WIFE CALLS SOMALI FOOD DEALERS - NORTH LONDON
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Summary
In this episode I talk about the dangers of using contactless technology and how to get the most out of your washing line. I also talk about how to make the most of the washing line and how you can use it to your advantage!
Transcript
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This footage that you are seeing now is of her jumping on the bus recording me
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Jogging and there's me thinking that she has walked so fast
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New Muslim that enters our message he comes he's ready to become a Muslim
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We ask him to believe in Allah. Yes, do you believe in the angels? Yes. Do you love Islam? Yes
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How did you know about Islam? They say we read the English translation of the Quran al-Kareem
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It's a beautiful day, and I have to go out shopping once again
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My mom's so hopefully I can use contactless on my phone
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My dad's not that well. So I'm kind of looking after him. Oh, yeah, gonna start day. Let's see how it goes
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Okay guys, so I had to come out the house to get some essentials vitamin C
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My mom's not feeling that well and my auntie's not well. So I was a little bit running around
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he came with a long jacket he looked like he's yeah so he's he's going to get that thing i'll
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give you the extra to add some chicken in there you get me but that's that's how we're rolling
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so you got to keep it get down get down get down
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so we got that you know that buries that moves you know some of that you know i need you know
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i'm saying and something we've got some of that digag as well yeah somebody's know what time is
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fun yeah ready for this yeah isa if you're watching this time you know you know what
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time is that last somali food we had ever since i've been looking for somali food everywhere
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so we've got a smuggler he hooked us up we need to get out of here before the feds come you get me
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but just in the emails now finsbury park north london potlum under our control anybody wants
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somali food come on man let's get out of here man quite emotional at the moment and then when he
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tells you he's open every day doing takeaway and then when you ask him for a spoon he gives you a real one
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that's real love you're allowed to have one yeah where's the one i usually have isn't that one
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i try to do a kilometer and a half and then rest and then do a kilometer and a half back but today
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what i'm gonna do is i'm gonna also incorporate press tops about 120 press-ups so let's see how it
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goes okay guys so i'm waiting for my wife she calls me on face time and i think she's walking here
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um she jumped in her friend's car and her friend dropped her but dropped in the wrong place so now
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she has to walk here you see she plans and allah plans and allah's the best planner when you try to run
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so guys she was supposed to run with me on the way to the park but she cheated and jumped in
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her friend's car i thought at least on the way back she would at least be walking back so i
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told her you walk ahead i'm gonna jog i'll see you at the other side and this footage that you are
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seeing now is of her jumping on the bus recording me jogging and there's me thinking that she has
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walked so fast well she gets on the bus stop and then i clocked and then guess what happened
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so if you guys have a um garden make the most out of it so if you have a washing line like this
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yeah so what you can do is usually in boxing we have like a rope and we use it for you know this
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is what my teacher taught about though i'm not professional i'm just telling you what's been
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told to me yeah so you can use it one two three four it's more legs but it's body movement as well
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one two so you see matt tyson you know when matt tyson goes to his little you know position and he
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starts knocking out people yeah so this is very good for leg movements you know a lot of people think
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boxing uh is about you know uh strength etc one of the reasons i've got this glove on here and not
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on here because i'm just doing basic just uh shadow boxing um and the reason being this is what was
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taught to me once again i'm not professional i'm not claiming to be we see this our power punch yeah
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so this is like the reason so i've got my two hands this is seen as the you know weaker you're
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not gonna do much with this and this is your power punch so this is where you knock out the person
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however the thing is i watched the boxing match i was watching on youtube um you know the irish
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gypsies yeah uh so when they were fighting there was a guy there and he literally damaged his opponent
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so much without using his power punch it was all about jabs jab jab jab jab jab jab jab and voila his
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face was bloody i'm trying to find a video this is a bare knuckle fight that i can kind of get into
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he's gonna he's doing a good job pairing yeah gauging the distance all bloodied up
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the jab i just basic job just basic jab we do not condone that neva is boxing about going out then
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knocking people out yeah the gypsies they have their way of dealing with matters which i actually
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admire which is that hitting the face always is haram but i'm saying in a way they don't go stabbing
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each other shooting each other you've got a problem one-on-one that's it leave it best man wins now one
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thing that i was taught from my teachers as well is when we usually before what are the mistakes that i
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would make is when you go into a fight for example if you need to need to you avoid fights at all costs
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yeah i'm not a fighter i'm a peacemaker let's make love in a halal way of course um but so basically
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what would happen is you're in a fight yeah you're this you're doing that you know you've got some
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people who fight like this you know in america you know uh but the thing is one thing they taught me
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is protect your chin yeah so that's what you see with boxers is that when they're fighting
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when they fold the jab yeah your legs are important as well so what they do is before it'll be like this
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people fight like this what we've been told is look from like this idea if i throw a jab
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and it misses and that person comes to this side he's gonna throw a right and knock me out how about
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if i do this do you see you see right here i've protected my chin so for example i'll get a bit
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closer so if i was to do this my chin is exposed i can get hit anyway yeah however when you're doing
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it so for example if i do this i'm taking this yeah you you're doing that so when you're punching
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your chin is protected and not only that so from here once you do that bang yeah now protect your
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chin so you're guarded yeah if he was to punch you that's what you see with a lot of boxes the the
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the glove bounces off the shoulder yeah protect yourself and once you do that so your hands in this
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motion once you punch protect your right because you don't know he might stick this side any side
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of your body so you've got your elbow to protect yeah so these are some of the things that my teachers
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have taught me to have that yes this is the power shot this is the power shot and usually most of the
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times people just do that it comes from the feet you move your feet with it and when we do that as you
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can see when i jab and i hit him and i want to knock him out bang i want to protect my chin constantly
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my chin is in protection always always in protection now we're not seeing in a real fight
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boxing when that happens you know it's going to be you're going to calculate you i'm going to give
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a job and then i'll put this nonsense yeah but if you subconsciously memorize this your body will go
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to this emotion inshallah just thought i'll share that with you guys once again we're not here to
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condone fighting you avoid fighting at every cost it's just that was training that i've been doing
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that i've been taught by my teachers i'm not a professional thank you goodbye