JiDion went Bowling with a Coconut!
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Summary
In this episode, the boys talk about bowling with coconuts and how they are the best in the world. Also, we have a special guest on the show who is a member of the PBA Hall of Fame.
Transcript
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I'm in the zoo with the lions and apes and bears, you probably won't make it there.
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One of the eyes that they say they won't smoke with me, you don't want to take it there.
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Alright boys man, so if you guys remember over a year ago we went bowling with a watermelon and everything.
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And to me that was the funniest thing in the world.
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It's low-key like an asshole-ish thing to do, but it's just so funny to me.
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But I always wanted to do a part two to it where I went bowling with coconuts.
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So basically there's like this big bowling tournament going on like in the hood.
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And like they're having like this big pot and everything and you have to actually pay to enter.
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And I feel like a couple of them are on PEDs and stuff like that.
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So I feel like I'm justified in using coconuts to my advantage because since they're cheating, I might as well cheat too.
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So what we're about to do is we're probably going to drill some holes into the coconuts.
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Coconuts are actually really fucking good, bro.
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I average a 280, so I have to be around the best of the best.
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Could you help me put on my PBA finger condoms?
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I know you have the headphones in and everything, but man, you got to get out the zone real quick
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I've heard of the BBC, but I've never heard of the BBF.
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I know the myth about us black people, but, like, I'm not part of it.
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Hey, did you or did you not throw that water belt in the top of it?
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I can still get a 280 even if I get a spare on the first one.
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I don't know if you guys have, like, PBA regulated balls,
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It was a little mishap, but, like, the balls still didn't come back, though.
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I'm trying to get back into the group of things.
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Why are you guys still spamming that fucking, uh, that, uh, emote?
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but just, like, what the fuck is the point of spamming it?
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I don't have a coconut, but you're going cocoa right now.
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Then you should know that this is PBA approved.
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Bro, can you run back there and get my coconut real quick?
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You think if, like, I get a turkey, I could get your number, maybe?
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Bro, I'm the best bowl you've ever seen, but I need you to come back to Starstruck, bro.
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Bro, you're spamming it for no fucking reason, dude.
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I already just see what people are going to do, bro.
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They're doing maneuvers I've never seen before, like a natural athlete could do.
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During the fourth quarter, around two minutes to tune in.
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I have two boys that do it better than me if you want to vote with my boys.
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If they're your boys, I can definitely vote for them.
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I'm not going to tell you guys the idea, but...
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Just remind me to call J.D. on like two hours chat.
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That's his son's backpack with an ninja turtle, so...
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Is it good if you, like, apply my finger condoms for me?
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No, I just don't want to put a finger condom on.
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Everybody's acting like they've never heard of finger condoms.
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A little deeper, a little deeper, a little deeper.
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I'm going to stretch out in front of him to show him about, like, I got proper form.
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When you make a call, those posts, daughter, any day now.
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You know, I don't mean to brag, but I also run all, like, a 4-4-40.
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So, like, you know, if anybody, like, runs off with a bowling ball, I can hawk them.
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Bro, I have a really good video idea for Jideon, bro.
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What did you just do with the camera behind me, bro?
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Bro, why are you handing out an average of 280?
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You average 280 motherfucker, you're full of shit.
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Either the clowning is going to stop, or you can leave.
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I don't give a fuck if you're a famous YouTuber or not.
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All right, have a good day, and do what you've got to do.
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I'm gonna get this up for you. I'm gonna offer Brody a finger condom to make amends
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I don't want to have any but do you want a finger condom?
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Wait what happened? Have a good day. You said I could have a good day if I blow a strike
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Can I stay? I've already asked you to leave so either you go you go to jail already been the jail
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I'm losing my fucking patience. I'm telling you right now. Bro don't be mad
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Yeah, if I blow a strike I can stay. I'm gonna just blow a quick
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Bro like what did he even do? He didn't even do anything. What the fuck did he even do?
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Oh, they're gonna be so mad. Oh, he has balls. He has balls, bro
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You don't know nothing about bullet if you think that is an amateur
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Yo, what the fuck I mean I overage a 280 so like I'm just tough like that
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Bro, listen, bro. Listen, I'm gonna tell y'all right now. Look listen
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Split season. You can't take life too seriously, bro. Life is funny as fuck
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Listen, bro. At the end of the day, he's coming. He's going in their tournament shit. Okay, that's fine
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But listen like I just look at it like that, bro
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Like don't take it too seriously. That shit is funny as fuck, bro. That's funny
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Now look if they ask him respectfully like yo, like that one guy did this guy right here
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Look this guy said it respectfully, bro. Look no cursing. Look watch
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He always shows respect when people show respect to him, bro. Always
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When people yell and give him attitude and come up
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Fuck you, get out of my face. Like, bro, obviously he's gonna be acting
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That dude said it's so respectful. Gideon said yes, sir
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For a comment that you made about a 2-3 average is an amateur
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Bro, I'll be honest, my highest score in bowling is like 90
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Guys, I play with those fucking thingies on the side
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Someone said it's not fun when you minimum wage job
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Like, I feel like if you fuck with people working a minimum wage job
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And if I saw, like, Gideon come in and do some crazy shit
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And so, I really need to win that tournament money
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What do you got a YouTube channel or what, man?
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If you come back, we're gonna issue a criminal trespass, okay?