Alex Jones Show - 20090807_Fri-2_Alex

00:00:00.000 Thank you.

00:00:29.000 Thank you.

00:01:17.000 I'm going to go.

00:01:22.000 I'm very appreciative of the fact that many of you could join us today for this special broadcast in honor of our wondrous president, Barack H. Obama.

00:01:31.000 I'll tell you a little secret about psychopaths.

00:01:34.000 They enjoy seeing the mindless slaves that they abuse, groveling in fear and confusion, not knowing what's happening to them.

00:01:45.000 And since President Barack Obama and his controllers, because he's just a low-level lying psychopath that likes to read off a teleprompter, since his controllers like to see their handiwork and like to see their true inner self revealed to the public, we're calling on everyone out there across the United States and the world to give the elite what they really want.

00:02:12.000 They're so sick of watching all the bug-eyed slaves buy into Barack Obama and his sweet, happy smile. 0.59

00:02:20.000 That's why we're asking folks to visit InfoWars.com and to print these flyers off and to plaster them across every town and city in the United States.

00:02:33.000 That's why there's a contest of $1,000 for whoever videotapes These posters being tagged across the country and the world.

00:02:43.000 Whoever puts up the most posters and videotapes them, whoever puts them up in the biggest way so the slaves can see what they are and see what Barack Obama and his controllers are doing to them, you win the thousand dollars.

00:02:56.000 We all know the thousand dollars isn't what matters. 0.98

00:03:00.000 What's fun is laughing right back at these psychopathic bastards and telling them that we know exactly who they are and exactly what they're doing and exactly what's going on in their souls and that we see right through their facade! 0.99

00:03:18.000 You know why they call him the Joker? 1.00

00:03:20.000 Because it's a big joke to them that they're poisoning your water supply, and that your children are deformed and get cancer when they're 10 years old.

00:03:29.000 Because it's a big joke to the New World Order, all the things they're doing to you, and how childlike you are.

00:03:36.000 And how much fun it is!

00:03:37.000 Ted Bundy talked about how much fun it was picking up teenage girls and torturing them to death and ripping their teeth out with pliers over days as they beg for their lives as he bit big bloody chunks out of their body!

00:03:49.000 You little kids like to go to movies and see some drug addict hippie acting tough and acting scary!

00:03:56.000 The truth is, what's more wicked than that is DynCorp kidnapping millions of women and children and taking them into slavery, and nothing's being done to them!

00:04:04.000 That's what's funny!

00:04:06.000 What's funny, and why the Joker's laughing all the way to the bank, is because the more they abuse you, the more you enjoy it, just like the Stockholm Syndrome!

00:04:16.000 And so that's why the joke is on you!

00:04:18.000 And that's why it's gonna continue going on, week after week.

00:04:23.000 Month after month, year after year, the joke's on you.

00:04:27.000 What's scary?

00:04:27.000 Somebody in some clown makeup?

00:04:30.000 Because that can get your attention.

00:04:32.000 That freaks you out at a primitive level.

00:04:34.000 Nightmares out of your subconscious.

00:04:37.000 But you're not afraid of some gentlemanly, middle-aged man who sits there talking with a sweet, calm voice, but tremulating with power and dark gulfs of death.

00:04:49.000 When they write in EcoScience, the National Science Czar's own government policy book, how they're poisoning your water supply, how they'll take all children at birth and raise them in government dormitories and do medical experiments on them, and how they'll bring in Total Charity and put implants in your body to control every facet.

00:05:10.000 You know what's funny? 0.75

00:05:11.000 Even though this book's free online at major university websites, you little bastards out there are gonna go watch your TV and your movies, and you're gonna sit there and laugh at me right now and not check any of it out! 0.98

00:05:27.000 Yes! 0.96

00:05:29.000 That's what's so funny about it all!

00:05:32.000 All you men out there who like to wear the trappings of death and destruction and like the violent video games and the ultimate fighting and the culture of the macho and you think death and destruction's cool?

00:05:43.000 Meanwhile, you piss your pants at the sight of a cop.

00:05:46.000 You bow and scrape to the government.

00:05:48.000 You do whatever you're told and they're laughing.

00:05:50.000 Legions of jokers in uniforms.

00:05:53.000 Legions of jokers out there in their fancy costumes that get your attention and you sit there and you submit to them.

00:06:01.000 You love it!

00:06:02.000 Well, we're going to give Barack Obama's controllers what they want.

00:06:06.000 That little narcissistic creature is nothing but a slick Harvard lawyer reading off a teleprompter written by the best speech writers in the country. 0.69

00:06:15.000 How to scam you, how to bamboozle you, how to defraud you of your future, and you love it. 0.59

00:06:21.000 You cheer him all the way, just like you Republicans cheered George W. Bush.

00:06:26.000 Now, that was a joker that didn't need any makeup. 0.80

00:06:28.000 That was somebody whose soul and spirit shined right through the whole world.

00:06:34.000 And if you watch Barack Obama, he's looking more like the Joker every day.

00:06:38.000 As he becomes angry and as he realizes his fraud isn't working anymore on the people.

00:06:43.000 The fun is leaving his face because he was groomed and set up and readied to simply be the primer to bring in a fascist government in the next administration or the administration after that.

00:06:54.000 It was all a mind game.

00:06:56.000 You were meant to learn he was a betrayer. 0.96

00:06:58.000 You were meant to learn he was a fraud.

00:07:01.000 You were meant to learn that he was a servant of the New World Order. 0.83

00:07:05.000 Because the elite are throwing it in your face.

00:07:09.000 But I'll tell you something.

00:07:10.000 The image put up in Southern California by some activists of Barack Obama and his fake, self-assured look in his eyes.

00:07:18.000 He enjoys conning people.

00:07:20.000 He enjoys manipulating people.

00:07:22.000 He enjoys scamming people.

00:07:24.000 He loves the pimp game. 1.00

00:07:26.000 He loves defrauding the bitches. 1.00

00:07:29.000 He loves slapping them upside the head and having them beg him Beg him for more! 0.99

00:07:35.000 He loves the fact he's betrayed you on saying he wouldn't hire any lobbyists, and saying he didn't warrantless wiretapping when he expanded, and saying he would end secret arrest and snatch and grab and detention! 0.78

00:07:45.000 And now all he's done is expanded it to unlimited snatch and grab and detention.

00:07:50.000 He loves the fact that he's expanded the wars.

00:07:52.000 He loves the fact that he's conned you and that he's winning and dominating you.

00:07:57.000 Because at a primitive level he enjoys it.

00:07:59.000 But his masters up above him, they're going to enjoy destroying him politically.

00:08:04.000 As Barack Obama, like George W. Bush and Bill Clinton before him, take the blame for the agenda of the elite.

00:08:13.000 So I'm telling all of you out there, let's give them what they want.

00:08:17.000 They like the fact that their true image is being revealed.

00:08:20.000 Well, we're going to give them more of it than they could ever imagine.

00:08:23.000 All across the United States and the world, people are already visiting InfoWars.com and going to the $1,000 Barack Obama prize page and printing off all the free flyers and plastigering them all across the United States, all across the world.

00:08:42.000 We're going to give them something to cry about for a change instead of laughing at the way we live.

00:08:47.000 The elite laugh at the troops that serve them and take the deadly vaccines.

00:08:51.000 The elite laugh at them breathing the depleted uranium and coming home and dying.

00:08:56.000 The elite laugh at all these mercenaries that serve them and then are destroyed.

00:09:00.000 The elite laugh at the jail guards they hired to take to Afghanistan and Iraq, who after they were done torturing children And their mothers and fathers, they then convicted the very people that followed orders!

00:09:11.000 That is funny to the elite!

00:09:13.000 Because the Joker loves burning one group of people more than anybody else.

00:09:18.000 The Joker loves dominating and controlling other criminal groups.

00:09:23.000 It loves building them up and then destroying them!

00:09:26.000 Tearing them apart!

00:09:27.000 And so all of you would-be psychopaths, and all of you would-be killers out there that think you know evil, and think you know that it's beautiful and wonderful.

00:09:37.000 I want you to look out there upon the Joker's thugs, the Joker's men, the Joker's mod squad, his goon squad, his brown shirts. 1.00

00:09:47.000 Look at them out there, they're pathetic! 1.00

00:09:49.000 Just like the Joker himself is pathetic. 1.00

00:09:53.000 And that, my friends, is the reality. 1.00

00:09:57.000 All of you that buy into evil, all of you that buy into corruption, thinking it's cool to screw somebody else, are going to be screwed by somebody bigger and badder and more evil above you.

00:10:07.000 And there's nothing cute and funny about what's happening in this world. 0.98

00:10:12.000 And it's run by very dark, very serious, very focused psychopaths.

00:10:18.000 And they laugh in their memoirs.

00:10:20.000 They laugh in their public publications, like David Rockefeller four years ago in his autobiography, written by him.

00:10:25.000 His memoir, where he says, I want world government.

00:10:29.000 I want to destroy national sovereignty.

00:10:31.000 I'm guilty as charged!

00:10:32.000 And they laugh and go on the news and tell you there's no such thing.

00:10:35.000 They laugh as the very banks that have stolen $23.7 trillion in the last 10 months in a bipartisan scam sit up there as your financial saviors, telling you they need tens of trillions more.

00:10:46.000 Then the Federal Reserve pays the private banks not to loan to you to further destroy the real economy as it's consolidated and put into their hands.

00:10:55.000 And the criminal jokers that run this society, the criminal jokers that control this society in New York and Chicago, taking their big city mob system nationwide and worldwide, love the fact that they disarmed many of the American people.

00:11:10.000 And in the cities where they've taken the guns, they have the highest crime rates.

00:11:13.000 Then they advertise those high crime rates as a pretext to disarm more of the people in the country so they can be slaves, so the establishment can have their way with them.

00:11:26.000 This is the reality, ladies and gentlemen, because these psychopaths want to have their way with you.

00:11:32.000 The very banks, the very elite families that play different factions off against whole nations and whole peoples.

00:11:40.000 They are in control of this country now.

00:11:42.000 They funded Mao to kill over 60 million.

00:11:44.000 David Rockefeller wrote an op-ed piece for the New York Times bragging about it and how much he loved Mao.

00:11:51.000 They brag about how they funded Hitler. 0.80

00:11:53.000 They brag about how they funded eugenics. 0.64

00:11:55.000 They brag about how they funded Lenin and Stalin, who killed tens of millions.

00:11:58.000 Giant sports stadiums.

00:12:00.000 Hundreds and hundreds of sports stadiums, filled with hundreds of thousands of people per stadiums.

00:12:05.000 Think of that equivalent.

00:12:06.000 That's a lot more evil than somebody in a movie going, I'm afraid the commissioner's going to be killed. 1.00

00:12:15.000 All this crap! 0.99

00:12:16.000 Real evil's all around you and it's in fine suits, with perfectly cut hair, with people trained at Ivy League schools how to lie to you and how to use programming and how to control you! 1.00

00:12:26.000 It's time to wake up and get involved and stop letting them laugh at you!

00:12:31.000 Stop letting them sit there and sneer.

00:12:34.000 Oh, the police in black uniforms and the cameras.

00:12:36.000 And the CPS in England and Texas and other major countries and states.

00:12:42.000 Openly saying they're going to put cameras in new parents' homes.

00:12:45.000 Guilty until proven innocent.

00:12:46.000 And Homeland Security and NORTHCOM and the military are now for the American people.

00:12:51.000 And the DHS reports say it's no longer for Al-Qaeda, which is openly run by the New World Order and those jokers. 0.99

00:12:58.000 They're laughing all the way to the bank on that!

00:13:00.000 Even as the FBI deciphers, the codebreakers come out like Sybil Evans and tell you it's all staged, and tell you Bin Laden worked for the United States government, right up to 9-11, when the government ran drills of flying hijacked jets in the World Trade Center and Pentagon on the morning of 9-11 to confuse NORAD as decoys.

00:13:20.000 Or how the British government ran drills of bombing the exact same bus and trains at the exact same time, exact same location on 7-7.

00:13:26.000 That's the Joker laughing at you in your face!

00:13:29.000 Let me tell you what the Joker is laughing at all you slaves out there.

00:13:36.000 It's when Rupert Murdoch And the X-Files with a lone gunman spinoff six months before 9-11 puts out an episode where the government hijacks a jet by remote control, uses a NORAD drill to make NORAD stand down, and is going to blame it on Afghanistan to start a new war on terror.

00:13:52.000 And they put that on TV.

00:13:54.000 And then I even talked to Dean Haglund, who was in the show, and he said the CIA came to them and planted that story on them and said they wanted that in a made-for-TV show.

00:14:04.000 Now you tell me if that isn't a joke.

00:14:06.000 There's nothing you people won't take.

00:14:15.000 There's no amount of abuse that you don't love.

00:14:18.000 There's no amount of slavery that you won't take!

00:14:21.000 They even... I remember Hillary Clinton a decade ago was asked on television what her favorite book was and she said 1984.

00:14:27.000 And you know why she said 1984?

00:14:30.000 Because that's what they're planning to do to you.

00:14:33.000 Aldous Huxley wrote Brave New World in 1933 about a THX 1138 drug nightmare with shaved heads and CPS raising all the kids in dormitories.

00:14:44.000 He came out in 62 and he said, this was actually our plan.

00:14:47.000 My brother runs the UN UNESCO.

00:14:49.000 We're really going to do this to you early in the next century.

00:14:52.000 It's all real.

00:14:53.000 They all brag.

00:14:55.000 It's so funny to them what they're doing to you.

00:14:57.000 They enjoy it.

00:14:58.000 They like it.

00:14:59.000 And they like hearing about how they're doing it.

00:15:01.000 So like I said, let's go to every town hall meeting they're having and tell them that we don't want their carbon tax.

00:15:07.000 And you talk about jokers.

00:15:09.000 They're telling you what plants breathe.

00:15:11.000 What is the life-giving gas of this planet?

00:15:13.000 Carbon dioxide is listed as a toxic waste like acid.

00:15:18.000 Not even the Joker could come up with something that asinine to feed the slaves, but the public takes it.

00:15:23.000 They love it. 0.80

00:15:23.000 They enjoy it. 0.80

00:15:25.000 And it goes on and on.

00:15:26.000 The more outrageous Congressman John Conyers comes out and says it's bad to read the bills!

00:15:32.000 Ha ha ha!

00:15:33.000 Written by foreign lobbyists stealing everything you've got! 1.00

00:15:36.000 And they come out and lie to you and say that the health care bill doesn't take over health care and won't run your life and you buy that!

00:15:42.000 There's nothing you people won't buy, there's nothing you won't give in to, there's nothing you don't love!

00:15:48.000 And I was talking to a radio host the other day, a TV host named Max Keiser.

00:15:52.000 And you know what he told me?

00:15:53.000 He made a good point.

00:15:56.000 And the point's been made many times by many other people in history.

00:15:59.000 Thomas Jefferson, that terrorist to the Jokers, that all that evil men and tyrants need to flourish is that good men and women do nothing.

00:16:08.000 Or as Einstein put it, the most evil people in the world are there, but they're not the real danger.

00:16:15.000 The danger is the people that will do nothing. 0.90

00:16:17.000 There's always going to be evil, corrupt, slick-talking New World Order trash and control freaks And the reason they've taken over our world is because we became lazy and decadent and soft and got in the position of deciding that accepting corruption was okay when it's not. 0.95

00:16:34.000 When it's not okay! 0.98

00:16:36.000 Unless you want to get hurt real bad.

00:16:39.000 Unless you want to be absolutely dominated and enslaved.

00:16:42.000 It is time for all of you to decide what you're going to do.

00:16:51.000 There's three kinds of people in this world.

00:16:53.000 There's people that know about the evil and decide to fight it.

00:16:58.000 There's people who know about the evil and decide to join it. 0.99

00:17:02.000 And there's the people that don't know about the evil, and they're the vast majority, and they're completely stupid, and mindless, and idiotic, and they're used by the wicked small minority to dominate and go after the evil's main enemy, and that is the awake good people. 0.99

00:17:19.000 And if you could only understand the mind of the enemy, the mind of the elite, all the horrible things they do to you, You know, I didn't realize the elites joke until years ago. 0.99

00:17:29.000 I've never really even seen the first Batman.

00:17:32.000 And they've got one of the characters in it.

00:17:36.000 I think it's even the Joker.

00:17:37.000 And he's poisoning different cosmetics as binary weapons that then mix together to poison people. 0.89

00:17:44.000 And then he's got a drug company that sells them the cure.

00:17:47.000 And in that very speech in that, They've got the famous actor in there.

00:17:52.000 Before he talks to him, he says, yeah, just like we staged the Gulf of Tonkin and other terror attacks.

00:17:57.000 And then the villain goes, yes, well, now I'm poisoning the different products.

00:18:01.000 And when they combine them together, it poisons them!

00:18:05.000 That was people 15 years ago or whenever that movie came out.

00:18:11.000 It's got the guy who gives them the gold watch in the Pulp Fiction.

00:18:15.000 What's that guy's name?

00:18:16.000 Which Batman is that?

00:18:20.000 That's Batman 2?

00:18:22.000 Burmese?

00:18:24.000 Look at you in there!

00:18:25.000 Go find out which one that is and give me the name.

00:18:30.000 Christopher Walken.

00:18:31.000 He talks about the Gulf of Tonkin.

00:18:31.000 It's that one.

00:18:33.000 Now they're poisoning the food and water.

00:18:35.000 They love letting you know.

00:18:37.000 The Jokers love the little inside joke.

00:18:40.000 They enjoy it so much.

00:18:42.000 It's so good. 0.88

00:18:43.000 You will be cowards and lie to yourselves and decide that this isn't real.

00:18:48.000 But for those of you out there that don't think this is a joke, for those of you that understand the criminals are running the asylum, and that they want to have a blood feast on us, like they had in Communist China, 60 plus million, and Soviet Russia, 50 plus million, and Hitler, 40 plus million, total dead, including 20 million Germans. 0.99

00:19:07.000 If you want to be part of this blood feast, you are invited to dinner, but on the table, like a suckling hog!

00:19:14.000 If you don't want to be part of this, you've got to get active and aggressive. 0.99

00:19:17.000 And the scumbag psycho elites don't like what's happening, because they're not just hunting us and our water and food now, and openly announcing they're terraforming to cause droughts and floods that run us into submission to them. 0.99

00:19:28.000 They're now getting scared, because all over the world, from China, to France, to England, from Canada, to the United States, finally the drugged out, brainwashed masses Are going to every town hall, Republican and Democrat, and shouting them down, and Obama's goons, his thugs, his Joker crew, are beating them up and screaming the N-word as they beat up blacks that don't serve Obama, the eugenics master. 0.99

00:19:53.000 And the people are rising up and saying, no, the United States is on the verge of peaceful revolution. 0.80

00:19:57.000 And so the elites are going to try to, why do you think they've geared up this giant police state and this giant grid?

00:20:03.000 Why do you think they're going to use the stage flu outbreak as a pretext to bring in martial law and control if we don't get the word out and stop them?

00:20:12.000 Oh, yes!

00:20:15.000 Oh, it's your choice out there what you're going to do.

00:20:18.000 It's your decision if you're going to be part of this.

00:20:19.000 Get out there and get these flyers and get them out to everybody you know right now.

00:20:25.000 Plaster them everywhere.

00:20:26.000 We'll see how the New World Order and how the establishment likes that and go out to every city council meeting.

00:20:32.000 Don't just go to these congressman meetings.

00:20:33.000 Go to city council where it's live on cable and live on TV.

00:20:37.000 And go to public press conferences of the governors.

00:20:39.000 And go to the mayor's press conferences.

00:20:41.000 Look on their schedules.

00:20:42.000 Show up everywhere.

00:20:43.000 Don't let them put out their facade, their clown makeup, that everything's funny and okay when it's not! 0.55

00:20:49.000 Don't let them sit there and run their scams!

00:20:51.000 Go to all their events and peacefully, as you're right, as free human beings, take over those events with truth and justice! 0.99

00:20:58.000 There's more of us out there than there are of these little bastard jokers. 1.00

00:21:02.000 These little weak, greedy bastards that want to control the whole future of society and destiny! 1.00

00:21:08.000 Go to Infowars.com and click on the big banner that says the Obama Joker Contest. 1.00

00:21:14.000 And even if you don't win the contest, you win in the end for war. 0.56

00:21:18.000 Spreading the word, getting involved, and playing a joke on them for once!

00:21:25.000 Oh, yes!

00:21:27.000 Oh, I love it!

00:21:29.000 Oh, it's so good!

00:21:31.000 Look at them out there.

00:21:32.000 You know how things will end for them.

00:21:34.000 Oh, yeah!

00:21:37.000 I'm feeling good tonight.

00:21:39.000 I just want you to know that right now.

00:21:42.000 I'm feeling real good right now.

00:21:45.000 And I'm loving every minute of it.

00:21:49.000 Standing up against these jokers that think it's funny and think what they're doing's good.

00:21:56.000 Cause I can feel the sleeping giant rising up to smash them.

00:22:01.000 I can feel the dynamic human spirit. 1.00

00:22:04.000 Then refuse us to submit to these weak, pathetic control freaks! 1.00

00:22:09.000 RISING UP! 1.00

00:22:11.000 For the joke is on them!

00:22:13.000 Ha ha! 0.86

00:22:13.000 The joke is on them! 0.86

00:22:15.000 It's all on them!

00:22:17.000 It's all on them!

00:22:19.000 All of it!

00:22:20.000 All of us on them!

00:22:21.000 All of us on them! 0.96

00:22:23.000 Every stinking bit of it! 0.90

00:22:25.000 Every little bit! 0.94

00:22:26.000 Oh, God!

00:22:27.000 Oh, I'm getting a little hot here!

00:22:29.000 I'm getting a little wild here!

00:22:31.000 I don't know what to do!

00:22:33.000 Oh, it's so much fun!

00:22:34.000 Oh, yes!

00:22:35.000 The new alarm is going down!

00:22:40.000 Get out there and get fired up! 1.00

00:22:42.000 Let these bastards know we're human! 1.00

00:22:44.000 Let them know we're not submitting to them! 1.00

00:22:49.000 Yeah!

00:22:49.000 Go back to retransmission!

00:22:51.000 Go back to retransmission!

00:22:53.000 And then get out there and let them know that you're not their slaves! 0.99

00:22:57.000 Let them know that you're not going along with their propaganda!

00:23:01.000 Let them know you're not drinking their water and eating their GMO sterilization food!

00:23:05.000 Let them know you've broken their spell!

00:23:07.000 Let them know you've seen through their fancy teleprompters and all their lies!

00:23:12.000 And let them know you're a human being who's standing up against them!

00:23:15.000 I'm gonna have to laugh.

Alex Jones Show - August 07, 2009

20090807_Fri-2_Alex

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