Adin Live - March 26, 2022


JiDion went Bowling with a Coconut!

Topics
finger condoms bowling balls finger condoms
Hosted by
Aidin Ross
Mentioned
Power Ranger Kyle Rittenhouse Jideon Genial Split Darts Bolo
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Episode Stats


Length

14 minutes

Words per minute

202.53

Word count

3,036

Sentence count

290

Harmful content

Misogyny

31

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Toxicity

161

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Hate speech

8

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Summary

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In this episode, the boys talk about bowling with coconuts and how they are the best in the world. Also, we have a special guest on the show who is a member of the PBA Hall of Fame.

Transcript

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00:00:00.560 I'm in the zoo with the lions and apes and bears, you probably won't make it there.
00:00:03.860 One of the eyes that they say they won't smoke with me, you don't want to take it there.
00:00:06.840 I'm slash him.
00:00:07.380 You are not him, you are not him.
00:00:09.340 Alright boys man, so if you guys remember over a year ago we went bowling with a watermelon and everything.
00:00:14.500 Oh no, it's just cosmetics.
00:00:17.300 And to me that was the funniest thing in the world. 0.97
00:00:19.500 It's low-key like an asshole-ish thing to do, but it's just so funny to me. 0.95
00:00:22.740 But I always wanted to do a part two to it where I went bowling with coconuts. 0.93
00:00:25.920 So basically there's like this big bowling tournament going on like in the hood.
00:00:29.500 And like they're having like this big pot and everything and you have to actually pay to enter.
00:00:33.740 And I feel like a couple of them are on PEDs and stuff like that.
00:00:36.040 So I feel like I'm justified in using coconuts to my advantage because since they're cheating, I might as well cheat too.
00:00:41.760 You know, make the plane feel even.
00:00:43.000 So what we're about to do is we're probably going to drill some holes into the coconuts.
00:00:46.080 So let's bust some nuts real quick.
00:00:52.740 I like a ball ball. 1.00
00:00:53.780 Bro, real shit though? 0.99
00:01:02.060 How you doing? 1.00
00:01:02.760 Coconuts are actually really fucking good, bro. 0.97
00:01:04.440 Coconuts, top five fruits. 0.96
00:01:07.200 Can I get a lane?
00:01:09.460 How's the competition here?
00:01:11.960 I'm not going to lie.
00:01:12.600 I average a 280, so I have to be around the best of the best.
00:01:15.440 Like it brings it out of me.
00:01:17.580 Oh my gosh, I'm in the midst of a legend.
00:01:19.320 It's so nice to meet you.
00:01:20.200 What do you guys mean fruit question? 0.99
00:01:21.700 What the fuck is it, bro? 0.99
00:01:23.160 What is it then? 1.00
00:01:23.660 If it's not a fruit, what is it?
00:01:24.360 A vegetable? 1.00
00:01:24.780 Shut up, bitch. 1.00
00:01:25.720 Can you do me a favor? 1.00
00:01:27.360 Could you help me put on my PBA finger condoms? 0.55
00:01:30.740 Huh? 0.99
00:01:33.520 I know, but I need a pro's touch.
00:01:34.840 You're a Hall of Famer.
00:01:35.660 I'm not going to lie.
00:01:36.240 My finger herpes has been flaring up lately.
00:01:38.140 Yo.
00:01:39.340 I don't want to contaminate the bowling balls.
00:01:40.620 Yo.
00:01:40.900 I know you have the headphones in and everything, but man, you got to get out the zone real quick 0.98
00:01:43.680 and get some finger condoms. 0.99
00:01:45.440 Finger condoms. 0.98
00:01:46.200 Want me to put them off for you? 0.99
00:01:47.000 Here, I got you.
00:01:47.740 All right, here.
00:01:48.060 Is that Gideon's...
00:01:49.380 See, I don't want...
00:01:50.960 See, bro?
00:01:51.320 Here's my thing, right?
00:01:53.740 I'm going to just not say it, bro.
00:01:54.900 I was going to ask if that's Gideon's like...
00:01:58.380 Oh, here we go.
00:02:00.100 Look at this chat, bro.
00:02:01.060 I mean, I just can't ask a question, bro.
00:02:02.880 Like, this... 0.99
00:02:03.500 This is fucking insane, bro. 1.00
00:02:04.920 I can't ask a fucking question, bro. 1.00
00:02:08.940 Bro, he... 1.00
00:02:10.380 Okay, bro. 1.00
00:02:15.440 That's fucking crazy, bro. 0.99
00:02:16.800 I've heard of the BBC, but I've never heard of the BBF. 1.00
00:02:19.380 I'm not packing like that, bro.
00:02:22.880 I know the myth about us black people, but, like, I'm not part of it.
00:02:25.200 Okay, cut that off for me real quick.
00:02:26.540 Let me see how you go.
00:02:27.440 Get the girth.
00:02:27.900 Get the girth.
00:02:28.120 No, I don't know, chat.
00:02:28.840 Chill. 0.99
00:02:31.180 That's what I'm fucking talking about. 0.99
00:02:32.800 Hey, bro, let me know, man. 0.99
00:02:33.580 If you ever need some more, I got you. 0.99
00:02:35.660 Damn, you broke through it? 0.99
00:02:36.720 I'll hit you up with a plan B soon. 0.99
00:02:38.080 Hey, did you or did you not throw that water belt in the top of it?
00:02:43.460 Hey! 1.00
00:02:43.740 I want to do some dumb shit like that. 1.00
00:02:45.040 Actually, I just got a new bowling ball. 0.99
00:02:46.080 You want to see it?
00:02:46.560 It's more aerodynamic.
00:02:48.080 You can hit more pins.
00:02:48.960 Watch this. 1.00
00:02:53.380 What the fuck? 0.99
00:02:53.760 I can still get a 280 even if I get a spare on the first one. 1.00
00:02:56.000 Keep blowing it for me.
00:03:01.900 It didn't even count it, bro. 1.00
00:03:02.820 What the fuck for you? 1.00
00:03:03.440 Oh, we're laying 29. 1.00
00:03:05.220 I don't know if you guys have, like, PBA regulated balls, 0.97
00:03:08.320 but, like, my balls didn't come back.
00:03:09.720 Why are you bowling on their plan?
00:03:11.240 It was a little mishap, but, like, the balls still didn't come back, though.
00:03:14.920 I'm sorry. 0.87
00:03:15.740 I'm a little rusty.
00:03:16.660 I'm trying to get back into the group of things.
00:03:17.860 Unfortunately, sir, this is not very good.
00:03:19.560 Put my bowling balls in a break.
00:03:20.900 It costs a lot of money.
00:03:21.900 Thank you, dude.
00:03:22.480 Did you call it back here?
00:03:23.540 Nah.
00:03:24.080 They're like, they look like coconuts.
00:03:26.420 They look like coconuts.
00:03:27.020 Okay, bro. 1.00
00:03:27.440 Why are you guys still spamming that fucking, uh, that, uh, emote? 0.99
00:03:31.560 Nothing wrong with spamming it, by the way, 0.99
00:03:32.880 but just, like, what the fuck is the point of spamming it? 0.95
00:03:46.800 It's not a coconut. 0.97
00:03:47.560 Oh, okay.
00:03:48.320 But it looks like a coconut.
00:03:49.340 Oh, the coconut's right. 1.00
00:03:52.180 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:03:52.920 That's my bowling ball. 1.00
00:03:55.820 It's a cosmetic. 1.00
00:03:56.680 That's bullshit. 1.00
00:03:57.480 It's a cosmetic. 1.00
00:03:58.160 It happens.
00:03:59.380 That ain't a bowling ball.
00:04:00.640 Y'all need to leave.
00:04:01.680 Sir, sir, sir, sir, sir.
00:04:02.860 Sir, sir, sir.
00:04:03.340 Sir, sir, sir.
00:04:03.760 Sir, sir, sir.
00:04:04.320 You're scaring me.
00:04:04.900 You're scaring me.
00:04:05.420 Please, please don't hit me.
00:04:06.160 Please, please don't hit her.
00:04:07.420 Please don't hit him.
00:04:07.920 I'm not hitting him, sir.
00:04:08.920 I don't have a coconut, but you're going cocoa right now.
00:04:10.720 You're going cocoa right now.
00:04:11.740 Please don't.
00:04:13.380 Your veneers are nice, man.
00:04:14.220 I don't want any problem.
00:04:15.020 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:04:15.460 Don't push her back.
00:04:15.920 If I bowl a strike, can I come back in?
00:04:17.640 No.
00:04:18.100 Out the door.
00:04:19.020 Yes, sir.
00:04:19.480 I had another one.
00:04:20.580 Then you lost the other one.
00:04:21.820 Oh, that's my property.
00:04:23.180 Can I get my other coconut, please?
00:04:24.840 It's PBA approved.
00:04:26.580 I am a PBA member.
00:04:28.020 I am too. 1.00
00:04:28.700 That's bullshit. 1.00
00:04:29.520 Out the door. 1.00
00:04:30.480 Then you should know that this is PBA approved.
00:04:32.440 You should know that.
00:04:33.120 Bro, can you run back there and get my coconut real quick?
00:04:34.880 It's like $500, bro. 0.97
00:04:37.980 Bro, Gideon is a troll, bro. 0.65
00:04:39.580 Oh, yeah, you should definitely come in. 0.97
00:04:42.100 I'm about to put on a show.
00:04:43.800 My name's Kyle Rittenhouse.
00:04:45.400 Yo! 1.00
00:04:46.700 You think if, like, I get a turkey, I could get your number, maybe?
00:04:50.520 Oh, yeah.
00:04:51.060 Let's get my buzz out, man. 0.98
00:04:52.060 I'm about to eat these people alive.
00:04:55.000 Bro, I'm the best bowl you've ever seen, but I need you to come back to Starstruck, bro. 0.96
00:04:57.800 I got kicked off Twitch, bro.
00:04:59.940 I need that money.
00:05:00.680 Oh, my God.
00:05:01.380 Marquise is in town.
00:05:03.080 Okay, I don't know about all that, but... 1.00
00:05:04.800 Bro, stop spimming that fucking emo! 1.00
00:05:08.120 Stop! 1.00
00:05:09.000 Bro, okay.
00:05:09.880 There's nothing wrong with it.
00:05:10.960 It's just... 0.98
00:05:11.600 Bro, you're spamming it for no fucking reason, dude. 1.00
00:05:13.960 Shut up, bro. 1.00
00:05:15.220 Damn. 1.00
00:05:16.280 Stop. 1.00
00:05:16.980 The fuck is that? 1.00
00:05:17.780 I mean, bro. 1.00
00:05:18.960 The fuck, bro? 1.00
00:05:19.780 You're spamming it for no fucking... 1.00
00:05:20.960 Bro. 1.00
00:05:21.660 Oh, my God, man.
00:05:22.920 I already just see what people are going to do, bro.
00:05:25.020 Listen, man.
00:05:25.580 If you want to spam it, go ahead, bro.
00:05:27.040 You know what I'm saying?
00:05:27.580 Go ahead.
00:05:28.100 Hey, how you guys doing?
00:05:28.880 Here to win it all.
00:05:30.100 Rent money's due.
00:05:32.540 Oh, yeah, I'm bowling.
00:05:33.480 I'm ready.
00:05:34.200 $60.
00:05:34.920 What's the name?
00:05:36.380 Rittenhouse.
00:05:37.780 Rittenhouse?
00:05:38.500 Yo! 1.00
00:05:38.900 I think a couple people out there are on PEDs.
00:05:42.200 Why is that?
00:05:42.820 They're doing maneuvers I've never seen before, like a natural athlete could do.
00:05:46.420 Oh, okay.
00:05:47.140 So you can use here?
00:05:48.920 Use what?
00:05:49.500 Performance-enhancing drugs.
00:05:50.820 Oh, yeah.
00:05:51.820 This is not an actual sport.
00:05:54.240 Bowling?
00:05:54.820 Yeah, bowling is actually a niche or sport.
00:05:56.700 No, it's not.
00:05:57.160 It's competitive.
00:05:57.960 No.
00:05:58.440 How are you going to tell me?
00:05:59.000 I've been doing it my whole life.
00:06:00.240 I have too.
00:06:00.940 You're not as good as me, though.
00:06:01.800 You're that confident?
00:06:02.640 I mean, if you want to.
00:06:03.740 I have an idea for J.D.
00:06:04.980 I'm going to call him up right now.
00:06:12.160 Demarcus, I mean.
00:06:17.300 Hey.
00:06:19.140 Hey, brother.
00:06:19.860 I'm live.
00:06:20.280 I want to tell you something.
00:06:21.360 Where are you?
00:06:21.760 I'm at the Wolves game.
00:06:24.340 Oh, you are?
00:06:25.760 Yeah, I'm sitting in court time. 1.00
00:06:27.820 Damn, look at you. 0.99
00:06:31.380 Hey. 1.00
00:06:32.560 At a...
00:06:33.820 What's it called?
00:06:34.500 What time?
00:06:36.760 During the fourth quarter, around two minutes to tune in.
00:06:40.180 Why?
00:06:42.000 I don't know.
00:06:43.080 The game is good.
00:06:44.080 Oh, let's go.
00:06:45.380 Gotcha.
00:06:49.160 Wait.
00:06:49.560 I have a...
00:06:52.480 Oh, man.
00:06:53.260 I couldn't tell him.
00:06:53.760 He's at the game, bro.
00:06:55.920 So, we can meet on the hardwood floor.
00:06:57.180 I have two boys that do it better than me if you want to vote with my boys.
00:07:00.280 Oh, yeah.
00:07:00.800 Definitely.
00:07:01.260 If they're your boys, I can definitely vote for them.
00:07:03.140 I'm not going to tell you guys the idea, but... 1.00
00:07:05.080 Fuck. 1.00
00:07:06.340 Just remind me to call J.D. on like two hours chat. 1.00
00:07:08.640 Is there any, like, PBA scouts here?
00:07:10.440 Yeah, we got a few.
00:07:11.280 Just tell them Kyle Reddenhouse.
00:07:12.480 I'm deadly accurate.
00:07:13.300 Bro, you got any games?
00:07:13.840 That's crazy.
00:07:15.460 That's his son's backpack with an ninja turtle, so...
00:07:17.620 What?
00:07:18.420 Is he a little kid?
00:07:19.040 It's Power Ranger all day over here, bro. 1.00
00:07:21.140 We only fuck with Power Ranger. 1.00
00:07:24.080 I'm just trying to get into your head. 1.00
00:07:24.940 Bro.
00:07:26.620 I think I'm already in there. 0.96
00:07:27.880 Is it good if you, like, apply my finger condoms for me?
00:07:30.600 Are you not going to help a fellow Bolo out? 0.99
00:07:32.480 Would you be able to help me? 0.91
00:07:33.460 No, I just don't want to put a finger condom on.
00:07:35.080 You never put a finger condom on?
00:07:37.640 Do you guys not wear protection?
00:07:39.680 Hey, man.
00:07:39.920 They don't know how to apply finger condoms. 0.65
00:07:41.260 Can you help me apply my finger condom?
00:07:43.160 I don't know how to do that. 0.91
00:07:44.300 It's just finger condoms.
00:07:45.240 You just got to, like, put them on. 0.99
00:07:46.160 It's creepy.
00:07:46.860 But my finger hurts.
00:07:47.760 Yo, bro. 0.50
00:07:50.720 You put my finger condoms on for me? 0.54
00:07:52.440 Oh, yeah, sure. 0.82
00:07:53.020 Everybody's acting like they've never heard of finger condoms.
00:07:54.760 My fingers are sensitive. 0.78
00:07:56.400 A little deeper, a little deeper, a little deeper.
00:07:57.940 You could actually use these.
00:07:59.360 Bro, I got you.
00:08:00.060 I got a bunch.
00:08:00.780 You a two-finger or a three-finger?
00:08:02.420 Two-finger.
00:08:03.140 You a two-finger?
00:08:03.960 Oh, no. 0.93
00:08:04.460 Two in the fink one. 0.52
00:08:05.120 It's little kids.
00:08:06.020 Yeah, exactly.
00:08:07.300 It's little kids, bro.
00:08:08.380 I'm going to stretch out in front of him to show him about, like, I got proper form.
00:08:13.160 When you make a call, those posts, daughter, any day now.
00:08:15.560 Yeah.
00:08:15.940 I'm watching you shoot 300 out of your day.
00:08:17.620 I average a 280.
00:08:19.020 You know, I don't mean to brag, but I also run all, like, a 4-4-40.
00:08:22.540 So, like, you know, if anybody, like, runs off with a bowling ball, I can hawk them.
00:08:25.780 Bro, I have a really good video idea for Jideon, bro.
00:08:28.040 Are you looking for me at the PBA?
00:08:29.180 No, you have to call him.
00:08:30.040 Are you not a PBA scout?
00:08:31.320 No, no, no.
00:08:33.560 What did you just do with the camera behind me, bro?
00:08:35.440 You got to watch game film.
00:08:36.360 I need that myself.
00:08:37.380 What are your guys' averages?
00:08:38.660 In here?
00:08:39.260 About 130.
00:08:41.660 All right, you're going to meet a card.
00:08:43.580 This is the lucky one.
00:08:44.760 15 or 8.
00:08:45.980 Let's go.
00:08:46.660 You boys want to warm up real quick?
00:08:48.000 We get 10 minutes of practice.
00:08:49.520 10 minutes of practice?
00:08:50.160 Ha! 0.89
00:08:50.660 Ha! 0.89
00:08:51.160 Ha! 0.89
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00:08:59.840 Ha! 0.89
00:09:00.340 Ha! 0.89
00:09:00.980 Ha! 0.89
00:09:03.300 Put them respect!
00:09:06.760 Bro, why are you handing out an average of 280? 1.00
00:09:08.140 Fuck you! 1.00
00:09:08.660 You average 280 motherfucker, you're full of shit. 1.00
00:09:11.920 Bro, you want to put money on it? 1.00
00:09:14.080 I'm the tournament director.
00:09:15.060 Either the clowning is going to stop, or you can leave.
00:09:18.260 I need the money.
00:09:19.100 Please don't hit me up. 0.99
00:09:19.800 I don't give a fuck if you're a famous YouTuber or not. 0.99
00:09:21.100 The clowning is going to stop right now. 0.99
00:09:23.000 Yes, sir.
00:09:24.000 All right, have a good day, and do what you've got to do.
00:09:27.560 I'm gonna get this up for you. I'm gonna offer Brody a finger condom to make amends 0.67
00:09:33.080 I don't want to have any but do you want a finger condom? 0.98
00:09:38.820 Wait what happened? Have a good day. You said I could have a good day if I blow a strike 0.99
00:09:43.640 Can I stay? I've already asked you to leave so either you go you go to jail already been the jail
00:09:47.820 I don't want to go to jail again 0.99
00:09:49.820 I'm losing my fucking patience. I'm telling you right now. Bro don't be mad 0.99
00:09:53.860 Yeah, if I blow a strike I can stay. I'm gonna just blow a quick
00:09:58.440 Bro like what did he even do? He didn't even do anything. What the fuck did he even do?
00:10:04.480 What the fuck did he even do though bro? 1.00
00:10:08.580 What did he even do? 0.99
00:10:13.120 Try it
00:10:13.600 Yo they're gonna be so mad
00:10:19.600 Oh, they're gonna be so mad. Oh, he has balls. He has balls, bro 0.99
00:10:33.100 These are PBA approved 0.99
00:10:35.100 You don't know nothing about bullet if you think that is an amateur 0.99
00:10:44.100 Yo, what the fuck I mean I overage a 280 so like I'm just tough like that 0.99
00:10:50.100 Bro, listen, bro. Listen, I'm gonna tell y'all right now. Look listen 0.99
00:10:53.980 Split season. You can't take life too seriously, bro. Life is funny as fuck
00:11:00.220 Listen, bro. At the end of the day, he's coming. He's going in their tournament shit. Okay, that's fine 0.99
00:11:05.180 But listen like I just look at it like that, bro
00:11:08.560 Like don't take it too seriously. That shit is funny as fuck, bro. That's funny 1.00
00:11:11.420 Now look if they ask him respectfully like yo, like that one guy did this guy right here
00:11:17.420 Look this guy said it respectfully, bro. Look no cursing. Look watch
00:11:20.420 He always shows respect when people show respect to him, bro. Always
00:11:27.420 When people yell and give him attitude and come up 1.00
00:11:30.420 Fuck you, get out of my face. Like, bro, obviously he's gonna be acting 1.00
00:11:32.420 Like, bro, come on, bro
00:11:33.420 That dude said it's so respectful. Gideon said yes, sir
00:11:36.420 W fucking Gideon facts, bro 0.98
00:11:38.420 You're not known bowling alley etiquette 0.99
00:11:41.420 I do
00:11:42.420 Number one, you're supposed to be in a 0.99
00:11:43.420 But I ain't gonna lie, he has balls 0.96
00:11:44.420 He's a PBA approved 0.98
00:11:45.420 I don't care
00:11:46.420 For a comment that you made about a 2-3 average is an amateur
00:11:51.420 You don't know nothing about bowling
00:11:53.420 If you think that
00:11:54.420 Bro, I'll be honest, my highest score in bowling is like 90
00:11:56.420 What is your guys' highest score? 1.00
00:11:59.420 Bro, that shit is hard, bro 1.00
00:12:00.420 Guys, I play with those fucking thingies on the side 1.00
00:12:03.420 So they don't go in the fucking 1.00
00:12:05.420 What do they call chat? 0.99
00:12:06.420 I play with the
00:12:09.420 Gutters, that's what I play with, yeah
00:12:16.420 Someone said it's not fun when you minimum wage job
00:12:18.420 I understand where you're coming from
00:12:20.420 Think about it, I get what you're saying 0.99
00:12:21.420 Like, I feel like if you fuck with people working a minimum wage job 1.00
00:12:24.420 It is fucked up to an extent 1.00
00:12:26.420 It is, I agree with that 1.00
00:12:28.420 It's definitely more ways to look at it
00:12:30.420 And I can't speak on that because
00:12:31.420 Obviously, like, I'm not working on that
00:12:32.420 But I have worked minimum wage jobs before 0.99
00:12:35.420 And if I saw, like, Gideon come in and do some crazy shit 0.99
00:12:38.420 I would just laugh, bro 0.99
00:12:39.420 I don't know
00:12:40.420 But that's me
00:12:41.420 Like I said, I'm not
00:12:42.420 It just, it's different
00:12:43.420 You know what I'm saying?
00:12:44.420 I get what you're saying though
00:12:45.420 I get what you're saying
00:12:46.420 Like, I'm just tough like that
00:12:47.420 Do you average 280?
00:12:48.420 I don't believe you
00:12:49.420 Do you know how you carry a 280 average?
00:12:53.420 You gotta be him, I'm him
00:12:54.420 You talk too much?
00:12:55.420 So, hold on a second, bro
00:12:59.420 Darts needed 1.00
00:13:01.420 Everyone have this stupid piece of shit 1.00
00:13:04.420 What am I supposed to do, bro? 1.00
00:13:05.420 I'm a streamer
00:13:06.420 You want me to just sit here in silence? 1.00
00:13:07.420 You stupid fuck 1.00
00:13:08.420 I want to take your hair 1.00
00:13:10.420 Grab it 1.00
00:13:11.420 Latch it with my fucking fingers 1.00
00:13:12.420 And go bang, bang, bang 1.00
00:13:14.420 On my fucking desk 1.00
00:13:15.420 And then slap you 1.00
00:13:16.420 Because you're stupid as shit 1.00
00:13:19.420 Alright, let me chill out, bro 1.00
00:13:20.420 I'm sorry
00:13:21.420 And GTA 5, of course
00:13:22.420 You are not him
00:13:23.420 You are not him
00:13:24.420 No, no, no, no
00:13:25.420 You are not him 0.99
00:13:26.420 God, my armpit smells so bad 1.00
00:13:27.420 No, you're an idiot 1.00
00:13:29.420 No 1.00
00:13:30.420 But I'm 0.98
00:13:31.420 Damn 0.95
00:13:32.420 That's okay, go 0.98
00:13:33.420 Hello officer
00:13:34.420 This is my custom bowling ball
00:13:36.420 Yo
00:13:37.420 Bowling ball there?
00:13:38.420 Yeah
00:13:39.420 What's going on, man?
00:13:40.420 Nah, man, I just wanted to try to like
00:13:41.420 Win the tournament
00:13:42.420 Like, they were giving away a thousand dollars
00:13:43.420 And like, you know, like
00:13:44.420 Gas prices are going up
00:13:45.420 And that's also affecting weed prices
00:13:46.420 So, exotic weed is even higher now
00:13:48.420 I gotcha
00:13:49.420 And so, I really need to win that tournament money
00:13:50.420 Why don't they want you in here?
00:13:51.420 Cause I was flexing my average at 280
00:13:53.420 They're mad cause you're a
00:13:54.420 You're a baller, man
00:13:55.420 That's what I'm saying, bro
00:13:56.420 You still live in the
00:13:57.420 Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a trap house
00:13:58.420 Why are you living in the trap house?
00:13:59.420 Cause, bro, I'm trying to make it out
00:14:00.420 That's why I'm bowling
00:14:01.420 Yeah?
00:14:02.420 Bowling's my only way out
00:14:03.420 What do you got a YouTube channel or what, man?
00:14:04.420 Nah, he's just live streaming
00:14:06.420 He's doing a sub-a-thon
00:14:07.420 The what?
00:14:08.420 He's doing a sub-a-thon
00:14:09.420 Like, chat's going crazy right now
00:14:10.420 They're saying W Cop
00:14:11.420 Why are they calling even more cops?
00:14:13.420 My partner
00:14:14.420 That was called too
00:14:15.420 Oh, for real
00:14:16.420 I like this cop
00:14:17.420 You gotta run duos, I feel you 0.99
00:14:18.420 Yo, that cop is cool as shit, bro 1.00
00:14:23.420 Get it? 1.00
00:14:24.420 Like, coconut
00:14:25.420 This one too, this one's cool
00:14:27.420 What's up, bro?
00:14:28.420 Take off, don't come back
00:14:29.420 If you come back, we're gonna issue a criminal trespass, okay?
00:14:31.420 Sorry, bro
00:14:32.420 You have to squad up or out me
00:14:34.420 1v2
00:14:35.420 Do a 1v2
00:14:36.420 Do a 1v15 0.98
00:14:37.420 How many people are out there, bro?
00:14:39.420 Win it for me, officer 0.99
00:14:40.420 Would you kind of want a finger condom? 0.89
00:14:44.420 I don't even smoke weed 0.98
00:14:46.420 But I feel high when I'm next to you
00:14:48.420 Hey, man, what up?
00:14:49.420 Good video
00:14:50.420 Genial always delivers, man
00:14:51.420 Always delivers
00:14:52.420 That was a good one
00:14:54.420 Yeah, facts, celery sticks
00:14:55.420 Facts, facts, facts
00:14:58.420 Hey, man, that was a good video