Adin Live - September 17, 2022
Late Night Podcast w⧸ Adin Ross, Kai Cenat, & Mizkif.. (Full Stream)
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 18 minutes
Words per Minute
168.48172
Hate Speech Sentences
149
Summary
In this episode, we talk about the United States not being the best country in the world, the current state of the country, and the future of the world. We also talk about who we would choose to be president of the USA if we had to choose one of our current presidents.
Transcript
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like all right let me ask you if you can travel somewhere or not travel if you could if you can
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live somewhere else kai um outside the country where would you live i'm just curious i have no
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clue you know people can be honest and your child and my child will agree if you really understand
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the united states really isn't the best country in the world no i'm telling you no it's no it's
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i say this all the time i'll say this all the time bro the united states makes up five percent of the
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world yeah just imagine crazy if you were if you were uh if majority of you uh well like um if you
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were in japan streaming or if you were in well all these other places streaming you feel what i'm
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saying you like canada fuck no canada sucks if i can go anywhere i go to japan i want to go to
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japan so bad but he went to japan right me never me never no mischief no no no no no no i went to
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south korea oh you went to south korea god no no japan japan japan is like it's actually open wait
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you can't go to south korea right no that's north korea oh the north korea yeah i don't say the guy's
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name but yeah yeah i don't want to talk about that shit because you never know okay so no okay okay but
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you just said it aiden you said you want to go to japan so bad i do i'm going oh you think the
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dude who owns north korea is listening the dude's on like dial-up what's that he still got like msn
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messenger like he's not he can't listen to us they have like no internet at all north korea
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so yeah they're um they're um trump how did trump get in touch with uh kim
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what the like kim kardashian yeah but that's the os i don't know i just i don't know i don't know why
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he's freaking out like this uh oh it was through uh i think it was telegram no way yeah or maybe
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carrier pigeons i don't know well when i was um when i was in high school they showed us a video how
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how it was ran over there about their websites they can't even go on the same website says us
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about it they can't even see this okay um let me ask you guys both a question let's not get too
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political but biden or trump who y'all got i don't want to be too political but the two political
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two biggest political people who do you like more obama oh my life well obama's a goat but
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if you had to choose because obama technically can't come back listen i'm gonna say it's in a
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non-political way because i'm not political biden is the real i just i don't know what's going on
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right i'm a stupid guy i can't even read this is a prop yo i don't know i don't know shit that's
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going on all i can say is that um um biden's boring biden's boring trump trump's content
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from a personal personal experience from a personal experience um when both of them became president
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um it didn't personally affect like i don't see nothing happened oh it's gonna affect you now buddy
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you're gonna have to pay those taxes okay wait god damn you're gonna have to pay them taxes
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go ahead finish it go ahead finish it just saying okay so i asked you all the questions don't worry
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about cancel culture i got trump winning who do you guys want to win i think i think i think trump
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is pro-american who do you want to win trump or biden i want to go i'm telling you i will vote for
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trump who will you vote for kai i don't know can you guys even vote yet are you old enough
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listen yeah we are trump is just content that's all he is he's good content and he what god damn
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was he good content biden is boring as fuck the dude eats ice cream and yells like and just ride
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the bike okay listen you're not going to get fucking cancer no i'm saying i swear i don't know
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i swear to god okay i don't care i don't care miss kiff you obviously know because you're like 10 years
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older than me so i'm not assigned to be yeah miss kiff i'm about to retire i'm looking at a
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who would have signed to be choose i don't know he'd probably choose trump because you know why
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hassan would choose trump he would choose biden because it's politically correct for him but he
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knows trump's more content he'll have more viewers
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nah bro i'm not gonna lie i'm gonna be honest listen whatever you want to talk about or not
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when trump was in office he had that bitch like funny as fuck like the content i hear you saying
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content wise bro he would like free people out of jail he would make tweets he would just do funny
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shit get banned on twitter do mad shit bro yeah yeah exactly he was just funny um live on tiktok yeah
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he was good he just the only thing he didn't do i don't understand was free larry hoover he just
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should have done that i don't know what the fuck is wrong with dude but just should have free
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larry but anyways okay enough about the politics wait doesn't rick ross say his name
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who larry hoover and he goes oh doesn't he wait doesn't doesn't he uh he does right
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chat am i right he he goes larry hoover oh the fuck am i am i i'm right i i think i'm right
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yeah okay he does he does he does he does he does he does okay i was like there's a song
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it so i've never heard the word larry hoover what is that inshallah listen if trump is president
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he can unban himself off everything oh my god i feel like if trump was in office he would have
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made sure and you're taking and get banned i promise you i actually think he would have
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kept him off the streets i mean okay what happened to you going to visit him uh he's banned and uh he
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wants me to go all the way to him and it's just scary out there i don't know are you scared
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yeah would you come with me do you miss him of course let's go wait who you guys who
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you guys talking about the top g yeah top g which by the way yo what the fuck what the
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fuck why is this i'm scared of what the top g how do you feel about the top g miss uh i think
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he's a good guy sqc yeah he's a good guy no andrew tate oh god uh i mean he was good content for
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like two weeks he low-key carried this summer buddy he low-key carried the summer bro i'm gonna tell you
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right now forget fucking content carry something he was he's a good guy i feel like and he had
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valid points i don't know him personally so only you will be the one that only you sneeko and uh
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xq sq will be the ones that know that yeah hey miss why about the x2 shit i need to know the full
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stories okay this is actually the book about the xqc at a depth thing it's called how to win friends
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and influence people uh yeah so what do you what do you want to know i'll tell you i want to know the
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full how did the breakup happen i'll be real with you i'm not watching a three-hour vod about what
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happened exactly i just wanted you know because you know the outside info what happened what do you
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think i am the dude from recess that's writing down all the fucking shit i'm a snitch like i don't know
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well i don't know everything bro listen yo yo all i know is if i could redo my breakup i would do the
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same thing he did because he had a lot of viewers yo that was crazy afterwards i would have done a
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rage shadow legend sponsor i wouldn't care yo all right so look okay so but do you know why they broke
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up or no i'll be real with you no i do not and i i'll be real with you with this i feel like that
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whole thing just should have been like kind of like you know i it got real ugly i i i actually
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just felt bad for both of them because i'm like god damn this shit is just ugly for everybody like
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it was i don't even know i don't even want to know who's right who's wrong it's just it's just weird
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i felt i felt it was it was it sucked online relation or or person relationships that are known
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online suck they're they're terrible they suck yeah they're hard they're hard yeah that's his blood
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pressure kept rising up when i don't like when his blood pressure rises when he argues well no
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that's probably what he was standing but yeah that it's it's bad yeah it's bad yeah um i feel you
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yeah so aiden what the next aiden what's yo what the fuck what well it's been like 30 minutes i
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thought it was when we start gambling so so aiden yeah what's your next step to to feeling better
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monday i'ma start hitting the gym five okay okay okay get a personal trader get a personal trader get
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a personal trainer set him up miss can i get a guy that will set you up if i know where you live
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can i get a i'm telling you you need a personal trainer i want to see i want to see you at the gym
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like what do you do streams at the gym yeah are you being serious so i don't feel like you're not
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being serious now monday i'm a lock in bro i got you okay so i'll tell you it's hard the first
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couple days but you get used to it and it is so much better first few days you're gonna want to
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quit you're gonna hate your life you say it sucks but you get through that shit it is so much better
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your person here's what it does and it really does it for everybody where you could take more shit
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because you could it just feels it's you could take more shit when you go to the gym it really can
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it takes you away from like this whole streaming thing i'm telling you yeah i know but i i can't tell
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if you're serious not that you're really gonna go i'm gonna go um also uh do you do like protein
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shakes and pre-workout and stuff or no yeah but honestly like you don't really have to worry about
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that that's it that's it that's you that's you need to go to the gym you need to go to the gym
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do you drink water drink a lot of water yeah exit invite
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no problem so why do we make us lie like that like what the fuck that's so weird okay so look
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aiden what monday monday i got you i'm gonna walk in um i wanna i gotta go to i might make a promise
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too angular did you did you guys see what i said about your community compared to ours
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our biggest problem what our our community the the poggers community you know you know what
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the reason why you guys have like taken over a little bit why because you guys work together
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wait do you guys do you poggers not like each other it's it's just like we kind of all like
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do our own separate things and shit like you guys are on calls with each other all the time you hang
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out okay but here's the thing here's the thing though and this is for aiden this is for raise
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this is for bruce this is for a lot of people i don't think i think it naturally came about
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like do you guys naturally talk like most of us i can call aiden i can call aiden and he'll pick
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up and we can have a conversation for like an hour if you really if you wanted to chat is actually
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i think we naturally talk no no no no we're all good we're all good we're all good i'm just
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talking like the the poggers community people they kind of like they're like you know we don't
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always like uh we there's a lot of bashing heads and stuff like that a lot of clashing of
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dramas and stuff when you guys kind of all work together yeah can i join your side can i
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officially join the w community yes the way i think he should try to join he needs to go through
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like a boot camp so you need to do an e-date um you need to be on one of my emotes yeah
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yeah you need to scrap all your fucking emotes buddy throw some w and l shits in there you know
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what i'm saying then you gotta you gotta go on the e-date do your thing uh what else what else
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chat what else what else miss you seem like a really good guy
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i okay i i'm really good at lying so you don't want to join you gotta play 2k wait bro miss
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give your eyes look beautiful i know they're contacts uh they're not real i had laser eye
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surgery no no no i didn't you get eye surgery i did i did did you get did you ever get um
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yeah i got i got perfect eyes damn i see better than what i see better than 2020 i have 2015
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wait i want to get that i want to get that that's way cooler laser eye surgery you get 2015
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kai you want to go i remember when you got that shit yeah
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you were looking so scary yeah i'll be real with you i'm scared to get any surgery with my eyes
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i have 2020 vision miss kiff you have a sister who does only fans too yeah well we have a lot of
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similarities we do we do we're both in a call with kai we both have sisters who do porn sisters who
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have only fans you guys are both white um you wait i got an idea you do uh uh uh an e-date with
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with my sister and then you do one with mine oh no i have a better idea how about kai does both on
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his stream i'm sorry kai doesn't both on his stream was that your idea the fuck are you pointing at me
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i'm pointing at kai kai could host it for sure but what the fuck are you even talking about
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pointing me why are you pointing that that's a good idea kai hosted e-date where we both go on a
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double date with each other's no oh god i'm in i'm in how about this how about aiden's sister
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takes over mischief's stream and mischief's sister takes over aiden's stream how's your sister
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24 about the same marriage my yeah okay can i ask you a question did your sister do
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you uh that like only fans and shit before you were popular or after after oh shit see mine
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was an og really yeah my mine started her 18th birthday damn damn god damn yeah god damn
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what the fuck yeah so she's been in that game for like six years uh yeah no it was her 18th birthday
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um yeah she had a lot of daddies giving her money that day what did she do with adam
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who's adam who's adam who the fuck is adam yo who's adam adam adam oh adam was i thought he was her uber
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driver um oh my fucking god bro yeah i because she said she was leaving she was going somewhere and i
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thought he was an uber driver uh oh fuck yeah what the fuck and it was weird because she was in a taxi
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and she was in the back seat and i'm like what's going on why are there three girls back there
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was it like a minivan yeah it was like one of those oh fuck yeah i had no idea oh shit
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yeah they banged oh fuck did you watch uh no i didn't watch but she did ask me afterwards she's
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like hey i'm gonna upload this can you watch this and tell me any critiques so i was like hey like
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at two minutes and 13 seconds you should probably you know i've gotten that before when they were they
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when they do like the recording and they want you to review it after i know exactly right yeah so you
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know we got the family together we reviewed the bod we just you know checked to make sure everything
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was going right right yeah do you do that too of course i mean that's just part of being a good
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brother that's why you got 2015 vision so you can see that shit exactly kai doesn't understand
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what it's like to have a sister i know he doesn't understand nigga i literally have a twin sister
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why did somebody just say sounds about white come on bro bro i have a i literally have a twin sister
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you do really yes facetime right now no she doesn't like the internet she she she yeah she's cool
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the fuck if you guys could let me ask you a question if you could be only fans girls right now
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make 300 grand a month but you can't stream anymore would you do it no say it again
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if you could be an only fans girl where you could sit there and you make money and shit like that
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and you just don't you can just chill all i have to do is take pictures i have a question to ask you
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i don't know if i was a girl i will be the munch i'd be a whore in century nigga i'd be such a whore
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thank you for the hundred gifted thank you for the hundred gifted thank you for the hundred gifted
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god i have a question yo is there a video of you and this other guy on like a staircase in a very
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old video of um yo what the fuck yo you're weird as fuck yo yo zoo glenn what the fuck
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okay you know what i'm talking about like you've probably seen it before but like it's not you
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yeah it's not me okay all right like what staircase where that was weird that was so weird bro that was
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so weird okay someone told me about it are you mad at me no no but that wasn't me i'm just saying
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it wasn't me okay okay okay yeah wait what's the weirdest thing you guys ever did robin someone
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robinson yeah oh the weirdest shit i've ever what do you mean weird shit like weird shit as in what
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like sexually or what not not sexually just like in general it's like what's the weird thing you did
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when you were younger where you're like that was people be like that's weird that you did that
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i shit myself twice i'm the one that's not weird that's nothing we've all pissed each other's
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pants we've done that that's all that's the when you think back to like middle that's why it's not
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right okay in school i've jerked off before in the bathroom three times once in middle school twice in
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night school wait we do nothing that's nothing i think i'm meeting middle school you're fucking
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loser so what yeah you're writing on my phone i was just imagining shit my imagination oh my god you
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fucking loser oh my fucking god what were you using your health book like what the hell are you jerking
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off with like jesus christ just ran shit the wall do you know how do you know how horny you got
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hey who else used to get random boners in class i'm not i know i'm not the only one bro come on
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who else no and then and then you flip you flip and tuck it everyone's gotten weird boners in class
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no you go ahead you bet i don't tell my story you won't you won't forget it right
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no i was in middle school and i watched a girl get her first period
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what happened first period no her first period oh really like leaked out of her pants what'd you
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say i almost wanted to throw up it was disgusting what the fuck all right wait did the teacher help
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her out and shit like mad like did you give her like a tissue or something no i just watched it
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no okay don't call me a creeper or a weirdo but look um it was like all over the chair
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uh bloody uh go ahead uh misgive dude i don't your your communities are gonna think different
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to me if i tell the story just tell it just tell it just tell it just tell it all right if you want
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to kick it from the call afterwards i totally understand all right so it's not it's not anything
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that crazy you know what i mean so when i was a kid um i i okay there's so many stories dude i was
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such a weird kid i was i was a freak uh i uh when i was a kid i used to my mom used to love making
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carrot cake right she loved making carrot cake and i uh was you know i was in the mood right i was i was
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horny that day and i went into my pantry and i stole a carrot and i warmed it up in the microwave and i
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stuck in my ass that ain't that bad you really hyped it up like it was gonna be some crazy shit
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that ain't that bad bro we've all experimented before okay let me ask you this have you guys
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tasted your own cum of course it has it was an accident i i rubbed it in my forehead no when you
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come listen you listen when you guys jerk off and you edge to where you don't know right away
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it it it it's an explosive that when you finally not emerged like a volcano and then one time it flew
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all the way up in my hair my mouth my right everywhere like salty but i eat fruit like a smoothie that day
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it tasted fine i literally by accident came in my mouth so one time i okay not happen to me too but go
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ahead no go ahead so one time i was literally doing yoga and i was stretching right but i got really horny
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while i was stretching and i was doing this position yeah just don't show your crack it almost slipped
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that wasn't my crack it's my back i have scoliosis oh um but so i did that position i jerked off and
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it went all over me guys i swear to god wait have you all right we've all tried that have you guys
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ever tried to suck your dick yo wow yes yes we all have reddit i used to look up how to do videos on
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how to suck my own dick not reddit but that's kind of weird but um you know we'd all tried putting
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our legs up and try to suck it right no okay how how is it weird that i i looked it up on reddit and
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you just tried it i was trying to get the real reason how to do it did you figure out how to do it
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some people are flexible for years here's why i stopped i read a bunch of comments of people that
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had succeeded and they said it was never worth it so i was like all right i'm done they said that once you
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do it that if they're like it's not worth it like you you they said it just it's it the pain is too
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much it doesn't feel good i want to try it again just dude here's what i did just suck someone else's
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dick and then let them suck your dick and then wait is that story is that story true you're making
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out of that person you follow poke yeah swear to god that's true i swear on i swear on all my boxes yeah i
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i was sorry okay you want to hear the story what story all right i'll set the mood so i'm at this
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party with all my friends right you know the gang's all here i'm with four of my close friends we go to
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a party and we all are like eyeing this one girl and we're like damn like she's she's the hottest one
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at the party this girl's hot as shit and she was she was hot as hell and i'm like you know i was feeling
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good i had 30k viewers that day right so i went up to her i'm i started talking to her about stuff
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and uh you know i got her number and we start texting and shit and i'm like damn this girl's
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hot as shit so i she's like yeah like what are you doing tonight and you know that like that feeling
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that like you get like that like slight horny feeling yeah the tingles anyway so i felt that for a
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second i'm like oh this girl wants to like go do so i'm down so you know i'm old chris kringle
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i'm tingling over here i'm really excited right and i drive my car to pick her up and we're talking
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on the way back she's like yeah i'm a graphics design major this and that i'm like damn that's
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interesting we're probably gonna get laid so i drive to my house and i'm sitting right here
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okay i'll set the scene i was sitting right here and the girl she starts grabbing my leg
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and i'm like i didn't even put on stranger things yet and you're already touching me
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this girl starts touching my leg and i'm like i'm like are you really turned on right now like i don't
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understand what the fuck's going on i have uh what was playing uh total drama island was playing
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is this really turning you on that this guy's about to win the show like all right so this girl
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starts touching my leg and i get a boner i'm almost immediately you know ka-ching that thing is up in
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the air i'm ready to go and we're lying there and she pretty much is just like yeah i i actually am
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super turned on by total drama island i'm like all right so we start making out right we start making
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out and i'm like fueling her up like oh this is nice and you know uh the show ends and she you know
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we're about to go to third base she starts grabbing my dick and i start to go down to her vagina right
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and while i'm there i'm like fingering her kind of but i feel like if there's a big lump and i'm like
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damn you got a big clit has anyone ever told you that i'm like holy shit your clit is huge it's like
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a world record it's like i found a great pumpkin pumpkin down there this is crazy so i'm touching it
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have you ever done something so fucked and you didn't tell somebody
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and i'm like like yeah one time i i went to the toilet i didn't flush
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can you go to that poster of you in the blue hat
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yo yo yo you're actually weird no you're actually weird as fuck
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yeah i was gonna ask the same question i was gonna say you're weird you're weird you're weird
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i'm a man and i'm like i don't believe you like there's no way that she's like no i i have a penis
00:26:41.280
but you kept going like you didn't you didn't feel startled or anything hey chad you guys were
00:26:47.600
i kind of thought in the moment i'm like you know what like you gotta try everything once
00:26:52.560
so she's like i she was like yeah i understand if you don't want to do anything after this i
00:26:57.920
totally get it like it's i get it like i'm all that stuff and i'm like
00:27:02.320
like can i just see what it tastes like like what a dick tastes like and she's like yeah go
00:27:08.640
oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no miss miss miss
00:27:14.080
you're lying you're actually lying no it tastes like avocado
00:27:20.000
you're lying not you you're just lying now no i swear i'm not lying i swear i'm not lying so i i
00:27:24.560
literally i licked her dick just to see what it was like and i was like that shit tastes like
00:27:28.640
fucking avocado with no salt next and i'm like i don't want to do that i wasn't gay i just wanted
00:27:33.360
to see what it was like so i i i licked her dick and then you know i'm gonna you know after that she
00:27:40.480
kind of was like all right now what and you know we watched another episode of total drama island
00:27:45.360
and i drove her guys what's i like that story but what i what i what i don't understand is why
00:27:51.520
after you found out she had a dick you just proceeded because here's the thing and that's
00:27:56.560
a great question sometimes in life you just have to uh you know try things and i want you to work out
00:28:02.960
just as i you know licked her dick okay kai kai i wanna what the fuck kai it's your turn to tell
00:28:16.000
an experience you said how much did it take how i taste it it tastes like have you ever had an avocado
00:28:21.120
with no salt and you're like what it just sucks kai can you please tell your experience we've all
00:28:25.280
had experiences like kai so okay so you've done the same thing so what did you do how did you do it
00:28:35.520
kai can i tell you i'll be with you i i was a wrestler okay so one i was already pretty
00:28:40.000
fucking gay you gotta i was already on dude's dick all day you know what'd you say like that
00:28:46.240
hey you know it's even worse i was an altar boy all right so listen i i've been around the block
00:28:50.800
you know i've been around the cock quite some time so i was not really the biggest deal in the world
00:28:54.560
for me um wait miz miz they're all right i've read it that whole time wow miz are all wrestlers
00:29:00.560
actually gay i feel like to be a wrestler you have to be either really confident in your sexuality or
00:29:06.640
you are gay because i mean like there's ball sacks on your face every day you're like do you do there's
00:29:13.280
a move in in wrestling called the oiler where you literally stick your fingers in the guy's ass and it's
00:29:18.800
legal no there's no fucking way i swear okay okay okay can we switch the topic bro yeah let's
00:29:24.320
change the topic do you guys want to hear about the other time i sucked a dick yeah what what it was
00:29:29.440
it was for a job wait before you do that i want to know kai i want to listen yeah i want to know
00:29:34.960
i want to know the staircase story yeah but what are you talking about bro i don't know what you're
00:29:39.440
talking about guy baby i don't know what you're talking about that was not me whatever yeah
00:29:56.000
were you on a staircase and slipped on a banana peel yo what the wait wait wait wait i got you why
00:30:01.200
banana peel oh well yo whoa whoa whoa whoa i got you guys i got you i'm locked in with you i got
00:30:08.080
you whoa whoa whoa whoa i got you i got you guys out of all things why banana peel out of all things
00:30:13.680
it's just a very classic thing from cartoon network or another show where you would slip on a banana peel
00:30:19.120
and things would happen well why banana peel it could have been anything else but you know
00:30:24.400
i mean like a wet floor sign or some shit yo weird champ BLM bro okay i got i got something for y'all
00:30:31.680
how do y'all feel about people spam and BLM in the chat after the slightest thing i don't give a
00:30:37.040
shit he wouldn't be more racist you don't care about being you don't care about BLM oh yo he's canceled he's
00:30:41.360
canceled he's canceled he's canceled he's canceled he's canceled okay okay wait you don't care about BLM
00:30:48.240
no he said do you care people spam BLM i said no i don't care so you don't care people protest BLM
00:30:54.400
yo it's racist to put BLM in the chat when someone does some little shit like hi i in gta i look
00:31:01.680
not well like literally when we were rp i would punch him in the face and people would say BLM
00:31:08.400
i would be walking down the street kai and rp something out and hit somebody who was
00:31:17.280
so you can't even role play as a cop oh that'd be really bad yeah i'll be real with you kai
00:31:24.400
i'm kind of getting tired of the whole like i come in your stream and say how you doing and you
00:31:27.920
say give subs or you're racist i'm getting real tired yo you say that yeah aiden give 100 subs
00:31:32.960
or you're racist simple as that the all right let's be racist then okay what can we switch the
00:31:41.520
tables imagine if i was asking you to give them yeah now it gets boring because it's a white guy asking
00:31:47.280
no it's not no it's not okay what was it okay what's your scenario what's the scenario kai gift me five
00:31:52.960
subs of your racist kai baby i think how you like it kai whenever i say that your smile gets bigger no i don't
00:32:01.440
you're weird as fuck yo you're actually weird as fuck it's not they're all with it shut up you both have
00:32:06.560
a nice one now the only one the only one that's bought the only one that's cool is come from
00:32:10.880
baby all right kai tell the staircase story come on bro that is not me shut the up bro okay what
00:32:20.160
i do want to know is this do you know who it was or no shut the i don't know who it was bro shut the
00:32:24.720
up please oh my god can you explain no he said please we'll leave it alone yeah but he said please to
00:32:32.240
you so kai can you explain to me shut the fuck up miss kiff do you stop calling miss okay i'll close
00:32:38.720
miz kiff oh miz kiff yes stop calling you queen miss kiff miz kiff miz kiff yo miz kiff
00:32:50.080
hi yo okay hold on wait wait hold on miss miss kiff um your new name is avocado
00:33:02.800
okay i don't mind that so now you're making fun of the way i talk yo blm blm blm blm i mean
00:33:10.400
aiden ross with the five gifted bro i appreciate that
00:33:14.560
hi blm blm blm blm blm we got him we got him so aiden how do you feel about the topic uh
00:33:20.960
how do you feel about the lgbtq community i love them
00:33:25.200
hold on there's a girl calling me what should i say aiden aiden loves the lg community there's a
00:33:28.960
girl calling me what should i say pick up wait is it uh hello yo what's up what you doing i'm
00:33:42.240
you not on twitch or nothing right say no say no you want twitch no
00:33:49.200
oh you want to mute you're a bitch dude kai come play minecraft
00:34:00.640
kai come play minecraft hurry up come on we're about to kill the enderman
00:34:08.080
yeah okay i want you can i get off stream and go fuck her
00:34:12.960
huh come back to me you work very much okay hold on wait wait i'm i'm in i'm in the uh
00:34:18.880
discord call my friends in the meeting right now tell show her me show her me show her me look
00:34:23.280
this is one of my friends you want to see one of my friends
00:34:25.200
don't fuck that huh hey tell that bitch to shut the fuck up you said fuck them yeah hey tell that
00:34:35.040
whore to watch her fucking tone uh one of them said tell that whore to watch her tone
00:34:40.000
yeah tell tell tell that you said you are that was biscuit um what you trying to say
00:34:52.560
kai don't fucking play with i'm drunk right now a guy i'm getting played with kai
00:34:57.440
she's drunk and crying uh oh who is that i'm drunk and crying please kai stop
00:35:04.560
i don't want this i don't want this you said what
00:35:11.680
i said you can start texting me dag i'm done playing
00:35:15.040
hey tell the bitch to shut the fuck up put her in the place
00:35:17.440
my friend my friends are my friends are my friends are my friends will be mad at you
00:35:23.920
you know you are this ain't never even me imagine you want me to call you later
00:35:32.960
hey okay thank you show you show her me real black laser nader in the background
00:35:38.000
she wants that bbc yo what the fuck they got a group she got a groupie with her
00:35:43.120
you know um what am what am i what am i oh first of all let me oh you know who you are
00:35:49.760
yo what the fuck i'm a nigga is that what i am no i mean well hold on boom
00:35:55.760
yo well no wait hold on a second stop no because bro you asked on the spot bro really bro are you
00:36:02.160
serious right now listen listen what is that pogo stick
00:36:06.400
damn kai do it again like i can't i can't even do anything normal bro hi okay okay let me let me
00:36:18.880
clear something up real quick because i know because i just was on the phone call and shit
00:36:22.720
i am currently a month and a half celibate um i don't talk to anybody right now what's that you
00:36:30.240
know what celibate is no not having sex didn't you just see uh never mind that don't mean what the
00:36:37.760
fuck i can't just see what about the stair what about the staircase i don't know what about the
00:36:42.320
staircase because it wasn't me wait you know what's crazy you are literally just like me dude you have
00:36:49.440
a bunch of girls over you do a bunch of and don't don't you don't you just don't
00:36:55.040
fuck nigga like bro you copy me oh thank you kai kai kai do they want to up be honest i mean who
00:37:01.760
wouldn't want to you do they want to now they just want to the big drop exactly bro every
00:37:08.480
girl calls me and they just come on bro oh oh all duke gotta do is this uh-huh things of bad nature
00:37:15.040
then it's over it's over them girls come out them panties is dropping
00:37:20.080
i'll be real with you i'm wet i want to see dude can you get dude yo yo ms you and aiden are like
00:37:30.160
mirrored you guys are that's gotta be racist that's gotta be racist i was gonna say that actually is
00:37:36.080
racist no y'all niggas is really twins bro like that's your twin are you saying that because
00:37:44.000
no they got it wait wait no wait hold on this whoa wlm wlm i didn't i didn't say
00:37:50.000
that's saying women lives matter no they're saying white lives matter okay all right so look so
00:37:56.000
why are you laughing at that what the fuck i'm not what ricky you right you laughing at that
00:38:01.760
okay look okay first of all i'm not even laughing
00:38:06.320
okay look okay you guys are literally twins what if this is uh what if this is what you needed like
00:38:13.520
what if this is it right here how about you go visit miss kiff and you guys spend a weekend
00:38:19.120
together twins miss kiff you just literally said look alike are we not are we just gonna let that
00:38:24.320
slide what's something that me and aiden look alike for like yeah when you see me and aiden what is
00:38:30.480
the two things that really go yeah how do we look alike yeah yeah yeah yeah go ahead and revive your
00:38:35.040
ancestors i know i know you i know you guys want to bring them back to 2023 bro this is not cool bro
00:38:42.160
this is not cool man wait a second was that a jew joke oh my god oh oh my god so i'm i'm half jewish
00:38:52.000
so that was a jew and a half joke oh my god that's funny no that's not funny wait what the
00:38:58.480
did you just say bro like actually hold on are you guys just talking in calls like this and just trying
00:39:03.600
to cancel each other because this i gotta join these more i'm talking about the now they're doing now they're
00:39:10.000
doing jlm can we get some jcps in the chat what did that mean though can you explain what you
00:39:16.480
meant with the ancestor shit huh you said something about ancestors what did you mean by that like
00:39:29.280
whoa you just defend whoa wait wow wow okay so not only did aiden just defend the plantation i said i was
00:39:38.560
gonna say no no no no no no no no no bro no but he just asked me i am a drug dealer bro i used to
00:39:47.360
sell weed no yes i did i used to be a bad boy backing up a notch i would like this you don't think a guy
00:39:55.360
like me could sell drugs yeah oh god i used to sell drugs you know what i used to do i used to buy wax
00:40:00.640
pens in high school for 15 bucks for the carbon battery and i would flip it out for 30. bro you want
00:40:06.480
one of the most money i ever made in a day you chat do this if you want to make money you get
00:40:11.200
waters on a really hot day a bunch of waters right and you buy them in like the the packets and you go
00:40:16.720
to to like busy stop signs and like lights light stuff sell the waters for a dollar or two each you'll
00:40:21.680
make a ton bro bro you're you're literally copying the atlanta water boys bro like bro they've been on
00:40:27.680
that for years bro like you acting like little baby don't come through this motherfucker and bless all of
00:40:32.400
them bro stop taking the credit of the atl water boys bro you know what when you come to atlanta
00:40:38.320
i will tell every water boy there is that you're still in there have you seen low baby have you seen
00:40:42.800
low baby in atlanta yet or no no what is the water boys is that the team no they're a group of people
00:40:49.920
that sell waters and they and they do anything they hustle you feel what i'm saying but look though
00:40:54.320
dominique i ain't seen dominique yet though bro i watched the documentary so it's like it's kind of like
00:40:58.240
we caught we close already but i haven't seen 4 pf yet damn i haven't seen baby in them yet atl jacob
00:41:05.840
atl jacob dude you guys are from such a different world than me it's crazy so do you yeah yo you
00:41:12.800
dead ass don't listen to anything what was your guys's very first video game that's what i'm thinking
00:41:17.200
we both you should just switch lives that's just switch lives no but we can't should i tell you
00:41:21.840
guys what i listen to music wise yeah so what are your top three rappers top three rappers
00:41:26.080
what are your top three rappers chat i i swear to you i don't listen to rap okay i listen to uh
00:41:33.360
three hours of ocean music for sleep uh let's be real what artists do you actually like
00:41:41.440
i i don't really listen to music how old are you then 27 damn damn damn damn damn guess what
00:41:51.920
bitch in what in like five years kai you're gonna be where i'm at okay it goes by so fast you're gonna
00:41:58.640
be here so fast kai and you're gonna be questioning everything you do and in five years and in five
00:42:05.280
years you're gonna be 32. you're gonna be 32. and i'll be at some yankee game doing some and i'll
00:42:13.200
i'll i'll i'll be old in 10 years duke is gonna be 40. do you know how bad that is yeah that's
00:42:18.800
up bro duke's old i'm not old duke's old right boy bro y'all one year apart wait 10 years how am i
00:42:25.280
gonna be 31. duke is 28. holy aiden life is actually so short not really yeah it is yes yes it is bro
00:42:37.200
but i'm gonna be honest after your lives are short because you're only 20 years old after after i think
00:42:40.960
30 like your life is pretty much done i'm not i'm not no you're not dead but like you then it's time
00:42:46.880
we start well okay let's be honest let's be honest let's be honest bro late 20s are is is young
00:42:53.120
30s is like you're not even old bro let's be honest well 30s if you in your 30s you just
00:42:57.600
you feel what i'm saying you just do your thing now they say they say life begins at 30. who says that okay
00:43:04.800
people who ain't very now when you're four zero is that like 40 like go ahead and say yo have a
00:43:12.240
good night five like get it get ready to you feel what i'm saying you're getting ready for your
00:43:16.400
funeral no not your funeral i don't want to take it wrong okay i don't think i'm gonna live long
00:43:24.240
yo shut almost not doing that okay don't put that in the air aiden ross no no can i just stop bro
00:43:31.120
the power of the tongue is very powerful can you please don't put that in the air like if you if
00:43:39.200
that's what you think do not say it you feel what i'm saying it is strong as don't say things like
00:43:45.440
that bro you manifest it the way the same way you positively manifest your life oh i'm gonna be this
00:43:50.640
i'm gonna be this i'm gonna be this the more you say it the more of a chance if you really believe in
00:43:54.320
it it will happen do not say that listen shut the up listen listen i respect because you're a good
00:44:00.160
friend you care about me you love me i don't even i don't mean i don't mean i don't mean that in a
00:44:03.440
bad way like i'm just saying like if it okay let me take that back you're right i refer to that wrong
00:44:07.600
yeah come on i if i happen to pass away early i would be okay with it does that make sense
00:44:13.200
oh my god of course you'll be okay if they'd be dead yo bro i genuinely hate i got you aiden don't
00:44:19.600
worry don't talk like that shut up please okay oh please mo stop bro please bro stop relax yeah miss
00:44:30.160
miss you too no it's not nice bro you feel me kai listen i'm gonna say right now the point i'm trying to
00:44:37.760
say is i i'm gonna say like i hope i die okay i love life i love everything about it i meant to say
00:44:43.600
like okay how do i put it do you know when people are on their deathbed and you know what they regret
00:44:49.920
in the life do you know oh you haven't even lived life yet nope i don't know that can you listen to
00:44:55.120
what i'm saying um there was an article that came out and it said uh 100 people that were on their
00:45:00.320
deathbed about to die do you know what they all regretted the normal thing the normal choice can
00:45:03.680
anyone guess what it is what they regret not living or some shit like that isn't that right
00:45:12.640
isn't that what it is they regret not living what i'm just fuck this shit bro what i'm gonna say is
00:45:17.120
i'm at peace whenever you know you're not at peace you just told you just told us that you're not
00:45:24.800
fucking happy i'm not gonna be at peace all right so why the fuck are you lying to yourself shut the
00:45:28.640
fuck up lock in find peace find happiness you'll be fine bro it's hard guy it's hard to find
00:45:33.920
happiness sometimes you know i just i just found that article where life is not easy you said 100
00:45:40.160
people said were reviewed and discussed what they were thinking on their deathbed you know what they
00:45:45.520
were actually thinking of what it says stop reviewing me i'm dying
00:45:50.640
that's what they were thinking of they were telling the person to stop interviewing them
00:45:57.760
aiden that article that you said was wrong wow yeah i don't know where you also you really like
00:46:03.840
that pen hey aiden can i ask you a question anything do you do you think if you were in my
00:46:12.960
situation when there was a girl and you're watching total drama island
00:46:15.520
do you think you would have done it if i was drunk who knows what if you were me you were sober you
00:46:23.440
had a uh an orange juice before i don't know would you guys ever do shrooms no yo are you thinking about
00:46:31.600
doing drugs no gosh you're not shrooms are different like they open your mind up to things
00:46:36.320
i'm sorry yeah but i'm scared i'm scared of bills i'm scared of booms i'm scared of there's still drugs
00:46:45.440
all right then i probably won't do it you're right there listen i think that if you're gonna do drugs
00:46:53.360
aiden i'm not okay but you you kind of sound like it but maybe when you have a better mental you know
00:46:59.520
i mean if you right now you're in a really bad space state that's you know it's the worst time to do drugs
00:47:06.320
i really am fat you're huge that's what i'm trying to get at you're ridiculous how fat am i
00:47:13.520
hey did you see mrs transformation don't care yo what the i'm kidding miss kiff
00:47:20.720
miss kiff i weigh 170 pounds is that bad you want to see what i look like
00:47:41.760
huh that's the gym bro that's that gym bro let me see your chest
00:47:48.800
not bad huh hi no way to take your hoodie off let me see no no no no
00:48:16.500
Why do you say yo like that I take your shirt off your turn, but I'm Aki bro look Aki
00:48:23.960
Everyone got the lotion. What does Aki mean? Yeah, I'm not Aki, bro
00:48:31.780
Should I go to Urban Dictionary, what does Aki mean?
00:48:46.060
Okay, what's that? What's that? What's that tattoo? It says see no evil
00:48:49.980
Huh see no evil on your arm? Hand no evil see no evil speak no evil. I like that all positivity man. wk
00:48:58.220
Smile more smile more. Wait, where'd you get your tattoos?
00:49:09.180
So I started off I started off when I was 18 and then
00:49:15.220
Watch what I have to get a tattoo. Watch how good I'm gonna look. Watch how good I'm gonna look bro. I'm really gonna hit the gym
00:49:26.540
Yeah, you hit the gym is raps who believes in the chat guys you what you guys like you and me Aiden we we have to work out why?
00:49:38.540
The thing is like guys are too short. Oh, yeah guys guys like Kai are like at a decent side, right?
00:49:44.520
Well, why are you saying I'm TOS bro? These are not tits shut the fuck up
00:49:50.300
Look, that's too short. Yeah, too short. Yeah, too short. Oh my god. My tits are getting fatter
00:49:58.080
It's not funny Kai. They're really okay. Okay. I'm sorry
00:50:02.820
I'm sorry that just means you have to go to the gym, bro. Is it too late?
00:50:09.640
You're not even fat. He's just gaining. He's in the process of gaining weight, which you know you're not fat. You're obese. He's right
00:50:20.500
Hey, Miss Kim. What do you eat? What do you eat? What do you eat? Like shit? Miss Kim is this TOS?
00:50:25.620
What doesn't he eat is what you're asking? All right, bro. Stop miss Kim. Look is this TOS?
00:50:39.480
Look at my nipples. All right now. I'm over here. I was in the chill
00:50:45.780
It's getting weird now, bro. I'm never getting a twitch contract again. He's getting weird now. Stop, bro. Okay. That's weird, bro
00:50:53.480
T. Oh, hey, well, okay. You want you guys was like crazy. I used to have a I said mantis
00:50:59.660
Really like like I saw it was actually a thing. It's called gynecomastia
00:51:04.880
I had literally mantis. I had bigger tits to my sister at one point like literally
00:51:09.180
I was able to stick my whole boob in my mouth and why don't you have it anymore? I got rid of it
00:51:14.780
It was five thousand dollars. So let's do that. How'd I do that?
00:51:19.880
No, shut up, shut up. You see he wants to go to short route, bro. Get your ass
00:51:33.320
I'm going with Bruce and Rage and then they called me and I was saying I want to go find out how about this con and it was like
00:51:40.120
Yo, just go just for the experience. So I was like fuck it. Ty, you know
00:51:53.400
If I go there and first date that shit is ass, I'm out
00:52:02.120
So yeah, it might suck. It might suck. Wait, so what you gonna do like are we doing like you want to do anything like
00:52:07.000
Obviously, you want to do stuff after switchcon, right?
00:52:13.560
Yeah, I'm coming over. I'm gonna I'll just fly with you guys back on your uh the amp
00:52:27.320
No, I think I think everyone's going dude. This is the first twitchcon in two years
00:52:35.800
It was it is but COVID and shit. They didn't have it
00:52:41.320
Hold on guys. We have a twitch staff in here. It's okay corporate. Um, that he just has a shirt off. It's not nothing serious
00:52:46.680
Oh, my bad. My bad. Yeah. Yeah corporate. Um, how you doing?
00:52:49.800
They probably thought you were Casey drawn. You're fine
00:53:00.600
Oh god, it's crazy how we all come from different sides of the coins crazy
00:53:11.000
You guys there's so much things you guys know that I don't like name five rappers and I bet you I don't know the name
00:53:17.240
Do you know Kodak is? Oh, yeah, I know Kodak Black
00:53:24.200
Do you know who um, Lil Pump is? Drake? Yeah, the gambler. I know that guy. Who else? Lil Pump
00:54:16.840
Some some like uh artists that I'm I have like very aware of
00:54:52.440
You know for someone who was just talking shit about it
00:55:27.960
Yeah, have you ever, have you ever watched So Close to Toast?
00:55:58.180
Let's just try to get something in the 8,000 to 10,000 range
00:56:05.140
So we'll give you up going with boats and shit anyway
00:56:12.940
I know, used to lay out there outside and not say a word to anyone
00:56:36.320
Well, chat, hurricane's bad at Miami, yes or no?
00:57:12.600
You know, I go back and forth between here and Cancun, so
00:57:19.720
For sure, I've been back and forth between here and Cancun
00:58:15.520
Like, kind of gonna be like the boss of everyone
01:03:00.400
Cuff'em, there's no way your cat's name is Billy
01:04:10.340
Like, which one of you thought of that name, bro?
01:04:44.420
Bro, how's it been read like six fucking times in a row, bro?
01:05:06.340
Yo, someone just said if you move Action Man in
01:08:25.360
Like, bro, why are you spreading his news in here?