We Tried Camping for the First Time..
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1 hour and 36 minutes
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Summary
In this episode, the crew talks about how to build a boat, who is the ugliest human you ve ever seen, and how to get a glass tattoo. Also, we talk about the recent passing of Kobe Bryant.
Transcript
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Work your tech support a chat a chat name these shoes by the way. I'm aware of every stream. All right, these are what?
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Think he freed you and then you be in and this you know wow, that's what he do. That's how he did me. Oh, that's why I'm here
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You know for the black do you guys hear that okay? How do we do what do you what's my job?
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Do we have a box like a picture or something guys watch?
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Wait, um, I'm scared. I shouldn't be doing the work right only you should be doing it
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All right, boss. All right, boss. We do it, boss. Remember what you want me to do, boss. I'll do it, boss
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I am a man. I carry the boat. I don't build them.
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You don't put them together until they go in the hole
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Okay, we'll wait then. Okay, we'll wait a little bit
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We got a hammer. We got a hammer that shit in
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Charleston, you can just tell me and y'all what to do and listen
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All right. Y'all two separate. Y'all like two bad kids in class
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What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it?
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You look like one of the Menendez brothers
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You can't talk about looks, you're the ugliest
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If he didn't have surgery, he would look chopped
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Chat, who's the ugliest human you've ever seen in your life?
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You're gonna kill them while they're sleeping?
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I've been stabbed before by a knife in my sleep
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Man this how I got tricked back in 12 years of slavery
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You just tangled it you dirty s*** lanky Indian
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That's what the f*** executive producers thought too
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You're such a stupid stinking lanky Indian
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You can't be a blue collar man for s*** two hours
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I can't I can't I can't I can't I'm not touching that
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That's why Kane's gonna smack you when he see you
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Chad who wants to know how much he makes the stream
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Now lick it you gotta lick it so it don't move
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Listen when you feel something you reel it in okay?
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Hey this is the furthest the f***ing length thing goes
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All right, let's see what you can do, Jamaican, South.
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You think y'all mamas, Neon, be trying to get over there
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Frank fucked you and he was confused about your gender.
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It was a play I did back in the eighth grade.
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He wanted to be Juliet instead of Romeo and Juliet.
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It's basically the reason why he's at where he's at now.
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I've never seen some shots that I've ever learned.
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You didn't have to take no dick or nothing?
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He took dick in the bathroom and in the school bathroom.
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Hey, show me the video with Desmond with a mic.
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I'm going to show the video when you put your d*** on your ex-wife mouth.
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At least my brother ain't getting d*** in the ass.
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Because that person is going to try to, like, press charges against me.
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See, I ain't even going to do that either, bro.
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Wait, I can't touch you, brother, but God bless.
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Once you catch them, you got to kill them.
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Right now, when it's dark, you'll see them in the trees, chilling and stuff.
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Let me see if this one will open his mouth.
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We should've talked about this on the campfire.
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Yo, you saw that right? It just went from my neck. No, no, no
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Look check them out right there cuban tarzan, baby. Let's get it
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All right, we should have when we leave the jump all right here. We go some more tests right here
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I'm just gonna look at you. Oh, yeah, you know that looks good, bro. I know go ahead
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Now they're talking about my shirt. It looks like DC
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But it's been a couple of robberies over the years
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I would say mine against Forrest Griffin though
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Why are you talking about my f***ing knees?
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I mean, they don't want to put water in the ocean
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Rampage, you think you can still fight pretty good?
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I'd f*** Jake Paul up if I had a training camp
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The wrestling is the hardest part of MMA right now
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Hey, no, you can do that guy with the one in here
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Ka-Fem, you are absolutely disturbing to look at you ugly
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You are the ugliest person in the world I've ever seen
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How do you feel about John not defending his belt?
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And that motherf***er holding out for a whole lot of money
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Thank you, Hardcore, for the 10 gift that I love you, baby
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You just threw this in the Pacific Ocean by s***
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And the Yakuza wanted me to work with them
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I was dating a girl that ended up marrying
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Rampage, what are your thoughts on Connor's downfall?
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Because they motherf***ers won't fight no more
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But why does boxing pay like $30 million a fight
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The top 1% MMA don't make the same as the top 1%
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So what does the top 1% in the UFC make a fight?
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But some of them are only making like $80k
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I think he was probably making like $10 million before
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Nigga said I'm getting Snaggy Moe KCIP for the stream
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Wait, Snaggy Moe cool, don't lie to me, Team Rampage
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Yeah, why didn't bring Snaggy Moe around anymore?
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No, Snaggy Moe, he's been at home working on stuff
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He's actually about to make his return in like four days
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Cuffem, your bottom lip looks like Antarctica's inner earth but whole
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How long it took you to come over that when you f***ing you?
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Can you guys boil up and do a royal rumble inside the tent?
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Yeah, nigga, I was looking for a shoulder to lean on
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He's getting a lot of hate for sending up to the Jews
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I think me and Dave would do a great Auschwitz stream
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Because I think him and I doing that would be a great stream
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And just wanted to say how much I appreciate your bravery
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For going live every day despite your insecurities
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I just want to thank you for my college tuition
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Why y'all trying to make him look at my d**k?
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Don't make Charleston put f***ed in your mom
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Because I heard crack will give you banana titties though
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Hey Charleston, want to do the boil egg challenge with me?
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They ain't gonna let no black motherfuckers meet their parents
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Because white people like to get chained and whipped
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Jews own damn near the whole entertainment industry
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Kanye got in trouble for saying s*** like that
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You were standing in the middle of the couches
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Yeah, I didn't know they're licking for you
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Well, he trying to see how to take that d***
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SWAPINN tipped $1 AR are you really going 22 for 30 for June gotta do it let's get it how many more
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days we got 22 out of 30 days for $41 easy money yes wait why did Kanye get caught up with the
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kardashian everybody know to get married full tipped $1 you can't have your first son at 17 don't ask me
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I'm playing my boy my boy she ain't had no mistake baby she said I had mine in my mid 20s
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early 30 yeah I got a 21 year old and you see that one you don't win you're a piece of you met me
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oh that's your son my son the mix baby what yeah I got a good her mulatto boy damn yeah black and
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Mexican do you look like you yeah no I'm mixed kids it's a Mexican Charleston wow none of them look like
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me except for my black kid wait he don't even look like me wait um damn fire that's fire yeah I'm
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looking to make a uh baby overseas and leave it and leave it yeah wow and he'll just dream about coming
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to America one day to meet his daddy's side of the family all the military veterans went overseas and
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made a baby I want the same privilege oh my goodness yeah I want to go populate Japan though
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Japan bandman kivo tipped $1 Charleston you small meat enhancements haircut wrath I never send you my
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muscles well that was Kevin let's have that that was actually Kevin I heard I heard I heard they got
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you stretched out over there in Dubai and won't let you come home yeah yeah they got your pet and
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gorillas and with extended your legs your legs is longer but you can't come show them off in
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America why yeah cuz the crypto he can't yeah he didn't took all the cash money over there and
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them crypto people holding my $1 Charleston why do you have a WW2 Nazi military haircut yeah wait I got
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one for real I don't with that hair what's wrong with you look like a Nazi so yeah I ain't done
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now motherfucker yeah I'm a nigga I kill the past for everything yeah I'm the seed of a nigga slave
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you can't hold me accountable for nothing what yeah yeah man see we ain't been giving reparations
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so you can't hold a poor nigga accountable for Cameron you're in the sauna it feels good feel good
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though I'm gambling right now I'm hitting back swans yo hey let me show you let me show you no you don't
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touch my celeste you don't put your hand on them like that Charleston we out of them times we out of
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them thanks Charleston grabbing on you all rough and shit like that man you better not do that no
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more yeah yeah yeah ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow oh stop doing that how long have y'all been friends you
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don't hate it oh like like six years yeah yeah miss hat panties tipped one dollar Charleston
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hair looks like a lollipop man I'm a confident niggas yeah damn about the top of my head I don't
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with tall hoes that can see that slow yeah I fuck this up yeah Desmond donated one dollar you can
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hear slip and slide stream with all that sweat dripping down Cameron's massively what are the thing
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anyway it's like he's done tripping oh man lights go out them hoes sitting below the waist
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dang crap on top of the gate because he's gambling but he's not really gambling he's retarded as
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they did gg's like he's what the fuck Eddie Eddie Eddie Eddie just texted me like he's actually retarded
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my holy shit you're fired get on his ass Eddie get on his ass Eddie he over there yeah you're actually
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retarded on God I took I took names when the teacher left the class so him yeah I told all my friends
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if they talk when the teacher said don't talk yeah it had to do 15 minutes after school if I put
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their name on the paper and I'm trying to kick your hands out of school yeah I was gonna say you never
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got like someone ever tried beating you before snitching I had a big family yeah a big family they'll
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jump you with me and I'm the family favorite they'll get you with a little blue yeah yeah yeah oh but back
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then it was honorable there wasn't no such thing as not snitching but that shit was unheard of in the
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80s unless you was raised in the streets all good families children told they had hall monitors yeah
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so you could walk the halls they can go to yeah you in the bathroom too long another kid come and say
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hey y'all are hurt too long did you say something back to him he wouldn't got somebody and you got in
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trouble nigga I was one of them kids you was a harmoner yeah I used to hate y'all yeah I ain't go bad
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I stayed in the hallway yeah I didn't go bad to after the movie colors in 89 90 then gangster rap came
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I didn't go bad to gangster rap I was a class clown I had one year of going bad yeah I had one year of
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being a bad year nigga I wasn't bad for them I used to go dance and did the kid and play and the MC
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hammer and all kind of what yeah I had one year of trying to play honestly don't think there's
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anything wrong with snitching I don't either I think if you in the street then yeah man there's
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no honor amongst these so why you so why you want to make me honorable so if the rules is there's no
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honor amongst these and it's been snitching long before the mafia Sammy the Bull killed over 40 some
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people and he snitch so you want to tell me the kid can't get one dollar you could do a slip and
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damn it nigga with all that sweat dripping down Cameron's massive lips oh damn hey real quick do
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you think diddy's gonna snitch up to get out no no no he would have been snitched oh dang got nothing
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on diddy diddy just whooped his and they had freaky six but he ain't exactly he ain't sex traffic nobody
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they did yes he did who there there was evidence showing Justin Bieber no chill there's because we
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don't know about that there was evidence showing that diddy like all the staff and they were like
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involved in that there's no big testimony on no the staff are testifying against him no yeah yeah
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no I'm saying but so so so his lawyers have asked for two mistrials by the judge now because they have
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been presented false false testimony so so all the even Cassie said that hey man this is what we did
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even when she left him she said hey I missed these freak-offs so she said that that's that's
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court testimony she said I missed them she said I missed the freak-offs right so even after she got
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back with this guy she went with this guy she even went back to diddy and her husband okay what about
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him blowing up Kid Cudi's car that's why his lawyers are saying there's no police report there's no
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nothing there's hearsay this is here Cudi should have been he should have he didn't call the police
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there's no police report there's no evidence or nothing saying that he did this this is all hearsay
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so they're asking for this testimony to be taken out of you know I'm saying because it's no evidence
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he's gonna get out there man so so so here so here's the thing so they said he's been sex trafficking
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uh uh he's been using like his his company as an enterprise to sex traffic they only have him
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and his girlfriend there's no other victims this is him and Cassie so you think that he's gonna walk man
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uh I think he's I don't think he's getting out yeah yeah yeah he's gonna be the same
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you know yeah he has money I mean he got money though yeah yeah he's gonna get off
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hey I'm just this this this is probably one of the weakest federal cases that we probably we're
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probably watching every single dollar hey Aiden I have an idea what's up you should give Jake
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future a proper VR setup in a world where he has legs dude you can title it I gave my paralyzed
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fan legs bro it will bang that was crazy that wasn't even funny miss half panties donated one
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dollar freak off versus freak off who you got R Kelly or P Roddy I'll be real with you guys bro like
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I don't understand why like diddy wants to do that freak like like why not just have regular sex or just
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like do freak but like not freak offs you rich and born donated one dollar cup what's the problem
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with a freak out what's the problem with a freak out what's the problem with a freak out nobody's
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being forced really you listen you haven't heard one person come out and say hey I was forced to do
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this everybody said man I went back again even though he paid me I was so you've not you haven't
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heard one person why do they keep coming back man it's no different than the playboy man
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mansion and they having to freak off at the playboy mansion never I would like to go though I've been
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in playboy mansion are you serious yeah what happened there it was fun what'd you do I met these two
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hot ass twins they fucked nah I didn't why what the hell there was too many families yeah they was all
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but I met them I got them but you know I was trying to get you know I cock back myself I was trying
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both of them I should have went for one oh I was like that they were down for the threesome
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fuck fucked up you for sure pussy trying to get mo player is that true you have finished to all of
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them yeah man you have to want the baddest man to live after Jesus man that was real man he
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want a smooth man and he was a gangster that's why you don't hear nothing about him and man
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everybody in the entertainment world from sports at some point in time shook his hand or grace through
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that mansion somebody dead man so so so so so just think about this one of Bill Cosby's uh uh one of
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Bill Cosby's accusers said she was 16 at the time she was at the playboy mansion and he spiked her gave
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her some gave her appeal and they had sex so that's a that's a clear sign that okay this is what went on
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here there was other people say okay we was at the playboy mansion so just have always went on
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amongst rich people in Hollywood yeah that's why you're gonna have a freak off the first one doing
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that shit come on he's the first one uh and then what's the other Larry Flint man Larry Flint was
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the guy that uh hustlers magazine the poor man Larry Flint wasn't so this is normal this is normal
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uh private sex in this elite world of rich people that's why you see so many celebrities who was
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once stood next to him all of them silent man just man you can't tell a billionaire he can't fly the
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pussy in the how is he gonna get the pussy here he done everything in this town he got the fly in the
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pussy like going to go get fresh people get bored of right having regular sex they want to do way more
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when I first saw Puffy he was in a hot tub with 10 rapping with a fat with a lazy eye you think he
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ain't out 10 of them yeah after you do that one or two times you can't come have regular sex no
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no problem the fat dude with the lazy eye there you go you can't come have regular sex no more
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then he was 100 he's 100 gay well he's bisexual which is gay but yeah he gay allegedly are you sure
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Aiden Island tip $1 am I sure what is UNCS thoughts on Uzi and when will we get Aiden X Uzi X Charleston stream
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we didn't hear you good you just waste your money but now hell yeah uh nah nah nah nah nah hell yeah
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they say he gay according to the court testimony so who did he that's a guy I don't know nigga don't
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ask me them type of questions nigga I'm just going off court testimony no way you didn't hear that audio
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was that real oh I don't know that was a legend that was a legend it was a legend I don't think so
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bro meek some street like I feel like he don't you know nah meek's like ain't no way in the world to
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meek me over really street he would have bunny hopped on that tennis court like the way he did
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ain't no real street nigga go there ain't niggas street don't troll real street don't do
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for no click any damn show ain't bunny hopping with no white loose linen shorts on so that white boy can
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watch that dance yeah he said he lost a bet I wouldn't give a man I'm gonna pay it I ain't no
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real street that come from where we come from for the dude hop for no and then let in the white
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man do it all day you will but not no street really you're right 100 yeah that was crazy
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we gonna work out something else if I'm a real street nigga I see so you'd rather pay the money
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than bunny hop yeah or say you white boy I ain't paying you nothing no you can't do that I wouldn't
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even make the bet if I got a chance to lose I wouldn't even make the bet then you're gonna scam I'm not
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that's it that's what street do street don't pack far and play far you're right
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you got no man you got ain't no honorable man
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what street you from Dawson Georgia still shake ass do the splits do makeup I don't do that
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you do makeup hell nah really my dad a real street I can't disrespect him like that so so I gotta like
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stand like how you ever give a woman a facial yeah yeah I did it I did it all I had some sad
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sex like you've been having freak-offs no I don't have freak-offs you ever you're playing on a girl
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nah I ain't do that you know R. Kelly hey hell nah hell nah R. Kelly with my friends that shit
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it's hard to pee when you dig hard yeah and when my dig hard peeing is the last how does R. Kelly do
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that thing I'm thinking about yeah my dig get hard I'm gonna calm not pee do it every morning with
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morning wood oh man oh that's true that's normal right to wake up in morning yeah yeah yeah when you're
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young that's that means you're healthy that's normal I'm just taking sure I'm still yeah that's yeah
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for four weeks you're weird I'm still learning shit you still learning shit you still learning about
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your **** of course bro I'm only 20 you're on 20 yeah how old were you when you started jacking up
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uh like 12. it was good bro yeah you normal bandman kivo just one dollar the Charleston punk you
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should come to Dubai two lame odd game they can help you with those butt cheek hairs on your head
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that ain't the real man man kivo oh he wouldn't keep going back and forth we gotta rafiki papa
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watching stroking I'm burning hot here I don't care we're not leaving we're gonna stay here all night
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we're 24 24 hour I don't give a **** we can stay here all night all right we're locked all right come on
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actually want to lock yeah I'm down I swear I'm on a fire all right let's go all right do you want
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to quit Charleston we're good bro T-H-T-R-E-A-L-P-B-J tip one dollar
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go cook some food Charleston how you feel about 50 cent baby mom testifying wait what on the diddy
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oh I ain't got nothing to say about diddy trial oh man I mean that ain't my topic of conversation
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you just talked about it for like 30 minutes well oh that's cause we that's cause it was brought up
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once we ain't fit to keep talking about it we're not really talking about it once
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oh I think the n***a innocent yeah and I think you can't tell n***a I think you can't tell n***a he
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can't whoop his b***h oh wow all right all right you he's still a a whack person what he do wrong
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though whoop his b***h man he whooped his b***h his b***h didn't have a problem he gave her 30 million
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she didn't call the police not one time and she went back in there and I know plenty of people
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them fought and hit each other and went calmed afterwards get on back in here how are you
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going they fight like a m***a f***a locked it though what the f*** locked the door man yeah b***h
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yo it's not considered no when you're in a relationship this is what go on in a relationship
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when y'all but listen hold on hold on this is what go on listen this is what goes on in a
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relationship when two people like to get high do they like it he's serious like this normal
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some girls actually like this listen to me listen y'all trying to make it seem like did it
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she like to get high too she even said she like to get high so this is they thing this is one of
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those toxic relationships that glorilla rap about they rap these hoes sexy red all these hoes rap
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about it and they lyrics them toxic relationships this that s*** the s*** with the money the s*** chasing
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the money this what these hoes look for so yeah n***a man hell yeah you can man fight it so listen
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most toxic relationships is built around fighting and making up they get along good next time
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now the make up sex hits though that's what i'm talking about especially if she got a black eye
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especially with that they mean that black eye sex you done give your whole black eye she crying
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and you done convince her it's her fault that what you had to do this yeah that's the best s***
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that's why that whole s*** but if you don't do that she'll call you boring though if you're not toxic
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she call you boring no no i agree if you're too perfect yes but and the girl here's the thing
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right if you're too perfect in a relationship they're gonna keep trying to overstep boundaries
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and they're gonna keep getting too comfortable and do some s*** but beating like black eye i don't
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think girls are worth giving black eyes i didn't say they were worth it but you can't tell two
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s*** that they can't do this because we're saying this yeah she never went to the police
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even afterwards she was scared to go to the police no no no listen even after she got away from him
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and went to counseling and was going through drug rehab she still texted him and said i miss my friend
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i'm wishing you well so even after all this so it's but because because in the beginning homie
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all this is court transcripts so because the public got involved that's what made it what it is
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let me ask you a question what what percentage of american girls like getting hit oh i don't think
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nobody likes getting hit but i think in the height of arguments and and emotional outbursts
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logical thinking go out the window right so i believe more women initiate uh uh uh physical
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contact in relationships and arguments when she in your face won't get out the way won't let you
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leave and you say man move so so so so so you're just trying to leave so more if a girl's hitting on
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like a guy you could put like push them away no if she called the police you're in trouble you better
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not touch her but you just said to touch her i'm saying if i'm not saying to touch her i'm saying
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you can't tell two people in a relationship who that they're wrong if this is what they do that's
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what they did we're saying they're wrong she never said he's wrong she's working on being here
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he guy gave her 30 million them people went on about their business 30 million i would take that
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30 million would you do a tuning on take 30 million like to get like like yeah yeah take 10 years of
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ass whooping for 30 million wait 10 years she did it 10 years is crazy that's a long time yeah
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i thought it was like a one-time thing but she had fun along with that it worked on to be fair
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she got groomed though because she was so young getting brought into that though how you know she
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was grown she's like 17 no no no no she said he waited till they was 21 to kiss he got it when she
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was 19. she was bro hold on listen she was groomed when she showed up oh so she was 21 before i didn't
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know that most young girls who's chasing that entertainment light they already groomed showing
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up with this that's how it's easy i don't know so so charleston my question is like one day like
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we're gonna have like you have a well we're all gonna have daughters here right sorry i don't have no
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daughter i know i have a daughter you have a daughter right do you have a daughter yeah i got two of them
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what do you guys do as dads to make sure they don't do nothing crazy mischievous you can't
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really you can't man you guys got to raise them right so there's a foundation you build them on
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yeah so if you don't this what what you try to instill in your kids ain't when they get teenagers
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it's from zero to five so that's oh yeah you can't wait to 12 to try to teach no it's from zero to five
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diddy ross tip one dollar desmond probably looks at diddy house like disneyland
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facts i made a deal with my daughter and what's the deal she can't she can't lie to me she because
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she don't want me to scare her boyfriends so if i catch her in one lie i'm gonna be all in her
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every boyfriend she bring i'm gonna be all in his face scared sure bro imagine neon so so i so i
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actually like your questions i think she's gonna lie i imagine that being your girlfriend's dad yeah i would
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run oh my god i meet all i gotta meet all her boyfriends seriously yeah i gotta meet him gotta go dinner with
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them oh yeah damn you do it like the real traditional are you trying to be nice no i
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made a deal with her i'd be so i'd be nice but i i'd be trying to catch her in a lot and so even
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small eyes anything oh you i haven't called her i'm not saying she ain't lied to me but i ain't
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caught her has she ever brought home a guy and she and the guy knew who you were yeah yeah they all do
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the research she's only had three boyfriends her whole life she's she's 18 now okay she's still got a v
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card as long as long as she's not lying god bless her soul that's hard i think your virginity is the
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biggest flex you know still having it oh yeah yeah yeah yeah as a man neon was a virgin until 22.
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no that was bad i'm literally 20 years old you lost it like last year it's nothing wrong with that
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no no for real you lost your yeah i lost it at 19 yeah that's not bad i lost mine at 16. 16. honestly i
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wish i would have waited how old are you i'm not talking about it can i say it no 13. because
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you remember the time when i thought we was muted oh all right over under 12. yeah
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i was like this i just said this i just said under i swear to god i i all i'm saying is i wish
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i would have waited oh yeah did you enjoy it yeah yeah yeah what are you what yeah wait neon
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aiden have you gave away the brand risk tesla yet yes it's been a year bro two years ago we gave it
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away bro stop being weird what's his name i don't remember charleston tip one dollar ghost postman
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versus rampage at brand risk i don't know i'm getting out of this one is that the test you try to get
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the trunk okay jacob donated one dollar stop asking unc sensitive questions his eyeball about to pop out
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that's not funny i thought about to do the jelly bean what jelly beans too late in god damn night
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this case you get to be oh yeah yeah yeah i'm gonna get out i'm bait don't leave you guys want to call
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it no no let's do something else what you want to do let's figure it out let's go figure it out so
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what you want to do you want to sit in this tent all night until we think of something yeah don't do
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it you're not a nephew it's a sauna it feels good to sweat it all out unc i can't breathe because
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cuffed it's not me i'm not big i'm sticking up all the yo no she's taking it out of there you're not
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bigger than mine let me go real or not i gotta get up out of here what's going on cameron yo yo
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nah that sound like naked ass that nigga sound like he ain't got no
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man he's on commando bro you guys can't picture hey we gotta run 30 bro really we gotta run 30 bro
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how far now we're running 30 brother hell no hell no what's up man what's up what's up how you doing
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chilling bro chilling hell yeah making sure no animals coming in this tank uh for real thank you brother
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all right what we on oh we can play cornhole yeah let's play oh there's light
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no it's a bean boozle yeah should we do it
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uh we can have it i mean you know what hold up we're a team
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wait do you not know which one is which no should we play it i'm down all right let's do it
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why are you trying to pants me mexican we should do the tent
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huh we should do the tent yeah what we can do you come play this after all right let's play this
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first and go back in the tent okay all right what a team it's a nice little camping game huh
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all right now we're gonna do team where's only three bags
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where should we play hide and see we need three that's mid we only have one pov that's why
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it'd be the catcher what's the catcher the nigga that got to find the nigga that's hot
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what are you gonna hide yeah we can get multiple povs we could do that you're gonna do it i'm with
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it let's go you have your android cuffing no oh yeah i do oh i've never done this before
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do they actually get bad yeah flavor one there's one that tastes like poop it's your teeth
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cringe bag we didn't even eat food bruh stop we didn't catch no fish
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it's a little pizza no we can't eat pizza wait how do you pronounce it what how do you pronounce
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it pronounce what maybe it's pizza oh my god you're weird what it's pizza
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what kind of he can i got a vicky bubble watching something he's not you want to
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just throw up i got cutty cutty buffy i gotta take a piss let me go about this tree
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don't like spin something yeah you gotta spin the wheel
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how the does that work oh my god bro what the are we doing
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i'm gonna get all the good i'm gonna get all the good jelly beans so i'm not worried
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they're nasty they're nasty oh my god yeah it's crazy
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it can't be that bad how do you make you that goes on up top how you make a jelly
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bean that's the one that looks like all right to eat both all right we'll do this in the
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in the tent shut up bro we're doing the tent i bet one of them like two pages i can tell
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take one i take one don't be a bro i'm taking this one okay no no no no where at all you
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weird try it dude one two three go one two three oh no you're faking no i do all right oh god
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what was that oh hell no no no we can do that without throwing up i'm not even trolling bro
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ain't no way nice i just ate pork i can't bro oh my god dude
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what the is that yo i swear yo since you had to spray that with butt spray or something
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this right like yes that jelly bean all right bro let's throw this away all right w stream bro
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come on kcip right now it's looking a little rough
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we have to go our separate ways hey we gotta start off separate streams man
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uh different povs yep i complain the kcisps is great on my end
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you're a what chad is on 20 minutes slow mode so i'm being weird kid we tried you
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want to try one no we tried don't be weird but we need a couple more sure i'll do it
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i just ate some bad hey you gotta do this no i love this no you gotta lift it up watch
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like this flip it pour it i need some nasty yeah so bad bro all right take that one there you go
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please do this one yo that one drop one that one they're probably a good one too
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no i already smelled it it's like cat food you just throw it away
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you just do it all stink they're all bad bro bro you have to eat it kid what are you
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doing yo why don't you just throw them away which one you don't choose it orange orange orange
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they're all bad flavors in here retards are you serious yes no read it let me get
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there's not so you eat it me cuff them and you both have that one look if it's a blue one
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i know it's gonna taste good let me get one let me get one let's see
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you try it oh i like this one that one looks nasty try it
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you got a good one this is a good one great it's sweet it's because he's hot of course
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you did i hate i hate good looking people i hate oh yeah it tastes like cookie dough
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all right what we doing right now what we doing good that was a cookie dough one really
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great i swear to god i told him it's because you look good you don't give him a go yeah
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look at that the light the light going up yeah hold on what you doing charleston
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we're not eating guanaly okay i'm lying and say that for y'all trying to beat
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well what we doing nephew i don't know what more we can do we can't make any more noise
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it's past i think 12. man let's get kicked out more time let's get kicked out then
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nigga you want to get kicked out yeah should we actually yeah firework let's do fireworks
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let's do fireworks come on charleston that'd be fire you gotta live life on the edge i want
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if i want the friday iguana y'all no no you said let's get kicked out let's do fireworks go out of
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the bank come on what if you go like what if all the trees start oh my god neon what chocolate just
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melted in my pocket oh hell are you dead ass oh what oh no we're good where's the pizza boxes
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hey it's already done fat who go clean up um um bg's on the citrus you i got you i'm kidding we're
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joking oh is that your girlfriend sorry oh wait let me see that's one with the sister
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no hi how you doing man nice to meet you sister you said
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what's your name she don't like diamonds diamond she doesn't like indian oh my name is mikhail
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ask her if she likes indians um do you like indians oh you got you some
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congratulations brother oh my god i'm gonna pass the phone back to uh
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big bro what they got here oh pop fries listen yeah yeah yeah pop fries with nacho
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cheese look at that where you find a girl named diamond
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at stripper no no no no no yeah my mama name is yo that's crazy you heard that oh god
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diamond's not her real name that's a real name so her real name is diamond destiny
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your mom's ruby now her mom named paradise jeez what's that you guys are from all of all of
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yo yo yo now that's indianapolis man now nah nah well you are my dad my mom and dad been
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together since they was in high school her mom is the head radiologist in all the country
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i promise i'll only take one yes yeah you know he told me to be a bounty hunter don't be weird bro
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do it yeah how do we do it again teach me yeah baby he's jumping the river
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yeah yeah and he slide on his belly in water just to get a good frog
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yeah we're pathetic all righty no you're not stop and he comes from a third world country what do
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you mean by that yeah yeah yeah he came on a banana boat who came on a raft that's different yeah
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yeah yeah yeah yeah oh my god yeah yeah he yeah he came on a boat too they're in a slave trade
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no no no no i was made on the plantation the africans came yeah yeah the niggas was made the
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africans was shipped in and was made that's you know what that's crazy that's great the africans
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was imported and then was made all right let me ask you a question you think you're more athletic
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than the cuban guy uh-uh all right but i ain't never seen no cuban uh jump from the free throw line
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that's fair that's fair that's why we're top tier swimmers a part of me could run still and jump
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that's the black side of course oh you're mixed mixed and then the other part can swim real good
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and that's the cuban side that's it yeah i had swim lessons when i was another grade
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are you serious oh yeah white people are just swimming are you all right look look at you i'm
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skinny right feed me chips and crackers i need some meat i got you i'll give you some meat
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nah you can't give me no motherfucking meat yeah yeah yeah you can't give me no
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give me some meat nah you can't you say you like cuban food nah nah i don't eat cuban food
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i don't like sausage i don't eat cuban sausage hey who hired this y'all better get to heat he's too
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cute to play gay game yeah whoa whoa yeah he's too cute to play gay game yeah yeah which one of them
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cousins are laid on top of you bro oh there's a fly in that no nephew i need you got to feed up
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i don't want no mr jim people you want to go eat some food which one to eat oh let's uh some dj cannon
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some licking finger licking yeah some chicken chicken and water we can go eat oh my god it's
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like bugs coming out of the box let's be realistic here we're not gonna be able to cook food so