hands.
00:15:23.540 Nah, bro.
00:15:24.540 She called me a five.
00:15:25.540 I ain't gonna lie.
00:15:26.540 He is not a five though.
00:15:27.540 Let's be honest, girls.
00:15:28.540 Ladies, he's not a five.
00:15:29.540 I'm not a five.
00:15:30.540 I'm at least a six.
00:15:31.540 No, he's at least a eight.
00:15:32.540 No, seven.
00:15:33.540 You're an eight.
00:15:34.540 I said eight.
00:15:35.540 I said eight.
00:15:36.540 You mean a four?
00:15:37.540 No, he's not a four.
00:15:38.540 Come on, he's an eight.
00:15:39.540 She's a hater.
00:15:40.540 No, he didn't even let me finish my rap.
00:15:42.540 Alright, finish it.
00:15:43.540 Okay, finish it, finish it.
00:15:44.540 No, because now I'm gonna finish it.
00:15:45.540 Because you're weird as you, and I'm not gonna finish it.
00:15:47.540 Finish it.
00:15:48.540 Just finish it.
00:15:49.540 No.
00:15:50.540 See, now you mad now.
00:15:51.540 Just finish the rap.
00:15:52.540 No, what do you mean?
00:15:53.540 You mad?
00:15:54.540 Just finish it then.
00:15:55.540 No, now I don't even remember what it is.
00:15:56.540 I'm a figgy with the figgy.
00:15:57.540 This is how it is.
00:15:58.540 Cause me with the Kimmy Piggy figgy.
00:16:00.540 That rap I went lying was kinda bad.
00:16:03.540 Girl, I wasn't doing it.
00:16:04.540 Let her finish it.
00:16:06.540 You got it.
00:16:07.540 Y'all can't let me finish.
00:16:08.540 Are you finished?
00:16:09.540 Yes, no, no.
00:16:10.540 Go ahead, go ahead.
00:16:11.540 Go ahead, go ahead.
00:16:12.540 What a god, motherfucker.
00:16:13.540 I will turn into a transformer with her ass.
00:16:15.540 What?
00:16:16.540 With me?
00:16:17.540 Hold on.
00:16:18.540 Why the fuck y'all talking about my hairline, bro?
00:16:19.540 Get on my dick.
00:16:20.540 I like your hairline.
00:16:21.540 I appreciate you.
00:16:22.540 I can't reach.
00:16:23.540 Finish it.
00:16:24.540 Go ahead, finish it.
00:16:25.540 No.
00:16:26.540 Bro, you sick, bro.
00:16:27.540 Like, shit, you can't get mad.
00:16:29.540 You know what I'm saying?
00:16:30.540 I'm gonna say it and you don't nod top.
00:16:32.540 Okay?
00:16:33.540 Or you're a four.
00:16:34.540 Okay.
00:16:35.540 But you're an eight if you don't talk.
00:16:36.540 What the fuck?
00:16:37.540 It's just...
00:16:38.540 Alright, go ahead, finish it.
00:16:39.540 Go ahead, finish it.
00:16:40.540 We're not gonna interrupt you.
00:16:41.540 I have a kind of some stage fright, but...
00:16:43.540 I'm gonna stick you without my mickey.
00:16:44.540 Wait, no.
00:16:45.540 What is it?
00:16:46.540 I don't even remember it.
00:16:47.540 You were like, I'm gonna do it.
00:16:48.540 She...
00:16:49.540 No, no.
00:16:50.540 You were like, I'm gonna do it on the 50s.
00:16:52.540 Go ahead, do it, do it, do it.
00:16:53.540 Got more ass since she got passed.
00:16:54.540 Going 10 seconds is all she left.
00:16:56.540 Got more bag than she got cash.
00:16:58.540 Cause the only...
00:16:59.540 Shut the fuck up!
00:17:00.540 Shut up!
00:17:01.540 Shut up!
00:17:02.540 Shut up!
00:17:03.540 You better watch your ankles cause they better get smacked!
00:17:05.540 Shut the fuck up!
00:17:09.540 Like, you want me a bark at your ass?
00:17:11.540 Do it.
00:17:12.540 Where'd it tell?
00:17:13.540 Where'd it tell?
00:17:14.540 Yeah.
00:17:15.540 That was a little bark.
00:17:16.540 This is a big bark.
00:17:19.540 By the way, can you do something for me though?
00:17:20.540 No.
00:17:21.540 What is it?
00:17:22.540 I feel like I'm the normal one.
00:17:23.540 Yeah, we chillin' right now.
00:17:24.540 Like, we're normal?
00:17:25.540 You're the normal one?
00:17:26.540 Yeah, she's normal.
00:17:27.540 I'm normal.
00:17:28.540 I'm normal too.
00:17:29.540 You was just getting mad for no reason.
00:17:30.540 When was I mad?
00:17:31.540 Nah, nah.
00:17:32.540 She's not mad speed.
00:17:33.540 Ohhhh!
00:17:34.540 Let him know.
00:17:35.540 Let him know.
00:17:36.540 Bro, holy sh...
00:17:37.540 I really stink right now.
00:17:38.540 Let me smell you.
00:17:39.540 Come here.
00:17:40.540 Smell.
00:17:41.540 No.
00:17:42.540 You don't wanna smell?
00:17:43.540 Alright.
00:17:44.540 Why?
00:17:45.540 That's weird.
00:17:46.540 The rest of speed.
00:17:47.540 The shit was like halfway on my ass.
00:17:48.540 I sat down and went all the way back up.
00:17:49.540 Ugh.
00:17:50.540 But I hit my G-spot though.
00:17:51.540 It feels kinda good.
00:17:52.540 I feel like.
00:17:53.540 Yeah.
00:17:54.540 I'm a midget without a fidget.
00:17:55.540 I'm a midget without a fidget.
00:17:56.540 You guys don't want me to say that tonight?
00:17:58.540 I'm a midget without a fidget.
00:17:59.540 I'm a midget without a fidget.
00:18:00.540 You guys don't want me to say that tonight?
00:18:01.540 I'm a midget without a fidget.
00:18:02.540 Hello.
00:18:03.540 I'm a midget without a fidget.
00:18:04.540 That line was crazy.
00:18:05.540 I'm a midget without a fidget.
00:18:06.540 What the fuck?
00:18:07.540 I made this shit when I was literally in like 9th grade.
00:18:08.540 We would beatbox at the table when we were doing this shit.
00:18:11.540 Can you make a rap for me?
00:18:13.540 Yeah.
00:18:14.540 Fuck your rap.
00:18:15.540 I got it.
00:18:16.540 What the fuck?
00:18:17.540 I got it.
00:18:18.540 I got it.
00:18:19.540 I got it.
00:18:20.540 Look.
00:18:21.540 I'm over here right now with this girl in my house.
00:18:22.540 Okay?
00:18:23.540 We about to go behind a tree and beat the mouse.
00:18:26.540 Yeah.
00:18:27.540 Matter of fact, she asked, can you eat me out?
00:18:29.540 Oh.
00:18:30.540 I said no.
00:18:31.540 Take a hike.
00:18:32.540 Down south.
00:18:33.540 Yeah.
00:18:34.540 I got one.
00:18:35.540 I got one.
00:18:36.540 No, I'm literally sad now.
00:18:37.540 Talk your shit.
00:18:38.540 Don't be sad.
00:18:39.540 I just don't be pleasant.
00:18:40.540 We sit here with these young ladies.
00:18:41.540 I'm not young.
00:18:42.540 They talking all that shit.
00:18:43.540 What they look like.
00:18:45.540 Talk your shit, bitch.
00:18:48.540 Go.
00:18:49.540 Go.
00:18:50.540 Say it, babe.
00:18:51.540 Say it.
00:18:52.540 What you feeling say?
00:18:54.540 Yo.
00:18:55.540 What you feeling say?
00:18:57.540 What you feeling say?
00:18:58.540 What you feeling say?
00:18:59.540 What you feeling say?
00:19:00.540 No, no, no.
00:19:01.540 Get down from the chair.
00:19:03.540 Are you scared?
00:19:04.540 Are you scared?
00:19:05.540 Are you scared of midget speed?
00:19:07.540 No.
00:19:08.540 I thought you were speed.
00:19:09.540 I'm not scared of you.
00:19:10.540 I thought you were speed.
00:19:11.540 I'm not scared of you.
00:19:12.540 Then why are you standing up?
00:19:14.540 Sit your ass down and say it, motherfucker.
00:19:16.540 Why do I have to come to your level?
00:19:18.540 Come on.
00:19:19.540 Why do I have to come to your level?
00:19:20.540 It's easier.
00:19:21.540 Come on.
00:19:22.540 Try to smack me.
00:19:23.540 Okay.
00:19:24.540 Try to smack me.
00:19:25.540 Don't move, motherfucker.
00:19:26.540 Try to smack me.
00:19:27.540 Don't get mad if I smack your ass.
00:19:28.540 I won't get mad.
00:19:29.540 Matter of fact, get your phone.
00:19:30.540 Oh, no.
00:19:31.540 Stop.
00:19:32.540 Stop.
00:19:33.540 Stop.
00:19:34.540 No, no, no.
00:19:35.540 Speed.
00:19:36.540 Oh, he doesn't.
00:19:37.540 Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
00:19:39.540 Now, Andy and I, he's not invited.
00:19:41.540 Sorry, y'all.
00:19:43.540 Let me see a ball.
00:19:45.540 I'm fucking crying.
00:19:47.540 Oh, man.
00:19:48.540 Thank you.
00:19:49.540 You know what?
00:19:50.540 I always love ball dudes.
00:19:51.540 They always make me feel comfortable.
00:19:53.540 Do you like me to?
00:19:54.540 This is awesome.
00:19:55.540 That means you gotta go ball.
00:19:56.540 Somebody goes ball.
00:19:57.540 You'll like them?
00:19:58.540 This one was yours, though, and that one was mine.
00:20:00.540 So long.
00:20:01.540 Yeah, I heard he got big dick.
00:20:03.540 Me?
00:20:04.540 Who told you that?
00:20:05.540 What the fuck?
00:20:06.540 You ain't heard that?
00:20:07.540 Who told you I got a big dick?
00:20:08.540 You ain't heard that he got a big dick?
00:20:09.540 Hold on.
00:20:10.540 Who told you I got a big dick?
00:20:11.540 A lot of people.
00:20:12.540 Oh.
00:20:13.540 Man.
00:20:14.540 That was this one.
00:20:15.540 I'm not gonna lie.
00:20:16.540 I can prove that's not, that's not, that's not specifically true.
00:20:18.540 To be honest.
00:20:19.540 Nah, he's seen it before.
00:20:20.540 But be honest, it's a good size, right?
00:20:21.540 It's a good size.
00:20:22.540 Yeah.
00:20:23.540 Yeah, and yours?
00:20:24.540 Nah, he's a big dick, I promise.
00:20:25.540 Well, it's mid, mid, mid, mid.
00:20:26.540 He has a little bit of, like, his flap is kinda weird.
00:20:28.540 I don't care.
00:20:29.540 That's really weird and gross.
00:20:30.540 I don't want to see her.
00:20:31.540 Bro, she thinks everything is weird and gross, bro.
00:20:33.540 I literally just don't care about you.
00:20:35.540 Yeah.
00:20:36.540 Alright, listen.
00:20:37.540 Just say you got the, uh, the eggs and skin.
00:20:39.540 Oh, what the fuck?
00:20:41.540 No, I'm just kidding.
00:20:42.540 Yeah.
00:20:43.540 I'll just be talking.
00:20:44.540 Yeah, yeah.
00:20:45.540 Um, Mike Willi, what's up, Mike Willi?
00:20:46.540 I'm missing Mike Willi.
00:20:47.540 I haven't seen him on stream in so long, Mike Willi.
00:20:50.540 Who's Mike Willi?
00:20:51.540 It's not just one dude.
00:20:52.540 Can you tell him I love him?
00:20:53.540 Aw.
00:20:54.540 Just say it to the camera.
00:20:55.540 Mike Willi, she says she loves you.
00:20:56.540 Hey, Mike Willi, I love you.
00:20:57.540 Me, Emilia, loves you.
00:21:00.540 There.
00:21:01.540 That was so real and genuinely cool.
00:21:03.540 So, let me ask you a question.
00:21:04.540 What do you guys do in your daily average day?
00:21:06.540 Um, okay, I got you.
00:21:08.540 Alright, I'm here.
00:21:09.540 So, take me to the average day of you guys.
00:21:11.540 Oh, by the way, cup them.
00:21:12.540 How do you know these girls?
00:21:13.540 No, I just wanna know.
00:21:14.540 Is they treating y'all right?
00:21:15.540 Let me know.
00:21:16.540 Yes.
00:21:17.540 He's perfect.
00:21:18.540 He perfect?
00:21:19.540 Okay, alright.
00:21:20.540 I'll just make sure.
00:21:21.540 But I know them because I got an agency.
00:21:22.540 You know, I'm running an agency.
00:21:23.540 They next up.
00:21:24.540 Hold the fuck up.
00:21:25.540 Yeah, they next up.
00:21:26.540 Wait, you're running an agency now?
00:21:27.540 Yeah.
00:21:28.540 Bro, what the fuck have you been up to lately, bro?
00:21:29.540 I've been up to some stuff, man.
00:21:30.540 Like what?
00:21:31.540 Don't worry about it.
00:21:32.540 Have you been investing your money into anything recently?
00:21:34.540 Bro, I lost my phone.
00:21:36.540 Yeah.
00:21:37.540 10 bands and Paradox.
00:21:39.540 Yo, cup.
00:21:40.540 I came out with five meals.
00:21:41.540 Yo, cup them.
00:21:42.540 It's good.
00:21:43.540 What do you think about Ronaldo signing with that team?
00:21:46.540 I love Ronaldo.
00:21:47.540 Ronaldo signed to a G League team.
00:21:50.540 And I can't say what I wanna say.
00:21:52.540 But you know what I wanna say.
00:21:57.540 Are you guys really good friends?
00:21:58.540 Alright, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.
00:21:59.540 I met here like two months ago, but yes.
00:22:01.540 Oh, let's meet.
00:22:02.540 Maybe come that way.
00:22:03.540 Like, dang.
00:22:06.540 You did get in our way, I ain't gonna lie.
00:22:07.540 But I got you.
00:22:08.540 No, you didn't know that.
00:22:09.540 You didn't have to kick me like that.
00:22:10.540 Dude.
00:22:11.540 I pushed you.
00:22:12.540 Wait, can I ask you a question?
00:22:13.540 What kind of shoes are those?
00:22:14.540 Oh, those are just the normal SPs?
00:22:15.540 Look at mine.
00:22:16.540 What size do you guys wear?
00:22:17.540 Look at mine.
00:22:18.540 I'm a size one.
00:22:19.540 I'm a size one.
00:22:20.540 No, I'm a size one.
00:22:21.540 Are you serious?
00:22:22.540 Right, Neo?
00:22:23.540 I'm a size one.
00:22:24.540 Oh, wow.
00:22:25.540 Size one, okay.
00:22:26.540 Can I ask you guys a question?
00:22:28.540 I'm very big into sneakers.
00:22:29.540 How much is it to buy a size one?
00:22:30.540 I got these for $200 for a stock X.
00:22:32.540 200?
00:22:33.540 These are like...
00:22:34.540 Yo, I'm not gonna lie.
00:22:35.540 People in the chat saying kiss.
00:22:36.540 Who?
00:22:37.540 I don't...
00:22:38.540 A lot of people speaking in Fall Guys.
00:22:40.540 Don't want to play Fall Guys?
00:22:41.540 I don't know.
00:22:42.540 Aiden?
00:22:43.540 Do not even say that they be trying to say we look like Fall Guys.
00:22:46.540 They always say that.
00:22:47.540 They say that.
00:22:48.540 Why?
00:22:49.540 I don't even know about Fall Guys.
00:22:50.540 That's so dumb.
00:22:51.540 They be talking about some Among Us.
00:22:52.540 Among Us, my ass.
00:22:53.540 But I look like an Among Us character.
00:22:55.540 I'll say that myself.
00:22:56.540 What do you say?
00:22:57.540 So, they're saying y'all look like Fall Guys?
00:22:59.540 Yeah, like the game.
00:23:01.540 We have to just like come join us.
00:23:02.540 I'm gonna be honest.
00:23:03.540 I don't see it.
00:23:04.540 Yeah, I guess what I'm saying.
00:23:05.540 Yeah, I don't see it.
00:23:06.540 I don't see it.
00:23:07.540 You're trying to be nice right now.
00:23:08.540 Like I'm trying to laugh.
00:23:09.540 No, no.
00:23:10.540 I'm trying to be nice.
00:23:11.540 You don't.
00:23:12.540 Period.
00:23:13.540 I guess we're different.
00:23:14.540 Cause you're trying to be nice.
00:23:15.540 And like kiss ass.
00:23:16.540 But like we are built like Among Us characters.
00:23:17.540 And I'll say that myself.
00:23:18.540 Girl.
00:23:19.540 They're swimming kissing.
00:23:20.540 No.
00:23:21.540 I fly midges.
00:23:22.540 They got a fat ass.
00:23:23.540 And they got a nice body.
00:23:24.540 Not all of them.
00:23:25.540 But it just depends on the face.
00:23:26.540 I have a question.
00:23:27.540 How's the sex?
00:23:28.540 They all.
00:23:29.540 They all.
00:23:30.540 Oh my god.
00:23:31.540 What I'm saying is do you guys have sex with like what's your type?
00:23:34.540 I'm 6'2 and up.
00:23:35.540 I'm 8.
00:23:36.540 I'm 8.
00:23:37.540 What?
00:23:38.540 I'm like the tall dudes that we all.
00:23:40.540 Alright.
00:23:41.540 Okay.
00:23:42.540 You're like 19 years old.
00:23:43.540 Alright.
00:23:44.540 Let's be real here though.
00:23:45.540 Okay.
00:23:46.540 You know what?
00:23:47.540 What?
00:23:48.540 Okay.
00:23:49.540 So look.
00:23:51.540 You're like.
00:23:52.540 Your type is like what?
00:23:53.540 6'2?
00:23:54.540 I don't actually have a good type.
00:23:55.540 You just like anyone you like.
00:23:57.540 And what's your type?
00:23:58.540 I just don't like many.
00:23:59.540 I like.
00:24:00.540 It's more about like the emotion.
00:24:02.540 They got money.
00:24:03.540 They got money.
00:24:04.540 Money?
00:24:05.540 Yeah.
00:24:06.540 They got money.
00:24:07.540 Because I make money so why wouldn't I?
00:24:08.540 I feel you but why does money have.
00:24:09.540 Just let me kiss.
00:24:10.540 Just let me kiss.
00:24:11.540 Hold on.
00:24:12.540 Hold on a second.
00:24:13.540 I want to really talk about something.
00:24:14.540 Why does money have to be a part of that?
00:24:16.540 But why can't it just be a guy that has drive?
00:24:19.540 Maybe he's not.
00:24:20.540 But maybe he's not there yet.
00:24:21.540 But maybe he can be there.
00:24:22.540 Like maybe if he's living in his mom's crib but he has a plan.
00:24:25.540 That should be good enough.
00:24:26.540 You know what I'm saying?
00:24:27.540 Nobody's saying it like that but you at least have to apply pressure.
00:24:30.540 If you're not applying pressure you can't apply pressure.
00:24:32.540 I feel you on that but sometimes it takes.
00:24:34.540 Sometimes it takes guys years to do that.
00:24:35.540 You know what I'm saying?
00:24:36.540 And sometimes it takes girls years to do that.
00:24:37.540 I'm just saying.
00:24:38.540 They could take years to someone else.
00:24:39.540 I'm trying to grow right now.
00:24:41.540 I feel you on that but.
00:24:43.540 Yo.
00:24:44.540 Nah.
00:24:45.540 Aiden and Leah to the end.
00:24:46.540 Yo she's.
00:24:47.540 Yeah.
00:24:48.540 And you're just mad.
00:24:50.540 You're just mad that I got over it.
00:24:52.540 Man.
00:24:53.540 Yo.
00:24:54.540 Man.
00:24:55.540 And.
00:24:56.540 I wish this was like 2021.
00:24:59.540 I know.
00:25:00.540 What?
00:25:01.540 2021 me.
00:25:02.540 Yup.
00:25:03.540 You would've been probably like crying right now.
00:25:04.540 I was never.
00:25:05.540 I never wanted you and that's what's crazy.
00:25:07.540 Oh.
00:25:08.540 Yo.
00:25:09.540 You.
00:25:10.540 I'm at this.
00:25:11.540 I'm going to be honest.
00:25:12.540 There will be no kissing.
00:25:13.540 The only kiss.
00:25:14.540 I'll kiss him on the cheek.
00:25:15.540 I'll do that.
00:25:16.540 I'll kiss no one.
00:25:17.540 And why are you looking?
00:25:18.540 It's not weird if I kiss him on the cheek bro.
00:25:19.540 It's not.
00:25:20.540 He's my brother.
00:25:21.540 And if I kiss you on the cheek it's not weird.
00:25:22.540 You're not kissing me on the cheek.
00:25:23.540 I'm not.
00:25:24.540 Wait.
00:25:25.540 Can I kiss you on the cheek?
00:25:26.540 I love.
00:25:27.540 Yeah females.
00:25:28.540 I love.
00:25:29.540 I kiss you on the cheek.
00:25:30.540 You.
00:25:31.540 You want a bad I won't kiss you.
00:25:32.540 He literally just said that I could kiss him on the cheek.
00:25:33.540 Exactly bro.
00:25:34.540 Hold on.
00:25:35.540 When you're sleeping tonight aunt.
00:25:36.540 I will see you in your room in your bed.
00:25:37.540 I'm going to crawl in and kiss you.
00:25:38.540 Bro.
00:25:39.540 He just said I can kiss him on the cheek.
00:25:40.540 I'm going to die?
00:25:41.540 Cap.
00:25:42.540 Hey look.
00:25:43.540 You got speakers or something?
00:25:44.540 I only have fun.
00:25:45.540 I only have fun.
00:25:46.540 I only set that up.
00:25:47.540 What is the deal?
00:25:48.540 Wait.
00:25:49.540 I just want to rock.
00:25:50.540 Cause you want TTS on.
00:25:51.540 I just want to rock dance.
00:25:52.540 I was trying to kiss him.
00:25:53.540 Where's Nadia?
00:25:54.540 Bro.
00:25:55.540 I'm not dating Nadia bro.
00:25:56.540 I'm not dating her.
00:25:57.540 I'm not.
00:25:58.540 I've never done anything with her.
00:25:59.540 I hung out a few times.
00:26:00.540 We've never done anything though.
00:26:01.540 I thought we were on a date.
00:26:02.540 So that's crazy.
00:26:03.540 We are right.
00:26:04.540 I don't know why he's bringing that up.
00:26:05.540 It's weird.
00:26:06.540 Where's.
00:26:07.540 Where's Ava at?
00:26:08.540 Where are your bitches?
00:26:09.540 You got none.
00:26:10.540 No, no.
00:26:11.540 He got girls.
00:26:12.540 He got girls.
00:26:13.540 He got girls.
00:26:14.540 Stop.
00:26:15.540 Yo.
00:26:16.540 Who the.
00:26:17.540 I think you heard.
00:26:18.540 I'm sorry.
00:26:19.540 No, no, no.
00:26:20.540 He's straight.
00:26:21.540 And I don't mean it.
00:26:22.540 Bro.
00:26:23.540 I'm about to.
00:26:24.540 Yo.
00:26:25.540 God, bro.
00:26:26.540 Fuck this shit.
00:26:27.540 I swear, dawg.
00:26:28.540 Do it.
00:26:29.540 Do it.
00:26:30.540 Maybe we get sturdy.
00:26:31.540 Oh, nah.
00:26:32.540 I can connect to this.
00:26:33.540 Like the surround sound right here.
00:26:34.540 Speed.
00:26:35.540 Hold on.
00:26:36.540 Y'all do it first.
00:26:37.540 Hey.
00:26:38.540 I'm about to get my man's Pat God.
00:26:40.540 Pat God.
00:26:41.540 Pat God a good guy.
00:26:42.540 He want to talk to y'all.
00:26:43.540 My man's Pat God.
00:26:44.540 He want to talk to you.
00:26:45.540 Matter of fact.
00:26:46.540 Okay.
00:26:47.540 Pat God.
00:26:48.540 Alright.
00:26:49.540 Yo Pat God.
00:26:50.540 Yo Pat God.
00:26:51.540 You want Discord?
00:26:52.540 You got Discord number?
00:26:53.540 Wait, I'm literally scared.
00:26:54.540 You don't have Discord.
00:26:55.540 Damn.
00:26:56.540 Oh, you're not even logged in.
00:26:57.540 You're not logged in on Discord.
00:26:58.540 I don't know my stuff, bro.
00:26:59.540 My man Pat God.
00:27:00.540 He's a good friend of mine.
00:27:01.540 He's just gonna talk to me.
00:27:02.540 Pat.
00:27:03.540 Who is this?
00:27:04.540 Pat God.
00:27:05.540 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:27:06.540 Do that.
00:27:07.540 Do that.
00:27:08.540 Do that.
00:27:09.540 Log in on your...
00:27:10.540 What do you mean on your...
00:27:11.540 Like, just play it on your phone.
00:27:12.540 That's ass, bro.
00:27:13.540 He's already in this shit too.
00:27:14.540 I know, but log in on your Discord.
00:27:15.540 But it'll be like a phone call.
00:27:16.540 Log in on your Discord on this right here.
00:27:17.540 But what he's saying is it'll be like a phone call.
00:27:18.540 You put it on speaker.
00:27:19.540 That's gonna pick up.
00:27:20.540 Yeah.
00:27:21.540 It's like a phone.
00:27:22.540 That's trash, though.
00:27:23.540 No, it's not.
00:27:24.540 Isn't it?
00:27:25.540 Dude, who is this guy?
00:27:26.540 Pat God.
00:27:27.540 He's a good guy.
00:27:28.540 He want to talk to you.
00:27:29.540 Okay.
00:27:30.540 I'm scared.
00:27:31.540 Nah, hey.
00:27:32.540 He's a good dude, bro.
00:27:33.540 Trust me, you know.
00:27:34.540 Everything's gonna be straight to him.
00:27:35.540 You know, he's a good friend of mine.
00:27:36.540 But I didn't know the camera was the whole time.
00:27:37.540 I thought the camera was there.
00:27:38.540 I was looking over there.
00:27:39.540 That's crazy.
00:27:40.540 No, the camera's...
00:27:41.540 Yeah, right here, right here.
00:27:42.540 Oh.
00:27:43.540 It's really awkward now.
00:27:44.540 Bro, I ain't a lot of spamming kiss, bro.
00:27:45.540 Or spamming kiss.
00:27:46.540 No, I'm only kissing you.
00:27:47.540 I'm not kissing you.
00:27:48.540 Or Ant.
00:27:49.540 Or Ant.
00:27:50.540 I'll kiss Ant.
00:27:51.540 But I told Ant I was gonna kiss him.
00:27:52.540 I think...
00:27:53.540 Wait, could you come here real quick?
00:27:54.540 I wanna see...
00:27:55.540 I wanna see you stand next to...
00:27:56.540 I wanna see what this looks like.
00:27:59.540 I'm actually terrified.
00:28:00.540 No, you don't be terrified.
00:28:01.540 He's very gentle.
00:28:02.540 He's a gentle gentleman.
00:28:03.540 Go ahead.
00:28:04.540 I literally...
00:28:05.540 But I'm the tall one.
00:28:06.540 Hold up.
00:28:07.540 Wait, I wanna see Ant pick one of them up.
00:28:09.540 Not me.
00:28:10.540 Stay safe.
00:28:11.540 Cause you can't do it.
00:28:12.540 Wait, can't...
00:28:13.540 Alright, bro.
00:28:14.540 She's not...
00:28:15.540 I'm gonna pick you up.
00:28:16.540 You think I can't pick you up?
00:28:17.540 I do not pick you up.
00:28:18.540 Hold up, Ant.
00:28:19.540 Hold up, hold up.
00:28:20.540 Hold up, real quick.
00:28:21.540 Have Ant stand side by side right here.
00:28:22.540 Right next to you.
00:28:23.540 I just wanna see what it looks like.
00:28:24.540 Damn, what the fuck?
00:28:25.540 I've seen this video before.
00:28:28.540 I'm sorry.
00:28:29.540 You thought it was funny as him for that.
00:28:31.540 You never did.
00:28:34.540 What's wrong with that dude, man?
00:28:36.540 Come here.
00:28:37.540 Huh?
00:28:38.540 Huh?
00:28:39.540 Huh?
00:28:40.540 What?
00:28:41.540 A what?
00:28:42.540 Does that hurt?
00:28:43.540 Yeah, my side hurts.
00:28:44.540 You really fucked my ribs up.
00:28:48.540 I'm sorry, bro.
00:28:49.540 Can I actually?
00:28:50.540 Wait, I actually want you to punch me.
00:28:51.540 Cause I need to get strong.
00:28:52.540 Who?
00:28:53.540 I'm on this fitness journey.
00:28:54.540 Come on.
00:28:55.540 Punch me, god damn it.
00:28:56.540 Punch me, god damn it.
00:28:57.540 Punch me, god damn it.
00:28:58.540 Ah!
00:28:59.540 Ah, shit!
00:29:01.540 It's like, it's like, it's like spider bites.
00:29:03.540 Stop.
00:29:04.540 No, it hurts.
00:29:05.540 It actually really hurts.
00:29:06.540 Put your eyes up then.
00:29:07.540 No, not that.
00:29:08.540 Like, so I can punch you.
00:29:09.540 No, but it hurts.
00:29:10.540 Can you not get my stomach to my chest?
00:29:11.540 You literally said, I can't reach that.
00:29:12.540 All right.
00:29:13.540 Fuck.
00:29:14.540 Fuck.
00:29:15.540 Fuck her.
00:29:16.540 God.
00:29:17.540 Do it.
00:29:18.540 I don't bring it up.
00:29:19.540 Yeah, I got two rings on.
00:29:20.540 That's why.
00:29:21.540 Ew.
00:29:22.540 Oh yeah, I'm sorry.
00:29:23.540 Maybe I should take them off.
00:29:24.540 Wait, your body hurts?
00:29:25.540 Yeah.
00:29:26.540 Come here.
00:29:27.540 What?
00:29:28.540 Thank you.
00:29:29.540 Thank you.
00:29:30.540 That is.
00:29:31.540 That was a little too much.
00:29:32.540 Like, a little too personal.
00:29:33.540 I kissed my boy's boo-boos.
00:29:34.540 That was a little too much.
00:29:35.540 I'm serious.
00:29:36.540 You know what?
00:29:37.540 I support your cousin's relationship.
00:29:38.540 You know?
00:29:39.540 You do?
00:29:40.540 Like, I really do.
00:29:41.540 I think you're just smiling.
00:29:42.540 Yo, I want to get a piggy bag, bro.
00:29:43.540 Okay.
00:29:44.540 Here, get on my back.
00:29:46.540 Oh.
00:29:47.540 You want me to get on your back?
00:29:48.540 No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:29:49.540 That is not happening.
00:29:50.540 I ain't gonna lie, bro.
00:29:51.540 No, no, no, no.
00:29:52.540 Don't do it.
00:29:53.540 I can't.
00:29:54.540 What?
00:29:55.540 You sure?
00:29:56.540 Yeah, go ahead, bro.
00:29:57.540 I ain't gonna lie.
00:29:58.540 Fuck it.
00:29:59.540 At this point, go ahead, bro.
00:30:00.540 You're right.
00:30:01.540 I'm done being a Karen.
00:30:02.540 Go ahead.
00:30:03.540 Let him get on your back, bro.
00:30:04.540 Fuck it.
00:30:05.540 Well, when you get sued for millions of dollars, bro.
00:30:06.540 I don't want to hear anything about it, bro.
00:30:07.540 Okay, never mind, never mind.
00:30:08.540 That's what I'm saying.
00:30:09.540 Nah, it can happen.
00:30:10.540 It can happen.
00:30:11.540 Well, I'm not gonna sue.
00:30:12.540 You don't know that.
00:30:13.540 You're saying that now.
00:30:14.540 You don't know that.
00:30:15.540 Okay.
00:30:16.540 Girl, come on.
00:30:17.540 You're right.
00:30:18.540 Don't be waiting.
00:30:19.540 Yeah, bro.
00:30:20.540 Girl, I was so heavy.
00:30:21.540 Oh, fuck.
00:30:22.540 That was actually really hard.
00:30:23.540 I get it.
00:30:24.540 I mean that.
00:30:25.540 That was me trying to hide big.
00:30:26.540 It's time.
00:30:27.540 Can I do it?
00:30:28.540 Can I do it?
00:30:29.540 Do it.
00:30:30.540 Are you actually gonna go bald?
00:30:31.540 Can I actually do it?
00:30:32.540 You're not gonna do it.
00:30:33.540 Do it.
00:30:34.540 Can I do it?
00:30:35.540 Can I actually do it?
00:30:36.540 This is it, yo.
00:30:37.540 I'll give you a cookie if you do it, my brother.
00:30:39.540 Goodbye.
00:30:40.540 I'm cutting my hair.
00:30:41.540 Yo.
00:30:42.540 Wait, wait, wait.
00:30:43.540 Let me do it.
00:30:44.540 That's it, y'all.
00:30:45.540 Can I do it?
00:30:46.540 Yes or no, bro?
00:30:47.540 Don't do it.
00:30:48.540 My turn.
00:30:49.540 My turn.
00:30:50.540 My turn.
00:30:51.540 I go out.
00:30:52.540 Don't do it.
00:30:53.540 Why don't?
00:30:54.540 Why don't?
00:30:55.540 Why don't?
00:30:56.540 I'll tell you why.
00:30:57.540 Why?
00:30:58.540 I went bald because in four months my hair's back.
00:31:01.540 You, four years, I don't think I would go bald with my hair.
00:31:03.540 That's not gonna be real.
00:31:04.540 You're lying to him right now.
00:31:05.540 It's gonna take four years for that hair.
00:31:06.540 No, it's not.
00:31:07.540 You gotta understand.
00:31:08.540 Me and Annie got two types of hair.
00:31:11.540 Yeah.
00:31:12.540 Can I do it?
00:31:13.540 Do what?
00:31:14.540 Can I have one part?
00:31:15.540 Well, me?
00:31:16.540 Yeah, I'll let you shave one part of my head, too.
00:31:18.540 Oh, shit.
00:31:19.540 But like, not like that.
00:31:20.540 It's not even a real hair.
00:31:22.540 How do you know that?
00:31:23.540 It's common sense.
00:31:24.540 Yeah.
00:31:25.540 Wait, that's not your real hair?
00:31:26.540 Yeah, I have extensions.
00:31:27.540 That was fucked up.
00:31:28.540 You just call me out.
00:31:29.540 Yo.
00:31:30.540 I have tape ends.
00:31:33.540 She's really trying to scam me to it.
00:31:34.540 That's not even a real hair.
00:31:35.540 Yes, but I still have real hair in my head, bitch.
00:31:37.540 Where?
00:31:38.540 Everything on the top is real.
00:31:40.540 The only thing on the bottom is-
00:31:41.540 Actually, don't fucking touch me with that.
00:31:43.540 We have extensions.
00:31:45.540 He wouldn't do it without consent.
00:31:47.540 He's smart.
00:31:48.540 Can I do it?
00:31:49.540 No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:31:52.540 Speed, I say we get sturdy, bro.
00:31:54.540 Get sturdy?
00:31:55.540 Yeah.
00:31:56.540 Oh, wait a minute, dear.
00:31:57.540 I'm actually serious.
00:31:58.540 I'm on this now.
00:32:00.540 Get sturdy.
00:32:02.540 Get sturdy.
00:32:03.540 Alright, let's get sturdy.
00:32:04.540 No, no, no.
00:32:05.540 I can connect it like today.
00:32:06.540 I just want to rock.
00:32:07.540 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:32:08.540 Connect to the speakers.
00:32:09.540 I don't want to get caught.
00:32:10.540 Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
00:32:12.540 I just want to rock.
00:32:13.540 Yo, peg hot.
00:32:14.540 Yo, is peg hot ready?
00:32:15.540 Yeah, do that while I set this up.
00:32:17.540 Can I shake your head or what?
00:32:19.540 If he's in the chat, tell him to join him.
00:32:21.540 I just want to rock.
00:32:22.540 Wait, it's like your hair is actually shaving.
00:32:23.540 I thought it was-
00:32:24.540 Peg hot doing this quick.
00:32:25.540 How do I fake this?
00:32:26.540 Dude, I don't fucking know.
00:32:27.540 I just look at-
00:32:28.540 No, it's real real.
00:32:29.540 I'm proud of you for that.
00:32:30.540 Appreciate you, appreciate you.
00:32:31.540 But I had never.
00:32:32.540 And I was lying when I said you could do it to me.
00:32:34.540 I was just going to do it to you and leave.
00:32:36.540 You think I'll trust you, bro?
00:32:37.540 Speedy, you're a little fatty.
00:32:39.540 You're my little boo thing.
00:32:41.540 Tuck your shit.
00:32:42.540 And Speedy, you got the fatty.
00:32:44.540 Speedy, you be catching moose swings.
00:32:46.540 I want to play the Nervous Game.
00:32:48.540 I know the lyrics.
00:32:50.540 Let's play the Nervous Game.
00:32:51.540 Alright, let's play the Nervous Game.
00:32:52.540 Y'all know what that is?
00:32:53.540 No, no.
00:32:54.540 So basically-
00:32:55.540 Here, we'll demonstrate.
00:32:56.540 Come here.
00:32:57.540 Alright.
00:32:58.540 So look.
00:32:59.540 Pretty much.
00:33:00.540 You start right here.
00:33:01.540 It's called Nervous.
00:33:02.540 I'm so scared.
00:33:03.540 And he just used him when you're nervous.
00:33:04.540 But aren't you saying like-
00:33:05.540 No.
00:33:06.540 What?
00:33:07.540 Wait, what?
00:33:08.540 What?
00:33:09.540 Sorry.
00:33:10.540 What?
00:33:11.540 No.
00:33:12.540 I was sucking shit.
00:33:15.540 Why are your feet like that?
00:33:16.540 Like what?
00:33:17.540 Ooh, God, my feet look disgusting.
00:33:19.540 Dude, actually, dude.
00:33:20.540 Actually, get your fucking feet done.
00:33:22.540 No, I just got my feet done though.
00:33:23.540 You need to get a pedicure maybe.
00:33:24.540 I got it done like last week.
00:33:25.540 No, it's not true.
00:33:26.540 They don't look that bad.
00:33:27.540 I just got my feet-
00:33:28.540 Let me see yours.
00:33:29.540 I got my feet done last week, bro.
00:33:30.540 Let me see yours.
00:33:31.540 Alright, you want to see my feet?
00:33:32.540 Yeah, I know mine got good feet.
00:33:34.540 Oh, nah.
00:33:35.540 He got big ass feet.
00:33:36.540 That's scary.
00:33:37.540 Why are you saying I'm a guy like that?
00:33:39.540 I'm a fucking need cleaning things.
00:33:43.540 You cool, bro.
00:33:44.540 Lick my toe.
00:33:45.540 Yours are better than his.
00:33:46.540 I'll say the truth.
00:33:47.540 Lick my toe, bro.
00:33:48.540 No, I will.
00:33:49.540 Stop!
00:33:50.540 Shut the fuck up.
00:33:52.540 Alright.
00:33:53.540 You guys should fight it out.
00:33:54.540 Let's fight it out.
00:33:55.540 Y'all have to fight it out.
00:33:56.540 Dude, do not do that.
00:33:57.540 Do it.
00:33:58.540 Let's fight it out.
00:33:59.540 Do it.
00:34:00.540 Let's fight it out.
00:34:01.540 I got my money on you speed.
00:34:02.540 Do not play with me.
00:34:03.540 Let's fight it out.
00:34:04.540 You want to run the ones?
00:34:05.540 Run the ones, bro.
00:34:06.540 How we doing it?
00:34:07.540 Wrestle?
00:34:08.540 I'm actually terrified.
00:34:09.540 You want to tussle?
00:34:10.540 Wrestle or slapbox?
00:34:11.540 Tussle, tussle, tussle.
00:34:12.540 Yo, Chad, slapbox for-
00:34:13.540 No, I don't slapbox.
00:34:14.540 Why don't you slapbox?
00:34:15.540 Chad, wrestle?
00:34:16.540 Everyone's been wrestling.
00:34:17.540 Chill but I'm not doing that.
00:34:18.540 Come on, let's slapbox.
00:34:19.540 Who the fuck?
00:34:20.540 Yo, why is it doing it?
00:34:21.540 Why is it doing it?
00:34:22.540 Why is it doing it like he like fucking Bill Clinton?
00:34:24.540 Alright, listen up.
00:34:25.540 Listen up.
00:34:26.540 Young man.
00:34:27.540 Young man, young man.
00:34:28.540 Relax.
00:34:29.540 Have some fucking respect, okay?
00:34:30.540 Bro.
00:34:31.540 Seriously.
00:34:32.540 Have some fucking respect.
00:34:33.540 Why is he-
00:34:34.540 Seriously, have some fucking respect.
00:34:35.540 For yourself.
00:34:36.540 What the-
00:34:37.540 Guys!
00:34:38.540 I'm not doing that shit!
00:34:39.540 Stop.
00:34:40.540 I'll put my money on one couple, though.
00:34:42.540 Bro, I already beat Kuffman.
00:34:43.540 No, he didn't.
00:34:44.540 No, he was fat.
00:34:45.540 Come on.
00:34:46.540 Gotta slapbox him, bro.
00:34:47.540 You want to slapbox?
00:34:48.540 I'll wrestle you.
00:34:49.540 How about this?
00:34:50.540 He slapboxed Kuffman, I'll wrestle Speed.
00:34:51.540 I'm a wrestler.
00:34:52.540 I'm a slapboxer.
00:34:53.540 I can't slapbox any quick, bro.
00:34:54.540 You're such a puss.
00:34:55.540 Yeah, you don't want to.
00:34:56.540 I'll wrestle you.
00:34:57.540 Yo, why do you got a nut stain right there, bro?
00:34:59.540 Yeah.
00:35:00.540 Are you looking-
00:35:01.540 That's bruh's pain, bro.
00:35:03.540 You slapbox somebody?
00:35:04.540 Slap that fucking hair, bitch.
00:35:07.540 Yo, um.
00:35:08.540 Go ahead.
00:35:09.540 I have a question.
00:35:10.540 No, bro.
00:35:11.540 She's trying to fight right now.
00:35:18.540 I have a ping pong song.
00:35:19.540 You lying.
00:35:20.540 Do it.
00:35:21.540 What?
00:35:22.540 I'm scared.
00:35:23.540 Nothing.
00:35:24.540 Okay.
00:35:25.540 Do it.
00:35:26.540 Oh God.
00:35:27.540 Yo!
00:35:28.540 What the fuck?
00:35:29.540 Sorry, that was me being a closer.
00:35:30.540 But is it muted?
00:35:31.540 Who this chat wants a mod right now?
00:35:32.540 I'm the first person who says me.
00:35:33.540 I'm modding something random.
00:35:34.540 I don't give a fuck.
00:35:35.540 Me, me, me.
00:35:36.540 It's muted.
00:35:37.540 Why is that kid named Darren Monkey?
00:35:38.540 Yo, that's crazy.
00:35:39.540 That is crazy.
00:35:40.540 Ow, fuck.
00:35:41.540 Yes, sir!
00:35:42.540 Yo.
00:35:43.540 That's fucking crazy.
00:35:44.540 I'm not a pig.
00:35:45.540 I'm not a pig.
00:35:46.540 I'm not a pig.
00:35:47.540 I'm not a pig.
00:35:48.540 I'm not a pig.
00:35:49.540 I'm not a pig.
00:35:50.540 I'm not a pig.
00:35:51.540 I'm not a pig.
00:35:52.540 I'm not a pig.
00:35:53.540 I'm not a pig.
00:35:54.540 I'm not a pig.
00:35:55.540 I'm not a pig.
00:35:56.540 Yo.
00:35:57.540 But that's fucking crazy.
00:35:59.540 Yo.
00:36:00.540 I feel like I have to mod someone now.
00:36:01.540 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:36:02.540 Alright, I mod someone.
00:36:03.540 Alright, fuck it.
00:36:04.540 I'm modding...
00:36:05.540 Who has the funniest name to me?
00:36:06.540 Let's see.
00:36:07.540 Bro, if you see a girl named Emily...
00:36:09.540 Samantha, that's a girl, bro.
00:36:10.540 Fuck it.
00:36:11.540 No.
00:36:12.540 Modding Samantha.
00:36:13.540 I'm modder.
00:36:14.540 I'm saying pick Emily.
00:36:15.540 Mod Samantha right there.
00:36:16.540 Stop, little girl?
00:36:17.540 What?
00:36:18.540 Yo.
00:36:19.540 That's fucked up.
00:36:21.540 How's that fucked up?
00:36:22.540 Hey.
00:36:23.540 I don't know.
00:36:25.540 Yo, Samantha, you got that mod.
00:36:28.540 My turn.
00:36:29.540 Okay.
00:36:30.540 Ow.
00:36:31.540 Ow.
00:36:32.540 Sparky, you get the mod and IV.
00:36:36.540 Yo, Aiden.
00:36:37.540 Yo.
00:36:38.540 What rhymes with trigger?
00:36:39.540 That's a good question.
00:36:40.540 Yeah.
00:36:41.540 Bigger.
00:36:42.540 What rhymes with bigger?
00:36:43.540 Speed.
00:36:44.540 Yo.
00:36:45.540 What?
00:36:46.540 Yo.
00:36:47.540 What?
00:36:48.540 Ow.
00:36:49.540 There's no way.
00:36:50.540 There's no way.
00:36:51.540 There's no way.
00:36:52.540 There's no way.
00:36:53.540 I'm trying to read this and I actually can't allow you to see.
00:36:54.540 I think I need glasses.
00:36:55.540 There's no way to say this.
00:36:56.540 Stop.
00:36:57.540 I'm scared.
00:36:58.540 There's no way.
00:36:59.540 I would never hit you.
00:37:00.540 I would never hit you.
00:37:01.540 I would never hit you.
00:37:02.540 I don't hit women.
00:37:03.540 You don't hit women.
00:37:04.540 Come on.
00:37:05.540 Stop.
00:37:06.540 Please don't kick me in the face.
00:37:07.540 He won't.
00:37:08.540 I got the production.
00:37:09.540 Aw.
00:37:10.540 I got the production.
00:37:11.540 Aw.
00:37:12.540 When he protects you, huh?
00:37:13.540 No, what did I do?
00:37:14.540 Oh.
00:37:15.540 My ball, bruh.
00:37:16.540 The ball.
00:37:17.540 Your ball.
00:37:18.540 I got this for you.
00:37:19.540 My ball.
00:37:20.540 You didn't buy that for me.
00:37:21.540 Yeah, I did buy this for you.
00:37:22.540 Can I see that?
00:37:23.540 Don't throw it in my face though because I love it.
00:37:25.540 You just roll it.
00:37:26.540 Roll it.
00:37:27.540 Roll it.
00:37:28.540 Roll it.
00:37:29.540 Roll it.
00:37:30.540 Just roll it.
00:37:31.540 Just roll it.
00:37:32.540 I'm scared.
00:37:33.540 I'm scared.
00:37:34.540 I'm scared.
00:37:35.540 There's no way.
00:37:36.540 I would never hit you.
00:37:37.540 I would never hit you.
00:37:38.540 I don't hit you.
00:37:39.540 It's like low on the floor.
00:37:40.540 Like on the first side.
00:37:41.540 Can I kick it?
00:37:42.540 What?
00:37:43.540 Nah.
00:37:44.540 Kick in the house.
00:37:45.540 You think I could kick like that high?
00:37:47.540 Like that's so funny.
00:37:48.540 Pass it in.
00:37:49.540 Huh?
00:37:50.540 Pass it in.
00:37:51.540 Pass it in?
00:37:52.540 No, but I actually don't want to break something.
00:37:53.540 I actually am kind of scared.
00:37:54.540 See?
00:37:55.540 That's what I see.
00:37:56.540 It's not kicking in the house.
00:37:58.540 Alright, I'm not going to lie, bro.
00:38:01.540 I'm telling you.
00:38:02.540 Let's dance.
00:38:04.540 You connect to the speaker.
00:38:05.540 I thought you were doing something else first.
00:38:07.540 What is this?
00:38:08.540 That's my phone.
00:38:09.540 I thought we were calling that person.
00:38:10.540 That's why.
00:38:11.540 I thought you were calling that person.
00:38:12.540 I don't know their name.
00:38:13.540 Oh, he said he was two minutes.
00:38:14.540 That's why.
00:38:15.540 Oh, yeah?
00:38:16.540 Yeah.
00:38:17.540 Hey.
00:38:18.540 Hold up.
00:38:19.540 I got you.
00:38:20.540 I just want to rap.
00:38:21.540 You guys like that song?
00:38:22.540 That was really interesting.
00:38:23.540 That's crazy.
00:38:24.540 Well, that's the fucking song, isn't it?
00:38:26.540 I don't know.
00:38:27.540 I just want to rap.
00:38:28.540 I just want to rap.
00:38:29.540 I just want to rap.
00:38:30.540 I just want to rap.
00:38:31.540 It's broken.
00:38:32.540 No, but this song's copyrighted, bro.
00:38:34.540 It is?
00:38:35.540 Why don't you just call it Losing Ass?
00:38:36.540 I'd ask them, you, oh, yeah.
00:38:37.540 I just want to rap.
00:38:38.540 You keep on rap.
00:38:39.540 I mean, that's one of my gosh.
00:38:40.540 I bet we're talking.
00:38:41.540 That's not really good to offend my friends.
00:38:42.540 I am loving you, man.
00:38:43.540 I live in ass.
00:38:44.540 I honestly know that his parmob presente is greater.
00:38:45.540 I don't know about her.
00:38:46.540 I know I should say that neither of us not.
00:38:47.540 I have another video.
00:38:48.540 That's a fantastic thing.
00:38:49.540 Thank you.
00:39:19.540 Thank you.
00:39:49.540 Thank you.
00:40:19.540 Thank you.
00:40:49.520 No, not the pounce of that, just play.
00:40:52.520 What's that say?
00:40:53.360 That's my time.
00:40:54.320 I forgot who I thought I was.
00:40:56.340 No, no, no.
00:40:57.280 Play, uh, play, play shape.
00:41:01.160 Play shape.
00:41:02.760 What?
00:41:03.840 Hey.
00:41:04.080 What are you saying?
00:41:06.880 Where's my phone at, bro?
00:41:08.200 It's a go.
00:41:12.300 Why do we actually look two feet tall right now?
00:41:19.640 Hey guys, my name is Emilia.
00:41:22.300 It's a throw.
00:41:23.420 You were supposed to say, and my name is Kelsey.
00:41:25.100 I was saying, and we're watching.
00:41:26.560 And my name is, oh, she's in the moment.
00:41:28.740 And my name is Kelsey, and you're watching Disney Channel.
00:41:31.020 Are they going to leave us?
00:41:36.320 Like, hello?
00:41:36.900 Like...
00:41:37.540 Do you want to see?
00:41:42.300 Y'all want to see a trick?
00:41:46.680 I can kick myself in the face.
00:41:47.960 I can too.
00:41:48.580 I can too.
00:41:48.960 Let's do it.
00:41:49.460 No, I'm not doing it right now, but actually, I can lick my elbow too.
00:41:52.360 She's actually going to kick myself in the head.
00:41:54.000 I can kick myself in the head.
00:41:56.540 Okay, y'all.
00:41:58.980 Stop.
00:42:01.600 Y'all.
00:42:03.220 I'm done.
00:42:03.900 I'm fucking done.
00:42:04.640 I'm fucking done.
00:42:05.400 Oh my God.
00:42:05.880 My name is Emilia.
00:42:15.520 I feel like I'm stuck in daycare right now.
00:42:18.220 I'm serious.
00:42:19.460 Where are my parents?
00:42:27.400 Where are they?
00:42:29.560 What is going on?
00:42:39.200 This is not real.
00:42:40.500 This is not fucking real.
00:42:43.400 Whoa!
00:42:44.860 Whoa!
00:42:46.300 Whoa!
00:42:48.220 Whoa!
00:42:48.740 Whoa!
00:42:51.180 Whoa!
00:42:54.160 Wait, wait.
00:42:55.920 Whoa!
00:42:56.380 Whoa!
00:42:57.840 Oh, come on.
00:42:59.020 Keep going.
00:42:59.840 Wait here, bitch.
00:43:00.020 Get going.
00:43:00.840 Shake, shake, shake.
00:43:02.880 Go.
00:43:06.840 Use your hands if you can.
00:43:08.420 Go.
00:43:08.700 Go!
00:43:09.160 Go!
00:43:09.820 Go!
00:43:10.280 Go!
00:43:10.920 Go!
00:43:11.340 Go!
00:43:12.860 Go!
00:43:16.540 Go!
00:43:17.240 okay yeah so i don't do that i didn't know you could do that i got too excited you turned
00:43:25.760 the music up sorry i didn't know i'm sorry yo i didn't yo you have a talent thank you
00:43:32.540 that's oh yeah my back i got you i shake ass for cash what what did i say what did she say
00:43:39.880 my hand actually did y'all see that that was actually fucking crazy it was moving that was
00:43:45.460 not real yeah i ain't gonna last me what the fuck oh my god my mama watching this she could be like
00:43:51.480 yeah wait she's watching yeah she's gonna hit that shit kelsey hit that shit what's your mom's name
00:43:56.700 name is uh jennifer how do you know that i had to go to high school with her back in uh elementary
00:44:01.960 my mama told you about she told me about you she said you with her man uh no i'm just kidding
00:44:08.140 nope you're my daughter no it is wait but be honest you have a crush on her
00:44:14.200 you have a crush on her yeah what do you mean like a crush like do you think that was
00:44:18.120 what she was doing oh yeah i ain't gonna lie i didn't like it like no i ain't gonna lie me too
00:44:21.900 bro i ain't gonna lie i like that what can i say oh okay that was like no no no no it's not like
00:44:27.220 that like literally i came back i just seen it like hey guys so i'm not looking for a man
00:44:32.340 because this one sucks so um if you want you know wait who he said that who asked
00:44:40.040 you screamed so fucking loud my ears hurt
00:44:44.680 i'm sorry why do you call you pudgy apologize hey i'm not i'm sorry i'm sorry okay well i didn't
00:44:51.260 really do it was already called you put it you said oh for saying yeah i apologize because you're
00:44:54.980 on a date with you you're right yeah that was it was rude okay yo guys i'm not gonna lie i'm not
00:44:58.900 pudgy bro i ain't gonna lie um no aiden bro hold on bro what what i ain't gonna lie i ain't
00:45:07.320 gonna lie ken ken just hit us and said we gotta end stream who's ken ken his dick fin your mouth
00:45:12.080 name jokes weren't funny that's it bro that's what you get from being a bit
00:45:20.500 yo i'll be his ass with you girl let's do it security security security get her security get
00:45:26.900 her oh i can't reach no i don't know help no go on
00:45:32.500 girl see you again can i please shave like one part of your head
00:45:38.080 oh why stop everybody's scared of snakes it's not a real snake i am that obviously why do you have
00:45:45.460 this i don't know you have a lot of weird random things in here
00:45:48.760 do you want a slap box slap box yeah like you're on your knees with a slap box i'm kind of scared
00:45:55.240 you should be now come on oh slap box too you want a slap box for real life slap box i can't
00:46:01.180 hit her though bro no i don't hit her he's dodging dodging yeah like you know how you be i'm not
00:46:05.080 gonna hit you for a wicked just dodging look here this smells like plastic it's okay he's too much
00:46:09.860 of a gentleman you can slap box me come on no i'm not about to oh oh come on oh this is
00:46:14.920 come on y'all getting away damn i missed when we were sitting down that was fun i like standing up
00:46:23.080 more okay um hold on wait can i jump over you hold up what if you if you do not make it i have to
00:46:35.320 drop all your hands no stop i'm literally terrified of that hold on speed don't go yeah don't go yeah
00:46:39.160 don't go yeah okay bro do you know bro you don't okay all right go you ready three two one stop
00:46:46.200 oh hey you did that shit now let me jump over you come on you can't do that no just you're okay you
00:46:55.560 charged up you have to believe in me i believe i know i might be able to so dumb so dumb like it's
00:47:02.440 coming in like it's not even coming in clutch right now bro yo ow i stepped on your shit died
00:47:08.200 oh my god sweet damn time okay can you come over me no i'm not getting sued i'm not doing it bro why
00:47:16.920 my man gotta be responsible that's crazy i'm not getting sued you're gonna hit me with a lawsuit
00:47:21.560 of death be fucking paying m's yeah how is 6am on no stop the bomb stills like a wood what the
00:47:28.440 is she saying i know they did but they made me feel good how was your guys's christmas it was good
00:47:34.200 uh it was good i celebrated how they call honing if you guys didn't know three two one i'm jewish yeah
00:47:43.160 i was really i celebrate whatever holiday you celebrate
00:47:48.920 you know what i celebrate what i said i celebrate the one
00:47:53.800 see if these what see if these nuts fit in your mouth
00:47:57.480 oh no
00:48:01.800 not real shit though i'm hungry yo i want to do y'all like pizza yes pizza this dick
00:48:09.080 no come on now because we both finna get on your ass come on girl come on let's beat the ass come on
00:48:14.520 no i ain't gonna lie in her she like deep bro come on you get on top of i mean she kinda look like deep oh god you
00:48:19.720 like these these nuts bro nobody cares come on you think it's these hands
00:48:27.400 come on these hands are ready for you i'm not the funny miracle lemonade
00:48:31.800 banner where's that i'm gonna fart on me i bet you would i sure will guys i feel like this is like
00:48:36.920 twisted like i feel like is it opposite no i don't got a question no it's straight yo wendy's are
00:48:42.520 taco bowl which i know what you're gonna say taco bowl no i don't know what i'm saying you're gonna
00:48:47.000 say something i'm not now you're going to ask if y'all want to eat food taco i like wendy's better i
00:48:52.360 like wendy's better i like wendy's better you what i like wendy's better i knew you're gonna say that
00:48:59.400 i'm crying i knew that what did i say i like taco bowl that's mine taco bowl is only good at night i like
00:49:05.880 some burritos you know i'm seeing i like the big burritos i like the extra burritos take her to bed
00:49:13.080 what i'm just saying why i like to order a taco bowl watch they said watch
00:49:21.240 l speedy ill what did i do l speed yeah what did you do bro what w aided they said it's like she
00:49:29.160 smoke a lot do y'all smoke i don't you do yeah see i read the live chat we are reading the live chat i
00:49:34.840 see pat god speedy ill what did i do yeah wait what the bro wait bro what did i do
00:49:40.120 what what this is how you know seriously if you guys don't stop spamming l speed we're gonna have
00:49:47.320 a serious issue this is that oompa loompas y'all yeah stop coming from where i work
00:49:53.240 like i told you yeah willie woke up wow you just stepped on my fucking toe sorry i'm literally god damn
00:49:58.680 motherfucker move them what the fuck oh move them i don't care oh no i ain't gonna lie bro we're
00:50:05.080 not about to play you know oh he is right now yeah we gotta watch the game yeah we gotta watch this
00:50:09.880 shit oh yeah it starts oh it starts five minutes yeah i bet all right um ladies we have to watch uh
00:50:15.160 ronaldo and massey play they're playing game together or some sort of shows and
00:50:17.240 shit like that some special event so so our date's done okay pretty much but we can hang out later
00:50:22.040 okay um i'm busy nice seeing you come on it's always nice seeing you it's always nice seeing you buddy
00:50:30.520 it's always nice seeing you as well okay no it's not nice it's a joke you didn't like it
00:50:51.240 i was just trying no i'm just kidding don't do it nice seeing you i expect this date i did bad
00:50:58.360 what yeah you were i saw it no i wasn't i saw it i saw it i saw it i saw it bro we gotta watch the
00:51:04.840 game bro i know i know i know i know all right yo yo could you know what i'm saying i'm bringing
00:51:09.240 them i'm bringing them yeah um anyways can i fill my ig or yeah yeah y'all go check out my ig
00:51:17.400 it's k-e-l-s-s dot a-f and you know i got a little something i got a little something in the
00:51:24.520 what what you got uh my turn yeah what do you got my instagram is emily arises a what
00:51:31.880 buy it and you'll see wait what do you got right a little something what a link in her i'm saying
00:51:37.960 what do you got you can say what do you got all right now go ahead my instagram is emily arises
00:51:53.240 follow me i also have a link in my bio you know what i mean you know what i mean you know what i mean
00:51:58.040 some of her wrong my mother family is muslim and i still do what way what'd you say what the
00:52:03.000 fuck is she what i'm about here so doesn't her run mean like bad like that's against yeah wrong my
00:52:09.400 family is muslim i scared you that's not true wait you're muslim i'm my family i was converted when
00:52:15.320 i was sick oh wow muslim yeah you're muslim yes marshal all right what do i don't i be going to
00:52:23.480 a mosque since i was a kid but i don't like no oh shit like arabic if that's what you're trying to
00:52:28.280 do you know what the quran is yes i know what the quran is what the fuck do you know allah is yes allah
00:52:33.880 is god are you stupid are you trying to ask me she knows her you know you know bismillah no no
00:52:40.600 right i don't think you're if i know more than you that's kind of weird though well like could you
00:52:44.920 imagine like being okay so i already had like a language difference when i started going to these like
00:52:50.680 mosque events when i was a kid so i never like really i don't know like i'm cultured in it but
00:52:57.400 i'm not like cultured as other people shut up you want to get hit nah nah nah nah nah yeah i thought
00:53:05.240 hey man yo check where my hat at y'all there's a whole lot of sometimes i check i just need to know
00:53:12.440 that guy's ready all right y'all hold on wait before i leave my man's gonna talk to you wait i thought i'm
00:53:15.480 calling it yeah i'm gonna talk to you wait can i see what he looks like yeah you will see okay like
00:53:22.920 i'm just trying to know what he looks like before you'll see you're just you're just like a little
00:53:30.280 like a that's that's me what that's me that's something's up with her bro i promise you bro
00:53:38.840 you know yeah what's me then we're gonna beat your end this snake this snake smell like plastic so bad
00:53:49.880 really yes oh my god yo pat guy what's good bro
00:53:56.840 yo pat guy what's good yo hey pat guy hey look bro hey look real
00:54:01.800 all right back yo pat guy what's good bro you know i nah like nah like you know hey what's
00:54:09.480 what's up bro hey my friend want to say something to you hey oh my god no nah nah nah nah nah Aiden Ross
00:54:16.360 what the hell you like oh you like a bald muskrat with a hunchback what the hell you got a two
00:54:19.960 million dollar steak calorie on a cocktail tip he's talking to you yeah why are you talking to me like
00:54:25.160 why are you screaming he a fan bro yeah he a fan bro oh my god bro why was he talking to you he's
00:54:38.440 supposed to be talking to he was talking to me i thought oh my god he was not talking to me like
00:54:42.600 bro pat guy is so dumb did you drink out of this water yeah i did i spit it in it but he was not
00:54:47.720 talking to me like that pat god's dumb bro he messed up bro he just messed up bro friendly fire will
00:54:54.920 not be tolerated right bro pat guy supposed to be on our side no no friendly fire will not be tolerated
00:55:01.000 so dumb bro okay when do i like i thought you're watching the game yeah we are oh oh yeah we about
00:55:08.680 to watch oh yeah we're not we're not we're not let me put it up we're not my alina sword
00:55:15.960 all right babe all right again nice thank you guys so much
00:55:19.880 how's it going all right give me a hug you want a hug all right all right no you're gonna pick me up
00:55:25.160 i'm scared oh yeah i need to pick you up yet good you're too weak why are you saying i get the
00:55:30.120 medalist champion all right no he hugs me like he's all right all right all right all right
00:55:33.720 all right before you leave let me actually try to pick you up all right okay let me try
00:55:39.640 see if i can do it
00:55:40.360 i think i should pick you up just like this bro the game starts in two minutes bro i know bro calm
00:55:54.520 down shut up my ears hurt is somebody talking to you i'm not talking to you leave him alone leave him
00:56:01.000 alone is somebody talking to you leave him alone is somebody talking to you no no get her
00:56:05.880 you're too bald to be talking oh come on come on come on damn she really got my back yeah come on
00:56:14.520 why is she wearing a tarny she got my back yeah yeah yeah
00:56:20.520 she got my back she got my back oh oh oh oh oh oh oh please speak
00:56:30.680 don't transition do-o-o yo what's all okay all right
00:56:34.680 too okay
00:56:42.440 so
00:56:45.800 Don't play with me, girl!
00:56:47.800 Nah, chill, chill, chill!
00:56:49.800 What the heck?
00:56:51.800 Y'all good, y'all good.
00:56:53.800 Sorry, I had to be her answer real quick.
00:56:55.800 Love you. Hello, ones!
00:56:57.800 I'm just saying!
00:56:59.800 Get your girl!
00:57:01.800 Get your girl!
00:57:03.800 You good, babe, you good.
00:57:05.800 I look orange.
00:57:07.800 Stop!
00:57:09.800 Team Aiden! Team Aiden!
00:57:11.800 Come on, let me, you got this!
00:57:13.800 Team Aiden!
00:57:15.800 Why are you standing there?
00:57:17.800 I don't slap box!
00:57:19.800 I don't slap box!
00:57:21.800 I don't do that!
00:57:23.800 She just slapped you!
00:57:25.800 She just slapped you!
00:57:27.800 She got you on my eye, too.
00:57:29.800 I can murder me.
00:57:31.800 Nah, I got you, I got you.
00:57:33.800 He's cool, he's cool.
00:57:35.800 Yeah, you got me now.
00:57:37.800 Did you actually hit him in the eye?
00:57:39.800 I did not for real hit you in the eye, are you for real?
00:57:41.800 I did!
00:57:43.800 You want some money, I thought?
00:57:45.800 I'm sorry, I don't know what to say.
00:57:47.800 You want me to go get you, you want me to doordash you some?
00:57:49.800 What?
00:57:50.800 What's wrong with her?
00:57:51.800 No, I feel bad.
00:57:52.800 Door dash?
00:57:53.800 What the fuck, what are you talking about?
00:57:55.800 I'm saying to make it end.
00:57:57.800 Just don't touch him again.
00:57:59.800 He's silent, he mad.
00:58:01.800 Just don't touch him again.
00:58:03.800 I won't.
00:58:04.800 We even now.
00:58:06.800 Oh, hell no.
00:58:07.800 We even now.
00:58:08.800 Cause I only brought one outfit and I flew here!
00:58:10.800 We even.
00:58:11.800 Chill, chill.
00:58:12.800 We even.
00:58:13.800 We even.
00:58:14.800 It was a little tad of water.
00:58:16.800 A little tad.
00:58:17.800 You got my fucking eye.
00:58:19.800 I had to get my get back.
00:58:20.800 And I can't hit you.
00:58:21.800 Yeah, I got a little anger problems.
00:58:23.800 It's okay.
00:58:24.800 Thank you.
00:58:25.800 You want me to help you?
00:58:27.800 No.
00:58:28.800 I'm sorry.
00:58:29.800 It's okay.
00:58:30.800 Hey, calm down.
00:58:31.800 I really, I really was about to do a lot more, but I was like, just a tad.
00:58:35.800 You know what I mean?
00:58:36.800 Yeah.
00:58:37.800 Can I make a wish?
00:58:38.800 Yeah.
00:58:39.800 Can you be my genie?
00:58:40.800 No, your man is literally that one.
00:58:41.800 I wish to be taller.
00:58:43.800 Will you please make this wish happen?
00:58:45.800 Alright, let's do a prayer.
00:58:46.800 Close your eyes, both of you.
00:58:47.800 Okay.
00:58:48.800 Go ahead, start it off.
00:58:49.800 No, I'm not closing my eyes.
00:58:50.800 They're not going to touch you, bro, you weirdo.
00:58:53.800 Girl, wait.
00:58:54.800 Weirdo.
00:58:55.800 Okay, you ready?
00:58:56.800 There's a weirdo.
00:58:57.800 Close your eyes.
00:58:58.800 Alright.
00:58:59.800 Are you going to like carry me?
00:59:00.800 No, I'm not going to touch you.
00:59:01.800 Okay.
00:59:02.800 Go ahead.
00:59:03.800 Everyone close your eyes.
00:59:04.800 Come on.
00:59:05.800 Start the prayer off.
00:59:06.800 Um, can this young lady right here, please get taller.
00:59:11.800 You know, God, you know, she wants to get taller, you know?
00:59:14.800 And, you know, that's her dream, you know?
00:59:16.800 I know God, you made her this way for a reason, you know?
00:59:19.800 And I wonder why you made her for this reason, you know?
00:59:21.800 And she-
00:59:22.800 Why does this hurt?
00:59:23.800 She wants to get taller, you know?
00:59:24.800 And she's deep, you know?
00:59:25.800 She doesn't want to be taller, you know?
00:59:27.800 Let's hope that she can get taller, you know?
00:59:28.800 The pediatrician is not working.
00:59:29.800 Oh, nah.
00:59:30.800 That's how it works.
00:59:31.800 It takes a day or two.
00:59:32.800 It's just not working.
00:59:33.800 The doctor said to drink it and it didn't work.
00:59:34.800 It's not working.
00:59:35.800 I want to do it.
00:59:36.800 Okay, well.
00:59:37.800 Alrighty.
00:59:38.800 Oh, yeah.
00:59:39.800 Y'all don't-
00:59:40.800 My wrist really still hurts.
00:59:41.800 Don't slip.
00:59:42.800 Don't slip.
00:59:43.800 Don't slip.
00:59:44.800 Don't slip.
00:59:45.800 Don't slip.
00:59:46.800 Don't slip.
00:59:47.800 My wrist really still hurts.
00:59:48.800 Don't slip.
00:59:49.800 Don't slip.
00:59:50.800 Don't slip.
00:59:51.800 My wrist still hurts.
00:59:52.800 Watch your step right here, guys.
00:59:53.800 Don't slip.
00:59:54.800 No, I don't think you just slip.
00:59:55.800 My wrist hurts.
00:59:56.800 Sometimes.
00:59:57.800 We got feet.
00:59:58.800 Oh, yeah.
00:59:59.800 We got feet hurt.
01:00:00.800 We got feet hurt.
01:00:01.800 Oh, that's a weird moment right now.
01:00:04.800 Why are you so bald?
01:00:07.800 Leave him alone.
01:00:08.800 This guy is just so bald.
01:00:10.800 Make a wish with his head.
01:00:13.800 Rub it.
01:00:14.800 And then say, ask him what he wants.
01:00:17.800 Alright.
01:00:18.800 Alright.
01:00:19.800 Alright.
01:00:20.800 Enough.
01:00:21.800 That's it, fuzzy.
01:00:22.800 I like your head.
01:00:23.800 Thank you.
01:00:24.800 Fuck, my wrist hurts.
01:00:26.800 But, no.
01:00:27.800 Oh, wait.
01:00:28.800 Hey, come on with Chiyo.
01:00:29.800 Why are you so...
01:00:30.800 Just Chiyo.
01:00:31.800 Chiyo.
01:00:32.800 Chiyo.
01:00:33.800 I want one more.
01:00:34.800 That was fucked up.
01:00:35.800 That was fucked up.
01:00:36.800 That was fucked up.
01:00:39.800 That's what you get.
01:00:44.800 Okay.
01:00:45.800 Okay.
01:00:46.800 Let's make games.
01:00:50.800 The games did not.
01:00:51.800 Alright.
01:00:52.800 Oh, yeah.
01:00:53.800 I was...
01:00:54.800 I know.
01:00:55.800 Brother.
01:00:56.800 Wait, is that actually a real player?
01:00:57.800 But I ain't gonna lie.
01:00:58.800 I ain't gonna lie.
01:00:59.800 Give me a hug, bro.
01:01:00.800 Nah, you gotta...
01:01:01.800 Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
01:01:02.800 I don't know.
01:01:03.800 Oh, I thought you were gonna give me a hug.
01:01:05.800 Give her a hug, bro.
01:01:06.800 Alright.
01:01:07.800 Here.
01:01:10.800 See?
01:01:11.800 Ain't nothing wrong with a hug.
01:01:12.800 Facts.
01:01:13.800 He hasn't hugged me.
01:01:14.800 If I'm looking for someone new, who would hug me.
01:01:16.800 You always looking for somebody new.
01:01:18.800 What the fuck?
01:01:19.800 You do.
01:01:20.800 Literally how?
01:01:23.800 What?
01:01:24.800 Girls ain't shit, no.
01:01:25.800 Okay.
01:01:26.800 No, bro.
01:01:27.800 I know what you about to do.
01:01:28.800 I'm a hug, bro.
01:01:29.800 I'm a hug.
01:01:30.800 No, you're a no.
01:01:31.800 I'm a hug.
01:01:32.800 Move, bro.
01:01:33.800 You get your get back later.
01:01:34.800 Alright, I'm gonna get back later.
01:01:35.800 Damn.
01:01:36.800 Watch this.
01:01:37.800 Watch what I can do with my toes.
01:01:38.800 Can you move the actual speech it?
01:01:39.800 Oh, are you good?
01:01:40.800 Jump over it.
01:01:41.800 Watch.
01:01:42.800 Move the actual speed logos.
01:01:43.800 Watch.
01:01:44.800 Move your socials, bro.
01:01:45.800 Oh, my soul.
01:01:46.800 Put it to the left.
01:01:47.800 No, I'm gonna move.
01:01:48.800 Move it.
01:01:49.800 Just move it.
01:01:50.800 Or have it for a second.
01:01:51.800 Watch my toes.
01:01:52.800 Everyone watch my toes.
01:01:53.800 You watch me?
01:01:54.800 Yeah.
01:01:57.800 Oh, my God.
01:01:58.800 That was weird and crazy.
01:01:59.800 I can do that, bro.
01:02:00.800 You can do that?
01:02:01.800 Yes, I can do that.
01:02:02.800 Come on.
01:02:03.800 I can do that, too.
01:02:04.800 What?
01:02:05.800 You gotta lay on your knuckles on your toes.
01:02:07.800 Ready?
01:02:08.800 Yeah.
01:02:09.800 Set.
01:02:10.800 Go.
01:02:11.800 No, you didn't jump, though.
01:02:12.800 I did jump.
01:02:13.800 Jump.
01:02:14.800 Like this?
01:02:15.800 Yeah.
01:02:16.800 Hold up.
01:02:17.800 My neck hurt.
01:02:18.800 Okay.
01:02:19.800 Hold up.
01:02:20.800 Hold up.
01:02:21.800 Bro, Ronaldo?
01:02:22.800 Oh, yeah.
01:02:23.800 Damn, it started already, huh?
01:02:24.800 It's insane, bro.
01:02:25.800 We gotta watch it.
01:02:26.800 Alright, let's see.
01:02:27.800 Dude, I thought the World Cup passed.
01:02:29.800 It's not the World Cup.
01:02:30.800 It's not the World Cup.
01:02:31.800 It's like the semifinals.
01:02:32.800 It's not even the semifinals.
01:02:33.800 What?
01:02:34.800 It's a whole nother league.
01:02:35.800 Who are you rooting for in this soccer game?
01:02:37.800 He's rooting for Alba.
01:02:38.800 Ronaldo.
01:02:39.800 How would you even ask that?
01:02:40.800 But I wrote for, I wrote for Renat Messi.
01:02:42.800 Yeah, I'm team whatever you are.
01:02:43.800 I think the ceremony is starting.
01:02:44.800 The ceremony.
01:02:45.800 I mean, I'm tripping.
01:02:46.800 Ceremony.
01:02:47.800 Ceremony.
01:02:48.800 Uh.
01:02:49.800 Ceremony.
01:02:50.800 Yep, see, look.
01:02:51.800 I already started six hours ago.
01:02:52.800 Fuck.
01:02:53.800 Okay, we gotta catch up.
01:02:54.800 But the game starts at, you know.
01:02:55.800 Oh, no.
01:02:56.800 Yeah, we're straight.
01:02:57.800 Yeah, we're straight.
01:02:58.800 So the game, by the way.
01:02:59.800 This game is just starting now, though.
01:03:00.800 I bet.
01:03:01.800 That literally says two hours ago.
01:03:02.800 Yeah, I know, but it's just starting now.
01:03:03.800 It's a ceremony.
01:03:04.800 Ceremony is a pre-game.
01:03:05.800 Oh.
01:03:06.800 Dude, you got a beat with me.
01:03:08.800 That's crazy.
01:03:09.800 Who?
01:03:10.800 Aiden?
01:03:11.800 It was nice knowing you.
01:03:12.800 How do I got a beat with you?
01:03:13.800 You just always look mad at me.
01:03:15.800 It was nice knowing not you.
01:03:17.800 It was nice knowing not you.
01:03:18.800 It was nice knowing you.
01:03:19.800 No.
01:03:20.800 Oh, wait.
01:03:21.800 Let me pick you up.
01:03:22.800 I said let me pick her up.
01:03:23.800 Alright, come on.
01:03:24.800 Team Aiden telling that.
01:03:26.800 Thank you.
01:03:27.800 I appreciate that.
01:03:28.800 Her butt is sweet.
01:03:29.800 Bro, I can pick you up, dog.
01:03:30.800 I can pick you up.
01:03:31.800 This is not real.
01:03:32.800 Can you jump?
01:03:33.800 No, I'm strong.
01:03:34.800 Why does she think I'm sweet?
01:03:35.800 Okay.
01:03:36.800 Okay.
01:03:37.800 Four.
01:03:38.800 Alright.
01:03:39.800 Three, two, one.
01:03:40.800 Whoa!
01:03:41.800 Woo!
01:03:42.800 Damn.
01:03:43.800 Woohoo!
01:03:44.800 Woohoo!
01:03:45.800 Woohoo!
01:03:46.800 Woohoo!
01:03:47.800 This is not real.
01:03:48.800 Perp!
01:03:49.800 Perp!
01:03:50.800 Perp!
01:03:51.800 Oh, my goodness.
01:03:52.800 Look at that.
01:03:53.800 Yeah.
01:03:54.800 This is hard.
01:03:55.800 Wait, somebody help me.
01:03:56.800 Wait, hold on.
01:03:57.800 Help me.
01:03:58.800 Help me.
01:03:59.800 Help me.
01:04:00.800 I can't for that.
01:04:01.800 For real?
01:04:02.800 Huh?
01:04:03.800 Drop me.
01:04:04.800 You sure?
01:04:05.800 Yeah.
01:04:06.800 Pretty, pretty sure.
01:04:07.800 Oh, my God.
01:04:08.800 Help me.
01:04:09.800 Somebody help me.
01:04:10.800 Help me, Aiden.
01:04:11.800 Wait, actually.
01:04:12.800 I like that ass.
01:04:13.800 I can't.
01:04:14.800 I can't.
01:04:15.800 I can't put her down.
01:04:16.800 Just put her down.
01:04:17.800 You got her.
01:04:18.800 Oh, my God.
01:04:19.800 I almost dropped her.
01:04:20.800 Damn.
01:04:21.800 I can't.
01:04:22.800 That's weird.
01:04:23.800 Wait.
01:04:24.800 That's fucked up.
01:04:25.800 115?
01:04:26.800 He just said, I didn't know you were.
01:04:27.800 Why everything I say is fucked up?
01:04:28.800 Oh.
01:04:29.800 Girl, I don't think it's.
01:04:30.800 I don't think it's.
01:04:31.800 I don't think it's.
01:04:32.800 I don't think it's.
01:04:33.800 I don't think it's.
01:04:34.800 I don't think it's.
01:04:35.800 I don't think it's.
01:04:36.800 I don't think it's.
01:04:37.800 I don't think it's.
01:04:38.800 And that's why.
01:04:39.800 I see that though.
01:04:40.800 Alright.
01:04:41.800 Okay.
01:04:42.800 What?
01:04:43.800 What?
01:04:44.800 It was her that did that.
01:04:45.800 Nah, it wasn't.
01:04:46.800 This girl's annoying, bro.
01:04:47.800 I promise you.
01:04:48.800 Yo, Speed.
01:04:49.800 She is.
01:04:50.800 She's annoying.
01:04:51.800 Nah, come on.
01:04:52.800 She not.
01:04:53.800 Bro, she's annoying.
01:04:54.800 I swear to God, she's annoying.
01:04:55.800 She's annoying.
01:04:56.800 Shut the fuck up.
01:04:57.800 You're so annoying.
01:04:58.800 Just stop talking.
01:04:59.800 You're so annoying.
01:05:00.800 Just stop talking.
01:05:01.800 Don't talk to him like that.
01:05:02.800 Exactly, bro.
01:05:03.800 Why are you even talking to me?
01:05:04.800 Stop talking to me.
01:05:05.800 You're annoying.
01:05:06.800 Stop talking to me.
01:05:07.800 Nah, don't talk to her like that.
01:05:08.800 Don't talk to him like that.
01:05:09.800 Oh, my God.
01:05:10.800 Don't talk to him.
01:05:11.800 Oh, God, she's annoying.
01:05:12.800 Exactly.
01:05:13.800 Everybody agrees you're annoying.
01:05:14.800 No.
01:05:15.800 No, they're not.
01:05:16.800 Oh, God.
01:05:17.800 Everybody's just.
01:05:18.800 She's annoying.
01:05:19.800 No.
01:05:20.800 Yeah, she is, bro.
01:05:21.800 Do you think she's annoying?
01:05:22.800 Yes.
01:05:23.800 She's annoying.
01:05:24.800 But do you think she's annoying to me?
01:05:25.800 Exactly.
01:05:26.800 I don't think she's annoying me.
01:05:27.800 Well, she's my friend.
01:05:28.800 I don't think she's annoying.
01:05:29.800 Yeah.
01:05:30.800 I don't know.
01:05:31.800 Yeah.
01:05:32.800 They're saying no.
01:05:33.800 Are you dumb?
01:05:34.800 Aida.
01:05:35.800 Aida.
01:05:36.800 Aida.
01:05:37.800 How does he sound like a bitch?
01:05:38.800 See, annoying.
01:05:39.800 You're like a little kid, bro.
01:05:40.800 Like, just.
01:05:41.800 Keep.
01:05:42.800 Yarkin.
01:05:43.800 Annoying, bro.
01:05:44.800 Literally hurt.
01:05:45.800 Yo, I'm not gonna lie, bro.
01:05:47.800 Yo.
01:05:48.800 I'm not gonna lie.
01:05:49.800 Hey, my man's baby boss.
01:05:50.800 Thank you.
01:05:51.800 Appreciate that you're getting mine, bro.
01:05:52.800 W. Aiden Jew?
01:05:53.800 What the fuck?
01:05:54.800 What the fuck?
01:05:55.800 Hold on a sec.
01:05:56.800 Hold on.
01:05:57.800 Baby boss.
01:05:58.800 Oh, you said W. Aiden Jew.
01:05:59.800 Yeah.
01:06:00.800 Hey, chat.
01:06:01.800 Am I a W Jew?
01:06:02.800 Let me know right now.
01:06:03.800 Let me know right now, chat.
01:06:04.800 Am I a W Jew?
01:06:05.800 Chat, ain't the game about to start in a minute, y'all.
01:06:07.800 It's my phone.
01:06:08.800 No.
01:06:09.800 L Jew.
01:06:10.800 What the fuck?
01:06:11.800 Yo, I ain't gonna lie, speed.
01:06:12.800 Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, Jew.
01:06:13.800 Come on, bro.
01:06:14.800 Wait me.
01:06:15.800 Speed, come on, bro.
01:06:16.800 What's going on?
01:06:17.800 L Jew.
01:06:18.800 They're spamming L Jew.
01:06:19.800 Really?
01:06:20.800 They're spamming L Jew.
01:06:21.800 Yo, chat.
01:06:22.800 That's crazy.
01:06:23.800 And that's mean.
01:06:24.800 No, you're not.
01:06:25.800 Nah, bro.
01:06:26.800 I'll leave, bro.
01:06:27.800 I'll leave, bro.
01:06:28.800 What are we?
01:06:29.800 What are they calling you?
01:06:30.800 An L Jew.
01:06:31.800 That's tough.
01:06:32.800 I literally just swear to God, I just saw W. Hitler.
01:06:33.800 I swear to God.
01:06:34.800 You gonna say some shit about that, or what?
01:06:36.800 Who, me?
01:06:37.800 Yeah, they said W. Hitler.
01:06:38.800 Chat, come on, y'all.
01:06:39.800 Guys, chill out.
01:06:40.800 Seriously.
01:06:41.800 Let's be free Palestine.
01:06:42.800 Yeah, I do agree with that.
01:06:43.800 Chat, do you guys actually like Hitler in here?
01:06:45.800 No, they do not, bro.
01:06:47.800 My chat is not like that.
01:06:48.800 Yes or no?
01:06:49.800 My chat is not like that, bro.
01:06:53.800 Yo!
01:06:54.800 I, like, can't read this.
01:06:56.800 Like, I'm trying, and I just can't.
01:07:01.800 I apologize.
01:07:02.800 I just apologize.
01:07:03.800 Nah, it's fine.
01:07:04.800 I'm not.
01:07:05.800 Okay, take that back.
01:07:08.800 A-N-N-O-Y-N-G.
01:07:11.800 That's funny.
01:07:12.800 That's funny.
01:07:13.800 That's funny.
01:07:14.800 Bro, you're gross.
01:07:16.800 Just calm down, bro.
01:07:17.800 You're right.
01:07:18.800 You're Jewish.
01:07:19.800 Okay, you're Jewish.
01:07:20.800 You're just Jewish.
01:07:21.800 Like, leave him alone.
01:07:22.800 Hold on a second.
01:07:23.800 What do you mean by that?
01:07:24.800 Like, you're Jewish.
01:07:25.800 I know I'm Jewish.
01:07:26.800 I know what I am.
01:07:27.800 Right.
01:07:28.800 Is that bad?
01:07:29.800 No.
01:07:30.800 Thank you.
01:07:31.800 You're just Jewish.
01:07:32.800 And I respect you and I love you for what you are.
01:07:33.800 You heard that?
01:07:34.800 Oh.
01:07:35.800 Yeah, but I love you too, bro.
01:07:36.800 Of course.
01:07:37.800 Thank you, bro.
01:07:38.800 A mitzvah.
01:07:39.800 You're gonna have a bar mitzvah?
01:07:40.800 Can I go?
01:07:41.800 Can I go?
01:07:42.800 Can I be in it?
01:07:43.800 It's gonna be in New York.
01:07:44.800 Can I be in it?
01:07:45.800 I'm gonna have...
01:07:46.800 Okay.
01:07:47.800 Yes, yes, you can.
01:07:48.800 Good.
01:07:49.800 I'm gonna have a sweet fun speed.
01:07:50.800 I'm gonna have a mitzvah.
01:07:51.800 Real shit.
01:07:52.800 Yes, sir.
01:07:53.800 Wait, so it's probably...
01:07:54.800 I'm tripping.
01:07:55.800 Is Jewish like a race or something?
01:07:57.800 It's a race, culture, religion.
01:07:58.800 What's the race of Jewish?
01:08:00.800 I don't even know.
01:08:01.800 My mom is just super religious.
01:08:03.800 But I...
01:08:04.800 So what is the race of your mom?
01:08:05.800 Jewish.
01:08:06.800 But what is the race of her?
01:08:07.800 White.
01:08:08.800 White what, though?
01:08:09.800 Jewish.
01:08:10.800 Like, what is her race?
01:08:12.800 I don't know.
01:08:13.800 I don't know where she's from, really, to be honest.
01:08:15.800 Cuz you're not fully white.
01:08:16.800 Like, you're white, but a regular white person looks like...
01:08:19.800 Not even slips me.
01:08:20.800 He doesn't look white.
01:08:21.800 Like Danny.
01:08:22.800 Where are you at?
01:08:23.800 Somewhere over there.
01:08:24.800 I'm gonna be honest, bro.
01:08:25.800 Um...
01:08:26.800 I don't know.
01:08:27.800 I'm Italian.
01:08:28.800 You're Italian?
01:08:29.800 Yeah, I'm Italian.
01:08:30.800 Oh, actually?
01:08:31.800 Yeah, I'm Italian.
01:08:32.800 Mm-hmm.
01:08:33.800 I went to Italy this summer.
01:08:34.800 When?
01:08:35.800 How'd you like it?
01:08:36.800 You mean when?
01:08:37.800 When did I ask?
01:08:38.800 I just thought you were gonna ask and be excited.
01:08:43.800 And maybe care a little.
01:08:45.800 Yo, bro.
01:08:46.800 Yo, I just meet Clips.
01:08:47.800 Your mom's getting took, bro.
01:08:49.800 Yo, what do you do?
01:08:51.800 He fucking...
01:08:53.800 Yo, what do you do?
01:08:55.800 He's...
01:08:56.800 Yo, I just meet Clips.
01:08:57.800 Your mods...
01:08:58.800 Come on, bro.
01:08:59.800 W, I just meet Clips.
01:09:00.800 No, that's weird.
01:09:01.800 He's funny, bro.
01:09:02.800 Freaking get banned because of that, bro.
01:09:03.800 You can?
01:09:04.800 Can I?
01:09:05.800 No.
01:09:06.800 Speed, he funny.
01:09:07.800 Don't take it.
01:09:08.800 He's funny, bro.
01:09:09.800 Your mods are all funny as fuck, bro.
01:09:10.800 I love it.
01:09:11.800 Speed, I made a mistake by JJ Teta, but now it's back to normal.
01:09:13.800 What do you mean you made a mistake?
01:09:15.800 And he was like promoting his shit and everything.
01:09:17.800 Yo, bro.
01:09:18.800 No promo, but...
01:09:19.800 Yo, I just...
01:09:20.800 Yeah, I know, bro.
01:09:21.800 He's funny though for that, the title.
01:09:23.800 He's taking my title.
01:09:24.800 Aw, look at your mods, fam, and WJU.
01:09:26.800 I love the W mods.
01:09:27.800 I see you mods.
01:09:28.800 Oh, nah.
01:09:29.800 I'm done.
01:09:30.800 Bald head 80.
01:09:31.800 Yo, Aisho Ali.
01:09:32.800 Fuck you.
01:09:36.800 Hey, dude.
01:09:37.800 Look at my necklace.
01:09:38.800 It says DICE.
01:09:39.800 Shut up, DICE.
01:09:41.800 Mm-hmm.
01:09:43.800 You don't even know what the fuck that is.
01:09:44.800 Mm-hmm.
01:09:45.800 Mm-hmm.
01:09:46.800 Mm-hmm.
01:09:47.800 Mm-hmm.
01:09:57.800 I'm really scared.
01:09:58.800 Like, I'm really scared right now.
01:10:01.800 Like...
01:10:02.800 Ugh!
01:10:03.800 Ugh!
01:10:04.800 Ugh!
01:10:05.800 Barks.
01:10:06.800 Will you bark?
01:10:07.800 Will you bark?
01:10:08.800 Yeah.
01:10:09.800 Do it in front of my face.
01:10:11.800 You want me to?
01:10:12.800 No.
01:10:13.800 Bark in front of my face.
01:10:14.800 Me?
01:10:15.800 Don't do that.
01:10:17.300 I'm gonna under one like I'm really going like yeah, you are starting to become a man. You are maybe wax
01:10:24.860 Maybe wax all right. I'm bro. Yeah, bro. This game
01:10:33.680 See our second
01:10:35.800 Hey, you walk them out and we lost the game
01:10:41.180 Bye guys
01:10:47.560 Wait, wait, what's your IG?
01:10:52.240 Yeah, go to plug your shit fuck your shit
01:11:16.800 Hey, you guys. Yeah, just follow Mark. Yeah, um
01:11:20.560 Um
01:11:24.000 You