Adin Live - December 05, 2021


JiDion made Models Wear Ridiculous Costumes!


Episode Stats

Length

12 minutes

Words per Minute

205.72229

Word Count

2,646

Sentence Count

387

Misogynist Sentences

41

Hate Speech Sentences

18


Summary

We talk about Harry Potter and the Quidditch World Cup, NBA Finals, and much more! We hope you enjoy this episode and stay tuned for the next one. Stay tuned for more episodes coming soon!


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Get some milk! Get some milk! It's breakfast time!
00:00:03.920 Cereal is the most important meal of the day!
00:00:06.560 Okay, okay. Get down. Lay down.
00:00:08.780 Lay down on your back.
00:00:18.880 There we go!
00:00:21.280 Alright boys, what's good with y'all, man?
00:00:22.640 So, my assistant was telling me how over here they're having this, like, Harry Potter Quidditch trivia day.
00:00:27.500 So, I had her buy me a costume and everything, but I'm kind of pissed.
00:00:30.080 She got slithering.
00:00:31.380 I didn't believe in magic until I saw my dog turn into a snake, but hopefully they have, like, a prize or something like that.
00:00:36.500 I'm gonna try to win this shit.
00:00:37.420 Get bitches. Love your side.
00:00:38.820 The boy who lives.
00:00:41.120 Has to come to die!
00:00:42.620 What the fuck?
00:00:43.720 Oh, shit.
00:00:44.280 We're playing the Quidditch World Cup.
00:00:46.300 I know the answer! I know the answer!
00:00:48.280 Alright, don't yell it out. There are trivia sheets right here. Come on up and get one.
00:00:51.520 You slithering over here, right?
00:00:53.580 I know all the answers.
00:00:54.680 What are the two characteristics, the Sorting Hat specifically lists, for Rated Flaw House?
00:01:00.440 Oh, I know, um, braw-dogging skills and...
00:01:03.680 Damn.
00:01:04.140 What?
00:01:04.560 I think it was something like, who can move the books faster?
00:01:06.560 The fuck?
00:01:06.840 Something like that.
00:01:08.840 I watched the movies and I follow JK Rowland on Twitter, so I know all the updates.
00:01:12.840 What is happening here?
00:01:14.100 He has the cloak of invisibility. You're not supposed to see him.
00:01:16.180 Come on, you're acting like a muggle. Like, let's calm down a little bit.
00:01:18.320 I went on, like, a binge last night. I literally have gotten no sleep at all.
00:01:21.460 I have a question. Like, I love Harry Potter and everything, but, like, I really came here
00:01:27.640 to find some baddies that also like Harry Potter. As long as it's not muggles or anything,
00:01:32.060 he, like, pointed me in the right direction.
00:01:33.280 I can try.
00:01:34.160 I just, if any ladies here, like, they're, you know, Chamber of Secrets Aiden out, like,
00:01:37.640 let me know.
00:01:40.080 You team Slytherin, too, right?
00:01:41.520 Absolutely.
00:01:42.140 Bro, man, we gotta look out for each other, bro.
00:01:43.540 We got a bunch of Slytherins in the house tonight.
00:01:45.400 Call me Kevin Durant, because I'm a snake.
00:01:46.680 Oh, oh, you just went at Kevin Durant.
00:01:50.620 Is that that Hufflepuff pack?
00:01:52.280 What's that?
00:01:53.020 I said, is that that Hufflepuff pack?
00:01:54.440 No, I'm Ravenclaw, bro.
00:01:57.780 I don't know anything about a Hufflepuff pack.
00:01:59.960 Pat.
00:02:00.840 Pat.
00:02:01.320 Hufflepuff pack.
00:02:02.200 What's that?
00:02:03.400 That's like this, though.
00:02:06.780 Marquise is selling.
00:02:07.460 Yo, Shao, when KD actually went to the Warriors, were y'all, like, tripping?
00:02:10.980 I was, bro.
00:02:12.440 I woke up, and I found that shit.
00:02:13.600 I was on, like, 4th of July or some shit.
00:02:15.880 Bro, he literally ruined the NBA.
00:02:17.980 He's too fucking good to be on that Warriors.
00:02:19.800 He was too fucking good to be on that Warriors team.
00:02:21.320 Put it on the block now.
00:02:23.500 Hey, you trying to, like, buy me something?
00:02:25.600 It's Slytherin' Lives Matter month.
00:02:28.900 Talking to me?
00:02:29.900 Yeah.
00:02:31.080 Does someone have the invisibility cloak behind you?
00:02:32.920 Yep.
00:02:33.480 By any chance you have, like, a boyfriend?
00:02:35.060 Yeah.
00:02:36.420 You know, we could do the spell of memory loss and, like, start over.
00:02:40.340 No, thank you.
00:02:41.580 No, thank you.
00:02:42.380 I'm a Gryffindor on the streets, but I'm a Slytherin in the sheets.
00:02:46.700 And I'll take some wine.
00:02:48.400 Whichever one that LeBron drinks in his IG stories.
00:02:50.960 I don't know anything about one.
00:02:52.280 I'll take this one.
00:02:53.620 Do you have a chapter?
00:02:54.380 Nah, I get the Slytherin' Lives Matter discount.
00:02:56.580 All Slytherins get a free drink tonight.
00:02:58.440 You gotta drink whatever LeBron drinks, bro.
00:03:00.800 That's a champion's drink, bro.
00:03:02.340 That's what goats drink, okay?
00:03:04.380 For all the stuff we've been through.
00:03:08.140 You gonna start a tap?
00:03:09.000 No, can you put it on the Slytherin' Lives Matter discount tab?
00:03:11.160 It's Slytherin Thursday.
00:03:12.240 I don't have any of that.
00:03:13.040 Can you put it on my homie Potter's tab?
00:03:14.940 I don't have a Potter on here.
00:03:16.180 What about Weasley?
00:03:17.400 I don't have that either.
00:03:18.840 Voldemort?
00:03:19.720 Come on, dude.
00:03:20.500 Next you're gonna say under Sirius Black.
00:03:22.180 What about T'Challa?
00:03:24.960 I only have, like, $10 left in my account.
00:03:26.840 We don't have Apple Pay.
00:03:28.400 Do you guys do Wizard Pay?
00:03:29.840 No.
00:03:30.460 I'm gonna have to just dip out there.
00:03:31.860 Okay.
00:03:32.500 Can you, like, look out for me, bro?
00:03:33.500 Slytherin' Slitherin' and buy me a drink?
00:03:35.280 Yeah, what'd you want?
00:03:35.940 I just wanted some wine.
00:03:37.440 Okay.
00:03:37.780 It was a rough night tonight.
00:03:38.560 Chad, did y'all ever watch Harry Potter or not?
00:03:41.200 I'm not gonna lie.
00:03:41.980 I never got into it, but I...
00:03:42.840 Michael.
00:03:43.420 I never got into it.
00:03:44.440 T'Challa, you're a real woman.
00:03:46.520 People are so nice.
00:03:48.960 Is it fire, Chad?
00:03:50.880 Is it good or me?
00:03:52.220 I'm just down with it.
00:03:55.560 Oh, fuck.
00:03:56.100 I'm gonna pull some muggles tonight after that one.
00:04:01.200 It's a man.
00:04:01.660 I'm gonna look like witches, if you know what I mean.
00:04:03.160 It's goaded.
00:04:03.660 Hey, what's good with you guys, man?
00:04:05.340 We're back with another video.
00:04:06.400 It's your boy, Joe.
00:04:07.060 I mean, the Marcus Cousins.
00:04:08.460 And today, man, today, man.
00:04:10.300 I haven't done that intro in a minute.
00:04:11.500 You guys are probably wondering,
00:04:12.300 well, we got all these girls on a board.
00:04:13.900 No, I'm not Joe-ing around right now.
00:04:16.280 There's no Joe action.
00:04:17.480 We're about to prank these girls.
00:04:18.580 They're about to be our victor.
00:04:19.300 I shouldn't say that.
00:04:20.100 All right, so what we're doing today is we're doing a photographer prank.
00:04:22.400 So basically, I have my assistant go on Instagram,
00:04:24.900 DM a bunch of girls to, like, see if they'll be down to, like, model for my agency or whatever.
00:04:28.700 Hey, guys, I have to hop on here real quick.
00:04:30.100 I don't want to get constantly in the dream in it
00:04:31.620 and stealing someone else's idea without giving them credit.
00:04:34.000 So shout out to Nico for giving me this video idea,
00:04:36.240 but you guys already know I added my own little Jadion twist to it.
00:04:39.140 And also a shout out to my homeboy, Gary Sean, man.
00:04:41.540 But yeah, y'all, don't get constantly in the dream.
00:04:42.540 Hey, W, shout outs.
00:04:43.720 Peace.
00:04:44.020 So instead of them taking regular photos and stuff like that,
00:04:46.160 we're going to have them take photos in some of the ridiculous costumes
00:04:48.720 that I can find on Amazon.
00:04:50.200 We got a creeper from Minecraft.
00:04:52.000 We got the Doja Cat cow costume.
00:04:54.180 We got Michael Myers.
00:04:55.800 We have a Shrek one.
00:04:57.440 My personal favorite.
00:04:58.540 We got an Among Us outfit.
00:05:00.340 All right, y'all, so this is our creative thinking.
00:05:02.160 Haley, we see some dynamites in her eyes, so she's a creeper.
00:05:05.440 Madeline, why are you guys filming NDL?
00:05:07.980 She's going to be the thumbnail because she's the baddest on the board.
00:05:10.700 So, hey, she's going to be the thumbnail.
00:05:11.280 Oh, the guy shout out.
00:05:12.120 Oh, okay.
00:05:12.760 She's got the little cowgirl outfit going on.
00:05:15.000 No, she got the ring nose, so she's going to be a cow slash they
00:05:17.620 because we don't discriminate.
00:05:18.820 Emma, she's wearing green.
00:05:20.480 She's Shrek.
00:05:21.500 Ayla, Mr. Potato Head, no reason.
00:05:23.540 What the fuck is this?
00:05:24.620 I feel like we're the first YouTubers to ever just, like,
00:05:26.660 get a bunch of girls and decide what fictional characters they're going to be
00:05:30.320 for a photo shoot.
00:05:31.280 That is true.
00:05:31.800 It's like a Tekken tournament right here.
00:05:34.680 I'm not going to lie, y'all.
00:05:35.740 This is the most elaborate prank that we have ever done,
00:05:37.980 so if you guys can, be sure to hit that like button, subscribe, and share.
00:05:40.560 I'm really curious to see what girls are actually down to put on the costume.
00:05:43.500 We're paying each of them $200, so they're getting paid well.
00:05:46.180 Okay, that's not bad.
00:05:50.380 Hey, what's up, y'all?
00:05:51.520 Hey, come on in, come on in.
00:05:53.060 So, before we get started, my name's Ida.
00:05:55.960 This is my homie, Peter Parker.
00:05:57.400 We work for the Daily Bugle.
00:05:58.600 Sorry, Chad, I'm ordering a pizza, Chad.
00:05:59.980 One second.
00:06:00.740 Kind of like on some Kanye West stuff.
00:06:02.520 We're going to just show different outfits, get you guys warnable.
00:06:05.560 I need you to be receptive to criticism,
00:06:07.620 and I just need you guys just to be down to get some bomb picks.
00:06:10.800 Chad, what's better, a canned Coca-Cola or a bottled Coca-Cola?
00:06:14.760 I'm going to let y'all pick what I should get.
00:06:16.600 Canned or bottled Coca-Cola?
00:06:18.180 What's better?
00:06:20.020 Canned?
00:06:20.440 Yeah, yeah.
00:06:21.380 High key, the can hits better, doesn't it?
00:06:23.100 The can low key, it's better.
00:06:25.220 Seller, of course you would put bottle.
00:06:26.480 You're fucking weird as fuck.
00:06:31.840 Why bottle?
00:06:34.540 Bottles better?
00:06:35.240 It does?
00:06:41.700 Which one is like better for caffeine?
00:06:43.600 I don't need caffeine.
00:06:44.600 I'm going to stay up anyway.
00:06:45.680 I'm getting a fucking can.
00:06:46.620 Call me a weird, I don't care.
00:06:47.940 I prefer the can.
00:06:48.920 Y'all are fucking tripping, though, balls.
00:06:51.100 On God, you guys are tripping, because you guys,
00:06:52.760 now y'all are tripping, bro.
00:06:56.220 Bottle on God, because you can suck that shit.
00:06:58.480 Celler, you're weird as fuck.
00:07:00.320 Yo, everyone at Celler and call him weird.
00:07:02.060 He just texted me that, bro.
00:07:03.000 You're weird as fuck, bro.
00:07:07.500 This could start a modeling career.
00:07:08.780 But yeah, if you guys can go on and just get ready and everything,
00:07:12.300 and Lauren's going to help you guys out, and we're ready to shoot.
00:07:15.380 Why do y'all drink fucking bottled soda?
00:07:18.600 It's so mad.
00:07:19.240 How's it going in there, ladies?
00:07:20.540 Yeah, is it mad?
00:07:21.340 Yes or no?
00:07:21.780 Perfect, perfect, darlings.
00:07:23.340 Perfect.
00:07:23.960 Oh, that's it.
00:07:26.380 What the fuck?
00:07:27.440 Yes, you sucksy baka.
00:07:28.660 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:07:31.540 Creeper, creeper, creeper.
00:07:32.800 There we go.
00:07:34.340 Show the kicks off, show the kicks off.
00:07:36.180 Pretend that you're about to explode.
00:07:38.800 Okay, Haley, Haley, you're not acting creeper enough for me.
00:07:41.140 I need more creeper.
00:07:41.840 I need more creeper.
00:07:44.100 Okay, okay.
00:07:44.780 Hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:07:45.500 Cut, cut, cut, cut.
00:07:46.080 What the fuck?
00:07:46.540 I'm not getting enough from you.
00:07:48.400 You're not fired.
00:07:49.220 You're not fired.
00:07:49.840 This could start a very, very, very,
00:07:51.780 effective career for you.
00:07:52.880 Okay.
00:07:53.280 So, are you going to give me some explosion?
00:07:54.640 I'll do my best.
00:07:55.320 Let me see an explosion right now.
00:07:57.080 There we go, there we go.
00:07:58.660 Action, let's go, let's go.
00:08:00.000 There we go, more explosion.
00:08:02.000 Explode, explode.
00:08:03.580 Your life is dependent on it.
00:08:05.300 Creeper, creeper, creeper.
00:08:06.200 Can you come here real quick?
00:08:07.220 Six nine her.
00:08:08.680 What?
00:08:09.600 Yo!
00:08:09.920 Point her out, snitch on her, snitch on her.
00:08:11.400 She's sus.
00:08:12.200 Here's Tekashi right now.
00:08:13.380 Tekashi her right now, point.
00:08:15.420 Point.
00:08:15.940 Now, look at her, look at her and say sus.
00:08:18.280 Yell it, sus, sus, sus.
00:08:19.760 Sus.
00:08:20.220 Oh, sus.
00:08:21.020 Red.
00:08:21.780 You don't have to lie.
00:08:22.660 Lie your way out of this.
00:08:23.940 I don't know what we're talking about.
00:08:25.320 There we go.
00:08:26.500 There we go.
00:08:28.580 Is this Minecraft?
00:08:30.300 Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's Minecraft.
00:08:31.660 No more costumes?
00:08:32.580 No more costumes.
00:08:33.800 Actually, sus, you stay in costume.
00:08:36.260 I'm not going to lie, sus.
00:08:37.500 You're the best one.
00:08:38.600 Don't tell Hayley I said this, but she's fucking ass.
00:08:41.460 What?
00:08:42.400 But you killed it.
00:08:43.460 Thank you.
00:08:43.980 What the fuck?
00:08:45.420 Magalala, we got some good work right here.
00:08:47.480 That was it?
00:08:48.400 That was it.
00:08:49.060 I'm so confused right now.
00:08:50.560 It's a local newspaper, but here you guys go.
00:08:54.640 $200 for you.
00:08:55.480 $200 for you.
00:08:56.360 Don't spend it all in one place.
00:08:58.380 All right, y'all.
00:08:59.040 Next group of girls are here.
00:09:00.380 We got three this time.
00:09:01.460 A little three-way action.
00:09:02.360 And a trio.
00:09:03.180 Hello, ladies.
00:09:04.220 How you guys doing?
00:09:05.640 Good.
00:09:06.280 Good.
00:09:06.780 Good.
00:09:07.040 My name's Draco.
00:09:08.000 Draco Malfoy.
00:09:09.160 If you guys can, just sign those consent forms for me real quick.
00:09:11.940 I kind of like these poses.
00:09:13.100 Something about signing your life away just is really good.
00:09:15.380 What the fuck?
00:09:16.200 So, have you guys ever done modeling before?
00:09:17.800 Yes, we're modeling models.
00:09:19.340 Really?
00:09:19.840 Yes.
00:09:20.340 So, you know all the poses and stuff like that?
00:09:22.040 Yes.
00:09:22.460 All right.
00:09:22.600 You guys ready for your outfits?
00:09:23.580 Yeah.
00:09:23.900 So, with you, we saw a lot of green that you were wearing.
00:09:26.520 Wait, what's wrong with her arms, Chad?
00:09:27.820 This is your swamp.
00:09:28.640 Is that like a...
00:09:29.420 Why are there dots?
00:09:31.220 What the fuck?
00:09:31.980 I might even try to be weird.
00:09:32.900 Please, nobody try to cancel me or anything.
00:09:34.100 I genuinely don't know what the fuck that is.
00:09:35.920 What the fuck is that?
00:09:36.640 Other tattoos?
00:09:41.780 Awesome.
00:09:42.400 You're going to be stressed.
00:09:44.220 Paisley?
00:09:44.940 Yes.
00:09:45.400 You had a little cowgirl hat on.
00:09:46.920 Cowgirl.
00:09:48.080 Yeah.
00:09:48.440 Oh, yeah.
00:09:50.380 There we go.
00:09:51.740 You're Mr. Potato Head.
00:09:52.620 Bro, just imagine being a fucking girl.
00:09:54.700 You sign up to fucking be fucking put like and cover your face and shit.
00:09:58.440 That's kind of funny.
00:09:59.260 Why is the camera like this?
00:10:00.580 Is that better shit?
00:10:01.560 Potato Head, stop.
00:10:03.080 If you guys can, just go back there real quick.
00:10:04.860 Get changed and we can get the show going.
00:10:07.140 There's some...
00:10:07.500 Let's go, darlings.
00:10:10.240 Let's go.
00:10:11.500 ASAP, no Rocky.
00:10:12.720 You guys got this.
00:10:15.700 Lauren, can you please go help him, darlings?
00:10:17.700 Why is this camera so off?
00:10:19.240 There we go.
00:10:20.520 Yes.
00:10:21.320 I love it.
00:10:22.600 Yes.
00:10:23.580 Mrs. Potato Head, where are you, my darlings?
00:10:25.780 I need my starch and my diet.
00:10:27.740 You look great.
00:10:28.400 Yes.
00:10:30.100 Yes.
00:10:31.320 Here, I want something like this.
00:10:34.860 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:10:37.320 You're a swamp boss.
00:10:38.520 Yes.
00:10:39.420 Killing it, killing it.
00:10:40.580 This is your swamp.
00:10:41.920 Can you say that for me?
00:10:42.920 This is my swamp.
00:10:44.040 This is my swamp.
00:10:46.060 This is my swamp.
00:10:47.160 There we go.
00:10:48.300 Hey, she's got good energy.
00:10:49.540 On beat, your best Doja Cat impression.
00:10:51.920 There's how much hell.
00:10:53.200 Yo.
00:10:53.840 Can you tease the nipples?
00:10:55.540 There we go.
00:10:56.600 Oh, oh.
00:10:57.700 Definitely going to have to censor that.
00:10:58.980 Can I get all my models to stand against the wall?
00:11:01.320 We need y'all to work together as a team.
00:11:03.140 Ayla, are you familiar with
00:11:05.000 A potato flew around my room?
00:11:08.400 Yes.
00:11:09.100 Okay.
00:11:09.580 I'm going to need you to go around in a circle
00:11:10.960 and we're going to revolve around y'all
00:11:12.460 and I want you to sing the lyrics.
00:11:13.820 Let me hear the lyrics.
00:11:14.880 A potato flew around my room before you can.
00:11:17.940 That's it.
00:11:18.480 That's it.
00:11:19.060 Action.
00:11:19.880 Potato go.
00:11:20.560 Go, go, go.
00:11:21.480 A potato flew around my room before you can.
00:11:23.840 Yes, yes, yes.
00:11:25.480 Get your secondary weapon.
00:11:26.320 Get your secondary weapon.
00:11:27.200 I need better lighting.
00:11:28.300 Yes, Peter.
00:11:28.940 Good job, Peter.
00:11:29.980 Andy's home.
00:11:30.680 Jump.
00:11:31.580 Andy's home.
00:11:32.780 There we go.
00:11:34.040 I'm a very creative person.
00:11:36.200 I'm going to need you to show off your sexuality.
00:11:38.260 You are a female cow.
00:11:39.740 Show these udders off.
00:11:41.240 Milk them.
00:11:42.120 Shrek, come milk her.
00:11:42.900 Come milk her.
00:11:43.280 Get some milk.
00:11:44.120 Get some milk.
00:11:45.060 It's breakfast time.
00:11:47.160 Cereal is the most important meal of the day.
00:11:49.820 Okay, okay.
00:11:50.480 Get down.
00:11:50.900 Lay down.
00:11:52.060 Lay down on your back, please.
00:11:53.080 I'm going to need you to count.
00:11:55.240 What's the cow doing?
00:11:56.240 Mr. Potato Head right here.
00:11:57.380 Shrek right here.
00:11:58.360 Okay.
00:11:58.960 Get some milk.
00:11:59.500 Get some milk.
00:12:00.380 Get some milk.
00:12:01.360 Come on.
00:12:01.940 There we go.
00:12:04.700 There we go.
00:12:06.720 This is going on the front page of the Daily Bugle.
00:12:08.660 Here, we tipped over the cow.
00:12:09.840 We got to help her back up.
00:12:11.400 Back up the barnyard.
00:12:12.600 Round of applause.
00:12:15.040 That was amazing.
00:12:16.240 You guys killed it.
00:12:17.660 Thank you.
00:12:18.340 Lauren, please play these ladies.
00:12:19.820 Great job.
00:12:20.300 Great job.
00:12:20.600 To the back room.
00:12:21.920 To the back room.
00:12:22.380 Catwalk.
00:12:22.740 Catwalk.
00:12:23.500 There we go.
00:12:24.260 There we go.
00:12:25.660 There we go.
00:12:26.480 Back to the gulag.
00:12:27.460 Great job, y'all.
00:12:28.380 Thank you.
00:12:29.300 I'm not going to lie.
00:12:30.360 I usually don't do this, but with your YouTube channel, it was just for a video, but you
00:12:34.800 guys actually killed it.
00:12:35.740 Thank you.
00:12:36.540 That was funny as fuck, but I appreciate you guys coming through.
00:12:38.360 Of course.
00:12:38.680 Thank you.
00:12:39.120 Being good sports.
00:12:39.780 It's on my YouTube.
00:12:40.700 Yeah, it's Jadeon.
00:12:41.860 That was so much fun.
00:12:42.820 That's one of the most fun shoot I've done.
00:12:45.720 No one doesn't like Draco and Peter Parker.
00:12:47.500 That's fucked.
00:12:48.120 Nah, great job.
00:12:49.420 You got W girls.
00:12:50.140 W assistant in the chat.