Adin Live - January 07, 2022


Jidion was FaZe Rugging？!


Episode Stats

Length

28 minutes

Words per Minute

185.21928

Word Count

5,365

Sentence Count

774

Misogynist Sentences

16

Hate Speech Sentences

18


Summary

In this episode, the guys talk about the new phase rugged album, how it came to be, and how it's going to be in the future. Also, the boys talk about how they came up with the name of the new album and how they plan to release it.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Crocs, dude. Do you even work here?
00:00:02.360 Yeah, they're for the crocodiles.
00:00:05.620 Harami didn't do anything wrong.
00:00:08.200 So just like throw up like a quick fist real quick for the one time.
00:00:12.800 These rugs!
00:00:13.620 Come on, man. We didn't phase rugged.
00:00:15.320 We didn't.
00:00:16.140 That was crazy, bro.
00:00:17.760 Would you ever do that again?
00:00:19.980 No.
00:00:26.340 It's hella funny how this all started.
00:00:27.900 It literally went from me just like making jabs and stuff like that,
00:00:30.860 saying I'm not phase rugged and stuff,
00:00:32.900 to now I'm about to do a video with him.
00:00:34.740 Like, it's just funny, bro.
00:00:35.800 Don't get it twisted.
00:00:37.080 He still phase rugs it.
00:00:38.140 What's good?
00:00:38.940 How are you?
00:00:39.860 I feel like they're curious like how it even began.
00:00:42.240 Like the phase rugged.
00:00:43.260 Phase rugged basically means when you like fake stuff.
00:00:45.680 Pretty boy Fredo, he be phase rugged.
00:00:47.400 Damn, bro.
00:00:48.120 From throwing darts at your face to being face to face, I love it.
00:00:51.700 Damn.
00:00:52.300 Oh, shit.
00:00:53.400 You scripted that one.
00:00:55.160 I don't know.
00:00:55.840 He's got McLarens and Lamborghinis laying around.
00:01:00.160 Hey, it took years, though.
00:01:01.380 Years of work, bro.
00:01:02.120 Congrats.
00:01:02.800 Thank you, bro.
00:01:03.320 Oh, shit.
00:01:03.860 I haven't rolled a golf cart in a minute.
00:01:05.500 Wait, wait, wait.
00:01:05.840 I got a real question.
00:01:06.420 I got a real question for you.
00:01:07.420 Rug is a very, very, very smart.
00:01:09.820 Very, very, very smart.
00:01:11.320 Why I say I was getting the album was over.
00:01:13.160 Shut the fuck up.
00:01:14.320 The album was literally over.
00:01:16.600 How would you feel when I'll be like, stop being rugged in?
00:01:18.780 And how'd you feel about the diss track?
00:01:20.200 I'm not going to lie.
00:01:21.080 The diss track pinched a nerve in my body.
00:01:23.060 I don't know if it was a joke, but you know what I mean?
00:01:25.720 Bro, nah, man.
00:01:26.980 I have, I don't hate anybody.
00:01:28.280 No, of course, but you're a good guy.
00:01:29.880 Just find a good partner.
00:01:31.340 Hey, you know what's serious when I'm putting my Crocs in sports mode?
00:01:34.140 Yo, I thought you were going to bring someone else to be like QB.
00:01:37.100 Just knock on random people's doors and ask them.
00:01:39.160 We need to.
00:01:39.540 I think you could get in.
00:01:40.320 They're all gated.
00:01:41.140 Here, let me, maybe I could like.
00:01:42.160 You guys want to come out and play with me and Pace Ruggs?
00:01:44.140 But here, run a quick route real quick.
00:01:45.600 Ready!
00:01:47.420 Hot!
00:01:50.840 Ooh.
00:01:51.780 Damn.
00:01:53.100 Damn, that was a bad throw.
00:01:55.140 Yo, chat, didn't Genyon play football in high school, yes or no?
00:01:59.260 Should we find someone?
00:02:00.600 Yeah, let's find someone.
00:02:01.820 Dude, I didn't even know the house existed.
00:02:03.480 Hopefully, Jordan Baker lives here.
00:02:04.900 Hi.
00:02:06.360 Oh, yeah, you got a cannon.
00:02:07.760 Who is it?
00:02:08.420 Do you have any athletes in the house?
00:02:10.100 Huh?
00:02:10.620 Do you have any athletes in the house?
00:02:11.720 No.
00:02:12.260 We just need someone to like throw a football to us.
00:02:14.060 We don't have a quarterback.
00:02:15.200 I don't have a dad in my life, so like, I'm just going to play catch with somebody.
00:02:18.060 Well, why?
00:02:18.540 Why is it?
00:02:19.000 Why didn't you guys have auto camera?
00:02:20.600 We're YouTubers.
00:02:21.800 We just need someone to like...
00:02:22.760 We're part of the NFL.
00:02:23.480 Why are you guys laughing?
00:02:24.360 What's your name?
00:02:25.580 Brian.
00:02:26.240 I'm Jimmy Butler.
00:02:27.260 Huh?
00:02:27.680 I'm Jimmy Butler.
00:02:28.480 Yeah, they're building them like my indoor basketball court over there.
00:02:31.800 I'm an NBA player.
00:02:32.880 You need a ball.
00:02:34.560 All right, ready?
00:02:35.180 Oh, W guy.
00:02:38.040 Hey.
00:02:39.360 Got it.
00:02:40.260 Hey, when you're ready to come out of retirement, we'll be back.
00:02:43.040 Thank you.
00:02:43.620 Bye.
00:02:44.140 Dude, like, I'm so bad at trolling.
00:02:45.660 Like, I give my name.
00:02:46.680 Like, I don't have anything up my sleeve to just social security.
00:02:50.240 That would have been so lit if we could have got a Randy.
00:02:52.520 Sucks, guys.
00:02:55.860 Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
00:02:56.940 West Side.
00:02:57.440 So what, rugs of blood?
00:03:05.360 Woo!
00:03:06.180 That was a little workout.
00:03:07.180 Dude, it's hard, bro.
00:03:08.780 Good shit.
00:03:09.440 I'm gonna bring out your gift.
00:03:10.720 Okay, bet.
00:03:11.340 Turn around.
00:03:12.000 Turn around?
00:03:12.540 Yeah.
00:03:13.400 Hey, tell me if I make it.
00:03:15.260 No way.
00:03:16.460 Dammit.
00:03:19.480 It's a phase-wrapped Tesla.
00:03:20.860 Oh, my gosh.
00:03:22.340 What do I sign?
00:03:23.620 I'm ready.
00:03:24.500 Turn around whenever.
00:03:27.440 It's wrapped up.
00:03:28.880 This better not be what I think it is.
00:03:30.800 You got it.
00:03:31.320 Yeah!
00:03:33.020 Oh, my God!
00:03:35.300 Thank you.
00:03:38.220 I want it once so bad.
00:03:40.460 I'm not gonna lie.
00:03:41.360 Did you expect it?
00:03:42.240 I saw this shit.
00:03:44.620 No!
00:03:46.160 If you want, you can maybe get it.
00:03:47.580 Bro, Jideon, why are you recycling con?
00:03:49.160 I'm just kidding, bro.
00:03:50.220 You've got to wait to one of, like, your fans.
00:03:52.140 You guys are gonna get a PS5.
00:03:53.720 Hell yeah.
00:03:54.140 What is this?
00:03:54.400 Is it rugs video or no?
00:03:55.800 Hey, we should sign the box, too.
00:03:57.500 I'll give it that.
00:03:58.160 It's giving bozo.
00:03:59.460 Bro, all last night.
00:04:00.880 Stop.
00:04:01.240 Don't say it, bro.
00:04:01.560 Bro, what are we gonna do, bro?
00:04:03.200 Can you please just tell me?
00:04:04.200 And he's like, just phase-rug at this one time.
00:04:06.360 He's telling me, like, oh, yeah, like, I'm not gonna tell you what it is, but you might
00:04:09.400 get banned from the zoo.
00:04:10.620 All right, y'all, we're on the way to dicks.
00:04:11.780 Pause.
00:04:12.260 So we're gonna get some stuff that's gonna make this video even better.
00:04:14.800 But before we get there, rugs, I need you to put me on aux real quick.
00:04:17.500 Bro, please don't think this guy.
00:04:19.580 Of course not.
00:04:20.260 I can read you, bro.
00:04:21.300 Oh, my God.
00:04:22.120 Oh, I knew it.
00:04:23.340 Start at 21 off with a banger.
00:04:25.880 Phase-rug's mom should've used it.
00:04:27.680 You know what?
00:04:28.340 Yo!
00:04:29.340 Because phase-rug's mom is amazing.
00:04:31.280 Hey, wait, can I ask you a question?
00:04:32.560 You can.
00:04:33.220 Do you think me and Savage Sean actually have, like, similar content?
00:04:36.700 Real-real-real-shout town shit you need.
00:04:40.080 So you never fake the video?
00:04:41.560 No, like, I'm not gonna lie.
00:04:42.640 Like, in the past past...
00:04:44.020 So all the haunted houses actually had ghosts in them.
00:04:46.940 Legitimate.
00:04:47.500 Yeah, I'm gonna have to see the raw footage.
00:04:48.740 Yeah, I literally would.
00:04:49.880 It's actually legit.
00:04:50.820 I'm not gonna lie.
00:04:51.260 This chug rug is, like, low-key hidden.
00:04:53.020 No, it is, right?
00:04:53.960 Like, you're actually drinking me right now.
00:04:57.420 Have you ever got a rug burn?
00:04:59.960 No, rug burn.
00:05:01.080 Bro, you can make so many, like, sexual innuendos with your name.
00:05:04.400 With rug and tug.
00:05:06.520 Bro, I wish I could go get a rug and tug with you.
00:05:09.440 Imagine that.
00:05:10.180 Hey, 300,000 likes.
00:05:11.740 I mean, hey, if it gets 300,000 likes, you have to.
00:05:14.680 Okay.
00:05:15.240 Only for 300,000 likes, though.
00:05:16.800 You promise?
00:05:17.300 I promise.
00:05:17.880 No face rug.
00:05:18.380 No, we're not gonna face rug that.
00:05:20.080 My main goal today is to just not get canceled.
00:05:22.680 I don't do this type of content, but I'm down to give it a try.
00:05:25.160 Hey, you guys switched up on me.
00:05:26.540 When I posted him on my story...
00:05:28.080 They were talking shit about you.
00:05:29.300 Yeah, they were like, what the fuck?
00:05:31.020 I thought you were never face ruggers.
00:05:32.640 They were on my ass about you.
00:05:34.240 He doesn't really hate me.
00:05:35.340 I hope you can make that clear.
00:05:37.680 Oh, for real?
00:05:38.240 Yeah.
00:05:38.780 Bro, what are you doing on Pornhub, bro?
00:05:40.120 You crazy.
00:05:40.600 Hey, yo.
00:05:41.940 Is this where you get your croc cup?
00:05:43.320 Actually, I go to the croc store.
00:05:44.740 Which one do you need?
00:05:45.340 Should we match?
00:05:46.200 Or is that weird?
00:05:46.940 I don't know if we're on that level yet.
00:05:48.300 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:05:48.720 Not yet.
00:05:49.180 What's your color?
00:05:49.820 Like, what is your, like, theme?
00:05:51.100 I like red.
00:05:51.480 Bro, Jeon is so cute.
00:05:52.100 We're gonna get lime green for optic.
00:05:53.600 Okay.
00:05:54.760 I was saying red for Faze, but I guess optic is just a few.
00:05:57.300 Yeah, because optic's better, right?
00:05:58.760 Ah, I wouldn't say that, man.
00:06:00.120 I need that shirt.
00:06:01.320 Hey, shopjeon.com.
00:06:02.740 Faze rug it on three.
00:06:04.040 One, two, three.
00:06:05.120 Faze rug it.
00:06:05.740 Faze rug.
00:06:06.340 Oh my gosh, bro.
00:06:08.200 Wait, I think you might have done something.
00:06:09.860 I gotta buy these.
00:06:11.060 Am I wearing them for the video?
00:06:12.300 You have to.
00:06:13.160 It's gonna give you superpowers.
00:06:14.140 Okay.
00:06:14.600 What video are they doing?
00:06:16.500 We're about to hop on a bang bus.
00:06:18.360 You're doing what?
00:06:18.940 We're about to hop on the bang bus.
00:06:21.340 Take a little tour around town.
00:06:24.000 So I want to get these Crocs and I want to get two binoculars, please.
00:06:26.880 We're making a banger today.
00:06:28.040 Why don't you tell her what we're doing?
00:06:30.080 She's gonna watch the video.
00:06:31.220 Ah, okay.
00:06:32.000 I've tried so hard to get it out of you, bro.
00:06:34.100 Like, literally.
00:06:34.760 He's like, bro, just tell me so I can be prepared.
00:06:36.500 Like, I just want to be prepared.
00:06:38.280 I don't want you to be prepared.
00:06:39.620 How are you when the cops come around?
00:06:41.240 Stop, bro.
00:06:42.140 No, I'm being for real.
00:06:43.700 I mean, I've never had, like, that encounter.
00:06:46.220 Have we ever had cops?
00:06:47.640 Like, I don't do that kind of stuff.
00:06:50.020 See, I love when 12 come.
00:06:51.460 Because I like to fuck with them, too.
00:06:52.740 Are you gonna put the blame on you?
00:06:53.700 He really does, too.
00:06:54.540 Yeah.
00:06:54.900 Okay, okay.
00:06:55.360 You're the ringleader.
00:06:55.900 Bro, you have more subscribers than me.
00:06:57.200 You're making me do this, bro.
00:06:59.220 Like, I'm just a cloud chaser, bro.
00:07:00.620 Dude, I can already imagine all, like, the reaction channels reacting to this.
00:07:03.680 Just, like, pausing it, like.
00:07:04.880 Flight.
00:07:07.440 I can already see Aiden.
00:07:08.600 I feel bad for Rugg.
00:07:09.700 No, this is Aiden.
00:07:10.720 Chat!
00:07:11.380 Chat!
00:07:11.780 What does he mean by that, chat?
00:07:13.800 Exactly.
00:07:14.700 He doesn't even react to the video.
00:07:15.780 He just talks to chat the whole time.
00:07:17.440 Chat, chat, chat.
00:07:17.860 Let me know.
00:07:18.300 What the fuck?
00:07:18.760 I'm literally.
00:07:19.640 Aiden's just gonna pause it.
00:07:20.920 Jimmy else a minute.
00:07:21.560 Jimmy else a minute.
00:07:22.220 Jimmy else a minute.
00:07:23.140 You are a menace to society.
00:07:24.780 Bro, stop saying that.
00:07:25.580 I hate when people say that.
00:07:26.520 Bro, first of all, I'm not even.
00:07:27.700 Bro, I'm literally watching the video.
00:07:29.860 Like, what the fuck?
00:07:31.880 Oh, hell no.
00:07:33.920 Makes me feel bad.
00:07:34.900 So, recently.
00:07:36.260 Rugg.
00:07:37.140 Rugg, that's why I was about to beat your ass and you backed out of a boxing match.
00:07:40.520 I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
00:07:43.680 Oh, my God.
00:07:44.520 Let me chill out.
00:07:45.320 Salim the dream.
00:07:46.200 Salim the dreamed me and took one of my videos without giving me any credit.
00:07:49.940 But it's all good, though.
00:07:50.860 We don't go that route.
00:07:51.980 So, I'm gonna give no third credit.
00:07:54.020 They did this first.
00:07:54.780 We're gonna be fake zoo tourists.
00:07:58.440 And we're gonna tell people about the exhibit.
00:08:00.040 Now, what we're saying is all gonna be off the dome.
00:08:02.780 Because we don't script our stuff.
00:08:04.180 Okay.
00:08:04.700 So, what do you think about the idea?
00:08:06.060 I think it's a great idea.
00:08:07.320 We're gonna help people learn about animals, bro.
00:08:09.060 Bro, we're gonna kill it.
00:08:10.180 You're gonna kill it.
00:08:11.020 You ready?
00:08:11.340 Let's get it, bro.
00:08:11.620 I'm ready.
00:08:12.080 You ready?
00:08:12.480 Let's get it.
00:08:13.040 Give me your biggest fuck Tyrone.
00:08:14.920 Fuck Tyrone!
00:08:19.360 All right, listen, ruggs.
00:08:20.560 No fucking around, bro.
00:08:21.600 No face ruggin'.
00:08:22.280 They're gonna get pissed in there.
00:08:23.140 We're not hiding the cameras.
00:08:24.180 I literally want to get you banned from San Diego.
00:08:25.880 No, no, no.
00:08:26.900 I don't want to get me in trouble or arrested or anything, bro.
00:08:30.100 Please.
00:08:30.620 Hello.
00:08:32.060 One, two, three, four.
00:08:33.420 Yo, chat.
00:08:33.840 Is San Diego lit?
00:08:34.860 Yes or no.
00:08:35.300 Be honest right now.
00:08:45.320 Oh my fucking God, bro.
00:08:47.000 You got...
00:08:47.140 Can I get the Gucci double bag discount?
00:08:58.700 Actually, I got a veteran right here.
00:08:59.980 Yeah, he's a veteran.
00:09:00.700 Hi.
00:09:01.040 Bro, he performed in MLG 2014.
00:09:02.880 You don't remember?
00:09:03.560 MLG Anaheim.
00:09:04.620 He got the game-winning Quickscope.
00:09:06.040 Okay, so it's $200.
00:09:08.560 What about the Harambe discount?
00:09:10.920 What the fuck?
00:09:11.780 I'll just pay for it.
00:09:12.520 This is a veteran right here.
00:09:13.580 Are you active?
00:09:14.280 Yeah.
00:09:14.880 No, in Call of Duty.
00:09:16.340 Yeah, he served the tour in Noctown.
00:09:18.180 Really?
00:09:18.680 And what else?
00:09:19.160 What was the other?
00:09:20.240 Russ.
00:09:20.920 Russ.
00:09:21.160 Russ.
00:09:21.560 Okay, awesome.
00:09:22.680 Okay, what do you want your tour name to be?
00:09:24.440 Do you have any, like, suggestions?
00:09:25.920 Oh, no.
00:09:26.280 Can we do anything with Rug but incorporate it in, like...
00:09:29.260 Nah, because, you know, we don't want to give away your alias.
00:09:31.700 So I'm thinking, like, Ted Bundy.
00:09:33.060 I'm sure no one's going to, like...
00:09:34.460 Ted Bundy.
00:09:35.480 Yo!
00:09:35.920 Hey, hey!
00:09:37.300 Of course, yeah, let's get it.
00:09:38.340 All right, Rug's.
00:09:39.180 During the tour, they're going to have to wait till after the tour.
00:09:41.520 Ted Bundy.
00:09:42.100 Yeah, all right, when we start the tour, no pictures.
00:09:44.080 We're not YouTubers.
00:09:44.620 Do y'all know what Ted Bundy did?
00:09:45.740 We're not YouTubers anymore.
00:10:04.320 Okay.
00:10:04.860 We're Zoo Tours.
00:10:05.440 We've got to get into the character, right?
00:10:06.880 It's not character.
00:10:07.520 That's what we are.
00:10:08.320 Okay.
00:10:08.900 You're Jeffrey Dahmers?
00:10:09.960 Jeffrey Dahmers?
00:10:10.940 Okay.
00:10:11.400 What are you?
00:10:12.120 I'm DeMarcus Cousin.
00:10:12.940 Oh, you're just going to keep DeMarcus.
00:10:14.240 I mean, that's my name.
00:10:14.860 Why would I change my name?
00:10:21.840 Hey, what's up, everybody?
00:10:24.920 Hey, do you guys want to go on a tour real quick?
00:10:26.680 Yeah.
00:10:27.680 Follow us.
00:10:28.360 Follow us.
00:10:29.080 How's everybody's day going?
00:10:31.240 Okay.
00:10:31.640 My name is James Charles.
00:10:32.900 This is Jeffrey Dahmer.
00:10:33.500 What the fuck?
00:10:35.660 We're going to be in orderly fashion line, okay?
00:10:38.360 This is the zoo.
00:10:39.700 This is in that Asher World concert, okay?
00:10:41.460 No, that is actually crazy, bro.
00:10:45.060 Yo, no, that's actually insane he said that.
00:10:49.600 That's insane.
00:10:52.220 Yo, no, no, that's actually insane, bro.
00:10:54.520 Like, holy fuck.
00:10:56.120 Bro, his balls are literally huge, bro.
00:10:59.460 Chat, I have a good idea for Jideon.
00:11:01.680 Actually, I'm going to call him up right now.
00:11:06.040 I have a good video idea for him.
00:11:21.580 What's up?
00:11:22.340 Hey, handsome.
00:11:22.900 I'm live still.
00:11:23.820 Why did you end?
00:11:24.380 What did I, oh, I was supposed to train today.
00:11:28.720 Oh, you weren't supposed to?
00:11:30.180 Nah, nah, you made me.
00:11:31.860 Sorry.
00:11:33.100 It's all good, it's all good.
00:11:35.720 What are you doing?
00:11:37.920 No, I'm watching your E-date, actually.
00:11:39.980 You what?
00:11:41.020 I'm watching your E-date.
00:11:43.160 Oh.
00:11:44.840 I was re-watching it.
00:11:47.240 What happened?
00:11:48.000 Why did you not make it?
00:11:50.480 Why did I not make what?
00:11:51.500 Oh, like, to the final?
00:11:53.240 Yeah.
00:11:53.320 Because Kai's paid to win, and I know that you guys...
00:11:56.520 Bro, why do you think I paid Kai to win?
00:11:58.800 What the fuck?
00:11:59.620 He didn't even win, you idiots.
00:12:02.560 Nah, it's not good.
00:12:03.520 But what's up?
00:12:03.940 What you up to?
00:12:04.560 I'm just watching your video.
00:12:05.660 I have an idea of what you should do for one of your videos.
00:12:08.900 Really?
00:12:09.500 What's up?
00:12:10.980 So what I was thinking you should do is, um, like,
00:12:15.440 I don't want it to come off weird, though.
00:12:21.300 Hold on.
00:12:22.180 Hold on.
00:12:22.620 Someone's knocking at the door.
00:12:24.100 What the fuck is that?
00:12:25.700 All right.
00:12:25.960 So, Judy, I'm basically...
00:12:27.020 I was thinking, right?
00:12:27.900 Some ideas of shit you should do.
00:12:30.040 I mean, you already...
00:12:30.840 You don't even need it.
00:12:31.740 I was just thinking that this would be funny.
00:12:35.520 What if you do a substitute teacher?
00:12:37.180 Like, you try to become a substitute teacher at a school.
00:12:39.660 And, uh...
00:12:40.960 Like, what do you think?
00:12:42.680 Or, like, career day.
00:12:43.620 Something like that.
00:12:44.240 Here, don't show a chat about this, but...
00:12:48.640 This is the idea board, and I'm gonna put that right there.
00:12:52.460 Okay.
00:12:53.060 Wait, can I see your idea?
00:12:54.040 I won't leak it.
00:12:54.740 Just let me see.
00:12:55.400 Can I see it?
00:12:56.420 Ah, it's top secret shit, huh?
00:13:04.880 Can't even risk the leak.
00:13:06.380 I feel you, bro.
00:13:07.240 Shit.
00:13:09.500 But, yeah.
00:13:09.860 But, now you know what's one of them that's up there.
00:13:13.360 Oh, my God.
00:13:14.200 I'm gonna put A-A-Rong.
00:13:15.800 You get it?
00:13:16.920 Why?
00:13:18.380 Remember that Key and Peele sketch?
00:13:20.380 That's good.
00:13:21.280 It's like, uh, the, um, the substitute that says your name wrong?
00:13:25.040 And he's like, A-A-Rong.
00:13:26.640 Oh.
00:13:29.220 You'd have to be disguised up a little bit,
00:13:30.840 because you are very noticeable.
00:13:31.880 You know what I mean?
00:13:33.140 Oh, nah, man.
00:13:34.060 You, you're the superstar, bro.
00:13:36.840 No, you literally are the superstar now.
00:13:39.420 No.
00:13:39.980 It's you, bro.
00:13:40.560 As of right now, you have it.
00:13:43.660 You're doted, Aiden.
00:13:44.880 I don't want it.
00:13:45.660 I don't want it.
00:13:46.080 You have it.
00:13:46.360 You already have it, sir.
00:13:47.620 Hey, but, no, but, for real, though, do you,
00:13:48.980 is that a good idea that I just came up with or no?
00:13:50.640 Honestly.
00:13:51.360 No, no, hey.
00:13:52.120 It's not bad, right?
00:13:53.100 I mean, is it?
00:13:54.360 No, it's just really good.
00:13:55.960 I'm not the last thing to be hard to do,
00:13:57.540 like, because, you know, I gotta do it legit,
00:14:00.020 but, like, it's gonna be pretty hard to pull off, but.
00:14:02.240 Yeah, I know you don't fake your shit.
00:14:03.360 I know, I know.
00:14:06.100 Okay.
00:14:07.520 We're gonna have to do a college, though, because.
00:14:09.680 College.
00:14:10.280 Yeah, you're gonna have to, yeah, that makes more sense.
00:14:11.940 Because I feel like high school would be fucked.
00:14:18.780 You said what?
00:14:27.880 He actually commented on one of my TikToks.
00:14:32.460 A year ago.
00:14:33.260 Bro, I've been trying to fucking do a collab with him forever,
00:14:37.280 but he won't answer my DMs.
00:14:38.780 Isn't he a pedo?
00:14:40.740 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:14:42.000 Hey, he's not so proven guilty.
00:14:44.280 Oh, hell no.
00:14:45.560 Jen, what the fuck?
00:14:48.040 I want to do a video with him.
00:14:50.360 I need the James Charles collab.
00:14:52.320 Oh, hell no.
00:14:54.140 Wait, are you for real?
00:14:55.680 No, yeah.
00:14:56.200 I feel like that would be, like, the funniest boat.
00:14:57.920 Like, he's deadass one of my favorite YouTubers.
00:15:00.060 I deadass just watched, like, his intros and say,
00:15:02.840 hi, stickers, and I click off.
00:15:04.520 Like, that's the funniest shit in the world to me.
00:15:07.600 All right, bro, you know what?
00:15:08.840 You know who you need to collab with, too?
00:15:10.960 Who?
00:15:13.120 Would you ever collab with Danny Duncan or not?
00:15:15.720 Danny Duncan?
00:15:16.260 He, um, he, uh, we've DMs, we've DMs.
00:15:21.260 Okay.
00:15:23.140 We'll see what happens.
00:15:24.340 But, hey, wait, what are you eating right now?
00:15:27.100 Cowzone.
00:15:28.580 Cowzone.
00:15:29.320 What do you think about the video so far?
00:15:31.320 It's good.
00:15:32.740 But you say some crazy shit.
00:15:33.920 You talk about this is not Asked World Fest.
00:15:35.720 You're crazy, bro.
00:15:37.540 Bro, okay, can I ask you a new channel question?
00:15:39.600 Anything you want.
00:15:41.200 I went to Asked World.
00:15:42.540 I was there.
00:15:43.880 No way.
00:15:45.220 I was there.
00:15:45.860 I was there.
00:15:46.640 Like, if they follow me on Instagram, they'll know.
00:15:48.480 I was there.
00:15:49.440 And I actually made a video there.
00:15:52.540 And I left before Travis performed.
00:15:56.460 Because.
00:15:57.040 Why?
00:15:57.520 I was tired.
00:15:58.660 I was tired.
00:15:59.240 Like, because I got there at one.
00:16:00.300 And it was, like, all day.
00:16:01.580 But I'm trying to figure out.
00:16:03.920 Shit, I'll post that footage.
00:16:07.380 Duh.
00:16:08.100 The footage I have is, like, before all the bad stuff happened.
00:16:11.540 Yeah, duh, post it.
00:16:14.340 But this was going to be the best.
00:16:15.820 It's hiding.
00:16:20.360 Surviving Astral World.
00:16:23.080 No way.
00:16:25.320 You're a sick fuck.
00:16:27.360 Bro.
00:16:27.880 Okay.
00:16:28.800 I know that's a fucking title.
00:16:30.720 But to be honest, everybody in the chat would fucking click on that shit.
00:16:33.900 Oh, God, they would.
00:16:34.620 I mean, bro.
00:16:35.080 Come on, bro.
00:16:35.640 I was actually supposed to play in the, uh, in the softball game.
00:16:49.700 What'd you say?
00:16:51.300 I said you could come to next year's Astral World.
00:16:53.640 Yeah, you're right.
00:16:54.160 Are you going to go?
00:16:55.900 Bro, you know there's not going to be no fucking more Astral Worlds.
00:16:59.040 You want to think so?
00:17:00.480 Hell, no.
00:17:01.380 There's no.
00:17:01.940 Bro, if he even thought about, even if he says the word fucking Astral, he's going to get fucking killed.
00:17:08.160 Let alone having another concert.
00:17:10.700 I think, yeah.
00:17:11.980 I mean, I don't know.
00:17:12.880 It's a controversial topic.
00:17:14.880 It really is.
00:17:15.720 But I don't know.
00:17:16.640 I'm going to think about it.
00:17:17.320 But you're insane, bro.
00:17:47.320 I just heard about what happened in the morning.
00:17:52.340 I was just like, damn, I don't think it's the right thing to post me having a fun time when, you know, people's family members, you know, passed away and stuff like that.
00:18:01.100 So, that's why it's been sitting in the boat.
00:18:04.320 And I think it might still sit in the boat, but like, you know.
00:18:06.740 No, not want to see it, bro.
00:18:08.220 That's so funny.
00:18:09.140 I want to see it now.
00:18:10.880 I want to see it.
00:18:11.680 I might see you the raw footage, but you can't shut up.
00:18:14.480 Oh, God, I won't.
00:18:16.220 All right, we'll see what happens.
00:18:17.320 So, let's see.
00:18:17.700 Babe, enjoy your food.
00:18:19.600 You have a great stream.
00:18:21.440 Have a great day.
00:18:22.340 Hey, what do you think about DeMarcus Cousins getting cut from the box?
00:18:25.500 Fuck.
00:18:25.740 Bro, Chad, he needs to drop that video.
00:18:29.840 What the fuck?
00:18:30.720 I need to see that.
00:18:33.760 But, Chad, you guys know how, like, we're not a weird community, but, like, Chad, you know, like, the Twitter community can be weird sometimes?
00:18:39.380 The Reddit community?
00:18:40.060 You guys think you're going to try to cancel him?
00:18:43.080 I thought they're low-key wood, bro.
00:18:44.540 That's how they are, though, Chad.
00:18:46.840 You know what I'm saying?
00:18:47.440 So, this is going to be peaceful, and we're going to have a great time.
00:18:52.180 All right, y'all, this is the turtle exhibit right over here.
00:18:54.280 Okay, his name is Franklin.
00:18:55.620 Fun fact, turtles can live up to 69 years.
00:18:58.540 A lot of people don't know that.
00:18:59.680 What am I saying?
00:19:00.300 Gideon cannot get canceled, bro.
00:19:01.600 I mean, no, bro.
00:19:02.300 Actually, I didn't, bro.
00:19:03.700 Gideon literally cannot get canceled.
00:19:04.960 We all love Gideon, bro.
00:19:05.840 I have not met a Gideon hater yet.
00:19:08.800 Swear to God I haven't.
00:19:09.680 Swear to God.
00:19:13.560 This is a cactus right here.
00:19:15.040 A lot of you guys don't know about cactuses, but if you guys get chapped in the desert, you can drink from this.
00:19:19.140 They have water in them.
00:19:20.260 Camels actually drink out of cactuses.
00:19:22.680 Jeffy Dahmers, do you have anything to say to the people?
00:19:24.340 I don't know how you do it, like, so easily.
00:19:26.520 All right, y'all, these are crocodiles.
00:19:27.880 That's why you have the crocs on.
00:19:29.160 If you guys are not running crocs, please step back.
00:19:32.000 If you guys have ops, you take them over to the crocodile exhibit.
00:19:34.860 Now, if you guys can back up real quick, I don't want any of you guys to get eaten.
00:19:37.360 Follow me, y'all.
00:19:38.040 Follow me.
00:19:38.900 All right, these are some plants over here, y'all, but you guys can't worry about this stuff until you're 18.
00:19:44.800 All right, guys, we're about to go see another exhibit.
00:19:46.660 You guys watch YouTube?
00:19:48.380 So we actually have a YouTuber among us right now.
00:19:50.980 He's actually an exhibit right there.
00:19:52.620 That's Pretty Boy Fredo.
00:19:54.260 Right here, guys.
00:19:55.220 If you guys want to take a picture, you guys can take a picture of him real quick.
00:19:57.560 Pretty Boy Fredo.
00:19:58.220 That's Pretty Boy Fredo right there.
00:19:59.700 My bad.
00:20:01.540 All right, we're going to keep on moving.
00:20:02.460 We're going to keep on moving.
00:20:03.100 We're going to keep on moving.
00:20:04.860 I'm not looking good at this.
00:20:06.360 I literally can't think of anything to say.
00:20:08.320 Wait, are you guys like on a field trip or something?
00:20:10.200 Yeah.
00:20:11.020 All right, y'all.
00:20:11.860 This is where we disembark.
00:20:13.080 You guys have a great time and everything.
00:20:15.040 Hey, guys, so this is how you know I don't do these types of videos.
00:20:17.940 I said a total of zero.
00:20:19.860 Well, it's all good, bro.
00:20:20.940 You'll have another chance to redeem yourself.
00:20:22.260 Hey, can you guys please get down from there?
00:20:24.580 This is a Harambe statue.
00:20:26.180 It's just like this means a lot to me.
00:20:27.360 You're wearing Crocs, dude.
00:20:28.180 Do you even work here?
00:20:29.020 Yeah, they're for the crocodiles.
00:20:32.740 Harambe didn't do anything wrong.
00:20:34.660 No, I agree with you.
00:20:35.660 So just like throw up like a...
00:20:36.520 Tell me your dad.
00:20:37.200 ...fist real quick for the one time.
00:20:39.760 Oh, never mind, dad.
00:20:41.000 What the fuck?
00:20:41.820 Be safe, be safe.
00:20:43.320 Your son, I'm not going to lie.
00:20:44.360 He'd be doing the dirty.
00:20:45.100 He'd be on Pornhub.
00:20:46.200 There's a lot of local...
00:20:46.960 He just turned 15, so you have the raw person.
00:20:50.620 You know he does it, bro.
00:20:51.420 Not my son.
00:20:52.320 Okay, pull up your search history right now.
00:20:53.680 Okay.
00:20:54.900 We're going to catch him lacking, mama.
00:20:55.980 And go to the one in settings.
00:20:57.880 Okay, how do you do that?
00:20:59.140 Yeah.
00:20:59.780 Yeah, you know how to do it.
00:21:00.560 No, I don't.
00:21:01.300 Let me see your phone.
00:21:02.260 He is a good kid.
00:21:03.440 I got you.
00:21:03.960 Oh, he closed it.
00:21:04.880 No, I'm seeing you.
00:21:05.680 I told you.
00:21:06.260 Mama, you cannot have him around here.
00:21:07.840 The Cougars will attack.
00:21:08.820 They love young boys.
00:21:09.780 Yeah, this is our Cougar expert right here.
00:21:11.140 Jeffrey Dahmers.
00:21:12.740 Yo.
00:21:13.660 They can rip through the net.
00:21:14.720 We all saw what happened to P.J. Washington.
00:21:16.140 We don't want that to happen to your son
00:21:17.280 when he goes league-bound.
00:21:18.260 Okay, we're going to go look at something else.
00:21:21.100 Jinyan, how do you...
00:21:22.020 Jinyan, how do you think of that?
00:21:24.660 Like, what the fuck, bro?
00:21:26.340 You guys have a great night.
00:21:27.200 Holy shit, bro.
00:21:28.860 Black excellence.
00:21:29.560 How you guys doing?
00:21:31.220 Great, great, great.
00:21:32.220 What's up?
00:21:33.480 No, this is Jeffrey Dahmers.
00:21:34.740 What's up, Jinyan?
00:21:35.740 No, I'm James Charles.
00:21:38.180 Are y'all like YouTube?
00:21:39.680 Now we're tour guides.
00:21:41.560 You like Spider-Man, Brody?
00:21:42.620 I don't know who y'all are, so...
00:21:43.820 You want to go to the spider exhibit?
00:21:44.720 We got some radioactive spiders over there.
00:21:47.600 You can be the next Miles Morales.
00:21:50.380 Just wing about the spiders, bro.
00:21:51.320 I got you.
00:21:52.680 All right, guys.
00:21:53.360 We'll see you.
00:21:54.000 I think you...
00:21:56.720 You need to take charge.
00:22:01.540 I want you to go up to somebody
00:22:02.780 and say something like whatever.
00:22:05.280 Just say something off the dome.
00:22:06.720 Dude, you know, like me just doing this
00:22:08.580 was like the most nerve-wracking thing I've ever done.
00:22:10.540 But you're killing it.
00:22:11.240 So you think...
00:22:11.680 No, I'm not.
00:22:12.140 I haven't said one word.
00:22:13.520 Hey, ladies.
00:22:14.460 How you doing?
00:22:15.400 Hi, thanks. How are you?
00:22:16.240 This is my tour guide, Jeffrey Dahmers.
00:22:17.940 How are you guys?
00:22:18.860 You guys have any questions about the elephants?
00:22:20.320 How long have you had this elephant exhibit area?
00:22:22.800 69 years.
00:22:24.060 You know, it's very rare,
00:22:25.040 but you can rarely ever see an elephant's anus home.
00:22:28.660 What the fuck?
00:22:30.020 I'm being so far in Africa.
00:22:31.220 They're a delicacy.
00:22:31.860 Are we over here for a quick conversation?
00:22:33.640 Oh, yeah.
00:22:34.340 What's up?
00:22:34.940 So basically, if you're filming on ground,
00:22:36.940 do you have to clear anything like that
00:22:38.280 through our PR department?
00:22:39.400 Oh, I skipped the terms of agreement.
00:22:40.820 You guys are dressed as new employees,
00:22:42.220 so you guys are representing yourself as new employees.
00:22:44.280 Oh, no, we're not doing employees.
00:22:45.240 This is just the drip that we want to wear.
00:22:46.560 Yeah, our guests don't know that.
00:22:48.500 I'm getting easier to turn that off.
00:22:50.420 But we're leaving, though.
00:22:51.460 Do you guys want to do like a deep collab, maybe?
00:22:52.900 Like, I'll be down.
00:22:55.740 My rap name is Pitbull.
00:22:56.900 Hey, thank you guys for the great time, though.
00:22:58.120 I'll be sure to leave a positive review on Yelp.
00:22:59.680 Like, if you guys see a five-star with a ROAR, that's from me.
00:23:04.040 I mean, my gang, GDK, was about to pull up,
00:23:06.340 but like, I'll just tell them to meet us at the crib.
00:23:09.120 The trap house, you know.
00:23:10.840 FaZe Rugged.
00:23:11.700 Come on, man.
00:23:12.300 We didn't FaZe Rugged.
00:23:13.420 We didn't.
00:23:14.240 That was crazy, buddy.
00:23:15.900 Would you ever do that again?
00:23:18.180 No.
00:23:18.620 It was, it was like, honestly, interesting watching you do it.
00:23:21.460 Yo, chat, I'm not gonna lie.
00:23:22.520 I think 7up is the best sort of all time.
00:23:24.980 I'm not even joking.
00:23:25.660 I think 7up is a mid.
00:23:26.960 7up is, have you guys ever had 7up?
00:23:30.680 Have you ever had it?
00:23:32.640 It's so good.
00:23:34.260 I'm just saying, like, not everyone can do this.
00:23:36.460 I was, like, actually shitting myself.
00:23:37.600 I thought we were gonna get arrested.
00:23:39.640 All right, Ruggs, bro.
00:23:41.020 I really appreciate this, man.
00:23:42.340 Dude, of course.
00:23:43.120 You went into my world.
00:23:44.280 You didn't FaZe Rugged.
00:23:45.260 I did, I did.
00:23:46.560 I got a big, big surprise for you.
00:23:48.780 So you stay right here.
00:23:49.880 All right, all right.
00:23:50.580 We're gonna be right back.
00:23:52.160 Don't, don't FaZe Rugged me.
00:23:53.060 Don't open them.
00:23:53.560 I won't, bro.
00:23:53.940 I won't.
00:23:54.220 I won't.
00:23:54.540 Hey, hey, hey, don't FaZe Rugged me.
00:23:59.640 Don't FaZe Rugged me.
00:24:00.120 I saw you.
00:24:01.320 All right, you can take it off.
00:24:03.660 So I know you have Gucci, you have Prada, but, you know, I have to get you dripped up.
00:24:08.180 You know, you know what I'm saying?
00:24:10.620 You know what I'm saying?
00:24:11.840 The right type of merch.
00:24:13.580 I'm dick.
00:24:14.380 Bro, I love you, bro.
00:24:15.320 Are you serious?
00:24:16.200 You like your gear?
00:24:17.000 Thank you so much.
00:24:17.980 Fuck yeah.
00:24:18.620 I appreciate it.
00:24:19.220 It's better than the PS5, bro.
00:24:20.300 100%, bro.
00:24:21.340 Oh, there's one more thing.
00:24:22.460 Yeah.
00:24:22.820 Look behind you.
00:24:26.900 You got me a rug, bro.
00:24:29.060 What?
00:24:30.320 A rug, FaZe Rugged?
00:24:32.060 Bro, I appreciate you, for real.
00:24:33.380 I appreciate you, big bro.
00:24:34.560 No, of course.
00:24:35.260 Thank you.
00:24:35.640 Thank you.
00:24:36.300 Hershey's getting me a PS5 for my birthday.
00:24:38.460 So since I already got one, we're gonna give you guys one real quick.
00:24:41.920 Oh, yeah.
00:24:42.340 All right, let's do it, bro.
00:24:43.340 Man, you go first, bro.
00:24:44.160 All right, all right, all right.
00:24:48.460 Boom.
00:24:48.820 Yay, let's go.
00:24:50.000 All right, boys.
00:24:50.860 You guys buy merch within the next 69 hours.
00:24:54.480 I'm gonna randomly select somebody, and whoever gets it, and whoever I pick, we're gonna fly
00:24:58.500 out to you.
00:24:59.320 We're gonna drop it off, and I really appreciate you for this, bro.
00:25:02.120 Of course, guys.
00:25:02.960 ShopGideon.com.
00:25:04.120 Come on.
00:25:04.620 Oh!
00:25:07.160 That boy, no.
00:25:07.920 That boy, no.
00:25:08.440 I want to see if I qualify.
00:25:12.340 I got pizza sauce on my phone.
00:25:23.840 God, I got pizza sauce on my crotch.
00:25:25.460 Pfft.
00:25:30.920 Hey.
00:25:31.340 PSA.
00:25:32.340 Hey, I saw that someone buys your merch in the next 69 hours that you're giving away
00:25:36.400 a PS5, and you're gonna hand deliver it to them.
00:25:38.500 Do I qualify for that?
00:25:40.840 Nigga, the fuck?
00:25:41.660 You're a multi-millionaire.
00:25:42.660 I didn't ask.
00:25:44.620 I asked you if.
00:25:46.560 Do I qualify?
00:25:48.460 Bro, Aiden.
00:25:49.360 Literally, if you win the PS5, I'm literally not gonna even deliver your merch for you.
00:25:56.500 That's insane.
00:25:57.340 So you're gonna scam.
00:25:58.880 Yeah, just you, though.
00:26:02.040 I'm an Aiden Ross, Aiden Ross.
00:26:03.560 Now you're weird!
00:26:04.640 What the fuck?
00:26:05.740 Wait, so I have no chance of doing this shit?
00:26:10.520 I mean, shit.
00:26:11.340 What about some merch?
00:26:12.280 You know, my brother's going to buy some merch, man.
00:26:14.700 I want the professional raw dogger.
00:26:19.180 Do you do raw dog, Aiden?
00:26:21.240 Of course.
00:26:22.700 Sure.
00:26:23.220 You gotta pull out, though.
00:26:24.180 You have to.
00:26:25.540 Do you raw dog every girl?
00:26:27.900 Every girl, bro.
00:26:29.080 Damn.
00:26:29.420 I mean, you don't see no little Jaquarius's or Demetrius's running around, do you?
00:26:37.260 No, and you don't see any Isaacs or Noah's running around, do you?
00:26:40.360 I do not.
00:26:41.640 But, I mean, you're kind of sus, though, so I thought you'd like swung the other way.
00:26:46.200 Well, if I was to be gay, I think I would take it instead of...
00:26:50.200 No, I think I would receive it instead of take it.
00:26:52.200 Wait.
00:26:52.620 I think I would receive it instead of give it.
00:26:54.900 Really?
00:26:55.640 I feel like if you were gay, you would receive it as well.
00:26:57.420 You'd give me that little sus persona as well.
00:27:00.400 Hey, shit.
00:27:02.660 Hey, you got only one way to find out, Aiden.
00:27:04.760 And how's that?
00:27:06.500 I don't know.
00:27:07.040 Maybe after I beat you for that 25K, I might.
00:27:09.520 Bro, you're gonna fucking lose.
00:27:10.520 You're not good, bro.
00:27:12.020 Bro, Aiden, you're the one ducking.
00:27:13.880 Sam said where you were setting it up.
00:27:15.620 You ducked it.
00:27:18.940 All you have to do is just give Sam a date.
00:27:23.220 Fine.
00:27:24.380 But you're obviously bigger than me, so can we have some type of handicap rule?
00:27:28.140 Some handicap rule.
00:27:29.420 What the fuck?
00:27:31.460 Why?
00:27:32.460 You're big, bro.
00:27:33.320 You played football in high school and shit.
00:27:35.340 Okay, and?
00:27:36.780 Give me one handicap rule and we can play it.
00:27:39.640 What handicap rule do you want?
00:27:42.020 You can't score in the paint.
00:27:44.220 The fuck?
00:27:46.080 It's only fair.
00:27:47.560 It's fair.
00:27:48.480 So what, you want me to just fucking shoot the whole day?
00:27:52.400 Yes.
00:27:54.140 Okay.
00:27:54.840 Is that fair?
00:27:56.200 Okay, then you can't shoot.
00:27:57.400 All you have to do is drive.
00:27:58.680 I'll do that.
00:28:00.000 No, bro, that's not fair.
00:28:01.460 How?
00:28:02.160 You're not staring at me.
00:28:03.460 Bro, why are you staring at me?
00:28:04.660 Fine, fine.
00:28:05.280 You get three dribbles.
00:28:06.320 Oh, God, that's fair.
00:28:07.240 You know that's fair.
00:28:07.840 I saw you get anything.
00:28:10.140 You can just fucking...
00:28:11.660 Bro.
00:28:14.080 Bro, fucking bro.
00:28:18.880 DeMarcus Cousins.
00:28:20.420 L. White, man.
00:28:21.220 Whoever the fuck just said that, I'm timing you out.
00:28:23.700 Johnny R12.
00:28:24.780 On God, you're probably white too, Johnny.
00:28:26.660 Little Johnny.
00:28:27.380 Shut up, bitch.
00:28:27.960 You're probably white too, Johnny.