Ali Dawah - April 01, 2020


PRANKING MUM IN LIDL'S SUPERMARKET - CORONAVLOG DAY 3


Episode Stats

Length

10 minutes

Words per Minute

140.26709

Word Count

1,488

Sentence Count

125

Misogynist Sentences

12

Hate Speech Sentences

6


Summary

In this episode, we talk about how important it is to take care of our parents when they need something, especially when it's important for them to do so. How many times have our parents asked us to do something and we didn't do it?


Transcript

00:00:00.000 So I did some shopping for the in-laws as well
00:00:04.000 Just some grapes and water
00:00:07.000 Yeah, this lady just reversed into this woman
00:00:11.000 The opposite of it, sorry, yes?
00:00:15.000 I don't know
00:00:24.000 Okay guys, my mum has a phobia
00:00:26.000 I'm gonna do a little prank on you, watch this
00:00:30.000 No, no, no
00:00:34.000 From a juvenile, where my clothes had holes in them
00:00:37.000 And my afro was picky
00:00:39.000 To them nineties, Moschino and Versace
00:00:42.000 No laces in Arachis, new millennium
00:00:45.000 Is the
00:00:47.020 flower
00:00:48.000 Theã‚«ist
00:00:49.480 No one seems to be
00:00:50.000 From one of my feet
00:00:52.000 To one of my hair
00:00:55.460 My photos of the karen
00:00:57.980 Some women
00:00:59.000 Many people
00:01:00.000 Who they Monsters
00:01:01.000 They are
00:01:02.560 many people
00:01:04.000 May
00:01:05.000 Second
00:01:06.000 They are
00:01:07.280 Some women
00:01:08.220 This is the same thing, it's an old age.
00:01:10.160 I feel normal about it.
00:01:11.480 Neusia and bellyache?
00:01:14.080 Yeah.
00:01:15.080 My stomach pain, I'm too much vomiting, dizzy, and my headache pain.
00:01:21.280 What medicine are you taking for the headache?
00:01:23.280 To the headache, the pain.
00:01:25.080 Okay. No strong medicine?
00:01:26.860 This is strong medicine.
00:01:28.260 No, this is not strong.
00:01:29.680 The pain is more, you have more stronger than that, okay?
00:01:32.620 Yeah.
00:01:33.460 Stay in hospital for.
00:01:34.620 Okay.
00:01:35.220 My concern now is about the nausea and the tummy pain.
00:01:39.220 Where exactly the pain is?
00:01:42.220 My mum is getting a medication, so I'm going to wait for that as well.
00:01:49.220 Before I end up there, I need to go pray.
00:01:54.220 I need to go pray.
00:02:00.220 I'm going to go get my mum and go home.
00:02:03.220 So I came to get some nuts, cashew nuts.
00:02:07.220 But yeah, don't get these dates.
00:02:09.220 These support in Israel.
00:02:12.220 These medril dates. King Solomon.
00:02:15.220 Stay away. Stay away from that too.
00:02:22.220 This lady just reversed into this woman.
00:02:26.220 So guys, I'm out today.
00:02:32.220 In at Lidl with my mum doing some shopping.
00:02:36.220 I've got this. I picked up a bloody basket that's limping.
00:02:40.220 That's limping.
00:02:49.220 Okay guys, my mum has a phobia.
00:02:50.220 I'm going to do a little prank on her. Watch this.
00:02:52.220 She has a phobia, yeah? She finds this disgusting.
00:03:07.220 You see that, bro? She tried attacking me.
00:03:12.220 Yeah.
00:03:16.220 My mum's too funny, wasn't I?
00:03:19.220 Yeah, she's too funny.
00:03:20.220 So she went to the chicken aisle in Lidl to get some chicken.
00:03:22.220 And I was just watching her.
00:03:23.220 And she got it and I was like,
00:03:24.220 Mum, they're not halal, you know?
00:03:25.220 And she was like,
00:03:26.220 I was like, is that what you're feeding me like?
00:03:27.220 And she's like, no, no, I forgot, I forgot.
00:03:28.220 I was like, yeah, be careful, please, ma'am.
00:03:30.220 And they said that was a mistake.
00:03:31.220 Yeah, so the remind I want to give you guys today is that
00:03:33.220 that
00:03:35.220 is
00:03:36.220 that
00:03:37.220 is
00:03:38.220 that
00:03:39.220 you're feeding me like?
00:03:40.220 And she's like, no, no, I forgot, I forgot.
00:03:41.220 I was like, yeah, be careful, please, ma'am.
00:03:42.220 Yeah.
00:03:43.220 And they said that was a mistake.
00:03:44.220 Yeah.
00:03:45.220 So the reminder that I want to give you guys today is
00:03:47.220 that
00:03:48.220 that
00:03:50.220 is
00:03:53.220 that
00:03:55.220 is
00:03:59.220 that
00:04:00.220 how many times
00:04:02.220 has our parents,
00:04:03.220 mum,
00:04:04.220 our dad
00:04:05.220 needed something
00:04:06.220 and we have time for everyone
00:04:08.220 friends,
00:04:09.220 girlfriends,
00:04:10.220 boyfriends,
00:04:11.220 yeah,
00:04:12.220 which is
00:04:13.220 actually haram
00:04:14.220 but you commit haram or something haram
00:04:16.220 when your mum
00:04:17.220 needs you to do something
00:04:18.220 and don't get it twisted.
00:04:19.220 I'm not trying to act here like some superhero.
00:04:21.220 You know, there's times when my mum needs something
00:04:23.220 and I can't be bothered.
00:04:24.220 Yeah.
00:04:25.220 And that's wrong, you know,
00:04:26.220 and I reflect upon those times.
00:04:28.220 We need to reflect and ask ourselves a question.
00:04:34.220 Why is it that when our parents need something,
00:04:38.220 we don't,
00:04:39.220 we don't do it.
00:04:40.220 When it's our friends,
00:04:41.220 we run.
00:04:42.220 Yeah.
00:04:43.220 When it's someone else,
00:04:44.220 we run.
00:04:45.220 Why?
00:04:46.220 Because it's about who you value.
00:04:48.220 That's how it is.
00:04:49.220 You know,
00:04:50.220 at the end of your head,
00:04:51.220 you know what you value and prioritize.
00:04:54.220 So,
00:04:55.220 if you don't prioritize salah,
00:04:57.220 you're not going to pray.
00:04:58.220 If,
00:04:59.220 for example,
00:05:00.220 you need to link up with someone,
00:05:02.220 a girl,
00:05:03.220 or a guy,
00:05:04.220 or whatever it may be,
00:05:05.220 be a business opportunity,
00:05:06.220 a job opportunity.
00:05:07.220 If you're missing salah for that,
00:05:10.220 it shows your priority lies there.
00:05:12.220 And this is really sad because,
00:05:14.220 Allah is the one who's giving you a risk.
00:05:16.220 You're putting salah to the side,
00:05:18.220 I'm just saying in general,
00:05:19.220 to go and get a job.
00:05:21.220 Allah is the one who provides that job for you.
00:05:23.220 Right.
00:05:24.220 So,
00:05:25.220 yeah,
00:05:26.220 guys,
00:05:27.220 important reminder for us to,
00:05:28.220 inshallah,
00:05:29.220 make sure that we are trying our best,
00:05:30.220 to,
00:05:31.220 inshallah,
00:05:32.220 help our parents.
00:05:33.220 They are your daughter,
00:05:34.220 Jannah.
00:05:35.220 Never forget that.
00:05:36.220 So,
00:05:37.220 I did some,
00:05:38.220 shopping,
00:05:39.220 for the in-laws as well.
00:05:40.220 Just some grapes,
00:05:42.220 and,
00:05:43.220 water.
00:05:44.220 Okay guys,
00:05:45.220 so basically,
00:05:46.220 I was a bit hungry,
00:05:47.220 so I came to Shepherd's Bush,
00:05:49.220 chicken cottage.
00:05:51.220 And,
00:05:52.220 I was just in the queue,
00:05:53.220 my food,
00:05:54.220 and,
00:05:55.220 so then the guy,
00:05:56.220 so what he did is,
00:05:57.220 you can see in the video,
00:05:58.220 you can see that he's put these barriers in place,
00:05:59.220 which are like seats and stuff like that.
00:06:00.220 It's quite creative.
00:06:01.220 But I was just standing there,
00:06:02.220 and I was just looking to the menu,
00:06:03.220 and he's like,
00:06:04.220 brother, brother.
00:06:05.220 And I was thinking,
00:06:06.220 what's he talking about?
00:06:07.220 And he's like,
00:06:08.220 what's this guy talking about?
00:06:09.220 And I looked back,
00:06:10.220 I thought someone was coming past.
00:06:11.220 I was like,
00:06:12.220 what's wrong?
00:06:13.220 He's like,
00:06:14.220 you're coming too close.
00:06:15.220 I was like,
00:06:16.220 what the hell are you talking about?
00:06:17.220 I was thinking, brother,
00:06:18.220 I said,
00:06:19.220 there's a bloody flipping,
00:06:20.220 nearly one,
00:06:21.220 two meter distance.
00:06:22.220 So I had some free time to myself,
00:06:24.220 and I thought,
00:06:25.220 let me delete some videos,
00:06:26.220 old videos and pictures from my phone.
00:06:29.220 And I came across this beautiful recitation by Ustad Yahya.
00:06:33.220 Enjoy it.
00:06:34.220 And also,
00:06:49.220 when on social media,
00:06:50.220 I thought,
00:06:51.220 let me see what Faisal and Musa's up to.
00:06:53.220 Here's what they were up to also.
00:06:54.220 Excessive.
00:07:04.220 The opposite of excessive,
00:07:05.220 yes.
00:07:08.220 I don't know.
00:07:10.220 The opposite of excessive is not excessive.
00:07:12.220 Excessive.
00:07:15.220 Right?
00:07:16.220 Okay.
00:07:20.220 Yeah.
00:07:21.220 So something that is known,
00:07:22.220 it can either be an excessive amount.
00:07:24.220 So it's Jehal,
00:07:25.220 it's the Jehalah of that thing,
00:07:27.220 can either be an excessive amount,
00:07:29.220 or it could be something that is not excessive,
00:07:31.220 not excessive.
00:07:32.220 Let's take,
00:07:33.220 for example,
00:07:34.220 something that is completely excessive,
00:07:36.220 and it's not forgiven.
00:07:37.220 Like for example,
00:07:38.220 you want to buy a car,
00:07:39.220 you want to buy a car,
00:07:40.220 right?
00:07:41.220 Which car do you want to buy?
00:07:43.220 Mercedes.
00:07:44.220 Ali.
00:07:45.220 Mercedes.
00:07:46.220 You want to buy Mercedes.
00:07:47.220 Okay.
00:07:48.220 So you go to a Mercedes dealership,
00:07:50.220 you sign a contract for a Mercedes car,
00:07:52.220 £25,000.
00:07:53.220 Is that contract valid?
00:07:55.220 Yeah, why not?
00:07:57.220 You don't know anything else about the car?
00:07:59.220 Oh.
00:08:00.220 No, I need to know the car.
00:08:02.220 Ah, exactly.
00:08:03.220 So you need to know the car.
00:08:04.220 So this type of Jehalah,
00:08:05.220 this type of ignorance,
00:08:07.220 is something that is not forgiven,
00:08:08.220 because you don't know the make of the car,
00:08:09.220 the model of the car.
00:08:10.220 You know nothing about the car,
00:08:11.220 except the price.
00:08:12.220 So is that valid?
00:08:13.220 Of course not valid.
00:08:14.220 So know the product.
00:08:15.220 You understand?
00:08:16.220 You have to know the product.
00:08:30.220 So guys,
00:08:31.220 I'm wearing my favourite,
00:08:33.220 track suit.
00:08:35.220 It's indeed.
00:08:36.220 My dad is not feeling well also.
00:08:40.220 My mum's a bit better.
00:08:41.220 So I need to get him,
00:08:43.220 I think he's having a little bit of a temperature.
00:08:45.220 I call him the black seed.
00:08:46.220 It's a good way of giving dawah as well.
00:08:48.220 I told him,
00:08:49.220 the prophet said,
00:08:50.220 black seed can cure anything except death.
00:08:52.220 He was like,
00:08:53.220 with you everything is Islam.
00:08:54.220 He was like,
00:08:55.220 yeah,
00:08:56.220 I'm going to get some medication.
00:09:00.220 You know,
00:09:01.220 because of the virus,
00:09:03.220 there's no traffic wardens.
00:09:05.220 So you can park wherever you like.
00:09:07.220 Which is a positive thing I guess.
00:09:10.220 But to be honest,
00:09:11.220 I don't mind paying fines,
00:09:12.220 as long as there's no viruses
00:09:13.220 and people are not being affected.
00:09:15.220 Anyways.
00:09:16.220 A-Salaamu alaikum wa rahmete hu wa barakatuh
00:09:38.220 brothers and sisters,
00:09:39.220 and dear friends.
00:09:40.220 My reminder for you guys today
00:09:43.220 with what's going on
00:09:45.220 the coronavirus is to keep fit the government has told everyone not to come out unless it's essential
00:09:51.620 however they have allowed us to go to the parks go for a jog as long as you have your distance
00:09:56.900 and you're not too close to somebody or with someone unless it's your family member keeping
00:10:02.020 fit at this time is very very important why especially for those who are suffering with
00:10:05.940 mental health the first thing that we want to do when we're in depression is not stay at home
00:10:10.980 but with the current situation we have no choice but to stay at home so make the most out of it and
00:10:17.220 every now and then go out for a jog even for a little walk it would inshallah bring your mood
00:10:23.220 back together and remember allah subhanahu wa saha even when you're running