Adin Live - October 24, 2021


Roast Me for $1000


Episode Stats

Length

8 minutes

Words per Minute

208.6817

Word Count

1,822

Sentence Count

133

Misogynist Sentences

40

Hate Speech Sentences

31


Summary

In this episode, Aiden and Chet get into a heated argument about Aiden's ugly ass face. Chet tries to cuff Aiden, and Aiden tries to cuff Chet, but it doesn't go as planned.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Are you going to roast?
00:00:01.860 Yeah, I'm going to roast the fuck out of here.
00:00:03.500 What do you mean?
00:00:05.200 You know what?
00:00:06.160 Hey, dude, bro.
00:00:08.480 Alrighty.
00:00:09.080 Let's see what you got.
00:00:11.020 Where you at?
00:00:11.740 I can't see you.
00:00:15.160 Here.
00:00:16.980 I mean, you already know what I look like.
00:00:20.020 All right.
00:00:20.920 So...
00:00:21.400 Where's your camera?
00:00:23.180 All right.
00:00:23.520 So, Aiden, let me tell you real quick.
00:00:25.900 You look like you just came up from an albino pussy.
00:00:30.580 I just want to say, like...
00:00:33.020 You look like albino dick.
00:00:34.460 You know what I'm saying?
00:00:35.940 Like...
00:00:36.580 Well, shut the fuck up.
00:00:39.040 You're about 40 years old with a patch in your head.
00:00:40.520 Ugly, stinking, fufu-een-ass, ugly, bobo-looking-ass, bitch.
00:00:43.980 Of course I'm African.
00:00:45.020 You can't say fufu-een.
00:00:45.720 Cuff on.
00:00:46.280 You're about 45 with a patch in your head.
00:00:48.760 You too old for that.
00:00:49.380 You stupid-ass bitch.
00:00:50.140 Go make a family group of Discord.
00:00:51.680 You stupid...
00:00:52.580 Yo.
00:00:54.140 Bro.
00:00:55.900 Yo, Aiden, I love you, bro.
00:00:58.680 I love you, bro.
00:00:59.480 I love you, too, Rocca.
00:01:00.840 I love you, man.
00:01:01.380 I love you, bro.
00:01:03.060 Oh, my God, bro.
00:01:04.100 I'm so happy.
00:01:04.920 I love you.
00:01:06.340 I love you, dude.
00:01:07.600 I love you, man.
00:01:08.500 That guy's genuine.
00:01:09.900 Bro, can you...
00:01:10.620 Cuff him.
00:01:11.220 Why did you...
00:01:11.900 Cuff him.
00:01:12.300 Why were you saying that, bro?
00:01:14.640 El-fucking-cuff him in the chat right now, bro.
00:01:17.700 That's why you cried on...
00:01:18.920 I'm just kidding.
00:01:22.580 Cuff him, baby.
00:01:23.500 Chet, who ruined SSB, Chet?
00:01:28.100 How did SSB get ruined, Chet?
00:01:29.740 Who ruined it?
00:01:32.540 Bro, what the fuck?
00:01:34.840 Yo, can you hear me, bro?
00:01:36.340 Aiden, can you hear me?
00:01:36.920 Yeah.
00:01:38.660 All right, bro.
00:01:39.920 So, you're trying to get pressed, right?
00:01:41.520 Sure.
00:01:42.760 Because I'm wondering where my 5K is from that fucking tournament where I was rapping for three hours straight and I got fucking moved, bitch.
00:01:47.980 Because you had to go on a date with Pambi and we didn't finish the tournament.
00:01:50.720 You lost.
00:01:51.360 Where's my fucking money?
00:01:52.220 You lost.
00:01:53.680 I lost?
00:01:54.220 Look at my eyes when I see this.
00:01:55.840 You see this?
00:01:57.040 You're a discombobulated, philosophical, buck-flake, disabled, crip-walking crawfish, happy in an artistic autobot who in the cha-cha slide with 17 naked morax in your basement while your grandmother got simultaneously butt-fucked by 15 cat-dancing chimpanzees, dressed up as the Wiggles.
00:02:11.440 Yo, that was a, bro.
00:02:13.280 Yo, that was a, bro.
00:02:13.300 Yo, that was a yummy.
00:02:13.820 While your grandmother got her ass-eating out by 15 cat-dancing walruses in the bathroom stall, you dirty-ass bitch.
00:02:18.420 I caught you wiping your ass with bubble wrap.
00:02:20.260 Your eyebrows looking like some motherfucking boomerangs.
00:02:22.520 Lips looking like some motherfucking badass walruses slapboxing each other every time you open and close your mouth, you dirty-ass bitch.
00:02:27.380 Your ears look like fucking big-ass pineapples.
00:02:29.180 How about you get your motherfucking face on the camera when you look at me in my fucking eyes when I talk to you, bitch?
00:02:32.780 Why you had it behind your goddamn ugly-ass profile picture, bitch?
00:02:35.400 Why the bottom of your nose looking like the goddamn Discord Nitro logo, you fucking ugly-ass bitch?
00:02:39.160 Listen to Cuff'em's struggle for air, you fat bitch.
00:02:46.680 All right, you know what?
00:02:47.640 Pac-God!
00:02:48.460 Pac-God!
00:02:49.340 Pac-God!
00:02:50.000 Pac-God!
00:02:50.460 Rose, Cuff'em!
00:02:51.220 Get Cuff'em!
00:02:51.900 Get Cuff'em, please.
00:02:53.000 Get Cuff'em.
00:02:54.000 Shut up, get Cuff'em!
00:02:55.200 Get Cuff'em!
00:02:56.160 Get Cuff'em!
00:02:57.120 Get Cuff'em!
00:02:58.060 Get Cuff'em right now!
00:02:59.640 Get Cuff'em!
00:03:01.740 Nah, nah, nah, nah.
00:03:02.200 He number one, nah.
00:03:03.060 He number one.
00:03:03.760 He just friends your shit.
00:03:04.780 Now, don't try to tell you the subject, buddy, because you got your shit cooked, dumbass.
00:03:08.200 That nigga, see you like-
00:03:09.020 I got lined up with a strawberry Pop-Tart and got a fucking coconut fade on your motherfucking goddamn head in your profile picture, bitch.
00:03:14.260 What the fuck is going on there, bitch?
00:03:15.860 Yo, Bob, I hit a goddamn bro.
00:03:17.040 All right, show your face.
00:03:17.960 Show your face.
00:03:18.540 Show your face.
00:03:19.200 Show your face.
00:03:20.000 Show your face.
00:03:20.800 Show your face.
00:03:21.800 Show your face.
00:03:22.560 Show your face.
00:03:23.700 Show your face.
00:03:24.700 Show your face.
00:03:25.780 Show your face.
00:03:26.940 Show your face.
00:03:28.020 This nigga is rapping, bro.
00:03:29.780 Show your face.
00:03:30.960 Yeah, on camera right now, I'll show my face.
00:03:32.880 All right, take the mask off.
00:03:33.800 Let's go.
00:03:34.920 Show your camera right now.
00:03:36.320 Get your fucking face on the camera.
00:03:37.500 I don't give a fuck what anybody thinks, bro. I put the mask on cuz I want to but I'll take it off
00:03:42.280 How do you want somebody to roast you now you mad cuz he pressed his stupid ass bitch?
00:03:48.820 You want to get pressed?
00:03:50.820 You're mad
00:03:52.820 Look at you living in a mother
00:03:54.820 Stop
00:03:57.740 My whoa wait, this don't roast the it's not me. It's not my
00:04:02.200 All right, take your mask off you have to show your face. Come on. I have to see what you look like
00:04:10.520 Do you put the light on too?
00:04:17.520 No put the light on
00:04:22.280 Well, can you shine your phone light like to your face?
00:04:25.200 You see my face you see my nose you see my eyes my eyebrows my mouth look at me
00:04:29.340 You are looking at me right now motherfucker. What are you doing with your ugly ass looking like a goddamn goblin from clash of clans sitting in
00:04:34.380 Your fucking gaming chair right now. I bet you got a goddamn sweat pool building up your asshole right out of it
00:04:38.080 Look at me right now motherfucker. Yeah, look down motherfucker
00:04:40.380 You have to check that shit with some big-ass gamer headphones on them big-ass death star headphones on your motherfucking head
00:04:45.220 Bitch you dirty as fuck stop playing me look at your little arms look like some goddamn cheese sticks bitch the fuck you do with your
00:04:49.960 Ugly ass bitch your entire body built like a fucking gogurt tool be squeezing out
00:04:53.720 Oh my god
00:04:55.720 What are you doing, bro? Look at your goddamn hairy chest?
00:04:58.120 Ooga-booga looking ass bitch you ain't look like you didn't sit up in the goddamn life of a fucking year you fat ass dirty ass usty ass
00:05:03.720 Dusty crusty musty bitch ass bitch. I don't give a fuck the fuck is wrong with you, bro. The fuck is wrong with you, bro
00:05:10.600 You know what you doing now, bro? Look at your beard bitch
00:05:13.120 You got fucking pubic hair on your goddamn bottom chin you fucking ugly bitch
00:05:16.480 I'm a fucking fade bitch. Look at your fucking dirty ass nasty ass mr. Monopoly man mustache
00:05:21.820 You gotta your fucking nose that shit about dirty and slimy as fuck. We know you got fucking dust mites and critters running up that bitch right now
00:05:27.820 We know your grandma's currently downstairs in your kitchen hosting cockroaches and ice in your fucking freezer bitch
00:05:32.380 Run my shit back. What you looking at? Look me in my fucking eyes bitch. Look at me. Look at me motherfucker. I ain't done with this shit
00:05:38.220 What you laughing at you goofy ass motherfucker you look like you belong in a goddamn circus with your fucking haircut bitch
00:05:44.660 What the fuck is that you got a whole damn squeegee on your fucking head?
00:05:47.460 I use that shit to wipe my fucking armpits in the shower that shit is fucking on your forehead right now
00:05:51.820 What the fuck are you doing? How's a bar?
00:05:54.820 There's a bar bro. You got no bars, bro. Come on, man. I know I don't I don't rap. I know you don't rap, bro. Listen
00:06:02.720 Listen, bro. What do you do?
00:06:04.720 I stream my precious area. No, you sit on your ass. Listen, bro
00:06:10.260 Get off your ass go outside and do something, bro
00:06:13.220 Because you just gotta you gotta get off your ass man. Just get the fuck out of the room. Just leave bro. Just leave
00:06:17.360 You wanna leave? Just leave. Just get out. Just get out. Just get out right now
00:06:23.040 now
00:06:24.400 Really exit exit the premises right now
00:06:27.980 Just leave bro
00:06:30.100 You ain't doing any you ain't doing anybody a favor sitting in here
00:06:34.720 You ain't doing anybody else a favor
00:06:36.360 You need to shave your sideburns shave your beard fix your mustache get a haircut
00:06:41.180 Get some real clothes, bro, you know, fix your posture
00:06:45.180 These aren't good these aren't good clothes
00:06:46.900 No, bro
00:06:48.520 Listen, man. I don't know what you're doing, man
00:06:50.940 It's just I'm just being dead ass with you bro clean your room up to look at look at look behind you
00:06:55.420 You're a mess you got controllers on the floor. You got micro USBs on the floor
00:06:58.860 Your shit's not clean. All right. Yeah clean bro. Yeah
00:07:03.240 Yeah, you're right fucking blue snowball death star on your desk. Yeah, bitch what yeah, you're right here
00:07:09.960 What are you gonna do now, right?
00:07:12.280 What's that leg which that leg do it? I just you're right about right. You're right. My life is just it's not good
00:07:19.460 Is it good though deep down is it good? I mean you just made me rethink a lot
00:07:24.980 Are you are you actually happy about your life like genuinely no matter all the all the other bullshit that happens to you on a daily
00:07:30.620 Basis are you as a person generally happy about your life right now?
00:07:34.140 You know, I just I don't know you maybe really rethink some stuff
00:07:36.640 Good
00:07:38.340 You need to rethink some stuff, bro
00:07:40.680 Yeah, like
00:07:42.020 You on no troll shit. You'd be doing some scummy ass shit, too, bro
00:07:45.940 Like if you want me to bring it up
00:07:47.040 I will if you want me to just not say anything
00:07:48.600 I won't but like I would I would like to talk on some shit, too
00:07:51.000 That I think you're doing that scummy, bro
00:07:52.240 What scummy
00:07:53.180 All right, listen, bro
00:07:55.100 I would be honest with you
00:07:56.180 But you could you could you could just sit there and just listen to what I got to say, bro
00:07:59.500 And you could tell me your opinion on this after bro
00:08:01.540 I see you promoting I see you streaming on gambling websites all the time
00:08:05.180 I see you promoting whatever rubat steak
00:08:07.240 Gamdom whatever you do that shit all the time, right?
00:08:09.500 Listen, I know for a fact
00:08:11.180 I know for a fact that the vice of gambling is one of the most destructive vices in a person's life
00:08:15.840 That it is just as bad as drug addiction alcohol addiction the same thing
00:08:19.320 I know people that go together
00:08:20.540 That's a stretch
00:08:21.220 But look
00:08:21.720 Oh, I do want to say anything
00:08:23.480 Listen, this is why I don't this is why I don't this is why I don't do any deals anymore
00:08:26.400 That's why I don't do them anymore
00:08:27.380 Right
00:08:28.100 But look, but no
00:08:29.260 Alright, alright, alright
00:08:30.480 Just talk
00:08:30.840 No, I'm gonna let you
00:08:32.100 I'm gonna talk
00:08:32.720 Listen
00:08:32.980 I suffer from gambling addiction
00:08:34.900 I'm addicted to it, bro
00:08:35.820 Straight up
00:08:36.340 I'm degenerate as fuck
00:08:37.460 I genuinely enjoy it
00:08:38.580 I do too
00:08:39.120 I do too to a certain extent
00:08:40.380 But I've lost
00:08:41.820 I've lost thousands off stream