Ali Dawah - I MEET BAPUU & TEACH HIM ISLAM - FUNNY

00:00:00.000 What do we do? What do we do? What do we do?

00:00:02.000 I don't know, I'm thinking what should we do?

00:00:22.000 As-salamu alaykum wa rahmatullahi barakatuh brothers and sisters

00:00:26.000 As you can see, I'm here with Bappu

00:00:28.000 Bappu! My name is Bappu, yeah?

00:00:30.000 What does Bappu mean?

00:00:32.000 Nothing, it's just a nice cute name for me

00:00:36.000 Where are you originally from? Are you Bangladeshi?

00:00:38.000 No

00:00:40.000 Let me guess one second, one second

00:00:42.000 Give me a clue, give me a clue

00:00:44.000 It begins with M

00:00:46.000 Malaysian? No! 1.00

00:00:48.000 M or N? 0.96

00:00:50.000 Me, my mother

00:00:52.000 Mauritius!

00:00:56.000 Yes! I'm from Mauritius

00:00:58.000 How do you know you're from Mauritius?

00:01:00.000 Because that's where I was made

00:01:02.000 And I was shipped over

00:01:04.000 Then I came to UK

00:01:06.000 Have you got your British passport yet?

00:01:08.000 What's that? You don't have a British passport?

00:01:10.000 Well you know Britain First is going to be after you if you don't have a passport

00:01:12.000 Oh I got a receipt

00:01:14.000 It's V18 and everything

00:01:16.000 Okay

00:01:18.000 What we're going to do today is

00:01:20.000 We're going to go through some basics

00:01:22.000 Basics of what?

00:01:24.000 Take a guess

00:01:25.000 I don't know

00:01:26.000 Take a guess

00:01:28.000 What am I known for? What do I do?

00:01:30.000 Teaching me British values 0.98

00:01:32.000 You want Britain to be about British? 1.00

00:01:34.000 Yeah

00:01:35.000 Yeah we all do

00:01:36.000 But besides that

00:01:38.000 What is my name?

00:01:39.000 Ali Dawah

00:01:40.000 Well we're going to talk a bit about Islam yeah?

00:01:42.000 Oh okay

00:01:43.000 So we're going to go through

00:01:44.000 And maybe there's

00:01:45.000 There might be kids at home watching

00:01:47.000 Oh okay

00:01:48.000 Forget kids actually 0.97

00:01:49.000 There's a lot of Muslims that don't know these basics 1.00

00:01:51.000 Okay anyways

00:01:52.000 Let's go through

00:01:53.000 Do you know what's the five pillars of Islam?

00:01:56.000 Five pillars? No!

00:01:58.000 You don't know the five pillars of Islam?

00:01:59.000 No!

00:02:00.000 So how are you Muslim then?

00:02:02.000 I'm still learning!

00:02:04.000 Oh okay

00:02:05.000 I'm only small

00:02:06.000 Alright

00:02:09.000 What happened to your hair?

00:02:10.000 You know last time I told you

00:02:11.000 Put some gel on your hair?

00:02:12.000 Yeah I put gel on it but

00:02:13.000 It looks like you put a cup on it

00:02:14.000 Yeah I want it to look neat

00:02:16.000 Yeah you look quite cool actually

00:02:17.000 Oh thank you

00:02:18.000 With your hair sticking out

00:02:19.000 Thank you thank you thank you

00:02:20.000 Yeah yeah nice hat

00:02:21.000 Oh thank you

00:02:22.000 Yeah that's good

00:02:23.000 Hopefully nobody will refuse

00:02:24.000 You're imitating the kuffar 1.00

00:02:25.000 Oh what's that?

00:02:26.000 Ah long story I'll tell you another day

00:02:28.000 Let's learn the basics today okay?

00:02:29.000 Okay okay

00:02:30.000 Okay okay

00:02:31.000 What is the first thing that a Muslim should have on his tongue and believe in his heart? 1.00

00:02:37.000 Saliva?

00:02:40.000 What?

00:02:42.000 Saliva on your tongue?

00:02:44.000 No no no no

00:02:45.000 No no no

00:02:46.000 You say it on your tongue

00:02:48.000 Hmm

00:02:49.000 You believe it in your heart

00:02:50.000 Oh

00:02:51.000 And you put it into action with your limbs

00:02:52.000 Oh

00:02:53.000 It's the shahada 0.97

00:02:54.000 Oh

00:02:55.000 Yes

00:02:56.000 Shahada

00:02:57.000 To justify

00:02:58.000 Hmm

00:02:59.000 You're not worthy of worship

00:03:00.000 Okay

00:03:01.000 Except Allah

00:03:02.000 Hmm

00:03:03.000 Subhanahu wa ta'ala

00:03:04.000 Hmm

00:03:05.000 And the Prophet Muhammad

00:03:06.000 Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam

00:03:07.000 Is his final

00:03:08.000 Messenger

00:03:09.000 Good

00:03:10.000 Perfect

00:03:11.000 So once we have that

00:03:12.000 Hmm

00:03:13.000 We're good to go

00:03:14.000 Oh interesting

00:03:15.000 Interesting

00:03:16.000 Yes

00:03:17.000 And this will

00:03:18.000 Yeah

00:03:19.000 Will be one of the

00:03:20.000 Well the most heaviest thing

00:03:22.000 On the scale of their judgement

00:03:24.000 No way

00:03:25.000 Yeah so if kids know this

00:03:26.000 And they implement this

00:03:28.000 And Muslims 0.95

00:03:29.000 This is for both kids

00:03:31.000 And Muslims out there

00:03:32.000 Because sadly

00:03:33.000 A lot of people

00:03:34.000 Do say it

00:03:35.000 But they don't act upon it

00:03:36.000 Oh no

00:03:37.000 But at least they know it

00:03:38.000 And hopefully they'll act upon it

00:03:39.000 Yeah?

00:03:40.000 Why are you happy then?

00:03:41.000 For what?

00:03:42.000 What am I happy for?

00:03:43.000 What am I happy for?

00:03:44.000 If they testify to the Shahada 0.96

00:03:45.000 Obviously

00:03:46.000 Yeah?

00:03:47.000 Because you want to be happy innit?

00:03:48.000 Yes

00:03:49.000 Can you

00:03:50.000 Do you do like a special dance

00:03:51.000 When you're happy?

00:03:52.000 Uh yeah

00:03:53.000 It's called the Kasme dance

00:03:54.000 What is it?

00:03:55.000 Go on go on

00:03:56.000 Shall I do the Kasme dance?

00:03:57.000 Are you sure?

00:03:58.000 Yeah

00:03:59.000 Oh okay

00:04:00.000 Everybody say Kasme 0.80

00:04:01.000 I said Kasme 0.96

00:04:02.000 Everybody do that

00:04:03.000 Kasme dance

00:04:04.000 Oh yeah

00:04:05.000 Kasme

00:04:06.000 Oh yeah

00:04:07.000 Kasme

00:04:08.000 Everybody do that

00:04:09.000 Calm down

00:04:10.000 Calm down

00:04:11.000 Don't get too excited

00:04:12.000 I like your trainers by the way

00:04:13.000 Oh thank you

00:04:14.000 You got more swagger than me

00:04:15.000 Yeah?

00:04:16.000 Yeah we're gonna be friends

00:04:17.000 Okay can I put your hat backwards?

00:04:18.000 Yeah

00:04:19.000 Cause things are getting a bit cool

00:04:20.000 Oh okay

00:04:21.000 There we go

00:04:22.000 Oh you look proper cool

00:04:23.000 You know there might be some sisters watching me 1.00

00:04:24.000 Maybe they wanna get married

00:04:25.000 You know that?

00:04:26.000 Oh yeah yeah

00:04:27.000 Yeah oh no it's not

00:04:28.000 Oh

00:04:29.000 I don't like it like that

00:04:30.000 Okay you don't like it like that

00:04:31.000 Okay

00:04:32.000 What is that?

00:04:33.000 You saw your hair

00:04:34.000 Listen I want those sisters okay? 0.97

00:04:35.000 Okay okay

00:04:36.000 We're gonna get married

00:04:37.000 We're gonna come to that

00:04:38.000 First these sisters 0.68

00:04:39.000 Am I ready?

00:04:40.000 No you're not

00:04:41.000 Because you know why?

00:04:42.000 Because these sisters they want a Muslim brother 1.00

00:04:43.000 Oh okay okay

00:04:44.000 Yeah a good practicing Muslim brother

00:04:45.000 Okay hurry up didn't it?

00:04:46.000 Yeah yeah yeah

00:04:47.000 Don't get too excited yeah

00:04:48.000 Okay

00:04:50.000 Okay

00:04:51.000 So first when you're a Muslim 1.00

00:04:52.000 And you know the basic things

00:04:53.000 Then the sister might think 1.00

00:04:54.000 You know what this brother knows something

00:04:55.000 Yeah okay

00:04:56.000 Now the second thing

00:04:57.000 Yeah

00:04:58.000 Yeah

00:04:59.000 Is the most important thing

00:05:00.000 Is the Salah 0.83

00:05:01.000 Oh Salah

00:05:02.000 Yes

00:05:03.000 The Prophet Muhammad

00:05:04.000 He said

00:05:05.000 Is the

00:05:06.000 Between us

00:05:07.000 And the non-Muslims 1.00

00:05:08.000 Is the Salah 0.83

00:05:09.000 That's what differentiates

00:05:10.000 Between us and

00:05:11.000 Kufr

00:05:12.000 Yes?

00:05:13.000 Yeah?

00:05:14.000 So Salah is important

00:05:15.000 How many times do we pray?

00:05:16.000 Um

00:05:17.000 Five

00:05:18.000 Okay

00:05:19.000 You know quite a lot actually

00:05:20.000 You know the sisters are going to be quite impressed

00:05:21.000 Yeah I'm not just good looking

00:05:23.000 Yeah oh okay

00:05:24.000 You're going to call Salah 0.99

00:05:25.000 They're going to be messaging me

00:05:26.000 Oh please please

00:05:27.000 I think I need to get a secretary on that

00:05:29.000 Yeah yeah Bapu I've got it

00:05:30.000 Filter through my emails

00:05:31.000 Yeah yeah

00:05:32.000 The third one is

00:05:34.000 The cat

00:05:35.000 Yes?

00:05:36.000 Who's cat?

00:05:38.000 Are you taking the rick at me?

00:05:39.000 No you said

00:05:40.000 The cat

00:05:41.000 The cat

00:05:42.000 I can be quite dangerous when I'm angry

00:05:43.000 Oh is it is it?

00:05:44.000 Yeah

00:05:45.000 You don't look risky

00:05:46.000 You look like a cat

00:05:47.000 Yeah you're going to find out soon how dangerous I am 0.75

00:05:49.000 When I do it

00:05:50.000 Is it?

00:05:51.000 I'm going to do a boxing match with Muhammad Hijab soon 1.00

00:05:52.000 Yeah do you know Muhammad Hijab? 0.89

00:05:53.000 No

00:05:54.000 You'll find out soon don't worry

00:05:55.000 Okay

00:05:56.000 Yeah you're next

00:05:57.000 I'll be rooting for him then

00:05:58.000 Yeah yeah we will

00:05:59.000 Okay the third is a cat

00:06:00.000 Yeah?

00:06:01.000 Not cat

00:06:02.000 Zakat 0.55

00:06:03.000 Oh Zakat 0.98

00:06:04.000 Zakat yeah 0.99

00:06:05.000 So that's giving 2.5% in charity

00:06:07.000 Why are you giving charity?

00:06:09.000 To help people

00:06:10.000 Yes good

00:06:11.000 So we want to help people that are less fortunate

00:06:13.000 But we actually help ourselves more by helping others

00:06:16.000 Excellent

00:06:17.000 Excellent

00:06:18.000 Because it will be on our scales on the day of judgement

00:06:20.000 Yeah get more heavy innit?

00:06:21.000 Yes good

00:06:22.000 Heavy thing

00:06:23.000 Heavy heavy heavy

00:06:24.000 Yes good

00:06:25.000 And the fourth is that we fast in Ramadan

00:06:29.000 Yes?

00:06:30.000 How many days do we fast?

00:06:31.000 I'm fasting all day all year round

00:06:32.000 Yes

00:06:33.000 And you're alive

00:06:34.000 Yeah

00:06:35.000 But not everybody is as lucky as

00:06:36.000 Yeah I'm so pious I just keep fasting

00:06:38.000 Yeah

00:06:39.000 I don't need to eat or drink

00:06:40.000 Yeah but the prophet peace be upon him said

00:06:42.000 Yeah

00:06:43.000 The one who is from me is the one who follows my sunnah 0.80

00:06:45.000 Meaning

00:06:46.000 The prophet said

00:06:47.000 Sometimes I fast and some days I don't

00:06:50.000 I get married

00:06:51.000 You know

00:06:52.000 Salah

00:06:53.000 Yeah?

00:06:54.000 So have it balanced

00:06:55.000 Don't tire yourself too much

00:06:56.000 I'll balance it

00:06:57.000 Yes

00:06:58.000 And the last but not least

00:06:59.000 If you have the money

00:07:00.000 Are you working?

00:07:01.000 Well

00:07:02.000 I don't know I need to check with you later

00:07:04.000 Yeah we'll find you a job

00:07:05.000 Okay

00:07:06.000 You're good at but

00:07:07.000 Okay

00:07:08.000 You've got swagger maybe fashion

00:07:09.000 Yeah

00:07:10.000 Okay cool

00:07:11.000 Yeah the fifth is if you have the means to

00:07:13.000 Okay and you're able to

00:07:14.000 To perform Hajj 0.99

00:07:15.000 Do you know what Hajj is?

00:07:16.000 Hajj yeah Hajj 1.00

00:07:17.000 Is it where you go somewhere special?

00:07:18.000 Yes

00:07:19.000 Where's that?

00:07:20.000 To Makkah

00:07:21.000 And you go to the Kaaba

00:07:23.000 And you do the obligatory things

00:07:25.000 Wow

00:07:26.000 So your Hajj is accepted

00:07:27.000 And you cannot argue

00:07:28.000 And be talking or backbiting against anyone

00:07:31.000 You have to make sure that you're patient

00:07:32.000 Lovely lovely

00:07:33.000 Do you like that?

00:07:34.000 Yes I do

00:07:35.000 Yes

00:07:36.000 Good

00:07:37.000 That's good

00:07:38.000 That's the five pillars of Islam 1.00

00:07:39.000 How about the six articles of faith?

00:07:42.000 Six articles of faith?

00:07:44.000 Yes

00:07:45.000 Wow

00:07:46.000 What do we have to believe?

00:07:47.000 Yes we believe in Allah

00:07:48.000 Etc

00:07:49.000 But okay

00:07:50.000 Do you know the six articles of faith?

00:07:52.000 No

00:07:53.000 No

00:07:54.000 Okay the first one is

00:07:56.000 That we believe in Allah

00:07:57.000 Believe in Allah

00:07:59.000 Yes

00:08:00.000 Okay

00:08:01.000 Yes

00:08:02.000 The second one is

00:08:03.000 We believe in his angels

00:08:06.000 His angels?

00:08:07.000 Yes

00:08:08.000 He created angels

00:08:09.000 Do you believe in angels?

00:08:10.000 I believe in angels

00:08:12.000 I can sing you know

00:08:13.000 Okay

00:08:14.000 Alright good

00:08:15.000 Good

00:08:16.000 We believe in angels

00:08:18.000 We believe in angels

00:08:19.000 We believe in his messengers

00:08:20.000 His messengers

00:08:21.000 Yes

00:08:22.000 Yes

00:08:23.000 Good mashallah

00:08:24.000 And we believe in the books that he sent

00:08:26.000 The books he sent

00:08:28.000 Oh yeah

00:08:29.000 Yes

00:08:30.000 We believe in the day of judgment

00:08:31.000 And the day of judgment

00:08:32.000 Yes

00:08:33.000 Scary

00:08:34.000 That's what we all need to work for

00:08:35.000 Yeah

00:08:36.000 If the kids are watching at home

00:08:37.000 And the Muslims 0.99

00:08:38.000 We try our best to work for it

00:08:39.000 Yes

00:08:40.000 Okay

00:08:41.000 And lastly but not least

00:08:42.000 We believe in the qadr 1.00

00:08:43.000 Qadr is the predestiny 1.00

00:08:45.000 Yeah

00:08:46.000 Yeah

00:08:47.000 The good and the bad

00:08:48.000 Okay

00:08:49.000 I can't see you man

00:08:50.000 Fix your heart

00:08:51.000 Sorry sorry

00:08:52.000 Yeah that's it

00:08:53.000 So let the sister see your blue eyes you know 1.00

00:08:54.000 Yeah

00:08:55.000 Lower your gaze

00:08:56.000 Lower your gaze

00:08:57.000 That's it

00:08:58.000 Looking anywhere

00:08:59.000 Okay

00:09:00.000 That's the six

00:09:01.000 Articles of faith

00:09:02.000 Excellent

00:09:03.000 Yes

00:09:04.000 So good

00:09:05.000 So these are the basic things that we all have to know innit

00:09:08.000 Yes

00:09:09.000 I'm so excited to learn new things

00:09:11.000 Yes

00:09:12.000 So guys

00:09:13.000 If you want us

00:09:14.000 Me and Bapu

00:09:15.000 To talk about more stuff

00:09:16.000 Be it for adults 0.90

00:09:17.000 Or even advise innit

00:09:18.000 Cause I'm sure

00:09:19.000 Now that you're a Muslim 1.00

00:09:20.000 I'm growing up

00:09:21.000 Yes

00:09:22.000 I'm being a man

00:09:23.000 Yes

00:09:24.000 You're gonna be a man

00:09:25.000 Yes

00:09:26.000 Comment in the section below

00:09:27.000 Five videos you would like to see from me

00:09:28.000 And Bapu

00:09:29.000 And we can bring them to you

00:09:30.000 Innit Bapu 0.98

00:09:31.000 Yes and I can sing to you

00:09:32.000 Do you want to sing something for us before we go

00:09:34.000 I mean a special song

00:09:36.000 What special song

00:09:37.000 What's it called

00:09:38.000 What is that

00:09:39.000 What is that

00:09:40.000 Oh

00:09:41.000 Yes

00:09:42.000 I'm trying to figure out the words

00:09:57.000 What does that mean

00:09:58.000 Oh nothing

00:09:59.000 What are you doing now giving

00:10:00.000 Dawa

00:10:01.000 Dawa

00:10:02.000 Yeah

00:10:03.000 Okay good

00:10:04.000 Yes

00:10:05.000 I want everyone to be

00:10:07.000 Watching this space

00:10:08.000 So we can learn about Islam

00:10:09.000 Yes 0.99

00:10:10.000 Big kids, little kids, fat kids, small kids, skinny kids 0.96

00:10:12.000 Everyone 0.89

00:10:13.000 Men, women, everyone

00:10:14.000 Yes everybody

00:10:15.000 Yes

00:10:16.000 And we're gonna do some serious topics as well

00:10:17.000 Serious topics

00:10:18.000 Not too serious

00:10:19.000 I'm very serious

00:10:20.000 Tell them to comment in the section below

00:10:22.000 What videos they want to see from us

00:10:23.000 So leave a comment

00:10:24.000 Hit the like button

00:10:25.000 Whatever you do on this technology

00:10:27.000 I don't know how it goes

00:10:29.000 Yes

00:10:30.000 Till next time guys

00:10:31.000 Assalamualaikum from me and Bapu

00:10:33.000 Assalamualaikum

00:10:36.000 Oi

00:10:37.000 What are you taking my hat for?

00:10:38.000 I'll take it back then

00:10:39.000 Thank you

00:10:40.000 It's mine

Ali Dawah - November 15, 2017

I MEET BAPUU & TEACH HIM ISLAM - FUNNY

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