America First - Nicholas J. Fuentes - [2019-11-xx] i am streaming on dlive right now come watch the stream on dlive

00:17:11.000 What's up, everybody?

00:17:12.000 It's me, Nick Fuentes.

00:17:15.000 That's my name.

00:17:16.000 I'm back with a stream here.

00:17:18.000 We're going to be playing a little Call of Duty Modern Warfare tonight.

00:17:23.000 The time is 3 27 a.m.

00:17:26.000 The day is Wednesday.

00:17:29.000 And I slept a few hours after the show.

00:17:32.000 Did the show, got in bed, fell asleep for two to three hours.

00:17:38.000 I wake up and everybody is on my case.

00:17:41.000 I wake up and I got.

00:17:43.000 Block text from like several people, and I'm just like, what's going on, you know?

00:17:49.000 So I would have done it sooner.

00:17:52.000 So, you know, good friends of mine, good friends of mine, valid concerns, valid concerns, but, you know, that's where I've been, and I said, you know what?

00:18:00.000 You know what?

00:18:00.000 I'll slonk to that.

00:18:01.000 I'll slonk to a little gaming stream tonight.

00:18:04.000 We got the cookie for real, though.

00:18:06.000 We got the cookie in chat tonight.

00:18:07.000 Cookie Monster hat came in the mail the other day, and it do be looking kind of fresh, though.

00:18:13.000 It's got this fuzzy brim here.

00:18:15.000 I don't know if you could see that.

00:18:17.000 The texture shows up.

00:18:18.000 We've got a fuzzy.

00:18:19.000 It's actually a child sized hat, so I don't even have it strapped.

00:18:24.000 It barely fits me because I have a big head for an adult, and this is for a child.

00:18:33.000 But we're slonking.

00:18:35.000 We're going cookie mode.

00:18:36.000 We're going cookie monster mode, playing a little Modern Warfare.

00:18:39.000 We're going to be gaming.

00:18:45.000 And it should be fun.

00:18:46.000 Should be a fun.

00:18:48.000 Should be a fun gaming stream.

00:18:49.000 Everybody's loving the hat.

00:18:51.000 People are loving the hat tonight.

00:18:54.000 I also, I was in the, I was just sort of listening to the music, just milli rocking, listening to the intro music for a while.

00:19:03.000 It's a great intro song.

00:19:04.000 I don't know why people counter signal the intro music.

00:19:07.000 Intro music's tight.

00:19:09.000 My friend made it for me.

00:19:10.000 At first, I didn't love it, but everything he makes for me just grows on me, and now I love that song.

00:19:15.000 So I'd be sitting here and I'm milli rocking.

00:19:22.000 So, anyway, allergies are still bothering me.

00:19:26.000 Apologies if I'm sniffling.

00:19:29.000 Nick, what's your hat size?

00:19:30.000 Dude, I don't know, dude.

00:19:34.000 It's good. 0.95

00:19:35.000 Most rap sucks, but that's good, yeah. 0.99

00:19:38.000 Millie Rock tutorial? 0.99

00:19:39.000 No, I'm not doing that.

00:19:41.000 Bro, big Norm McDonald energy right now.

00:19:44.000 Thanks.

00:19:46.000 Yeah, do you like the stream title?

00:19:47.000 I am streaming on DLive right now.

00:19:49.000 Come watch the stream on DLive.

00:19:52.000 I like how some people are like.

00:19:53.000 Hey, Lemon Chest is going to be opened up.

00:19:56.000 Or, like, oh, come hang out, whatever.

00:19:59.000 And I'm like, you know, my stream title is like, hey.

00:20:02.000 Hey, what's up?

00:20:08.000 So, let me know if the volume, let me know about volume check, if volume is good or not.

00:20:14.000 We're going to be doing a little gaming.

00:20:16.000 Let's do a little gun game, huh?

00:20:17.000 I've yet to play this round yet.

00:20:20.000 We're slonking an extra large can of Coke tonight.

00:20:29.000 Jim says, Hey boss, what do I got to do on Telegram? 0.97

00:20:33.000 I actually don't know shit about Telegram yet.

00:20:35.000 Just download the app and use the link. 0.61

00:20:38.000 Not hard.

00:20:40.000 T.me slash NickJFuentes1.

00:20:44.000 I'll play with Jaden maybe later, but for right now, I want to try Gun Game, okay?

00:20:48.000 I have yet to play Gun Game because I've been playing with other people.

00:20:52.000 This is what my life has become.

00:20:53.000 I've never meant to be this social or famous.

00:20:58.000 I am a solitary person.

00:21:00.000 I've yet to see Joker by myself.

00:21:02.000 I have hardly played this game by myself. 0.97

00:21:05.000 Everything I do now, every waking minute, I've got to be fucking talking to somebody in DMs or on the phone or IRL. 0.97

00:21:12.000 It's enough already. 0.95

00:21:17.000 Somebody says that Ron Un's American Pravda article was insightful.

00:21:21.000 Thanks for the diamond.

00:21:22.000 Glad you enjoyed that.

00:21:24.000 Clean.

00:21:25.000 Koki says you might get accused of shooting Rob Smith in this.

00:21:28.000 I don't know why I would get accused of that.

00:21:32.000 Excuse me.

00:21:34.000 So. 0.98

00:21:35.000 Get kills with each weapon to win.

00:21:37.000 Anyway, like I was saying, it's just like.

00:21:42.000 Everybody's talking at me.

00:21:43.000 Everybody's trying to get in my head.

00:21:49.000 Is that from High School Musical 2, I feel like?

00:21:52.000 Yeah, I think that is a quote from that.

00:21:57.000 Remember when Troy sings that song in High School Musical 2?

00:22:01.000 By the pool? 1.00

00:22:02.000 Shit. 1.00

00:22:03.000 General Pinochet with the Ninjagini says Augusto Pinochet was a bass Latino, just like you, Nick. 1.00

00:22:07.000 Well, thanks for the Ninjagini. 0.70

00:22:10.000 Kind of a cringe meme, but whatever. 1.00

00:22:17.000 Eat shit? 1.00

00:22:20.000 Yo, um, that's why you don't mess with somebody who other people call the Supreme Dark Lord. 1.00

00:22:25.000 I'm just gonna say that.

00:22:27.000 Uh, that's why.

00:22:30.000 Every time I get a kill, I should say that.

00:22:32.000 Um, I just got a kill?

00:22:35.000 And that's why you don't mess with somebody who other people call the Supreme Dark Lord.

00:22:41.000 Is this an SMG?

00:22:58.000 I didn't get that corner.

00:23:00.000 Could be in that corner.

00:23:02.000 I would know.

00:23:02.000 I didn't clear the corner.

00:23:05.000 There's a guy right here.

00:23:05.000 Where did he go?

00:23:09.000 Maybe he went this way.

00:23:13.000 Oh, oh, oh.

00:23:15.000 He is back there.

00:23:15.000 Oh, he's up.

00:23:16.000 He's up.

00:23:16.000 He's high.

00:23:17.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:23:23.000 This is not long range. 1.00

00:23:24.000 I'm not even going to try that.

00:23:29.000 I'm not running into a lot of people here. 1.00

00:23:32.000 Shit. 1.00

00:23:36.000 Oh! 1.00

00:23:38.000 Ah, fuck! 0.99

00:23:40.000 I think I joined in the middle, so I'm a little behind here. 1.00

00:23:49.000 What is this?

00:23:49.000 Okay, I thought that was automatic.

00:23:53.000 I should have checked, I guess.

00:24:10.000 Why can't I aim down sight?

00:24:12.000 What's with no iron sights?

00:24:14.000 What is that?

00:24:19.000 What is that?

00:24:19.000 Right?

00:24:21.000 Is it because it's night vision?

00:24:22.000 Is that why?

00:24:26.000 So, where is this guy?

00:24:45.000 Was this a Dragonov or is this an AK-47?

00:24:56.000 What is now an AUG? 1.00

00:24:59.000 Shit. 1.00

00:25:08.000 AHHHHHHH Supreme Dark Lord, I just messed with. 1.00

00:25:08.000 Fuck. 1.00

00:25:27.000 Alright, here we go. 1.00

00:25:32.000 I don't love the noob team.

00:25:33.000 We'll get a good shot.

00:25:35.000 Oh, oh! 1.00

00:25:36.000 Shit. 1.00

00:25:38.000 I hate this map, I should say. 1.00

00:25:40.000 I think you all know this.

00:25:41.000 I don't love this map.

00:25:42.000 Whoa! 1.00

00:25:48.000 Shit. 1.00

00:26:02.000 Oh, are you kidding me? 1.00

00:26:07.000 Almost had him there.

00:26:09.000 I almost had you.

00:26:13.000 Almost.

00:26:14.000 So, yeah, that was not.

00:26:15.000 Why does it say victory?

00:26:16.000 I don't win.

00:26:17.000 Well, I guess I got third.

00:26:19.000 Not bad.

00:26:20.000 Not a bad warm-up round.

00:26:21.000 I came in late anyway, right?

00:26:23.000 You saw I came in the middle of the game.

00:26:37.000 Was that the Dark Lord?

00:26:38.000 Yeah, I think this is who other people call the Supreme Dark Lord online.

00:26:46.000 Epic?

00:26:47.000 What is this?

00:26:48.000 Care package?

00:26:51.000 Nice.

00:26:52.000 Nice.

00:26:58.000 Wow, pretty good round, I would say, for the old Nick.

00:26:58.000 Great.

00:27:09.000 Nick has never said the N word in his life.

00:27:11.000 That's not true.

00:27:12.000 I say it all the time.

00:27:14.000 Nick's hat stats are plus 100 banter, plus 20 edge, minus 20 optics.

00:27:19.000 Yeah.

00:27:20.000 I get plus 15 speech for this.

00:27:43.000 Alright, gun game moment.

00:27:46.000 Is it random?

00:27:47.000 The. 1.00

00:27:47.000 Ah, shit, shit, shit. 1.00

00:27:49.000 Wow, he got the drop on me still. 1.00

00:27:51.000 Still couldn't hack it. 1.00

00:27:53.000 Because he's gay. 1.00

00:27:55.000 Did you know he's gay? 0.99

00:27:57.000 Whoa. 0.97

00:28:01.000 Guys on me?

00:28:02.000 Is that.

00:28:02.000 Can I open this door?

00:28:06.000 Ah, are you serious?

00:28:11.000 Now that's why you don't mess with somebody who other people call the Supreme Dark Lord.

00:28:39.000 Okay, I couldn't even see that guy.

00:29:01.000 This is where I died last time.

00:29:02.000 Can I redeem myself?

00:29:03.000 I feel like somebody's following me.

00:29:09.000 I'm being gang stalked.

00:29:13.000 Oh, yeah.

00:29:14.000 Talk about missing your shots department. 1.00

00:29:23.000 Oh, fuck shit! 1.00

00:29:27.000 What a fucking asshole. 1.00

00:29:31.000 I hate that. 1.00

00:29:43.000 Sneaking up on me.

00:29:44.000 I don't even think that levels him up.

00:29:45.000 That just demotes me, I'm pretty sure, right?

00:29:47.000 That's how it used to work.

00:29:59.000 Not happy.

00:30:00.000 Not happy with that.

00:30:04.000 Nice aim.

00:30:04.000 Wow.

00:30:05.000 Great aim, man.

00:30:06.000 Great job.

00:30:07.000 That's what those guys.

00:30:09.000 Seriously?

00:30:12.000 Awesome.

00:30:13.000 Loving life.

00:30:17.000 Where is this guy now?

00:30:22.000 So I just got cucked out of two kills.

00:30:24.000 Yeah, you're welcome for helping me.

00:30:41.000 Heard some guy right next to me, right?

00:30:54.000 Is this one shot, or what's the story with this?

00:31:16.000 Oh.

00:31:29.000 This guy's...

00:31:31.000 really?

00:31:39.000 Okay.

00:32:06.000 Not loving the rocket launcher, I have to tell you.

00:32:09.000 Whoa! 0.96

00:32:13.000 Dummy. 0.99

00:32:33.000 Gotta step it up. 0.99

00:32:34.000 I'm in fifth place here.

00:32:35.000 We're almost out of time. 1.00

00:32:39.000 Yeah, I'm fucked shit. 1.00

00:32:59.000 Oh come on dude This guy keeps killing me. 1.00

00:33:07.000 That guy in particular, I keep seeing this dumbass emblem. 0.99

00:33:30.000 Oh, where's this guy? 1.00

00:33:42.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:33:44.000 I don't like the dark, man. 1.00

00:33:46.000 This is a little bit difficult. 0.99

00:33:51.000 Kind of difficult to orient.

00:34:00.000 I didn't even know I was a shotgun.

00:34:03.000 Was that it or was that a rifle?

00:34:13.000 Fongul.

00:34:13.000 Aw, he was the top guy, too.

00:34:15.000 Shit. 1.00

00:34:16.000 Well, I got third again. 1.00

00:34:18.000 Not a terrible performance.

00:34:37.000 Yeah, so I got set back one time.

00:34:39.000 So I probably would have gotten 17 if I didn't get that set back.

00:34:47.000 Hmm.

00:34:55.000 Some guy says, Nick, add me, big guy.

00:34:57.000 Do you think that's going to happen?

00:35:00.000 Nick, add me, big guy, in all caps.

00:35:02.000 No.

00:35:04.000 Hey, big guy, add me.

00:35:05.000 No.

00:35:06.000 I don't even know you.

00:35:07.000 Why would I add you?

00:35:08.000 Do you think I want to play with you?

00:35:09.000 I don't even know you.

00:35:11.000 Why would I add you?

00:35:15.000 Add me, big guy.

00:35:16.000 How about I don't, actually?

00:35:19.000 Because I don't even know you.

00:35:21.000 Aren't Baby says, Epic Cookie Monster had Party Rocker in the house, check?

00:35:25.000 Sorry for party rocking, check?

00:35:29.000 Hello, sorry for party rocking.

00:35:41.000 Nick, add me, add me.

00:35:44.000 Yeah.

00:35:45.000 Funny check.

00:36:03.000 I'm gonna go this way, I think. 1.00

00:36:11.000 Eat shit? 1.00

00:36:14.000 Epic check? 1.00

00:36:15.000 Is this a shotgun?

00:36:16.000 Whoa!

00:36:21.000 Yeah, love that.

00:36:22.000 Love that.

00:36:24.000 Love that for me.

00:36:38.000 Oh!

00:36:40.000 Guys on me?

00:36:42.000 Where'd he go? 0.99

00:36:43.000 Where the fuck did he go? 0.99

00:36:49.000 Oh, I. Was that a shotgun? 1.00

00:36:52.000 I still don't even know.

00:36:59.000 I tried to, yeah, that was probably not a great idea.

00:37:05.000 Almost got him.

00:37:06.000 Oh!

00:37:07.000 Seriously?

00:37:13.000 Oh, cool.

00:37:14.000 That's awesome.

00:37:14.000 Great game.

00:37:22.000 Can I even get up there? 0.99

00:37:29.000 Where the fuck did this guy go? 0.99

00:37:31.000 Seriously? 1.00

00:37:32.000 I've got

00:38:07.000 guys all over me.

00:38:18.000 Come on, man.

00:38:20.000 Why?

00:38:23.000 Just can't catch a break.

00:38:35.000 Okay.

00:38:43.000 Oh!

00:39:00.000 Dragunov?

00:39:02.000 Cringe sniper?

00:39:03.000 Oh! 1.00

00:39:04.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00

00:39:05.000 Really? 1.00

00:39:07.000 I hate getting the sniper or the launcher.

00:39:09.000 It's just like, why even bother?

00:39:11.000 Yeah, see?

00:39:29.000 Great.

00:39:32.000 Yeah, it's basically over.

00:39:47.000 Oh, he's right behind me.

00:39:48.000 Cool.

00:40:12.000 Guy right next to me seriously. 1.00

00:40:14.000 How are you supposed to even get a kill with this dumbass gun? 1.00

00:40:26.000 Dumbass, not loving it, at 1.00

00:41:00.000 least I got a new optic for my, you know, optics check. 0.99

00:41:09.000 Hey, thanks for the Ninjagini Remington.

00:41:11.000 Much appreciated.

00:41:21.000 Hungry, honestly.

00:41:22.000 Last time I ate was like, what, 6 o'clock?

00:41:27.000 So I haven't eaten 10 hours.

00:41:32.000 I need something.

00:41:33.000 Need something in the tank.

00:41:34.000 Problem is, McDonald's starts serving breakfast in 9 minutes.

00:41:39.000 So, isn't that going to be an option?

00:41:42.000 Because I hate, well, I don't hate, but I don't love the McDonald's breakfast.

00:41:48.000 I'm not getting that.

00:41:51.000 So, there's no McDouble in my future.

00:41:54.000 Sadly, I'll have to go to the diner instead. 0.54

00:42:01.000 If I want any training, I order shitty pizza. 1.00

00:42:04.000 Fuck you, dude. 1.00

00:42:06.000 That's why you don't mess with someone who other people call the Supreme Dark Lord, okay? 1.00

00:42:20.000 Really? 1.00

00:42:21.000 You're gay? 1.00

00:42:31.000 Oh, oh. 1.00

00:42:50.000 I'm going off in this one.

00:42:53.000 This is because I'm very familiar with this map.

00:42:55.000 That's the difference.

00:42:56.000 These other maps, especially when it's dark, I'm like, wait, what?

00:43:01.000 I'm like, hang on, wait, what?

00:43:04.000 But in this map, I'm like, okay, game on. 0.99

00:43:10.000 What a fucking jag off, dude. 1.00

00:43:10.000 Fuck! 1.00

00:43:16.000 You're really dumb fucking fat, dude. 1.00

00:43:16.000 That was really gay. 1.00

00:43:20.000 What is this gun now? 1.00

00:43:21.000 Is this AR?

00:43:27.000 What is this?

00:43:31.000 Oh!

00:43:41.000 See, I'm not even gonna demote that guy.

00:43:43.000 What?

00:43:44.000 Why?

00:43:44.000 Why don't I get an upgrade?

00:43:45.000 What was that?

00:43:48.000 You see that?

00:43:49.000 I got two kills with that gun.

00:43:52.000 Yet one upgrade.

00:43:54.000 Hmm.

00:43:55.000 Really makes you think.

00:43:57.000 That guy was camping?

00:44:00.000 Camping check?

00:44:04.000 How did that not happen?

00:44:06.000 I didn't get him, really?

00:44:14.000 Oh!

00:44:18.000 Where are you at?

00:44:19.000 Oh, come on!

00:44:24.000 You're messing with me, the Supreme Dark Lord?

00:44:28.000 What do you think you're doing, bro?

00:44:29.000 Do you know that other people call me that?

00:44:33.000 Other people call me the Supreme Dark Lord.

00:44:35.000 I don't think you understand the distinction there.

00:44:38.000 That's not what I call myself, that's what other people call me.

00:44:42.000 That's who I am.

00:44:45.000 See, that's who I am.

00:44:46.000 And you're nothing.

00:44:49.000 How?

00:44:49.000 Seriously?

00:44:52.000 I was in the lead like the whole game.

00:44:54.000 Whatever.

00:45:09.000 That one was better than the others, I think.

00:45:11.000 I got a much better KD than everybody else here.

00:45:15.000 And I got set back, too.

00:45:17.000 I got set back, and I got two kills with the same gun without getting promoted.

00:45:27.000 Sniff check?

00:45:38.000 Yeah, see, I'm the supreme dark lord. 0.99

00:45:41.000 Nice guy, I don't give a shit. 1.00

00:45:43.000 Good father, fuck you. 1.00

00:45:45.000 Go home and play with your kids. 1.00

00:45:51.000 VTOL, yeah, I'll never unlock a VTOL.

00:45:55.000 Why even bother? 1.00

00:46:01.000 Other people call me a faggot, yeah, right? 1.00

00:46:05.000 Ugh. 1.00

00:46:14.000 Somebody says, I like Nick's shitty Italian flag emblem. 0.99

00:46:18.000 It's not shitty. 1.00

00:46:19.000 Okay, Angloid. 1.00

00:46:25.000 Waffle House patty melt with double scattered covered.

00:46:29.000 I don't know what that means. 1.00

00:46:30.000 I don't know what hillbilly talk that means.

00:46:33.000 I don't eat at Waffle House. 0.57

00:46:35.000 We have IHOP here.

00:46:41.000 Scattered with extra grits.

00:46:43.000 Okay.

00:46:45.000 Okay, hillbilly. 0.94

00:46:50.000 It's really dumb, I think, to melee the door open, but it's just a force of habit at this point. 0.96

00:46:57.000 It's probably not the optimal way. 0.91

00:47:00.000 Seriously?

00:47:00.000 Okay, so you had a shotgun.

00:47:02.000 Nothing you could do about that.

00:47:09.000 What?

00:47:11.000 Oh, come on!

00:47:12.000 Seriously?

00:47:14.000 That guy was cheating.

00:47:16.000 That guy was using aimbot.

00:47:20.000 Well, at least I got the crossfire points.

00:47:20.000 Oh, cool.

00:47:22.000 Thank God for that.

00:47:29.000 Whoa. 1.00

00:47:59.000 Shit. 1.00

00:48:04.000 Somebody says bullets whizzing past, yeah. 1.00

00:48:07.000 Next time Charlie Kirk calls me a, uh, you know, whatever, you gotta remind him that I had bullets whizzing past me in whatever, what was the fake country name of this place?

00:48:22.000 What's this map called?

00:48:26.000 Are you joking?

00:48:27.000 I didn't even see that guy.

00:48:36.000 What?

00:48:38.000 Are you serious?

00:48:39.000 I got a headshot, no kill? 1.00

00:48:42.000 Okay, this game's retarded and gay. 1.00

00:48:45.000 Yeah, I had bullets flying past me in Urzakstan. 1.00

00:48:49.000 When I was fighting for your freedom and for allegiance in Urzakstan, I had bullets with it past me.

00:48:55.000 This game's awesome.

00:48:55.000 Awesome!

00:48:58.000 Bullets just don't work, I guess, right? 1.00

00:49:02.000 Eat shit? 1.00

00:49:04.000 Yeah, I think I'm slowly reminding people why other people call me the Supreme Dark Lord. 1.00

00:49:14.000 Slowly, they're beginning to understand why I've earned that nickname among others.

00:49:21.000 Why other people call me that.

00:49:26.000 And they're regretting.

00:49:35.000 Yeah. 0.93

00:49:50.000 Well, that was dumb of him to do that. 0.94

00:49:56.000 Like there's someone behind me. 0.98

00:50:18.000 Oh Whoa, huh?

00:50:27.000 That guy had a rocket launcher that could have very easily gone bad. 1.00

00:50:32.000 Shit, see that guy over there? 1.00

00:50:34.000 Oh. 0.99

00:50:51.000 I don't even know what happened there.

00:50:52.000 I just exploded.

00:51:05.000 Okay, so that guy spawned behind me.

00:51:20.000 Juicer just shot me.

00:51:23.000 And they wonder why I say the things I say after something like that.

00:51:35.000 Okay, this guy's on his last thing, I think, right?

00:51:37.000 17 is the number?

00:51:39.000 Cool. 0.91

00:51:41.000 Yeah, they really kind of fuck you over with the RPG like this. 0.91

00:51:46.000 Great. 0.97

00:51:47.000 Wow.

00:51:47.000 Awesome.

00:51:48.000 Great game.

00:51:48.000 Almost in last place.

00:51:50.000 Perfect.

00:52:13.000 All right.

00:52:16.000 Bad at the game?

00:52:18.000 What'd you just say?

00:52:23.000 Well, you sound not banned from the chat.

00:52:25.000 What do you think about that?

00:52:35.000 Is the Cookie Monster Cap what?

00:52:38.000 I don't know what that means.

00:52:38.000 FA?

00:52:45.000 Oh, this is awesome.

00:52:46.000 I love how when you.

00:52:48.000 There we go.

00:52:52.000 This game, like, messes up with my whole computer.

00:52:54.000 I don't know what it is running this game.

00:52:56.000 It's unlike any other game, it has so many glitches with multiplayer, launching it, party system.

00:53:04.000 Everything about this game is just glitched out.

00:53:36.000 Going up and going up.

00:53:43.000 Not really sure what I'm doing here.

00:53:48.000 What's the game plan?

00:53:49.000 What's the game plan here?

00:53:58.000 Aw, he stole my kill?

00:54:02.000 Sniped?

00:54:05.000 Oh!

00:54:07.000 He just got unlucky with that one, I would say.

00:54:11.000 Unlucky, that is, that he ran into the Supreme Dark Lord.

00:54:26.000 Unlucky that he ran into the one others call the Supreme Dark Lord.

00:54:38.000 Yo!

00:54:39.000 Yo!

00:54:41.000 What in the world? 1.00

00:54:46.000 Eat shit? 1.00

00:54:47.000 Yeah, fuck you, bitch. 1.00

00:54:48.000 That guy was gonna try and sneak up on me. 1.00

00:54:50.000 Eat shit, bro. 1.00

00:54:51.000 Okay, well, that guy got. 1.00

00:54:53.000 That guy did sneak up on me.

00:54:56.000 That other guy was gonna demote me, though.

00:54:57.000 You know that's what he was going for. 1.00

00:55:00.000 Dumb bitch. 1.00

00:55:01.000 Bitch. 1.00

00:55:03.000 Oh, cool. 1.00

00:55:04.000 Cool camp, bro.

00:55:06.000 really impressive gameplay this a single shot Seems like it.

00:55:39.000 Nice, nice moves.

00:55:45.000 Whoa, gotta be careful with those rocket launchers. 1.00

00:56:00.000 Ah shit. 1.00

00:56:05.000 Reload check? 1.00

00:56:06.000 Reload check?

00:56:07.000 Reload! 1.00

00:56:08.000 Come on, I hate hate the rocket launcher Yeah, at least I got to knife that bitch. 1.00

00:56:40.000 Yeah, that comment honestly Okay, thank you Nice. 1.00

00:57:05.000 Nice.

00:57:05.000 Oh, the time it takes to set up the gun, you know, they do that little animation.

00:57:15.000 That's what gets you.

00:57:16.000 It prevents you from getting like a triple kill because you have a little momentum and then, you know, you do that little animation.

00:57:25.000 Can't go rapid fire mode.

00:57:27.000 Can't go Dark Lord.

00:57:32.000 Can't go Supreme Dark Lord mode.

00:57:46.000 Other people, other people call me the Supreme Dark Lord.

00:57:50.000 I don't know if you realize that.

00:57:53.000 I don't know if you've heard about me.

00:57:57.000 Aw, come on!

00:57:59.000 Are you kidding me?

00:58:02.000 I always just miss it, just a little bit shy.

00:58:22.000 All right, you're getting banned.

00:58:23.000 Somebody goes, Tulsi isn't hot.

00:58:25.000 Nick is dead wrong about that. 0.86

00:58:26.000 I don't think I've ever said that she's super hot.

00:58:28.000 I think, if anything, I said the opposite.

00:58:32.000 Bye. 1.00

00:58:33.000 Nippers be like, oh, Nick is wrong. 1.00

00:58:35.000 Shut up. 1.00

00:58:36.000 Banned. 1.00

00:58:40.000 What do you think is going to happen to you?

00:58:50.000 If I'm so wrong, go watch something else.

00:59:00.000 You don't come into my chat and countersignal the Supreme Dark Lord, okay?

00:59:05.000 You don't come into my live chat and say that the person who other people call the Supreme Dark Lord is dead wrong.

00:59:12.000 You don't say that.

00:59:19.000 One does not simply countersignal the one who others call the Supreme Dark Lord.

00:59:36.000 What was that?

00:59:37.000 One does not simply get a hot turkey sandwich at the diner with mashed potatoes.

00:59:44.000 Excuse me.

00:59:46.000 Morty.

00:59:48.000 One does not simply get a hot sandwich from the diner.

00:59:48.000 Morty.

01:00:07.000 Morty, I'm the Supreme Dark Lord.

01:00:09.000 General Pinochet says, All hail the Supreme Dark Lord.

01:00:11.000 Yo, thanks for the Ninjagini.

01:00:15.000 Oh, okay.

01:00:16.000 I didn't even see that guy.

01:00:33.000 Eyes on me?

01:00:39.000 What?

01:00:40.000 Robbed?

01:00:41.000 I got Rob Smith.

01:01:07.000 Ah, nice.

01:01:24.000 Ah, cool.

01:01:24.000 Sniper.

01:01:26.000 Love that.

01:01:27.000 Ah, come on.

01:01:37.000 Do we have any mods in chat by the way?

01:01:40.000 That'd be helpful if we had a mod.

01:01:47.000 Nice.

01:01:49.000 Clutched it.

01:01:55.000 Oh!

01:01:55.000 I don't know where that's coming from.

01:01:59.000 Oh, cool.

01:02:00.000 That's cool, though.

01:02:12.000 Okay, looks like we got a Weed Waker in chat.

01:02:15.000 Nice.

01:02:15.000 Oh!

01:03:14.000 I'm hearing somebody.

01:03:15.000 There we go.

01:04:15.000 Come on, seriously, there's just too much going on here.

01:04:35.000 Yeah, it's over. 0.94

01:04:39.000 Throwing knife is so easy to get a kill. 0.99

01:04:40.000 is one shot. 0.94

01:05:15.000 That guy stabbed me?

01:05:16.000 We gotta win one of these one time.

01:05:39.000 right?

01:05:39.000 I keep getting up there like 15, 16 kills.

01:05:42.000 I just don't get there fast enough.

01:05:49.000 I just don't get there first.

01:06:04.000 Well, I'm all out of coke here.

01:06:06.000 I need food.

01:06:10.000 Need my assistant to make me my hot turkey sandwich.

01:06:19.000 Okay, can we get Tech Trader banned?

01:06:21.000 Yeah, Weeb Waker, can we get Tech Trader permabanned in chat for annoying me?

01:06:31.000 Otherwise, I'll just have to go in and do it myself.

01:06:41.000 Yeah, assistant check, please.

01:06:44.000 Excuse me.

01:06:55.000 Is this a shotgun?

01:08:32.000 Nice!

01:08:34.000 Oh, great assist though.

01:08:35.000 Good job.

01:10:11.000 Loving this game.

01:11:15.000 Awesome.

01:11:16.000 Wow.

01:11:16.000 Awesome game.

01:11:21.000 Oh, that was great.

01:11:22.000 I love that map.

01:11:23.000 I love that map at night more than anything.

01:11:26.000 I love that map to begin with, but even more than just this map is when it's night vision.

01:12:47.000 I wish I had snacks down here.

01:12:49.000 I don't have any snacks.

01:12:50.000 I used to have like a couple of things, but I ate it all.

01:12:56.000 I had beef jerky, but I ate that on the debate stream.

01:13:00.000 And I had candy, but I ate that.

01:13:06.000 Now all I have is a couple of chocolate bars.

01:13:08.000 But I already had a chocolate bar like an hour ago.

01:13:11.000 So, lame.

01:13:17.000 Ah, great.

01:13:18.000 Another night match.

01:13:19.000 Loving the night match.

01:13:22.000 Loving that.

01:13:28.000 I'm just turning it off. 1.00

01:13:29.000 Fuck that. 1.00

01:13:33.000 But you can't really play without it, right? 1.00

01:13:38.000 So they kind of force you.

01:13:41.000 Oh, seriously?

01:13:43.000 I'm messing with my mouse sometimes. 1.00

01:13:45.000 I'm trying to fuck a bitch. 1.00

01:15:10.000 What? 1.00

01:15:10.000 Where even was that guy? 1.00

01:15:13.000 Okay, great.

01:17:25.000 Awesome. Awesome.

01:17:26.000 Awesome.

01:17:27.000 Great.

01:17:28.000 Great job.

01:17:32.000 I hate this game. 1.00

01:17:33.000 I'm sick of this fucking game. 1.00

01:17:37.000 I'm sick of dealing with sweaties. 1.00

01:17:39.000 It's just gay. 1.00

01:18:00.000 unlock the, what do you call it? 0.99

01:18:18.000 This guy, how is this gun?

01:18:19.000 I see a lot of people using it.

01:18:27.000 I might switch that.

01:18:28.000 The problem is, I have my MP5 is so loaded up that it's like.

01:18:33.000 I almost don't even want to switch guns because you max out on attachments and things.

01:18:37.000 And it's like, why?

01:18:39.000 I guess if you play the game a lot, you're into that.

01:18:42.000 But for me, it's like, I already got.

01:18:45.000 Some of these guns are like level 40 or something.

01:18:47.000 The thought of starting with another gun is just daunting.

01:18:59.000 How do I get rid of this?

01:18:59.000 What does this mean?

01:19:18.000 That was dumb and pointless. 0.99

01:19:38.000 Okay, yeah, whatever. 1.00

01:19:46.000 Three shots with a shotgun?

01:19:48.000 At the same range with the same gun?

01:19:53.000 Okay, whatever.

01:22:54.000 Okay.

01:23:04.000 Whoops, that was a little too close.

01:23:34.000 Okay.

01:23:35.000 So two guys from either side, that's great.

01:24:24.000 Wow, that was close.

01:24:27.000 Barely got that one.

01:24:35.000 Oh, come on!

01:24:36.000 Seriously?

01:24:39.000 How does that even work?

01:24:40.000 How does this guy.

01:24:41.000 Oh.

01:24:42.000 Yeah, I have more kills.

01:24:43.000 How do I have a lower score than this guy when I have more kills?

01:24:52.000 Oh, because I knifed somebody.

01:24:53.000 That makes sense, actually.

01:24:55.000 I forgot about that.

01:24:57.000 Whatever, whatever. 0.85

01:26:00.000 Oh no, this map is gonna suck.

01:26:05.000 The cave again at night?

01:26:06.000 Why are all the maps night matches?

01:26:09.000 We've played like 10 games of this and we've had one or two that are not night matches.

01:26:15.000 Why is that the case?

01:26:19.000 Do people like the night matches?

01:26:20.000 Is that like a popular thing?

01:26:24.000 Because I don't love them.

01:26:51.000 Which, nice.

01:26:56.000 That was fun.

01:26:59.000 Fun when that happens.

01:27:03.000 I basically should never die.

01:27:05.000 Why should I die in this game?

01:27:11.000 Every time I get killed, it's never my fault.

01:27:15.000 It's a game being cheap and broken.

01:27:18.000 Is this a shotgun?

01:27:19.000 I don't even know what this is.

01:27:58.000 Seriously?

01:28:13.000 Epic!

01:28:14.000 Epic!

01:28:16.000 I love this game.

01:28:18.000 I love that for me.

01:28:30.000 Oh, that's my vision.

01:29:08.000 Love helping out the other guys.

01:29:10.000 Love giving them a little boost.

01:29:11.000 There little crossfire, Where'd 1.00

01:30:01.000 she go? 1.00

01:30:16.000 Great.

01:30:16.000 Nice!

01:30:17.000 I'm in what?

01:30:17.000 Last place?

01:30:24.000 Perfect.

01:30:24.000 Perfect game.

01:30:26.000 flawless victory here.

01:31:09.000 I think it might play a different game mode.

01:31:12.000 I'm giving up on this one.

01:31:14.000 Let's do.

01:31:16.000 What?

01:31:19.000 I guess any one of these is fine. 1.00

01:31:21.000 Let's do kill confirmed. 1.00

01:31:21.000 You know what? 1.00

01:31:23.000 Who would

01:32:12.000 do an advanced UAV?

01:32:13.000 Imagine getting 12 kills.

01:32:15.000 Imagine getting a 12 kill kill streak and you opt for the advanced UAV. 1.00

01:32:22.000 What a stupid kill streak. 1.00

01:32:25.000 I could get a gunship or I could get a UAV but you can see their direction, right? 1.00

01:32:32.000 I could get a support helicopter, I could get a chopper gunner, I could get white phosphorus, get all that. 0.83

01:32:39.000 When I get up to 12 kills, I want a better UAV.

01:32:53.000 I don't know who would do that.

01:33:02.000 My favorite map.

01:33:02.000 Awesome.

01:33:04.000 Perfect way to.

01:33:05.000 Is there a way you could just say, I don't want to play this map ever?

01:33:10.000 Like, why does it let you filter through game modes, but you can't filter through maps?

01:33:15.000 I would choose.

01:33:15.000 If I had the choice, I would never play this map ever again.

01:33:23.000 This is like the only one I don't like.

01:33:25.000 I would say this one.

01:33:28.000 Yeah, I think this is literally the only one I don't like.

01:33:32.000 And it seems like the one I get the most. 0.99

01:33:36.000 Well, this one and the England one, the London one, that one sucks. 0.97

01:33:40.000 Other than that, I like all the rest. 0.98

01:34:02.000 I hear somebody.

01:34:23.000 Piccadilly, yeah, Piccadilly is the one I'm thinking of.

01:34:25.000 I hate that one, I hate this one, but the rest I don't mind.

01:34:29.000 The night maps I don't like either, but, I mean, in the daytime, the rest are fine.

01:35:01.000 What just happened? 1.00

01:35:18.000 I just suck ass at this game. 1.00

01:35:21.000 Just trash 1.00

01:36:31.000 Bruh! 1.00

01:36:34.000 What a fucking dick. 1.00

01:36:35.000 Just stole my tag. 1.00

01:37:01.000 Where is this guy?

01:37:03.000 Are you kidding? 0.99

01:37:04.000 I got a headshot on him. 0.98

01:37:08.000 Whatever. 0.99

01:37:09.000 Whatever.

01:37:19.000 I don't even know which of these doors are like.

01:37:34.000 Seem like one.

01:39:41.000 Yeah, I'll jump out here.

01:40:31.000 Stairs. 0.99

01:40:33.000 Oh!

01:40:34.000 Oh, I thought that was my guy.

01:40:35.000 There was literally, my guy was right there one second ago.

01:40:40.000 Oh.

01:41:42.000 Okay, that was.

01:41:43.000 I mean, I don't know.

01:41:44.000 I wasn't great that round.

01:41:47.000 Third to last.

01:41:48.000 Tied for second to last.

01:41:49.000 amazing but let's see what's my new optics Optics check?

01:42:15.000 I don't use the optics for this.

01:42:18.000 I guess it doesn't matter.

01:42:23.000 The spray paint skins look so terrible, they shouldn't even bother with these, honestly.

01:42:29.000 Like these?

01:42:30.000 Who would put this on their gun?

01:42:32.000 That's just so dull.

01:42:34.000 Even compared to these or these.

01:42:52.000 This hat's making my head hurt because it's too small.

01:42:55.000 It's way too small.

01:42:56.000 This is a child's hat.

01:42:56.000 I didn't know that until I got it.

01:42:58.000 It's a youth sized hat.

01:43:02.000 So it's really not meant for a serious adult like me.

01:43:12.000 Yeah, it's making my head hurt.

01:43:24.000 I had a dream, like.

01:43:26.000 Because I slept for a few hours last night.

01:43:31.000 Or tonight, I guess.

01:43:33.000 And I had a dream and I completely forgot what I was.

01:43:35.000 I feel like it had something to do with Charlie Kirk and, like, the Groyper Wars, but I completely forgot.

01:43:41.000 It was like some E celebrity was in it too.

01:43:43.000 But it just totally.

01:43:47.000 I just can't remember it even at all right now.

01:43:55.000 But at the time, it was like.

01:43:56.000 I don't know. 0.99

01:43:57.000 No prisoners, you should kill. 0.99

01:43:59.000 It was very vivid. 0.92

01:44:00.000 I woke up and I remember being like, huh.

01:44:03.000 Now I don't even remember it. 0.99

01:44:06.000 Oh, whoa, shit. 1.00

01:44:11.000 Aw, fuck. 1.00

01:44:13.000 Nice. 1.00

01:44:14.000 Eat shit. 1.00

01:44:14.000 Aw, guy next to me. 1.00

01:44:18.000 No, it wasn't Kathy. 1.00

01:44:19.000 It was somebody from the Groypers.

01:44:22.000 I feel like it was Patrick Casey, but it might have been somebody else.

01:44:40.000 I just told you I don't remember, so. 1.00

01:44:42.000 But it wasn't an e girl. 1.00

01:44:44.000 It wasn't that kind of dream, okay? 0.89

01:44:46.000 It was just about, like, Groyper wars, Groyper operations. 0.99

01:44:57.000 I don't think I've ever had a dream about an e-girl. 1.00

01:45:21.000 Is that his bouncing Betty? 1.00

01:45:22.000 I don't know why that didn't affect me.

01:45:25.000 Oh, no, I think that was our guy's thing.

01:45:25.000 Maybe that.

01:45:30.000 That's why I got the assist.

01:45:57.000 Uh-oh.

01:46:25.000 I don't think I've gotten...

01:46:27.000 Oh.

01:46:28.000 I thought I didn't get any confirms, but I guess I did.

01:46:32.000 Oh!

01:46:34.000 Bruh!

01:46:35.000 Really? 1.00

01:46:36.000 Fuck this plane, dude. 1.00

01:46:38.000 And what is this, a gunship? 1.00

01:47:35.000 What are you doing?

01:47:36.000 What are you doing?

01:47:57.000 Oh, how?

01:48:11.000 He's gone.

01:48:12.000 I'm sure.

01:48:23.000 Oh nice, nice spawn!

01:48:25.000 Really great spawn. 1.00

01:48:27.000 Ah, shit. 1.00

01:49:00.000 Oh! 1.00

01:50:04.000 kill 1.00

01:51:03.000 I'll just go the other way. 0.99

01:51:24.000 I can't find anybody.

01:51:25.000 Is it me or is this map just like too big?

01:51:27.000 I haven't really even seen that many people.

01:51:33.000 All things considered.

01:51:35.000 Cluster strike ready for launch. 0.68

01:51:54.000 Nice, thanks for taking my kill, Jack.

01:51:59.000 Ah, nope.

01:52:05.000 Nice save by me.

01:52:23.000 I keep stuttering, do you see this? 1.00

01:52:29.000 What the f- What the fuck, bro? 1.00

01:52:31.000 Why? 1.00

01:52:32.000 It's getting really bad.

01:52:41.000 That's great.

01:52:42.000 That's really useful.

01:52:50.000 I don't know if that's my computer or my connection.

01:52:55.000 Oh, nice. 1.00

01:52:59.000 Nice slag out there. 1.00

01:53:01.000 Let me turn down my fucking graphics. 1.00

01:53:07.000 My graphics already are turned down. 0.99

01:53:29.000 What is this? 0.99

01:53:30.000 What the fuck is this? 0.99

01:53:58.000 Okay, top of the leaderboard check. 0.99

01:54:13.000 Looks like network lag.

01:54:14.000 Yeah, it seems right.

01:54:51.000 It's kind of a cool look.

01:54:54.000 Yeah, I think I might do that.

01:55:05.000 Let me see if I can turn down my graphics a little bit here.

01:55:10.000 Is this a frame rate?

01:55:12.000 It says refresh rate.

01:55:13.000 Is that a frame rate?

01:55:32.000 Gameplay custom frame rate limit.

01:55:37.000 Yeah, I don't think it should be 240.

01:55:39.000 Maybe that's why it's a little out of control here.

01:56:08.000 Yes!

01:56:09.000 Ah, my favorite map.

01:56:11.000 Just what the doctor ordered.

01:56:12.000 Perfect.

01:57:27.000 Nice. 0.99

01:57:28.000 Triple kill. Epic. 0.90

01:58:21.000 Okay.

01:58:22.000 I'm going off just a

01:59:05.000 little cheeky, friendly play.

01:59:11.000 Oh nice, walked right into that one.

01:59:16.000 We are in London after all.

01:59:18.000 Have to be cheeky when you're in London.

01:59:34.000 You see that tag just disappear like that?

01:59:36.000 That was cringe.

01:59:40.000 Uh-oh.

01:59:49.000 I thought I saw someone on that bus.

01:59:51.000 I don't know if that was the same guy.

02:00:05.000 I see where he is.

02:00:34.000 Got by those buses.

02:00:38.000 I saw that guy too. 1.00

02:00:38.000 Damn it! 1.00

02:00:39.000 What was that? 1.00

02:00:43.000 Got me with the deagle there.

02:01:12.000 Epic win.

02:02:24.000 Okay, can I find somebody please?

02:02:30.000 Epic 50 round mag department. 1.00

02:02:32.000 Shit, shit, shit! 1.00

02:02:35.000 Come on! 1.00

02:02:37.000 Come on!

02:02:44.000 UAV time?

02:02:45.000 UAV entering the TV for resupply. 0.99

02:03:32.000 Oh, damn it. 1.00

02:03:45.000 Oh, whoops. 1.00

02:03:48.000 I didn't know that exploded.

02:03:49.000 This just looked like ammunition.

02:04:00.000 Oops.

02:04:07.000 Didn't think that would happen.

02:04:18.000 Blimey, somebody says, Blimey.

02:04:21.000 Bollocks. 1.00

02:04:27.000 British people talk so silly. 1.00

02:04:29.000 I can't help but laugh at them when I hear their silly accents. 1.00

02:04:42.000 Like, I was talking to Joey Mole the other day, a good friend of mine, great British, top, top bloke. 0.92

02:04:48.000 And the minute he gets in VC, I just couldn't help but start laughing. 0.91

02:04:54.000 The accents are just so silly to me.

02:04:56.000 It's almost hard to believe that it's real. 0.98

02:05:01.000 To me, it's almost like a LARP.

02:05:03.000 Like, I do it to be funny, it's like a LARP, but it's like, no, people actually, that's how normal people talk over there.

02:05:13.000 Clutched it?

02:05:13.000 Nice!

02:05:14.000 I won that game?

02:05:18.000 Ugh!

02:05:21.000 Ugh!

02:05:23.000 That's me!

02:05:25.000 This is the play of the game.

02:05:28.000 Triple kill?

02:05:29.000 See that epic triple kill there? 0.97

02:05:33.000 Ugh! 1.00

02:05:34.000 shit. 1.00

02:06:07.000 That was kind of cool. 1.00

02:06:30.000 Oh.

02:06:49.000 How come you don't run optics for the M4, Nick?

02:06:52.000 Because I think that's unnecessary.

02:06:57.000 Compared to.

02:06:58.000 I would rather have more recoil control and stabilization than range. 1.00

02:07:05.000 Shit. 1.00

02:07:05.000 Whoops. 1.00

02:07:06.000 Because the iron sights basically get the job done.

02:07:10.000 If you have good.

02:07:11.000 Like I said, if you have the foregrip, if you have the stock and everything.

02:07:16.000 Having an optic doesn't really make your aim better, in my opinion.

02:07:25.000 Okay.

02:07:25.000 Somebody says 6.34k watching Nick play COD at 6 15 a.m.

02:07:30.000 LOL. 0.89

02:07:31.000 No, dummy.

02:07:31.000 That's the number of lemons, not the number of viewers.

02:07:35.000 Nibba be like 6,000 people watching Nick play COD at 6 a.m.

02:07:40.000 LOL.

02:07:40.000 No, bro.

02:07:41.000 Those are the lemons.

02:07:43.000 6.34k lemons.

02:07:45.000 780 people watching. 0.99

02:07:50.000 Nibba be like dull. 1.00

02:07:54.000 Nibba be like dumb. 1.00

02:07:56.000 Never mind, I'm retarded. 1.00

02:07:57.000 It's okay, bro. 0.96

02:07:58.000 I'm just giving you a hard time.

02:08:00.000 It's okay.

02:08:02.000 It's okay.

02:08:03.000 We're not mad at you.

02:08:08.000 Hey, how come I. Why didn't I get that entrance, huh?

02:08:15.000 Like the hat?

02:08:16.000 Thanks.

02:08:23.000 Oh, whoever's coming here, they're gonna have to go through me.

02:08:39.000 What is that?

02:08:40.000 Where we got two people who are just idle?

02:08:42.000 No, those are my tags, big guy.

02:08:44.000 I'll be collecting those.

02:08:49.000 I love when they just stand there like that.

02:08:55.000 That's pretty epic.

02:08:57.000 Whoops.

02:08:59.000 Oh, this guy's

02:09:31.000 got a shotgun.

02:09:32.000 Gotta be careful. 1.00

02:09:36.000 Shit. 1.00

02:09:45.000 This fucking guy. 1.00

02:09:46.000 I thought he 1.00

02:10:54.000 was dead already. 1.00

02:11:09.000 Fuck! 1.00

02:11:10.000 Okay, so I just got lasered by like two people there. 1.00

02:11:13.000 Yeah, but I'm doing pretty well, kind of at the top of the board.

02:11:27.000 Get a central location.

02:11:41.000 I don't really love those decision strikes.

02:11:50.000 It probably makes more sense to use the UAV first so you know where they are, right?

02:11:57.000 It's whatever.

02:12:03.000 Oh, I'm going up.

02:12:11.000 Zach and Cody? 0.99

02:12:13.000 Aw shit, what was that? 0.99

02:12:17.000 I just didn't even see that guy. 0.99

02:12:23.000 Zach and Cody be like going up?

02:12:39.000 That guy's lob over a Molotov cocktail.

02:12:43.000 That was pretty cringe.

02:12:45.000 Oh!

02:12:48.000 Nice aim.

02:12:53.000 Nice aim doofus Nice

02:13:22.000 Yeah, I love the camping.

02:13:23.000 That's that thing.

02:13:41.000 I just saw him, just saw him out of the corner of my eye.

02:13:44.000 Can we get rid of that, please?

02:13:57.000 We can take that guy out.

02:13:58.000 Yeah, that would be great.

02:14:01.000 He dead yet 1.00

02:14:42.000 Yo, thanks to the Nijigini Zanhead. 1.00

02:14:44.000 He says, Nick, please unblock me from the AF chat. 1.00

02:14:47.000 Sorry, I made an eyebrow joke.

02:14:48.000 No.

02:14:49.000 No, no unban.

02:14:54.000 I will not unban you, actually. 1.00

02:14:57.000 Thanks to the Nijigini, but you'll just have to make another account and live with it. 1.00

02:15:05.000 I'm Elon Bust. 1.00

02:15:06.000 He tells me his name, like, oh, okay.

02:15:08.000 That way I know its name to unban, you know, implying that I'm going to comply.

02:15:19.000 What are you telling me your username for not getting on banned, bro? 0.86

02:15:29.000 We gotta get these tags here We just had, damn it. 0.84

02:15:47.000 Some guy just put a radio up. 0.97

02:16:04.000 We're...

02:16:05.000 Okay.

02:16:08.000 That was C4, I think.

02:16:22.000 Where was that guy? 1.00

02:16:24.000 He was back there.

02:16:24.000 Yeah, okay.

02:16:37.000 Bruh! 0.99

02:16:45.000 Nick is as mean as a rattlesnake. 0.99

02:16:47.000 Ban this guy. 0.99

02:16:48.000 Weeb Waker, ban this guy. 0.98

02:16:50.000 Groyper J, I want him out of here. 0.99

02:16:53.000 He's as mean as a rattlesnake. 0.98

02:16:57.000 Bye. 0.76

02:16:58.000 Bye, Boomer.

02:17:01.000 Get him out of here.

02:17:02.000 Take his coat.

02:17:05.000 The first time I said, okay, we're not bullying you.

02:17:10.000 Two times.

02:17:12.000 Yeah.

02:17:13.000 You got to go.

02:17:13.000 You got it.

02:17:14.000 Got to get banned.

02:17:19.000 Sorry.

02:17:20.000 I'm sorry.

02:17:21.000 I'm sorry it has to be that way, but it does have to be that way.

02:17:28.000 Yeah, retrieve his coat. 0.90

02:17:31.000 He's as mean as a rattlesnake. 0.69

02:17:33.000 What does that even mean? 0.94

02:17:34.000 What does that even mean?

02:17:35.000 I'm not mean.

02:17:36.000 I'm just fair.

02:17:40.000 I don't know why that annoyed me.

02:17:42.000 I probably shouldn't have had him banned, but, you know, there's no going back now.

02:17:48.000 Xan heads this.

02:17:49.000 I got myself.

02:17:49.000 Yeah, you played yourself, buddy.

02:17:52.000 Would have been easy to be nice to me when my eyebrows weren't even messed up, okay?

02:17:56.000 They just looked a little bit different on camera, and everybody freaks out about it.

02:18:02.000 You know, it's very easy to join in the crowd.

02:18:05.000 Maybe now you'll learn for next time.

02:18:08.000 Maybe you'll be a little bit more sensitive.

02:18:21.000 Please unban me.

02:18:22.000 Sorry for the rattlesnake comment.

02:18:24.000 Yeah, right.

02:18:26.000 Nick, you should do America first with a southern accent.

02:18:29.000 No way. 0.99

02:18:29.000 Then everyone thinks I'm dumb. 0.99

02:18:32.000 No, then everyone thinks I'm unsophisticated. 0.95

02:18:35.000 Kidding, kidding.

02:18:39.000 I love southerners.

02:18:45.000 Howdy, howdy.

02:18:48.000 Hey, Jaden's in chat.

02:18:49.000 Jaden says, nice iron sights, bro.

02:18:51.000 Thanks, bro.

02:18:54.000 Howdy y'all.

02:18:55.000 Y'all are watching America First.

02:19:00.000 My name is Nicholas Francis.

02:19:02.000 We got a great show for you tonight.

02:19:06.000 I got my grits.

02:19:07.000 I got my cowboy hat.

02:19:09.000 I got my banjo. 0.98

02:19:11.000 Mima is home. 1.00

02:19:14.000 I lost it there. 0.60

02:19:18.000 Welcome to the Cowboy Show.

02:19:22.000 You're watching Cowboy Show.

02:19:24.000 My name's Hillbilly.

02:19:26.000 My name's Billy Bob.

02:19:30.000 I don't think so.

02:19:31.000 No, I don't think so.

02:19:32.000 I don't think we'll do that.

02:19:34.000 No plans to do that anytime soon.

02:19:40.000 Me boots.

02:19:41.000 Me boots.

02:19:43.000 I think that's Pirate.

02:19:44.000 That's Mr. Krabs. 1.00

02:19:47.000 Rant Nation. 0.99

02:19:49.000 Welcome to Rant Nation.

02:19:52.000 My name is Graham Allen. 1.00

02:20:04.000 Yeah, peek it, bitch. 1.00

02:20:06.000 Peek, peek me. 1.00

02:20:10.000 Ah!

02:20:11.000 Yeah, I got hungry for the tag there.

02:20:15.000 Got a little bit blinded.

02:20:17.000 Try to go for the tag, try to go for the XP.

02:20:28.000 My mistake.

02:20:30.000 Oh!

02:20:34.000 Ah! 1.00

02:20:35.000 You're gay? 1.00

02:20:38.000 Jaden says this map sucks. 1.00

02:20:40.000 I think you suck, bro. 1.00

02:20:41.000 I think you just suck at the game, maybe. 1.00

02:20:44.000 No, I take that back. 1.00

02:20:45.000 You don't suck at the game. 0.98

02:20:47.000 You're wrong.

02:20:48.000 This map is good.

02:21:00.000 Uh oh.

02:21:01.000 Whoa.

02:21:02.000 Where are they?

02:21:03.000 Oh, there he is.

02:21:04.000 Yeah.

02:21:08.000 See, that's why you don't mess with somebody who other people call the Supreme Dark Lord.

02:21:13.000 Okay?

02:21:15.000 Other people call me that.

02:21:17.000 Okay?

02:21:17.000 Just to give you an idea of who I am and what I'm about.

02:21:23.000 That's what other people call me.

02:21:25.000 You think you're gonna mess with me?

02:21:27.000 No.

02:21:30.000 Why do you think it is that they call me the supreme dark lord?

02:21:33.000 Why do you think why do you think other people call me that of their own volition?

02:21:39.000 It's because I'm epic because Because I own alright I Don't think you no I don't think you want to mess I don't think you want to mess with somebody who is supremely dark and a lord Reloading!

02:21:59.000 I will follow you.

02:22:06.000 Okay, but you have to call me.

02:22:08.000 Nighthawk.

02:22:12.000 VoxDavy, like, I'll debate you.

02:22:16.000 But you have to call me Dragon.

02:22:19.000 Okay.

02:22:21.000 But you have to call me.

02:22:23.000 Nighthawk.

02:22:28.000 I don't.

02:22:28.000 I kind of stole that guy's kill, but, you know, it doesn't matter.

02:22:31.000 That's a Faustian mindset.

02:22:35.000 Okay.

02:22:38.000 I'll debate you, Nick.

02:22:40.000 But you have to call me Dragon. 1.00

02:22:44.000 You're gay? 1.00

02:22:45.000 Oh hey bro, you gay? 1.00

02:23:22.000 Beautiful kill there. 1.00

02:23:23.000 It's just an all-around solid kill.

02:23:34.000 Oh, no, no, no!

02:23:35.000 Okay.

02:23:36.000 Almost fell there.

02:23:37.000 I forgot that's, uh, you die if you go there. 0.61

02:23:49.000 I will check. 0.95

02:24:09.000 Our guy?

02:24:13.000 Our guy confirmed?

02:24:15.000 Halfway there, keep fighting! 0.84

02:24:33.000 Oh damn it if I just stayed prone I would have been fine 12 top of the leaderboard. 0.97

02:24:44.000 Yeah, see that's why I'm the supreme dark lord and you're nothing I wrote Alt Hero. 0.98

02:25:00.000 I'm the founder of InfoGalactic, the number one website in the world.

02:25:34.000 Oh, no, no, no.

02:25:36.000 No.

02:25:39.000 Okay, good thing I caught that. 1.00

02:25:42.000 Shit. 1.00

02:25:49.000 Let's heal up a little bit. 1.00

02:25:51.000 Let me catch my breath.

02:25:54.000 Hey, Gooch.

02:25:57.000 Gooch gang.

02:26:10.000 Sniper check.

02:26:38.000 Aw, yo.

02:26:39.000 Care package check? 1.00

02:26:42.000 Need shit? 1.00

02:26:43.000 Took your care package? 1.00

02:26:47.000 Ah!

02:26:48.000 Ah ha! 1.00

02:26:49.000 You suck, you're gay. 1.00

02:26:52.000 Don't care, didn't ask, plus, you're black. 1.00

02:27:01.000 When you get cucked out of your Squint's sentry gun? 1.00

02:27:07.000 Pooh?

02:27:15.000 I'll cop that.

02:27:17.000 I just gotta set this thing up.

02:27:18.000 Where can I put this thing down?

02:27:21.000 I'm going to break it down.

02:27:24.000 Big mag check? 0.65

02:27:31.000 Oh, I saw that glare there.

02:27:44.000 Oh, let's put it down here, maybe?

02:27:50.000 Oh, wait, what is this?

02:27:52.000 Here we go. 1.00

02:27:55.000 Ah, damn. 1.00

02:27:57.000 Whatever. 1.00

02:27:58.000 Look, I got the most kills.

02:28:00.000 Most kills out of anybody in the whole game.

02:28:07.000 Yeah, I'm thinking the Dark Lord is back. 0.99

02:28:28.000 Yeah, that guy got raped. 1.00

02:28:29.000 When you get your sentry stolen and get raped. 1.00

02:28:37.000 Hmm. 1.00

02:28:40.000 Hmm.

02:28:44.000 Nah, I don't think so.

02:28:51.000 Yeah, no way.

02:28:51.000 50 round is the way to go.

02:28:59.000 Cookie check, cookie hat check, monster check dough.

02:29:18.000 Cookie?

02:29:19.000 Remember Cookie from Ned's Declassified?

02:29:23.000 Cookie be like, glasses check?

02:29:31.000 Remember Cookie, Ned?

02:29:33.000 What was her name mostly?

02:29:37.000 Ah, Coconut Head? 0.96

02:29:38.000 I used to go to grade school with a kid who had a bowl cut, and I would always call him Coconut Head, and he got so fucking mad at me. 0.96

02:29:46.000 He had this big, shaggy bowl cut. 0.95

02:29:51.000 And I would say, hey, Coconut Head. 1.00

02:29:52.000 He would just lose his shit. 1.00

02:29:55.000 That's what he looked like. 1.00

02:29:56.000 But he looked like Coconut Head from that show.

02:29:59.000 And that's why I called him that name. 1.00

02:30:02.000 And I think it hurt his feelings because it was accurate.

02:30:05.000 Because it was completely accurate.

02:30:08.000 That was in fifth or sixth grade.

02:30:10.000 He would rage.

02:30:11.000 He would rage at me.

02:30:14.000 Don't call me Coconut Head.

02:30:16.000 I do not look like that character.

02:30:19.000 That's what he would say.

02:30:19.000 I would say, stop it.

02:30:23.000 I don't look like that person.

02:30:25.000 I'd say, no, but you do, though.

02:30:27.000 But you actually.

02:30:29.000 I know you're saying you don't look like him, but I think you do.

02:30:59.000 These are your buddies.

02:30:59.000 It's okay, bro.

02:31:01.000 It's okay.

02:31:02.000 We're your allies, dude.

02:31:06.000 That guy would always steal my jokes.

02:31:07.000 It was horrible.

02:31:08.000 I was in fourth grade, and I will never forget.

02:31:11.000 I would literally make a joke, and then he would raise his hand and make the same joke, and people would laugh at it.

02:31:20.000 That would piss me off so much.

02:31:23.000 I can't even tell you.

02:31:26.000 I would do a funny, I'd raise my hand.

02:31:28.000 Funny, you know, I'm hilarious.

02:31:30.000 Everyone loves me.

02:31:31.000 And then he would raise his hand and make the same joke.

02:31:34.000 It's like, what is wrong with you? 0.99

02:31:38.000 What are you just shameless? 0.99

02:31:39.000 You just. 0.97

02:31:40.000 What is that?

02:31:41.000 Who does that?

02:31:44.000 You think people are impressed with that?

02:31:49.000 Oh, you know, you said the same thing I did.

02:31:51.000 Wow, congratulations.

02:32:06.000 Like wow good job great job, bro Nice.

02:32:25.000 Ah.

02:32:35.000 Oh, really? 1.00

02:32:36.000 I hate the fucking flashbang, man. 1.00

02:32:39.000 Oh, ah! 1.00

02:32:41.000 Bruh! 0.99

02:32:42.000 Damn it, I flashbanged myself. 0.99

02:33:05.000 It's like, what is Neo saying in that song? 0.99

02:33:08.000 He says, I was the class clown.

02:33:11.000 I always kept you laughing.

02:33:13.000 We were never meant to be, baby.

02:33:15.000 We just happened.

02:33:17.000 Who says that in that song, Knock You Down?

02:33:19.000 It's, uh.

02:33:24.000 I think it was Neo, but I'm not 100 on that.

02:33:34.000 I think Kanye said that, actually.

02:33:37.000 I'm not 100%. 0.98

02:33:39.000 Okay, we're just getting raped in this one. 0.99

02:33:41.000 I'm not happy. 0.99

02:33:42.000 Come on. 1.00

02:34:10.000 I'm just getting fucked. 1.00

02:34:13.000 Seriously? 0.99

02:34:14.000 Watch there.

02:34:37.000 Nothing good is going to happen.

02:34:43.000 Someone's behind me.

02:34:44.000 Ugh!

02:34:44.000 Yeah.

02:34:45.000 People are rocking with the shotguns in this one.

02:34:48.000 That's why it's not happening.

02:35:02.000 Where even was that guy?

02:35:06.000 Oh, yeah, cheap. 0.98

02:35:26.000 That sucked. 1.00

02:35:27.000 We got fucking raped. 1.00

02:35:50.000 I do terrible, I guess. 1.00

02:35:54.000 But I didn't do great.

02:36:00.000 They won't let me be great. 1.00

02:36:02.000 I used to work with this black guy when I was at UPS. 1.00

02:36:07.000 And he was like, so for every, I think it was like, whenever you unloaded a trailer, you had to have a buddy.

02:36:14.000 Like, two people would go into a trailer and unload it together.

02:36:18.000 And he was my buddy for the draining, actually.

02:36:21.000 And he would always say, You won't let me be great.

02:36:24.000 He would say to the guy, because we would have a supervisor who would show us the ropes and make sure we're doing it right for the first few days on the job.

02:36:32.000 He'd be like, You won't let me be great.

02:36:33.000 Why won't you let me be great?

02:36:36.000 Just the funny little things you pick up.

02:36:38.000 They're very charming people, honestly.

02:36:44.000 You won't let me be great.

02:36:46.000 Why won't you let me be great?

02:36:48.000 He would say.

02:36:51.000 That's very funny, very funny.

02:36:55.000 They were also all literally gangbangers. 0.97

02:36:59.000 Not to sound racist or anything, but literally there was a conversation where the supervisor, who was a gay black guy, and the regular, my partner in the training, who was not gay, but he was a black guy, they would talk about how. 0.97

02:37:13.000 I think the conversation started where he was like, Oh, you gangbang? 0.87

02:37:16.000 He's like, Yeah, gangbang.

02:37:18.000 How about you?

02:37:19.000 Yeah, you know.

02:37:21.000 I don't even know what that means.

02:37:22.000 Does that mean you're in a gang?

02:37:22.000 What does that mean?

02:37:23.000 Does that mean you commit crime?

02:37:25.000 I don't, you know.

02:37:25.000 What specifically does that mean?

02:37:28.000 I guess that's just.

02:37:29.000 Very commonplace, apparently.

02:37:34.000 You gangbang? 1.00

02:37:34.000 Shit, yeah, I gangbang. 1.00

02:37:36.000 It's like, bruh. 1.00

02:37:37.000 What does that mean?

02:37:38.000 I, you know, I did not gangbang.

02:37:40.000 I've never.

02:37:41.000 I don't think it means gangbang like rape.

02:37:43.000 You know, I don't think it means like a gangbang like a sex thing.

02:37:46.000 I think it means like you're in a gang, you wield guns to commit crimes.

02:37:52.000 I think that's what he was getting at.

02:37:59.000 So, that was pretty funny. 1.00

02:38:07.000 Fuck. 1.00

02:38:14.000 They said they don't gangbang now, but they said that they did. 1.00

02:38:18.000 Both of them said they did at one point.

02:38:33.000 I see that guy.

02:38:39.000 Ah! 1.00

02:38:40.000 Shit! 1.00

02:38:44.000 I'm not doing hot from this one. 0.99

02:38:46.000 But I hate this map, so. 1.00

02:39:19.000 Shit. 1.00

02:39:20.000 Wow, that guy had to drop on me. 1.00

02:39:21.000 Still couldn't get me.

02:39:52.000 Uh-oh.

02:39:54.000 Oh, oh, oh. 1.00

02:39:55.000 Shit! 1.00

02:39:57.000 How did that guy get me from back there? 1.00

02:40:17.000 That was really gay. 1.00

02:40:56.000 Yeah, I don't think so, dude. 1.00

02:41:02.000 Aw, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.

02:41:08.000 What?

02:41:08.000 I literally meleeed him.

02:41:10.000 It didn't even register. 1.00

02:42:29.000 Oh shit. 0.98

02:43:32.000 Shouldn't attach to that 1.00

02:44:57.000 Oh!

02:45:04.000 Watch those wrist rockets. 0.97

02:45:07.000 They're sending in the supers.

02:45:13.000 Okay.

02:45:17.000 They gassed me.

02:45:29.000 Hey, double teamed there, really, really great.

02:45:46.000 What the f- Where's this tab? 0.99

02:45:57.000 Damn it. 0.99

02:46:00.000 Whoops. 1.00

02:46:08.000 I didn't do great that time. 1.00

02:46:09.000 I suck. 0.99

02:46:18.000 We were outnumbered in this one. 1.00

02:46:20.000 Was it five to six?

02:46:21.000 Oh, I like

02:46:51.000 that.

02:46:52.000 It's kind of cool. 1.00

02:47:45.000 I like this skin tiger pretty epic though, Ah, 1.00

02:48:25.000 sniper?

02:48:39.000 Denied your kill, bro?

02:48:41.000 I'm in a tough spot here.

02:48:53.000 But I'm epic at the game, so it doesn't even matter. 1.00

02:49:10.000 Aw, you're gay. 1.00

02:49:55.000 Damn, really? 1.00

02:49:56.000 We're even... 0.99

02:49:57.000 Oh, I see him.

02:50:03.000 Sniping is really cringe.

02:50:04.000 I don't don't care much for the sniping I thought somebody else was shooting at him.

02:50:32.000 That was that guy.

02:50:35.000 He was missing his shots.

02:50:36.000 That's what alerted me to his presence. 0.99

02:50:41.000 I thought it was somebody behind me shooting at him, but no, he was just fucking up his shots. 0.98

02:50:47.000 He had the drop on me, but he didn't have the aiming chops to execute there. 0.98

02:50:54.000 Couldn't close the deal.

02:51:13.000 What was that?

02:51:14.000 Did you see that glare on the ground?

02:51:16.000 Oh my, 1.00

02:52:06.000 that's so stupid, dude. 1.00

02:52:11.000 Where the fuck is this fag? 1.00

02:52:13.000 You up here? 1.00

02:53:28.000 Seriously? 1.00

02:53:29.000 What a fucking bitch. 1.00

02:53:38.000 Camping is so gay. 1.00

02:53:50.000 Yeah, okay. 1.00

02:53:50.000 Are you? 1.00

02:54:18.000 Also, just didn't register any of my shots.

02:54:20.000 That's great. 0.99

02:56:25.000 What the fuck was that? 0.99

02:56:26.000 Oh Claymore? 1.00

02:56:27.000 Yeah, okay, fag. 1.00

02:56:41.000 Whoops. 1.00

02:56:43.000 Is that our guy?

02:57:20.000 Come on.

02:57:22.000 Let me get that tag, yo. 1.00

02:57:36.000 Shit. 0.99

02:57:37.000 They're racking up those tags over there. 1.00

02:57:49.000 Yeah!

02:57:50.000 Nice.

02:57:51.000 Clutched it.

02:57:53.000 Yeah, and I'm the best player on the team, of course.

02:58:01.000 My neck hurts.

02:58:19.000 Dank Forest?

02:58:20.000 Yo, dank.

02:58:22.000 Danky, let's check. 1.00

02:58:46.000 Try that.

02:58:59.000 This hat is hurting my head.

02:59:30.000 Not really loving this cam, though.

02:59:32.000 very, not bright enough.

02:59:32.000 It's not...

02:59:55.000 I think he spawned right there, right?

02:59:58.000 Or he was camping.

02:59:59.000 way it's great gameplay 0.99

03:00:15.000 oh okay you know what let's try some snipe You wanna be gay? 0.99

03:00:36.000 Okay. 0.99

03:00:37.000 Two can play that game. 0.99

03:00:39.000 You wanna be gay? 0.99

03:00:40.000 Okay. 0.94

03:00:43.000 I can be gay too. 1.00

03:00:45.000 We can both play like gay homos. 1.00

03:00:47.000 And I'll snipe as well. 1.00

03:00:50.000 It takes two to do the gay tango. 1.00

03:00:53.000 So, I'm in. 1.00

03:00:55.000 Let's do it.

03:00:55.000 Deal me in.

03:01:38.000 Somebody may try and come up on me from over there.

03:01:52.000 This is not a great position to be in to snipe.

03:01:55.000 Oh!

03:01:56.000 I should have kept my train over there.

03:02:03.000 This is 1.00

03:02:34.000 like a really stupid place to be. 1.00

03:03:08.000 I missed those 50 mags when I got this MP5. 0.99

03:03:11.000 Because when you got the 50 rounds, it's like you don't even really feel the need to reload as much.

03:03:20.000 You can get your kill and then you can give it a sec.

03:03:30.000 You know what, I'll give it a moment.

03:03:34.000 Say pause.

03:03:37.000 What word?

03:03:38.000 What?

03:03:43.000 See that on the map?

03:03:44.000 It says there's like a sentry gun there.

03:03:46.000 What's that?

03:04:04.000 Oh, oh, okay, great.

03:04:18.000 Contact him.

03:04:19.000 Enemy at the buses.

03:04:50.000 Here we go, here we go, here we go.

03:04:54.000 Oh!

03:04:54.000 Oh, come on!

03:04:58.000 What a fucking dummy. 1.00

03:05:03.000 That was so stupid. 1.00

03:05:04.000 I was gonna do that. 1.00

03:05:05.000 I was gonna put a mine there.

03:05:12.000 Go ahead, try and collect the tags.

03:05:14.000 I dare you.

03:05:20.000 Thanks for taking my tags. 1.00

03:05:21.000 Bitch. 1.00

03:05:26.000 Not quite what I wanted to do there. 1.00

03:05:29.000 Bro, that guy totally fucked me. 1.00

03:05:32.000 What a fucking idiot, dude. 1.00

03:05:34.000 just totally blocked my shot. 1.00

03:07:26.000 One more second, it would have been gone. 1.00

03:08:40.000 Shit, Don't have a Semptex. 1.00

03:08:57.000 That was a nice little redemption moment. 1.00

03:09:17.000 That's how that works. 0.59

03:09:27.000 Yo! 0.85

03:09:28.000 Nice! 0.89

03:09:30.000 Most kills, most kills sniping. 0.89

03:09:45.000 I'm good at kill confirmed. 1.00

03:09:46.000 I suck at gun game. 1.00

03:09:49.000 More like gay game. 1.00

03:09:51.000 But kill confirmed, yeah, I'm pretty good. 1.00

03:10:12.000 The muzzle, What

03:10:12.000 What's new here?

03:10:53.000 else? 1.00

03:10:54.000 Shit. 1.00

03:11:06.000 Stretch. 1.00

03:11:08.000 Rise and shine.

03:11:09.000 Time to wage.

03:11:10.000 Whoa.

03:11:14.000 Wagey's be like, I have to go to work now.

03:11:17.000 Bye, Nick.

03:11:17.000 I have to go to work now.

03:11:18.000 Or I have to go to school.

03:11:20.000 Can't relate.

03:11:21.000 What?

03:11:21.000 Can't relate.

03:11:25.000 Sorry, Nick.

03:11:26.000 I gotta go.

03:11:26.000 Gotta go to work now.

03:11:28.000 I have to go work for eight hours.

03:11:31.000 I have to drive to work and then work for eight hours.

03:11:34.000 So, sorry.

03:11:35.000 I can't have fun anymore.

03:11:38.000 Yeah.

03:11:40.000 What is that like? 1.00

03:11:42.000 Must suck. 1.00

03:11:43.000 Must suck, I guess, right? 0.99

03:11:53.000 Yeah, see you Nick. 0.98

03:11:54.000 I can't have fun anymore.

03:11:55.000 It's time for me to work Time to wake up, make my morning coffee, have my protein bar, have my oatmeal to go.

03:12:22.000 And then it's time to get in my car and drive to my place of work, and then sit down and work for a little bit, and then have a packed lunch.

03:12:35.000 And then I'll drive home.

03:12:37.000 I'll get to bed on time so I can do it all again tomorrow.

03:12:42.000 And the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the day after that, and the day after that.

03:12:49.000 And then I get a couple days off, and then the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day.

03:12:56.000 And then you get a couple days off, and then the next day, and the day after that.

03:13:01.000 And it kind of just repeats like that for the rest of your life, for the rest of my life.

03:13:07.000 And then I do that for.

03:13:09.000 Decades.

03:13:10.000 I do that for 30 years.

03:13:25.000 And I make money and I buy things.

03:13:28.000 And I pay for things.

03:13:33.000 Okay, okay, bro.

03:13:36.000 Yeah, oh yeah, you say so, bro.

03:13:39.000 Yeah, that sounds awesome.

03:13:40.000 Sounds epic.

03:13:41.000 Whoops.

03:13:44.000 You're a Nick.

03:13:45.000 This hurts, man.

03:13:46.000 Please stop. 1.00

03:13:47.000 You're flag filling me. 1.00

03:13:49.000 Stop torturing me. 1.00

03:13:50.000 Alright, alright.

03:13:51.000 I'm sorry.

03:13:52.000 Got a little carried away.

03:13:55.000 I don't want to. 1.00

03:13:57.000 I want to make you guys not black. 1.00

03:13:59.000 I want to make you white pilled. 1.00

03:14:02.000 Think of it this way.

03:14:04.000 It's fun and exciting.

03:14:07.000 Don't think of it like, ugh, time to go to work again.

03:14:11.000 Think of it like, time to go to work again.

03:14:14.000 Yes!

03:14:16.000 Awesome!

03:14:17.000 I can't wait to see all my work friends.

03:14:21.000 Can't wait to achieve satisfaction and fulfillment in my life.

03:14:27.000 I'm productive, I'm earning money.

03:14:29.000 I'm supporting myself.

03:14:32.000 There's something great about that.

03:14:39.000 Saying to yourself, I earned this.

03:14:42.000 When you lease a Toyota Camry, you know, there's something great about saying, I earned this.

03:14:52.000 I worked really, really hard for somebody else.

03:14:56.000 And then, but I earned this.

03:15:00.000 And all it took me was years.

03:15:04.000 And it only took me most of my life.

03:15:09.000 When you get in this lease, Lexus, you're going to think to yourself, I deserve this.

03:15:15.000 I worked hard.

03:15:17.000 And now I got something.

03:15:20.000 I'm just kidding, guys.

03:15:22.000 I'm only joking, alright?

03:15:25.000 Just having a little fun.

03:15:27.000 Just having a little fun gaming.

03:15:41.000 Oh, oh, oh, oh.

03:15:51.000 Go off. 0.54

03:15:56.000 Go off.

03:15:57.000 Literally go off.

03:16:20.000 Eyes to war.

03:16:21.000 Don't get me wrong. 0.68

03:16:22.000 I believe me.

03:16:23.000 I get it.

03:16:24.000 I used to work at one time. 1.00

03:16:27.000 Ah, shit! 1.00

03:16:30.000 You know what I hate is, uh. 1.00

03:16:33.000 I always hated the smell.

03:16:37.000 Not like it smelled.

03:16:38.000 It didn't smell like poo or anything.

03:16:40.000 It didn't smell like bad, like sewage.

03:16:43.000 It just smelled like oppressive.

03:16:46.000 You know what I mean?

03:16:47.000 Like, the car smelled like, you know, work.

03:16:52.000 And the office smelled like it had this smell about it, just smelled like stale, like stale air.

03:17:02.000 And there's something that sucked about that.

03:17:04.000 Maybe that was the worst part.

03:17:13.000 The other worst part is when I worked at UPS, it was the noise.

03:17:19.000 I would literally come home and I would lay down at night because I would work from 10 o'clock to 3 a.m.

03:17:26.000 I would come home and I would lay down and close my eyes, and my ears would be ringing.

03:17:31.000 Like, I could still hear the sounds of all the machines and everything.

03:17:35.000 And I would just have just this horrible, that's not even like a headache, but just this constant, just like noise.

03:17:42.000 It was like PTSD.

03:17:44.000 I just couldn't relax.

03:17:45.000 I felt like I was still in the whatever the facility.

03:17:50.000 Now, normally when I drive, I listen to like loud rap music or whatever.

03:17:54.000 I would have to listen to like smooth jazz on my way home.

03:17:57.000 Because you're so overwhelming.

03:18:00.000 Okay, missing your shots?

03:18:03.000 He worked

03:18:46.000 at a conveyor belt.

03:18:48.000 Not like in a factory.

03:18:50.000 I worked at UPS, so the conveyor belt was involved.

03:18:54.000 He had to bring it into the trailer and unload the boxes onto the conveyor belt.

03:19:00.000 Now it's a job.

03:19:02.000 Oh, oh, oh.

03:19:08.000 There's a constant sound of machinery.

03:19:21.000 That was horrible.

03:20:19.000 Nice.

03:20:20.000 King?

03:20:21.000 Yo, King.

03:20:23.000 17 kills, 15 confirms.

03:20:25.000 Better score than everybody.

03:20:32.000 Somebody says UPS is a good job, though.

03:20:34.000 I heard you get good benefits.

03:20:35.000 Yeah, you get good benefits.

03:20:36.000 They pay for your school after a while.

03:20:40.000 They give you raises regularly.

03:20:44.000 They give you dental benefits.

03:20:45.000 If you stay there for a long time, yeah, they give you great benefits.

03:20:49.000 I don't think you get them right out of the gate, but.

03:20:51.000 Uh, yeah, that was one of the reasons why a lot of the older people, some of the blacks would work there as they said they wanted braces, they wanted dental.

03:21:01.000 So, yeah, I mean, the wages weren't great, honestly. 0.89

03:21:05.000 I would go there, I worked a seasonal job, which was part time, and you would work three hours some nights, which was terrible because it's like it's at 10 o'clock.

03:21:13.000 So, you go and work from 10 to 1 a.m., and you make 30 bucks.

03:21:17.000 And that's you know, you make 120 bucks if you're lucky in a week.

03:21:22.000 And, um, Now, you did get a $500 bonus per month, and they did offer to give you a raise, I think, after a certain amount of time.

03:21:30.000 But the wages aren't what's worth it right out of the gate.

03:21:34.000 What's worth it is if you stay on for a while, then you do accumulate the benefits.

03:21:39.000 And if you're in school, there's an obvious benefit there.

03:21:41.000 I think they pay for a certain amount of your tuition, or all of it.

03:21:45.000 I'm not exactly sure.

03:21:47.000 And it's not a really challenging job.

03:21:49.000 It's kind of physically, if you're not very physical, it's a little tough.

03:21:54.000 But you get used to it pretty quickly.

03:21:57.000 It's a little dangerous though, especially in the facility I was in, because they weren't following their safety protocols or whatever.

03:22:04.000 There is a certain way that you're supposed to unload the trailer.

03:22:06.000 You're supposed to go from top to bottom, and you bring in what they call a load stand, which is like a stepping stool.

03:22:14.000 And so you're supposed to get on the stool and take the boxes from top to bottom, put them on the belt.

03:22:23.000 Anyway, is they would just pull the boxes from under and let all the boxes on top fall in the trailer.

03:22:33.000 Which is not safe because some of the boxes are 100 pounds or over 100 pounds.

03:22:37.000 So you've got to imagine a 100 pound box falling from 10 feet in the air, crashing to the ground, and you're doing like 10, 12 trailers.

03:22:47.000 That's a lot of it, it's kind of a risky thing.

03:22:50.000 So.

03:22:53.000 It's not the most risky job in the world, but just something to keep in mind.

03:23:08.000 Where's this guy now?

03:23:09.000 Oh!

03:23:11.000 Think you're gonna get me with that, bro? 1.00

03:23:13.000 Okay, that was gay. 1.00

03:23:32.000 You're gay 0.99

03:24:24.000 You're really good at this game. 0.99

03:24:27.000 Okay, yeah. 0.99

03:24:28.000 We're gonna be gay. 0.97

03:24:29.000 We're gonna play gay style. 0.92

03:24:30.000 Fine. 1.00

03:24:32.000 Fine. 0.97

03:24:34.000 We can play gay. 0.97

03:24:36.000 We can play the gay way. 1.00

03:24:37.000 We wanna do shooting each other from across an app with a gay gun? 1.00

03:24:41.000 fine. 1.00

03:25:47.000 These guys are killing us man Oh,

03:26:19.000 ah! 1.00

03:26:21.000 Shit, shit, shit. 1.00

03:26:22.000 Yeah, get away from me, bro. 1.00

03:26:25.000 Don't want that.

03:26:29.000 Don't want that guy hanging around.

03:26:32.000 Is he gonna chase me up here, I wonder?

03:26:35.000 I sure hope he doesn't.

03:26:36.000 That'd be a little freaky.

03:26:49.000 UGH!

03:26:49.000 Thought I Ha ha ha!

03:27:06.000 Eat shit! 1.00

03:27:14.000 Epic moment, whoops. 1.00

03:27:17.000 How they denied my tags though. 0.99

03:27:18.000 Now you're dead. 1.00

03:27:27.000 damn damn ah oh come on I want you to do it I want you to do it 1.00

03:28:02.000 oh somebody's here Aw, shit! 1.00

03:28:07.000 What was that? 0.99

03:28:10.000 Did he slide, maybe?

03:28:15.000 He just, like, vanished.

03:28:21.000 Aw, cool.

03:28:22.000 I love that.

03:28:23.000 Oak stack?

03:29:21.000 Oh, are you joking? 1.00

03:29:23.000 Fuck you, dude. 1.00

03:29:24.000 You're gay. 1.00

03:29:37.000 Tag. 1.00

03:30:06.000 Oh, there he is.

03:30:07.000 There he is.

03:30:08.000 Please, everybody.

03:30:16.000 Take cover.

03:30:38.000 Come on.

03:30:52.000 I just gotta go back in.

03:30:53.000 They got their star player, and I'm hanging back, sniping.

03:31:08.000 All right, I'm in. 1.00

03:31:31.000 Shit. 1.00

03:31:33.000 Damn, that took me out of the game. 1.00

03:31:35.000 The sniping took me way out. 1.00

03:32:10.000 Lame.

03:32:58.000 Oh, that's pretty nice.

03:32:59.000 That's striking.

03:33:01.000 Very nice.

03:33:02.000 Very nice.

03:33:03.000 Love that.

03:33:22.000 Let's do that.

03:33:25.000 That's a lot better.

03:33:27.000 Yeah, because I hate the cluster strike, whatever. 0.98

03:33:30.000 That kind of sucks. 0.98

03:33:53.000 Nick, time to sleep. 0.99

03:33:57.000 Says Chico.

03:34:01.000 Yeah, bye.

03:34:02.000 Why would somebody say that, Nick?

03:34:03.000 Time to sleep.

03:34:04.000 No.

03:34:05.000 Don't watch it.

03:34:06.000 You're watching the stream.

03:34:07.000 You're telling me to go to bed?

03:34:08.000 No.

03:34:11.000 I hate that more than anything.

03:34:12.000 When people on Twitter see me tweeting late at night, they're like, go to bed. 1.00

03:34:16.000 Eat shit. 1.00

03:34:19.000 This guy's annoying. 1.00

03:34:20.000 He's posting the same message.

03:34:22.000 Let's find more people.

03:34:22.000 Bye.

03:34:24.000 More people got to go.

03:34:37.000 Oh, what happened?

03:34:43.000 Time to go to sleep. 1.00

03:34:44.000 Time for you to shut up and fuck off. 1.00

03:34:46.000 What do you think about that? 1.00

03:34:48.000 Time for you to fuck off. 1.00

03:34:51.000 Oh, my neck. 1.00

03:34:53.000 Oh, did you hear that?

03:34:59.000 I don't know what's going on with my neck.

03:35:00.000 It's very, very tight.

03:35:02.000 I need Kathy's you to give me a shiatsu massage. 0.94

03:35:06.000 Kathy's got to give me a neck massage. 1.00

03:35:09.000 She's going to choke me. 1.00

03:35:10.000 She's mad at me because of that parody account or whatever.

03:35:25.000 I'm too stressed out, hyper stressed because of my job.

03:35:42.000 I went in on the action. 1.00

03:35:53.000 See that guy try to steal my kill like a bitch? 1.00

03:36:29.000 Aw, come on! 1.00

03:36:31.000 The shotgun, man, it's so stupid. 1.00

03:36:36.000 Be a man, don't use a shotgun. 1.00

03:37:07.000 Nice.

03:37:10.000 Got one.

03:37:24.000 Okay, stole my drill.

03:37:25.000 It's okay.

03:37:28.000 Oh, I just missed.

03:37:30.000 Just missed that proximity mine. 0.99

03:37:45.000 Damn it! 1.00

03:37:46.000 You're gay. 1.00

03:37:48.000 Guy's just laying down on the street, really? 1.00

03:38:59.000 I think I will. 1.00

03:39:00.000 God damn. 1.00

03:39:28.000 Where even was that guy? 0.99

03:39:29.000 He's up there. 0.99

03:39:51.000 Damn it. 0.99

03:39:52.000 I didn't know he was all the way down there. 1.00

03:40:29.000 People who do that should be killed in real life. 0.99

03:40:33.000 Who plays this game and they're like, I'll hang out at the back of the map, I'll find a really gay place to hide, and I'll shoot people in the back from far away where they can't see me? 1.00

03:40:42.000 Like, what is the notality? 0.99

03:41:07.000 Well, this guy's going off.

03:41:09.000 I'm not gonna beat him.

03:41:10.000 Well, watch out big guy.

03:41:35.000 It's too late, Pain,

03:42:15.000 I'm in pain.

03:42:16.000 I think it's because I have bad posture when I'm doing it.

03:42:19.000 Oh no no no no no no no, no.

03:42:48.000 We have an email from a fan.

03:42:53.000 I've been a fan of yours for a couple years now.

03:42:55.000 Why did you ban me from DLive for saying that you were as mean as a rattlesnake?

03:42:59.000 I was joking and I meant no offense. 0.98

03:43:00.000 I wasn't trying to be a dick or anything. 0.74

03:43:01.000 I'm on your side. 0.98

03:43:02.000 Don't throw me away like that. 0.99

03:43:03.000 What the hell, man? 0.90

03:43:06.000 Nick, I've been a fan of yours for a couple years now. 0.94

03:43:09.000 Why did you ban me?

03:43:10.000 This is the second email.

03:43:11.000 I wasn't countersigning or anything. 0.52

03:43:13.000 You had just banned somebody, so I said you were as mean as a rattlesnake.

03:43:16.000 I meant it more as a funny compliment than anything.

03:43:18.000 I was joking.

03:43:18.000 I meant no offense.

03:43:19.000 I wasn't trying to anger you. 0.98

03:43:20.000 I wasn't trying to be a dick. 0.95

03:43:21.000 I'm on your side. 0.96

03:43:22.000 I come to your defense daily and tell everyone I meet about you.

03:43:24.000 I'm proud of you.

03:43:25.000 I'm proud to be a part of the movement.

03:43:27.000 Please don't throw me away like that.

03:43:29.000 And he gives me his username on DLive.

03:43:30.000 Joker's Dance on YouTube.

03:43:32.000 Whether you choose to unban me or not, just know that I still support and follow you.

03:43:35.000 Keep up the great work.

03:43:36.000 P.S. I'm not a hillbilly.

03:43:37.000 LOL. 0.96

03:43:38.000 Hillbillies don't hold a monopoly on corny sinks. 0.55

03:43:40.000 Again, I.

03:43:41.000 Okay.

03:43:42.000 All right.

03:43:44.000 Sheesh.

03:43:46.000 Okay.

03:43:48.000 I'll give you the unban.

03:43:49.000 Sorry.

03:43:52.000 Let's see, where is he?

03:43:58.000 My eyes hurt.

03:43:58.000 My eyes hurt from looking at the screen.

03:44:04.000 Sorry, sorry.

03:44:08.000 Rattlesnake Van was cruel.

03:44:10.000 Yeah, I agree, it was cruel.

03:44:12.000 Yeah, he was being nice.

03:44:12.000 Pretty genuine.

03:44:19.000 Let's see, what are we going to do for this one?

03:44:22.000 Let's do a little, let's try this out.

03:44:24.000 Let's try this on for size a little bit, shall we?

03:44:30.000 I can tell this is not, this is not gonna be my thing. 0.97

03:44:40.000 Yeah, this sucks already. 0.93

03:44:42.000 No thanks. 0.94

03:44:43.000 I'm switching back.

03:44:49.000 This guy just jacked my kill. 1.00

03:44:51.000 You're gay. 1.00

03:44:52.000 You're gay, and I hate you. 1.00

03:45:39.000 Uh-oh. 1.00

03:45:42.000 Uh-oh.

03:45:43.000 Got a problem with me, bro?

03:45:47.000 Yeah.

03:45:47.000 Oh, he got me?

03:45:48.000 Fuck that. 1.00

03:45:49.000 I'm done with that. 1.00

03:45:53.000 Let's try this one on for size. 1.00

03:45:55.000 Ah, fuck! 1.00

03:46:17.000 Whiffed on that one. 1.00

03:47:25.000 Awww. 1.00

03:47:25.000 Come on! 1.00

03:47:33.000 This fucking retard. 1.00

03:47:34.000 Honestly, Chad nationalism is unironically based. 1.00

03:47:39.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

03:47:40.000 I'm so tired of seeing cringe idiots who just don't get it in the live chat. 1.00

03:47:47.000 Honestly, Chad nationalism? 1.00

03:47:50.000 What are you saying, dude? 1.00

03:47:52.000 Shut up. 1.00

03:47:54.000 What is Chad nationalism? 1.00

03:47:56.000 What does that mean?

03:47:58.000 Let me get in a time machine and travel back a year and a half to figure out what that stale mean. 0.91

03:48:06.000 Honestly, Chad nationalism is unironically based.

03:48:10.000 Is it?

03:48:11.000 It's unironically based, bro? 0.99

03:48:12.000 Oh, this makes me so fucking mad. 0.97

03:48:17.000 I don't even. 1.00

03:48:18.000 I'm not even bothered anymore by, you know, Jewish power or anything like that. 1.00

03:48:25.000 I'm bothered by cringe. 0.91

03:48:27.000 I'm bothered by cringe.

03:48:31.000 Honestly, Chad nationalism?

03:48:35.000 Unironically based.

03:48:38.000 Who said that?

03:48:39.000 Who was the one that said that?

03:48:41.000 Who said it?

03:48:42.000 I forgot the username already.

03:48:45.000 Brad Brationalism.

03:48:48.000 Brunironically.

03:48:50.000 Brind of Based.

03:48:56.000 I'm so glad I sparked this.

03:48:58.000 LMFAO. 0.99

03:48:59.000 Just shut up. 1.00

03:49:01.000 I just can't. 1.00

03:49:03.000 I just can't handle it, man.

03:49:05.000 I just can't do it.

03:49:10.000 I'm so glad I sparked this hell out.

03:49:13.000 Honestly, bad bashionalism, but ironically, bind above based.

03:49:23.000 Spare me, spare me.

03:49:24.000 I want to take this gun, turn it around at the camera, and use it on myself.

03:49:34.000 Oops. 1.00

03:49:37.000 Okay, gay department. 0.98

03:49:55.000 Bonusly? 0.99

03:49:56.000 Bad bashfulism?

03:49:59.000 Bon ironically?

03:50:01.000 Bind up above base?

03:50:07.000 Aw.

03:50:10.000 Are you winning the game, Nicker? 0.99

03:50:12.000 I'm kind of sucking on this round. 0.99

03:50:14.000 I'm distracted. 0.99

03:50:17.000 And I'm experimenting.

03:50:19.000 Experimenting with guns. 0.99

03:50:38.000 I'm not a wig nat. 0.81

03:50:39.000 I'm a Chad nat.

03:50:40.000 Okay, yeah, you seem you sound really Chad burger, bro Rattlesnake vibes, yeah.

03:51:03.000 Rattlesnake nationalism?

03:51:05.000 Honestly, guys, I think rattlesnake nationalism is unironically kind of based.

03:51:12.000 The nationalism meme just simply must be retired.

03:51:16.000 You know, ex nationalism.

03:51:17.000 It's gotta be like the most lazy, like normal meme that we have.

03:51:24.000 Ex nationalism?

03:51:25.000 Oh, you know, somebody's eating a burger.

03:51:27.000 Burger nationalism when? 1.00

03:51:31.000 You know, you're sucking somebody's dick like you do? 1.00

03:51:34.000 Sucking dick nationalism? 1.00

03:51:36.000 That's the kind of people that use that meme. 1.00

03:51:43.000 Getting raped? 0.99

03:51:44.000 Yo, getting raped nationalism when? 1.00

03:51:48.000 That's who uses that meme. 0.99

03:51:49.000 People that get raped. 0.98

03:51:50.000 People that get raped by men. 1.00

03:51:54.000 Being a fag nationalism when? 1.00

03:51:58.000 I'm a normie faggot when? 1.00

03:52:02.000 Honestly? 1.00

03:52:03.000 Honestly? 1.00

03:52:05.000 Sucking dick? 1.00

03:52:06.000 Dick nationalism unironically based? 1.00

03:52:09.000 Nationalism when? 1.00

03:52:12.000 I'm a fucking cringe homo when? 1.00

03:52:16.000 Being a fag nationalist when? 1.00

03:52:19.000 Bronzo says, hard to get used to but can be good at times. 0.99

03:52:22.000 I don't know what you're referring to there. 0.94

03:52:26.000 Are you referring to fag nationalism? 1.00

03:52:31.000 Whoa! 1.00

03:52:33.000 Fuck. 1.00

03:52:39.000 Being a pussy nationalism? 1.00

03:52:42.000 Simping nationalism when? 1.00

03:52:44.000 Simping nationalism unironically based though?

03:52:49.000 Putting a loaded gun in your mouth and pulling the trigger nationalism?

03:52:55.000 In COD?

03:52:57.000 In COD, in Modern Warfare?

03:53:06.000 Yo, I clutched that one.

03:53:07.000 I got the last kills. 1.00

03:53:17.000 Gay nationalism, Groyper. 1.00

03:53:23.000 Groyper nationalism. 1.00

03:53:26.000 Getting raped, Groyper? 1.00

03:53:28.000 Getting raped, Groyper nationalism when? 0.99

03:53:30.000 Unironically based? 1.00

03:53:34.000 This fucking headset keeps falling off my epic cookie hat. 1.00

03:53:40.000 Can I get a cookie hat stabilizer? 0.99

03:53:50.000 Why is it?

03:54:01.000 Okay.

03:54:01.000 Why?

03:54:12.000 Wow. 1.00

03:54:45.000 Yeah, those spray paint skins are shit. 1.00

03:54:48.000 Total trash. 1.00

03:54:50.000 Nick, you're always nice to me. 1.00

03:54:52.000 Don't go to bed tonight.

03:54:54.000 Yeah, that's funny.

03:54:56.000 I'm not going to go.

03:54:57.000 I'll probably take a nap in the afternoon.

03:54:58.000 I don't know what I'm going to do.

03:55:00.000 My sleep schedule is so bad.

03:55:01.000 I think it's the worst it's ever been.

03:55:17.000 To chronic insomniac.

03:55:20.000 I gotta get a job or something, literally, for no other reason other than to force me to wake up before I have to do my show.

03:55:36.000 Getting a job, but as a social program.

03:55:58.000 That'd be kind of nice because I wouldn't even have to care, you know.

03:56:00.000 I could just get fired if I wanted to.

03:56:05.000 You know, you get a job just to like make friends and be able to wake up on time.

03:56:10.000 Not even care.

03:56:12.000 This guy's really costing their team, huh?

03:56:15.000 Whoops.

03:56:16.000 You're like, oh, I don't really care.

03:56:23.000 I'm just here to make friends.

03:56:25.000 I'm literally only here to make friends and wake up on time.

03:56:30.000 Oh, you're gonna fire me?

03:56:31.000 Okay, like whatever.

03:56:34.000 Don't even care.

03:56:35.000 I don't need this job.

03:56:36.000 I don't need the money.

03:56:37.000 Don't need the job.

03:56:38.000 I'll just get another one.

03:56:46.000 You know, the money would be a nice bonus.

03:56:49.000 But it's not like I'd be there. 0.99

03:56:50.000 I could fuck around, be bad at it. 0.99

03:56:52.000 That would be epic. 1.00

03:56:54.000 I think I might do that.

03:56:55.000 You know what?

03:56:57.000 Part time work, Nick.

03:56:59.000 I'll just go somewhere where there's good benefits, like I get free lunch or something.

03:57:03.000 Okay, I get paid and I get free lunch and I make friends and I wake up on time.

03:57:11.000 And it doesn't even matter if I lose the job.

03:57:13.000 Wow, working is epic.

03:57:15.000 I'm unironically a wagee now. 1.00

03:57:33.000 I don't want to work with old people, though. 1.00

03:57:34.000 I want to work with young people. 1.00

03:57:36.000 I'll have to work. 1.00

03:57:37.000 Where do young people work? 1.00

03:57:39.000 That's the thing, is almost.

03:57:41.000 I hate to say it because I don't want to be mean, but almost all my IRL friends now are like 30.

03:57:47.000 And that's kind of cringe.

03:57:49.000 It's like, look, I like my friends, I like them a lot, but there's something to be said about being around people your own age, being around good looking people your own age. 0.52

03:58:01.000 So, where's a job where all the Chad young. 0.97

03:58:05.000 You know, college aged kids hang out like at a fucking ice cream parlor. 0.99

03:58:10.000 I don't even know. 0.99

03:58:10.000 I don't even go outside. 0.99

03:58:12.000 I rarely leave the house.

03:58:17.000 I don't know.

03:58:18.000 Maybe I'll get a job at a college.

03:58:20.000 Is that?

03:58:21.000 They wouldn't hire me to college.

03:58:23.000 They'd say, You didn't even go to college.

03:58:24.000 Why would we let you work here? 0.98

03:58:27.000 They'd say, Hey, dummy. 0.99

03:58:28.000 You're not even educated. 0.98

03:58:29.000 Why would you work here and tell other people, you know, what to do or whatever? 1.00

03:58:35.000 They'd say, get out of here, street rat. 1.00

03:58:37.000 We don't need any uneducated retards at our college. 1.00

03:58:42.000 I would say, okay, fine. 1.00

03:58:45.000 I'd say, you know what?

03:58:46.000 You're right. 0.98

03:58:53.000 They'd say you're an uneducated subhuman. 1.00

03:58:55.000 They would say, shut up, animal. 1.00

03:58:58.000 You don't even have a college degree. 1.00

03:59:00.000 Silence.

03:59:01.000 Don't speak.

03:59:04.000 I'd pull out.

03:59:05.000 No, kidding.

03:59:06.000 Kidding.

03:59:07.000 Joking.

03:59:08.000 Joking, department.

03:59:10.000 I'm only joking.

03:59:11.000 This is a hilarious hypothetical. 1.00

03:59:14.000 They'd say, get out of here, you stupid, dumb animal. 1.00

03:59:19.000 Can't you tell when you're not wanted? 1.00

03:59:23.000 Useless scumbag. 1.00

03:59:25.000 That's how college people are. 1.00

03:59:26.000 That's what they're thinking at all times.

03:59:28.000 That's what college educated people are thinking about me at all times. 1.00

03:59:31.000 They're looking at me and they might be smiling or laughing or having a conversation, but in the back of their head, they're like, look at this stupid, look at this uneducated mongrel. 1.00

03:59:41.000 He doesn't even have a degree. 1.00

03:59:45.000 He's probably dirty, probably hasn't even showered.

03:59:47.000 Does he even know how to use a shower?

03:59:48.000 Can he even get dressed in the morning?

03:59:51.000 They're probably thinking of themselves telepathically communicating.

03:59:55.000 With the other college graduates.

03:59:58.000 They're chuckling to themselves.

03:59:59.000 Does he even know how to wash his hands?

04:00:05.000 That's what it's like when you're not college educated.

04:00:08.000 That's how they treat you. 1.00

04:00:15.000 Shit. 1.00

04:00:16.000 That's what RC Maxwell, he unironically probably thinks this. 1.00

04:00:21.000 What's funny is he's a fucking dumb idiot. 1.00

04:00:24.000 I don't want to say he's a fucking dumb something else, but. 1.00

04:00:27.000 It's like you're a fucking retard, you don't even know how to speak English. 1.00

04:00:31.000 Some of the words he says, what does he say? 1.00

04:00:34.000 He doesn't even know how to say assimilate.

04:00:35.000 He says assimilate, doesn't even know the definitions of words, uses them improperly, mispronounces them.

04:00:42.000 There was one other one where it's just like horribly butchered, and this guy'd be like, Yeah, you go to the Wednesday meetings, yeah, you went to college. 1.00

04:00:50.000 It's like you're a dumb fag, dude. 1.00

04:00:56.000 So, there are unironically, people that think. 1.00

04:01:01.000 They're the dumbest ones of all 1.00

04:01:31.000 Oh, where's that coming from? 1.00

04:01:55.000 Enemy gunship inbound, take cover!

04:02:07.000 Whoops.

04:02:09.000 Gunship mode.

04:02:13.000 Plankton went to college.

04:02:14.000 Need I say more?

04:02:15.000 Yeah, that's a really good point, actually.

04:02:18.000 You can't even run the chum bucket well, and he went to college.

04:02:21.000 What does that tell you?

04:02:22.000 I don't think Mr. Krabs runs college.

04:02:26.000 Mr. Krabs is in the Navy, I'm pretty sure.

04:02:28.000 And in a way, I'm in the Navy.

04:02:30.000 I'm in the Groyper Navy.

04:02:57.000 I'm like Connie though I'm like the college dropout.

04:02:59.000 You know, like the album.

04:03:02.000 That is unironically one of the reasons I relate very strongly to Kanye, is that album.

04:03:11.000 So many good lines in there about college.

04:03:13.000 The skits, the school spirit song, Last Call.

04:03:18.000 A lot of good anti college stuff.

04:03:21.000 There's a great line in school spirit where what is the lyric?

04:03:25.000 It says, uh.

04:03:27.000 Something I started my own business.

04:03:29.000 Oh, you graduated?

04:03:30.000 No, I decided I was finished.

04:03:32.000 Very epic, very epic lyric.

04:03:38.000 And all the skits about college are good.

04:03:41.000 It's talking about people that get too many degrees and that kind of thing.

04:03:55.000 There's also a great line in Freshman Adjustment.

04:04:01.000 Or what does he say?

04:04:09.000 I forget exactly the line right now, but there's a good line in freshman adjustment about college.

04:04:18.000 Bro, let me get up! 1.00

04:04:36.000 Fuck you, dude. 1.00

04:04:37.000 This gun sucks ass. 1.00

04:04:39.000 What happened? 1.00

04:04:40.000 I'm taking off the full FMJ and I'm doing the muzzle again. 1.00

04:04:45.000 Because this sucks ass. 0.99

04:04:48.000 Yo, epic? 1.00

04:04:49.000 Yo, let me get this.

04:04:50.000 Let me get this.

04:04:54.000 Can't believe I. What?!

04:05:02.000 Oh shit. 1.00

04:05:16.000 These fucking tags everywhere, I can't tell who's blue and who's red. 1.00

04:05:21.000 I'll see a blue dot from somebody that's over there, and it looks like it's in front of the guy right in front of me. 0.99

04:05:57.000 Yeah, I'm putting the muzzle back on.

04:06:00.000 Compensator mode.

04:06:02.000 What do we have here?

04:06:05.000 FSS commando.

04:06:06.000 What does this do?

04:06:22.000 Less mobility, but a little bit more accuracy, more control.

04:06:25.000 You know, let's give it a try.

04:06:27.000 Why not?

04:06:32.000 Can't even get my new skin here.

04:06:34.000 Scottish Vikings says, Nick, I almost quit today because of your wagey rant.

04:06:38.000 Yeah, don't do that. 0.94

04:06:39.000 Don't do anything rash, wagey. 1.00

04:06:41.000 Wageys be like, here's one rant. 1.00

04:06:43.000 I'm going to quit.

04:06:45.000 Yeah, relax, all right?

04:06:46.000 Relax. 1.00

04:06:49.000 Man, these wageys are off the goop. 0.99

04:06:54.000 I'm feeling emboldened. 1.00

04:06:55.000 Time to tell my boss what I finally think of him.

04:06:57.000 Yeah, relax. 1.00

04:06:58.000 Think about your fucking rent, dude. 1.00

04:07:00.000 Think about your life. 1.00

04:07:02.000 Remember, life like, this is what your life like.

04:07:05.000 Think about that for a sec. 0.99

04:07:06.000 Think about that for five fucking seconds before you do something, dude. 1.00

04:07:10.000 Before you pull a gamer move like that. 1.00

04:07:15.000 Is that really who you are?

04:07:16.000 Is that what you're about? 0.99

04:07:47.000 Okay, gay. 1.00

04:08:00.000 What? 1.00

04:08:07.000 I'm just fucking sucking right now. 1.00

04:08:11.000 No kills. 1.00

04:08:12.000 Nice, nice going. 1.00

04:08:50.000 Shit, oh, yeah, eat shit to you as well. 1.00

04:08:53.000 You can also eat shit. 1.00

04:08:58.000 Oh, this guy's coming up the stairs here, or maybe not. 1.00

04:09:03.000 Oh, maybe so. 1.00

04:09:04.000 Fuck. 1.00

04:09:11.000 I'm so fucking angry. 1.00

04:10:24.000 Oh, eat shit. 1.00

04:10:26.000 Eat poo, bro. 1.00

04:10:30.000 Eat shit. 1.00

04:10:37.000 He'll confirm. 1.00

04:10:51.000 I'm epic at the game, I'm really epic at this game.

04:11:04.000 Oh, are you kidding?

04:11:06.000 Oh, that was horrible.

04:11:07.000 That was horrible.

04:11:15.000 My little guy!

04:11:18.000 Oops!

04:11:20.000 Yeah, when you almost say the N word moment, but you don't.

04:11:25.000 My little Nibba, that's what I was gonna say.

04:11:28.000 I'm gonna say my little Nibba. 1.00

04:11:35.000 What the fuck? 0.99

04:11:36.000 Why is this not. 1.00

04:11:50.000 Wilson moment.

04:11:53.000 Out of the way, Wilson coming through.

04:11:55.000 You think a flashbang will work on me?

04:11:57.000 I'm not even human.

04:12:05.000 Thought you could get away from Wilson, bro? 1.00

04:12:08.000 No fucking chance. 0.99

04:12:12.000 Uh uh oh, I'm running out of fuel. 1.00

04:12:14.000 No!

04:12:17.000 Alright, let's go cruise missile mode.

04:12:25.000 Here we go, here we go.

04:12:26.000 Missile check, missile check. 0.82

04:12:28.000 Don't steal my kill.

04:12:30.000 How did I not get that?

04:12:32.000 Really? 1.00

04:12:33.000 Just hit that guy with a fucking missile. 1.00

04:12:37.000 Where'd he go? 1.00

04:12:39.000 It's in here, right?

04:12:42.000 Yeah, nice, nice.

04:12:42.000 Oh!

04:12:44.000 You should have gotten me. 0.99

04:12:51.000 There's no reason why he shouldn't have killed me there. 1.00

04:12:58.000 Let the woman come back. 1.00

04:12:59.000 Aw, damn it! 1.00

04:13:00.000 Yeah, he got hit from behind. 1.00

04:13:13.000 Fuck! 1.00

04:13:14.000 Oh, I was close. 1.00

04:13:15.000 Yeah, it's done.

04:13:17.000 It's over.

04:13:20.000 I got second most kills there.

04:13:23.000 Not bad.

04:13:31.000 That missile kill should have counted.

04:13:32.000 I would have gotten the most kills if that missile hit.

04:13:34.000 I don't know why it didn't. 0.78

04:13:50.000 Major cringe.

04:13:51.000 Hello. 0.97

04:13:52.000 major cringe.

04:14:35.000 Come on, come on, let me see my new, let's see how this works.

04:14:58.000 this little configuration.

04:15:00.000 Let's give that a try.

04:15:02.000 Let's try that on for size, huh?

04:15:17.000 How can I use two at the same time?

04:15:20.000 What does that mean?

04:15:44.000 Ah, cool.

04:15:45.000 My least favorite map ever.

04:15:50.000 I love when that happens.

04:16:28.000 Really slow reload on that.

04:16:30.000 I don't know, that's odd.

04:16:37.000 Oh, oh, where's that coming from?

04:16:39.000 Really? 1.00

04:16:41.000 Dumb. 1.00

04:16:48.000 I don't know what that was all about, right? 1.00

04:16:58.000 Oh, here we go.

04:16:59.000 Oh, he's gone.

04:17:02.000 Missed him.

04:17:19.000 Not a great sniping place, obviously.

04:17:36.000 Ran into that. 1.00

04:17:37.000 Oh shit. 1.00

04:18:35.000 What the fuck was that? 1.00

04:18:43.000 I don't know why I keep respawning in the exact same place. 0.99

04:18:46.000 Not really ideal for sniping here.

04:18:52.000 You know, if I don't get it this time, I'm just going to go M4.

04:19:19.000 I ran out of ammo.

04:19:20.000 I would have had him, but I ran out of ammo.

04:19:22.000 I don't know if you saw that.

04:19:37.000 Oh. 0.75

04:19:37.000 Aw, I should have had my sniper when I'm able to hit that guy. 0.75

04:19:51.000 Did he just like run in a circle?

04:19:53.000 What was that? 1.00

04:20:20.000 Bitch. What a dumb bitch. 1.00

04:21:25.000 Enemy near Main Street. 1.00

04:21:33.000 UAV online.

04:21:40.000 Come on, Bro.

04:21:47.000 Nice. 1.00

04:22:02.000 Fuck, fuck. 1.00

04:22:18.000 What is this? 1.00

04:22:19.000 I got a spy drone or something.

04:22:21.000 Are you

04:22:55.000 serious?

04:23:27.000 Oh, where?

04:23:28.000 Behind me, yeah.

04:23:33.000 Oh, yeah, yeah. 1.00

04:24:50.000 No, ah shit shit shit. 1.00

04:25:29.000 Come on. Come on come on. 1.00

04:25:36.000 I'm gonna have to no scope it. 1.00

04:25:39.000 Ah, fuck! 0.99

04:25:40.000 I thought I had him with the no scope. 1.00

04:25:42.000 But I didn't.

04:25:53.000 But I did not get him.

04:25:56.000 Yeah, not an amazing run for me, but not my map, so.

04:26:02.000 Not a great map.

04:26:10.000 How long have I been streaming?

04:26:12.000 Does anybody know?

04:26:18.000 I don't know, like four and a half hours.

04:26:20.000 I might be wrapping it up soon.

04:26:22.000 I'll go a couple more rounds.

04:26:24.000 And then I'm going to go eat because I'm

04:26:56.000 I need turkey or chicken.

04:26:56.000 hungry, man.

04:27:23.000 I feel like we play the same, like, few maps.

04:27:27.000 There's several of them that we just haven't even played the whole.

04:27:27.000 I haven't seen.

04:27:32.000 I've been streaming this game for like four hours, and I can think of like three or four maps out of the top of my head that just haven't been in the rotation.

04:27:40.000 I don't know why.

04:27:55.000 Very clean entry on that door.

04:28:01.000 Oh, really? 1.00

04:28:03.000 Fuck you, dude. 1.00

04:28:11.000 Nice, nice. 1.00

04:28:13.000 Use a 1.00

04:28:50.000 shotgun, you're gay. 1.00

04:28:51.000 Simple as. 1.00

04:29:09.000 There's a guy, yeah I knew he was there.

04:29:10.000 Cool.

04:29:11.000 Cool camping, dude. 1.00

04:31:09.000 This guy's gotta fucking die. 1.00

04:31:11.000 This guy should have left the side of me. 1.00

04:31:22.000 Everybody on this team is playing this way.

04:31:25.000 Everybody on the other team is just posted on the side like that. 0.99

04:31:29.000 You're not even fucking playing. 0.99

04:32:38.000 I'm fucking stealing your thing, dude. 1.00

04:32:44.000 Fuck! 1.00

04:32:45.000 Seriously? 1.00

04:32:48.000 I should have just started ripping it.

04:34:25.000 Oh, what?

04:34:38.000 Oh, come on!

04:34:39.000 Really?

04:36:47.000 This is the final one.

04:36:59.000 Oh. Fuck. 1.00

04:37:34.000 Yo! 1.00

04:37:35.000 Okay, well, I'm not gonna be number one, but it's kinda a bad game for me.

04:37:46.000 Not bad, 21 kills.

04:37:50.000 Pretty good, go off, King.

04:38:04.000 I think I'll play one more round, then I gotta eat.

04:38:06.000 I'm starving.

04:39:05.000 Yeah, people are talking about the Lift the Veil interview.

04:39:08.000 Pretty funny.

04:39:10.000 No, no, no, no.

04:39:12.000 This is not going to be my last round.

04:39:15.000 Forget this.

04:39:16.000 Leaving the lobby. 0.79

04:39:26.000 Yeah, but that lift the veil guy, he's like, why don't you deny the Holocaust? 0.97

04:39:30.000 And then the guy's totally fucking blue pilled on the woman question. 0.99

04:39:33.000 He goes from, you won't deny the Holocaust to, my wife is, you know, the reason why women are epic and gays are epic and Jesus hung out with prostitutes. 1.00

04:39:43.000 It's like, what if. 0.98

04:39:44.000 Really? 1.00

04:39:46.000 So that was stupid. 1.00

04:39:47.000 But what are you going to do? 1.00

04:39:48.000 Yeah, the first thing I come on, he's like, yeah, so why won't you deny the Holocaust? 0.92

04:39:52.000 I'm like, bruh. 0.90

04:39:54.000 And then, uh,.

04:39:56.000 He's like, I know you didn't.

04:39:57.000 I'm like, no, bro, I don't.

04:39:59.000 I believe the facts, right?

04:40:01.000 And then he's going to sit there and tell me women should vote and blah, blah, blah.

04:40:05.000 It's like, okay, so Holocaust denial, you have no problem with that. 0.70

04:40:09.000 But understanding the biological reality of female brains, that is beyond the pale. 1.00

04:40:17.000 Okay. 1.00

04:40:22.000 I'm just going to go, maybe I just go handgun mode.

04:40:24.000 What do you think about that? 1.00

04:40:27.000 Fuck. 1.00

04:40:46.000 Are you kidding? 1.00

04:40:46.000 Okay, that's fine. 1.00

04:40:59.000 I thought I saw somebody.

04:41:01.000 I was just imagining things.

04:41:15.000 Nice, nice.

04:41:32.000 Okay, that's awesome.

04:41:34.000 The way people play this game, it just boggles the mind.

04:41:37.000 What are you trying to achieve with this?

04:41:41.000 I threw a T4 at you.

04:41:43.000 I sniped you from across the map. 0.99

04:41:44.000 Oh, cool, bro.

04:41:45.000 You're great. 1.00

04:41:46.000 I'm camping like a fucking faggot. 1.00

04:41:48.000 I'm camping on a dildo. 1.00

04:41:52.000 I'm going to hide in the corner, and when the guy comes in, I'll shoot him in the back. 1.00

04:41:56.000 Wow, that's really fun. 1.00

04:42:00.000 You're the winner.

04:42:01.000 You got all the points.

04:42:01.000 Congratulations.

04:42:03.000 This is

04:42:03.000 Did it.

04:42:51.000 how I walk around in real life, at all times.

04:44:20.000 Oh really?

04:44:37.000 They're this guy again, bro.

04:45:31.000 Aw. 1.00

04:45:32.000 Ah, fuck off, dude. 1.00

04:46:59.000 More of this, seriously? 1.00

04:47:00.000 This is the whole fucking game. 1.00

04:48:02.000 How is that not hitting? 1.00

04:48:18.000 Seriously, I'm fucking dumb as the best of this game, retarded. 1.00

04:49:57.000 Wow. 1.00

04:49:57.000 Love this game. 1.00

04:50:07.000 Alright, I'm playing one more. 1.00

04:50:08.000 That was shit. 1.00

04:51:22.000 Okay, Shoot House. 1.00

04:51:24.000 This is a good map to close on.

04:52:35.000 Okay.

04:52:42.000 Should not be two shots for that.

04:52:45.000 Whatever.

04:53:36.000 Like that move? 1.00

04:53:55.000 Ah, shit. 1.00

04:54:32.000 What? 1.00

04:54:34.000 That was ridiculous. 0.99

04:55:39.000 What? 0.99

04:55:40.000 Oh.

04:55:41.000 Oh my god.

04:55:42.000 What a whiff.

04:56:14.000 What?

04:56:15.000 I just hate this game. 0.99

04:56:17.000 I'm just fucking pissed 0.99

04:57:09.000 Come on, really? 0.96

04:57:11.000 Can I clear this in any way? 1.00

04:57:15.000 Motherfucker. 1.00

04:57:17.000 Yeah, I'll throw this fucking. 1.00

04:57:19.000 Oh, that's not even what I wanted to do. 1.00

04:57:22.000 Whatever.

04:57:23.000 Forget it.

04:57:23.000 Not worth it.

04:57:34.000 Is there any way I can get in here, or am I just boned here? 1.00

04:57:39.000 Motherfucker. 1.00

04:57:45.000 Yeah, you go. 1.00

04:57:53.000 Yeah, okay, dummy. 1.00

04:58:12.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00

04:58:31.000 Aw, no, come on. 1.00

04:58:35.000 Nice. 1.00

04:58:51.000 Okay, gay.

04:59:29.000 Oh, that's us. 1.00

04:59:30.000 Oh, was that our thing the whole fucking time? 0.99

04:59:33.000 It's definitely possible. 0.99

04:59:38.000 That's...

05:00:24.000 That's an okay note to end on.

05:00:28.000 That's gonna do it for me.

05:00:31.000 I'm done.

05:00:32.000 I'm sick of this game.

05:00:33.000 Let me see, where am I?

05:01:34.000 Stim.

05:01:36.000 So we got that.

05:01:36.000 Okay.

05:01:40.000 Any other upgrades here?

05:01:40.000 Let me see.

05:01:44.000 I unlock the Scar.

05:01:46.000 We'll have to try that next time, I guess, right?

05:01:49.000 Okay.

05:01:50.000 Well, that's going to do it for me on the stream tonight.

05:01:53.000 Thanks for watching.

05:01:54.000 Thanks for the lemons.

05:01:55.000 Hope you like the stream.

05:01:57.000 It's been a long one.

05:01:58.000 We've been streaming for like five hours.

05:02:01.000 I'll see you tonight on America First.

05:02:04.000 As always, we're going to try and find something to talk about.

05:02:07.000 Nothing happening in the news, but I'll.

05:02:08.000 Try.

05:02:09.000 I'll try to put something together.

05:02:11.000 But I'll see you tonight.

05:02:13.000 Like I said, hope you enjoyed the stream.

05:02:15.000 Thanks for the lemons and everything.

05:02:17.000 I'll do chess next time because the chest isn't very big today.

05:02:20.000 So we'll just try that next time.

05:02:23.000 But we'll see you tonight.

05:02:24.000 Until then, enjoy the rest of your day.

05:02:44.000 But as soon as people start playing games, I stop.

05:02:47.000 I stop playing games.

05:02:49.000 And at any moment, I can hit that yay button.

America First - Nicholas J. Fuentes - December 16, 2019

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