Ali Dawah - June 20, 2024


EPIC MONENT COMEDIAN OWNS Z!ONIST AUDIENCE - HILARIOUS


Episode Stats

Length

4 minutes

Words per Minute

184.92537

Word Count

826

Sentence Count

26

Misogynist Sentences

3

Hate Speech Sentences

10


Summary

In this podcast, I talk about how the Zionists are a moronic bunch of idiots, and how Allah exposes them for what they are really are! You can't make this up. I mean, listen to this hilarious story about a guy who is an investigator of war crimes in Ukraine, and he's from Israel! How did Allah expose them?


Transcript

00:00:00.000 You're a war crimes...inver- is that true?
00:00:08.000 Oh my god!
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00:00:28.000 You cannot make this up!
00:00:30.000 I've said this before guys, if they gave me a billion pound budget
00:00:34.000 and said make Zionists look bad as possible
00:00:36.000 I could have possibly never be able to orchestrate something like what the Zionists are doing for free!
00:00:42.000 Absolutely free bro!
00:00:44.000 It's as if Allah is humiliating them with their own hands on their own tongues.
00:00:46.000 Listen to this comedian on stage, happens to be interviewing...
00:00:50.000 So and I'm watching this and I'm thinking no way what he was about to say at the end
00:00:53.000 like you cannot make this up.
00:00:54.000 Just watch for yourself as he's talking about this guy who's a investigator
00:00:57.000 of war crimes, guess where he was from?
00:01:01.000 Oh the irony and the comedian's face, oh my gosh
00:01:03.000 I mean he just absolutely owned him. Let's watch for ourselves, this was so satisfying.
00:01:07.000 You're an investigator?
00:01:09.000 What kind? Like for the police?
00:01:11.000 Like war crimes investigator.
00:01:13.000 Is that true? Is that true? Oh my god!
00:01:19.000 Jeez, we really went up a notch didn't we?
00:01:23.000 Until then it was just all fun like oh first date in the front row!
00:01:26.000 And you're like I'm here to investigate war crimes.
00:01:29.000 What are you working on at the moment? What's your...
00:01:31.000 Ukraine.
00:01:33.000 Ukraine? You're working on investigating war crimes in Ukraine?
00:01:35.000 Yeah.
00:01:36.000 Fuck me man!
00:01:37.000 I thought when you said infrastructure it was like gonna kill the energy but fuck!
00:01:41.000 You...
00:01:43.000 You...
00:01:44.000 You came to win, I like it!
00:01:46.000 And are you from the UK?
00:01:48.000 No.
00:01:49.000 No, where are you from?
00:01:50.000 I'm from Israel.
00:01:51.000 You're from...
00:01:52.000 Great!
00:01:53.000 Oh my god!
00:01:56.000 Jesus Christ!
00:01:59.000 Of all the places you could have said!
00:02:02.000 You're an...
00:02:03.000 You're a war crimes investigator!
00:02:05.000 From Israel!
00:02:07.000 Looking at Ukraine!
00:02:11.000 I think the call may be coming from inside the house!
00:02:15.000 Oh my gosh guys!
00:02:16.000 Wallahi!
00:02:17.000 You cannot make this up!
00:02:18.000 Wallahi!
00:02:19.000 As if Allah is humiliating them with their own mouth!
00:02:23.000 You go on stage!
00:02:24.000 I would not even speak bro!
00:02:26.000 I would not even mention!
00:02:27.000 If I was a Zionist Israeli on that stage and this guy was into me...
00:02:31.000 I would not mention my...
00:02:32.000 I would never say I'm a war crime investigator!
00:02:33.000 I'm just like yeah I'm just um...
00:02:34.000 Yeah I just sell chips!
00:02:35.000 I sell potato chips yeah!
00:02:36.000 I'm a cab driver!
00:02:37.000 I'm...
00:02:38.000 I'm a cab driver!
00:02:39.000 I would never!
00:02:40.000 I mean can you imagine so boldly I'm a war crime investigator!
00:02:42.000 Okay what you're working on now?
00:02:43.000 Ukraine!
00:02:44.000 Okay where you from?
00:02:45.000 I would never in a million years say Israel!
00:02:47.000 I'd better put the bloody honest say face here!
00:02:49.000 No!
00:02:50.000 He's like yeah I'm from Israel!
00:02:51.000 I mean you can't make this up!
00:02:52.000 I just want to thank the Zionists!
00:02:54.000 We could have not done it without you guys!
00:02:56.000 You guys are flipping amazing!
00:02:58.000 With this when it comes to this you guys are flipping phenomenal!
00:03:01.000 Of exposing your bloody selves!
00:03:03.000 Mwah!
00:03:04.000 Brilliant!
00:03:05.000 Round of applause!
00:03:06.000 You're from Israel and you are looking at war crimes in Ukraine!
00:03:10.000 Bravo!
00:03:11.000 You absolute flipping moron!
00:03:13.000 What a flipping...
00:03:14.000 Oh you can't make this up!
00:03:15.000 You cannot make this up guys!
00:03:16.000 That's all I want to share with you guys to brighten up your day Abdullah!
00:03:18.000 These guys are moronic absolute idiotic fools man!
00:03:22.000 You cannot make this up!
00:03:23.000 There's an outright genocide apartheid going!
00:03:25.000 The whole world has woken up to your reality!
00:03:28.000 Carry on exposing yourselves from comedians on stage to news anchors to you name it!
00:03:35.000 Carry on exposing!
00:03:36.000 Allah subhanahu wa ta'ala is exposing you guys!
00:03:38.000 Alhamdulillah!
00:03:39.000 That's all I wanted to say brothers and sisters!
00:03:41.000 Till next time!
00:03:42.000 Assalamualaikum warahmatullahi wabarakatuh!
00:03:44.000 This was so damn satisfying!
00:03:46.000 Please share this around the world!
00:03:47.000 Please!
00:03:48.000 Goodbye!
00:03:49.000 Allah subhanahu wa ta'ala said!
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