Adin Live - September 17, 2022


Late Night Podcast w⧸ Adin Ross, Kai Cenat, & Mizkif.. (Full Stream)


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 18 minutes

Words per Minute

168.48172

Word Count

13,145

Sentence Count

72

Misogynist Sentences

65

Hate Speech Sentences

149


Summary

In this episode, we talk about the United States not being the best country in the world, the current state of the country, and the future of the world. We also talk about who we would choose to be president of the USA if we had to choose one of our current presidents.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 like all right let me ask you if you can travel somewhere or not travel if you could if you can
00:00:07.820 live somewhere else kai um outside the country where would you live i'm just curious i have no
00:00:14.360 clue you know people can be honest and your child and my child will agree if you really understand
00:00:20.620 the united states really isn't the best country in the world no i'm telling you no it's no it's
00:00:26.560 i say this all the time i'll say this all the time bro the united states makes up five percent of the
00:00:31.400 world yeah just imagine crazy if you were if you were uh if majority of you uh well like um if you
00:00:39.880 were in japan streaming or if you were in well all these other places streaming you feel what i'm
00:00:45.420 saying you like canada fuck no canada sucks if i can go anywhere i go to japan i want to go to
00:00:53.100 japan so bad but he went to japan right me never me never no mischief no no no no no no i went to
00:01:02.460 south korea oh you went to south korea god no no japan japan japan is like it's actually open wait
00:01:09.280 you can't go to south korea right no that's north korea oh the north korea yeah i don't say the guy's
00:01:15.780 name but yeah yeah i don't want to talk about that shit because you never know okay so no okay okay but
00:01:21.100 you just said it aiden you said you want to go to japan so bad i do i'm going oh you think the
00:01:27.800 dude who owns north korea is listening the dude's on like dial-up what's that he still got like msn
00:01:34.220 messenger like he's not he can't listen to us they have like no internet at all north korea
00:01:42.100 so yeah they're um they're um trump how did trump get in touch with uh kim
00:01:48.220 what the like kim kardashian yeah but that's the os i don't know i just i don't know i don't know why
00:01:56.920 he's freaking out like this uh oh it was through uh i think it was telegram no way yeah or maybe
00:02:03.440 carrier pigeons i don't know well when i was um when i was in high school they showed us a video how
00:02:07.600 how it was ran over there about their websites they can't even go on the same website says us
00:02:10.460 about it they can't even see this okay um let me ask you guys both a question let's not get too
00:02:15.960 political but biden or trump who y'all got i don't want to be too political but the two political
00:02:21.580 two biggest political people who do you like more obama oh my life well obama's a goat but
00:02:27.560 if you had to choose because obama technically can't come back listen i'm gonna say it's in a
00:02:32.140 non-political way because i'm not political biden is the real i just i don't know what's going on
00:02:37.800 right i'm a stupid guy i can't even read this is a prop yo i don't know i don't know shit that's
00:02:42.200 going on all i can say is that um um biden's boring biden's boring trump trump's content
00:02:47.920 from a personal personal experience from a personal experience um when both of them became president
00:02:54.260 um it didn't personally affect like i don't see nothing happened oh it's gonna affect you now buddy
00:03:00.040 you're gonna have to pay those taxes okay wait god damn you're gonna have to pay them taxes
00:03:04.800 go ahead finish it go ahead finish it just saying okay so i asked you all the questions don't worry
00:03:12.700 about cancel culture i got trump winning who do you guys want to win i think i think i think trump
00:03:17.940 is pro-american who do you want to win trump or biden i want to go i'm telling you i will vote for
00:03:24.860 trump who will you vote for kai i don't know can you guys even vote yet are you old enough
00:03:29.940 listen yeah we are trump is just content that's all he is he's good content and he what god damn
00:03:36.820 was he good content biden is boring as fuck the dude eats ice cream and yells like and just ride
00:03:42.900 the bike okay listen you're not going to get fucking cancer no i'm saying i swear i don't know
00:03:48.120 i swear to god okay i don't care i don't care miss kiff you obviously know because you're like 10 years
00:03:52.480 older than me so i'm not assigned to be yeah miss kiff i'm about to retire i'm looking at a
00:03:57.080 who would have signed to be choose i don't know he'd probably choose trump because you know why
00:04:03.340 hassan would choose trump he would choose biden because it's politically correct for him but he
00:04:07.240 knows trump's more content he'll have more viewers
00:04:08.940 nah bro i'm not gonna lie i'm gonna be honest listen whatever you want to talk about or not
00:04:13.780 when trump was in office he had that bitch like funny as fuck like the content i hear you saying
00:04:18.580 content wise bro he would like free people out of jail he would make tweets he would just do funny
00:04:23.960 shit get banned on twitter do mad shit bro yeah yeah exactly he was just funny um live on tiktok yeah
00:04:31.180 he was good he just the only thing he didn't do i don't understand was free larry hoover he just
00:04:35.120 should have done that i don't know what the fuck is wrong with dude but just should have free
00:04:38.320 larry but anyways okay enough about the politics wait doesn't rick ross say his name
00:04:43.380 who larry hoover and he goes oh doesn't he wait doesn't doesn't he uh he does right
00:04:54.980 chat am i right he he goes larry hoover oh the fuck am i am i i'm right i i think i'm right
00:05:03.240 yeah okay he does he does he does he does he does he does okay i was like there's a song
00:05:06.600 it so i've never heard the word larry hoover what is that inshallah listen if trump is president
00:05:11.760 he can unban himself off everything oh my god i feel like if trump was in office he would have
00:05:17.160 made sure and you're taking and get banned i promise you i actually think he would have
00:05:21.020 kept him off the streets i mean okay what happened to you going to visit him uh he's banned and uh he
00:05:27.100 wants me to go all the way to him and it's just scary out there i don't know are you scared
00:05:31.700 yeah would you come with me do you miss him of course let's go wait who you guys who
00:05:36.860 you guys talking about the top g yeah top g which by the way yo what the fuck what the
00:05:44.620 fuck why is this i'm scared of what the top g how do you feel about the top g miss uh i think
00:05:55.780 he's a good guy sqc yeah he's a good guy no andrew tate oh god uh i mean he was good content for
00:06:08.720 like two weeks he low-key carried this summer buddy he low-key carried the summer bro i'm gonna tell you
00:06:17.700 right now forget fucking content carry something he was he's a good guy i feel like and he had
00:06:25.120 valid points i don't know him personally so only you will be the one that only you sneeko and uh
00:06:33.360 xq sq will be the ones that know that yeah hey miss why about the x2 shit i need to know the full
00:06:40.860 stories okay this is actually the book about the xqc at a depth thing it's called how to win friends
00:06:47.360 and influence people uh yeah so what do you what do you want to know i'll tell you i want to know the
00:06:51.940 full how did the breakup happen i'll be real with you i'm not watching a three-hour vod about what
00:06:58.280 happened exactly i just wanted you know because you know the outside info what happened what do you
00:07:03.660 think i am the dude from recess that's writing down all the fucking shit i'm a snitch like i don't know
00:07:07.180 well i don't know everything bro listen yo yo all i know is if i could redo my breakup i would do the
00:07:14.540 same thing he did because he had a lot of viewers yo that was crazy afterwards i would have done a
00:07:22.960 rage shadow legend sponsor i wouldn't care yo all right so look okay so but do you know why they broke
00:07:29.280 up or no i'll be real with you no i do not and i i'll be real with you with this i feel like that
00:07:37.160 whole thing just should have been like kind of like you know i it got real ugly i i i actually
00:07:42.740 just felt bad for both of them because i'm like god damn this shit is just ugly for everybody like
00:07:46.440 it was i don't even know i don't even want to know who's right who's wrong it's just it's just weird
00:07:50.400 i felt i felt it was it was it sucked online relation or or person relationships that are known
00:07:57.060 online suck they're they're terrible they suck yeah they're hard they're hard yeah that's his blood
00:08:07.060 pressure kept rising up when i don't like when his blood pressure rises when he argues well no
00:08:11.320 that's probably what he was standing but yeah that it's it's bad yeah it's bad yeah um i feel you
00:08:20.120 yeah so aiden what the next aiden what's yo what the fuck what well it's been like 30 minutes i
00:08:27.020 thought it was when we start gambling so so aiden yeah what's your next step to to feeling better
00:08:34.640 monday i'ma start hitting the gym five okay okay okay get a personal trader get a personal trader get
00:08:40.840 a personal trainer set him up miss can i get a guy that will set you up if i know where you live
00:08:46.300 can i get a i'm telling you you need a personal trainer i want to see i want to see you at the gym
00:08:51.620 like what do you do streams at the gym yeah are you being serious so i don't feel like you're not
00:08:56.240 being serious now monday i'm a lock in bro i got you okay so i'll tell you it's hard the first
00:09:02.060 couple days but you get used to it and it is so much better first few days you're gonna want to
00:09:06.360 quit you're gonna hate your life you say it sucks but you get through that shit it is so much better
00:09:10.820 your person here's what it does and it really does it for everybody where you could take more shit
00:09:16.280 because you could it just feels it's you could take more shit when you go to the gym it really can
00:09:21.840 it takes you away from like this whole streaming thing i'm telling you yeah i know but i i can't tell
00:09:26.980 if you're serious not that you're really gonna go i'm gonna go um also uh do you do like protein
00:09:33.940 shakes and pre-workout and stuff or no yeah but honestly like you don't really have to worry about
00:09:39.020 that that's it that's it that's you that's you need to go to the gym you need to go to the gym
00:09:43.520 do you drink water drink a lot of water yeah exit invite
00:09:47.200 no problem so why do we make us lie like that like what the fuck that's so weird okay so look
00:10:06.120 aiden what monday monday i got you i'm gonna walk in um i wanna i gotta go to i might make a promise
00:10:13.160 too angular did you did you guys see what i said about your community compared to ours
00:10:16.760 our biggest problem what our our community the the poggers community you know you know what
00:10:22.640 the reason why you guys have like taken over a little bit why because you guys work together
00:10:27.800 wait do you guys do you poggers not like each other it's it's just like we kind of all like
00:10:34.080 do our own separate things and shit like you guys are on calls with each other all the time you hang
00:10:37.560 out okay but here's the thing here's the thing though and this is for aiden this is for raise
00:10:42.540 this is for bruce this is for a lot of people i don't think i think it naturally came about
00:10:48.280 like do you guys naturally talk like most of us i can call aiden i can call aiden and he'll pick
00:10:54.560 up and we can have a conversation for like an hour if you really if you wanted to chat is actually
00:10:58.040 i think we naturally talk no no no no we're all good we're all good we're all good i'm just
00:11:02.800 talking like the the poggers community people they kind of like they're like you know we don't
00:11:06.840 always like uh we there's a lot of bashing heads and stuff like that a lot of clashing of
00:11:12.020 dramas and stuff when you guys kind of all work together yeah can i join your side can i
00:11:18.420 officially join the w community yes the way i think he should try to join he needs to go through
00:11:22.660 like a boot camp so you need to do an e-date um you need to be on one of my emotes yeah
00:11:28.880 yeah you need to scrap all your fucking emotes buddy throw some w and l shits in there you know
00:11:35.400 what i'm saying then you gotta you gotta go on the e-date do your thing uh what else what else
00:11:41.080 chat what else what else miss you seem like a really good guy
00:11:44.780 i okay i i'm really good at lying so you don't want to join you gotta play 2k wait bro miss
00:11:54.980 give your eyes look beautiful i know they're contacts uh they're not real i had laser eye
00:12:01.460 surgery no no no i didn't you get eye surgery i did i did did you get did you ever get um
00:12:07.080 yeah i got i got perfect eyes damn i see better than what i see better than 2020 i have 2015
00:12:14.280 wait i want to get that i want to get that that's way cooler laser eye surgery you get 2015
00:12:19.180 kai you want to go i remember when you got that shit yeah
00:12:23.600 you were looking so scary yeah i'll be real with you i'm scared to get any surgery with my eyes
00:12:29.480 i have 2020 vision miss kiff you have a sister who does only fans too yeah well we have a lot of
00:12:37.100 similarities we do we do we're both in a call with kai we both have sisters who do porn sisters who
00:12:43.760 have only fans you guys are both white um you wait i got an idea you do uh uh uh an e-date with
00:12:52.720 with my sister and then you do one with mine oh no i have a better idea how about kai does both on
00:13:01.780 his stream i'm sorry kai doesn't both on his stream was that your idea the fuck are you pointing at me
00:13:10.280 i'm pointing at kai kai could host it for sure but what the fuck are you even talking about
00:13:14.480 pointing me why are you pointing that that's a good idea kai hosted e-date where we both go on a
00:13:20.380 double date with each other's no oh god i'm in i'm in how about this how about aiden's sister
00:13:35.000 takes over mischief's stream and mischief's sister takes over aiden's stream how's your sister
00:13:41.120 24 about the same marriage my yeah okay can i ask you a question did your sister do
00:13:50.360 you uh that like only fans and shit before you were popular or after after oh shit see mine
00:14:00.480 was an og really yeah my mine started her 18th birthday damn damn god damn yeah god damn
00:14:11.640 what the fuck yeah so she's been in that game for like six years uh yeah no it was her 18th birthday
00:14:22.600 um yeah she had a lot of daddies giving her money that day what did she do with adam
00:14:29.700 who's adam who's adam who the fuck is adam yo who's adam adam adam oh adam was i thought he was her uber
00:14:45.000 driver um oh my fucking god bro yeah i because she said she was leaving she was going somewhere and i
00:14:51.040 thought he was an uber driver uh oh fuck yeah what the fuck and it was weird because she was in a taxi
00:14:59.880 and she was in the back seat and i'm like what's going on why are there three girls back there
00:15:03.200 was it like a minivan yeah it was like one of those oh fuck yeah i had no idea oh shit
00:15:11.240 yeah they banged oh fuck did you watch uh no i didn't watch but she did ask me afterwards she's
00:15:25.220 like hey i'm gonna upload this can you watch this and tell me any critiques so i was like hey like
00:15:30.920 at two minutes and 13 seconds you should probably you know i've gotten that before when they were they
00:15:34.460 when they do like the recording and they want you to review it after i know exactly right yeah so you
00:15:39.240 know we got the family together we reviewed the bod we just you know checked to make sure everything
00:15:42.560 was going right right yeah do you do that too of course i mean that's just part of being a good
00:15:47.460 brother that's why you got 2015 vision so you can see that shit exactly kai doesn't understand
00:15:54.420 what it's like to have a sister i know he doesn't understand nigga i literally have a twin sister
00:15:58.760 why did somebody just say sounds about white come on bro bro i have a i literally have a twin sister
00:16:05.060 you do really yes facetime right now no she doesn't like the internet she she she yeah she's cool
00:16:16.380 the fuck if you guys could let me ask you a question if you could be only fans girls right now
00:16:22.280 make 300 grand a month but you can't stream anymore would you do it no say it again
00:16:28.580 if you could be an only fans girl where you could sit there and you make money and shit like that
00:16:33.940 and you just don't you can just chill all i have to do is take pictures i have a question to ask you
00:16:39.040 i don't know if i was a girl i will be the munch i'd be a whore in century nigga i'd be such a whore
00:16:45.760 thank you for the hundred gifted thank you for the hundred gifted thank you for the hundred gifted
00:16:50.420 god i have a question yo is there a video of you and this other guy on like a staircase in a very
00:16:59.140 old video of um yo what the fuck yo you're weird as fuck yo yo zoo glenn what the fuck
00:17:04.940 okay you know what i'm talking about like you've probably seen it before but like it's not you
00:17:11.940 yeah it's not me okay all right like what staircase where that was weird that was so weird bro that was
00:17:17.780 so weird okay someone told me about it are you mad at me no no but that wasn't me i'm just saying
00:17:24.020 it wasn't me okay okay okay yeah wait what's the weirdest thing you guys ever did robin someone
00:17:30.140 robinson yeah oh the weirdest shit i've ever what do you mean weird shit like weird shit as in what
00:17:39.080 like sexually or what not not sexually just like in general it's like what's the weird thing you did
00:17:45.680 when you were younger where you're like that was people be like that's weird that you did that
00:17:48.540 i shit myself twice i'm the one that's not weird that's nothing we've all pissed each other's
00:17:54.820 pants we've done that that's all that's the when you think back to like middle that's why it's not
00:17:58.440 right okay in school i've jerked off before in the bathroom three times once in middle school twice in
00:18:05.580 night school wait we do nothing that's nothing i think i'm meeting middle school you're fucking
00:18:13.380 loser so what yeah you're writing on my phone i was just imagining shit my imagination oh my god you
00:18:21.360 fucking loser oh my fucking god what were you using your health book like what the hell are you jerking
00:18:28.080 off with like jesus christ just ran shit the wall do you know how do you know how horny you got
00:18:34.780 hey who else used to get random boners in class i'm not i know i'm not the only one bro come on
00:18:40.720 who else no and then and then you flip you flip and tuck it everyone's gotten weird boners in class
00:18:45.180 no you go ahead you bet i don't tell my story you won't you won't forget it right
00:18:50.260 no i was in middle school and i watched a girl get her first period
00:18:55.260 what happened first period no her first period oh really like leaked out of her pants what'd you
00:19:03.780 say i almost wanted to throw up it was disgusting what the fuck all right wait did the teacher help
00:19:14.740 her out and shit like mad like did you give her like a tissue or something no i just watched it
00:19:21.140 no okay don't call me a creeper or a weirdo but look um it was like all over the chair
00:19:25.180 uh bloody uh go ahead uh misgive dude i don't your your communities are gonna think different
00:19:32.220 to me if i tell the story just tell it just tell it just tell it just tell it all right if you want
00:19:36.860 to kick it from the call afterwards i totally understand all right so it's not it's not anything
00:19:41.840 that crazy you know what i mean so when i was a kid um i i okay there's so many stories dude i was
00:19:48.520 such a weird kid i was i was a freak uh i uh when i was a kid i used to my mom used to love making
00:19:57.220 carrot cake right she loved making carrot cake and i uh was you know i was in the mood right i was i was
00:20:05.960 horny that day and i went into my pantry and i stole a carrot and i warmed it up in the microwave and i
00:20:17.440 stuck in my ass that ain't that bad you really hyped it up like it was gonna be some crazy shit
00:20:24.400 that ain't that bad bro we've all experimented before okay let me ask you this have you guys
00:20:29.880 tasted your own cum of course it has it was an accident i i rubbed it in my forehead no when you
00:20:36.080 come listen you listen when you guys jerk off and you edge to where you don't know right away
00:20:40.320 it it it it's an explosive that when you finally not emerged like a volcano and then one time it flew
00:20:45.600 all the way up in my hair my mouth my right everywhere like salty but i eat fruit like a smoothie that day
00:20:52.880 it tasted fine i literally by accident came in my mouth so one time i okay not happen to me too but go
00:20:58.560 ahead no go ahead so one time i was literally doing yoga and i was stretching right but i got really horny
00:21:03.600 while i was stretching and i was doing this position yeah just don't show your crack it almost slipped
00:21:13.040 that wasn't my crack it's my back i have scoliosis oh um but so i did that position i jerked off and
00:21:19.360 it went all over me guys i swear to god wait have you all right we've all tried that have you guys
00:21:23.440 ever tried to suck your dick yo wow yes yes we all have reddit i used to look up how to do videos on
00:21:28.960 how to suck my own dick not reddit but that's kind of weird but um you know we'd all tried putting
00:21:34.240 our legs up and try to suck it right no okay how how is it weird that i i looked it up on reddit and
00:21:40.640 you just tried it i was trying to get the real reason how to do it did you figure out how to do it
00:21:45.280 some people are flexible for years here's why i stopped i read a bunch of comments of people that
00:21:51.440 had succeeded and they said it was never worth it so i was like all right i'm done they said that once you
00:21:56.400 do it that if they're like it's not worth it like you you they said it just it's it the pain is too
00:22:02.240 much it doesn't feel good i want to try it again just dude here's what i did just suck someone else's
00:22:08.960 dick and then let them suck your dick and then wait is that story is that story true you're making
00:22:13.040 out of that person you follow poke yeah swear to god that's true i swear on i swear on all my boxes yeah i
00:22:21.200 i was sorry okay you want to hear the story what story all right i'll set the mood so i'm at this
00:22:29.840 party with all my friends right you know the gang's all here i'm with four of my close friends we go to
00:22:35.920 a party and we all are like eyeing this one girl and we're like damn like she's she's the hottest one
00:22:40.560 at the party this girl's hot as shit and she was she was hot as hell and i'm like you know i was feeling
00:22:46.480 good i had 30k viewers that day right so i went up to her i'm i started talking to her about stuff
00:22:52.560 and uh you know i got her number and we start texting and shit and i'm like damn this girl's
00:22:58.480 hot as shit so i she's like yeah like what are you doing tonight and you know that like that feeling
00:23:07.280 that like you get like that like slight horny feeling yeah the tingles anyway so i felt that for a
00:23:15.440 second i'm like oh this girl wants to like go do so i'm down so you know i'm old chris kringle
00:23:20.640 i'm tingling over here i'm really excited right and i drive my car to pick her up and we're talking
00:23:26.800 on the way back she's like yeah i'm a graphics design major this and that i'm like damn that's
00:23:31.680 interesting we're probably gonna get laid so i drive to my house and i'm sitting right here
00:23:36.880 okay i'll set the scene i was sitting right here and the girl she starts grabbing my leg
00:23:46.160 and i'm like i didn't even put on stranger things yet and you're already touching me
00:23:51.280 this girl starts touching my leg and i'm like i'm like are you really turned on right now like i don't
00:23:58.080 understand what the fuck's going on i have uh what was playing uh total drama island was playing
00:24:04.800 is this really turning you on that this guy's about to win the show like all right so this girl
00:24:09.040 starts touching my leg and i get a boner i'm almost immediately you know ka-ching that thing is up in
00:24:15.440 the air i'm ready to go and we're lying there and she pretty much is just like yeah i i actually am
00:24:24.240 super turned on by total drama island i'm like all right so we start making out right we start making
00:24:29.200 out and i'm like fueling her up like oh this is nice and you know uh the show ends and she you know
00:24:40.720 we're about to go to third base she starts grabbing my dick and i start to go down to her vagina right
00:24:48.720 and while i'm there i'm like fingering her kind of but i feel like if there's a big lump and i'm like
00:24:58.800 damn you got a big clit has anyone ever told you that i'm like holy shit your clit is huge it's like
00:25:04.000 a world record it's like i found a great pumpkin pumpkin down there this is crazy so i'm touching it
00:25:11.600 and then she's like
00:25:16.160 kai she's like
00:25:20.640 i'm a horrible person
00:25:23.120 and i'm like wait what's wrong and she's like
00:25:25.920 have you ever done something so fucked and you didn't tell somebody
00:25:33.360 and i'm like like yeah one time i i went to the toilet i didn't flush
00:25:39.840 and she's like
00:25:42.640 what if i told you that i'm a man
00:25:45.200 oh my god
00:25:50.240 i love that story damn kai you got a nice ass
00:25:53.760 yo what the
00:25:55.120 fuck
00:25:57.200 it's it's not over
00:25:59.040 oh my god you got fucked
00:26:02.400 it's not over oh my god
00:26:06.880 so i'm sitting so i'm sitting here
00:26:10.800 can you go to that poster of you in the blue hat
00:26:15.840 yo yo yo you're actually weird no you're actually weird as fuck
00:26:19.200 yeah i was gonna ask the same question i was gonna say you're weird you're weird you're weird
00:26:23.840 what okay can i keep going
00:26:28.000 so i kept going right so the girl's like
00:26:30.640 i'm a man and i'm like i don't believe you like there's no way that she's like no i i have a penis
00:26:36.800 and i'm like prove it
00:26:40.720 and she did
00:26:41.280 but you kept going like you didn't you didn't feel startled or anything hey chad you guys were
00:26:47.600 i kind of thought in the moment i'm like you know what like you gotta try everything once
00:26:52.560 so she's like i she was like yeah i understand if you don't want to do anything after this i
00:26:57.920 totally get it like it's i get it like i'm all that stuff and i'm like
00:27:02.320 like can i just see what it tastes like like what a dick tastes like and she's like yeah go
00:27:08.640 oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no miss miss miss
00:27:14.080 you're lying you're actually lying no it tastes like avocado
00:27:20.000 you're lying not you you're just lying now no i swear i'm not lying i swear i'm not lying so i i
00:27:24.560 literally i licked her dick just to see what it was like and i was like that shit tastes like
00:27:28.640 fucking avocado with no salt next and i'm like i don't want to do that i wasn't gay i just wanted
00:27:33.360 to see what it was like so i i i licked her dick and then you know i'm gonna you know after that she
00:27:40.480 kind of was like all right now what and you know we watched another episode of total drama island
00:27:45.360 and i drove her guys what's i like that story but what i what i what i don't understand is why
00:27:51.520 after you found out she had a dick you just proceeded because here's the thing and that's
00:27:56.560 a great question sometimes in life you just have to uh you know try things and i want you to work out
00:28:02.960 just as i you know licked her dick okay kai kai i wanna what the fuck kai it's your turn to tell
00:28:16.000 an experience you said how much did it take how i taste it it tastes like have you ever had an avocado
00:28:21.120 with no salt and you're like what it just sucks kai can you please tell your experience we've all
00:28:25.280 had experiences like kai so okay so you've done the same thing so what did you do how did you do it
00:28:29.760 uh yeah kai what did you do
00:28:35.520 kai can i tell you i'll be with you i i was a wrestler okay so one i was already pretty
00:28:40.000 fucking gay you gotta i was already on dude's dick all day you know what'd you say like that
00:28:46.240 hey you know it's even worse i was an altar boy all right so listen i i've been around the block
00:28:50.800 you know i've been around the cock quite some time so i was not really the biggest deal in the world
00:28:54.560 for me um wait miz miz they're all right i've read it that whole time wow miz are all wrestlers
00:29:00.560 actually gay i feel like to be a wrestler you have to be either really confident in your sexuality or
00:29:06.640 you are gay because i mean like there's ball sacks on your face every day you're like do you do there's
00:29:13.280 a move in in wrestling called the oiler where you literally stick your fingers in the guy's ass and it's
00:29:18.800 legal no there's no fucking way i swear okay okay okay can we switch the topic bro yeah let's
00:29:24.320 change the topic do you guys want to hear about the other time i sucked a dick yeah what what it was
00:29:29.440 it was for a job wait before you do that i want to know kai i want to listen yeah i want to know
00:29:34.960 i want to know the staircase story yeah but what are you talking about bro i don't know what you're
00:29:39.440 talking about guy baby i don't know what you're talking about that was not me whatever yeah
00:29:56.000 were you on a staircase and slipped on a banana peel yo what the wait wait wait wait i got you why
00:30:01.200 banana peel oh well yo whoa whoa whoa whoa i got you guys i got you i'm locked in with you i got
00:30:08.080 you whoa whoa whoa whoa i got you i got you guys out of all things why banana peel out of all things
00:30:13.680 it's just a very classic thing from cartoon network or another show where you would slip on a banana peel
00:30:19.120 and things would happen well why banana peel it could have been anything else but you know
00:30:24.400 i mean like a wet floor sign or some shit yo weird champ BLM bro okay i got i got something for y'all
00:30:31.680 how do y'all feel about people spam and BLM in the chat after the slightest thing i don't give a
00:30:37.040 shit he wouldn't be more racist you don't care about being you don't care about BLM oh yo he's canceled he's
00:30:41.360 canceled he's canceled he's canceled he's canceled he's canceled okay okay wait you don't care about BLM
00:30:48.240 no he said do you care people spam BLM i said no i don't care so you don't care people protest BLM
00:30:54.400 yo it's racist to put BLM in the chat when someone does some little shit like hi i in gta i look
00:31:01.680 not well like literally when we were rp i would punch him in the face and people would say BLM
00:31:08.400 i would be walking down the street kai and rp something out and hit somebody who was
00:31:13.040 you know and they would say BLM
00:31:17.280 so you can't even role play as a cop oh that'd be really bad yeah i'll be real with you kai
00:31:24.400 i'm kind of getting tired of the whole like i come in your stream and say how you doing and you
00:31:27.920 say give subs or you're racist i'm getting real tired yo you say that yeah aiden give 100 subs
00:31:32.960 or you're racist simple as that the all right let's be racist then okay what can we switch the
00:31:41.520 tables imagine if i was asking you to give them yeah now it gets boring because it's a white guy asking
00:31:47.280 no it's not no it's not okay what was it okay what's your scenario what's the scenario kai gift me five
00:31:52.960 subs of your racist kai baby i think how you like it kai whenever i say that your smile gets bigger no i don't
00:32:01.440 you're weird as fuck yo you're actually weird as fuck it's not they're all with it shut up you both have
00:32:06.560 a nice one now the only one the only one that's bought the only one that's cool is come from
00:32:10.880 baby all right kai tell the staircase story come on bro that is not me shut the up bro okay what
00:32:20.160 i do want to know is this do you know who it was or no shut the i don't know who it was bro shut the
00:32:24.720 up please oh my god can you explain no he said please we'll leave it alone yeah but he said please to
00:32:32.240 you so kai can you explain to me shut the fuck up miss kiff do you stop calling miss okay i'll close
00:32:38.720 miz kiff oh miz kiff yes stop calling you queen miss kiff miz kiff miz kiff yo miz kiff
00:32:50.080 hi yo okay hold on wait wait hold on miss miss kiff um your new name is avocado
00:33:02.800 okay i don't mind that so now you're making fun of the way i talk yo blm blm blm blm i mean
00:33:10.400 aiden ross with the five gifted bro i appreciate that
00:33:14.560 hi blm blm blm blm blm we got him we got him so aiden how do you feel about the topic uh
00:33:20.960 how do you feel about the lgbtq community i love them
00:33:25.200 hold on there's a girl calling me what should i say aiden aiden loves the lg community there's a
00:33:28.960 girl calling me what should i say pick up wait is it uh hello yo what's up what you doing i'm
00:33:39.600 chilling at the crib
00:33:42.240 you not on twitch or nothing right say no say no you want twitch no
00:33:49.200 oh you want to mute you're a bitch dude kai come play minecraft
00:33:53.520 you're a bitch just kidding kai baby
00:34:00.640 kai come play minecraft hurry up come on we're about to kill the enderman
00:34:05.120 you said what
00:34:06.400 i look good right now
00:34:08.080 yeah okay i want you can i get off stream and go fuck her
00:34:12.960 huh come back to me you work very much okay hold on wait wait i'm i'm in i'm in the uh
00:34:18.880 discord call my friends in the meeting right now tell show her me show her me show her me look
00:34:23.280 this is one of my friends you want to see one of my friends
00:34:25.200 don't fuck that huh hey tell that bitch to shut the fuck up you said fuck them yeah hey tell that
00:34:35.040 whore to watch her fucking tone uh one of them said tell that whore to watch her tone
00:34:40.000 yeah tell tell tell that you said you are that was biscuit um what you trying to say
00:34:48.560 what you trying to say no she said you drunk
00:34:52.560 kai don't fucking play with i'm drunk right now a guy i'm getting played with kai
00:34:57.440 she's drunk and crying uh oh who is that i'm drunk and crying please kai stop
00:35:04.560 i don't want this i don't want this you said what
00:35:11.680 i said you can start texting me dag i'm done playing
00:35:15.040 hey tell the bitch to shut the fuck up put her in the place
00:35:17.440 my friend my friends are my friends are my friends are my friends will be mad at you
00:35:23.920 you know you are this ain't never even me imagine you want me to call you later
00:35:30.640 huh yeah call me later
00:35:32.960 hey okay thank you show you show her me real black laser nader in the background
00:35:38.000 she wants that bbc yo what the fuck they got a group she got a groupie with her
00:35:43.120 you know um what am what am i what am i oh first of all let me oh you know who you are
00:35:49.760 yo what the fuck i'm a nigga is that what i am no i mean well hold on boom
00:35:55.760 yo well no wait hold on a second stop no because bro you asked on the spot bro really bro are you
00:36:02.160 serious right now listen listen what is that pogo stick
00:36:06.400 damn kai do it again like i can't i can't even do anything normal bro hi okay okay let me let me
00:36:18.880 clear something up real quick because i know because i just was on the phone call and shit
00:36:22.720 i am currently a month and a half celibate um i don't talk to anybody right now what's that you
00:36:30.240 know what celibate is no not having sex didn't you just see uh never mind that don't mean what the
00:36:37.760 fuck i can't just see what about the stair what about the staircase i don't know what about the
00:36:42.320 staircase because it wasn't me wait you know what's crazy you are literally just like me dude you have
00:36:49.440 a bunch of girls over you do a bunch of and don't don't you don't you just don't
00:36:55.040 fuck nigga like bro you copy me oh thank you kai kai kai do they want to up be honest i mean who
00:37:01.760 wouldn't want to you do they want to now they just want to the big drop exactly bro every
00:37:08.480 girl calls me and they just come on bro oh oh all duke gotta do is this uh-huh things of bad nature
00:37:15.040 then it's over it's over them girls come out them panties is dropping
00:37:20.080 i'll be real with you i'm wet i want to see dude can you get dude yo yo ms you and aiden are like
00:37:30.160 mirrored you guys are that's gotta be racist that's gotta be racist i was gonna say that actually is
00:37:36.080 racist no y'all niggas is really twins bro like that's your twin are you saying that because
00:37:44.000 no they got it wait wait no wait hold on this whoa wlm wlm i didn't i didn't say
00:37:50.000 that's saying women lives matter no they're saying white lives matter okay all right so look so
00:37:56.000 why are you laughing at that what the fuck i'm not what ricky you right you laughing at that
00:38:01.760 okay look okay first of all i'm not even laughing
00:38:06.320 okay look okay you guys are literally twins what if this is uh what if this is what you needed like
00:38:13.520 what if this is it right here how about you go visit miss kiff and you guys spend a weekend
00:38:19.120 together twins miss kiff you just literally said look alike are we not are we just gonna let that
00:38:24.320 slide what's something that me and aiden look alike for like yeah when you see me and aiden what is
00:38:30.480 the two things that really go yeah how do we look alike yeah yeah yeah yeah go ahead and revive your
00:38:35.040 ancestors i know i know you i know you guys want to bring them back to 2023 bro this is not cool bro
00:38:42.160 this is not cool man wait a second was that a jew joke oh my god oh oh my god so i'm i'm half jewish
00:38:52.000 so that was a jew and a half joke oh my god that's funny no that's not funny wait what the
00:38:58.480 did you just say bro like actually hold on are you guys just talking in calls like this and just trying
00:39:03.600 to cancel each other because this i gotta join these more i'm talking about the now they're doing now they're
00:39:10.000 doing jlm can we get some jcps in the chat what did that mean though can you explain what you
00:39:16.480 meant with the ancestor shit huh you said something about ancestors what did you mean by that like
00:39:21.840 the plantation owners what you grow weed
00:39:29.280 whoa you just defend whoa wait wow wow okay so not only did aiden just defend the plantation i said i was
00:39:38.560 gonna say no no no no no no no no no bro no but he just asked me i am a drug dealer bro i used to
00:39:47.360 sell weed no yes i did i used to be a bad boy backing up a notch i would like this you don't think a guy
00:39:55.360 like me could sell drugs yeah oh god i used to sell drugs you know what i used to do i used to buy wax
00:40:00.640 pens in high school for 15 bucks for the carbon battery and i would flip it out for 30. bro you want
00:40:06.480 one of the most money i ever made in a day you chat do this if you want to make money you get
00:40:11.200 waters on a really hot day a bunch of waters right and you buy them in like the the packets and you go
00:40:16.720 to to like busy stop signs and like lights light stuff sell the waters for a dollar or two each you'll
00:40:21.680 make a ton bro bro you're you're literally copying the atlanta water boys bro like bro they've been on
00:40:27.680 that for years bro like you acting like little baby don't come through this motherfucker and bless all of
00:40:32.400 them bro stop taking the credit of the atl water boys bro you know what when you come to atlanta
00:40:38.320 i will tell every water boy there is that you're still in there have you seen low baby have you seen
00:40:42.800 low baby in atlanta yet or no no what is the water boys is that the team no they're a group of people
00:40:49.920 that sell waters and they and they do anything they hustle you feel what i'm saying but look though
00:40:54.320 dominique i ain't seen dominique yet though bro i watched the documentary so it's like it's kind of like
00:40:58.240 we caught we close already but i haven't seen 4 pf yet damn i haven't seen baby in them yet atl jacob
00:41:05.840 atl jacob dude you guys are from such a different world than me it's crazy so do you yeah yo you
00:41:12.800 dead ass don't listen to anything what was your guys's very first video game that's what i'm thinking
00:41:17.200 we both you should just switch lives that's just switch lives no but we can't should i tell you
00:41:21.840 guys what i listen to music wise yeah so what are your top three rappers top three rappers
00:41:26.080 what are your top three rappers chat i i swear to you i don't listen to rap okay i listen to uh
00:41:33.360 three hours of ocean music for sleep uh let's be real what artists do you actually like
00:41:41.440 i i don't really listen to music how old are you then 27 damn damn damn damn damn guess what
00:41:51.920 bitch in what in like five years kai you're gonna be where i'm at okay it goes by so fast you're gonna
00:41:58.640 be here so fast kai and you're gonna be questioning everything you do and in five years and in five
00:42:05.280 years you're gonna be 32. you're gonna be 32. and i'll be at some yankee game doing some and i'll
00:42:13.200 i'll i'll i'll be old in 10 years duke is gonna be 40. do you know how bad that is yeah that's
00:42:18.800 up bro duke's old i'm not old duke's old right boy bro y'all one year apart wait 10 years how am i
00:42:25.280 gonna be 31. duke is 28. holy aiden life is actually so short not really yeah it is yes yes it is bro
00:42:37.200 but i'm gonna be honest after your lives are short because you're only 20 years old after after i think
00:42:40.960 30 like your life is pretty much done i'm not i'm not no you're not dead but like you then it's time
00:42:46.880 we start well okay let's be honest let's be honest let's be honest bro late 20s are is is young
00:42:53.120 30s is like you're not even old bro let's be honest well 30s if you in your 30s you just
00:42:57.600 you feel what i'm saying you just do your thing now they say they say life begins at 30. who says that okay
00:43:04.800 people who ain't very now when you're four zero is that like 40 like go ahead and say yo have a
00:43:12.240 good night five like get it get ready to you feel what i'm saying you're getting ready for your
00:43:16.400 funeral no not your funeral i don't want to take it wrong okay i don't think i'm gonna live long
00:43:24.240 yo shut almost not doing that okay don't put that in the air aiden ross no no can i just stop bro
00:43:31.120 the power of the tongue is very powerful can you please don't put that in the air like if you if
00:43:39.200 that's what you think do not say it you feel what i'm saying it is strong as don't say things like
00:43:45.440 that bro you manifest it the way the same way you positively manifest your life oh i'm gonna be this
00:43:50.640 i'm gonna be this i'm gonna be this the more you say it the more of a chance if you really believe in
00:43:54.320 it it will happen do not say that listen shut the up listen listen i respect because you're a good
00:44:00.160 friend you care about me you love me i don't even i don't mean i don't mean i don't mean that in a
00:44:03.440 bad way like i'm just saying like if it okay let me take that back you're right i refer to that wrong
00:44:07.600 yeah come on i if i happen to pass away early i would be okay with it does that make sense
00:44:13.200 oh my god of course you'll be okay if they'd be dead yo bro i genuinely hate i got you aiden don't
00:44:19.600 worry don't talk like that shut up please okay oh please mo stop bro please bro stop relax yeah miss
00:44:30.160 miss you too no it's not nice bro you feel me kai listen i'm gonna say right now the point i'm trying to
00:44:37.760 say is i i'm gonna say like i hope i die okay i love life i love everything about it i meant to say
00:44:43.600 like okay how do i put it do you know when people are on their deathbed and you know what they regret
00:44:49.920 in the life do you know oh you haven't even lived life yet nope i don't know that can you listen to
00:44:55.120 what i'm saying um there was an article that came out and it said uh 100 people that were on their
00:45:00.320 deathbed about to die do you know what they all regretted the normal thing the normal choice can
00:45:03.680 anyone guess what it is what they regret not living or some shit like that isn't that right
00:45:12.640 isn't that what it is they regret not living what i'm just fuck this shit bro what i'm gonna say is
00:45:17.120 i'm at peace whenever you know you're not at peace you just told you just told us that you're not
00:45:24.800 fucking happy i'm not gonna be at peace all right so why the fuck are you lying to yourself shut the
00:45:28.640 fuck up lock in find peace find happiness you'll be fine bro it's hard guy it's hard to find
00:45:33.920 happiness sometimes you know i just i just found that article where life is not easy you said 100
00:45:40.160 people said were reviewed and discussed what they were thinking on their deathbed you know what they
00:45:45.520 were actually thinking of what it says stop reviewing me i'm dying
00:45:50.640 that's what they were thinking of they were telling the person to stop interviewing them
00:45:57.760 aiden that article that you said was wrong wow yeah i don't know where you also you really like
00:46:03.840 that pen hey aiden can i ask you a question anything do you do you think if you were in my
00:46:12.960 situation when there was a girl and you're watching total drama island
00:46:15.520 do you think you would have done it if i was drunk who knows what if you were me you were sober you
00:46:23.440 had a uh an orange juice before i don't know would you guys ever do shrooms no yo are you thinking about
00:46:31.600 doing drugs no gosh you're not shrooms are different like they open your mind up to things
00:46:36.320 i'm sorry yeah but i'm scared i'm scared of bills i'm scared of booms i'm scared of there's still drugs
00:46:45.440 all right then i probably won't do it you're right there listen i think that if you're gonna do drugs
00:46:53.360 aiden i'm not okay but you you kind of sound like it but maybe when you have a better mental you know
00:46:59.520 i mean if you right now you're in a really bad space state that's you know it's the worst time to do drugs
00:47:06.320 i really am fat you're huge that's what i'm trying to get at you're ridiculous how fat am i
00:47:13.520 hey did you see mrs transformation don't care yo what the i'm kidding miss kiff
00:47:20.720 miss kiff i weigh 170 pounds is that bad you want to see what i look like
00:47:25.520 yeah wrong transformation
00:47:33.840 okay ready
00:47:39.200 yo i ain't gonna lie it looks good
00:47:41.760 huh that's the gym bro that's that gym bro let me see your chest
00:47:48.800 not bad huh hi no way to take your hoodie off let me see no no no no
00:47:52.960 Oh
00:47:58.340 Fuck you I'll do it for you
00:48:09.340 You look like Adam Sandler
00:48:16.500 Why do you say yo like that I take your shirt off your turn, but I'm Aki bro look Aki
00:48:23.960 Everyone got the lotion. What does Aki mean? Yeah, I'm not Aki, bro
00:48:31.780 Should I go to Urban Dictionary, what does Aki mean?
00:48:36.840 You look all right
00:48:42.680 Damn you're hot
00:48:46.060 Okay, what's that? What's that? What's that tattoo? It says see no evil
00:48:49.980 Huh see no evil on your arm? Hand no evil see no evil speak no evil. I like that all positivity man. wk
00:48:58.220 Smile more smile more. Wait, where'd you get your tattoos?
00:49:01.740 Um, when did I get them? Yeah
00:49:07.180 In a span of like
00:49:09.180 So I started off I started off when I was 18 and then
00:49:13.220 It's better two years in the two years
00:49:15.220 Watch what I have to get a tattoo. Watch how good I'm gonna look. Watch how good I'm gonna look bro. I'm really gonna hit the gym
00:49:21.520 I'm gonna look so good. No, no. Actually, bro
00:49:24.540 Aiden
00:49:26.540 Yeah, you hit the gym is raps who believes in the chat guys you what you guys like you and me Aiden we we have to work out why?
00:49:36.540 Because we're short
00:49:38.540 The thing is like guys are too short. Oh, yeah guys guys like Kai are like at a decent side, right?
00:49:44.520 Well, why are you saying I'm TOS bro? These are not tits shut the fuck up
00:49:50.300 Look, that's too short. Yeah, too short. Yeah, too short. Oh my god. My tits are getting fatter
00:49:54.720 No, Aiden. No
00:49:58.080 It's not funny Kai. They're really okay. Okay. I'm sorry
00:50:02.820 I'm sorry that just means you have to go to the gym, bro. Is it too late?
00:50:07.640 Yeah, it's too late. You're too fat
00:50:09.640 You're not even fat. He's just gaining. He's in the process of gaining weight, which you know you're not fat. You're obese. He's right
00:50:18.500 You're an asshole, bro
00:50:20.500 Hey, Miss Kim. What do you eat? What do you eat? What do you eat? Like shit? Miss Kim is this TOS?
00:50:25.620 What doesn't he eat is what you're asking? All right, bro. Stop miss Kim. Look is this TOS?
00:50:35.480 No, because those aren't fake you're fine
00:50:37.480 Oh
00:50:39.480 Look at my nipples. All right now. I'm over here. I was in the chill
00:50:45.780 It's getting weird now, bro. I'm never getting a twitch contract again. He's getting weird now. Stop, bro. Okay. That's weird, bro
00:50:53.480 T. Oh, hey, well, okay. You want you guys was like crazy. I used to have a I said mantis
00:50:59.660 Really like like I saw it was actually a thing. It's called gynecomastia
00:51:04.880 I had literally mantis. I had bigger tits to my sister at one point like literally
00:51:09.180 I was able to stick my whole boob in my mouth and why don't you have it anymore? I got rid of it
00:51:14.780 It was five thousand dollars. So let's do that. How'd I do that?
00:51:17.880 It was
00:51:19.880 No, shut up, shut up. You see he wants to go to short route, bro. Get your ass
00:51:23.400 All right, I will. All right
00:51:26.520 Okay, wait, are you guys going to twitchcon?
00:51:28.920 Yeah, yeah
00:51:30.760 Ty, why are you going?
00:51:33.320 I'm going with Bruce and Rage and then they called me and I was saying I want to go find out how about this con and it was like
00:51:40.120 Yo, just go just for the experience. So I was like fuck it. Ty, you know
00:51:44.120 I didn't
00:51:45.560 Are you gonna go?
00:51:48.200 I don't want to go
00:51:50.200 Should I go to yo, I swear to God look
00:51:53.400 If I go there and first date that shit is ass, I'm out
00:51:58.280 On God?
00:51:59.560 Yes, wait, but I'm gonna be there
00:52:02.120 So yeah, it might suck. It might suck. Wait, so what you gonna do like are we doing like you want to do anything like
00:52:07.000 Obviously, you want to do stuff after switchcon, right?
00:52:10.840 Who?
00:52:12.840 You?
00:52:13.560 Yeah, I'm coming over. I'm gonna I'll just fly with you guys back on your uh the amp
00:52:18.680 Wait, rage is going he confirmed
00:52:27.320 No, I think I think everyone's going dude. This is the first twitchcon in two years
00:52:32.760 Bo rage one. I thought it was a yearly thing
00:52:35.800 It was it is but COVID and shit. They didn't have it
00:52:38.600 Bo rage was a play
00:52:39.720 Wait, give more masks?
00:52:41.320 Hold on guys. We have a twitch staff in here. It's okay corporate. Um, that he just has a shirt off. It's not nothing serious
00:52:46.680 Oh, my bad. My bad. Yeah. Yeah corporate. Um, how you doing?
00:52:49.800 They probably thought you were Casey drawn. You're fine
00:52:51.560 Oh, I just broke my back
00:52:55.720 Why you just did it like that? What the fuck?
00:52:58.600 Chill bro
00:53:00.600 Oh god, it's crazy how we all come from different sides of the coins crazy
00:53:11.000 You guys there's so much things you guys know that I don't like name five rappers and I bet you I don't know the name
00:53:17.240 Do you know Kodak is? Oh, yeah, I know Kodak Black
00:53:21.880 Okay, okay
00:53:24.200 Do you know who um, Lil Pump is? Drake? Yeah, the gambler. I know that guy. Who else? Lil Pump
00:53:30.920 I know Lil Pump
00:53:32.440 Do you know who Lil Baby is?
00:53:36.680 Lil Baby
00:53:37.240 Do you know who Travis Scott is?
00:53:39.640 Yeah, yeah
00:53:40.280 Do you know who Lil Ozzy is?
00:53:41.800 Yeah, yeah
00:53:42.440 Do you know Kedrick Lamar?
00:53:43.960 Yeah
00:53:44.360 Wait, I'm actually pretty good
00:53:45.960 Yeah
00:53:46.280 Does XCC actually want to join you at?
00:53:47.880 Wait, I know most of these guys
00:53:48.840 Do you know J Cole?
00:53:51.000 No, I don't know who TJ is
00:53:52.200 Jake Cole
00:53:53.560 I do know all
00:53:54.360 I actually know most of these people
00:53:55.320 I don't know any other music
00:53:56.360 Um, yeah, I don't NBA Youngboy?
00:53:59.640 No, I have no idea what that is
00:54:01.800 Lil Durk?
00:54:03.080 No
00:54:06.120 Juice WRLD?
00:54:07.400 No
00:54:08.520 XXXTentacion?
00:54:10.920 No
00:54:11.640 Oh, yeah, I know that one
00:54:13.160 He died, right?
00:54:14.200 Yeah
00:54:14.520 Let me let me name some of uh
00:54:16.840 Some some like uh artists that I'm I have like very aware of
00:54:19.880 But maybe you guys don't know
00:54:20.680 I think I am going to switch
00:54:21.720 How about Nermon?
00:54:23.640 Do you guys know Taylor Swift?
00:54:25.960 Yes
00:54:26.200 Yeah
00:54:27.480 Uh, Harry Styles?
00:54:29.000 Yeah
00:54:30.200 One dollar show
00:54:30.840 Uh, Billie Eilish?
00:54:32.920 Yes
00:54:33.160 Yeah
00:54:34.120 Katy Perry?
00:54:34.680 I'm the bad guy
00:54:35.880 Yes, Katy Perry
00:54:36.760 California girls were undeniable
00:54:40.760 See, you guys are much more into music
00:54:42.040 Nelly, I'm gonna fuck you so bad
00:54:43.720 I'm gonna at Nelly's a stat
00:54:44.760 I'm gonna suck a stat
00:54:45.960 Oh, fuck, you like the trick shot
00:54:46.760 Wait, Nelly, if I go to a switch conk
00:54:48.120 We actually meet up and see
00:54:49.000 Fuck
00:54:49.400 That's, that's, that's, that's, that's why
00:54:50.760 That's why I said you guys like music
00:54:52.440 You know for someone who was just talking shit about it
00:55:05.000 You exactly knew the whole song
00:55:06.840 I want to talk a shit about it
00:55:08.600 Oh, I love dubstep
00:55:10.520 I'm just overall, like, I'm just cultured, bro
00:55:13.080 That's it
00:55:13.480 No, you are, I wish I was, dude
00:55:15.640 I'm like
00:55:16.120 Gang bang
00:55:19.400 No, that was pretty good
00:55:26.760 I, I like, um
00:55:27.960 Yeah, have you ever, have you ever watched So Close to Toast?
00:55:31.640 No
00:55:31.880 Guys, I, I really have to go, um, piss
00:55:35.320 I'll go back
00:55:35.880 Um
00:55:36.280 Don't move, either of you
00:55:39.200 Stay
00:55:39.600 Dude, what?
00:55:45.080 It was only 11,000 square feet
00:55:46.780 Oh, wait, no
00:55:47.920 It says, it says 126,000 square feet
00:55:50.300 Nah, it's kind of a golf course
00:55:51.520 You can tell
00:55:52.120 Oh, so then 11,000
00:55:55.260 11,000, okay
00:55:56.240 So if it's only 11,000 square feet
00:55:58.180 Let's just try to get something in the 8,000 to 10,000 range
00:56:00.200 Okay
00:56:02.360 Cool thing is we'll have water
00:56:03.880 We'll be on water anyway
00:56:04.740 You know what I mean?
00:56:05.140 So we'll give you up going with boats and shit anyway
00:56:06.600 And like shit like that
00:56:07.360 How it wasn't
00:56:08.160 Cloud
00:56:08.420 Dude, yes
00:56:11.120 The boat, the lake was so relaxing
00:56:12.940 I know, used to lay out there outside and not say a word to anyone
00:56:15.560 You were kind of weird and acting a little bit
00:56:17.240 Fucking unsui
00:56:18.300 Only 11,000 square footage, lol
00:56:20.740 Lost balls, I know only
00:56:22.220 I know, but chat, I'm not gonna lie
00:56:23.740 Somebody's house are only like 40 mil
00:56:26.040 I don't understand like, I don't know
00:56:27.480 Only 40 mil
00:56:29.600 It's a joke, obviously
00:56:31.560 Hurricane season, GG
00:56:34.920 What do you mean?
00:56:36.320 Well, chat, hurricane's bad at Miami, yes or no?
00:56:39.460 Okay, but LA has earthquakes, bro
00:56:41.160 Like, what the fuck?
00:56:42.940 LA literally has earthquakes
00:56:48.620 And fires, yep
00:56:53.880 Miami's going underwater
00:56:55.660 No, it's not, bro
00:56:56.900 Why does everyone say that?
00:57:05.820 Do you like living in Miami right now?
00:57:07.340 Um, it's cool, but
00:57:11.280 I don't know
00:57:12.600 You know, I go back and forth between here and Cancun, so
00:57:15.020 It is what it is
00:57:16.900 What the fuck?
00:57:17.420 I didn't know that
00:57:18.160 Cancun is hot as fuck
00:57:19.720 For sure, I've been back and forth between here and Cancun
00:57:23.500 But I will say this
00:57:25.600 Miami
00:57:26.440 Way cooler than LA
00:57:28.880 I believe you
00:57:31.180 I mean, dude
00:57:31.600 Miami is a sick time
00:57:33.320 It is literally insane
00:57:34.820 Nearly hurricanes
00:57:37.440 Do you ever leave the house, though?
00:57:40.360 Like, do you actually enjoy Miami?
00:57:41.620 Like, do you enjoy the
00:57:43.220 The things that are outside
00:57:47.300 Like, the sun?
00:57:48.500 Yeah, you want some coke?
00:57:50.020 Stop
00:57:50.460 Be nice, bro
00:57:51.520 Do you want a cheeseburger for that fuck?
00:57:54.480 What the fuck?
00:57:55.300 You just said
00:57:56.900 Be nice
00:57:57.400 And he said that shit
00:57:58.720 What the fuck?
00:58:00.900 I'm kidding, bro
00:58:01.740 I'm kidding, bro
00:58:03.860 You love Cuffin?
00:58:05.500 What do you love about him?
00:58:06.600 Are we gonna fuck into Cuffin as well?
00:58:08.140 I mean, you can see if we get to
00:58:09.080 Snuck off and fuck
00:58:10.100 Cuffin is a fucking dream
00:58:12.000 I need somebody like Banks in there
00:58:14.060 Who's like a heart
00:58:14.760 Who's like a
00:58:15.520 Like, kind of gonna be like the boss of everyone
00:58:17.340 Yeah, he would
00:58:18.240 But he wouldn't make content
00:58:19.500 But like, also
00:58:20.260 I don't know
00:58:21.580 What are you trying to say?
00:58:22.200 No Banks?
00:58:22.580 I'm telling him he said that
00:58:23.520 What?
00:58:26.020 What'd you say?
00:58:27.460 Can I Mike Nalak?
00:58:28.300 Yes or no?
00:58:28.880 Let me know right now
00:58:29.340 Logan Paul's boyfriend?
00:58:30.380 Let me know right now
00:58:31.580 Logan Paul's boyfriend?
00:58:33.540 You wrote a dick
00:58:34.200 You wrote a dick
00:58:35.120 But also
00:58:35.620 Mike would never even be home, bro
00:58:37.660 I know
00:58:37.940 He's on the road like
00:58:38.700 24 hours
00:58:39.680 I know
00:58:40.360 I know
00:58:40.440 He just got a new house
00:58:43.340 He did?
00:58:44.720 He's on the road doing shows
00:58:46.540 Right, we
00:58:49.340 All right, chat
00:58:51.700 Who else should be in the house?
00:58:55.560 Ava
00:58:55.920 Really?
00:59:01.080 I ain't gonna lie
00:59:01.580 Ava in the house
00:59:02.200 Would look at me that bad
00:59:03.040 I know
00:59:04.500 Her speed would just
00:59:05.820 Fuck
00:59:06.200 Yeah, there go
00:59:13.140 Your girl
00:59:13.520 Content creator right there
00:59:14.680 Ava
00:59:15.160 I ain't gonna lie
00:59:16.420 W
00:59:17.000 Chaz, is that a W
00:59:17.920 Person
00:59:18.480 Should we do that, chat?
00:59:22.540 Should we move Ava in?
00:59:24.860 How old is Ava?
00:59:26.580 Like 21
00:59:27.300 Mom
00:59:27.800 Damn
00:59:28.300 We need to move a girl in, chat
00:59:35.400 Who should the girl be?
00:59:40.320 Want me to have any ideas?
00:59:41.760 It's here already?
00:59:42.800 Dude, I don't even know about any girls
00:59:44.480 Why?
00:59:46.260 Not like content creators
00:59:47.480 Like unless you want like
00:59:48.340 Someone who just like
00:59:50.260 Be around
00:59:51.420 Like who?
00:59:52.180 I'm trying to think
00:59:53.580 Like I feel like
00:59:54.360 I don't know
00:59:56.500 I don't really look into
00:59:57.560 The underground girl
00:59:58.860 Streamer scene
01:00:00.200 Let me see
01:00:02.160 Go chat
01:00:04.960 Stop being weird
01:00:05.580 Like the girl streamers
01:00:17.260 That I know about
01:00:18.020 Like all like
01:00:18.720 Live in houses
01:00:19.740 Who?
01:00:20.860 They're already doing good
01:00:21.880 Just like
01:00:22.500 Like one of my old clients
01:00:25.900 Like Valkyrie
01:00:26.620 You know Valkyrie?
01:00:28.860 Yeah
01:00:29.100 I worked for her
01:00:29.840 For years
01:00:30.780 Alright, does she want to move in?
01:00:33.560 Fuck no
01:00:34.220 Why not?
01:00:35.260 Fuck
01:00:35.540 Fuck no
01:00:36.960 Why?
01:00:39.740 I don't
01:00:40.060 Cause she has her own house, bro
01:00:41.460 She's a grown ass woman
01:00:42.760 She doesn't want to be in a content house
01:00:44.180 She was already in a content house
01:00:45.740 And like
01:00:46.540 I think she was
01:00:47.700 And then
01:00:48.060 Alright
01:00:49.820 And then she left
01:00:50.580 Let me ask you a question
01:00:51.760 Hmm
01:00:53.040 How old is that right?
01:00:58.740 Let me look it up
01:01:01.400 She's 30
01:01:04.840 What?
01:01:06.840 Dude, that is crazy
01:01:08.100 She does not look 30
01:01:10.580 Do you know Valkyrie?
01:01:16.600 You know who she's looking
01:01:17.180 Moving the house?
01:01:17.800 Ice Spice
01:01:18.300 Who's that?
01:01:23.220 Robert
01:01:23.620 Shall we chat or no?
01:01:28.740 Well, if you know the song
01:01:31.380 You thought I was feeling you?
01:01:33.320 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
01:01:34.220 Sing it
01:01:34.860 Great
01:01:36.900 I don't
01:01:37.380 I don't know that song
01:01:38.200 Like that
01:01:38.700 But I know
01:01:39.400 What's it called?
01:01:40.780 No, just finish the next lyric
01:01:42.000 You're allowed to
01:01:42.740 Give me the pass
01:01:43.280 Well, I don't know what the lyric is
01:01:46.540 I don't know the song
01:01:47.280 Um
01:01:50.400 It's called
01:01:51.640 Yo
01:01:55.140 There's no way
01:01:56.360 He's got this text
01:01:57.120 Bro
01:01:58.440 Ray
01:02:00.120 What?
01:02:02.880 Ray's weird
01:02:03.440 He's not talking now
01:02:04.120 He's so weird when he does this
01:02:05.560 Ray, where are you at?
01:02:07.020 Yo
01:02:07.360 Ray, would Shaq West move in
01:02:10.060 And Don Toliver and Travis?
01:02:12.220 Bro, what do you see?
01:02:13.300 You call me back to say shit like that
01:02:15.120 Wait, do you say Travis?
01:02:20.120 Yeah, would Travis move in?
01:02:21.180 Oh, shit
01:02:26.900 Imagine though
01:02:27.940 Chad, what rappers are moving though?
01:02:37.780 Ray
01:02:38.500 Ray
01:02:41.940 No, Billy
01:02:42.720 No, Billy
01:02:43.360 Yo
01:02:44.420 Wait
01:02:45.220 Your cat's name is Billy
01:02:47.360 Cuff'em
01:02:49.540 What?
01:02:50.500 There's no way your cat's name is Billy
01:02:51.920 Oh, Cuff'em?
01:02:53.640 Yeah
01:02:53.980 Bro
01:02:55.580 Cuff'em
01:02:56.820 You didn't mute it?
01:02:59.360 It's muted
01:03:00.400 Cuff'em, there's no way your cat's name is Billy
01:03:04.820 Oh my
01:03:06.540 Cuff'em
01:03:07.180 Oh, wow
01:03:09.700 That is an insane name
01:03:13.860 Josh, did Lil Pump live with us?
01:03:23.020 Lil Pump
01:03:23.900 Or Julio Julio?
01:03:28.380 Wow
01:03:28.860 Remember when Julio Julio came to the house?
01:03:31.860 Everyone was so fucking scared
01:03:33.280 You don't remember that?
01:03:34.960 Yeah
01:03:35.180 Oh my
01:03:36.080 Dude, yeah
01:03:36.600 You were like
01:03:37.420 You wouldn't let me leave your side
01:03:38.920 Yeah
01:03:39.520 We're outside
01:03:41.140 And I was like
01:03:41.660 I'm gonna go back inside
01:03:42.440 And I'd like shit to do
01:03:43.320 And you were like
01:03:43.820 No, no
01:03:44.140 Stay out of here, man
01:03:44.960 Stay out of here with me
01:03:48.020 Dude, that was frightening
01:03:49.180 I know what
01:03:50.040 I felt like you were having to scare
01:03:51.860 That's bad
01:03:52.940 Being named Billy is crazy
01:03:54.820 Bro, shut the fuck up, bro
01:03:59.380 Like
01:03:59.720 Y'all ain't know what y'all talking about
01:04:01.140 Billy
01:04:02.540 Nigga, who name is that?
01:04:05.200 Chad, is Billy a bad cat name, yes or no?
01:04:09.360 Like, which one of you
01:04:10.340 Like, which one of you thought of that name, bro?
01:04:12.160 You or the girl?
01:04:13.660 Bro, Billy is a good cat name, bro
01:04:15.580 Oh, God, that's a really bad cat name
01:04:17.540 And your uncle named Frank
01:04:18.940 His name is Frank
01:04:20.040 A fucking hot dog
01:04:21.740 That's what he is
01:04:22.740 A glizzy
01:04:23.440 Frank
01:04:24.500 Bitch
01:04:25.780 Okay
01:04:26.500 That's your uncle name
01:04:30.140 It's Frank
01:04:30.900 He can't change it
01:04:32.340 What's your dad's name?
01:04:34.440 I can just look up his police report
01:04:35.700 What's his dad's name?
01:04:36.340 What's your dad's name?
01:04:37.180 Look at you, right in my
01:04:38.680 What's his dad's name?
01:04:39.280 I'm just curious
01:04:40.200 What's your dad's name?
01:04:40.960 I'm on my channel
01:04:41.280 Alright, alright, bro
01:04:42.440 Alright, bro
01:04:43.340 Don't worry about it
01:04:44.420 Bro, how's it been read like six fucking times in a row, bro?
01:05:06.340 Yo, someone just said if you move Action Man in
01:05:08.380 You'd get swatted for a drug bust
01:05:10.220 Yo!
01:05:12.220 That's actually fucking crazy
01:05:13.940 It's actually fucking nuts
01:05:19.840 I'm drop top, Billie Eilish
01:05:24.120 Drop top, black top, Billie Eilish
01:05:27.420 Call them
01:05:30.240 Call them
01:05:33.680 Yeah
01:05:36.000 Look at your phone
01:05:37.960 And when you look at your phone
01:05:40.300 And you look at your phone
01:05:41.640 And look at who just texted me
01:05:44.000 Alright
01:05:45.540 I swear to God to you
01:05:47.860 I swear to God you just said that
01:05:49.540 Let me see
01:05:51.140 What the fuck?
01:05:57.300 What the fuck?
01:05:59.340 Oh, hell no
01:05:59.540 I'm easily here
01:06:00.980 Chat, you want to see it?
01:06:02.920 Oh, you're getting slaves
01:06:04.540 I respect you
01:06:05.320 Whoa, whoa, whoa
01:06:05.760 Don't sit
01:06:06.180 Bro, what are you
01:06:06.600 Bro, stop
01:06:07.320 Yo
01:06:07.820 Hey, yo, what?
01:06:09.600 Don't ever say that ever in your life again
01:06:11.580 Damn
01:06:13.720 Why you said that like
01:06:14.900 You just
01:06:15.220 Black top, Billie Eilish
01:06:26.260 What, did you join the concert house?
01:06:28.720 Wait, what, did Youngboy join it, Snaggy?
01:06:30.600 I mean, not Snaggy, uh, government?
01:06:32.320 Yes, bro
01:06:32.880 We just gotta have a 4K trade
01:06:33.940 We gotta have green flags
01:06:34.900 While we're on
01:06:35.380 Alright, can you call Youngboy
01:06:36.900 And let me know what he says?
01:06:38.860 Uh, what time it is?
01:06:41.300 Oh, shit, he's sleeping right now
01:06:42.260 He finna drop steel flex
01:06:43.280 And still stepping soon
01:06:44.240 So he had to go to bed early
01:06:45.420 Chat, is Youngboy actually better than Kodak?
01:06:47.000 Call him
01:06:47.240 Like, don't Dixuck
01:06:48.020 Be honest
01:06:48.380 Kodak or Youngboy?
01:06:50.420 Youngboy, the fuck?
01:06:51.960 Bro, seriously
01:06:52.380 Don't Dixuck
01:06:52.860 You're pissing me off
01:06:53.360 I'm not Dixucking, nigga
01:06:55.020 How?
01:06:57.240 Bro
01:06:57.520 They like the same in a way
01:07:00.480 They're not
01:07:01.360 It's just my preference
01:07:03.080 My preference
01:07:03.720 Youngboy, Youngboy, the goat murder
01:07:05.560 Kodak, bro
01:07:06.360 You're so dumb, dude
01:07:07.700 You're an idiot
01:07:09.020 You're just scared of Youngboy
01:07:10.120 I fought with Kodak
01:07:11.080 I listen to Kodak
01:07:11.860 What do you mean I'm scared of
01:07:14.160 I'm literally telling you that
01:07:15.320 I think he's not better than Kodak
01:07:18.120 I think Youngboy himself
01:07:23.340 Would tell you that Kodak's better
01:07:24.360 I'm just being honest
01:07:25.280 Crazy, yeah
01:07:27.880 Alright, hey, listen, Dixuck
01:07:29.200 If you want to get mentioned
01:07:30.040 In another district
01:07:30.640 Just say that already, alright?
01:07:32.860 If you want to get mentioned that bad
01:07:34.480 Just say that already
01:07:35.340 No, my question
01:07:35.980 When he dissed me
01:07:36.600 Like
01:07:37.720 If he said
01:07:38.640 Nobody fucked me
01:07:39.460 Would you fuck with me?
01:07:41.700 Hell no
01:07:42.540 Why not?
01:07:46.560 Because of what he said
01:07:47.720 No matter what he says
01:07:51.160 You're listening
01:07:51.640 Yeah
01:07:53.960 Okay, let's call him a dick sucker
01:07:56.800 Let me know right now
01:07:57.560 I'm trolling, obviously, bro
01:08:03.180 Alright, I gotta go to the bathroom
01:08:05.920 Excusy broke up with his girlfriend
01:08:07.920 Bro, why do y'all keep saying that, bro?
01:08:09.340 Do you think I give a fuck?
01:08:11.760 Yo
01:08:12.060 I mean, realistically
01:08:13.280 Do y'all think I really care?
01:08:16.660 What am I, a fucking therapist?
01:08:19.380 Nah
01:08:19.660 Nah
01:08:20.160 Why do you guys even know that?
01:08:22.480 Like, damn, they came here
01:08:23.340 They want to give him a med kit or some shit?
01:08:25.080 Right
01:08:25.360 Like, bro, why are you spreading his news in here?
01:08:32.020 We ain't Cupid, bitch
01:08:33.220 Alright, Cupid, if I gotta go to the bathroom
01:08:39.340 Will you talk to my chap?
01:08:41.180 Yeah
01:08:41.500 Alright, chat
01:08:42.500 Talk to Cupid, everyone say hi, Cupid
01:08:44.020 Wait, before you go
01:08:45.040 What?
01:08:46.380 Blacktop, be really Irish
01:08:48.380 Huh?
01:08:54.200 Hey, what's the name?
01:08:55.540 The Charger?
01:08:56.540 It's over here?
01:08:57.580 Yeah, it's connected to the Tisha
01:08:58.700 Yo, Chad, what's the name?
01:08:59.820 What's up, too, man?
01:09:01.060 Miss you, Cupid?
01:09:01.680 Yeah, Chad, my first stream back
01:09:03.460 Is gonna be with me and my girlfriend
01:09:04.640 I'm gonna introduce y'all to her
01:09:05.920 Wait, what today is?
01:09:13.260 Oh, today Friday, what the fuck?
01:09:15.820 Oh, y'all niggas look out of school
01:09:16.880 What the hell?
01:09:18.060 Oh, that's alright
01:09:18.640 But for real, though
01:09:22.800 Kodak and Youngboy
01:09:24.640 They're like the same people in the way, bro
01:09:26.560 Like, it's just whatever your preference is
01:09:28.380 Some people focus
01:09:29.020 I focus on both
01:09:30.100 But I just listen to more Youngboy
01:09:31.640 Some niggas listen to more
01:09:32.980 Like, niggas that stay in Florida
01:09:34.040 Listen to more Kodak
01:09:34.880 But they still fuck with Youngboy
01:09:36.040 They don't say that, um
01:09:37.640 Kodak on me
01:09:39.780 Y'all get what I'm saying?
01:09:40.660 You can't really, like
01:09:41.560 You get what I'm saying?
01:09:42.180 They say they need no dick ride and shit
01:09:43.360 It's just
01:09:43.740 Like, you know what I'm saying?
01:09:47.900 But do y'all wanna see Osbottis, though?
01:09:49.540 I'm
01:09:49.740 Shit
01:09:49.980 I do Osbottis
01:09:53.820 Cause you know that Jew
01:09:54.620 He don't know Kodak or Youngboy
01:09:55.980 So y'all got you
01:09:57.220 But I'll do some
01:09:58.000 I'll do some Osbottis with you
01:10:00.420 Yeah
01:10:01.720 No
01:10:03.320 I already said no
01:10:05.160 Kodak on me
01:10:06.500 Kodak on me
01:10:07.840 Kodak on me
01:10:09.180 Kodak on me
01:10:10.180 Yo
01:10:11.180 Ziaz and Bilu are my brothers
01:10:13.720 Do you understand?
01:10:14.560 They're my big bros
01:10:15.380 They are?
01:10:16.900 Yup
01:10:17.280 Do you understand?
01:10:21.000 What that means?
01:10:22.180 So like
01:10:22.820 Kodak, basically what I'm saying
01:10:24.120 Is like
01:10:24.500 Ziaz and Bilu
01:10:25.340 Like
01:10:26.260 They're my two big brothers
01:10:27.560 Like
01:10:27.900 They're my big bros
01:10:29.780 Like, what up, big bro?
01:10:31.860 What'd you fuck with me?
01:10:32.700 Hold on, look at Osbottis
01:10:33.400 They use you
01:10:34.260 Then three to occur
01:10:35.040 Like, bro
01:10:35.480 This Los Poles daughter kid
01:10:37.020 Is a weirdo, Chad
01:10:37.940 Oh, he's weird
01:10:38.960 Like, bro
01:10:39.420 Like, bro
01:10:40.000 You're the most negative
01:10:41.140 Piece of shit, bro
01:10:42.300 Because your fucking children
01:10:43.740 Oh my god
01:10:44.500 Oh my
01:10:44.860 Let me chill
01:10:45.380 Yo, yo, yo
01:10:46.520 Yo, yo
01:10:47.140 No, let me chill
01:10:48.180 Let's relax
01:10:50.360 Let's relax
01:10:51.020 Yo
01:10:51.520 They don't answer your calls ever
01:10:54.620 Why?
01:10:55.820 Bro
01:10:56.180 One of them has like
01:10:56.920 Fucking
01:10:57.280 Two kids
01:10:58.440 The other one is like
01:10:59.840 He only like
01:11:00.620 40 wing places
01:11:01.360 Yeah
01:11:01.820 Yeah
01:11:02.400 40 wing places
01:11:05.080 Around the world
01:11:05.860 How big is he as a dick?
01:11:07.860 Like 11 and a half
01:11:08.940 What?
01:11:09.680 Oh, B-Loo got kids
01:11:10.640 And you think he's gonna move in?
01:11:12.940 Yes, I know him
01:11:13.900 You will
01:11:14.420 Big dick
01:11:15.980 Woo
01:11:16.320 Oh, I miss him
01:11:18.640 I miss that
01:11:19.280 Ooh, that
01:11:19.940 Ooh, that
01:11:21.080 Ooh
01:11:21.460 Kappa, what is he?
01:11:24.140 Kappa, what is he?
01:11:25.060 Nice gentleman
01:11:25.780 Kappa, when he has those grills
01:11:27.140 And you know
01:11:27.840 You know what he is
01:11:29.160 Get in shape
01:11:34.740 Before you move in
01:11:35.400 Bro, Nancy, bro
01:11:36.340 Can you actually
01:11:36.900 Shut the fuck up, bro?
01:11:37.760 Why do you care?
01:11:39.320 Like, bro
01:11:39.540 Why do you
01:11:39.980 Like, why, bro?
01:11:41.040 Who remembers when
01:11:41.540 Aiden got bullfucked
01:11:42.300 In 19-
01:11:42.620 Bro, I'm not doing
01:11:43.080 This shit again, bro
01:11:43.760 Y'all weird
01:11:45.040 Alright, so Chad
01:11:59.980 Who do you guys
01:12:00.400 Want to see in the house?
01:12:01.040 Remember when that bitch
01:12:17.240 Crashed your car?
01:12:18.140 Yo
01:12:18.400 Wait, what?
01:12:20.920 You know about that story?
01:12:22.900 Uh-uh
01:12:23.320 Almighty Jay
01:12:25.420 Chats removed Jay
01:12:26.140 In the house
01:12:26.500 Or not
01:12:26.820 Would that be dumb?
01:12:31.040 Snaggios
01:12:33.600 Yeah
01:12:35.120 Would you actually
01:12:35.800 Live with us?
01:12:38.560 No, I guess, bro
01:12:39.860 Well
01:12:40.600 You stink
01:12:41.700 So nobody wants
01:12:42.500 Yo, Jay
01:12:43.240 Bro, you are a fucking
01:12:45.000 I'm live
01:12:45.360 What are you doing?
01:12:46.180 Alright
01:12:46.420 Paul Snaggios
01:12:46.860 Shut the fuck up
01:12:47.420 Shut the fuck up, please
01:12:49.020 How are you doing?
01:12:52.020 No, I was just curious
01:12:53.140 Do you want to get
01:12:54.300 A big-ass Miami
01:12:55.180 Content Creator
01:12:55.820 House with me, Jay?
01:12:57.500 Hey, how are you?
01:12:58.280 We're at
01:12:58.640 Oh, of course
01:12:59.260 You do
01:12:59.780 Where at?
01:13:01.500 It'd be in Miami
01:13:02.200 Yeah, hell yeah
01:13:04.400 I'm at it
01:13:04.800 Let's do it
01:13:05.380 I know, but the only problem is
01:13:07.000 How do I tell you this?
01:13:08.200 To be straight to your face
01:13:09.120 Chad, how do I tell him?
01:13:11.100 What?
01:13:12.140 What you saying?
01:13:13.180 There's just something about you
01:13:14.340 That I don't know
01:13:14.820 If we can just have in the house
01:13:15.960 Why?
01:13:17.580 I remind me of you or something?
01:13:19.660 Huh?
01:13:20.900 I remind
01:13:21.640 I remind myself
01:13:23.000 Of you
01:13:23.500 Like
01:13:23.860 There's just something
01:13:25.780 I don't know about you
01:13:26.640 That I can't fathom
01:13:27.780 From the top of my head right now
01:13:28.720 But just
01:13:29.160 How do I put this?
01:13:32.340 I can't explain it
01:13:33.260 Just
01:13:33.480 I don't know
01:13:34.760 We gotta think about it
01:13:35.760 Just see if you remember
01:13:36.580 All right
01:13:39.800 That is not what it was
01:13:41.220 Chad, oh God
01:13:41.860 Like
01:13:43.820 Oh God
01:13:44.440 He's weird
01:13:44.900 He's just weird, bro
01:13:52.780 Like Chad, oh God
01:13:54.080 He's being weird
01:13:54.580 Oh God
01:13:55.080 Snaggy
01:13:56.280 What happened?
01:13:59.880 Look at your phone
01:14:00.460 Look at what we just said
01:14:01.280 I know I've seen that
01:14:03.300 No, no, no
01:14:03.800 I sent you another one
01:14:04.420 Look
01:14:04.680 Another one?
01:14:06.340 Look
01:14:06.600 He said another one
01:14:08.080 Look, look at your phones
01:14:09.180 What the fuck?
01:14:13.800 Like that's right
01:14:14.280 He's trying to
01:14:15.020 He's trying to be
01:14:15.560 He's trying to be
01:14:15.580 Is he trying to be
01:14:16.300 He's trying to be
01:14:17.440 He's trying to be
01:14:17.840 He's trying to be
01:14:18.760 He's trying to be
01:14:19.440 He's trying to be
01:14:20.000 Bro, we'll punch him
01:14:20.780 Someone's in
01:14:22.360 Moving Seafood
01:14:23.300 Yo
01:14:24.740 I'm fucking
01:14:26.120 Wake up
01:14:26.400 Ain't no way
01:14:27.020 Who just said that, bro
01:14:28.240 They're waking up
01:14:31.460 And see us on the news
01:14:32.320 Fucking whole team house
01:14:33.580 Just get clapped
01:14:34.400 Come on
01:14:36.020 Team house gets shot up
01:14:37.560 Like
01:14:37.740 Like
01:14:38.020 Oh God
01:14:39.140 Bro, do y'all remember
01:14:40.940 That video
01:14:41.580 When he was downstairs
01:14:42.760 Yo
01:14:43.700 Chill
01:14:45.280 What?
01:14:46.820 Who?
01:14:49.100 What?
01:14:49.540 Remember that video
01:14:50.060 When he was downstairs
01:14:50.700 Downstairs in his house, bro
01:14:52.180 No, I don't remember
01:14:53.480 Here I remember
01:14:54.440 What video?
01:14:55.600 What?
01:14:56.360 You remember that, bro
01:14:57.520 Nothing, nothing, nothing
01:14:58.560 Wait
01:14:59.700 What?
01:15:00.560 Text me
01:15:01.460 I'm texting
01:15:01.880 I'm not about to
01:15:04.920 Find that shit, man
01:15:05.760 What, bro?
01:15:07.340 What's the video?
01:15:08.360 Bro, just tell us
01:15:09.860 Like, you should
01:15:10.420 I'm gonna text you, bro
01:15:12.920 Cause that's like
01:15:14.020 Most postdocs
01:15:18.120 Like, please add them
01:15:18.800 Y'all are just so weird
01:15:21.880 I don't get it, Shnaggy
01:15:26.560 What about it?
01:15:29.340 Who was walking around naked?
01:15:32.240 Bro
01:15:32.560 Seafood, bro
01:15:33.760 He was?
01:15:35.200 Yeah
01:15:35.640 Wait, what?
01:15:36.860 Yo, you remember that video, bro
01:15:39.620 I gotta, I don't know
01:15:40.480 If I can find that shit, though
01:15:41.620 He was?
01:15:45.440 Mm-hmm
01:15:46.020 That shit was crazy, though
01:15:48.520 He was?
01:15:54.980 Chad, should seafood actually move in?
01:15:56.420 You paid him
01:16:10.280 Three
01:16:11.180 What?
01:16:15.920 You think he bought craps?
01:16:19.800 Bro, I know I'm getting smoked
01:16:20.940 Goalish relation
01:16:21.600 Chad, who'd fuck me right now
01:16:30.120 If you had to?
01:16:35.300 Me
01:16:35.780 Come, could you please eat your nuggets?
01:16:44.800 Everyone spam, eat your nuggets
01:16:46.220 And now cuff them
01:16:47.060 Bro, shut the fuck up
01:16:48.580 Shut up
01:16:49.100 What's your, what's his fucking, uh
01:16:50.500 Cat's name again?
01:16:51.500 Shnaggy, I forgot
01:16:52.160 Uh, I think he's
01:16:54.880 Billy
01:16:55.400 Billy
01:16:55.920 Silly Billy
01:16:57.200 Tricks are for kids
01:16:58.540 Yo, that's the name of Frank
01:17:02.180 Okay
01:17:03.740 Give me just a second
01:17:17.020 I need to get my
01:17:18.660 Waft
01:17:22.420 Yeah
01:17:23.500 There's this video I want to ask you about
01:17:25.660 What's up?
01:17:28.300 I'm going to put up right now in the stream
01:17:29.400 Come on, Jasmine
01:17:31.700 Come on, Sam
01:17:33.160 Just look at my stream
01:17:34.160 Come on
01:17:35.220 Okay
01:17:36.160 Why is it saved?
01:17:40.480 Chad, this is what happens when
01:17:41.660 Someone said this will happen when Waft
01:17:43.340 When I left LA or some shit
01:17:45.640 Dude
01:17:47.840 Dude
01:17:49.340 Dude, come on
01:17:50.500 I was talking to Ricky
01:17:52.060 He told me he sent it to you
01:17:53.120 He was like, react to this
01:17:53.960 You lied?
01:17:54.720 Yo
01:17:55.220 What the fuck are you?
01:17:56.820 What the fuck?
01:17:58.580 Obviously, nigga
01:17:59.240 Yo, stop
01:18:00.560 What's your name?
01:18:00.580 Who are you?
01:18:01.000 Who are you?