America First - Nicholas J. Fuentes - big chilling

00:00:03.000 I use the cop a lot, but never cop no drop.

00:00:05.000 Hold mics like ponytails tight and bobble ops.

00:00:08.000 Stop, stick around, come through and dig the sound of the flop round 6060 cycle.

00:00:12.000 Who throws a dick around?

00:00:13.000 Bound and go three plat, came to destroy rap.

00:00:16.000 It's an intricate plot of a B-boy strap.

00:00:18.000 Fem stack cats get kidnapped.

00:00:20.000 Then release a statement to the press, let the rest know who did that.

00:00:23.000 Metal fist terrorists claim responsibility.

00:00:26.000 Broken household name usually set in hostility.

00:00:29.000 Um, what is MF, you silly?

00:00:31.000 I like to take mints to the end for two million.

00:00:33.000 That's the audio down the double Rappers need to fall off just to save me the trouble, yo Watch your own back, came in and go out alone, black Stay in the zone, turn H2O to cognac On Doomsday, ever since the wound till I'm back With my brother went, dash with my tumor shake Right above my government, Duma Lake Either unmarked or engraved, hey who's to say I wrote this one in BCDCO section If you don't believe me, go get bagged and checked in Sell number 17, I'm under the top bunk I say this not to be mean,

00:01:02.000 what's bad like a pop junk Pop the trunk on C-Cypher Punk, leave him left, scrape, God forbid.

00:01:07.000 If ain't no escape, blame him F-take.

00:01:08.000 Definition Superbillion.

00:01:10.000 A killer who loved children, one who is well skilled in destruction as well as building.

00:01:13.000 While Cindy Seller teaches the trifle to beat trifle.

00:01:16.000 I'm trading science fiction with my man, a live lifer.

00:01:18.000 A Pied Piper, holler, a rhyme, a dollar and a dime.

00:01:21.000 Do his thing, ring around a white collar, crime.

00:01:23.000 Get out my face, asking about my case, themed toothpaste.

00:01:26.000 Professor Mint, monkey style nigga, the dead to death.

00:01:29.000 And dope fiends still in their teens.

00:01:30.000 Shook niggas, turn witness.

00:01:32.000 Real men's money, own business.

00:01:34.000 That's the difference between sissy pissy rappers is double dutch.

00:01:37.000 How come I hold a microphone double clutch?

00:01:39.000 COs make rounds, never have ox found on shakedown, lockdown, wet dreams or Fox Brown.

00:01:44.000 On doomsday, ever since the wound till I'm back where my brother went, that's what my tumor say.

00:01:49.000 Write up on my government tumor lay, either unmarked or engraved, hey who's to say?

00:01:54.000 Doomsday, ever since the wound till I'm back to the essence, read off the tune.

00:01:59.000 Either engraved or unmarked grave, who's to say?

00:02:01.000 Past the mic like, past the piece like they used to say.

00:02:04.000 Some MFers don't like how Sally walks.

00:02:06.000 I tell y'all booze is hella cool, her lady's from Cali Talk Never let it interfere with her Yeti ghetto slang Nicknames off nipple and tipper nipples metal fang Known amongst hoes for the bang bang Known amongst foes for flow without no talking orangutans Only gin and tang Guzzle out a rusty tin can Me and this mic is like yin and yang Clang, crime don't pay Listen you, it's like me holding up the line at the kissing booth I took her back to the truck, she was uncool Spitting all out the sunroof, threw her missing tooth But then she has a sexy voice,

00:02:36.000 sound like Jazzy Joyce So I turned it up faster than a speeding knife Strong enough to please a wife Able to drop today's math in the 48 keys of life Cut the crap for his rap Touch the mic and get the same thing an A-Rab would do to you for stealing What the devil, He's on another level.

00:02:51.000 It's a word, no a name.

00:02:53.000 Supervillain Doomsday

00:04:33.000 yo, y'all can't stand right here.

00:04:35.000 In his right hand was your man's worst nightmare.

00:04:37.000 Loud enough to burst his right ear, drunk close range.

00:04:39.000 The game is not only dangerous, but it's most strange.

00:04:43.000 I sell rhymes like Dimes.

00:04:44.000 The one who mostly keeps cash, but brag about the broken time, joking rhymes like the issue just having to see me trick.

00:04:49.000 Classical slapstick, rappers need chapstick.

00:04:51.000 A lot of them sound like they're in a talent show, so I give them something to remember like the Alamo.

00:04:56.000 Tally ho, a hot joker like Spades game.

00:04:59.000 Came back from five years late in the stage, the same sad.

00:05:01.000 Electromagnetic feel that blocks all logic spock, and Z shocks a biological clock.

00:05:06.000 When I hit it, slid it to They should have thought I killed a goose Her power use was pure brittle water filter juice Keep a pen like a fiend, keep a pipe with him Gentleman who lent a pen to a friend who write with him Never seen this shit again, but he's still my dunny The only thing that come between us is krillin' money I sell rhymes like dimes The one who knows to keep cash will brag about the broken times Better rhymes make for better songs The battle's not if you got a lot of what it takes just to get along Surrender now,

00:05:31.000 suffer serious setbacks Got, get back, connects, wet back, get stacks Even if you got to get jet black Head to toe to get the dough, battle for bottles of Moe or Dro.

00:05:39.000 This fly flow take practice like Tybo with Billy Blanks.

00:05:43.000 All you're too kind, really thanks.

00:05:44.000 To the Gorn and Lost Forever like, oh my darling Clementine.

00:05:47.000 He hold his heart when he tellin' rhyme.

00:05:49.000 When it's his time, I hope it's all go to heaven.

00:05:51.000 He nasty like the old time, old number seven.

00:05:54.000 You still taste it when you chase it with the Coca-Cola.

00:05:56.000 Maker wished they could've erased it out the Motorola.

00:05:59.000 Atola, no credit, fall back.

00:06:01.000 If you want what they got, then go get it, it's all gack.

00:06:03.000 Only in America could you find a way to earn a healthy buck and still keep your attitude on self-destruct.

00:06:09.000 I sell rhymes like dimes, the one who mostly keep cash but tell about the broke times.

00:06:13.000 Joker rhymes like the is you just happy to see me trick.

00:06:15.000 Classical slapstick, rappers need chapstick.

00:06:18.000 A lot of them sound like they ain't a talent show, so I give them something to remember like the Alamo.

00:06:23.000 Tallyhole, high joker like Spades game.

00:06:25.000 Came back from five years laying, stayed the same, saying.

00:06:28.000 Electromagnetic fuel, block all logic spock.

00:06:30.000 And G-Shock, a biological clock.

00:06:32.000 When I hit it, slid it to the shit, I thought I killed a goose.

00:06:35.000 Her power use was pure brittle water filter juice.

00:06:37.000 Keep a pen like a fiend, keep a pipe with him.

00:06:39.000 Gentlemen who let the Pin to a friend, we write with him, Never seen this shit again, but he's still my Dunny.

00:06:45.000 Only thing that come between us is krillin' money.

00:06:47.000 We sell rhymes like times The one who mostly keep cash But tell about the broke times

00:08:12.000 lost again, yes, yes, yes, yes, Sean.

00:08:17.000 My floats

00:08:55.000 or skits, Rhymes souped up like lentil To show my mental is not accidental.

00:09:01.000 My world revolves, Of course it's autocratic.

00:09:04.000 My guns revolve, But some are automatic.

00:09:07.000 vision beyond optical, needed, we're living prodigal, sleep with third eye open, don't get clipped like a cuticle, conditional choices, stable, critical, who lives, who dies, who strives, it's so political, young street champs, strip the belts and pistol title shot, heavyweight division, KOs, no split decisions Giuliani referees is hellhole, but he don't give a fuck so there's cuts, head butts and elbows Drugs, sweeps, bullet slot, blood splot, blotches Thugs, creep, niggas, god fortune, hell hostage Actions, brutal,

00:09:37.000 beyond belief, but authentic Rhymes, genuine, thoughts are anti-synthetic Attempt to get your ass and plant your back, prehistoric Roach, niggas are morbid from my ass, the thoughts are boring Kidnap, snatch, ran off, notes of extortion Shits creep, they seek, demands of financial portions Six million dollars, nigga like you Steve Austin Cause if they really love you, that's how much love is costing Or death will be puzzling Jigsaw fate chopped up, distributed body parts,

00:10:03.000 different states Take you to spots that nobody knows Curiosity grows as you decompose Lord have mercy, Posey, that devil's Josie But don't coast me, six million ways to die But none of them can hurt me, y'all fuck I'm stuck in the desert and I'm thirsty Calling black Jesus, help red devils disturbing me But I'm alive, look into my eyes, it's hard to survive when your mother and your father dies Tribe suicide, but all you do is try, risk bleeding Who do I believe in?

00:10:28.000 Looking through Satan's eyes, I start hating dogs on no reason.

00:10:32.000 Why do I feel this way?

00:10:34.000 Every day living in darkness, I never ever seen the brighter day.

00:10:38.000 I hide away from the sun and come out at night.

00:10:40.000 Squeeze, squeeze, it's still tight.

00:10:42.000 Except it ain't real, it ain't right now, I'm up to no good.

00:10:45.000 Big Shorty from the hood, I'm almost died twice, but I don't think that I could.

00:10:49.000 Last five years, did five bids.

00:10:50.000 I hope I don't have to do a 25 to life bid.

00:10:53.000 Gotta live, gotta feel the grill, locked in jail.

00:10:56.000 Cut a nigga's throat to get a cell, black, boom, black.

00:11:02.000 Big up the jiggers up, swig up, chop a nigga up or first have them schedule a pickup.

00:11:12.000 If you ask me, they all a bunch of sick pups always seem to repeat the same stuff like hiccups.

00:11:18.000 Nowadays the game is all bugged out, phoning like back when Hammer tried to come thugged out stop it.

00:11:24.000 He pull files like Coppin out from under the feet of the clowns that pop shit nasty like fit Diverse and gold Goggle don't fit no type of profile psychological, any last words.

00:11:36.000 Time's up like Woggle the super villain.

00:11:38.000 Run him like hamburger or Roggle Roggle.

00:11:41.000 Another one asked him, could I hold a microphone?

00:11:43.000 He said, sorry, my brother, you guys should get your own set the tone, even though he's already known.

00:11:49.000 When he get the rock, he rock on like Shet Teddy Bone on the downstroke.

00:11:53.000 Good day, townsfolk.

00:11:55.000 Thank you for your vote and y'all all get a pound of smoke.

00:11:57.000 The dro soon to blow.

00:11:59.000 Don't make him wait till noon to know the villain been doing flow since many, many moon ago.

00:12:03.000 Break up the five million.

00:12:19.000 It up like Kane in his prime.

00:12:21.000 Fuck with us, you insane in the mind.

00:12:23.000 You cow is way out of line.

00:12:24.000 Money talk, boy, you wasting my time.

00:12:26.000 You don't want to put the work in, you just want a taste of the shine.

00:12:30.000 We'll talk, so it's hard to trust.

00:12:32.000 I'm in it for the long ride, like I drive a chartered bus.

00:12:45.000 We could argue hours, wanna be so depressed.

00:13:00.000 the cloth that I'm cut from.

00:13:13.000 The beef is low on body shaming excess.

00:13:16.000 Only time you said trip is when you binge on Netflix.

00:13:18.000 Reckless, running up like SO, listen, please.

00:13:21.000 Alright, I like to beat except the snare kicking keys.

00:13:24.000 Jeez, I teach, but I kill them when the class's on.

00:13:27.000 So I got no pupils like Spidey with the mask on.

00:13:30.000 Generally speaking, each rhyme is five star.

00:13:32.000 Split personality, I ride with a sidecar.

00:13:35.000 I can't think of the rhyme, it must be misplaced.

00:13:37.000 It's on the tip of my tongue like Stan Smith's face.

00:13:40.000 Hold on, something about a fly sound and how you got no bars like a dry town, so pipe down.

00:13:46.000 Beatbox like bad skin.

00:13:48.000 Captain gonna teach stuff.

00:13:49.000 Shout to Quagman, that's the line, yo.

00:13:52.000 Let the mind take you where the cameras can't.

00:13:54.000 It's very necessary, like a Q-tip Grammy rant.

00:14:07.000 Dude, the jet lag, good afternoon or it's that night Militants speak proper, some airheads say they act white Caps flight, bread good, so he sends a pack light Got jokes, usually don't engage in no snap fight Could be considered a waste confronting snakes on a back bite Detrimental to cultures that they like sight Ass wipe,

00:14:24.000 catch him on stage, mad hype With a trash mic Month later in the gutter, glass pipe and a flashlight Looking around for something, he's still scurry Bewildering, sight riots, and minds going blurry There wasn't really shit to say, much to their chagrin or dismay Then he made a big mistake and hit the hay Went home and hit the day Burned the midnight oil and fixed the shit a different way Disaster, time is a component Sentin' fire to rappers in a monumental moment And the game's potent,

00:14:52.000 it's like a never-ending quotient A minute ago it was smiles and hugs, now where the fuck the dough went He's so bent, it's like he sent the shit straight again Balls from the drop and he ain't even close to saying when Nothing ever stolen Was given as a blessing, think the universe owe him Got faith in the vessel but knowing to keep rowing Yeah and get about your own way when delivering a poem Those that think they do, don't know them No different than a squad of birds ready to blow them Sorry Charlie, get back up on your Harley Win,

00:15:21.000 Lose a draw, plus beat you at Atari, Drop the ass deep in some far off safari And probably even got the answer to who the hell are we?

00:15:29.000 Metal face squadron?

00:15:31.000 Tell the real one.

00:18:43.000 What's going on, everybody?

00:18:45.000 It's me, Nick, and I'm back.

00:18:49.000 13th day in a row.

00:18:51.000 13th day in a row streaming.

00:18:54.000 It's Saturday night.

00:18:57.000 We're big chilling.

00:18:58.000 We're vibing.

00:19:00.000 Hanging out.

00:19:01.000 I'm going to be playing a little Animal Crossing.

00:19:04.000 We got the Switch loaded up here.

00:19:08.000 Hope you're enjoying the music.

00:19:10.000 It's a little different, something a little bit different than we normally do.

00:19:13.000 Normally, it's Kanye.

00:19:15.000 But I change it up, show you a little bit of range, a little MF Doom.

00:19:23.000 I apologize for letting the intro screen run for like 17 minutes, but I've been cooking a snack for myself.

00:19:33.000 I'm gonna have to pull it out of the oven in like 10 minutes.

00:19:37.000 I'm making these frozen chicken egg rolls that I got from Walgreens.

00:19:43.000 We'll see how that is.

00:19:46.000 I put about six of them in the oven.

00:19:48.000 I had to.

00:19:48.000 Wait 10 minutes.

00:19:50.000 I preheated the oven and I thought I'd put them on, start the stream, and then go get them.

00:19:55.000 But they said, no, you gotta flip them over in the middle.

00:19:58.000 Cook for 18 minutes, you gotta flip them over at 9 minutes.

00:20:01.000 So I just flipped them over and, uh, like 5 minutes, I gotta go up, 7 minutes, I gotta go up and pull them out.

00:20:10.000 So I could have a snack.

00:20:13.000 Let's see, let me cue up some more music here and then we'll dive in.

00:20:20.000 What do you want to hear next?

00:20:22.000 That's not, I'm not asking you.

00:20:24.000 It doesn't matter what you say.

00:20:32.000 What do we want to hear?

00:20:36.000 I think we'll play.

00:20:38.000 I want to mix it up a little bit.

00:20:39.000 Normally, I either do Kanye or I just let it go.

00:20:45.000 I just do my liked songs playlist on Spotify.

00:20:49.000 I don't know.

00:20:50.000 But I'm feeling like I kind of want to control what the soundtrack is going to be.

00:20:55.000 It kind of feels like back in my radio days, I've got to pick a song.

00:21:00.000 Why don't we go with.

00:21:03.000 I'm probably just going to let it run.

00:21:03.000 I don't know.

00:21:04.000 I can't be too active because I'm going to be playing Animal Crossing.

00:21:09.000 So let's just do this.

00:21:11.000 This is a good song.

00:21:13.000 We'll vibe to this a little bit.

00:21:14.000 I'll bring it down so you can hear me a little bit more clearly.

00:21:18.000 We'll get Animal Crossing loaded up.

00:21:20.000 Can I turn off the music in Animal Crossing?

00:21:23.000 Because there's music in the game.

00:21:26.000 And, you know, I want you to be able to hear the game.

00:21:33.000 But I don't want the game music to interfere with my music, you know, that I want to play.

00:21:42.000 And tell me how the audio levels are.

00:21:43.000 Tell me if the music is too quiet or too loud or, you know, whatever.

00:21:51.000 Can you not see what's on the screen or is that.

00:21:55.000 Oh, no, you can see.

00:21:57.000 Okay.

00:21:59.000 Let's see what's going on in chat.

00:22:01.000 Somebody says Switch is cringe.

00:22:03.000 Nah, dude, Switch is awesome.

00:22:05.000 I've been playing it.

00:22:06.000 For the past two days, it's awesome.

00:22:11.000 Because you could play it anywhere.

00:22:13.000 It comes with a screen.

00:22:14.000 So I'm just like vibing.

00:22:15.000 I'm in bed, got the screen on my nightstand.

00:22:18.000 I'm just vibing.

00:22:20.000 Put it on the kitchen or dining room table, just vibing over there.

00:22:24.000 You could put it on the TV, put it on the monitor.

00:22:27.000 You could take off the Joy Cons and play that or the controller.

00:22:32.000 You could play it as like a, what do you call it, portable, like a mobile gaming device.

00:22:39.000 Switch kind of rules.

00:22:40.000 I low key kind of love it.

00:22:43.000 I didn't think I would like it because I thought it was cringe.

00:22:46.000 You know, it's like Switch face, it was like a Reddit thing.

00:22:48.000 And I normally don't do Nintendo.

00:22:50.000 I never had a Wii or a Wii U. You know, I had a GameCube when I was very young, but I hardly played that.

00:22:57.000 I had a DS, but I don't really.

00:22:59.000 I'm not a big Nintendo guy, so I never planned on getting a Switch.

00:23:03.000 It never appealed to me, but I got it for Animal Crossing, and now I'm really liking it, so.

00:23:12.000 Optic Respectress says GameCube.

00:23:13.000 Yeah, I had GameCube.

00:23:15.000 GameCube is okay.

00:23:19.000 But I only had like seven games for that.

00:23:22.000 I didn't have a lot of games for a GameCube.

00:23:28.000 Did they.

00:23:29.000 Well, they're saying.

00:23:30.000 Pac Man says they finally put you on the front page.

00:23:33.000 Yeah, that's only because this isn't a political stream.

00:23:36.000 I finally got them to take off the permanent X tag.

00:23:41.000 I don't know if you know the story behind that.

00:23:43.000 Make the music quieter.

00:23:43.000 Did I just.

00:23:45.000 What the f my audio's for some reason my capture card really fucked up my audio on my computer Yeah, what the f what's going on with that?

00:23:59.000 It used to be that I could Control like I could change the volume in my headset without affecting the stream volume and now they're linked ever since I got this dumbass capture card.

00:24:11.000 So I don't know what that's all about, but it's really Fucking annoying.

00:24:18.000 Another problem for me, right?

00:24:20.000 Let me see if I can fix that real quick.

00:24:26.000 What was I saying?

00:24:32.000 Oh, yeah.

00:24:34.000 So they put on a permanent X tag for me so that no matter what I streamed, it was X tagged.

00:24:42.000 And I had to bother them for weeks for them to take that off.

00:24:46.000 None of these people even respond to me.

00:24:48.000 Like, I'm the biggest streamer on this site.

00:24:50.000 PewDiePie hasn't streamed here since January 3rd.

00:24:54.000 And I will, if he doesn't stream anytime soon, I'm going to a Clips him in donations in like three or four weeks.

00:25:02.000 Nobody pulls 10,000 live concurrent viewers.

00:25:04.000 I do it regularly, right?

00:25:06.000 And I can't even get a straight answer.

00:25:08.000 I've been DMing this guy for like three weeks now with a series of inquiries, and they finally just stopped, you know, they lifted this permanent X tag on me.

00:25:18.000 And they're like, well, you can only lift the X tag for yourself if it's not political.

00:25:23.000 And I'm like, yeah, I know the rules.

00:25:27.000 Oh, what a joke.

00:25:28.000 So that's why.

00:25:28.000 Anyway.

00:25:29.000 So they finally did that.

00:25:30.000 And now that I'm, you know, if I'm not doing politics, I'm doing gaming, I can not be X-tagged, which is great.

00:25:37.000 Which is awesome.

00:25:39.000 That's great.

00:25:43.000 Let's see.

00:25:44.000 How are we doing?

00:25:45.000 One more minute until egg rolls.

00:25:48.000 One more minute, and then we got him.

00:25:55.000 Where do you keep your guns?

00:25:57.000 Says Nintendo has always been ultimate schmood console.

00:26:01.000 Yeah, that's a schmood.

00:26:06.000 It's very low key.

00:26:07.000 It's not for sweats, you know?

00:26:10.000 I mean, I guess you could sweat for certain Nintendo games, but not a lot of them.

00:26:14.000 Optics Respector says, one for Lucky 13, MF Doom.

00:26:19.000 Hell yeah.

00:26:22.000 Thanks for the Ninjagini, buddy.

00:26:24.000 Thanks, Optics Respector.

00:26:26.000 Blade Patriot says, yo, why my trees got button emojis on them, Nick for GP.

00:26:32.000 Yeah, when am I going to get Global Partner?

00:26:34.000 When am I going to get Global Partner, huh?

00:26:36.000 What a joke.

00:26:38.000 Let me pull up my social blade.

00:26:51.000 Top 50 highest earning on DLive.

00:26:54.000 I am number three.

00:26:57.000 And I'm number three by a hair.

00:26:59.000 I'll be number two by Tuesday.

00:27:01.000 Number two.

00:27:03.000 Oh.

00:27:04.000 That's my timer.

00:27:06.000 Hold that thought.

00:27:08.000 I gotta go get my chicken egg rolls.

00:27:10.000 They're burning right now.

00:27:12.000 I'll be back in a sec.

00:27:26.000 Money pop said your stomach crumbling, hunger pains keep the corner alive.

00:27:30.000 Pop pop, couple bangs made the corner die.

00:27:32.000 I'm a chef, homie, the important kind.

00:27:35.000 Got them hooked on me, made hooks out them pots and pans.

00:27:38.000 Folks told me it ain't nothing for a flock to land.

00:27:41.000 Uh, what's a rock but the heart of a man?

00:27:44.000 When a man in the hood with the lions, like snow in July, feel my spirits looking at me from Zion.

00:27:49.000 I know the stars looking at me for guidance.

00:27:51.000 I see my mama tears and heal them.

00:27:54.000 I write my pains, hope that y'all feel them.

00:27:55.000 Hold the steering wheel, the woods.

00:27:57.000 Grain watching checks fill it From the flow to the ceiling Money glued to the billing Penicillin, heal the wounds of a villain And I done been on both sides of the burner I done witnessed both sides of the murder I done seen a nigga kill I done seen a nigga kill a nigga Tell me how you feel I'll show you how I feel to see a homicide Let that run Look in the mirror, All I see is the money.

00:28:24.000 I close my eyes, all I see is the money.

00:28:27.000 And I done been on both sides of the burner.

00:28:30.000 I done witnessed both sides of the murder.

00:28:32.000 I done seen a nigga kill.

00:28:34.000 I seen a nigga kill a nigga.

00:28:35.000 Tell me how you feel.

00:28:37.000 I'm gonna show you how it feels to see you on the side

00:30:04.000 Okay I'm back.

00:30:07.000 What do we got on the Spotify here?

00:30:19.000 Okay.

00:30:22.000 So, what was I saying?

00:30:24.000 Oh, yeah.

00:30:25.000 I'm the king of DLive.

00:30:27.000 Okay.

00:30:29.000 Facts.

00:30:30.000 Alright.

00:30:33.000 I done talked a lot of shit, but I just did the numbers.

00:30:37.000 That's how I'm feeling.

00:30:38.000 Let me see if I can pull it up on the screen just so you can see and maybe get an idea for yourself.

00:30:57.000 Bring me down.

00:30:59.000 Let me see.

00:31:02.000 If I can get that up here for you.

00:31:07.000 Okay, let's pull this up.

00:31:10.000 It's so hard to see on this stream.

00:31:12.000 Streamlabs is so fucking gay.

00:31:15.000 Why is this?

00:31:15.000 Everything's broken, man.

00:31:18.000 All technology is bad.

00:31:20.000 Okay, so here's Social Blade.

00:31:22.000 Can you see Social Blade?

00:31:25.000 Streamlabs makes it really hard here.

00:31:25.000 Yeah, I don't know.

00:31:27.000 Let me just do this.

00:31:36.000 It's bugging me.

00:31:37.000 Okay.

00:31:40.000 So, this is.

00:31:44.000 Mind all the advertisements, by the way.

00:31:46.000 This is top 50 most earning D live channels.

00:31:50.000 Sorted by highest Lino points or lemons.

00:31:54.000 We've got PewDiePie in first place.

00:31:59.000 He's got 800,000 followers, 6.26 million lemons.

00:32:04.000 Second, we've got LT Zonda, 19,000 followers, 5.4, 6 million lemons.

00:32:14.000 Me, third, A, 28,000 followers, 5.4.

00:32:20.000 So I'm going to be number two next week by the end of this week at the latest.

00:32:28.000 And I'll be number one if PewDiePie doesn't stream within like a month.

00:32:34.000 So, you know, and on DLive, they have two, what is it?

00:32:42.000 It's two check marks.

00:32:44.000 They've got verified partner and they've got global partner.

00:32:47.000 And verified partner is what I have now.

00:32:49.000 That's like your baseline thing.

00:32:51.000 But then you also have global partner.

00:32:53.000 And I applied for that a long time ago.

00:32:55.000 And I keep asking them and telling them, I'm like, hey, any update on the global partner application?

00:33:03.000 And you know what they tell me?

00:33:05.000 We'll talk to our partnership team and get back to you.

00:33:07.000 Really?

00:33:09.000 We'll talk to our team and get back to you.

00:33:11.000 I've asked the same guy for three weeks.

00:33:14.000 Any update?

00:33:15.000 Any update?

00:33:16.000 Am I going to be a global partner?

00:33:18.000 Haven't heard back from them.

00:33:19.000 What do you mean you haven't heard back from them?

00:33:22.000 I'm sorry, I didn't know this was like the DMV.

00:33:26.000 I mean, what is the scale of this organization that you can't expedite one application, the application of the biggest streamer on the website by far?

00:33:36.000 You know, if PewDiePie's not on here, who gets 10,000 viewers regularly?

00:33:41.000 Who gets 6,000 viewers regularly?

00:33:43.000 I get 6,000, you know, if that's my peak on a bad night.

00:33:48.000 That's my peak on a Thursday or a Friday.

00:33:52.000 You know, I'll pull 7,000, 8,000 on Monday regularly.

00:34:03.000 Let's find another song here.

00:34:04.000 So the question becomes, you know, why can that not be expedited?

00:34:08.000 It just feels wrong.

00:34:10.000 It just doesn't feel right, you know?

00:34:13.000 I should be a global partner.

00:34:15.000 And, you know, and even if you can't make me a global partner, like, can I at least get an answer?

00:34:21.000 Can I at least get a little communication?

00:34:22.000 You'd think, you know, a streaming company would treat their number one streamer a little bit more nicely.

00:34:27.000 I got to badger the same guy for three weeks.

00:34:31.000 And I don't like it.

00:34:31.000 I mean, it's not, I don't know if it's his fault.

00:34:33.000 I don't know whose fault it is.

00:34:36.000 But it's not right.

00:34:38.000 It's not right.

00:34:40.000 You know, I asked him, I said, can I talk to somebody about my future on this website?

00:34:45.000 Because I said, You know, I got kicked off YouTube.

00:34:48.000 I got kicked off Twitch.

00:34:50.000 You know, this is my living.

00:34:52.000 I said, I need to talk to somebody to see what my future is going to look like here.

00:34:57.000 Can I plan for the long term on DLive?

00:34:59.000 Should I plan my life based on, you know, relying on DLive to be able to stream here?

00:35:08.000 Or is that not going to be possible?

00:35:10.000 Or are there concerns?

00:35:12.000 Is that going to be, are there going to be challenges?

00:35:14.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:35:16.000 Because I can't live my life being completely uncertain about whether or not I'll wake up and be able to stream on a platform the next day, you know?

00:35:25.000 You know, what if DLive pulls the plug tomorrow like YouTube did?

00:35:28.000 I'm in sort of a vulnerable position right now since I just got kicked off YouTube.

00:35:33.000 So I said, Can I talk to somebody at DLive to see what that relationship is going to look like this year?

00:35:39.000 You know, because I get it.

00:35:41.000 If there's an issue or something, if it's not going to be a good partnership, then let's figure that out, right?

00:35:47.000 Let's talk about that.

00:35:49.000 And they're like, Well, I can put you in touch with the growth manager.

00:35:52.000 That's what this guy, Tidy, tells me.

00:35:54.000 I can put you in.

00:35:55.000 In contact with the growth developer, the leader of the director of growth.

00:36:00.000 I said, Okay, great.

00:36:02.000 A week later, nothing.

00:36:03.000 I said, You know, you would think the director of growth at your company would be concerned about the number one streamer on the streaming website.

00:36:10.000 And by the way, you know, I brought Patrick, Vince, Steve, Jaden, all these guys here, you know, and a lot of their audiences trickled down from my audience.

00:36:20.000 That's just the reality.

00:36:21.000 That's not, you know, and I'm not trying to take credit for them streaming.

00:36:24.000 You know, they have their own audience and they bring people here.

00:36:27.000 Let's get real.

00:36:28.000 People watch my show.

00:36:29.000 They stick around.

00:36:30.000 And I've attracted that audience here in a big way.

00:36:35.000 And, you know, it's a week before I hear back from the director of growth.

00:36:39.000 I'm sorry, who are they talking to?

00:36:40.000 Who else would they be talking to?

00:36:42.000 I just, anyway.

00:36:44.000 So somebody brought that up.

00:36:45.000 I had to go off.

00:36:46.000 I got to go off about that.

00:36:47.000 And, you know, pretty soon we're just going to have to figure out something else.

00:36:52.000 If I can't get a straight answer, then we'll just figure out, you know, something else.

00:36:56.000 But it's just, it's not a good.

00:36:59.000 Feeling.

00:37:00.000 All I'm asking for is a little bit of acknowledgement, a little bit of communication.

00:37:04.000 Not hard.

00:37:09.000 Yo, I don't know.

00:37:11.000 I feel like we keep hearing the same songs.

00:37:12.000 We heard all these songs like last week.

00:37:16.000 I want to hear something different.

00:37:18.000 I want to hear something fresh.

00:37:20.000 Here, this is a good song.

00:37:21.000 Wait, we heard this song last week too.

00:37:29.000 I want to hear something different.

00:37:31.000 This is a pretty, well, it's from Rock Band.

00:37:34.000 Let's see.

00:37:34.000 I fucked up.

00:37:40.000 I don't know.

00:37:40.000 I feel like we just hear the same songs over and over again.

00:37:43.000 I'm losing my mind.

00:37:44.000 I'm going to eat these chicken rolls.

00:37:45.000 I'll tell you how they are.

00:37:46.000 We'll get to Animal Crossing and I'll eat these chicken rolls.

00:37:49.000 You know, my complaining aside, I don't want to drag everybody down.

00:37:53.000 I want to have a comfy, cozy Saturday night stream, but, you know, somebody brought it up.

00:37:58.000 It's been on my mind.

00:38:00.000 And it's just inappropriate.

00:38:02.000 Nothing I'm saying is unreasonable.

00:38:05.000 It's not like I'm just being a jerk.

00:38:09.000 It's not like I'm saying, oh, I'm the biggest guy, you know, to just whip my dick out.

00:38:14.000 I'm saying, like, I'm just expecting, like, a minimal level of communication and consideration from, you know, what is essentially a business partner.

00:38:23.000 If I'm a 1099 subcontractor on DLive, I'm just asking for the bare minimum in terms of just courtesy, consideration, you know.

00:38:34.000 And I told them, I said, I've been waiting for them to reach out to me.

00:38:39.000 I've been waiting for somebody from DLive to call me and say, you know, how can we make your experience better?

00:38:45.000 What do you need?

00:38:46.000 Here are our expectations, you know, anything.

00:38:50.000 But that, you know, it just goes completely unacknowledged, and then I have to get in, I have to initiate the contact, and I gotta fucking shake these people down here for an answer to a basic question.

00:39:03.000 I've just never seen anything like that.

00:39:05.000 I've just never seen anything like that.

00:39:08.000 You know, it blows me away.

00:39:12.000 It's absurd and ridiculous.

00:39:15.000 And it's kind of embarrassing for them that I should have to say that.

00:39:19.000 I shouldn't be saying that.

00:39:20.000 You know, this is a smaller streaming site.

00:39:23.000 And they wanted to grow, and I wanted to grow.

00:39:27.000 And I like DLive.

00:39:29.000 I like that they let me stream.

00:39:31.000 I like their UI.

00:39:32.000 I like their system.

00:39:33.000 I like that it's decentralized.

00:39:35.000 I didn't have a lot of complaints for a long time.

00:39:37.000 I should be a cheerleader.

00:39:38.000 I should be the biggest cheerleader telling you it's awesome.

00:39:42.000 I love it.

00:39:43.000 And I want more people to come on here.

00:39:45.000 That's what it should be like.

00:39:46.000 And we should be in touch.

00:39:48.000 Why is it not like that?

00:39:51.000 I shouldn't have that experience.

00:39:53.000 I should not have that reaction.

00:39:54.000 There should be no resentment.

00:39:55.000 There's no reason for it.

00:39:59.000 Well, I mean, there is a reason, obviously, but, you know, it's not a reason that is legitimate.

00:40:06.000 It's totally avoidable.

00:40:07.000 I would love to be, because I'm not, you know, just some young shithead.

00:40:10.000 I'd like to come out and say, you know, rah, rah, rah, D Live's great.

00:40:15.000 Everybody sign up and it's awesome.

00:40:18.000 And all it takes is like a phone call, an email, you know, just a quick response to my questions.

00:40:24.000 But, I mean, this guy, Tidy, who's like the, I don't even know what his role is or whatever.

00:40:31.000 He's the community leader, I think, something like that.

00:40:34.000 It's like, I gotta, you know, yell at this guy every other day and say, what, you know, this is.

00:40:42.000 Anyway.

00:40:43.000 But we'll get to the Animal Crossing.

00:40:45.000 Let's just make it cozy, all right?

00:40:47.000 Let's just make it cozy.

00:40:49.000 Let's not care about check marks or anything like that.

00:40:52.000 Tonight, we are just hanging out.

00:40:55.000 Tonight is our, you know, Saturday night quarantine.

00:40:59.000 Maybe for some of you, your first Saturday night in, uh, Lockdown here.

00:41:07.000 Should I get rid of this logo here?

00:41:09.000 Kind of distracting.

00:41:13.000 I'll just put it there for now.

00:41:14.000 I'll move it out of the way.

00:41:18.000 Let's see some of our super chats.

00:41:20.000 Vince says we will take over this website and they will bow before us.

00:41:24.000 Well, thanks for the Nijagini.

00:41:25.000 We have taken over the website.

00:41:27.000 No bowing, and I don't want bowing.

00:41:29.000 I want a handshake or a knuckle touch, something.

00:41:32.000 We have taken over the website.

00:41:33.000 Take a look at this website.

00:41:36.000 You know, any hour of the day, and it's one of our guys or several of our guys in the top five.

00:41:43.000 Anytime Vince, Steve, Sean, Jaden, Patrick, Jake Lloyd, me, anytime one of these guys streams, we're number one.

00:41:52.000 And we could easily bring more people.

00:41:54.000 People like Malkin, hey, Groipcast, we could bring more of the Groypers, Shalit.

00:41:59.000 You know, there's such a huge roster of our guys.

00:42:02.000 I would consider Ethan Ralph peripheral, Beardson, you know, a lot of these guys.

00:42:07.000 And we could bring more to the platform, but I'm not telling anybody to come here.

00:42:11.000 Why am I going to help do them any favors when I can't even get a fucking Discord message?

00:42:17.000 I don't want to get nasty, buddy.

00:42:17.000 Whatever.

00:42:20.000 Vince is riling me up.

00:42:22.000 Thanks for the Nijagini, buddy.

00:42:24.000 Elijah says, try Polyphia Nasty.

00:42:26.000 I don't know what that is.

00:42:28.000 Vince says, support Nick.

00:42:29.000 Hey, thanks for the.

00:42:30.000 I'll have to get you back, Vince.

00:42:31.000 Me and Vince are playing tag with the Nijaginis.

00:42:34.000 We all are.

00:42:35.000 Giorgio says, I don't have to get up early for mass tomorrow, so this late night stream is clutch.

00:42:39.000 Thanks, King.

00:42:41.000 Yeah, you're welcome, buddy.

00:42:42.000 Thanks for the Nidugini.

00:42:44.000 Let's try these.

00:42:45.000 I'll tell you how they are.

00:42:54.000 That's pretty good.

00:42:56.000 I'm gonna put a little soy sauce on it, or, um, not soy sauce, sweet and sour sauce.

00:43:03.000 Let's put some sauce on there.

00:43:06.000 Not bad.

00:43:10.000 It does be kind of yummy, though.

00:43:17.000 Okay.

00:43:18.000 With the sauce, that's, that's, now that's hitting.

00:43:25.000 Okay, that rules.

00:43:28.000 Okay.

00:43:31.000 Yeah, ma'am.

00:43:47.000 Yeah, I like that.

00:43:50.000 I like that.

00:43:52.000 I like it a lot.

00:43:58.000 Is there really no menu that I can turn off the music?

00:44:06.000 Let me turn off the music.

00:44:12.000 I want to hear sounds from the game, but I don't want to hear the music from the game.

00:44:17.000 I hope I don't show my IP again.

00:44:22.000 Oh, ah, damn it.

00:44:28.000 I'm retarded.

00:44:32.000 How do I turn off the music?

00:44:37.000 At Soul of Us says their silence is an implicit endorsement without being labeled alt right.

00:44:44.000 Yeah, well, you can talk to me in private, right?

00:44:47.000 So, no, I don't think that's right.

00:44:52.000 Let me load up here on another one of these.

00:44:54.000 I didn't eat a lot for dinner.

00:44:54.000 I'm hungry.

00:44:59.000 No docks!

00:44:59.000 No docks.

00:45:11.000 It's crispy.

00:45:11.000 It's hot.

00:45:14.000 It's chicken.

00:45:16.000 It's sweet.

00:45:17.000 Sweet and sour sauce.

00:45:24.000 That is good stuff.

00:45:26.000 Delayed Patriots says, what's a good island name?

00:45:28.000 Chungusburg won't fit.

00:45:29.000 I don't know.

00:45:31.000 That's got to be you, buddy.

00:45:39.000 Yo, hold up, hold up.

00:45:53.000 Whoa!

00:46:03.000 We got a blue corner.

00:46:04.000 I don't know what that means.

00:46:06.000 I'll have to put that in my house.

00:46:08.000 Swimming cap.

00:46:11.000 That's kind of a good quarantine look, right?

00:46:14.000 You wouldn't be able to tell that's a swimming cap.

00:46:17.000 It just looks like a nurse cap or something.

00:46:27.000 Elijah says, Nick, you getting swole during quarantine?

00:46:29.000 Yeah, I'm getting swole.

00:46:34.000 I've taken the opportunity during quarantine to work out.

00:46:41.000 No!

00:46:49.000 Ah!

00:46:51.000 UGH!

00:46:53.000 Damn it!

00:46:55.000 Come on.

00:46:58.000 Too slow.

00:46:59.000 It was too quick for me.

00:47:01.000 Alan Gregory says, God bless, Nick.

00:47:03.000 I pray for you in America First every day.

00:47:05.000 Really?

00:47:06.000 Because it didn't sound like that when you were talking shit on Jaden's stream the other night.

00:47:13.000 So, and I also recall you said you were going to send me a ninjit.

00:47:16.000 That doesn't look like a ninjit to me.

00:47:19.000 But hey, thanks a lot.

00:47:21.000 But thanks a lot.

00:47:23.000 Is that the right person?

00:47:24.000 I don't know if that's the right person.

00:47:26.000 I might be going off on the wrong person.

00:47:28.000 Maybe it was a different Alan.

00:47:30.000 I'm not sure if that's the same Alan or not.

00:47:32.000 But if it's the wrong Alan, hey, thanks a lot.

00:47:36.000 But if it's the Alan that I think it is, then I don't know what you mean by that.

00:47:40.000 You're sending some mixed messages.

00:47:43.000 But it's possible I have the wrong person in mind.

00:47:47.000 It's not?

00:47:48.000 Okay, maybe it's.

00:47:50.000 Okay, maybe it's the wrong person.

00:47:55.000 It was the wrong Alan?

00:47:57.000 It might be.

00:47:59.000 If it's the wrong Alan, then I apologize.

00:48:01.000 I'm sorry.

00:48:04.000 I had that one locked and loaded for other Alan, so.

00:48:07.000 If the other Alan is watching the stream, then, you know, be on the lookout.

00:48:12.000 Eggstein says, I'm cultivating mass.

00:48:15.000 That's right, I'm bulking.

00:48:16.000 I'm bulking tonight.

00:48:19.000 I'm bulking during this, uh.

00:48:21.000 Quarantine.

00:48:22.000 Okay, sorry, Alan Gregory.

00:48:24.000 I didn't mean to attack you.

00:48:26.000 I thought you were someone else named Alan was bothering me.

00:48:32.000 From Go Off King to Oopsie in like three seconds.

00:48:37.000 I gotta be careful.

00:48:55.000 Let me see if Jaden is in Discord.

00:48:59.000 If those guys are hanging out.

00:49:00.000 I think they are.

00:49:01.000 Let me pull up Discord.

00:49:04.000 I'll see what's going on.

00:49:06.000 Canadian Groypers has glossed over a few chats.

00:49:09.000 What's going on, big guy?

00:49:10.000 Oh, Canadian Groypers.

00:49:12.000 This was a legit one who was stirring shit in Jaden's chat, talking shit about Beardson.

00:49:20.000 Thanks for the diamond, I guess.

00:49:20.000 So, yeah.

00:49:29.000 Great pop.

00:49:31.000 Delicious.

00:49:40.000 Does Jaden even know who this is?

00:49:43.000 I wonder if Jaden even knows who this is.

00:49:48.000 Jaden, who's always like, I like rap music.

00:49:51.000 I like rap music.

00:49:52.000 Does he even know who this is?

00:49:54.000 Do you even know?

00:49:58.000 Do you even know who this is, Jaden?

00:50:04.000 I doubt it.

00:50:06.000 It's before his time.

00:50:07.000 He's too young to remember.

00:50:09.000 She'd clap the daughter for acting out of order to impress a girl who, to me, knock her off.

00:50:15.000 He does not have hate.

00:50:17.000 Like I do.

00:50:18.000 Impressible face like I do.

00:50:21.000 Are you going to be in the Halo tournament?

00:50:27.000 Probably not.

00:50:28.000 I'm not going to be in the Halo tournament.

00:50:33.000 I'm not going to be in the Halo.

00:50:36.000 And then the slime switch wanted this.

00:50:41.000 I said it's over, you waste the time, bitch.

00:50:45.000 Then he said, I tried to DM you on Twitter, but it won't let me.

00:50:50.000 All right, I'll hit you up.

00:50:52.000 Tag me on Twitter and I'll hit you up.

00:50:56.000 I wasn't happy as much.

00:50:58.000 Yo, Nick, need any supplies?

00:51:01.000 I got you covered.

00:51:02.000 No, I don't cheat.

00:51:04.000 Thanks for the Nick Keeney.

00:51:08.000 I don't cheat like Jade does.

00:51:11.000 Bright Leaf says, Do you listen to any Nirvana, Nick?

00:51:14.000 No, I do not listen to Nirvana.

00:51:20.000 Nirvana's fridge.

00:51:22.000 Alright, let's see.

00:51:25.000 Yeah, it looks like Jade is hanging out.

00:51:34.000 Hello?

00:51:41.000 What's up?

00:51:43.000 I'm doing good.

00:51:45.000 How are you doing?

00:51:50.000 Oh, yeah?

00:51:55.000 You're listening to Slick Rick?

00:52:00.000 I wonder if people can.

00:52:03.000 My audio is all gummed up because of this.

00:52:07.000 What the fuck is going on with my audio?

00:52:09.000 I'm about to rage.

00:52:12.000 It's not letting me.

00:52:14.000 Everything is messed up.

00:52:15.000 I have everything on 100%.

00:52:18.000 And for some reason, I can barely.

00:52:20.000 It's barely playing the Discord output.

00:52:26.000 Yeah, people are.

00:52:29.000 We can't hear him!

00:52:30.000 We can't hear him!

00:52:31.000 Yeah, I know, retard.

00:52:32.000 Alright.

00:52:34.000 Can you believe.

00:52:35.000 We can't hear!

00:52:36.000 I love the all caps.

00:52:38.000 We can't hear!

00:52:40.000 Like they're yelling at me through text.

00:52:42.000 You know, lowercase does the trick, by the way.

00:52:46.000 You know.

00:52:47.000 In all capital, like they're screaming, hey, can I, like they're trying to get my attention, hey, Nick, we can't hear.

00:52:56.000 Like, okay, got it.

00:52:58.000 Yeah, if you said it quietly, I wouldn't have heard you.

00:53:03.000 If you texted it quietly, I couldn't hear you.

00:53:05.000 All right, let me try and fix my audio.

00:53:10.000 I'm pissed off.

00:53:22.000 Mm-hmm.

00:53:30.000 Did I say you were a cheater?

00:53:36.000 I did say that, didn't I?

00:53:52.000 Alright, Jaden, can you say something real quick?

00:53:56.000 Testing.

00:53:57.000 Hey, alright, looks like that did it.

00:54:00.000 Perhaps.

00:54:02.000 That's it.

00:54:05.000 Let me see in chat if it's better or not.

00:54:16.000 Good now.

00:54:17.000 It works.

00:54:18.000 Alright.

00:54:27.000 Alright.

00:54:30.000 So, what are you up to in Animal Crossing?

00:54:33.000 I just got the pelican washed up on my beach here, so.

00:54:38.000 I am looking for the components to his ship.

00:54:43.000 Have you done that already?

00:54:44.000 I can't find them anywhere.

00:54:46.000 I looked, they're not anywhere on my island, so I don't know if they like.

00:54:51.000 This guy just got here today.

00:54:55.000 And I know he was there yesterday for Shalit.

00:54:59.000 Hmm.

00:55:00.000 Yeah, he washed up on my shore like this morning.

00:55:06.000 Oh, so you got him.

00:55:07.000 Yeah.

00:55:08.000 So, what are you looking for?

00:55:10.000 The parts.

00:55:11.000 Oh, that's where.

00:55:12.000 So, there's like little holes on the beach that spray water out.

00:55:19.000 Oh, that's what that is?

00:55:20.000 Yeah.

00:55:21.000 Okay.

00:55:23.000 I didn't know what that was.

00:55:26.000 Yeah, for sure.

00:55:27.000 For sure, Denny, I got you.

00:55:34.000 Yeah, you'll never believe what happened, Nick.

00:55:37.000 Why?

00:55:38.000 Were you in here?

00:55:39.000 No.

00:55:41.000 Because you were talking, you had the same talk on your stream that I just had on my stream before you went live.

00:55:47.000 So I didn't know if you were in my chat or not because the CEO of DLive dropped a Ninja Genie.

00:55:59.000 And then I was like, everyone's like, oh, Jayden's gonna get GP.

00:56:02.000 And I was like, I pulled up the social blade and I'm like, no.

00:56:06.000 You know, I mean, I'm cool with getting it, but.

00:56:12.000 Nick, you know, I said the exact same thing you just said, so I didn't know.

00:56:16.000 And I pulled up the social blade.

00:56:18.000 Well, yeah, that happened.

00:56:19.000 He dropped a Ninjagini.

00:56:21.000 With the comments, or just a Ninjagini?

00:56:23.000 Just a Ninjagini, and then he dropped a Reddit Nick sticker.

00:56:28.000 What's a Reddit Nick sticker?

00:56:32.000 Oh, the Mark Fuentes sticker.

00:56:34.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:56:35.000 Okay, well.

00:56:37.000 You know, that's great.

00:56:39.000 Ninja Genie and a Reddit Nick sticker for Jaden is great, but.

00:56:43.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:56:45.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:56:47.000 Like, I'm like, I don't even.

00:56:49.000 That'd be dumb.

00:56:53.000 I don't understand what the disconnect is.

00:56:55.000 I just don't get it.

00:57:00.000 Even if they came in and said, like, oh, you're not going to be a global partner and here's why.

00:57:04.000 Or even if they said, you know, you're controversial and that's a problem.

00:57:09.000 Like, yeah, I'm an adult and I'm a.

00:57:11.000 Professional and I understand, but you know what, I what is unacceptable is just the ghosting, you know, total ghosting.

00:57:21.000 Yeah, no, I agree, man.

00:57:23.000 Yeah, you get it.

00:57:26.000 Yeah, you get it.

00:57:27.000 I've said the same thing.

00:57:28.000 Like, if I'm not going to be one, just let me know.

00:57:32.000 Just right, just say it.

00:57:38.000 Silence, but I can't stand the silence.

00:57:42.000 So, what are you doing on your island?

00:57:44.000 I am finishing up my weed picking here.

00:57:49.000 All of it, since you have the ladder now?

00:57:51.000 Correct, yeah.

00:57:53.000 You have a ladder?

00:57:55.000 Yeah.

00:57:58.000 Okay, yeah.

00:57:59.000 I'm just wrapping up.

00:58:00.000 Which I don't understand how you got that because I was a day ahead of you, so that doesn't make any sense.

00:58:05.000 Because I went to Shallots Island and they gave me one.

00:58:09.000 Wow.

00:58:11.000 You're going to say, wow?

00:58:11.000 What?

00:58:12.000 You went to islands and you got fruit and all kinds of stuff.

00:58:16.000 I'm alright, alright, I'm fine.

00:58:19.000 Yeah, yeah, back it up.

00:58:20.000 No, no, I'm just saying, Jack.

00:58:23.000 I don't take anything!

00:58:25.000 I'm not gonna take bells, and I'm not gonna take, uh.

00:58:28.000 Whoa, whoa!

00:58:29.000 Ah!

00:58:31.000 Alright.

00:58:32.000 Hold on.

00:58:33.000 Stink bugs.

00:58:34.000 You didn't naturally get the.

00:58:34.000 So it's not.

00:58:36.000 You didn't naturally get it.

00:58:39.000 Uh, yeah, just like you didn't naturally get, uh, oranges and peaches and all that.

00:58:47.000 Uh, I naturally.

00:58:48.000 I don't have oranges, but I don't think I do anyway.

00:58:52.000 I naturally got peaches, though.

00:58:54.000 Oh, yeah.

00:58:55.000 I did.

00:58:56.000 I got it in a gift box.

00:58:58.000 Or mom or whatever.

00:58:59.000 Yeah, right.

00:59:00.000 I got oranges in that way.

00:59:03.000 Epic.

00:59:07.000 Elijah says, Outcast or Nas vibes, please?

00:59:11.000 No.

00:59:11.000 Dude, you know, I hate more than anything is when people are like, you know, I have a song request.

00:59:18.000 You know what you can do with your song request?

00:59:21.000 Send me the money and I'll play it.

00:59:24.000 There you go.

00:59:25.000 I don't know why that bothered me.

00:59:26.000 I guess it shouldn't bother me.

00:59:28.000 I'm like, I'm wondering out loud.

00:59:30.000 What should I play?

00:59:31.000 And people are like, you should play this.

00:59:32.000 And I'm like, fuck you.

00:59:35.000 I'm a very.

00:59:35.000 I don't know.

00:59:37.000 Maybe I'm just irritable all the time.

00:59:40.000 Maybe it's me.

00:59:41.000 Maybe I need to work on that.

00:59:42.000 What do you think?

00:59:45.000 Um.

00:59:47.000 I don't know, man.

00:59:48.000 There's a lot of retards.

00:59:51.000 But maybe it goes both ways.

00:59:53.000 Maybe it goes.

00:59:55.000 Hatfields and McCoys.

01:00:04.000 I'm tense.

01:00:05.000 I'm tense.

01:00:06.000 Somebody says Nick is a tense guy.

01:00:07.000 I'm tense.

01:00:08.000 I'm intense.

01:00:11.000 I got a lot on my mind.

01:00:14.000 I think I'm good here.

01:00:16.000 Have you found the ghost?

01:00:22.000 No.

01:00:25.000 Okay.

01:00:27.000 Okay.

01:00:28.000 Sharia says the yacht rock is nice.

01:00:30.000 Maybe I'll put it on my yacht rock playlist.

01:00:32.000 There you go.

01:00:34.000 Retarded mom, you did not give a diamond.

01:00:39.000 I think I'll stay.

01:00:40.000 This song is perfect.

01:00:43.000 Home today.

01:00:46.000 The song is called I Think I'll Stay Home Today by Billy Paul.

01:00:52.000 So true.

01:01:03.000 What?

01:01:05.000 My chat.

01:01:07.000 What?

01:01:09.000 They said, I don't even want to read it.

01:01:11.000 Are they mocking this?

01:01:13.000 No, not you.

01:01:14.000 This guy, this guy is, um, this guy wondering why he skipped his chat, his name.

01:01:23.000 They said his name.

01:01:24.000 Oh, Burn the Gaze, yeah.

01:01:26.000 He says, uh, thanks for all the great streams you do.

01:01:30.000 Okay, thank you.

01:01:30.000 Glad we covered that one.

01:01:33.000 I just thought it was funny.

01:01:34.000 They said, a guy named Burn the Gaze said, why did you skip my chat?

01:01:38.000 It's like, huh?

01:01:40.000 I tend to skip the, you know, inappropriate usernames.

01:01:43.000 I have no idea why anyone's talking.

01:01:46.000 Hmm, yeah, that's a head scratcher.

01:01:48.000 I don't know.

01:01:52.000 So maybe it's not me, actually.

01:01:55.000 Yeah, when you see that.

01:01:57.000 Yeah, me wondering aloud, is it just me?

01:02:02.000 And then you see that and you're like, nope.

01:02:04.000 No.

01:02:06.000 Actually, it isn't.

01:02:08.000 Everybody, everybody, want to get.

01:02:15.000 Are you building the shop yet?

01:02:18.000 It's already built.

01:02:19.000 Wow.

01:02:20.000 How about your loan?

01:02:22.000 Did you finish your loan installment?

01:02:24.000 I have not finished my loan.

01:02:27.000 Yikes, big guy.

01:02:28.000 I finished my loan.

01:02:30.000 I got three houses placed.

01:02:33.000 How does that happen?

01:02:35.000 Is that a third day thing?

01:02:36.000 No, you have to go.

01:02:37.000 I spent my second day going to different islands and finding characters and stripping the island of all.

01:02:45.000 All of their natural resources, you know.

01:02:48.000 Yeah, I've done that.

01:02:51.000 Did you get characters?

01:02:52.000 I think maybe it's you have to talk to three.

01:02:55.000 I've only talked to two.

01:02:57.000 No, they come the next day.

01:02:58.000 I think it's however many you talk to.

01:03:00.000 Got it.

01:03:01.000 Got it.

01:03:04.000 Alan Gregory says Who's more chill, Jaden or Patrick?

01:03:08.000 Definitely Jaden.

01:03:10.000 Well, I don't know.

01:03:11.000 I mean, it's a different kind of chill.

01:03:13.000 Yeah, I mean, if you want to be, you know, Patrick's, hi, I'm Patrick.

01:03:18.000 Casey, I'm like jumping on the chair like a retard.

01:03:21.000 Patrick, on the other hand, though, like at AFPAC, I'm, you know, dancing on the table, and Patrick's going, okay, we're going here, we're going there, you know, walking around.

01:03:31.000 Yeah, at Groyper Leadership Summit.

01:03:32.000 Yeah, that's that.

01:03:34.000 At Groyper Summit, Patrick was all, he was like yelling at me because I wasn't getting dressed fast enough.

01:03:40.000 I was like, excuse me, you need to calm down.

01:03:45.000 He was like, because I'm like, you know, I'm buttoning my shirt and I'm, you know, kind of talking.

01:03:50.000 He's like, Okay, we need to get a move on.

01:03:52.000 We need to hurry up.

01:03:54.000 That's a Fuentes expression.

01:03:54.000 He didn't say that.

01:03:57.000 Okay, we need to hurry up.

01:03:59.000 And I'm like, hey, relax.

01:04:03.000 Yeah, no, Patrick is like reserved, I think is the word.

01:04:06.000 Very reserved, very calm.

01:04:09.000 Jaden is chill in a way that he's easygoing, and there's a difference, you know?

01:04:15.000 Jaden's more of an easygoing, sort of a lighthearted.

01:04:20.000 Patrick is more of a reserved, calm, laid back.

01:04:33.000 It's good.

01:04:33.000 We have a very complimentary energy.

01:04:36.000 That's how it works, you know?

01:04:39.000 Yeah.

01:04:43.000 Patrick, I'm mellow.

01:04:45.000 I'm not.

01:04:50.000 Patrick has a fat dumper while others have fat milkers.

01:04:55.000 They compliment one another.

01:05:00.000 Patrick has a big old dump.

01:05:04.000 I don't.

01:05:09.000 Patrick Casey, do kind of be backing up the dunk truck.

01:05:15.000 I said to Patrick, build a house up on that ass.

01:05:19.000 That's an ass state.

01:05:23.000 Did you know that AIM headquarters was built that way?

01:05:31.000 Say it, say it.

01:05:35.000 Oh man.

01:05:35.000 Jaden says, roll my weed on it.

01:05:37.000 That's an ass tray.

01:05:43.000 Yeah, whenever we get into a little bit of trouble, I say, Patrick, make the ground move.

01:05:49.000 That's an ass quake.

01:05:53.000 Now I have to play that.

01:05:57.000 Just kidding, just kidding.

01:06:00.000 Just a little lighthearted, just a little lighthearted banter.

01:06:03.000 Alright, let's do the Yacht Rock playlist.

01:06:12.000 Starting with Eye in the Sky, naturally.

01:06:16.000 There you go.

01:06:17.000 There's some non Yacht Rock in here, I think, too.

01:06:20.000 It's mostly Yacht Rock.

01:06:22.000 Yeah, so I'll just put it on.

01:06:24.000 I have to furnish three homes.

01:06:29.000 And it's expensive to do so.

01:06:32.000 Yeah.

01:06:34.000 Not easy.

01:06:35.000 What does furnish mean?

01:06:36.000 Like a certain.

01:06:37.000 Amount of furniture, like pieces.

01:06:39.000 Yeah, you have to make all this stuff on this list.

01:06:44.000 Is there so I've like beat the shit out of this pig with my net and she never leaves.

01:06:49.000 How does how do I get him out of my town?

01:06:52.000 I don't know.

01:06:52.000 What pig?

01:06:54.000 This I have Agnes, this dumb pig.

01:06:58.000 Oh, right.

01:06:59.000 I've been trying to get her out of the town.

01:07:02.000 She never leaves.

01:07:06.000 It is a woman though, so beating her with the net, it makes it only makes sense that she sticks around.

01:07:13.000 That's a joke.

01:07:13.000 Do they stick around or?

01:07:15.000 I mean, this one hasn't left.

01:07:20.000 I met some pretty cool people, I'm not gonna lie.

01:07:23.000 I haven't.

01:07:24.000 All of mine have sucked.

01:07:26.000 Even the ones I brought to my town, they've sucked.

01:07:30.000 I met an epic person on an island earlier today.

01:07:35.000 One I regretted talking to immediately, but the other one was pretty cool.

01:07:41.000 I am the boy in the sky.

01:07:44.000 What were they?

01:07:46.000 I forget.

01:07:47.000 One was like a hippo, I think, and one was, um, I don't know what the.

01:07:52.000 It was like a blue guy, and he was cool.

01:07:55.000 The hippo just looked ugly as hell, so.

01:07:59.000 Was the blue guy?

01:08:00.000 Did he have glasses?

01:08:03.000 Um, I don't know, maybe.

01:08:06.000 Why?

01:08:06.000 Do you think we talked to the same blue guy?

01:08:08.000 Possible.

01:08:12.000 Perhaps.

01:08:12.000 Maybe.

01:08:23.000 I talked to a horse, another, like a polar bear, and then the blue guy.

01:08:30.000 You have coconuts yet?

01:08:32.000 Okay.

01:08:32.000 Yeah.

01:08:34.000 I was gonna say.

01:08:37.000 Yeah, I got coconuts, bro.

01:08:40.000 I've been making moves.

01:08:41.000 I've been fishing.

01:08:42.000 I've been racking up bells, racking up miles.

01:08:52.000 Oh!

01:08:54.000 Dude, these hermit crabs give me a lot of anxiety.

01:09:00.000 They don't do anything.

01:09:01.000 Probably pop up.

01:09:05.000 Have you caught a tarantula yet?

01:09:08.000 Yes, I caught that first night, bro.

01:09:12.000 Me too.

01:09:24.000 Can you move your house at a later date?

01:09:27.000 Um, no, I don't think so.

01:09:29.000 Yo, big sp- Oh!

01:09:33.000 Damn it.

01:09:35.000 There's a big spider.

01:09:37.000 Like a huge one.

01:09:38.000 That wasn't.

01:09:41.000 It takes so long to pull out my net!

01:09:43.000 Got him.

01:09:44.000 Don't you have the ring?

01:09:46.000 Yeah, it still takes forever.

01:09:48.000 By the time that he pulls, he, like, drops from the spider and then goes back up.

01:09:53.000 I just call it-it's the spider.

01:09:55.000 That's what it's called.

01:09:56.000 It's not a tarantula.

01:09:57.000 It's a spider.

01:10:13.000 Dude, I need a bigger inventory.

01:10:15.000 I already have the upgrade, but.

01:10:20.000 The upgrade's great.

01:10:20.000 Still not big enough.

01:10:23.000 Yeah, I know, but I need more.

01:10:28.000 I need more!

01:10:31.000 Once this museum opens, we'll be good to go.

01:10:58.000 Yo, Steely Dan check.

01:11:01.000 You know Steely Dan, Jaden?

01:11:03.000 I don't.

01:11:13.000 You gotta take the Steely Dan pill, bro.

01:11:17.000 Who's Steely Dan?

01:11:19.000 This is white people music.

01:11:21.000 This is what Europeans listen to.

01:11:24.000 Are the Wignats okay with the yacht?

01:11:27.000 Whatever it's called?

01:11:30.000 Yacht Rock, yeah, I think they're satisfied.

01:11:35.000 That's good.

01:11:38.000 I have so many presents here.

01:11:44.000 I'm always just blasting them out of the sky.

01:11:48.000 Tomorrow Listen to country music?

01:12:09.000 No.

01:12:11.000 I'll listen to Young Thug.

01:12:16.000 Thank you.

01:12:24.000 When are you gonna let me come to your house?

01:12:26.000 I mean, there's nothing going on here, but if you want to come, you can.

01:12:30.000 Do you have any fruit for me?

01:12:33.000 No, I have no fruit on my island, actually.

01:12:36.000 I can't tell if I'm kidding or not.

01:12:38.000 No, like, nothing's grown.

01:12:39.000 I mean, I could buy you apples and that's it.

01:12:43.000 Nothing is.

01:12:44.000 Everything is in the process of being grown.

01:12:48.000 Okay.

01:12:51.000 Shall it sent me a present?

01:12:54.000 He sent you a present?

01:12:55.000 He sent me a letter.

01:12:58.000 He sent me a letter, and that's it.

01:13:01.000 And he said, quote, congrats on your transition.

01:13:07.000 Enjoy the precious few years that you have left.

01:13:11.000 Q Anonymous.

01:13:14.000 He sent me a message that said, bots?

01:13:17.000 And 10 apples with it.

01:13:22.000 How do you even send one?

01:13:26.000 You go to the airport.

01:13:27.000 You have to go to the airport to send letters?

01:14:16.000 What have you been up to in Animal Crossing?

01:14:20.000 I've just been getting materials to build all this stuff.

01:14:23.000 Yeah.

01:14:26.000 I don't know.

01:14:27.000 I don't know what else I can do after.

01:14:29.000 I mean, I placed a bridge.

01:14:31.000 But everything takes a thousand years to build, so.

01:14:35.000 Why can't they just build.

01:14:35.000 Yeah, right?

01:14:37.000 It takes like a full day to get anything done in this place?

01:14:42.000 Feels like the rest of my life.

01:14:47.000 I mean, the museum.

01:14:49.000 I talked to the owl yesterday, and today it's under construction.

01:14:55.000 When is it ever going to be constructed?

01:14:57.000 I don't know.

01:14:58.000 Yeah, mine's been under construction.

01:15:02.000 Is yours like huge though, or could you still go in the yellow tent?

01:15:06.000 I can still go in the yellow tent.

01:15:08.000 See, you can't do that.

01:15:11.000 I can't do that anymore.

01:15:12.000 Now it's just like a construction site.

01:15:16.000 Uh oh, butterfly!

01:15:20.000 Nice!

01:15:21.000 What is this one?

01:15:23.000 Emperor butterfly.

01:15:24.000 You caught one of those yet?

01:15:27.000 Um, what color is it?

01:15:29.000 Blue.

01:15:32.000 Yes.

01:15:34.000 Yeah, I'm sure.

01:15:36.000 I have.

01:15:36.000 I'll go watch your stream and confirm.

01:15:44.000 Maybe.

01:15:46.000 Yeah, I've caught that.

01:15:47.000 You got the corona mask on?

01:15:47.000 That's easy.

01:15:49.000 I do, yeah.

01:15:51.000 Don't want to spread it to the other animals.

01:15:56.000 How do I take my hat off?

01:15:58.000 Alright, yeah, I'm definitely taking this stupid ass hat off.

01:16:03.000 I had to change clothes when the CEO of DLive was in here.

01:16:06.000 I had to.

01:16:07.000 Dave.

01:16:09.000 Yeah?

01:16:10.000 Yes, I had to change clothes.

01:16:11.000 You want to show off your trans dress outfit?

01:16:15.000 No.

01:16:18.000 Spooky.

01:16:19.000 I hope you didn't notice it.

01:16:20.000 That's fine.

01:16:21.000 I don't know.

01:16:24.000 It's.

01:16:24.000 You know, I don't know.

01:16:26.000 Is it concerning that.

01:16:29.000 You created a trans character in Animal Crossing?

01:16:33.000 I don't know.

01:16:34.000 No, I don't think so, because I said that I was making a retarded character.

01:16:40.000 So I think that makes it.

01:16:41.000 I'm not Jaden.

01:16:42.000 I'm trans in Animal Crossing.

01:16:45.000 I think that's normal, because I was running through saying, YAY! Animals!

01:16:51.000 And then that's like, if I'm retarded.

01:16:54.000 You just gotta keep an eye out so you don't go Steven Crowder mode.

01:16:59.000 Yeah, that's true.

01:17:00.000 I mean, I can always change back.

01:17:00.000 Maybe I should.

01:17:02.000 I haven't transitioned or anything.

01:17:04.000 Right now, I'm doing it for attention.

01:17:07.000 Yeah, alright.

01:17:07.000 Alright.

01:17:13.000 I also haven't, like, cured myself after getting stung by the bee, so I only have one eye.

01:17:19.000 I don't even know.

01:17:20.000 But maybe I'm just Dan Crenshaw.

01:17:22.000 Yeah, Xylefly.

01:17:27.000 I don't even know why you would.

01:17:28.000 Like, I got a bee sting, and I just never bothered to buy medicine, because it's like.

01:17:34.000 You're basically immune then from bee stings and you could just shake trees and not have to worry about it, right?

01:17:39.000 I don't think they sting you twice, do they?

01:17:42.000 I think they might, but I mean, it won't do anything.

01:17:46.000 Yeah.

01:17:55.000 Groyper says, Boomer's mad they can't take the boat out.

01:18:00.000 Yeah, boomers are seething right now.

01:18:03.000 Imagine how hard boomers are seething in the midst of this.

01:18:07.000 Like, their retirement savings have evaporated.

01:18:11.000 Can't take the boat out, can't grill.

01:18:15.000 They have to eat beans.

01:18:20.000 They must be so pissed off.

01:18:22.000 Good.

01:18:25.000 Where's the ghost, by the way?

01:18:29.000 Uh, he was just wandering around.

01:18:32.000 He had time for it.

01:18:34.000 Uh, nights, I think.

01:18:36.000 I don't remember, man.

01:18:39.000 I think it was like, uh, six or seven.

01:18:42.000 It happened during your show last night.

01:18:44.000 So it's not like crazy, right?

01:18:44.000 Oh, okay.

01:18:57.000 I don't know, maybe it happens.

01:18:59.000 I think it's just like a day event, kind of like the Pelican was.

01:19:04.000 Alright, well, I'll keep an eye out for him.

01:19:04.000 Got it.

01:19:07.000 Is it a scary ghost?

01:19:09.000 It looks like Boo from Mario.

01:19:11.000 Okay.

01:19:15.000 I didn't know what to do if I was supposed to catch him with a net, but you just go up and talk to him.

01:19:19.000 That's all you gotta do.

01:19:22.000 Go up and talk to him.

01:19:26.000 Very well.

01:19:35.000 Groypers has found out I had Corona, so I coughed in Dan Crenshaw's empty eye socket.

01:19:42.000 That's not funny, bro.

01:19:43.000 He's a veteran.

01:19:55.000 I tried to send you mail, but we aren't friends on the game, so.

01:19:59.000 How do we become friends in the game?

01:20:01.000 We have to visit each other.

01:20:03.000 Alright, I'll come visit your town.

01:20:06.000 Oh no.

01:20:07.000 Alright, I guess I gotta open the floodgates here.

01:20:11.000 Yeah, open your borders.

01:20:13.000 For me.

01:20:19.000 My town sucks, man.

01:20:20.000 I need to replace all this stuff.

01:20:23.000 I need to move my house.

01:20:23.000 Yeah.

01:20:27.000 Why?

01:20:28.000 Because it's.

01:20:29.000 I put it like right next to the square.

01:20:33.000 Dummy.

01:20:35.000 What?

01:20:42.000 Is there any use for weeds or do you think I should just sell them?

01:20:47.000 Uh, you can craft some stuff, can't you?

01:20:48.000 I don't know.

01:20:49.000 Yeah, just like a hay bale and like a leaf umbrella.

01:20:52.000 I don't know, I guess sell them.

01:20:55.000 Maybe I'll keep something.

01:20:57.000 Oh god.

01:21:03.000 How you doing man?

01:21:03.000 Yo, what up Dev?

01:21:19.000 Oh!

01:21:26.000 Nice try.

01:21:28.000 Stupid beetle tried to run away from me.

01:21:31.000 Bro!

01:21:34.000 I gotta craft another net.

01:21:54.000 Okay, you should be able to come to Newfangle.

01:21:57.000 Yo, what up, Pantherden?

01:21:59.000 How you doing, big guy?

01:22:04.000 Let me just craft some flimsy tools.

01:22:22.000 We'll just wait for you.

01:22:23.000 That's fine.

01:22:25.000 Dude, just give me like two seconds.

01:22:27.000 I just got to craft a couple of tools, alright?

01:22:30.000 Sheesh.

01:22:31.000 I'll just sit in the airport and wait for you to show up.

01:22:31.000 It's fine.

01:22:34.000 This guy just won't give me a plate.

01:22:38.000 I'll bring you some cherries.

01:22:40.000 Do you have cherries?

01:22:41.000 I have, like, yeah, I have three planted.

01:22:49.000 Song's a bop, chat.

01:22:50.000 It's a bop.

01:22:51.000 Let's see what this looks like.

01:23:01.000 Look at my epic house.

01:23:02.000 I have a mammoth skull, a blue marlin.

01:23:09.000 Bruh, how do you have that?

01:23:10.000 That is a marlin.

01:23:12.000 Right?

01:23:14.000 Are you watching my screen right now?

01:23:16.000 Yeah, did you get that in a gift?

01:23:18.000 No, it's a fossil.

01:23:21.000 Oh, so you just don't place them at the.

01:23:25.000 Museum, you're just placing them in your house.

01:23:28.000 Well, no, they assess the fossils, but they won't take them yet.

01:23:34.000 But are you going to give them to.

01:23:37.000 Yeah, yeah, I'll probably give it to them eventually.

01:23:40.000 What is that fish called again?

01:23:42.000 I have that.

01:23:43.000 I don't know what it is.

01:23:44.000 I know it's like an angler fish, but they call it something different.

01:23:47.000 It's like football or something?

01:23:49.000 Yeah, that's what a football fish is.

01:23:53.000 My house kind of rules, though.

01:23:56.000 I haven't bought any furniture.

01:23:57.000 This is stuff that I've received.

01:23:59.000 I haven't either.

01:24:01.000 Oh, wow.

01:24:01.000 Epic shout.

01:24:03.000 Awesome.

01:24:04.000 Thanks.

01:24:05.000 I'm so excited.

01:24:08.000 Is this guy just watching my stream?

01:24:15.000 Who told him to come here?

01:24:35.000 Yo, Epic Dev says, listen to a Lil Uzi Mix hiking today.

01:24:41.000 Oh, wait, wait, I'm.

01:24:43.000 Oh, he said.

01:24:45.000 I don't know what you meant there.

01:24:46.000 Mix running errands today.

01:24:48.000 It was nice.

01:24:49.000 Even though hip hop isn't my main music choice, good driving music.

01:24:53.000 Very true.

01:24:56.000 Why is this guy on my island?

01:25:03.000 I can't escape this fucking guy, man.

01:25:08.000 Just thinks he can roll up.

01:25:11.000 I didn't invite you, shallot.

01:25:23.000 He just says, hey, get out.

01:25:46.000 That's ugly as hell.

01:25:54.000 Not wearing that.

01:26:02.000 Are you coming, man?

01:26:03.000 I'm go.

01:26:04.000 Alright, alright, I'm coming.

01:26:06.000 I'm sorry.

01:26:07.000 I opened this.

01:26:08.000 I opened my gates, and where are you at?

01:26:12.000 Canadian Groyper says, Forgive me, Kane.

01:26:14.000 Beardson is a good guy.

01:26:15.000 Only irony.

01:26:16.000 Yeah, really sounded like irony the other day.

01:26:21.000 TKY says, Yo, that little poopy mix really do be plopping.

01:26:27.000 Unbelievable.

01:26:28.000 Uh.

01:26:32.000 Well, at least I don't have people in my chat trying to spell the N word in different variations.

01:26:40.000 You sure about that?

01:26:42.000 Yeah.

01:26:44.000 Not yet, anyway.

01:26:46.000 Not yet, anyways.

01:26:47.000 If that happens, I ban you instantly.

01:26:54.000 Where's Shalit?

01:26:56.000 He's not my best friend, so there's nothing this guy can do.

01:27:02.000 Is he in your village right now?

01:27:04.000 Yeah.

01:27:09.000 N word.

01:27:10.000 Thanks, the Penn Statist.

01:27:12.000 Thanks, man, for the diamond.

01:27:20.000 Oh, great.

01:27:20.000 Now everyone's trying to spell the N word in my chat.

01:27:24.000 You're going to get muted if you do that.

01:27:26.000 I'm giving timeouts now, but I won't be giving timeouts next time.

01:27:30.000 A hundred ships a day, lonely sailors, past the tunnel way.

01:27:40.000 I don't know where Shalit went.

01:27:42.000 Who's she?

01:27:43.000 She says, You have a money tree yet?

01:27:45.000 I do not.

01:27:52.000 Alright, let's.

01:27:53.000 I'm on my way, so get off your phone.

01:27:55.000 Get off your Nook phone.

01:27:56.000 I'm off!

01:28:12.000 Where's the braid?

01:28:14.000 Ah, made a finest land that has been killing me all day.

01:28:19.000 A locket.

01:28:21.000 Where is this?

01:28:21.000 Where'd this guy go?

01:28:23.000 Branded love.

01:28:26.000 It came on a summer's.

01:28:35.000 Newfangle.

01:28:36.000 Okay, get in here.

01:28:42.000 This guy, Shalit.

01:28:44.000 Nowhere to be found, man.

01:28:47.000 I'm not talking to you.

01:28:50.000 I don't know where Shalit went.

01:28:52.000 Just ran into the woods.

01:28:59.000 Shredder says Nick, try doing chin tucks for your neck.

01:29:02.000 Yeah, I know.

01:29:03.000 I know some stretches that help.

01:29:05.000 It's just.

01:29:07.000 Hey, thanks for the follow.

01:29:10.000 Nick, Cherry Town.

01:29:12.000 Oh, it's showing me that you're flying here.

01:29:15.000 I'm flying in.

01:29:33.000 Through a silent town and loves a man who's not around.

01:29:39.000 She's still all right.

01:29:40.000 Him say, Flying in, say, Brandon, you're a fine girl.

01:30:00.000 Alright, get the hell out.

01:30:01.000 I don't want Corona, dude.

01:30:03.000 I'm gonna hit you with the stick.

01:30:10.000 Peter Dutton says Milo did an AMA on poll today and said, Nick is a wonderful kid with a great future, but I know a homo when I see one.

01:30:19.000 Hey, it's me.

01:30:20.000 That's pretty rich.

01:30:22.000 Oh, is that you?

01:30:25.000 Loving the outfit.

01:30:26.000 Big improvement over the rainbow dress.

01:30:30.000 Thank you.

01:30:30.000 Did you make that design yourself, the new one?

01:30:33.000 No, this one was a.

01:30:35.000 Hey, look.

01:30:35.000 Look who it is.

01:30:37.000 Is that Shalit?

01:30:39.000 That's Shalit.

01:30:40.000 Did he get new hair?

01:30:41.000 Hey, why doesn't he come into Discord?

01:30:45.000 I don't know.

01:30:48.000 I don't know, anyway.

01:30:50.000 What do you mean?

01:30:51.000 Did you kick him out or something?

01:30:52.000 No.

01:30:56.000 I can't tell if you're being serious.

01:30:58.000 I didn't kick him out.

01:31:01.000 Why did you say it like that?

01:31:02.000 You're like, I don't know.

01:31:05.000 I don't know.

01:31:10.000 Let me cop some here.

01:31:11.000 I'll give you my cherries.

01:31:12.000 It's only fair you give me some apples now.

01:31:16.000 Alright, you can go in there and buy some.

01:31:20.000 I don't want your cherries.

01:31:21.000 I don't want them.

01:31:22.000 Come in here.

01:31:24.000 Come check out my Kathy Zhu den.

01:31:28.000 I don't know why.

01:31:28.000 It's very oriental.

01:31:29.000 I've been gifted all this stuff.

01:31:32.000 It's really, I don't know.

01:31:33.000 Like, my bed is very oriental.

01:31:35.000 I don't know if it actually is.

01:31:37.000 I get oriental.

01:31:40.000 I have my Zoom.

01:31:40.000 A lot of clutter here.

01:31:41.000 Yeah.

01:31:42.000 I have my trike though.

01:31:44.000 I like it.

01:31:46.000 I want my trike too.

01:31:49.000 Oh, you have, uh, wow, we have the same fish.

01:31:53.000 I want it.

01:31:54.000 I want that trike.

01:31:55.000 Look at Shallet.

01:31:56.000 He's humping.

01:32:00.000 Unbelievable.

01:32:01.000 Shallet.

01:32:11.000 I like the shirt too.

01:32:13.000 How do you import designs like that?

01:32:16.000 I don't know.

01:32:16.000 Shallon knows.

01:32:17.000 He had a Patrick Dacey sh.

01:32:19.000 Shut up, bitch.

01:32:21.000 Bruh.

01:32:24.000 I need that haircut.

01:32:25.000 That's closer to my haircut than what I have.

01:32:30.000 Which haircut pack is that?

01:32:32.000 Is that the 8?

01:32:34.000 Yeah, it's probably the special one.

01:32:36.000 The fade.

01:32:38.000 You have to buy the special ones.

01:32:40.000 This is my hair.

01:32:41.000 I don't.

01:32:43.000 Jaden, add me on the Switch friends.

01:32:47.000 Hmm, I don't know.

01:32:49.000 That sounds like it worked.

01:32:50.000 Let me in.

01:32:51.000 I want to come get cherries.

01:32:55.000 Luckily, I don't have cherries.

01:32:57.000 I thought you were just talking about cherries.

01:32:57.000 What?

01:32:59.000 Yo, did you notice my grasshopper head, Nick?

01:33:03.000 That's my art.

01:33:04.000 That's pretty cool, I guess.

01:33:04.000 Oh, I see.

01:33:10.000 And now you're trapped forever.

01:33:12.000 Get me out of here, bro.

01:33:14.000 You're trapped forever.

01:33:25.000 Hello, hello, nothing much.

01:33:31.000 I'm so glad I just thought I'd invade.

01:33:34.000 Yeah, what's up?

01:33:39.000 How do you import designs?

01:33:42.000 Um, it's a trade secret, but it's now I can.

01:33:52.000 You gotta have the Nintendo Switch app.

01:33:55.000 Keep that between us though, okay?

01:33:59.000 You were doing that to the beat of my music, shout.

01:34:02.000 Oh, really?

01:34:03.000 Alright.

01:34:09.000 You gotta have the Nintendo Switch app on your phone, then you gotta go to the main menu, like the title screen menu, and set up Nook app or something, and it'll sync.

01:34:25.000 Should have done that.

01:34:26.000 Hey, alright, so.

01:34:27.000 See, this is my museum on construction.

01:34:34.000 Yeah, yours is much further along than mine.

01:34:37.000 Well, probably by a day.

01:34:39.000 Like one whole day.

01:34:42.000 And then if you go over here.

01:34:44.000 If you go over here.

01:34:48.000 See, I just threw these villagers down, but this is my shop.

01:34:51.000 This is Duck's Cranney.

01:34:58.000 Other than that, not a whole lot going on.

01:35:05.000 What is this?

01:35:06.000 Oh, a bridge?

01:35:07.000 Yeah.

01:35:11.000 I need a bridge.

01:35:12.000 I'm so sick of the pole ball.

01:35:24.000 Man, I thought I was advanced with my ladder.

01:35:27.000 Nope, you're not cool.

01:35:35.000 Nick sounds unimpressed.

01:35:36.000 Are you unimpressed?

01:35:38.000 I'm impressed.

01:35:42.000 You didn't pick up all your weeds.

01:35:44.000 You said you picked all your weeds.

01:35:45.000 I just got the ladder today.

01:35:48.000 I haven't picked them today.

01:35:49.000 You said you had all of them picked.

01:35:51.000 I had them all picked yesterday on the part that I could access.

01:35:56.000 This is not all the way picked.

01:35:59.000 Fool.

01:36:00.000 I got the ladder today too, but I picked.

01:36:02.000 My weeds.

01:36:03.000 Oh, I've been building three houses, okay?

01:36:06.000 I don't want to hear it.

01:36:07.000 What do we have here?

01:36:09.000 Luckily, you can't access it.

01:36:09.000 Oh, no.

01:36:10.000 Oh, yeah, that's right.

01:36:11.000 Wait, you've been building three houses?

01:36:13.000 Yeah.

01:36:14.000 You got like villagers moving in?

01:36:17.000 You haven't even dug up all your fossils, picked all your weeds.

01:36:22.000 I've been busy.

01:36:23.000 You want to come to my village and see what a clean village looks like?

01:36:28.000 Let's see Cherry Town.

01:36:30.000 No.

01:36:31.000 Yeah, I want some cherry.

01:36:32.000 No.

01:36:33.000 It's immaculate.

01:36:35.000 Look.

01:36:36.000 I guess I have ought to.

01:36:37.000 Yeah, maybe you should get to picking.

01:36:40.000 Hey.

01:36:41.000 Hey, come pick some weeds for me.

01:36:44.000 I'm not picking your weeds.

01:36:46.000 Zane, why did this dude say?

01:36:48.000 Hey, how about you pick some fruit for me?

01:36:51.000 I'll pick some sort of racist Douglas or Hispanic to pick your fruit, mow your lawn.

01:37:03.000 Yeah, get over here.

01:37:08.000 Unbelievable.

01:37:14.000 Is my island nicer than yours?

01:37:16.000 Oh, I know.

01:37:19.000 Why are you so slow?

01:37:20.000 My character is so much more Chad than yours.

01:37:23.000 Because I'm not even.

01:37:24.000 I wasn't even running.

01:37:26.000 Oh, sure, sure.

01:37:27.000 Ah, I'm always on top.

01:37:30.000 One step ahead.

01:37:33.000 My face, though, does look pretty epic.

01:37:36.000 Yeah, your face looks awesome.

01:37:36.000 I don't get it.

01:37:40.000 You know, I mean, you look like.

01:37:42.000 You know, you look like a trans person, but that's.

01:37:45.000 On drugs, like that's why.

01:37:48.000 Because one of your eyes is kind of like sagging, so you look like Desmond is amazing when he was like on that stream and he was clearly drugged.

01:38:00.000 That's what I was going for.

01:38:01.000 It's the luck.

01:38:05.000 Yeah, let's go to my town, which is actually cool and not lame.

01:38:14.000 Got on board a westbound seven.

01:38:21.000 Nick announcing he bought a Switch was a step above soy posting.

01:38:25.000 Dan, how's that make you think?

01:38:29.000 I think I hate everyone.

01:38:31.000 Most of these people.

01:38:32.000 Your chat is so bad.

01:38:34.000 It is.

01:38:34.000 It really is.

01:38:36.000 E boy nationalist says hey.

01:38:39.000 Hey.

01:38:40.000 I muted like 15 people earlier.

01:38:43.000 Well, time to now.

01:38:44.000 We're cleverly trying to save the end.

01:38:53.000 Yeah, whenever you guys want to leave, you can.

01:38:55.000 Get the hell out now.

01:38:56.000 You should have never opened your borders.

01:38:59.000 Luckily, I can kick you out if I wanted to.

01:39:03.000 Gay pink hair guy?

01:39:05.000 What are you trying to look like?

01:39:07.000 Don't let these haters get you down.

01:39:13.000 Role playing Blair White and the crossing isn't cringe.

01:39:16.000 Thanks, buddy.

01:39:21.000 That's the goal.

01:39:25.000 Alright, did you leave?

01:39:27.000 Yeah, I'm on my way out.

01:39:29.000 I'm going to an abandoned island.

01:39:32.000 I think that's what I'm going to do.

01:39:36.000 You're going?

01:39:36.000 You gotta come to my house.

01:39:39.000 I have to go to yours.

01:39:42.000 We don't have anything going on.

01:39:45.000 Anything going on?

01:39:46.000 You have to see what a real island is.

01:39:48.000 I'm looking at it on stream.

01:39:50.000 That's literally.

01:39:52.000 That's not the same.

01:39:53.000 You gotta explore it.

01:39:56.000 Fine, whatever.

01:39:58.000 Fool.

01:39:59.000 I didn't know you could end sessions.

01:40:03.000 Yeah, get wrecked, loser.

01:40:05.000 It's a little buggy.

01:40:06.000 When we were on Beardson's Island with like seven people, we lost a ton of stuff in our inventory that we had picked up.

01:40:14.000 I had to pee again.

01:40:15.000 It might have just been because there were so many people, though.

01:40:19.000 Oh, I got to open my borders, don't I?

01:40:21.000 Yeah.

01:40:24.000 Open them up!

01:40:24.000 Sally says groovy tunes.

01:40:26.000 Thanks.

01:40:31.000 Open them up!

01:40:35.000 Hey, there's a GP live right now, Nick.

01:40:38.000 Somebody says, not gonna lie, should have made the boys buy VR.

01:40:42.000 You should have made us buy that.

01:40:45.000 What'd you say, Jaden?

01:40:46.000 There's a GP live right now.

01:40:49.000 If you get over under, correct, I'll visit your island.

01:40:55.000 Over under 10 viewers.

01:41:02.000 30.

01:41:04.000 Oh, guess I don't have to visit.

01:41:06.000 Bruh.

01:41:08.000 We're at 10 viewers.

01:41:10.000 Ah.

01:41:11.000 You have to visit.

01:41:12.000 Why are you being?

01:41:13.000 I'm visiting.

01:41:14.000 I was just joking.

01:41:17.000 You don't want to see my island because it's going to embarrass you.

01:41:22.000 Your house is better.

01:41:23.000 Yeah.

01:41:25.000 But you're going to come here only because my museum is going to be better.

01:41:30.000 I doubt that.

01:41:31.000 Even though you have a day on me, my island is cleaner, more put together.

01:41:37.000 I want to take care of it.

01:41:37.000 You don't have anything else to do.

01:41:39.000 You don't have anything else to do.

01:41:40.000 You know what you could do today at 4 a.m. when the day ends?

01:41:46.000 And the doom day begins for me.

01:41:49.000 You could skip ahead one hour.

01:41:52.000 I'll be here.

01:41:53.000 I'll be here.

01:41:53.000 I'm not skipping ahead an hour.

01:41:55.000 I don't do that.

01:41:57.000 I'm not like you.

01:42:01.000 Let's not start that again.

01:42:05.000 More brother wars.

01:42:07.000 Let's go.

01:42:08.000 Jaden, I thought you were mad the other day.

01:42:11.000 Jimbo, get to work right now.

01:42:13.000 You need to be making my noises.

01:42:16.000 My alert.

01:42:17.000 I already made you like three, bro.

01:42:19.000 Didn't you see your DMs?

01:42:20.000 No.

01:42:21.000 Did you make my Ninjet one?

01:42:23.000 Yeah, it takes two minutes.

01:42:24.000 Oh, I'm gonna.

01:42:25.000 I made two versions one with screaming and one without.

01:42:25.000 This is gonna be epic.

01:42:28.000 Chat, are you ready?

01:42:30.000 Are you ready, chat?

01:42:36.000 Nick, did you like my super chat I sent you?

01:42:42.000 Uh, the Apple super chat?

01:42:45.000 Yeah.

01:42:46.000 Yes, I saw the Apple super chat.

01:42:50.000 Just can't escape it.

01:42:54.000 Thoughts?

01:42:57.000 Well, thank you for the apples.

01:42:59.000 I gotta give you cherries when you come here.

01:43:02.000 Oh, yeah.

01:43:02.000 Don't mess up my stuff.

01:43:04.000 Do you have pears?

01:43:05.000 Oh, shit.

01:43:06.000 Whoops.

01:43:07.000 I do not have pears.

01:43:09.000 I've got some pears, man.

01:43:10.000 Bring me some.

01:43:11.000 Yeah, I got you.

01:43:12.000 I'm flying it right now.

01:43:14.000 The screaming is a little loud.

01:43:16.000 I don't know.

01:43:17.000 Yeah, there's two versions.

01:43:20.000 Chat, what do we do?

01:43:23.000 There's Jimbo.

01:43:25.000 Yo, I need medicine.

01:43:26.000 I like your maga.

01:43:27.000 You got stung.

01:43:28.000 Thank you.

01:43:30.000 Why didn't you like my clothes?

01:43:33.000 Yo, you want pears?

01:43:34.000 Your clothes are gay.

01:43:38.000 Yo, Shinisaba coming in with a Ninja Gini saying Gamer.

01:43:43.000 First shout out.

01:43:44.000 Thank you for the Ninja Gini, bro.

01:43:47.000 Canadian Groyper says tithings for my regrettable counter signaling.

01:43:51.000 Thanks for the cozy stream, King.

01:43:53.000 Oh, well, thanks for the Ninja Gini.

01:43:56.000 I like how first he tried to pretend he was kidding, and then he, you know, just gave up and was like, Here's money, I'm sorry.

01:44:04.000 No scream, no scream.

01:44:06.000 You gotta apologize to Beardson.

01:44:08.000 You didn't countersignal me, I don't think.

01:44:12.000 This guy was in your chat last night, Jade, and he was like, Beardson's not even funny.

01:44:17.000 I hate Beardson.

01:44:18.000 He was just getting real.

01:44:20.000 That little Bobby was doing the same thing to me.

01:44:23.000 In Beardson and Shalit's chat.

01:44:24.000 Shalit just let it happen.

01:44:26.000 Shalit's chat, he just lets everyone.

01:44:28.000 That guy's a boomer.

01:44:29.000 Hey, anything goes in my chat.

01:44:32.000 Which is basically just I mute people and then they go to Shalit's chat and shit.

01:44:36.000 Talk me and Shalit just goes, Yeah, that guy.

01:44:38.000 It's hard to disagree with him.

01:44:41.000 And then I'm like, Oh, yeah, thanks, Shalit.

01:44:43.000 We're such good friends.

01:44:46.000 The Canadian Groyper sounds like he should be apologizing in my chat.

01:44:51.000 Why is he giving you Ninjaginis?

01:44:53.000 He should be giving me Ninjaginis to apologize to my fellow chat.

01:44:58.000 But no one cared about Lil Bobby.

01:45:05.000 I stole from that guy from GW's Island.

01:45:08.000 So there's eight.

01:45:09.000 Pizza time says trading crypto and watching Nick very epic.

01:45:12.000 Yeah, sounds epic, bro.

01:45:18.000 Sounds awesome.

01:45:22.000 Oh, one pair?

01:45:23.000 That's eight.

01:45:25.000 Hey, where are my cherries, bro?

01:45:28.000 Uh, here.

01:45:31.000 Regrettably.

01:45:37.000 Oh!

01:45:38.000 Fuck you, Jimbo.

01:45:39.000 Oh, those are all the diamonds.

01:45:41.000 I gave, I'll split them all the time.

01:45:43.000 Maybe.

01:45:44.000 What do you have in your inventory?

01:45:45.000 Let's barter.

01:45:48.000 Give me the chairs.

01:45:49.000 What you got, Chef?

01:45:50.000 What you got?

01:45:51.000 What are we creating for these chairs?

01:45:56.000 I'll give you a dollar.

01:45:58.000 Yeah, aight.

01:46:01.000 A sand dollar?

01:46:05.000 Okay.

01:46:06.000 Let me hold a dollar.

01:46:09.000 Good doing business with you.

01:46:11.000 Alright, we'll do it.

01:46:15.000 Oh, Jaden on his way.

01:46:17.000 Please close the window.

01:46:18.000 What does that mean?

01:46:21.000 Oh, you just gotta put away your phone.

01:46:22.000 Ah.

01:46:24.000 Who else is coming?

01:46:26.000 Jaden.

01:46:28.000 Ah, Jaden.

01:46:34.000 Autistic retard steps out of the plane.

01:46:37.000 It's called Animal.

01:46:39.000 Imperial March playing.

01:46:47.000 Dirt, Dir.

01:47:16.000 I wish I could have a wheelchair in this game.

01:47:18.000 Hey, hey, I need a cane or something.

01:47:24.000 Hey, Canadian Groeper, thanks for not playing.

01:47:29.000 Yeah, I need some ramps or anything.

01:47:32.000 Hello.

01:47:33.000 Need to make accommodations.

01:47:35.000 Play that screen that you just saw me coming out.

01:47:38.000 That's Imperial.

01:47:42.000 Alright.

01:47:45.000 Well, yo, you got a black eye too, Jimbo?

01:47:48.000 Yeah, I got stung early.

01:47:49.000 Epic.

01:47:51.000 Is this the Mark or Gank?

01:47:57.000 I gotta leave a note here.

01:48:00.000 Hey, Nick.

01:48:01.000 Hey.

01:48:02.000 I'm adding you as best friends, okay?

01:48:06.000 I would not accept that.

01:48:08.000 Why?

01:48:09.000 I don't think that's gonna happen.

01:48:12.000 Why?

01:48:13.000 You're not gonna be using your shovel in this town, buddy.

01:48:17.000 Hey, thank you, Armenian Groeper.

01:48:23.000 Hey, Shalit.

01:48:25.000 What are you drawing?

01:48:27.000 I was gonna draw a.

01:48:31.000 Is that Quagmire on your shirt?

01:48:33.000 It is.

01:48:37.000 Someone says Nick has such a keynote music taste.

01:48:40.000 That is so true.

01:48:44.000 You live another day, chatter.

01:48:48.000 Yeah, for real, though.

01:48:55.000 I can't even pull out.

01:48:56.000 Oh, I can.

01:48:57.000 Okay, we're Nick's villagers.

01:48:58.000 I'm going to bash him with mine.

01:49:01.000 Don't bash the villager.

01:49:04.000 Poopers is glad you got a Switch.

01:49:06.000 Nintendo is chill.

01:49:07.000 Yeah, Nintendo is chill.

01:49:15.000 Giggity.

01:49:16.000 Giggity check.

01:49:17.000 Michael the Archangel.

01:49:19.000 Here's a whole diamond.

01:49:20.000 A whole diamond.

01:49:22.000 A whole dollar.

01:49:24.000 Bro, thank you so much.

01:49:37.000 I gotta plant more hair trees here.

01:49:43.000 Make it a paradise.

01:49:49.000 Everyone just likes that.

01:49:54.000 I just got that.

01:49:56.000 Paradise.

01:50:00.000 Thanks, Jumbo.

01:50:05.000 Alright, I'm gonna take all these flowers.

01:50:08.000 Hey, don't be taking my flowers!

01:50:11.000 It's fine dude, just let it happen.

01:50:14.000 Bruh!

01:50:15.000 Stop taking my flowers!

01:50:17.000 It's fine, just let it happen.

01:50:19.000 This fucking guy.

01:50:22.000 Dude, stop!

01:50:24.000 I'm gonna kick you out.

01:50:26.000 I'm leaving you the ugly yellow one.

01:50:28.000 I'm kicking you out, you're out of here, buddy.

01:50:30.000 No, I need to post a note first.

01:50:32.000 Let me post a note.

01:50:33.000 This is what happens when you don't let me be best friends with you.

01:50:42.000 You're a griefer, dude.

01:50:44.000 You're a fucking griefer.

01:50:45.000 I'm reporting you to Nintendo.

01:50:47.000 I'm not a griefer.

01:50:48.000 Look at my awesome passport.

01:50:50.000 How do we report him?

01:50:51.000 Let's see.

01:50:52.000 The phone?

01:50:53.000 Is there a way to report?

01:50:54.000 Oh, it's the minus button.

01:50:56.000 Oh, no.

01:50:57.000 Fuck off.

01:50:58.000 I'm giving you your flowers.

01:51:00.000 I'm literally reporting you.

01:51:02.000 Dude, I'm going to keep your flowers in.

01:51:05.000 Yeah, same.

01:51:06.000 Hateful slash bullying.

01:51:08.000 He's.

01:51:09.000 Dude, if I unironically get banned, I'm going to be so angry.

01:51:18.000 Yeah, you laugh.

01:51:19.000 Watch.

01:51:20.000 I'm gonna get banned from Animal Crossing.

01:51:23.000 And I'm gonna be pissed.

01:51:25.000 It's just a joke.

01:51:27.000 You're taking my flowers!

01:51:29.000 I will drop them off right now.

01:51:32.000 Put them back on the fucking.

01:51:35.000 You took the petals off the flower.

01:51:38.000 Put them back.

01:51:39.000 I didn't actually harvest them.

01:51:41.000 I just mean.

01:51:42.000 The threat of reporting is making him pissed.

01:51:45.000 I like the way they look.

01:51:47.000 They grow back tomorrow.

01:51:49.000 He's worried.

01:51:50.000 Do they actually?

01:51:51.000 Whoa!

01:51:53.000 You got the front of a mammoth in your house?

01:51:56.000 Pen status is Armenian.

01:51:58.000 Groyper is the best.

01:52:00.000 Where's the middle here?

01:52:01.000 I can't even find.

01:52:03.000 I like them a lot.

01:52:04.000 But the best?

01:52:06.000 Yo, what you got inside?

01:52:07.000 I'm at your house.

01:52:08.000 Where do I go from there to find the main land?

01:52:14.000 Dude, you can literally.

01:52:15.000 It's to the right.

01:52:16.000 It's a bit.

01:52:19.000 I found it.

01:52:21.000 Nick's house is actually pretty cool.

01:52:23.000 Yeah, it keeps sucking up to him.

01:52:26.000 Well, I'm just saying.

01:52:28.000 My house rules.

01:52:30.000 Maybe if you took the game seriously, yours would too.

01:52:34.000 But instead, you're just some tranny retard.

01:52:39.000 More facts.

01:52:41.000 Rust synergy?

01:52:42.000 Yeah, I'm raiding him.

01:52:45.000 C4 on your house.

01:52:47.000 Volatile raid, yeah.

01:52:50.000 Hey, Shalit!

01:52:51.000 Hey, Shallet, let us draw.

01:52:53.000 We're hitting you with our net.

01:52:55.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:52:56.000 I hear y'all.

01:52:57.000 Move, idiot.

01:52:58.000 I'm trying to draw here.

01:53:02.000 I'm pulling out the.

01:53:04.000 What can I hit him with?

01:53:05.000 Slingshot?

01:53:05.000 Yeah, no, I was trying to shoot.

01:53:08.000 What if I go down here and shoot?

01:53:12.000 Shallet, I'm gonna just spoil it and go look at your stream and see what you're drawing.

01:53:18.000 This is what you're taking all this time to do?

01:53:20.000 I can't get the mouth right.

01:53:24.000 What?

01:53:29.000 What?

01:53:29.000 How is that taking you this long?

01:53:31.000 Yeah, no thanks for the host, Kiz.

01:53:34.000 He's been on here the whole time.

01:53:39.000 Shalit, you really are simping for that e girl, aren't you?

01:53:43.000 What is this?

01:53:44.000 What are we talking about?

01:53:45.000 I just got the host.

01:53:46.000 Yeah, I know.

01:53:47.000 How dare you thank them for that?

01:53:49.000 No, no, he's.

01:53:50.000 No, I'm saying he.

01:53:51.000 She's like one of his top donators.

01:53:53.000 Oh, no.

01:53:55.000 Yeah, I'm simping.

01:53:56.000 What can we do with fish bait?

01:53:58.000 I have no idea.

01:53:59.000 Probably bait fish, so I'm not 100% sure.

01:54:01.000 It might be trapped already.

01:54:03.000 Yeah, that's right.

01:54:07.000 Armini Gwiper says, Hey, I'll take I like him a lot.

01:54:10.000 Thanks, King.

01:54:12.000 Yeah, no problem, buddy.

01:54:16.000 Shalit, give me a turn.

01:54:19.000 You need to learn patience, Jin.

01:54:25.000 You just drew a dick on my board.

01:54:28.000 No, I didn't.

01:54:29.000 One of you did.

01:54:31.000 Jimbo, I haven't been there.

01:54:33.000 You're not even friends with me, bro.

01:54:35.000 I wrote Oo Woo on yours.

01:54:39.000 Hello, Nick.

01:54:40.000 Jaden's not a real friend.

01:54:41.000 Don't even add me.

01:54:45.000 Let's take a picture.

01:54:49.000 Fishbait spawns a fish where you throw.

01:54:51.000 Hey, Jimbo, get over here.

01:54:52.000 We're taking a picture.

01:54:53.000 What?

01:54:53.000 Where are you?

01:54:54.000 Oh, okay.

01:54:54.000 Hey.

01:54:55.000 Thanks.

01:54:56.000 Jaden, turn around for a sec so we can take a picture.

01:54:58.000 Sorry, I'm drawing.

01:55:00.000 Dude, just for one second.

01:55:02.000 We're all here.

01:55:05.000 Alright.

01:55:06.000 Hold.

01:55:06.000 Get off your phone, Shalit.

01:55:08.000 We're taking a picture.

01:55:10.000 Picture, hold on, hold on.

01:55:12.000 Let me change my outfit.

01:55:16.000 Need you to be able to see the camera.

01:55:21.000 All righty, all right, we good?

01:55:24.000 I had to put on my outfit.

01:55:25.000 You gotta face forward, buddy.

01:55:27.000 Okay, oh wait, my eyes were closed.

01:55:29.000 Hang on, there we go.

01:55:33.000 Good job, everyone.

01:55:34.000 Wow, look at us.

01:55:38.000 I had to put on my Matthew McConaughey shirt.

01:55:43.000 Blink this way, man.

01:55:44.000 Armenian Droiper is cool.

01:55:46.000 Penn Status says, Does Armenian make the top 10?

01:55:49.000 Yeah, he does, sure.

01:55:51.000 Why not?

01:56:01.000 Wow, this is hard to do.

01:56:03.000 Just do it with your finger.

01:56:05.000 My finger?

01:56:06.000 Yeah, you can draw.

01:56:09.000 I am on a controller.

01:56:13.000 Oh, yeah.

01:56:13.000 Okay, well.

01:56:16.000 Hold on, hold on.

01:56:17.000 Chat, wait.

01:56:18.000 Chow, do you draw with your controller?

01:56:20.000 Oh, Baked Alaska, chat.

01:56:21.000 Yeah.

01:56:23.000 I've been drawing with my controller, so what?

01:56:29.000 Wow, that explains a lot.

01:56:37.000 Thanks for the follow, Nitro Dubs.

01:56:40.000 Nitro Dubs?

01:56:43.000 Like that.

01:56:45.000 Like that Sam Hyde skit?

01:56:47.000 Like that.

01:56:49.000 Just like it.

01:56:50.000 Oh, I need to go sell these seashells.

01:56:52.000 I recognize that.

01:56:54.000 Hello, Fwen.

01:56:55.000 Hello, Fwen.

01:57:01.000 Hello, Baked.

01:57:03.000 What are you drawing there, Jaden?

01:57:05.000 Shut up.

01:57:06.000 I'm drawing.

01:57:06.000 What is it?

01:57:08.000 I'm drawing.

01:57:10.000 Hey, let me see.

01:57:13.000 No.

01:57:14.000 I want to turn.

01:57:16.000 Damn it.

01:57:19.000 You, dude, look, you better go find something else, dude.

01:57:22.000 This is gonna take me a while.

01:57:24.000 Die, I'll be back.

01:57:32.000 There really are no weeds.

01:57:37.000 Oh!

01:57:38.000 It just like summons a fish, the fish bait.

01:57:41.000 It's not really necessary though, because there's always fish.

01:57:45.000 Right.

01:57:46.000 You just walk up and down the beach.

01:57:48.000 Plenty of fish in the sea, folks.

01:58:10.000 Alright, let's see.

01:58:14.000 This looks really good.

01:58:17.000 Yeah, it's coming along great.

01:58:21.000 You know, I want to point out ZoomerClips is in chat saying Yoba.

01:58:30.000 And I want to point out that ZoomerClips became a fan of my show because he first was a fan of Baked Alaska.

01:58:38.000 And I just want to point that out.

01:58:40.000 And I just want everybody to think about that.

01:58:44.000 Maybe just meditate on that for a second.

01:58:47.000 Oh no!

01:58:48.000 Damn it!

01:58:50.000 I missed that fish.

01:58:51.000 I was on like a 65 fish streak.

01:58:55.000 Kill streak.

01:58:56.000 And I wasn't paying attention.

01:58:58.000 Thank you for the diamond.

01:59:00.000 Now I'm fucked.

01:59:02.000 Look at this.

01:59:04.000 Castmaster.

01:59:05.000 I was at 67.

01:59:06.000 Terrible.

01:59:17.000 That was a Nova curse right there.

01:59:23.000 Nova curse.

01:59:26.000 Patman says, Amazing fish, bro.

01:59:28.000 Come on.

01:59:28.000 I don't know what that means.

01:59:40.000 How do you move the text around?

01:59:42.000 Is there a way to do it?

01:59:43.000 Uh, I was just using.

01:59:45.000 You can use the four after it.

01:59:47.000 Uh, thanks for the diamond.

01:59:48.000 What did you say?

01:59:49.000 You can put spaces before it.

01:59:51.000 No, I don't want to put spaces.

01:59:53.000 I want to move it around the car.

01:59:54.000 Okay, well, I mean, that would just let you push it left.

01:59:57.000 I don't know.

01:59:58.000 You know what I mean?

02:00:02.000 Yo, that helps.

02:00:03.000 Oh, wait.

02:00:04.000 I'm looking at your stream.

02:00:06.000 Can you put it like right and left buttons?

02:00:08.000 Or is that moving?

02:00:18.000 James frustrated.

02:00:27.000 Time to put on my Vegeta shirt.

02:00:33.000 Nick, you're gonna love this.

02:00:36.000 I'm drawing us a friendship card.

02:00:36.000 Why?

02:00:49.000 It's like I'm a preschooler.

02:00:52.000 I can't even draw, it's so difficult.

02:00:59.000 Ah, based in heaven in chat.

02:01:00.000 He's the one that gave us the ladder.

02:01:02.000 Thanks, man.

02:01:19.000 An ocarina?

02:01:20.000 Yeah, I'm playing music.

02:01:22.000 Wow.

02:01:30.000 Okay, I drew one.

02:01:32.000 Now I did it.

02:01:34.000 Ah, fuck, you're right.

02:01:35.000 I forgot though.

02:01:37.000 Can I edit it?

02:01:40.000 I don't know if I can edit it.

02:01:42.000 It's not worth it.

02:01:43.000 I can't edit it.

02:01:45.000 I don't think so.

02:01:46.000 I don't wanna.

02:01:51.000 Hello, Nick.

02:01:52.000 Hello, Shalit.

02:01:59.000 You like my music?

02:02:00.000 I can't even.

02:02:01.000 I have the game muted.

02:02:04.000 Ah.

02:02:08.000 Look at those two lovebirds in the background.

02:02:13.000 I'm gonna take a picture.

02:02:17.000 Now go back, Jimbo.

02:02:19.000 No.

02:02:20.000 I'm not gonna.

02:02:28.000 Yeah, keep doing that.

02:02:29.000 Yeah, maybe I will.

02:02:31.000 Great expectations.

02:02:34.000 I can add a frame and the date.

02:02:52.000 We're in cinema mode here.

02:02:55.000 This is hard, chat.

02:02:56.000 Oh!

02:03:00.000 Jimbo, look at my stream on that picture.

02:03:04.000 I like these Instagram filters here.

02:03:07.000 Damn it!

02:03:10.000 Why is this so hard?

02:03:17.000 Michael the Archangel says here's a couple of TP for your bung.

02:03:22.000 Okay.

02:03:22.000 Hey, thank you for that.

02:03:26.000 They're really killing it tonight.

02:03:29.000 Yeah, really knocking it out of the park here.

02:03:33.000 This is pretty cool.

02:03:35.000 Come see my new dinosaur exhibit, my new fossil exhibit.

02:03:41.000 Yeah, it's taking forever.

02:03:47.000 Oh, you can see up my shirt here.

02:03:52.000 Yeah, okay, fine.

02:03:57.000 Badass.

02:04:01.000 I'm about to become a.

02:04:07.000 Where'd y'all go?

02:04:09.000 I'm in Nick's house.

02:04:11.000 Oh, I'm gonna come take pictures in here.

02:04:24.000 Okay.

02:04:25.000 I'm gonna exit.

02:04:28.000 Let me get the exit.

02:04:31.000 How's it going?

02:04:35.000 Problem?

02:04:38.000 Yes.

02:04:39.000 Excuse me, I'm busy doing something.

02:04:42.000 Good night, kids.

02:04:44.000 Thanks for the host.

02:04:45.000 Alrighty.

02:04:48.000 I'm gonna get out of frame for this one.

02:04:59.000 You're humping the music to, or you're humping to the music.

02:05:04.000 I don't know that this is a serious chat.

02:05:11.000 Started off as a dumper, but it turned into a face.

02:05:18.000 I know.

02:05:28.000 Can you stop giggling?

02:05:34.000 I'm just the camera.

02:05:37.000 Alright, I'll stop.

02:05:43.000 Oh, I can move the position of the camera.

02:05:59.000 What is this for you?

02:06:21.000 Are you done drawing yet, Jaden?

02:06:26.000 I want to draw.

02:06:29.000 No.

02:06:32.000 Hmm.

02:06:36.000 Hey, what's up, dude?

02:06:38.000 What villages you got?

02:06:40.000 I'm taking pictures.

02:06:41.000 You know what?

02:06:45.000 I should just start over.

02:06:49.000 You're probably gonna have to after you get reported.

02:06:49.000 Yeah.

02:06:51.000 I'm gonna pop the baggie.

02:07:04.000 Penn Stateist says Milo in the referee position.

02:07:09.000 Does he pick top or bottom?

02:07:12.000 I don't know what.

02:07:14.000 I don't really understand the question.

02:07:16.000 I know what top and bottom refers to, but what does referee mean?

02:07:21.000 Refereeing for what?

02:07:29.000 I don't understand.

02:07:33.000 Baked Alaska says Nick just wants some Trump bucket.

02:07:36.000 on this plate.

02:07:39.000 Accurate.

02:07:47.000 Let's take a creep shot of Jayden right here.

02:08:18.000 Penn Statist says, for wrestling, you said you wrestled.

02:08:23.000 Okay, yeah, that doesn't actually clear anything up.

02:08:30.000 Some of these...

02:08:31.000 I just don't even I just don't even know where to begin.

02:08:36.000 Where do you begin?

02:08:39.000 Hey Jimbo come by the billboard thing.

02:08:43.000 Yeah, I need you to pose What if I don't want to?

02:08:52.000 Alright, Nick, I need you to come look at my bulletin board.

02:08:56.000 Alright.

02:08:57.000 Come to the other side.

02:09:02.000 I'd like to get a good reaction here.

02:09:05.000 Here we go.

02:09:08.000 I need you to be honest.

02:09:10.000 I spent a lot of time on this artwork.

02:09:16.000 No, go read the bulletin board.

02:09:20.000 Or come pose for the photo here.

02:09:26.000 Are you gonna go read?

02:09:33.000 If I saw you in real life, I would do this.

02:09:36.000 Freak!

02:09:37.000 Get him!

02:09:40.000 Based?

02:09:42.000 Alright, let's see.

02:09:44.000 No, no, no, no.

02:09:47.000 Dumb trick ass.

02:09:52.000 I like, uh.

02:09:54.000 I like his right arm there.

02:09:57.000 And I like the ass face and the haircut.

02:10:03.000 AFPAC, Nick.

02:10:05.000 Oh, thumb.

02:10:06.000 Oh, wow.

02:10:07.000 I like the thumb picture, yeah.

02:10:08.000 Thumbs.

02:10:08.000 Yeah, that's great.

02:10:14.000 I'm a pickle, ha ha ha ha.

02:10:17.000 That's from Shalit.

02:10:21.000 That's mine.

02:10:23.000 That's mine.

02:10:24.000 Just says hi.

02:10:26.000 Yeah, well, I'm deleting that.

02:10:28.000 Slander.

02:10:29.000 I'm reporting that one.

02:10:34.000 But dumptric ass, he can stay for sure.

02:10:39.000 Yo.

02:10:39.000 Oh, is Kensney in chat?

02:10:42.000 Let's go.

02:10:44.000 Hey!

02:10:45.000 That was actually a good picture!

02:10:47.000 That picture I spent so much time on of me and you.

02:10:50.000 You were the short little guy.

02:10:52.000 It kind of looked like you, even.

02:10:54.000 Wow.

02:10:55.000 Hey, thanks for the disrespect.

02:10:58.000 I invite you into my town.

02:11:00.000 That was actually good!

02:11:02.000 Do you know what?

02:11:03.000 That was next to the steps.

02:11:08.000 Remember?

02:11:10.000 That's in the Airbnb.

02:11:12.000 Oh, I thought that was, uh.

02:11:15.000 Oh, yeah, right, right.

02:11:17.000 Unbelievable.

02:11:22.000 Irish are people too?

02:11:23.000 Yeah, no, darn it.

02:11:23.000 That wasn't a great picture.

02:11:25.000 That picture was taken at like 4 a.m.

02:11:28.000 Oh, yeah, no, it was getting earlier than that.

02:11:34.000 Dude, I'm.

02:11:35.000 This is a little weird.

02:11:36.000 This is very intimate.

02:11:39.000 Hold on, hold on, hold on.

02:11:40.000 Get ready for a picture and I'll get it.

02:11:42.000 Yeah, I'm taking a picture too.

02:11:44.000 Alright.

02:11:46.000 Hold on.

02:11:47.000 Scoot towards me and you'll, like, jump up.

02:11:53.000 Wait, what?

02:12:02.000 Oh, you're too cool for the camera?

02:12:05.000 Yeah.

02:12:07.000 Let me add some black and white filter to it.

02:12:13.000 With the rain, it's very cool.

02:12:19.000 Oh, hold on.

02:12:20.000 Let me move the camera.

02:12:23.000 Get out of here, Jaden.

02:12:24.000 You look like a freak.

02:12:30.000 You're ruining our picture.

02:12:34.000 You're too ugly.

02:12:39.000 Thank you.

02:12:40.000 Alright, okay.

02:12:42.000 Go in the back.

02:12:43.000 Jimbo, can you get in front of Jaden?

02:12:44.000 Hold on.

02:12:45.000 I'm drawing.

02:12:46.000 Block Jaden.

02:12:47.000 He's making the camera ugly.

02:12:50.000 Alright, come get a pick.

02:12:54.000 Nice.

02:12:55.000 Nice.

02:13:01.000 That was a good one.

02:13:11.000 I thought I clicked over.

02:13:12.000 I thought I clicked over.

02:13:21.000 Come back on the bench.

02:13:26.000 Jimbo, come to the right.

02:13:28.000 Everyone, like.

02:13:36.000 I don't know why this is funny to me, but okay, okay, okay, I'm coming, I'm coming.

02:13:45.000 Whoa, Nick!

02:13:54.000 Nice.

02:13:55.000 There we go.

02:14:00.000 Hi.

02:14:01.000 How are you?

02:14:03.000 Look at the old, uh.

02:14:07.000 Look at the dramatic.

02:14:11.000 Wow, you're going black and white?

02:14:14.000 Yeah, it was.

02:14:16.000 Wow.

02:14:18.000 Cinematic black and white images.

02:14:20.000 Dude, this bitch frog, I hate her.

02:14:24.000 Imagine the stories you could tell in Animal Crossing.

02:14:27.000 Yeah, I know.

02:14:29.000 You guys want to do Animal Crossing roleplay videos?

02:14:32.000 Yes, like the Harry Potter.

02:14:34.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:14:38.000 On Gary's Mod?

02:14:39.000 Yeah.

02:14:41.000 Yeah, Nick, get in between me and Jimbo facing each other here.

02:14:46.000 It's perfect.

02:14:57.000 Yo!

02:15:00.000 I drew Pickle Jimbo.

02:15:01.000 Do y'all see the camera?

02:15:09.000 Why do you have a boxing ring?

02:15:09.000 Huh?

02:15:11.000 How do I.

02:15:15.000 So dumb you can't interact with this stuff.

02:15:17.000 I wanna get in here.

02:15:20.000 What?

02:15:21.000 I wanna get in the boxing ring and fight you.

02:15:24.000 Oh, you wanna fight me in Animal Crossing?

02:15:27.000 Yeah.

02:15:40.000 We're gonna fight in Smash?

02:15:41.000 Uh oh.

02:15:43.000 Yeah.

02:15:44.000 Right now?

02:15:46.000 Wanna?

02:15:48.000 You really wanna do that?

02:15:49.000 Yeah, I'll do it.

02:15:51.000 I'd watch that.

02:15:52.000 Uh oh.

02:15:54.000 What, you've been training all day?

02:15:56.000 Do you guys have Smash?

02:15:56.000 No.

02:15:58.000 I got Smash.

02:16:00.000 Actually, I don't know if it's downloaded.

02:16:02.000 Let's do four of us.

02:16:04.000 I'll have to see if it's downloaded.

02:16:07.000 I could 1v1 Jaden too.

02:16:09.000 I had to remove something.

02:16:11.000 Let's see.

02:16:13.000 I don't know.

02:16:16.000 I don't want to do that to you.

02:16:20.000 I know Nick's.

02:16:21.000 I haven't played since we.

02:16:23.000 Uh oh, the gamer doesn't sound very confident.

02:16:26.000 I'm just letting you know because I know you've been practicing.

02:16:29.000 I haven't been practicing at all.

02:16:32.000 You haven't played the game?

02:16:33.000 I've been playing Animal Crossing all day.

02:16:36.000 It's over and over now.

02:16:36.000 Oh, happy.

02:16:42.000 This game's even happening.

02:16:42.000 I'm not.

02:17:00.000 Everybody, go home.

02:17:01.000 Yeah, we're playing Smash.

02:17:06.000 And I won't come back.

02:17:08.000 I suck at Smash, but I'm a gamer.

02:17:10.000 Oh, I'm worse.

02:17:11.000 You can at least beat up on me.

02:17:14.000 Nah, Nick's terrible at video games.

02:17:17.000 I'm totally based in Smash.

02:17:17.000 It's fine.

02:17:20.000 Calm down, Nick.

02:17:20.000 Just kidding.

02:17:21.000 I'm just kidding.

02:17:25.000 Bruh.

02:17:26.000 Why is he gonna play outro animation?

02:17:35.000 Come on.

02:17:38.000 Jimbo's leaving.

02:17:40.000 I didn't even save, is that bad?

02:17:43.000 I just quit the game.

02:17:45.000 Gotta save, buddy!

02:17:46.000 Maybe you'll get a visit from Rossetti.

02:17:49.000 What does that mean?

02:17:51.000 He doesn't even know about Rossetti.

02:17:52.000 He doesn't even know.

02:17:55.000 I told you, I'm a new dude.

02:17:56.000 And Rossetti's not in this game, so you'll never know.

02:17:59.000 Well, I think he is.

02:18:00.000 I think he probably just quit the game.

02:18:02.000 I'm gonna go to the restroom, alright?

02:18:04.000 Sorry, Nick.

02:18:05.000 Bathroom check?

02:18:07.000 I'm gonna go potty, don't be bad.

02:18:10.000 Guys.

02:18:27.000 Yo, you ready to get smashed?

02:18:38.000 Yeah.

02:18:41.000 No.

02:18:48.000 Joe Blow says epic soundtrack.

02:18:57.000 Thanks.

02:18:58.000 I'm glad you enjoy.

02:18:59.000 Thanks for the diamond.

02:19:14.000 Ah, yeah, I don't have Smash downloaded.

02:19:19.000 Isn't it a big, small download?

02:19:21.000 I don't know.

02:19:22.000 It might be.

02:19:22.000 Is it?

02:19:23.000 Yeah, it's a big download.

02:19:25.000 Do you have the thing?

02:19:25.000 Wow.

02:19:29.000 DLCs?

02:19:30.000 No, I mean, do you have.

02:19:32.000 Cartridge?

02:19:33.000 Yeah.

02:19:34.000 No.

02:19:35.000 Yeah, then it took me like three hours to download.

02:19:38.000 Oh, yeah.

02:19:40.000 15 gigs.

02:19:40.000 15.

02:19:49.000 Oh, you know, are you all gonna do a one on one?

02:19:52.000 Are you gonna do threes?

02:19:54.000 I'll do a one on one with Jaden first, but we could do three if you want, shall we?

02:20:00.000 I'm game, I'm here.

02:20:08.000 I'll turn on the game volume, though.

02:20:20.000 I'm gonna plant some cherry trees like George Washington.

02:20:31.000 Thanks for the diamond, Joe Blue.

02:20:33.000 You made a troll for awesome design.

02:20:37.000 You can, uh.

02:20:39.000 It's at acpatterns.com.

02:20:41.000 You can upload images and then download them.

02:20:48.000 I need a bigger memory card so I can have all these games at once.

02:20:54.000 You're just too much of a gamer, Jimbo.

02:20:56.000 It's true, it's true.

02:21:01.000 25 hours?

02:21:02.000 Yeah, oh, okay.

02:21:03.000 No, it's going down.

02:21:04.000 How do you do an online game?

02:21:11.000 You're gonna have to join my battle arena for two hours.

02:21:16.000 Probably under online.

02:21:21.000 Oh, I need.

02:21:21.000 Nick needs to be like 25 years older.

02:21:24.000 Why?

02:21:27.000 Hold on.

02:21:28.000 I'm gonna have to send you guys the code here.

02:21:31.000 I'm gonna have to hide it.

02:21:33.000 Open treasure chest.

02:21:53.000 Alright, I'm gonna throw the number in.

02:21:56.000 The homies and ops.

02:22:00.000 Don't leak it, please.

02:22:02.000 Otherwise, we're gonna have a bunch of randoms in here.

02:22:04.000 Shout out.

02:22:06.000 Dude, no one's watching my stream, man.

02:22:10.000 Shut up.

02:22:11.000 Hide your fucking.

02:22:12.000 Just hide your stream.

02:22:12.000 I'm not even on the.

02:22:16.000 I'm still in Animal Crossing.

02:22:26.000 Almost an optical.

02:22:36.000 You've been waiting for this, bruh.

02:22:39.000 I expect if you've been waiting for this, when I beat the shit out of Nick and Ness, PK Fire!

02:22:44.000 PK Fire!

02:22:47.000 I expect big money.

02:22:49.000 Big money, big money.

02:22:54.000 Nick be like, PK Freeze!

02:22:58.000 That's not, no, that's Lucas.

02:23:01.000 That's Lucas.

02:23:02.000 You're having a tough time tonight.

02:23:03.000 PK Thunder!

02:23:05.000 PK Thunder!

02:23:07.000 I don't think you heard me.

02:23:07.000 You're having a hard time tonight.

02:23:11.000 Are you joining?

02:23:12.000 Yeah, I'm just trying to change my ending phrases.

02:23:17.000 Thanks for the follow.

02:23:21.000 Alright.

02:23:23.000 Request money!

02:23:24.000 Receive little money!

02:23:26.000 Dude, fuck off.

02:23:27.000 Dumb idiot.

02:23:28.000 Boofers says you get Pokemon?

02:23:30.000 No, but I may.

02:23:32.000 I may get Pokemon.

02:23:37.000 How do I play with you, Jaden?

02:23:40.000 Join the thingy, the thingy.

02:23:43.000 What do I have to press?

02:23:44.000 Not villager?

02:23:45.000 Hell no, not villager.

02:23:46.000 Go to online.

02:23:49.000 Okay, now you go to battle arenas.

02:23:56.000 Is that on there?

02:23:57.000 Play with friends?

02:24:00.000 Oh, here it is.

02:24:00.000 Co op?

02:24:02.000 Is that it?

02:24:04.000 No, not co op.

02:24:05.000 Online.

02:24:07.000 Yeah, within online.

02:24:10.000 I can't.

02:24:11.000 Is your screen up?

02:24:13.000 Play with other players.

02:24:14.000 Team up with someone here.

02:24:16.000 Oh, that's not it.

02:24:17.000 Go solo.

02:24:18.000 Okay.

02:24:23.000 Oh, man, you have no characters on the.

02:24:25.000 Yeah, I told you.

02:24:26.000 I haven't been playing solo.

02:24:30.000 I don't think this is right.

02:24:32.000 Yeah, I'm waiting for it to get there on your screen.

02:24:38.000 Oh, no, this isn't right.

02:24:39.000 Back out!

02:24:39.000 This isn't right.

02:24:46.000 Back all the way out.

02:24:49.000 Waiting.

02:24:57.000 Back out of the quick play.

02:25:00.000 Okay, now go battle arenas.

02:25:02.000 Go smash.

02:25:02.000 No, no, no.

02:25:03.000 Go smash.

02:25:04.000 And go battle arenas.

02:25:07.000 Where's that?

02:25:09.000 You click smash.

02:25:11.000 Twice or just one?

02:25:13.000 No, I'm just waiting.

02:25:18.000 Ah, no, no.

02:25:19.000 This is all wrong.

02:25:21.000 This is all wrong.

02:25:22.000 Okay.

02:25:23.000 Go to.

02:25:24.000 No, no, no.

02:25:25.000 Go back to online.

02:25:27.000 Go back to online.

02:25:30.000 Oh, online turning?

02:25:32.000 No!

02:25:36.000 Oh, there it is.

02:25:38.000 Got it.

02:25:44.000 This is all wrong.

02:25:46.000 Do you have an arena already?

02:25:48.000 Yes.

02:25:49.000 It's titled Jaden.

02:25:52.000 It's titled Vol.

02:25:53.000 Oh, yeah, no, it is Jaden.

02:25:54.000 Hosted by Volatile.

02:25:56.000 Three stock.

02:25:57.000 There's a time limit?

02:26:00.000 I mean, it doesn't matter.

02:26:02.000 What's the arena's password?

02:26:04.000 Wait, DM it to me.

02:26:07.000 I did.

02:26:07.000 It's on Discord.

02:26:10.000 No one is.

02:26:11.000 Yeah, it's in Homies and Up.

02:26:13.000 Homies and Up.

02:26:14.000 Oh, got it.

02:26:16.000 I think the time limit's required because I pick 1v1 and it puts it at 10 minutes.

02:26:21.000 Whatever.

02:26:21.000 Alright, let me see.

02:26:29.000 Alright, don't show it.

02:26:31.000 I'm not.

02:26:32.000 I'm not.

02:26:35.000 Sheesh.

02:26:40.000 Hi.

02:26:42.000 Yo, that looks sick, Shadow.

02:26:45.000 Okay, you're in.

02:26:46.000 My circle?

02:26:47.000 Yeah.

02:26:48.000 And whenever you're ready, hop into the team, dude.

02:26:51.000 That hoodie looks dull.

02:26:53.000 You're gonna have to pick your character, though, beforehand.

02:26:59.000 Down in the corner, the bottom right.

02:27:01.000 Right now you have more.

02:27:02.000 Yeah, I don't want to be lying.

02:27:09.000 Wait.

02:27:11.000 Thank you.

02:27:16.000 Alright, I'm in.

02:27:22.000 That's the only.

02:27:23.000 Alright, I mean, you have Ness.

02:27:25.000 You're gonna play this, right?

02:27:29.000 So.

02:27:33.000 Alright, man, here we go.

02:27:35.000 I'm extremely nervous because if I get beat by Nick and Smash, I'll never hear the end of it.

02:27:39.000 I will let you all know though, I am too- I'm not like you, if I beat you in Smash, it wouldn't be- well, I don't know if it wouldn't be a big deal, but you're the one that can't let- Thank you Arminians.

02:27:51.000 I haven't- I just haven't played Smash in so long is the problem, man.

02:28:00.000 I've never owned Smash, so I'm not really scared of it.

02:28:09.000 Like, this is already embarrassing.

02:28:11.000 We're both getting our grit, you know.

02:28:13.000 We're both getting our hands warmed up.

02:28:19.000 And I'm already getting raved by the PK fire.

02:28:22.000 This is so much fun.

02:28:23.000 This is so much fun!

02:28:36.000 How did they go?

02:28:38.000 You know, tell me about it, dude.

02:28:43.000 Bruh.

02:28:43.000 Get cut, you'll cut it.

02:28:56.000 Dude, yeah, let's spam that move if we want.

02:29:04.000 He dashed.

02:29:08.000 Okay.

02:29:09.000 This is embarrassing.

02:29:18.000 Yeah, I'll turn the game up after this.

02:29:36.000 Oh, okay.

02:29:38.000 I'm lagging bruh.

02:29:42.000 I'm lagging.

02:29:43.000 I'm 166 anyway, but I lagged him.

02:29:51.000 Yo, lag!

02:29:52.000 You shit, lag.

02:30:18.000 It's been a long time.

02:31:14.000 Hurrah!

02:31:21.000 Oh no!

02:31:34.000 I can't hit anything, this is embarrassing.

02:31:48.000 I'm done.

02:31:51.000 That was a poor showing.

02:32:00.000 GG.

02:32:01.000 No, not.

02:32:02.000 You're such a dick.

02:32:03.000 You're like, I suck at this game.

02:32:06.000 I suck all these fancy moves.

02:32:09.000 Whatever.

02:32:11.000 I'm literally running into PK Fire.

02:32:13.000 It's true.

02:32:15.000 Yeah, oh, you get attacked.

02:32:18.000 Whatever.

02:32:20.000 Alright, I'm switching up.

02:32:22.000 I'm going Bowser mode.

02:32:25.000 I'll switch it up as well.

02:32:32.000 I gotta get my lucky skin, too.

02:32:55.000 Retarded Mom says, say GG, Nick.

02:33:00.000 No.

02:33:02.000 I'm not saying GG.

02:33:09.000 I guess I'll play this.

02:33:11.000 Um.

02:33:13.000 I don't know.

02:33:13.000 This is gonna go poorly.

02:33:15.000 I don't know.

02:33:22.000 Oh.

02:33:22.000 We're waiting.

02:33:23.000 We're waiting on you.

02:33:24.000 Oh, do I gotta press it again?

02:33:36.000 Zoomer clips says I got next.

02:33:39.000 Oh, do you?

02:33:41.000 That's news to me.

02:33:51.000 I don't understand.

02:33:52.000 Beautiful.

02:34:37.000 Raw lagging too.

02:34:39.000 I'm lagging too Are you kidding me?

02:34:46.000 Raw yeah, okay, so you've gotten two kills so far when I'm literally lagging I'm lagging too Yeah, everyone bitches about Nintendo trash No, fuck this game man No,

02:35:17.000 I hope I wait All right, I am dead I can't get a break Damn all right.

02:35:42.000 Oh, you know what's gonna happen now, don't you?

02:35:44.000 I'm yep, I think so Oh, come on.

02:36:01.000 No!

02:36:02.000 Fuck off, bro.

02:36:05.000 Oh my gosh, this fucking noise.

02:36:09.000 Dude, I'm so dead.

02:36:12.000 I'm so dead.

02:36:13.000 Yeah!

02:36:15.000 Let's fucking go!

02:36:20.000 Oh my gosh.

02:36:22.000 It's okay, see?

02:36:23.000 One for one.

02:36:25.000 And I'm your friend.

02:36:27.000 Unlike you, I can GG, Nick.

02:36:37.000 GG, GG.

02:36:39.000 What happened?

02:36:40.000 There's lagging there.

02:36:44.000 See, you win one, I win one, everybody's happy.

02:36:48.000 No, we're playing, we'll play the best out of five or the best out of five.

02:36:54.000 Well, yeah.

02:36:55.000 Well, you just say, oh, it's 1 1.

02:36:57.000 Okay, it's over.

02:36:59.000 Yeah, it's over.

02:37:00.000 It's 1 1.

02:37:01.000 I'm satisfied.

02:37:02.000 I don't think so.

02:37:03.000 I don't know.

02:37:06.000 I'm satisfied with my win.

02:37:09.000 Let's play with Shallow.

02:37:11.000 No, we're playing best two out of three.

02:37:15.000 Why do you want to be like that?

02:37:15.000 Why?

02:37:17.000 Why don't you?

02:37:20.000 What?

02:37:21.000 Why don't you?

02:37:22.000 Because I won my game, and now I'm ready to move on.

02:37:26.000 No, I think no.

02:37:29.000 Best seven out of ten.

02:37:32.000 No.

02:37:34.000 Yeah, we're playing the best out of until I win.

02:37:37.000 I won, and now we're good.

02:37:39.000 Okay?

02:37:40.000 Now.

02:37:42.000 I'm satisfied now.

02:37:45.000 No.

02:37:46.000 And now we can play.

02:37:48.000 I am challenging you to a game.

02:37:51.000 What?

02:37:52.000 I'm challenging you to a game.

02:37:56.000 Alright.

02:37:58.000 Very well.

02:37:59.000 Who are you going to play as?

02:38:01.000 Bowser.

02:38:02.000 Alright.

02:38:05.000 Is he.

02:38:05.000 Wow.

02:38:06.000 Is he the Oregonian in your chat saying.

02:38:09.000 I want Jaden to win.

02:38:10.000 Okay, I see how it is.

02:38:13.000 Wait, did he?

02:38:14.000 He did.

02:38:16.000 Well, he's a real one.

02:38:17.000 Shout out to Izzy.

02:38:18.000 I'll remember that.

02:38:19.000 Shout out to Izzy.

02:38:24.000 It's Titan.

02:38:25.000 She can't leave on a tie.

02:38:26.000 Where's the competitor?

02:38:28.000 Black Swan says, say fuck you when you lose and a smug GG when you win.

02:38:37.000 Black Swan was sitting in his boxers with hiding in his girlfriend.

02:38:42.000 He was sitting next.

02:38:43.000 To them in his boxer.

02:38:44.000 Yeah, and it was awesome.

02:38:46.000 This guy, very strange.

02:38:50.000 Nitro dubs.

02:38:51.000 Says, Jaden just playing until Nick keeps lagging out.

02:38:55.000 Jaden is just waiting for another game where I lag out and he gets the easy kill three times.

02:39:02.000 Who are you playing as?

02:39:02.000 We all know.

02:39:08.000 Oh, you're playing as Cloud?

02:39:11.000 Okay.

02:39:13.000 I'm not good at Smash.

02:39:14.000 Jaden's like, I want to play.

02:39:15.000 I want to play on easy mode again.

02:39:18.000 You're playing as Bowser!

02:39:20.000 Yeah!

02:39:21.000 Extremely difficult to play as Bowser.

02:39:23.000 I would notice that.

02:39:26.000 None of the experts main as Bowser.

02:39:28.000 I would know.

02:39:30.000 Do they main as Cloud?

02:39:32.000 They do.

02:39:32.000 Yeah.

02:39:35.000 Do they?

02:39:36.000 Absolutely.

02:39:37.000 I'm lagging.

02:39:38.000 Nine out of ten experts.

02:39:39.000 I'm lagging too, so don't worry.

02:39:43.000 I'm lagging?

02:39:45.000 I'm not now.

02:39:46.000 Alright, just stay over there.

02:39:49.000 I lagged again.

02:39:50.000 Just stay over there, alright?

02:39:57.000 You're just hiding.

02:39:59.000 You're literally hiding from me.

02:40:00.000 I gotta play this smart.

02:40:08.000 Okay, epic song that rules.

02:40:11.000 Bruh!

02:40:17.000 Okay, do you see this, folks?

02:40:25.000 Yeah, you fucking move.

02:40:27.000 I'm gonna go back to that.

02:40:49.000 Thank God for that platform.

02:40:52.000 I'm just gonna hide under it.

02:40:57.000 Yeah!

02:40:58.000 Yeah!

02:41:01.000 It's because you're a heavy dude.

02:41:09.000 Now you're

02:41:55.000 just being gay.

02:41:58.000 Why is that?

02:42:08.000 No!

02:43:59.000 Congratulations.

02:44:00.000 You selected the gay sword player and you played the gay way so you could.

02:44:06.000 I won.

02:44:07.000 I hit under the platform and then I won the easy way.

02:44:11.000 Ego secured.

02:44:14.000 Yeah, congratulations.

02:44:18.000 You're not getting a GG from me.

02:44:19.000 That was not a good idea.

02:44:20.000 I see a little victory dance going on.

02:44:22.000 Yeah, I see a little victory dance.

02:44:24.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:44:31.000 GG, Nick.

02:44:32.000 Alright, now can we bring Shaladin now that you got your.

02:44:35.000 I played as Cloud and then I won by being gay.

02:44:38.000 Alright, can we play with Shaladin now?

02:44:40.000 Yeah, yeah, we can play.

02:44:43.000 Let's bring Shaladin.

02:44:44.000 Are you angry?

02:44:45.000 Somebody says, Jaden McCheat added again.

02:44:48.000 I'm not angry when I lose.

02:44:48.000 I'm not angry.

02:44:50.000 How am I cheating?

02:44:51.000 I don't get mad when I lose to cheaters.

02:44:53.000 If you beat me fairly, I'd be solving it.

02:44:55.000 How did I cheat?

02:44:56.000 You know how you cheat.

02:44:57.000 Everybody watched it.

02:44:59.000 Yo, everybody in chat, Jaden cheated.

02:45:01.000 Don't let him feel like he won, but I did.

02:45:04.000 Press C in chat if you think Jaden cheated.

02:45:07.000 We'll see what they say.

02:45:07.000 We'll see.

02:45:08.000 Well, you have the clout.

02:45:10.000 The tape speaks for itself.

02:45:12.000 You're absolutely right.

02:45:14.000 OICW God Hand, thank you for the diamond.

02:45:17.000 Yo, gamer?

02:45:18.000 Yeah, thank you.

02:45:19.000 I appreciate it.

02:45:20.000 Why won't you let me be great?

02:45:23.000 I'm seeing a lot of C's in chat.

02:45:25.000 They're pouring in.

02:45:27.000 C for cope.

02:45:28.000 C for cope.

02:45:29.000 Calls himself gamer of the movement, but he spams, shaking my head.

02:45:33.000 So true.

02:45:35.000 Black Lodge.

02:45:36.000 Jaden DDoSed Nick.

02:45:38.000 To win.

02:45:38.000 Yup, we all saw it.

02:45:42.000 The software flashed on the screen.

02:45:45.000 Jimbo, are you ex Jimbo?

02:45:47.000 Jaden DDoS, dude.

02:45:49.000 He wrote down my IP.

02:45:50.000 Have I watched?

02:45:51.000 He used lag.

02:45:54.000 You got the LOIC cannon fired up.

02:45:56.000 He says, I hate cloud.

02:45:58.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:45:58.000 Yeah.

02:46:01.000 Talk about cringe.

02:46:04.000 Alright, we are now able to play.

02:46:08.000 Alrighty.

02:46:09.000 I'm dragging my coin into the arena.

02:46:13.000 Nick literally just spammed down B.

02:46:15.000 Yes, very true.

02:46:16.000 That's not true.

02:46:17.000 I also spammed.

02:46:18.000 That's why I could hide.

02:46:19.000 I also spammed B.

02:46:21.000 I spammed A.

02:46:22.000 I spammed a range of attacks.

02:46:26.000 We knew that he was just going to keep butt bombing, so I'm like, okay, I'll just sit under this plap.

02:46:31.000 That's literally not true, though.

02:46:38.000 We are waiting on Jimbo.

02:46:39.000 Are you joining?

02:46:40.000 He can just change the camera.

02:46:41.000 No, he can't.

02:46:41.000 No, no.

02:46:42.000 It should be an hour.

02:46:44.000 Ugh.

02:46:47.000 Alright, well, now I gotta deal with two of them.

02:46:49.000 I already.

02:46:49.000 Hey, Nick, look at him up.

02:46:51.000 That's Shallet.

02:46:52.000 Hey, Nick.

02:46:54.000 That's Team.

02:46:55.000 Dude, that's not bad.

02:46:56.000 Dude, you're literally.

02:46:58.000 Do you hear this?

02:46:59.000 He's already pre programming so that when he loses, the gameplay hasn't even started.

02:47:05.000 He's accusing me and Shallet of collusion.

02:47:09.000 What is this game called?

02:47:10.000 Super Smash?

02:47:12.000 Yeah, why are you.

02:47:13.000 Do you have to change it?

02:47:14.000 I'm changing the cat.

02:47:15.000 Yeah, they got mad at me last time.

02:47:17.000 They don't talk to me, so.

02:47:20.000 Jaden, how long did it take you to get verified partner?

02:47:24.000 Uh, like a month or two.

02:47:27.000 I think like a month and a half, month.

02:47:29.000 Smash ball.

02:47:30.000 Smash ball.

02:47:34.000 I'm probably gonna reach global partner before you.

02:47:38.000 Yeah, brag about it, dude.

02:47:47.000 Except you've had you do far worse.

02:47:52.000 You know, are we snitching?

02:47:55.000 No, I'm just saying.

02:47:59.000 Somebody says cloud is huge try hard energy.

02:48:02.000 That's so true.

02:48:04.000 I was thinking the exact same thing.

02:48:05.000 It's only character.

02:48:06.000 How?

02:48:07.000 I was literally thinking.

02:48:09.000 I thought it and you said it.

02:48:25.000 Big Nibba says, Jaden crying after the win.

02:48:30.000 I'll remember this.

02:48:31.000 All these people who are in my chat, Jaden, we love you up until Nick's gone.

02:48:35.000 Jaden's got a list now.

02:48:37.000 My black book.

02:48:39.000 Big Mac Nationalist, he's always in there.

02:48:42.000 Big Nibba's always in there.

02:48:44.000 I'm taking a look at everyone in your chat, too.

02:48:47.000 The only people that will lose from this are the live chatters who countersignaled either one of us.

02:48:52.000 It's true.

02:48:54.000 Facts, facts.

02:48:56.000 Harris Walker in your chat.

02:48:58.000 Nick B. Likes loses.

02:48:59.000 I'll remember that.

02:49:00.000 I'll remember that.

02:49:02.000 Think about what you say here.

02:49:04.000 Think about what you said.

02:49:05.000 Yeah, think very carefully about what you want to do.

02:49:16.000 I think I want to switch it up.

02:49:17.000 Now that we're not playing Animal Crossing, the Yacht Rock isn't cutting.

02:49:21.000 We got to change it up.

02:49:24.000 Nick's got a little Rossetti logo there.

02:49:27.000 What?

02:49:29.000 You have the Mr. Rossetti logo on your little coin.

02:49:32.000 That is correct.

02:49:33.000 Are you guys ready to go?

02:49:35.000 You ready to go, Nick?

02:49:36.000 You ready to join?

02:49:37.000 I'm changing the music.

02:49:37.000 Let's go.

02:49:38.000 Let me just change it.

02:49:39.000 Why are you rushing me?

02:49:41.000 I'm ready to play again.

02:49:42.000 I'm amped up.

02:49:44.000 Let me just get some rap music on.

02:49:47.000 Didn't be like, I'm too scared to come under the platform.

02:49:49.000 No, I was just try harding.

02:49:51.000 You know, I had to get the win since there was only one game left.

02:49:54.000 This game, I'm gonna go balls of the wall.

02:49:56.000 Yeah, we all know you're gonna try really hard.

02:50:01.000 Me and Shalit are well aware of that.

02:50:03.000 I know.

02:50:04.000 Shalit, are you streaming right now, by the way?

02:50:06.000 Oh, yeah.

02:50:09.000 It's your bad chat.

02:50:12.000 We're not too loud.

02:50:13.000 Everybody betting lemons.

02:50:15.000 Yeah, bet.

02:50:16.000 Yeah, you'll get it back.

02:50:17.000 You'll get it back.

02:50:19.000 Yeah.

02:50:19.000 Right now, if I'm the under, yo J Mac, why are you attacking me?

02:50:32.000 I haven't even hit anybody.

02:50:37.000 Yeah, no, I'm lagging.

02:50:41.000 I'm lagging.

02:50:42.000 I'm betting on the wild card.

02:50:43.000 I haven't seen challenge.

02:50:45.000 Apparently, I didn't turn off items.

02:50:47.000 Okay, items rule.

02:50:53.000 Thank you, Jimbo.

02:50:56.000 Better not disappoint.

02:51:01.000 I'm terrible, Jimbo.

02:51:03.000 Oh, no.

02:51:08.000 Alright, the lag is bad.

02:51:15.000 You know, tell me that it's worse because there's three of them.

02:51:22.000 I think so, Jimbo.

02:51:23.000 Yeah, it's peer to peer, so.

02:51:30.000 How this sucks, I'm not different, unplayable.

02:51:43.000 Yo, lag.

02:51:44.000 Dude, can you get off my dick for five seconds, Talon?

02:51:54.000 Nah, it's a team game.

02:52:07.000 That's so funny.

02:52:09.000 I just watched you home in.

02:52:14.000 Naturally.

02:52:15.000 Fuck the stupid hideout bullshit.

02:52:24.000 Oh, that's so funny.

02:52:29.000 Oh.

02:52:35.000 Oh, man.

02:52:37.000 Yo, don't blast me for two seconds.

02:52:41.000 I need to do something really important.

02:52:45.000 Alright.

02:52:49.000 Dude, FUCK OFF!

02:53:10.000 My God, just runs off.

02:53:26.000 I'm made up in my mind.

02:53:41.000 He just jumps off the stage.

02:53:52.000 Don't be mad, Jaden.

02:53:54.000 We're just messing with you, buddy.

02:53:58.000 GG.

02:53:59.000 We'll have a fair match now, okay?

02:54:01.000 No, I need to turn off fucking items.

02:54:09.000 Somebody says they expect one of us in the wreckage.

02:54:14.000 Oh, you're dead.

02:54:17.000 It shall be like they expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.

02:54:22.000 GG, GG.

02:54:23.000 GG, GG.

02:54:25.000 You know what?

02:54:27.000 GG.

02:54:30.000 Oh, so now you say GG, huh?

02:54:39.000 Yes, correct.

02:54:40.000 Hey, Big Nibba, can you come speak in my chat, please?

02:54:45.000 Where's Big Nibba?

02:54:47.000 Oh, you're watching my chat.

02:54:49.000 Join Shallet.

02:54:53.000 I'm trying to see who I'm gonna.

02:54:55.000 Jaden's a good sport.

02:54:56.000 That's the thing.

02:54:57.000 As much as Jaden tries hard, he's a good sport.

02:55:01.000 How much do you want to bet he selected Cloud so that he can go off this time?

02:55:06.000 I'll show that.

02:55:07.000 No, I didn't even change my character.

02:55:09.000 I'll show that.

02:55:10.000 Hey, can someone.

02:55:11.000 I forgot I was the only one to say.

02:55:15.000 Never mind.

02:55:16.000 Yeah, I.

02:55:18.000 This time I'm gonna try hard and I'm gonna win.

02:55:21.000 And then I'll be the one laughing at them.

02:55:25.000 I'm so thrilled.

02:55:35.000 Yo!

02:55:36.000 Optics Respector with a Ninjat!

02:55:40.000 Thank you so much, big guy.

02:55:44.000 Optics Respector gave it to the Victor.

02:55:46.000 Thank you so much.

02:55:48.000 I appreciate it, brother.

02:55:52.000 We gotta play Warzone soon, for sure.

02:55:55.000 Were you playing Warzone?

02:55:57.000 I thought I saw you in.

02:55:58.000 With Patrick earlier.

02:56:01.000 But we gotta get that dub.

02:56:03.000 Actually, I'm.

02:56:06.000 Soon.

02:56:07.000 Thank you so much, buddy.

02:56:10.000 We gotta do this just for the lols.

02:56:14.000 Just for the lols.

02:56:17.000 What about the lols?

02:56:18.000 What are you being clouder?

02:56:21.000 Another swordster.

02:56:21.000 Oh, here we go.

02:56:23.000 No!

02:56:24.000 Banjoke is doing.

02:56:25.000 That's not why I chose that.

02:56:28.000 Look at who I am.

02:56:30.000 Who are you?

02:56:31.000 Me.

02:56:33.000 Me.

02:56:34.000 I don't get it, who are you?

02:56:36.000 You'll see.

02:56:38.000 Oh, is that Charlie Kirk?

02:56:57.000 Gay song check?

02:56:59.000 I need to change it, but I'm going to die for it.

02:57:25.000 Options respect, this is, I sent you my Activision on Twitter.

02:57:29.000 I will add you the next time I am online.

02:57:45.000 Rock.

02:57:58.000 Ow, Charlie's gonna do a 45 minute speech about you and say he was hitting me, Beating me up.

02:58:27.000 Guess I can't be sitting down there for...

02:59:03.000 lagging dude.

02:59:13.000 What's up, Mormon knicker?

02:59:21.000 Ooh.

02:59:22.000 Tell me about it, dude.

02:59:42.000 This game sucks online.

02:59:44.000 Yeah, Nintendo's gotta figure it out.

02:59:47.000 They just don't even care.

02:59:49.000 Yeah, they really don't.

02:59:51.000 Like the Animal Crossing entrance?

02:59:54.000 Dude, the Animal Crossing online is so fucking annoying.

03:00:09.000 Take me a minute to pay attention to she still.

03:00:18.000 Well, if I am in motion and people assume I'm like fighting, It's a psychological.

03:00:25.000 There is an advantage psychologically.

03:00:34.000 Whoa, Can you guys fight each other please?

03:00:53.000 No, like right now.

03:00:55.000 You have the most lives.

03:00:57.000 Yeah, that's why I need you to fight each other.

03:01:00.000 There, now we're all tied.

03:01:18.000 Why'd you turn off items?

03:01:19.000 I just yeah, I was just blocking out grenades I got the Kinsney follow of Be Alive.

03:01:40.000 The shallot salad moment.

03:01:41.000 I like that.

03:01:49.000 Oh, damn it.

03:01:56.000 Defeated by Charlie Kerr.

03:01:59.000 He even has a mole and everything.

03:02:03.000 And the bad haircut.

03:02:06.000 I'm pretty proud of that creation.

03:02:09.000 That was a GG.

03:02:10.000 Even though, you know, I was the technical winner because I got all the kills, but that was still a good thing.

03:02:22.000 Lee, I'm going to switch.

03:02:29.000 Yo, where's the invite?

03:02:32.000 Who's that?

03:02:35.000 Yo, boy.

03:02:36.000 Oh, no.

03:02:40.000 No.

03:02:46.000 Yeah, get the fuck out of here, dude.

03:02:48.000 This guy of all people.

03:02:52.000 Soon we're supposed to be like, I got next.

03:02:57.000 No, you don't.

03:03:01.000 Oh no.

03:03:03.000 Sorry, bro.

03:03:08.000 Sorry, bro, but we're not there yet, okay?

03:03:16.000 Black Swan, I got that.

03:03:22.000 You guys are cheating because you have more characters than me, so just keep that in mind.

03:03:26.000 I don't know how to play this character, but I'm gonna play it, just try it out.

03:03:31.000 I'm gonna be.

03:03:38.000 I'm playing as villager.

03:03:42.000 I probably need to be cheating, but I don't know how to play him.

03:03:52.000 I look like Nick's me.

03:03:59.000 I didn't even do all my chores.

03:04:00.000 I need to go back to Animal Crossing.

03:04:04.000 Because the day's gonna start, and like it, my day's gonna start here.

03:04:10.000 I'm gonna have to go back in time.

03:04:11.000 I'm gonna have to set it back two hours.

03:04:14.000 I'm gonna have to go back in time, Nick.

03:04:20.000 Yeah, maybe that's a good idea.

03:04:26.000 Go back to Symphony.

03:04:27.000 Is it 3 a.m. already?

03:04:29.000 Yeah, we need to get to work because it starts at 5.

03:04:32.000 Harris Walker.

03:04:33.000 Oh, Harris Walker's in here, huh?

03:04:35.000 Wow.

03:04:39.000 He's hearing his time out there.

03:04:41.000 He earned it.

03:04:43.000 Alright, are you hopping in here, Nick?

03:04:46.000 He asked me for it.

03:04:47.000 Oh, yeah.

03:04:50.000 Villager has a weird down B. I've never played him.

03:04:53.000 We'll figure it out.

03:04:55.000 Oh, that's the guy from Animal Crossing.

03:05:00.000 Hit A, Nicholas.

03:05:05.000 Oh.

03:05:15.000 Dumbass, you had enough, bro.

03:05:20.000 Hey guys, I'm in.

03:05:22.000 I'm playing Animal Crossing.

03:05:24.000 Hey, Patrick Case is celebrating a one-month subscription.

03:05:29.000 You have a slingshot moment?

03:05:36.000 Wow, Shalit playing Zero Sleep Samurai from.

03:05:40.000 You should have chose her.

03:05:42.000 Never mind.

03:05:44.000 Does she have an OnlyFan?

03:05:58.000 I'm dead.

03:05:59.000 I died.

03:06:00.000 I killed myself.

03:06:01.000 Drown up.

03:06:13.000 Oh, I knew that was coming.

03:06:14.000 Yo, thanks for the follow.

03:06:28.000 I am angry.

03:06:45.000 Nick's gonna land one of those.

03:06:47.000 I'll block it.

03:07:07.000 I'll be protected by these platforms.

03:07:13.000 Ha ha ha.

03:07:18.000 Okay.

03:07:19.000 What if I just walked off the edge?

03:07:21.000 Yeah, that's what I was doing.

03:07:26.000 Oh.

03:07:38.000 Oh, dude, stop punching.

03:07:54.000 Stop punching me and let me hit.

03:08:05.000 Stop hiding.

03:08:08.000 Everyone wants to hide.

03:08:10.000 Let me crash down upon.

03:08:15.000 See this cowardice I'm lagging.

03:08:32.000 Just keep punching and punching at her punching.

03:08:34.000 Look, he's winning man.

03:08:43.000 Look at fucking Groovy down there.

03:08:59.000 Alright, bitch, I've had enough of your shit.

03:09:08.000 He's gonna win

03:09:36.000 Don't the lag the fucking lag man Dude, this fucking e-girl, man.

03:09:49.000 My favorite.

03:09:55.000 Nice double team there, JMack.

03:09:58.000 Oh, JMack is fucking guy, dude.

03:10:01.000 Every time.

03:10:02.000 It wasn't a double team, it was just that I broke your shield.

03:10:04.000 I'm not talking to you.

03:10:06.000 I'm talking to this verified partner who comes in my chat every single day, and if the game's not exactly right, he bitches at me.

03:10:06.000 I'm not talking to you.

03:10:15.000 It's like, dude, go stream yourself or something.

03:10:18.000 Don't you have something better to do?

03:10:19.000 Ah, man.

03:10:21.000 Fucking annoying as shit.

03:10:23.000 What did that guy say in my chat that told you?

03:10:27.000 You always just stream other people's content.

03:10:30.000 Yeah, yeah, I forget what it was.

03:10:34.000 You just always stream other people's contents like, how about you fuck off and go make your own content?

03:10:39.000 You Make this dude down B.

03:11:02.000 Yeah, just figure that one out.

03:11:05.000 Hey, and up B. Up B is in my arsenal as well now.

03:11:17.000 That guy that just bitched at you is a verified partner with only 500 followers.

03:11:24.000 Watch watching my voice.

03:11:29.000 Oh no, they might take away my global part.

03:11:39.000 Can you blast him shallot?

03:11:41.000 That's what I was trying to do Whoa!

03:11:56.000 Oh no!

03:11:59.000 Snuck it in there.

03:12:02.000 Dude, I don't know how to play this fucking guy, man.

03:12:05.000 Heated Jaden?

03:12:06.000 Yeah, that really was.

03:12:07.000 Because it's the same thing every day with this fucking guy.

03:12:18.000 I am dead.

03:12:19.000 Cool.

03:12:20.000 Now!

03:12:21.000 Now I can ban him forever.

03:12:24.000 Goodbye.

03:12:24.000 It all makes sense now.

03:12:49.000 It all makes sense.

03:12:59.000 Everything makes sense.

03:13:08.000 His bio says he's autistic.

03:13:10.000 Well, I guess you can put me down.

03:13:13.000 I guess I'm being blasted.

03:13:16.000 Haha, Optic Respector says, Nick with the 170 IQ, pick one move and spam it.

03:13:22.000 I literally don't know how to play this game.

03:13:25.000 I don't know how to block.

03:13:27.000 I don't know how to dodge.

03:13:29.000 I only know how to do the B moves.

03:13:31.000 So I just make the most out of it.

03:13:34.000 You know, if I figure out how to use one, then I just do it.

03:13:38.000 Yo, you guys trying to hop back to Animal Crossing?

03:13:40.000 Um.

03:13:43.000 Well, I just got the chills.

03:13:47.000 I'm not.

03:13:49.000 Okay.

03:13:50.000 Do you want to play more Animal Crossing?

03:13:53.000 Oh, this is lagging, and I need to do my chores.

03:13:57.000 I need to do my chores.

03:13:59.000 Wanna play Warzone?

03:14:01.000 I need to do my chores!

03:14:02.000 You can do your chores after the stream.

03:14:07.000 But I can't, because the day starts at 4 o'clock.

03:14:13.000 Rewind your clock to where it should be.

03:14:16.000 So you're not.

03:14:17.000 That's only one hour.

03:14:18.000 That's only one hour back.

03:14:20.000 Correct.

03:14:20.000 It's only an hour and 45 minutes.

03:14:24.000 Which would then give us time.

03:14:26.000 I'm going to play an hour and 45 minutes of Warzone.

03:14:30.000 I probably won't even play that one.

03:14:36.000 Dude, we got to go back to the truck strat.

03:14:41.000 Alright, fine.

03:14:42.000 We can play some.

03:14:43.000 That is fine.

03:14:44.000 Whatever.

03:14:45.000 I'm glad you see it my way.

03:14:47.000 You know what's funny, Chad?

03:14:49.000 This guy only wants me to do this.

03:14:51.000 He only wants me to do this.

03:14:54.000 So, I only want you to do what?

03:14:56.000 You only want me to.

03:14:57.000 You're just trying to distract me so you can catch up.

03:15:02.000 I don't know how you could accuse me of something like that.

03:15:06.000 I don't need to catch up.

03:15:07.000 I've surpassed you.

03:15:08.000 I've paid my mortgage off.

03:15:11.000 And, I cleaned out all my weeds.

03:15:15.000 So, not the same.

03:15:19.000 Shit.

03:15:20.000 I'm gonna change my game so I don't get in trouble.

03:15:30.000 I was about to read Harris Walker's chat and you interrupted me.

03:15:33.000 I guess if it's.

03:15:35.000 If we play for too long, I guess I'll have to go back an extra hour.

03:15:41.000 We all know you're willing to do whatever it takes.

03:15:46.000 You're very familiar with changing.

03:15:48.000 It's just a joke.

03:15:50.000 Yeah, we all know how you operate.

03:15:53.000 You don't have to tell us.

03:15:54.000 It's no secret.

03:15:55.000 It's just a joke.

03:15:59.000 Is it though?

03:16:00.000 Is it Jaden?

03:16:01.000 Is it a joke?

03:16:06.000 What are we going to do with this kid, huh?

03:16:13.000 Huh, chat?

03:16:14.000 What are we going to do with Jaden?

03:16:16.000 Careful what you're saying, chat.

03:16:20.000 Jaden McCheese.

03:16:21.000 Oh, hang on.

03:16:22.000 My monitor's off.

03:16:25.000 My monitor, like, power cable is so jazzed up and, like, keeps falling out.

03:16:33.000 That's right, the good doc.

03:16:34.000 It's time to run to op.

03:16:37.000 Blank this man.

03:16:39.000 Blank him.

03:16:41.000 Run to op.

03:16:43.000 Alright, let me start up.

03:16:45.000 Harris Walker says, Friendly Ribbing.

03:16:48.000 Crying Wojak with mask on.

03:16:50.000 Yeah, yeah, Friendly Ribbing.

03:16:51.000 Alright.

03:16:52.000 Thanks for the diamond.

03:16:54.000 Booper says, Aryan Samus for the win.

03:16:57.000 Yeah, Aryan.

03:17:01.000 I better change my game so Daddy Spartan doesn't come yell at me.

03:17:07.000 Optics Respector says Jaden, the global partner of Mr. Rossetti.

03:17:12.000 You're going to have to deal with Mr. Rossetti when you log back on, that's for sure.

03:17:23.000 Let's get rid of the music.

03:17:25.000 There can be no music when we're playing Warzone.

03:17:26.000 Because we have to listen.

03:17:37.000 Big butter.

03:17:38.000 I like that sticker.

03:17:47.000 3 20 a.m.

03:17:49.000 Sure comes fast.

03:17:53.000 Why is my whole life of McCheese moments done for now?

03:17:57.000 I don't even know what that means.

03:17:59.000 What defines a McCheese moment?

03:18:02.000 And why is your whole life a McCheese moment?

03:18:05.000 I don't know.

03:18:07.000 I don't know.

03:18:10.000 Jaden McCheese moment.

03:18:13.000 Jaden McCheese moment.

03:18:14.000 So true.

03:18:17.000 I watched Patrick play VR chatter.

03:18:20.000 Yeah.

03:18:23.000 It made me want a VR set.

03:18:26.000 You can play it without it, I'm pretty sure.

03:18:28.000 Yeah, but I need a M.

03:18:32.000 It's definitely.

03:18:33.000 No way, dear.

03:18:34.000 It's fun.

03:18:36.000 Kinda sucks.

03:18:39.000 The place is good content, but like, not necessarily optical.

03:18:43.000 It's just like.

03:18:44.000 Imagine not McCheesin' with the home.

03:18:47.000 Yo, fax eBirds.

03:18:48.000 Thanks for the diamond.

03:18:50.000 Thanks for the follow, real king, bro.

03:18:55.000 Black Swan going to bed.

03:18:56.000 He says, Good night, kings.

03:18:58.000 Good night, buddy.

03:18:59.000 Good night.

03:19:00.000 I picture him in his robe that he was wearing.

03:19:03.000 Pack in his boxers.

03:19:05.000 Heading off with hiding in his GF.

03:19:10.000 Have fun.

03:19:11.000 Have fun, Black Swan.

03:19:13.000 Beards in the eye cracking up.

03:19:15.000 What the fuck is this guy doing?

03:19:19.000 Brutal neg.

03:19:22.000 Wild.

03:19:27.000 Black Swan says Jaden is so mad.

03:19:31.000 Fuck you.

03:19:31.000 Yeah.

03:19:32.000 Correct.

03:19:33.000 See?

03:19:33.000 I hate you.

03:19:35.000 Mad alert.

03:19:37.000 I hate you, Black Swan.

03:19:40.000 More like Gay Swan, am I right?

03:19:42.000 Brutal.

03:19:43.000 Ayo.

03:19:45.000 Jaden's a hater, man.

03:19:46.000 He gets mad, he hates.

03:19:50.000 Yeah.

03:19:51.000 Alright, so let's play a game now.

03:19:55.000 Global partner, over or under 13.

03:20:02.000 Black Swan says, I'm going to bully Jaden IRL.

03:20:06.000 He's got 13.

03:20:07.000 Good luck.

03:20:07.000 I saw you, IRL.

03:20:08.000 You aren't bullying anyone.

03:20:10.000 Ooh.

03:20:11.000 Hey, Global Partner, over or under 30?

03:20:16.000 13.

03:20:17.000 Nick?

03:20:18.000 5.

03:20:19.000 Nah, he's at 31.

03:20:21.000 Okay, wow, you tricked us.

03:20:21.000 Haha.

03:20:24.000 I just got owned.

03:20:26.000 Hey, Jimbo, they put Cosmic Bliss over me on the homepage.

03:20:26.000 Damn it.

03:20:31.000 That's disgusting.

03:20:33.000 I am so angry right now.

03:20:35.000 I mean, well, is that disgusting?

03:20:37.000 Can we say that's disgusting?

03:20:42.000 It's gross.

03:20:50.000 Hey, Jaden, how are you feeling?

03:20:51.000 How's your chest feeling?

03:20:53.000 Well, not going to lie.

03:20:55.000 It doesn't feel great, but we're tough and, you know, we're fighting through.

03:20:58.000 I forgot about that.

03:20:59.000 I told you to rest.

03:21:01.000 It's time.

03:21:03.000 Dude, look.

03:21:04.000 Dude, I keep hitting the wrong button.

03:21:07.000 Switch.

03:21:08.000 It's like 4 a.m., and you're like dying.

03:21:11.000 My chest.

03:21:11.000 No, look.

03:21:12.000 So I was fine, Nick.

03:21:13.000 My cough was gone.

03:21:15.000 I was walking back from the kitchen, and I had this.

03:21:17.000 I had costrochondritis last year where it just hits you.

03:21:22.000 It hurts to breathe.

03:21:24.000 It hurts to stand up, walk.

03:21:26.000 So I laid down for a few hours.

03:21:29.000 And you know, it still hurts to take deep breaths.

03:21:32.000 But we will go to the doctor and we'll be fine.

03:21:35.000 That's bad.

03:21:37.000 It hurts to walk.

03:21:40.000 Huh?

03:21:41.000 It hurts to walk around and stand up.

03:21:44.000 Well, it's like my chest.

03:21:46.000 It's like my sternum.

03:21:47.000 It hurts.

03:21:48.000 So I'm breathing?

03:21:50.000 Yeah.

03:21:53.000 Okay.

03:21:55.000 You're going to have to send it to me again.

03:21:56.000 I mixed up the buttons.

03:21:59.000 I got diamonds all on my wrist.

03:22:01.000 Thanks, Harris.

03:22:02.000 Can you invite me again?

03:22:03.000 I hit the wrong button because I've been playing Switch.

03:22:07.000 I keep, like, my whole.

03:22:09.000 It's not letting me invite you.

03:22:11.000 I'm totally confused because I'm used to the war buttons.

03:22:15.000 That's what I keep saying.

03:22:16.000 That's what I've said.

03:22:17.000 Yeah, I just did the same thing.

03:22:23.000 Unbelievable.

03:22:24.000 They've got to let you change that.

03:22:25.000 Let's see.

03:22:26.000 Change grip.

03:22:28.000 Order, no, they read backwards.

03:22:35.000 That's why the buttons are back.

03:22:37.000 I am so hungry, me too.

03:22:56.000 I'm gonna have to go to the doctor on Monday.

03:23:01.000 Optics Respector says, Castrochondritis or coronavirus?

03:23:07.000 It's a good question.

03:23:08.000 I think Jaden picked it up, I swear.

03:23:10.000 I think he's got it.

03:23:13.000 Nah.

03:23:20.000 Oh, shit.

03:23:21.000 GP, over, under.

03:23:23.000 20 viewers.

03:23:28.000 Sorry, it's 22.

03:23:29.000 You're wrong.

03:23:35.000 Yo, can I get a big sexy check?

03:23:39.000 Is she live?

03:23:41.000 No, video junkies.

03:23:43.000 Big senpai is.

03:23:45.000 Hey, Nick, guess what?

03:23:48.000 There's no difference between us that big of a difference.

03:23:51.000 Oh, there's a difference, but not that big of a difference.

03:23:53.000 Number two on DLive.

03:23:57.000 Wait, say that again?

03:23:59.000 I'm number two on DLive.

03:24:00.000 We're basically the same.

03:24:02.000 Oh, yeah, that's true.

03:24:06.000 I'm number two on DLive.

03:24:07.000 Number three is an E Girl.

03:24:10.000 Number four is Oddie, and number six is Shalit.

03:24:14.000 Yeah, Oddie is number.

03:24:18.000 Oh, he's five now.

03:24:22.000 Number six is Boomer Nation.

03:24:26.000 Oddie is dead to me.

03:24:31.000 I love Oddie.

03:24:37.000 I know.

03:24:38.000 Alright, what are we dropping?

03:24:40.000 Truck?

03:24:41.000 Alright, let's drop truck.

03:24:42.000 What truck are we dropping?

03:24:45.000 Truck.

03:24:45.000 Let's drop a truck in Helicon.

03:24:51.000 Guys, I'm gonna be real.

03:24:52.000 I just want to play Animal Crossing.

03:24:55.000 I'm gonna go play Planet Sonic.

03:24:56.000 Thank you, Harris Walker.

03:24:58.000 Alright, good time, guys.

03:25:01.000 See you, Jimbo.

03:25:02.000 You know, I don't know about you guys.

03:25:08.000 I think.

03:25:10.000 Hey, what up Flamingo?

03:25:12.000 How you doing big guy?

03:25:18.000 Ooh, thank you for the sub there, Mormon.

03:25:24.000 Ah!

03:25:34.000 Chopped in the midair.

03:25:34.000 One down.

03:25:39.000 Should I go in and finish him off?

03:25:41.000 I think I'll do it.

03:25:47.000 Very cool.

03:25:57.000 Oh, there he is.

03:26:01.000 Oh, shit!

03:26:04.000 I don't even care.

03:26:04.000 I'm gonna die, but fuck!

03:26:06.000 Are you kidding me, dude?

03:26:07.000 Alright, well, I killed that one guy.

03:26:10.000 Nah, I'm okay.

03:26:10.000 I'm fine if I die now.

03:26:12.000 I just want to finish the job.

03:26:14.000 I didn't even see he was getting revived.

03:26:16.000 I didn't even see the guy next to him.

03:26:19.000 I didn't even register to him.

03:26:21.000 Hey, gamer, you need a res?

03:26:25.000 You can practice your aim while you wait.

03:26:27.000 Talk to your enemy is an effective.

03:26:31.000 Okay.

03:26:33.000 I'm just glad I killed that guy.

03:26:35.000 That's all I wanted to do.

03:26:38.000 Yeah, where is the battle bus?

03:26:40.000 We need to get that guy out.

03:26:48.000 I should have remained in the chopper.

03:26:49.000 That was my mistake.

03:27:01.000 Yeah, yeah, all right Gamer Welcome back gamer good to be back gamer J Mac will you guide me as I land on this helicopter Yes, I don't get killed I will protect you.

03:27:20.000 I'm safe Okay, oh, whoa, we're getting shot by a guy.

03:27:27.000 Yeah, I just saw him This gentleman better watch out.

03:27:42.000 I believe in you.

03:27:43.000 You want to go secure that yellow checkpoint?

03:27:51.000 Yeah, I'll drop off and grab it.

03:27:53.000 The guy, like, on me, just leaving.

03:28:00.000 I'm more worried about the yellow checkpoint.

03:28:02.000 I'll mind the perimeter here, I'll watch out.

03:28:04.000 If you're a guy in the sky, I'll be able to tell you.

03:28:04.000 Alright.

03:28:09.000 Denny says, what's good?

03:28:11.000 Not much, buddy.

03:28:13.000 Just vibing.

03:28:13.000 What about you?

03:28:15.000 Just big chilling.

03:28:17.000 Got one.

03:28:18.000 There's no way, though.

03:28:24.000 Secure the package.

03:28:25.000 Yeah, we're getting it, baby.

03:28:27.000 That's fine.

03:28:28.000 Thanks, teammates.

03:28:29.000 I appreciate the help.

03:28:31.000 Rob, you're right.

03:28:32.000 I'm going to try and help.

03:28:37.000 I'm good in the house.

03:28:39.000 I'm ready.

03:28:41.000 Where is he?

03:28:42.000 Where is he?

03:28:43.000 Right next to me, I think.

03:28:45.000 On the other side of the wall.

03:28:49.000 Yeah, he's right by me.

03:28:50.000 Ah, shit.

03:28:52.000 Got him.

03:28:52.000 Hey, look at what happens.

03:28:53.000 We all work together.

03:28:57.000 You were just complaining about us.

03:28:58.000 Why don't you get shallot?

03:28:59.000 I gotta go get the chopper.

03:29:01.000 Okay, I've got you.

03:29:03.000 Gotta go get the chopper.

03:29:04.000 Shit, can I not get up there?

03:29:07.000 Dude, if I can't get up there, I'm like gonna end my own life.

03:29:12.000 There's an orange right there, Jaden.

03:29:17.000 Bruh, let me get up.

03:29:19.000 Dude, these people are so fucking stupid.

03:29:23.000 Alright, we're gonna have to get another helicopter to get that helicopter.

03:29:29.000 Is everyone okay with that?

03:29:31.000 Sounds like a plan, Stan.

03:29:33.000 Alright, hold on.

03:29:35.000 This guy thinks you are watching my stream.

03:29:39.000 In my chat, he is still so adding you.

03:29:42.000 Nick, can you unmute me?

03:29:44.000 Who's doing that?

03:29:46.000 Some fucking Billy Jinkum.

03:29:48.000 Oh no, that guy's cringe.

03:29:51.000 Yeah, dude.

03:29:52.000 But don't even mute him for five seconds, just ban him forever.

03:29:56.000 Fuck him, dude.

03:30:00.000 Ah, it just fell off.

03:30:01.000 Drive me up a wall.

03:30:03.000 Alright, I guess I'll have to settle for a truck.

03:30:05.000 Doesn't seem like it.

03:30:06.000 I know how to get it, I just fell off.

03:30:09.000 How do we get it?

03:30:12.000 Let me handle the logistics here.

03:30:15.000 Okay.

03:30:19.000 How about that rescue, though?

03:30:20.000 I just rescued everyone.

03:30:23.000 Yeah, thank God my teammates came back and helped me.

03:30:27.000 He's still and he's still salty.

03:30:29.000 I'm not saying thank God.

03:30:32.000 You still got something to say about it.

03:30:34.000 Hey, shall I expect a guy to come into your chat now?

03:30:38.000 New chatter.

03:30:39.000 New chatter.

03:30:41.000 I love him.

03:30:42.000 I came in and saved your life.

03:30:47.000 I said thank you.

03:30:49.000 Thanks.

03:30:50.000 Thanks, Nick.

03:30:52.000 You're welcome.

03:30:57.000 I said it already 15 times, I'll say it 15 times more.

03:31:00.000 There it is again.

03:31:01.000 There it is again.

03:31:04.000 How about just some gratitude for saving your life?

03:31:09.000 I'm not getting it.

03:31:10.000 See if you can park the chopper in the back of the.

03:31:12.000 We've tried.

03:31:13.000 Nah, culture.

03:31:18.000 Shall it doesn't mean you won't pull that counter signal?

03:31:22.000 Nope.

03:31:23.000 Let's move somewhere together as a fleet.

03:31:25.000 Because we're friends.

03:31:27.000 Racist Nick Celsius.

03:31:29.000 Don't be chills like Nicholas J. Francis.

03:31:31.000 That's true.

03:31:34.000 Alright, I'm on the ground.

03:31:36.000 I'll let you know if I see anything.

03:31:38.000 Alright, ground guy.

03:31:41.000 I'm in the air.

03:31:41.000 I'll let you know if you see anything.

03:31:44.000 Guy in the sky, let me know.

03:31:52.000 Shell, you can tag them if you see anybody.

03:31:59.000 Alright, thanks.

03:32:01.000 I will now.

03:32:02.000 You're welcome.

03:32:03.000 I will now.

03:32:03.000 It really is.

03:32:05.000 This chat really is the one.

03:32:12.000 Streamer on the homepage has donated 20k lemon to the e-girl on the homepage.

03:32:16.000 Guy, do you want to tag him?

03:32:19.000 He's under that wing.

03:32:22.000 Oh, and there's a couple other guys behind those walls.

03:32:26.000 Yeah, tag him.

03:32:27.000 I'm jumping in.

03:32:36.000 Hey!

03:32:36.000 What's going on over here?

03:32:45.000 Hey!

03:32:45.000 Got one, down one.

03:32:47.000 Nice.

03:32:50.000 Cracked one's shield.

03:32:52.000 Downed one.

03:32:53.000 I'm down, I'm down.

03:32:55.000 I'm down.

03:32:56.000 I killed another.

03:32:57.000 Drop out, drop out!

03:33:02.000 Oh!

03:33:04.000 Oh, shit.

03:33:06.000 Lemons could have gotten Simps aren't gonna get us.

03:33:09.000 I was getting lit up.

03:33:11.000 Hey, you want to kiss, dude?

03:33:11.000 Help me.

03:33:14.000 That's gay.

03:33:18.000 Get away from me.

03:33:19.000 Yo, he's right on me.

03:33:20.000 He's on me.

03:33:23.000 Yo, game.

03:33:26.000 Gamer.

03:33:30.000 Gamer?

03:33:31.000 I think so.

03:33:32.000 Are you in the gulag, shallot?

03:33:34.000 I am.

03:33:35.000 Ah, shit.

03:33:37.000 Ah, shit!

03:33:39.000 Are you okay, big guy?

03:33:40.000 Nah, just you ever seen that video of that boy?

03:33:43.000 Oh, shit.

03:33:45.000 That's how I was feeling.

03:33:49.000 Uh oh.

03:33:49.000 I'm hearing shots?

03:33:52.000 I'm on the.

03:33:54.000 Oh!

03:33:56.000 Man, alright, truck it is.

03:33:59.000 I didn't make it out of the ghoulay.

03:34:01.000 We only got half of the money.

03:34:04.000 We have enough money.

03:34:06.000 Oh, there's a thing right here.

03:34:07.000 Let's just pick him up right here.

03:34:12.000 Come on, right back it up.

03:34:14.000 Damn, you have so much money.

03:34:17.000 Yeah, I'm rich.

03:34:21.000 Do we need armor plates?

03:34:23.000 I think we do.

03:34:24.000 Ah, yeah, we should.

03:34:25.000 Here's two for someone.

03:34:28.000 I'll buy a fresh bundle.

03:34:30.000 Also, just in case I've had any moments like I've been having.

03:34:35.000 Oh, there's a boat I'll drop too.

03:34:36.000 I'll buy a UAV.

03:34:38.000 Yeah, we'll drive to that.

03:34:41.000 I'll meet y'all there.

03:34:42.000 Alright.

03:34:43.000 Alright.

03:34:45.000 Alright, y'all.

03:34:47.000 Alright, y'all.

03:34:48.000 Dead gummit.

03:34:51.000 Dead gummit?

03:34:53.000 In the truck.

03:34:55.000 We be whipping in the truck together.

03:34:57.000 That's two men in the truck.

03:35:01.000 I'm driving.

03:35:06.000 One of the shots inbound.

03:35:10.000 Get in.

03:35:11.000 Hold up.

03:35:13.000 Alright, yeah.

03:35:16.000 I'm upset.

03:35:18.000 Do you have any extra armor plates, Chief?

03:35:25.000 Yeah, I got some.

03:35:30.000 Did it stay on here?

03:35:32.000 Oh!

03:35:33.000 Nope.

03:35:34.000 Can you go back?

03:35:34.000 Hold up, Jaden.

03:35:39.000 Oh, shit!

03:35:45.000 Dude, you're oh my gosh ground guy.

03:35:48.000 Yeah, can you pick me up?

03:35:51.000 Oh, cool.

03:35:52.000 Yeah, well, that's gonna be hard to pick me up.

03:35:55.000 Great driving ground, guy.

03:35:57.000 What are you mean?

03:35:58.000 I got us out of there.

03:35:59.000 We had to go back.

03:36:01.000 Dude, you exposed us.

03:36:03.000 You can't, like, turn around because then the bed of the truck is exposed to the people shooting us.

03:36:11.000 You have to go back.

03:36:13.000 You have to go in reverse because if you go in reverse, then the armored front of the car is exposed.

03:36:19.000 And the bed of the truck is safe.

03:36:21.000 Look, I have plenty of money, okay?

03:36:22.000 If you ask politely, I'll get you back.

03:36:25.000 If you keep bitching, you're gonna sit in time.

03:36:27.000 I picked you up!

03:36:29.000 How many times did I pick you up?

03:36:29.000 Yes!

03:36:31.000 Like twice already?

03:36:33.000 Yes, and that's why I'm gonna pick you up.

03:36:36.000 I wasn't screaming at you when you were in the sky, nowhere to be found, okay?

03:36:41.000 I was there to be found.

03:36:42.000 I didn't.

03:36:43.000 I used my vehicle to save you, I didn't use my vehicle to kill you.

03:36:49.000 Alright, just calm down.

03:36:50.000 Okay, I will be tough.

03:36:53.000 I need you to ask you to just take it.

03:36:56.000 No, take it either.

03:36:59.000 Unbelievable.

03:37:00.000 You know, grab a Kool Aid jammer.

03:37:03.000 I wish I could right now.

03:37:05.000 Grab a Kool Aid jammer?

03:37:09.000 Nah, but I just don't want to get up and get one.

03:37:13.000 Dude, I hate the thermoscope.

03:37:16.000 You don't mind me to change it.

03:37:19.000 I keep forgetting to do the same.

03:37:22.000 Alright, can you tag it again, Nick?

03:37:28.000 I'm gonna risk my life and I'm just gonna run for it, right?

03:37:40.000 The middle of guys.

03:37:41.000 I'm just gonna go for it.

03:37:47.000 Yeah, that is a hot spot there.

03:37:54.000 Alright.

03:37:54.000 Can I get a thank you?

03:37:56.000 Thank you.

03:37:58.000 No problem, gamer.

03:37:58.000 You're welcome.

03:38:00.000 I'm glad I could get you back.

03:38:03.000 There's a guy over there.

03:38:05.000 I think you kind of bowed to me considering that you basically got me killed.

03:38:10.000 Nah, I'm debating.

03:38:11.000 But that's okay.

03:38:14.000 We have any loot in here?

03:38:17.000 I don't think it's.

03:38:17.000 I don't know.

03:38:18.000 No, there's some shitty guns upstairs.

03:38:26.000 Oh, great.

03:38:27.000 Now we're getting hunted.

03:38:31.000 Oh, man.

03:38:32.000 Alright, he's relatively close.

03:38:34.000 There are two bars on the threat level.

03:38:54.000 You gotta move, J Mac.

03:38:56.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:38:57.000 I'm just.

03:38:59.000 Headshots do more damage a lot, right?

03:39:01.000 Thanks for the great tip.

03:39:04.000 Alright, there's a guy right beside me.

03:39:05.000 Oh, there's a guy in the door.

03:39:07.000 I got one.

03:39:10.000 Yeah, in our house, dude.

03:39:13.000 Downed one.

03:39:14.000 Oh, there he is.

03:39:16.000 It's the guy that you got.

03:39:19.000 I downed the other guy.

03:39:20.000 I don't know if there's another or not.

03:39:23.000 Um.

03:39:24.000 Oh, shit!

03:39:24.000 He's down here!

03:39:25.000 I got him, too.

03:39:26.000 Ah!

03:39:29.000 Got him.

03:39:30.000 Was that a team wipe?

03:39:31.000 That was team wipe.

03:39:32.000 The one guy you wiped was the guy that I shot, or they must have rezzed him.

03:39:37.000 Alright, I'm getting rid of that thermal scoop.

03:39:39.000 Holy shit.

03:39:41.000 No kidding, dude.

03:39:42.000 Thermal sucks.

03:39:45.000 Alright, good work, fellas.

03:39:47.000 Good work.

03:39:48.000 Anybody have any extra plates?

03:39:51.000 Oh, yeah, I got.

03:39:53.000 Let's see.

03:39:54.000 Let me armor up.

03:39:55.000 I can give you some as well.

03:39:56.000 Alright.

03:39:57.000 Here's two.

03:39:58.000 I'll give you some.

03:39:59.000 There you go.

03:40:00.000 Thank you.

03:40:01.000 Thank you.

03:40:03.000 How many extra y'all got?

03:40:04.000 Alright.

03:40:05.000 Gas mask.

03:40:09.000 I was distracted because some guy was talking about banging his wife in chat, and I think I'm just gonna.

03:40:17.000 Yeah, you should.

03:40:18.000 He was like, oh, why did you delete that?

03:40:21.000 Virgins mad?

03:40:22.000 It's like, nah, it's just.

03:40:23.000 Nobody wants to hear about you banging your wife, bro.

03:40:29.000 Keep it to yourself.

03:40:30.000 This is an incel chat.

03:40:35.000 This is real life.

03:40:37.000 Everybody knows the incel gets the girl.

03:40:48.000 He's getting shot at from behind, so there's likely people.

03:40:56.000 Can you toss me some cash, Jaden?

03:40:58.000 So I can get a kill streak.

03:41:01.000 Alright, perfect.

03:41:04.000 Here, Nick, I'll give you a couple K in case I fall.

03:41:04.000 Thank you.

03:41:08.000 Thank you.

03:41:09.000 Give me a band.

03:41:09.000 Stempy's in chat.

03:41:10.000 Stempy says, Hi, Nick.

03:41:13.000 Hey.

03:41:16.000 Hey.

03:41:18.000 Alright, you guys ready to rock?

03:41:20.000 I'm ready to rock.

03:41:23.000 Let it rock.

03:41:26.000 You remember that song?

03:41:28.000 Dude, that was my jam.

03:41:29.000 When you said that on your show the other day.

03:41:32.000 You don't want to head up towards the north, Swarth?

03:41:34.000 That song rules.

03:41:36.000 Because when I arrive, I bring the fire.

03:41:43.000 I remember shooting hoops on the driveway song.

03:41:50.000 Oh.

03:41:51.000 The good old days.

03:41:59.000 Down one?

03:42:00.000 What a shot.

03:42:02.000 If you get an epic sniper shot, you have to yell game.

03:42:04.000 Oh, fuck.

03:42:06.000 This hasn't even been.

03:42:07.000 I'm getting hit from where we just came from.

03:42:10.000 Hey, you should have followed us.

03:42:11.000 Should have stuck with us.

03:42:13.000 What you're doing over there, big guy.

03:42:18.000 Yeah, Jay Mac.

03:42:19.000 Oh, I just got taken there.

03:42:23.000 Bruh.

03:42:24.000 Bruh.

03:42:25.000 Alright, tag the buy station.

03:42:27.000 We'll help you.

03:42:30.000 The closest one to y'all is there, but he came back.

03:42:34.000 He was on.

03:42:36.000 Near that blue marker.

03:42:38.000 Alright, there's gonna be guys coming at us, Jayden.

03:42:41.000 Yeah.

03:42:44.000 There's one team I downed over in that direction, too.

03:42:52.000 Um, okay.

03:42:53.000 Are they right there or are they far away?

03:42:54.000 There's just the one guy.

03:42:55.000 There's one guy.

03:42:57.000 I sniped him.

03:43:02.000 Oh shit!

03:43:04.000 I'm down.

03:43:05.000 What?

03:43:06.000 How is that possible?

03:43:07.000 Oh, you're self reviving.

03:43:10.000 What the fuck?

03:43:11.000 Where did that even come from?

03:43:13.000 The guy that killed Shalit?

03:43:16.000 He killed all of us.

03:43:17.000 I sniped him!

03:43:18.000 Dude, I broke his shields.

03:43:21.000 Yeah, I got up and was instantly dead.

03:43:26.000 Because when I. Shalit really screwed the pooch.

03:43:29.000 I'm blaming him.

03:43:33.000 Oh, you're falling.

03:43:35.000 Yep, yep, yep.

03:43:38.000 Getting pelted with rocks before it even starts.

03:43:41.000 What's next?

03:43:51.000 Nice!

03:43:53.000 Nice flick.

03:43:54.000 Nice work.

03:43:55.000 I forgot.

03:43:56.000 I didn't know you were a limboGroyper in chat.

03:43:58.000 Thanks for the diamond.

03:44:02.000 I'm going for the loadout drop.

03:44:06.000 Yeah, don't go for the revive.

03:44:08.000 Go for the loadout drop.

03:44:09.000 Oh, yeah, let me do that with all my cash.

03:44:12.000 Oh, I didn't.

03:44:13.000 I thought you had more cash.

03:44:20.000 Fine.

03:44:23.000 Yes, Sigarina.

03:44:24.000 That guy had a place.

03:44:25.000 Why I've killed this all?

03:44:38.000 I have one clip.

03:44:41.000 You gotta have that fully loaded perk, though.

03:44:43.000 Yeah, we need to remind.

03:44:45.000 After this game, let's fix that.

03:44:47.000 Alright.

03:44:50.000 Along with this shitty thermal stove that I don't want.

03:44:54.000 Can you do that?

03:44:56.000 If you have fully loaded, then you have a loadout drop and you have all your ammo.

03:45:00.000 Yeah.

03:45:01.000 I gotta get that.

03:45:05.000 I hear something has not been looted, and there's a buy station.

03:45:11.000 It's about to be over here.

03:45:12.000 Take another gas.

03:45:21.000 probably not where i want to be but fuck it dude and we're in the dark

03:45:51.000 Riding.

03:45:53.000 Ping.

03:45:54.000 Only whispering.

03:45:55.000 Ping. Ping.

03:45:58.000 Shh, dude.

03:46:00.000 They're going to hear you.

03:46:05.000 Ping.

03:46:25.000 Ping I'm not mad, but you're not consistent with mutes.

03:46:32.000 Come on, bros.

03:46:33.000 Why so selective?

03:46:37.000 And then you read his name King Hippo.

03:46:44.000 You gonna order some custom Joy Cons off Etsy?

03:46:47.000 Probably not.

03:46:49.000 Thanks for the diamond.

03:46:50.000 Nine enemies are still active.

03:46:51.000 Hunt them down.

03:46:56.000 Everyone shut the fuck up.

03:47:09.000 Four teams left.

03:47:16.000 What are you laughing about?

03:47:20.000 I can't tell you.

03:47:22.000 Chat's a nick.

03:47:23.000 Guys are buffing.

03:47:31.000 I'm trying to focus.

03:47:32.000 You guys are dicking around.

03:47:33.000 Shh, focus.

03:47:39.000 I have a gas mask.

03:47:40.000 I'm dead.

03:47:53.000 Oh shit.

03:47:58.000 Oh shit.

03:47:59.000 Pull up your heartbeat, bro.

03:48:02.000 There they are.

03:48:05.000 There they are.

03:48:06.000 Get them.

03:48:11.000 They don't expect me to just bust in there.

03:48:17.000 If I do it.

03:48:19.000 Yeah, you know where they are.

03:48:21.000 You can listen to that door.

03:48:23.000 They're on top.

03:48:24.000 One of them is.

03:48:24.000 On the roof.

03:48:29.000 Do they have gas masks?

03:48:30.000 I'm fucked.

03:48:40.000 Nice.

03:48:53.000 Give it to me the fuck Oh no.

03:49:07.000 I think he's on.

03:49:12.000 Awwww.

03:49:13.000 Pussies, man.

03:49:14.000 Fucking pussies.

03:49:15.000 What?

03:49:18.000 Damn, dude.

03:49:19.000 There was a guy on the roof, and those two guys were on the same team.

03:49:22.000 Only I could have grabbed that gas mask.

03:49:24.000 You did good.

03:49:25.000 That was a good run.

03:49:26.000 I don't know.

03:49:27.000 It wasn't working.

03:49:28.000 That was a good run.

03:49:32.000 I'm angry.

03:49:33.000 Thanks for carrying us, Jade.

03:49:35.000 Thank you, Jaden.

03:49:37.000 I didn't do that.

03:49:38.000 I mean, I guess you could have done this if I didn't save him twice.

03:49:43.000 Yeah, exactly.

03:49:44.000 I'm over here saying it's a team effort, Nick.

03:49:47.000 I carry Jaden.

03:49:48.000 I open up.

03:49:49.000 It's a team effort.

03:49:50.000 The spin, the spin this kid puts on it, I've never seen.

03:49:53.000 I literally said it was a team effort.

03:49:56.000 Jallett said Jaden carried.

03:49:58.000 And I just simply corrected him and said that we all are carrying each other.

03:50:02.000 You know, maybe Jaden carried the rest of us, but I mean, I definitely carry Jaden.

03:50:10.000 Let's edit our loadout.

03:50:12.000 Let me defuse the situation.

03:50:15.000 This challenge is going to defuse.

03:50:19.000 Thanks for diffusing, buddy.

03:50:21.000 Thank you for diffusing.

03:50:22.000 All right, look, I'm not going to say I carried less, but I did diffuse.

03:50:29.000 All right.

03:50:30.000 What is it that you get the loadout?

03:50:33.000 Look, you can get out here, Nick.

03:50:34.000 Maybe you should tune up.

03:50:36.000 You reduce survive time by 25%.

03:50:40.000 Which one is that?

03:50:42.000 Tune up.

03:50:49.000 What's the ammo one?

03:50:51.000 It's when you click the gun and the gunsmith and go to the perk in the bottom right.

03:50:56.000 You want to get the fully loaded.

03:50:59.000 Fully loaded.

03:51:00.000 Okay, I was asking for the name of it.

03:51:02.000 That is what I was looking for.

03:51:05.000 Where is it?

03:51:05.000 Is it blue, red, or yellow?

03:51:07.000 Why am I not seeing it?

03:51:11.000 It's on the gun.

03:51:15.000 Oh!

03:51:17.000 Got it.

03:51:19.000 What do you run for perk three, shall we?

03:51:23.000 I've been running amped.

03:51:27.000 Which is what exactly?

03:51:28.000 It's just a faster weapon swap.

03:51:30.000 Oh, yeah, because I have overkill on.

03:51:34.000 Yeah, so do I, but it doesn't take that.

03:51:37.000 That doesn't impede you?

03:51:39.000 That's a good point.

03:51:43.000 I don't know if I should do faster revive or if I should try this tracker where you see enemy foot trail.

03:51:49.000 I'm gonna try out the spotter.

03:51:53.000 But then again, I don't really come across those.

03:51:55.000 Yeah, I don't get blown up by shit very often.

03:51:57.000 Yeah.

03:51:58.000 I'm doing tracker.

03:51:59.000 Tracker on.

03:51:59.000 Fuck it.

03:52:01.000 Heartbeat sensor sucks.

03:52:04.000 But we're gonna rock with it.

03:52:06.000 Yeah, I've been running that too.

03:52:08.000 A lot of people don't, for whatever reason, put on cold blooded.

03:52:12.000 I don't know.

03:52:15.000 Regular scope.

03:52:18.000 Let's see.

03:52:26.000 Hmm, what else should we run here?

03:52:37.000 Zoomer clips be like, yo, I'm playing.

03:52:40.000 Maybe cold blooded.

03:52:42.000 No, cold blooded is good.

03:52:43.000 You should have that on.

03:52:45.000 This guy just can't.

03:52:48.000 He just can't get it out of his own way.

03:52:52.000 Going in the offender.

03:52:53.000 I never said anything more offensive than the average chat.

03:52:57.000 Honestly, do what you want.

03:52:58.000 I don't give a fuck.

03:53:00.000 All right, I'm going to give you another mute.

03:53:02.000 Why is everyone.

03:53:03.000 Oh, Jaden.

03:53:06.000 No.

03:53:07.000 Now I got to do it again.

03:53:11.000 Alright, yeah.

03:53:11.000 It's just like, don't be a fucking baby.

03:53:14.000 I don't get it.

03:53:15.000 What's so complicated here?

03:53:17.000 So, what?

03:53:17.000 I came here and was talking about blasting my wife.

03:53:21.000 Who the fuck cares?

03:53:22.000 Oh, you're having a gaming stream with teenagers and young adults?

03:53:27.000 I'm just bragging about fucking.

03:53:29.000 What's wrong with that?

03:53:31.000 God, you stupid virgin.

03:53:34.000 And he just won't let it go.

03:53:35.000 Just let it go, come back, chill out.

03:53:38.000 We're just going to keep getting muted until you figure it out.

03:53:42.000 I'm surprised you've given him this much leeway.

03:53:48.000 He should be happy.

03:53:49.000 You should be.

03:53:51.000 This is.

03:53:52.000 Usually you're done.

03:53:53.000 I was on mute.

03:53:57.000 I was saying a lot of people just be better off not talking.

03:54:01.000 It's true.

03:54:04.000 Just don't say anything.

03:54:11.000 Are you guys ready to go almost?

03:54:15.000 Yeah, I think I'm ready to go.

03:54:17.000 I guess.

03:54:18.000 We'll try it.

03:54:19.000 I'm ready to rock and roll, baby.

03:54:22.000 Hey, let's go, dead gummy.

03:54:24.000 My host?

03:54:25.000 No, no, no, no.

03:54:26.000 I get it.

03:54:27.000 Hi, host.

03:54:28.000 Hey.

03:54:34.000 Oh, retarded mom is in here?

03:54:36.000 Yeah, you're getting a timeout from what you were saying yesterday.

03:54:40.000 I'm glad you came in here.

03:54:42.000 I'm so glad you arrived.

03:54:45.000 Exposing yourself.

03:54:46.000 So that I could punish you, yeah.

03:54:51.000 Nick, will you ever play Smash on stream?

03:54:54.000 No, never.

03:55:00.000 Not me.

03:55:01.000 No shit.

03:55:02.000 You'll never catch me playing Smash.

03:55:05.000 Oh, man.

03:55:13.000 Dude, I was right.

03:55:15.000 I called it, Shalit.

03:55:16.000 I opened the stream, and this fucking Billy guy.

03:55:20.000 Yeah, I know.

03:55:20.000 I just had myself on mute.

03:55:23.000 That's so fucking funny.

03:55:26.000 Pray Shallow gets the dub, not so much those other geeks.

03:55:30.000 It's a trickle down economy.

03:55:35.000 Guess you'll be the only one getting my lemons now.

03:55:39.000 They get so mad.

03:55:41.000 It's like, dude, let's be honest.

03:55:43.000 You weren't giving me lemons anyway.

03:55:45.000 Let me go look.

03:55:47.000 You have 98 cents in your account.

03:55:51.000 And I'm looking at all your transactions.

03:55:53.000 You've never given anything other than a sub, ever.

03:55:59.000 Darn!

03:55:59.000 98.

03:56:04.000 I can't believe.

03:56:06.000 What's up, Rock?

03:56:13.000 Shalit!

03:56:15.000 Take my 98 lemons.

03:56:17.000 This is all for you, buddy.

03:56:22.000 I hope that I bait him into giving Shalit.

03:56:27.000 Cause that's what friends are for.

03:56:30.000 Owned!

03:56:32.000 Oh no, you gave my friend money?

03:56:33.000 Got me.

03:56:34.000 Yo, Sharia LaBeouf!

03:56:36.000 Coming in, subscribing.

03:56:38.000 What's up, Sharia?

03:56:40.000 Thank you.

03:56:42.000 He's gonna donate 100 bucks to own me?

03:56:44.000 Well, then Shalit hopefully will split it with me.

03:56:49.000 I did give him that Ninja Genie one time, and I'm not.

03:56:54.000 Wait.

03:56:54.000 That was the biggest mistake of my life ever.

03:56:57.000 I think about it.

03:56:57.000 It is.

03:56:58.000 Like, I wake up from nightmares.

03:57:00.000 Thankfully, we have you, huh?

03:57:05.000 I think we played for that Ninjagini.

03:57:07.000 I think we played Call of Duty for that or something.

03:57:10.000 Yeah, that's true.

03:57:12.000 But I was lagging.

03:57:13.000 I've seen people in my house.

03:57:18.000 Unbelievable.

03:57:19.000 Inspector Jaden leaves no stone unturned.

03:57:22.000 It's true.

03:57:22.000 I'm going to check your account.

03:57:24.000 You're over here talking like you're big on the ground.

03:57:27.000 Talking like you're big money wagey.

03:57:29.000 I check your account and you know can't even buy a gumball.

03:57:35.000 Yeah, you can buy a gumball.

03:57:39.000 I know, but I can okay a candy bar.

03:57:41.000 You can buy three gumballs.

03:57:43.000 Candy bar.

03:57:46.000 You can only buy the gumballs if it's a quarter though.

03:57:53.000 You have like two nickels and that's what they cost.

03:57:56.000 I'm saying if you had like two dimes and a nickel, you couldn't even.

03:58:01.000 He had nine dimes.

03:58:03.000 Yeah.

03:58:04.000 Three pennies.

03:58:07.000 EV out of what?

03:58:11.000 I killed one guy.

03:58:12.000 I got a.

03:58:13.000 You remember when they used to have gumball machines everywhere?

03:58:16.000 The mall.

03:58:17.000 Now they don't have it.

03:58:19.000 Big snacks, man.

03:58:33.000 Yeah, you know.

03:58:36.000 Did you see what the guy was talking about, Clean?

03:58:42.000 They replaced the gumball machines with that, uh.

03:58:46.000 This gumball computer stuff.

03:58:49.000 Unbelievable.

03:58:50.000 What?

03:58:51.000 Did you see what the guy said after his timeout?

03:58:54.000 Now what?

03:58:56.000 That's fine.

03:58:56.000 God will judge you.

03:58:58.000 Phantoms are good.

03:58:58.000 Oh, yeah.

03:59:01.000 Yes.

03:59:02.000 Just send him over to my chat.

03:59:04.000 To Shal, let's you go.

03:59:06.000 I'm gonna die.

03:59:09.000 That guy gave you much money because if not, I'm not gonna stay in my chat.

03:59:13.000 Yo, did you see that?

03:59:15.000 That was fucking epic.

03:59:21.000 Wow, he gave you all.

03:59:23.000 He gave me the ice cream.

03:59:26.000 Oh my god.

03:59:29.000 There it is.

03:59:29.000 That's the money we did not get.

03:59:32.000 That's some money we need.

03:59:34.000 Unplug keyboard.

03:59:37.000 The Goy of Defender.

03:59:39.000 Unplug your keyboard, yeah, for real.

03:59:41.000 Just get out of your own way, dude.

03:59:47.000 Go MDV News, coming.

03:59:49.000 God damn it!

03:59:52.000 He was chasing me.

03:59:52.000 I'm dead.

03:59:55.000 Good night, Joe Blue.

03:59:58.000 Dude, are you fucking me sideways?

04:00:02.000 What's that one?

04:00:04.000 Are you fucking me sideways?

04:00:14.000 I'm so angry.

04:00:16.000 Did you die again?

04:00:18.000 Yeah!

04:00:29.000 Unbelievable.

04:00:30.000 Yo, I went out and bought five things a bunch of crunch.

04:00:35.000 They didn't have the bags up.

04:00:37.000 The boxes.

04:00:40.000 Kinda mad, but we got it in the fridge.

04:00:43.000 Bunch of crunch, like frozen.

04:00:45.000 Yummy, yummy in my tummy.

04:00:48.000 What, uh.

04:00:49.000 Not to make you angry, but what did your roommate say about it?

04:00:54.000 What'd you say?

04:00:55.000 I said, what did you.

04:00:56.000 Not to make you angry, but what did your roommate say about it?

04:01:00.000 The chat asked me that earlier and it made me want to put a hole in the wall.

04:01:05.000 Oh, well.

04:01:08.000 That was not my intention.

04:01:11.000 These fuckers.

04:01:13.000 Like.

04:01:17.000 I'm just.

04:01:19.000 I'm seething because.

04:01:23.000 My freezer, I only had a few pizzas, popcorn chicken, and a couple frozen meals.

04:01:31.000 I ate the frozen meals today.

04:01:35.000 I went in.

04:01:36.000 Because I have some pizza rolls and stuff in this fridge and this little freezer thing, but in the community one, I only keep so much shit in there at a time.

04:01:45.000 I go in there.

04:01:46.000 And these retards, half of my shit is just on the counter.

04:01:50.000 I see my popcorn chicken bag, which I distinctively remember putting.

04:01:55.000 distinctively, distinctly, distinctly remember putting back in the fucking freezer.

04:02:02.000 Because it had some air in it.

04:02:05.000 Nope, there it is.

04:02:07.000 Oh no.

04:02:09.000 On the car, my frozen pizzas, just chilling.

04:02:12.000 It's like, dude, I'm gonna fucking nothing.

04:02:16.000 Did you confront him about it?

04:02:19.000 No, I was too angry.

04:02:22.000 I would have ripped his tongue out.

04:02:23.000 This air had turned my tongue blue.

04:02:26.000 Dude, and his girlfriend's been here all fucking day, and is still here, and has been here since yesterday.

04:02:33.000 Was in my hallway.

04:02:35.000 If the people that were in the chat, they're like yelling outside my room.

04:02:41.000 I open my door.

04:02:42.000 I'm like, watch this chat.

04:02:43.000 I'm going to go pee.

04:02:44.000 I get up, open my door, and leave it open.

04:02:48.000 The bitch and him are in right across the hall just hanging out.

04:02:53.000 And my African roommate is talking to them in his doorway in his underwear.

04:03:00.000 It's like, what?

04:03:01.000 Scratch that.

04:03:03.000 Like, yeah, I'm.

04:03:04.000 We roll up.

04:03:06.000 I don't know.

04:03:06.000 It's just the weirdest shit I've ever liked.

04:03:08.000 Nick, you come and talk to me.

04:03:10.000 And it's like this is a black swan moment.

04:03:12.000 This is a black swan moment.

04:03:14.000 Like, Nick and his girlfriend come back and they're talking to me.

04:03:19.000 I'm just hanging out in my underwear.

04:03:22.000 I'm like, what normal person does that?

04:03:27.000 It doesn't happen.

04:03:33.000 Wait, what about me and my girlfriend and you in your underwear?

04:03:38.000 I'm saying, no, I'm saying what normal person brings their girlfriend over and has a conversation with their roommate while their roommate makes no sense.

04:03:57.000 Chipping into moving out fun, thanks, my phone, Boggleiters.

04:04:00.000 Appreciate it.

04:04:03.000 Thanks for the guidance.

04:04:08.000 Should at least let the guy know you fucked up.

04:04:10.000 Well, the last time I found a legal sub.

04:04:12.000 In my living room, I said, Hey, I can't control what the fuck you guys do, but can you keep your shit out of the living room?

04:04:19.000 And he opened it, never said a word.

04:04:23.000 Wow.

04:04:30.000 Doesn't seem that weird, dude.

04:04:32.000 You talking, dude.

04:04:33.000 Yeah, it doesn't seem that weird to me.

04:04:35.000 I was in college for a year, and that kind of stuff happened a lot.

04:04:37.000 You know, guests coming over, you know.

04:04:42.000 I would never hang out in my underwear, but I'd hang out in my t shirt and my box of these.

04:04:47.000 Yeah.

04:04:49.000 I would do that, but not in front of someone.

04:04:51.000 Like, I would feel awkward.

04:04:52.000 Oh, hey, random guy.

04:04:54.000 Girlfriend.

04:04:56.000 I'm in my underwear.

04:04:57.000 That is weird to me.

04:04:59.000 Very selfish.

04:05:00.000 Conscious about it.

04:05:01.000 I'm not that.

04:05:02.000 No, that's not weird.

04:05:04.000 You have weird underwear or something?

04:05:05.000 Is that it?

04:05:07.000 Yeah, dude.

04:05:07.000 I got Pokemon.

04:05:09.000 You are Pokemon Tidy Whitey.

04:05:11.000 I'm telling you, that's weird.

04:05:12.000 That is weird.

04:05:13.000 Do you have Squirtle on your underwear?

04:05:16.000 Yeah, and Charmander.

04:05:22.000 Yeah, tell him in person.

04:05:23.000 Dude, the last time I talked to him in person, like, other than hi, like that, um, what was it?

04:05:31.000 Months ago.

04:05:32.000 Black Swan says, What kind of weirdo hangs out in a state of undress?

04:05:37.000 Yeah, that's what I said.

04:05:39.000 I walk around my house in my underwear, and when I wake up, because I sleep in my underwear and my t shirt and socks, when I wake up, I just roll out of bed, I get breakfast, you know, and.

04:05:51.000 Yeah.

04:05:52.000 But you don't talk to someone, you aren't having a conversation with a friend.

04:06:00.000 Oh, I have a wee ass.

04:06:02.000 I think you're a little hung up on this.

04:06:06.000 I'm saying that doesn't make sense to me.

04:06:09.000 It's like, yeah, I.

04:06:11.000 But I don't have social interactions with other people's, like, significant others.

04:06:19.000 I don't know.

04:06:20.000 You said that the other day, that story, and I was like, uh.

04:06:25.000 Yeah, totally weird.

04:06:27.000 It is weird.

04:06:29.000 That is weird.

04:06:31.000 That is weird.

04:06:35.000 These people are dirty, might I add.

04:06:37.000 Dirty people.

04:06:40.000 Like, put some clothes on.

04:06:41.000 You couldn't put some clothes on before having a patient in your doorway.

04:06:44.000 Like, put a pair of shorts on.

04:06:47.000 It's like, that's just so strange.

04:06:50.000 Plus, this is a massive black guy in like tidy whities.

04:06:55.000 Okay.

04:06:56.000 Black people do that.

04:06:57.000 They're very unashamed, which is, you know, indicative of certain things.

04:07:03.000 Like, I remember when I was in high school, we had a, we, in gym class, had a pool unit one time, and like, we did swimming.

04:07:13.000 For a couple weeks, and there was this black guy, and he would always run around naked in the locker room.

04:07:18.000 I think that's just, they're very, I don't know, very unashamed, which you have to have like a certain level of, I don't know what you want to say, awareness maybe?

04:07:30.000 Dude, before I continue, I have to address Shalit's chat with all the counters.

04:07:37.000 I don't just take the shit from the roommates.

04:07:39.000 It's gotten to the point where there's no point.

04:07:41.000 I screamed at him and said he should be.

04:07:44.000 Which initiated a lot of the conflict.

04:07:47.000 I will yell gamer words pretty frequently.

04:07:51.000 I don't know if I'm supposed to say that, but I do.

04:07:53.000 I sit here and yell gamer words at them.

04:07:58.000 I don't know what else you want me to do.

04:08:00.000 You can only tell them to do so much shit.

04:08:03.000 Nothing works.

04:08:04.000 So I've just realized that there's no point.

04:08:07.000 I don't just.

04:08:08.000 I mean, I could try and fight him if that's what you want me to do, but I don't know.

04:08:12.000 Fighting a minority drug dealer is really like.

04:08:17.000 Go out.

04:08:17.000 In your best interest right now?

04:08:21.000 No, but here, take one of these rifles right here.

04:08:26.000 Swap it.

04:08:26.000 Told that story a billion times.

04:08:30.000 I think Pee Pee Poo Poo in Pants said it best.

04:08:33.000 He says, My chat's like the goo.

04:08:35.000 I think you're right.

04:08:35.000 Yeah.

04:08:38.000 The refugees.

04:08:41.000 One of them literally is a refugee.

04:08:44.000 What do you need?

04:08:46.000 AR.

04:08:47.000 Amma?

04:08:48.000 Yes.

04:08:50.000 Ammunition.

04:08:51.000 Thank you.

04:08:52.000 Thank you.

04:08:56.000 Shall it what's it like having a chat that was like averages?

04:09:00.000 I don't know 50 years in age.

04:09:04.000 Well, that's how old I am.

04:09:05.000 Oh fuck Yeah, you should go fight him, Jaden.

04:09:11.000 You okay?

04:09:13.000 That's why you're watching faggot Because you were the kid in school who fought everyone.

04:09:20.000 I was the kid.

04:09:21.000 You know what?

04:09:21.000 I'm going.

04:09:23.000 I don't want to have some felony for oh shit off of This kid, did you say my chat averages 50 years and 80?

04:09:32.000 Yeah, Billy is no less than 50 years old, and he's definitely in his trailer house currently with his 98 cents.

04:09:41.000 I do, I do draw on the older crowd.

04:09:43.000 I looked at took a look at my metrics.

04:09:46.000 Yo, gamer, dead.

04:09:49.000 The older people like the uh, cash, the hashtag cash, the hashtag payment.

04:09:55.000 It's too the payment stream.

04:10:05.000 That's a perfectly good reason to throw my life.

04:10:11.000 To fight over popcorn chicken.

04:10:14.000 Should I go grab this car up here?

04:10:16.000 Challenge into a duel?

04:10:17.000 I'd prefer to just like make.

04:10:21.000 Maybe that's not normal.

04:10:24.000 I'll drive.

04:10:25.000 I'm driving.

04:10:28.000 I'm not trusting you driving anything anymore after that incident.

04:10:34.000 I didn't drive.

04:10:36.000 I'm not talking to you.

04:10:37.000 I'm talking to you.

04:10:38.000 Y'all come out the back.

04:10:39.000 I'm talking to our other submit friend here.

04:10:43.000 Y'all come hop into Whip.

04:10:48.000 We're not.

04:10:51.000 My name's Jaden.

04:10:53.000 Are y'all coming out the back?

04:10:54.000 Are y'all just going to hang out?

04:10:55.000 Well, I'm Jaden.

04:10:57.000 Yeah, I'll probably come out the back.

04:10:59.000 Come out the back.

04:11:00.000 I'll run the back.

04:11:05.000 All right, passenger.

04:11:08.000 All right, whatever, dude.

04:11:14.000 We got a great big combo.

04:11:20.000 Wait, let me in.

04:11:22.000 I'll take passenger.

04:11:26.000 We're gonna go get this.

04:11:27.000 Yeah, I'll drive.

04:11:33.000 What's up?

04:11:34.000 Let's cop this real quick.

04:11:39.000 Dude now it all makes sense.

04:11:40.000 I love cross kit like I'm over here looking I am fed up caught up on it.

04:11:46.000 I get that but Comparing my muted chat and people who are muted your chat and then it all makes sense now it all makes sense All right, we've got the next circle let's try to hit that Edge over there if we can.

04:12:16.000 Y'all want to hop in.

04:12:17.000 We can roll.

04:12:18.000 What edge are we going to?

04:12:19.000 Do you have any good room in this?

04:12:23.000 I'll follow you, bro.

04:12:24.000 Wait, wait, wait, okay, now I wanna do it.

04:12:24.000 You drive.

04:12:33.000 Alright, I'm just going.

04:12:39.000 Now we actually do have a convoy.

04:12:45.000 Epic?

04:12:47.000 Base?

04:12:49.000 I'll try and come up to, uh, take a hard left there and let's go up this Sidewinder Road.

04:12:55.000 Y'all remember that game?

04:12:57.000 Sidewinder Road.

04:12:58.000 Yeah.

04:13:01.000 It's like where you try, you like, uh, it's like a little topsy-turvy table.

04:13:06.000 Try to get the ball down the thing.

04:13:10.000 Oh, yep.

04:13:11.000 Yeah, I remember.

04:13:12.000 Without it going down the holes?

04:13:13.000 Yep.

04:13:14.000 That was a hard one.

04:13:16.000 I think it was called Sidewinder.

04:13:18.000 They used to have one at the pizzeria, local pizzeria, which I ah.

04:13:30.000 Along with Time Crisis and Fast and Furious.

04:13:39.000 Oh shit.

04:13:40.000 Um, I don't know where this is going, but.

04:13:44.000 We're following shallow.

04:13:46.000 This is not a great path.

04:13:48.000 I am stuck.

04:13:50.000 I made it down, baby.

04:13:52.000 I am now on air drops.

04:14:01.000 How'd you get up there?

04:14:03.000 Oh, we're good.

04:14:05.000 Get the land.

04:14:07.000 Oh, maybe I will.

04:14:10.000 Dumb trick.

04:14:11.000 Let's go.

04:14:13.000 I got the Ranger.

04:14:14.000 Uh oh.

04:14:14.000 Yo!

04:14:15.000 There are three guys hiding behind the rock.

04:14:19.000 Oh, they hit me with an RC.

04:14:19.000 Oh, shit.

04:14:20.000 Damn it.

04:14:21.000 At my car.

04:14:22.000 Yeah, they blew me up.

04:14:25.000 Unbelievable.

04:14:26.000 I didn't know they had an RPG, so.

04:14:30.000 They didn't have that.

04:14:31.000 Is that a guy I just saw?

04:14:36.000 Am I going crazy?

04:14:39.000 Oh, yep.

04:14:42.000 Damn it.

04:14:43.000 I hate losing.

04:14:45.000 We had that one too.

04:14:47.000 I blame Shalit.

04:14:51.000 Yeah, that might have been my fault.

04:14:53.000 It was.

04:14:55.000 Might have been.

04:14:57.000 Ew.

04:15:02.000 Alright, is it time to go do chores now, Nails?

04:15:05.000 No.

04:15:08.000 It's not 5 a.m. yet, Jaden.

04:15:09.000 What's the rush?

04:15:11.000 I have to do it before 5 a.m.

04:15:14.000 Why?

04:15:15.000 So I can get the buildings completed.

04:15:19.000 Why do you have to go before 5 a.m.?

04:15:22.000 Because the day starts at 5 a.m. in Animal Crossing.

04:15:25.000 Yeah, but it's 4 a.m. right now.

04:15:27.000 Oh my gosh.

04:15:29.000 I have to do it before.

04:15:31.000 Oh.

04:15:33.000 And you should want to do it before, too.

04:15:35.000 Did you get everything completed?

04:15:37.000 Yes.

04:15:38.000 You got the shop placed?

04:15:39.000 Yep.

04:15:41.000 Do you get.

04:15:43.000 I even got my mortgage done.

04:15:51.000 Jaden be like, no!

04:15:53.000 You can't just finish all your tasks in a timely fashion.

04:15:57.000 Alright, I'm going to do it.

04:15:59.000 No, don't.

04:16:00.000 I'm going to.

04:16:02.000 Don't.

04:16:03.000 I'm going to.

04:16:04.000 No.

04:16:05.000 I'm going to.

04:16:06.000 No!

04:16:08.000 I'm going to.

04:16:10.000 Don't do it.

04:16:12.000 I'm going to.

04:16:13.000 After this game.

04:16:16.000 I'm going to.

04:16:18.000 Get yourself sorted.

04:16:19.000 We'll be deployed shortly.

04:16:31.000 Ah.

04:16:40.000 We lose this one.

04:16:47.000 We will simply win.

04:16:48.000 Love you too, Sluggerino.

04:16:53.000 Nick's trying to stall me, I know.

04:16:57.000 No, I'm not doing that.

04:16:58.000 I'm leaving right now.

04:17:00.000 No!

04:17:01.000 Yeah, that's not me.

04:17:03.000 My island needs me.

04:17:03.000 No!

04:17:05.000 That's illegal.

04:17:09.000 My island needs me.

04:17:11.000 Unreal.

04:17:18.000 My island needs me.

04:17:19.000 We need you too.

04:17:20.000 It does.

04:17:21.000 Your team needs you.

04:17:22.000 It's true.

04:17:27.000 Unbelievable.

04:17:35.000 We're going prison.

04:17:42.000 We are going prison.

04:17:48.000 Alright, I hope we die instantly.

04:17:52.000 Wow.

04:17:54.000 That's not the right attitude at all.

04:17:56.000 I'm over it.

04:18:01.000 You know, I got more important things to attend to than these childish games.

04:18:11.000 Proceeds to play a childish game.

04:18:16.000 Says you.

04:18:18.000 I'm an old man.

04:18:25.000 Old man shower.

04:18:33.000 I'm going for the helicopter.

04:18:34.000 I'm going to take that.

04:18:36.000 No, I want that.

04:18:38.000 We'll see who gets there first.

04:18:42.000 I'm getting shot.

04:18:43.000 Nice.

04:18:45.000 Nice.

04:18:46.000 Our boy's in here.

04:18:47.000 How are you doing, boy?

04:18:48.000 How's the wife?

04:18:54.000 What the fuck?

04:18:55.000 I'm getting shot.

04:18:57.000 How's the wife?

04:18:58.000 How are you doing?

04:19:00.000 How you been, Glam Defender?

04:19:02.000 Hey, let me get in.

04:19:03.000 Get in, get in.

04:19:05.000 Oh, are you kidding?

04:19:08.000 They only have pistols.

04:19:09.000 It's fine.

04:19:11.000 Nope.

04:19:13.000 I hit him.

04:19:15.000 I'm gonna I'm gonna pop I have six shots left, brother.

04:19:30.000 Oh man, look at these guys.

04:19:32.000 Oh, they're trying to chop me.

04:19:33.000 They're trying to chop me out.

04:19:35.000 I'm trying to chop her.

04:19:38.000 Counter chop.

04:19:39.000 We got dropped.

04:19:40.000 Yep, I'm down.

04:19:41.000 I'm dead.

04:19:44.000 Why did you die?

04:19:46.000 Because I dropped out of the helicopter.

04:19:49.000 And he chops you?

04:19:50.000 I was like, well, yeah.

04:19:52.000 Jane just let the chop it go.

04:19:55.000 It was dead.

04:19:56.000 Uh.

04:19:57.000 Just saw a foot.

04:19:59.000 If you survive, you earn your freedom.

04:20:01.000 Were they following you?

04:20:02.000 I don't know.

04:20:07.000 How's your wife?

04:20:08.000 She's fine.

04:20:09.000 Dot dot dot.

04:20:10.000 Nice.

04:20:11.000 Dot dot dot.

04:20:12.000 Nice.

04:20:19.000 Archie Barge, you're a next mate.

04:20:22.000 Kind of funny about it.

04:20:26.000 Listen up, soldier.

04:20:28.000 You return to the front line.

04:20:29.000 I hate them.

04:20:32.000 That's the worst one.

04:20:41.000 Nice, got him.

04:20:43.000 Epic, and we're in prison.

04:20:51.000 Jayden stayed in.

04:20:53.000 Yeah, what's that supposed to mean?

04:20:55.000 You didn't quit out?

04:20:57.000 What's that supposed to mean?

04:21:00.000 You were this close.

04:21:02.000 I still am this close.

04:21:12.000 Alright, alright guys, enough of the Jade encounter signal.

04:21:25.000 Are you on?

04:21:26.000 Are you down here?

04:21:43.000 That's it.

04:21:45.000 Op runner.

04:21:47.000 Yeah.

04:21:48.000 Op is ran.

04:21:51.000 Op has not been ran yet.

04:21:52.000 I'm trying to run it.

04:21:55.000 No op.

04:22:09.000 All right, some recon, two recons.

04:22:13.000 Fodder Dumbass is running to up.

04:22:41.000 Let's blink these enemies.

04:22:50.000 Oh shit, there's a guy literally right here.

04:22:54.000 And I missed a whole clip.

04:22:56.000 They ran up on me.

04:22:59.000 A whole clip?

04:23:02.000 They're in that tunnel right in front.

04:23:04.000 Yeah, I cracked his shield.

04:23:07.000 Down one.

04:23:15.000 I'm gonna come from the side.

04:23:20.000 Yo, good shit.

04:23:21.000 Let's go.

04:23:22.000 Let's fucking go.

04:23:22.000 Epic?

04:23:25.000 Good play.

04:23:26.000 We gotta res our boy.

04:23:29.000 I'm in the ghoul.

04:23:31.000 Oh, okay.

04:23:33.000 I don't know yet.

04:23:35.000 Everyone asking Goy Defender.

04:23:37.000 Why?

04:23:41.000 Oh, nice.

04:23:44.000 Thanks for the women's, Mormon.

04:23:47.000 No WD-40.

04:23:48.000 Y'all took out that enemy?

04:23:55.000 Enemy's gonna get that box over here?

04:24:00.000 Where at?

04:24:01.000 The box has been missed.

04:24:01.000 I missed.

04:24:21.000 Who's going to bed?

04:24:24.000 Good night, Jack Pancake.

04:24:28.000 Pancake Jack.

04:24:29.000 Thanks for tuning in, bro.

04:24:30.000 Have a good one.

04:24:32.000 Sleep well.

04:24:33.000 Pancake soup.

04:24:35.000 I'm not a big pancake guy.

04:24:38.000 I don't like the idea.

04:24:41.000 I don't like breakfast food in general, but if I had to have a waffle.

04:24:47.000 Yeah, I would say a waffle is superior.

04:24:52.000 Only breakfast I like is like a burrito burrito Otherwise Yo, what up?

04:25:05.000 I didn't know I didn't know I didn't know if you're chilling or not but That's epic is your sleep schedule on track or is it completely ruined?

04:25:15.000 That's the question nice Yo, I have $21,000.

04:25:26.000 You guys want to pull up somewhere in lumber or farmland?

04:25:33.000 Can you pick us up and take us to a buy station?

04:25:37.000 We got a uh, I got one right here.

04:25:37.000 Yeah.

04:25:43.000 Thank you, though.

04:25:45.000 Thanks for the ice creams, Mormon.

04:25:47.000 Yeah, we got a lot of cash.

04:25:49.000 Can you tag a buy station?

04:25:51.000 Yeah, right here.

04:25:54.000 Right by that thing.

04:25:59.000 This is the last game.

04:26:00.000 This is it.

04:26:02.000 Alright, alright.

04:26:03.000 I gotta go attend to my crops.

04:26:06.000 Where is it?

04:26:08.000 Right?

04:26:10.000 Whoops.

04:26:12.000 I'm going to.

04:26:13.000 Are you gonna get us a loadout drop, Jade?

04:26:18.000 No, I mean, there's one that just popped right there.

04:26:21.000 You want me to bring you guys there?

04:26:21.000 Yeah.

04:26:25.000 Yeah.

04:26:26.000 Oh, yeah.

04:26:27.000 Will you buy an extra killstreak?

04:26:30.000 Like, I don't think you can drop it.

04:26:32.000 Here, I'll drop you cash.

04:26:33.000 Okay.

04:26:35.000 Thank you.

04:26:37.000 That works too.

04:26:41.000 I'm gonna buy an armor plate bundle.

04:26:44.000 And I'm going.

04:26:47.000 I'll drop you guys a little bit.

04:26:48.000 I'll drop you a little.

04:26:51.000 Thank you, Mormon.

04:26:54.000 For the ice cream, Stella.

04:27:00.000 Are you- AHHHHHHHH!

04:27:00.000 Oh, no!

04:27:05.000 What?

04:27:05.000 The fuck?

04:27:07.000 My bad.

04:27:09.000 Nice.

04:27:12.000 That's on me, guys.

04:27:13.000 Sorry.

04:27:14.000 That's on me.

04:27:16.000 I wasn't paying attention to the map.

04:27:19.000 I thought we had a little bit of room there.

04:27:24.000 I know, dumbass.

04:27:25.000 That's what I've been saying.

04:27:29.000 Q Anonymous did not see.

04:27:37.000 Alright, I guess I'm dead.

04:27:38.000 Guess I got a drop in.

04:27:40.000 Bro.

04:27:41.000 Oh, sorry, but Nick, you know, he killed me.

04:27:46.000 That is shit.

04:27:47.000 I killed everyone.

04:27:48.000 Believable.

04:27:56.000 And we return to our island.

04:28:01.000 I wonder if Jaden's gonna have to deal with Rossetti.

04:28:03.000 I wanna watch.

04:28:06.000 I don't know what that means.

04:28:09.000 Oh, you will.

04:28:10.000 I don't because I haven't been cheating.

04:28:13.000 I don't think he's in this game because of the autosave.

04:28:18.000 Oh, really?

04:28:19.000 Yeah.

04:28:20.000 Let me look it up.

04:28:24.000 You're right here.

04:28:25.000 You're right here.

04:28:26.000 No Resetti and Animal Crossing New Horizons.

04:28:33.000 What was that?

04:28:34.000 Hiccup?

04:28:40.000 Oh, no.

04:28:44.000 What?

04:28:46.000 Let me see.

04:28:48.000 Let's pop these off.

04:28:51.000 No Resetti, your chat says.

04:28:52.000 Same.

04:28:55.000 I won't have to deal with them.

04:29:00.000 Not that I would have anyway.

04:29:03.000 I remember that.

04:29:05.000 So vividly.

04:29:09.000 Oh, did one of y'all send me a letter?

04:29:10.000 Some animal or something?

04:29:14.000 No, those tongues didn't.

04:29:21.000 That was so annoying.

04:29:22.000 Could you imagine them doing that like today?

04:29:28.000 Putting a character like that in a game just to like make you laugh.

04:29:35.000 Can you imagine?

04:29:40.000 Oh, I gotta send these.

04:29:41.000 Can you Bluetooth these pictures that I took?

04:29:44.000 I wanna share them.

04:29:45.000 Should I buy Modern Warfare?

04:29:55.000 For you.

04:29:55.000 I don't know.

04:29:56.000 What, 60 bucks?

04:29:58.000 I don't play it that much.

04:30:03.000 This guy follows and says, hey, gold.

04:30:07.000 Oh, yeah.

04:30:15.000 How do I share pictures?

04:30:16.000 I wonder.

04:30:17.000 Let's see.

04:30:18.000 Okay, we got shit to go to do.

04:30:32.000 Are you getting back on, Nick?

04:30:34.000 What?

04:30:35.000 Are you getting back on?

04:30:37.000 No.

04:30:38.000 Okay.

04:30:39.000 Do you want to play some more COD?

04:30:43.000 Yeah, I'll probably play some more COD.

04:30:44.000 I'm going to log on to Animal Crossing when it's 5 a.m. for me.

04:30:49.000 Well, mine's in 30 minutes, but I got to build this shit, dude.

04:30:52.000 I got to get this shit done in the next 30 minutes.

04:30:58.000 Am I going to have to make a Facebook just to share my Switch photos?

04:31:04.000 I'll do it.

04:31:07.000 What?

04:31:10.000 He's in the lobby, shallot.

04:31:13.000 Yeah, do you want to fill it or do you want to just go you and I?

04:31:17.000 Let's fill it.

04:31:19.000 Or do you want to get filled?

04:31:20.000 Fill this man.

04:31:21.000 Fill this man.

04:31:25.000 Where is he just chilling?

04:31:27.000 Yeah.

04:31:30.000 Yeah, he's just hanging.

04:31:33.000 Okay.

04:31:35.000 Oh, he's in.

04:31:36.000 Him and Retro are streaming something.

04:31:43.000 There's a one on my Discord.

04:31:47.000 I need iron, man.

04:31:48.000 I have like no iron.

04:31:50.000 I need mine.

04:31:56.000 You guys got any iron?

04:31:58.000 Yeah, how much do you need?

04:32:02.000 One.

04:32:03.000 Yeah, I'll send it to you in a letter.

04:32:06.000 I think.

04:32:08.000 Let me look.

04:32:09.000 Yeah, one.

04:32:10.000 I need one.

04:32:11.000 Literally, one piece.

04:32:15.000 And I only have one house to.

04:32:18.000 Let me grab it out of my storage and I'll start this up.

04:32:24.000 What the heck?

04:32:26.000 What?

04:32:27.000 What's the holdup, Shalit?

04:32:29.000 I just clicked search.

04:32:30.000 Jimbo's screaming with.

04:32:34.000 There are no rocks over here, man.

04:32:37.000 Unreal.

04:32:40.000 Move to pocket.

04:32:44.000 Iron nuggets, grab one.

04:32:51.000 Alright, you owe me 200 bells for this, Jaden.

04:32:55.000 That's how much it costs to send a letter.

04:33:01.000 Actually, I probably owe you this since I gave Nick apples and I almost said, Congrats on your transition.

04:33:15.000 I can't believe Rossetti talked to you for 10 minutes.

04:33:22.000 I'm watching it on YouTube.

04:33:25.000 On Wild World, and he literally talks to you for 10 minutes.

04:33:35.000 Thanks, Pee Pee Poo Poo and Pants.

04:33:39.000 I remember that feeling of absolute dread that you would get.

04:33:44.000 Like, walking outside your house and knowing that, like, You take one step outside and you're gonna hear that music.

04:33:54.000 It's like a nagging wife.

04:33:57.000 The music is horrible.

04:33:59.000 I don't like a good way, you know?

04:34:01.000 Uh huh.

04:34:01.000 Yeah, I did.

04:34:02.000 I did break my shovel.

04:34:08.000 What are we gonna do now?

04:34:11.000 Let's see what they wrote.

04:34:13.000 Okay, so Adrian, who the fuck is this for a dick?

04:34:17.000 Alright.

04:34:20.000 You just got a letter.

04:34:21.000 It's like a blues clues thing, man.

04:34:27.000 That's disgusting.

04:34:28.000 That needs to be reported.

04:34:29.000 Get that off of my screen.

04:34:31.000 That needs to be reported.

04:34:33.000 Ooh, ooh, Beardson is the leader of the gamer move.

04:34:33.000 Okay.

04:34:39.000 Alright, I just sent you some.

04:34:42.000 There you go.

04:34:43.000 Easy, Black Swan.

04:34:45.000 That guy's fine.

04:34:46.000 He's got a meme name.

04:34:48.000 You can't ban people just because they have a meme name.

04:35:01.000 Alright, let's uh.

04:35:04.000 Jaden, if you don't see the letter, go in your house and f out, and it should be there.

04:35:08.000 Alright, alright, Jaden, where are we dropping?

04:35:12.000 Are we gonna go lumber to get your car?

04:35:15.000 Let's do it.

04:35:18.000 Well, you heard the man.

04:35:22.000 It'll got to.

04:35:31.000 Oh my gosh.

04:35:34.000 People are being.

04:35:37.000 We're serious about rejecting degeneracy.

04:35:39.000 Respect order.

04:35:40.000 Dude, shut up.

04:35:44.000 Um.

04:35:45.000 Uh, yeah, I've done the chest a couple times, but I'll go ahead and do it again.

04:35:52.000 I'll add some Monon's shit.

04:36:00.000 We're serious about rejecting degeneracy.

04:36:03.000 Hi, I'm a trans retard.

04:36:06.000 Hmm.

04:36:08.000 I mean, I'm serious about it, but I'm sure the guy.

04:36:15.000 No one gets jokes.

04:36:17.000 What's a joke?

04:36:20.000 What's a gatekeeper?

04:36:23.000 I got skeleton keys.

04:36:25.000 What is a gatekeeper?

04:36:27.000 I got skeleton keys.

04:36:28.000 Alright, we got some people over here.

04:36:32.000 This song is kind of catchy, actually.

04:36:35.000 What is a gatekeeper?

04:36:38.000 Is that that song I think?

04:36:41.000 That's the little Jesus song.

04:36:43.000 Yeah.

04:36:43.000 What the fuck is a gatekeeper?

04:36:46.000 Yo.

04:36:47.000 You know, you can hear it in his voice.

04:36:49.000 What the fuck is a gatekeeper?

04:36:51.000 I'm like, die.

04:36:51.000 The what?

04:36:53.000 The what?

04:36:54.000 Oh, shit.

04:36:55.000 Oh, shit.

04:36:56.000 Dude, I fucking saved you.

04:37:00.000 Nick!

04:37:01.000 Dude, that was epic.

04:37:02.000 Was that clutch or what?

04:37:04.000 Dude, that was a gatekeeper move right there.

04:37:08.000 He just got gate kept out of this match.

04:37:13.000 Hey, thanks for the ice creams, y'all.

04:37:16.000 Pookman says good morning, about to work on ambulance.

04:37:24.000 Wakey wakey, time to wage.

04:37:28.000 The fuck is a gatekeeper?

04:37:32.000 I got skeleton keys.

04:37:34.000 Oh, oh!

04:37:34.000 Oh, shit, brother!

04:37:37.000 Another.

04:37:39.000 Give me that three baby, give me that three!

04:37:42.000 Can you pick me up?

04:37:43.000 I did it, team wipe.

04:37:44.000 That fucking truck's gonna blow up, you're dead, I'm sorry.

04:37:47.000 There's nothing I can do for you.

04:37:50.000 I love that, you're just like there's nothing I can do for you, son.

04:37:58.000 You literally wiped the team.

04:38:03.000 Team wipe by running them over?

04:38:05.000 By wiping them.

04:38:06.000 Yo, thanks for the follow, bro.

04:38:08.000 I wiped them off the map.

04:38:10.000 Yeah, thanks for the forward push, sir.

04:38:12.000 Uh, yo, revive our guy, please.

04:38:16.000 Epic?

04:38:23.000 This guy needs to res you.

04:38:25.000 I'm in the gulag.

04:38:26.000 He's got, oh, right.

04:38:29.000 I keep forgetting about gulag.

04:38:35.000 I'm just a gatekeeper.

04:38:35.000 Why?

04:38:41.000 Why did you mute that CIA guy, Jaden?

04:38:44.000 Because he said that he's gonna drop my dock.

04:38:47.000 Oh, okay.

04:38:56.000 Bro, I got skeleton keys.

04:39:00.000 Yeah, listen to it now.

04:39:03.000 Yeah, I want to put it on there.

04:39:09.000 There was nothing that could be done.

04:39:12.000 Oh, no.

04:39:13.000 I can do nothing for you, son.

04:39:15.000 Did he not revive you?

04:39:17.000 No, I got killed in the ghoul.

04:39:19.000 I got me.

04:39:20.000 Okay.

04:39:21.000 Where is it?

04:39:24.000 I spent all his money without reviving you.

04:39:25.000 Oh, no, he left me some.

04:39:28.000 I'll pick you up.

04:39:30.000 Thank you.

04:39:31.000 Thank you.

04:39:36.000 Look at the Jimmy Keeper.

04:39:38.000 What am I going to do when I hit 2,000 followers?

04:39:41.000 I don't know.

04:39:44.000 That's a good question.

04:39:46.000 Yeah, dude, Zoomer, it is.

04:39:53.000 Black Swan laughing about that song.

04:39:57.000 I can't find it, man.

04:40:00.000 What the fuck is a gatekeeper?

04:40:02.000 Are you playing it?

04:40:03.000 No, I'm gonna put it on right now though.

04:40:06.000 I'm looking it up.

04:40:07.000 Skeleton.

04:40:09.000 It's funny because it starts out with Lil.

04:40:14.000 It starts out with Sean.

04:40:16.000 Dude's a fag.

04:40:18.000 What the fuck's a gatekeeper?

04:40:26.000 Oh, yes, yes.

04:40:27.000 It's all so funny to me.

04:40:34.000 What's yeah, I think at 2000 followers, I'll run to op.

04:40:39.000 I like that.

04:40:41.000 Here, I got it.

04:40:44.000 I'll put it in the discord.

04:40:46.000 Yeah, send me the link.

04:40:48.000 The link.

04:40:50.000 Run to link.

04:40:53.000 Click this link.

04:40:54.000 Click this link.

04:41:02.000 Run to song.

04:41:03.000 Click this link.

04:41:06.000 Who cares?

04:41:10.000 I like waifus.

04:41:11.000 Alright.

04:41:15.000 Engage.

04:41:16.000 So good, man.

04:41:18.000 Oh, the little Jesus dude is gay.

04:41:19.000 Everyone's like, oh, he's crying.

04:41:22.000 Coomer Games to the Death of me.

04:41:24.000 That's a real leader.

04:41:26.000 Yo, what about Justin?

04:41:28.000 What's the thought process there?

04:41:30.000 What's the thought process?

04:41:33.000 Oh, so good.

04:41:34.000 I got skeleton keys.

04:41:41.000 You can tell what you think when you pay me.

04:41:45.000 Make a bitch sweat on the daily, y'all.

04:41:48.000 Run the shit like Israeli's, y'all.

04:41:49.000 Still the news for the city, y'all.

04:41:51.000 Never hated no capitalists, but they're acting like you can't even talk to God if you're Protestant.

04:41:56.000 I say that's what my problem is.

04:41:58.000 Don't bail my waifu saying that shit.

04:42:00.000 I might fight you.

04:42:01.000 No furries, what is you saying to me?

04:42:02.000 Groypers, that's the scary.

04:42:04.000 I'll see.

04:42:04.000 Hate on Nick, hate on Vic.

04:42:05.000 Gonna hate on me.

04:42:06.000 I don't wanna hear the folly, dude's tweet.

04:42:08.000 Look what I get you.

04:42:10.000 What I did to me, my last time I did what I gave to you.

04:42:14.000 What I did to me, you know, the art always came first to me.

04:42:17.000 Gummer gangs to the death of me got too much tea, got a letter big.

04:42:21.000 I'll take any.

04:42:22.000 I don't even know that.

04:42:23.000 I just got to let it.

04:42:25.000 I did not get through hell when I don't find the world like a star.

04:42:31.000 I included the gift in an open and backpacking.

04:42:36.000 I did.

04:42:37.000 I don't have it.

04:42:39.000 I'm a bird.

04:42:40.000 That's right.

04:42:41.000 I lost forever because I was so happy.

04:42:44.000 I don't have to do that.

04:42:46.000 The second one that I said, the heart was from the heart.

04:42:49.000 Because this world says it's a form of the gatekeeper.

04:42:52.000 I'm scared.

04:42:53.000 Keys.

04:42:54.000 Cooper Gates of the death of me.

04:42:56.000 I got skeleton keys.

04:42:59.000 I got skeleton keys.

04:43:01.000 Whatever.

04:43:02.000 I got skeleton keys.

04:43:02.000 I don't know.

04:43:04.000 I'm a brief thinker.

04:43:05.000 They let me breathe.

04:43:11.000 They were just sitting here running.

04:43:12.000 I got skeleton keys.

04:43:14.000 I got skeleton keys.

04:43:16.000 Good night, Marty.

04:43:27.000 Maybe this is it?

04:43:30.000 Oh, there it is.

04:43:30.000 Okay, I got elephant.

04:43:33.000 There you go.

04:43:38.000 Look at that hat.

04:43:39.000 Oh no, that faggot hat.

04:43:42.000 I gotta change the.

04:43:50.000 Good luck, Martin.

04:43:50.000 I got skeleton keys.

04:43:52.000 Okay, did you have skeleton keys?

04:43:57.000 Yeah.

04:43:57.000 You didn't know that?

04:44:06.000 Jaden's gonna be singing that song.

04:44:08.000 Do you need armor?

04:44:09.000 All these people.

04:44:10.000 Nah, I'm good.

04:44:11.000 All these people out there are being muted.

04:44:15.000 Fuck is a.

04:44:16.000 Fuck is a.

04:44:17.000 Akeeper.

04:44:18.000 Fuck is a moderator.

04:44:22.000 I got skeleton keys.

04:44:27.000 I can make a new account.

04:44:30.000 That's my skeleton key.

04:44:31.000 And they'll never know.

04:44:42.000 Alright, we got one house done here.

04:44:50.000 No, it is catchy.

04:44:51.000 Kinda like get groite, bitch.

04:44:54.000 Kinda catchy.

04:44:59.000 I mean, he's a talented dude.

04:45:00.000 It's just like.

04:45:02.000 Right.

04:45:03.000 Just stop talking about being a trap, bro.

04:45:06.000 Yeah, stop talking about furries, dude.

04:45:13.000 I knew that guy was a degenerate, too, but it's like, as long as you just keep it to yourself, I don't think it happens.

04:45:23.000 That's what I do.

04:45:25.000 Yeah.

04:45:27.000 If I don't know, I honestly don't really care.

04:45:32.000 I mean, I would prefer that everybody's, you know, an upstairs.

04:45:37.000 Member of society and so on, but if you're like a gory bird tweeting and making like songs online, you know, do your thing, make your songs.

04:45:46.000 But then he was just like, Oh, I'm like, masturbating's okay, and you know, porn is fine, and I'm a coomer, and I was a trap, and that's awesome.

04:45:56.000 Oh, you guys don't like that?

04:45:58.000 Fuck you, you're a jerk now.

04:46:00.000 It's like, Oh, I got some stuff to tell you, man.

04:46:09.000 What?

04:46:10.000 About being a trap.

04:46:14.000 I didn't even know guys could be before that guy.

04:46:17.000 Traps are just trannies.

04:46:19.000 Yeah, I thought it was just trannies.

04:46:25.000 I thought it was a synonym for trannies.

04:46:27.000 In the song, one of the lyrics is, You're mad because you can't pass.

04:46:33.000 Or something like that.

04:46:34.000 It's like, You're so ugly you couldn't pass.

04:46:38.000 I don't know if that's how it works.

04:46:40.000 Because we can't pass as a girl.

04:46:42.000 Uh oh, we got company!

04:46:47.000 T-Bone coming up!

04:46:49.000 Oh!

04:46:50.000 I thought they were coming up that way.

04:46:51.000 The fuck is a gatekeeper?

04:46:56.000 Nick pulls in a back alley and the police car goes right by.

04:47:00.000 Yeah, did you see that?

04:47:02.000 Woo!

04:47:02.000 Yeah.

04:47:03.000 A little GTA action.

04:47:04.000 GTA action.

04:47:06.000 The fuck is a gatekeeper?

04:47:11.000 I got a skeleton.

04:47:14.000 Key suck in my head.

04:47:16.000 I have to finish the line.

04:47:17.000 I have to finish mine!

04:47:18.000 Oh, that wasn't even the car.

04:47:24.000 Alright, they're hopped out.

04:47:28.000 One down?

04:47:30.000 That was his last mistake.

04:47:33.000 Should we go back around?

04:47:40.000 Should we push?

04:47:42.000 You've got four kills, so.

04:47:46.000 I'm not getting out of the car.

04:47:48.000 Oh, they picked him up, I guess.

04:47:53.000 Got him.

04:47:55.000 Man, this is unbelievable.

04:48:01.000 We run over the op.

04:48:05.000 Oh, watch, watch, watch.

04:48:07.000 Gotta be careful there.

04:48:09.000 That's what they say.

04:48:13.000 That's a notorious spot.

04:48:15.000 Run the op!

04:48:17.000 Uh oh.

04:48:18.000 Uh oh, uh oh, we're about to blow up.

04:48:21.000 Let's just get far enough.

04:48:22.000 Yeah, go back to that car.

04:48:22.000 Wait.

04:48:24.000 Another car.

04:48:25.000 And we gotta make a quick, we gotta make a swap.

04:48:27.000 Quick swap here.

04:48:28.000 Alright, now.

04:48:32.000 Let me get it.

04:48:32.000 I'll pick that.

04:48:33.000 Let me I'm about to freak out.

04:48:39.000 You think I don't know what's happening?

04:48:41.000 I'm tuned in to the game, baby.

04:48:45.000 Dude, I need apples.

04:48:46.000 I need iron.

04:48:48.000 Oh, uh-oh.

04:48:49.000 Was that you back there?

04:48:50.000 Oh, we both lost shields.

04:48:53.000 Let's get inside, build up our place, and we can come back out.

04:49:05.000 Dude, Mike, let me buy iron.

04:49:07.000 Like, let me buy iron.

04:49:13.000 Time to go back out.

04:49:14.000 Um.

04:49:14.000 I said we, uh.

04:49:18.000 I mean, we got two minutes.

04:49:24.000 Do you want to drive around for two minutes?

04:49:27.000 Um.

04:49:27.000 I don't want to gatekeep you.

04:49:29.000 Do you want to snipe?

04:49:32.000 Yeah, we can.

04:49:34.000 Dude, Martin, I'm working on it, big guy.

04:49:36.000 You're not gatekeeping me right now.

04:49:39.000 I'm not in the bed.

04:49:41.000 Fuck is a gatekeeper.

04:49:45.000 Fuck is that?

04:49:47.000 Quit gatekeeping me, man.

04:49:50.000 Hey, Nick, you wanna send me a piece of iron?

04:49:53.000 Nope.

04:49:54.000 Oh shit.

04:49:55.000 Ouch.

04:49:57.000 That hurts a little bit.

04:49:58.000 That's okay.

04:49:59.000 Down one?

04:50:01.000 Yeah, just a little bit.

04:50:04.000 I'm not saying that's my precious iron.

04:50:08.000 Well, he asked you to pay him back.

04:50:08.000 Fun.

04:50:11.000 No, he said pay him $200.

04:50:17.000 That was for the weather.

04:50:21.000 Postage is expensive.

04:50:24.000 It'll work for free.

04:50:30.000 Fuck, is a gatekeeper?

04:50:31.000 I got skeleton keys.

04:50:35.000 Oh!

04:50:35.000 I'm moving.

04:50:35.000 Enemy to the area!

04:50:39.000 Are they coming across the street?

04:50:43.000 Got him!

04:50:44.000 Oh, nice.

04:50:44.000 Ha ha!

04:50:45.000 Team wipe.

04:50:47.000 Bruh!

04:50:48.000 I am a beast!

04:50:52.000 There's another team over in that area.

04:50:54.000 I just told you what I thought I was.

04:50:57.000 A god!

04:51:01.000 Alright.

04:51:03.000 I think there's people behind us, too.

04:51:06.000 I don't know if I hear them.

04:51:07.000 There's another guy up top?

04:51:12.000 Where are they?

04:51:13.000 Up there, I should be able to sell this.

04:51:18.000 Got him, brah.

04:51:21.000 Yup, nasty shot.

04:51:23.000 I just saw nasty.

04:51:25.000 Wait, guys, you okay, guys, got him.

04:51:32.000 Nick finished him off.

04:51:34.000 I finished my loan.

04:51:36.000 The 198k, yeah, nice.

04:51:45.000 Felt like set.

04:51:46.000 Oh, another guy up there.

04:51:48.000 Where you just killed him.

04:51:53.000 Stupid F. Fing idiot just gave a diamond.

04:51:56.000 Alright, we got 16 seconds.

04:51:58.000 Let's go back in the car.

04:51:58.000 Are you talking about this?

04:52:00.000 You want a car?

04:52:01.000 Thanks, bro.

04:52:02.000 Thanks for the diamond.

04:52:08.000 Alright.

04:52:09.000 I'm there.

04:52:11.000 I'm in.

04:52:13.000 Oh, the car healed!

04:52:16.000 Oh, nice.

04:52:19.000 It was definitely weaker when we went in.

04:52:22.000 I thought we could swapped cars.

04:52:25.000 That's why.

04:52:27.000 Oh!

04:52:28.000 Sniper on our right.

04:52:29.000 In the woods there.

04:52:33.000 You want to get me?

04:52:34.000 I thought I saw.

04:52:34.000 Well, I don't know.

04:52:37.000 Alright, so the train station.

04:52:40.000 I'm going to get up on.

04:52:42.000 Where?

04:52:43.000 Which is to our left.

04:52:44.000 It should be quite.

04:52:45.000 What are we trying to do?

04:52:50.000 You're heading to the edge, so if we go back to.

04:52:56.000 All right, there's guys in front of us, you see.

04:52:58.000 Yeah, you're heading to the gas.

04:53:00.000 Yeah, maybe we can hit him as they're coming into the.

04:53:04.000 You're fiendin' for these.

04:53:06.000 This is just road, you're road ridden.

04:53:13.000 Yeah, Justin, I'm still up, big guy.

04:53:15.000 But champ hours for sure.

04:53:19.000 Let's see if we're gonna see him.

04:53:20.000 I'll do one more pass around.

04:53:21.000 I don't think so.

04:53:23.000 I think they're gone.

04:53:30.000 I wanna pick him off as they're coming out of the.

04:53:32.000 Gas, that's the best time to get it.

04:53:38.000 Nah, Bitcoiner fan.

04:53:39.000 Nah.

04:53:42.000 What the fuck is the gatekeeper?

04:53:46.000 How you doing, Bitcoiner fan?

04:53:49.000 How's your night going, big guy?

04:53:50.000 No more lies.

04:53:54.000 Should I go to an island right now?

04:53:57.000 Oh, god.

04:53:58.000 Uh oh.

04:53:59.000 I have four minutes.

04:54:01.000 Uh oh.

04:54:03.000 Oh, got him.

04:54:06.000 Oh, shit.

04:54:07.000 You don't even have to tell me.

04:54:09.000 I heard.

04:54:10.000 Should we go back?

04:54:15.000 They're probably rezzing him.

04:54:17.000 We get.

04:54:17.000 This car is losing health.

04:54:19.000 It's up to you.

04:54:20.000 But they're gonna be rezzing him, so they'll lose.

04:54:24.000 And we can't have that.

04:54:25.000 No, it's not.

04:54:27.000 Uh oh.

04:54:28.000 Damn it.

04:54:30.000 Yeah, that was kind of false.

04:54:33.000 I got greedy.

04:54:37.000 Yeah, they're resin them.

04:54:38.000 You should have convinced me.

04:54:39.000 That is your fault.

04:54:40.000 You should have convinced me.

04:54:45.000 Oh, crap.

04:54:46.000 I just backed out twice.

04:54:49.000 Well, it's five anyway.

04:54:50.000 I got to do my chores for Animal Crossing.

04:54:53.000 My mom's making me up.

04:54:54.000 Well, let's do Animal Crossing.

04:54:57.000 I'm going to switch it up.

04:55:00.000 The new day starts in three minutes.

04:55:05.000 Why is that funny?

04:55:05.000 What?

04:55:08.000 I got to do my chores.

04:55:10.000 I gotta do my Animal Crossing chores.

04:55:14.000 Bro, are you trying to gatekeep me right now?

04:55:19.000 The last thing I'm gonna do.

04:55:20.000 I'm little Jesus if you're trying to gatekeep me right now.

04:55:26.000 Joke's on you if you're trying to gatekeep.

04:55:28.000 Because he's got the skeleton keys.

04:55:28.000 Yeah.

04:55:33.000 Yeah.

04:55:34.000 I'm literally laughing at you trying to gatekeep me when I hold the skeleton keys.

04:55:43.000 You trying to gatekeep me, me holding skeleton keys.

04:55:48.000 Laughs, laughs, giggles.

04:55:51.000 My face when he tries to gatekeep me, even though I have the skeleton keys.

04:55:58.000 Boo boo.

04:56:01.000 Fuck is a gatekeeper.

04:56:03.000 I got skeleton keys.

04:56:05.000 I got skeleton keys.

04:56:06.000 Wait, what resets at five?

04:56:09.000 Everything, bro.

04:56:09.000 The game.

04:56:11.000 Everything.

04:56:12.000 Everything.

04:56:13.000 Like all my.

04:56:15.000 All your progress is reset.

04:56:18.000 The whole town.

04:56:21.000 The whole game gets reset every day at 5.

04:56:24.000 Hey, what's up, pizza?

04:56:26.000 Good morning, man.

04:56:27.000 What's up, pizza?

04:56:28.000 Hey, pizza.

04:56:33.000 Okay, look, we got two minutes left, chat.

04:56:35.000 Two minutes, people.

04:56:38.000 The fuck is a gatekeeper?

04:56:41.000 Beardson be like.

04:56:42.000 Oh, Shalit over here be like.

04:56:44.000 Said now.

04:56:46.000 Because he's an hour in the future.

04:56:49.000 I'm in the central time zone.

04:56:51.000 Oh, since when?

04:56:53.000 I live in Alabama.

04:56:55.000 I thought that you were Eastern.

04:56:56.000 Whatever.

04:56:59.000 Whatever.

04:57:00.000 Somebody says, Nick, can I be a developer for you, please?

04:57:03.000 I just got laid off.

04:57:05.000 I don't know.

04:57:07.000 If your other employer doesn't want you, I was just about to say.

04:57:11.000 Yeah, what is that?

04:57:12.000 It's not really a great resume.

04:57:13.000 Hi, I just got fired.

04:57:14.000 Hmm.

04:57:17.000 I prefer devs that weren't fired.

04:57:21.000 No, I'm kidding.

04:57:22.000 I don't know.

04:57:22.000 Shoot me an email.

04:57:23.000 I don't know if I'm not going to pay you if you want to help.

04:57:31.000 Good night, old boy.

04:57:32.000 Peace out, bro.

04:57:33.000 Looks like I gotta figure out my.

04:57:36.000 Are you talking to Dunn for now?

04:57:38.000 Are you talking to retarded mom?

04:57:41.000 Good night, retarded.

04:57:44.000 The fuck is it?

04:57:46.000 Poop, poo.

04:57:49.000 I got a poopy poo.

04:57:55.000 Let's see.

04:57:56.000 Uh oh.

04:57:57.000 Here we go.

04:57:58.000 New day.

04:58:00.000 See what he has to say, shall we?

04:58:03.000 Fuck is a dude do the virgin gatekeeper versus the Chad's?

04:58:08.000 I got a sorry dude, okay.

04:58:13.000 I don't know how you got confused and monitored into our side.

04:58:20.000 I think he's a wiper anthem.

04:58:24.000 All right, I got to spend it to keep.

04:58:31.000 Oh, maybe.

04:58:33.000 That's what they're telling me, Justin.

04:58:44.000 New day, dying.

04:58:46.000 I'm not.

04:58:47.000 I hate on the tabs one day.

04:58:50.000 I don't want to hear the party do his tweet.

04:58:56.000 I'm going to gain the new neighbor.

04:59:00.000 Last time I did a song, I was just me.

04:59:03.000 Politicians.

04:59:05.000 Okay, but you know, you always came first to me.

04:59:08.000 Who were gangs to the death of me?

04:59:09.000 Got too much tea, got a letter, did you take anyone from the mainstream?

04:59:12.000 But can't even let your own man breathe.

04:59:14.000 Don't hate me, because I'll mind you love yourself.

04:59:16.000 You know, we all get through hell when I only got one name.

04:59:19.000 I got one.

04:59:20.000 Because I used to be a trap.

04:59:22.000 You might use an ugly ass.

04:59:25.000 Man, I got pretty boys, right?

04:59:29.000 It could look a pussy if I wasn't a trap.

04:59:34.000 I'll play the game.

04:59:36.000 Yeah, I've been asking everybody.

04:59:40.000 I'm just like, see, I'll get fucked, man.

04:59:46.000 Imagine not being an irony, bro.

04:59:50.000 Yeah, Lil' Jesus is just another in a long line of people that does not get it, that does not understand irony.

05:00:04.000 Long list.

05:00:05.000 Why are you laughing at my me?

05:00:08.000 Don't laugh at my me.

05:00:13.000 The fuck is a gatekeeper?

05:00:16.000 Alright, we need to go.

05:00:17.000 We're going to the museum right now.

05:00:21.000 We're giving this fucker all of these fossils, all of these fish that I've had to store.

05:00:29.000 Yeah, Justin, no tree cutting, please.

05:00:32.000 Epic.

05:00:35.000 Oh, my museum is done.

05:00:38.000 Yeah.

05:00:40.000 Pretty fancy.

05:00:41.000 What a new day.

05:00:44.000 Oh, and the shop opened up.

05:00:45.000 Wow, big day for Shelley.

05:00:49.000 Things are happening.

05:01:10.000 Goodnight Billy.

05:01:32.000 Ah!

05:01:33.000 Quit fucking talking.

05:01:35.000 I hate this stupid owl, man.

05:01:39.000 Oh, y'all can't see?

05:01:40.000 Let me fix that for you.

05:01:44.000 My dress, I took it off.

05:02:03.000 Fossil right here?

05:02:05.000 Who is this guy?

05:02:11.000 Daisy May.

05:02:12.000 That's so funny.

05:02:48.000 Hmm, yeah Gucci, I'm a little sleepy.

05:02:54.000 Daisy May, I'll be heading your island every Sunday morning to sell my precious turnips just the way my grandma used to.

05:03:01.000 Yeah, that's who I'm talking to right now.

05:03:06.000 Love that.

05:03:06.000 Love that for me.

05:03:09.000 Let's see what my presents are Automatic washer.

05:03:16.000 Nutcracker.

05:03:19.000 Antique chair.

05:03:21.000 Sheeny Saba says, rise and grind, it's chore time.

05:03:25.000 Time for your Animal Crossing chores.

05:03:28.000 It just has to be done right.

05:03:31.000 Money?

05:03:32.000 Okay.

05:03:33.000 Alright, let's go.

05:03:37.000 We're getting all this shit, and we're giving it to the dumb idiot.

05:03:40.000 The dumb idiot owl.

05:03:46.000 What the fuck is a gatekeeper?

05:03:49.000 Dude, that song is legitimately stuck in my head.

05:03:54.000 Sheeny Saba says, yo, Nick, plant money in the golden hose.

05:03:58.000 Yeah?

05:04:02.000 Ah.

05:04:03.000 Alright.

05:04:03.000 Next time I see one, I'll do that.

05:04:07.000 I am not I'm taking part in the stock market now, I guess.

05:04:11.000 Alright, good night, Mormon.

05:04:14.000 Thanks for tuning in, big guy.

05:04:16.000 The Animal Crossing stock market or the real stock market?

05:04:20.000 The stalk market with these turnips.

05:04:23.000 Oh, the stalk market.

05:04:26.000 Man, are you not paying attention to Daisy May?

05:04:28.000 I didn't talk to her.

05:04:30.000 Ah.

05:04:31.000 I still don't have a letter.

05:04:32.000 What the fuck is a gatekeeper?

05:04:35.000 Sheeny Saba says they grow money trees that give three times the money back.

05:04:39.000 I gotta do that next time.

05:04:43.000 Stempai says golden hole sounds a lot like my wife.

05:04:46.000 Okay, thanks for that.

05:04:51.000 Thank you for that, Stempai.

05:04:58.000 Participate in How long does it take the fruit to grow back, you know?

05:05:15.000 Like two days, I think.

05:05:17.000 Anybody know anything?

05:05:20.000 Oh, shit.

05:05:26.000 Garden them.

05:05:31.000 Zuber guy says ban this man, run to op.

05:05:34.000 How are you, big guy?

05:05:36.000 So true.

05:05:37.000 Yeah, I agree.

05:05:43.000 Bam, this man.

05:05:44.000 About bugs and fish is fun.

05:05:45.000 Yeah, it's a boy.

05:05:51.000 Oh, yeah, vibing been a bone.

05:05:55.000 Yeah, we vibing.

05:05:58.000 Okay.

05:06:04.000 I gotta get my fossils out to give them to.

05:06:07.000 What's that guy's name?

05:06:08.000 Yeah, I have to get all these specimens.

05:06:10.000 I have to take them in one by one.

05:06:14.000 Blathers?

05:06:15.000 Is that his name?

05:06:16.000 Yeah, we can just call him gay.

05:06:20.000 Okay.

05:06:21.000 Hate that guy, man.

05:06:25.000 Got your back.

05:06:29.000 So is your name.

05:06:34.000 Yeah, dumbass, I'll make you a month.

05:06:35.000 My pockets are full, huh?

05:06:38.000 Unbelievable.

05:06:44.000 Yeah, dude, dumbass really do be mod.

05:06:49.000 With a name like that, I could.

05:06:55.000 Alright, let's go.

05:06:57.000 Let's go drop off some of this shit to the retard owl.

05:07:03.000 It's that time of the night where I need to eat pizza rolls.

05:07:08.000 I want to see my roommate.

05:07:10.000 Make him at 5 a.m.

05:07:12.000 No interaction.

05:07:17.000 Hmm.

05:07:19.000 Oh, there's Nick's cranny.

05:07:30.000 How do I become a mod?

05:07:32.000 Honestly, I see you in chat frequently.

05:07:36.000 You're just a chill dude.

05:07:39.000 I usually throw you mod.

05:08:02.000 Dude, WD-40, I just want him gone.

05:08:16.000 Oh hell yeah, I can do all these fossils.

05:08:18.000 Yo, the zoomer guy.

05:08:22.000 Alright, we're gonna donate these, and then we're gonna just, we're gonna check out the museum, and we're gonna go on with our lives, okay?

05:08:43.000 Alright, let's.

05:08:44.000 So there's nothing up there.

05:08:47.000 Let's check out the bugs first.

05:08:50.000 It's gonna take ages to donate everything?

05:08:52.000 Yeah.

05:08:53.000 You can do it all at once, let's go.

05:08:55.000 Yeah, I know.

05:08:55.000 You can do this one all at once.

05:08:58.000 Took a thousand years to give them the fish.

05:09:01.000 Oh, yeah.

05:09:02.000 What's going on here?

05:09:06.000 I don't even see.

05:09:07.000 Oh, there's one butterfly.

05:09:13.000 Beetle right there.

05:09:43.000 And the museum is cool, I agree.

05:09:45.000 Yo, snail check.

05:09:52.000 The sky is looking kind of green.

05:10:12.000 Yo, the hermit crab?

05:10:14.000 Epic.

05:10:21.000 Bruh.

05:10:26.000 What?

05:10:27.000 Stop it.

05:10:29.000 The...

05:10:30.000 Is it the owl?

05:10:32.000 Hanging stuff on walls is such a pain in the ass.

05:10:35.000 I wish you could move things on the walls as easily as you could move all the.

05:10:39.000 There we go.

05:10:42.000 There's the bug exhibit, people.

05:10:44.000 Bug.

05:10:45.000 Yo, what up, Matt?

05:10:47.000 Yo, is it?

05:10:50.000 Yeah, I need to check.

05:10:53.000 Let's head in here.

05:10:56.000 I like fish, okay?

05:10:57.000 I think that's gonna be the coolest one.

05:11:00.000 Let's check out the fossils.

05:11:05.000 Chat, these are the bones of my What's up, Matt Connor?

05:11:20.000 Thanks for the diamond, big guy.

05:11:21.000 I have one dinosaur.

05:11:31.000 Nice, bro.

05:11:32.000 T-Rex bones.

05:11:34.000 You like the hat?

05:11:35.000 Yeah, it's pretty stylish.

05:11:47.000 Not have that many fo- Then you paid him.

05:12:03.000 Thanks buddy All right, I don't care about this.

05:12:15.000 let's go to the one that matters to the aquarium hmm

05:12:47.000 a lot of empty stuff here a lot of empty exhibits Got a little Asian style house?

05:13:06.000 Like nothing in those.

05:13:09.000 You're lucky boy.

05:13:18.000 Support me, please now stream.

05:13:21.000 Uh, no.

05:13:23.000 Dude, the people that do that shit.

05:13:34.000 Hey, great stream!

05:13:35.000 Hey, you think those.

05:13:38.000 No.

05:13:40.000 You don't think I will.

05:13:45.000 Nice.

05:13:47.000 That looks good.

05:13:48.000 That's a pretty cool house.

05:13:50.000 We got a sea butterfly.

05:13:51.000 I thought I had a lot more fish than this.

05:13:55.000 I'm quite disappointed.

05:13:59.000 Dumbass hit him with a mute.

05:14:00.000 Thanks, dumbass.

05:14:09.000 more fish than this.

05:14:12.000 I'm real.

05:14:15.000 Guess we gotta get to work.

05:14:18.000 I gotta fill this up.

05:14:20.000 Oh nice.

05:14:21.000 The same fucking guy came into my stream.

05:14:24.000 Support me please.

05:14:25.000 Stream now.

05:14:26.000 Yeah.

05:14:27.000 Bye retard.

05:14:27.000 Fill this man.

05:14:34.000 Yeah dude retro.

05:14:35.000 This aquarium is epic.

05:14:37.000 This is epic.

05:14:42.000 Now I have to fill it.

05:14:43.000 I have to fill the whole thing.

05:14:47.000 Wait, so if you find a golden little shiny thing and you first plant money?

05:14:53.000 Yeah, I think you plant money in the hole and then make a tree.

05:14:57.000 I did it by accident because I didn't have enough storage.

05:15:03.000 And then it grows a money tree?

05:15:07.000 You get a sapling.

05:15:09.000 Oh.

05:15:12.000 Support now, stream me please!

05:15:15.000 Of course.

05:15:21.000 Yeah, of course, Martin.

05:15:22.000 Yo, these guys got house.

05:15:30.000 Nick, when can you move people's houses?

05:15:33.000 I don't think you can move houses.

05:15:36.000 I think you can.

05:15:38.000 I don't think that's true.

05:15:41.000 Alright.

05:15:43.000 How to move houses.

05:15:48.000 What is a gatekeeper?

05:15:51.000 Gut says, enjoying the game?

05:15:53.000 I guess you'd love it or hate it.

05:15:55.000 Dude, I love Animal Crossing.

05:15:56.000 I always have.

05:15:57.000 To move your house in Animal Crossing, head to the Resident Service Building.

05:16:02.000 And speak to Tom Knooks.

05:16:03.000 Collect about my house.

05:16:04.000 You can then choose to move your home.

05:16:06.000 It costs you 30,000 bells.

05:16:11.000 30,000 bells?

05:16:14.000 Who's got that kind of money in this economy?

05:16:18.000 There you go.

05:16:19.000 I just invested it all in the stock market.

05:16:24.000 My money's all tied up in the stock market.

05:16:27.000 I'd be like, yo, I'm moving my house.

05:16:30.000 I don't think you can do that.

05:16:32.000 And then I say, What the fuck is a gate?

05:16:35.000 I got some- Then I move my house.

05:16:39.000 Then I move my house.

05:16:54.000 Money Rock?

05:17:05.000 Oh, that's the turnip girl.

05:17:06.000 Does she have a booger hanging out of her nose?

05:17:09.000 What is that?

05:17:13.000 The turnip girl.

05:17:16.000 Stalk market.

05:17:22.000 There it is.

05:17:23.000 Stalk.

05:17:26.000 I think I came up with that one in my sheenie says that rock will give you 100 bells more each day.

05:17:32.000 Beautiful.

05:17:35.000 No, thank you.

05:17:36.000 Should I even keep this or is this ugly?

05:17:42.000 I have a pyramid.

05:17:43.000 What can you do with turnips?

05:17:45.000 What's up, Zoomer Guy?

05:17:46.000 Apparently, you sold them to Tom and he buys them at a different price every day, but she also sells them at a different price every day.

05:17:55.000 Yeah, mine were 95 bells.

05:17:57.000 Let me see if I can.

05:17:58.000 Oh, well, the storage closet, never mind.

05:18:01.000 Yeah, I can't get in there until what, 8 o'clock?

05:18:03.000 Yeah.

05:18:03.000 Bruh.

05:18:03.000 Fucking stupid.

05:18:08.000 You can sell stuff though in the drop box.

05:18:11.000 Mm-hmm.

05:18:16.000 You get as much as you normally would though?

05:18:20.000 Thanks, it is.

05:18:22.000 You just don't get the money right away?

05:18:30.000 When do you get the skeleton, please?

05:18:33.000 Uh, day four.

05:18:33.000 Oh, okay.

05:18:39.000 I'm donating a lot of skeletons right now.

05:18:44.000 How many skeletons do I have?

05:18:47.000 Dumbass be like, what the fuck?

05:18:48.000 A gatekeeper?

05:18:49.000 I ain't stressing.

05:18:50.000 I do be having a skeleton bee, though.

05:18:54.000 Yo, Jimbo coming in with a 19 viewer host.

05:18:58.000 Shout out to my boy.

05:19:01.000 My brother.

05:19:04.000 My buddy Jimbo.

05:19:08.000 My own viewers.

05:19:09.000 Epic.

05:19:10.000 Thanks, Jimbo.

05:19:11.000 That's what he said.

05:19:13.000 Dude, quit gatekeeping.

05:19:21.000 Seriously, Jimbo.

05:19:28.000 Yeah, the virgin stream me, please.

05:19:30.000 The virgin gatekeeper versus the Chad skeleton key.

05:19:36.000 The fuck is a gatekeeper?

05:19:42.000 I have no idea.

05:19:49.000 Dude, can we get him at the next AF pack for a live performance?

05:19:53.000 Dude, he was at the Groyper Summit.

05:19:56.000 No, he was in Miami.

05:20:00.000 Thank you, Jimbo.

05:20:01.000 No, he was at the Groyper Summit.

05:20:04.000 In Miami?

05:20:05.000 In, uh oh, no!

05:20:09.000 You know what?

05:20:10.000 No, you're right.

05:20:11.000 He was at Miami.

05:20:12.000 He was not at the you're right.

05:20:18.000 Yeah, that was a joy for some.

05:20:22.000 Err.

05:20:23.000 No!

05:20:24.000 That was Miami.

05:20:26.000 Yeah, dude.

05:20:29.000 Miami was so fucked.

05:20:30.000 I can't even begin to tell you.

05:20:33.000 Every aspect of it was just.

05:20:35.000 Thinking back on that, it was so stressful.

05:20:41.000 Yeah, because then they.

05:20:42.000 Then they, like.

05:20:44.000 Change the place 15 times?

05:20:47.000 No, well You see the problem is we like showed up to the venue and we couldn't even get in And there was this gate No, Jesus just like step aside What's up there?

05:21:11.000 Little Jesus came up pulled out the skeleton key and said hold up guys not a problem I got the skeleton keys.

05:21:23.000 He just bursts out and laughs.

05:21:27.000 The fuck is a gatekeeper?

05:21:28.000 And you're like, dude, just a gate.

05:21:30.000 I got skeleton keys.

05:21:33.000 You have a turnip, bitch.

05:21:57.000 Alright Jimbo, I got you.

05:21:59.000 Yo, what's up?

05:22:00.000 Oh never mind, you can just hop in.

05:22:00.000 Whoops.

05:22:02.000 What?

05:22:03.000 I didn't know.

05:22:03.000 How'd you get in here?

05:22:05.000 I have no idea.

05:22:06.000 Interesting.

05:22:08.000 What up?

05:22:09.000 Maybe granite?

05:22:11.000 Maybe.

05:22:11.000 I don't know.

05:22:12.000 Not much.

05:22:13.000 Hey Jimbo.

05:22:15.000 What the fuck is a gatekeeper?

05:22:17.000 Skeleton.

05:22:19.000 What's up my skeleton?

05:22:30.000 The stalk market.

05:22:33.000 The stalk market.

05:22:45.000 This whole garden rock.

05:22:49.000 My museum is built.

05:22:52.000 Wait, is what?

05:22:58.000 Yes, Sharia, I got a ladder.

05:23:01.000 Wait, did you guys' museums open today?

05:23:05.000 Yeah.

05:23:06.000 I still have to unlock the gate.

05:23:06.000 No.

05:23:08.000 Oh, yeah.

05:23:11.000 Oh, yeah.

05:23:12.000 Need to unlock the gate.

05:23:17.000 My museum opens tomorrow.

05:23:20.000 Right, right.

05:23:21.000 Yeah, this is Dallas when he arrives.

05:23:24.000 Yeah.

05:23:30.000 Guys, I need to buy turnips and sell them before Sunday.

05:23:34.000 Fucking cold.

05:23:36.000 Did you buy some?

05:23:41.000 Uh, I just started doing them.

05:23:43.000 Yeah, I bought 10 of them.

05:23:45.000 Who do you sell them to?

05:23:47.000 Timmy.

05:23:50.000 I don't understand.

05:23:52.000 Oh, oh, the turnips.

05:23:53.000 At the crib.

05:23:53.000 Yeah.

05:23:58.000 Jimbo's online.

05:23:59.000 I don't get any cash until 8 a.m., which is ridiculous.

05:24:02.000 That's really ridiculous.

05:24:08.000 How else am I supposed to make money?

05:24:15.000 What, when the shop opens?

05:24:17.000 Yeah, it doesn't open until 8 o'clock.

05:24:23.000 That's a good price?

05:24:23.000 Yeah.

05:24:24.000 Yeah, I don't have any bells.

05:24:25.000 Oh, does Timmy stop letting you shout to him when the shop opens?

05:24:32.000 Yeah, you have to wait until it opens.

05:24:34.000 Bruh.

05:24:35.000 You're a money hole.

05:24:39.000 Kind of lame.

05:24:40.000 I thought this was supposed to be a little.

05:24:43.000 Shinny Saba said he got his for 104.

05:24:45.000 How many bells did it cost you, Charlotte?

05:24:50.000 Mine were 95.

05:24:51.000 Damn.

05:24:52.000 Mine were 95.

05:24:53.000 Mine only cost me one skeleton.

05:24:55.000 You just had to unlock it.

05:25:02.000 He's gonna put out a diss track on you.

05:25:09.000 He's gonna diss you.

05:25:09.000 He's gonna hear this.

05:25:12.000 I don't understand the skeleton team.

05:25:15.000 Yeah, you wouldn't get it.

05:25:17.000 You wouldn't get it.

05:25:18.000 Yeah, okay.

05:25:23.000 It originated, you know.

05:25:26.000 No, I don't.

05:25:28.000 Ooh.

05:25:31.000 Learning how to make a shell bit.

05:25:40.000 Just found a recipe for disaster.

05:25:56.000 Yeah, the skeleton key thing will not be funny.

05:26:01.000 After when?

05:26:03.000 This weekend, so enjoy it like that.

05:26:05.000 Yeah, that's true.

05:26:08.000 I'm gonna have somebody on Monday with a super chat.

05:26:10.000 Where's the gatekeeper, Nick?

05:26:13.000 Gatekeeper check?

05:26:16.000 Yes.

05:26:18.000 So the whole chat will just be that.

05:26:18.000 100%.

05:26:25.000 Huh.

05:26:27.000 100%, dude.

05:26:28.000 That bed.

05:26:39.000 Got a pearl as the pillow.

05:26:46.000 So I should leave that rock?

05:26:48.000 Is that what you're telling me?

05:26:51.000 Chat.

05:26:54.000 It won't be funny three minutes ago?

05:26:56.000 Shut up!

05:26:58.000 It is funny still.

05:27:00.000 Yo, what up, AFirst Jew?

05:27:04.000 Thanks for the ice cream.

05:27:05.000 How are you doing, big guy?

05:27:17.000 Thank you.

05:27:20.000 Uh oh, more weeds.

05:27:24.000 Hit it every day, we'll do it.

05:27:44.000 I'm coming in, bitch.

05:27:50.000 The fuck is a gatekeeper?

05:27:55.000 Hey, what's up, Greg James?

05:27:57.000 How are you, big guy?

05:28:00.000 Yo, Jaden, did you take off your rainbow gay dress?

05:28:05.000 Yeah.

05:28:06.000 Damn.

05:28:14.000 Yo, Epic, you're cooking up some eggs.

05:28:15.000 I wish I could cook.

05:28:17.000 I'm hungry, man.

05:28:19.000 Ninja Genie.

05:28:21.000 WD says Monday.

05:28:22.000 Hey, Nick, insert funny joke from the weekend.

05:28:25.000 Yeah.

05:28:25.000 Yep.

05:28:29.000 You're turning 20?

05:28:30.000 Wow, I feel so bad for you.

05:28:31.000 I'll be 21.

05:28:40.000 Jaden's birthday is hurtling towards us.

05:28:47.000 So I can just sell these whenever?

05:28:48.000 I can just sell them whenever?

05:28:50.000 The turnips?

05:28:53.000 I just have to sell them before Sunday?

05:28:53.000 Huh?

05:28:55.000 Alright, I'm buying 80 turnips.

05:28:57.000 Um, when's my birthday?

05:28:59.000 May?

05:29:03.000 Epic?

05:29:04.000 Bro, we have like so much in house.

05:29:13.000 Hell yeah.

05:29:15.000 How do you.

05:29:16.000 Is there a way to see how much they're worth?

05:29:19.000 How much the turnips are worth?

05:29:24.000 Anyone?

05:29:25.000 I have what?

05:29:27.000 How do I tell how much turnips are going for?

05:29:30.000 No idea.

05:29:33.000 I've never really gotten to the turnip.

05:29:37.000 You gotta buy now during the.

05:29:53.000 All right, I can't go on living like I have time.

05:29:58.000 We gotta get out of here.

05:30:00.000 We gotta go get some rocks.

05:30:07.000 Look as a gatekeeper.

05:30:11.000 Was that you, Nick?

05:30:14.000 What?

05:30:15.000 No.

05:30:28.000 Yo, they flushed.

05:30:38.000 I mean, you could afford it, you could afford it, America first.

05:30:41.000 What are you trying to say?

05:30:45.000 He is not because he's Jewish.

05:30:54.000 Sure, but he actually does.

05:31:10.000 All right, we are getting out of here.

05:31:13.000 Gut says, Where did you get the ladder?

05:31:21.000 Uh, Shallow gave it to me.

05:31:25.000 Shout out where do you get the ladder?

05:31:28.000 Oh, it has to be a big bag.

05:31:29.000 I thought it didn't matter.

05:31:31.000 What's his name gave it to me based in heaven?

05:31:34.000 I don't know what I'm doing.

05:31:35.000 He gave one to me.

05:31:38.000 Oh But I'll be able to buy one today at 8 a.m.

05:31:43.000 Are you talking about the ladder?

05:31:48.000 I'll send it to you in the mail.

05:31:56.000 Yeah Yes, we're talking about a ladder.

05:32:06.000 What?

05:32:07.000 Exactly.

05:32:08.000 Why am I laughing?

05:32:09.000 Yeah, why are you laughing?

05:32:11.000 I was laughing at the guy who came in and said, Why was I muted in the chat?

05:32:15.000 And my mod's saying, Ah, yes, no reason.

05:32:18.000 Same reason why everybody else is banned.

05:32:22.000 That's what I laughed at.

05:32:23.000 Funny.

05:32:24.000 Funny moment.

05:32:25.000 You asked.

05:32:28.000 I did ask.

05:32:31.000 That was my mistake.

05:32:35.000 It was my mistake for asking, you're right.

05:32:46.000 All right, getting a ticket, getting the hell out.

05:32:52.000 Let's blow this popsicle.

05:33:10.000 Oh, if you put stuff in the box, you only get 80% of it.

05:33:15.000 What the fuck?

05:33:17.000 80% of its value?

05:33:18.000 You have to sell it at full price in the store.

05:33:22.000 What would you say?

05:33:24.000 Stuff you put in the box to sell gives you 80% of its value.

05:33:30.000 Oh my gosh.

05:33:32.000 And you can't take it back out.

05:33:34.000 If you want full price, you sell it in the store.

05:33:38.000 Okay, so we have to wait.

05:33:39.000 Until at least.

05:33:42.000 Glad I read how it worked!

05:33:44.000 That's a protest for everyone.

05:33:51.000 You read?

05:33:53.000 Who reads?

05:33:55.000 Yeah, and it also, you have to wait.

05:33:57.000 It's uh.

05:33:58.000 I'll just switch you off.

05:34:03.000 Apparently.

05:34:03.000 Crazy?

05:34:06.000 I don't know.

05:34:08.000 What's reading?

05:34:11.000 Is the game echoing?

05:34:13.000 Alright.

05:34:18.000 You're good.

05:34:24.000 How's that?

05:34:25.000 Do you still hear the game now?

05:34:25.000 Is that better?

05:34:29.000 Um.

05:34:34.000 Yeah, it was echoing.

05:34:35.000 Let's see.

05:34:37.000 Yeah, yeah, you fixed it.

05:34:40.000 I fixed it.

05:34:42.000 Good job, man.

05:34:43.000 Thank you.

05:34:46.000 Thank you.

05:34:47.000 You're killing me.

05:34:48.000 Thank you.

05:34:50.000 Thank you so much.

05:35:11.000 Oh, man.

05:35:19.000 Good night, Queen.

05:35:21.000 Thanks for tuning in, Pillow.

05:35:23.000 Good night, Queen.

05:35:27.000 Yo, thanks for the follow, King.

05:35:35.000 Bruh, I don't know why you got banned, but coming in here and bitching about it, you're gonna get banned.

05:35:41.000 Like, just vibe, okay?

05:35:43.000 I don't know what.

05:35:44.000 I don't know.

05:35:46.000 I don't know.

05:35:48.000 Jaden doesn't hold the skeleton.

05:35:52.000 He does not possess the key.

05:35:55.000 I'm not going to do something.

05:36:04.000 You're losing my cup of tea.

05:36:13.000 Dead gummit.

05:36:17.000 Dead gummit.

05:36:19.000 So I accidentally split the turnips and.

05:36:23.000 Now I can't put them back, so now it's taking them to inventory slots.

05:36:27.000 And it won't let me put it in my storage in my house, so that's epic.

05:36:35.000 Yeah, I'll get right on that coke, thanks.

05:36:42.000 Alright.

05:36:43.000 Do I send mail at the airport?

05:36:46.000 Yeah.

05:36:49.000 Trying to mail me something, Jimbo?

05:36:51.000 Uh, no, tungsten's like in dire need of iron.

05:36:54.000 I'm in dire need of iron!

05:36:56.000 Oh, okay.

05:36:57.000 Oh, yeah, Tungsten mailed me all that, but.

05:37:02.000 He sent you a letter?

05:37:03.000 Please!

05:37:04.000 I need all that!

05:37:06.000 I ignored it.

05:37:07.000 It was nicely worded, at least.

05:37:10.000 I thought it was a spam email.

05:37:12.000 I thought it was a spam email, yeah.

05:37:14.000 Could have been, could have been.

05:37:16.000 Maybe his account got phished.

05:37:21.000 So, Nick, you're enjoying, you're enjoying.

05:37:25.000 I'm enjoying what?

05:37:26.000 Are you enjoying the Switch?

05:37:28.000 Is it worth the money?

05:37:30.000 I am enjoying it.

05:37:30.000 I am.

05:37:33.000 Does it bring back the old memories that you're in the game?

05:37:37.000 Or not yet?

05:37:39.000 This one you start from scratch, right?

05:37:41.000 You don't do that on the other one.

05:37:43.000 That's correct.

05:37:45.000 It's a similar vibe, though.

05:37:54.000 Yo, King Groyper, thank you for the follow.

05:38:02.000 You named him King.

05:38:07.000 Tungsten also sent me a garden gnome, so I guess I'll send him.

05:38:11.000 He told me to keep an eye on it.

05:38:13.000 Alright, I'll do that.

05:38:14.000 I'll send you a piece of shit item I don't want.

05:38:18.000 No, but it means something.

05:38:20.000 But yeah, I'll send you some iron if you need it.

05:38:23.000 I'll send you a neon sign, is that what you want?

05:38:26.000 Yeah, alright, this one's good.

05:38:30.000 I'll send you iron.

05:38:31.000 Yo, this island's epic.

05:38:33.000 How does six iron sound?

05:38:36.000 That sounds amazing.

05:38:37.000 Yeah, okay.

05:38:39.000 I only have more than that.

05:38:44.000 Dude, I found that monarch butterfly island.

05:38:47.000 100,000 bells.

05:38:50.000 100,000 bells?

05:38:52.000 Yeah.

05:38:53.000 Wait, really?

05:38:54.000 Yeah.

05:38:54.000 They're that valuable?

05:38:57.000 That's crazy.

05:38:58.000 They were like 4,000 each.

05:39:02.000 Yo, is that gold?

05:39:05.000 Do rocks give off gold?

05:39:07.000 Yeah, I got a gold nugget.

05:39:10.000 Whoa!

05:39:11.000 Are you kidding me, man?

05:39:15.000 What do you do with that dispeller?

05:39:17.000 I got one as well.

05:39:18.000 You can build stuff.

05:39:19.000 You can craft stuff with it too, yeah.

05:39:22.000 I saved mine.

05:39:24.000 I could make like some gold silverware or something.

05:39:29.000 And I'm gonna be so rich that I'm gonna need that.

05:39:32.000 You can't even eat in this.

05:39:35.000 You can eat for real.

05:39:35.000 Yeah.

05:39:36.000 It's a status.

05:39:37.000 Yeah, it's a status symbol.

05:39:38.000 Thank you, Jimbo.

05:39:40.000 I get it.

05:39:41.000 You wouldn't get it, Jid.

05:39:42.000 Yeah.

05:39:43.000 Plebby.

05:39:47.000 Okay.

05:39:50.000 So I don't need, like, paper or anything?

05:39:52.000 Mail stuff?

05:39:53.000 That was what you said.

05:39:54.000 No, you just need 200.

05:39:56.000 Okay.

05:39:58.000 You just have to buy paper, write the letter, go to Polly.

05:40:09.000 You hear me talking, but my mouth is.

05:40:14.000 You cut out, I don't know what you said.

05:40:21.000 Shalito!

05:40:22.000 Why do you stay right there?

05:40:25.000 We're all waiting.

05:40:27.000 Ah, Justin said he hears me talking because I am mumbling.

05:40:34.000 Oh.

05:40:35.000 Now I'm enunciating.

05:40:39.000 Okay.

05:40:41.000 I think we heard all of what you said that time.

05:40:44.000 Excellent.

05:40:45.000 Yeah, I. Do rocks spawn on your island every day?

05:40:51.000 Hey, wait, Jaden.

05:40:53.000 I don't think we're even friends.

05:40:54.000 You gotta add me, bro.

05:40:55.000 Or send me your code.

05:40:56.000 Dude, I sent my fucking code so many times.

05:41:01.000 Yeah, not to me.

05:41:06.000 Oh!

05:41:06.000 What the fuck?

05:41:08.000 What's up?

05:41:10.000 I, uh.

05:41:11.000 Put down this house, and these two trees were not in the zone, and then it knocked both of them down.

05:41:19.000 Yeah, that happened to me.

05:41:20.000 I don't even know what those trees were.

05:41:22.000 They could have been apples, could have been oranges, pears.

05:41:27.000 What happened?

05:41:28.000 Oh, a monarch butterfly.

05:41:43.000 Okay, there is my friend code Jimbo.

05:41:45.000 Yeah, I Good night, Canadian Groyper.

05:41:58.000 Good night, Canadian Groyper.

05:42:00.000 Tell Nick goodnight for me.

05:42:01.000 We aren't on speaking.

05:42:03.000 Alright, will do.

05:42:07.000 Wow.

05:42:09.000 Only for a Ninjagini, though.

05:42:11.000 Hmm.

05:42:18.000 Friend request sent.

05:42:32.000 Become friends Jimbo I will become friends with flamingo And I will become friends with Justin KG Should I become friends with black trick too?

05:42:57.000 I Don't know if you want him joining he like got us all kicked earlier.

05:43:00.000 Yeah, he's a how do you get you all he was like connecting but then his connection broke And it kicked all of us from the island we were on.

05:43:10.000 I don't really know how it works, but.

05:43:13.000 Not a very trustworthy fella.

05:43:15.000 I don't think he meant to do it.

05:43:17.000 I think he did.

05:43:17.000 I'm 10.

05:43:18.000 So you could add him.

05:43:19.000 I think he did mean to do it.

05:43:21.000 It's possible.

05:43:23.000 What's the difference between you and I?

05:43:30.000 The black church ghetto Wi Fi.

05:43:33.000 Yep, yep.

05:43:51.000 I have all this iron ore or nuggets.

05:43:55.000 Somebody says, Nick, how can we get your friend code?

05:43:59.000 How can we get it?

05:44:03.000 Might leak if you give me a new name.

05:44:04.000 It's still in the dark web.

05:44:05.000 Yeah.

05:44:06.000 Yeah, it's in the dark web.

05:44:10.000 If you really want to join Nick's game, give me 120 bucks.

05:44:14.000 Yeah, my friend code's in the about.

05:44:17.000 And then he won't accept your friend request.

05:44:19.000 Yeah, and then he won't accept it.

05:44:21.000 But I can.

05:44:23.000 America First Jew says, Thanks for the cozy stream.

05:44:26.000 Stay healthy out there, guys.

05:44:28.000 Hey, well, thanks for the Ninja Genie.

05:44:30.000 America First Jew said the exact same thing to me.

05:44:33.000 Thanks.

05:44:34.000 We're staying healthy, too, big guy.

05:44:38.000 Oh, I can't wait for him to say it.

05:44:39.000 America First Jew.

05:44:42.000 Dude's a king.

05:44:43.000 Huge shout out.

05:44:44.000 Get Jaden Genies in chat for America First Jew.

05:44:49.000 My buddy.

05:44:51.000 Good friend.

05:44:53.000 I appreciate it.

05:44:56.000 Can you make a ladder today?

05:44:58.000 Is there a limited time?

05:45:00.000 Also, I said it in DMs, but I'll say it.

05:45:04.000 The stream on the brap that you did, good content.

05:45:11.000 And helpful.

05:45:12.000 Very, very epic.

05:45:23.000 Always wanted to talk to Nick off stream.

05:45:27.000 Have you?

05:45:28.000 Is that your dream?

05:45:30.000 Who said that?

05:45:32.000 Zoomer guy.

05:45:35.000 I've always.

05:45:36.000 How's Nick outside the dream?

05:45:38.000 I've always wanted to talk.

05:45:40.000 I want to give him a piece of my mind.

05:45:48.000 I have really important things to tell you.

05:45:52.000 Look, just come to one of the events and you can talk Nick's ear off all night.

05:45:59.000 I'll just give Jaden the signal.

05:46:03.000 There is no signal.

05:46:07.000 I've talked to other guys in the video.

05:46:08.000 That's because he's used it on you.

05:46:10.000 What?

05:46:10.000 You've talked to me?

05:46:12.000 No, he's used the signal on you.

05:46:14.000 No, this guy said that he's talked to me.

05:46:16.000 We've talked?

05:46:18.000 When?

05:46:19.000 Man, you don't even remember?

05:46:23.000 I don't.

05:46:24.000 I'm sorry.

05:46:25.000 Underscore guy?

05:46:27.000 I don't.

05:46:28.000 I'm sorry.

05:46:28.000 I don't.

05:46:31.000 Oh, I just got a friend request after I announced.

05:46:35.000 Another one?

05:46:36.000 Really?

05:46:38.000 It doesn't even matter.

05:46:39.000 My eyes already flooded.

05:46:40.000 Uh oh, Terry just added me.

05:46:43.000 Is this Terrence?

05:46:45.000 I passed out from the bee sting.

05:46:48.000 What, really?

05:46:49.000 Yeah, if you're already stung.

05:46:51.000 I'm not trying to be mean.

05:46:53.000 I'm not trying to be a dickhead.

05:46:56.000 We're in Pat's Movement Discord?

05:46:58.000 Oh, okay.

05:46:59.000 I got you.

05:47:00.000 Is there any way that you can invade bees besides running inside?

05:47:04.000 You can catch them.

05:47:07.000 Really?

05:47:08.000 Yeah, if you have.

05:47:09.000 Yeah, I don't know how the hell you do that, man.

05:47:11.000 I've tried.

05:47:12.000 It requires mad skill.

05:47:13.000 I failed.

05:47:19.000 Yeah, unless you like have your net out when the nest falls, it's pretty.

05:47:24.000 I apologize.

05:47:28.000 That must have been a while ago.

05:47:30.000 Yeah, it must have been forever ago.

05:47:41.000 Charlie Kirk, thanks for the follow.

05:47:52.000 I'm trying to fill out my aquarium.

05:47:54.000 That's the let me get my notepad out.

05:47:58.000 I need to write down all the materials that I need.

05:48:02.000 What is that, 20?

05:48:08.000 Yeah, I was laughing.

05:48:17.000 Why don't you laugh on your own time?

05:48:23.000 Alright, alright.

05:48:25.000 Get back to your job.

05:48:28.000 Get back to the cage, bro.

05:48:29.000 Get back to work.

05:48:34.000 If something's funny, laugh about it on your own time.

05:48:38.000 Why don't you write down the name of someone who cares?

05:48:46.000 For house one.

05:48:49.000 Yeah, you gotta do all that, otherwise they don't.

05:48:53.000 Dick and her.

05:48:54.000 I need sherry speakers, sherry lamp, pot.

05:49:13.000 I need a hay bed.

05:49:16.000 You have a bunch of cherry themed furniture.

05:49:19.000 Swinging bench.

05:49:21.000 Yeah, we have apples.

05:49:24.000 Oh, and then we get furniture around there?

05:49:27.000 Yeah, we have apple furniture.

05:49:28.000 Okay, okay.

05:49:39.000 Oh, you're really writing it down.

05:49:43.000 Nerd.

05:49:45.000 Yeah, I just memorize it all.

05:49:48.000 Because I'm a genius.

05:49:50.000 That's what I'm going to do.

05:49:59.000 I like to enjoy the game.

05:50:00.000 I don't like Jimbo.

05:50:02.000 I'm online.

05:50:05.000 You're online?

05:50:07.000 No, I just get a message every time you Oh, okay, so that's not being manually sent by people I Thought you were like telling everybody that and I'm just like why does shout out always say this?

05:50:22.000 Does he want us to come hang out?

05:50:24.000 Yeah, I think so.

05:50:24.000 What's going on?

05:50:26.000 Yeah, okay Feng Shui minigame from GameCube version?

05:50:35.000 Feng Shui minigame?

05:50:42.000 I don't remember that.

05:50:50.000 I need to go talk to this Tom Nook fella.

05:50:56.000 What are you laughing about?

05:50:57.000 Just laughing at Chalet.

05:51:00.000 Whoops, already got that.

05:51:08.000 What are your guys' titles and your passport?

05:51:13.000 I haven't changed mine.

05:51:14.000 I am Wild World Photographer.

05:51:17.000 I'm freshly delivered grandpa.

05:51:21.000 Nah, we would check mine.

05:51:22.000 Kinda quirky though.

05:51:23.000 Very first relocator.

05:51:25.000 Let's update that comment.

05:51:30.000 Oh, mine says Runda.

05:51:41.000 Okay.

05:51:53.000 Oh, it's sinister.

05:51:54.000 This is a lot of furniture, Jaden.

05:51:57.000 Yeah, I know.

05:51:58.000 I should have done it earlier.

05:52:01.000 I guess it gives me something to do.

05:52:03.000 Yeah, it gives me something to do.

05:52:04.000 I'm not too angry.

05:52:07.000 Perfect quarantine game.

05:52:10.000 Otherwise, I don't know what I'd be doing.

05:52:12.000 Do you guys have like a quest or something to do that?

05:52:15.000 No, you gotta get people to come to your island, big.

05:52:19.000 Oh.

05:52:20.000 Let's see how to make everything.

05:52:21.000 And they need stuff?

05:52:23.000 You wouldn't understand.

05:52:25.000 Yeah, I don't yet.

05:52:27.000 Yes, like arena.

05:52:29.000 Wait, like the people that you see on the islands, yeah.

05:52:33.000 Yeah, okay.

05:52:36.000 You're going to bed?

05:52:38.000 Oh.

05:52:39.000 Zoom, Morocco.

05:52:40.000 That's good night, big guy.

05:52:44.000 What?

05:52:45.000 Every time you laugh, I want to be in on the joke.

05:52:47.000 I want to laugh.

05:52:48.000 You're laughing when you hiccup like that.

05:52:53.000 Okay, are you in on the joke now?

05:52:55.000 Are you happy?

05:52:56.000 Yeah, thanks for letting me know.

05:52:58.000 I just feel like usually I'm a part of.

05:53:00.000 I'm over here doing my I don't know what's happening And thanks for the lemon kitty man.

05:53:00.000 Dream now.

05:53:18.000 One wooden block toy.

05:53:20.000 So that's another three soft wood.

05:53:27.000 Woodblock stereo is five soft wood.

05:53:32.000 Young Groper, thanks for the diamond, man.

05:53:37.000 One iron nugget.

05:53:40.000 Yeah, I hope you have iron, bro.

05:53:45.000 Hope you're ready.

05:53:47.000 What do you mean by that?

05:53:50.000 I didn't mean anything.

05:53:52.000 Did you send me the iron?

05:53:54.000 I did, I did.

05:53:55.000 Okay, well, in that case, yeah, you need iron.

05:54:02.000 Iron has been the most valuable thus far.

05:54:06.000 Ah, is that what you weren't telling me?

05:54:11.000 I thought you already did it.

05:54:12.000 I thought you guys were.

05:54:14.000 I stole a lot of iron from Shalot's Island when we.

05:54:17.000 When we first showed up.

05:54:18.000 Are you the one that destroyed my rock?

05:54:21.000 I didn't destroy the rocks.

05:54:24.000 Okay.

05:54:25.000 I don't think I even have a tool that can.

05:54:29.000 That's funny.

05:54:30.000 Shall it be like, why is my.

05:54:33.000 Hi, Mario.

05:54:34.000 Dad, come on.

05:54:38.000 So, am I supposed to stay up until 8 and get this.

05:54:42.000 Yeah.

05:54:45.000 That's the grind.

05:54:47.000 Dow t shirt.

05:54:48.000 Yep.

05:54:50.000 That's how you do it.

05:54:52.000 I just catch the same fish.

05:54:53.000 How is there so many fish in the game and I just catch the same ones over and over?

05:55:04.000 There's plenty of fish in the sea, Jade.

05:55:07.000 I'm leaving.

05:55:08.000 Get me out of here, Joe Buswari.

05:55:10.000 Where's the classic picture, huh?

05:55:13.000 The one of us?

05:55:14.000 You deleted it.

05:55:15.000 No.

05:55:15.000 Oh, never mind.

05:55:16.000 Wait, what?

05:55:18.000 Yeah, you heard me.

05:55:21.000 No, the picture, as in a picture of water.

05:55:24.000 You thought I saw the classic picture?

05:55:27.000 Yeah, the one that I drew of us.

05:55:30.000 Oh, that classic picture.

05:55:31.000 With your thumbs.

05:55:34.000 You delete it.

05:55:38.000 Okay, now I need to find.

05:55:40.000 What's the barrel?

05:55:41.000 Barrel is.

05:55:45.000 There's a spider.

05:55:47.000 Two iron nettles.

05:55:49.000 Five wood.

05:55:51.000 Swinging bench.

05:55:54.000 Five wood.

05:55:56.000 Seven soft wood.

05:55:58.000 Hay.

05:55:59.000 Where's our hay?

05:56:01.000 Twenty.

05:56:01.000 Hay bale.

05:56:05.000 Weed.

05:56:07.000 Where's.

05:56:07.000 Pot.

05:56:09.000 Pot.

05:56:09.000 Right there.

05:56:11.000 Weed.

05:56:11.000 Pot.

05:56:12.000 Clay.

05:56:12.000 Five.

05:56:13.000 Cherry lamp.

05:56:17.000 Ten cherries.

05:56:18.000 Two clay.

05:56:23.000 Got the spider.

05:56:25.000 Ew.

05:56:26.000 Arty with the host.

05:56:27.000 Thanks.

05:56:31.000 Two iron nuggets.

05:56:33.000 So, I'm going to add it all up.

05:56:35.000 All the materials that I'm going to need.

05:56:39.000 So, I'm going to need.

05:56:42.000 Twenty cherries two, four, five, two, four, five, seven, ten, twelve iron nuggets.

05:57:13.000 Is that right?

05:57:16.000 Dude, can these retards just let me into the store?

05:57:21.000 I would have never built it if I knew this.

05:57:33.000 I'm doing good, Harry.

05:57:39.000 Eleven seventeen Clay.

05:57:49.000 That's right, Jimbo.

05:57:51.000 They are for me.

05:57:53.000 Yes.

05:58:00.000 All right.

05:58:04.000 Twenty weeds, and then I'm going to, and then for wood, it is a seven, ten, fifteen, eighteen, twenty six, apple pot, thirty one, thirty one soft wood.

05:58:35.000 It's not as demanding as I thought it was.

05:58:38.000 7, 10, 15.

05:58:42.000 Hey, thanks for the ice cream, big bot.

05:58:46.000 31.

05:58:47.000 Yep.

05:58:49.000 Let's see.

05:58:51.000 5, 10, 12.

05:59:02.000 This is cherry furniture.

05:59:04.000 36.

05:59:05.000 Oh, that's kind of cool.

05:59:07.000 Thirty six wood double check.

05:59:14.000 5, 10, 30, 6, 9 flowers, and then it's going to be 6, 15, 27, 30.

05:59:44.000 31 hardwood.

05:59:49.000 Okay, so we've got our work cut out for us here.

05:59:54.000 That's a lot of materials to gather.

05:59:57.000 Let me see, let me now take stock of what I have.

06:00:06.000 Bain says, Yo, Nick, shout out from Switzerland.

06:00:09.000 Love your show.

06:00:10.000 Hey, thanks, buddy.

06:00:11.000 Hope you're doing okay.

06:00:13.000 Switzerland's numbers are pretty high.

06:00:15.000 They're past 4,000.

06:00:40.000 What the fuck is a gatekeeper?

06:00:44.000 Oh.

06:00:45.000 Oh, yeah, you guys sing the little Jesus song.

06:00:47.000 Okay, I get it kind of.

06:00:51.000 Okay, so I've got 26 hardwood, got nine wood, Justin.

06:01:03.000 How many more nuggets?

06:01:11.000 Snail!

06:01:16.000 Ah, I caught a snail.

06:01:20.000 Yeah, you just can't visit people.

06:01:33.000 So I'm good on clay.

06:01:47.000 What's up, Martin Shkreli?

06:01:49.000 How are you, big guy?

06:01:51.000 Hey, Martin.

06:01:54.000 I only need, uh.

06:01:55.000 Oh, I'm actually good on iron nuggets.

06:01:57.000 Wow.

06:02:05.000 I also had no fruit left, so I couldn't make it on the two at the time.

06:02:10.000 We're good now though.

06:02:14.000 Should I dig up all the pointless trees and just plant fruit trees?

06:02:20.000 Is that something you guys eventually do?

06:02:23.000 What's that?

06:02:24.000 That's it.

06:02:25.000 Dig up all the pointless trees and only plant fruit trees?

06:02:30.000 Yeah, I'll probably do that eventually.

06:02:39.000 Oh, I'm actually good on the flowers too.

06:02:42.000 Oh, Jimbo, I can craft the ladder now.

06:02:45.000 Yay!

06:02:48.000 So, really, I just need to make myself a nice axe.

06:02:54.000 You know who has a nice axe?

06:02:56.000 Dumptrick Assy.

06:02:59.000 Dumptrick Assy's axe.

06:03:03.000 Wow, so true.

06:03:12.000 You know that, Beyond Griper.

06:03:17.000 Thank you, Harris.

06:03:18.000 Appreciate it, Big.

06:03:20.000 Tungsten is now online.

06:03:22.000 Yeah, I saw that.

06:03:24.000 I gotta send him some iron, too, because he sent me that gnome.

06:03:31.000 Alright, I'm gonna go mail you this letter.

06:03:34.000 Okay, what do you want in return?

06:03:37.000 Um.

06:03:41.000 I want a favor.

06:03:46.000 Let's hear it.

06:03:47.000 That'll be, I don't know.

06:03:48.000 I'll call on you at the unspeakable time.

06:03:50.000 Huh.

06:03:52.000 Yeah, alright.

06:03:55.000 The future.

06:03:56.000 Feel better, have fun.

06:03:57.000 Always, always.

06:03:59.000 Big shout out.

06:03:59.000 Thanks, Young Groyper.

06:04:01.000 For the diamond.

06:04:02.000 Appreciate you, big guy.

06:04:05.000 Somebody put in chat.

06:04:06.000 You know who has a nice axe?

06:04:09.000 Not me, but I got them skeleton keys.

06:04:13.000 Shit, he got ya.

06:04:14.000 It's dead.

06:04:15.000 It's over.

06:04:16.000 Yeah, no, there's a.

06:04:19.000 Everybody go home.

06:04:22.000 I don't know, that guy ruined it.

06:04:24.000 This tall white alien's been.

06:04:27.000 Bitch.

06:04:28.000 Fuck you, guys.

06:04:31.000 Jimbo, I'm missing your birthday cake card.

06:04:34.000 Aw, hey, thanks.

06:04:38.000 So.

06:04:45.000 Hmm.

06:04:48.000 Your tungsten.

06:04:50.000 I told you, man.

06:04:52.000 It's dead.

06:04:53.000 It's.

06:04:54.000 No!

06:04:56.000 But you know what's good?

06:04:57.000 You know what's.

06:04:59.000 Is the chat's always.

06:05:00.000 The chat's always going, right?

06:05:02.000 So they're gonna suck up whatever.

06:05:05.000 Whatever you say next.

06:05:06.000 And like, Dump Trick Assy was ruined.

06:05:09.000 But they've moved.

06:05:10.000 Most of them.

06:05:11.000 Most of them have moved on already.

06:05:13.000 So we can go back?

06:05:14.000 So you can bring it back.

06:05:15.000 Right.

06:05:16.000 Exactly.

06:05:18.000 And then you can ironically say it to make fun of the chat.

06:05:23.000 Still saying it.

06:05:26.000 Truly, we're always one step ahead.

06:05:29.000 Yo.

06:05:30.000 Fuck you, Jimbo.

06:05:32.000 Go inside and then go back out.

06:05:34.000 And you should see.

06:05:38.000 Something in the mail.

06:05:40.000 Oh, okay.

06:05:41.000 I'm sending you a message, Tungsten.

06:05:44.000 Do not call the bomb squad.

06:05:46.000 Yeah.

06:05:46.000 No!

06:05:47.000 Okay.

06:05:48.000 Wait, what?

06:05:50.000 What?

06:05:51.000 I just chopped down a tree on accident.

06:05:53.000 Does this axe just.?

06:05:55.000 Oh, yeah, there's two upgrades from the flimsy axe, yeah.

06:05:59.000 You can go stone axe, which only gives you wood.

06:06:03.000 I did the same thing.

06:06:04.000 I did the same thing.

06:06:06.000 Bruh!

06:06:07.000 I just shot half the shallots.

06:06:09.000 That was shocking.

06:06:11.000 Just kidding, I only did like five.

06:06:15.000 You don't have to cover up your crimes, Jade.

06:06:22.000 It's true.

06:06:25.000 I didn't mean to do that.

06:06:27.000 I need to chop this one down, though.

06:06:31.000 Jaden, be bringing back dumb trick assy shame, bro.

06:06:35.000 Yeah, two days ago you were saying it, retard.

06:06:38.000 We're bringing it back.

06:06:41.000 It's back.

06:06:42.000 I mean, it's kind of just funny because Patrick doesn't like it, honestly.

06:06:47.000 Yeah.

06:06:49.000 So, fuck you, chat.

06:06:54.000 No, it's actually super chill, Greg.

06:06:54.000 Yes.

06:07:10.000 Yeah, it's true, Tweetstone.

06:07:13.000 Now I gotta go make a stone axe that I'm down three more wood.

06:07:19.000 If you make a flimsy axe, it will not destroy the tree.

06:07:26.000 Nice.

06:07:27.000 And still harvest the wood.

06:07:29.000 I don't know who that is, culture.

06:07:32.000 I don't know who that is.

06:07:40.000 Was that someone that used to be in this chat or something?

06:07:43.000 And they changed.

06:07:46.000 I don't know.

06:07:47.000 How do you figure that out?

06:07:48.000 Are you like a detective?

06:07:49.000 Yeah, Culture told me that too.

06:07:52.000 Do you know who that is?

06:07:55.000 Um.

06:07:56.000 Who?

06:07:57.000 Not particularly.

06:07:58.000 I just remember him.

06:07:59.000 I don't remember who that is.

06:08:03.000 There's a guy who I've been watching the last like three streams for being cringe and now it's off the goop going psycho with every chat.

06:08:12.000 I think he's a cringe nap.

06:08:15.000 Cringe nap?

06:08:15.000 Oh, I'm sorry.

06:08:22.000 Is that his like Twitter or something, maybe?

06:08:27.000 Nah, he was that on D lot.

06:08:31.000 I don't know who he's talking about now.

06:09:02.000 I don't know who this gold shirt had zero idea.

06:09:20.000 Dude, I hate having to guess where to fucking put these buildings down at.

06:09:25.000 It's like, I can't.

06:09:28.000 These alcoholic fed posting boomer types in all chats, or in all caps.

06:09:33.000 Wow, I'm shocked.

06:09:35.000 The elk that I called out earlier for being an old people, I'm shocked that they are in fact an alcoholic fed posting boomer.

06:09:49.000 You know, it's quite easy to spot.

06:09:56.000 I don't know, I figured it out.

06:09:58.000 You'll have to tell me later.

06:09:59.000 But thanks for letting me know, big guy.

06:10:13.000 You got a jellyfish, Nick?

06:10:16.000 Oh, no.

06:10:17.000 Oh.

06:10:19.000 You jelly?

06:10:21.000 I would have been.

06:10:22.000 Because your chat said jellyfish department?

06:10:25.000 Or jellyfishing department?

06:10:27.000 I guess that's probably because of Matt.

06:10:29.000 Mr. Retard.

06:10:30.000 But there is a spot, it looks like, for a jellyfish in the aquarium.

06:10:35.000 Yeah, I think you can catch jellyfish.

06:10:42.000 And I would have been jealous.

06:10:44.000 And I would have been sick.

06:10:48.000 Are you joking, man?

06:10:50.000 Bruh, come on, dude, fucking bees.

06:11:18.000 You gotta be really fast on that net and they and the way they like swarm around yeah I'm gonna have to chop that tree down I'm gonna have to chop a lot of trees down You guys relate yeah,

06:11:39.000 as for these these are a 40s a lot of them blocking just the whole new I don't like that it doesn't fade them like the old yeah Oh, come on, man.

06:12:02.000 I can't do anything right here.

06:12:08.000 Alright, we got that house done.

06:12:10.000 Let's see what house three needs here.

06:12:12.000 I'm so close to having everything I need.

06:12:15.000 It was that simple.

06:12:17.000 I need three more wood.

06:12:25.000 Here's a wooden simple bed.

06:12:28.000 Yeah, just need three more wood, 20 more cherries, and I'm fine.

06:12:32.000 Classic pitcher, wooden chair, wooden simple bed.

06:12:41.000 Jimbo, did you get the ladder?

06:12:43.000 Oh, I'll go check my mail.

06:12:46.000 I forgot.

06:12:47.000 Wow.

06:12:47.000 I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

06:12:49.000 I really like that.

06:12:51.000 I love it.

06:12:53.000 Meow.

06:12:54.000 Sorry, that's my goddamn noise.

06:13:03.000 Thank you, Shallow.

06:13:05.000 Of course.

06:13:06.000 Wow.

06:13:07.000 He's got a whole body.

06:13:08.000 That's crazy.

06:13:11.000 I think I literally have all the materials I need already.

06:13:15.000 I just took one axe.

06:13:19.000 Oh, for all that furniture?

06:13:20.000 Nice.

06:13:21.000 Yeah.

06:13:25.000 Ooh, Golover sent me something?

06:13:31.000 Why do I have to do this shit?

06:13:31.000 The seagull?

06:13:33.000 Why can't they do it themselves?

06:13:35.000 Why can't they furnish their own house?

06:13:37.000 I think Golover sends you, like, um.

06:13:42.000 Location themed furniture, like he'll say he's visiting East Asia or something.

06:13:56.000 Ah, now I see why Nick wrote stuff down.

06:14:00.000 Yeah.

06:14:03.000 I'm not gonna write my stuff down, chat.

06:14:05.000 I'm a big brain.

06:14:07.000 Can remember it all.

06:14:12.000 Alright, we got one more here.

06:14:14.000 I need actually a little bit more wood, I think.

06:14:20.000 I do as well.

06:14:32.000 See my weeds and my flowers.

06:14:55.000 Dude, I'm starving you boy.

06:14:57.000 Alright, let's see.

06:15:02.000 Does your chest feel any better?

06:15:05.000 Feels a hell of a lot better than that's good.

06:15:09.000 I'm like I mean, it's in like the background, but I'm fine.

06:15:15.000 Right.

06:15:26.000 Okay, I'm all set.

06:15:33.000 Need to go through, craft my items one by one.

06:15:39.000 Ah, this is gonna be a big pain in the ass, actually.

06:15:53.000 Let's just think of a practical way to do this.

06:16:13.000 Why are you gonna stop gamers first?

06:16:34.000 Oh my gosh.

06:16:53.000 Justin says, How you get so many iron nugs, bro?

06:16:56.000 Skeleton keys?

06:16:58.000 No, I just visited like three or four islands.

06:17:01.000 So I just picked them up there.

06:17:07.000 Fuck is an iron nugget!

06:17:12.000 Where's.

06:17:13.000 Oh, there's.

06:17:26.000 Nice!

06:17:27.000 I got a smoker, dude.

06:17:28.000 In case I want to smoke meat.

06:17:34.000 Nice.

06:17:56.000 Jaden, you driven Agnes from your town yet?

06:17:59.000 Ah, bitch won't leave.

06:19:00.000 Alright, I did it.

06:19:01.000 They're all What is our next task?

06:19:30.000 Yo, Shout, did you finish that hoodie you were working on earlier?

06:19:34.000 With like the circles?

06:19:37.000 I think I deleted it bro.

06:19:39.000 That thing was looking sick.

06:19:41.000 I'll make it.

06:19:42.000 I'll make another one before I go to bed I remember what it was.

06:19:45.000 Yeah Hi, I already have a birdhouse Dude.

06:20:30.000 Nook gave me 50 fence to surround my house.

06:20:36.000 I'm so close, I need to move my home.

06:20:42.000 Oh, so not even room?

06:21:30.000 I'm not a iron nugget

06:22:16.000 What kind of fruit do you need Justin?

06:22:17.000 All I have How many days does it take for the trees to grow all the way?

06:22:28.000 Like three?

06:22:30.000 What if someone told me?

06:22:32.000 I'll mail

06:23:04.000 you some apples in a second.

06:23:31.000 Yeah, you can.

06:23:33.000 It just calls 200 bells.

06:23:34.000 The fence

06:24:42.000 is almost complete.

06:24:43.000 This is not ideal to like build this shit.

06:24:46.000 Just, it is not ideal at all.

06:25:07.000 Alright, that's the last item I need to craft, and then it's cherries, and then I need 15 cherries.

06:25:14.000 Which I think I have enough money to buy, so.

06:25:16.000 Alright, I got the tiki torch lit.

06:25:32.000 Flowers there, got a gate right there, boom.

06:25:36.000 Boom.

06:25:38.000 Epic.

06:25:39.000 This looks good, man.

06:25:41.000 My place looks good.

06:25:42.000 I just do.

06:25:44.000 It's just too close, I think, to the town.

06:26:04.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

06:26:20.000 It's going to keep everyone out.

06:26:29.000 You fell asleep watching this seven hours ago?

06:26:32.000 Well, good morning.

06:26:34.000 Good morning.

06:26:37.000 Good morning, says Dumbass.

06:26:38.000 Thanks for the diamond.

06:26:40.000 Yo, I'm.

06:26:57.000 Alright, I think that's gonna do it.

06:26:59.000 I have to do a celebration ceremony and I gotta clean some shit up.

06:27:04.000 Other than that, they say I don't have anything to do.

06:27:07.000 I need to get on.

06:27:09.000 I need to get on at some point and.

06:27:13.000 go to the store.

06:27:16.000 I think.

06:27:18.000 Good night, everyone.

06:27:19.000 Good night, gamer first.

06:27:21.000 I think that's gonna do it.

06:27:23.000 I'm starving.

06:27:25.000 I think so.

06:27:26.000 Well, I'm gonna go make my dinner and then I'm gonna go to bed.

06:27:32.000 Dude, it's 7 o'clock.

06:27:35.000 Fucking week.

06:27:37.000 Perfect time for dinner.

06:27:38.000 How long are you gonna be up?

06:27:41.000 I don't know.

06:27:44.000 You're playing all night?

06:27:46.000 It's already all night.

06:27:48.000 You're gonna play all day?

06:27:50.000 Aw, this is a bird house.

06:27:52.000 Is this a bird bath?

06:27:54.000 Nope.

06:27:55.000 That's a bird theater.

06:27:56.000 Shit.

06:27:57.000 The bird bath.

06:28:00.000 Damn it.

06:28:01.000 Oh, well, it's five rocks.

06:28:03.000 Damn, that pisses me off.

06:28:05.000 I thought it was all set.

06:28:10.000 I got enough stone for that.

06:28:17.000 Alright, Jaden.

06:28:18.000 Team Hippo.

06:28:20.000 Celebrate one on Substreak.

06:28:21.000 Big shout out.

06:28:23.000 I gotta go night night.

06:28:28.000 Gotta go night night?

06:28:30.000 I gotta, yeah, I don't know.

06:28:32.000 Well, at least I gotta go make food and then reassess from there.

06:28:39.000 And then do another 8 hour stream.

06:28:42.000 But I mean, I'll be back on.

06:28:46.000 Tomorrow.

06:28:47.000 I need to get off before fucking 10.

06:28:53.000 This game sucks.

06:28:54.000 Why can't I just do it?

06:28:56.000 Just give me my shit, you dumb game, now!

06:29:00.000 I need it now!

06:29:06.000 That's such a good point.

06:29:08.000 Yeah.

06:29:09.000 I need some iron.

06:29:17.000 Look at this guy's house.

06:29:19.000 Your house is gauging.

06:29:26.000 Doing them chores, that's like, I guess.

06:29:30.000 Dude, I'm.

06:29:31.000 Can I burn down at Agnes?

06:29:33.000 Hey, good morning, then, Grover.

06:29:34.000 Thanks for the diamond, big guy.

06:29:36.000 I'm on fire.

06:29:42.000 The bitch is still sleeping.

06:29:43.000 Wake up.

06:29:46.000 The bitch.

06:29:51.000 Imagine being Jaden's neighbor.

06:29:55.000 Wake up!

06:29:56.000 I need to talk to you!

06:29:57.000 I need that.

06:29:58.000 I've been waiting all night!

06:30:02.000 It's that time of the night, dude.

06:30:03.000 I'm.

06:30:05.000 I should just skip ahead an hour and a half.

06:30:07.000 What do you think about that, Nick?

06:30:10.000 What did you say?

06:30:12.000 I should just skip ahead an hour and a half and go stuff.

06:30:15.000 Wow.

06:30:17.000 Yeah, might as well.

06:30:18.000 Nothing matters to you anymore.

06:30:20.000 The rules don't matter.

06:30:21.000 Once you start breaking them, you can't stop.

06:30:25.000 We're literally at the same time.

06:30:29.000 Notice how.

06:30:30.000 Once I start winning, then you just want to pull all the rules out.

06:30:34.000 You're winning?

06:30:35.000 I'm easily winning.

06:30:36.000 How are you winning?

06:30:37.000 You don't even have to win.

06:30:40.000 Hide this diamond, please.

06:30:42.000 I got you, Jacob.

06:30:44.000 Thanks for the diamond, bro.

06:30:45.000 So far ahead.

06:30:47.000 Yeah, how's your museum looking?

06:30:52.000 I'm as far ahead of that as I can.

06:30:55.000 Oh, it's not there.

06:30:57.000 Oh, how is your.

06:30:58.000 How are your houses, dude?

06:30:59.000 Have you still even finished them?

06:31:01.000 I finished them before you did.

06:31:02.000 They're done.

06:31:04.000 When did you finish them?

06:31:08.000 Uh, 15 minutes ago.

06:31:09.000 Well, then, they'll be ready tomorrow, just like mine.

06:31:12.000 Yeah, well, one of them's already done.

06:31:17.000 All three of mine will be completed tomorrow.

06:31:19.000 Oh, then mine will be too, and we'll still be done.

06:31:21.000 And you got a head start.

06:31:23.000 Do you have any iron nuggets?

06:31:25.000 I keep all these diamonds sending you.

06:31:27.000 You want five iron nuggets?

06:31:30.000 They're for my princess, dude.

06:31:33.000 I don't know what you.

06:31:34.000 What does that mean?

06:31:37.000 Dude, Jacob sends a super chat to Nick.

06:31:39.000 I thought I banned you.

06:31:44.000 Who?

06:31:45.000 Jacob025.

06:31:47.000 But TV was right.

06:31:48.000 Porn, dude, what the fuck are you talking about?

06:31:50.000 What are you talking about, big guy?

06:31:57.000 I just need more cherries.

06:32:00.000 I gotta go to the.

06:32:00.000 Yo!

06:32:02.000 I have apples.

06:32:03.000 I got one of those, like, uh.

06:32:05.000 Thanks for the diamonds, but you're off the goop, dude.

06:32:08.000 What's this called?

06:32:10.000 It's like one of those hats like Egyptian men wear.

06:32:13.000 Coffee.

06:32:14.000 Oh.

06:32:16.000 I got one of those.

06:32:17.000 Hey, Nick, I bet you don't have a pyramid built.

06:32:23.000 A pyramid?

06:32:24.000 Yeah.

06:32:25.000 I do not have a pyramid.

06:32:27.000 Yeah, I know.

06:32:28.000 Alright, Justin, I'm sending you some apps.

06:32:30.000 You have a pyramid built?

06:32:31.000 What does that even mean?

06:32:32.000 Yeah, I'm an Egyptian.

06:32:34.000 Oh.

06:32:35.000 See?

06:32:36.000 Look at my screen right now.

06:32:37.000 Okay.

06:32:38.000 Jumbo.

06:32:39.000 Oh, my eyes are fixed.

06:32:41.000 You suck at decoding shit, Ted Bundy?

06:32:44.000 Yeah, I'm sorry.

06:32:47.000 635, I didn't realize you were pulling Ted Bundy.

06:32:49.000 What?

06:32:50.000 How do you have a pyramid?

06:32:53.000 I'm a gamer.

06:32:54.000 I have a pyramid.

06:32:55.000 What?

06:32:57.000 Yeah, I popped it out of the sky.

06:33:00.000 It was putting in a balloon.

06:33:01.000 Damn it, so you got one too?

06:33:03.000 What?

06:33:04.000 Aight, that's kind of magical.

06:33:10.000 I didn't know if I liked it.

06:33:14.000 You being jealous makes me like it.

06:33:16.000 Well, I'm glad.

06:33:20.000 It's gonna stay there now.

06:33:22.000 Yeah, okay.

06:33:24.000 I just feel like I have so much shit.

06:33:26.000 Like, I feel like that being there makes.

06:33:29.000 It looks.

06:33:32.000 I'll figure my girl in the beard.

06:33:34.000 Thanks for the diamond.

06:33:36.000 I am literally streaming on Twitch.

06:33:40.000 Okay.

06:33:41.000 Face.

06:33:42.000 Nice dog.

06:33:43.000 I'm glad.

06:33:44.000 I'm glad.

06:33:46.000 I think I'm gonna call it too.

06:33:47.000 I got nothing to do now.

06:33:48.000 Now that I've mostly completed my chores already.

06:33:52.000 In record time.

06:33:54.000 I finished picking my.

06:33:56.000 I don't know.

06:33:57.000 I'm gonna go open my town.

06:34:00.000 I need to.

06:34:01.000 I think I. Justin, I just sent you some apples.

06:34:06.000 I think I need some.

06:34:08.000 Nobody's been to the town.

06:34:10.000 If only you had an epic of a house.

06:34:13.000 I have.

06:34:14.000 I like that fence.

06:34:16.000 That looks kind of cute.

06:34:18.000 Yeah, it's pretty cute.

06:34:19.000 It's always a competition with this one.

06:34:22.000 Once I start winning.

06:34:24.000 I am winning.

06:34:25.000 Five seconds later.

06:34:26.000 It's always a competition.

06:34:28.000 I am winning.

06:34:29.000 But you're the one that's making it a competition.

06:34:33.000 That I'm winning is kind of completely irrelevant to the fact that you always make it a competition.

06:34:45.000 I'm opening my gates.

06:34:52.000 One more hour?

06:34:54.000 Yeah, until what?

06:34:55.000 The shop opens?

06:34:56.000 Are you That's good.

06:35:11.000 You don't have to send me five.

06:35:13.000 I just, I think I just need two.

06:35:14.000 Okay.

06:35:15.000 I'll send you right now.

06:35:19.000 Did it drop all of them?

06:35:26.000 Uh, oh.

06:35:30.000 Okay, I have to close my gate.

06:35:32.000 Cool hat?

06:35:33.000 Yeah, thanks, King.

06:35:34.000 I'm very proud of you.

06:35:43.000 Oh!

06:36:02.000 So, do I have to buy flower seeds?

06:36:04.000 Is that how this works?

06:36:06.000 Yeah, I used to buy it from Timmy.

06:36:10.000 Timmy doesn't fucking open his shop.

06:36:14.000 Sleepy Timmy.

06:36:16.000 Timmy's a dumb bitch, dude.

06:36:19.000 Wow.

06:36:21.000 They really do just be sitting in there.

06:36:23.000 It's like, you expect me to visit in this 14 hour period?

06:36:28.000 How about.

06:36:28.000 No.

06:36:29.000 How about.

06:36:29.000 I don't know how to do that.

06:36:32.000 Be reasonable.

06:36:36.000 Do they know who I am?

06:36:37.000 I'm not like a normal person.

06:36:39.000 I'm not awake at 8 to 10.

06:36:45.000 I get on at like 11.

06:36:51.000 Okay.

06:36:54.000 Well, we do have a nice place though.

06:36:58.000 I'm pretty proud of what we got going on.

06:37:01.000 It's gonna be pretty cozy.

06:37:05.000 I'm just sending five shots.

06:37:07.000 I don't want to split it.

06:37:14.000 This is a natural dock.

06:37:17.000 We're gonna put a lighthouse here.

06:37:21.000 If I double tap my sarcasm tag, will I get banned?

06:37:24.000 Um, no, not.

06:37:25.000 I mean, you've been sending.

06:37:26.000 I don't even know what the fuck you've been talking about, but you're giving me money, so I'm not gonna.

06:37:34.000 The Jimbo smile.

06:37:39.000 I mean, you're allowed in my chat.

06:37:41.000 You're and if you know, if you're paying me, but if you're if you're cringe and you know, not paying, then you'll be banned forever.

06:37:54.000 And then you can come to my chat, and then you can go to Shalit's chat and give him like you know, three ice creams or whatever.

06:38:14.000 Looks like they all cleared out though.

06:38:17.000 Show it.

06:38:18.000 Yeah, they did.

06:38:20.000 Now it's just the cool people Justin is cool.

06:38:22.000 Dumbass, epic.

06:38:25.000 Gamers first, cool.

06:38:28.000 Jimbo.

06:38:29.000 Cool.

06:38:31.000 Yo, thanks for the follow.

06:38:34.000 Alright.

06:38:36.000 Should I call it?

06:38:37.000 Are we calling it?

06:38:39.000 Yeah, I'm calling it too.

06:38:43.000 Thanks for the ice cream.

06:38:44.000 You want to go to bed?

06:38:46.000 Maybe.

06:38:47.000 But I'm calling the stream.

06:38:51.000 Same.

06:38:54.000 Alright.

06:38:56.000 I don't know if I'm on Discord or not, but I'm going to meet.

06:38:56.000 I'm muting my mic.

06:39:02.000 Hi.

06:39:02.000 Hey, good night, man.

06:39:03.000 And in the stream.

06:39:04.000 I'm going to stay in the Discord.

06:39:06.000 Me too.

06:39:08.000 Yeah, okay.

06:39:11.000 Okay, bye.

06:39:13.000 Alright.

06:39:14.000 Yeah, well, that's going to do it for me on the stream.

06:39:16.000 I'm tired.

06:39:17.000 Yeah, I think everybody's hitting the hay.

06:39:19.000 Everybody's ready to go.

06:39:21.000 I've been streaming now for nearly seven hours.

06:39:24.000 It's hard to believe.

06:39:25.000 You knock out these six, seven, eight hour streams without even trying because you just get wrapped up hanging with the bros.

06:39:34.000 But that's going to be it for me.

06:39:36.000 I hope you enjoyed our big chilling quarantine stream.

06:39:41.000 We're all vibing together.

06:39:43.000 You almost forget what's going on in the world when you're just vibing with the bros like it's any other weekend.

06:39:49.000 But thanks for watching.

06:39:51.000 Thank you for all the lemons if you donated lemons.

06:39:55.000 I hope you enjoyed.

06:39:56.000 Hope you had a good time and liked the content.

06:39:59.000 But I will, I don't know, I'll see you Monday.

06:40:02.000 I kind of don't want to break my streak.

06:40:04.000 I'm at 13 days in a row now, 13 days streaming in a row.

06:40:10.000 It's not a healthy streak, right?

06:40:13.000 I mean, I should take days off.

06:40:14.000 It's not good for me to not take days off.

06:40:16.000 So I'll probably see you on Monday.

06:40:18.000 I think I'll take Sunday off.

06:40:19.000 We'll restart the clock on Monday with America First.

06:40:23.000 So I'll see you on Monday.

06:40:25.000 Like I said, thanks for everything.

06:40:29.000 Thanks for hanging out with me.

06:40:30.000 Thanks for throwing a little shekels at me to do my dance.

06:40:35.000 But that's going to be it for this stream.

06:40:38.000 So I will see you on Monday.

06:40:40.000 Until then, have a great Sunday.

06:40:43.000 Have a great Sunday morning.

06:40:46.000 Until then, good morning, good evening, and good night.

06:40:48.000 Have a great morning.

06:40:49.000 Have a great afternoon.

06:40:51.000 Have a great Sunday evening.

06:40:52.000 Remember to pray even though there's no church.

06:40:55.000 Remember to do your part anyway.

06:40:58.000 But that's going to do it for me.

06:41:00.000 I will see you tomorrow.

06:41:01.000 Take it easy.

06:41:04.000 Americanism, not globalism, will be our credo.

06:41:10.000 It's going to be only America first.

06:41:15.000 America first.

06:41:17.000 The American people will come first once again.

06:41:32.000 With respect, the respect

America First - Nicholas J. Fuentes - April 11, 2020

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