Meet My New Girlfriend...
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Summary
In this episode, we catch up with the one and only Aiden. Aiden aka Al, the certified baddie, comes back from his summer vacation to Miami, Florida and talks about his plans for the summer, what he s been up to, and what s been going on in his life.
Transcript
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i can hear you now what's up beautiful hi how you been long time no see i know it's been a
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minute it has been a very fat minute yeah yeah yeah so uh what you been up to nothing really
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just trying to chill relax it's summer very much vacation time you know the certified baddie life
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this whole time aiden come on now come on now come on now hot girl summer shit what you been up to
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um honestly just like traveling to mexico visiting family not working very much those things i mean
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i was supposed to go to miami but yo all right all right i don't don't expose me now all right
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all right chat i can explain all right i'm kidding i'm kidding no i mean we were planning on getting
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you to no we were planning on getting you to come to miami i know i wanted to do some in real life
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content with you and you know i really want to take the time child i'll explain it bro she was
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going to come to miami we had some stuff lined up i had to cancel i bailed out on you and that was my
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fault you know what i'm saying classic aiden you called out at work i'm sorry i'll make things right
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with you on that end when is the next time you can come out to miami i want to do some in real
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life shit with you some irl shit let's sound like labor day maybe mid mid august beginning september
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okay yeah i love that that's great let's do mid august you come out to miami we hop on a little
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yacht hot girl summer shit you know what i'm saying very much the vibes come on now that's the
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boss you might want to take a quick piss real quick tell everyone about your day what'd you do
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today tell everyone tell everyone ellie go okay guys so today was a good day it was very much
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relaxing woke up eating myself some breakfast um yeah guys i don't know i had it was a very boring
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but relaxing day-to-day very much well deserved but yeah and also to all the new people who are
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watching you guys already know my let me reintroduce myself actually for those of you who don't know
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who i am my name is al but i'm known for al lazy and not only am i a certified baddie
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but apparently i'm the internet's new obsession you're you are i'm not gonna lie you are the
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internet's new obsession i you know can i tell you something ali you did a little tiktok with
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a little guy and it really it made me jealous i'm like damn i thought this was my girl you know
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what i'm saying wait what you did a tiktok with this guy and you made me jealous
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are you talking about um pigeon i don't really know is that his name the one jumping in the pool
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yeah it made me jealous why are you jealous because you should be honest you jumped in a
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pool without me no no no let me let me rewild back okay your guys's communication skills are whack
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so i was like you know what let me let me i don't know let me see my options i'm just kidding
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yeah yeah i get you you got to go back on the dating game i get it but now we got you you're
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locked in okay uh basically no but in all seriousness i got you pregnant he's a really really good guy
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he's amazing oh pigeon yeah that's great yeah i don't have a girlfriend i could really use one
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though for sure aren't you dating somebody i wish no okay don't be weird about that i'm not dating
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anybody and i'm gonna chat to be weird about it we broke up okay uh don't be weird don't be weird
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about it but i do need a new girl and i was wondering if uh you know maybe i could take you
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out to eat when you get to miami take me out or you can take me out it don't matter
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maybe with a cute little bag you're gonna get you want all right i'll buy you i'll buy you a bag
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maybe we'll see are you gonna are you gonna spoil me yes daddy it is gonna spoil me yes i am um
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mommy ali oh yeah um no so this stream i just wanted to catch up you know i have my i had somebody
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you know charleston white is who charleston white no okay so i know you text me in like i'm not
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putting up with that bullshit like last time i get you this guy charleston white he's like my uncle
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like i've known him forever i doubt he's ever he's not even i don't think he's gonna say anything
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really i i really don't think he's like my uncle um he's a little bit older he's just funny he has
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like old corny kind of older head jokes but he's like he's my uncle you know he loves me and that's
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my uncle but i want to bring him on a little bit um but i'm not i'm not i'm not letting anyone talk
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about you bad about you you know i was sitting up for you the whole other stream i love you al you
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know i do so i don't want you to feel some type of way so and i really want to talk about the last
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time um especially now that we're on camera um you know it's all love you with me and yaiden as much
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as we joke around i'm like haha we're dating whatever blah blah it's all jokes you're the homie it is what it
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is we're cool um however to a certain extent i feel like with the last time i'm very i'm the type
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of person where i'm very chill i'm very calm cool collected um and i i'm very open to conversation
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with absolutely anybody because i believe that like every single person comes from different
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you know walks of life you know religions ethnicities you know whatever so i'm very open to always
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hearing you know people's perspective on things just so that i'm gonna i can genuinely understand
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where they're coming from right um so with the last time when we were sitting down and everything
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i was very much caught off guard when they started doing the whole you're a dude you're this you're that
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you know um it's kind of beyond how like far the extent i'm not sure his name the one with the
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glasses oh you talk about neon yeah i'm very like i don't know that was for me that was a lot and i
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did get a lot of backlash in the sense from my own community of being like well why didn't you defend
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yourself why didn't you do anything i'm not used to having to deal with like
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bitch it was verbal assault like let's be real like that was a full-on verbal attack and i would
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never use that kind of language on anybody or anything like that so if i if i did come up harsh
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when we were texting i do want to apologize it's just that was very traumatizing and i can handle a
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lot of shit you know like i'm all about the fat jokes like you and i both know my fucking comment
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section i don't i mean i'll fucking read them too and i'll laugh wait what are your comments can you
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can you read it i'm not everywhere can you read your comment section i actually never went in there
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can you read them right now uh if i do it will end the life okay let me let me read them i'm curious
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i've never in your comments once again yeah they're really bad they're bad some of them are really
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really bad especially on tiktok okay let's let's see let's see there's no way they're
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like your own comment but when it comes to there's certain levels of disrespect that come
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along with shit like this and i get it oh my god all right like listen i'm gonna be honest
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i'm not that one really caught me off guard like i'm like who's yeah like who's weird enough to
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put that there what the fuck dude i'm like how the fuck do you guys come up with this shit
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some of this shit's like snl material okay yeah yeah yeah i'm just like oh fuck um you know
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and like i said like i can i'm comfortable enough in my skin to sit back and laugh with
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shit like this but i'm also not anybody's fucking bitch and nobody's ever gonna fucking come and
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talk to me on a character like that's why don't you show me that one i know like yeah i know i know
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i know i know um well do you laugh at that type of stuff when people like come at that stuff at you
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or not honestly like it does not faze me i'm gonna be honest like i said i even think i even told you
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last time um like when people have shit like that to say the reason i don't care is because
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i don't know these people oh okay so in real in real life has anyone ever come up to you and like
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and what said anything like i saw you from this i saw you from that stream
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like out of pocket has anyone ever just been like i saw you on um podcast or a stream i say have you
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got recognized oh yeah oh yeah a bunch of times and i'm always super polite what do they say to
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you like i don't know what they say to you when someone recognizes you i think they're just like
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kind of shocked to see like me in person and i'm honestly i love it so much because it's
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especially when i meet my supporters because which i want to show like it's a really
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like weird feeling but like in the best way to know that like damn bitch like you're really
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you're really pushing things in the right direction but as far as like a heater goes i've never i've
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never encountered like an irl one okay like chat let me be honest y'all in real life are not gonna
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make fun of her or saving you know you guys are not gonna call her whale fat you're not gonna do
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any of that stuff i know they're not they're not gonna do that in real life do you you know what
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i mean so it's like you know and i and you know what i you know what i realized by yali you get a
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lot of people that talk about you on the internet but you are you're always the bigger person in the
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whole the whole situation and i always try my best to be and honestly like people are like well why
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don't you defend yourself i'm like it's not that i don't care but it's like why am i gonna give
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someone who i don't even know that the time and energy and power over me it's like for what you
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know yeah honestly like i even like with because like i said this social media stuff is still fairly
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new to me like i'm not used to seeing my face and like snapchat stories or anything like that
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whatsoever so when people were sending me a bunch of stuff i'm like oh damn like this is a lot you
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know and you really you really need to take the time to protect your energy you know whatever
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situation you're in no and i feel like that's another reason why i haven't done streaming or
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podcasts recently because i i really needed to take the time to just like ali i know you i know you
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work like a real job but i'm telling you with how popular you are like you're very like something
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about you stands out that i haven't seen with a lot of people that come on the internet you can
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quit your job and become a streamer or become like social media full-on fashion over deals i see this
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vision for you and if you want that guidance i can help you take you on and we can really work
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together and i can get you rich in this shit for real honestly i'm so down and this is the only reason
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why i guess i do keep my job because i i love my my co-workers they're literally like a second
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family to me they literally know everything about me yeah um it's just to make sure that
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my days are productive you know like i have a schedule i i have like a i get up in the
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morning i get myself my coffee took some of the shower like i have somewhere to be at a certain
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time like you know it's very much because i mean i i don't make like tons and tons of money
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off of social media but i'm able to kind of you know have more leeway when it comes to financial
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freedom yeah 100 you know 100 and and and that and i could i could guide you in a direction where
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you can be making life-changing money taking care of your family your friends and you don't have to
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really work so hard on your regular job i'm not saying that you don't you can still do whatever
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you want to your co-workers and stuff you guys could still be cool and friends i just want you
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to be happy alley you deserve it you know thank you i don't really appreciate it of course let me
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oh let me check out my oh my god now you're being a sweetie i got you come on now let me call
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let me call on let me call on real quick let me call on okay one second let me call on
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uh yeah i was gonna say you you're gonna be more connected with me you got my family this is my
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but now when you come out here i want to do some streams like in-person streams like me and you
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we can go to like oh down i want to go to um i want to go to like the zoo sea world um i want to
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go to restaurants i thought they would they would eat at sea world no they wouldn't they would not eat
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you at sea world come on i'm talking like the like the comments would be like oh you should jump
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in the team that's where you belong i'm like okay guys you would not tell her to jump in a tank come
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on guys come on oh god that would be beyond but that sounds fun i haven't been to sea world since
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i was like fucking three maybe like three or four well we'll go back to sea world we'll just do fun
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stuff that you and i can really enjoy you you like swimming at all or not swimming yeah i'm actually
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a really good swimmer good i'm a very fast and good swimmer you're a fast and good swimmer for
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real yeah you're not good i bet you're not a better swimmer than me we don't have to wait to
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find out we'll have a race for sure who do y'all got you do your alley in the race come on man who
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y'all got man now we'll definitely go uh all of my baddies in the chat just remind him who's gonna
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win this race yeah exactly um we'll see what's up we'll see what's up i want to definitely go on a
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boat with you i want we gotta go tubing together oh my god i went tubing you know tubing is yes we
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have this place here in arizona called salt river the best fucking place to go tubing in literally
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you have like your little cooler yeah you have your tecate you have your little tecuma moment like
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you get there 8 a.m youtube's like around three yeah and it's the best time ever i love tubing yeah
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yeah now let me ask you a question can neon come
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i don't all right i'm not gonna fight it i'm not gonna fight i'm not gonna fight it i won't fight it i
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won't fight it well i have more people that are that'll be you know we'll bring some people
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oh i gotta you know what i actually want to ask you something talk to me as much as i really
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do not tolerate neon like at all um i said i'm assuming that's his name right one of the glasses
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yeah like how is he doing because i've seen something online of him on twitter and i i i much
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as like i said i'm not a fan but i don't think anybody deserves to go through something like that
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i'm pretty sure it's traumatizing were you happy when you saw that or like were you like
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he had it coming like what did you think when you saw no no no not at all i don't wish stuff
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like that on upon anybody that's a very great thing um to be in uh like i said i'm not defending
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him i'm not saying anything he do is right he does is right um but like i don't think anybody
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and then especially like online because that's it's like it's basically like exposing trauma
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i get you no no you're not wrong that's a you know what i i you know that's that's something
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very i told you ali you always take you're always the bigger person these types of situations like
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people could just say the worst things about you and you always be the bigger person in every
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situation that's why i respect you ali for real um you know so i you know i i know neon will see
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that and uh we'll see what neon says about that you know maybe he'll say maybe maybe he owes you an
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apology you know so you know it is what i know we're chilling yeah but maybe on the next stream if i
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have some time to think about it and we'll talk about it 100 and maybe you guys maybe you guys
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talk off camera right now i'm chilling yeah i agree i'm like flipping my toes back in right now
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it's all it's ali you're you're going slowly you know what i'm saying and i that's that's what it's
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all about let's let's dip into things i want to talk to you off camera i want to help you with this
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stuff i want to make it easier for you and i want to help you out so i will i'm going to be i'm
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going to be your guider you know what everything i can do you know we're going to make we're going to
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appreciate we're going to make you some fat bags you know what i'm saying we're making some
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some money for sure you know what i'm saying we're all going to be on the yatch all us exactly exactly
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everybody exactly um what the fuck is onk at bro chat why is he always late oh my god man
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oh we're gonna we're gonna take you shopping too
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uh i just got we're gonna take you shopping in my end i'm gonna take you some shop clothes shopping
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okay okay are you i want you to like pick out a fit for me i got you and i'll pick one out for
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you i love that i have very good taste in men's clothes you know so like i like i don't know i feel
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like i love i love styling clothes for myself because like i was looking like a bad bitch
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do you like even with my brothers i'm just like no i feel like you should wear this this this and this
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it gets very much clean cuban cuban links like yeah a little designer moment like it's everything
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so wait so you know how that you're basically a designer you don't design men
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yeah like style you can style men yeah nice okay who have you styled
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huh have you styled anyone specifically before no it's very much just like my brothers like i just
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let them know what looks good yeah yeah that's what i just feel like you would be in that for sure
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ali you know i'm not trying to be a weirder you know i don't joke about any of this but like what
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size clothes are you if you don't mind me asking like sure um in jeans i'm like a 18 to 20. oh and
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then in like tops and stuff i'm uh two two to three x it depends on the fabric doesn't and then
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i don't know honestly i'll just like i i'll just buy shit if it fits me gotcha i love that we'll
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go in person we'll make sure we get what's right for sure um yeah yeah yeah we'll get them like
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feeler yeah exactly we'll figure it out um let's see you i have a question you know would you ever
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be down to learn spanish i want to learn spanish you know why because in miami everybody speaks
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spanish and i want to learn because you know why i feel like sometimes when i hire people like i'll
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give it i think that was my dog i don't know i think i when i i don't know what happened so i think
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so when whatever i hire people to do to do certain things a lot of them speak spanish right and i don't
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know if they're talking about me i once i've heard someone say gringo which is referring to me
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so i don't know if like they're trying to you know what i'm saying yeah honestly like i when we link
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i'll teach you spanish we said when we link i'll try my best to teach you spanish say something
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here chat give me something to tell her in spanish real quick i want to i want to have a conversation
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with you real quick let's see here um okay uh two gorda torta i mean like you fat sandwich in spanish
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all right y'all weird i don't got y'all um that's
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okay so i won't use okay i won't use that one um what about this one um
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muy grande puta damn that's they just called me a big
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the batteries being crossed okay okay okay now we're chilling yeah i just want to make sure i'm on
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the all right we're big chilling i'm not a sensitive cry baby okay i know i know all right so you're
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big chilling for real you're big chilling yes i'm big chilling all right i'm big chilling for real too
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i'm big chilling i don't want to say they're spending a bunch of spanish shit now so i don't
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want to like you know what i'm saying i wish if i could see the comments i would read them but i can't
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nah you're good you're good you're good uh pin zavi chat what did zavi say
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zavi's up now there's someone in my chat named zavi they're saying reach zavi's comment i can't
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i can't i need to can you guys pin it i'll read this last one i'll read in spanish
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eras un gorda de mierda y deberes saltar de un edificio what does that mean
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wait a minute it doesn't mean you're a fat and you should jump off a building
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dude yeah very much that dude dude zavi that's up dude all right that's that's crazy oh my god zavi
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all right i'm dead i'm like i'll jump if you jump are you game exactly i'm like are we skydiving
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are we cliff diving at this point would you skydive with me though i don't think you're down
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i don't know you're not down i see i love adrenaline but then there's just some
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where i'm just like all right we're not roller coasters roller coasters you're gonna roller
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coaster with me i love roller coasters okay we'll do a roller coaster i love i love off-roading
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roller coasters swimming um honestly off-roading here in arizona there's it's like top tier
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dude no there was one time eating okay so i was like a little forward i'm laughing at waiting
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me and i made like a sharp ass turn mind you never mind i'm not saying no come on
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ali come on you you're in a you're in a little no come on i was just i was very much feeling like my
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bush on a fantasy like you know like it was very much the vibes so i made the sharp ass plug and turn
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and the quad like flipped like this but it didn't like it didn't flip over so you just see my
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fucking big ass in midair trying to lean it back this way and i don't know how the
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fuck i did it but like i'm in the middle of the desert like there's like probably hundreds of
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people there at this point and you just see like my big ass in the middle circle just like
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yo that's fucked were you okay huh were you okay yeah i didn't crash all right good good good as long
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as long as you didn't crash yeah cat thank god everyone's been thank god dude i'm a i'm a i'm a
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i'm a libra you're a libra my sister's a libra how old is she he's eight oh nice my youngest sister
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she's um she actually is going to the navy i'm very proud of her tell her tell her to my little
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sister isabel believe it or not she even like the youngest siblings teach you so many valuable
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oh god w sister oh god oh god chargey i got you i got you i'm gonna add uh this guy chargey i don't
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think he's gonna be rude to you at all if he doesn't remove him he's he's someone he's big he just he
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wants to talk to you because he thinks you're cute yeah i'm in there he won't be a weirdo trust if he
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is i'll remove him right away it's gonna ask you to call again just um accept it i'm gonna charge i
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don't know if you added charging hold on one second here i'll make a here i said just i'll make a group
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she's not gonna leave because i'll make sure he leaves
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who's he crashed someone said to the clip that's cat why she's not joining here what the
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citrus don't don't join citrus but add charging here he's gonna add her he's gonna add him in
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okay are you guys there huh are you guys there i'm here you hear me yeah i can hear you okay good
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one second one second one second and get right here why are y'all spending a hard
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did i say i'm like going on like dnd so like every time like the call we start i just have to
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take it off that's why okay okay that makes sense i have my phone on dnd too
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yeah it's just more so like it doesn't interrupt the street yeah yeah i got you
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hey how are you yeah i can't hear you charlie oh there we go hello hi how are you i'm not too bad
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yourself beautiful huh i said i'm not too bad yourself beautiful big chilling over here somebody
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call me beautiful because you you are gorgeous my girl thank you where are you from i'm from australia
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where are you from australia i'm from the states i'm here in the states i'm in arizona
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i don't know where the that is but that sounds beautiful he's from australia he's from he's from
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australia he knows he doesn't know where that is um but charlie i'm down to fly you out man
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i mean i'm i'm honestly flabbergasted she's absolutely gorgeous i would love to take her on a
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date oh what's your type ally i don't really have like a type and looks if i'm being 100
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honest just as much as we vibe well and you're big chilling and i'm big chilling i'm huge killing
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yeah i'm a baddie as well charlie why don't you get up and stand up
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i actually can now you know exactly what you are you little green jimmy what the fuck look it's my
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yes nice charlie nice thank you honey so what are you doing tonight ally
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try to ask how much do they weigh i might go to dinner later for a friend's birthday
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damn we should hop on a call later what we should hop on a call later we'll see
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i'm trying to face time huh i'm gonna get i'm trying to get to know you more how old are you by the
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what number kobe kobe kobe bryant kobe bryant do you know really you know it like cut off on my end
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kobe bryant you know basketball oh yeah yeah yeah but honestly let me ask her what what what team
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did kobe bryant play for um leakers right good job yeah rp kobe in the chat yeah rp um
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legend what ally what's your favorite sport to watch or play i don't really watch sports
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what really i watch like football if like the halftime is great that's all you watch football for
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the halftime show yeah i'm not a sports girlie i can't get i know what did you say jargie i said
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i've got some content for you little bro what you're not what the what you can fly me out and we can do
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an irl date you do not only if she wants you know i don't want to i mean i mean yeah i don't
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want to you know make it like uncomfortable at all we'll go ahead yeah slow into it he's into it
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damn it come on i'm a i'm a fast guy you know i'm very excited that's all i know just like
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i'm very flabbergasted by how beautiful she is well charging how many bodies do you have
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what murders or sex sex oh sex okay i've got six but do paid ones count
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no okay i have one okay does what count nothing keep yeah nothing but anyways chargie um
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what have you been up to though how did you break your leg bro um i have so i've hurt my
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ankle like six years ago in high school i broke my ankle playing basketball and then i've got a
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nerve disease and you know now my my feet are you see you're not gonna look at that you're not getting
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a tip buddy damn it so what's the real you know that that is the real story you know i'm stuck in bed
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at the moment man my feet are you know wait show your carpet oh no you're not gonna see that oh my
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bad my bad my bad my bad my bad no um but yeah man you know i'm just down bad you know just lost my job
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i'm a single father of six and yeah man it's just but you know i do have a gofundme aiden
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well um all right let me uh let me call uncle one more time i'll see where he's at um give me one
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second here that's okay but ally what do you do for a living for a living um i work like a corporate
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job right now a little corporate moment oh so like a blue collar job huh like a blue collar
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job why are you calling me a bully like an office job yeah very much that um do you have any tattoos
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babe i mean beautiful sorry my getting a little do you have any tattoos any tattoos yeah no i don't like
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tattoos oh i've got some i don't like them on me personally do you like them all right let's talk
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about this if you guys were to go on a date what kind of restaurants would you guys want to go eat
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at or you can eat what about you if to be honest like for a date i'm not very a restaurant person
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like i i would want to go to like an amusement park like i'm into shit like that like a little
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fucking off-roading moment all right so charge you you could just take your if you guys were or
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whoever's going out for alley take her to uh you know the roller coaster park she said he's like
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fucking turning red over there yeah you would you like to go on a roller coaster very much that okay
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why don't you two go why don't there's a ferris wheel in miami you two can come on the ferris wheel
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yeah that would be amazing i don't think we get stuck though huh i said i reckon it'll be amazing
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mad view of miami wrecking huh is that what you australians say wrecking yeah
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um no we definitely uh we'll see man charter we'll see if you're gonna slide i gotta talk to
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alley you know we'll see it's okay honey very much for you um sorry she said it wants to feel
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out the vibes yeah i want to feel the vibes bro um um charlie what you have for dinner i just i'm
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about to eat soon what'd you have bro it's literally 11 a.m oh what do you have for breakfast
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i don't have breakfast i had lunch oh charlie's here thank god all right charlie um
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no i'll see you later bro oh that'd be charging all right let me add charleston here
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can you tell we're dating though i want to like impress him
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huh can you tell him we're dating i want to impress him oh for sure thank you because he thinks i
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don't get like any girls all right he's here i'm bringing him thank you kane
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oh you're muted oh yeah can you hear me hey yeah we can hear you hi uncle
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i'm doing well how are you doing man how is your service better in the car
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no man god damn man oh i just man who is this person you got over here this is my girlfriend
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unc your who my girlfriend man stop line that's one of man yeah you doing that artificial intelligence
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where you done blew up somebody here no no honk this is really my girl
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she ain't that she really ain't that big what do you mean
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this is my oh this is my girl ally bro allie say hi he thinks you're fake
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hi uncle let me hook up the wi-fi hold up let me hook up make sure the wi-fi hooked up hold
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up all right this is some bullshit yeah this is complete bullshit yeah i'm connected
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man listen as much money you got you ain't got no big old girlfriend like this you know
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man look how big her back here uh just oh man stop that man listen this is some artificial intelligence
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no shit oh she's oh well y'all don't she's real bro
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stand up tell her stand up you want me to stand up no tell her to stand up i'm telling you she's not
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gonna stand up she can just wave we're not p wave alley wave i don't get out of man why are you
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fucking with me tonight man what are you talking about aliza already having problems in the media
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and by bad this ain't no real person this is not a real human this is an artificial
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intelligent robot and y'all done blew her jaws and her neck oh she's literally real how do i prove it to
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you bro she she doesn't want to stand up because she's comfortable bro let her chill
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see i want to see how shapeless she is this is not a real person i don't believe in
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shit you're saying is this point ada okay you're full of shit and she is too
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okay maybe i'll tell her tell her do something with her arms okay clap ali
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i'm real i promise i'm real it's no ai it's not a joke very much i don't know
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what last time is is you a man or a woman huh are you a man or a woman i'm a trans woman
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i knew this was a little bit of bullshit i'm gonna get the fuck off her
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it's okay what's wrong bro what's got him into bro i don't know i hope he's i hope he's well
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i don't care we're still gonna be together for sure god damn um but look ali um you know what
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i'm saying um let me try ringing him back let me try ringing him back real quick
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all right all right he might be gone ali i know ali i don't want to fucking stress you out
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nothing like that i'm gonna go talk to one-on-one um but ali i'm gonna text you i got what we texted
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about earlier before you joined i'm gonna take care of you tomorrow okay okay that's perfect and
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honestly you didn't i'm really this tree went really really good so in the future i'm totally
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down to keep working on stuff and everything like that and if you are really down to be like a mentor
00:37:57.300
with fruit with me with all this crazy stuff all jokes aside a mentor and like a friend and all this
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shit and all this craziness that is social media i'm so down and like i said i really appreciate you
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having me and i'm sorry that it took me a minute to get back to you that's very rude on my part and
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leaving you on red i'm sorry all good all good again i appreciate you being the bigger person and
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and and and and and you always are in the situation i appreciate you ali so you're a real
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one we'll talk off camera talk off streaming i love you you have a good night all right i know bye