In this episode, Aiden and Chet get into a heated argument about Aiden's ugly ass face. Chet tries to cuff Aiden, and Aiden tries to cuff Chet, but it doesn't go as planned.
00:01:42.760Because I'm wondering where my 5K is from that fucking tournament where I was rapping for three hours straight and I got fucking moved, bitch.
00:01:47.980Because you had to go on a date with Pambi and we didn't finish the tournament.
00:01:57.040You're a discombobulated, philosophical, buck-flake, disabled, crip-walking crawfish, happy in an artistic autobot who in the cha-cha slide with 17 naked morax in your basement while your grandmother got simultaneously butt-fucked by 15 cat-dancing chimpanzees, dressed up as the Wiggles.
00:03:09.020I got lined up with a strawberry Pop-Tart and got a fucking coconut fade on your motherfucking goddamn head in your profile picture, bitch.
00:03:14.260What the fuck is going on there, bitch?
00:04:22.280Well, can you shine your phone light like to your face?
00:04:25.200You see my face you see my nose you see my eyes my eyebrows my mouth look at me
00:04:29.340You are looking at me right now motherfucker. What are you doing with your ugly ass looking like a goddamn goblin from clash of clans sitting in
00:04:34.380Your fucking gaming chair right now. I bet you got a goddamn sweat pool building up your asshole right out of it
00:04:38.080Look at me right now motherfucker. Yeah, look down motherfucker
00:04:40.380You have to check that shit with some big-ass gamer headphones on them big-ass death star headphones on your motherfucking head
00:04:45.220Bitch you dirty as fuck stop playing me look at your little arms look like some goddamn cheese sticks bitch the fuck you do with your
00:04:49.960Ugly ass bitch your entire body built like a fucking gogurt tool be squeezing out
00:04:55.720What are you doing, bro? Look at your goddamn hairy chest?
00:04:58.120Ooga-booga looking ass bitch you ain't look like you didn't sit up in the goddamn life of a fucking year you fat ass dirty ass usty ass
00:05:03.720Dusty crusty musty bitch ass bitch. I don't give a fuck the fuck is wrong with you, bro. The fuck is wrong with you, bro
00:05:10.600You know what you doing now, bro? Look at your beard bitch
00:05:13.120You got fucking pubic hair on your goddamn bottom chin you fucking ugly bitch
00:05:16.480I'm a fucking fade bitch. Look at your fucking dirty ass nasty ass mr. Monopoly man mustache
00:05:21.820You gotta your fucking nose that shit about dirty and slimy as fuck. We know you got fucking dust mites and critters running up that bitch right now
00:05:27.820We know your grandma's currently downstairs in your kitchen hosting cockroaches and ice in your fucking freezer bitch
00:05:32.380Run my shit back. What you looking at? Look me in my fucking eyes bitch. Look at me. Look at me motherfucker. I ain't done with this shit
00:05:38.220What you laughing at you goofy ass motherfucker you look like you belong in a goddamn circus with your fucking haircut bitch
00:05:44.660What the fuck is that you got a whole damn squeegee on your fucking head?
00:05:47.460I use that shit to wipe my fucking armpits in the shower that shit is fucking on your forehead right now
00:05:51.820What the fuck are you doing? How's a bar?
00:05:54.820There's a bar bro. You got no bars, bro. Come on, man. I know I don't I don't rap. I know you don't rap, bro. Listen