Alex Jones Show - Howard Stern Interviews Alex Jones

00:00:00.000 Alex Jones is a radio host.

00:00:07.000 He, uh...

00:00:09.000 He's on a lot of...

00:00:11.000 I don't even know how many...

00:00:12.000 Alex, how many stations are you on?

00:00:15.000 Around 150, Howard.

00:00:16.000 It's great to be here with you and Robin and the whole crew.

00:00:18.000 It's crazy to be here.

00:00:20.000 I've been listening to you for more than 20 years.

00:00:21.000 Well, great to have you on.

00:00:22.000 Good morning.

00:00:23.000 Because we saw you on Piers Morgan.

00:00:25.000 And really enjoyed it.

00:00:27.000 We loved it.

00:00:28.000 I think it was the best Piers Morgan appearance I've ever seen.

00:00:31.000 Well, folks liked it, and they said it was the highest ratings they've had in their entire two-year history.

00:00:36.000 But I ran into Piers Morgan in Houston a few weeks ago, and he said they're basically scared to have me back on.

00:00:42.000 Why?

00:00:42.000 Why would they be scared of you?

00:00:44.000 I guess they're afraid of ratings.

00:00:45.000 Well, he said on video, I actually caught it on video down in Houston, he said, we don't want to give you that much attention.

00:00:51.000 And I'm like, no, no, no.

00:00:52.000 It's having controversy on your show that gave you attention and made it the number one story in the United States for a whole week, Piers.

00:00:59.000 Well, yeah, I mean, look, the fact that you have an opinion, a strong opinion, and you're arguing with Piers Morgan, that's always good theater, is it not?

00:01:07.000 I mean, as a radio guy, we know that's good theater.

00:01:10.000 Sure.

00:01:10.000 I mean, look, I was in a bad mood.

00:01:12.000 They were kind of being jerks behind the scenes.

00:01:14.000 What was it like when you showed up?

00:01:15.000 What was it like when you showed up to CNN, Alex?

00:01:18.000 Were they welcoming to you?

00:01:21.000 They were welcoming, but I've been in that very studio area.

00:01:25.000 Twice before, and it was really nice.

00:01:27.000 Now it was kind of rotting.

00:01:28.000 The bathrooms were real dirty.

00:01:31.000 Oh, dear.

00:01:32.000 Listen, well, I mean, they admit CNN's, but basically on the verge of collapsing, they've got a whole reorganization going on.

00:01:39.000 But it basically had the smell of death in there and failure.

00:01:43.000 And they were really angry.

00:01:44.000 And then I have a little bit of a pot belly right in front of me.

00:01:48.000 They said, look, he's not wearing a jacket.

00:01:50.000 Belly.

00:01:50.000 And said, move him out front with the chairs.

00:01:53.000 And they promised not to put victims on right before me.

00:01:56.000 And sure enough, they did that.

00:01:58.000 And Piers was kind of cold behind the scenes.

00:02:00.000 And then I said, look, I'm going to make my points.

00:02:03.000 And he was trying to run over me, so I just dominated him.

00:02:06.000 You see, Piers always dominates everybody else.

00:02:08.000 So I decided just to give it to him with both barrels.

00:02:11.000 When you go on these shows, because you're a confrontational radio host, do you get nervous at all?

00:02:18.000 Do you sit there and go, oh, God, here's another day at the office.

00:02:21.000 I've got to go fight with this guy.

00:02:23.000 I mean, isn't it a lot more comfortable just to do your own show and do your own thing?

00:02:28.000 Yes, in fact, they begged me to go to New York, so I did it.

00:02:31.000 And I'll be honest, I've gotten more and more reclusive just in my own office, my own crew.

00:02:37.000 I just want to go home or I just want to, you know, go hang out with friends.

00:02:40.000 It is not fun to go battle these people.

00:02:42.000 And I think that's part of the irritation is just that once I got there, he was an empty suit.

00:02:49.000 I mean, I'm excited to get up at 5 a.m.

00:02:52.000 and come on your show because I feel like I know you from listening to you so much.

00:02:56.000 But somebody like Piers Morgan And I'm not saying he might not be a nice person himself, but as a media person, he is a pure hatchet man with an agenda, and so I just called him on it.

00:03:08.000 Yeah, I mean, you know, you have said that you were scared even to go to New York because you do have conspiracy theories, and you were afraid they were plotting to kill you in New York, right?

00:03:16.000 Oh, no.

00:03:17.000 Well, I mean, just to be honest, I mean, I've snuck into Bohemian Grove, I've covered Skull and Bones, I've covered military operations, I've been arrested in New York.

00:03:26.000 uh...

00:03:26.000 for demonstrating things like that it was after well first They wanted to drive me the five or six blocks and pick us up.

00:03:33.000 And I said, you know what?

00:03:34.000 I want to walk down to the CNN building.

00:03:37.000 And so they had cops in plain clothes that kept popping out.

00:03:40.000 I even caught some of them on video going, hey Alex, where are you going?

00:03:43.000 You planning something?

00:03:44.000 And then when I left, they were following us.

00:03:47.000 And it looked like cops from the movie Goodfellas or something.

00:03:51.000 And then at our hotel, they were waiting for us.

00:03:53.000 And I said, you know what?

00:03:54.000 I think I'm going to get in a cab.

00:03:56.000 We're already flying out of New Jersey.

00:03:58.000 I said, let's just drive out.

00:03:59.000 Stay in New Jersey and fly out the next morning.

00:04:02.000 So, yes, my spidey sense, which, I mean, I rarely get up and leave someplace.

00:04:07.000 I had a bad feeling with a bunch of New York detectives following me around.

00:04:10.000 I got out of the city.

00:04:11.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:04:12.000 And you live in Texas, and that's your thing.

00:04:14.000 What, are you a married guy?

00:04:15.000 Yes, I am.

00:04:16.000 Yeah, and you got kids?

00:04:17.000 Three of them.

00:04:18.000 And so that's your life now.

00:04:19.000 And when did you start in radio?

00:04:20.000 I don't know your whole history, Alex.

00:04:22.000 I started in radio 17 years ago.

00:04:26.000 Right.

00:04:26.000 And I started out on KJFK, an affiliate that carried your show that was number one in the city at that time.

00:04:33.000 And then I was on the weekends at first, and then it got high ratings, so they moved me to weeknights.

00:04:39.000 And about two years after I was on local radio, I got syndicated.

00:04:43.000 And basically where I dominate is on the Internet with Infowars.com and my other news site, PrisonPlanet.com.

00:04:49.000 Were you ever a music guy?

00:04:50.000 Did you ever, like, play?

00:04:52.000 Yeah, what did you do before?

00:04:53.000 No, no.

00:04:54.000 I mean, I'm only 39, so I was basically in college, and they were telling me America was bad, the Second Amendment was bad, the Founding Fathers were bad, and I'd already read a lot of history, and I thought, man, this is authoritarianism.

00:05:06.000 What college were you going to?

00:05:07.000 I was going to a local community college here in Austin, Texas.

00:05:10.000 Right, and so you started to develop your theories, and then you got right on the radio?

00:05:13.000 Who put you on the radio first?

00:05:16.000 The local station, because I started out on Access Television, and the general manager said, we're flipping from Hard Rock to talk, and we're going to have Howard Stern on in the morning, G. Gordon Liddy in the afternoons, a bunch of other shows.

00:05:29.000 And so that's how I got my start pretty much right away.

00:05:32.000 Your family must have been shocked.

00:05:33.000 You weren't a guy who fantasized about being on the radio.

00:05:36.000 What were you planning on being?

00:05:39.000 Well, we've got a ranch. 0.69

00:05:41.000 I was looking at ranch management.

00:05:43.000 I was also looking at maybe working for the Forest Service or something, because I'm a big outdoorsman.

00:05:47.000 I never wanted to even be in politics.

00:05:49.000 I was going to community college while I worked another job, and I was about to go to the University of Texas, and just every class was a bunch of socialist brainwashing, and so I thought, you know what?

00:06:01.000 I was already kind of a history buff, and I'd read a lot of history books, and I thought, I've seen this before.

00:06:06.000 This is authoritarianism, and I thought, I'm going to go down and do an AXS TV show because I started listening to talk radio and I started calling in to the shows and I wanted to be able to talk for more than just a minute.

00:06:20.000 I wanted to defend the Second Amendment.

00:06:21.000 I wanted to defend property rights.

00:06:23.000 I wanted to defend America instead of hearing it being run down every day.

00:06:28.000 And I wanted to defend the real America, not the big corporate imperial America that we were already becoming as more of a libertarian kind of paleo-conservative, not a mainline conservative, kind of a Ron Paul-type conservative.

00:06:38.000 And so I just had a hunger to fight for liberty, and just day one had success, but it grew slowly.

00:06:45.000 Also, I'm surprised you hate Glenn Beck so much.

00:06:49.000 I mean, it seems like you guys are on the same page with a lot of stuff.

00:06:52.000 Not really, no.

00:06:52.000 Yeah, no.

00:06:53.000 I mean, Beck's into, like, you know, stockpiling food and everything, getting ready for the apocalypse, and he's warning people about it.

00:06:59.000 I mean, you know.

00:07:00.000 Did you do that?

00:07:01.000 Well, the only reason I've said get ready is because the government's buying 2 billion bullets now.

00:07:06.000 It was 1.6 billion a month ago.

00:07:08.000 The government's buying armored vehicles.

00:07:09.000 The government's stockpiling food.

00:07:11.000 The government's acting like things are going to collapse because of the derivatives and all the financial.

00:07:15.000 What are you afraid of, seriously?

00:07:17.000 What do you think is going to be happening?

00:07:18.000 That's what I wanted to know.

00:07:19.000 I wanted to know who was after him in New York and what's going on.

00:07:22.000 Yeah, what is going on?

00:07:23.000 I mean, it's kind of hard to sum up your whole philosophy, but what do you think is going on?

00:07:30.000 What I think is going on is that the United States, and this is all on record, in fact, I actually just posted up at Infowars.com, wake yourself and others up with these free Alex Jones films, information for listeners of the Howard Stern Show, so that people can go see the Army manual that I have in front of me, Internment and Resettlement Operations, FM 3-39.40.

00:07:53.000 And it's not that I'm trying to scare people.

00:07:55.000 If we don't realize that we have tyranny growing in this country, bipartisan, because special interests can just buy off the government and then control the whole economy instead of competing, if we don't admit that we have these dangers, we'll get another Stalin or Hitler or Mao.

00:08:10.000 That's just the way these cycles work.

00:08:12.000 And the United States is not immune from this tyranny.

00:08:15.000 It can and has happened here.

00:08:18.000 We are now in the first stages of what will become a very deep tyranny.

00:08:26.000 This is beyond Orwellian.

00:08:45.000 Robert Gibbs, the former spokesman, just came out on MSNBC yesterday.

00:08:50.000 The video is up on the side if you want to go You can find it, maybe even play it.

00:08:53.000 It's like 20 seconds long.

00:08:54.000 And he says, listen, as soon as I became White House Press Secretary, they said, look, this drone program that's illegal, killing people without warrants, without any proof, all over the world, you're to say it doesn't exist.

00:09:06.000 And Gibbs says, but it's on record it exists.

00:09:08.000 And they said, look, just do it.

00:09:10.000 And he said, this is like...

00:09:12.000 The Wizard of Oz and the man behind the curtain saying it doesn't exist.

00:09:17.000 So even Gibbs is coming out saying it's a total fraud.

00:09:21.000 That's what I'm worried about.

00:09:22.000 Is that our basic Bill of Rights and Constitution is being eroded.

00:09:26.000 And when there's no checks and balances, automatically the worst tyrants in government, in corporations, in the culture, will automatically rise to the top.

00:09:35.000 So a lot of dudes like you really do believe in...

00:09:38.000 I mean, listen, that's what the whole second...

00:09:40.000 Well, I don't disbelieve what he said.

00:09:42.000 Right.

00:09:42.000 I'd be saying the whole Second Amendment was about, hey, if things get out of control, the people will have arms and then they can go and fight the government that becomes corrupt, right?

00:09:51.000 I mean, That's why you're for the Second Amendment and for no gun limits whatsoever, right?

00:09:56.000 Sure.

00:09:57.000 I mean, look, it's not like in a perfect world if angels were running things that gun restrictions wouldn't actually save lives.

00:10:03.000 Here's the problem.

00:10:05.000 Some gun restrictions.

00:10:06.000 I mean, obviously, you can't give guns to five-year-olds and let them walk down the street.

00:10:10.000 But the issue is, all over the world, global corporate interest...

00:10:14.000 You name it.

00:10:15.000 Governments throughout modern history have taken the firearms to oppress.

00:10:19.000 And it's in the UN treaty that they believe citizens shouldn't be able to own guns.

00:10:23.000 They actually state that the state should have a monopoly of force.

00:10:27.000 And everywhere that the gun grabbers are in control, like New York, like Chicago, they have total gunmans for the basic citizenry.

00:10:36.000 It's almost impossible to get a gun permit unless you know all the right people.

00:10:39.000 And then, you know, the mayor and folks have their own armed bodyguard bubble, but they're trying to...

00:10:44.000 So the issue here is they're disingenuous.

00:10:47.000 They don't want the guns at the top because they want to save children.

00:10:52.000 Adam Lanza tried to buy guns five times the month before in New Haven there in Sandy Hook and was unable to.

00:11:00.000 The gun restrictions are for the law-abiding citizens because it's the instinct of the tyrants to always disarm people.

00:11:08.000 That they want to oppress.

00:11:10.000 And the system's been disingenuous, and people now know, hey, you're not trying to get the guns for reasonable restrictions.

00:11:17.000 You want the guns as part of an overall attack on the entire Bill of Rights.

00:11:21.000 I mean, look, five years ago they said, conspiracy theory, the NSA isn't listening to the general public.

00:11:26.000 Now they just admit they're listening to us.

00:11:28.000 But, Alex, don't you lose people when, like, first of all, I love the whole Glenn Beck thing.

00:11:32.000 He called you a terrible spokesman for gun rights.

00:11:35.000 And you called him despicable.

00:11:37.000 And you said you're sick and tired of him.

00:11:39.000 He's a punk.

00:11:40.000 I still think you guys are on the same sort of political bent.

00:11:43.000 I don't even understand the Bible.

00:11:45.000 I'm not so sure.

00:11:46.000 Why?

00:11:46.000 Why are you not sure?

00:11:48.000 Because he's just basically saying that, you know, there are these laws in the Constitution and people are trying to usurp our powers by blaming, you know...

00:12:02.000 By saying, you know, you can keep guns out of a maniac's hands.

00:12:06.000 And so we'll keep them out of everybody's hands to do that.

00:12:08.000 That's not the way you make a law.

00:12:10.000 And the Constitution already says you can have a gun.

00:12:14.000 But, Alex, don't you lose people with...

00:12:18.000 Although, I mean, listen, you're a radio guy.

00:12:20.000 You've got to be a performer, too, and you've got to hold an audience.

00:12:23.000 If you keep upping the ante with, like, you know, like you said, Mayor Bloomberg probably hired the mafia or undercover cops.

00:12:31.000 That poses crackheads to kill you while you're in New York City, you know, during the Piers Morgan thing.

00:12:36.000 That's where you start to lose people because you're like, you know what I mean?

00:12:41.000 You could probably run for office or something if you didn't go after the really far out there conspiracy theories.

00:12:47.000 Listen, Howard, I totally agree with you that that sounds crazy.

00:12:51.000 Right, right.

00:12:52.000 Here's the deal.

00:12:52.000 It happened, so I talked about it.

00:12:54.000 I've never...

00:12:55.000 Put out something saying they're coming after us.

00:12:58.000 Look out, this is going on.

00:12:59.000 I was sick when I went to New York, had the flu.

00:13:01.000 I was throwing up in the CNN bathroom.

00:13:03.000 That's why I described how dirty it was.

00:13:05.000 It was really disgusting to be spinning over the toilet with crap sprayed all over the wall.

00:13:09.000 Literally, not for me, other people.

00:13:10.000 I'm in this filthy bathroom throwing up.

00:13:12.000 I've got to go out there.

00:13:13.000 I'm sweating.

00:13:14.000 I'm up there with Piers Morgan.

00:13:15.000 Actually, I wasn't putting on an act.

00:13:17.000 I was pissed off.

00:13:18.000 I did blow up.

00:13:20.000 But it actually worked out.

00:13:21.000 At first, people were all shocked by it, but then they said, wait And, of course, I heard Robin the day after talking about it.

00:13:28.000 Look, you should be mad.

00:13:29.000 That's being a real American.

00:13:31.000 They said it discredited me, but notice they haven't invited me back.

00:13:34.000 They don't want America waking up out of its coma and getting upset.

00:13:39.000 But listen, getting back to the whole Bloomberg thing, that night, before we left the hotel, it might have been a little panicked.

00:13:45.000 I might have even, in my own mind, exaggerated things.

00:13:48.000 Maybe not.

00:13:49.000 All I know is I caught some of this on tape.

00:13:51.000 Rob Dew, my news director, went with me.

00:13:55.000 I say, man, I feel like crap.

00:13:57.000 Maybe if I walk down the street because I'm sick, maybe I'll feel better when we get there.

00:14:01.000 So I'm walking the five, six blocks, and guys are popping out of doorways that are obviously cops, going, hey, buddy, what you planning?

00:14:09.000 You planning to do something?

00:14:10.000 I'm a big listener.

00:14:11.000 You think that he was plotting against you, Bloomberg?

00:14:15.000 I'm just guessing because he runs the city, and they look like detectives to me that I've seen around Bloomberg when I've been up in New York.

00:14:21.000 Could they have been fans of yours?

00:14:22.000 Listen, the first time I thought, man, that guy probably is a cop.

00:14:25.000 It happened twice, three times.

00:14:27.000 They knew where I was at.

00:14:29.000 They obviously had the cell phone tracking systems that the police under Homeland Security can dial into and pinpoint exactly where you're at.

00:14:36.000 Just like your wife, if she has your phone code. 1.00

00:14:38.000 Alex, do you ever think that you're paranoid, seriously?

00:14:41.000 No, listen, I caught it on tape.

00:14:43.000 That's the thing.

00:14:44.000 Then I said, I want to be let on the mall exit.

00:14:48.000 I don't want to be let out on the back door.

00:14:50.000 His guys are waiting out there.

00:14:52.000 And we walk out and there's the guy turning, talking to his sleeve, bumping into the wall, and two other guys are walking up like in a Goodfellas movie, and I said taxi and jumped in a cab and left.

00:15:02.000 All I know is...

00:15:03.000 You think they wanted you out of New York?

00:15:05.000 Listen, I was arrested, it's on video in New York, five years ago for nothing.

00:15:11.000 Okay, we were down there protesting at Fox News.

00:15:14.000 They had a live event.

00:15:15.000 What were you protesting?

00:15:17.000 We were protesting media propaganda.

00:15:19.000 But the point is, I was protesting Geraldo Rivera.

00:15:21.000 The point is that I was in New York.

00:15:23.000 He was having an outdoor deal.

00:15:24.000 We went down there and the police came.

00:15:27.000 An undercover guy on video, this is in my film Truth Rising, points at me and they go and arrest me and almost pulled my shoulder out of its socket.

00:15:35.000 So I've already been in a New York jail.

00:15:37.000 Did you ever ask the police why they did that to you?

00:15:39.000 I mean, you were protesting peacefully, right?

00:15:40.000 You weren't provoking anybody.

00:15:42.000 No, you can go watch the video.

00:15:43.000 You can pull it up.

00:15:43.000 Alex Jones arrested in New York.

00:15:45.000 Go watch it.

00:15:46.000 My point is, I know When people are basically hunting you.

00:15:52.000 You know when a tiger is crawling on its front paws about to pounce on a gazelle or something.

00:15:57.000 Okay?

00:15:58.000 You know that.

00:15:59.000 And you know when cops are on your butt planning something, they had a look in their eyes like they were planning something.

00:16:05.000 You know the difference when cops have just got you staked out to see if you're planning something, and the difference when they're acting really aggressive and bugging their eyes out at you like they want to tear your head off.

00:16:13.000 And my instinct was, get the hell out of here.

00:16:16.000 Do you think they don't want to?

00:16:17.000 You think you're safe in Texas?

00:16:19.000 Is that why you broadcast from there?

00:16:22.000 Listen, I go out.

00:16:24.000 I've snuck on military bases to cover urban warfare drills.

00:16:27.000 I snuck into Bohemian Grove.

00:16:29.000 I go out there without bodyguards and do all this stuff.

00:16:32.000 I'm not normally a timid person.

00:16:34.000 I've gone in.

00:16:35.000 I've gotten my Piers Morgan interview.

00:16:37.000 I had the flu.

00:16:39.000 So when you're dizzy and puking, do you feel like going to jail?

00:16:42.000 Are you in fear for your life?

00:16:44.000 Not generally.

00:16:45.000 I mean, I'm in fear for my wife when I drive to work.

00:16:47.000 That's the most dangerous thing in this country is automobiles.

00:16:50.000 But listen, let's just be specific here.

00:16:53.000 I'm bold.

00:16:54.000 I'm the opposite of fearful.

00:16:56.000 I was off balance.

00:16:57.000 I was sick in New York.

00:16:58.000 I was going off pure adrenaline.

00:17:00.000 And that's why.

00:17:01.000 I mean, imagine, Howard.

00:17:02.000 I'm sure before you've had an event or some big thing you've got to do.

00:17:05.000 You're a consummate professional.

00:17:07.000 Have you ever been sick before and had to go on air?

00:17:10.000 Yes.

00:17:10.000 And were kind of an asshole?

00:17:11.000 Many times.

00:17:12.000 I'm not kind of an asshole every day.

00:17:14.000 No, you're not.

00:17:15.000 But when you're sick and have to perform, you tend to be almost even more focused than pissed.

00:17:21.000 It's funny, some of my best shows are when I'm really sick.

00:17:24.000 Exactly.

00:17:24.000 So, again, I mean, sure, I had the flu.

00:17:27.000 I had 102 fever.

00:17:28.000 I mean, did I overblow cops following me around?

00:17:30.000 Yeah.

00:17:31.000 But the point is, it happened.

00:17:32.000 It's on video.

00:17:33.000 Okay, just type in.

00:17:34.000 I mean, we actually caught two of them on tape.

00:17:36.000 But listen, how are you doing financially, by the way?

00:17:38.000 I mean, you're on 140 stations.

00:17:40.000 You've got to be making serious money, right?

00:17:43.000 I do make a little bit of cash, and that's why I've got around 50 crew members and news people, and I don't know how many square feet, like 14,000.

00:17:51.000 No, it's more.

00:17:52.000 It's like 18,000 square feet.

00:17:53.000 And you put the show on the Internet as well.

00:17:56.000 Absolutely, sure.

00:17:57.000 I mean, I'm on XM, on 166, and we're on, it's a little over 150 stations right now.

00:18:03.000 And then we're also on Infowars.com with the audio streams and the podcast.

00:18:07.000 It's about 600,000 people.

00:18:08.000 And Alex, what happened to you?

00:18:10.000 There was a time that you got fired by a ton of radio stations because you said 9-11 was an inside job by President Bush.

00:18:16.000 That puts you on the map, right, as sort of the leading conspiracy guy.

00:18:19.000 Well, actually, I had gotten up to about 100 stations in 2000-2001 because I was bashing Clinton.

00:18:25.000 Right.

00:18:26.000 For his agenda.

00:18:27.000 And then all I said was, not that Bush had a plunger and was, you know, their, like, Wiley Coyote detonating the towers.

00:18:34.000 That's kind of how the media has spun it.

00:18:35.000 It was in Newsweek that hijackers were trained at U.S. military bases.

00:18:41.000 And as a newshound, I was reading this in Newsweek as just a footnote.

00:18:44.000 I was reading about Bush Sr. and the London Guardian and AP with the Carlisle Group and the Bin Laden family at his table.

00:18:52.000 In D.C. that morning.

00:18:53.000 I was reading about when all air traffic was grounded for two days, 15, 16 flights of the Bin Ladens out of the country with the FBI helping load them on planes to fly them out, including his, you know, sisters and brothers and people. 1.00

00:19:07.000 I... I remember reading about Colonel Stephen Butler in the San Jose Mercury News, wrote a letter.

00:19:13.000 And I called the guy at home and he said, I can't talk to you, I'm getting threats.

00:19:16.000 They started court-martialing him over it.

00:19:18.000 Look this up, Howard.

00:19:19.000 I mean, this is just some of the data points.

00:19:21.000 He said, look, I don't know what happened, but Mohammed Atta was in my class.

00:19:26.000 He was a spy.

00:19:27.000 He was a U.S. agent.

00:19:28.000 Then I interviewed Springman, the head of the visa section of the U.S. Embassy in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia.

00:19:34.000 And he said that they were ordered.

00:19:36.000 And this came out in the Toronto News, New York News, which is back of the paper, that they were ordered to let 15 of the 19 hijackers in from Saudi Arabia the year before 9-11.

00:19:47.000 It was flagged as Al-Qaeda, and they were told by the CIA... So what you're saying is, you believe that somehow the government used these guys, let them do their thing...

00:19:59.000 And therefore, it would disrupt the world and would sort of enable us to go into Iraq and to go into possibly Iran. 0.99

00:20:09.000 In other words, this was all staged.

00:20:11.000 Well, no, listen, it doesn't mean the whole government or the whole military, it doesn't mean there's not Muslim extremists and al-Qaeda.

00:20:18.000 Of course there is.

00:20:19.000 Look, here's an example, Howard.

00:20:21.000 You can look up L.A. Times, New York Times, you name it.

00:20:23.000 They now have to admit it.

00:20:24.000 Our government, the peace-prize-winning president, put...

00:20:28.000 Over 60,000 al-Qaeda in Benghazi to then take over Libya and kick Qaddafi out, who was actually working with the West.

00:20:35.000 And now al-Qaeda has taken the country over in Sharia law and the abuse of the women. 0.55

00:20:38.000 Now our government is attacking Assad, who's not a good guy, but compared to al-Qaeda, he's an angel. 0.86

00:20:43.000 Our government and NATO is backing al-Qaeda in Syria in a 22-month takeover.

00:20:50.000 But then when I want to go fly, okay, when I want to go fly...

00:20:54.000 I've got to have TSA look for bin Laden underneath my balls.

00:20:58.000 So it's a bunch of crap.

00:20:59.000 They're using it to take my liberty.

00:21:01.000 I'll face whatever so-called danger there is, real or manufactured.

00:21:05.000 Stop using al-Qaeda to take my liberties.

00:21:08.000 And now look at Homeland Security, Howard.

00:21:10.000 You saw in the news a few years ago.

00:21:12.000 They said number one tariff threat is returning veterans, gun owners, conservatives, libertarians.

00:21:16.000 They're now flipping the script to say it isn't al-Qaeda.

00:21:19.000 Forget them.

00:21:19.000 No, it's libertarians.

00:21:21.000 They're the new terrorists.

00:21:22.000 And that's my problem.

00:21:23.000 Just briefly with Glenn Beck.

00:21:25.000 Look, I got offers 10, 12 years ago.

00:21:27.000 Hey, stop covering this new world order.

00:21:29.000 You know, the big syndicators will put you on 500 stations, Alex.

00:21:32.000 And I wouldn't shut up, and so I lost about 70 of my stations.

00:21:36.000 I didn't care.

00:21:36.000 I've built it back up to about 150 now, because I'm not going to compromise.

00:21:40.000 It isn't just about success.

00:21:42.000 But Alex, explain to me this whole theory you have about putting chemicals in juice boxes to turn children gay.

00:21:49.000 You believe that there's a chemical...

00:21:51.000 Now, why would you want to do that?

00:21:53.000 Why do we want to turn everything...

00:21:54.000 Everyone gay, number one. 0.89

00:21:56.000 I mean, who's behind that movement?

00:21:58.000 And what chemical is there that can turn you gay?

00:22:01.000 All right.

00:22:01.000 Now, specifically, I did an hour-long show four years ago that got picked up.

00:22:07.000 A hour-long TV special that I did that got picked up by the Huffington Post about four or five years ago.

00:22:13.000 So it's become this meme where they took out of context where I was showing literally more than 100 articles.

00:22:19.000 And I actually printed some of those off on the source for you right now.

00:22:23.000 So I was reading about bisphenol A. And about hydrofluorosilicic acid and several other chemicals that are in the water, but also in the particular plastics that line the juice box I was showing on air.

00:22:37.000 And I said, you know, in this whole hour-long breakdown rant slash news...

00:22:44.000 While I'm showing all these articles in major studies about how the fish are becoming bisexual, the frogs, the amphibians are becoming bisexual, how the fish are committing suicide because of the Prozac in the water, the shrimp are committing suicide.

00:22:58.000 Folks, we think I'm joking.

00:22:59.000 Just type in shrimp committing suicide.

00:22:59.000 That is pretty funny, shrimp committing suicide.

00:23:01.000 Folks, I'm not joking.

00:23:02.000 I swear to God.

00:23:04.000 Bisexual fish.

00:23:05.000 I think you see the humor in some of this.

00:23:08.000 I do believe that.

00:23:09.000 No, no, no.

00:23:10.000 It's so crazy I laugh at how insane it is.

00:23:13.000 This is crazy.

00:23:17.000 Don't you think that your arguments are so far out there?

00:23:21.000 Because you don't have to get that far out.

00:23:23.000 Although, I've got to tell you something.

00:23:25.000 When I went to summer camp, there was a known thing that they would douse us with a thing called Salt Peter.

00:23:32.000 Now, I'm not kidding.

00:23:33.000 You know what saw Peter is out?

00:23:35.000 You saw them doing this, Alex.

00:23:36.000 I didn't see him doing it.

00:23:38.000 But we were told it was to reduce our sex drive and they put it in the food.

00:23:42.000 And how horny were you?

00:23:44.000 It didn't slow me down.

00:23:45.000 I'm so fucking crazy when it comes to sex that it just made me normal.

00:23:51.000 You know what I'm talking about?

00:23:53.000 So maybe...

00:23:54.000 But who the hell is putting...

00:23:56.000 Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, Alex.

00:23:59.000 Because I... I know.

00:24:01.000 You know, I can buy some of your argument, but you don't We have to go that far out to make the case that the government is not protecting...

00:24:13.000 But maybe he does, or else then he doesn't have a radio show.

00:24:15.000 No, no.

00:24:16.000 Well, that's true.

00:24:17.000 Robin, my problem is, truth is so extreme and crazy that it's worse than I'm saying.

00:24:22.000 Listen, here's what I want to explain to you.

00:24:24.000 How does a shrimp commit suicide?

00:24:26.000 I mean, I'm just curious.

00:24:26.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:24:27.000 When are they jumping off?

00:24:28.000 What do they do to commit suicide?

00:24:30.000 The serotonin reuptake inhibitors, one of hundreds of chemicals in the runoff, the serotonin reuptake inhibitors in the Prozac family, Luvox, all that stuff.

00:24:39.000 It kills inhibition.

00:24:41.000 So when you're having a nice day, everything's fine.

00:24:44.000 But that's why the insert says can make you commit suicide or go on a killing spree because when you have a bad trip, it's in the psychotropic hallucinogen class, then you don't have the compulsion control anymore.

00:24:57.000 And so it's the same thing with shrimp.

00:24:59.000 Yeah, but what are they doing?

00:25:02.000 They swim right up.

00:25:03.000 Normally, shrimp hide down in the undergrowth, in the seagrass.

00:25:07.000 Shrimp become aggressive and go feed right at the surface and don't care about being eaten. 0.87

00:25:12.000 Just type in, please, fish committing suicide because of chemicals in the water.

00:25:17.000 And you say there are more bisexual fish. 0.99

00:25:20.000 Listen.

00:25:21.000 How do you know?

00:25:22.000 In some cases, it seems to know.

00:25:24.000 Half the fish, listen, exactly.

00:25:27.000 You've now been at the store, I'm sure, and seen it says, hey, our plasticware is bisphenol A, BPA-free.

00:25:34.000 Right.

00:25:35.000 Okay, because of my work and countless others' work and mothers caring about their kids, And they are, by law in Canada and Europe, removed bisphenol A, one of just dozens of these plastic chemicals that are, quote, estrogen mimickers.

00:25:49.000 And what the Huffington Post didn't report four years ago when they made fun of me was the rest of my video.

00:25:54.000 They clipped out that short clip where I was saying, why is breast cancer up 3,000% in the United States?

00:26:00.000 And why are we leading the world in it?

00:26:02.000 And I showed studies that bisphenol A hyperfeminizes women.

00:26:06.000 That's why they're going into puberty now at 6, 7, 8 years old, having It makes males feminine, women hyperfeminine, and it accelerates the aging of the cells in the mammaries and other sexual cells that are generally the ones that end up developing cancer. 0.99

00:26:27.000 At the cellular level, has the breast DNA of an 85-year-old woman.

00:26:33.000 Bisphenol A is killing women.

00:26:35.000 My grandmother is almost 90. She's got breast cancer.

00:26:38.000 But what about young women? 0.73

00:26:39.000 What about my wife?

00:26:40.000 What about my daughters?

00:26:41.000 What about my wife's mother who had a mastectomy? 1.00

00:26:46.000 This is a serious issue.

00:26:48.000 And I said, we can make jokes about juice boxes making little boys gay, but this is giving women breast cancer. 0.94

00:26:54.000 And they cut it out and said, oh, If you look at the right-winger saying they want to make kids gay, that isn't what it was even about.

00:27:02.000 It's a byproduct.

00:27:03.000 How do you stand on gay marriage?

00:27:06.000 Where are you on gay marriage?

00:27:08.000 I don't care about it.

00:27:09.000 Well, listen, I'm a libertarian, so I think people should be able to do whatever they want.

00:27:12.000 Yeah, right.

00:27:12.000 Good, okay.

00:27:13.000 So this is not a homophobic thing?

00:27:16.000 What happened when you went on the show The View?

00:27:18.000 Was it a disaster?

00:27:18.000 I didn't see tape of that.

00:27:20.000 No, it was great.

00:27:21.000 I mean, I took it over.

00:27:22.000 I mean, what's the point?

00:27:24.000 They wanted to basically make fun of Charlie Sheen when I was on there.

00:27:29.000 Is he your buddy?

00:27:30.000 You know, I've known Charlie for about eight years.

00:27:32.000 I've probably stayed at his house 15 times.

00:27:34.000 He's a really, really interesting fellow.

00:27:37.000 That I would say, yes.

00:27:38.000 And the reality is beyond even what people hear.

00:27:41.000 He's a really, really smart guy.

00:27:43.000 So, like, when you go over to Charlie's house, because you've become friendly, he's a fan of yours, right?

00:27:46.000 He buys into a lot of your theories.

00:27:49.000 Sure, but I shouldn't have let the meltdown happen a year and a half ago on my show, because it was first Martin Sheen and Emilio Estevez that were listeners.

00:27:55.000 It was Emilio that turned him on to the show and my films, and then Charlie invited me out there.

00:28:00.000 He called me back in 2005. Was it culture shock for you when you went over his house?

00:28:05.000 No.

00:28:06.000 Back then he was all clean and just incredibly smart and incredible energy.

00:28:10.000 The guy would sit there up until 2 a.m.

00:28:14.000 just talking about quantum mechanics and stuff.

00:28:16.000 Does he know what he's talking about?

00:28:17.000 He does.

00:28:18.000 But see, the issue is...

00:28:19.000 Well, how would you know?

00:28:20.000 Do you know quantum mechanics?

00:28:22.000 I do.

00:28:22.000 I'm into stuff like that.

00:28:24.000 Sure, that's what I'm into.

00:28:25.000 That's your thing.

00:28:26.000 Charlie described it this way.

00:28:28.000 He said, I go through phases.

00:28:29.000 He goes through phases where he goes and rents an industrial telescope to be able to shoot video with the Department of Defense telescope of geoengineering going on.

00:28:41.000 And then he goes through a thing where he's studying ancient manuscripts.

00:28:45.000 And then he goes through a phase where seven hookers a day. 0.99

00:28:48.000 Yeah, right.

00:28:49.000 Were you ever there with the hookers and saw that whole thing? 0.76

00:28:51.000 No, no.

00:28:52.000 I was just joking.

00:28:53.000 Did he ever try to do drugs with you?

00:28:55.000 No, listen, I've never seen him do drugs.

00:28:58.000 All I've seen him is smoke Marlboro Reds and drink tons of coffee.

00:29:02.000 Were you ever into drugs?

00:29:04.000 You know, I mean, I've been honest about it.

00:29:06.000 Growing up in Dallas, Texas, I experimented with this and that, but every time I... Pat?

00:29:12.000 Sure.

00:29:13.000 Pot?

00:29:13.000 Yes.

00:29:14.000 Moods?

00:29:15.000 You know, I never really liked...

00:29:17.000 I mean, I tried hard drugs once or twice.

00:29:20.000 LSD? How am I going to discuss this?

00:29:24.000 What do you mean?

00:29:27.000 What do you mean?

00:29:28.000 Alex, did you do LSD? No, I didn't.

00:29:33.000 I didn't have sex with that woman, Monica Lewinsky. 1.00

00:29:36.000 Why don't you talk about drug use?

00:29:38.000 I smoked pot, but I didn't inhale.

00:29:39.000 How come you don't...

00:29:40.000 Do you want to run for office or something?

00:29:42.000 Listen here, I've got to tell you something, Howard.

00:29:44.000 I don't have sex with that woman. 1.00

00:29:45.000 I've never done LSD. Alex, why don't you talk about that?

00:29:49.000 You seem pretty honest.

00:29:50.000 Why don't you talk about stuff like that?

00:29:52.000 Because it's a distraction and overall diversion, and I might have a glass of wine now.

00:29:56.000 Right.

00:29:57.000 And I don't even smoke cigars anymore.

00:29:59.000 So, I mean, that's basically it.

00:30:01.000 I mean, I'm a clean guy.

00:30:03.000 So, if you admit that you did acid, it would hurt who?

00:30:08.000 Undermine your argument?

00:30:11.000 Well, yeah, then Howard would say, well, that's why he's so paranoid.

00:30:14.000 No, no, no.

00:30:15.000 I wouldn't say that.

00:30:16.000 I did acid.

00:30:17.000 I mean, it was the biggest mistake of my life.

00:30:19.000 I'm high on reality.

00:30:20.000 LSD was the biggest mistake of my life.

00:30:22.000 It really was.

00:30:23.000 It was a huge mistake.

00:30:24.000 I tried it in college.

00:30:26.000 I took four hits one night, and it really screwed me.

00:30:29.000 Bad.

00:30:30.000 I mean, I'm glad...

00:30:31.000 Well, that's why.

00:30:31.000 You way overdid it.

00:30:32.000 I did.

00:30:32.000 I took four bits of window tape.

00:30:34.000 Well, Alex apparently knows.

00:30:35.000 And I'm very anti-drug as a result.

00:30:37.000 I've never read about it.

00:30:38.000 You know a little too much about it, honestly.

00:30:42.000 Alex's show is at Infowars.com.

00:30:45.000 Don't miss Alex's nightly news program.

00:30:47.000 I've got to check this out, because I want to know what's going on.

00:30:51.000 He's an entertaining guy.

00:30:51.000 At PrisonPlanet.tv.

00:30:53.000 So when you...

00:30:54.000 You know what I want to know?

00:30:55.000 How does he...

00:30:56.000 I have to go back if I could.

00:30:57.000 Sorry, go ahead.

00:30:57.000 Yeah, go ahead.

00:30:57.000 Wait a minute.

00:30:58.000 But how does he...

00:30:59.000 Do you let your children go to a regular school, or do you homeschool?

00:31:02.000 What do you do?

00:31:03.000 Homeschool, you've got to be.

00:31:04.000 Sure, I want to say this.

00:31:05.000 Hillary says kids that are homeschooled are shut-ins.

00:31:07.000 It's the opposite.

00:31:09.000 Quite frankly, it's almost an elitist thing nowadays, and I feel bad for folks that don't have the money to have somebody stay at home and take care of the kids.

00:31:16.000 But, I mean, it is doctors, lawyers, scientists, artists.

00:31:20.000 I mean, my children are homeschooled.

00:31:23.000 Who are you teaching?

00:31:24.000 Your wife?

00:31:24.000 And five.

00:31:26.000 Yes, my wife.

00:31:27.000 But really, There's all these homeschooling events.

00:31:30.000 Something like 9% of Austin, where I live, is now homeschooled.

00:31:34.000 And it's just constant events and sporting events and spelling bees.

00:31:39.000 But I would think it's exhausting to homeschool kids.

00:31:41.000 It actually is exhausting.

00:31:42.000 In fact, I'll be honest.

00:31:44.000 I mean, it's good when they're really little so that they can stay innocent because then they can actually develop their creativity.

00:31:50.000 Do you have any fun, Alex?

00:31:52.000 I mean, did you watch the Academy Awards?

00:31:54.000 Would you do something frivolous like that?

00:31:55.000 Or are you constantly involved with political stuff?

00:31:57.000 Listen, here's why I can't watch the Academy Awards.

00:31:59.000 Go ahead.

00:32:00.000 30 is a bunch of torture porn fiction.

00:32:02.000 You don't think that happened?

00:32:05.000 Having Michelle Obama shoved down my throat?

00:32:07.000 I mean, for me, seeing the propaganda of Howard is torture.

00:32:09.000 No, it's not real.

00:32:10.000 It's all fake.

00:32:10.000 Well, let me understand something.

00:32:11.000 Do you think Osama bin Laden was killed during the...

00:32:16.000 When we found out.

00:32:18.000 When do you think he got...

00:32:19.000 Do you think he's alive?

00:32:20.000 Well, I mean, here's the issue.

00:32:21.000 See, let me just go back for a moment.

00:32:23.000 You really won't believe they killed him?

00:32:25.000 Let me just break this down.

00:32:27.000 Okay.

00:32:27.000 I said day one.

00:32:29.000 With Dr. Steve Pacinic, who was the former head of the State Department and CIA psychological operations.

00:32:36.000 He's the guy that got the Anwar Sadat deal at Camp David.

00:32:39.000 He's the guy that, I mean, he's super famous.

00:32:42.000 He's the guy that co-wrote Tom Clancy's books, okay?

00:32:44.000 I'll probably get him on for him if he wants.

00:32:46.000 He's pretty reclusive.

00:32:47.000 I just want to go on record as saying, I think Osama right now is being eaten by gay fish and suicidal shrimp. 1.00

00:32:52.000 I think he's in that water right now.

00:32:55.000 He's eating the bisexual shrimp? 1.00

00:32:56.000 I believe bisexual.

00:32:57.000 They're sucking him. 0.67

00:32:58.000 He is dick right now.

00:33:00.000 Go ahead, Alex.

00:33:02.000 Hey, did you guys search engine the suicidal shrimp to find it online?

00:33:06.000 No, I haven't done it yet.

00:33:07.000 Not yet.

00:33:08.000 We're going to go home and do homework.

00:33:09.000 Did you look up shrimp on treadmills?

00:33:12.000 Benji, what's it say about suicidal shrimp?

00:33:14.000 Yeah, no, I looked it up.

00:33:15.000 He talked about...

00:33:16.000 Now, their intention might not be suicide, but like he said, they swim...

00:33:19.000 They go out of their minds and they swim to where they're not protected.

00:33:22.000 Right.

00:33:23.000 There you go.

00:33:24.000 Did you look up suicidal fish?

00:33:25.000 Hey, what do you think of this thing we did?

00:33:29.000 We saw it in the news.

00:33:30.000 These cheeseburgers at McDonald's.

00:33:32.000 Do you know how they keep them out for a year and nothing changes in the meat or the cheese?

00:33:37.000 What do you think is going on there?

00:33:39.000 Well, of course, Super Size Me showed that years ago.

00:33:42.000 That's right.

00:33:43.000 Well, here's the deal.

00:33:44.000 The truth is, this is what we're talking about.

00:33:46.000 I mean, here's what I'm going to post headline.

00:33:47.000 Harvard study confirms fluoride reduces IQ in children.

00:33:51.000 Fluoride.

00:33:51.000 It absolutely massively increases bone cancer.

00:33:54.000 But I mean, just getting back to the...

00:33:55.000 See, I want to answer that, but should I answer the bin Laden first? 0.93

00:33:58.000 I don't know.

00:33:58.000 We're all over the place.

00:33:59.000 We're all out.

00:33:59.000 There are too many questions on the table.

00:34:01.000 Go to bin Laden. 0.74

00:34:02.000 Is he being eaten by gay shrimp or not? 0.78

00:34:04.000 Well, listen.

00:34:05.000 Here's the deal.

00:34:05.000 Dr. Steve Pachinic said on 2002 on my show, and he's a doctor, a medical doctor, not just a psychiatrist.

00:34:12.000 He's I've said that Bin Laden died of kidney failure and where he died.

00:34:17.000 And even CBS News reported he was at the American Hospital in Dubai, dying in 2002. This is what's insane.

00:34:23.000 But that he would be rolled out later by Bush.

00:34:26.000 But see, Walter Cronkite came out before he died.

00:34:29.000 And then Madeleine Albright came out in 2004 during the election, Bush's re-election.

00:34:34.000 And so did Kerry's wife, Hines.

00:34:37.000 They all came out.

00:34:39.000 Look this up, folks.

00:34:39.000 I can't believe this.

00:34:41.000 Wait a minute.

00:34:41.000 Let him finish.

00:34:42.000 And listen, I swear to God, look it up, you'll have it.

00:34:45.000 Just wrap it up.

00:34:46.000 Wrap it up.

00:34:47.000 I've got to hear what you're going to say.

00:34:48.000 Go ahead.

00:34:49.000 I'm just giving you sources, so your listeners know this isn't crap.

00:34:52.000 They all came out and said, Dr. Pachenik's right.

00:34:55.000 Bin Laden has been frozen.

00:34:57.000 He's at the Dover Air Force Base.

00:34:59.000 And they're going to roll out...

00:35:01.000 I'm not laughing.

00:35:03.000 Because I just felt...

00:35:04.000 They're going to roll out his...

00:35:05.000 I don't blame you for...

00:35:06.000 Robin's right in there with you.

00:35:07.000 Don't worry.

00:35:07.000 They're going to roll out...

00:35:08.000 No, I just don't believe his death now meant anything.

00:35:11.000 But listen, here's what I'm saying.

00:35:13.000 Because Walter Cronkite and the former Secretary of State, Madeleine Albright, came out and said...

00:35:19.000 Bush don't bring out his body to get re-elected.

00:35:21.000 They couldn't do it, so they kept him frozen.

00:35:24.000 And then they had the Navy SEALs go to a house to get the thought-out dead body.

00:35:28.000 And then they blew up the Navy SEALs when they got on the helicopter so that it wouldn't actually get out.

00:35:33.000 And then two weeks later, I talked to one of the Navy SEALs whose buddy died in SEAL Team 6 here in Austin.

00:35:38.000 I talked to him.

00:35:39.000 Remember, 23 of them blew up on the helicopter in Afghanistan.

00:35:43.000 They then blew up the guys so they couldn't tell the truth.

00:35:46.000 And now it turns out no one saw the body.

00:35:49.000 Who's going to all this trouble?

00:35:50.000 They fired everybody on the aircraft carrier!

00:35:52.000 And what about this guy who's in the military who just said he's the guy who put the bullet in bin Laden's head and he's saying that he can't even get any kind of help in terms of assistance or money from the government.

00:36:03.000 He can't find a job.

00:36:04.000 I mean, he seems pretty legitimate.

00:36:05.000 It's all part of the PSYOP, so it's believable, so you feel sorry for him.

00:36:09.000 Listen, it's all complete, absolute...

00:36:12.000 Who's behind all of this, Alex?

00:36:14.000 Who is it?

00:36:15.000 What is this Carlisle Group?

00:36:16.000 You mentioned them.

00:36:18.000 Well, Saudi Arabian major group that is one of the major controllers of that, right along with the Queen of England, the Saxe-Coburg Gophers. 0.62

00:36:29.000 The Rockefellers are a huge, huge part of it. 1.00

00:36:32.000 It is the old mega-money that makes their money out of government contracts and monopolies.

00:36:37.000 I like Michelle Obama on the Oscars, Alex.

00:36:41.000 I think she's terrific, an excellent representative.

00:36:46.000 She handles herself well.

00:36:48.000 Her and Bloomberg can now tell us what to eat.

00:36:50.000 What?

00:36:50.000 Her and Bloomberg can now tell us what to eat.

00:36:53.000 But wait a minute, Alex.

00:36:55.000 She's more on your side than you know, because she just wants people to be able to eat real food. 0.99

00:37:00.000 I know, but she's only worried about, she says it's calories, and yeah, she talks organic.

00:37:04.000 That's good.

00:37:05.000 Okay, so I'm not saying that that's not a good thing.

00:37:06.000 You're actually right.

00:37:07.000 But listen, I'm not even saying Obama himself is a demon incarnate.

00:37:12.000 He's reading off a teleprompter.

00:37:14.000 Not saying he's not a smart guy, but those guys are so busy, it's a schedule.

00:37:18.000 They're being handled.

00:37:19.000 Listen, Alex, on your show, do you ever handle anything frivolous?

00:37:22.000 Like, do you like mushrooms?

00:37:23.000 Or do you just like not even get distracted by that?

00:37:25.000 Or do you go to the top five or anything?

00:37:27.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:37:28.000 I mean, seriously, you comment on...

00:37:30.000 You do!

00:37:32.000 Yes.

00:37:32.000 Do you feel she was a good choice for America's Got Talent?

00:37:35.000 Well, I think black women like that are really sexy. 1.00

00:37:37.000 Yes.

00:37:38.000 Have you ever slept with a black woman? 1.00

00:37:39.000 I'm not going to talk about it.

00:37:41.000 That and LSD he won't.

00:37:43.000 Alex, what happened to you?

00:37:45.000 What happened to you?

00:37:48.000 I did grow up in a chocolate city.

00:37:50.000 You had something like a lot of acid in black women in your past. 1.00

00:37:54.000 Do me a favor, before I run out of time, Alex.

00:37:57.000 And by the way, Alex is promoting his, of course, Infowars.com.

00:38:01.000 And his nightly news program at PrisonPlanet.tv.

00:38:06.000 Would you take a few phone calls from some of our...

00:38:08.000 Sir, I will be here as long as you want, but can I answer the hamburger thing?

00:38:12.000 Yes, go ahead.

00:38:13.000 Yes, hamburger.

00:38:14.000 Okay.

00:38:15.000 Again, I'm not going to say this on air because it's so outrageous.

00:38:18.000 I want you guys to search it.

00:38:20.000 This is something that predates even the FDA. The Food and Drug Administration.

00:38:25.000 They were allowed, and the big secret in food over the last hundred years, that if you called something a food additive, you could add addictive and toxic things.

00:38:34.000 A lot of things that are toxic, like aspartame, are also addictive, which they now admit is causing type 2 diabetes.

00:38:39.000 CBS News just last week.

00:38:41.000 So what is McDonald's?

00:38:42.000 It's not just McDonald's.

00:38:43.000 I don't want to just single them out.

00:38:44.000 Just type in one ingredient.

00:38:46.000 McDonald's adds silicone to McNuggets.

00:38:50.000 That's gross.

00:38:51.000 You're talking about silicone.

00:38:53.000 You never tasted silicone.

00:38:55.000 Silicone's good.

00:38:56.000 I won't eat that shit.

00:38:58.000 Well, listen.

00:38:58.000 Silicone is a foaming agent.

00:39:00.000 They fry liquid plastic and you eat it.

00:39:03.000 Everybody knows what that does to you.

00:39:05.000 So the truth is, it's so adulterated and designed to be able to sit there for a year so they can still cook it and so no one can ever get food poisoning.

00:39:13.000 It's been irradiated with so many additives.

00:39:16.000 You've got to be right about that.

00:39:18.000 How could a hamburger sit on a shelf for a year and not change?

00:39:22.000 Just not change.

00:39:22.000 I mean, it's outrageous.

00:39:24.000 It's mummifying your colon.

00:39:26.000 Yeah, and why do they do it?

00:39:27.000 Because it's just cheaper, right?

00:39:29.000 No, they do it because they want to create homes for the shrimp at the bottom of the ocean, and they need to mummify your colon for a home so the shrimp can live in them. 0.71

00:39:36.000 Isn't the whole plan to kill off...

00:39:37.000 Wait a minute, Alex.

00:39:40.000 I'm listening to you here.

00:39:42.000 I'm trying to understand.

00:39:42.000 Isn't the whole plan, according to you, to eliminate 80% of the population so that this new world order can take over the planet?

00:39:52.000 Absolutely.

00:39:53.000 You know, you mentioned who's doing it.

00:39:55.000 I have over there on the shelf, Ecoscience, published 1974, the year I was born, by the current White House science czar, John P. Holdren.

00:40:04.000 Now, it's scanned online for free.

00:40:06.000 Type in Ecoscience John P. Holdren.

00:40:10.000 And he's the current science czar, and he did this for the Rockefeller Foundation, and he says in 74, we need a global government to carry out an orderly population reduction, and he says we need to add chemicals to the food and water to reduce fertility.

00:40:23.000 Now, you can argue there's too many people.

00:40:25.000 There are too many people.

00:40:28.000 But yeah, the yuppies say, okay, get rid of people.

00:40:30.000 Okay, well, who are we going to get rid of?

00:40:32.000 Who are we going to kill?

00:40:33.000 The point is they're getting us all.

00:40:34.000 Are you for abortion?

00:40:36.000 I'm for it.

00:40:37.000 I mean, there's so many unwanted children in the world.

00:40:39.000 I know you were crying the other night about children.

00:40:42.000 What was that?

00:40:43.000 What was that, by the way?

00:40:45.000 What happened to those children?

00:40:46.000 But seriously, Alex, what are we talking about?

00:40:48.000 Who was crying for children?

00:40:49.000 You.

00:40:50.000 In 2011. We played a tape of you crying over some children.

00:40:55.000 I don't know what the hell was going on.

00:40:56.000 Well, I have actually cried for real sometimes.

00:40:58.000 But listen, here's the issue.

00:41:00.000 On the issue of gay marriage, it should be a state issue, as Ron Paul has said.

00:41:03.000 And the state shouldn't even be involved, period.

00:41:06.000 And on the issue of abortion, they carry out abortion for population reduction.

00:41:11.000 And again, I'm going to say it.

00:41:12.000 Margaret Sanger...

00:41:13.000 You can pull up her writings, university writings, scans of the letters, in the National Archive where she said, we're going to pose as liberals so that blacks trust us.

00:41:23.000 We're going to hire black doctors and preachers to sell them on a welfare state, to take over the black community and break up their families so we can abort them. 1.00

00:41:31.000 And they abort fully 52% of blacks since Roe v.

00:41:34.000 Wade in this country.

00:41:35.000 So, again...

00:41:36.000 Again, we're talking about blacks.

00:41:39.000 So you're against abortion or you're for it?

00:41:40.000 I'm stating, I'm asking people.

00:41:43.000 Okay, I can hear the argument of, oh, it's a woman's right or she got raped or whatever, first trimester.

00:41:47.000 I'm saying there's too many people on the planet who are unwanted and unloved.

00:41:50.000 I'm against abortion because those are humans and they're even aborting people, Howard, up to nine months. 0.85

00:41:57.000 Babies that...

00:41:57.000 Nine years!

00:41:58.000 I'm for nine years.

00:42:00.000 I've got to tell you something.

00:42:01.000 There's so many unloved, unwanted children.

00:42:03.000 And by the way, most people who are for...

00:42:06.000 Or, you know, the abolition of abortion.

00:42:08.000 They don't give to charity, and they don't sit there and take these children in.

00:42:12.000 They're not adopting these children.

00:42:13.000 They're not adopting these children.

00:42:14.000 They just want more children. 0.71

00:42:15.000 It's a nightmare.

00:42:16.000 Let me ask you this, though.

00:42:16.000 Let me ask you this.

00:42:17.000 Because once the children get here, who's taking care of them?

00:42:20.000 Sure, the job in pediatrics last year called for killing kids up to age three.

00:42:24.000 Thank you.

00:42:25.000 Thank you.

00:42:26.000 Howard, are you serious?

00:42:27.000 Are you going to actually shoot three-year-olds in the head?

00:42:29.000 No, no, no.

00:42:29.000 I'm not going to do it.

00:42:30.000 We have people who do that.

00:42:31.000 No.

00:42:31.000 I'm for abortion.

00:42:32.000 I'm not for three-year-olds being killed.

00:42:34.000 I'm for abortion. 0.73

00:42:35.000 No, but here's the deal.

00:42:37.000 These are the arguments.

00:42:38.000 And again, there's always arguments for it.

00:42:40.000 You can argue on both sides.

00:42:41.000 The problem is medical tyranny started with abortions, and then it started with the mentally ill, and then it started with the handicapped, and then it went to everybody in a place called Nazi Germany. 0.58

00:42:52.000 But aren't you for...

00:42:55.000 Amniocentesis, and if the child is Down syndrome or something, aren't you for the abortion?

00:43:00.000 Well, here's the deal.

00:43:01.000 The state has even been pushing to make people have abortions.

00:43:04.000 Did you see where they made that nine-year-old?

00:43:06.000 That's not answering the question.

00:43:08.000 But what about you I'm talking about?

00:43:09.000 I mean, amniocentesis, okay?

00:43:12.000 Your wife gets pregnant, and you find that the kid has horrible birth defects, it's going to have a miserable life, lots of health problems, you would get an abortion, right?

00:43:21.000 I mean, you would advocate that.

00:43:23.000 I would.

00:43:23.000 Why should a child suffer?

00:43:26.000 But then it's going to be if the child has a cleft lip, and then if they have a cleft foot. 0.78

00:43:30.000 No, no, no, no, no.

00:43:31.000 We can fix that.

00:43:32.000 Come on.

00:43:33.000 We can fix that.

00:43:34.000 I don't know.

00:43:35.000 The eugenicists are talking about the government screening stuff and saying if you're aggressive, where they say the child can be mentally ill, and they call being aggressive and loving liberty mentally ill.

00:43:44.000 Hey, Alex.

00:43:44.000 Well, see, this is where you, you know, because now you're saying, well, we couldn't trust those people to tell us the truth.

00:43:52.000 Hey, do you believe in aliens?

00:43:53.000 Because there is this conspiracy.

00:43:55.000 We have this guy, Riley, on it.

00:43:56.000 You know, he believes in aliens.

00:43:57.000 Do you believe in aliens?

00:43:59.000 Do you believe that there is life on other planets?

00:44:01.000 How would I need a raise?

00:44:02.000 I can't hear this voice.

00:44:04.000 Can you put a clip of him?

00:44:05.000 If you hear a clip of him, I can actually imitate him.

00:44:07.000 Can I hear one?

00:44:09.000 Look at him.

00:44:10.000 Look at him.

00:44:11.000 Wait a second, Alex.

00:44:12.000 It's all too easy.

00:44:14.000 Do you believe in aliens?

00:44:15.000 Do you believe alien life forms were here?

00:44:17.000 When I left you, I was but the learner.

00:44:20.000 Now I am the master.

00:44:22.000 All right, take a few...

00:44:23.000 Hey, was your father...

00:44:24.000 Was your father invented conflict?

00:44:26.000 Alex, he is.

00:44:27.000 Is he proud of what you're doing, or does he think you're nuts?

00:44:30.000 My father...

00:44:33.000 Who's well-read in study history, he said, yeah, you're right about a lot of this, but our government's not that bad, and it's going to be okay, and things will work out.

00:44:40.000 That was him 17 years ago.

00:44:42.000 Now he's like, oh my God, it's all real, it's horrible.

00:44:45.000 And what's really got him freaked out.

00:44:46.000 He's less trusting now.

00:44:47.000 But Alex, are you really getting anything done?

00:44:51.000 I just want to, listen, it doesn't mean I have all the answers.

00:44:53.000 I just want to get people thinking.

00:44:55.000 I want to get people talking.

00:44:57.000 I want to get people to not be cookie cutter and to think outside the whole left-right paradigm.

00:45:01.000 And that's where I'm different than Glenn Beck.

00:45:03.000 Here's my issue with Glenn Beck, okay?

00:45:05.000 Glenn Beck behind the scenes, and I know you went through this too, Howard, because I've read your book and watched your film and have listened to the show whenever I get a chance to drive in the morning, you know, for 20 years.

00:45:15.000 You know, here's the issue.

00:45:18.000 Going back, we all had...

00:45:20.000 For whatever reason, local radio hosts that wanted to defeat us or even people at the stations we worked that had a hard-on for us.

00:45:26.000 And I didn't understand it 17 years ago.

00:45:28.000 It was because they realized I had more talent than them.

00:45:30.000 And listen, I got Michael Savage coming on my show today.

00:45:33.000 He's probably the second biggest, you know, the terrestrial host, out there at the king of all media.

00:45:37.000 I mean, I'm behind the scenes and a lot of other big national hosts.

00:45:41.000 The point is, is that, you know, I'm a big supporter of what Matt Drudge does, DrudgeReport.com.

00:45:45.000 I'm not here.

00:45:46.000 Try to tear down other people.

00:45:48.000 I'm not competitive because I know it's all wide open.

00:45:51.000 I'm just into info.

00:45:52.000 That's what I like.

00:45:53.000 Glenn Beck has behind the scenes for at least six years tried to damage me, tried to take me down.

00:45:59.000 He lied to his audience.

00:46:00.000 Here's an example.

00:46:00.000 I'm in New York two years ago to go on The View, on ABC, and on CNN, and on NBC. But I was going on Fox News, and it's lunch, and I'm eating a steak right next door at that restaurant, right next door to Fox Center.

00:46:16.000 I'm supposed to go on not one, but two different Fox shows, and the producers come over, and a well-known Fox personality, and goes, I really got to apologize.

00:46:25.000 You know, I've been on Fox many times.

00:46:26.000 Over there, probably 15 times before that.

00:46:28.000 They say, we really apologize.

00:46:29.000 Let us get your lunch.

00:46:31.000 And I'm like, I don't worry about it.

00:46:32.000 And I'm sitting there, and I'm eating my steak.

00:46:35.000 Great New York steak.

00:46:36.000 That's why I wish I lived in New York sometimes.

00:46:37.000 And even better than Texas.

00:46:39.000 And I'm sitting there, and they tell me, yeah, Glenn Beck is crawling the walls over there, saying, you know, people We're going to pay for it, and he's going to hurt careers of underlings if we let you on these other shows.

00:46:53.000 And by the way, he's done it over and over and over again.

00:46:58.000 So in other words, he will actively go out and try to undermine your career and stop you from working.

00:47:02.000 And whatever we cover three days later is on his show.

00:47:06.000 I see.

00:47:07.000 I mean, here's an example, Howard.

00:47:08.000 There was a story about three or four months ago going around where he was putting out fake TV commercials of a ULIN agenda 24 We didn't tell one weekend person.

00:47:31.000 One person, they posted it, I saw it, called him and said, what the hell is that?

00:47:36.000 It was up 32 minutes.

00:47:37.000 And with webcaching, it had been up actually about 5 minutes.

00:47:40.000 Glenn Beck's people had already screenshotted it.

00:47:43.000 He went on air and said I was defaming him, lying about him.

00:47:47.000 I mean, that's a setup, folks.

00:47:48.000 He's watching me 24 damn 7, and it's creepy.

00:47:53.000 Yeah, and wouldn't it be weird, like, if, let's say you're right about everything, the world, you know, goes pretty much away the way we know it, and you and Glenn Beck are the only two guys left because you guys have been, you know, stockpiling food and everything.

00:48:03.000 It would be crazy.

00:48:04.000 Can we come over to your place?

00:48:07.000 We're going to get down there with you.

00:48:09.000 So, now, there is a conspiracy theory out there that you yourself are a CIA agent.

00:48:14.000 Have you heard that one?

00:48:15.000 Absolutely.

00:48:16.000 There's conspiracies.

00:48:17.000 Look up this one, that I'm a blood-drinking reptoid lizard from Planet Pocktime.

00:48:23.000 Listen, here's what I want, Howard.

00:48:25.000 If we cover the evil that's happening, it won't happen because we say no to it.

00:48:29.000 But if we deny tyranny's growing, it will take over.

00:48:32.000 Okay?

00:48:33.000 And so, yeah, of course, you know, that's the problem.

00:48:36.000 The government and the mainstream media have been caught lying so much and shoveling such pure crap at people for so long.

00:48:42.000 How many guns do you want?

00:48:45.000 But let me just finish this point briefly.

00:48:47.000 Go ahead.

00:48:47.000 I mean, it's so important.

00:48:50.000 It's so important.

00:48:50.000 Go ahead.

00:48:50.000 They've been caught lying so much that now no one believes anything, and so they think that I'm a blood-drinking gay lizard who is all my children.

00:49:00.000 Type in Alex Jones as a homosexual lizard.

00:49:03.000 I'm a gay space alien lizard who's a KGB agent, and so what's happened is the general public doesn't know what to believe anymore.

00:49:13.000 And so you were asking, what was the last question?

00:49:15.000 Have you ever had gay Have you had gay sex? 0.99

00:49:18.000 No, no.

00:49:19.000 How long have you been married?

00:49:20.000 Uh, 12 years.

00:49:22.000 What was the other question?

00:49:22.000 Any cheating on the wife?

00:49:24.000 No.

00:49:24.000 We're never going to see scandal with you?

00:49:27.000 Uh, no.

00:49:27.000 I'm a pretty hardworking guy.

00:49:29.000 Hey, listen.

00:49:29.000 Where do you stand on anal sex?

00:49:31.000 Honestly.

00:49:32.000 Come on.

00:49:32.000 Is that more important?

00:49:34.000 I did?

00:49:35.000 Oh, okay.

00:49:35.000 I know what it was.

00:49:36.000 What was it?

00:49:36.000 I forget.

00:49:37.000 I want to hear an anal sex answer. 1.00

00:49:39.000 Alex.

00:49:40.000 He gets stuck.

00:49:41.000 By the way, you're married to a Jewish woman.

00:49:44.000 Well, yes, on my wife's mother's side.

00:49:48.000 Yes.

00:49:49.000 And do you buy into any of those conspiracy theories that the Jews are behind everything?

00:49:54.000 Well, let me explain this.

00:49:55.000 That's why he married one, Howard.

00:49:57.000 Smart.

00:49:58.000 Yeah, why not marry a Jew and get in on all of this? 1.00

00:50:00.000 Listen, this is not an exaggeration.

00:50:02.000 Right.

00:50:02.000 If you go online, you will get more results for Alex Jones, Mossad agent, Alex Jones, Jew, for me than you will Benjamin Yet in Yahoo.

00:50:11.000 Right.

00:50:11.000 I'm not kidding.

00:50:12.000 The Nazis and all of them, I'm not exaggerating. 1.00

00:50:15.000 I am like the number one, I'm actually proud of this, most I think I cover some of the conspiracy topics that they want to hijack and run, and the fact that I'm not letting them take over the debate really pisses them off.

00:50:32.000 How many guns do you own?

00:50:33.000 That was the question.

00:50:35.000 Can I just finish the Jewish thing? 0.76

00:50:36.000 Okay, go ahead.

00:50:39.000 I'm fascinated.

00:50:40.000 Keep going.

00:50:40.000 No, no, no, listen.

00:50:42.000 Here's the deal.

00:50:43.000 Every group has mafias in it. 0.69

00:50:45.000 and there's a jewish mafia there's a you know muslim mafia there's irish mafia italian mafia and so what's happened is some of the jewish interest groups like adl and others they've gone way too far demonizing people that criticize what you know like oh bernie madoff's corrupt oh you're anti-semitic no bernie madoff's a crook like ken lay who's not jewish is a crook are we saying people the english lay lay you know without you're saying british are bad you're racist you like in my or or you know uh...

00:51:11.000 this or that they use it as a way to be to divert people off so certainly there's plenty of corruption so Certainly, they try to use the anti-Semitic label to demonize anybody who is standing up for the Palestinians.

00:51:27.000 All that kind of stuff goes on.

00:51:28.000 But separately, experiencing the fact that because my wife's part Jewish, then they go, well, that makes your kids' little hook-nose Jews. 0.78

00:51:38.000 We want to kill them.

00:51:39.000 And that's all over the web.

00:51:41.000 They want to kill my kids.

00:51:43.000 So my issue is, the nastiest people...

00:51:46.000 The people I've run into, I've got to say, are the Jew-obsessed folks, who, by the way, think no one can be successful unless they're Jewish.

00:51:54.000 So now they say, I'm Jewish, and I've never had any success from working hard.

00:51:58.000 I've been successful because the Jews have done everything for me.

00:52:02.000 Well, that's what I thought.

00:52:03.000 Finally, finally.

00:52:04.000 I'm just interested in your gun collection.

00:52:06.000 What is your favorite gun, and how many guns do you own?

00:52:08.000 Okay, my favorite gun is a Barrett.50 caliber.

00:52:12.000 Go ahead.

00:52:12.000 To give you an idea, I bought a Barrett.50 caliber for $5,000.

00:52:16.000 It's now worth $20,000.

00:52:18.000 How good a shot are you?

00:52:19.000 I mean, if you really had to, you know, be tested in terms of your accuracy.

00:52:23.000 Do you go to the range and all that stuff?

00:52:25.000 To me, the range is the scariest place to go.

00:52:28.000 There's so many maniacs.

00:52:29.000 I used to go to the range all the time, but no more.

00:52:32.000 Well, I go out to my buddy's 12,000 acre ranch right outside Austin.

00:52:35.000 So you can go shooting outdoors.

00:52:37.000 Yeah, my friends, one of them's a famous rodeo world champion, and the other guy's a country music singer, the Steiner Brothers, have a really nice ranch.

00:52:47.000 We go out there, we can shoot it a mile away with.50 calibers.

00:52:51.000 And with a Barrett.50 cal, it's handheld artillery.

00:52:54.000 In fact, go to informworks.com, I'll post up there some of our gun shows we've shot.

00:52:59.000 Have you ever had to pull a gun out on anyone?

00:53:04.000 No, I haven't.

00:53:05.000 But expanding on that, I have, I didn't want to sound too old, I have more than 50 guns, because here's the deal.

00:53:12.000 They've all gone up in value.

00:53:13.000 I bought, when I was about 18, the first gun I walked in and bought, that I bought at a Walmart, was a Ruger range rifle, especially like a wood-stocked M16, but semi-auto.

00:53:24.000 I bought it for like $250.

00:53:27.000 It's now worth over $1,000.

00:53:29.000 So it's an investment for you.

00:53:30.000 For me, but I've never sold any of them.

00:53:33.000 I literally, most of my guns have doubled, some have tripled, some have quadrupled, and I've got them distributed, you know, all over the state, basically, and it is a big part of my nest egg.

00:53:46.000 And also, yes, it...

00:53:48.000 But when you first bought that gun, what was the purpose?

00:53:51.000 You just like to shoot or you're interested in guns?

00:53:53.000 What's the deal?

00:53:54.000 Kill the hippies. 0.75

00:53:56.000 No.

00:53:57.000 We have a lot of wild hogs on our ranch, and they eat the baby deer, and they're a big problem, a feral hog infestation.

00:54:04.000 And so I bought that because I was working my way through school and college.

00:54:08.000 I wasn't getting a lot of help from my parents, so I wanted to work on my own.

00:54:11.000 You thought there was a dentist and he didn't help you out for college?

00:54:13.000 He helped me out a little bit, but not much.

00:54:15.000 What is up with that?

00:54:16.000 That's awfully cruel.

00:54:17.000 Listen, I went into sales right away out of high school.

00:54:19.000 See, I mean, I was making good grades in college, but I was successful.

00:54:23.000 But the old man could have helped you.

00:54:26.000 And he was only going to community college.

00:54:29.000 Yeah, I mean, it's not that expensive.

00:54:31.000 My dad did buy me a green Mustang on graduation.

00:54:34.000 He did.

00:54:35.000 All right.

00:54:35.000 Well, that's more important.

00:54:37.000 Absolutely.

00:54:37.000 When did you lose your virginity?

00:54:39.000 I mean, it seems to me you got married very young.

00:54:40.000 You haven't had a lot of time to screw around.

00:54:42.000 Okay, well, I'll talk.

00:54:43.000 Let's talk about that.

00:54:43.000 Good, alright, yeah.

00:54:45.000 I'm a stud.

00:54:46.000 There's a theory that you have only had sex with your wife and you've never had sex before that.

00:54:51.000 I don't think sex is a bad thing, but I don't think I've ever even talked about this.

00:54:55.000 You were a stud in college?

00:54:57.000 I was a stud in high school, bro.

00:54:59.000 No kidding.

00:54:59.000 Football player?

00:55:01.000 I did play football, but I wasn't that good.

00:55:03.000 Have you ever had a threesome?

00:55:04.000 On acid?

00:55:07.000 Actually, actually, my wife.

00:55:08.000 You ever on acid with a threesome?

00:55:10.000 I'm not going to answer any of those questions.

00:55:13.000 With black girls? 1.00

00:55:15.000 With black women and Jews. 1.00

00:55:17.000 Did you ever have a threesome series?

00:55:20.000 Seriously?

00:55:21.000 You know, I don't particularly like threesomes.

00:55:23.000 So you had them.

00:55:25.000 I like to pay attention to what I'm doing.

00:55:27.000 How old were you when you lost your virginity?

00:55:30.000 How much of a stud were you? 1.00

00:55:31.000 How old were you when you lost your virginity?

00:55:32.000 I was 12. No kidding.

00:55:34.000 To a teacher?

00:55:35.000 No, no.

00:55:36.000 It was a 15-year-old girl down the block.

00:55:38.000 Look at you.

00:55:39.000 God Almighty.

00:55:40.000 Well, see, here's what happened.

00:55:41.000 Look at you.

00:55:41.000 That sounds like child abuse to me.

00:55:43.000 No, no.

00:55:45.000 It's not bad when you're actually little and it's somebody you're age.

00:55:47.000 The point is, listen, here's the issue.

00:55:49.000 Here's the issue.

00:55:50.000 I agree with that.

00:55:51.000 Yes.

00:55:52.000 Listen, here's the issue, and let's just all be honest about it.

00:55:55.000 I'm a red-blooded American, and I, because I played baseball, you know, just locally in golf and stuff in the neighborhood of Brooklyn, upscale your golf course area, I hung out with all the older kids who were like 15, 16, 17, and I heard them talking about all their girlfriends, and then the kids my age would lie about all the girls they'd had.

00:56:12.000 So I thought I was behind the curve when I was like 12, and then, you know, the 15-year-old...

00:56:17.000 Did you know what you were doing sexually at 12?

00:56:19.000 Yeah, what did you do?

00:56:20.000 It was like a duct of water, man.

00:56:21.000 Wow.

00:56:22.000 Are you over six inches?

00:56:23.000 Fix the water.

00:56:24.000 Do what?

00:56:24.000 Alex, are you over six inches?

00:56:27.000 You know, I mean, I can get the job done.

00:56:29.000 Really?

00:56:30.000 Where are you on porn?

00:56:31.000 You must be for porn.

00:56:32.000 You're a libertarian.

00:56:33.000 You know, I don't really like it because I think it takes from the reality.

00:56:36.000 I like the visceral...

00:56:38.000 You don't masturbate at all?

00:56:41.000 Not really, no.

00:56:42.000 Really?

00:56:42.000 I like the real thing.

00:56:43.000 No kidding.

00:56:44.000 Nothing like the real thing, Howard.

00:56:45.000 Once in a while, it's fun, no?

00:56:49.000 Look up...

00:56:49.000 You always tell people to look up.

00:56:50.000 Look up babysitter porn on you, Paul.

00:56:53.000 There's something you can look up.

00:56:55.000 No kidding.

00:56:56.000 No, but I mean, my issue is...

00:56:57.000 Look at you, 12 years old.

00:56:59.000 That's fascinating.

00:57:01.000 And so you were the aggressor and you got the 15-year-old.

00:57:04.000 You got the older woman. 1.00

00:57:05.000 No, no, I mean...

00:57:06.000 She seduced him. 0.98

00:57:08.000 Yeah, no, that's what happened.

00:57:10.000 I learned the joys of older women at that time. 0.95

00:57:13.000 How did you know?

00:57:13.000 Did she guide you through your coitus?

00:57:16.000 No, I didn't need to be guided.

00:57:17.000 Really?

00:57:18.000 I mean, come on.

00:57:19.000 It's like riding a bike, man.

00:57:21.000 Yeah, but if you've never ridden one before.

00:57:22.000 But if you've never ridden...

00:57:23.000 I don't know.

00:57:23.000 It looks like I don't know how to ride that bike.

00:57:24.000 There's a theory out there, and I'm just going to put it out there, that this girl you had sex with was an Israeli agent for the Mossad.

00:57:32.000 I'm not kidding.

00:57:33.000 I've read it, and I know it.

00:57:34.000 Listen, Alex, you're a lot of fun.

00:57:36.000 Alex Jones is at theinfowars.com.

00:57:39.000 He has a lot of information you can see.

00:57:41.000 And you don't know where this information comes from, but he has a lot.

00:57:45.000 But I'll tell you what.

00:57:46.000 The guy mixes it up.

00:57:48.000 He does his thing.

00:57:50.000 He certainly presents it well.

00:57:51.000 He loves provocative radio.

00:57:52.000 I'll tell you what I've learned.

00:57:53.000 I've learned there's gay shrimp. 1.00

00:57:55.000 I've learned there's bisexual fish. 0.99

00:57:58.000 I've learned that Alex Jones had sex at 12 years old with a 15-year-old.

00:58:03.000 Lest anyone think he's not a red-blooded American, you're out of your mind.

00:58:07.000 He has made love to black women, Jewish women, and possibly took LSD. But wait a minute.

00:58:16.000 Conspiracies.

00:58:17.000 Actually, I'm actually a virgin right now.

00:58:19.000 I was going to get to a bunch of calls, but...

00:58:24.000 But wait a minute.

00:58:25.000 My one...

00:58:26.000 Wait a minute.

00:58:26.000 But you know you want me to stay.

00:58:28.000 Yeah, I do want to...

00:58:29.000 One concern...

00:58:29.000 Let's do a couple.

00:58:30.000 But wait a minute.

00:58:31.000 One concern I have is when people just stir and stir and stir controversy, it really doesn't do anything.

00:58:38.000 And if you really are serious about this stuff, you have to do something about it.

00:58:44.000 Look, he's doing a race.

00:58:45.000 So you believe he's just entertaining?

00:58:48.000 I believe Alex believes what he believes in, but I think he also has the pressure of being an entertainer, and he has to keep coming up with stuff.

00:58:54.000 That's not my point.

00:58:55.000 If it's true what he's saying, he's entertaining.

00:58:58.000 How would anyone know what's true?

00:58:59.000 What?

00:59:00.000 He claims that he's researching.

00:59:04.000 Well, you know what?

00:59:06.000 Whatever.

00:59:06.000 Alex, let's take a couple of phone calls.

00:59:09.000 Sure.

00:59:09.000 All right.

00:59:10.000 Let's see what people have to say.

00:59:11.000 Let's go to Johnny O. Johnny O, go ahead.

00:59:15.000 What's up, Howard?

00:59:16.000 How are you doing?

00:59:17.000 Johnny's a listener from Louisville, Ohio.

00:59:20.000 Go ahead, Johnny.

00:59:21.000 Okay.

00:59:22.000 I am actually a super big fan of Alex Jones.

00:59:25.000 He has some really interesting theories.

00:59:27.000 The only thing, Alex, that I can really disagree with you with...

00:59:31.000 Some of your thoughts and theories on the Georgia Guidestones.

00:59:34.000 I've actually visited the Guidestones.

00:59:37.000 What are those, the Georgia Guidestones, Alex?

00:59:39.000 Fill us in on that.

00:59:41.000 It's something Ted Turner secretly paid for there in Georgia, calling to keep the world population below 500 million.

00:59:47.000 That's a 90-something percent reduction.

00:59:50.000 So you think Ted Turner...

00:59:53.000 No, no, no.

00:59:58.000 When you look at shit like that with a negative connotation, Alex, then you are going to have...

01:00:03.000 Let me ask you, is that your Christian background coming out, like, when you think of that stuff?

01:00:09.000 Listen, I do love God.

01:00:10.000 I do have a relationship with God.

01:00:11.000 I do have a spiritual side.

01:00:12.000 Do you believe there's a personal God that you're going to meet when you die?

01:00:15.000 Listen, the universe is wide open.

01:00:18.000 Did you see the big German studies and MIT studies finding that it appears reality is a simulation and there's something holding it together and that it's organized?

01:00:27.000 I mean...

01:00:27.000 We haven't seen any studies, Alex.

01:00:29.000 By the way, stop asking us to read studies.

01:00:30.000 We don't read anything.

01:00:32.000 Rob and I are empty vessels.

01:00:34.000 Listen, listen, brother.

01:00:35.000 Let me tell you guys something.

01:00:36.000 People who say there's too many people, you could argue that, but hey, are you going to kill yourself?

01:00:41.000 What does that mean?

01:00:43.000 What does it mean?

01:00:44.000 Hey, there's too many people.

01:00:45.000 What do you say in that?

01:00:46.000 Start blowing your heads off.

01:00:47.000 Right.

01:00:49.000 Well, no, we're for the people who are here.

01:00:51.000 We want to just keep everyone else off the planet.

01:00:54.000 Alright, let's go to Hansi.

01:00:56.000 Hansi, you must love Alex.

01:00:57.000 You believe in every conspiracy, right?

01:00:59.000 Right.

01:01:00.000 I find it coincidence that my show is postponed and this guy gets to come on this week.

01:01:06.000 See?

01:01:06.000 There's a conspiracy.

01:01:11.000 Fuck you, Alex.

01:01:13.000 You sound tough, man.

01:01:14.000 Don't hurt me.

01:01:15.000 By the way, Hansi's a big conspiracy guy.

01:01:17.000 He believes in the Illuminati.

01:01:19.000 Where are you on that, Alex?

01:01:20.000 The Illuminati is on record.

01:01:23.000 They got the documents in the 1780s there in Germany.

01:01:27.000 Hansi claimed I'm in the Illuminati.

01:01:28.000 It became the Jacobins in the French Revolution.

01:01:31.000 And there are National Archive letters of George Washington who battled the Illuminati here in America.

01:01:36.000 Okay, but Alex, Alex, see, this is what I don't get.

01:01:39.000 See, you give away information.

01:01:40.000 I'm not even denying that I know a lot from you.

01:01:44.000 But the part is, how do you get rid of the stuff?

01:01:47.000 How do you sneak into Bohemian Grove and nobody in the FBI, CIA touches you?

01:01:53.000 Because the forces with me, buddy.

01:01:55.000 And by the way, he uncovered gay shrimp. 0.66

01:01:57.000 Let's see you do that, Hansi, when we give you your show.

01:02:00.000 No, suicidal shrimp.

01:02:02.000 Suicidal gay shrimp. 1.00

01:02:03.000 Hey, Alex, what if Hansi's show is such a success and you turn into Glenn Beck and you try to undermine his show?

01:02:08.000 Listen, I wish him success.

01:02:10.000 But you know who needs more time?

01:02:11.000 It is the guy that thinks he communicates with aliens.

01:02:14.000 He's got the best voice in the world.

01:02:16.000 Riley.

01:02:17.000 Captain Jenks, you're on here.

01:02:18.000 Listen, if you play a clip of him, I can actually copy him, but I have to hear it first.

01:02:20.000 Go ahead, Jenks.

01:02:22.000 I was always just curious how you could allow yourself to cry with such a pussy little bitch girl. 1.00

01:02:28.000 I am.

01:02:29.000 You cried on TV? You know what?

01:02:31.000 Because real men break down and cry sometimes.

01:02:33.000 I have real emotions.

01:02:34.000 Alex, why do men in this country think that if you cry, you're some sort of pussy?

01:02:41.000 Doesn't it take a real man to show emotion?

01:02:43.000 Listen, I don't usually cry back when I got in a lot of fights.

01:02:46.000 It wasn't just women. 1.00

01:02:47.000 I mean, I was like in street fights.

01:02:49.000 I used to walk, you know, four miles when I was like 15 years old and somebody challenged me to a fight on the railroad tracks.

01:02:55.000 And let me tell you, you better watch out.

01:02:56.000 If I start crying, I can Stomp your ass in the ground. 0.98

01:02:59.000 Are you a good physical fighter?

01:03:01.000 I'm a little out of shape now from just sitting there all the time, and yeah, I'm a badass.

01:03:05.000 Yeah, and you've beaten up guys?

01:03:07.000 Yeah, I put people in comas.

01:03:09.000 You have?

01:03:09.000 Is that documented?

01:03:10.000 Where can I read that?

01:03:11.000 Well, it's all sealed as you've been all right.

01:03:14.000 I'm just joking.

01:03:15.000 I'm not tough.

01:03:16.000 This guy would kick my ass in a minute. 0.96

01:03:18.000 Everybody that talks about being tough is a wimp. 1.00

01:03:20.000 Captain Jenks, you've never cried?

01:03:24.000 Well, I don't even know which time was this that I was crying.

01:03:30.000 Is this the tape that I played earlier?

01:03:32.000 Oh, my goodness.

01:03:36.000 Yeah, that one.

01:03:37.000 Let's see if I have it.

01:03:39.000 I don't think I have it.

01:03:40.000 Here, Alex, I'll play it for you.

01:03:46.000 Hey, Bop-A-Booey, you thought I was going to come over here and be mean to Howard. 0.99

01:03:49.000 I like real people, man.

01:03:52.000 Hey, man, I'm keeping...

01:03:53.000 Crying like that.

01:03:55.000 Oh, come on, Jenks.

01:03:56.000 I was crying like the guy in Deliverance.

01:03:59.000 Squeal, piggy! 1.00

01:04:00.000 I mean, squeal! 1.00

01:04:01.000 Here it is.

01:04:02.000 This is you crying, Alex.

01:04:03.000 Here you go.

01:04:04.000 And then, last night, God just showed me so much and I couldn't even talk.

01:04:08.000 And I do not even feel worthy to be here bringing you this information.

01:04:11.000 And it just absolutely brought me to a place I've never been.

01:04:17.000 To, you know, where God just really says, you want to see the evil?

01:04:20.000 Here it is.

01:04:21.000 Feel it.

01:04:22.000 And to feel what the children are feeling.

01:04:25.000 He's gone, old buddy.

01:04:27.000 Alex, performance or real crime?

01:04:35.000 No, totally real.

01:04:35.000 Totally real.

01:04:36.000 I have...

01:04:36.000 Listen, listen.

01:04:37.000 You know that Fleetwood Mac song?

01:04:39.000 Yes.

01:04:39.000 Yeah, here comes the crystal of visions.

01:04:41.000 I keep my visions to myself.

01:04:43.000 Yes.

01:04:43.000 Yeah, I mean, Howard, you ever had a vision?

01:04:45.000 Yes.

01:04:46.000 Can I have visions all the time?

01:04:48.000 Wait a minute, wait a minute.

01:04:49.000 You have visions all the time?

01:04:50.000 What is your vision, Alex?

01:04:52.000 What's the last one you had?

01:04:53.000 Well, I mean, no, what is a vision?

01:04:54.000 No, just incredible epiphanies times a hundred, where you have amazing understanding, but also things open up, and it's called discernment, and then you...

01:05:04.000 When you can actually study history and evil and also look into the spirit of evil and then look into what the spirit of evil is doing, that is a vision and an understanding of the globalists and the snuffians. 0.86

01:05:18.000 That happened to me on Ayahuasca.

01:05:20.000 That's right.

01:05:20.000 That happened to Robin.

01:05:21.000 I don't need to take Ayahuasca to go to that place, but go ahead.

01:05:24.000 I've got to tell you, Alex, I've learned a lot this morning.

01:05:26.000 I do have to wrap things up because, you know, we do take breaks, but I've got to tell you.

01:05:30.000 Do you go to one of those big megachurches?

01:05:33.000 No.

01:05:34.000 No, I don't go to church.

01:05:36.000 Establishment BS. You know what I'm startled?

01:05:40.000 I'm startled that Alex is a big Scary Spice fan and actually excited about her joining agency.

01:05:46.000 That's amazing.

01:05:46.000 That was the biggest surprise of the morning.

01:05:48.000 I didn't know where you would stand on that.

01:05:50.000 So you don't go to church at all.

01:05:52.000 You just do your own thing.

01:05:54.000 I have a relationship.

01:05:55.000 I mean, I can feel the spiritual energy.

01:05:58.000 And I have good will.

01:05:59.000 I want everybody to go into the future, all humanity to survive, not merge with the machines.

01:06:04.000 They're planning to get rid of the whole military, have an old drone, all robot.

01:06:07.000 It's a technocracy.

01:06:09.000 And read Why the Future Doesn't Need Us by Bill Joy, where he goes to a big technology.

01:06:14.000 Elite meeting with 200-plus billionaires, people that own these major systems.

01:06:19.000 This was in Wired Magazine in April of 2000. How many books are you reading in a week?

01:06:23.000 And he said the elite plan on basically killing everybody.

01:06:27.000 The elite don't want people anymore.

01:06:28.000 They have robots.

01:06:30.000 Well, who are the elite going to be with?

01:06:33.000 Well, how many books are you reading in a day?

01:06:35.000 I mean, you've got some amount of reading you're doing.

01:06:38.000 I have read probably 400 books on history.

01:06:42.000 I've probably read 200 plus books written by globalists.

01:06:44.000 And how many a week?

01:06:46.000 I don't really have time to read a lot of books anymore.

01:06:48.000 I kind of read the bibliographies and I see where things have been sourced and I order the book or look it up online.

01:06:53.000 What is the most trusted news source to you?

01:06:56.000 I always thought the New York Times, you don't believe that.

01:06:59.000 The most trusted news source is having a long-term memory and an understanding of history and human behavior and the globalist agenda.

01:07:05.000 But what do you read?

01:07:06.000 What do you read that You know, it's not so much a publication.

01:07:16.000 There are real reporters pretty much everywhere.

01:07:19.000 Who do you like?

01:07:19.000 Who's your number one guy?

01:07:21.000 I know it's not Piers.

01:07:22.000 He said Drudge before.

01:07:24.000 Drudge?

01:07:26.000 I mean, DrudgeReport.com is the one place where you can really...

01:07:31.000 I mean, you're the king of all media.

01:07:32.000 Matt Drudge is the king of punching something out there and being able to make something the news of the day.

01:07:38.000 That is unbelievably rare and unique because it's all the big radio hosts, the national news.

01:07:46.000 I've been in national newsrooms.

01:07:47.000 They all have it on Drudge.

01:07:48.000 And so Drudge is a place I check all the time.

01:07:51.000 Have you ever interviewed Jesse Ventura?

01:07:54.000 Yeah, I'm good friends with Jesse.

01:07:55.000 I would think so.

01:07:56.000 I mean, you guys have a lot of the same things.

01:07:57.000 Have you been down to Mexico with him?

01:07:59.000 Did you go down to Mexico?

01:08:01.000 No, no, I haven't had time to go down there.

01:08:02.000 But, you know, his son helped wake him up.

01:08:05.000 Jesse already knew about the Kennedy assassination.

01:08:07.000 And his co-author helped wake him up to a certain degree.

01:08:11.000 But Jesse, you know what?

01:08:13.000 I don't agree with Jesse on a couple issues.

01:08:14.000 It doesn't matter.

01:08:15.000 The guy's real.

01:08:16.000 All I want is reality.

01:08:17.000 All I want is real damn people, not fakes. 0.91

01:08:20.000 All right, fair enough.

01:08:21.000 Well, you know, he does, Howard, Howard.

01:08:24.000 Yes?

01:08:24.000 Howard, he does have a point.

01:08:25.000 Because even on 60 Minutes, a few weeks ago, they did this segment on robotics.

01:08:31.000 Right.

01:08:31.000 And they said robots are going to take over the work of the world.

01:08:34.000 And then the reporter from CBS said, well, what are regular people going to do?

01:08:38.000 And the guy did not answer.

01:08:41.000 He was like, these people are going to take over the work.

01:08:43.000 There's going to be no work for people.

01:08:45.000 We have to fix the robots.

01:08:46.000 Let me leave you with one second point.

01:08:49.000 Let me just take one chilling point as we leave here.

01:08:52.000 In literally hundreds of white papers by MIT and others, if you want this I'll send it to you.

01:08:56.000 I'm not kidding.

01:08:57.000 What they say they're going to do is they're going to, in vaccines, inject us.

01:09:02.000 With what they call an anti-stress or anti-drug use vaccine.

01:09:07.000 But they're not even going to tell you.

01:09:08.000 And if you look this up, they go, a new vaccine, this is three years ago, is going to cure, and this is where it's all going, is going to cure stress.

01:09:16.000 But they're not really vaccines.

01:09:17.000 They're genetically engineered nanotech viruses that go in and eat selective ganglia and neuron clusters in the cerebral cortex and other areas, which are a selective lobotomy where you will be able We're a biological android, and we have evidence they're already testing this on the military and others.

01:09:37.000 So soon, if we don't turn this around, the plan, you're hearing the ultimate secret here, is to add to flu vaccines and other things.

01:09:43.000 Did you take the flu vaccine?

01:09:46.000 Absolutely not.

01:09:47.000 You would never take it?

01:09:48.000 No.

01:09:48.000 Do you get your kids vaccinated?

01:09:50.000 No, never.

01:09:51.000 No vaccines whatsoever.

01:09:52.000 And that's what's spreading the flu. 0.95

01:09:54.000 It actually doubles your chances of getting the flu to get the flu vaccine.

01:09:56.000 You didn't give your kids the polio vaccine?

01:09:58.000 None of it.

01:09:59.000 But isn't that a disservice to everyone else?

01:10:01.000 I mean, you know there was a...

01:10:02.000 Well, wait a minute.

01:10:02.000 If you've had the vaccine, you're covered.

01:10:03.000 That's right.

01:10:04.000 So why wouldn't you do that?

01:10:05.000 So that was a disservice.

01:10:06.000 Because everyone has to take it in order to keep polio off this planet, which was a major scourge.

01:10:11.000 Look this up.

01:10:12.000 Dr. Salk, the original polio vaccine had SV40 and killed considerably more than 100 million Americans that have gotten cancer since the 50s.

01:10:21.000 It killed them with that weaponized monkey virus, the SV40. Look it up.

01:10:26.000 And the original stocks they're still using is what's causing this.

01:10:31.000 And look up last year.

01:10:32.000 But you don't think polio being off the planet is a major innovation in this country?

01:10:37.000 Okay, look this up.

01:10:38.000 Look up German government takes clean vaccine.

01:10:41.000 The Chinese government has secret organic gardens.

01:10:44.000 Vaccine technology is real.

01:10:45.000 The problem is they're adding stuff to it.

01:10:48.000 Listen to this.

01:10:48.000 This is key.

01:10:49.000 Look up 46,000 children paralyzed last year.

01:10:52.000 46,000 children paralyzed in India from flu vaccine.

01:10:55.000 And it's back of the paper.

01:10:57.000 They're spreading the polio with the vaccine itself.

01:11:01.000 But Alex, aren't you in danger of scaring people so much?

01:11:04.000 That things like polio...

01:11:06.000 Well, this is what I'm saying.

01:11:07.000 You're constantly stirring and stirring.

01:11:09.000 You're not really getting anything done.

01:11:11.000 I'm warning people.

01:11:12.000 Listen.

01:11:13.000 Listen.

01:11:14.000 I'm afraid to take vaccines.

01:11:17.000 You should be wanting to take over the government and fix things.

01:11:20.000 This is the way it's going.

01:11:22.000 My mother doesn't take flu vaccines.

01:11:24.000 Just about 15 years ago, she was running triathlons.

01:11:27.000 She's still a master swimmer. 1.00

01:11:28.000 She was like silver medals in major competitions. 1.00

01:11:32.000 She must have a great body. 1.00

01:11:35.000 But the point is...

01:11:36.000 Why are you asking him about his mother's body?

01:11:38.000 I'm just curious.

01:11:39.000 She's doing that much athletics now, but she must be pretty hot. 1.00

01:11:42.000 My mother did look like a supermodel when she was younger, but the point is, getting back to all this... 0.93

01:11:46.000 My mother's a D-cup. 0.97

01:11:47.000 What do you think of that?

01:11:49.000 My mother...

01:11:50.000 And I've seen them.

01:11:50.000 There you go.

01:11:52.000 Listen.

01:11:54.000 What did your mother do, Alex?

01:11:55.000 You're getting all befuddled.

01:11:56.000 They told her on the team, they said, everybody go get a flu shot, and almost killed her.

01:12:00.000 She doesn't take it anymore.

01:12:02.000 Well, did you see the news the other day?

01:12:04.000 I'm worried that everybody...

01:12:05.000 Everyone is afraid of these vaccines.

01:12:07.000 But how, you know, wait a minute, wait a minute.

01:12:09.000 Howard, did you see, you know, here we were carrying on.

01:12:13.000 Wait a minute, wait a minute.

01:12:14.000 We can't trust anybody.

01:12:16.000 Listen to me, because I'm telling you, he's on to more than you expect.

01:12:20.000 The other day, yes, wait a minute.

01:12:22.000 I thought he was locked up somewhere.

01:12:25.000 The other day, you know, two, three weeks ago, we were debating flu shot, no flu shot.

01:12:31.000 Everybody's taking the flu shot.

01:12:33.000 Everybody's being told about it.

01:12:36.000 Yesterday, the news was that the flu shot that you took was only 9% effective.

01:12:42.000 Oh, please.

01:12:42.000 Alex, aspirin good or bad?

01:12:45.000 It's good unless you're under three years of age.

01:12:47.000 It's a miracle, Bob.

01:12:48.000 All right, listen.

01:12:49.000 I've got to wrap this up, so I'm going to ask you one final question.

01:12:52.000 Yes, sir.

01:12:52.000 You said you like truthful people.

01:12:54.000 You don't like phonies.

01:12:55.000 Give me your list of the five biggest phonies on this planet. 0.90

01:12:58.000 Oh, my God.

01:13:00.000 Come on.

01:13:00.000 Give me five names of people.

01:13:02.000 We won't even know them.

01:13:04.000 No.

01:13:04.000 Elizabeth Saxe-Coburg-Gotha.

01:13:06.000 Notice we never know their names.

01:13:08.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:13:09.000 There you go.

01:13:10.000 Elizabeth Saxe-Cobra-Gerber?

01:13:13.000 No.

01:13:14.000 Elizabeth Saxe-Coburg-Gotha.

01:13:17.000 You're saying that's the Queen Mother?

01:13:18.000 No, no.

01:13:19.000 No, that's the Queen. 1.00

01:13:20.000 Queen Elizabeth II. Oh.

01:13:22.000 And I do mean the second.

01:13:23.000 Yeah.

01:13:24.000 Her real name, notice it's House of Windsor. 0.95

01:13:26.000 That's a brand name.

01:13:27.000 They're actually a German family that's not even German.

01:13:30.000 Did you know they're Transylvanian and that their lineage is actually two Dracul and the Dracula castle?

01:13:36.000 Wow.

01:13:37.000 She is a vampire.

01:13:39.000 A vampire.

01:13:40.000 Well, come on, Alex.

01:13:41.000 Give me five modern-day people who...

01:13:44.000 Well, let me see that Elizabeth is here. 1.00

01:13:46.000 Who is the worst person on the planet right now who is a big fake phony?

01:13:50.000 Well, I mean, look at how the Pope's having to resign all these other cardinals over transvestite parties.

01:13:56.000 Right.

01:13:57.000 So you're saying the Pope is...

01:13:58.000 Transvestite parties?

01:14:00.000 That's right.

01:14:01.000 No, no.

01:14:01.000 Have you yourself ever been to a transvestite party?

01:14:04.000 Are you worth $5 million?

01:14:05.000 Did you sneak into the transvestite parties?

01:14:07.000 Alex, are you worth $5 million?

01:14:09.000 You know, I see those.

01:14:10.000 Is that site that tells you worth?

01:14:12.000 Yes.

01:14:12.000 Does it accurately guess yours?

01:14:14.000 No.

01:14:14.000 Yeah, it doesn't accurately guess mine.

01:14:16.000 Are you worth more than $5 million?

01:14:17.000 You know, I'm not like Glenn Beck that goes, I just signed an $80 million contract.

01:14:22.000 Right.

01:14:22.000 So where are you at financially?

01:14:24.000 Are you a multi-millionaire?

01:14:26.000 I'm not going to talk about money, man.

01:14:27.000 I didn't cool.

01:14:28.000 So money, acid, and black chicks, you're off the record. 1.00

01:14:33.000 Let's just be clear here.

01:14:34.000 You know, I mean, I've got a big ranch that our families have.

01:14:37.000 They got the Mexican land grant in 1830. But I don't really come from what you call a rich family.

01:14:42.000 Did you pay $800,000 for that ranch?

01:14:45.000 No.

01:14:47.000 I can't even buy anything for that.

01:14:49.000 Anyways, the point is...

01:14:50.000 I was going to say, where's your ranch in a swamp?

01:14:53.000 It's at the CNN building.

01:14:56.000 Alex, we've yented it up for an hour and a half.

01:15:00.000 You know, they're doing...

01:15:01.000 What's that inkblotter thing they do?

01:15:04.000 Rorschach.

01:15:04.000 Yeah, they have, like, shit all over the walls, like a Rorschach painting.

01:15:07.000 What do you mean they have shit all over the walls?

01:15:10.000 He said that Pierce Studios are falling apart.

01:15:13.000 Let me tell you, let me tell you.

01:15:14.000 Okay, I've been in there a couple times before, very same floor, been on Joy Behar, you name it.

01:15:18.000 Been to see in multiple times before, used to be all glistening nice.

01:15:21.000 Holes in the carpet, light bulbs burnout, everybody looking freaked out.

01:15:25.000 Because they're running out of money, you're saying?

01:15:27.000 Listen, let me tell you what happened.

01:15:28.000 So, I'm sick, and I'm like, oh my God, the flu, I've got to throw up again.

01:15:32.000 So, they put me in this green room.

01:15:34.000 And I go in there, and I'm like, is this on purpose that they put me in a bathroom that literally had, like, diarrhea projectiled across a wall in some type of...

01:15:43.000 Who was the art guy that splattered all the paint?

01:15:47.000 Pollock.

01:15:47.000 Pollock, yeah.

01:15:48.000 Okay, but it's like...

01:15:49.000 Is this like black crap, green crap, brown crap? 1.00

01:15:52.000 So it's like a Pollock painting.

01:15:54.000 This is shocking what you're saying.

01:15:56.000 Listen, so I walk through, because here's how it works.

01:15:58.000 You've got on one end a green room and a TV set and, you know, a picture of Fareed's So I walk in, open up that bathroom.

01:16:14.000 It's filthy.

01:16:15.000 So I was going to get mad.

01:16:16.000 I said, you put me here in purpose?

01:16:17.000 Because I'm not a neat freak.

01:16:19.000 But, you know, I thought there's no way they put me in a room with feces all over the walls, you know, on accident.

01:16:25.000 Okay?

01:16:26.000 So then I was going to get pissed because, you know, I had the flu.

01:16:29.000 I was angry.

01:16:29.000 I was stomping around, you know, just going on adrenaline.

01:16:32.000 Dirty, too.

01:16:33.000 So then I go out and go down the hall, because I've been in there before, you know, a few years ago, back when I still smoked cigarettes.

01:16:39.000 I snuck in the common bathroom and smoked a cigarette.

01:16:41.000 I'm just joking.

01:16:42.000 Anyways, so I went down to the common bathroom, and it was dirty.

01:16:44.000 So I was kind of doing an inspection, kind of like you check the kitchen.

01:16:47.000 And I'm telling you, that place is a sinking ship.

01:16:50.000 Wow.

01:16:51.000 Wow.

01:16:51.000 Now you've blown the lid off everything.

01:16:53.000 Listen, Alex, I've got to go.

01:16:54.000 Alex, I've got to go.

01:16:55.000 Check out Alex Jones.

01:16:56.000 There's more.

01:16:57.000 I'm watching Wolf Blitzer.

01:16:59.000 Did you say Wolf Blitzer shit all over the walls?

01:17:03.000 He has a white floor on Situation Room.

01:17:06.000 Next time you're watching, watch the white floor.

01:17:09.000 And used to it was all glistening white.

01:17:10.000 There's like black and brown spots and scuffs on the white monolium.

01:17:14.000 Look carefully how thin there they are.

01:17:17.000 When you watch CNN, you'll see the rotting.

01:17:19.000 It's a rotting carcass of propaganda and garbage.

01:17:22.000 Howard and Robin and all of you and Bop-A-Booey, see how it was nice? 0.98

01:17:26.000 Thank you, Alex.

01:17:28.000 Thanks for having me.

01:17:28.000 Why wouldn't you be nice?

01:17:29.000 Well, of course.

01:17:30.000 What's the agenda?

01:17:31.000 He's like, I'm telling you, Howard.

01:17:32.000 I saw his email.

01:17:33.000 He's a nice guy.

01:17:33.000 He goes, this guy is a Morton Downey Jr. and he's going to come on there and try to show you I'm a jerk.

01:17:38.000 I'm telling you, Howard.

01:17:39.000 No, Gary was like, I was excited to have you on.

01:17:43.000 After I say I'm Piers, I go, I've got to get this guy on the air and talk to him about it.

01:17:45.000 I was a fan from the first time.

01:17:47.000 I'm a fan of Bop-A-Booey, so I want him to be my friend now. 1.00

01:17:49.000 Good.

01:17:49.000 He can come produce your show.

01:17:51.000 Check out...

01:17:52.000 I thought it was fascinating.

01:17:53.000 I'll tell you that.

01:17:53.000 He's a very fascinating guy, Gary.

01:17:56.000 Gary, don't worry.

01:17:57.000 I'm not letting you go over to the Alex show.

01:17:58.000 You're going to stay right here.

01:17:59.000 I don't think I can pay him what you're paying him.

01:18:01.000 That guy makes more money than I do.

01:18:02.000 Check out Alex Jones at Infowars.com and don't miss Alex's nightly news program at PrisonPlanet.tv.

01:18:08.000 Alex, thanks for coming on.

01:18:10.000 Howard, it's been amazing.

01:18:11.000 Hey, will you come on my show?

01:18:12.000 I know you're too busy.

01:18:13.000 I'm way too big for your show.

01:18:15.000 You need a hundred more markets.

01:18:19.000 I'll come on one time.

01:18:20.000 Yeah, when I'm promoting something, I'll come on.

01:18:22.000 When you've got a book, hey, you'll get a big response on my show.

01:18:24.000 All right, Alex.

01:18:25.000 Alex, I'm there.

01:18:26.000 All right, take care, buddy.

01:18:27.000 All right, take care.

01:18:27.000 Alex Jones, everybody, checking in for an hour and a half.

01:18:31.000 Yeah, couldn't get him off the phone.

01:18:33.000 Learned about bisexual fish and shrimp that are committing suicide. 1.00

01:18:39.000 Oh, my goodness.

01:18:40.000 You know, we're laughing as these conspiracy people...

01:18:45.000 You know, are telling us that all of our rights are being taken away, and pretty soon we'll be androids.

01:18:51.000 All right.

01:18:51.000 Listen, I do have to take a break.

01:18:53.000 We'll be back right after these words.

01:18:55.000 Among the things we have to accomplish before the end of the show today, we will let the Iron Sheik talk about why he's upset that wrestling was dropped from the Olympics.

01:19:03.000 It's probably part of the conspiracy.

01:19:05.000 That's right.

01:19:06.000 And then I've got about 50 things to play you, and then Robin will do the news.

Alex Jones Show - February 26, 2013

Howard Stern Interviews Alex Jones

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