Adin Live - February 18, 2022


Lil Uzi EXPOSES Adin Ross & Pamibaby..


Episode Stats

Length

32 minutes

Words per Minute

176.93613

Word Count

5,701

Sentence Count

742

Misogynist Sentences

58

Hate Speech Sentences

33


Summary

Pammy and Aiden have a fight over Lil' Pammy's phone number. Aiden calls Pammy and tries to get her to call him back but she won't answer. Aiden finally picks up the phone and talks to Pammy but she doesn t answer.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 You think that Aiden wants to marry me, is that what you said?
00:00:02.760 Yes.
00:00:03.740 She said it like she ain't.
00:00:07.080 No, I was complaining about, like...
00:00:09.120 What's up, man?
00:00:16.040 It's Lil' Pammy Pam.
00:00:20.840 Can you say that one time for me?
00:00:22.080 I'll send you some...
00:00:22.880 What I gotta do, send you a dollar to your...
00:00:25.040 No, I want the song that you know I want, bro.
00:00:27.520 I want it in my phone, bro.
00:00:28.600 Say, it's Lil' Pammy Pam.
00:00:30.820 Okay, but can I have the fucking...
00:00:32.460 The song, bro?
00:00:33.840 Say, it's Lil' Pammy Pam.
00:00:35.420 Okay, I will, but can I have the song?
00:00:37.500 No, because that's not how life works.
00:00:39.300 You trying to get...
00:00:40.440 You trying to make me agree to something before...
00:00:42.340 Fine, fine, fine, fine.
00:00:43.320 I'll do it first.
00:00:44.080 I don't want to hear it no more.
00:00:46.040 Okay, I'll do it.
00:00:47.400 No, that's cool.
00:00:48.580 I'll do it.
00:00:49.440 It means that you really don't love Pammy and you allow her to fall off a cliff.
00:00:52.740 What the...
00:00:53.560 Wait, wait, wait, wait, what?
00:00:55.880 Bro, literally, what if I was telling you, like, bro?
00:00:58.600 Just say, it's Lil' Pammy Pam.
00:01:00.300 And what if I couldn't tell you that somebody kidnapped Pammy?
00:01:06.300 And the only way that they would let her go if you said, it's Lil' Pammy Pam.
00:01:09.540 You're over here just being so different.
00:01:11.320 Hold on a second.
00:01:12.500 And then they hung up the phone.
00:01:13.560 You said, I don't like saying it because that's not my person.
00:01:25.040 That's your person.
00:01:26.080 So I don't like saying it.
00:01:29.560 Why does it do that?
00:01:33.400 Who the hell did you just call?
00:01:35.140 Pammy.
00:01:35.500 She don't fuck with you like that.
00:01:42.820 Really?
00:01:44.480 No, she's really, yo, everybody.
00:01:46.120 She's really not answering.
00:01:48.540 No, it's because she doesn't know your number.
00:01:51.640 Bro, that ain't even listening.
00:01:52.680 She know your number.
00:01:54.860 Really?
00:01:55.320 Or do she?
00:01:56.540 That's fucked up.
00:01:57.420 That's your answer.
00:01:57.920 Oh, I really need to do shower, bro.
00:02:03.340 Oh, I told you you're dirtiest, bro.
00:02:06.320 You're dirty, bro.
00:02:08.140 Hey.
00:02:08.620 I just wanted to say you both are very big inspirations to me.
00:02:11.680 And Uzi, I fucking love you, bro.
00:02:17.200 I'm streaming, and I just wanted to say, Pammy, it's...
00:02:19.700 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:02:21.760 Pammy, I think that Aiden won't marry you.
00:02:24.660 You think that Aiden wants to marry me?
00:02:28.300 Is that what you said?
00:02:29.400 Yes.
00:02:30.000 Damn, she said it like she ain't going.
00:02:33.700 No, I was complaining about, like, something, but...
00:02:36.920 No, I'm chilling.
00:02:37.700 Yeah, I know he wants to marry me.
00:02:39.280 Yo, she said I'm chilling.
00:02:40.840 I know he wants to marry me.
00:02:41.700 Ah, Aiden, you is a...
00:02:43.960 I told her he has two years.
00:02:47.640 I'm not waiting more than two years.
00:02:49.300 Sorry.
00:02:50.880 Wait, so...
00:02:51.840 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:02:52.660 So does...
00:02:53.420 Hold on.
00:02:53.920 So you're not waiting more than two years, or he has to wait two years?
00:02:58.780 No, I'm not waiting more than two years.
00:03:00.460 I'm ready.
00:03:01.520 I know that was fun.
00:03:02.420 So if you really wanted to marry you, like, let's just say, like...
00:03:06.360 Let's just say, like, it's 2022.
00:03:08.560 Let's just say that, like, the end of 2022, he, like, proposed to you to get engaged or whatever.
00:03:14.880 You would, like, really be with it?
00:03:16.400 Yeah, I want to get married.
00:03:19.320 That's so cute.
00:03:20.500 Y'all gonna be ugly as shit at your wedding.
00:03:23.260 Man, fuck you, bitch.
00:03:24.480 Wait, how are we gonna...
00:03:25.000 Are we gonna have a wedding?
00:03:26.680 Yeah.
00:03:27.160 Who's your performer at my wedding?
00:03:29.100 I perform at your bar mitzvah.
00:03:30.820 Oh, I have to get mitzvahed still.
00:03:32.160 Fuck.
00:03:33.320 Hey, Pammy, our son has to get mitzvahed, by the way.
00:03:37.120 What does that even mean?
00:03:38.340 They have to have a bar mitzvah.
00:03:40.060 Wait, so you want to have a son, not a daughter?
00:03:42.400 Yeah, I have a daughter.
00:03:43.060 No, we're having two daughters.
00:03:46.200 But, Pammy, they have to get mitzvahed, too.
00:03:51.060 I don't even know what that means.
00:03:52.240 How are we gonna do that to my children if I don't know what that means?
00:03:54.460 We'll look into it.
00:03:55.100 No, your daughter's gonna have a quinceanera.
00:03:58.380 No.
00:03:58.800 Yeah, that's cute.
00:03:59.580 I fucked that.
00:04:00.600 No, she's gonna get mitzvahed.
00:04:02.200 What the fuck?
00:04:03.880 No, quinceanera.
00:04:06.460 I'm down with that.
00:04:07.360 Like, a sweet 16, that's cute.
00:04:09.100 Mm-hmm.
00:04:09.800 Yo, I'm not gonna lie, bro.
00:04:11.260 I'm kind of thinking that Pammy's faking it because she knows you're streaming.
00:04:14.920 I think she's not gonna let you marry her.
00:04:16.600 No, trust me.
00:04:17.240 She will.
00:04:18.400 I don't know.
00:04:19.700 Pammy's really got...
00:04:20.620 Like, she got...
00:04:21.660 Bro, exactly.
00:04:22.780 Like, Pammy got her head on straight.
00:04:24.400 I don't think that she's really gonna let you marry her.
00:04:26.260 I think she just doesn't want to embarrass you on your stream.
00:04:29.820 I'm really...
00:04:30.460 No, I'll tell him.
00:04:32.200 Pammy.
00:04:32.520 I'll literally tell him I don't want to marry.
00:04:34.680 Pammy, you're like...
00:04:35.880 All right, so the reason that y'all work, right?
00:04:37.640 This is the reason that y'all really work.
00:04:39.400 I don't know y'all, like...
00:04:41.020 I don't know y'all backstory, and I don't know y'all life, but when I'm around y'all,
00:04:45.200 Pammy, like, you're really, like...
00:04:47.360 You're, like, your head's on straight.
00:04:49.020 And this guy right here is kind of, like, you know...
00:04:51.560 So it's, like...
00:04:54.620 I don't really think that she's just saying this because she don't want to embarrass you.
00:04:58.960 And then when, like, you know, y'all laying together or whatever or eating together, you
00:05:03.480 know, and it's no stream, she's gonna be like, you know we're really not getting married,
00:05:08.600 right?
00:05:09.100 And you're gonna be like, oh, come on.
00:05:10.760 Why not?
00:05:13.160 They're gonna be like, what the fuck, Pammy?
00:05:14.800 What the fuck, Pammy?
00:05:16.480 Like, I'm telling you, Pammy is, like, the smart one.
00:05:21.420 Bro, if I pop the question, she's gonna say yes, bro.
00:05:24.540 No, no, she's not.
00:05:25.920 I put it on Jesus Christ.
00:05:29.400 Bro, I ain't gonna lie, bro.
00:05:32.180 Wait, can you say that?
00:05:33.900 Yeah, on Jesus Christ.
00:05:35.980 I'm not talking about for stream.
00:05:37.560 I'm talking about, like, for your whole way of life.
00:05:39.500 You can say Jesus Christ.
00:05:46.480 I'm asking.
00:05:48.520 I don't know.
00:05:49.280 Can I?
00:05:52.000 Yeah, I think you can.
00:05:54.220 I don't know.
00:05:55.760 Yo.
00:05:57.200 Someone in my chat just said some crazy shit.
00:06:00.220 What'd they say?
00:06:00.820 I wanna hear.
00:06:02.720 Yo.
00:06:03.560 They said the Jews.
00:06:06.780 I don't know if I could say that, bro.
00:06:08.300 Huh?
00:06:14.980 What?
00:06:15.420 You can't say that.
00:06:17.140 You can't say that, no.
00:06:22.420 Oh.
00:06:24.480 Oh, cute.
00:06:25.680 I should learn some Jewish stuff for our kids, right?
00:06:28.600 Yeah.
00:06:29.080 Wait, Pammy.
00:06:29.820 Pammy, you Jewish?
00:06:31.860 No.
00:06:33.340 That's fine.
00:06:34.940 Whatever.
00:06:35.300 So, like, Aiden, like, I ain't gonna lie, I respect you, because, like, so you basically
00:06:41.020 didn't go traditional.
00:06:42.400 What do you mean?
00:06:43.040 So, when y'all get married, she gotta become a Jew?
00:06:46.440 No.
00:06:47.520 What?
00:06:48.980 But our children, our children are going to be Jewish.
00:06:52.440 No, they're not.
00:06:52.920 They're gonna be Jewish.
00:06:53.120 No, I think that's through the mom.
00:06:55.260 So, our kids are not gonna be Jewish.
00:06:56.920 Yeah, they're not.
00:06:57.300 Listen to me.
00:06:57.780 My kids are gonna celebrate Hanukkah and Christmas.
00:07:01.120 I'm not gonna lie, bro.
00:07:02.460 You are really, like, a little, like,
00:07:04.900 demonic.
00:07:06.480 Demonic.
00:07:07.040 And I'm, I guess you weren't at a fucking live concert and said everyone at this concert
00:07:10.660 is going to hell?
00:07:12.600 That's not what I said.
00:07:13.940 I said everyone at this concert, grab your umbrella, because they said it's going to hell.
00:07:18.560 What?
00:07:20.180 It's going to hell, like the weather.
00:07:22.420 Like the weather.
00:07:23.180 It's going to rain fucking ice balls.
00:07:25.760 Hell.
00:07:26.420 That's what I said.
00:07:27.300 I said everyone at this concert, get an umbrella, because it's going to hell, and somebody
00:07:32.720 like you on the internet messed up.
00:07:36.180 It made it sound like I said everyone was, it was weird.
00:07:40.860 Okay.
00:07:41.340 Yo, but for real, I think Pammy's lying, though.
00:07:43.200 I'm not even going to lie.
00:07:44.300 Like, from, from what, like, I don't really know Pammy that well, but I do know Pammy,
00:07:47.680 because she's like my friend, because you're my friend.
00:07:50.160 And I'm going to be honest, yo.
00:07:52.840 What?
00:07:53.980 Wait, Aiden, do you want to get married or no?
00:07:56.140 Of course, babe.
00:07:57.020 I would love to.
00:07:57.600 Listen to how he answered.
00:07:59.600 He's lying.
00:08:00.720 Okay.
00:08:02.680 Oh, hell no.
00:08:03.980 What the?
00:08:05.300 Oh, fuck no.
00:08:08.680 Bro, you know Dan why I'm not sus.
00:08:10.180 Yeah, it's something that you need to have, because when she leave your ass, she's going
00:08:13.720 to leave with half.
00:08:15.000 Yeah, sus.
00:08:16.120 Wait, when do you want to get married, though?
00:08:18.820 Whenever, my love.
00:08:20.200 You're lying, bro.
00:08:21.900 I'm going to be, okay, look, I want to travel the world first with her and, like, do shit
00:08:25.340 first, you know what I'm saying?
00:08:26.040 And look, right, and guess what?
00:08:28.260 Before we get married?
00:08:30.640 Well, no, I...
00:08:31.540 Don't wait, Aiden.
00:08:32.600 What?
00:08:33.160 Y'all want me to tell y'all something?
00:08:34.680 Y'all want me to tell you something that's going to scare both of y'all?
00:08:36.540 Yeah.
00:08:37.820 It's going to scare both of y'all in two different...
00:08:39.320 It's going to scare you about what he's going to do, and it's going to scare you about
00:08:43.600 what she's going to do.
00:08:44.080 So before y'all wait, y'all know that the girl's like...
00:08:47.340 So, you want me to talk about the girls or the guys first, baby?
00:08:53.220 Yeah, go ahead.
00:08:53.940 Which one?
00:08:55.020 The girls or the guys?
00:08:55.780 Pick one.
00:08:56.720 The girls.
00:08:58.360 Well, Aiden, I'm about to scare the shit out of you.
00:09:00.300 So, the night before her wedding, her friends, they have a really fucking weird-ass party
00:09:05.280 with male strippers, and they're going to be walking around in there ass naked, and Pammy
00:09:09.460 is going to grab somebody's dick because she's getting married.
00:09:11.900 I'm telling you, that's what they got, that's what they do before they get married.
00:09:14.840 Girls do that?
00:09:16.360 Yeah.
00:09:17.580 All girls do that?
00:09:19.380 All girls do that.
00:09:20.320 I swear to God, every fucking race, every fucking, it doesn't even matter, like, all
00:09:25.700 the girls going to be around, ooh, all hype, there's going to be strippers in there, fucking
00:09:29.640 ass naked, and she's going to grab some, like, get, and you're going to be mad as shit, but
00:09:34.480 you're never going to find out because that's like the bridal-like party thingy.
00:09:38.300 And then you're going to be at your party, and there's going to be some fat butt strippers
00:09:43.420 around, some bad, bad-looking, and you're going to do some dumb shit, and you're going
00:09:49.760 to be drunk, crying, like, is Pammy going to find out?
00:09:52.460 And we're going to be laughing at you.
00:09:55.300 Hey, Pammy, that's not going to happen.
00:09:57.040 It's dope.
00:09:57.880 What?
00:09:58.520 That does happen.
00:10:00.100 I swear to God that happened.
00:10:01.040 I'm not even being funny.
00:10:02.120 That's like part of the tradition of getting married.
00:10:05.340 Yeah.
00:10:05.740 Why'd you say yeah like that?
00:10:11.280 That's funny, though.
00:10:12.000 Because he's bad.
00:10:13.140 He's bad.
00:10:13.740 He's bad, Pammy.
00:10:14.620 He's bad.
00:10:16.680 Oh, wait.
00:10:17.260 You're going to cheat on me again?
00:10:18.380 Oh, hell no.
00:10:19.100 What the fuck?
00:10:20.240 No, he's lying, bro.
00:10:21.720 It's the fucking...
00:10:22.480 That's not even...
00:10:23.100 Uzi, what the...
00:10:25.040 I'm not going to cheat on you.
00:10:26.320 What the...
00:10:26.620 I would never cheat on you.
00:10:27.600 What the fuck?
00:10:27.960 Yes, he is.
00:10:28.800 He's...
00:10:29.120 No, he would...
00:10:29.680 Listen, you would never cheat on her on a regular day, but the day before you're
00:10:34.180 wetting, you're definitely going to get your dick wet.
00:10:36.580 You're lying.
00:10:37.560 It's the day before your wetting.
00:10:38.740 Like, that's the day before your whole life changed.
00:10:41.140 You're going to fucking get drunk and you don't even drink.
00:10:43.980 You're going to get drunk and you're going to fuck some shit.
00:10:46.520 Pammy, you know me when I'm...
00:10:47.720 You know me.
00:10:48.160 I'm not...
00:10:48.680 I'm not like that.
00:10:49.980 No.
00:10:50.980 You just get him when he's drunk.
00:10:53.020 No, it's not...
00:10:54.060 Yo, Pammy, are you...
00:10:54.640 You mean the S word, not the...
00:10:55.860 Yeah, you can't...
00:10:56.500 Yeah.
00:10:57.840 Oh, sorry.
00:10:59.860 Pammy, are you crazy?
00:11:00.920 All right, let's just change the topic here.
00:11:04.980 All right, look.
00:11:06.720 Bro, I'm not going to cheat.
00:11:08.020 You're crazy too.
00:11:09.580 Yo, Pammy, you know when you make that face when you be like this?
00:11:12.000 When you be squinting his eyes, you be like this?
00:11:14.340 Yeah, with the lips.
00:11:16.060 Yeah.
00:11:16.440 Yeah.
00:11:16.580 Yeah.
00:11:17.180 He's going to be looking at me and be like, yo, Lucy, yo, like, should I do this?
00:11:21.140 Is this really tradition?
00:11:22.200 Should I do this?
00:11:22.940 Should I really do this?
00:11:23.920 Like, like, I don't know.
00:11:25.160 Like, you think Pammy going to find out?
00:11:26.880 I'm like, no, bro.
00:11:27.680 She's not going to find out.
00:11:28.680 This is tradition.
00:11:29.200 You don't like this person.
00:11:31.000 This is a stripper.
00:11:31.940 All right, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.
00:11:33.380 So what do I do?
00:11:33.920 Just go in the room?
00:11:34.860 Should I put a condom on?
00:11:37.060 I don't know.
00:11:38.080 Like, I don't know.
00:11:39.260 Bro, you are weird.
00:11:40.840 He's lying and being weird.
00:11:42.400 I'm going to push him.
00:11:43.060 I'm going to push him in the room and I'm going to lock the door and he's going to be
00:11:46.260 getting ate up by a stripper.
00:11:48.900 And then he's going to come out and fucking...
00:11:50.880 Yo, I can't believe I just did that.
00:11:52.460 Yo, I think Pammy's going to find out.
00:11:53.720 Oh, my fucking God.
00:11:55.200 Pammy, how about this?
00:11:56.020 No bachelor or bachelorette.
00:11:58.280 What?
00:11:59.200 Megan, would you actually do that to me?
00:12:00.640 Never.
00:12:01.260 But Pammy, just so you know, just so you...
00:12:03.820 Pammy, just so you know.
00:12:04.980 He's famous, Pammy.
00:12:06.940 Pammy.
00:12:08.240 Pammy, you got a famous man.
00:12:10.140 He's famous.
00:12:10.820 Pammy, no bachelor or bachelorette.
00:12:13.020 How about that?
00:12:13.500 That's the rule we can do.
00:12:14.580 He's lying, bro.
00:12:15.900 Pammy, watch the day before y'all wet and you go missing.
00:12:18.240 Like, you know, I'm just going to chill with the guys.
00:12:20.220 Like, we're going to just chill.
00:12:21.640 And then look...
00:12:22.140 Bro, this is God McBurray now.
00:12:24.280 Uzi, what the...
00:12:25.300 Bro, Samir, I swear to God, bro.
00:12:27.260 Oh, hell no.
00:12:27.900 What does that mean?
00:12:29.580 Yes, my name is Samir.
00:12:32.180 But like, what are you doing, bro?
00:12:33.440 Why are you putting fucking false image in people's heads?
00:12:35.840 Bro, it's not false image.
00:12:37.740 Pammy knows that this happens before a wedding.
00:12:40.420 She can act like she doesn't.
00:12:42.040 But, bro, I'm being honest, bro.
00:12:43.980 No matter who you are.
00:12:45.720 Black, white, purple, green, yellow, white, fucking mahogany.
00:12:50.720 I don't even know.
00:12:51.440 Like, all I'm telling you is before your wedding day, the day before your life changes,
00:12:58.120 you have a fucking bachelorette and a bachelor party.
00:13:03.400 It's just what happens.
00:13:04.300 Y'all don't even, first of all, you want to know it's crazy?
00:13:07.100 Neither one of y'all even know about it until...
00:13:10.220 Because, first of all, her friends are going to say,
00:13:12.240 you know, we're going out to eat.
00:13:14.520 I'm telling you, her friends are going to say...
00:13:16.200 Oh, my God. I just searched this up.
00:13:17.780 Statistics, people cheating on at a bachelor party.
00:13:21.240 Only 1% of men cheat and 3% of women.
00:13:25.720 Yeah.
00:13:26.540 So, Pammy, are you going to cheat?
00:13:28.820 Yeah.
00:13:30.120 No.
00:13:30.980 So that means you're not going to cheat.
00:13:32.840 Yes, yes.
00:13:34.180 That means that you're not going to cheat, so we're good.
00:13:36.400 Pammy, Pammy, Pammy, if you look up, if you look up on fucking Google,
00:13:40.400 why the fuck do I have three moles on my arm?
00:13:44.660 It's going to say cancer, and you don't have cancer.
00:13:47.100 It's fucking Google.
00:13:48.220 What the hell?
00:13:48.840 We're talking about real life, Pammy.
00:13:52.700 Like, we're going to tell Aiden, yo, bro, yo, I got a show tonight, yo, I need you to come to the show.
00:13:58.020 Aiden's going to get all fresh, put his little Louie sneaks on, his Amiri jeans with his mind-clear vest.
00:14:03.820 And he's going to be like, yo, Uzi, like, this venue looks really sketch.
00:14:07.400 Like, it's just, they're going to be going there, it's going to be big booty holes, and then, and they're going to be five men, and they're going to be like, yo, yo, what the fuck, yo, this is lit, yo.
00:14:16.100 Yo, you sure there's no cameras around?
00:14:17.940 Yo, there's no cameras around?
00:14:19.240 And Aiden's going to fucking get wasted and fucking, just.
00:14:23.080 Pammy, he's trolling.
00:14:24.460 But anyways.
00:14:24.920 I'm not, I'm not trolling, because Pammy's going to be with her friends, and it's going to be a weird-ass fucking man, probably like three of them walking around ass-naked, and Pammy's going to grab someone's junk.
00:14:35.720 But it's just, it's, it's, it's their job, bro.
00:14:38.680 It's, it's not even like, it's not malicious, it's not like she's cheating, like, you shouldn't even cry about that.
00:14:43.460 What are you going to, fight a stripper, Aiden?
00:14:45.100 You're doing the most right now, bro.
00:14:47.400 No, you're scared.
00:14:48.480 What are you going to do, fight a stripper?
00:14:49.640 If you fight a stripper, that means that you're, like, insecure.
00:14:52.440 Like, come on, it's a fucking stripper.
00:14:54.060 Like, what the fuck, Aiden?
00:14:57.240 Like, why would you even, like, first of all, you're not even going to be able to find a stripper.
00:15:01.020 The only way for you to find a stripper is you to call that number and order the stripper, and that's sus.
00:15:07.380 Bro, you're crazy, bro.
00:15:09.180 I'm being real, bro.
00:15:10.420 It's going to happen.
00:15:11.480 And guess what's going to happen after that?
00:15:12.880 That's what makes y'all relationship even better, because y'all both going to have, what you think, y'all going to be perfect forever?
00:15:18.460 Y'all got to fuck up that night.
00:15:20.160 Then y'all going to just be, you know, after that, y'all both got something on each other that y'all never.
00:15:24.060 And y'all going to be great until it's time for divorce.
00:15:28.020 What?
00:15:28.580 Look up, that's it.
00:15:28.820 Look up, that's it.
00:15:31.280 Look up, that's it.
00:15:31.300 Look up, that's it.
00:15:31.320 Look up, that's it.
00:15:31.560 You're instigating shit right now.
00:15:33.580 All right, since you want to be on Google, little miss, miss, missy-poo, look up the statistics of divorces.
00:15:40.300 I'm looking up for now.
00:15:42.020 Look up the statistics.
00:15:42.980 I'm going to say everyone.
00:15:44.380 Yeah, but you just said Google's not real.
00:15:45.840 You said something about moles and arms and shit.
00:15:47.480 Bro, bro, bro, first of all.
00:15:49.000 I also searched that up.
00:15:52.280 Pammy, I miss you.
00:15:54.760 Dang.
00:15:55.760 Oh, you miss me?
00:15:56.740 Yeah, me too.
00:15:57.900 When are you going to be done?
00:15:58.960 That did not sound like convinced.
00:16:02.040 She said, oh, yeah, me too.
00:16:03.280 Oh, whatever.
00:16:03.560 Oh, 50% of all marriages end in divorce or separation.
00:16:11.260 50?
00:16:13.520 50, bro, dang.
00:16:14.620 Let's say this.
00:16:15.160 Let's say this.
00:16:15.680 Aiden and Pammy is 100%.
00:16:17.380 If you split Aiden in half with Pammy, that's 50%.
00:16:21.920 So, therefore, y'all getting a divorce.
00:16:24.980 Yo, you're dick.
00:16:29.060 Bro, it's just life, bro.
00:16:30.540 I ain't going to lie.
00:16:31.120 I can't be real with you.
00:16:31.880 Like, life is not that serious, and it's only that serious to you because, like, you're
00:16:36.240 slow in the best way.
00:16:38.960 Wait, let me ask you a question, all right?
00:16:40.340 The first one cause of divorce is lack of commitment, infidelity.
00:16:44.740 What's commitment?
00:16:45.520 Commitment means cheating.
00:16:47.960 Yeah, cheating, infidelity, lack of physical intimacy.
00:16:53.480 So, lack of, so either no sex or cheating.
00:16:57.020 Mm-hmm.
00:16:58.100 Basically, yeah.
00:16:58.880 Wait, all right.
00:16:59.200 So, hold on, Uzi.
00:17:00.340 What about you and JT?
00:17:02.520 What about us?
00:17:04.040 Are you guys, what's the deal?
00:17:07.160 That's my baby.
00:17:08.040 I love my mom.
00:17:08.640 I'm going to marry her.
00:17:09.960 Okay.
00:17:10.480 You're going to marry JT.
00:17:11.680 So, let me ask you a question, right?
00:17:13.040 Are you guys going to get divorced?
00:17:13.980 Um, well, due to, you know, where we're from in our environment, you know, it's really set
00:17:23.780 up for us to get divorced, but, you know, I really accept her, and she accept me, so I
00:17:29.760 think that we're going to do well.
00:17:31.040 I think the only way that we're going to separate if one of us, like, when we get old, one of us die first, and then we'll be allowed to remarry.
00:17:39.300 Probably when we, like, I don't know, probably when I'm, like, 90 or something.
00:17:43.000 Okay.
00:17:45.820 All right, at a bachelor party, what's going to happen?
00:17:47.920 Are you going to cheat?
00:17:49.440 At my bachelor party?
00:17:51.360 Yeah.
00:17:52.280 I'm going to be so wasted, I'm not going to know what I did.
00:17:54.680 What about her?
00:17:55.240 What is she going to do?
00:17:55.860 I'm not even going to ask.
00:18:01.000 Dang.
00:18:02.440 It's okay.
00:18:03.580 I'm not even going to ask.
00:18:04.200 Pammy, I'm really itchy.
00:18:06.860 Yeah, I'm itchy.
00:18:08.940 That's how I was going off the dirt.
00:18:10.200 Pammy, you got scabies, too?
00:18:13.840 Unfortunately, I think we do, honestly.
00:18:16.080 I don't know.
00:18:16.480 Why do you keep saying y'all got scabies?
00:18:17.700 Y'all don't got scabies?
00:18:18.560 Y'all got motherfucking fleas.
00:18:20.980 Whatever it is, we probably do have fleas.
00:18:23.520 I don't think y'all got...
00:18:25.360 Wait, what do scabies look like?
00:18:27.460 Look it up.
00:18:29.440 Yo, scabies...
00:18:30.920 Yo, I thought scabies is when you was a pirate and you were on a boat.
00:18:36.300 No.
00:18:37.080 That's...
00:18:37.440 Oh, that's salvia, I think.
00:18:39.360 No, it's...
00:18:40.080 What?
00:18:40.960 Salvia is a drug.
00:18:45.080 Yo, scabies is like for pirates and for like...
00:18:47.720 For like...
00:18:48.360 Like, I think...
00:18:48.960 What's it called?
00:18:49.420 I think Christopher Columbus has scabies.
00:18:50.680 Scurvy.
00:18:52.180 Scurvy.
00:18:52.660 Scurvy.
00:18:53.140 Scurvy.
00:18:53.580 Scurvy.
00:18:54.220 Scurvy.
00:18:54.580 I think it's like the new edition.
00:18:58.620 I think scabies is...
00:18:59.880 I think scabies is like the forgiados of scurvy.
00:19:04.820 Yo, how the fuck did y'all get scabies?
00:19:06.900 Y'all dirty as shit.
00:19:08.600 Really?
00:19:10.540 Yeah.
00:19:12.260 Yo, I ain't gonna lie.
00:19:13.380 For real for real.
00:19:14.920 Wait, let me look it up before I hang up.
00:19:16.660 Let me look it up while I'm gonna phone scabies.
00:19:18.660 I know how to spell it.
00:19:19.440 I'm not slow.
00:19:20.720 Scabies.
00:19:21.040 I'm gonna get a picture of it.
00:19:22.840 I'm gonna look up a picture of it.
00:19:25.220 Fucking scary.
00:19:27.700 Scabies.
00:19:30.460 Wait, is it scabies or scabies?
00:19:32.540 Scabies.
00:19:34.360 Scabies.
00:19:34.800 Ew, this what y'all got?
00:19:40.800 Yeah.
00:19:44.600 They're so ugly.
00:19:46.820 Wait.
00:19:48.360 So this, like, is y'all skin starting to look like this?
00:19:51.000 No.
00:20:08.800 No.
00:20:10.320 No, we're not serious.
00:20:11.880 Yes, y'all is, because he told me this earlier.
00:20:15.220 Well, no, because human scabies and dog scabies are different things.
00:20:18.760 Like, human scabies are, like, it's like an STD, but dog scabies is...
00:20:22.720 What did I ask you?
00:20:24.000 What did I ask you earlier, Aiden?
00:20:27.860 What?
00:20:29.360 Was it an STD?
00:20:30.960 No.
00:20:32.380 Yeah.
00:20:32.880 I'm just, I'm playing.
00:20:34.380 No, but y'all dog, ew, y'all dog look like this right now.
00:20:36.960 Y'all need to give it away.
00:20:38.280 No, hey, we don't give up on our family.
00:20:40.000 Oh, yeah, I forgot.
00:20:43.800 I forgot.
00:20:45.860 Let me see your dog real quick.
00:20:47.060 Let me see it.
00:20:48.160 He's literally itching, bro.
00:20:49.940 It's ballsy.
00:20:50.800 Let me see the dog.
00:20:50.820 I don't want to see this.
00:20:53.220 Let me see him.
00:20:55.100 Oh, he really do got scabies.
00:20:56.340 His legs look like ribs.
00:20:58.700 Yes.
00:20:59.600 He's fucked.
00:21:01.300 He's like eating for a kid.
00:21:02.880 Yo, so that's what I'm saying, though.
00:21:04.480 But what I'm saying is this, though.
00:21:06.400 Is he cute, Uzi?
00:21:08.740 So cute.
00:21:10.000 He's so cute.
00:21:11.460 He's cute.
00:21:13.380 Is he cute?
00:21:15.460 Yo, look at it, but I'm trying to say something, though.
00:21:17.480 Was he, was he, but I saw him when he didn't look like that, right?
00:21:21.200 Yeah.
00:21:22.080 Yeah.
00:21:23.060 Did he get, like, how did he get like that?
00:21:26.660 I think from playing outside.
00:21:28.840 Trust me, he's getting much better, though.
00:21:30.740 Can I keep it real?
00:21:31.460 Let me see it again real quick.
00:21:32.860 Trust me, it was a lot worse.
00:21:34.360 Like, he was bleeding.
00:21:35.180 It was really bad.
00:21:35.820 No, he was, like, bleeding.
00:21:37.340 It was so bad.
00:21:38.080 Let me see it again, though.
00:21:39.060 I want to see it up close.
00:21:39.940 I just want to see it.
00:21:40.780 I'm kind of into it.
00:21:42.980 Let me see it.
00:21:43.960 Look at his tail.
00:21:44.500 Look at his tail.
00:21:45.060 See that shit?
00:21:46.140 He took a finger.
00:21:51.260 Aiden, look.
00:21:52.000 Oh, yeah, that's Aiden.
00:21:52.920 That's your son.
00:21:55.500 Look at that shit.
00:21:56.540 Hi, Aiden.
00:21:57.340 That's definitely Aiden's son.
00:21:58.580 What the fuck do you mean by that?
00:22:01.660 To tell.
00:22:03.220 Yeah, nah.
00:22:03.840 So, basically, what happened was, anyone in the chat saying,
00:22:05.780 El, dad, and shit.
00:22:06.680 Listen, bro.
00:22:08.000 Basically, we sent him away to get trained and shit.
00:22:10.620 They sent us back.
00:22:11.600 The dog bleeding and covered and shit.
00:22:13.300 I'm going to be honest, bro.
00:22:15.080 That shit got me itching right now, bro.
00:22:17.300 Yeah, you know, if you think about being itchy, like, chat,
00:22:20.080 everyone think about itching or not.
00:22:21.340 You guys are going to start itching.
00:22:22.400 It's fucked up.
00:22:23.100 Wait, so why didn't y'all sue the people?
00:22:24.660 Well, I can't talk about it on stream.
00:22:26.920 Bitch, I want to sue them.
00:22:27.600 I'm so fucking hot.
00:22:28.440 We're working on shit.
00:22:29.680 Just, I can't talk about it on stream.
00:22:32.060 But, I mean, bro.
00:22:33.300 Did y'all, did y'all, did y'all, like, talk to them about that?
00:22:35.320 Well, they claim they took them to the vet.
00:22:36.620 They never did that.
00:22:37.520 Because the vet would have been like,
00:22:38.520 hey, your dog is sick.
00:22:39.660 You know what I mean?
00:22:40.380 No, if they would have took them to the vet,
00:22:41.820 the vet would have gave them medicine.
00:22:43.200 Right, so they did, exactly.
00:22:46.560 Yo, what the fuck?
00:22:47.580 So, it's both, don't y'all got two dogs?
00:22:50.880 Yeah.
00:22:51.520 The other one is someone else right now.
00:22:54.060 I can't talk about it on stream.
00:23:01.500 Basically, the other one doesn't have scabies,
00:23:03.460 so I'm separating them right now.
00:23:05.320 That's lit, though.
00:23:06.780 The other one is living his life.
00:23:10.540 The other one's chilling, bro.
00:23:12.000 It's just Huncho.
00:23:12.640 Huncho, he's chilling.
00:23:14.020 But, hi, baby.
00:23:16.240 Yeah, that's fucked up.
00:23:18.600 L, dad.
00:23:20.880 L, what?
00:23:21.900 I love you.
00:23:22.720 L, dad.
00:23:23.440 Man, fuck you, bro.
00:23:24.740 You act like he was way worse than that, bro.
00:23:27.140 He wasn't even moving.
00:23:27.840 We had to take care of him.
00:23:28.940 Well, Pambi.
00:23:29.220 Yeah, because I fucking took care of him.
00:23:30.920 Aiden literally hid from him because he was so scared of him.
00:23:34.080 W, mom, L, dad.
00:23:36.400 Oh, hell no.
00:23:37.520 What the fuck is this?
00:23:40.320 Like, so you telling me, so you telling me if he hid from his own child, you don't think
00:23:44.560 that he's going to a fucking stripper party before he's wedding?
00:23:47.960 Come on.
00:23:48.780 No, because you literally have strippers, too, bro.
00:23:51.360 Aiden's so scared of everything.
00:23:52.520 Aiden, I mean, like, yeah, you're right about that.
00:23:58.320 No, I'm good.
00:23:58.960 Lil Uzi Vert.
00:24:00.280 It's Lil Uzi Vert.
00:24:01.940 I'm glad you got Pammy food.
00:24:07.520 Bro.
00:24:08.860 No.
00:24:09.200 You got Pammy food.
00:24:10.220 You got Pammy food.
00:24:12.100 It's Lil Pammy Pam.
00:24:13.980 Are you kidding me for a while?
00:24:16.320 That's why we originally called you.
00:24:18.340 You know that this shit went too far.
00:24:19.720 We only called you to say, it's Lil Pammy Pam.
00:24:22.740 Yeah, that is the only reason why I called you.
00:24:26.000 Go ahead, say it, Aiden.
00:24:27.120 Oh, I don't mean that a bad way, though.
00:24:29.500 Yo, look, yo, look at that shit.
00:24:31.260 Yo, that dog leg looks like a fucking turkey leg.
00:24:33.980 It's Lil Pammy Pam.
00:24:37.320 Yo, I ain't gonna lie, bro.
00:24:39.340 I fuck with y'all.
00:24:40.160 Y'all is like a super, like, you know what's crazy?
00:24:44.120 I respect you, Pammy, for really dealing with an ugly person.
00:24:48.440 I'm ugly.
00:24:48.980 He's not ugly.
00:24:49.800 I'm ugly for real?
00:24:51.840 You're literally so handsome.
00:24:53.920 Hold up, hold up, hold up.
00:24:55.000 Wait, Uzi, I'm ugly on God?
00:24:57.420 No, I don't know, but I'm just telling you,
00:24:58.940 it's like you're supposed to be taller or something.
00:25:00.740 Like, it's like your growth got stunning
00:25:02.460 when you was, like, in high school or something.
00:25:04.120 Let me ask you a question.
00:25:05.000 I'm gonna show you a picture.
00:25:05.680 You tell me, let me ask you.
00:25:07.240 All right, I'm gonna show you this picture, okay?
00:25:08.220 Bro, your torso, bro.
00:25:09.500 Your torso and your arms is, like, for a tall person,
00:25:12.040 and your legs is short.
00:25:13.440 It's weird.
00:25:14.120 All right, bro.
00:25:16.400 When I see you on God, I'm...
00:25:17.880 Ooh, I wanna say it so bad.
00:25:23.700 What you talking about?
00:25:25.140 Nothing.
00:25:27.700 No, I ain't gonna lie, bro.
00:25:29.760 You can't even beat Speed.
00:25:32.200 On God, Speed could beat my ass.
00:25:33.460 He's crazy, though.
00:25:37.180 Oh, he got you food?
00:25:39.400 You think you could beat Speed?
00:25:40.400 I have Speed beating you up.
00:25:41.760 Bro, I ain't gonna lie.
00:25:43.260 I slapped the shit out of Speed.
00:25:44.980 Actually, that'd be a good fight, bro.
00:25:46.900 Chad, who do y'all think?
00:25:48.720 Bro, I put my whole bank account on there.
00:25:50.180 I slapped the shit out of Speed.
00:25:51.880 I don't know, bro.
00:25:52.760 I ain't gonna...
00:25:53.220 Bro, the way Speed is built, though, bro.
00:25:56.140 Pause, bro.
00:25:56.780 Bro, I really slapped the shot of Speed and beat Speed the fuck up and you would be salty
00:26:00.500 as shit.
00:26:01.040 You'd be like, yo, who's really beat the shot of Speed?
00:26:03.080 I would beat him the fuck up, like, calmly.
00:26:05.600 Like, super calm.
00:26:07.380 Like, super calm.
00:26:08.600 Beat him the fuck up.
00:26:09.900 Bad.
00:26:10.400 And then he gonna go and stream Barkin' with a black eye.
00:26:22.500 Yo, you got a Hello Kitty wall, Pammy?
00:26:25.880 Yeah.
00:26:27.800 Go to the wall from her.
00:26:30.720 Pammy is shitting on you, bro.
00:26:32.700 What do you mean?
00:26:33.180 Come on, Aiden.
00:26:34.420 She got a Hello Kitty wall.
00:26:35.280 I ain't gonna lie, her streaming, her Pammy, Pammy's setup is crazy.
00:26:40.040 Yeah, she looks fire.
00:26:40.560 I know.
00:26:41.700 Aiden, I'm gonna watch the stream right now.
00:26:43.860 Yeah, hang up, Pammy.
00:26:44.800 We done with you.
00:26:46.360 Okay, Cam.
00:26:47.240 Bye, Pammy.
00:26:47.880 See you later.
00:26:49.280 Bye-bye.
00:26:49.740 Bye, Pammy.
00:26:52.140 All right, Uzi, now she's gone.
00:26:53.460 It's us.
00:26:54.980 Yo, you totally gonna go to that stripper party before your weather.
00:26:58.000 Nah, bro, nah.
00:26:59.020 I'm straight.
00:26:59.800 Bro, you're lying.
00:27:02.100 Bro, I'm so serious, bro.
00:27:04.000 And why are you doing that, bro?
00:27:05.680 Like, you're trying to make me look bad, bro.
00:27:07.180 Are you dumb?
00:27:08.200 You violated bro code.
00:27:09.480 Even if I was about it, you did violate bro code, I'm being honest.
00:27:11.920 But I don't even do it.
00:27:13.840 Chat, did he violate bro code, yes or no?
00:27:16.340 No.
00:27:17.080 Watch this, no.
00:27:18.640 It's only one day before his wedding.
00:27:21.840 Bro, they're all saying yes, bro.
00:27:23.100 Anyone saying no is just dick-eating, bro.
00:27:24.980 Bro, bro, anybody that said yes, don't get, you know.
00:27:30.960 Pussy?
00:27:32.520 Yeah, they're like 12.
00:27:33.700 I didn't even feel comfortable saying it.
00:27:37.980 I didn't even feel comfortable saying it.
00:27:40.780 Duh, you're funny, bro.
00:27:43.420 Yo, bro.
00:27:44.360 I ain't gonna lie.
00:27:44.960 You really lied, bro.
00:27:46.780 I don't lie.
00:27:47.460 You get, like, the ghettoest stripper ever, like, to, like, turn you up before your wedding.
00:27:55.240 You gonna be lit.
00:27:56.080 Then the day before your wedding, you gonna be, like, super unnervous and calm.
00:28:00.220 And your wedding gonna be boring as shit.
00:28:05.060 Why?
00:28:07.000 What do you mean, why?
00:28:08.180 That shit gonna be boring.
00:28:10.180 What do you mean it's gonna be boring?
00:28:12.260 If I gotta be there, I'm gonna be in there turnt up.
00:28:15.400 Yeah.
00:28:15.920 I mean, that's what I was, you know what I'm saying?
00:28:17.620 But, like, why would it be boring?
00:28:18.540 What the fuck?
00:28:19.840 Yo, you gonna let me dance with one of your aunties at the wedding?
00:28:22.260 Definitely.
00:28:23.680 Gotta be lit.
00:28:24.720 I'm gonna be turnt, drunk and shit.
00:28:26.840 Why don't your uncle's gonna try to fight me?
00:28:28.080 I'm like, knock one of the niggas the fuck out.
00:28:30.260 Boop, boop, boop.
00:28:31.400 You gonna be like, yo, what the fuck?
00:28:33.360 I'm like, no, bro.
00:28:34.560 He was looking at me funny.
00:28:37.300 Punch the shit out your uncle.
00:28:42.900 Why you laughing?
00:28:43.920 That's just funny.
00:28:44.720 I'm imagining it.
00:28:46.300 You imagine?
00:28:47.160 Yo, be honest, though.
00:28:48.400 You'll let me put on a yarmulke?
00:28:50.560 Yeah, you can wear a yarmulke.
00:28:52.460 I need a Louis V one.
00:28:53.600 That's fine.
00:28:54.920 Yeah, for sure.
00:28:55.620 Yeah.
00:28:55.960 Or a Goyard.
00:28:56.800 Or a Goyard Yamaguchi.
00:28:59.660 Definitely gotta get a...
00:29:01.300 Yeah, you need to.
00:29:03.280 And then one of your aunties will be like, who is this chocolate boy?
00:29:06.380 Yo!
00:29:07.700 What are you...
00:29:08.420 Yo!
00:29:11.760 Yo!
00:29:14.300 No, they would not say that.
00:29:15.760 They would not...
00:29:16.500 Who is this chocolate handsome man?
00:29:18.720 Yo, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
00:29:21.560 Yo, what the fuck?
00:29:23.160 Yo, Aiden, what if one of your aunts be like, he is hot?
00:29:28.240 I don't know, bro.
00:29:29.040 I don't know how I feel about you.
00:29:30.200 You know what I'm saying?
00:29:30.640 I'll come in and then I'll have on my firefight outfit.
00:29:35.820 Why?
00:29:37.420 For your aunt.
00:29:39.280 Why?
00:29:42.480 Bro, what you mean why?
00:29:43.800 Are you trying to like role play?
00:29:44.780 What do you mean by that?
00:29:45.500 No, I'm not role play.
00:29:47.680 I'm just trying to, you know, play and rule with your aunt.
00:29:51.140 Bro, you're weird, bro.
00:29:53.380 Why are you trying to fuck with my aunt?
00:29:55.800 It's not even that, though.
00:29:56.760 It's weird that you smiling, that you can imagine being fucking with your aunt.
00:30:00.360 That's the fucking...
00:30:00.660 Yo, shut up, bro.
00:30:02.620 What the fuck?
00:30:05.380 Bro, be honest.
00:30:06.060 How old is your aunt?
00:30:07.580 I have a few of them.
00:30:08.520 I'm talking about like, not the oldest, but the second oldest.
00:30:14.640 Like, late 30s?
00:30:17.300 Late 30s?
00:30:17.900 No, too young.
00:30:18.660 Too young.
00:30:19.160 Too young.
00:30:19.460 Okay, I got one of my 40s.
00:30:22.260 No, I need an auntie that's like in her 70s.
00:30:25.060 Okay, then I have an auntie that's like in her 60s.
00:30:31.300 What's her name?
00:30:32.660 Am I saying that on stream?
00:30:34.260 Nope.
00:30:34.860 Why, bro?
00:30:35.840 I can't.
00:30:36.460 Because there's weirdos out there that are going to find it.
00:30:38.080 No.
00:30:39.520 Do you think they're going to clow?
00:30:40.760 Yes.
00:30:41.120 No.
00:30:41.440 Uzi, they find everything.
00:30:42.700 I'm not doing it, bro.
00:30:43.520 Why does your 60-year-old auntie have social media?
00:30:46.340 No, it's not that.
00:30:47.380 They don't have social media, but like, you can find it, bro.
00:30:49.780 I'm not doing it.
00:30:50.280 No, no, no, I can't.
00:30:52.860 Bro, why are you so scared?
00:30:54.300 They're saying Uncle Uzi in my chat.
00:30:55.840 They're weird, bro.
00:30:57.720 Yo, what's your aunt name, bro?
00:31:00.680 Bro.
00:31:01.780 It's not that serious, bro.
00:31:02.920 You're famous already.
00:31:04.360 Yeah, but I know, but...
00:31:07.200 What's her name?
00:31:07.800 Karen?
00:31:08.980 Of course.
00:31:09.780 Wow.
00:31:10.760 What's your auntie's name?
00:31:11.720 Fucking...
00:31:12.180 Oh, let me chill out, bro.
00:31:14.480 We're just going to say Shaniqua.
00:31:17.320 You racist as shit.
00:31:18.880 I was not going to say that, bro.
00:31:20.520 I was not going to say that.
00:31:21.540 Yes, you was.
00:31:21.840 I know you, bro.
00:31:22.760 No, I was not going to say that, bro.
00:31:25.540 Yo, what's your aunt name for real, bro?
00:31:27.940 Bro, okay.
00:31:30.360 No, don't lie, because you said um.
00:31:31.980 That's not how we...
00:31:32.780 That's not...
00:31:33.060 I mean, I know what I want to say about...
00:31:35.760 Bro, you can say it, bro.
00:31:37.020 Come on, Aiden.
00:31:37.760 Spominka.
00:31:41.760 No, it's not.
00:31:42.360 If somebody find your aunt, bro, to be honest, and she don't have social media, they deserve
00:31:46.220 to find your aunt.
00:31:47.560 Like, what the fuck?
00:31:48.640 What's your aunt name, bro?
00:31:54.940 I can't, bro.
00:31:55.620 I can't.
00:31:56.180 I literally just can't do it.
00:31:57.380 All right, fine.
00:31:58.000 I'm going to mute my mic, okay, and say it, okay?
00:32:00.580 All right, I won't repeat it.
00:32:01.880 Okay.
00:32:08.100 Debra going to be throwing that ass back.
00:32:10.920 You're weird, bro.
00:32:12.340 Oh, my God.