Adin Live - January 01, 2022


Jidion got Arrested？!


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Length

26 minutes

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174.03542

Word count

4,679

Sentence count

1

Harmful content

Misogyny

10

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Hate speech

58

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Summary

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In this episode, the brother and sister duo of the and discuss their favorite tech reviews of the year, their favorite Christmas stories, and how they plan to make the new year better than the past.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 by the way you know i'm addicted to bro i literally love your i'm addicted to your content i swear to
00:00:03.840 god i look when you upload it makes me so happy i swear bro i swear to god jideon's christmas story
00:00:14.960 oh what the caught me like it hey if you watched it i can't blame you bro because this mother
00:00:35.560 is a dick you know watch bro i don't blame you i don't blame if you watch it without me 0.99
00:00:39.500 but y'all can watch it again hey it's favorite tech review marquez brownlee 2021's been
00:00:44.800 one hell of a year for our favorite neighborhood minutes he's so cute the third the guy literally
00:00:49.240 got a shout out from liz on her ig live he finally got to meet his pawpaw the market's cousin was the
00:00:53.600 first and hell the knucklehead even became a pirate this year oh man not even phase road
00:01:00.800 prescriptive but even though a lot of good happened this year a lot of bad happened as well i mean
00:01:05.840 the guy got the baby got banned for over a year at the renatons festival and even worse
00:01:10.820 got caught locking by 12 man he's in the system free my nigga but the market's never filled you 0.87
00:01:16.820 guys in on why he really got arrested so that's where i step in i'm here to give you guys the tea
00:01:21.100 so sit next to a nice cozy fire get you a nice glass of milk i'm once here to tell
00:01:26.140 the white the market's cousin the third with the gel
00:01:29.060 just a new little and i haven't shitted in three days like literally i'm constipated like feel my 0.81
00:01:41.280 abs video it feels like i'm flexing 24 7 but i'm not oh i used to say that oh my god oh my god
00:01:47.680 does anyone remember my stomach problems i used to say that bro anyways listen bro jideon i swear
00:01:55.840 to god how i cured my i don't know how many y'all still suffer stomach problems and shit the way i 0.89
00:02:00.000 cured it bro is you got to be happy and like least stress um i fixed it over time i don't know if you
00:02:08.600 guys know your body has like a little reset system it's not true what they say about diet what i could
00:02:13.840 tell you is relieving gas so basically chat what happens is pammy fixed my stomach right uh before 1.00
00:02:19.680 pammy fixed it uh you know corinna helped me out whatever that's fine pammy fixed my stomach 100
00:02:24.460 you know what i'm saying chat um and um so but you know what i'm saying i just think that like
00:02:30.600 you it's trapped gas so the way to release gas is you gotta exercise you go for runs whatever makes
00:02:37.680 you fart a lot you'll be good and you know you just gotta get your bowels moving i just do do in there 0.51
00:02:42.360 so hersey's dad told me if i drink all of this that it's all gonna be gone like i'm just gonna
00:02:47.540 shit my brains out what we're gonna do is i'm gonna down all of this and i'm gonna go at one time 0.92
00:02:52.200 got a colonoscopy and or a um the other one too i keep forgetting the other one colonoscopy and the
00:02:57.220 endoscopy i think and basically uh what happened is chat they uh you you the night before you drink
00:03:02.800 some like disgusting shit that almost makes you vomit and it clears out your entire body you're 0.98
00:03:08.000 shitting all night and then you they go inside of you and they put cameras in there it's crazy 0.72
00:03:11.640 go back to the ihop that i destroyed if you guys been on the channel for a minute you guys will
00:03:15.400 know that i went to this ihop and i ate their food and it just ruined me and i accidentally like
00:03:20.140 splattered all over the toilet and all over the wall and stuff like that i'm gonna go back there and
00:03:24.420 i'm gonna do it properly this time and i'm gonna take all the right precautions to make sure everything
00:03:28.520 goes in the toilet like it's supposed to and not on the wall on the floor but yeah we're gonna do it
00:03:33.700 right this time wait why are y'all saying mods wait why are y'all saying mods what happened
00:03:38.460 mods come on what what do you do what what what did somebody do
00:03:45.260 all right boys man we're over here at walmart right now to get a couple supplies bro mods come on bro
00:03:53.580 fix this shit i need who wants me mods bro i need some new mods real shit 0.99
00:03:58.660 who needs to get mods celery can you mother mods can you tell me who'd be good mods
00:04:03.240 just to make sure everything ihop goes smoothly but jd is literally calling me right now
00:04:07.300 listen to me first of all happy new year second of all second of all listen you have stomach
00:04:16.240 problems right or no um i mean not anymore i'm good now okay good i had stomach problems for a very
00:04:22.740 long time bro i was very skinny sick i if you ever need help i got you bro i literally know
00:04:26.860 everything about that shit i was just i think i was just constipated oh did you shit you're good 0.96
00:04:32.340 yeah yeah i shit okay called two uh two toilets in jail so you were you were in prison don't spoil 0.86
00:04:40.120 the video why are you spoiling it my bad my bad by the way you know i'm addicted bro i literally
00:04:45.260 love your i'm addicted to your content i swear to god i look when you upload it makes me so happy
00:04:50.120 i swear bro swear to god i appreciate that thank you
00:04:54.100 you're so funny and cute um why did you call though why did you call
00:04:59.660 so i'm trying to um i'm trying to get speed again
00:05:04.560 on what
00:05:06.000 like i thought of a new one you know cnd you play cnd
00:05:10.080 no what's that like cnd's not spitting your mouth
00:05:15.160 like i'm trying to handle one of those gotcha okay
00:05:18.980 he won't answer my call yeah i mean he doesn't answer my calls anymore either
00:05:23.380 like like just go home hollywood like i guess i don't know or he just literally went hollywood
00:05:28.860 wait wait he just caught me with that i didn't realize that um
00:05:32.940 by the way ever since i got um bro did you hear about what happened to me last year
00:05:39.280 what happened to you last year bro i fucking tripped and fell and like i had i developed a 0.99
00:05:45.560 disorder um it was like stigma disorder and it really fucked me up 0.97
00:05:48.960 oh yeah i hope you feel better yeah stigma really been kicking my ass bro 0.78
00:05:55.960 i'm not people say i'm getting fatter um but not
00:06:02.920 why what's up
00:06:03.720 okay this is crazy
00:06:08.860 yo yo yo jideon i have a question oh jideon do you play basketball by the way
00:06:13.340 no bro i'm not gonna trick you with one of these i swear to god
00:06:18.920 do you play basketball
00:06:20.060 okay um house of highlights wants to um do a one you know how like i won't be one rug
00:06:27.480 yeah and they'll pay the winner 25 bands you want to just play me because flight stalking
00:06:31.900 you want to play me
00:06:32.700 ducking
00:06:36.240 ducking
00:06:37.640 are they actually gonna give us the money
00:06:39.700 no they paid me the 25 bands yeah they're they're legit
00:06:42.160 they're not gonna face rugged
00:06:43.940 they won't face rugged
00:06:45.580 all right bro i'm gonna be like patrick beverly i mean i'm down
00:06:48.780 man how tall are you
00:06:50.580 um i'm 5'11 but when i sign my money i'm 6'6
00:06:54.380 yo you are crazy 0.88
00:06:57.040 yo you're funny as
00:06:58.480 bro i love like i could just smile at you for hours bro
00:07:01.320 i'm adored by you
00:07:03.580 you know what's crazy aiden
00:07:04.820 you know when i found you
00:07:06.200 i found you um like summer of 2020
00:07:08.980 what
00:07:10.240 i found you in summer of 2020 and like
00:07:12.980 i really fucked with your videos 0.98
00:07:14.580 uh i still fuck with your streams like 0.99
00:07:16.440 i would watch your streams
00:07:17.520 actually i wouldn't watch your streams
00:07:18.680 i would just watch your clip
00:07:19.540 what what's clip
00:07:21.780 day day one but like
00:07:22.880 i was there before you hit 100k
00:07:24.620 i think i got it
00:07:25.380 i think i got there like around 60k
00:07:26.780 which clip did you see in the first clip you saw of me
00:07:29.060 um
00:07:30.880 so i went
00:07:32.260 i went on a binge actually
00:07:33.900 like i thought it was the funniest thing in the world
00:07:36.240 whenever brownie would be on stream
00:07:37.760 and like people would be like
00:07:39.940 uh
00:07:40.340 i know you'd be clapping uh
00:07:41.920 what's uh
00:07:42.560 what's the way to do
00:07:43.660 yo
00:07:45.560 zaya i know what you're talking about
00:07:48.560 yeah like
00:07:49.260 i was just like
00:07:50.300 on like a fucking binge with that shit 0.92
00:07:52.000 like i just thought that shit was like 0.83
00:07:53.280 the funniest thing in the world
00:07:54.620 and then i saw like
00:07:56.000 uh
00:07:56.360 he was playing with you
00:07:57.320 and then uh
00:07:58.720 i just saw like when lebron
00:08:00.300 the first thing i saw was when lebron had uh
00:08:02.360 talked to you
00:08:03.020 oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
00:08:04.420 after that i just started watching your streams
00:08:06.320 and then
00:08:06.960 started watching the gtrp shit
00:08:08.660 and stuff like that
00:08:09.600 dude if you were around for gtrp
00:08:12.060 you would be so funny on that shit
00:08:14.460 it's
00:08:16.420 bro prime gtrp
00:08:17.980 imagine if you
00:08:19.020 jideon was fucking on prime
00:08:20.660 ssb world
00:08:21.620 no bro that shit was lit as fuck 0.93
00:08:24.300 that shit was lit as fuck
00:08:25.120 but yeah man like you know
00:08:26.200 you're fucking kidding bro 0.71
00:08:27.520 like you killed your shit bro 0.99
00:08:28.500 you dominating your field
00:08:29.680 i feel like
00:08:30.660 you know
00:08:31.280 i say this all the time bro
00:08:33.720 i don't care if i'm streaming
00:08:34.820 not streaming like
00:08:35.680 you genuinely
00:08:36.840 bring so many people
00:08:39.200 happiness
00:08:39.720 i wish you would upload more
00:08:41.240 you know
00:08:42.400 because of how addicting your videos are
00:08:43.920 you are just
00:08:44.920 a fucking king
00:08:46.060 and you're getting everything you want
00:08:47.700 and i'm so happy for you
00:08:48.800 and
00:08:49.720 2022 is only going to be bigger for you
00:08:51.680 i mean that
00:08:52.520 damn
00:08:53.880 thank you man
00:08:54.960 and we're yet
00:08:55.560 you won't
00:08:57.060 so you're down to play me though
00:08:57.940 one-on-one for like 25 bands
00:08:59.220 you're down
00:08:59.700 yeah i'm down
00:09:00.640 all right it's gonna
00:09:01.720 it'll be in la probably
00:09:02.960 i'll talk to house of highlights
00:09:04.060 because i've been looking for
00:09:04.780 you don't like it at all
00:09:09.820 that's why i moved out of there
00:09:12.540 stop
00:09:19.140 i thought you squashed
00:09:21.580 i thought you squashed it with him
00:09:22.900 okay
00:09:26.860 she never answered my dm
00:09:28.620 yo
00:09:30.800 see what did you say to her in a dm
00:09:33.440 what did you say
00:09:34.040 what did you say to her in a dm
00:09:35.800 i had nobody heard from our concert
00:09:37.580 oh how was your concert by the way
00:09:40.260 how come there's no footage
00:09:41.420 like did you not record it
00:09:42.580 for your fucking video 0.98
00:09:43.580 bro like i'm like 0.93
00:09:45.240 i have like five videos on the boat
00:09:46.680 like we've just been stacked
00:09:47.800 wow
00:09:50.800 like next week is face rugs
00:09:52.760 i'm not gonna lie bro
00:09:54.000 i'm addicted to your
00:09:56.580 can you send me some unreleased
00:09:57.820 clip like footage
00:09:58.540 i won't leak it
00:09:59.160 i would never do that
00:10:00.380 i just want to see here
00:10:01.600 whenever i'm like
00:10:02.380 off stream
00:10:03.980 off cam
00:10:04.660 just laugh at your shit
00:10:05.780 can you please send me
00:10:06.760 i was sending you the raw footage
00:10:08.020 when i was like peeing outside my car
00:10:09.500 please
00:10:10.480 oh my god
00:10:11.040 no wait
00:10:11.560 was your dick really out 0.99
00:10:12.700 it was out
00:10:13.800 it was like half chub too
00:10:15.060 yo i swear to god
00:10:17.280 they'll send it to me
00:10:17.720 like don't even play it bro
00:10:18.700 bro like me it's all like that
00:10:20.400 ass 0.93
00:10:20.600 like it was a little half a chub
00:10:21.500 oh my god
00:10:22.360 yes
00:10:23.080 oh my god
00:10:24.500 whenever he's in that state
00:10:25.620 i call him the chub
00:10:26.500 yeah
00:10:27.600 but yeah
00:10:30.820 okay so you're down to play me
00:10:32.320 i'm down
00:10:33.440 you need to be in movies bro
00:10:35.520 but not typical movies with scripts
00:10:38.020 you need to be in improv movies
00:10:40.040 you need to be an improv actor
00:10:41.440 um
00:10:42.920 i don't think it might be a
00:10:44.020 i don't think it might be a good way
00:10:46.760 what do you say
00:10:47.140 can you ask him i'm sitting in a chair
00:10:48.320 if i'm yelling down next to you
00:10:49.520 like an ultimate warrior
00:10:50.300 oh my god
00:10:51.640 wait what's on your hat
00:10:52.500 is there a card
00:10:53.260 oh demarcus cousins sent me a gift
00:10:56.100 what
00:10:57.040 yeah he sent me
00:10:58.480 he got me these shoes
00:10:59.220 i opened them on stream
00:11:00.160 what
00:11:00.720 and he signed them
00:11:02.480 bro that is so hard bro
00:11:04.040 he's a w for that
00:11:05.520 oh god
00:11:06.000 i love demarcus
00:11:08.600 he's the best grandpa in the world
00:11:10.080 that's so awesome bro
00:11:12.200 i'm so happy for you
00:11:13.340 but here man
00:11:14.720 i'm gonna let you get back to your stream
00:11:15.880 uh
00:11:16.340 we can talk about that later
00:11:17.260 but you have a great day
00:11:18.320 you have a great day
00:11:20.120 and you have a great 2022
00:11:21.040 i love you
00:11:22.020 i love you too man
00:11:23.140 oh my bad
00:11:24.820 hold on
00:11:25.080 do it again
00:11:25.460 took a picture
00:11:27.280 bye
00:11:29.460 bye babe
00:11:30.140 so cute
00:11:31.980 anyways let's watch this fucking video 0.93
00:11:34.300 i love him bro
00:11:35.080 i love him
00:11:35.560 um
00:11:36.200 here we go
00:11:37.140 i'm literally leaning against this basket right now
00:11:39.380 because this shit is gonna come out
00:11:40.580 oh no pun intended
00:11:41.640 so before i take this massive dump
00:11:44.500 i want to make sure that this is a really special moment
00:11:46.720 so i'm gonna get a couple candles
00:11:47.820 i really want to set the mood for this
00:11:49.620 i'm gonna get this one
00:11:50.820 i don't understand
00:11:52.220 what was he trying to do
00:11:53.180 i'm gonna get this one
00:11:53.900 in the iHOP
00:11:54.440 what the fuck was he trying to do
00:11:55.400 don't spoil it chat
00:11:56.440 what the fuck was he trying to do
00:11:57.860 i don't get it
00:11:58.440 oh i just
00:12:01.520 i literally feel it juggling around
00:12:03.560 and guys
00:12:04.740 the iHOP that we're going to
00:12:05.780 is like 30 minutes away
00:12:06.920 i haven't had to clinch like this in a minute
00:12:08.620 so wait a minute
00:12:09.480 he's
00:12:11.440 this whole video is basically like
00:12:13.540 he was trying to like
00:12:14.860 he hasn't shit in three days 0.88
00:12:16.020 so he decided to go to an iHOP
00:12:17.400 you're lying bro
00:12:21.060 you're lying
00:12:21.840 there's no fucking way
00:12:23.680 that was the plot
00:12:24.980 yo but
00:12:27.420 my clinch game is about to be strong
00:12:29.580 i don't know about you guys
00:12:30.720 but i use baby wipes
00:12:31.760 because me personally
00:12:32.680 i don't care who says it
00:12:34.240 your ass is still dirty 1.00
00:12:35.860 if you use toilet paper
00:12:36.780 like
00:12:37.120 toilet paper does not get everything
00:12:38.560 the only thing about toilet paper chat
00:12:39.960 is it leaves my asshole itchy 0.97
00:12:41.340 and throughout the night
00:12:42.360 i mean i'll itch my asshole 0.99
00:12:43.420 but
00:12:43.720 bro
00:12:44.960 i'm not gonna lie bro
00:12:45.660 i used to have a really weird session
00:12:47.040 where i would
00:12:47.380 like
00:12:47.980 itch it and smell it 0.77
00:12:49.080 i just do the outside of it a little bit
00:12:51.100 i don't go too deep in
00:12:52.140 but on god chat
00:12:53.500 you guys want to talk about
00:12:54.700 if you
00:12:55.000 if you don't use
00:12:56.060 wipes
00:12:57.280 i can say
00:12:58.000 that's why you just wet the toilet paper
00:12:59.660 and you're just smearing shit 0.91
00:13:02.160 where baby wipes
00:13:02.860 it literally cleans it
00:13:04.460 so
00:13:04.880 if you guys don't
00:13:06.060 when i was in uh miami
00:13:07.480 i remember i was in miami for that fight
00:13:09.800 you guys remember that
00:13:10.440 when i went for the um
00:13:11.620 i forgot which fight it was
00:13:13.220 the tiktok shit
00:13:13.940 chat
00:13:14.720 the toilet bro
00:13:15.920 the toilets
00:13:16.520 have you guys ever seen those um
00:13:17.780 the chinese toilets
00:13:19.040 the one where it pours water in your anus 0.94
00:13:21.080 so
00:13:21.860 there's one for girls
00:13:23.220 and there's one for guys
00:13:24.080 um
00:13:24.960 you know what i'm saying
00:13:25.460 if i was a girl
00:13:26.020 i would be on that bitch all day 1.00
00:13:27.060 that's how i would jerk off bro 0.91
00:13:28.400 if i was a girl
00:13:28.840 i would just sit on that toilet all day
00:13:29.980 do the highest pressure
00:13:31.100 and go crazy
00:13:31.640 but like chat
00:13:32.520 they would literally clean
00:13:33.680 oh it's japanese
00:13:34.280 i'm sorry
00:13:34.700 i'm really sorry bro
00:13:35.780 i on god
00:13:36.640 i did not know
00:13:37.320 i'm sorry
00:13:37.820 please don't fucking
00:13:39.060 i'm
00:13:39.960 listen bro
00:13:40.840 on god
00:13:41.860 don't
00:13:42.480 chat don't be weird bro
00:13:43.320 don't be weird
00:13:43.720 i'm sorry
00:13:44.080 i'm genuinely sorry bro
00:13:44.900 anyways
00:13:45.620 so chat
00:13:46.260 they had
00:13:46.660 they have japanese toilets
00:13:47.860 and what it is
00:13:48.640 it's basically
00:13:49.080 there's no toilet paper
00:13:49.820 because i think in japan
00:13:50.700 they don't like to use toilet paper
00:13:51.740 because it's bad for the society
00:13:52.900 right
00:13:53.160 it's bad for the environment
00:13:53.880 so what they would do is
00:13:55.440 you would sit down on the toilet
00:13:56.680 and then there's a filter
00:13:58.400 there's a front
00:13:59.160 and a
00:13:59.400 there's a front and a rear
00:14:00.740 um
00:14:01.400 and what it is
00:14:01.920 is you could just choose
00:14:03.000 which um
00:14:04.120 hole you want to be
00:14:05.240 purified
00:14:06.040 which hole you want
00:14:06.960 a pressure of water to be in
00:14:08.040 and it would just feel so good bro
00:14:10.320 so fucking good
00:14:11.480 it's like very warm water
00:14:13.360 you guys know like
00:14:14.120 where it's not hot
00:14:15.020 but it's not
00:14:15.520 cold
00:14:16.300 it's like warm
00:14:17.120 like warm
00:14:17.820 like a jacuzzi almost
00:14:19.260 so you feel like a jacuzzi
00:14:20.700 temperature water pressure
00:14:22.340 in your asshole 0.99
00:14:23.080 and it feels good
00:14:23.700 i told you guys about
00:14:24.280 the g-spot in the anus 0.87
00:14:25.580 about
00:14:26.460 to the
00:14:26.880 to the upper left
00:14:29.160 of your asshole 0.99
00:14:29.820 in your anal cavity 0.96
00:14:31.160 is the g-spot
00:14:32.440 and you get pleasure
00:14:33.320 out of um
00:14:34.180 you could probably
00:14:35.100 come from it
00:14:35.700 i don't know but
00:14:36.240 all right
00:14:38.420 let me chill out bro
00:14:39.260 let me chill out
00:14:40.140 let me chill out
00:14:40.680 all right
00:14:41.260 anyways bro
00:14:42.160 um
00:14:42.520 let's watch the video
00:14:43.520 but no i don't blame him
00:14:44.800 i mean like bro
00:14:45.400 that's why
00:14:45.880 chat
00:14:46.240 does it feel good for you guys
00:14:47.720 when you guys take a big shit
00:14:48.860 yes or no
00:14:49.420 call me weird
00:14:50.620 does it does it
00:14:51.620 is it yes or no
00:14:52.860 exactly
00:14:58.860 use baby wipes
00:15:00.300 you guys need to
00:15:01.200 so i'm gonna give me
00:15:01.720 some baby wipes as well
00:15:02.760 oh my gosh
00:15:04.700 it's coming
00:15:06.060 oh is this what
00:15:07.100 pregnant women feel like 1.00
00:15:08.300 oh fuck
00:15:10.200 i'm gonna take the meanest
00:15:11.060 shit of my life
00:15:11.780 pull up to the ihop
00:15:14.180 if you guys want to come smell
00:15:15.080 all right i think i got
00:15:16.040 everything i need
00:15:16.700 i got candles
00:15:17.280 it's so funny
00:15:17.720 because he acts like this
00:15:18.700 off camera too
00:15:19.680 i got baby wipes
00:15:21.520 i got lighters
00:15:22.640 i got four cases
00:15:24.180 of febreze
00:15:25.220 see this is stuff
00:15:26.040 chat what's it called
00:15:27.440 when you're about to come
00:15:28.580 but you stop
00:15:30.360 when you're beating your shit 0.97
00:15:31.200 what's it called again
00:15:32.000 who knows what i'm talking about
00:15:34.940 not pre-cum
00:15:36.580 edging
00:15:37.940 i edge when i shit 0.80
00:15:40.020 cheezer was in the chat
00:15:41.660 what's up cheezer
00:15:42.260 let's talk in the discord
00:15:43.180 in a bit
00:15:43.480 so when i
00:15:44.460 what i mean by edging
00:15:45.460 when i shit 0.88
00:15:45.820 when i'm about to
00:15:46.320 when the shit's about to
00:15:47.060 release
00:15:47.560 i'll suck it back up 0.98
00:15:49.480 and then what's gonna
00:15:50.560 happen is if you do it
00:15:51.160 like three times chat
00:15:52.200 on god it'll feel
00:15:53.680 so much better
00:15:54.640 it'll hurt
00:15:55.920 and it's gonna be tight
00:15:57.040 in the beginning
00:15:57.460 but it'll feel so much
00:15:58.360 better when you actually
00:15:58.920 let the shit go
00:15:59.620 can i get some facts
00:16:03.940 thank you
00:16:04.460 facts
00:16:05.220 the people saying facts
00:16:06.160 you've tried it
00:16:06.600 you know what i'm
00:16:06.880 talking about
00:16:07.360 you guys think they
00:16:08.380 don't poop
00:16:08.880 but everybody poops
00:16:10.000 we're not kim jung-un 0.99
00:16:11.040 he's the only president
00:16:11.820 in the world
00:16:12.120 i can't poop
00:16:12.800 no way
00:16:15.360 why is
00:16:19.460 hey don't worry about her
00:16:21.360 guys
00:16:21.760 i'm not like denny duncan
00:16:23.000 i treat my employees
00:16:24.140 with honor
00:16:24.720 and respect
00:16:25.400 yeah
00:16:25.860 right
00:16:26.400 yo there's no way
00:16:28.080 he just said that
00:16:29.220 yo what the fuck
00:16:32.080 yo he does not care bro
00:16:34.500 shut up man
00:16:39.100 anyway
00:16:40.040 shut up man
00:16:40.860 he don't thought it was
00:16:41.380 gonna be an easy task
00:16:42.260 just going inside the ihop
00:16:43.560 taking a dookie
00:16:44.500 and bouncing out
00:16:45.220 like white be in the mirror
00:16:46.200 but as he soon found out
00:16:48.200 not everything was
00:16:49.720 what it seemed
00:16:50.520 keep sweeping
00:16:52.900 oh man it took like
00:16:57.600 30 minutes to get here
00:16:58.520 and i feel like
00:16:59.200 this shit's about to
00:16:59.920 come out fast
00:17:00.860 i don't even know
00:17:01.380 we have time to eat
00:17:02.200 it's crazy being like
00:17:03.560 literally in the exact
00:17:04.480 spot where like
00:17:05.300 i took the worst
00:17:06.500 dookie of my life
00:17:07.380 this one's gonna be
00:17:08.080 10 times worse
00:17:08.740 like that laxative
00:17:09.720 is working
00:17:10.420 i didn't watch
00:17:11.080 his last video
00:17:11.780 so chat
00:17:12.300 the last video
00:17:13.160 he took the shit
00:17:13.780 here too
00:17:14.160 is that what you
00:17:14.600 is that what you
00:17:15.080 guys are saying
00:17:15.600 that's gonna sound
00:17:20.240 real cool
00:17:20.680 alright step out
00:17:25.920 what the fuck
00:17:28.220 that way no one gets
00:17:36.340 what are you doing here
00:17:37.900 oh we were gonna eat
00:17:39.880 that's all
00:17:40.660 are you the same guy
00:17:41.540 from the video for last time
00:17:42.700 no no no no no
00:17:44.760 what are we filming today
00:17:46.040 oh today we're just
00:17:47.340 trying to find some uh
00:17:48.600 eat some good ihop food
00:17:49.620 you know
00:17:49.900 okay
00:17:50.820 i'ma just get the
00:17:52.920 three stack pancake
00:17:53.920 okay
00:17:54.420 brody's over there
00:17:55.380 fucking snitching
00:17:56.200 what happens in the
00:17:57.000 boys bathroom
00:17:57.640 stays in the boys bathroom
00:17:58.920 bro you know this
00:17:59.760 i wonder if brody could
00:18:00.620 get into the bathroom
00:18:01.320 here i'm gonna go see
00:18:02.840 if our setup is still
00:18:03.540 straight 0.70
00:18:03.840 i'll be right back
00:18:04.880 alright nah it's all
00:18:06.860 everything's good
00:18:07.520 what happened
00:18:10.300 okay well let me go
00:18:12.920 get my candles and
00:18:13.560 stuff and we can dip
00:18:14.200 i'ma just take a shit 0.98
00:18:16.400 alright y'all
00:18:17.160 they're kicking us out
00:18:18.200 right now
00:18:18.660 but we came here for
00:18:20.660 one mission
00:18:21.220 and i'ma take my shit 0.99
00:18:23.020 so why are y'all
00:18:24.240 saying go back
00:18:25.140 to what
00:18:33.360 what happened
00:18:35.680 to the bathroom
00:18:45.200 why
00:18:45.660 alright step out
00:18:48.180 bro you guys are so
00:18:56.780 fucking weird bro
00:18:58.180 he's cracking up
00:18:59.820 show
00:19:00.060 alright y'all
00:19:01.140 they're kicking us out
00:19:02.200 right now
00:19:02.640 but
00:19:03.780 we came here for
00:19:04.660 one mission
00:19:05.200 and i'ma take my
00:19:06.720 shit
00:19:07.020 oh it's coming
00:19:09.000 am i allowed to
00:19:17.080 show this
00:19:17.680 oh my gosh
00:19:30.180 oh my gosh
00:19:32.200 oh yes sir
00:19:34.400 hold on give me like
00:19:37.680 five more minutes
00:19:38.700 that's why i lit the candles
00:19:41.040 gotta wipe y'all 0.81
00:19:55.260 that's why you have to have baby 1.00
00:19:57.240 wipes
00:19:57.580 so in case the cops ever come
00:19:58.980 you can wipe fast or clean
00:20:00.500 can we wait for our food for the police
00:20:05.360 i don't know
00:20:06.620 damn
00:20:08.620 oh shit
00:20:09.740 hey do you know about how much longer on our food
00:20:11.860 appreciate you
00:20:15.060 it's so funny he trolls bro
00:20:24.200 like joe
00:20:25.280 like bro
00:20:25.920 he is crazy
00:20:27.120 how you doing officer
00:20:55.900 alright gentlemen you have some idea on this today
00:20:57.640 uh no is there a problem
00:20:59.040 what happened
00:20:59.440 yes there is
00:21:00.020 they told you to leave already once
00:21:01.360 and quit filming
00:21:01.960 i'm sorry they have to put you in this shitty situation
00:21:03.800 no pun intended
00:21:04.540 sorry texas
00:21:05.340 you're being detained right now
00:21:06.760 so stay where you're at
00:21:07.700 okay
00:21:08.340 imagine this is what does it
00:21:10.000 i'm not ending stream chat
00:21:11.040 y'all gotta understand
00:21:12.180 um
00:21:12.720 just calm the fuck down bro
00:21:15.500 chill out
00:21:16.240 this is what gets me arrested
00:21:20.380 out of all the things
00:21:22.380 out of all the fuck shit i've done 0.97
00:21:24.360 no way he actually gets hurt
00:21:25.480 wait he got arrested
00:21:26.260 arrested
00:21:26.540 why
00:21:27.840 i'm in a really shitty situation
00:21:32.520 what the
00:21:34.900 um
00:21:36.820 like some of the wax had melted on the floor
00:21:40.340 but other than that i cleaned up
00:21:41.580 i was gonna clean up after we were done eating
00:21:42.960 i mean if we do get arrested
00:21:44.520 that would be a pretty shitty situation
00:21:47.420 wait it's illegal to cuss chat or curse 1.00
00:21:54.080 it's illegal to curse
00:21:55.340 i mean you're only making it worse
00:22:04.680 hopefully you didn't set fire in it
00:22:06.180 because that's arson
00:22:06.880 oh no
00:22:07.720 just the candles
00:22:09.280 i don't know what much you could set on fire in the bathroom
00:22:11.940 i wouldn't set toilet paper on fire
00:22:16.340 well i'm gonna go on ig live
00:22:20.320 i think it's time to go to plan
00:22:22.360 there's no way he's about to get arrested
00:22:24.500 and he goes on ig
00:22:25.180 bro he has balls
00:22:28.420 bro you have the biggest balls i've ever fucking seen in my life 0.99
00:22:31.660 how do you
00:22:33.440 how do you
00:22:34.240 how do you put all that to his side and go on
00:22:36.720 how chat
00:22:37.620 how
00:22:38.520 number two
00:22:40.460 wait wait what did he say
00:22:43.220 i think it's time to go to plan number two
00:22:45.600 what's good y'all
00:22:49.740 um
00:22:50.740 kind of in some dookie right now
00:22:52.360 but yeah y'all
00:22:54.980 um
00:22:55.700 it's gonna be up to the ihop
00:22:57.800 mr hop
00:22:58.820 if i'm gonna get charges pressed against me
00:23:01.020 can one of y'all boys look up what arson is
00:23:04.020 or like
00:23:06.600 more specific about the situation
00:23:07.980 yeah so if you light a candle in a public bathroom
00:23:10.780 would that be considered austin
00:23:11.980 arson
00:23:13.520 so you guys pray with me
00:23:15.960 it's bigger than black and white
00:23:16.900 you're being detained so you need to turn that off
00:23:18.940 oh i just want to go over for my safety you know
00:23:21.380 because you know blm month just happened
00:23:23.280 blm
00:23:24.440 yeah blm month 0.94
00:23:26.020 what does that mean
00:23:27.160 the black lives matter discount 0.91
00:23:28.660 like
00:23:29.700 black lives matter discount
00:23:31.320 yes sir
00:23:32.000 sorry that's just like you know
00:23:34.540 well as i said you're being detained now
00:23:37.180 so turn your cameras off
00:23:38.860 oh you can't record while you're being detained
00:23:40.800 not while you're being semi under arrest right
00:23:43.140 oh i didn't know that
00:23:44.300 what are we being detained for
00:23:45.760 okay
00:23:46.680 here's the tank right now okay
00:23:48.600 yes sir
00:23:49.180 all right so
00:23:49.940 this is gonna go off
00:23:51.500 wait he didn't even know what blm was
00:23:54.860 there's literally no way
00:23:59.340 what
00:24:13.140 so do i uh
00:24:14.520 are you really recording that i told you i'm ready
00:24:16.180 i'm not
00:24:16.740 all right
00:24:18.600 appreciate it
00:24:19.480 love you
00:24:20.320 this is a collect call from
00:24:24.900 demarcus cousin
00:24:26.660 an incarcerated individual at paris county jail
00:24:30.960 you may start the conversation now
00:24:33.700 guess who's going to jail tonight
00:24:38.080 what the fuck
00:24:39.400 guess who's going to jail tonight
00:24:42.520 god don't post
00:24:44.020 i don't
00:24:44.740 i don't
00:24:45.520 i don't
00:24:46.520 i don't
00:24:47.520 person
00:24:48.000 you there
00:24:48.640 yeah i'm here bro
00:24:50.520 there's a lot of mean
00:24:52.900 and bad people in here
00:24:54.540 i do not belong
00:24:56.040 bro you know what they do to people like you bro
00:24:58.160 you can't bitch up 1.00
00:24:58.920 come on now
00:24:59.620 all right all right
00:25:00.160 i'm gonna turn my bbc energy on
00:25:01.740 let me talk to the boys real quick
00:25:03.080 all right they listening
00:25:03.920 hey man
00:25:06.200 what's good with y'all boys bro
00:25:07.520 yo niggas already know man 1.00
00:25:09.240 i ain't sin for nobody
00:25:10.560 ain't no
00:25:11.180 ain't shit
00:25:11.700 no
00:25:11.960 nothing bro
00:25:12.740 hey i'm gonna stay ten toes down
00:25:14.400 niggas i'm gonna be home soon 1.00
00:25:15.560 tell moms
00:25:16.600 tell lil baby
00:25:17.420 tell the baby
00:25:18.280 tell lil nas x
00:25:19.320 anybody with a little in there
00:25:20.340 tell them
00:25:20.880 let that niggas i wrote 1.00
00:25:21.980 no hey
00:25:22.380 when i get back out
00:25:23.220 what the fuck
00:25:24.300 blah blah blah
00:25:25.520 hey man i love y'all boys man
00:25:27.460 ain't no rat in me
00:25:28.700 ain't no six nine
00:25:29.780 i'm gonna be home soon
00:25:31.100 yur
00:25:31.580 the next day
00:25:33.480 that boy's free
00:25:35.760 hey hey nobody can tell me shit
00:25:37.640 it was bound to happen
00:25:38.880 y'all it was bound to happen
00:25:40.040 but i feel good
00:25:40.820 sorry for getting your son arrested
00:25:42.060 sorry for getting your son arrested
00:25:42.480 sorry for getting your son arrested
00:25:43.480 but he ain't a real one
00:25:44.200 he stole
00:25:44.640 he stayed ten toes down
00:25:45.800 he just bitch on me 1.00
00:25:46.920 he just shit
00:25:47.580 all right y'all
00:25:48.360 150,000 likes
00:25:49.700 and will i make it happen again man
00:25:51.220 this time
00:25:51.840 we'll do fed time
00:25:53.140 you guys already know what to do
00:25:54.380 your boy's free
00:25:55.580 fucking i wish we could play that t grizzly first day out 0.99
00:25:58.540 but hey
00:25:59.500 i gotta pay my lawyer bills
00:26:00.980 but love y'all boys
00:26:02.360 your boy's free
00:26:03.060 i'm fucking free
00:26:04.480 ah
00:26:05.580 beautiful that was a beautiful video
00:26:10.140 and guys
00:26:12.780 that's the tale of how demarcus cousin the third
00:26:15.280 went to jail
00:26:16.420 but i don't want you guys thinking that he went home with a loss
00:26:19.520 because since he was constipated
00:26:21.520 he clogged two toilets that night
00:26:23.740 hey man
00:26:27.760 hope you guys had a great christmas
00:26:29.580 but before we leave
00:26:31.080 i got one more thing to let you guys know
00:26:33.200 faster
00:26:35.480 i want merch
00:26:38.960 that's fire actually
00:26:41.900 that's fire actually
00:26:43.100 the leaves are so unchanging
00:26:47.520 not only green
00:26:50.080 beautiful bro
00:26:51.120 Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.