Alex Jones Show - January 01, 2001


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Episode Stats

Length

13 minutes

Words per Minute

156.33376

Word Count

2,061

Sentence Count

174

Misogynist Sentences

6

Hate Speech Sentences

2


Summary

On today's show, we have a special guest on the show, Alex Blumberg. Alex is a standup comedian, writer, and podcaster. He is also the host of the radio show "The Blame Game Show" and host of "Blame It On Us" on Comedy Central. Alex has been a long time friend of mine and I think he's a great guy. He's been in the business for a long long time and I really appreciate his courage in taking the stand for what he believes in.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 And that was all biological weapons.
00:00:02.000 Private people's land being used to experiment in the Colorado region because it simulated the Soviet Union.
00:00:09.000 And they just mutilated the cattle.
00:00:11.000 They infected them with various viruses.
00:00:13.000 People got sick.
00:00:14.000 And like I said, after 16,000 and 10,000 people, over 10,000 cattle were found that had been abused.
00:00:22.000 And then even before that, they were experimenting on the subways with chemical weapons inside a pump.
00:00:27.000 I don't know about this anthrax thing, but for some reason it doesn't make a whole lot of sense, and I don't know exactly what's going on.
00:00:57.000 It might be with a certain situation going on in the Middle East that they feel they can get away with this kind of thing.
00:01:03.000 If you want to call, I appreciate it, or if you just want to bring it up in the show, that's going to be very important.
00:01:08.000 Thank you.
00:01:09.000 I think you're doing a great job.
00:01:11.000 God bless.
00:01:14.000 To repeat this message...
00:01:16.000 ...about two laws that are out that are really oppressive.
00:01:23.000 The first one is called the Digital Millennium Copyright Act, or DMCA. And under that, if you so much as write software, release software that anybody can use to copy materials illegally, you could go to jail.
00:01:39.000 And there's actually somebody already in jail for this.
00:01:42.000 You can go to splashdot.org to find out a little bit of information about the MCA. The new one that's coming out is called the SSSA, and that is a really impressive one.
00:01:51.000 I think that...
00:01:53.000 I don't think I could do it justice over the telephone, but I think you should look it up, and I wish you lots of luck.
00:01:58.000 Thank you.
00:01:58.000 Thank you.
00:01:59.000 Bye.
00:01:59.000 Story short, I'm not from here.
00:02:03.000 One thing that you don't mention, that I agree with everything that you say, and I'm very, and felt very enlightened to watch the program, but one thing that you haven't hit on is the genocide of fathers.
00:02:16.000 Eliminating fathers, the head of the house, is the first step to eliminating the leadership, eliminating the unity of the family.
00:02:25.000 Thus, it's easy to separate and conquer.
00:02:29.000 And the kids have no head of the house.
00:02:33.000 Women don't lead the house.
00:02:34.000 They don't know how to do it.
00:02:36.000 If you would give this some thought, and I will write or put some stuff on your email in the future, because I've just now discovered you, and we do need to do some networking.
00:02:50.000 Thank you so much.
00:02:51.000 Wanted to let you know about something I heard on the news.
00:02:57.000 Maybe you want to, I haven't heard you talk about it on your show yet.
00:03:00.000 I heard it, I guess, earlier this week about if you're charged with a sex crime or just indicted for any other crime.
00:03:08.000 You don't have to be convicted or found guilty, just indicted for any crime or just plain charged with a sex crime.
00:03:17.000 Your DNA can now be taken from you with a court order and stored in a government database.
00:03:24.000 I just thought maybe if you heard about that, talk about it on your show.
00:03:29.000 Thanks, Alex.
00:03:30.000 And I heard this was a comment line, and I just wanted to say that I think you're really brave.
00:03:36.000 I really like what you're doing, man, and I think it's totally awesome.
00:03:40.000 I hope you get this, man.
00:03:42.000 Awesome.
00:03:42.000 God bless you.
00:03:43.000 Bye.
00:03:47.000 I got a comment for you, for all you pig-headed, what you consider highly conservative, very far right-wingers, and your whole view on guns.
00:03:59.000 Let me tell you something about guns.
00:04:00.000 My father is a principal of about 35 years of school, and for the last three years, my father's had a gun pulled on him by as young as a fifth grader.
00:04:10.000 Should parents be turned in for having guns in the household?
00:04:14.000 I turn in everybody I know under the age of 21 that owns a gun.
00:04:19.000 There's not a damn reason for any human being in this country to own a pistol.
00:04:23.000 If you can explain a really good one, I think that you would probably impress a whole lot of people because I don't know of any reason why a pistol is made other than to kill another human being.
00:04:33.000 I don't see a whole lot of fucking people going out there shooting deers with pistols.
00:04:38.000 Guns kill people, not people kill people.
00:04:44.000 A fifth grader, who hasn't even had a chance to make up his own mind on what he is or who he is, pulls a gun on a principal because he doesn't like being held out of recess for beating up another kid.
00:04:57.000 And you tell me that that doesn't fall on the parents?
00:05:01.000 What are you going to do, put the fifth grader in jail?
00:05:03.000 Dude, you need to...
00:05:05.000 ...and experience what real-life people are having to do.
00:05:09.000 My father does this 35 years, and he makes $500 a year.
00:05:13.000 To deal with 5th graders pulling guns on them.
00:05:16.000 Three years in a row he's had a gun pulled on them.
00:05:18.000 You know what I did?
00:05:19.000 I walked down to this school and fucked up.
00:05:21.000 They want to pull a gun?
00:05:22.000 Pull a gun on his son.
00:05:24.000 Kids don't have that much balls.
00:05:26.000 I'm kind of a boat up.
00:05:30.000 Dude, you don't even know what the fuck.
00:05:33.000 You come on this television and all you do is talk shit.
00:05:39.000 I admit there's some cops out of line.
00:05:40.000 But you know what?
00:05:41.000 If you don't like it, there's some hellaciously good deals that you can go live in and bitch about that.
00:05:48.000 Go move.
00:05:49.000 Leave.
00:05:50.000 Nobody's really...
00:05:52.000 Other than people that really get pissed off.
00:05:56.000 And if my father...
00:05:59.000 Dude, you would be a sad, sad...
00:06:02.000 I'm turning parents for owning guns.
00:06:06.000 Dude, I'll turn in every damn parent I know that owns a pistol.
00:06:09.000 They got the same mind frame as these deer hunters that go out there.
00:06:13.000 Ooh, I'm a big man.
00:06:15.000 I shot a big dog.
00:06:16.000 I shot three times and finally hit him on the third one.
00:06:18.000 You stupid.
00:06:20.000 I want to tell you, Alex, that your programs are my favorite programs on television.
00:06:30.000 And I watch them repeatedly over and over again.
00:06:35.000 I search out the entire cable channels daily when I'm home looking for your shows.
00:06:43.000 Even though I've seen them repeatedly, I'll keep watching them rather than the garbage that's on all the other channels because I consider your quality programs the only ones that really emanate and give out the full truth and real quality.
00:07:04.000 Other than old reruns of Andy Griffiths or I Love Lucy, you're number one.
00:07:10.000 Your show is all of them.
00:07:12.000 I thank you for being there, speaking out, speaking the truth, and I just wanted you to know you have a lot of fans who are trying very hard out there to do something about the things you're saying and make the world better.
00:07:28.000 But it's very hard.
00:07:29.000 There's so many walls up.
00:07:32.000 But Alex, God bless you.
00:07:34.000 You are my favorite, and I could listen to you all day and all night.
00:07:39.000 I wish you had live shows more than once a week.
00:07:43.000 But I am watching your reruns repeatedly.
00:07:47.000 God bless you.
00:07:49.000 Hang in there, and don't ever stop being on TV. I hope you won't.
00:07:55.000 Bye.
00:07:56.000 Bye.
00:08:06.000 Remember that.
00:08:07.000 I'll talk to you later.
00:08:09.000 I like your evaluation of things.
00:08:18.000 I think you're right on.
00:08:19.000 My puzzlement is how can we as citizens actually, other than calling the White House, what else can we do?
00:08:34.000 I mean, it's a scary thing that's happening to think that our own government has turned upon us.
00:08:40.000 I don't know if it's been happening for years.
00:08:42.000 You know, it's just like we're trapped.
00:08:45.000 We're already like in a prison sort of thing, you know, because they've got us.
00:08:50.000 And they can destroy 5,000 at a time.
00:08:53.000 I mean, what can a private citizen do?
00:08:56.000 I mean, mobilize?
00:08:57.000 I don't know.
00:08:58.000 Call me back.
00:09:00.000 Hey, Alex.
00:09:01.000 Just saw the show about voluntary human extinction.
00:09:05.000 I don't know about complete extinction of the human race, but I think you have to admit that the numbers are ridiculously high and that we need to put incentives into place to make people stop having so many children.
00:09:18.000 And I think they make a lot of valid points.
00:09:22.000 And I thought you were a little bullying with him, actually.
00:09:25.000 I watch the show.
00:09:26.000 I enjoy the show.
00:09:28.000 You know, please don't bully somebody like that.
00:09:30.000 The guy was making some excellent points.
00:09:32.000 Thanks.
00:09:34.000 Oh, Mr. Jones, I just happened to be watching your program today, and I have a comment about the Austin City utilities, the light, where they charge you an extra amount of money even when you're not using the services.
00:09:52.000 So that's my...
00:09:54.000 I guess that's my complaint because I've called them twice and I feel like they're unjustified in charging me so much because I'm a single lady, I work at night, and there's hardly no one, if there's no one in my home and I'm sleeping most of the day, the thing that's on most would be my TV and I cut my air conditioner off when it stopped being so hot and then they still want to charge me an exuberant amount of money and they never on the bill show.
00:10:20.000 Where you sent your payment, they always just add it on.
00:10:23.000 Their method, it just stinks.
00:10:26.000 Okay, thanks.
00:10:27.000 I hope you understood what I said.
00:10:29.000 Bye.
00:10:34.000 It is approximately, you know, 10 till 8 on Thursday night.
00:10:40.000 I was trying to touch your show to tell you that for the first time in 51 years, I have registered to vote.
00:10:49.000 Because Mike is on the venue here.
00:10:55.000 And I hope to God that I get to vote for him.
00:10:57.000 And because everything is just all screwed up.
00:11:01.000 I mean, there's finally somebody worth voting for.
00:11:04.000 Anyway, that's why I'm calling.
00:11:06.000 I'm calling to tell you that.
00:11:09.000 Hey, this is John.
00:11:11.000 I'm calling about...
00:11:12.000 I was in Killeen the other day, and I went to buy a beer.
00:11:17.000 And they asked me for my ID. They took my ID and then they ran it through a scanner.
00:11:23.000 And then I asked the woman what the deal was and why she was running my ID through a scanner.
00:11:28.000 And she said that it was some new system that 7-Eleven has just incorporated.
00:11:33.000 And I hadn't seen that in Austin or any of the other 7-Elevens I've ever been to.
00:11:38.000 And I was just curious if you knew anything about that.
00:11:41.000 And I didn't want her to swipe it.
00:11:44.000 But she did it before I had a chance.
00:11:46.000 She just grabbed it, took a look at it, and wiped it, and then told me it was some kind of new system that they had, and that was the only way that I could buy alcohol there.
00:11:56.000 So I was concerned about that, and I wanted to know if you knew anything about it.
00:12:01.000 Anyway, this is Mark, man.
00:12:03.000 I'm fixing to join the Army, man.
00:12:06.000 It's a tripped-out thing I'm up against, man.
00:12:09.000 I'm hoping that maybe he has some input, man.
00:12:11.000 I'm a 385-13.
00:12:17.000 All right, man.
00:12:18.000 God bless you, too, man.
00:12:19.000 Later.
00:12:20.000 My name is Gus, and I'm calling.
00:12:23.000 People have told me about the show, and I just got cable, and I was checking it out.
00:12:28.000 I don't know, man.
00:12:29.000 I mean, it's weird.
00:12:30.000 What you're saying is totally against everything we've studied.
00:12:34.000 I mean, I'm a political science, you know.
00:12:36.000 I've been taking political science classes, and it's totally against everything that I've known.
00:12:42.000 I mean, I've heard people talk to me and talk to me about it, and I've never really checked it out until now.
00:12:47.000 I'm watching on the air, man, and I mean, some of it I can believe, some of it I can't.
00:12:52.000 I think probably just, you know, ignorant.
00:12:55.000 But, I mean, I have family members in the Army and stuff, so, I don't know.
00:12:59.000 I'd really like to see, you know, I don't know.
00:13:02.000 It's kind of unbelievable what I'm hearing, because my goal is to be a politician, and I know small-town life.
00:13:10.000 That's the only way I know.