We Almost Died..
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Summary
On this episode of the pod, the brother and sister duo of the and are joined by their good friends Jake and Shaan. The guys talk about a variety of topics including: 1. How to shoot a gun from a car, 2. What does it take to shoot an AK-47, 3. Should you run a gun in a mass shooting? 4. What s the difference between an AK and an AR, 5. How do you shoot from the car vs. a gun fired from an AK? 6. How many rounds should you carry in a gunfight? 7. What do you need to know about mass shootings? 8. What should you do if you were to be a mass shooter? 9. What is the best type of gun to carry? 10. Is it better than an AK or an AR? 11. What would you do with a machine gun?
Transcript
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I've shot yeah you shot machine guns yeah he's rich rich people shoot
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machine guns here have at it well really we're gonna shoot from the car
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these guys just need to move their car so we don't ruin it is it right is it
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live can you ready to go my dog where should I hold this right here figure it
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out dude what no I just don't figure it out dude you'd be a man I just want to
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can you demonstrate I go right now you got it okay have the gun yeah just be a
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strong man I know but like do I put my finger right here you want to just hold
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this as tight as you can dude it's a gun this top part right here just don't hold
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that I'm left-handed so hold like this you hold like everybody stand behind
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him everyone's girls gonna get like this right nice and tight dog grab it like it
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you little gotcha where am I shooting Shawn just go in the hill we'll shoot I
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want you to get used to before you shoot that thing from the car just shoot just
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that was badass Shawn holy shit that was badass this man has no ears on hey oh are
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you okay currently you guys this is legal this is legal it's on the ATF
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eventually they're gonna make these things full-auto but no you're a load
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AK before no sir AKs are a little different dude you want to put them in
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here it's like a paddle switch so like here what like Call of Duty dog you put it
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in and then you just flip it right and you just fucking right there and you just rack it
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okay thank you I'm left-handed so everything opposite so do it right clip
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goes in like this yep is it good not check it out oh what'd you get oh my bad
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unlike AK you're gonna put it in here and you're gonna slide it up and click it the
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good thing about this over an AR a lot of times you'll put an AR magazine it'll fall
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out hey kids besides them being a piece of shit bro like you you know they're
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there we go all right it's live now I got a racket so you're gonna pull this back
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yeah right hand right oh they say this is how you do it for an AK now you can do it
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whatever you want like the cool way would be here but yeah that's it right hand you
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left the right right right bracket my right yep pull it back and get all the way back
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let it go let it go oh shit you can't seat the back as I just said that this cool
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so when we do that when we do the gun run I'm gonna have you run the AK and then if you can't hit the
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AK I'm gonna have you run the AR well the AR is probably easier right so the AK is
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better or no dude oh it's kind of like this misconception with like mass shootings
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yeah if I would ever commit a mass shooting I would not run full auto like what like
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I'll give you an example give me an AK man bro what no like it's stupid like you don't
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want to run full auto you're only gonna kill one guy really good but like say
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you're walking through a fucking crowd right and I'm on full auto and you got a
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a crowd looking you're gonna shoot one guy 20 times there dude like you're
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actually putting rounds on target there's a reason why militaries don't run full
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auto 24 semi auto only yeah so like the fact that they've made AR like fully
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automatically legal it's just bullshit cuz like it makes no fucking sense I mean
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military man knows you'd all right if you were to do a mass shooting you run a
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full auto or semi-automatic gotcha well we don't need to know that nobody needs to
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know that that's watching right so I say they shouldn't really know that
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information like you guys don't that's the information you don't need to know
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yeah well I'm just saying that what I want to see if you can shoot before we
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start doing the driving shape sweater you ever shot this yeah I'll let you hit the
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full auto one here do you want the headphones yeah bro can you take your
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shirt off so I can see these titties fucking no dude you should take your
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shirt off though I think I look pretty badass oh do you want to make sure you
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look back in the year bro I mean you titties are just gonna be I'm gonna
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fucking dark jerking off in the corner like I'm really fans what bro if I was ever in
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prison with you I might just put you face down and just beat oh what am I
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hearing hey Sean you know I started up cut my own like by boxing promotions have
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you seen it yet or no right I start up like my own boxing promotion oh no shit
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bro yeah would you ever commentate it really thanks bro and I know what I need to
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do is go fucking you at those brothers go fucking beat up Jake Paul bro I'll
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make more money I'll make more money fucking up Jake Paul that would my
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entire UFC career how fucked up is that wait you would fight Jake Paul 100% I
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don't think but like Jake Paul sucks like okay come on he's he's he's getting
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good so you take Mike Perry what how did that go I wasn't good what what
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rounded it like Mike Perry I thought it was decision decision I love Mike Perry or
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might have been love that guy's greatest guy ever he comes to the gym as far as
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me one round one round takes your shit off leaves the gym oh shit you went to a
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decision with that man bro you fucking suck and you always fucking suck because
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you're a fucking you will always and forever be a fucking little dick
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influencer well I tell you what I really do fucking respect what he's done like
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from a pure like but would you box him ever like if it came down to it yeah
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boxing 100% I mean I don't know if the UFC would let me but oh okay okay I get
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you I would 100% finish my contract and go fuck I will fuck it I don't know if he
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would though I wanted to know I don't know your your stance on this but what are
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your thoughts on Jones Aspinall it's hard man like I think why I think Jones wins so
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why doesn't it happen then Jones is p shit like at the end of the day dude
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like Jones is like and I don't mean this I don't mean this at this why do he
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pop for steroids on multiple occasions but you don't think he's the goat no I
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think he is a goat I think he is a goat but when you've been fought for
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steroids it automatically like I mean you fucking you hit a pregnant chick you
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fucking slapped your wife around like like in the worst thing about Jones dude it's
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like and this is where like I can't stand the fake religious oh God loves me
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this and that you continue to be a piece of shit you don't believe in fucking God
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you use this as a mass so when you're a piece of shit you can make yourself feel
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better like no no God forgives me like what did I tell you do you believe in a
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higher power I believe in a higher power okay let's just say Edmund you believe in
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Christ yeah okay if I said Edmund I believe in Christ this Christ want me to
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cheat on my wife no so if I say hey man I believe in Christ and I go and fuck
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all these whores and I say Edmund you know I fucked up dude but you know I
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still believe in Christ do I truly believe in Christ if I do not act
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accordingly to Christ I mean if you actually feel bad that you did that to
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be a Christian is to be Christ-like you want to resemble Christ and action
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thought so if I say I am Christ-like I am Christian and I continue to be a piece
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of shit and I wake up the next day and I say well I'm Christ-like no I am a
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fucking serpent I am a deceiver I am a liar I am a and this is like the worst
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thing dude whenever somebody meets and they talks about Christ you just I mean
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Edmund's been here he's probably one of the best guys here he hasn't mentioned
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God once I've just been making fun of him I don't need to mention God though I
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seriously am because he's a true believer in Christ he's a true believer in
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Christ all right today sweater up to put that right in that titty hole look at
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that bro that's a strong man dude we're gonna shoot that from the vehicle
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you're not gonna hit it I'm gonna give you a shot can you hit it I'll give it a
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try I'll give it a shot bet wait they're saying he had no recoil yeah it's a
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buffer tube so I'm shooting this out the car I'll give you guys a quick
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demonstration of firearms okay what makes a what makes ARs have no recoil
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there's something called a buffer tube so when you shoot the bolt carrier goes
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back hits the buffer tube mitigates recoil AKs have no buffer tube which is why
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they kick like a month they don't kick that way Sean sorry before we go do you
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want to go come on Joel come on bro come on man you're the Korean monster you got
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this okay Joel shoot the AK have you ever shot a gun
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military okay K2 will you K2 this fucking guys that shoot me bro I need to get
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it's Korean military guys not real military Korean military yo no no no you gotta
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bro I'm not gonna lie at any moment I was ready to fucking draw on this motherfucker dude
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oh you good wait I love you wait security you're fucking handsome guy
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wait wait wait security gun draw gun draw wait what competition time before we
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shoot okay let me give you some better ammo I this is cheap ammo nice wolf ammo
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don't shoot the dad right we're too close we all die I just say this a little low
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I thought gun draws where like you guys have you turn around and start shooting each other
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you just do a fucking draw oh oh shit Sean you got right in the middle good oh good oh shit
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you either use your sights which generally are slow or you just do like a point shot
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here get a practice get a practice one I'm gonna practice
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oh nice quick he's good also too though I'm not making excuses
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haha we're not making excuses I'll give you guys an example of a deep concealment holster
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I'll give you one I'll give you an example of a deep concealment holster
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I'm about to walk into a place I don't want to print
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which maybe I'm the asshole but I'm not getting
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all right uh let me go to the side I'm less handed
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ah fuck I don't know if we're getting the fucking thing but we're getting there
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it's a little scary point of gun at your dick all day
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do you know what's fucked up is I'm gonna have to teach these retards how to change a tire
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hey sean someone said ask if you have to shoot when it turns green
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I mean I didn't vote for Trump in the first election
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that's when it like separates the men from the boys
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are you gonna be like a fucking ghetto motherfucker
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I was on a tractor for like 18 hours the other day
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the reason why we're going to shoot the back side
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is always more fun when they're shrapnel coming at you
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it's very imperative that you put the explosives in front of the thing you're blowing up
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yeah so I just got to really make sure we're away from the kid
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but there's nothing wrong with being soft I guess
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or is he just going to be this little beta bitch
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fucking fucking whores and prostitutes you know
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are you going to transition to being a fucking man
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or are you just going to continue to be a little beta bitch
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yeah this is the one this is the sweet spot we're far enough away
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this is one of these motherfuckers are taking our jobs bro
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damn I don't think Sean's gonna want to spar you anymore
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like do you not want to do it or do you want to do it?
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it's like when you hit a man with no gloves on bro
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it's such a different feeling when you actually touch a man's skull with your knuckles
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How are we trying it's Nico I was trying to crack him
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You're not bare knuckle bro. It's just like it's fucking it's different like when you hit a man's skull
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And you feel like the thought on your knuckles and like the pains almost addictive
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Like you hit somebody and it hurts so oh shit. Are you bleeding? No, he's fine
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You hit someone and it hurts so bad, but like it's almost like this addictive pain
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Don't worry. I'll take you shopping after this. Get you some clothes. Good shit. That's hard right there
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My shots really fuck do you like UFC gloves by the way
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If you in the front and I can still get you think so and then I'll fall be in the front then
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Fuck you. I know what needed it. Jay was in the back and it was dope. Yeah. Oh need it was in the back
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Got it recording. Okay, so just I'll be in the front you back. Yeah, and you can be in the back, too
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And then can you be in the back, too, or we flip
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Okay, I wasn't afraid of hurting him. I don't give a fuck your face about hurting your hands right hurt my damn
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Sean has anyone ever taken you shot before got you anything nice
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I gotta do something nice for you, bro. I had such a great day today shopping dude. It's like it's a woman's thing
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It is collecting shoes like no no not that like any type of shopping you can even be fucking for cars and shit
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I just guns gun shopping. I mean there that's something dude, but like we'll go gun shopping sometime. We'll get you again my man cool
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We'll go see time. Let's get it. Let's get it. Let's do a picture with that camera before the before the disaster
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Don't be weird dude. Don't be weird. Let me get this titty. Don't be weird. Don't be weird
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It's motivation to lose it. Next time you see Sean, Sean how many pounds do you need to be down?
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So the good thing about you dude is you're so fucking fat
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The good thing is you're so fucking fat bro like you don't really need to eat
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So wait, he can go without eating for like a month
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Yeah, what's gonna happen? He can starve it down
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I'm good bro. You're a legend. Thank you so much
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You could have had it easier, you could have just grabbed all the beans
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It would have been fun, but you can't do it out here
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You guys are all like candidates for Fight Club
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And I got dropped from all my sponsors and brands
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Nah, it's perfect, dude. We shouldn't even move it closer.
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Yeah, but generally I put the tannerizing back.
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Like, so whenever you want to blow something up,
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So I'm gonna give you just a rundown of what we're gonna do
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Yes, and you can do it since you're right-handed.
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You're gonna have your hand holding like you're gonna shoot it.
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I'm trying to put something to hit the head in his life.
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Then we'll get out and go point blank and hope for the best.
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Like it doesn't want to seat and that's what's so great about-
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I don't know if it's a trigger I have in this thing but this thing's never- See look,
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Wait so wait Sean real quick so I go choo choo.
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If I'm shooting that thing, I'm gonna be a fucking grown ass man about this.
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I'm really happy that I got experience that with the China man.
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Really nostalgic to the Viet Cong coming in over the hill.
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He's seeing a white man you know holding the gun bro.
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He's probably thinking about all the GIs coming for us.
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I guess let's bond together. What you mean? Let's bond again. What does that mean? Come on. Let's bond. Come on. Let's hold hands.
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Huh? No, Sean. Hell no. No, we're going to be mad about this. Sean. Right here. That's close, Sean. You'll be right.
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Sweater, get up here with me. Do you believe in God? Yes. Oh, that's good. But Sean, come on, bro. You want to have a kid one day, right?
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He'll be fucking fun, dude. Come on. Sweater, you're with us, too. Come on, Joel. We're on this together.
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No, Ed. You don't. You got a baby. Get behind the truck.
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We're childless assholes. We're allowed to fucking dodge rattle.
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All right, Sean. Do your thing, bro. We're right here.
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No, you're shooting, dog. Huh? You got to shoot at you.
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I'm going to get a shot over your shoulder. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's probably best.
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No, no, no, not that close. Come on, Sean. Right here. Come on. Sean.
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And you guys, I'm not lying when I say this. You are in severe danger.
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Question. All right, real quick before I start.
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You're making... you're melting the adrenaline wore off, dog.
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You're going to be eating shrapnel to the face.
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Dude, there's a fucking gook right there, dude.
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I don't, like, I'm painting this whole fucking thing.
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Yeah, so these bullets have to go a certain speed to blow something up.
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So when I was hitting it, I was hitting the metal, and it was slowing down the speed.
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But, yeah, no, that was pretty confident that one of us were going to die.
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Yeah, no, I was pretty confident one of us were going to get fucked up there.
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There's explosives behind a shit ton of metal shrapnel.
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No, it's more of like, yeah, everything's good.
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You can't ride a motorcycle, but you can watch an explosion.
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I don't know if God's real, but the fact that malfunctioned...
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Could be a sign from God, because we probably would've been...