Adin Live - December 12, 2021


Mrbeast Got HUNTED By The Military!


Episode Stats

Length

11 minutes

Words per Minute

204.429

Word Count

2,354

Sentence Count

342

Misogynist Sentences

7

Hate Speech Sentences

4


Summary

This is the first episode of the new Gimlet TV show, "The Escape Pod". In this episode, Mr. Beast and his crew are on the run from a military squad chasing them down. They have to find a way to get out of there before they get caught by the squad.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I mean, look, Chad, when you got unlimited money like Mr. Beast, what are you going to do?
00:00:03.640 Like, seriously, what are you going to do?
00:00:05.000 When you got unlimited money, Chad, what would you do?
00:00:07.380 What do you guys do with unlimited money?
00:00:13.080 Military squad, and it's going to land right over there.
00:00:16.400 If that squad successfully hunts me down before the end of the day, they get this hundred grand.
00:00:20.200 Run, run, run.
00:00:21.720 Get it, get it.
00:00:22.340 Go, bro, go.
00:00:23.400 Oh, they're running after us.
00:00:24.340 They are right on our tail.
00:00:25.240 We got to get out of here.
00:00:26.120 I purposely put their car further away so I can get a head start.
00:00:28.800 Get in the vehicle.
00:00:29.680 Let's go.
00:00:30.280 Come on.
00:00:33.180 Right now, he's not too far away.
00:00:34.780 He's right on the other side of these trees, it looks like.
00:00:36.700 All right, we got to be quick.
00:00:38.000 Okay, we're crossing the bridge.
00:00:39.960 Hey, Chandler.
00:00:41.060 Yeah.
00:00:41.460 You know what to do.
00:00:42.260 I got you.
00:00:43.560 I've been waiting for this.
00:00:44.660 So I've done this in the past where I ran away from a bounty hunter and the FBI, but I've never ran away from three different people.
00:00:56.560 Oh, shit.
00:00:57.420 I think Jimmy can get away now.
00:00:58.640 We're like a mile down the road and I heard that.
00:01:03.300 Yeah, you might have to go another way.
00:01:05.640 The quickest way out of that field is this bridge that we just blew up.
00:01:09.300 So now they have to take the long way out and that should give me like a five to ten minute head start.
00:01:13.460 I rented an entire museum, have dozens of cars, giant military equipment, and so much other cool stuff.
00:01:19.420 This is...
00:01:19.700 Bro, this dude, Mr. Beast, is a crazy-ass motherfucker, bro.
00:01:22.520 He does not care.
00:01:23.800 Just the beginning.
00:01:24.460 He's heading up, back up, like, northwest.
00:01:27.820 This is where things get fun.
00:01:29.060 As you see, this freaking mask over there, we're in the room.
00:01:31.860 Like, where is this guy?
00:01:33.060 Now we are in a warehouse full of Jeeps.
00:01:35.160 Let's just say when they pull up, they're going to be very confused.
00:01:38.160 Do you know what to do when they get here?
00:01:39.260 No.
00:01:39.760 Just drive in a random direction.
00:01:41.240 Right now?
00:01:41.620 No, when they get here.
00:01:42.480 Oh.
00:01:42.760 And now we patiently wait and monitor the security cam.
00:01:45.480 Looks like he stopped at a building.
00:01:47.580 What's the strategy?
00:01:48.320 Wait, is that a knife?
00:01:50.260 Yeah.
00:01:50.700 Is this the spot, boys?
00:01:51.720 Yeah, it's spot.
00:01:53.980 All right, bro, bro, bro.
00:01:55.020 We've spotted.
00:01:55.520 What is this NDL shit?
00:01:56.760 I don't understand.
00:01:57.240 What the fuck is an NDL?
00:01:58.300 I don't understand.
00:01:58.660 Y'all.
00:01:59.120 Military squad on the security.
00:02:00.200 If you guys want to request me to just put it in here, bro, and I'll watch it.
00:02:04.140 Cameras.
00:02:04.700 All the doors on this building are locked.
00:02:06.360 Let's see if they break into the warehouse.
00:02:08.040 I'm going to stay out front just in case somebody decides to run out the front door.
00:02:10.840 We're going to check out the backside, see if there's a vehicle back here.
00:02:14.040 So one of them is waiting at the front door, and two of them are in the back.
00:02:17.280 We're just going to patiently wait.
00:02:18.600 The tracker is still in the building.
00:02:20.460 We've got some glass doors we can break out front here.
00:02:22.760 All right, sounds good.
00:02:23.520 We're going to grab this to go break some windows.
00:02:25.440 There are fresh tire tracks leading in as well.
00:02:27.260 Jim's going to get the vehicle.
00:02:28.420 I'm going to go ahead and break in.
00:02:29.560 All right, go.
00:02:33.260 Military has breached the building.
00:02:34.820 It's time to go.
00:02:35.840 We're probably reclining, so it's harder to see.
00:02:37.460 I'm going to hide under this blanket so they can't see me in this car.
00:02:42.620 Lock your doors.
00:02:43.320 Go, go, go, go.
00:02:44.980 Jack, let's roll back to the Hummer.
00:02:48.080 Push it through, push it through, push it through.
00:02:51.120 Which one, which one?
00:02:52.980 Jim is right there.
00:02:54.000 Do they notice him?
00:02:55.040 No.
00:02:55.320 He's right past him.
00:02:58.280 We made it out with all the other Jeeps.
00:03:00.300 Oh, my God.
00:03:01.020 Dude, they didn't even know how to react.
00:03:02.500 Oh, he's on the move again.
00:03:04.020 He's straight ahead due south.
00:03:05.860 This is the tracker that is telling the military squad where I am at all times.
00:03:09.520 Bro, Mr. Beast reminds me of Rewak, bro.
00:03:11.460 I can't explain it.
00:03:12.280 Like, bro, literally he reminds me of Rewak.
00:03:14.640 If I put the tracker inside of this special bag, it jams it.
00:03:18.140 And now they don't know where I am.
00:03:19.500 It looks like the vehicle may have stopped.
00:03:22.600 I don't see Jimmy.
00:03:23.360 I think he's messing with us.
00:03:24.380 All right, so hold on.
00:03:25.180 It just updated.
00:03:25.920 He's straight north again.
00:03:27.380 Woo-hoo!
00:03:27.860 And now we're in the middle of nowhere.
00:03:32.580 There's literally nothing out here except this old barn that I had constructed.
00:03:36.720 Whoa.
00:03:37.320 Mind if I set my 100 grand right here?
00:03:38.960 Bad news.
00:03:39.680 There's only two seats inside of here.
00:03:42.960 I think I see them.
00:03:44.700 Coming up on the tracker.
00:03:45.940 Holy cow, do they come?
00:03:46.860 Check the car.
00:03:47.540 Check the car.
00:03:48.160 Go, go, go, go.
00:03:48.980 Go, go, go.
00:03:49.740 Hey, hey, hey.
00:03:50.300 Look, look, there he is.
00:03:51.300 Brace yourself.
00:03:55.020 Get in, get in.
00:03:56.640 Okay.
00:03:57.860 Let's go.
00:04:02.120 Wait, so if the military catches them, what's going to happen?
00:04:05.600 If the military catches them, what's going to happen?
00:04:08.160 Not that hard.
00:04:09.940 Hey, guys, guys.
00:04:11.080 Hey, I'd like to join your guys' team.
00:04:12.440 What do you think?
00:04:13.400 You think?
00:04:16.660 Oh, nah.
00:04:17.540 It's not funny.
00:04:18.400 Save Jimmy some time.
00:04:19.580 Hopefully, that's enough.
00:04:20.600 Go, go, go, go, go.
00:04:22.020 All right, boys.
00:04:22.620 Here we go.
00:04:23.180 Let's go.
00:04:23.820 Is this as quick as she goes?
00:04:26.040 There he is.
00:04:26.620 There he is.
00:04:27.200 We're coming for you, Jimmy.
00:04:29.060 Oh, my God.
00:04:29.980 They're catching up.
00:04:30.880 Oh, shit.
00:04:37.460 I just hope everyone's wearing their seat belts, bro.
00:04:40.580 This is scary, man.
00:04:41.860 We're coming up on the rocks.
00:04:43.900 It's not you.
00:04:44.860 According to our calculations, their cars shouldn't be able to go over these rocks.
00:04:47.800 All right.
00:04:48.600 Go, go, go, go, go.
00:04:50.180 Let's go.
00:04:55.220 Oh, no.
00:04:58.060 We're not.
00:05:00.460 Let's go.
00:05:00.980 Yeah, we can.
00:05:01.460 Go.
00:05:01.720 Go.
00:05:01.920 Go.
00:05:05.060 Oh, no.
00:05:05.980 Oh.
00:05:06.580 Oh.
00:05:08.140 Clear.
00:05:10.060 Boys, let's go.
00:05:11.140 Wait.
00:05:11.480 They weren't supposed to go over the rocks.
00:05:14.060 I don't think he thought we were going to do that.
00:05:15.900 Oh, no.
00:05:16.700 I'm screwed.
00:05:18.040 The plan was to get in those quarter parties, but since the rocks didn't work, just go.
00:05:22.180 We're coming for you.
00:05:23.680 That's a badass truck.
00:05:24.580 Yeah.
00:05:25.140 It can't go very fast, though.
00:05:26.620 They're right behind me, and I could lose $100,000 at any point.
00:05:30.160 So I'm going to tell you guys about Current real quick.
00:05:32.440 Current is the future of banking and helps you manage all your money.
00:05:35.280 All right, we've got a proposition.
00:05:40.560 You double the money.
00:05:41.340 I mean, look, Chad, when you got unlimited money like Mr. Beast, what the fuck are you
00:05:43.820 going to do?
00:05:44.960 Like, seriously, what the fuck are you going to do?
00:05:46.240 When you got unlimited money, Chad, what would you do?
00:05:48.620 What do you guys do with unlimited money?
00:05:51.240 What you doing?
00:05:54.220 What are you guys doing with unlimited money?
00:05:55.760 What are you doing?
00:05:57.500 Money.
00:05:58.020 The $200,000 will give you 10 minutes from right now.
00:06:00.940 What about $150?
00:06:02.780 Invest.
00:06:03.240 All right.
00:06:03.600 All right.
00:06:03.820 That's cool.
00:06:04.260 But he's investing, probably, and he's got more money.
00:06:07.220 Like, at this point, bro, I feel like he just, not his money.
00:06:10.120 Bro, are you, bro, Chad, how much money do you guys think Mr. Beast has?
00:06:13.360 How much money do you guys think he has?
00:06:14.900 50, deal.
00:06:15.860 Pull over, deal.
00:06:16.500 Can we get a Reese's peanut butter cup lizard?
00:06:19.400 Do you know who Mr. Beast is?
00:06:20.920 Yeah, I do.
00:06:21.340 We're actually chasing him right now, so we're going to need these pretty quick.
00:06:24.120 We just gave Jimmy a 10-minute head start.
00:06:26.860 We already decided we're going to dump it.
00:06:28.020 You guys think he has a hundred dollars account?
00:06:29.220 We can help out a lot of people with it.
00:06:31.000 And while the military got ice cream, we buried Nolan alive.
00:06:34.260 So that they would think he was me.
00:06:37.220 Nolan!
00:06:37.720 Yeah?
00:06:38.120 Are you ready?
00:06:38.700 I'm about to drop my tracker down.
00:06:40.340 I dropped it.
00:06:40.960 Did you get it?
00:06:41.940 No.
00:06:42.540 Good, because I didn't drop it, but I just did.
00:06:44.420 Ah!
00:06:45.040 Ah, he hit my face!
00:06:46.260 Act like you mean, I'm going to go hide.
00:06:47.780 Me and Chris are hiding in the woods.
00:06:49.160 Let's see what happens.
00:06:49.900 Do you think they'll see us here?
00:06:50.860 I swear to God, if we lose $150,000 because of your hiccups, I'm going to kill you.
00:06:53.920 I can't help it.
00:06:54.560 I can't get rid of it.
00:06:55.220 Can you just go walk down it and see if you're fine?
00:06:56.840 Yeah, sure.
00:06:57.260 It's very dark and spooky out here.
00:06:59.180 A couple of...
00:06:59.860 Oh.
00:07:00.920 You guys aren't very good at being military people.
00:07:02.860 Oh, God!
00:07:03.380 Don't tackle me!
00:07:04.600 Ah!
00:07:05.360 I just heard Chris scream.
00:07:06.600 I'm going to call him.
00:07:07.320 Jimmy, they got me!
00:07:08.260 Did you see that video where I buried myself alive?
00:07:10.360 We've done a lot of reconnaissance on you, my friend.
00:07:12.660 I can tell.
00:07:13.400 This whole video, you've been screwing up all my plans.
00:07:15.500 It's annoying.
00:07:16.060 I'm currently buried alive.
00:07:17.560 Good luck.
00:07:18.440 I hung up on him.
00:07:19.140 That was a complete lie.
00:07:19.900 Let's see if they fall for it.
00:07:20.740 So, right now, he's still supposed to be buried in here, so we'll see.
00:07:23.920 Hello?
00:07:24.560 Carl, they're almost here.
00:07:26.020 Go investigate.
00:07:26.820 Report back.
00:07:27.540 Okay.
00:07:28.140 Hurry.
00:07:28.980 These guys are good.
00:07:30.120 I'm terrified.
00:07:31.640 Hello?
00:07:32.560 Who was it?
00:07:33.420 Are these my Marine friends that are right in front of my car?
00:07:36.620 Is it a Hummer?
00:07:37.540 Wait, Carl, who is it?
00:07:38.020 That are right in front of my car.
00:07:39.640 Carl, is it them?
00:07:40.660 Hey, what's up?
00:07:41.400 Carl, is it them?
00:07:42.540 Carl, is it them?
00:07:43.680 Carl!
00:07:44.000 Wait, before you go, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:07:45.680 Oh, you're driving away right now, and he's driving through the paths?
00:07:48.460 Yo, chat, he is so, bro, this is, this is crazy, bro.
00:07:53.220 This is crazy.
00:07:54.480 Right now?
00:07:55.160 They blocked off our exit room.
00:07:56.640 I have no idea what they are.
00:07:57.540 I'm just laying in the woods.
00:07:58.680 Jimmy?
00:07:59.120 Yeah?
00:07:59.600 Earlier today, before we jumped on the helicopter, who'd you talk to?
00:08:02.780 I don't remember.
00:08:03.380 That was a long time ago.
00:08:04.460 Was it FaceTime or phone call?
00:08:06.240 FaceTime.
00:08:07.140 Not him.
00:08:08.180 You couldn't have been like, I don't remember.
00:08:09.540 I'm Jimmy.
00:08:10.080 I'm famous.
00:08:10.580 I have the tracker.
00:08:12.360 You can't find Jimmy without me.
00:08:14.400 Fair enough.
00:08:14.920 You literally have to dig me up.
00:08:16.900 You guys have to dig up Nolan, of all people.
00:08:19.840 Hello?
00:08:20.580 Let me know if he comes down this path.
00:08:22.020 He's passing my car right now.
00:08:23.640 He's gotta go somewhere.
00:08:25.060 Yo, yo, yo, yo.
00:08:25.800 He literally just walked right past me.
00:08:27.320 Oh my gosh.
00:08:28.280 Just move it that way.
00:08:30.340 I can't believe he literally walked past me.
00:08:32.840 I'm just laying down on the side of the path.
00:08:37.160 If you come to me right now, we're fine.
00:08:39.120 I moved their Humvee, so it's not blocking us anymore.
00:08:41.400 So the coast is clear, Carl?
00:08:42.400 Yes.
00:08:42.920 Okay, I'm coming.
00:08:43.540 I'm trusting you.
00:08:44.140 Okay.
00:08:45.140 You got, I hope cars are selling shit out.
00:08:47.580 Uh, I don't actually know if it is.
00:08:49.340 Hold up, Jideon called me.
00:08:52.660 Okay, okay.
00:08:53.640 I'm closing the door.
00:08:54.380 Oh my God.
00:08:54.960 Just get us out of here.
00:08:55.780 Go, go, go.
00:08:56.360 Oh my God, I can't believe we got away.
00:08:58.100 We're currently driving to the final location.
00:09:00.400 I literally rented an entire museum.
00:09:02.860 Two hours until midnight.
00:09:04.640 $150,000 on the line.
00:09:06.940 Let's do this.
00:09:07.740 Woo!
00:09:08.020 Hey Nolan, just letting you know they're contemplating breaking the glass.
00:09:12.980 Don't, no, seriously, I'm fine.
00:09:14.960 If you tell me the information that we need to know to keep moving, I'll get the bobcat and
00:09:19.220 we'll dig you out a hundred times faster than Jim and I can dig you out with shovels.
00:09:22.660 Deal?
00:09:23.200 Deal.
00:09:23.800 The North Carolina Museum of Natural Sciences.
00:09:26.560 I'm just letting you know they're not getting the backhoe.
00:09:29.720 They're leaving.
00:09:30.520 No.
00:09:31.040 All right, we'll see you later, Nolan.
00:09:32.040 Bye.
00:09:32.200 I'm fine.
00:09:33.220 Chris.
00:09:34.220 And now we are finally at the museum.
00:09:36.560 Let's spend a night here.
00:09:37.760 There's literally multiple different floors to this museum and I can hide anywhere I want.
00:09:41.740 Now, I'm going to sit in this corner right here and I'm going to cover up my back with
00:09:45.060 this jacket.
00:09:48.140 Now, I'm hidden below this makeshift rock.
00:09:50.440 Cut the lights.
00:09:52.180 Oh, I'm going to go meet with them and try to get them to go other directions.
00:09:55.740 Okay, have fun.
00:09:57.900 Exactly an hour left to find Mr. Beast.
00:10:00.280 The military guys are calling me.
00:10:01.920 Hello.
00:10:02.580 Hello.
00:10:03.360 I promise you I will not leave this museum.
00:10:05.820 I am in here somewhere.
00:10:06.960 Goodbye.
00:10:07.620 Why is it so much fun to hang up on people?
00:10:09.920 Hi, guys.
00:10:10.440 Hey.
00:10:10.960 What are you guys looking for?
00:10:12.140 Ignore him.
00:10:12.700 He's the enemy.
00:10:13.420 I'm going to check the theater.
00:10:14.380 I'd check the theater.
00:10:17.120 Yeah, he's not allowed in there.
00:10:19.660 Yes, he's probably this way.
00:10:21.240 Ah, nope.
00:10:21.920 That means no.
00:10:22.820 Jimmy, come out.
00:10:25.740 Do you know where Jimmy is?
00:10:26.640 Bro.
00:10:26.760 Yes, I do.
00:10:27.400 And of course I'll tell you.
00:10:28.760 Okay, where is he?
00:10:30.000 Oh, Jimmy.
00:10:32.000 All right, nothing.
00:10:33.100 Hello.
00:10:33.560 Did you by chance...
00:10:34.560 Are you going to find him or what?
00:10:40.200 ...chance go across any bridges?
00:10:42.400 Lots of bridges.
00:10:43.700 Especially the bridge.
00:10:44.560 Yeah, it's good, Chad.
00:10:45.240 It's good.
00:10:45.640 It's good.
00:10:45.860 My bad, Chad.
00:10:46.500 My bad.
00:10:46.880 My bad, Chad.
00:10:47.600 My bad.
00:10:48.520 We got 45 minutes.
00:10:50.380 Jimmy.
00:10:51.520 My bad, bro.
00:10:52.400 I got to call out and fix some shit.
00:10:53.780 Damn, Chad.
00:10:54.460 Like, get on my dick.
00:10:56.920 That was a sick reaction.
00:10:59.280 Y'all are crazy.
00:11:07.420 Chad, is that a sick reaction?
00:11:09.880 Oh, no.
00:11:11.140 What gave it away?
00:11:12.340 Your shoes.
00:11:13.000 Wait, really?
00:11:13.660 He's taking a picture for his son.
00:11:15.420 All right, get this stupid rock off my head.
00:11:17.940 You guys just won $150,000.
00:11:19.860 What are you going to spend it on?
00:11:21.040 We're going to donate it to the Hunter 7 Foundation.
00:11:23.660 The Hunter 7 Foundation does research on toxic exposures for veterans from the last couple
00:11:28.620 of wars.
00:11:28.920 By the way, your friend Nolan, he's still on the ground.