America First - Nicholas J. Fuentes - Chilling and GTA VI Trailer Reaction

00:02:20.000 We're good.

00:03:02.000 Sorry, but you never apologize.

00:03:05.000 Why won't you look me in the eye?

00:03:11.000 Too much to handle, I guess.

00:03:14.000 I need a little time to get you out of my mind.

00:03:22.000 Always your second chance.

00:03:33.000 We're good to go.

00:04:18.000 Can't ever make up my mind They need to be that close

00:04:50.000 Cast me to the side and push me to the ground just to see if I'd come back.

00:05:00.000 Always on the offensive, I need a break.

00:05:06.000 I tend to be defensive, don't give me what you've taken.

00:05:11.000 You must be mistaken when you're in close.

00:05:20.000 I'll never be close like that.

00:05:25.000 Don't act so defensive, it just feels fake.

00:05:30.000 Pretend you didn't mention it, I'll stay awake.

00:05:36.000 I've let everyone down again.

00:07:06.000 We're good.

00:09:06.000 We're good to go.

00:10:52.000 Hey, what's up everybody?

00:10:55.000 Good morning.

00:10:56.000 It's me.

00:10:58.000 Back with another Rumble exclusive here.

00:11:02.000 Lot going on today.

00:11:04.000 Very eventful day.

00:11:05.000 And everybody check in the live chat.

00:11:09.000 Who's in the live chat today?

00:11:11.000 Anybody cool? 0.94

00:11:13.000 Anybody I recognize or is it a bunch of shitters?

00:11:16.000 Kaiser Rev we got and...

00:11:22.000 Vito Carlucci, what's going on?

00:11:26.000 Tyler Russell, hey!

00:11:27.000 LeCroyper, that's a name I haven't heard in a minute.

00:11:30.000 What's up, LeCroyper?

00:11:34.000 Who else?

00:11:34.000 TikTokCroyper.

00:11:38.000 What's going on, everybody?

00:11:39.000 And some new faces also.

00:11:42.000 Hey, JROXER.

00:11:43.000 Hey, I know that guy.

00:11:45.000 JROXER.

00:11:46.000 Well, well, well.

00:11:49.000 And who else?

00:11:50.000 FitfishCroyper?

00:11:54.000 Silverhand Groyper.

00:11:57.000 Sneeding Patriot.

00:11:58.000 What's going on everybody?

00:11:59.000 I got my coffee.

00:12:05.000 Top Groyper.

00:12:07.000 Nick Martin Groyper.

00:12:09.000 Groyper Army.

00:12:13.000 Nathan Bunnell.

00:12:15.000 Nathan Bunnell in the chat.

00:12:17.000 What's up?

00:12:18.000 Swifty Groyper. 0.84

00:12:20.000 Hey, good morning.

00:12:21.000 I just woke up.

00:12:24.000 It is 5.40pm and I woke up about an hour ago. 0.99

00:12:28.000 So I look like shit and I'm tired. 0.99

00:12:32.000 But I'm drinking my coffee. 0.99

00:12:34.000 I'm getting into it, you know?

00:12:51.000 I was gonna go live a lot earlier, I was gonna go live at like noon, but I stayed up all night playing Fortnite.

00:12:58.000 and uh went to bed real late and now i woke up late so uh but that's okay we're gonna do i'm thinking maybe a three hour stream three three and a half hours and we'll get into a lot of different things we're gonna get into the grand theft auto trailer and reaction uh i want to go through biz a little bit because bitcoin is at 44 000 so i'm

00:13:23.000 Doing pretty good.

00:13:24.000 I'm actually doing pretty good.

00:13:27.000 I have my mojo back a little bit.

00:13:29.000 Because I'm doing pretty good. 0.96

00:13:31.000 I'm pretty fucking rich at the moment. 0.97

00:13:34.000 So, save your superchats because I'll superchat you. 1.00

00:13:39.000 I'll superchat you for watching the show because Bobo is dead. 1.00

00:13:46.000 Bobo is fucked right now. 0.99

00:13:48.000 We're on our way to 300,000 per coin. 0.99

00:13:52.000 So we'll do a little biz and maybe we'll react to some other streams.

00:13:59.000 And of course, you know we're gonna play Call of War.

00:14:01.000 You know we're intermittently gonna be checking Call of War.

00:14:04.000 And I'll update you on Greater Illinois and where we're at with the war.

00:14:13.000 So it should be good.

00:14:14.000 Should be a fun little stream.

00:14:15.000 And of course, I will be doing America first tonight.

00:14:20.000 Okay, let me fix this real quick though.

00:14:24.000 Oh, it's making it worse.

00:14:26.000 Hang on. 0.99

00:14:27.000 My mic's all fucked up. 0.98

00:14:29.000 No! 0.99

00:14:31.000 Oh, here we go.

00:14:33.000 Oh, let me do it like this.

00:14:45.000 Hang on, dude. 0.96

00:14:46.000 My mic's all fucked up. 0.99

00:14:47.000 For real, bruh. 0.99

00:14:49.000 I think that's fine.

00:14:50.000 Whatever. 0.99

00:14:52.000 Why is it fucking doing this? 1.00

00:14:55.000 Bruh! 1.00

00:14:55.000 I'm about to say the N-word. 1.00

00:15:01.000 Okay.

00:15:02.000 There we go.

00:15:03.000 I think that's fine.

00:15:04.000 Alright.

00:15:47.000 Okay, can you hear me now?

00:15:48.000 Can you hear me now?

00:15:49.000 Okay.

00:15:54.000 Alright, well we're off to a great start.

00:15:57.000 Let me make sure I got the right mic though.

00:16:03.000 Okay.

00:16:04.000 Okay!

00:16:05.000 Off to a great start and we're back!

00:16:08.000 And we're back on the best stream on Rumble.

00:16:12.000 The best stream on Rumble.

00:16:15.000 Okay.

00:16:16.000 Alright. 0.86

00:16:17.000 Let me kill this music or turn it way down. 0.89

00:16:19.000 I want to watch. 0.91

00:16:20.000 So, we'll first let me check Call of War.

00:16:24.000 And then once we do that,

00:16:27.000 We will do the Grand Theft Auto trailer, and then after the Grand Theft Auto trailer, we'll do something else.

00:16:36.000 Okay, so let me just check, let me just bring you up to speed.

00:16:39.000 So Greater Illinois, whoops, Greater Illinois has expanded insanely since we last spoke.

00:16:49.000 A lot of progress on the southwestern front with Texas.

00:16:53.000 East and West Texas have been resoundingly defeated easily.

00:16:57.000 And I knew it would be easy.

00:17:01.000 Oh no, I shouldn't have taken this, because now East Mexico is going to go to war with me. 0.99

00:17:06.000 Anyway.

00:17:08.000 So, lots of progress on this front.

00:17:10.000 Oklahoma is gone.

00:17:13.000 East and West Texas, their army has been defeated.

00:17:16.000 I launched the invasion of Maine, and they didn't even have an army.

00:17:21.000 It's doubtful they even have an army at all.

00:17:23.000 I just cut right through them.

00:17:26.000 Maine has been totally conquered.

00:17:29.000 If I go to a province morale view, you'll be able to sort of see the yellow and the red is where Maine used to be.

00:17:36.000 I mean, they had no units.

00:17:40.000 They had, I think, two heavy tanks, maybe five infantry, they had a couple of tactical bombers, five battleships, and I just came in. 0.99

00:17:50.000 Check the fucking papers, sweetie. 0.99

00:17:53.000 Check the papers, sweetheart. 1.00

00:17:57.000 Let me pull up the Illinois versus Maine here.

00:18:08.000 Check the papers.

00:18:11.000 I took out both.

00:18:12.000 This is on the 4th?

00:18:14.000 This is on... Okay, yeah, look at this.

00:18:16.000 Battleship, light tank, railroad gun, interceptor, rocket artillery, attack bomber, light tank, three battleships, two infantry, two more infantry, another battleship, a tactical bomber.

00:18:29.000 Whoops.

00:18:30.000 A heavy tank, a heavy tank, a light tank, another battleship.

00:18:34.000 I mean, just easy.

00:18:35.000 Look at this.

00:18:36.000 Look at this.

00:18:37.000 40,000 casualties to 4,000.

00:18:43.000 I just carved him up.

00:18:48.000 So I won the war with Maine.

00:18:51.000 Maine only has, I think, these two provinces. 0.99

00:18:53.000 Damn, looks like they defeated my armored car, though. 0.98

00:18:56.000 I don't know what they sent in. 0.99

00:19:01.000 So I'll need to do something about that.

00:19:05.000 Let's see, do I have another armored car I can send in?

00:19:14.000 Let me move this around.

00:19:18.000 Send one here.

00:19:20.000 Get an interceptor.

00:19:22.000 Need an intel.

00:19:22.000 I need intel here.

00:19:25.000 See what happened.

00:19:25.000 Because I guess I had an armored car here.

00:19:28.000 I guess they destroyed it.

00:19:30.000 I'll send my tactical bombers into the zone just in case I need to take out some infantry.

00:19:39.000 Okay.

00:19:41.000 Also, South Quebec is gone.

00:19:44.000 They just got annihilated.

00:19:45.000 I took their capital of Quebec.

00:19:48.000 And what I'm setting up for here in the northeast is a war with North Quebec.

00:19:53.000 So the last few players in this game are... It's a coalition between Central America and Colombia.

00:20:00.000 And then the other last player is in North Quebec. 0.98

00:20:03.000 So I need to kill him, and then I'm gonna move everything west. 0.98

00:20:08.000 And the whole country's my oyster. 1.00

00:20:10.000 I'm also... So, that's the northeastern front, which we'll return there in a moment.

00:20:17.000 And then here in the Caribbean, I'm building up two major fleets.

00:20:21.000 I have, I think, nine ships here, sixteen ships here, subs everywhere.

00:20:27.000 I think I'm gonna take all of Cuba and prepare for an invasion of Colombia. 1.00

00:20:33.000 That's my big play.

00:20:36.000 Southwest front is totally stable.

00:20:39.000 They have no army at all So, let me take this and I'll take this city in this province here Speed 75 I'll send this

00:21:04.000 I'll leave the railroad guns behind, I'll send everything else forward.

00:21:07.000 You know what, I'll leave the heavy tank to guard the railroad guns.

00:21:14.000 Okay.

00:21:17.000 All this, move over here.

00:21:19.000 I can, I think I can probably take this, right?

00:21:24.000 We'll see.

00:21:27.000 Start moving these guys here.

00:21:28.000 I just gotta make sure there's no, um, militia hiding in the hills.

00:21:34.000 That's the only thing.

00:21:39.000 Okay.

00:21:40.000 And we'll send these guys in.

00:21:45.000 I love this song by the way.

00:21:47.000 It's on my Discover Weekly Pretty Fire.

00:21:51.000 Uh, oh, it looks like I was doing work on Nebraska, so I could maybe...

00:21:57.000 Let's do a little something in the north here.

00:22:00.000 Let's do... This guy here.

00:22:05.000 I'll attack here.

00:22:13.000 And then I'll send one guy over here.

00:22:16.000 Okay.

00:22:18.000 What else?

00:22:19.000 Okay, so that's that.

00:22:20.000 Now, move my navy into formation here. 0.92

00:22:25.000 Get my subs together. 0.99

00:22:27.000 I'm gonna build another sub.

00:22:30.000 And then, more battleships.

00:22:38.000 More battleships.

00:22:42.000 Get my cruiser going over here.

00:22:49.000 Should I do another cruiser?

00:22:50.000 I think I'll just do more battleships.

00:22:53.000 Okay.

00:22:55.000 That's that.

00:22:57.000 Okay, and... Let's see.

00:23:00.000 That's good.

00:23:00.000 Let's see what's going on here.

00:23:03.000 I think I'm just gonna move him in.

00:23:05.000 This guy can go in there.

00:23:12.000 Send him up.

00:23:16.000 What else?

00:23:17.000 This guy's...

00:23:19.000 Oh, what happened here?

00:23:20.000 I guess someone snuck up behind me.

00:23:32.000 Send him forward.

00:23:33.000 I'll put one infantry there.

00:23:34.000 I'll move him a little further up.

00:23:49.000 If I could take this city, I could start building ships over here.

00:23:53.000 And then we'll check here.

00:23:54.000 Everything's cool here.

00:23:57.000 I need a scout.

00:24:03.000 And then I'll feel better about taking this.

00:24:05.000 Okay.

00:24:07.000 All right, all right, all right, all right.

00:24:09.000 Okay.

00:24:10.000 So that's all set.

00:24:11.000 Let me get these units up. 0.97

00:24:14.000 Purchase the one.

00:24:19.000 Move him up here.

00:24:23.000 And I think we're all set.

00:24:25.000 Okay.

00:24:26.000 Let me check my notice though real quick.

00:24:32.000 Oh, it just revolted.

00:24:33.000 Okay.

00:24:35.000 That explains it.

00:24:40.000 So I'll just have him recapture this then.

00:24:44.000 What else?

00:24:44.000 What other notice we got?

00:24:49.000 Tank Brigade? 1.00

00:24:54.000 Oh damn. 0.99

00:25:00.000 Let me light this up just in case there's a militia or something there. 0.99

00:25:06.000 Okay, I got 20,000.

00:25:08.000 This is gonna be great because once my research is done I'm gonna just build a ton of nuclear missiles.

00:25:15.000 I just have to finish these two, and then I research this.

00:25:19.000 And then I'm just building 100 nuclear rockets.

00:25:23.000 They take a lot of man- I think it's 8,000.

00:25:25.000 Yeah, 8,300 manpower.

00:25:28.000 But I'm saving up.

00:25:29.000 Okay.

00:25:31.000 Alright, let's take a look.

00:25:32.000 So that's that.

00:25:33.000 I want to react now to the Grand Theft Auto 6 trailer.

00:25:38.000 I was gonna react to the Grand Theft Auto trailer this morning, but...

00:25:44.000 It came out yesterday.

00:25:45.000 I don't know if you saw this, but they were going to publish it today at like 8 a.m., but I guess it leaked yesterday on Twitter, so they just dropped it anyway, and I'll pull up the tweet.

00:25:58.000 It was actually kind of depressing.

00:26:01.000 Let me get on Twitter here and pull up Rockstar, because Rockstar put out this statement, and they're like, well, the trailer leaked, so here it is anyway, and it's really depressing.

00:26:13.000 So yeah, here, on December 4th, they say, watch Trailer 1 on YouTube, Tuesday, December 5th at 9 a.m.

00:26:20.000 And then yesterday, at like 5 o'clock in the evening, they said, our trailer has leaked, so just watch the real thing on YouTube.

00:26:29.000 How depressing is that?

00:26:33.000 Grand Theft Auto V came out 10 years ago.

00:26:36.000 Literally 10 years ago.

00:26:38.000 People have been anticipating this game for a decade.

00:26:42.000 They have this big reveal planned, and it leaks the day before, so they go, ah, well, here it is, I guess.

00:26:52.000 Here it is anyway, even though it already leaked.

00:26:56.000 Which is really a shame that it's come to this.

00:27:04.000 Kaiser Rev says, Copium. 0.99

00:27:06.000 Dude, this sucks! 1.00

00:27:09.000 They ruined it! 1.00

00:27:10.000 Don't say coping!

00:27:11.000 He says coping.

00:27:13.000 I'm not coping! 0.99

00:27:14.000 This sucks! 0.88

00:27:16.000 12 years ago? 0.99

00:27:17.000 No, it came out in 2013. 0.74

00:27:18.000 Dummy, you don't even know what you're talking about.

00:27:22.000 So, uh, Oswee says 12 years ago. 0.92

00:27:26.000 No, dude.

00:27:29.000 Came out in 2013.

00:27:30.000 September 2013.

00:27:31.000 Nice try, though.

00:27:32.000 It came out 12 years ago.

00:27:35.000 No, it didn't, dude.

00:27:36.000 10 years ago.

00:27:39.000 Anyway.

00:27:44.000 Why did Discord?

00:27:46.000 Discord replied, all right, I'm gonna need two numbers.

00:27:48.000 Oh, that's the, uh, that's the Grand Theft Auto coffee pasta.

00:27:54.000 That's kind of cack, I guess.

00:27:59.000 Anyway.

00:28:00.000 All right, so let's watch the trailer.

00:28:01.000 I'm gonna pause the music, and let's watch the trailer.

00:28:05.000 Let me turn up the volume here, and we'll watch it.

00:28:08.000 Late.

00:28:09.000 A day late.

00:28:12.000 Alright, here we go.

00:28:17.000 Lucia, do you know why you're here?

00:28:20.000 Bad luck, I guess.

00:28:30.000 There was a girl I knew She said she cared about me

00:28:38.000 She tried to make my world The way she thought it should be Yeah, we were desperate to build To have each other before

00:29:08.000 Well, look who's back!

00:29:10.000 The only way we're gonna get through this is by sticking together.

00:29:18.000 Being a team.

00:29:24.000 Trust?

00:29:26.000 Trust.

00:29:39.000 Honestly, I'm kind of underwhelmed and I don't know if it's because We've been waiting for 10 years.

00:29:45.000 So like nothing would live up to the hype Or maybe we just need to see gameplay or whatever, but I don't know I feel like I saw this and I was just sort of not that excited about it And also I I can't do the female protagonist thing I

00:30:04.000 And I think they're trying to have the best of both worlds by having it be a couple.

00:30:09.000 Because I guess that's a little more plausible.

00:30:13.000 Like, in other words, I don't think it's plausible that a woman is a Grand Theft Auto character. 0.95

00:30:21.000 Because women do not commit heists, women do not steal cars, like that. 1.00

00:30:30.000 So to have a female protagonist and sort of be independent would be totally ridiculous. 1.00

00:30:35.000 Nobody would buy that.

00:30:37.000 Literally, I mean no one would believe that and no one would purchase the game if it was just a woman leader or a woman main character. 0.99

00:30:44.000 It just wouldn't even make any sense.

00:30:46.000 So I think they're trying to kind of hedge their bets where they bring in a woman to be the protagonist but at the same time it's just a 0.98

00:30:58.000 It's the girlfriend of a male main character.

00:31:04.000 And that makes it more plausible that the guy's the leader and she's with him and, you know, that makes a little more sense.

00:31:11.000 But, still, you have to play as the woman. 0.60

00:31:14.000 You're gonna have to play as the girl. 0.99

00:31:17.000 Just like in Grand Theft Auto 5 I would imagine you have to, excuse me, play as the three different characters.

00:31:23.000 It would seem that in Grand Theft Auto 6 you're gonna have to play as her.

00:31:28.000 And I don't want to play as her.

00:31:30.000 I don't want to play as some girl. 1.00

00:31:32.000 It doesn't even make any sense. 0.92

00:31:34.000 You're gonna run up to a cop and punch a cop as a woman? 1.00

00:31:37.000 That doesn't make any sense.

00:31:42.000 So, I don't know why we need to change it up.

00:31:46.000 I mean, we know why, but it's so unnecessary.

00:31:50.000 And the thing is,

00:31:52.000 I feel like they make that to pander to women, but women don't even play these games. 1.00

00:31:56.000 You think women are going out and buying Grand Theft Auto 6? 1.00

00:31:59.000 They're not.

00:32:00.000 It's just like with Star Wars.

00:32:03.000 They make the lead of the Star Wars sequel trilogy a woman.

00:32:06.000 Women don't like Star Wars! 1.00

00:32:09.000 Men like Star Wars. 0.69

00:32:12.000 And not only do women not like it, but women don't even understand it. 1.00

00:32:18.000 You know?

00:32:19.000 Like...

00:32:21.000 All these new Star Wars shows that they're making on TV, not to change the subject, but you can always tell which ones are made by a woman and which ones are made by a guy. 0.87

00:32:32.000 Because women don't understand what makes Star Wars good. 1.00

00:32:37.000 And as a matter of fact, I don't think they know how to make good movies, period.

00:32:43.000 They don't understand the magic of it.

00:32:46.000 And so, they think it's just like a... They think it's like a superhero movie set in space.

00:32:51.000 They think it's like a generic action movie in outer space.

00:32:56.000 And so they say, we'll do a little lightsaber battle here, and, you know, she's gonna say a cool line here, and, you know, this one's gonna be a freaking badass... George Lucas was a student of Joseph Campbell.

00:33:10.000 He studied the monomyth.

00:33:12.000 He studied the art of myth-making.

00:33:16.000 And Star Wars is like as complex as the Bible, basically.

00:33:19.000 Not really, but... It's a deep, intricate plot with archetypes and the fundamentals of storytelling.

00:33:30.000 And now they just make these movies where they're like, so what if there was like a girl Jedi? 0.92

00:33:35.000 And she turned and she was like...

00:33:38.000 After you and you know your turn hombre and then she was like and then she did some action and Like there was a scene in the Ahsoka show Where there's some rebel rebellious chick some Twi'lek Rebellious girl and she's got a need for speed. 0.99

00:33:56.000 She's driving a speed bike and they're like get back here and 0.92

00:34:01.000 And she's like, heh, no.

00:34:04.000 No, I just have a need for speed.

00:34:06.000 I just gotta go fast right now.

00:34:07.000 And they're like, you can't- Well, we gotta- Here she goes again!

00:34:12.000 There she goes again! 0.99

00:34:13.000 Oh, we just can't contain her. 1.00

00:34:16.000 We just can't rein her in.

00:34:18.000 And she's driving down the thing.

00:34:20.000 She's like, winking.

00:34:21.000 Heh. 0.99

00:34:22.000 See ya later, sucker. 1.00

00:34:25.000 And this is all women can do, is sort of like cargo cult. 1.00

00:34:29.000 These sort of tired, rehashed generic characters or scenes or personalities and sort of just going through the motions.

00:34:41.000 Anyway, not to totally change the subject, but the thing is it doesn't work when women come in, in my opinion, ever, and try and tell a story. 1.00

00:34:53.000 Period.

00:34:53.000 But especially when it comes to things like

00:34:57.000 Science fiction or crime because they don't get it.

00:35:00.000 They're not about that life.

00:35:03.000 That's why all organized crime is run by guys.

00:35:07.000 All mobster movies is guys.

00:35:11.000 All violent criminals are guys.

00:35:13.000 So it doesn't work within the game and like they're trying to appeal to women doesn't make sense either.

00:35:19.000 Women don't like this stuff. 1.00

00:35:22.000 So I don't want to try something new and play as a girl, you know, unless it's funny. 0.98

00:35:28.000 Unless you get a girl's skin and she has big tits or something, and it's funny, it's like ironic, and you're playing as a girl. 0.97

00:35:35.000 But a girl as the main character in the story? 0.99

00:35:39.000 Doesn't make any sense.

00:35:42.000 So, anyway.

00:35:43.000 But let's go through.

00:35:44.000 We'll watch it one more time, maybe with the volume off.

00:35:49.000 So it's set in Miami.

00:35:50.000 I mean, that's cool.

00:35:53.000 I like Miami, so that's fire.

00:35:55.000 Lucia, do you know why you're here?

00:35:58.000 Bad luck, I guess.

00:36:02.000 That's what I'm talking about.

00:36:03.000 Who wants to play as this? 0.62

00:36:04.000 Who wants to play as some black girl? 1.00

00:36:18.000 We don't have to really watch the whole thing, I guess.

00:36:21.000 A lot of people, by the way, were criticizing this scene.

00:36:27.000 I saw a lot of people on right-wing Twitter were complaining about this.

00:36:30.000 And they said, wow, Miami, it's not even Vince.

00:36:36.000 Can somebody send me the tweet?

00:36:38.000 What did Vince James say about it?

00:36:39.000 Or this one?

00:36:42.000 This guy says, GTA looks like modern day America.

00:36:46.000 I thought people played video games to escape reality.

00:36:51.000 And it's like... Yeah, that's kind of the point. 0.95

00:36:54.000 It's a video game about committing crime and you're surprised there's black people in it. 1.00

00:36:59.000 It's a... The game is called Grand Theft Auto. 0.97

00:37:01.000 Do you know what Grand Theft Auto means?

00:37:04.000 It means people stealing cars.

00:37:07.000 That's the name of a real crime.

00:37:09.000 People stealing cars.

00:37:11.000 Wait a second. 0.99

00:37:12.000 There's black people in my video game about stealing cars and hookers and doing drugs? 1.00

00:37:18.000 This is not what I- What do you think it's supposed to be? 0.98

00:37:22.000 What did you want?

00:37:23.000 A homesteader simulator?

00:37:26.000 Berry picking si- You know, picking berries in the garden with my wife and my ten white children.

00:37:34.000 With my shield maiden and my ten white chad- chad soy jack kids.

00:37:42.000 So you really wanna leave the city and be a homesteader?

00:37:45.000 Yes.

00:37:46.000 Like, did they want that the video game?

00:37:49.000 Cause it's called Grand Theft Auto!

00:37:50.000 It's a game about- It's a game about crime.

00:37:56.000 And people said, not in my video game about crime.

00:38:02.000 That's kind of the whole point.

00:38:03.000 I mean, Grand Theft Auto is 20 years old.

00:38:08.000 It was always like this.

00:38:10.000 Vice City, GTA 4, GTA 5, that's what it is.

00:38:16.000 I thought people played video games to escape reality.

00:38:18.000 No, I think people watch sports to escape reality.

00:38:21.000 And yeah, I mean, they play video games to an extent to do that as well.

00:38:26.000 But it's also about ideation.

00:38:29.000 It's about fantasy.

00:38:33.000 This is like modern-day America. 0.73

00:38:35.000 I love Anthony Cumia's tweet.

00:38:40.000 I was laughing my ass off.

00:38:42.000 Anthony Cumia has to be the most red-pilled boomer in America. 1.00

00:38:46.000 He says, the big difference with the game is you can properly deal with these pieces of shit. 1.00

00:38:56.000 His whole timeline for like 10 years has just been shitting on black people. 1.00

00:39:02.000 He's been doing this longer than anybody. 0.99

00:39:05.000 The other thing that I love about Kumia is you have all these like right-wing dissident commentators like Scott Greer.

00:39:14.000 Scott Greer's big schtick is he calls black people magic Americans and whenever black people are up to trouble he says, well, well, well.

00:39:24.000 This is very magical. 0.92

00:39:25.000 Let's check in on Magic Americans.

00:39:29.000 And he's supposed to be a right-wing extremist, and he's like a millennial. 1.00

00:39:33.000 Anthony Cumia is like a boomer radio show host, and he's like, I like Grand Theft Auto because you can deal with these pieces of shit! 1.00

00:39:41.000 They're like monkeys! 1.00

00:39:43.000 The stuff that he says on his timeline is so out of pocket. 0.99

00:39:51.000 Shocking video shows white cop laughing while using stun gun on black man. 0.99

00:39:56.000 Truth is, law enforcement has had it with these thugs. 1.00

00:39:59.000 This is the result of black fatigue. 1.00

00:40:02.000 Every time these cops go out, they have to deal with these pieces of garbage it takes to install. 0.99

00:40:08.000 It's all timeline. 0.99

00:40:12.000 Multicultural and richer chokes a Canadian man as he begs for his life. 1.00

00:40:16.000 There was a time.

00:40:18.000 Which, what do you think he's implying there?

00:40:26.000 Another day, another brawl between doctors and engineers at an airport.

00:40:29.000 Why does this keep happening?

00:40:30.000 See, even this guy.

00:40:32.000 Oh, let's check in on the doctors and engineers.

00:40:37.000 And Kumia comes in.

00:40:40.000 Yards away from the white man's most amazing invention, flight. 0.54

00:40:44.000 And this is how they act.

00:40:46.000 They don't deserve our amazing innovations.

00:40:48.000 We don't deserve to put up with this.

00:40:53.000 I just love that.

00:40:54.000 I love that.

00:40:55.000 A wild black is escorted out of a carnival cruise by security. 0.98

00:41:02.000 They're taking

00:41:10.000 We're good to go.

00:41:31.000 He was just a radio host. 0.90

00:41:33.000 He was just one of the biggest radio hosts in New York City who just started to hate black criminals and like lost his career over it or blew up his big show Opie and Anthony. 0.99

00:41:46.000 And just for like 15 years has been on Twitter just shitting on black people every day. 0.98

00:41:52.000 There's like this old school radio host in New York who just really has it out. 1.00

00:41:59.000 And he's far, he's like way more radical and explicit than all these pussies in politics. 1.00

00:42:06.000 That's what's funny about it, to me. 0.98

00:42:08.000 It's just every, every day, every hour.

00:42:10.000 And you don't have, you don't have to even go that far.

00:42:23.000 Let's see.

00:42:36.000 Germany needs a no-nonsense leader.

00:42:38.000 Someone with a solution to remedy the problems they face.

00:42:42.000 This is just all day, every day.

00:42:45.000 Worthless burdens, he says.

00:42:49.000 About, you guessed it.

00:42:52.000 Anyway.

00:42:54.000 So he says about the... About Grand Theft Auto.

00:43:00.000 You got all these... And I like this guy, by the way.

00:43:03.000 I like IAMYES. 0.79

00:43:04.000 He's a good account.

00:43:05.000 I'm not specifically talking about him.

00:43:08.000 But a lot of these people are like, man, you know, this video game has too many black people, Kumi. 1.00

00:43:14.000 Well, at least you could kill them. 1.00

00:43:16.000 At least you could kill them in the game. 1.00

00:43:19.000 Anyway. 0.99

00:43:21.000 But I also saw, where's the tweet?

00:43:22.000 Somebody sent me the tweet from Vince James.

00:43:26.000 What's his, where is it?

00:43:28.000 Does somebody have that on... Somebody send that to me on Telegram.

00:43:34.000 Don't get me wrong.

00:43:35.000 I love Vince, but Vince tweeted something where he was like He said oh, you know the United States is only 13% black So why are there all these black people in this trailer?

00:43:50.000 I saw somebody even counted them They labeled all the black people and it's like if you've ever been to Miami Beach Okay, that's what it looks like

00:44:02.000 So, the outrage I don't really get.

00:44:05.000 You know, all these, like, right-wing people, it's like the worst discourse right now.

00:44:10.000 All the right-wing people are like, wow.

00:44:13.000 Wow, they really negrified Miami Beach.

00:44:17.000 It's like, that's the one thing where you really can't over-represent the black population. 0.99

00:44:23.000 You know, if you're doing a Lysol commercial, and it's a commercial about an intact family and a two-parent household, and they're upper-middle class, and they're like, oh, oh you, you know, you're so silly. 0.93

00:44:38.000 If you're doing a commercial about paper towels, and it's an intact family, and they're like, oh, you made a mess again, let's get the paper towels, and it's all black people, 1.00

00:44:49.000 You know, then it's like, that's a stretch. 0.97

00:44:51.000 Okay, maybe there's too many blacks in this commercial. 1.00

00:44:55.000 Or there's like a, there's a Verizon commercial where there's a white guy and he's like, DUH! 0.97

00:45:00.000 I can't figure out how to work this phone, DUH!

00:45:03.000 I pay way too much on my wireless bill! 1.00

00:45:06.000 And then some black guy comes up and he's like, hey you fucking dumb idiot, Verizon has all new, look at you stupid ass, here's a pamphlet, can you even read? 1.00

00:45:15.000 And the white guy's like, DUH! 1.00

00:45:16.000 Thank you!

00:45:18.000 That I'll grant you. 0.95

00:45:19.000 That's ridiculous. 0.90

00:45:22.000 But this is what Miami Beach looks like, okay?

00:45:25.000 So I mean, that argument works with like 9 out of 10 commercials or 9 out of 10 sitcoms, but this is like what Miami Beach looks like.

00:45:34.000 Have you ever heard of Spring Break?

00:45:36.000 That's what it looks like.

00:45:38.000 And I'm not even specifically talking about Miami because Miami has different neighborhoods and you know, maybe maybe Brickell doesn't look like this and Yeah, there are of course.

00:45:50.000 I think it's like 60 or 70 percent Hispanic But this is Miami Beach Clearly this is a depiction of Miami Beach and if you go to Miami Beach, this is what it looks like

00:46:04.000 So, I mean, and again, even if you showed a different part of Miami and you said, oh, you know, well, this neighborhood's Hispanic, I'd say, okay, maybe.

00:46:13.000 But you go to Miami Beach, this is what it looks like.

00:46:17.000 So, this is not very political.

00:46:20.000 That's just an accurate depiction.

00:46:23.000 So clearly people haven't been there.

00:46:29.000 This is cool.

00:46:32.000 This is fire, honestly.

00:46:34.000 I've done this so much.

00:46:36.000 Not this specifically, but I've gone to Miami and rented a convertible and drove down the highway, and it is sick.

00:46:44.000 The weather.

00:46:45.000 I love that city.

00:46:46.000 I love the weather.

00:46:48.000 I love that it has skyscrapers.

00:46:50.000 Miami is actually number three in the United States for skyscrapers, which is sort of surprising because you usually don't think of Miami as a super dense major city.

00:47:01.000 At least,

00:47:02.000 I feel like people think of New York, LA, Chicago, but Miami is actually number three for skyscrapers.

00:47:08.000 So you got the beach, the weather, the skyscrapers, and they're pretty... it's sort of different architecture than the rest of America.

00:47:17.000 So I like this.

00:47:18.000 I think this looks sick.

00:47:21.000 And this is pretty... this is pretty accurate as well.

00:47:25.000 This is sick.

00:47:30.000 And this, too.

00:47:30.000 Yeah, see, I love this, honestly.

00:47:32.000 I just want to see the gameplay, though.

00:47:35.000 Because a lot of this stuff looks cool and everything, but what's actually going to be the gameplay?

00:47:40.000 You know?

00:47:41.000 It seems, though, that all these little segments, you know, where it says, uh, official poach, follow, it seems like they're going to incorporate, like, it's going to be like a meta game.

00:47:57.000 Because I would imagine that they developed this for 10 years and with the success of Grand Theft Auto 5 online, it seems like the trend is towards building these super games that have sort of like an interface with like social media in reality.

00:48:18.000 Like with Fortnite, for example, Fortnite, where they have all these, you know, Fortnite and Roblox, they have collaborations with all these other big franchises, and they have these create-your-own-games, and it turns into, like, an everything game.

00:48:32.000 It turns into, like, a Ready Player One, like, it's an everything game.

00:48:35.000 And I feel like Grand Theft Auto 6, they can't develop it for 10 years and then release, like, GTA V 2.

00:48:43.000 In other words, like, everything we're used to, like an open-world game with online, but just, you know, marginally better graphics in a different location.

00:48:53.000 I would imagine this is going to be a truly next-generation game, and it's going to be very innovative in the way that they sort of incorporate social media in-game and outside of the game.

00:49:04.000 That's sort of my big, and I don't, I'm not one of these, like, game journalists.

00:49:08.000 I haven't followed all of this, you know.

00:49:13.000 But I feel like that's where they're going with it, especially since all these big streamers like Aiden Ross and Jackson Henkel and others have said that they were approached and they're gonna be in the game.

00:49:25.000 It would seem like that's where it's headed, is incorporating live streaming and real-life social media.

00:49:33.000 So I'm actually pretty interested, but I also just want to see the gameplay.

00:49:41.000 And I wonder, have they released anything new?

00:49:44.000 I think I had Rockstar up here, right?

00:49:57.000 Okay, so that's all?

00:50:03.000 Alright, well, I guess it's coming out in 2025, so we'll see.

00:50:09.000 I want gameplay though.

00:50:10.000 I want to see what the actual gameplay looks like.

00:50:15.000 Pretty exciting though.

00:50:16.000 We waited 10 years for this.

00:50:19.000 And it's finally here.

00:50:21.000 I remember getting Grand Theft Auto V when I was like a junior in high school or sophomore or whatever.

00:50:27.000 I remember it came out, and the day that it came out, all my friends were at my house, and were like, yo, GTA V just came out, we gotta go to GameStop and get it now!

00:50:39.000 And I remember asking my dad, I was like, Dad, can you drive us to get GTA V?

00:50:45.000 Even when I was like 15, my parents were like, I don't know if you should be playing that.

00:50:51.000 I'm like, Dad, I'm 15, let me play!

00:50:54.000 Let me play GTA 5.

00:50:56.000 Are you serious?

00:51:00.000 And I forget if we wound up getting it that night, but I remember it was such a big deal.

00:51:04.000 I think I was, uh... I must have been a sophomore or freshman in high school.

00:51:10.000 Takes me back.

00:51:12.000 It's gonna come out in 2025.

00:51:13.000 I'll be 27 years old.

00:51:16.000 And the game came out, the previous one, when I was 15.

00:51:21.000 Pretty crazy. 1.00

00:51:23.000 But yeah, the only thing I remember is that my parents gave me shit. 0.99

00:51:28.000 I was like, can we go? 0.98

00:51:30.000 I think one of my friends had their permit, so we were able to drive there by ourselves.

00:51:36.000 And I remember saying, yo, we're gonna go to GameStop and get GTA V. And my parents were like, whoa, not so fast.

00:51:43.000 I'm like, are you serious?

00:51:44.000 I'm 15 years old, you won't let me play GTA V?

00:51:49.000 And we used to just take turns.

00:51:52.000 I remember back in the old days, like I said, I think I said this last night or last week.

00:51:59.000 Back in the old days, you'd get a single player game and you'd literally take turns.

00:52:05.000 You know, so we'd have four or five people hanging out and we'd just pass the controller off until somebody died.

00:52:12.000 Do you remember that?

00:52:13.000 I don't, do kids do that anymore?

00:52:16.000 Because back in those days, there wasn't... I mean, people played video games online.

00:52:21.000 You know, people did Xbox Live and they did, like, Call of Duty.

00:52:25.000 But when it was things like Red Dead Redemption or Grand Theft Auto, you'd literally all sit around the TV with one controller and pass the controller around.

00:52:34.000 Do kids do that anymore?

00:52:35.000 Or do they all play online?

00:52:40.000 And anyway, do you remember how annoying it was when you'd be playing and, like, your friend would just try to stay alive no matter what?

00:52:49.000 And you'd be like, alright, you gotta try and die now.

00:52:52.000 Like, alright, you gotta go and get a five-star wanted level.

00:52:55.000 Like, go out.

00:52:56.000 You gotta fight the cops now. 1.00

00:52:58.000 Because there was always that one person who would just, like, do the cheapest shit. 0.99

00:53:03.000 They would go into the tunnel. 0.99

00:53:05.000 Off the highway, you know what I'm talking about?

00:53:07.000 To get rid of the cops, they just wait there for the wanted level to go down, and then they just come back out, and it's like, they got a whole new turn. 1.00

00:53:14.000 And it'd be like, dude, just go fucking die! 1.00

00:53:17.000 Because I would always, I would always have the proper etiquette, right? 1.00

00:53:21.000 I would sort of, you know, I'd play, I'd have fun, and then after it was like five or ten minutes, I'd, I'd be a little riskier, and I'd try to go and die.

00:53:31.000 But some people it's like they just wouldn't they they're like I'm gonna make my turn last as long as possible.

00:53:36.000 It's like bro Not that's not good etiquette Go to the military base time's up go to the military base go to the airport, you know do something Because we're tired of waiting for you.

00:53:50.000 They go and hide in the tunnel really fag Anyway 1.00

00:53:56.000 And that was, you know, 10 years ago.

00:53:59.000 And then, I remember when, right when we were about to graduate, it came out on all the next-gen consoles, and they had the first person.

00:54:06.000 And I remember going to my buddy's house.

00:54:09.000 My buddy had a, he had an Xbox One.

00:54:13.000 or something and he bought the he bought gta5 on the xbox one where you could do the first person mode i remember going just wanting to go to his house so i could play it in first person because i i think i had a ps3 i didn't have a ps4 yet and that was sick at the time now nobody cared now you know whatever everyone has gta5 on pc or whatever but

00:54:40.000 Those were the days, huh?

00:54:42.000 Good times.

00:54:43.000 Anyway, so there's your trailer.

00:54:45.000 What do you think?

00:54:47.000 Do we like GTA 6?

00:54:49.000 Give me a 1 in the chat if you think it's a good trailer.

00:54:52.000 2 if it's disappointing.

00:54:54.000 1 if you're excited.

00:54:55.000 2 if you're disappointed.

00:54:58.000 I want to get a quick poll.

00:55:01.000 See what the audience thinks.

00:55:10.000 I will see.

00:55:13.000 Nobody sent me that link to the Vince James tweet, by the way.

00:55:17.000 The Groypers are really failing me here. 1.00

00:55:24.000 Oh no, here it is now.

00:55:25.000 Banana sent it.

00:55:26.000 Thank you, Banana.

00:55:28.000 Banana is honestly the number one loyalist.

00:55:32.000 He sent it.

00:55:33.000 So this is Vince's... I love Vince, but it's like, bruh.

00:55:38.000 Only 13% of the population, but 90% of the NPCs.

00:55:43.000 He says, geez, it was just a joke.

00:55:46.000 37 replies, lol. 1.00

00:55:49.000 Look at these faggots. 1.00

00:55:51.000 It's all so tiresome. 1.00

00:55:54.000 It's all so tiresome.

00:55:56.000 It's a video game about Miami Beach, bro!

00:56:00.000 It's about the criminal underworld of Miami. 0.99

00:56:02.000 Of course it's gonna be all black people. 0.99

00:56:05.000 It's not a video game about North Dakota. 0.98

00:56:08.000 It's not a video game about... This is not Andrew Torba's Homestead Simulator.

00:56:19.000 Andrew Torba's... Chad Wojak Simulator.

00:56:24.000 Wait, you really wanna leave Vice City to grow radishes on a farm?

00:56:28.000 Yes.

00:56:30.000 You know, and a bunch of Chad babies with pacifiers? 0.99

00:56:33.000 Yes.

00:56:35.000 And a female trad wife woejack? 1.00

00:56:38.000 Yes. 1.00

00:56:39.000 Wait, you really don't want a ride-or-die mulatto bitch who's gonna sell drugs with you? 1.00

00:56:45.000 Yes. 1.00

00:56:47.000 Yes, I do.

00:56:48.000 Parallel economy.

00:56:57.000 Yes!

00:56:59.000 Yes!

00:57:00.000 She says.

00:57:01.000 Wait a second. 1.00

00:57:04.000 You don't want to be a mulatto ride-or-die bitch who's gonna sell drugs? 1.00

00:57:07.000 Yes. 1.00

00:57:19.000 Where's the one with the babies? 0.99

00:57:33.000 Let's see.

00:57:34.000 Tradwife and fiction.

00:57:36.000 I'll allow you to play video games, watch anime while I clean, home, and cook.

00:57:40.000 Don't think that just because I'm not a boomer I'll make the same mistake... Okay, too much reading.

00:57:45.000 I don't want to read all that shit. 0.99

00:57:46.000 This. 1.00

00:57:46.000 This is what I was looking for. 1.00

00:57:50.000 They thought GTA 6... All the right-wing people thought GTA 6 was going to be this.

00:57:57.000 Trads when GTA 6 isn't this.

00:58:01.000 Want to be extremists?

00:58:02.000 Sure.

00:58:04.000 Why is Grand Theft Auto not a white trad farm simulator? 1.00

00:58:11.000 This is why conservatives suck. 0.99

00:58:14.000 I want to live in Miami. 1.00

00:58:15.000 I want to carry a gun. 1.00

00:58:17.000 I want to live in Miami and drive a pimp car and carry a gun and get into shit and eat Cuban sandwiches. 1.00

00:58:27.000 That's what I want my life to be. 0.99

00:58:31.000 And, you know, I'll settle down when I'm older.

00:58:33.000 End of the male life cycle when I'm older.

00:58:36.000 Then I'll be a procurement vessel for resources for my wife and kids. 0.99

00:58:41.000 Until then, I'm gonna be an adventurer.

00:58:45.000 Anyway, let's check in.

00:58:46.000 Let's see how we're doing on Call of War.

00:58:48.000 Real quick, real quickly, just see what's going on here.

00:58:54.000 Get a little lay of the land.

00:59:00.000 I need a militia though.

00:59:09.000 Oh, that's why he's going so slow, do I?

00:59:17.000 Okay, we're doing good there.

00:59:23.000 What do I need for my invasion force?

00:59:25.000 I got anti-air, anti-tank.

00:59:28.000 I need more infantry.

00:59:33.000 Motorized will do because the battleships are gonna do all the heavy lifting. 1.00

00:59:37.000 So I Could just do some motorized infantry send them down there.

00:59:42.000 I'll bring this heavy tank down.

00:59:43.000 I need some armor as well Maybe I'll do another tank And did that go through breath there we go I'll do

01:00:03.000 More motorized infantry.

01:00:06.000 Oh, you know what else I should do though?

01:00:07.000 I really should do paratroopers.

01:00:10.000 So I could fly them in.

01:00:11.000 If I take over one city with an airport, I could just ship them in. 0.79

01:00:15.000 I could fly them in.

01:00:18.000 Where do I have a barracks?

01:00:21.000 Here we go.

01:00:23.000 Do some paratroopers.

01:00:25.000 Okay.

01:00:27.000 And more battleships.

01:00:37.000 Okay.

01:00:39.000 Okay, and we'll check in the Northeast.

01:00:42.000 How are we doing up here?

01:00:43.000 Okay, looks like there's no... What?

01:00:47.000 How did this?

01:00:48.000 How did this?

01:00:49.000 How did I lose this?

01:00:50.000 There must be a militia somewhere here.

01:00:52.000 Because... I don't know how I lost this province otherwise.

01:01:01.000 Okay.

01:01:03.000 Got that cooking up.

01:01:05.000 And... Let's...

01:01:09.000 Let's scout this out see what's doing here Start sending this guy this way And he's gonna take this plane so don't have to worry about militias Same here, I'll push this And Do I have a

01:01:38.000 Interceptor out here?

01:01:39.000 No interceptors?

01:01:41.000 Bruh.

01:01:43.000 I need at least one out here.

01:01:44.000 While he's doing this, I'll do... Do I have a lower level interceptor anywhere?

01:01:54.000 You know, I don't really need any support here.

01:02:02.000 I guess I'll bring him over here.

01:02:04.000 Okay.

01:02:07.000 Oh, they got a plane up here? 1.00

01:02:08.000 Okay, damn. 1.00

01:02:12.000 Whatever, then. 1.00

01:02:13.000 Bombers. 0.61

01:02:17.000 What's this?

01:02:19.000 Anti-air?

01:02:20.000 Whatever.

01:02:24.000 We'll push that.

01:02:26.000 Okay.

01:02:27.000 Okay.

01:02:28.000 Call of War.

01:02:28.000 You know, the Call of War is calling to me.

01:02:35.000 Let's see if I got any new intel.

01:02:47.000 No comms.

01:02:49.000 Oh, here we go.

01:02:50.000 Central America received a message from Colombia.

01:02:55.000 How are things, neighbor?

01:02:56.000 Sorry, I've been preoccupied fending off an invasion from Venezuela, I assume. 0.99

01:03:03.000 Do we have comms from Colombia?

01:03:12.000 We do not.

01:03:15.000 Okay.

01:03:18.000 All right.

01:03:20.000 Yeah, see, this is gonna be my main foe here, is this coalition.

01:03:23.000 I mean, they really have nothing going on.

01:03:25.000 I look at their cities.

01:03:27.000 They don't have any industry.

01:03:28.000 They have not leveled up any of their production facilities.

01:03:34.000 I mean, look at this.

01:03:36.000 Level 1 industry?

01:03:37.000 They must have no production at all.

01:03:41.000 Level one industry, level one barracks, level one aircraft factory.

01:03:46.000 I don't even think they have... Okay, they got one naval base.

01:03:50.000 Colombia doesn't have one or I guess they have that one.

01:03:56.000 And now they have these from Venezuela, but still.

01:04:00.000 So it's doubtful that they even have ships. 0.98

01:04:03.000 Meanwhile, I'm churning out fucking a hundred ships every day. 0.98

01:04:12.000 Okay. 0.97

01:04:13.000 Yeah, so they are just so not ready for what's about to happen.

01:04:20.000 They are not prepared.

01:04:21.000 Can this guy take?

01:04:27.000 Yes, he can.

01:04:29.000 Send him over there.

01:04:30.000 Oh, and the supply drop is right there.

01:04:33.000 Beautiful.

01:04:35.000 What is this?

01:04:35.000 Is this planes?

01:04:37.000 We're good.

01:04:40.000 Man, this is going so well.

01:04:46.000 EMJ hacked?

01:04:50.000 Someone says E. Michael Jones got hacked.

01:05:03.000 I have no idea what this is.

01:05:10.000 People are saying E. Michael Jones got hacked on Cozy, but what is he?

01:05:13.000 I don't get it.

01:05:16.000 What's he streaming?

01:05:24.000 What is this?

01:05:35.000 I have no idea what this is.

01:05:38.000 I'll just text the dabs, tell them to shut it down. 1.00

01:05:42.000 Let's see.

01:06:05.000 Okay.

01:06:08.000 Yeah, I don't know what that's all about.

01:06:09.000 About whatevs.

01:06:13.000 Alright, anyway.

01:06:14.000 So that's Call of War.

01:06:16.000 Whoops.

01:06:17.000 Let's see.

01:06:17.000 What should I do with him anyway, though?

01:06:20.000 I guess I'll send him here.

01:06:21.000 Okay, alright.

01:06:22.000 So that's that.

01:06:23.000 That's Grand Theft Auto.

01:06:24.000 Yeah, that's my reaction to that.

01:06:28.000 Now I want to see what's going on with Biz.

01:06:30.000 In case you haven't noticed, Bitcoin is now at $44,000.

01:06:35.000 Let me actually check the current price, and I'll get our music back as well.

01:06:40.000 Look at this.

01:06:44.000 Look at this. 0.98

01:06:44.000 This is sick, dude. 0.98

01:06:47.000 Oh, this is too loud. 0.67

01:06:56.000 But check this out.

01:07:00.000 Bitcoin's at 44,000.

01:07:02.000 Look at the year.

01:07:04.000 164% on the year.

01:07:12.000 From 16,000 to 44,000.

01:07:14.000 This is very good for me.

01:07:16.000 This is very good for your friend, me.

01:07:21.000 Down 800 bucks today? 1.00

01:07:22.000 Dude, shut the fuck up. 1.00

01:07:24.000 Shut up, Bobo. 1.00

01:07:25.000 We'll check in on Biz. 1.00

01:07:26.000 We'll see what everybody's saying about this.

01:07:32.000 Get out of my way. 0.99

01:07:34.000 Yes, I'm fucking rich! 0.99

01:07:36.000 And the halving hasn't even happened yet. 0.99

01:07:38.000 Dude, so true.

01:07:39.000 This is me right now.

01:07:40.000 This is literally me.

01:07:44.000 Good for you, son. 1.00

01:07:45.000 Yeah, eat shit. 1.00

01:07:46.000 You probably have no coins. 1.00

01:07:47.000 You're a no-coiner. 0.93

01:07:53.000 100,000 waiting room.

01:07:56.000 Only green IDs will make it. 0.81

01:07:57.000 This is so real. 1.00

01:07:59.000 I want to see Bobo getting killed here. 0.99

01:08:02.000 I saw Autumn Gruyper posted that earlier today. 0.99

01:08:07.000 Buying Ethereum instead of Bitcoin is the worst mistake of your life.

01:08:10.000 Give me some financial advice in the live chat.

01:08:13.000 What do we think?

01:08:14.000 Give me your financial takes because I have mostly Bitcoin.

01:08:19.000 I have Bitcoin, I have Ethereum, I have Chainlink, I have Monero.

01:08:23.000 What are your hot takes though?

01:08:24.000 What do you think is the best thing to accumulate right now?

01:08:28.000 Should I keep my Bitcoin?

01:08:30.000 Should I hold it?

01:08:33.000 Or should I?

01:08:34.000 Someone was telling me that Ethereum is the one that I should invest in.

01:08:38.000 Should I sell all my Bitcoin and buy all Ethereum?

01:08:43.000 Put it all into GameStop, remember that?

01:08:47.000 Ask Paul Towne.

01:08:49.000 Ask Jews. 0.99

01:08:52.000 I actually did know a crypto Jew once.

01:08:55.000 In the sense that he traded cryptocurrency, not that he was secretly Jewish.

01:08:59.000 Call Joe the Boomer.

01:09:01.000 Is Joe the Boomer around? 0.77

01:09:02.000 I'll give him a call.

01:09:12.000 If he's around, I'll give him a call.

01:09:18.000 Let's see.

01:09:19.000 Everyone's spamming, call Joe the Boomer in the live chat.

01:09:22.000 Call Aiden Ross.

01:09:24.000 I do have his phone number, but he wouldn't answer.

01:09:26.000 He got told to stay away from me.

01:09:32.000 But I'll call Jay the B.

01:09:37.000 Let's see.

01:09:38.000 2024 Bull Run tops.

01:09:40.000 Bitcoin 120,000.

01:09:41.000 Ethereum 100,000.

01:09:43.000 LINK 30.

01:09:45.000 Ripple 4.

01:09:46.000 What about Monero?

01:09:47.000 What about XMR?

01:09:55.000 I believe it.

01:09:59.000 LINK has gone way up.

01:10:00.000 LINK is at 15, I think, right?

01:10:07.000 Yeah, Link has been blowing up.

01:10:09.000 I mean, not its all-time highs, but it's come back.

01:10:13.000 Somebody gave me 300 Chain Link, like, right around here, and I didn't sell it, and then it went down to, like, six bucks, four bucks.

01:10:25.000 So, I'm glad I held on to it.

01:10:30.000 Called PaulTown.

01:10:31.000 I don't have PaulTown on Discord.

01:10:34.000 If he has me, I'll call him.

01:10:35.000 I'll give him a call.

01:10:41.000 Let's see, where's Paul Town?

01:10:53.000 Three reasons why Chainlink can rally another 20%.

01:10:58.000 Link price nears ascending triangle breakout.

01:11:00.000 Link's price has been consolidating inside what appears to be an ascending triangle.

01:11:06.000 Link whales are accumulating.

01:11:11.000 Link marines are helping my price here.

01:11:17.000 I don't follow any of this stuff.

01:11:18.000 I just accumulate and I just don't even look at it.

01:11:20.000 I just keep accumulating more and more cryptocurrency and I just... I don't even pay any attention to it.

01:11:27.000 I'm just buying in.

01:11:28.000 Because I have to!

01:11:29.000 Because I can't hold... I can't hold cash.

01:11:32.000 Not being me.

01:11:33.000 The government will come in and just grab it. 0.88

01:11:36.000 So I gotta store my money up here.

01:11:40.000 Anyway, alright.

01:11:41.000 So that's that.

01:11:42.000 Little biz update.

01:11:45.000 Let's see what else is going around.

01:11:47.000 Who's calling me?

01:11:49.000 Paul Towne's calling me!

01:11:50.000 Alright, let's see.

01:11:54.000 Paul Towne is calling you, imagine.

01:11:57.000 Hey! 0.99

01:11:59.000 Hey, can you hear me?

01:12:01.000 Yeah, what's going on?

01:12:03.000 Not much, how are you doing?

01:12:04.000 Oh wait, hang on.

01:12:06.000 I can't hear you now.

01:12:08.000 Can you hear me now?

01:12:09.000 Yes.

01:12:09.000 All right, good, good, good.

01:12:11.000 Sorry.

01:12:11.000 How are you doing?

01:12:12.000 I'm good.

01:12:13.000 How are you doing?

01:12:13.000 I'm kind of done.

01:12:18.000 I was streaming and I found out you were streaming.

01:12:20.000 I was like, what's the point?

01:12:26.000 Oh, I'm sorry.

01:12:26.000 I didn't know you were streaming.

01:12:28.000 I got so upset.

01:12:29.000 I had to mute myself. 0.94

01:12:30.000 I was just cursing you out.

01:12:32.000 I'm sorry.

01:12:33.000 No, no.

01:12:34.000 Don't worry about it.

01:12:36.000 So what's going on with crypto?

01:12:40.000 I started talking about crypto and everybody started talking about you.

01:12:44.000 Oh, I don't even know.

01:12:45.000 It's just fake.

01:12:46.000 It's like everything else is a scam, but it's like a scam you can make money on.

01:12:51.000 I think it's the final pump, in my opinion.

01:12:53.000 I think it'll get to like $600,000 and it'll get shut down.

01:12:56.000 And then they're going to shut down crypto?

01:12:58.000 Yeah, it's going to hit the magic number, $600,000.

01:13:00.000 Or $6 million, but I think $600,000.

01:13:02.000 Hang on, you're quiet.

01:13:05.000 Can you turn your audio up?

01:13:06.000 Yeah, let me turn it up here.

01:13:07.000 All right, can you hear me?

01:13:10.000 It's kind of the same volume.

01:13:11.000 Is that better?

01:13:12.000 I wonder if I can... Is that better?

01:13:13.000 There we go!

01:13:14.000 Much better.

01:13:14.000 Alright, there we go, okay.

01:13:16.000 Alright, alright.

01:13:16.000 Now we're talking.

01:13:17.000 Yeah, no.

01:13:18.000 Yeah.

01:13:19.000 Yeah, no, I don't know.

01:13:21.000 I mean, it's kind of due for it.

01:13:22.000 It's kind of every few years it pumps, but...

01:13:25.000 I do think it'll be shut down eventually because I don't think, I think CBDCs and that sort of stuff will be put into place.

01:13:30.000 I think what's going to happen, this is my prediction, I think it'll get up to like $600,000 or something and then they'll crash tether and then they'll like run a bunch of stories of like poor people and like people of color who lost all their money and then they'll say, oh we need to go to a CBDC.

01:13:51.000 So what's the timeline on that?

01:13:53.000 I have no idea.

01:13:54.000 It could be a year, five years, three years.

01:13:56.000 It probably won't be soon, though, because I don't think they'll crash it with Biden.

01:13:59.000 I don't think they're going to crash stuff, right?

01:14:01.000 They'll kind of keep it up.

01:14:02.000 Even the stock market.

01:14:03.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:14:05.000 Yeah, so at least we have a year of runway.

01:14:07.000 What are you buying?

01:14:08.000 What's the Solana name?

01:14:10.000 Yeah, I've just been buying Solana.

01:14:12.000 Solana was really high, and some people were like, I'm buying it.

01:14:15.000 And I didn't give financial advice.

01:14:16.000 I just said, oh, I think they're serious because they're trying to take a phone.

01:14:19.000 Johnny Ives, I don't know if you know him, he worked on the iPhone and stuff.

01:14:23.000 I don't know.

01:14:41.000 A year and a half of Matt Mund and all these other people harassing me.

01:14:47.000 It's just like, I can't do this.

01:14:49.000 I don't even care about the money really.

01:14:50.000 I'm like an autistic nerdy person.

01:14:52.000 I like the tech for different things.

01:14:54.000 Unironically, since I've been in crypto, which is probably why I haven't made as much money as I could have.

01:15:03.000 It's been going down for like a year and a half and finally it's going up, so now people are

01:15:08.000 Now people are going to be nice to me until it crashes again and they're going to waste their next two years of that harassing me. 0.98

01:15:15.000 That's funny.

01:15:16.000 Yeah.

01:15:17.000 It's horrible.

01:15:17.000 The crypto is horrible.

01:15:18.000 And the worst part of crypto too is like once it goes really high, is like you get like people who will be selling Tupperware door to door, just like bugging you about it. 0.76

01:15:26.000 And you're like, dude, like kill yourself.

01:15:28.000 I want crypto. 0.99

01:15:29.000 I don't care if I lose all my money on crypto crash. 0.99

01:15:31.000 I hate you. 1.00

01:15:32.000 You know, it's just like these people are, they suck. 1.00

01:15:34.000 They suck so bad. 1.00

01:15:36.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:15:37.000 Yeah, I had a crypto Jew working for me at one point, I think you know.

01:15:42.000 These people are aides. 1.00

01:15:43.000 They are fucking scammers. 1.00

01:15:45.000 They are the worst human beings alive. 1.00

01:15:47.000 They're degenerate gamblers. 0.94

01:15:49.000 The worst part is when he DM'd me while I didn't know anything about him, or what was going on, and he DM'd me about the NFT project, and then I was on probation.

01:15:58.000 It's like one of the rules of probation.

01:15:59.000 You're not supposed to talk to people like a felon.

01:16:01.000 You're not supposed to talk to criminals or whatever.

01:16:04.000 And so nothing happened because I didn't do anything with him.

01:16:06.000 I was like, dude... I could have gone to prison for eight years.

01:16:11.000 Like a pending thing.

01:16:12.000 So could he!

01:16:13.000 He said, well, I don't want to get into that.

01:16:15.000 I don't care if he goes to prison.

01:16:17.000 I'm just saying, but that's the thing. 1.00

01:16:19.000 These people are so degenerate they don't even give a shit about that. 0.99

01:16:22.000 I mean, he's putting you in legal peril. 1.00

01:16:24.000 He's putting himself in legal peril.

01:16:27.000 Yeah.

01:16:27.000 Did he get, like, in trouble again, or was it somebody else?

01:16:29.000 Some Trump NFT person got in big trouble recently again, and he was, like, already in trouble.

01:16:34.000 I forget the name.

01:16:35.000 Uh, no, I don't think he got in trouble.

01:16:38.000 Okay, so just a different scam artist.

01:16:40.000 Yeah, well, yeah, there's a lot of them in that space.

01:16:43.000 Who would have thought people selling cartoon pictures of Trump would be, like, people of poor character?

01:16:48.000 Well he hit me up when the dude is so funny he hit me up so this guy totally betrayed me and like kind of walked out slash was fired and tried to poach all my interns and tried to poach donors and stuff like that and then

01:17:06.000 Uh, so he, we hadn't talked in like a year, year and a half.

01:17:10.000 Then when I got my Twitter back, or I'm sorry, no, first, when I linked up with with Ye, he calls me up and he's like, hey man, uh, you know, I'm really sorry about everything that happened.

01:17:21.000 Like, want to work together?

01:17:23.000 Blah blah blah.

01:17:24.000 And I totally ignored him.

01:17:26.000 Then he starts calling my family.

01:17:28.000 He starts calling my interns and saying, Hey, I'm trying to reach out to Nick.

01:17:32.000 Can you let him know that I'm trying to get in touch? 1.00

01:17:35.000 So I told my assistant, I'm like, you need to tell him like, fuck off. 1.00

01:17:39.000 I want nothing to do with him. 1.00

01:17:40.000 I'm not going to talk to him.

01:17:42.000 So my assistant relayed that message and he replies and says, well you tell Nick that I can either work for him or work against him.

01:17:50.000 You have until Wednesday and if you don't hire me, I'm gonna go to your, I'm gonna go to the enemies and blah blah blah. 0.99

01:17:57.000 And we're like, whatever, fuck this guy. 0.96

01:17:59.000 Then he goes to Turning Point's AmericaFest and throws himself at Charlie Kirk's feet and says, Charlie, Charlie, I used to work for Nick Fuentes and I'm ready to tell my story and expose him and blah blah blah. 0.99

01:18:14.000 I'm like, really?

01:18:15.000 So then, so we caught wind of that.

01:18:19.000 So that's one cycle.

01:18:20.000 Then a month later, I get my Twitter back.

01:18:22.000 This is like January of... Was that this year?

01:18:26.000 I get my Twitter back in January, and he texts me again!

01:18:29.000 And says, hey man, you know, remember when I... Remember when I betrayed you two years ago?

01:18:35.000 And then remember when I just issued an ultimatum this time?

01:18:39.000 Well, hey, congrats on getting your Twitter back.

01:18:41.000 We could make so much money off of Twitter bots.

01:18:45.000 I could design a Twitter bot.

01:18:46.000 Dude, the things they're doing is so crazy.

01:18:50.000 It's like, no joke, that is what made me more anti-semitic than anything.

01:18:57.000 More than any other development, people are like, gee, Nick Fuentes really got way more anti-semitic in the last two years.

01:19:04.000 That's 80% that guy.

01:19:07.000 It was for me, there was one, I forget who his name was, some Ashkenazi, it was like a crypto thing. 0.57

01:19:13.000 Some Ashkenazim or whatever the guy's name was on Twitter.

01:19:16.000 And my friend made like a t-shirt design for Yang Gang. 0.95

01:19:19.000 And then this guy, he's like in these circles the whole time, and he makes this like, I forget who it was, he made this like t-shirt design for Yang Gang, and I see him, the Jewish guy, stole the design, put it up for sale, and was like tagging people under it. 0.57

01:19:31.000 I got so mad.

01:19:32.000 I was like, dude, you just stole somebody like your mutual's design to sell t-shirts. 1.00

01:19:37.000 And that's the thing too, it's always stupid stuff. 0.98

01:19:40.000 It's always stuff that's like, I can make like a hundred dollars. 0.99

01:19:42.000 Yeah.

01:19:43.000 They're coin clippers, dude. 1.00

01:19:44.000 It's fucking coin clippings. 1.00

01:19:46.000 You know, I could, like, screw over my whole family for, like, 50 bucks. 1.00

01:19:50.000 Okay.

01:19:50.000 Yeah.

01:19:52.000 For me, it was, like, 60% that guy, 40% Milo.

01:19:55.000 And I was like, these people are bad news, man.

01:19:57.000 Like, you just can't... Because I used to be of the mind... Because I actually defended that guy.

01:20:02.000 People were like, why is this Jew hanging around the movement?

01:20:04.000 And I was like, hey!

01:20:06.000 He has merit!

01:20:08.000 Like, this is a merit-based movement and he's doing good things.

01:20:10.000 A hard worker.

01:20:11.000 He's an earner.

01:20:12.000 Yeah.

01:20:12.000 And then it was like, hey, it was literally served him right.

01:20:16.000 He trusted a Jew. 1.00

01:20:17.000 Because then this guy, I literally brought him in, just fucking stabbed me in the back a hundred times. 0.99

01:20:21.000 I'm like, okay, you know, it's all of them. 0.99

01:20:24.000 It's literally all of them.

01:20:25.000 It's not some... And people go, you know, the cure for fascism is traveling and meeting people. 0.99

01:20:31.000 It's like, no, fucking the cause of anti-Semitism is working with Jews. 0.99

01:20:36.000 Anyway and by the way everyone agrees anyone who is successful yeah go ahead and that's also like that's the funniest thing about like the israeli it's like in the jewish things like every if everybody who knows you hates you and then the only people who like you don't know you like what does that mean yeah yeah it's like your best friends are people who've never met you and then everybody who knows you is like i hate this person 0.98

01:20:57.000 Yeah.

01:20:58.000 You know, the funny thing about that guy DMing me about the crypto thing is I didn't know that there was any falling out.

01:21:03.000 He never mentioned anything.

01:21:04.000 Of course.

01:21:04.000 So I just assumed, oh, this is like the Assistant Graper guy or whatever.

01:21:07.000 Or whatever his name is, I forget.

01:21:09.000 I don't want to do that.

01:21:10.000 But it was on Gab, and I was like, okay, whatever.

01:21:11.000 I'm not really interested.

01:21:12.000 I don't know.

01:21:13.000 Whatever.

01:21:14.000 And it's like, dude, it's like, number one, it's like the legal stuff.

01:21:17.000 Number two, it's like, oh, the people I'm actually friends with, you're like, you don't even let me know.

01:21:22.000 So if I get involved, then it's like, dude, come on.

01:21:25.000 Yeah, anything to make a quick buck.

01:21:28.000 Well, you know, the funny thing is his whole plan was they were going to ditch America First and they said we're going to become crypto rich and then we're going to fund the real movement.

01:21:40.000 Which it's like, I love how the first step is, so first, we're gonna get rich off crypto.

01:21:45.000 Like, yeah, you and everybody.

01:21:47.000 That's always what it is.

01:21:48.000 No matter what it is, whether it's like money or like morals or like values, it's always like, well, I'll make a little compromise and when I get comfortable, I'll do stuff.

01:21:54.000 It's like, well, you're never actually comfortable.

01:21:56.000 That's the thing people don't realize.

01:21:57.000 Like, no matter how much money you have, how good it is or whatever, it's always like, you can be comfortable, but you're never like, well, I can do whatever I want now.

01:22:03.000 You know, you're always gonna be like, oh, well, I'll, one more month and I'll, uh, two more weeks, two more weeks and I'll do it, two more weeks and I'll do it.

01:22:10.000 Yeah.

01:22:10.000 You just never do it.

01:22:11.000 Do people ever say like, I've had enough money?

01:22:13.000 I don't think I'd like any more money.

01:22:15.000 Yeah.

01:22:16.000 Yeah.

01:22:16.000 No, that, that's exactly what it is.

01:22:18.000 And the yay thing is so funny too, like coming back to you.

01:22:20.000 Cause I remember I DM'd you, I don't know if you saw it cause you were so busy then.

01:22:22.000 And I was like, well, you know, no worries, no pressure, but like,

01:22:26.000 You know, if I could ever interview you, yay, that'd be awesome.

01:22:28.000 And like, I've tried to word it in such a way.

01:22:30.000 Cause it's like, I get, I knew there was only so many people were like telling you that.

01:22:33.000 And I was like, totally fine.

01:22:34.000 Like that you didn't respond or whatever.

01:22:36.000 Cause it's like, there's, I don't want to be that person where it's like, Oh, Hey, Hey, check your DMs.

01:22:40.000 I'm going to talk to that person, you know?

01:22:43.000 Cause I wanted to, you know, if it was a possibility, that'd be cool.

01:22:45.000 But like, it's also, it's like, dude, and that's all, that's just so funny too.

01:22:49.000 And we talked about this a little bit in like Chicago, but it's just, people don't get the.

01:22:54.000 You're doing things.

01:22:55.000 Yeah, well, and you haven't betrayed me, though.

01:22:57.000 The great thing is like... Yeah, how well you think of people after you actually have to employ them. 0.99

01:23:01.000 When he thought that I was on the, uh, when I was declining, he was like, well, fuck this guy. 0.98

01:23:06.000 You know, who needs this guy anyway? 0.99

01:23:07.000 I'll just go do my own thing.

01:23:08.000 And then the second that

01:23:10.000 Things started to turn around.

01:23:11.000 Just shamelessly picks up. 0.88

01:23:13.000 And that's what differentiates, in my opinion, Jews and white people, or that's a big thing, is that Jews, and this is what makes them powerful, they have no shame. 0.98

01:23:24.000 That's one of their defining attributes, is they're completely shameless. 0.89

01:23:29.000 That's what makes them great salespeople.

01:23:31.000 It's that chutzpah.

01:23:32.000 That's a very real thing.

01:23:33.000 And I think it's just rudeness.

01:23:35.000 I think they have no social grace and they have no civility.

01:23:39.000 Yeah just like gypsy merchants it's like it's right just people like black people trying to sell you a cd and you're like like and like times square it's like it's super annoying yeah exactly and you know so any any like gentile 1.00

01:23:53.000 would think, oh, I can't go and call this guy. 0.99

01:23:56.000 You know, any Gentile would say, man, I'm an idiot. 0.99

01:23:59.000 I sold the top and now I want to buy the bottom again. 1.00

01:24:04.000 And I can't.

01:24:05.000 He's going to know exactly what this is about.

01:24:07.000 He's never going to talk to me. 1.00

01:24:08.000 But Jews are like, fuck it. 1.00

01:24:10.000 Fuck him. 1.00

01:24:11.000 Fuck everyone. 1.00

01:24:12.000 I need to make money. 1.00

01:24:13.000 If there's a chance, I'll slide in and out.

01:24:15.000 And that's just the difference.

01:24:17.000 And that, you know, it's not all nepotism.

01:24:19.000 That is a big part of why they're successful.

01:24:21.000 It's because

01:24:22.000 Yeah, you take shots.

01:24:23.000 Yeah, and they're great salesmen.

01:24:25.000 They're great conjurers.

01:24:26.000 Like, that's what I would say about Milo and this guy.

01:24:29.000 They were both Jewish and they both had this in common.

01:24:32.000 They were both conjurers. 0.66

01:24:34.000 They would come alongside you, wrap their arm around your shoulder, and then they'd tell you a fantasy and they'd say, hey kid, I can make your wildest dreams come true.

01:24:44.000 You know, that's why I say they dazzle the goyim. 1.00

01:24:47.000 They dazzle the goyim and they feed them these fantasies 1.00

01:24:51.000 and uh and meanwhile they're they're sort of taking the wallet out of their back pocket and you think about satan with uh jesus on like the hill exactly looking everything it's like i'll give you everything what are you talking about but that's like you know the original sales version yeah the original merchant yeah that's like the original jew 0.68

01:25:12.000 Yeah.

01:25:13.000 All right, well, I gotta get going.

01:25:14.000 I'm gonna react to some other streams, but good to hear from you, man.

01:25:17.000 All right, have fun.

01:25:17.000 Yeah, good to hear from you.

01:25:18.000 Thanks for calling.

01:25:19.000 Well, I called, but thanks for getting in touch.

01:25:20.000 Why hit you up?

01:25:21.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:25:23.000 Yeah, look, dude, I'm kind of busy, so I'm trying to do a big stream here on Cozy.

01:25:26.000 But no, no, have some fun.

01:25:28.000 Thanks for calling, dude.

01:25:29.000 I appreciate it.

01:25:30.000 I'll talk to you later, all right?

01:25:30.000 All right, buddy.

01:25:31.000 Take it easy.

01:25:31.000 See ya.

01:25:33.000 Let's go.

01:25:34.000 We love the Paul Town.

01:25:36.000 Me and Paul Town, we go way back, man.

01:25:40.000 Anyway, good to hear from the old Paul Town on the crypto.

01:25:45.000 He didn't give me any... I thought he was gonna give me some good financial advice.

01:25:48.000 I was trying to entrap him.

01:25:49.000 I was trying to get him on the hook.

01:25:52.000 If I was saying, hey, what should I buy?

01:25:53.000 Then he'd say, oh, you know, buy Solana and then I'd say, all right.

01:25:57.000 Call the cops.

01:25:57.000 He's done.

01:25:58.000 He's finished.

01:26:01.000 He said Solana.

01:26:02.000 I don't know though, Solana doesn't look like such a hot pick. 1.00

01:26:06.000 I guess we'll see what happens though.

01:26:09.000 Anyway.

01:26:12.000 Chainlink has been hacked?

01:26:13.000 No shot.

01:26:14.000 This is disinfo.

01:26:15.000 All right, what else we got on biz?

01:26:19.000 I think that's all the biz content.

01:26:21.000 Let me see.

01:26:22.000 What's doing on... I want to see what's going on on Rumble and Kick.

01:26:25.000 That's all a real... Whoa!

01:26:27.000 I'm number two on Rumble?

01:26:28.000 Let's go!

01:26:29.000 Number two on Rumble behind Glenn Greenwald.

01:26:34.000 What's that See Us In The Club song?

01:26:36.000 We got to play it.

01:26:39.000 Acting real nice.

01:26:47.000 I love this song.

01:26:47.000 Is that the real?

01:26:48.000 This is not the real song is it?

01:27:10.000 No, we're not playing Green Wall.

01:27:14.000 We're playing Green Wall.

01:27:16.000 Excuse me!

01:27:17.000 And I'm not sure why.

01:27:18.000 What up?

01:27:30.000 Excuse me.

01:27:32.000 Excuse me.

01:27:34.000 And I'm not your mom.

01:27:43.000 We're good to go.

01:28:07.000 Okay, little style advice.

01:28:09.000 If we're gonna do no jacket, we gotta get a custom tailored shirt.

01:28:25.000 I don't know.

01:28:26.000 I said this on Twitter.

01:28:28.000 I tagged Glenn Greenwald on Twitter when I was on Twitter. 0.76

01:28:32.000 And I said, wow, I thought Glenn Greenwald was gay. 1.00

01:28:34.000 He dresses like shit. 1.00

01:28:37.000 He called me an anti-Semite or something like that. 1.00

01:28:42.000 And I said, oh, Glenn Greenwald, I thought you were gay. 1.00

01:28:45.000 You dress like shit. 1.00

01:28:46.000 And he said, this is the bitchiest, gayest tweet I've ever seen. 1.00

01:28:49.000 And I was like, yeah, it kind of is. 0.99

01:28:51.000 But yeah, I don't know.

01:28:52.000 How are we going to be gay?

01:28:53.000 Listen, I like Glenn Greenwald has been growing on me.

01:28:57.000 I actually like him now.

01:29:01.000 But listen, if we're going to do no jacket, we got to do a tailored shirt.

01:29:05.000 We got to do a tailored shirt.

01:29:07.000 I would say wear a jacket.

01:29:09.000 But if we're not going to do that... Then we gotta wear a... Then they're being... Do some religious! 0.93

01:29:15.000 We gotta tighten this up!

01:29:17.000 We gotta tighten it up!

01:29:19.000 He's swimming in it.

01:29:21.000 What they said.

01:29:21.000 I like him though, but I do like Glenn Greenwald.

01:29:23.000 He's been pretty on the money with all this Israel stuff. 0.97

01:29:28.000 What is the President's message?

01:29:30.000 We'll only pass with meaningful reforms.

01:29:31.000 Are we talking about Massey?

01:29:34.000 Well, I don't think there's a chance it won't pass.

01:29:38.000 Congress has been lobbied hard by the executive branch, and when I say executive branch, I'm talking about

01:29:49.000 uh... people in the executive branchers there regardless of who the president is and uh... they're convinced that this program is essential i do think we've got a great chance of meaningful reforms and i'll tell you why jim jordan is the chair of the judiciary committee and i sit on the judiciary committee with jim jordan and for the first time now we have a chairman who cares about this issue he's motivated to change it and

01:30:17.000 You know, we have a dual jurisdiction over FISA with the Intel Committee.

01:30:22.000 Now, the Intel Committee has a different view of this program, and they don't think the violations are that great, or they think that internal changes in the way the program has been run have been fixed and we're okay.

01:30:37.000 But so we have a disagreement here, and right now we're ironing that out.

01:30:42.000 Tomorrow in my committee, we're going to have a marathon markup session where we will write the new FISA bill, and it will have reforms in it, and it will have requirements such as a warrant.

01:30:54.000 If you want to go snooping in that giant database of information that was collected on foreigners,

01:31:02.000 Which may have American person's information in it.

01:31:06.000 If you want to go searching in that database for American person's identifiers, you're going to have to have a warrant if the Judiciary Committee bill makes it out of our committee tomorrow and passes on the floor.

01:31:18.000 So I think we have a good chance.

01:31:20.000 And there's significant other reforms like private right of action where you could sue the government and also criminal penalties for the people in the organizations that run FISA if they violate your civil liberties.

01:31:35.000 So there will be some good reforms in there.

01:31:39.000 The question, though, is are we going to get the judiciary version?

01:31:42.000 Are we going to get the intel version?

01:31:44.000 Are we going to get some amalgamation of the two?

01:31:47.000 Or will we just get a clean reauthorization at the last second that they try to jam through?

01:31:53.000 And what will the Senate put on the floor?

01:31:56.000 It's an interesting time and you're right, this opportunity only comes up every four years.

01:32:00.000 There's some people in the Senate that want to renew this thing for like 12 years.

01:32:05.000 We're obviously against that because who knows what's going to happen in the next four years.

01:32:09.000 We need to be ready to go back in and fix it again in four years if we see it's not really been fixed.

01:32:16.000 Just the last question before we have to let you go.

01:32:19.000 I remember very well after the Snowden reporting and the kind of anti-spying sentiment that emerged in the United States and the West and in Congress, there seemed like there was going to be this bill passed that was co-sponsored by the then Republican Justin Amash from Michigan, the then Democrat and longtime civil libertarian from Michigan, John Conyers.

01:32:38.000 It was getting

01:32:39.000 Okay, okay, okay.

01:32:40.000 This is a news show.

01:32:41.000 Let's watch something else.

01:32:42.000 I think I lost info.

01:32:42.000 Oh, no, no.

01:32:43.000 I'm still ahead of InfoWars.

01:32:44.000 Let's go.

01:33:07.000 What else is on Rumble?

01:33:08.000 Could've closed it at any time.

01:33:09.000 They let the people in.

01:33:11.000 They let this happen, okay?

01:33:14.000 So, there's a funny, fine line.

01:33:17.000 I'm gonna watch Kick.

01:33:18.000 Because the thing is, I don't want to be too critical of other Rumble streams, because then they'll get mad at me.

01:33:22.000 If I go on a Rumble stream and I just start shitting on someone, they're gonna say, you're toxic in our community.

01:33:27.000 So, I'm gonna play nice. 0.97

01:33:29.000 Yo, we're beating RiceGum?

01:33:32.000 Hey, RiceGum. 0.99

01:33:34.000 Do not raid live- Do not raid anybody's live chat though, okay?

01:33:38.000 If you're- If you're watching this and I go on another stream, do not raid- At least on Rumble, do not raid the live chat.

01:33:44.000 If I go on Kick, feel free to raid their live chat.

01:33:47.000 But on Rumble, do not raid anybody's live chat.

01:33:50.000 Cause I'll get in trouble for that, I'll get banned.

01:33:51.000 Jackson Hinkle.

01:33:54.000 Dude, he's trying to be me!

01:33:56.000 Dude, you're just trying to be me, bruh.

01:34:04.000 Dude, you're trying to be me.

01:34:07.000 You're trying to be me with 1,600 viewers.

01:34:13.000 His suit is nice, though.

01:34:14.000 I'm not gonna lie. 0.99

01:34:15.000 The suit goes hard as fuck. 0.99

01:34:18.000 He looks good. 1.00

01:34:20.000 But the desk is too high.

01:34:23.000 He looks like he's at the kids' table.

01:34:25.000 He looks like this.

01:34:30.000 Yeah, other than that, it's kind of cack.

01:34:34.000 Everybody trying to be Nick Fuentes.

01:34:38.000 Alright, now let's check Kik.

01:34:40.000 People are saying Fortnite.

01:34:41.000 I'll play Fortnite in a minute.

01:34:42.000 Let me just check what's going on on Kik and then I'll play Fortnite.

01:34:50.000 Let me hit up the group.

01:35:05.000 Yeah, I'll play fortnite in a sec.

01:35:09.000 Let me see All right, um Let's see what's happening on kick who's Who's streaming right now?

01:35:37.000 Um... What's this?

01:35:39.000 Oh, gambling?

01:35:41.000 I'm really against the gambling streams, man.

01:35:43.000 Nobody talks about this, but this is like the most insidious thing.

01:35:47.000 Because you know who watches this?

01:35:49.000 It's like kids.

01:35:51.000 And honestly, it's bad for anybody.

01:35:56.000 You know, but they're just getting... This is like the most parasitic form of addiction, because it's literally people that are just addicted to shoveling money for nothing.

01:36:05.000 At least with drugs, you get high.

01:36:09.000 At the minimum.

01:36:11.000 At least if you're doing drugs, if somebody is selling you heroin or cocaine, at least you get high.

01:36:18.000 And you can understand why people get addicted, because it feels good.

01:36:21.000 If you're on heroin, it feels good.

01:36:23.000 You give them your money, you get heroin. 1.00

01:36:26.000 If you're addicted to sex, you pay for a prostitute, you get sex. 1.00

01:36:29.000 Gambling, it's like you're just giving them money. 1.00

01:36:33.000 And Snubba's already bad.

01:36:34.000 It's already inflation.

01:36:36.000 It's already wages are lower.

01:36:39.000 All these economic problems that we're having.

01:36:41.000 It's a debt-based society.

01:36:43.000 People have paycheck to paycheck.

01:36:45.000 Inflation, shrink-flation.

01:36:49.000 And then they do these streams where they say, hey, you can win big.

01:36:54.000 You can win big like me.

01:36:55.000 Put in money and you win big.

01:37:00.000 And then you have, and it's not all children, but a lot of children get turned on to this and they start pouring their money in.

01:37:06.000 And how many of these very popular creators, that's how they make their money.

01:37:11.000 Think about it.

01:37:13.000 Like Aiden Ross.

01:37:16.000 It's gambling. 0.91

01:37:17.000 It's either gambling or sex. 0.95

01:37:19.000 This new class of like famous influencers that have all this money, it's gambling and sex. 0.94

01:37:26.000 Dave Portnoy.

01:37:28.000 Sports betting.

01:37:31.000 How does Dave Portnoy get a ton of money?

01:37:33.000 Sports betting.

01:37:35.000 Gambling.

01:37:35.000 How does Andrew Tate make his money?

01:37:37.000 OnlyFans.

01:37:38.000 Camgirls.

01:37:41.000 And that is so toxic. 0.51

01:37:44.000 Because it sells people on this lifestyle that says, look, you can get out of the rat race. 0.62

01:37:48.000 Look at the glamour and look at the excess.

01:37:52.000 The conspicuous consumption.

01:37:53.000 Look at this 27 year old who is worth $100 million. 1.00

01:37:56.000 He's just an average idiot like you. 1.00

01:38:01.000 He's just an average goofus like you. 1.00

01:38:02.000 Look at this guy who's a billionaire. 0.98

01:38:05.000 Or a guy like Andrew Tate.

01:38:07.000 The cars, the money, the girls.

01:38:09.000 And people say, oh, I could do that by pimping out women on OnlyFans. 1.00

01:38:14.000 I could do that by gambling. 0.96

01:38:16.000 I could do that by being a gambling or sex livestreamer.

01:38:20.000 I could do that by drop shipping.

01:38:22.000 It's selling people on this lifestyle because everyone's life is so dreadful and there's this drudgery.

01:38:31.000 The average quality of life for people in America is going down.

01:38:37.000 It used to be the case, maybe 20 or 30 years ago, that you could actually have a pretty nice standard of living and be poor.

01:38:44.000 Work in a factory, be blue-collar, be low-income, and you could live a pretty good lifestyle.

01:38:50.000 We're getting to the point now where the youngest generation, their life is gonna suck if they are a low-wage worker.

01:38:58.000 There's no good jobs for unskilled people, there's no good low-wage jobs, and low wages don't buy anything anymore.

01:39:09.000 So, like, Zoomers are being shoveled into a society and an economy that is going to suck for them. 1.00

01:39:17.000 And we need a government that can fix that and make the economy productive again.

01:39:22.000 Instead, people are being told, hey, you know, you're not going to be a waiter, you're not going to be working in food service with a bachelor's degree for the next 10 years, because you could gamble or start an OnlyFans and become a millionaire.

01:39:37.000 I know you think that you have a bachelor's degree, and you have student loans, and you live at home, and you can only get a job in food service, or you're gonna be underemployed for 20 years into your 30s, you can't start a career, and your lifestyle's gonna suck being a low-wage worker, but look, if you're mid, if you're like a 7 or above, and you just sell your body online, you can make $10,000 a month!

01:40:07.000 If you're a mid-girl, or even a guy for that matter, you can go and start selling pornography and be a millionaire. 0.98

01:40:15.000 You can go and gamble or be a livestreamer or do dropshipping, which is really just arbitrage, which creates no value.

01:40:22.000 You know, buying something and selling it to somebody else, that doesn't really create value.

01:40:28.000 And you could become a millionaire.

01:40:30.000 You could clip people that make money off OnlyFans and get paid by them to make TikToks.

01:40:38.000 And it's a sort of aspirational thing that, one, it doesn't work.

01:40:42.000 It's not gonna make people rich.

01:40:44.000 And two, even if it did, it's not creating value.

01:40:49.000 And here's the thing that people need to get their heads around.

01:40:52.000 It's that idleness is a sin.

01:40:56.000 Everybody should be working.

01:40:59.000 Everybody should be working.

01:41:00.000 Even the rich should be working.

01:41:02.000 Work is part of

01:41:05.000 It's part of the deal to be a human being.

01:41:08.000 It's biblical that we were put here to toil because of original sin.

01:41:12.000 We have to work.

01:41:14.000 And so everybody should be working and taking pride in their work and doing things that are productive and generative.

01:41:20.000 And if everybody was doing that, if everybody cared about their work, and if everybody had productive work, if America had the means of production,

01:41:30.000 And we could produce?

01:41:32.000 We would be a very, very, very wealthy nation.

01:41:35.000 What makes the United States a rich country, way richer than any other country in the world, is how productive our economy is, how much stuff we make, or how much stuff we used to make.

01:41:48.000 That's what used to make us rich.

01:41:51.000 That's why, even compared to Europe, we're richer than Europe, believe it or not,

01:41:56.000 We have more living space, we have air conditioning, more amenities, we have more of everything than they have in Europe.

01:42:04.000 And that's because we're more productive.

01:42:07.000 That's because we have capital, we have natural resources, we have land, we have a huge population, we work hard.

01:42:14.000 Or at least we used to.

01:42:16.000 Now we're becoming a poor nation because we don't make stuff anymore.

01:42:20.000 That's why we have a trade deficit with other countries.

01:42:23.000 We have a huge overall trade deficit.

01:42:26.000 Our biggest export is debt.

01:42:27.000 We don't export stuff anymore.

01:42:29.000 We export debt.

01:42:31.000 We export our currency.

01:42:35.000 And, you know, the things that we do... I mean, we make things like airplanes and...

01:42:40.000 You know, stuff like that.

01:42:41.000 But honestly, I think our number one export is energy.

01:42:45.000 It's like number one or number two is just crude oil, which is just stuff we get from the ground, like Russia.

01:42:53.000 You know, we export automobiles and planes and car parts and software and things like that.

01:43:01.000 But it used to be the case that we made everything.

01:43:04.000 We had factories everywhere.

01:43:05.000 And if everybody was working hard,

01:43:08.000 And then we would have abundance.

01:43:09.000 We could sell stuff to the world and to each other and we would be a very rich nation with a cheap cost of living, which means everybody could afford more, which means the average standard of living would go up.

01:43:23.000 But that's not how it is now.

01:43:26.000 And nobody wants to work either.

01:43:27.000 That's the other problem.

01:43:28.000 Nobody wants to make stuff.

01:43:31.000 Nobody's getting excited about making things.

01:43:33.000 It's all just these like hustles and scams.

01:43:35.000 That's why I like guys like Sneeko and Myron.

01:43:38.000 They actually preach the value of hard work and things like real estate and starting a business.

01:43:45.000 It's not just like, hey, be a drop shipper or gamble or whatever.

01:43:51.000 Anyway.

01:43:54.000 Not to, like, do my show.

01:43:55.000 I don't want to get into doing my show.

01:43:57.000 But the gambling stuff is really sick.

01:43:59.000 And they just get people into this, like, drudgery slavery stuff.

01:44:04.000 Let's check out Tfue.

01:44:20.000 Who's this?

01:44:21.000 Bruh.

01:44:21.000 Look at that.

01:44:22.000 She's just got her... Is this a trans person? 0.95

01:44:27.000 I've heard this name before.

01:44:28.000 I don't know who this is.

01:44:29.000 Who's Amaranth? 0.97

01:44:31.000 Bruh.

01:44:31.000 Okay.

01:44:32.000 So she's a prostitute. 1.00

01:44:35.000 Is she trans? 1.00

01:44:36.000 She's a man? 0.62

01:44:37.000 She's trans? 1.00

01:44:38.000 He's trans!

01:44:38.000 For real?

01:44:49.000 No shot, dude.

01:44:50.000 No, no shot. 0.81

01:44:50.000 She's not a tranny. 0.81

01:44:51.000 That is a man. 0.75

01:44:51.000 But it says she has ovarian failure. 0.75

01:44:53.000 How could she have ovarian failure if she's a guy? 0.98

01:44:57.000 Yes, that is a man.

01:44:58.000 Tranny, that's a man. 0.72

01:45:13.000 No, just plastic surgery.

01:45:14.000 Yeah, that's true.

01:45:16.000 Trans.

01:45:17.000 Okay, she's not trans either.

01:45:22.000 They don't.

01:45:23.000 She looks kind of trans.

01:45:25.000 No, they don't.

01:45:25.000 They go out.

01:45:26.000 She looks like a guy.

01:45:29.000 Look at her facial structure.

01:45:30.000 She looks like a feminine guy. 1.00

01:45:32.000 They're not eating all the time.

01:45:33.000 They just make poor decisions when they do eat.

01:45:35.000 And her voice is very male.

01:45:36.000 Like, they eat rich food?

01:45:39.000 She looks like Timothee Chalamet.

01:45:43.000 Look at that bone structure.

01:45:44.000 I don't dig this look.

01:45:49.000 And that's the other one.

01:45:50.000 So if it's not gambling, it's cleavage. 1.00

01:45:52.000 And you know, look, I'm not like trying to be the moral police or whatever, but I do not, I do not like the streaming culture.

01:45:59.000 I think it's gross.

01:46:01.000 Cause that's literally, this is the top, this is the top five.

01:46:04.000 You got gambling, cleavage, gambling,

01:46:10.000 The gaming thing is honestly the healthiest option out of all of it.

01:46:17.000 It's gambling and OnlyFans which are adjacent to each other. 0.98

01:46:22.000 Or it's tits. 1.00

01:46:25.000 I'm sorry, do you think being a victim gives you moral standing to make negotiations for borders? 0.96

01:46:44.000 Well, when you look at the history of the region, as much as I hate to appeal to it,

01:47:00.000 Conflict lost the Arabs over and over and over again.

01:47:04.000 The only thing that helped any of these states secure a lasting peace was them saying, hey, Israel, maybe we should stop fighting.

01:47:10.000 And then when they did it, Israel was like, okay, sure. 0.88

01:47:12.000 And then they stopped.

01:47:13.000 Okay.

01:47:13.000 So you're falsely, you're falsely assuming that the Zionists, when they conceived of the whole Zionist movement,

01:47:20.000 Then why is it that in 47, why did they accept our partition plan that had 45% of the Arabs living in their territory?

01:47:37.000 OK, so if you read Ben-Gurion, he's the first prime minister of Israel.

01:47:42.000 If you read what he wrote about it, it was very unpopular.

01:47:44.000 Just so you know, the partition plan among the Zionists, it was not popular.

01:47:48.000 Ben-Gurion approved of it because he said it's going to make us stronger to have a partial state.

01:47:52.000 And from that point, from that position of strength, we will go on to conquer the country in its entirety.

01:47:58.000 And of course, they did do that.

01:48:00.000 In 1947, you told me you said they didn't want to work with or live with any of the Arabs, and in 47 they accepted a partition plan where 45% of their population would have been Arab-Palestinians.

01:48:11.000 Okay, firstly, that would have been their population if they didn't ethnically cleanse the Palestinians, if there was no population transfer, which there was a lot of talk about.

01:48:18.000 The ethnic cleanse came after the Civil War. 0.88

01:48:23.000 It was a response to the Civil War.

01:48:26.000 I don't even know what that debate is about.

01:48:28.000 I mean, I know they're talking about Gaza, but what's the beef?

01:48:32.000 The Destiny stuff is so revealing that he's now like a hardcore Zionist, because that just goes to show, if you are a liberal, you know, whatever he is, which I suppose he is a liberal, 0.90

01:48:48.000 And he talks about the right of Ukraine to have self-determination.

01:48:52.000 He talks about how racism is legitimate in the United States against black people and on and on.

01:48:57.000 These kinds of things.

01:48:58.000 He's a humanitarian.

01:49:01.000 But then you go and shill for Israel. 0.59

01:49:03.000 That just goes to show you're not an ideological liberal.

01:49:07.000 You will just defend anything the American regime does.

01:49:10.000 The American regime is for Ukraine. 0.95

01:49:12.000 The American regime is for Israel. 0.94

01:49:15.000 Therefore, he supports Ukraine and Israel. 0.72

01:49:19.000 But there's almost no ideological consistency with those two positions, as an example, among other things.

01:49:32.000 What else?

01:49:33.000 What is this?

01:49:33.000 Muslim?

01:49:35.000 Bro is Muslim? 0.95

01:49:37.000 Not loading.

01:49:38.000 What else?

01:49:40.000 What is this?

01:49:42.000 I show speed? 1.00

01:49:43.000 Bro trying to quick promote his fucking Twitter community? 0.99

01:49:46.000 I mean, it's my stream, isn't it? 1.00

01:49:47.000 Yeah, I guess.

01:49:50.000 Yo, Mods, pin that for me.

01:49:52.000 Oh, yeah.

01:49:55.000 Hello, Mods.

01:49:56.000 Okay, bored.

01:50:04.000 Alright, let's see.

01:50:06.000 Do we got Fortnite ready?

01:50:07.000 Is someone gonna play Fortnite?

01:50:15.000 Yo, alright, we can do Fortnite.

01:50:21.000 Let me just do this.

01:50:26.000 If you see us in the club, you think Glenn Greenwald will play Fortnite?

01:50:31.000 Yo, we should get Glenn Greenwald to play Fortnite. 0.99

01:50:36.000 I bet he'd be ass. 0.99

01:50:37.000 No, I'm kidding. 0.99

01:50:38.000 I played Call of Duty with Richard Spencer.

01:50:40.000 That's some old lore.

01:50:42.000 Years ago, there's a video out there.

01:50:44.000 I wonder if I still have that guy's number.

01:50:48.000 Years and years ago, back in 2017, when me and Spencer were kind of...

01:50:55.000 We weren't feuding yet.

01:50:58.000 Back in like September 2017, him and I played like Nazi Zombies or the World at War campaign at his loft.

01:51:08.000 He was having this party that I went to.

01:51:12.000 and uh you know we were sort of hanging out on the terrace it was like a big party there were a lot of people there and so we we got to talking for a minute or two and uh and then we started playing world at war and he he was such a boomer the way he was holding the controller he was holding the controller like this you know how boomers do where they have to like hold the controller in their line of sight so they could see the buttons you know if you grow up playing video games you don't have to look at the buttons but

01:51:38.000 I think he was like 40 or 30, 38 or something at that time.

01:51:42.000 As he was doing the boomer thing where he's playing with the buttons in the line of sight so he could... He's like, which button does this?

01:51:48.000 How do you do this?

01:51:49.000 This controller's a little dirty.

01:51:51.000 Kind of embarrassing.

01:51:58.000 Which I was a little surprised.

01:51:59.000 I'm like, this guy's never picked up a controller, but I guess that's his generation.

01:52:04.000 My dad was the same way when I was growing up.

01:52:07.000 So, that's older people. 0.96

01:52:10.000 I guess older people that aren't gamers are just not... They don't get it.

01:52:17.000 So, somewhere out there, there's a video or a picture of us playing World at War. 0.99

01:52:24.000 And, uh, he sucked. 0.97

01:52:27.000 But that's okay. 0.99

01:52:28.000 I mean, he's an old guy.

01:52:30.000 Not that old, but you know, he's older.

01:52:32.000 Older than me, that is.

01:52:34.000 Let me move here.

01:52:48.000 Because I am about to go to war with North Quebec.

01:53:01.000 If you see us in the club, got me acting real nice.

01:53:05.000 I gotta bring these guys back though.

01:53:08.000 At least some of them.

01:53:18.000 And I'm gonna bring these guys in as well.

01:53:34.000 Cause I gotta prepare for this invasion.

01:53:37.000 I gotta get everything in place.

01:53:39.000 The ships, the planes.

01:53:41.000 That's why this game is awesome, because it's logistics.

01:53:43.000 It's like, you gotta get the ships in.

01:53:46.000 You gotta really plan out your war.

01:53:48.000 You gotta really do land, sea, and air coordinated.

01:53:52.000 You gotta have a plan.

01:53:53.000 You gotta have militias.

01:53:55.000 You gotta... You really... I love... This is like my favorite thing.

01:54:00.000 Maps.

01:54:01.000 Logistics.

01:54:03.000 You gotta build your infrastructure.

01:54:05.000 I don't know what- that's like a particular form of autism that males have.

01:54:11.000 Where you're just like, we need maps.

01:54:14.000 We need different layers on the map.

01:54:18.000 Topography.

01:54:19.000 Political jurisdiction.

01:54:22.000 We need different kinds of units.

01:54:24.000 We need land, sea, and air.

01:54:26.000 We need a blueprint.

01:54:27.000 We need to draw on the map with markers.

01:54:31.000 We need to build roads.

01:54:35.000 This is good stuff.

01:54:37.000 Someone says you're on the front page.

01:54:38.000 I know I'm on the front page.

01:54:41.000 I'm number two.

01:54:42.000 I'm behind, uh, I guess Glenn Greenwald went offline.

01:54:47.000 Well, what the flip?

01:54:48.000 Why am I not number one?

01:54:49.000 I should be number one.

01:54:50.000 I should, I'm at 5,000.

01:54:52.000 I should be number one right now.

01:54:56.000 But I guess it takes a minute to update.

01:55:00.000 Come on now.

01:55:01.000 Well, we'll check back in a sec.

01:55:02.000 Alright, we're gonna play Fortnite.

01:55:15.000 Alright.

01:55:18.000 Let me get Fortnite loaded up.

01:55:26.000 Let me add a game capture.

01:55:30.000 This is gonna be sick.

01:55:31.000 Let me get rid of some of these tabs.

01:55:35.000 Save on CPU.

01:55:42.000 I love Paul Towns timeline.

01:55:44.000 He's one of the funniest Twitter users, always has been.

01:55:46.000 43,000 denied, 5,000 in

01:56:03.000 I pop in at about 7pm.

01:56:05.000 Nobody.

01:56:06.000 A black guy to Jim Goad.

01:56:11.000 That's funny.

01:56:18.000 Alright, let's do game cap. 0.96

01:56:29.000 We're good to go.

01:57:07.000 Okay.

01:57:08.000 Alright, let's do a little Fortnite.

01:57:10.000 Let's do a little Fortnite.

01:57:12.000 Let me get on the call.

01:57:14.000 Hey.

01:57:14.000 Hey, turn up your volume.

01:57:16.000 I can't hear you.

01:57:36.000 If you see us in the club, you'll be dancing all night.

01:57:40.000 Can you hear me?

01:57:41.000 Say it again.

01:57:44.000 Tess, Tess.

01:57:44.000 Wait, I'm gonna turn it up one second.

01:57:45.000 Alright, let's get Brant.

01:57:47.000 Where's Brant?

01:57:49.000 How's it now?

01:57:50.000 Too loud.

01:57:52.000 Funny though.

01:57:53.000 Alright.

01:57:54.000 Let's get Brant in here and let me see.

01:58:00.000 Let me join your party.

01:58:02.000 Invite me, I'll join your party.

01:58:04.000 Okay, I gotta open up the game real quick.

01:58:07.000 Hello.

01:58:08.000 Hey, what's up?

01:58:10.000 Hey, what's up?

01:58:27.000 I'll probably play for like an hour, then I gotta go.

01:58:29.000 I gotta get ready for my show.

01:58:31.000 Gotta eat one of my meal plan meals. 1.00

01:58:33.000 Dude, fuck off. 1.00

01:58:35.000 Stop adding me. 1.00

01:58:36.000 Do not add me as a friend.

01:58:41.000 My game's loading up.

01:58:42.000 Alright.

01:58:54.000 Alright.

01:59:02.000 You guys said you were ready.

01:59:03.000 Are you ready, Brant?

01:59:05.000 I'm in the lobby.

01:59:07.000 I'm in now.

01:59:08.000 Let me invite you.

01:59:14.000 Actually, I'm gonna join you, Nick.

01:59:15.000 I don't have Brant added.

01:59:17.000 How do I invite Brant?

01:59:18.000 Are you sure?

01:59:19.000 Don't you... No, I'm on a new account.

01:59:22.000 Brant just joined my party.

01:59:24.000 Oh, yeah.

01:59:24.000 I got it.

01:59:25.000 There we go.

01:59:26.000 Alright, let's go!

01:59:30.000 Yo, you have that?

01:59:32.000 Dude, I need that.

01:59:34.000 I need that emote.

01:59:35.000 I was just telling Veda the other day.

01:59:38.000 I need that one.

01:59:39.000 What's that one called?

01:59:44.000 I'm in love with it.

01:59:45.000 I use it like every time I play.

01:59:47.000 It's Starlit.

01:59:49.000 Starlit.

01:59:50.000 I need... Veda, you gotta let me know when it's in the item shop next.

01:59:54.000 Somebody gift it to me.

01:59:57.000 No, it has to be on the shop for them to be able to gift it.

02:00:17.000 This is great.

02:00:18.000 This is great, dude.

02:00:19.000 I haven't streamed Fortnite in way too long.

02:00:23.000 Yeah. 0.60

02:00:23.000 I do suck at Fortnite, though. 0.60

02:00:26.000 So... Beta's gonna carry us. 1.00

02:00:29.000 He's gonna get us the victory.

02:00:30.000 Okay, let's not get carried away.

02:00:33.000 Yeah, I'm gonna get my gamer slave.

02:00:46.000 Make sure my audio's good.

02:00:48.000 Test, test.

02:00:50.000 My audio's too quiet.

02:00:52.000 Whatever.

02:00:53.000 Well, people in the live chat, you gotta let me know how the audio is.

02:01:03.000 I have all the old emotes out there.

02:01:08.000 I bought like one emote.

02:01:10.000 That's the best one I have.

02:01:17.000 all right let's do peter griffin yeah yep i'll turn it down

02:01:55.000 There's a lot of people here.

02:02:30.000 No, I don't have meta.

02:02:32.000 No, not mine.

02:02:35.000 If your party's unjoinable... Is it?

02:02:37.000 How do I turn that off?

02:02:39.000 Uh, I'll just find it.

02:02:39.000 It's in CS settings.

02:02:42.000 You're in the lobby, huh?

02:02:48.000 Oops. 1.00

02:02:49.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00

02:02:56.000 Invite only. 1.00

02:02:57.000 Geez.

02:03:03.000 Hi Nick!

02:03:31.000 Now you know.

02:03:32.000 It's probably it.

02:04:13.000 Is that you?

02:04:23.000 Yo! 1.00

02:04:23.000 Got the mythic! 1.00

02:04:33.000 So the problem is I just can't build because I'm on controller.

02:04:39.000 We gotta set you up on keyboard and mouse soon.

02:04:43.000 I just can't.

02:04:43.000 I can't do people.

02:04:48.000 Yeah.

02:04:50.000 Not that I'm great on controlling them.

02:05:02.000 Yeah, dude, that medallion's getting away from us.

02:05:06.000 Oh, dude, he hasn't accessed the vault yet.

02:05:08.000 We can probably catch

02:05:19.000 Looks like he's just gonna leave without the ball. 1.00

02:05:24.000 Stupid idiot. 1.00

02:05:25.000 Is he always in the middle of the circle? 1.00

02:05:29.000 Or is that just the range?

02:05:31.000 It's just the range.

02:05:32.000 Yeah, I think it's just range.

02:05:33.000 He could be on the edge.

02:05:38.000 I think I hear him.

02:05:40.000 I think I hear him on me.

02:05:43.000 They're saying lower the game audio.

02:05:44.000 Okay, fine, I'll lower it.

02:05:47.000 I was going to wait until after this match, but you guys are up my butt about it.

02:05:53.000 And I'll make Brant and Fata louder.

02:05:59.000 Okay.

02:05:59.000 Alright, let me know if that's better.

02:06:02.000 Okay.

02:06:08.000 Fighting again?

02:06:12.000 What do we got?

02:06:19.000 Okay, he just one-shot me.

02:06:20.000 He has the mythic.

02:06:22.000 For real?

02:06:23.000 Yeah, he has the mythic.

02:06:24.000 He one-pumped me, bro.

02:06:26.000 I have the mythic. 1.00

02:06:27.000 Also has his fucking cult. 0.99

02:06:29.000 He doesn't have the mythic then, but he did one-pump me. 0.99

02:06:33.000 Well, it's up to me to save the day.

02:06:37.000 As usual.

02:06:38.000 Yeah.

02:06:40.000 Is he doing the reboot damage?

02:06:44.000 I don't hear it.

02:06:49.000 Oh no, he will not be.

02:06:51.000 No, he's down there.

02:06:56.000 Where is he?

02:06:56.000 Down in the cubby somewhere on your right.

02:06:59.000 Probably near my card.

02:07:03.000 Yep, on my card.

02:07:04.000 Oh, here he is.

02:07:08.000 Try not to be zesty here.

02:07:10.000 When you bump him.

02:07:21.000 There he is.

02:07:29.000 That was a warm up game.

02:07:32.000 That's my bad.

02:07:34.000 I got left alone!

02:07:48.000 You didn't protect me.

02:07:49.000 You weren't my gut royal guard.

02:07:52.000 You didn't need any protecting.

02:07:53.000 I needed the protecting. 0.99

02:08:03.000 Damn, I almost... I hit him for a one... What was that? 0.99

02:08:08.000 124?

02:08:08.000 121.

02:08:08.000 Still pretty good.

02:08:11.000 Um, actually...

02:08:15.000 I believe it was 121 to be exact.

02:08:17.000 124!

02:08:17.000 It was 121 whatever, you know.

02:08:22.000 Very good hit.

02:08:23.000 Alright, let's see.

02:08:31.000 We're doing here.

02:08:34.000 Just so you know.

02:08:35.000 Yeah.

02:08:35.000 That was a hot drop because it was right out of the bust.

02:08:41.000 I'm in the mood.

02:08:49.000 Stop moving Brent.

02:08:52.000 Okay.

02:08:53.000 Alright, now move.

02:08:54.000 Alright, let's do it.

02:09:07.000 I'm locked in now.

02:09:16.000 You gotta get it together, Payton.

02:09:18.000 Yeah.

02:09:19.000 And Brandt, too.

02:09:20.000 Brandt, you just gotta... We both just gotta work individually.

02:09:23.000 I know.

02:09:23.000 We gotta stick together.

02:09:25.000 I know, my bad.

02:09:28.000 I know, my bad.

02:09:30.000 You out?

02:09:33.000 No, no.

02:09:33.000 It's just, all these... No, no, no.

02:09:36.000 All these locations, there's so much, like, verticality to the map.

02:09:39.000 I will, like, fall off a building, and you take, like,

02:09:42.000 That did happen to me.

02:09:44.000 Yeah, you take too much damage.

02:09:59.000 What side are we going to land on?

02:10:01.000 This side.

02:10:03.000 Yeah?

02:10:03.000 I don't know, I kind of want to just... I have a better drop here.

02:10:06.000 I had to go where I had like the best spawn.

02:10:13.000 I'm looking good.

02:10:46.000 We're fighting over the same loot here.

02:10:47.000 No, I left.

02:10:59.000 Is the grappler good?

02:11:00.000 I haven't really used it.

02:11:02.000 Yeah.

02:11:04.000 Okay.

02:11:05.000 This is like my fourth game.

02:11:21.000 Maybe not, let's go to Peterson.

02:11:22.000 I didn't see anyone.

02:11:53.000 Alright, I'm coming over to you Nick.

02:11:54.000 Let's get Peter.

02:12:56.000 And we're good.

02:12:58.000 Let's go to the vault.

02:13:28.000 You know, gold auto shotgun here for anyone who wants it.

02:13:45.000 This is too dark.

02:13:59.000 Ballistic shield if anyone wants that.

02:14:06.000 We're good, we got zones.

02:14:29.000 Alright, what's the next move?

02:14:31.000 What do I need, um... I need to eat food for my next challenge.

02:14:42.000 I could just start heading towards middle zone.

02:15:00.000 Is there a car here or no?

02:15:04.000 Umm... I don't see anything.

02:15:08.000 No, uh... Oh, we can emote together.

02:15:21.000 I don't know.

02:15:22.000 Let's go!

02:15:22.000 Yo, this is sick.

02:16:14.000 Where to train at?

02:16:15.000 It just passed.

02:16:17.000 Where to now?

02:16:19.000 Oh, should we do a bounty or something over here?

02:16:22.000 Oh yeah, actually, is there a bounty over there?

02:16:29.000 Yeah.

02:16:30.000 Alright, let's go.

02:16:34.000 Can't believe we haven't seen a car yet.

02:16:35.000 Yeah, what's up with that?

02:16:38.000 Or anyone.

02:16:39.000 Can you follow me?

02:16:59.000 Just what the doctor ordered.

02:17:08.000 Where is everyone?

02:17:09.000 Game's too quiet.

02:17:19.000 Oh yeah, I have the medallion too, so I don't know.

02:17:30.000 Want to go for the bounty in that?

02:17:41.000 Yeah.

02:17:42.000 Oh, dude, it's like... Oh, you can't.

02:17:47.000 Yeah, we can.

02:17:53.000 I've been grappling.

02:18:10.000 I need to eat a berry though to get higher in the challenge.

02:18:22.000 Oh, I don't think I could eat it though, right?

02:18:26.000 Whoops.

02:18:27.000 Jeez, I'm gonna be floating.

02:18:34.000 What's going on right now?

02:18:37.000 Dude, you didn't mark where the bounty is!

02:18:50.000 Why did you mark that?

02:18:53.000 No, I marked the center of the zone.

02:18:58.000 You can open up your map and see where the bounty is.

02:19:01.000 Obviously it's not where I marked it.

02:19:06.000 Just, bro, just open the map and look.

02:19:08.000 We're going for the bounty! 0.99

02:19:11.000 I thought you built the marker where the fucking bounty is. 0.98

02:19:13.000 No, I put the marker, like, a while ago. 0.97

02:19:15.000 I put it in the center of the zone.

02:19:16.000 Oh, it doesn't matter.

02:19:21.000 We're so far away.

02:19:21.000 He would've been dead anyway.

02:19:30.000 Yeah, I guess we just back out.

02:19:36.000 Yeah, Epic knew what they were doing.

02:19:53.000 Swastika intersection.

02:19:56.000 They put the Swastika on the map? 1.00

02:19:57.000 They put the mountains from Kanye's album?

02:20:02.000 Did you see that, Nick?

02:20:03.000 Yeah, yeah, I saw Brandenburg's.

02:20:39.000 Someone already looted this, or what?

02:21:00.000 Where's the boss?

02:21:03.000 Oh, there it is, there it is!

02:21:05.000 There's the boss.

02:21:06.000 You can see it on the map.

02:21:39.000 Capture the flag, Alan.

02:22:23.000 Real people here.

02:22:24.000 Oh, I thought you were fighting bot.

02:22:26.000 Oh, he was fighting the turret.

02:22:36.000 Dude, he died to the turret!

02:22:37.000 He died to it!

02:22:38.000 But yeah, he did.

02:22:39.000 He's got most of the damage.

02:22:41.000 Break the turret real quick. 0.99

02:22:52.000 Oh shit, on me. 0.99

02:22:58.000 Got mine. 1.00

02:22:59.000 Let's go to the vault.

02:23:01.000 Big pot here for you, Brent.

02:23:28.000 The what?

02:23:29.000 There's a big pot over here for you.

02:23:32.000 Oh.

02:23:33.000 Oh, okay.

02:23:38.000 Actually, it's just the ball, yeah.

02:23:43.000 Nice, Nick.

02:23:45.000 How are you holding up after getting trolled back there?

02:23:55.000 It's tough.

02:23:56.000 It's not easy.

02:24:04.000 I don't remember.

02:24:04.000 Okay, I gotta go get that big bot because there was nothing in here.

02:24:08.000 Someone's bot-lobbying.

02:24:14.000 Nope.

02:24:16.000 All professional players.

02:24:20.000 There are, like, so many bots now.

02:24:24.000 Nah, there's less now.

02:24:26.000 Storm's coming and we gotta get out of here.

02:24:28.000 What do you mean there's less?

02:24:29.000 There's less since there's more in OG.

02:25:03.000 Let's get another bounty.

02:25:07.000 I'll grab one right now.

02:25:08.000 Er, yeah.

02:25:11.000 Oh, let's do the, uh, capture the flag, actually.

02:25:14.000 Alright.

02:25:17.000 Oh, they added this back?

02:25:18.000 What?

02:25:19.000 Get in.

02:25:35.000 Um yeah.

02:25:36.000 Duh.

02:26:07.000 I'll wait for you guys at this launch pad and then we'll get out of here.

02:26:39.000 Come on, Brent.

02:26:50.000 I got three right now.

02:26:51.000 Yeah.

02:26:52.000 Oh, there's people here.

02:27:05.000 On me, on me.

02:27:11.000 Just follow me down here.

02:27:13.000 Why would you go right up?

02:27:15.000 There it is.

02:27:15.000 They're just running up on you bro.

02:27:17.000 Yeah watch this.

02:27:43.000 Oh, what?

02:27:44.000 I got lasered from behind. 1.00

02:27:45.000 Fuck, dude. 1.00

02:27:46.000 Whatever. 1.00

02:27:52.000 They're pushing this island, Albedo, so be careful.

02:27:59.000 Keep crawling towards me, I'm gonna make my way over you. 1.00

02:28:01.000 They're pushing, though, so be careful.

02:28:05.000 I'm gonna hide in this bush.

02:28:11.000 Yeah, they're right on top.

02:28:16.000 Aw, dude!

02:28:16.000 I got... Okay, really?

02:28:18.000 Zach, I got sniped.

02:28:19.000 Again!

02:28:20.000 Yeah, you were right.

02:28:29.000 I should've dropped his team.

02:28:32.000 It's okay.

02:29:00.000 I'll mark the reboot van so you can go reboot me.

02:29:03.000 Yep.

02:29:05.000 Someone else- Bram, pick up the- Did they get the medallion?

02:29:56.000 Okay, I have been muted this entire time, but I was actually saying a bunch of stuff.

02:30:01.000 Oops.

02:30:06.000 Knocked one.

02:30:19.000 Nice job. 1.00

02:30:24.000 Oh shit, you scared me. 0.99

02:30:28.000 Um anyway, I was gonna ask, are you carrying flesh shields? 1.00

02:30:37.000 That is a mini, I said flesh shields.

02:30:39.000 Oh yeah. 1.00

02:30:57.000 Bitch. 1.00

02:31:38.000 Bram, we have zone. 1.00

02:31:40.000 Um, yes.

02:31:42.000 Oh, guys up there, I didn't even see that.

02:31:44.000 Forget them.

02:31:53.000 Just laser them while they try and get to zone. 0.98

02:32:04.000 Dead.

02:32:04.000 Oh, they have the trainer.

02:32:38.000 That's unfortunate.

02:32:41.000 The water is so annoying.

02:32:42.000 Yeah, we actually just lost the game because of the water.

02:32:47.000 Ow. 0.99

02:32:47.000 Ow, team. 0.99

02:32:49.000 What?!

02:32:51.000 That was such an ow.

02:32:52.000 You couldn't even save me!

02:32:53.000 Now we're back.

02:33:14.000 Good game, everybody.

02:33:15.000 Good game. 1.00

02:33:16.000 Some retarded faggot in your chat. 1.00

02:33:18.000 Bro blocked himself off trying to show off. 1.00

02:33:20.000 I'm fucking blocking myself off from the shots, you idiot. 1.00

02:33:23.000 Don't read the live chat. 1.00

02:33:24.000 Why are you hating on my live chat? 1.00

02:33:26.000 You're stupid. 1.00

02:33:27.000 Don't let him get in your head, King. 1.00

02:33:31.000 Bro is seething at the live chat.

02:33:36.000 It's crazy.

02:33:38.000 I'm coming after all of them.

02:33:42.000 They're just the live chat.

02:33:43.000 They can't hurt you.

02:33:46.000 Live chat isn't real.

02:33:47.000 Get me into this game.

02:34:22.000 Okay.

02:34:23.000 And let's try it again.

02:34:25.000 Peter Griffin?

02:34:26.000 No, no, no.

02:34:27.000 Let's try something else.

02:34:28.000 Let's try Lavish Lair.

02:34:33.000 Alright.

02:34:33.000 Or Hazy Hillside.

02:34:34.000 Which is one that we do.

02:34:37.000 We've done well at Lavish Lair.

02:34:43.000 I love this emote.

02:34:46.000 The skin's fire too.

02:34:52.000 I love that song.

02:34:53.000 It's so catchy.

02:34:57.000 It was really popular, like, five years ago, I think.

02:35:01.000 Yeah.

02:35:03.000 Old heads remember.

02:35:04.000 All-time classic, though.

02:35:06.000 Yep.

02:35:09.000 I feel like dance music is some of the only music that stands the test of time.

02:35:16.000 Some of the only music that people will still listen to from the 90s is dance music.

02:35:24.000 Who's really listening to that kind of music?

02:35:28.000 90s R&B, even 90s rap.

02:35:30.000 I mean, if you pulled up to the function and started playing Biggie Smalls, people would look at you like you have three hats.

02:35:37.000 Are you thinking like Coolio and the Gang?

02:35:41.000 Cool and the Gang or Coolio?

02:35:43.000 Well, his name is Coolio, I guess, but Cool and the Gang.

02:35:46.000 No, Coolio is a rapper.

02:35:48.000 Oh, it is?

02:35:49.000 Cool and the Gang.

02:35:51.000 I mean, yeah, people still listen to Cool and the Gang.

02:35:54.000 I guess that's a good sense of time.

02:35:56.000 Unless So Coolio.

02:35:59.000 Um... But, I mean, when you think about... I was thinking about this the other day.

02:36:02.000 It's those, like, dance EDM hits that people still... Like, they're still a banger today.

02:36:09.000 More so than, uh... Just some of the other stuff.

02:36:15.000 Like, Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, Boy Bandit didn't stand a chance.

02:36:21.000 Okay, what?

02:36:22.000 Yeah, Instinct was just, uh, had, like, a comeback tour or something because they were in there.

02:36:31.000 True.

02:36:33.000 They're fighting the boss.

02:36:40.000 I'm gonna go third party him.

02:36:43.000 I'm not.

02:36:43.000 Yeah, I'm a new head.

02:36:55.000 I like both.

02:36:55.000 I loved pulling the gang right there when I was little.

02:37:01.000 That's who I was really referring to.

02:37:04.000 But I like him.

02:37:05.000 Yeah?

02:37:12.000 Well, literally the last one.

02:37:14.000 Dude!

02:37:15.000 Okay, I was just wondering.

02:37:21.000 Yeah, that's a guy.

02:37:53.000 Oh, that's the boss.

02:38:09.000 Oh, I have no mats, too.

02:38:24.000 Okay, how do I get to the vault?

02:38:31.000 Oh, that's a player!

02:38:35.000 Dude, what?

02:38:47.000 Sheesh.

02:38:52.000 Bruh, get me up!

02:38:54.000 What's the hold up?

02:38:55.000 Why is this taking so long?

02:38:57.000 I'll get you up.

02:38:58.000 Thank you.

02:39:00.000 How's rezzing, Brent?

02:39:02.000 Yeah.

02:39:03.000 Okay, where's the van?

02:39:06.000 Wait, did you get the medallion?

02:39:07.000 Yeah, I have it.

02:39:08.000 Drop it.

02:39:10.000 Oh, okay.

02:39:11.000 Please would be nice.

02:39:12.000 I'll give it back.

02:39:13.000 Thank you so much.

02:39:14.000 Okay, I'm going to kidnick up.

02:39:21.000 Loyal. 1.00

02:39:22.000 Loyal as fuck. 1.00

02:39:30.000 Nick, thoughts on JZE? 1.00

02:39:32.000 I love the Jimbo Zoomer experience.

02:39:34.000 My second favorite show.

02:39:37.000 After my show.

02:39:38.000 Behind you.

02:39:38.000 I was gonna say behind your own.

02:39:41.000 Yep.

02:39:44.000 Yuppie.

02:39:46.000 People are saying fix the game.

02:39:47.000 What do you mean fix it?

02:39:48.000 What's wrong with my game?

02:39:53.000 Nick's got all the 40-year-old Nazis watching Fortnite. 0.58

02:39:55.000 Dude, my fan base is all kids.

02:39:57.000 Retard. 1.00

02:39:58.000 Yeah, what?

02:40:06.000 Did you open the vault yet?

02:40:07.000 Yeah.

02:40:08.000 Yeah, I'm in the vault right now.

02:40:11.000 Okay.

02:40:11.000 What they?

02:40:12.000 He's a Nazi. 1.00

02:40:14.000 Shut up, man. 1.00

02:40:19.000 We're still past that. 1.00

02:40:23.000 I'm not unironically saying Nazi, ever, in any context.

02:40:50.000 Alright, I'm Lavish Lair, it's our spawn.

02:40:52.000 If anyone needs big pots, I have two.

02:40:54.000 If anyone needs minis, I have like six.

02:40:56.000 No, I have one.

02:41:00.000 Okay, take the fifth.

02:41:06.000 Single minis.

02:41:08.000 Oh, I need to change stuff on this.

02:41:26.000 Oh, is this gonna kill me?

02:41:30.000 Yeah, dude! 0.99

02:41:31.000 What the heck, that is- Yeah, you gotta break it.

02:41:35.000 There's a medkit in the vault.

02:41:37.000 Oh, I'm gonna grab that.

02:41:40.000 Oh, you need it more than me, Brent?

02:41:41.000 Yeah.

02:41:42.000 Here, I'm gonna box up, I need a drink real quick.

02:41:48.000 I'm parched. 0.99

02:42:23.000 Aw, dammit! 0.98

02:42:26.000 I can use those minis before. 0.99

02:42:32.000 I'm back.

02:42:34.000 We got zoned.

02:42:34.000 Why don't we do a bounty?

02:42:42.000 Oh, I love that.

02:42:43.000 Yeah, I've wanted that one forever, but it's never gonna come.

02:42:49.000 Cause that's the Charli D'Amelio dance.

02:42:55.000 Sure.

02:42:57.000 No, it's the Renegade.

02:42:58.000 My bad.

02:42:58.000 I'm supposed to be the TikTok expert.

02:43:18.000 Someone says, Nick, can you triple edit? 0.95

02:43:20.000 Dude, I can't even fucking single edit. 0.80

02:43:23.000 I can't even build. 0.83

02:43:25.000 I build one at a time.

02:43:26.000 Can you triple edit?

02:43:29.000 We're pushing it.

02:43:31.000 We're editing as a concept is pushing it for me.

02:43:35.000 As a game mechanic.

02:43:36.000 Yo.

02:43:38.000 Is that a guy or is that an NPC?

02:43:39.000 Yo, guy's on me.

02:43:41.000 That's a guy.

02:43:47.000 I have a sniper scope on my AR.

02:43:50.000 Yeah, I have a sniper scope on my shotgun.

02:43:56.000 Let's go for the bounty.

02:44:05.000 He has friends here.

02:44:08.000 The bounty is somewhere in Lavish.

02:44:41.000 I almost did not get him.

02:44:44.000 Yeah, I need like a nemesis with a forge, let's go.

02:44:50.000 There's a guy over here.

02:45:04.000 Just yoink that from Brent.

02:45:06.000 Yeah.

02:45:07.000 Thank you.

02:45:08.000 Oh, there's a guy over here.

02:45:16.000 Got him.

02:45:20.000 We gotta, one of these days, Nick, we gotta go through and fix your settings.

02:45:25.000 What do you mean?

02:45:25.000 Like, what controller?

02:45:27.000 Controller with your keybinds and your, uh... What's wrong with my, uh... Also, your FPS.

02:45:32.000 What's your... Do you have your FPS... Like, it seems like you're playing on low FPS right now.

02:45:36.000 First-person shooter?

02:45:38.000 No, frames per second.

02:45:39.000 Yeah, it seems like you're playing on low FPS.

02:45:45.000 That's a big deal.

02:45:45.000 I think it's just the stream is low FPS.

02:45:48.000 The stream is, but also your graphics are high, so there's no way you're playing on above.

02:45:57.000 I can't even edit, I don't think it's the FPS.

02:45:59.000 No, no, it'll help your aim too. 0.97

02:46:01.000 I can't even fucking build and edit, bro. 0.90

02:46:03.000 It'll help everything. 0.96

02:46:04.000 It'll help everything.

02:46:06.000 It's not a cap.

02:46:07.000 Dude, everyone in the chat knows the difference between playing on like 60hz versus 240hz.

02:46:12.000 It helps everything.

02:46:15.000 It's a totally different game.

02:46:16.000 I can't even build, I'm not even good at building.

02:46:18.000 Okay, shooting. 0.57

02:46:19.000 It'll change shooting for you as well.

02:46:21.000 It makes aiming better.

02:46:22.000 It makes everything better.

02:46:23.000 Okay.

02:46:24.000 I'll upgrade my, uh... Yeah, I'll help you with it later.

02:46:30.000 Oh, what should my frames be?

02:46:33.000 160?

02:46:34.000 No, 240 or 300.

02:46:35.000 Yeah, you have it capped on 60.

02:46:38.000 I knew you had it capped on 60.

02:46:39.000 You gotta change that.

02:46:41.000 Oh, I cry about it.

02:46:42.000 Oh, wow.

02:46:43.000 Wow, now I can build.

02:46:44.000 Suddenly my hands are able to build.

02:46:48.000 My hand-eye just improved.

02:46:51.000 Oh, there's retards in the chat that said you can't notice past 100. 1.00

02:46:55.000 Like, brah, I have bad hand-eye coordination.

02:47:01.000 That's a- that's a mindset.

02:47:04.000 There's people over here... fighting, I think?

02:47:11.000 By the window.

02:47:19.000 That his monitor is capped?

02:47:20.000 I think that's probably true.

02:47:25.000 I'm not a technical.

02:47:41.000 Yeah, sure, but you know, you are handicapping yourself. 0.86

02:47:46.000 Against every single person we fight right now,

02:47:49.000 No, I don't.

02:47:50.000 I have good friends.

02:47:50.000 I don't... I don't have a handicap.

02:47:53.000 Maybe you have me there, but, uh... You're coordination handicapped. 1.00

02:47:59.000 Ehhh...

02:48:09.000 You're a physical person.

02:48:13.000 I would prefer not even to exist in the physical world.

02:48:18.000 Bro wants to be a spirit?

02:48:19.000 I want to be like a... I'm ready to upload my consciousness.

02:48:27.000 Cyber.

02:48:27.000 He's like Brainiac.

02:48:28.000 Cyber.

02:48:36.000 Neural link will be good.

02:48:48.000 Your fingers and hands move like an alien's hands.

02:48:50.000 There's no way you have bad coordination.

02:48:53.000 There's no way you have bad coordination.

02:48:55.000 I don't know.

02:49:00.000 Every good Fortnite player I see has hands that move like that.

02:49:03.000 It's a genetic trait.

02:49:06.000 I don't know.

02:49:07.000 I'm just noticing patterns.

02:49:10.000 Need a scope.

02:49:11.000 Need a marksman scope.

02:49:13.000 Need a workbench.

02:49:17.000 Oh, guys, on me, on me, on me!

02:49:18.000 I'm coming.

02:49:20.000 A lot of health, a lot of health. 0.97

02:49:22.000 This AR is not going to fucking help me at all. 0.97

02:50:01.000 The engineer. 0.97

02:50:02.000 The engineer.

02:50:05.000 Technician class. 0.91

02:50:08.000 Don't forget to torture him. 0.75

02:50:21.000 All the petty nationalists are like, no, don't torture him! 0.95

02:50:29.000 We're anti-war.

02:50:30.000 That's not based.

02:50:32.000 What are you, like, Israel?

02:50:36.000 Sorry to let you guys know, but Nick is just a neocon in disguise.

02:50:39.000 I'm not a neocon.

02:50:44.000 I saw people saying that.

02:50:45.000 Uh-oh.

02:50:47.000 Shots?

02:50:50.000 Oh, it's coming from where we just were.

02:50:52.000 Made a lot of health, made a lot of health.

02:50:55.000 Knocked one.

02:50:56.000 I'm already fighting, so I'm coming back over.

02:50:58.000 Hit one for like 30. 1.00

02:51:03.000 Dammit! 1.00

02:51:05.000 Knocked another one. 1.00

02:51:06.000 Nice.

02:51:08.000 Well, let the goat work. 1.00

02:51:09.000 Let the goat work. 1.00

02:51:11.000 I marked another squad.

02:51:12.000 There's squad fighting on my app.

02:51:16.000 Bro, is the goat?

02:51:18.000 Brandon, is the Fortnite goat?

02:51:21.000 Knocked.

02:51:22.000 Alright.

02:51:27.000 Yeah, she pulled my mark. 0.94

02:51:28.000 On my mark.

02:51:29.000 Oh.

02:51:29.000 Let's go around this way to him, though.

02:51:38.000 Anyone in the- is there shotgun ammo?

02:51:40.000 I'm dying out here.

02:51:43.000 Yeah, I got some.

02:51:45.000 Can anyone spare just a few?

02:51:47.000 Poor boy.

02:51:48.000 What do you need?

02:51:49.000 Oh, actually, never mind.

02:51:50.000 I just got a bunch.

02:51:51.000 You're good.

02:51:55.000 We're off to a good start.

02:52:31.000 Keep moving, we gotta just keep running.

02:52:44.000 Hold on, I gotta heal up.

02:52:46.000 Ready?

02:52:54.000 There's a squad on us.

02:53:00.000 We gotta keep it moving.

02:53:02.000 We're getting pushed by the zone.

02:53:12.000 Oh my god!

02:53:13.000 I'm getting done.

02:53:14.000 That's crazy.

02:53:16.000 I got done.

02:53:17.000 That guy hit me for like two shots.

02:53:19.000 I'm out.

02:53:21.000 I'm out!

02:53:42.000 I'm playing Call of War.

02:53:43.000 Wow, this build battle is hard to watch. 1.00

02:54:00.000 Damn. 1.00

02:54:12.000 Shit, man. 1.00

02:54:16.000 Is the storm worse than the new Fortnite? 1.00

02:54:18.000 I feel like it's gotta be.

02:54:19.000 Yeah, people are saying that.

02:54:21.000 But they did change it, so... Whatever.

02:54:36.000 Brutal.

02:54:37.000 Wow, we were second, too?

02:54:39.000 Couldn't do anything.

02:54:43.000 Bruh.

02:54:53.000 I shouldn't have went for your card.

02:54:54.000 I went back for your card.

02:54:57.000 Wow.

02:54:59.000 Thank you for coming back.

02:55:00.000 So good.

02:55:01.000 I died for you, yeah?

02:55:11.000 Are you in lobby?

02:55:14.000 I accidentally backed out, but I readied up.

02:55:23.000 I'll probably play one more, then I gotta get ready for my show.

02:55:27.000 Alright, sounds good. 0.99

02:55:38.000 Damn! 0.99

02:55:40.000 Well, we'll win this one. 1.00

02:55:41.000 Usually we win these.

02:55:42.000 We haven't won a single one.

02:55:44.000 This is the one I'm streaming.

02:55:46.000 Of course, right?

02:55:51.000 Are you ready to open yours?

02:56:09.000 Alright, let's land somewhere good, maybe lavish again.

02:56:13.000 We'll see.

02:56:23.000 I'm kind of impressed with my performance these two games.

02:56:27.000 Yeah, you've been okay.

02:56:27.000 You've been not bad.

02:56:29.000 That one time we played, I was so bad.

02:56:31.000 I died within drop.

02:56:36.000 That was not good, but you know, you're pretty good today. 0.99

02:56:39.000 I've been just sucking hard today. 0.98

02:56:42.000 Need another cup of joe. 0.99

02:56:45.000 Get wired, get turned on.

02:56:47.000 Get dialed in. 1.00

02:56:48.000 What the fuck? 1.00

02:56:50.000 Where's the... Why did I go to the game? 0.99

02:56:53.000 You were loading in.

02:56:54.000 Oh, it's just me and Vader. 0.99

02:56:55.000 What the fuck? 1.00

02:56:56.000 Let's back out, let's back out. 1.00

02:56:59.000 Bruh.

02:57:00.000 Alright, we backed out.

02:57:18.000 Alright, ready up.

02:57:20.000 Oh, let's do trios.

02:57:24.000 Wait, were we doing squads that whole time?

02:57:28.000 Were we? 0.99

02:57:29.000 Bro, Nick, did you fucking... No, I don't think so. 0.99

02:57:33.000 No. 0.99

02:57:34.000 Well, how come it was in squads?

02:57:35.000 Because that guy joined, remember?

02:57:37.000 That's why.

02:57:38.000 Okay, hopefully it didn't put us in like a no-fill squads after he joined.

02:57:41.000 No, I don't think so.

02:57:42.000 Because we encountered a lot of trios.

02:57:45.000 Yeah, three people.

02:57:46.000 I think so.

02:57:47.000 I think so.

02:57:48.000 No, we did because those people on the hill that one time are a trio.

02:57:56.000 Yeah, that's pretty cack.

02:57:58.000 Cack if true.

02:58:10.000 Imagine Yeah, bro, wait a minute like I mean I was getting jumped on by a lot of people Maybe we just saw that people on the hill and they lost a teammate I don't know people are saying they want chief trumpster.

02:58:23.000 I'll invite chief trumpster next time I forgot Hail to the chief

02:58:35.000 He actually is really... He's pretty cracked, too.

02:58:38.000 I think Beta might, uh... Might be a tight, tight choice. 0.99

02:58:43.000 Nah, it's not close at all.

02:58:46.000 Beta's too good.

02:58:47.000 There is, no, but there's a new, there's a new prodigy.

02:58:51.000 Some random chatter named Goyim Deceiver.

02:58:54.000 He's gotta be like 10, 13 years old, cause he's insane at the game.

02:58:59.000 We gotta get him for Fortnite Friday.

02:59:02.000 Yeah, I know this Fortnite game.

02:59:04.000 I gotta grind this Peter Griffiths game.

02:59:06.000 He's the first person I've seen from this period where I'm like, okay, he might actually be better than me.

02:59:11.000 We need the best sweat.

02:59:12.000 So if you're a Fortnite sweat, you gotta reach out to me.

02:59:15.000 I gotta grind this Peter Griffiths game.

02:59:20.000 Someone says, cheap beat beta live on stream.

02:59:24.000 Yeah, no.

02:59:27.000 Nick just wants to take a shot at my ego right now.

02:59:29.000 Nick just wants to take a shot.

02:59:30.000 I'll let the kids have fun.

02:59:32.000 I'm gonna let the kids have fun though.

02:59:33.000 I'm dead.

02:59:33.000 I don't have a gun.

02:59:34.000 This guy's chasing me. 1.00

02:59:55.000 Bruh, you suck! 1.00

02:59:57.000 I can't do anything! 1.00

02:59:59.000 He's better.

03:00:01.000 I guess he wouldn't have died there.

03:00:02.000 He would have pickaxed him.

03:00:04.000 Where'd you die? 0.99

03:00:06.000 You died to a pickaxe? 0.95

03:00:07.000 Wow. 0.60

03:00:08.000 No, no, no.

03:00:09.000 I tried to pickaxe him because I had no gun.

03:00:12.000 Where is your carb?

03:00:13.000 Where even are you?

03:00:14.000 I got it.

03:00:15.000 He's got it.

03:00:16.000 You got the carb.

03:00:19.000 You just gotta stay alive, Brad.

03:00:22.000 I'm on it. 0.96

03:00:25.000 Oh crap, okay, it's the tiger person.

03:00:30.000 Was it another player that got you? 0.99

03:00:34.000 Yeah, it was a player.

03:00:35.000 He picked up a shotgun in front of me and chased me.

03:00:38.000 Yep, someone's chasing me now.

03:00:41.000 Let's do this game with Scott.

03:00:44.000 Boom! 0.99

03:00:45.000 Yeah, call me trash now. 0.97

03:00:47.000 Dude, I have two people on me. 1.00

03:00:49.000 I'll just go die and finish this guy off. 0.96

03:01:06.000 Someone's saying magnificent games right now. 1.00

03:01:16.000 Boom! 0.99

03:01:17.000 Call me trash again! 1.00

03:01:19.000 Call me trash again. 1.00

03:01:20.000 Man, I'm just calling you trash. 1.00

03:01:23.000 This is my fucking live chat. 1.00

03:01:25.000 These gay homos in my live chat. 1.00

03:01:37.000 They're on the boss, you're getting a third party here. 1.00

03:01:42.000 Ooh! 0.96

03:01:44.000 That's an NPC.

03:01:45.000 No, no, but that guy I killed?

03:01:48.000 Yeah, that was a real one.

03:01:50.000 Yeah, you sniped him and... Because I'm good, dude!

03:01:57.000 I'm good at this game! 1.00

03:01:58.000 I'm fucking crack! 0.99

03:01:59.000 Oh, no, there's other people fighting in there. 1.00

03:02:04.000 Smart.

03:02:05.000 Marked a man.

03:02:34.000 This is so scuffed.

03:02:35.000 He's got two kills.

03:02:36.000 I got three kills and brought back the squad.

03:02:43.000 I'm a gamer.

03:02:45.000 I'm a gamer.

03:02:47.000 I upped my brain rate.

03:02:48.000 Now I'm good at the game.

03:02:49.000 See?

03:02:50.000 I told you!

03:02:53.000 They'd have been defeated.

03:02:54.000 Oh, come on! 0.99

03:02:55.000 No!

03:02:55.000 Okay, it's over.

03:02:57.000 And it's over.

03:03:01.000 Bro, help me!

03:03:05.000 I'm hiding! 0.92

03:03:06.000 He's gonna kill me! 1.00

03:03:07.000 I'm coming for you. 1.00

03:03:11.000 Bananas is W Gamer.

03:03:12.000 That's right.

03:03:14.000 W Gamer.

03:03:16.000 Gamer!

03:03:17.000 Gamer!

03:03:18.000 Remember that?

03:03:19.000 Remember that?

03:03:21.000 Oh boy, I'm cursed. 1.00

03:03:26.000 Let me kill this guy and get you up real quick. 1.00

03:03:29.000 This guy's doing the take the O on me. 1.00

03:03:33.000 In VEDA we trust. 0.99

03:03:34.000 I just got shit on by him too. 1.00

03:03:35.000 I had fucking lunch at my bus stop. 1.00

03:03:37.000 You died?! 1.00

03:03:37.000 I just got shit on. 1.00

03:03:38.000 Yeah, I got full on shit on. 1.00

03:03:39.000 Alright, we'll play one more. 1.00

03:03:40.000 I got full shit on in that one. 1.00

03:03:43.000 You trash. 1.00

03:03:44.000 I was just bad. 1.00

03:03:45.000 I just wasn't even paying attention. 1.00

03:03:47.000 You're trash. 1.00

03:03:50.000 You should feel like trash. 1.00

03:03:55.000 That's bad, dude. 1.00

03:03:56.000 That was just bad. 0.99

03:03:57.000 It sucks, because this guy's terrible at the game. 1.00

03:03:59.000 You're terrible at the game. 1.00

03:04:00.000 I just got shit on by this guy. 1.00

03:04:03.000 Okay, you gotta watch it, okay? 1.00

03:04:05.000 Whoa! 0.71

03:04:05.000 Excuse me, what is that, a threat? 0.71

03:04:07.000 Yeah, you're out of line.

03:04:08.000 You're gonna threaten me?

03:04:10.000 Yeah. 0.91

03:04:10.000 You're not gonna do shit. 0.91

03:04:12.000 Yeah, well, my backpack is just getting a little heavy. 0.97

03:04:14.000 Alright.

03:04:16.000 Okay.

03:04:20.000 We're back.

03:04:26.000 Okay, this is our round.

03:04:28.000 But I really popped off in that game. 0.92

03:04:29.000 I killed three people. 0.65

03:04:31.000 Little shotgun, little sniper action. 0.97

03:04:34.000 Yeah, I'm good, dude.

03:04:35.000 I'm good at this game.

03:04:36.000 I know that I'm good at this game.

03:04:38.000 Um, you wanna go Lava Slayer again?

03:04:52.000 We're good to go.

03:05:18.000 I was right below your chin when we met up.

03:05:20.000 You're even shorter than that.

03:05:22.000 You're 5'6", and I was... I would put you in a headlock, I'd be punching your head so hard, you'd get a concussion. 0.99

03:05:30.000 I'd make that little mustache of yours blood-stained. 1.00

03:05:32.000 Yeah, with your blood. 0.99

03:05:34.000 Yeah. 1.00

03:05:34.000 Maybe I'd make it cum-stained, too, after I rape you. 1.00

03:05:38.000 After I rape you. 1.00

03:05:41.000 You learned that from Joe the Boomer, you sick piece of shit. 1.00

03:05:44.000 That's Joe the Boomer's influence. 1.00

03:05:47.000 Oh, no. 0.98

03:05:49.000 I would demolish you, dude. 1.00

03:05:50.000 I would fucking, like a cartoon, turn you into a basketball, and dribble you, and then fucking slam dunk you into a basketball. 1.00

03:05:56.000 How is that gonna work, though? 0.99

03:05:58.000 How is that gonna work when I'm just so much, I'm so much bigger? 0.99

03:06:00.000 You're fucking small, dude. 0.99

03:06:03.000 More of a will to die kind of guy as well. 1.00

03:06:04.000 Oh, no, no, no, no!

03:06:05.000 Like, I just, I fight dirty.

03:06:06.000 Yeah, so do I. I have no health.

03:06:09.000 I have no health, and they're chasing me.

03:06:12.000 Because I fell off the roof.

03:06:16.000 Go to Nick, Brant.

03:06:25.000 I'm on the way.

03:06:26.000 I'm coming.

03:06:27.000 Stay safe.

03:06:33.000 You got heals?

03:06:35.000 Uh, no.

03:06:36.000 I'm just bodyguard.

03:06:45.000 You think you're the king?

03:06:59.000 You think you're the king? 1.00

03:07:00.000 Oh crap. 1.00

03:07:01.000 What's that? 0.99

03:07:01.000 You have to be under the age of 25 to get that stuff. 0.99

03:07:14.000 Dude, I'll- I got- I don't even know what the fuck to do. 0.99

03:07:16.000 You got killed by NPCs, Brant. 0.99

03:07:18.000 Oh my goodness, dude.

03:07:20.000 There's a guy on me.

03:07:22.000 There's three.

03:07:26.000 There's three guys on you, Brant?

03:07:28.000 I got pinched by the tiger and other people.

03:07:31.000 Three guys on Brant.

03:07:33.000 The influence of Preston has gone too far.

03:07:36.000 Oh my gosh, dude.

03:07:41.000 I disavow.

03:07:42.000 I disavow that.

03:07:47.000 What am I going to do here?

03:07:48.000 What's my play?

03:07:49.000 You're the gamer, what's my play?

03:07:53.000 I don't know what to do.

03:08:01.000 They got the medallion.

03:08:02.000 I'm pinned down.

03:08:04.000 Let's do one more after this one. 0.99

03:08:06.000 If I die, that's if I die. 1.00

03:08:08.000 If you die, if you die. 1.00

03:08:09.000 Like the rare chance. 0.91

03:08:16.000 Nah, this is doable.

03:08:17.000 You got this.

03:08:18.000 Now I have to prove everybody wrong.

03:08:21.000 You can lock in.

03:08:21.000 I have faith.

03:08:27.000 Oh fuck, okay. 1.00

03:08:29.000 Didn't mean to do that. 0.99

03:08:30.000 And the turret's right there.

03:08:33.000 And the medallion is on top of me.

03:08:56.000 There he is.

03:09:01.000 Stealth.

03:09:02.000 This is a stealth mission.

03:09:05.000 Oh no!

03:09:05.000 Okay.

03:09:06.000 I didn't see him.

03:09:08.000 One more.

03:09:09.000 Alright, I'll play one more.

03:09:14.000 That was cheap.

03:09:16.000 They snuck up on me.

03:09:26.000 That startled me, dude.

03:09:30.000 Alright.

03:09:31.000 No more playing around.

03:09:32.000 Yeah, for real. 1.00

03:09:34.000 Fuck Lavish Lair. 1.00

03:09:35.000 You gotta dial it in this time. 1.00

03:09:37.000 No more dying, both of you.

03:09:38.000 You both died. 1.00

03:09:39.000 Yeah, fuck Lavish Lair. 1.00

03:09:40.000 We're not doing that. 1.00

03:09:41.000 Let's go, uh... Peter Grissom.

03:09:43.000 Old Reliable.

03:09:44.000 Yeah.

03:09:45.000 We have to do Old Reliable.

03:09:46.000 Yeah.

03:10:03.000 Dude, I'm so hungry. 0.98

03:10:04.000 I need one of those shitty meal plans that I got. 0.98

03:10:09.000 Did you eat breakfast? 0.98

03:10:12.000 No, I just had a cup of coffee.

03:10:15.000 That's all you really need.

03:10:21.000 Well, I mean, yeah, in the morning.

03:10:22.000 In the morning you can get away with coffee because it suppresses your appetite.

03:10:26.000 Yep.

03:10:27.000 See, I drink like a 12 ounce cup of coffee and I'm good. 0.96

03:10:32.000 Then I got these shitty meal prep things. 0.96

03:10:37.000 No, no, no. 0.98

03:10:38.000 Not Peter Griffin.

03:10:39.000 Yes!

03:10:39.000 Oh, yeah, you're right.

03:10:40.000 It's gonna be lit.

03:10:40.000 Not Peter Griffin.

03:10:41.000 Let's do... Reckless?

03:10:43.000 No, no, no.

03:10:44.000 Let's do some... Yes.

03:10:46.000 It's got a medallion.

03:10:48.000 Yes.

03:10:52.000 Today, I think it's gonna be chicken... Shredded chicken loaded bacon thing.

03:10:57.000 Let's go with that one.

03:10:58.000 I'm gonna have two, because I'm really hungry.

03:11:03.000 I was eating healthy now.

03:11:05.000 Yesterday I had no more strategy. 1.00

03:11:07.000 Shit. 1.00

03:11:09.000 I smell terrible. 1.00

03:11:10.000 Is this like a bulk season thing?

03:11:12.000 No, opposite.

03:11:13.000 I'm doing this meal prep.

03:11:16.000 You know when you order these like pre-prepared meals?

03:11:22.000 The fast food is killing me.

03:11:25.000 So I need to eat something that's not total trash every day.

03:11:31.000 I've been eating like Papa John's KFC, it's like making me feel good myself.

03:11:49.000 We need you to stick around.

03:11:51.000 Get off this nonsense. 0.75

03:11:53.000 Put down the junk food and get some exercise. 0.54

03:11:58.000 What's that?

03:11:59.000 He's reading something.

03:12:01.000 Someone save that in my live chat.

03:12:04.000 Yeah.

03:12:06.000 Aptly named Truth Hurts.

03:12:08.000 Get off this nonsense.

03:12:12.000 It sounds like my dad. 0.95

03:12:15.000 Hey, truth hurts! 1.00

03:12:16.000 Shut up, old piece of shit. 1.00

03:12:18.000 Guy's 1969 and his client is probably 50 years old. 1.00

03:12:42.000 Remember fighting with your parents over video games?

03:12:45.000 Oh, yeah.

03:12:46.000 Parents would be like, all right, shut it down.

03:12:49.000 No, 10 more minutes of legendary fights.

03:12:53.000 Yeah, eventually they started only letting me play on weekends.

03:12:57.000 It's the worst.

03:13:03.000 Time to turn it off.

03:13:04.000 It's only 8 o'clock on a Saturday, man. 0.99

03:13:08.000 Come help me kill the boss. 1.00

03:13:39.000 Oh, I do. 0.99

03:13:40.000 Never mind.

03:13:41.000 It's back here, I think.

03:13:47.000 It's back here.

03:13:53.000 It doesn't tell you exactly how to get to the vault.

03:13:57.000 I got it. 1.00

03:14:07.000 Get off that damn game! 1.00

03:14:31.000 I don't need it actually, I thought it was an SMG. 1.00

03:15:02.000 People!

03:15:02.000 I see footsteps above us.

03:15:09.000 Visual audio. 0.98

03:15:45.000 Someone says beta sucks. 1.00

03:15:47.000 Thoughts? 0.99

03:15:48.000 Thoughts beta?

03:15:49.000 He's banned?

03:15:52.000 Thoughts on that beta?

03:15:53.000 Beta! 0.86

03:15:54.000 Beta male! 0.97

03:15:58.000 Betard.

03:15:59.000 I banned him.

03:16:07.000 Oh, it's Cheese Chopper.

03:16:08.000 Cheese Chopper's a pretty amazing card.

03:16:41.000 Oh, we gotta get out of the storm.

03:16:58.000 Alright, hop in.

03:17:00.000 Here we go.

03:17:03.000 Beautiful snowy forest.

03:17:11.000 Alright, where are we going?

03:17:20.000 Let's go to the medallion over there.

03:17:50.000 Me on, me on, me on. 0.97

03:17:58.000 Dead instantly.

03:17:59.000 Nevermind, not on me.

03:18:02.000 He was an instant down too.

03:18:26.000 Knocked one.

03:18:34.000 Nice job.

03:19:08.000 Knocked another.

03:19:10.000 Medallion down.

03:19:42.000 Let's go to the swamp.

03:19:43.000 I want to add it.

03:19:53.000 Oh.

03:19:54.000 What?

03:19:56.000 Here?

03:19:58.000 Yeah, here it is.

03:19:58.000 I found it.

03:19:59.000 Trash. 1.00

03:20:10.000 Sick! 1.00

03:20:11.000 Dude, I am sick, dude. 0.87

03:20:15.000 Alright, I think that's it.

03:20:40.000 No one got the medallion at Lavish Lair.

03:20:50.000 What?

03:20:50.000 Oh, there it is.

03:21:10.000 Oh yeah, Nick.

03:21:10.000 Also, let's go to the medallion in the circle.

03:21:13.000 We'll see.

03:21:16.000 Mark it?

03:21:18.000 Yep.

03:21:18.000 Well, you can see on the map where the... I just marked the middle of it.

03:21:23.000 I need gas.

03:21:40.000 He's on top of the tree?

03:21:53.000 Oh there he is!

03:22:14.000 Oh no no no no! 1.00

03:22:29.000 Shit, I'm dead. 1.00

03:22:32.000 My B. I need help. 1.00

03:22:34.000 I'm coming, I'm coming.

03:22:49.000 I don't want to mess with this.

03:22:50.000 I can't build.

03:22:51.000 Oh, I got him.

03:22:56.000 See, that was all you.

03:23:05.000 You helped me a lot there.

03:23:06.000 Yeah.

03:23:09.000 See, even though you can't build, it's still useful.

03:23:11.000 I can still carry.

03:23:12.000 I can still carry.

03:23:14.000 Oh no, he's shooting our build.

03:23:25.000 He's below us.

03:23:26.000 Oh, brah, you just dropped me out.

03:23:36.000 Loyal.

03:23:48.000 I'm just gonna hide until you find me.

03:23:59.000 I found them I'm fighting.

03:24:00.000 Where is he?

03:24:02.000 Somewhere on top of me.

03:24:07.000 I'm up here with you.

03:24:29.000 I'm not on the bottom.

03:24:30.000 I don't hear him anymore.

03:24:39.000 On me.

03:24:41.000 Oh, I see him.

03:24:42.000 He's on me. 1.00

03:24:48.000 Oh, fuck! 1.00

03:24:48.000 Dude, I'm fucked! 1.00

03:24:49.000 No! 1.00

03:24:51.000 He's weak.

03:24:52.000 He's super weak.

03:24:56.000 I got him.

03:24:56.000 You got him?

03:25:00.000 I just want to point out I did most of the damage. 1.00

03:25:18.000 Shoot him Nick! 1.00

03:25:18.000 Shoot him! 1.00

03:25:20.000 SHOOT HIM! 1.00

03:25:21.000 HE'S RIGHT THERE, DUDE! 1.00

03:25:22.000 SHOOT YOUR GUN, MAN! 1.00

03:25:25.000 Thank you! 1.00

03:25:26.000 Sorry, I was about to die.

03:25:33.000 He was right there, I was like, just shoot! 0.84

03:25:38.000 I was about to die! 0.85

03:25:41.000 That was insane, dude.

03:25:43.000 The way you sound just sounds crazy right now.

03:25:45.000 Let's reboot Bran, and let's get out of here.

03:25:47.000 Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick.

03:25:49.000 Quick! 1.00

03:25:50.000 Reboot!

03:25:53.000 Dude, I'm the dub this time. 1.00

03:25:55.000 I fucking carry you, bitch. 1.00

03:25:59.000 You took two of my kills. 1.00

03:26:02.000 I carry you, I revive Grant, I got his card.

03:26:06.000 I carry this team!

03:26:07.000 You carry the team? 1.00

03:26:09.000 You're my bitch, I carry this team. 1.00

03:26:11.000 Oh yeah. 1.00

03:26:15.000 Yeah, beg me to, beg me to kill him. 1.00

03:26:18.000 Yeah, okay, okay. 1.00

03:26:20.000 Oh my goodness, dude.

03:26:21.000 Ray, you gotta move, you're getting a good shot.

03:26:26.000 I'm coming, I need... Okay.

03:26:28.000 Let's get this, oh no, it's too late.

03:26:33.000 Like, your entire chat was just starstruck by that.

03:26:39.000 Let's, let's take this, right?

03:26:42.000 We could use a launch pad.

03:26:43.000 Yeah.

03:26:46.000 Yep, let's do it.

03:26:49.000 Here, Brant, let me give you my medallion so you can get a full shield.

03:26:55.000 Okay, I'm coming up.

03:26:55.000 I have two medallions.

03:27:03.000 How many kills do you have, Nick?

03:27:06.000 Well, you stole a bunch of them, so I think I have like ten.

03:27:16.000 So you're sending out about ten?

03:27:20.000 That's crazy!

03:27:21.000 You know that's true, though!

03:27:23.000 You know that's true, though!

03:27:24.000 You even told me!

03:27:26.000 I got all the shots on that one guy up top and that other guy.

03:27:32.000 Yeah, you got all those shots.

03:27:36.000 You did so good, man.

03:27:37.000 You did so good.

03:27:38.000 You hit all those shots.

03:27:39.000 I needed you there.

03:27:41.000 I would have been lost without you there.

03:27:43.000 I know.

03:27:43.000 You did so well.

03:27:50.000 Oh there's people at Lavish Lair.

03:27:59.000 Vehicle specialist here.

03:28:02.000 I'm looking for one.

03:28:04.000 Found two cars.

03:28:07.000 There's two medallions converging on me right now.

03:28:23.000 Yo! 1.00

03:28:28.000 Bumper cars!

03:28:41.000 There's two medallions on us, where are they at?

03:28:43.000 They gotta be inside the building at Lavish.

03:29:12.000 We should take high ground.

03:29:14.000 Oh yeah, they're building up top on that thing. 0.54

03:29:17.000 Let's go up there, yeah.

03:29:19.000 Yeah, he's right up there, see him?

03:29:20.000 Don't get out until you're right under, so they can't hit.

03:29:27.000 Follow my build.

03:30:06.000 I broke his shield.

03:30:11.000 We need to stay up here no matter what. 0.99

03:30:31.000 I killed the guy I found. 0.98

03:30:32.000 I'm on my way. 1.00

03:30:42.000 I just killed one of the medallions. 0.99

03:30:43.000 Medallion on me. 1.00

03:30:44.000 Let's go.

03:30:45.000 Alright, does anyone have like a medkit?

03:30:46.000 There's no guy here, I'm fighting.

03:31:11.000 The last one!

03:31:13.000 And the last game of the day.

03:31:16.000 Let's do a kill check.

03:31:22.000 Dude, I already told you.

03:31:23.000 I'm just kidding.

03:31:24.000 Let's go.

03:31:25.000 Alright.

03:31:27.000 W. Well, that's gonna be it for my stream.

03:31:30.000 Alright.

03:31:32.000 Alright.

03:31:33.000 GG's.

03:31:34.000 Thanks for inviting me.

03:31:35.000 Yup.

03:31:36.000 Yup.

03:31:36.000 Thanks for uh... Thanks for...

03:31:40.000 Jumping on my back for the carry.

03:31:43.000 Thanks for the carry, man.

03:31:44.000 I appreciate it.

03:31:46.000 I was basically solo squatting, but... Yeah, you got my dad a fast level, so thank you.

03:31:51.000 Thank you for socializing with me.

03:31:54.000 While you just train.

03:31:56.000 Yeah.

03:31:57.000 Okay, bye-bye.

03:31:58.000 Alright, alright.

03:31:59.000 See ya.

03:32:01.000 Alright, well... That's it.

03:32:04.000 That's my stream.

03:32:06.000 I'm gonna get out of here.

03:32:09.000 Look, I gotta go.

03:32:10.000 I gotta show in one hour.

03:32:12.000 So, I'll be back here doing America First in an hour.

03:32:17.000 I'm gonna give myself an hour and a half, okay?

03:32:20.000 So, 1030 Central.

03:32:21.000 Tune back in.

03:32:22.000 Rumble.com slash Nick Chafewent.

03:32:24.000 Tiscosi.tv slash Nick.

03:32:26.000 Hour and a half!

03:32:28.000 So don't go anywhere.

03:32:30.000 Go hang out or whatever and then come back in 90 minutes because I'll be doing my show.

03:32:36.000 Follow me here on Rumble.

03:32:38.000 I'll read your superchats.

03:32:39.000 If you sent a superchat, I'll read it during the show, okay?

03:32:43.000 I don't have time.

03:32:44.000 I gotta get food.

03:32:44.000 I gotta get ready.

03:32:48.000 So I went a little longer than I anticipated.

03:32:50.000 So make sure to follow the channel on Rumble if you're not following.

03:32:54.000 Do it right now.

03:32:55.000 And come back here in an hour and a half.

03:32:57.000 If you send a super chat, I'll read it tonight after my show.

03:33:01.000 But that's it for me.

03:33:02.000 I really gotta get going.

03:33:03.000 I hope you enjoyed the stream.

03:33:05.000 Thanks for watching.

03:33:07.000 And I'll see you in a bit.

03:33:08.000 Let me pick... What's our outro song gonna be tonight?

03:33:10.000 It's gotta be Dancing.

03:33:13.000 Because that's really the song of the stream.

03:33:17.000 Okay.

03:33:18.000 Alright!

03:33:20.000 I'll see you guys later, okay?

03:33:22.000 See you in an hour and a half.

03:33:24.000 Thanks for watching.

03:33:25.000 Take it easy.

03:35:44.000 We're good to go.

03:36:32.000 Thanks.

America First - Nicholas J. Fuentes - December 05, 2023

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