Adin Live - My First Time Working a 9-5 Job!

00:00:00.000 Chad, how we doing? Wash your hands. I'm after India and Ben. Don't worry about it.

00:00:03.640 I worked three jobs in my life. Actually, four. I'm sorry. I used to cut wood and sell my boy Jordan.

00:00:09.280 I would be split. He would cut. I worked at two restaurants. I was a busboy, and then I cleaned

00:00:14.740 Airbnbs. Yeah, stop saying capital. All my life I did. Wait, so you guys knew me at 16, right?

00:00:21.340 So how do I do this? You're going to train me? All right, let's do it.

00:00:30.000 Seven plus protein on the large. Seven plus protein on the large. Got it.

00:00:38.880 What else, baby? I'm sorry, sir.

00:00:43.380 You can make that.

00:00:52.880 One fruit, one milk. We have almond milk?

00:00:56.040 Okay.

00:00:56.280 On the regular, you're going to get five toppings. On the large one, you're going to get seven.

00:00:59.220 Seven toppings.

00:01:00.520 On this one, all five toppings plus your protein plus your sauce. Seven toppings plus your sauce.

00:01:06.500 Plus your protein and your sauce. How many sauces do you get?

00:01:10.100 Two and three.

00:01:11.240 Two and three.

00:01:11.940 Two and three.

00:01:12.620 I'll guide you through it.

00:01:13.460 Okay, okay.

00:01:14.800 Okay.

00:01:16.020 Y'all be hot. This is hot behind my back.

00:01:18.500 Yeah, it's hot.

00:01:19.880 It's a grill.

00:01:21.000 What are you expecting?

00:01:22.020 It's a refrigerator.

00:01:22.760 Yeah, true, true.

00:01:24.700 Hot, yeah.

00:01:25.600 All right, well.

00:01:26.460 That's why we work here all day.

00:01:27.940 Is that soup?

00:01:28.860 What's in there?

00:01:29.720 Mashed potatoes.

00:01:30.480 Mashed potatoes?

00:01:31.260 Oh.

00:01:32.120 Okay.

00:01:33.860 Food smells really good.

00:01:35.060 You guys have done a very good job.

00:01:36.580 Very good job.

00:01:37.980 That's what y'all doing.

00:01:39.380 No, they're doing it, yeah.

00:01:40.920 This is you serving, giving back.

00:01:42.580 I am.

00:01:43.260 You're going to be serving and you're also going to be cooking.

00:01:45.560 I'm cooking too?

00:01:46.660 I've never cooked before in my life.

00:01:48.700 I don't know.

00:01:49.620 I'm joking.

00:01:50.400 A little bit.

00:01:50.940 Is you trying to eat?

00:01:51.820 What's your specialty?

00:01:53.280 Yeah, can we eat first so I'm not hungry so I can go on my lunch break now?

00:01:56.440 No.

00:01:56.960 He just got here.

00:01:57.960 So when is lunch break?

00:01:59.360 Lunch break is after eight hours.

00:02:01.280 Ha!

00:02:01.920 Yo, yo, Ben.

00:02:03.600 You just got here.

00:02:04.480 You just got to your shift.

00:02:05.500 You got here late.

00:02:06.480 You're right.

00:02:06.920 Late and now he's going to be on the shift.

00:02:07.860 I know.

00:02:08.700 You're right.

00:02:09.580 Are you going to break?

00:02:10.280 You just got here.

00:02:11.080 Next.

00:02:11.580 Next.

00:02:12.120 Next.

00:02:14.980 This ain't no hangout.

00:02:15.940 Y'all come make this a pool.

00:02:17.140 Get your hands.

00:02:17.720 Hey, Sweater and Marky are going to pull up too, by the way.

00:02:21.060 Who?

00:02:21.380 Sweater and Marky.

00:02:22.120 Oh, yeah?

00:02:22.560 Yeah.

00:02:23.380 Oh, boy, come on.

00:02:24.300 Mm-hmm.

00:02:25.820 Next.

00:02:26.280 I'm going to help y'all.

00:02:27.080 Hello.

00:02:27.700 Hi.

00:02:28.220 How are you?

00:02:28.800 Good.

00:02:29.020 How are you?

00:02:29.780 Good.

00:02:30.040 I just wanted the jerk mac and cheese and I wanted some pepper.

00:02:34.960 Jerk mac and cheese, jerk shrimp.

00:02:36.380 Small or large?

00:02:38.040 Small.

00:02:38.320 Good job.

00:02:39.640 I got you.

00:02:41.500 Hey, you're doing good.

00:02:42.760 White rice or brown?

00:02:43.740 White or brown rice?

00:02:44.660 Oh, white.

00:02:45.180 White rice?

00:02:45.680 Got it.

00:02:45.960 Oh, no, no, I don't need the bowl.

00:02:48.040 I just want the jerk shrimp with the jerk mac and cheese.

00:02:50.840 Oh, okay.

00:02:51.960 Size.

00:02:52.080 Okay.

00:02:52.520 Size.

00:02:52.600 I got you.

00:02:53.220 Size.

00:02:53.600 Size.

00:02:53.940 Yeah, size.

00:02:54.700 Okay.

00:02:55.080 Okay.

00:02:56.160 Sometimes they don't want the whole thing.

00:02:57.760 They want a little bit of...

00:02:58.840 I understand.

00:03:00.460 How you doing today, sugar?

00:03:01.940 How's your day?

00:03:02.800 Oh, she on the phone.

00:03:04.680 She doesn't know you.

00:03:06.620 We'll wait.

00:03:07.440 Okay.

00:03:07.880 She definitely don't know you.

00:03:09.220 She don't know you, little bro.

00:03:10.100 I don't know you, you don't see.

00:03:11.540 I don't know you, little bro.

00:03:13.540 Them ladies with them dreads.

00:03:16.500 Them ladies with them dreads.

00:03:17.800 Let's do it.

00:03:18.580 Let's do it.

00:03:19.700 Turn boys into men.

00:03:25.700 Joe, bam.

00:03:27.080 That's hot.

00:03:28.040 I got a lot more respect for them.

00:03:29.740 Oh, God.

00:03:31.200 And they don't eat after eight hours?

00:03:33.380 Shit, I should have just...

00:03:34.240 I should have just...

00:03:35.540 Shit.

00:03:35.920 I respect you guys.

00:03:38.020 That's hot all day.

00:03:39.360 You guys are some real...

00:03:41.120 That's...

00:03:41.560 Yeah.

00:03:42.880 Some real what?

00:03:44.720 Workers.

00:03:45.400 Yeah.

00:03:46.600 Yeah, big man.

00:03:48.680 Check.

00:03:49.840 Hey.

00:03:50.480 What's down?

00:03:51.400 Oh, she's in line.

00:03:53.800 Go ahead.

00:03:54.320 What do you want, sir?

00:03:55.320 Small or large?

00:03:56.700 A mac and cheese.

00:03:57.640 Small or large?

00:03:58.360 Size.

00:03:59.640 Get a small bowl.

00:04:00.140 Is it your mac and cheese?

00:04:01.360 It's already...

00:04:02.140 It's already.

00:04:04.280 No way.

00:04:04.960 How do you spell it?

00:04:06.520 A-I-P-A-N.

00:04:07.680 Oh, okay.

00:04:09.840 How old are you?

00:04:10.360 X.

00:04:11.040 Fourteen.

00:04:12.400 Fourteen.

00:04:13.780 It's all good.

00:04:14.840 How you doing, sir?

00:04:16.100 What can we get you today?

00:04:18.340 Number three?

00:04:19.600 I do that X.

00:04:20.100 You're asking?

00:04:20.840 I do that X.

00:04:21.840 I got it?

00:04:22.260 Cuban?

00:04:22.840 Or you got it?

00:04:23.440 You got it.

00:04:24.080 You got it.

00:04:24.120 You got it.

00:04:24.420 You got it.

00:04:25.740 For you, sir.

00:04:26.280 I'll be getting your beers around eight to nine.

00:04:27.820 I have a mustache.

00:04:29.920 Wait, what ethnicity are you?

00:04:32.400 He's Cuban.

00:04:33.260 You're Cuban?

00:04:33.680 You got your mustache at ten?

00:04:35.660 What'd he say?

00:04:36.120 Nine.

00:04:37.180 Fifth grade.

00:04:37.740 You're in the fifth grade?

00:04:38.740 No, that's when he got his mustache.

00:04:39.900 Oh.

00:04:40.640 You play sports?

00:04:42.980 What position do you play?

00:04:45.640 Oh, Ben.

00:04:47.060 Are we at the bank or stuff or no?

00:04:48.580 No.

00:04:48.900 No.

00:04:49.240 Nobody's paying for anything, so I'm leaving the table.

00:04:51.120 Yeah.

00:04:52.980 Ben, I just put my finger on that and burned.

00:04:55.580 Stop.

00:04:56.300 All right.

00:04:56.900 What would y'all like?

00:04:57.480 Oh, you're in the order.

00:05:00.360 All right.

00:05:00.640 All right.

00:05:00.920 Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben.

00:05:02.240 All right.

00:05:02.820 All right.

00:05:03.160 Yeah.

00:05:05.180 Okay.

00:05:06.620 It was crazy that you came in.

00:05:08.800 I saw you play basketball, but I think I'm going to be in the middle of the game.

00:05:12.780 I'm going to be in the middle of the game.

00:05:13.340 I'm going to be in the middle of the game.

00:05:13.740 You tube-y-tude?

00:05:15.080 You won't?

00:05:15.720 You don't want to smoke.

00:05:19.180 You saw me play who?

00:05:21.380 That's different, bro.

00:05:22.780 Bro, Ben, they play basketball.

00:05:24.860 They're good, bro.

00:05:26.860 If I play you, you're 14.

00:05:28.240 I'm going to body you.

00:05:28.840 You need to stay focused.

00:05:29.660 Sorry.

00:05:30.120 When we at work, when we at work.

00:05:31.520 I'm at work.

00:05:32.000 I got to be responsible.

00:05:32.580 We're at work.

00:05:33.020 You need to play.

00:05:33.280 You're right.

00:05:33.620 You're right, young man.

00:05:34.300 Just let them have it.

00:05:36.360 Sometimes let them have it.

00:05:36.820 Fine.

00:05:37.080 You got it.

00:05:37.840 You're a win.

00:05:38.660 You got it.

00:05:39.320 How you doing, boo?

00:05:40.280 Yeah.

00:05:41.520 Good.

00:05:42.560 You cut the hair like an avocado.

00:05:44.980 Post on IG that I'm here?

00:05:47.640 Yeah.

00:05:48.540 Ben, should we post to Addy?

00:05:49.940 I already did on my story.

00:05:51.140 Oh.

00:05:53.840 What you need, my lover?

00:05:55.360 She wants a jerk mac and cheese.

00:05:58.360 Chad, what's the address?

00:05:59.880 Two beef, daddy.

00:06:01.460 Two beef, daddy.

00:06:02.360 Dirt mac and cheese, two beef, daddy.

00:06:04.700 Yes.

00:06:05.080 All right, meat there on the double.

00:06:06.180 Chicken or beef?

00:06:08.000 You want chicken with beef?

00:06:09.140 Man.

00:06:10.020 Me.

00:06:10.440 Ben.

00:06:11.040 What?

00:06:11.320 Can I grab, like, corn and put it in my mouth?

00:06:12.840 No.

00:06:13.280 Ready, sir?

00:06:13.640 You're going to do none of that shit.

00:06:15.340 You need to stay focused.

00:06:16.600 Okay, okay.

00:06:19.360 Don't wipe your face or nothing with nothing.

00:06:21.680 Really?

00:06:22.040 You have the easy order.

00:06:22.980 Yes, ma'am.

00:06:23.420 You're right.

00:06:23.720 I'm doing the easy stuff.

00:06:24.560 I'm sorry.

00:06:24.960 You're right.

00:06:26.560 We're paying for everybody's food and serving and giving back to the community today.

00:06:31.080 I'm paying for your food today.

00:06:33.980 That's why so eat up, girl.

00:06:35.520 Get what you want.

00:06:36.040 Get whatever you want.

00:06:38.660 Oh, they know each other.

00:06:40.640 She'll probably be here all the time.

00:06:42.560 Sorry?

00:06:43.340 Queseria.

00:06:43.960 Queseria.

00:06:44.580 Tofu?

00:06:45.520 All right.

00:06:46.320 Yeah, chat.

00:06:49.760 I work for India.

00:06:51.640 You work for where?

00:06:54.420 The sheriff's office?

00:06:56.120 Oh, nice.

00:06:57.040 Oh, nice.

00:06:57.480 He's one of my guys.

00:06:58.960 Oh, nice.

00:06:59.700 Chad, I'm back with y'all.

00:07:03.500 Seed farmer.

00:07:04.140 Stop being weird.

00:07:06.080 All right.

00:07:08.980 Oh, now you said 10 minutes ago.

00:07:10.740 Y'all know what y'all want?

00:07:11.320 You already ordered?

00:07:12.100 So, 8-8-9-5 is just...

00:07:13.700 What would you like?

00:07:14.860 Yeah, I'm done, bro.

00:07:15.620 Small bowl.

00:07:16.280 Small bowl?

00:07:18.920 What do you like on your bowl, sir?

00:07:24.620 White rice.

00:07:25.480 White rice?

00:07:26.260 Come here.

00:07:27.580 White rice.

00:07:28.100 Come on, left.

00:07:29.700 Hold on.

00:07:32.120 Mason, hello.

00:07:34.300 Two cup.

00:07:35.260 Two cup?

00:07:35.860 Yeah.

00:07:36.120 We're getting the white rice for you right now.

00:07:38.300 Eight, seven, cup.

00:07:40.600 Yes, sir.

00:07:42.200 It's ready.

00:07:44.940 Hello, sir.

00:07:45.740 White rice, black beans?

00:07:47.600 That's brown rice, dickhead.

00:07:48.920 One cup.

00:07:49.360 White.

00:07:51.400 One cup.

00:07:52.240 Yeah.

00:07:52.620 It's all right.

00:07:54.280 Um, chicken.

00:07:55.360 Oh, I spilled it on the bowl, bro.

00:07:59.980 Sweet potatoes.

00:08:01.520 What is sweet potato?

00:08:02.120 Sweet potato, which one?

00:08:02.940 Um, the...

00:08:04.040 And...

00:08:04.520 Okay.

00:08:06.520 That's chicken.

00:08:10.520 That is sweet potato.

00:08:12.320 That is sweet potato.

00:08:13.140 More?

00:08:14.160 Little bit more.

00:08:14.760 More beans?

00:08:15.640 Yeah.

00:08:15.980 Yeah, give them another scoop.

00:08:17.380 Okay.

00:08:18.160 Keep potato.

00:08:19.140 In the same bowl?

00:08:20.060 Yeah.

00:08:20.580 Scoot?

00:08:21.120 I'm going to get a little more.

00:08:22.080 Yeah.

00:08:22.680 You put everything in the same bowl?

00:08:24.580 Yeah.

00:08:24.940 No.

00:08:26.440 Sweet potato.

00:08:27.220 Keep potato.

00:08:27.880 Sweet potato.

00:08:28.380 You like your food touching?

00:08:30.680 Right there?

00:08:32.060 Oh, my God.

00:08:32.940 Ben.

00:08:33.660 All right.

00:08:33.860 Put your lid back on.

00:08:35.740 Right here.

00:08:37.840 Give me this.

00:08:38.580 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Ben.

00:08:39.400 What else would you like?

00:08:40.640 Chicken?

00:08:43.060 Huh?

00:08:43.440 You don't want your protein?

00:08:44.920 Yeah.

00:08:46.140 After?

00:08:46.940 Okay, what you want?

00:08:48.860 Jared.

00:08:49.180 Stop saying here.

00:08:50.180 What the fuck is the...

00:08:51.100 We need the clinchers.

00:08:53.140 Give me some tongs.

00:08:54.560 So I can get the carrots.

00:08:55.960 Just pick with your hand.

00:08:58.300 How many carrots you want?

00:09:00.000 That's cool.

00:09:00.420 What else you want?

00:09:02.120 12 quesadilla.

00:09:06.040 Wait, Chad, am I retarded?

00:09:07.220 Are you looking for it?

00:09:11.420 Get you right.

00:09:12.080 And you want tomato?

00:09:14.340 Sir, by the way, this order is being paid for.

00:09:17.700 It's free.

00:09:18.580 Yeah.

00:09:19.040 Yeah.

00:09:20.240 We're paying for it, yeah.

00:09:21.660 There you go.

00:09:21.960 What else would you like, brother?

00:09:23.380 All right.

00:09:23.700 And chicken?

00:09:26.560 Oh, tell myself.

00:09:27.340 What's his name?

00:09:28.620 Hey, chicken.

00:09:29.380 Hey, Salah.

00:09:29.880 What up, man?

00:09:30.780 Big bro right here.

00:09:32.480 No teriyaki or jerk.

00:09:35.220 Grill.

00:09:36.300 Grill?

00:09:37.220 Grill.

00:09:37.520 Grill.

00:09:37.720 Grill.

00:09:38.660 Quesadilla.

00:09:39.960 So, you're like, both chesas?

00:09:42.640 You were going to make him pay for that?

00:09:45.000 Ben, um...

00:09:46.020 What's up?

00:09:46.500 So, what do I do now?

00:09:47.400 Sorry.

00:09:48.000 We're getting the teriyaki chicken.

00:09:49.400 Okay.

00:09:49.680 I mean, uh, that chicken.

00:09:51.340 Grill, grill, grill, grill.

00:09:52.480 Grill.

00:09:53.680 Any topping?

00:09:54.740 Fresh.

00:09:55.500 Good job.

00:09:56.120 Yeah.

00:09:57.020 Um, for my main man.

00:09:58.960 Where you go?

00:10:01.060 Oh, how you doing, boss?

00:10:03.540 He's all right.

00:10:04.100 Take this.

00:10:04.560 It's a sauce.

00:10:05.160 That's a lady.

00:10:05.760 We have to ask him.

00:10:06.200 You want to ask him?

00:10:07.200 Hi, Bobby.

00:10:08.080 Where'd my boy go?

00:10:09.380 Big fish.

00:10:10.140 My boy with the order.

00:10:11.240 Come back over here.

00:10:11.920 A big bowl.

00:10:13.940 Grill chicken bowl.

00:10:15.140 Grill chicken bowl.

00:10:15.960 Grill chicken bowl.

00:10:17.020 Big bowl?

00:10:17.800 Grill chicken bowl.

00:10:18.820 What sauce do you want?

00:10:19.720 You want what?

00:10:21.620 Bronze?

00:10:22.360 Cilantro.

00:10:22.940 The green one.

00:10:23.480 I got it.

00:10:23.940 I got it.

00:10:24.480 Ron's?

00:10:24.980 I got it.

00:10:25.800 You got it.

00:10:26.360 You said, uh, Ron's.

00:10:27.900 Ron's?

00:10:28.360 Yeah.

00:10:28.960 A good one?

00:10:29.780 Oh, a little more.

00:10:30.480 White rice.

00:10:31.340 Oh, white rice.

00:10:32.560 Got you rice.

00:10:33.140 Oh, my God, Ben.

00:10:33.640 I'm so bad at this shit, bro.

00:10:36.940 Chat.

00:10:37.400 Oh, my God.

00:10:38.460 John, get your right, my boy.

00:10:40.620 I hope you enjoy this.

00:10:41.880 It was made with love.

00:10:44.480 It's...

00:10:44.920 Sir, today's order will be paid for by me, by the way.

00:10:51.560 You got it.

00:10:52.100 Shit, make it up.

00:10:52.860 What's up?

00:10:53.480 All on me.

00:10:54.320 You don't have to pay.

00:10:54.820 What's up?

00:10:56.100 No problem.

00:10:57.700 What's up?

00:10:57.940 Big, sir?

00:10:58.860 Spicy mayo.

00:10:59.880 I got mango salmonella.

00:11:00.960 What is that?

00:11:02.880 What is that?

00:11:03.640 It's onions.

00:11:04.160 Quesadilla.

00:11:04.760 Quesadilla.

00:11:05.720 Tofu.

00:11:06.440 Tofu.

00:11:07.840 That shit look nasty, guys.

00:11:10.920 That shit look nasty, my boy.

00:11:12.260 What do you need, sir?

00:11:13.680 Small oats.

00:11:15.080 What?

00:11:15.600 Go on, get up.

00:11:16.160 What'd you want?

00:11:18.780 Small oats.

00:11:19.500 Small oats.

00:11:20.460 Can't put your hand back here that much.

00:11:22.260 Small lettuce.

00:11:24.160 Okay.

00:11:24.680 How much lettuce do you want?

00:11:25.480 That's good.

00:11:25.820 No more?

00:11:28.060 You want more or less?

00:11:28.900 You?

00:11:29.220 More.

00:11:29.900 More?

00:11:30.840 Where you from, my boy?

00:11:32.100 I said, where you from?

00:11:37.480 I live in London.

00:11:38.500 Oh, okay.

00:11:38.960 All right, yeah.

00:11:39.380 We ain't been talking.

00:11:40.000 What else you want, my boy?

00:11:40.820 Yeah.

00:11:41.380 Tomatoes.

00:11:42.220 Tomatoes.

00:11:42.940 Oh, yeah.

00:11:43.440 You don't have any more.

00:11:44.520 You know what's going on right now.

00:11:46.140 Mango pineapple.

00:11:47.480 Okay.

00:11:49.060 Humano pineapple.

00:11:50.200 Green pepper?

00:11:51.460 Get right up.

00:11:52.120 Hey, Neon, where are you, kid?

00:11:58.200 I need you.

00:11:59.020 I need my duo.

00:12:00.980 Sweater's pulling up.

00:12:02.200 All right.

00:12:03.020 Amazing.

00:12:04.640 Baked.

00:12:05.360 Shout out to the best restaurant, Miami.

00:12:06.740 Corn.

00:12:06.960 It's America now.

00:12:08.380 We call it corn.

00:12:10.960 That's good.

00:12:12.480 What else would you like, my brother?

00:12:14.800 Mushrooms.

00:12:15.980 Mushrooms.

00:12:17.420 How many?

00:12:18.520 You know these don't get you hot.

00:12:21.140 These don't.

00:12:21.720 These regular, like, regular ones.

00:12:23.480 That looks like a great bowl.

00:12:24.680 This shit ain't hitting on nanny.

00:12:25.960 I'm talking about nanny.

00:12:26.760 Do you want any sauces?

00:12:27.660 What else would you like?

00:12:29.080 That's it.

00:12:31.320 Cilantro.

00:12:31.960 Cilantro.

00:12:33.140 You want noun protein?

00:12:34.320 How much sauce?

00:12:35.280 This is his chicken.

00:12:36.120 Oh, yeah.

00:12:36.700 Put that on.

00:12:37.220 Throw that on there.

00:12:38.460 Throw that on there.

00:12:39.240 And then we're going to blast it with the cilantro.

00:12:41.220 Tell me when it stops, sir.

00:12:43.180 Get them up on there, Aiden.

00:12:45.200 It's like y'all having a moment.

00:12:53.040 Is that good?

00:12:54.220 Y'all is having a moment right now.

00:12:55.720 He was looking you in your eye doing this.

00:12:57.800 What else?

00:12:59.300 Chipotle?

00:12:59.880 Chipotle.

00:13:01.760 What?

00:13:02.060 Sorry, what?

00:13:02.340 Secret sauce.

00:13:04.300 Both?

00:13:04.700 Both?

00:13:05.220 Both?

00:13:08.180 Oh, Ben, that's how you do it?

00:13:11.820 All right, nigga.

00:13:12.880 That looks really good.

00:13:14.120 That's good.

00:13:14.520 No, you don't.

00:13:14.940 Yes, it does.

00:13:17.100 Oh, same shit?

00:13:19.000 She knows.

00:13:20.280 Oh, yeah.

00:13:20.800 She ain't working today.

00:13:22.640 We is.

00:13:25.880 And this is for free, sir.

00:13:27.400 This is for free.

00:13:27.900 Yeah, it's on us, gang.

00:13:29.620 Yeah.

00:13:30.120 Hell, yeah.

00:13:30.920 Stay dangerous, gang.

00:13:32.280 Don't be outside chicken to the front.

00:13:33.720 He got literally here.

00:13:42.620 Which one was it?

00:13:43.820 It's like, yeah.

00:13:44.620 Chance, that he's making a nasty contest.

00:13:46.420 What color was it?

00:13:47.760 It was...

00:13:48.120 I'm gonna throw up.

00:13:50.060 Dude, my life is really hard, yeah.

00:13:51.400 am i doing good be honest yeah you're doing all right man it's just like you ain't used to working

00:14:00.300 this ain't sitting in a fucking chair and talking to niggas really this is hard blue-collar work

00:14:07.040 am i the co-worker everyone hates no okay you're actually a good co-worker

00:14:10.580 a large bowl watch out lefty i got it uh what would you like on that white rice i can't i can't bro

00:14:21.020 these gloves ben i'm gonna kill you bro you want rice rice white rice

00:14:27.060 where's the where's the spoon

00:14:37.420 um for the white rice oh thank you

00:14:43.060 oh

00:14:56.840 oh gracie oh i know i know i know we had to get the spatula we got to keep your production lining up

00:15:03.760 okay what do i do we're sorry what uh sir steak

00:15:07.120 hey you didn't cook now what else would you like

00:15:11.860 cheese

00:15:14.520 that's good

00:15:18.400 what else you like

00:15:20.900 go ahead big man

00:15:24.400 how many big big i worked more jobs than all years i've been weird oh

00:15:28.040 probably you have to say purple onion

00:15:30.040 all right now what's next uh uh steak

00:15:45.400 how do you like the steak good right though yeah

00:15:48.760 we've not already cleared that anything else besides the steak you want

00:15:52.040 he waiting on steak and then sauce

00:15:54.040 chipotle sauce yup let me wait for the steak yeah yeah of course

00:15:57.400 hey our tab ain't gonna be that big today

00:16:00.760 it's not i know that's good that means more money for us

00:16:03.040 you're not paying it that's what we was telling you uh coming to america you think i'll swim

00:16:21.400 have a good day thank you brother he's from liverpool london and they got a swimsuit on

00:16:35.400 he didn't know what was going on yeah i know but i'm glad he got free food

00:16:39.400 and he made some bullshit i don't know who the fuck is eating that

00:16:42.440 what i would eat the fuck out of that hey y'all doing a lot of talking man

00:16:46.000 somebody get the station i don't play that shit i don't know what y'all usually do this

00:16:50.160 i don't play that shit ben i run a tight chip

00:16:53.360 ben i'm hungry this ain't nothing he's gonna get steak what else

00:16:58.400 this shit ain't nothing onions cheese and rice and steak

00:17:02.980 you get three sauces

00:17:04.180 dude

00:17:06.340 no no no get back here now get back here right now

00:17:13.340 bro i don't want it i'm around here hey get bound get put close up get your uniform on

00:17:17.340 and come on

00:17:18.340 the fuck is you doing i'm working in your job

00:17:21.340 your little egg should be back here

00:17:24.340 they wanted that

00:17:29.340 what is that a fly

00:17:32.340 hold the fly small large bowl

00:17:35.340 close my nose

00:17:36.340 now you know where they are

00:17:37.340 i know exactly where they're at

00:17:39.340 all right sir

00:17:46.340 what you want rice

00:17:48.340 salad okay

00:17:49.340 ben

00:17:50.340 salad

00:17:51.340 small salad

00:17:52.340 okay come on go around here

00:17:53.340 oh

00:17:54.340 you go around here

00:17:55.340 i'm already making a steak

00:17:56.340 you got a multi-tan

00:17:57.340 all right

00:17:58.340 you want some of this

00:18:01.340 how much you want

00:18:02.340 tell me to stop

00:18:04.340 throw a little sanzone on that motherfucker too

00:18:06.340 what else you want

00:18:08.340 this

00:18:10.340 this

00:18:11.340 spinach

00:18:14.340 don't get sloppy with it now

00:18:16.340 bro what is wrong with you

00:18:23.340 oh the sour cream

00:18:25.340 sour cream

00:18:26.340 and what kind of chicken grill

00:18:28.340 grill

00:18:29.340 grill

00:18:30.340 like this much or is that too much

00:18:31.340 i'm free for you

00:18:33.340 all right cut that one foot up

00:18:34.340 this ain't for him though

00:18:35.340 yeah that's for you right

00:18:36.340 yeah yeah

00:18:37.340 oh by the way the meal is free by the way

00:18:39.340 i'm paying for it

00:18:41.340 yeah

00:18:43.340 i'm not

00:18:44.340 all right what you want next

00:18:46.340 i don't know

00:18:47.340 oh

00:18:48.340 what

00:18:49.340 onion

00:18:50.340 you're having a damn grill

00:18:52.340 yeah i got this shit

00:18:53.340 what sauce you want my boy

00:18:55.340 chipotle

00:18:56.340 right here

00:18:58.340 your mother fucking eating right here

00:18:59.340 tomato

00:19:00.340 your plate ain't name

00:19:01.340 what else you want

00:19:02.340 sorry it's

00:19:04.340 it's sort of here

00:19:05.340 huh

00:19:06.340 cilantro right here

00:19:08.340 next

00:19:09.340 all right what's next

00:19:10.340 what else you want

00:19:12.340 that's it

00:19:13.340 f

00:19:14.340 um

00:19:15.340 cheese

00:19:16.340 you know i got you bro

00:19:18.340 next

00:19:19.340 we got steak

00:19:21.340 lots of cheese

00:19:22.340 that's it bro

00:19:23.340 that's it bro

00:19:26.340 huh

00:19:27.340 of course

00:19:28.340 next

00:19:29.340 how much cheese you want bro

00:19:31.340 perfect

00:19:32.340 perfect

00:19:33.340 what's next

00:19:34.340 are you ready bro

00:19:35.340 i'm talking

00:19:36.340 on the side

00:19:37.340 yeah

00:19:38.340 i got you

00:19:39.340 man chicken

00:19:40.340 chicken

00:19:41.340 on the side

00:19:42.340 on the side

00:19:43.340 on the side

00:19:44.340 on the side

00:19:45.340 on the side

00:19:46.340 and give me the top

00:19:47.340 give me the top

00:19:48.340 top

00:19:49.340 you want some top

00:19:50.340 no i don't want no top

00:19:51.340 give me the damn

00:19:52.340 there's two of them pay attention to what you're doing

00:19:53.340 sorry sir don't

00:19:54.340 don't spank me

00:19:55.340 please

00:19:56.340 cilantro

00:19:58.340 and the chicken on the side

00:20:00.340 chick on the side

00:20:02.340 Chicken on the side?

00:20:03.340 Yeah.

00:20:04.340 There you go.

00:20:05.340 You know it's on the house now.

00:20:07.340 On the house?

00:20:08.340 It's all free.

00:20:09.340 All free.

00:20:10.340 Oh, that's awesome.

00:20:11.340 Uh, India.

00:20:12.340 Yeah.

00:20:13.340 There you go.

00:20:14.340 Thank you.

00:20:15.340 What is it?

00:20:16.340 Uh, chicken on the side, yeah.

00:20:19.340 Which one?

00:20:20.340 Yeah.

00:20:25.340 Tacos?

00:20:26.340 Tacos.

00:20:27.340 You want chicken tacos?

00:20:28.340 No.

00:20:29.340 Steak too.

00:20:30.340 Steak.

00:20:31.340 Steak.

00:20:32.340 Steak.

00:20:33.340 Steak.

00:20:34.340 Steak.

00:20:35.340 Steak.

00:20:36.340 Steak.

00:20:37.340 Steak.

00:20:38.340 Steak.

00:20:39.340 Steak.

00:20:40.340 Steak.

00:20:41.340 Steak.

00:20:42.340 Steak.

00:20:43.340 Should we check on Neon real quick?

00:20:44.340 Come on.

00:20:45.340 Hey, I'm changing.

00:20:50.340 Come on, dude.

00:20:51.340 Look up.

00:20:52.340 You're late.

00:20:53.340 You're a disgrace.

00:20:54.340 Said to you.

00:20:55.340 Chat, you woke up at 9am and told me, let's go back to sleep.

00:20:57.340 Yo.

00:20:58.340 No, Neon, you're actually weird.

00:20:59.340 Bet.

00:21:00.340 No, go ahead.

00:21:01.340 No, put it on.

00:21:02.340 You're stalling.

00:21:03.340 Let's go.

00:21:04.340 Put it on.

00:21:05.340 If I'm cleaning the toilets, I'm working for a competitor across the street.

00:21:07.340 You're not cleaning toilets.

00:21:08.340 Okay.

00:21:09.340 I'm coming.

00:21:10.340 I'm putting this on one second.

00:21:11.340 He's lying, by the way, about that.

00:21:13.340 What the hell is your antenna doing?

00:21:15.340 Neon.

00:21:16.340 I had to get Neon in here.

00:21:17.340 He's late.

00:21:18.340 Neon.

00:21:19.340 All in the house.

00:21:20.340 Don't even pay.

00:21:21.340 Don't worry about it.

00:21:22.340 We got you.

00:21:23.340 That nigga want to change his order.

00:21:24.340 Keep the same order, nigga.

00:21:25.340 That you thought you were paying.

00:21:26.340 It's your birthday tomorrow?

00:21:27.340 It's your birthday tomorrow?

00:21:28.340 That's great.

00:21:29.340 How old are you turning?

00:21:30.340 Yeah, the meal on us, man.

00:21:31.340 On us.

00:21:32.340 Happy early birthday.

00:21:33.340 Oh, yeah.

00:21:34.340 I already know I ain't going to know what the fuck you're saying.

00:21:35.340 You got that look in your eye, buddy.

00:21:36.340 Next?

00:21:37.340 Next?

00:21:38.340 What?

00:21:39.340 Pensa?

00:21:40.340 Maiz.

00:21:41.340 No.

00:21:42.340 Queso crema?

00:21:43.340 Queso crema?

00:21:44.340 This is not queso crema.

00:21:45.340 I know.

00:21:46.340 What else?

00:21:47.340 That's queso, no?

00:21:48.340 No, it's not.

00:21:49.340 Sour cream?

00:21:50.340 Chicken?

00:21:51.340 What?

00:21:52.340 More?

00:21:53.340 What?

00:21:54.340 What?

00:21:55.340 What?

00:21:56.340 What?

00:21:57.340 What?

00:21:58.340 What?

00:21:59.340 What?

00:22:00.340 What?

00:22:01.340 What?

00:22:02.340 What?

00:22:03.340 What?

00:22:04.340 What?

00:22:05.340 What?

00:22:06.340 Avocado.

00:22:07.340 What?

00:22:08.340 Un?

00:22:09.340 V?

00:22:10.340 Un?

00:22:11.340 Un?

00:22:12.340 Dos?

00:22:13.340 Yeah.

00:22:14.340 And what?

00:22:15.340 I have to get your food.

00:22:16.340 Wait, do you want to?

00:22:17.340 Hey, hold on, man.

00:22:18.340 Alpeño?

00:22:19.340 Ben, chop that up.

00:22:20.340 No, he don't want to chop that up.

00:22:21.340 Okay.

00:22:22.340 Alpeño?

00:22:23.340 Rice.

00:22:24.340 What is their price?

00:22:26.340 Rice?

00:22:27.340 Their price.

00:22:28.340 Their price.

00:22:29.340 Oh, no, it's free.

00:22:30.340 No, it's at their price.

00:22:31.340 They're here.

00:22:32.340 What?

00:22:33.340 Oh!

00:22:34.340 Y'all be saying the same word, but we don't know.

00:22:38.340 You play soccer?

00:22:39.340 Yes.

00:22:40.340 Ugh.

00:22:41.340 Oh.

00:22:42.340 What else?

00:22:43.340 That's it.

00:22:44.340 And, and chicken.

00:22:46.340 Yeah.

00:22:47.340 Hey.

00:22:48.340 Hey.

00:22:49.340 Put gloves on.

00:22:50.340 Sorry.

00:22:51.340 Right there.

00:22:52.340 You get the lion in the glove.

00:22:54.340 Neon, me too.

00:22:55.340 I know.

00:22:56.340 Touch the stove for five seconds.

00:22:57.340 I'll give you a million dollars.

00:22:58.340 Oh, God.

00:22:59.340 Where's it?

00:23:00.340 I'm kidding.

00:23:01.340 Neon, he wants to take a picture with you.

00:23:02.340 Oh, hi.

00:23:03.340 Free food!

00:23:04.340 Oh.

00:23:05.340 It's free, right?

00:23:06.340 Everything's free.

00:23:07.340 Let's get regular milk.

00:23:08.340 Come on with the chicken, man.

00:23:09.340 You talking.

00:23:10.340 Oh, it's bad.

00:23:11.340 We're regular milk.

00:23:12.340 Wow, man.

00:23:13.340 I've always wanted to do this.

00:23:14.340 It's hard on God, Neon.

00:23:15.340 It is?

00:23:16.340 I'm already sweating and tired.

00:23:17.340 Sweating?

00:23:18.340 I'm already sweating and tired.

00:23:19.340 Sweating?

00:23:20.340 I'm just fucking holding a spoon.

00:23:21.340 Dude.

00:23:22.340 Not too good.

00:23:23.340 It's bad on God.

00:23:25.340 It's so hard.

00:23:26.340 It's hard.

00:23:27.340 All right.

00:23:28.340 Saucy?

00:23:29.340 No sauce?

00:23:30.340 Sauce?

00:23:31.340 You need to eat, brother.

00:23:32.340 You're trying to take a quick shoot.

00:23:33.340 Oh.

00:23:34.340 Officers.

00:23:35.340 Free for you guys.

00:23:36.340 Free.

00:23:37.340 I love my police.

00:23:38.340 Thank you guys for doing.

00:23:39.340 You guys are heroes.

00:23:40.340 Love you guys.

00:23:41.340 We love police.

00:23:43.340 We love cops.

00:23:44.340 We love 12.

00:23:45.340 W12.

00:23:46.340 W12.

00:23:47.340 W12 right now.

00:23:48.340 All right.

00:23:49.340 All right.

00:23:50.340 Medium cheekbones and a polio.

00:23:51.340 That's you, my boy.

00:23:52.340 Thank you.

00:23:53.340 Okay, man.

00:23:54.340 Love you.

00:23:55.340 What?

00:23:56.340 We can just one ingest.

00:23:58.340 Yeah.

00:23:59.340 Yes, I'm saying.

00:24:00.340 He'll switch to JCV.

00:24:01.340 JCV.

00:24:02.340 Pull up, cuz.

00:24:03.340 Yo.

00:24:04.340 Me on.

00:24:05.340 Me on.

00:24:06.340 I gotta stop saying that.

00:24:07.340 Yeah, you do.

00:24:13.340 Um.

00:24:14.340 Bulls?

00:24:15.340 Bulls?

00:24:16.340 Bigger, bigger, small.

00:24:18.340 Sorry.

00:24:19.340 Large or small.

00:24:20.340 Large.

00:24:21.340 Large.

00:24:22.340 Large.

00:24:23.340 White rice.

00:24:24.340 Black beans, white rice.

00:24:26.340 Is that any sauce?

00:24:27.340 Yes, sir.

00:24:28.340 Let's go, Neon.

00:24:29.340 Come on.

00:24:30.340 Sorry, sir.

00:24:34.340 Neon.

00:24:35.340 Let's go.

00:24:36.340 Let's get these cops.

00:24:37.340 Oh.

00:24:38.340 Oh, my God.

00:24:39.340 She said she's the owner.

00:24:40.340 Are you okay?

00:24:41.340 She is.

00:24:42.340 She's the best owner in the world.

00:24:43.340 Thank you so much for having us.

00:24:44.340 White.

00:24:45.340 White.

00:24:46.340 Neon.

00:24:47.340 Come on.

00:24:48.340 White rice?

00:24:49.340 Hey, what time is our break?

00:24:50.340 We don't have a break, Neon.

00:24:51.340 She said after eight hours.

00:24:53.340 What?

00:24:54.340 You just.

00:24:55.340 That's not legal?

00:24:56.340 Hey, dude.

00:24:57.340 Move.

00:24:59.340 Neon.

00:25:00.340 Do you have a spatula?

00:25:01.340 Thank you so much.

00:25:02.340 Can we take over the ox?

00:25:03.340 That's a great song.

00:25:04.340 It's Kid Cudi.

00:25:05.340 Crazy shit I do.

00:25:06.340 Did you meet Kid Cudi?

00:25:07.340 Stop being weird, kid.

00:25:08.340 These are cops, so we're going to give them an extra of everything.

00:25:09.340 Okay?

00:25:10.340 Yo, bro.

00:25:11.340 You're drunk.

00:25:12.340 Neon, stop.

00:25:13.340 Come here.

00:25:14.340 Hey, come here.

00:25:15.340 Oh, it's for me.

00:25:16.340 Okay.

00:25:17.340 Put it over the thing, you fucking idiot.

00:25:18.340 They're cops.

00:25:19.340 We're going to give them everything.

00:25:20.340 Hey, hey.

00:25:21.340 Little more.

00:25:22.340 That's enough?

00:25:23.340 Oh, I'm so sorry.

00:25:24.340 I'm sorry.

00:25:25.340 Oh, I got it.

00:25:26.340 Neon.

00:25:27.340 I'm sorry.

00:25:28.340 Oh, my God.

00:25:29.340 They're mad.

00:25:30.340 Fuck.

00:25:31.340 What else do you want?

00:25:32.340 Black beans?

00:25:33.340 White rice and black beans.

00:25:34.340 Green.

00:25:35.340 Green.

00:25:36.340 Green.

00:25:37.340 Green.

00:25:38.340 Green.

00:25:39.340 Green.

00:25:40.340 Green.

00:25:41.340 Green.

00:25:42.340 Green.

00:25:43.340 Green.

00:25:44.340 Green.

00:25:45.340 Green.

00:25:46.340 Green.

00:25:47.340 Black beans!

00:25:48.340 Green.

00:25:49.340 Green.

00:25:50.340 Green Terry, what?

00:25:51.340 Green Terry, what?

00:25:52.340 Green Terry, chicken.

00:25:53.340 Uh-huh.

00:25:54.340 What a yup.

00:25:55.340 Black bean?

00:25:56.340 You need some vegetables in that, man.

00:25:57.340 You fighting the world.

00:25:58.340 Y'all police ain't eating no vegetables.

00:25:59.340 Yes, they are.

00:26:00.340 They're the strongest and bravest men in the world.

00:26:02.340 He just won't chicken and God damn rice.

00:26:05.340 Alright, and you want to give one to Aiden?

00:26:08.340 Yes.

00:26:09.340 Sir.

00:26:10.340 Sir.

00:26:11.340 you have the large bowl for the officer yes sir for the officer or ma'am sorry yes ma'am oh

00:26:21.520 shit i misgendered here that's him what's good officer what do you want oh you know black beans

00:26:26.640 black beans he got a guy oh yeah black beans yeah give me two oh yeah we got a guy um come on man

00:26:37.460 you've taken all goddamn day hurry up come on is that good no school damn stop being still it ain't

00:26:42.740 coming out your damn paycheck oh god no you're right i'm sorry oh that's fun you want me to cut the

00:26:50.820 chicken okay yeah grill turkey chicken grill that's good what else sir for the alarm yeah does anybody

00:27:01.460 want smoothies me nigga you eat you're working you want that too let me let me cut it huh mango

00:27:08.260 pineapple oh it's fire i don't know you want you want there's one there called kiss my acai

00:27:17.140 kiss my ass acai oh acai okay okay okay you want to try that one sure bro yeah yeah all right

00:27:23.540 brian um kiss my ass acai uh wait give aiden a mic do you have a mic sir can i can i put the

00:27:35.700 aiden mike mike mike all right kiss my ass acai kiss my ass acai kiss my ass acai

00:27:44.260 oh my it's very clustered we're just waiting for your steak

00:27:48.420 okay all right all right okay sorry yours what's poppy poppy

00:28:00.100 neon you should be tech support what does poppy mean poppy daddy

00:28:04.660 are you serious i swear google it

00:28:08.660 can you get some pico poppy that's the saltiest there i heard

00:28:20.500 what do you want to do right

00:28:28.100 wow this looks so good how do you guys not get hungry

00:28:32.340 i would eat this all day every day healthy too

00:28:45.140 which one the furry one the furry furry why do you have a furry one you weird

00:28:49.540 i'm sorry oh wait so what are the rules here none

00:28:54.100 okay i'll chop that up like any sauces uh can i help you on the grill

00:28:58.820 there you go one more you want some help on the grill yeah what are you going to do

00:29:01.700 sauce please just cilantro sorry nope yeah the cilantro's over there

00:29:11.620 i got you

00:29:14.820 okay you want a lot what uh sure how do i do it

00:29:18.260 is that good

00:29:24.340 let me get a top oh sorry bro wait here you did it

00:29:41.940 neon what order of mushrooms yeah look i made it

00:29:44.180 it what who's important oh that's so wholesome oh god

00:29:51.140 are you talking about

00:29:53.380 oh okay i'm making sure you all right

00:29:54.980 uh bet we need some mushrooms

00:29:59.540 he's over there with her it's on me though

00:30:02.580 come on give me the rest of them yes sir

00:30:03.860 what 100

00:30:05.700 everything everything

00:30:13.300 neon hey idiot i'm locking in all right

00:30:17.620 yo this is tiring yeah i'm already tired oh bro

00:30:21.860 this is we got way more to go how did you hear me

00:30:25.140 can we can we do the toilets yeah can we scrub toilets bro please bro

00:30:28.740 oh no no no no no no no

00:30:45.860 you know what we should do no can we make a custom smoothie and sell it to them you need to get to work

00:30:49.940 God damn it all right guys real. I'm gonna help you guys yes, sir

00:30:54.920 small ball

00:30:56.560 Okay, small bull we got right now

00:31:01.020 Give me a small bull over there. Where's up go can someone get a small bull? Oh, oh, no me on you go

00:31:06.840 Where's the balls again? No, bro. Your dick is on my ass. He's not up here. Okay. Where's the small ball?

00:31:12.340 All right small ball small ball. What can I get you small ball?

00:31:16.260 Oh

00:31:18.260 What

00:31:20.260 Corn

00:31:22.260 Teriyaki chicken

00:31:24.260 Teriyaki chicken

00:31:26.260 Teriyaki chicken

00:31:28.260 Yo, bro, I don't work here. I don't know

00:31:32.260 Teriyaki chicken

00:31:34.260 Where do I get the chicken?

00:31:36.260 Is that the teriyaki chicken?

00:31:38.260 Teriyaki

00:31:40.260 You want rice?

00:31:42.260 My boy

00:31:44.260 What else?

00:31:46.260 Why rice?

00:31:47.260 Why rice?

00:31:48.260 Why rice?

00:31:49.260 Come on.

00:31:50.260 Yo, you have my same haircut.

00:31:51.260 Go with him.

00:31:52.260 Yes, sir.

00:31:53.260 Oh, thank you boss.

00:31:54.260 Yo, that is deep in bro.

00:31:56.260 Very good.

00:31:57.260 JCB pull up

00:31:59.260 How we doing for the first time?

00:32:01.260 Hey, you're awesome, bro.

00:32:02.260 Give us some advice and tips.

00:32:04.260 Thank you so much.

00:32:05.260 All I can tell you is that I'm the chicken guy, man.

00:32:08.260 Okay.

00:32:09.260 Wait, so what does my shirt say?

00:32:10.260 Wait, so

00:32:11.260 Jerk chicken shouldn't burn when you pee.

00:32:13.260 That's true.

00:32:14.260 Jerk chicken is spicy and it burns, but it shouldn't

00:32:16.260 I thought you burn when you pee when you have

00:32:18.260 Exactly, so don't blame it on the jerk chicken if that burns

00:32:22.260 You guys have jerk chicken here?

00:32:23.260 Yeah.

00:32:24.260 This is a Jamaican spot.

00:32:25.260 What do you think we've been selling?

00:32:27.260 So if something burns, it ain't the chicken.

00:32:29.260 Gotta see a doctor.

00:32:30.260 We have to get our hands dirty.

00:32:31.260 We need to do this.

00:32:32.260 Real quick question.

00:32:33.260 Can we have teriyaki chicken?

00:32:34.260 Yes, absolutely.

00:32:35.260 You have it up front here.

00:32:36.260 Aw, thank you.

00:32:37.260 It's for the guy.

00:32:38.260 I know, I know.

00:32:39.260 Sorry, Ben.

00:32:40.260 Wow, man.

00:32:41.260 This is so wholesome.

00:32:42.260 Teriyaki chicken.

00:32:43.260 My hand?

00:32:44.260 Yes.

00:32:47.260 Diego.

00:32:48.260 Yeah, man.

00:32:49.260 There you go.

00:32:51.260 What you want?

00:32:53.260 Everything.

00:32:54.260 It's making my job harder.

00:32:56.260 I can't.

00:32:57.260 I want to stab you.

00:32:58.260 I'm kidding.

00:32:59.260 All right.

00:33:00.260 Everything.

00:33:01.260 W in the chat.

00:33:02.260 W106 in the chat.

00:33:04.260 I ain't gonna lie.

00:33:06.260 This shit is nasty.

00:33:07.260 Yo, you like olives, bro?

00:33:08.260 Are you serious?

00:33:09.260 It's him.

00:33:10.260 You're trying to be funny.

00:33:11.260 You look like you like olives.

00:33:12.260 What the?

00:33:14.260 No pickles.

00:33:15.260 Just no pickles.

00:33:16.260 You want pickles?

00:33:17.260 No.

00:33:18.260 You just told.

00:33:19.260 You want pickles, dad.

00:33:20.260 No peppers.

00:33:21.260 Pickle?

00:33:22.260 This shit ain't nasty.

00:33:23.260 I like this.

00:33:24.260 I see their vision.

00:33:25.260 Yo, bro, you put the pickle on the banana.

00:33:28.260 Shut up.

00:33:29.260 No, I didn't.

00:33:30.260 It's not a banana.

00:33:31.260 Eat my dick, Neon.

00:33:32.260 Suck my dick.

00:33:33.260 What you want?

00:33:34.260 What you want?

00:33:35.260 Neon?

00:33:36.260 Short rib.

00:33:37.260 Yeah, I got it.

00:33:38.260 That's good.

00:33:39.260 What else?

00:33:40.260 They say he looks like XQC.

00:33:41.260 Yeah.

00:33:42.260 Yeah.

00:33:43.260 Do you know XQC?

00:33:44.260 Give me like two.

00:33:45.260 A little more corn?

00:33:48.260 All right.

00:33:49.260 Neon.

00:33:50.260 I'm gonna be the packer.

00:33:51.260 What is you doing?

00:33:52.260 I'm gonna pack it when he's done.

00:33:53.260 That ain't no job that we need done.

00:33:55.260 You need to be on the grill.

00:33:56.260 You're right.

00:33:57.260 Let me just finish this because I committed to it.

00:33:59.260 That's good.

00:34:00.260 Neon.

00:34:01.260 Wow, bro.

00:34:02.260 You really know what you're doing.

00:34:03.260 What else?

00:34:04.260 He's recording you like you're an animal.

00:34:05.260 Look.

00:34:06.260 I'm kidding.

00:34:07.260 I'm kidding.

00:34:08.260 It's free.

00:34:09.260 I got you.

00:34:10.260 Free.

00:34:11.260 Sure.

00:34:12.260 Hey, three grand chicken.

00:34:13.260 Are you about to eat this?

00:34:17.260 What?

00:34:18.260 Get back.

00:34:19.260 I got to go to India.

00:34:20.260 Neon.

00:34:21.260 Who's India?

00:34:22.260 Sorry.

00:34:23.260 What do you matter?

00:34:24.260 You want to take a turn?

00:34:29.260 India.

00:34:30.260 India here.

00:34:31.260 Hello, India.

00:34:32.260 How are you doing?

00:34:33.260 Doing well?

00:34:34.260 Good to see you.

00:34:35.260 Good to see you too.

00:34:36.260 What?

00:34:37.260 She smells so good.

00:34:38.260 Yo, bro.

00:34:39.260 Really, dude?

00:34:40.260 You're touching your eyes?

00:34:43.260 Oh, yeah.

00:34:44.260 It's something weird.

00:34:45.260 All right.

00:34:46.260 Get on the grill.

00:34:47.260 God damn it.

00:34:48.260 Oh, sorry.

00:34:49.260 That's my job.

00:34:50.260 Take that up to the phone.

00:34:51.260 Loaded grill.

00:34:52.260 Loaded grill.

00:34:53.260 Loaded grill.

00:34:54.260 I'm so confused, bro.

00:34:56.260 Loaded grill.

00:34:57.260 Loaded grill as well.

00:34:58.260 Excuse me, ma'am.

00:34:59.260 Is there anything you want me to do?

00:35:00.260 You're going to learn everything.

00:35:01.260 By the time that you're out of here, you're going to be ready for a restaurant.

00:35:04.260 How can I help you, sir?

00:35:05.260 Oh, okay.

00:35:06.260 Nice.

00:35:07.260 Thank you so much.

00:35:08.260 What's going to happen is that if I'm short as a kid, I'm just going to call you.

00:35:11.260 And then you're going to call the chair.

00:35:12.260 Oh, so right now we're overstaffed.

00:35:13.260 No, no, no.

00:35:14.260 No.

00:35:15.260 I'm going to train you.

00:35:16.260 You're in training.

00:35:17.260 I'm getting trained.

00:35:18.260 You're getting trained.

00:35:19.260 So what's going to happen is that if I'm short for a chef, I'm just going to give you a

00:35:21.260 call and then you're going to come over.

00:35:22.260 Okay.

00:35:23.260 Okay.

00:35:24.260 He's already ready.

00:35:25.260 He's trained.

00:35:26.260 Yeah, he's good.

00:35:27.260 I'm close.

00:35:28.260 I can't feed.

00:35:29.260 Oh, I can't serve.

00:35:30.260 It's pork.

00:35:31.260 Don't worry.

00:35:32.260 There's no pork.

00:35:33.260 No, chorizo.

00:35:34.260 There's no chorizo.

00:35:35.260 There's nothing.

00:35:36.260 You're good.

00:35:37.260 It's steak and chicken.

00:35:38.260 That's on the menu.

00:35:39.260 Sorry.

00:35:40.260 I just can't turn on my religion.

00:35:42.260 It's okay.

00:35:43.260 Chorizo.

00:35:44.260 How long do we strip, bro?

00:35:45.260 It's like four hours.

00:35:46.260 Hey.

00:35:47.260 How long?

00:35:48.260 48 minutes.

00:35:49.260 Oh, God.

00:35:50.260 We need to separate.

00:35:51.260 Because I can't lock in next to you.

00:35:52.260 I have a hair in my mouth.

00:35:53.260 Can you grab it?

00:35:54.260 We need to separate.

00:35:55.260 Because I can't lock in next to you.

00:35:56.260 I have a hair in my mouth.

00:35:57.260 Can you grab it?

00:36:06.260 I'm selling the hair.

00:36:07.260 I don't even want the hair.

00:36:08.260 Oh, it makes it.

00:36:09.260 Never mind.

00:36:10.260 I need new gloves.

00:36:11.260 You too.

00:36:12.260 I'll get us something.

00:36:13.260 Yeah.

00:36:14.260 I'm coming.

00:36:15.260 Oh, my God, bro.

00:36:16.260 What the fuck, bro?

00:36:17.260 That's it?

00:36:18.260 Oh.

00:36:19.260 Do you want to learn this real?

00:36:21.260 Uh, sure.

00:36:22.260 Give me a second.

00:36:23.260 We're going to get new gloves.

00:36:25.260 Yeah.

00:36:26.260 You tried gatekeeping the black ones.

00:36:27.260 I got you.

00:36:28.260 I know.

00:36:29.260 I got you too.

00:36:30.260 Wait.

00:36:31.260 What?

00:36:32.260 No, I got it.

00:36:35.260 These are the cane gloves.

00:36:37.260 These were the using canes?

00:36:38.260 Is there a truck?

00:36:39.260 Oh, I'll put it right here.

00:36:40.260 That's my Gatorade Dion.

00:36:42.260 Hey, bro.

00:36:43.260 This is a really hard thing to do.

00:36:45.260 Hey, man.

00:36:46.260 I just want to say respect to anyone in the chat that works a nine to five, bro.

00:36:48.260 You know?

00:36:49.260 For real.

00:36:50.260 And we're not doing this to spend anyone's face.

00:36:52.260 Everything's free.

00:36:53.260 I'm not trying to be disrespectful in any way.

00:36:54.260 Obviously, yeah.

00:36:55.260 Trying to promote someone's business.

00:36:56.260 This is actually like very, very, very hard.

00:36:58.260 Wholesome.

00:36:59.260 And wholesome.

00:37:00.260 Fuck all that, Neil.

00:37:01.260 This is a hard job.

00:37:04.260 Who works a nine to five in this chat?

00:37:08.260 Even the gloves are hard to put on.

00:37:10.260 I know, dude.

00:37:12.260 I got one on.

00:37:14.260 It's hard, dude.

00:37:16.260 Fat Jewish finger.

00:37:18.260 You're an Indian.

00:37:20.260 Doesn't matter, bro.

00:37:23.260 I can't, Neil.

00:37:32.260 Am I fat?

00:37:33.260 No.

00:37:34.260 Do I have fat hands?

00:37:35.260 Yes.

00:37:42.260 Neil.

00:37:43.260 I'm locked in.

00:37:44.260 Hold on.

00:37:48.260 You ready?

00:37:49.260 Hold on.

00:37:50.260 Wait for me.

00:37:51.260 How do I get this through?

00:37:52.260 So, what?

00:37:53.260 My thumb.

00:37:54.260 Bro.

00:37:55.260 Your finger's so fat.

00:37:56.260 It doesn't go.

00:37:57.260 It doesn't go.

00:37:58.260 Oh.

00:37:59.260 What?

00:38:00.260 You got it.

00:38:01.260 That's my pinky.

00:38:02.260 That's my pinky.

00:38:03.260 That's supposed to be my thumb, I think.

00:38:04.260 Oh my God, bro.

00:38:05.260 Fix it, dude.

00:38:06.260 How?

00:38:07.260 I put it on backwards?

00:38:08.260 Yes.

00:38:09.260 No, Neil.

00:38:10.260 This is bad.

00:38:11.260 Oh God.

00:38:12.260 Sorry.

00:38:13.260 I'm going to put my gloves on.

00:38:14.260 We're trying to get the gloves on.

00:38:15.260 If we quit, like, let's just go to games.

00:38:32.260 If we don't quit.

00:38:33.260 No.

00:38:34.260 We can't quit.

00:38:35.260 No, we're not, no.

00:38:36.260 We're going to finish the shift.

00:38:37.260 How long's the shift?

00:38:38.260 What time are you guys close?

00:38:39.260 At 10 p.m.

00:38:42.580 Did you hear him?

00:38:44.340 Huh?

00:38:48.060 10 p.m.?

00:38:48.860 Yeah.

00:38:52.060 All right, can you help me put this on?

00:38:53.600 Yo, it's a fucking glove.

00:38:54.700 You're a grown-ass billionaire.

00:38:55.920 What are you doing?

00:38:56.620 Fucking idiot.

00:38:57.360 Help me.

00:38:57.760 No.

00:38:58.160 Please, dude.

00:38:58.700 Of course.

00:39:00.080 Come here.

00:39:05.360 Open.

00:39:08.120 You're slipping right in.

00:39:09.100 Right?

00:39:11.020 All right.

00:39:11.660 Let's get on the grill.

00:39:14.860 All right.

00:39:17.080 It's just hot.

00:39:18.300 Wow, that looks really good.

00:39:19.900 Everyone, buy stuff from here.

00:39:24.180 What is that?

00:39:24.960 I didn't touch your butt.

00:39:26.360 Hey.

00:39:27.560 Did you get the bowl?

00:39:28.480 What is that, bro?

00:39:29.420 Why are you not picturing me?

00:39:30.980 What are you talking about, nigga?

00:39:32.860 Are you gifting yourself?

00:39:34.020 I don't know.

00:39:34.520 What the fuck is going on?

00:39:36.620 Bro, they were like grabbing A's phone.

00:39:38.460 I was like, I'm not doing that.

00:39:39.780 He was trying to guess up neon.

00:39:43.860 Did it go through?

00:39:44.740 Oh, that's neon.

00:39:45.800 That's my phone.

00:39:46.580 Oh, I was putting up Aiden, too.

00:39:47.900 I thought that was Aiden.

00:39:48.820 Oh.

00:39:49.080 Yeah, so that's why I didn't work.

00:39:51.900 You ain't Indian, so it's cool.

00:39:54.080 We good.

00:39:56.320 All right, baby.

00:39:57.100 Now I get back to work.

00:39:58.240 Yes, sir.

00:39:58.700 Do you want us on the grill?

00:40:01.100 Can we get on the grill?

00:40:02.000 It's so hot.

00:40:02.800 Yes.

00:40:03.980 Yes.

00:40:04.860 All me.

00:40:06.900 What you guys want?

00:40:08.520 Oh, you got him?

00:40:09.940 I'm so out of place.

00:40:10.740 What's up?

00:40:11.900 Huh?

00:40:13.580 A bowl.

00:40:14.260 So good.

00:40:14.960 So good.

00:40:16.080 Oh, you want me to come?

00:40:17.620 Okay, I got you.

00:40:18.200 I'm coming.

00:40:18.320 Small.

00:40:20.060 So this one is a quesadilla.

00:40:21.480 Girl, check the food.

00:40:21.820 Okay.

00:40:22.460 Wow.

00:40:23.720 That looks really good.

00:40:24.720 Smoothie?

00:40:25.060 Talk to me.

00:40:25.760 That way, Ray.

00:40:27.340 Wait, there you do it.

00:40:28.680 Instead of having to travel with the steak the other way,

00:40:31.160 you're just going to bring the quesadilla soup.

00:40:33.940 And then it's way to travel with the cheese

00:40:36.040 and to travel with the steak.

00:40:37.280 Okay, so you want me to get the cheese?

00:40:38.500 Yeah.

00:40:38.780 Just bring a handful of cheese.

00:40:40.360 What you want?

00:40:40.840 The girl checking, we got you.

00:40:41.980 What else you want?

00:40:43.460 Put your quesadilla on this side, right?

00:40:45.100 White rice?

00:40:45.400 Oh, oh, oh, oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.

00:40:47.980 There you go, closer.

00:40:50.380 Closer, there you go, beautiful.

00:40:52.540 And you're just going to close your quesadilla.

00:40:54.820 And then you're going to apply some quake to your quesadilla

00:40:56.920 the way the cheese melts.

00:40:58.580 Okay.

00:40:59.020 You got it?

00:40:59.780 Just leave it there.

00:41:01.340 And now, and now we're good.

00:41:04.820 So this bread is for an application.

00:41:09.380 It's just going to be cheese.

00:41:10.500 Aiden!

00:41:11.960 Nice.

00:41:12.320 Yeah.

00:41:12.540 There's no one here.

00:41:14.600 Guys, we're taking a 30-

00:41:15.580 No, Taka!

00:41:17.440 Really?

00:41:25.320 Huh?

00:41:26.520 In basketball?

00:41:27.680 I got you over here.

00:41:28.460 So I got scanned out of money yesterday,

00:41:29.960 so I'm done playing basketball.

00:41:31.780 Yeah, fuck that.

00:41:32.280 You were good?

00:41:33.360 What position did you play?

00:41:35.220 Guard?

00:41:38.940 Forward.

00:41:39.220 All right, what you want?

00:41:42.540 All right, what you want?

00:41:47.560 Damn, how'd I know that we don't see that?

00:41:50.000 Yo, bro.

00:41:52.600 This house is a beat.

00:41:53.640 Who the fuck is going to eat this, bro?

00:42:00.220 Damn, he wants it.

00:42:03.040 Is this how you want the sauce?

00:42:05.100 Bro, it's going to be good with the chicken.

00:42:08.700 Oh, bro.

00:42:11.660 Can I have a fry?

00:42:12.500 What?

00:42:12.620 I'm going to build this bowl.

00:42:13.500 I'm going to dump it in.

00:42:14.260 Okay.

00:42:14.620 I'm going to be a large bowl.

00:42:15.660 A large bowl, yes, ma'am.

00:42:16.540 Yo.

00:42:17.320 I need grilled chicken.

00:42:19.020 Grilled chicken on the way.

00:42:21.080 What else do you want?

00:42:21.860 Just a chicken.

00:42:22.620 Oh, my bad.

00:42:23.840 No worries.

00:42:24.700 Chet.

00:42:25.340 Sorry.

00:42:26.520 Hold on now.

00:42:27.540 Make sure we good, Chet.

00:42:28.880 Who wanted the large bowl?

00:42:30.280 Cheese?

00:42:31.560 Which one?

00:42:32.400 Yo, how do we have no customers

00:42:33.620 when we dropped the address?

00:42:35.120 Yep.

00:42:36.840 Are you serious, bro?

00:42:37.780 I'm coming back to y'all right now.

00:42:38.620 What do you want, bro?

00:42:39.380 What rice?

00:42:40.560 Huh.

00:42:40.880 Now I got to go get the rice.

00:42:41.720 Are you serious?

00:42:42.140 Can you get something else?

00:42:43.760 My boy, you already got a plate.

00:42:45.240 Oh, my God.

00:42:45.900 I'll be back, bro.

00:42:46.760 I'll be back.

00:42:47.100 I'll be back.

00:42:48.600 You can go.

00:42:48.980 Say, you say.

00:42:51.860 And then just take it.

00:42:53.280 One sec.

00:42:57.440 Thank you.

00:43:05.520 Are you getting a bowl?

00:43:06.860 Get in line.

00:43:07.460 All right.

00:43:08.320 Here.

00:43:09.800 Grill.

00:43:10.640 Grill.

00:43:11.760 Thank you.

00:43:12.080 I'm going to scoop it.

00:43:14.160 It's a bowl?

00:43:14.740 I'm going to scoop it in line.

00:43:15.900 What do you want, God damn it?

00:43:20.540 You want any meat?

00:43:22.000 You want any meat?

00:43:23.720 For free.

00:43:24.660 What is it?

00:43:25.280 You want steak?

00:43:26.440 We're out of steak, I think.

00:43:27.460 Hold on.

00:43:27.640 Let me see.

00:43:29.200 Do we have any steak?

00:43:30.760 Yeah, I have steak only.

00:43:31.920 He wants some steak.

00:43:33.720 Okay, what do you got?

00:43:35.760 Chocolate.

00:43:36.420 Yo, these look so good, bro.

00:43:40.200 Blue cheese?

00:43:41.840 Smoothies.

00:43:42.580 This guy right here.

00:43:43.540 He's the best smoothie maker in the town.

00:43:44.820 Or teriyaki.

00:43:46.660 Grill.

00:43:47.180 Black beans?

00:43:47.760 I got you.

00:43:48.260 You're supposed to do the chicken after the beans.

00:43:49.900 Or before the beans.

00:43:51.540 Grill chicken.

00:43:53.120 Oh, sorry.

00:43:56.880 All right, man.

00:43:58.320 Throw food right.

00:43:59.280 Ready.

00:44:00.380 Have you guys been helped?

00:44:01.620 Yeah.

00:44:02.240 With chicken, right?

00:44:03.460 Yeah.

00:44:03.500 It's good.

00:44:04.060 How we doing, Chad?

00:44:06.200 I want to say, I'm going to do it.

00:44:07.960 Change your gloves.

00:44:08.960 Oh, okay.

00:44:10.320 They got it.

00:44:10.860 Sorry, some what?

00:44:17.920 Space.

00:44:18.920 Space?

00:44:21.280 Give her some space right here.

00:44:22.780 Are you chopping?

00:44:23.920 Yeah, I'm chopping.

00:44:26.900 Any toppings?

00:44:27.960 One scoop, half a scoop, or two scoops?

00:44:30.800 Really laughing?

00:44:32.080 I'm hungry.

00:44:33.080 Ha.

00:44:33.920 I'm hungry.

00:44:34.640 All right.

00:44:35.800 Dude, don't do it like that.

00:44:40.640 I'm trying to make it.

00:44:42.240 Don't do that.

00:44:43.320 Why?

00:44:43.980 You don't want it like that.

00:44:45.440 Is this how you want it?

00:44:46.240 Get a bowl.

00:44:46.760 Just get a bowl.

00:44:48.740 We need customers, bro.

00:44:50.220 Wait, didn't you drop the address?

00:44:51.980 You want a bowl?

00:44:52.860 A large?

00:44:54.300 Do you guys usually get more customers in this?

00:44:56.540 Yeah.

00:44:56.860 These.

00:44:58.860 How is their business doing worse with us?

00:45:00.500 What do you want?

00:45:01.020 A large bowl?

00:45:01.460 A steak.

00:45:03.360 Medium.

00:45:03.680 Do you want a churrasco, picanha?

00:45:06.180 Do you want a picana or a churrasco?

00:45:08.140 No, a churrasco.

00:45:08.860 Churrasco.

00:45:09.420 They don't have medium.

00:45:10.380 Large or small?

00:45:12.640 What?

00:45:13.300 Medium.

00:45:13.840 Leon.

00:45:14.580 Scrimmage centrist is being weird.

00:45:16.040 Ask him what size bowl.

00:45:16.900 What size bowl do you want?

00:45:18.300 Medium.

00:45:19.280 It doesn't exist if you have a small bowl.

00:45:20.480 Hey, idiot.

00:45:21.240 We don't sell that, dumbass.

00:45:23.580 All right, then don't get that.

00:45:25.220 Small or large.

00:45:26.880 Why do you want to serve someone?

00:45:28.700 Stop.

00:45:30.520 I got you.

00:45:32.880 India.

00:45:33.680 Can you?

00:45:36.020 Pineapple panna?

00:45:37.340 Yeah.

00:45:37.780 Pineapple panna, yeah.

00:45:40.800 He gonna come over there.

00:45:43.600 Holy shit.

00:45:47.960 Stop.

00:45:48.380 Walk in.

00:45:48.820 Hey, man.

00:45:49.180 Walk the fuck more, man.

00:45:50.060 Sorry, daddy.

00:45:52.000 Red?

00:45:52.700 Red?

00:45:53.120 Do you red?

00:45:54.000 Yeah, pay your red.

00:45:54.840 Yeah.

00:45:56.020 What would you like?

00:45:57.920 Did you already get took care of?

00:46:00.080 Yeah, of course.

00:46:02.280 Any sauce?

00:46:03.000 Wait, I got it.

00:46:04.460 I got it.

00:46:04.780 I got it.

00:46:07.120 Any sauce?

00:46:10.160 What?

00:46:10.980 What toppings?

00:46:13.400 Mushrooms?

00:46:13.840 Auntie, I'm plotting on you now.

00:46:21.700 Huh?

00:46:22.020 Corn.

00:46:22.460 Corn?

00:46:23.320 Hey, Bryce, tell Auntie I'm plotting on you.

00:46:26.720 T.T.

00:46:27.360 What else?

00:46:27.900 In front of you.

00:46:28.580 Cheese?

00:46:29.100 Which one?

00:46:30.100 Cheddar or American?

00:46:32.960 No, no.

00:46:35.620 If there's two people.

00:46:38.560 What else?

00:46:40.140 Auntie, I'm plotting.

00:46:40.960 Banana what?

00:46:41.440 Cut the fuck back.

00:46:42.260 Tell me.

00:46:44.980 There's no room.

00:46:48.400 Go.

00:46:49.100 Go faster.

00:46:50.800 What else?

00:46:51.760 Huh?

00:46:52.920 Cucumber?

00:46:53.460 Which one's a cucumber?

00:46:55.240 What's a cucumber?

00:46:56.160 Hi.

00:46:57.000 Ben, which one's a cucumber?

00:46:57.900 What can we get you guys?

00:46:58.860 Something right there.

00:47:00.860 How many cucumbers?

00:47:01.860 What you want?

00:47:03.000 Why are there so many in here?

00:47:04.160 Small.

00:47:04.600 Holy shit.

00:47:06.600 Hello.

00:47:07.780 Large bowl.

00:47:10.440 What you want?

00:47:13.240 Bro, sour cream is kind of, come on, don't do that.

00:47:16.380 Wait, what?

00:47:17.200 Do you want it or no?

00:47:17.980 You want it?

00:47:19.240 Oh, really?

00:47:22.000 Damn, yeah.

00:47:23.400 I know, bro.

00:47:25.420 It's all right.

00:47:26.460 Next year.

00:47:27.340 What?

00:47:27.500 Jerk sauce?

00:47:28.820 Jerk sauce?

00:47:29.640 White rice sauce.

00:47:30.840 Actually, stop, Aiden.

00:47:32.440 A cilantro, cilantro.

00:47:35.040 Get it together.

00:47:38.560 It's hard.

00:47:39.060 I moved my...

00:47:39.820 It's tiring, bro.

00:47:40.500 I don't know how y'all do this shit, bro.

00:47:41.980 Cilantro.

00:47:42.920 This shit's tough, bro.

00:47:45.080 I ain't gonna lie to you.

00:47:52.380 Huh?

00:47:55.240 What else?

00:47:55.820 What else?

00:47:57.500 Uh, that'll be off.

00:47:59.540 That's it?

00:48:00.240 Yeah.

00:48:00.480 All right.

00:48:01.080 $9.99 at the front.

00:48:03.500 That one is...

00:48:04.220 Oh, this one's package is done, ma'am.

00:48:06.000 Thank you so much.

00:48:07.780 All righty.

00:48:08.840 Aiden, should we check the toilet?

00:48:09.960 Oh.

00:48:10.720 All right.

00:48:11.180 Check your toilets?

00:48:11.760 Yeah.

00:48:12.440 I'm down, honestly.

00:48:13.560 It's probably easier than this.

00:48:14.440 It is.

00:48:15.460 Ben, we're gonna handle the back end.

00:48:15.980 What can I get you?

00:48:16.860 Huh?

00:48:17.080 We're gonna handle the back end.

00:48:18.720 Like what?

00:48:19.420 We're gonna go scrub some toilets.

00:48:22.340 No.

00:48:23.500 He's the boss.

00:48:24.500 Y'all niggas not scrub a toilet.

00:48:25.320 Y'all don't stay on the same line.

00:48:26.180 Sorry, um...

00:48:27.740 Lettuce?

00:48:28.740 Yep.

00:48:29.040 Oh, sorry, Daddy.

00:48:31.360 Oh, my dad.

00:48:32.220 Man.

00:48:33.340 It's all good.

00:48:35.420 Mm-hmm.

00:48:37.220 Lettuce?

00:48:38.140 It's just a secret.

00:48:38.840 Okay, this is a secret.

00:48:39.500 All right.

00:48:40.100 Here you go.

00:48:43.340 Oh, that would've been bad.

00:48:44.620 You saw that?

00:48:46.540 Oh, yeah, Neon, don't stop.

00:48:48.760 Oh, my God, Neon.

00:48:51.120 Do not stop.

00:48:52.060 What else would you like, sir?

00:48:54.260 What else do you want?

00:48:56.920 Onions, anything for you, Daddy.

00:48:58.940 Yo, not when I'm massaging you, bro.

00:49:04.000 What else?

00:49:05.760 I think we're a little overstaffed right now,

00:49:07.340 so I'm just sitting back for shit.

00:49:08.920 No, you're not.

00:49:09.760 What?

00:49:10.820 Keith?

00:49:11.380 Which one?

00:49:11.740 I feel like I popped one of those pimples

00:49:19.480 when I touched your back.

00:49:20.400 I don't have pimples.

00:49:21.080 Stop being weird.

00:49:21.500 Grilled chicken?

00:49:24.420 What you want?

00:49:26.200 Chicken.

00:49:26.880 Chicken grilled, or...

00:49:28.600 Teriyaki chicken, please.

00:49:30.660 I'm flattening on you, man.

00:49:31.700 Stop looking at me like this, girl.

00:49:34.380 You said what?

00:49:36.960 You're getting food!

00:49:39.060 Happy birthday!

00:49:39.700 I'm thinking numbers between 1 through 10.

00:49:44.060 What is it?

00:49:46.000 Six.

00:49:49.940 Free food, come on!

00:49:52.800 What?

00:49:53.800 Neon, give him $10,000.

00:49:56.620 Just pay me in FIFA.

00:49:57.860 Let's just pay in FIFA.

00:49:58.960 Oh, my God.

00:50:00.520 I'm actually pretty good.

00:50:01.380 Happy birthday, man.

00:50:02.120 God bless.

00:50:02.840 You're good?

00:50:04.220 I like Germany.

00:50:05.200 You're good.

00:50:05.840 I don't carry cash on you.

00:50:06.340 What's their name?

00:50:07.640 It's all love, man.

00:50:08.540 No, what's the Germany name of it?

00:50:10.500 Something?

00:50:11.320 Miss...

00:50:11.640 Yes.

00:50:13.720 I'm in my team.

00:50:15.720 You play off to the team?

00:50:17.040 I just started getting...

00:50:17.920 I love you.

00:50:18.420 It's so fun.

00:50:19.000 Hey, focus, dude.

00:50:20.000 Excuse me.

00:50:20.480 What the fuck are you doing?

00:50:21.560 I'm trying to get my order, goddammit.

00:50:22.900 You're not...

00:50:23.240 Hey, get back here.

00:50:24.120 I'm heading.

00:50:24.660 Get back here.

00:50:26.020 You're not playing it.

00:50:26.720 We're not doing that shit, bro.

00:50:30.640 Right?

00:50:31.120 Yo, yo, bro.

00:50:31.600 Yo, bro.

00:50:32.040 Yo, hey.

00:50:32.720 Bro.

00:50:33.440 So, what are you doing after you get off?

00:50:35.500 Bro, what are you doing after I get off?

00:50:36.960 You want to hang out tonight?

00:50:38.180 I'm going to give you my shirt.

00:50:39.380 I'm going to give you my shirt in the mic.

00:50:40.500 You play soccer, bro?

00:50:41.300 And you're going to play as me, okay?

00:50:42.500 Oh, really?

00:50:43.040 Yeah.

00:50:43.580 I'm taking a break.

00:50:45.120 Yeah.

00:50:46.020 I'm going to get my shirt.

00:50:46.760 Hold on.

00:50:47.540 Nicola, I'm going to get my shirt.

00:50:48.300 Damn, bro.

00:50:49.980 Tomatoes on your what?

00:50:50.820 I swear to God, I won't forget you.

00:50:52.180 What's your name?

00:50:52.680 I'm already gone for it.

00:50:54.180 Okay, all right.

00:50:56.180 Fire.

00:50:56.940 Will they be able to tell the difference?

00:50:58.520 Okay, all right.

00:50:59.400 Let's go to the back, shall we?

00:51:01.060 Wait.

00:51:01.780 I'm going to change.

00:51:02.180 Give me a sec.

00:51:02.500 I'll be right back.

00:51:05.480 Hey, I got tits.

00:51:07.800 Garlic?

00:51:10.260 And onion.

00:51:12.340 And boom, boom.

00:51:13.680 Boom, boom?

00:51:14.900 Okay.

00:51:16.540 Boom, boom.

00:51:18.960 You can have extra garlic.

00:51:20.380 Extra what?

00:51:21.320 Like extra sriracha with garlic cilantro.

00:51:23.300 Garlic sriracha, yeah.

00:51:24.020 Sorry.

00:51:24.920 Got you, bro.

00:51:26.500 You know I'm paying for this.

00:51:28.780 I got you, bro.

00:51:32.780 Oh, Ben posted it, huh?

00:51:34.260 And then take your shirt off.

00:51:38.640 Oh, we got it.

00:51:39.320 Let's go in here.

00:51:39.860 Let's go in here.

00:51:40.180 Let's go in the corner.

00:51:40.540 Neon, post it.

00:51:41.020 Let's go in the back.

00:51:41.480 Let's go in the back.

00:51:41.760 I can post too, actually.

00:51:45.280 What did you say?

00:51:48.140 Ice?

00:51:48.860 Oh, hell no.

00:51:50.160 Nice to meet you.

00:51:51.320 How's your day going today?

00:51:52.140 Good, sir.

00:51:53.000 I got you, bro.

00:52:01.760 Oh, my bad.

00:52:03.580 Indy, this is teriyaki chicken.

00:52:05.140 Thank you, sir.

00:52:06.220 Mm-hmm.

00:52:06.740 Watch your careful of the lid.

00:52:08.080 It's like full full.

00:52:11.120 Chat, you think India wants to like be more than a friend?

00:52:14.620 Like, I might want to take on an eating.

00:52:16.240 Nah, not me, but yes.

00:52:18.300 Large top.

00:52:19.020 Large bowl top.

00:52:19.580 Yes, sir.

00:52:19.980 Yes, sir.

00:52:20.960 Go to Aiden.

00:52:23.880 All right.

00:52:24.340 You want me to say specific things or just that?

00:52:26.780 I can bring it to India.

00:52:27.680 You want me to say specific things or just that?

00:52:29.240 What meat is it?

00:52:30.120 Like normal shit.

00:52:34.980 What meat?

00:52:35.480 Yeah, close it.

00:52:36.000 What meat?

00:52:36.520 What meat?

00:52:37.120 I can eat it, daddy.

00:52:41.880 Pollo.

00:52:44.740 Hey, what's up?

00:52:49.620 I can't touch you because my hand.

00:52:51.680 Salaamu Alaikum.

00:52:53.460 Malaikum Salaam.

00:52:56.980 Oh, whatever you want, bro.

00:52:58.200 I'm me.

00:52:58.520 What you want?

00:52:58.980 I just want to call you.

00:53:00.340 That's it.

00:53:00.760 Oh.

00:53:02.080 Aw.

00:53:02.780 What's your name, bro?

00:53:04.120 Ali?

00:53:05.040 Aiden, pleasure.

00:53:05.820 We love that.

00:53:06.360 We love that.

00:53:07.460 Shout out to Ali.

00:53:09.160 That'll be Ali in the chat, man.

00:53:10.400 That'll be Ali.

00:53:13.200 Coffee?

00:53:14.080 Over here.

00:53:15.720 What's up?

00:53:16.780 Gracias.

00:53:17.140 All right, brother.

00:53:17.960 Go ahead.

00:53:18.340 Go crazy.

00:53:19.580 You want me just to like...

00:53:20.360 Yeah, let's go.

00:53:25.900 Are you being helped, sir?

00:53:28.040 Go in there.

00:53:28.680 Good, bro.

00:53:29.020 How are you?

00:53:30.360 Good.

00:53:30.780 Are you being helped?

00:53:32.640 Sir, are you ready?

00:53:34.680 All right.

00:53:35.420 Yo, just letting both of you know, the orders today are on the house.

00:53:38.420 We're paying for everything.

00:53:39.720 So what would you like today, sir?

00:53:42.740 Wraps?

00:53:43.620 What kind of wrap?

00:53:44.400 Yeah, we got wraps.

00:53:45.820 Chicken wrap?

00:53:46.540 Chicken teriyaki?

00:53:47.460 Yeah, we got you, bro.

00:53:49.460 Can we do a chicken teriyaki wrap?

00:53:51.380 How do I do that?

00:53:52.000 Yeah, we can do that.

00:53:52.980 Hey, let's go, bro.

00:53:53.560 Who's wrap is just right there?

00:53:55.000 I'm Neo.

00:53:56.800 Neo.

00:53:57.740 Neo.

00:53:58.060 You just sent me here, bro.

00:53:59.060 I'm sorry.

00:54:00.580 Hold on.

00:54:00.920 Where Neon at?

00:54:02.100 Neo just sent me here.

00:54:03.380 I'm just going to dab and just say you guys hello.

00:54:05.640 Oh, thank you very much.

00:54:06.640 Respect you guys, bro.

00:54:07.620 Respect you.

00:54:07.880 Yo, where the hell you go?

00:54:09.520 I'm going to beat the fuck out.

00:54:10.820 Ben, you ain't seen that shit?

00:54:13.100 Neon got a fucking neon look like to come up in here.

00:54:15.820 He quit already.

00:54:16.540 Bro, you sent me there, bro.

00:54:17.740 He was shocked, man.

00:54:18.660 He was shocked, man.

00:54:19.520 He was about to jump at me, man.

00:54:20.500 You live?

00:54:21.080 Nah, I'm trying to...

00:54:23.080 No, brother.

00:54:26.000 I appreciate you, bro.

00:54:26.960 Yeah, no, bro.

00:54:27.680 No, bro.

00:54:27.860 I saw you on Blue Martins too.

00:54:29.400 You came to the crew.

00:54:30.380 Oh, yeah.

00:54:32.680 Yo, you are joking.

00:54:33.600 What the fuck are you doing in here, bro?

00:54:35.320 You're actually...

00:54:35.780 No, this is actually...

00:54:36.660 30 minutes you've been here.

00:54:38.100 No, no, no, no.

00:54:38.980 There's no...

00:54:39.320 What's your excuse?

00:54:40.020 What the fuck was that?

00:54:40.940 I was trying to give him the opportunity to be on camera.

00:54:42.420 He wanted to be a streamer.

00:54:43.980 What the fuck are y'all back here doing?

00:54:45.380 No, Ben.

00:54:45.680 I was catching him in the...

00:54:47.080 I'm saying, what the fuck are you doing?

00:54:48.500 I'm putting my shit in.

00:54:51.100 That's horrible, gang.

00:54:52.080 I'm not gonna lie.

00:54:53.760 You ought to be ashamed of yourself, Neon.

00:54:56.420 Hey, when we go back out here, act like you got some sins, gang.

00:54:58.580 Yeah.

00:54:58.980 Y'all lock the fuck in.

00:55:00.160 It's a real...

00:55:00.560 Yeah.

00:55:00.820 Because it seems like y'all...

00:55:01.840 I'm doing good.

00:55:02.360 You know...

00:55:02.620 No, you know I'm doing good.

00:55:02.980 You're doing pretty good.

00:55:03.720 You're not taking this shit serious, man.

00:55:05.000 You're right.

00:55:05.220 I'm sorry.

00:55:05.500 I'm gonna lock in.

00:55:07.040 You need to take it serious, man.

00:55:08.480 Yes, sir.

00:55:10.840 Y'all get back on the assembly line.

00:55:12.340 Yes, sir.

00:55:14.300 Bullshitty.

00:55:14.660 There's hungry people out here.

00:55:16.940 You're right.

00:55:17.300 You're right.

00:55:18.880 Don't say y'all wanna get back and y'all ass in the back not giving shit.

00:55:22.220 You're right.

00:55:22.460 True.

00:55:25.500 Have you guys been helped yet?

00:55:27.880 What can I get for you?

00:55:29.140 I need new gloves.

00:55:29.940 Let me lock the fuck in.

00:55:31.740 You guys are gonna get it?

00:55:32.240 Let me lock in.

00:55:32.600 I'm done.

00:55:33.040 Go to Aiden.

00:55:33.440 I'm locking in.

00:55:33.660 A large bull?

00:55:34.020 I'm locking in off camera.

00:55:34.900 Or small?

00:55:36.540 It's on the house today, by the way.

00:55:38.080 I'm paying for you guys' meals.

00:55:40.360 Yeah, of course.

00:55:41.200 Too large?

00:55:41.620 You want a bull?

00:55:47.660 I gotta get you right now.

00:55:51.780 You want rice, bro?

00:55:55.020 Rice?

00:55:56.620 White rice.

00:55:58.740 Cheese?

00:55:59.160 What type of protein are you on?

00:56:01.480 Steak.

00:56:02.360 Y'all about to steak cook you?

00:56:03.540 Who?

00:56:04.100 Yeah.

00:56:04.260 Yeah.

00:56:05.400 Yeah.

00:56:05.760 Thank you, bro.

00:56:09.860 Thank you.

00:56:11.140 Thank you.

00:56:11.620 You want white rice?

00:56:14.660 Neon.

00:56:15.620 I'm trying.

00:56:16.140 This is sad, dude.

00:56:16.980 I'm trying.

00:56:18.060 You want to go in the toilet?

00:56:18.840 You can scrub.

00:56:19.540 No, no, no.

00:56:20.000 I'm good.

00:56:25.920 What would you like, sir?

00:56:31.580 Jerk chicken?

00:56:33.180 What's your ethnicity?

00:56:34.760 What's your ethnicity?

00:56:37.180 Black and what?

00:56:40.420 Italian.

00:56:41.320 Okay, hell yeah.

00:56:42.060 Fire.

00:56:42.860 All right, on the way, sir.

00:56:48.380 Well, we got this.

00:56:49.180 I have to get one firm.

00:56:52.480 Boy, I got you.

00:56:56.000 Liyadh, come on.

00:56:57.220 Yep.

00:56:57.400 You want beans or chihuahua?

00:57:01.840 Chicken?

00:57:03.160 Just like that?

00:57:06.260 This one right here?

00:57:10.760 I got you, bro.

00:57:15.580 Of course, bro.

00:57:25.500 I'm going to get more.

00:57:26.280 I'm going to chop.

00:57:27.300 I'm going to chop.

00:57:27.400 What do you got?

00:57:29.280 Oh my God, that burned so bad.

00:57:30.380 KCD.

00:57:30.840 Oh my God.

00:57:34.840 Oh.

00:57:36.620 You want to chop?

00:57:39.180 Oh, my bad.

00:57:40.440 I used to chop the first.

00:57:41.420 I'm sorry.

00:57:42.800 What about beans?

00:57:44.180 No beans.

00:57:44.940 He just wants to chop.

00:57:45.820 Just chop.

00:57:47.480 I got a knife.

00:57:48.080 I'll chop it.

00:57:48.800 So I'm going to use this, right?

00:57:52.140 My bad, bro.

00:57:52.880 My first day on the job.

00:57:54.160 Wait.

00:57:54.720 You told me to make your burger or your thing.

00:57:57.200 It's okay.

00:57:58.440 Do you want one?

00:57:59.560 Yeah.

00:58:00.520 Oh.

00:58:02.100 Yeah, we're waiting on the world downstate right now.

00:58:03.920 Okay.

00:58:07.800 Bet I'm sweating.

00:58:08.700 Sorry.

00:58:09.800 Papa Mali, I'm sweating.

00:58:11.440 Woo!

00:58:11.640 Dude, my back is wet.

00:58:19.520 I'm a wet back.

00:58:20.860 Yo.

00:58:22.460 Yo.

00:58:23.480 Come on, dude.

00:58:24.960 I got to make it.

00:58:25.920 I'm watching.

00:58:26.740 Really?

00:58:27.300 Like, real shit.

00:58:27.920 Ironic?

00:58:28.960 Bo.

00:58:29.940 What do you want in your bowl?

00:58:31.820 We can make you two.

00:58:32.780 What do you want?

00:58:34.840 Of course, bro.

00:58:35.580 This one right here.

00:58:37.720 Who's next?

00:58:38.860 Who's next?

00:58:39.920 Like this?

00:58:41.640 That's right.

00:58:42.180 Are you next?

00:58:43.200 Are you next?

00:58:44.040 What do you want?

00:58:44.940 What type of meat?

00:58:45.660 What do you want, right?

00:58:46.560 Oh, yeah.

00:58:47.840 Huh?

00:58:48.600 Chicken?

00:58:49.100 All right, bet.

00:58:50.060 Should I just put that out?

00:58:51.880 Okay.

00:58:52.420 Here.

00:58:52.960 Perfect.

00:58:53.300 Excuse me, sir.

00:58:54.600 Nice shot for you, bro.

00:58:57.040 Yeah, I'll put that over there.

00:58:57.820 That's for his bowl right here.

00:58:58.480 Grab the teriyaki.

00:59:05.220 Okay.

00:59:06.100 Watch out.

00:59:06.360 I'm a sauce.

00:59:07.780 Can you do it for you, Ralph?

00:59:09.080 Can you do it for you, Ralph?

00:59:10.680 Oh.

00:59:11.640 What can I get you, bro?

00:59:16.120 Yeah.

00:59:16.780 You want a lettuce?

00:59:18.380 Yeah.

00:59:19.220 Yeah.

00:59:20.300 My cornia salad, boss.

00:59:21.500 Spinach?

00:59:22.200 Yes.

00:59:23.120 Spinach right?

00:59:23.620 Oh, no, no, no.

00:59:24.020 Spinach right here.

00:59:24.420 Oh, eggs?

00:59:25.700 How many?

00:59:27.140 People.

00:59:28.640 Boss.

00:59:29.500 Oh.

00:59:30.380 Sorry, miss.

00:59:31.300 How do I do the egg?

00:59:32.880 Just crack it and then...

00:59:33.920 Is it going to be a scrambled egg?

00:59:35.920 You want to scramble?

00:59:36.500 What do you want with it?

00:59:40.060 Hardboil.

00:59:40.960 Cut it in half.

00:59:43.500 Is this one yours?

00:59:44.540 You're done with this?

00:59:45.320 You want it like this?

00:59:45.780 You want beans?

00:59:46.600 Sorry.

00:59:47.680 You sure?

00:59:49.340 You sure?

00:59:50.880 I can fly.

00:59:51.560 You're not picky at all.

00:59:54.580 I like it.

00:59:55.100 What else can I get you?

00:59:56.000 This bowl?

00:59:57.840 This bowl?

00:59:58.920 Nothing?

01:00:00.080 Large?

01:00:01.580 Jirassco?

01:00:02.660 White rice?

01:00:04.300 Actually, that's it.

01:00:05.440 That's it?

01:00:06.140 No sauce?

01:00:07.200 Oh, yes.

01:00:08.820 That looks good.

01:00:11.080 Who got that?

01:00:11.920 Excuse me?

01:00:12.880 What toppings do you want?

01:00:13.840 Bro, that's your bowl?

01:00:16.640 That's his bowl?

01:00:17.900 Bro, that looks so good.

01:00:19.480 This?

01:00:20.080 You know what you're doing.

01:00:20.980 Oh, olives?

01:00:22.060 You a freak.

01:00:23.920 No.

01:00:26.540 Jerk?

01:00:29.020 Some of the what?

01:00:30.640 Jirks, sweet.

01:00:32.280 Brother, right here.

01:00:33.620 These ones?

01:00:34.620 You already got your order?

01:00:35.420 Oh, jalapeno.

01:00:36.120 Sorry, sorry.

01:00:37.160 I got you.

01:00:39.980 Is you a cherry apple chicken?

01:00:41.560 You want more or is that good?

01:00:42.580 Which sweet you want?

01:00:43.280 Which one?

01:00:44.240 Do you want more or is that good?

01:00:46.160 You got steak?

01:00:46.620 Here?

01:00:47.220 Do you want more?

01:00:48.700 It's called boo-boo.

01:00:50.380 Okay, okay.

01:00:53.140 A large or medium?

01:00:55.040 You might want to ask him.

01:00:57.580 White rice, black beans?

01:01:00.700 One?

01:01:04.200 Two?

01:01:04.780 It's on us.

01:01:06.020 That's it?

01:01:06.440 Any sauces?

01:01:08.900 Jerk?

01:01:09.680 I already gave you jerk.

01:01:10.800 That's good?

01:01:11.400 You good?

01:01:11.880 Bet, bro.

01:01:12.580 All right.

01:01:13.660 That's it?

01:01:13.980 Is anybody waiting for a churrasco wrap?

01:01:16.100 Can I get you?

01:01:16.600 You want anything else, bro?

01:01:17.580 Yeah, that's it.

01:01:18.680 Do I have a churrasco wrap handy?

01:01:21.580 What else?

01:01:21.980 Thank you, bro.

01:01:22.760 Sir, churrasco wrap.

01:01:23.640 Thank you so much, bro.

01:01:26.020 That's it?

01:01:26.680 Yes.

01:01:27.160 Black beans?

01:01:27.760 Look at my creation chat.

01:01:29.540 Oh, yeah.

01:01:30.480 Here you go, sir.

01:01:31.200 God bless.

01:01:31.820 Oh, wait.

01:01:32.340 Hold on.

01:01:32.640 You said what?

01:01:33.520 Never mind.

01:01:33.820 It's going to be at the front.

01:01:34.760 I know, bro.

01:01:37.580 Maybe one day.

01:01:41.600 This is just regular chicken.

01:01:44.600 I don't have the right size.

01:01:46.040 Yeah.

01:01:46.740 We're missing the large.

01:01:48.580 No.

01:01:48.980 Yeah.

01:01:49.640 Come on, bro.

01:01:50.600 Stop being so fucking Indian in return.

01:01:53.800 How about Rafiki?

01:01:54.640 Worked in Mama Rafiki.

01:01:56.240 They worked in Pakistan.

01:01:59.680 India, here you go.

01:02:00.460 Are you being helped, sir?

01:02:03.200 Do I give this to you?

01:02:05.080 Like Ronaldo?

01:02:07.100 Luciano.

01:02:07.840 Okay.

01:02:08.140 Oh.

01:02:08.780 What grade do you get?

01:02:11.020 Third grade?

01:02:12.020 Okay.

01:02:14.020 He got the Dolce Gabbana glasses on.

01:02:16.520 I like that.

01:02:19.100 So he went Dolce?

01:02:21.480 He got Dolce on.

01:02:22.540 All right.

01:02:25.000 Yes.

01:02:26.480 What protein would you guys like?

01:02:28.300 All right.

01:02:28.740 Ben, I have to go to the bathroom.

01:02:32.020 I'll take over.

01:02:32.640 I'll take over.

01:02:33.120 You come with me.

01:02:34.000 Yes, sir.

01:02:34.820 Ben, I drink that gator.

01:02:35.860 I got to pee real quick.

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