America First - Nicholas J. Fuentes - February 29, 2020


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Length

11 hours and 30 minutes

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124.67

Word count

86,063

Sentence count

14,044

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Misogyny

907

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Toxicity

4,097

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Hate speech

1,716

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On this episode of the podcast, the boys discuss their favorite albums of all time, their favorite songs, and their favorite moments in life. They also discuss some of the most memorable moments of their lives, and how they got to where they are today.

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00:00:00.000 Sessing the damages, checking media takeout. 0.99
00:00:04.000 Pictures of me drunk walking out with a bitch, but it's blurry enough to get the fake out. 0.99
00:00:08.000 I wake up all veggies, no eggs. 0.99
00:00:11.000 I hit the gym all chest, no legs.
00:00:14.000 Yeah, then I make myself a smoothie.
00:00:16.000 Yeah, then me and wifey make a movie. 0.95
00:00:18.000 Chicago, St. Louis, St. Louis to Chicago.
00:00:21.000 Underlay, underlay, EI, EI.
00:00:23.000 Uh oh, yeah, heavy driving, fire, not to switch the time zone.
00:00:26.000 You was the best of all time at the time though.
00:00:29.000 Yeah, you wasn't mine though.
00:00:32.000 But I still drove 30 hours.
00:00:42.000 I still drove 30 hours to you.
00:00:49.000 I remember rapping for Jay and Cam.
00:00:52.000 Young Reducer just trying to get his clothes off.
00:00:54.000 I remember being nervous to do Victoria's Secret till I pitched at everybody with their clothes off.
00:00:59.000 Expedition was Eddie Bauer edition.
00:01:02.000 I'm driving with no winter ties in December. 1.00
00:01:04.000 Skirt, skirt, skirt like a private school for women. 0.99
00:01:07.000 Then I get there and all the pop outs is finished, girl. 1.00
00:01:10.000 You don't love me, you're just pretending.
00:01:12.000 I need a happy beginning, middle, and ending.
00:01:14.000 Chicago, St. Louis, St. Louis to Chicago.
00:01:17.000 It's getting hot in here, that's all that I know.
00:01:19.000 Got a hotel room, three stars for you.
00:01:22.000 You call down for an omelet, girl, it's five in the morning.
00:01:24.000 You realize you got the double tree, not the Aria.
00:01:27.000 Only thing open is Spaffle House, girl, don't start with me.
00:01:29.000 I used to Western Union for you like it's no pride.
00:01:32.000 Cause you was in college complaining about it's no jobs. 1.00
00:01:34.000 But you was sucking a nigga dick the whole time. 1.00
00:01:37.000 Well, I guess a blowjob better than no job. 1.00
00:01:40.000 Then I drove back 30 hours. 0.99
00:01:54.000 Four lost in the Freestyle, can you help me out?
00:02:05.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:02:07.000 This type of shit you just ride out to. 1.00
00:02:19.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:02:24.000 Yeah.
00:02:24.000 I just be like, it was my idea to have an open relationship, man.
00:02:32.000 Nigga, man, I'm about to drive 90 miles, ain't Mark Brown's a good one. 1.00
00:02:37.000 Just be good. 1.00
00:02:37.000 I'm about to drive 90 miles like Matt Barnes Just to whoop a nigga ass It was my idea and now I'm a nigga Now I'm a nigga man Now I'm a nigga uh It's trying to whoop him after school just to show I'm got class I don't even want to do nothing with the Yeah, you know what I'm saying? 1.00
00:02:56.000 Thought I'd drop some shit like that Hey, Whoop him after school just to whoop him after school just to show I got class Kick! 1.00
00:03:15.000 Three stacks. 0.99
00:03:17.000 Just ride after that.
00:03:19.000 Take it out, this is the bonus track, this is the bonus.
00:03:27.000 My favorite albums just have bonus joints like this.
00:03:29.000 That's why they kick it off like this.
00:03:31.000 Yeah!
00:03:33.000 Just did that master square garden. 1.00
00:03:35.000 Had to put the flies on this shit. 1.00
00:03:40.000 Ayy, ayy, the pyramid shell rides. 1.00
00:03:45.000 With these ultralight beams flowing.
00:03:50.000 All the moms, the dads, the kids, the families that shared this moment with us.
00:03:54.000 Let's rock out for about 30 hours.
00:03:56.000 You know?
00:03:58.000 Ayy, you know?
00:04:05.000 30 hours.
00:04:07.000 Whole design team, Yeezy team, music team.
00:04:11.000 Ayy, remember the whole block, get shot out.
00:04:14.000 In my version of a shout out track. 0.82
00:04:15.000 Hey, let them all run.
00:04:19.000 Let them all run.
00:04:22.000 To my brother Yassine. 1.00
00:04:24.000 Hold down in Africa. 1.00
00:04:26.000 Hey, hey, hey. 1.00
00:04:31.000 To my family.
00:04:31.000 Thank you for holding me down in the media.
00:04:34.000 Be acting like.
00:04:37.000 That's Gabe calling.
00:04:39.000 Yo, Gabe.
00:04:42.000 I'm just doing an ad lib track right now.
00:04:45.000 What's up?
00:04:46.000 Dirty Hours.
00:04:56.000 Thirty hours You say they never saw this coming, well, you're not alone.
00:05:12.000 Million dollar renovations to a happy home.
00:05:15.000 My ex says she gave me the best years of her life.
00:05:17.000 I saw a recent picture of her, I guess she was right.
00:05:20.000 I wake up, accessing the damages, checking media takeout. 0.99
00:05:25.000 Pictures of me drunk walking out with a bitch, but it's blurry enough to get the fake out. 0.98
00:05:30.000 I wake up, all veggies, no eggs. 0.99
00:05:33.000 I hit the gym, all chests, no legs.
00:05:35.000 Yeah, then I make myself a smoothie.
00:05:37.000 Yeah, then me and wifey make a movie. 0.95
00:05:40.000 Chicago, St. Louis, St. Louis to Chicago.
00:05:43.000 Underlay, underlay, EI, EI.
00:05:45.000 Uh oh, you're heavy driving, fire, another switch to time zone.
00:05:48.000 You was the best of all time at the time, though.
00:05:50.000 Yeah.
00:05:51.000 You wasn't mine, though.
00:05:54.000 But I still drove 30 hours.
00:06:00.000 Yeah.
00:06:04.000 I still drove 30 hours to you.
00:06:08.000 Yeah.
00:06:11.000 I remember rapping for Jane Cannon.
00:06:13.000 Young Reducer just trying to get his clothes off.
00:06:16.000 I remember being nervous to do Victoria's Secret till I pictured everybody with their clothes off.
00:06:21.000 Expedition was Eddie Bauer edition.
00:06:23.000 I'm driving with no winter ties in December. 1.00
00:06:26.000 Skirt, skirt, skirt like a private school for women. 1.00
00:06:28.000 Then I get there and all the Popeyes is finished, girl. 1.00
00:06:31.000 You don't love me, you're just pretending.
00:06:33.000 I need a happy beginning, middle, and ending.
00:06:36.000 Chicago, St. Louis, St. Louis to Chicago.
00:06:39.000 It's getting hot in here, that's all that I know.
00:06:41.000 Got a hotel room, three stars for you.
00:06:43.000 You call down for an omelet, girl, it's five in the morning.
00:06:46.000 You realize we got The double tree, not the Aria.
00:06:48.000 Only thing open is Waffle House, girl. 0.61
00:06:50.000 Don't start with me. 0.99
00:06:51.000 I used to Western Union for you like it's no pride.
00:06:53.000 Cause you was in college complaining about it's no job. 1.00
00:06:56.000 But you was sucking a nigga dick the whole time. 1.00
00:06:59.000 Well, I guess a blowjob better than no job. 1.00
00:07:01.000 Then I drove back 30 hours. 0.98
00:07:16.000 Please, guys, can you help me out?
00:07:25.000 Dirty hours.
00:07:27.000 Yeah.
00:07:28.000 The type of city you just ride out to.
00:07:33.000 Yeah.
00:07:36.000 Dirty hours.
00:07:37.000 Oh.
00:07:38.000 Yeah.
00:07:40.000 Oh.
00:07:41.000 Yeah.
00:07:42.000 Oh.
00:07:43.000 Yeah.
00:07:46.000 Dirty hours. 1.00
00:07:47.000 I had to be like, It was my idea to have an open relationship, Nah nigga man, now I'm about to drive 90 miles like Mark Burns to kill him. 1.00
00:07:57.000 Just to kill, just to, just to, I'm about to drive 90 miles like Matt Barnes, just to whoop a nigga ass. 1.00
00:08:04.000 It was my idea, and now I'm nigga, Nah nigga man, Nah nigga, uh, and son of whoop him after school just to show him got class. 1.00
00:08:14.000 I don't even want to, none of, none of, none of what the, yeah, you know what I'm saying? 0.99
00:08:18.000 I'm about to drop some shit like that. 0.99
00:08:21.000 Hey, Whoop them at the school just to. 0.99
00:08:27.000 Whoop them at the school just to show I got class.
00:08:35.000 Three stacks.
00:08:37.000 Just right after that.
00:08:41.000 Take it out.
00:08:43.000 This is the bonus track.
00:08:44.000 This is the bonus.
00:08:49.000 My favorite albums just have like bonus joints like this.
00:08:51.000 That's why they kick it off like this.
00:08:52.000 Yeah.
00:08:55.000 Just did that massive square garden. 1.00
00:08:57.000 Had to put the fries on this shit. 1.00
00:09:02.000 Ay, ay, the pyramids shall rise. 1.00
00:09:06.000 Thirty hours.
00:09:08.000 Look at these ultralight beams flowing.
00:09:11.000 For all the moms, the dads, the kids, the families that shared this moment with us.
00:09:16.000 Let's rock out for about 30 hours.
00:09:18.000 You know?
00:09:20.000 Ay, you know?
00:09:28.000 Whole design team, Yeezy team, music team.
00:09:32.000 Ayy, remember the whole block, this shout out?
00:09:35.000 In my version of a shout out track.
00:09:37.000 Ayy, let them all run.
00:09:41.000 Let them all run. 1.00
00:09:44.000 To my brother Yassine, hold down in Africa. 1.00
00:09:49.000 Ayy, to my family. 1.00
00:09:53.000 Thank you for holding me down.
00:09:55.000 The media be at me like.
00:09:58.000 Gabe calling.
00:10:01.000 Yo, Gabe.
00:10:03.000 I'm just doing an ad lib track right now.
00:10:06.000 What's up?
00:10:17.000 30 hours You say they never saw this coming, well, you're not alone.
00:10:36.000 Million dollar renovations to a happy home.
00:10:38.000 My ex says she gave me the best years of her life.
00:10:41.000 I saw a recent picture of her, I guess she was right.
00:10:43.000 I wake up, accessing the damages, checking media takeout. 1.00
00:10:49.000 Bitches will be drunk walking out with a bitch, but it's blurry enough to get the fake out. 1.00
00:10:53.000 I wake up, all veggies, no eggs. 1.00
00:10:56.000 I hit the gym, all chests, no legs.
00:10:59.000 Then I made myself a smoothie.
00:11:02.000 Then me and White be make a movie.
00:11:03.000 Chicago, St. Louis, St. Louis to Chicago.
00:11:06.000 Underlay, underlay, EI, EI.
00:11:08.000 Uh oh, yeah, heavy driving, fire, another switch to time zone.
00:11:11.000 You was the best of all time at the time though.
00:11:14.000 Yeah, you wasn't mine though.
00:11:17.000 But I still drove 30 hours.
00:11:27.000 I still drove 30 hours to you.
00:11:34.000 I remember rapping for Jay and Cam.
00:11:37.000 Young Reducer just trying to get his clothes off.
00:11:39.000 I remember being nervous to do Victoria's Secret till I pictured everybody with their clothes off.
00:11:44.000 Expedition was Eddie Bauer Edition.
00:11:46.000 I'm driving with no winter ties in December. 1.00
00:11:49.000 Skirt, skirt, skirt like a private school for women. 1.00
00:11:52.000 Then I get there and all the Popeyes is finished, girl. 1.00
00:11:54.000 You don't love me, you're just pretending.
00:11:57.000 I need a happy beginning, middle, and ending.
00:11:59.000 Chicago, St. Louis, St. Louis to Chicago.
00:12:02.000 It's getting hot in here, that's all that I know.
00:12:04.000 Got a hotel room, three stars for you.
00:12:07.000 You call down for an omelet.
00:12:08.000 Girl, it's five in the morning.
00:12:09.000 You realize you got the Double Tree, not the Aria.
00:12:12.000 Only thing open is Sparple House, girl, don't start with me.
00:12:14.000 I used to Western Union for you like it's no pride.
00:12:17.000 Cause you was in college complaining about it's no job. 1.00
00:12:19.000 But you was sucking a nigga dick the whole time. 1.00
00:12:22.000 Well, I guess a blowjob better than no job. 1.00
00:12:24.000 Then I drove back, 30 hours. 0.99
00:12:46.000 Boys, that can help me out.
00:12:49.000 Thirty hours.
00:12:50.000 Yeah.
00:12:51.000 The type of city you just ride out to.
00:12:55.000 Uh, yeah.
00:12:59.000 Thirty hours.
00:13:00.000 Uh, yeah.
00:13:09.000 Thirty hours.
00:13:10.000 I have to be like. 1.00
00:13:14.000 It was my idea to have an open relationship, nah nigga man. 1.00
00:13:17.000 Now I'm about to drive 90 miles like Mark Burns to kill him. 1.00
00:13:20.000 Just to kill him. 0.99
00:13:22.000 Just to, just to, I'm about to drive 90 miles like Matt Barnes. 1.00
00:13:26.000 Just to whoop a nigga ass. 1.00
00:13:28.000 It was my idea, and nah nigga. 1.00
00:13:30.000 Nah nigga man. 1.00
00:13:31.000 Nah nigga, uh. 1.00
00:13:34.000 And son of whoop him after school just to show him got class. 1.00
00:13:37.000 I don't even want to, none of, none of, none of with the, yeah.
00:13:40.000 You know what I'm saying? 0.99
00:13:41.000 Thought I'd drop some shit like that. 0.99
00:13:45.000 Hey, Whoop them at the school just to. 1.00
00:13:50.000 Whoop them at the school just to shock at class.
00:13:58.000 These stacks.
00:13:59.000 Just right after that.
00:14:04.000 Check it out.
00:14:07.000 This is the bonus track.
00:14:08.000 This is the bonus.
00:14:12.000 My favorite albums just have like bonus joints like this.
00:14:14.000 That's why they kick it off like this.
00:14:16.000 Yeah.
00:14:18.000 Just did that master square garden. 1.00
00:14:20.000 Had to put the flies, nigga, on this shit. 1.00
00:14:25.000 Ay, ay, the pyramid shall rise. 1.00
00:14:30.000 Thirty hours.
00:14:31.000 Look at these ultralight beams flowing.
00:14:34.000 For all the moms, the dads, the kids, the families that shared this moment with us.
00:14:39.000 Let's rock out for about 30 hours.
00:14:41.000 You know?
00:14:43.000 Ay, you know?
00:14:52.000 Whole design team, easy team, music team.
00:14:56.000 Ayy, remember the whole block, this shout out?
00:14:59.000 In my version of a shout out track.
00:15:02.000 Ayy, let them all run.
00:15:04.000 Let them all run. 1.00
00:15:07.000 To my brother Yassine, hold down in Africa. 1.00
00:15:12.000 Ayy, to my family. 1.00
00:15:16.000 Thank you for holding me down.
00:15:18.000 The media be at me like.
00:15:22.000 Gabe calling.
00:15:24.000 Yo, Gabe.
00:15:26.000 I'm just doing an ad lib track right now.
00:15:29.000 What's up?
00:15:41.000 You say they never saw this coming, well, you're not alone.
00:15:59.000 Million dollar renovations to a happy home.
00:16:02.000 My ex says she gave me the best years of her life.
00:16:04.000 I saw a recent picture of her, I guess she was right.
00:16:07.000 I wake up, accessing the damages, checking media takeout. 1.00
00:16:12.000 Pictures of me drunk walking out with a bitch. 0.99
00:16:14.000 But it's blurry enough to get the fake out. 1.00
00:16:16.000 I wake up all veggies, no eggs.
00:16:19.000 I hit the gym all chest, no legs.
00:16:22.000 Yeah, then I made myself a smoothie. 0.98
00:16:24.000 Yeah, then me and wifey make a movie. 1.00
00:16:27.000 Chicago, St. Louis, St. Louis to Chicago. 0.98
00:16:29.000 Underlay, underlay, E.I.E.I.
00:16:31.000 Uh oh, you're heavy driving far enough to switch the time zone.
00:16:34.000 You was the best of all time at the time though.
00:16:37.000 Yeah, you wasn't mine though.
00:16:40.000 But I still drove 30 hours.
00:16:50.000 I still drove 30 hours to you.
00:16:57.000 I remember rapping for Jay and Cam.
00:17:00.000 Young producer just trying to get his clothes off.
00:17:02.000 I remember being nervous to do Victoria's Secret till I pitched at everybody with their clothes off.
00:17:07.000 Expedition was Eddie Bauer edition.
00:17:10.000 I'm driving with no winter ties in December. 1.00
00:17:12.000 Skirt, skirt, skirt like a private school for women. 0.99
00:17:15.000 Then I get there and all the pop outs is finished, girl. 1.00
00:17:18.000 You don't love me, you're just pretending.
00:17:20.000 I need a happy beginning, middle, and ending.
00:17:22.000 Chicago, St. Louis, St. Louis to Chicago.
00:17:25.000 It's getting hot in here, that's all that I know.
00:17:28.000 Got a hotel room, three stars for you.
00:17:30.000 You call down for an omelet.
00:17:31.000 Girl, it's five in the morning.
00:17:32.000 You realize we at the Double Tree, not the Aria.
00:17:35.000 Only thing open is Buffalo House, girl, don't start with me.
00:17:38.000 I used to Western Union for you like it's no pride.
00:17:40.000 Cause you was in college complaining about it's no jobs. 1.00
00:17:43.000 But you was stuck in a nigga dick the whole time. 1.00
00:17:45.000 Well, I guess a blowjob's better than no job. 1.00
00:17:47.000 Then I drove back 30 hours. 0.99
00:17:52.000 Hmm.
00:18:03.000 For us to Please, guys, can you help me out? 0.99
00:18:16.000 This type of shit you just ride out to. 0.99
00:18:16.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:18:36.000 Yeah.
00:18:43.000 With a Fortnite stream, and my apologies.
00:18:47.000 I know we're a little bit late tonight.
00:18:49.000 I was planning on doing coverage of the Nevada caucus, but it ended like way sooner than I anticipated.
00:18:55.000 I thought I was going to be watching the results all night, but a lot of the results still haven't even come in.
00:19:02.000 Last I checked, like a couple hours ago, was it 5%, I think?
00:19:08.000 Let me just check on the New York Times real quick.
00:19:12.000 This was our original plan.
00:19:15.000 And, yeah, so it's 23% reporting, but they said that Sanders was projected to win like three hours ago.
00:19:23.000 So I thought the polls closed at like, or it's not polls because it's not a primary, but, you know, I thought they were going to start bringing in the votes at like six or seven, but then it would go on throughout the night and we'd keep track and we'd wait.
00:19:35.000 But then it was like, well, there's still no results.
00:19:38.000 And also, well, not a lot of results.
00:19:41.000 And they already declared a winner.
00:19:43.000 So we're not going to do that.
00:19:46.000 Sanders won. 0.99
00:19:47.000 Oh, people are saying the mic sucks. 1.00
00:19:49.000 Plug in the Turtle Beach. 0.97
00:19:50.000 Dude, the Turtle Beach is plugged in. 0.98
00:19:53.000 People are shitting on the mic.
00:19:54.000 You don't like the mic? 0.97
00:19:56.000 I don't know.
00:19:57.000 I got a new headset, but it costs more than the other one.
00:20:00.000 I broke my other one.
00:20:01.000 Here, I'll show you.
00:20:02.000 It's wireless, so I can just get up now.
00:20:05.000 Kind of epic just getting up.
00:20:08.000 I can still talk to you even though I'm not on the camera.
00:20:11.000 Okay, I'll fix the mic in a second.
00:20:13.000 I'll fix the mic in a second.
00:20:16.000 This is my old headset.
00:20:20.000 Let me get the Turtle Beach in.
00:20:22.000 What are you saying, plug it?
00:20:23.000 Is it the.
00:20:24.000 That's the right mic.
00:20:25.000 That's the right.
00:20:27.000 Why is the quality so bad?
00:20:29.000 This is the.
00:20:31.000 Yeah, this is my other head.
00:20:32.000 This is my.
00:20:33.000 I made it a wireless mic.
00:20:35.000 I made my old headset wireless, see?
00:20:38.000 No wires.
00:20:41.000 The head part isn't even.
00:20:43.000 It's wireless even with the earpiece.
00:20:45.000 It's really advanced.
00:20:47.000 Here's a.
00:20:51.000 Look, it's wireless, completely wireless microphone.
00:20:54.000 Here.
00:20:58.000 No wires, no wires, no problems.
00:21:04.000 So, this was the old headset.
00:21:07.000 It had been breaking for a long time, and I just finished the job. 1.00
00:21:11.000 I lost my shit. 1.00
00:21:14.000 Oops, goddammit. 1.00
00:21:18.000 Yeah, it was having all kinds of problems to begin with.
00:21:21.000 Where'd the other part go?
00:21:22.000 Let me just clean all this up here.
00:21:29.000 Yeah, okay.
00:21:30.000 So, first of all, the old headset, like, one of these ear pieces was, like, loose.
00:21:38.000 You know, it, like, extends, but it was loose.
00:21:41.000 And then the other day, I went to turn it on and the power button was depressed and then it wouldn't, like, come back.
00:21:48.000 You see what I mean?
00:21:49.000 It got, like, stuck.
00:21:51.000 So, once that happened, I was like, I always hated this headset. 0.98
00:21:55.000 So, I just fucking went Hulk mode and smashed it against the floor. 0.98
00:22:00.000 So I got this one, and now the mic sounds like poo. 0.96
00:22:03.000 Why does it sound so bad?
00:22:04.000 Do I have to configure it or something?
00:22:07.000 Let me.
00:22:08.000 Turtle Beach.
00:22:10.000 What is this?
00:22:10.000 The Atlas Arrow software?
00:22:15.000 Do I have to download software?
00:22:18.000 I'm going to.
00:22:20.000 I literally just opened out of the box.
00:22:22.000 Okay, here we go.
00:22:25.000 Turtle Beach Control Studio.
00:22:28.000 Download the thing.
00:22:35.000 Default device.
00:22:39.000 Why does this mic sound bad like that?
00:22:41.000 I thought it only was going to sound like that in my ears, but then it would sound good.
00:22:46.000 Why does it.
00:22:46.000 Do I have to do this?
00:22:48.000 If I do it like this, is that better?
00:22:50.000 Do I have to just move the mic away?
00:22:51.000 Does that make it better?
00:22:53.000 Is it too close?
00:22:55.000 Is it just too close to my mouth?
00:22:58.000 Is that the problem?
00:23:00.000 Is it better if I do this?
00:23:01.000 Is that better?
00:23:02.000 Maybe if it's like this?
00:23:04.000 Better?
00:23:05.000 Worse?
00:23:06.000 Is that.
00:23:07.000 Oh, hang on.
00:23:07.000 That's my volume.
00:23:09.000 Is that better?
00:23:10.000 Test, test.
00:23:12.000 Testing, testing.
00:23:14.000 Yes, it's good.
00:23:15.000 Yes, that's better.
00:23:18.000 That's perfect.
00:23:19.000 Okay, so that's better.
00:23:21.000 I guess the problem is I had it right in front of my mouth, and that's why it sounded bad.
00:23:32.000 Okay, yeah, it's not a great mic, I guess.
00:23:37.000 It's like an audio jack, so maybe I could plug in a different microphone.
00:23:40.000 Maybe I could get a better microphone to plug it in.
00:23:48.000 Okay.
00:23:49.000 Well, we're going to play Fortnite.
00:23:50.000 This is wireless.
00:23:51.000 This is great.
00:23:52.000 Look at this.
00:23:53.000 I could get up.
00:23:54.000 I could walk around.
00:23:55.000 My other one was wired, so I couldn't do that.
00:23:59.000 This is a game changer.
00:24:00.000 Now, look, I'm up.
00:24:01.000 I'm mobile.
00:24:03.000 I'm totally mobile.
00:24:06.000 And you can still hear me.
00:24:07.000 That's the best part.
00:24:11.000 Pretty cool.
00:24:11.000 Wow.
00:24:12.000 It's like I'm on the other side.
00:24:13.000 I'm all the way on the other side of the studio.
00:24:15.000 I'm looking at my computer setup.
00:24:18.000 And, but I'm still talking to you.
00:24:22.000 Real game changer.
00:24:31.000 I'm a mobile gamer.
00:24:31.000 Mobile.
00:24:37.000 Okay.
00:24:38.000 So no Nevada caucus coverage.
00:24:41.000 We missed that.
00:24:42.000 Whatever.
00:24:44.000 They've finished the results in like two minutes.
00:24:46.000 That's not my fault.
00:24:48.000 I thought we were going to have hours on end in the evening to watch the results and find a winner.
00:24:54.000 Excuse me.
00:24:55.000 But that didn't happen.
00:24:56.000 So, how is that my fault?
00:24:57.000 It's not.
00:24:59.000 It isn't.
00:25:00.000 So.
00:25:05.000 Let me do this.
00:25:11.000 Okay, so we got Gibbon in here.
00:25:13.000 What's going on?
00:25:14.000 Where's volatile?
00:25:26.000 There he is.
00:25:27.000 Okay.
00:25:27.000 Let me turn on my Discord so we can talk to our people here.
00:25:33.000 I got to add Gibbon.
00:25:37.000 Give me a sec. 0.92
00:25:38.000 Let me just add Gibbon guy. 0.97
00:25:43.000 Whoops.
00:25:43.000 What's his.
00:25:50.000 Okay.
00:25:54.000 Hey, okay.
00:25:56.000 What's up, guys?
00:25:57.000 How's it going?
00:25:58.000 Good.
00:25:59.000 Going good.
00:25:59.000 Going good.
00:26:01.000 Great to hear it.
00:26:01.000 Great.
00:26:03.000 Yeah, so we're just going to play some Fortnite.
00:26:05.000 No Nevada caucus.
00:26:06.000 We're just going to be playing Fortnite, hanging out.
00:26:11.000 Is that PK?
00:26:12.000 Are you in? 0.87
00:26:13.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:26:14.000 Balloon up Fortnite.
00:26:15.000 All right, cool.
00:26:19.000 Should I play music or no?
00:26:20.000 I feel like that would be distracting.
00:26:22.000 I need to hear footsteps.
00:26:25.000 Right, yeah, just ran a half mile, really.
00:26:29.000 Look at Vol.
00:26:30.000 Yeah, yeah, bro.
00:26:32.000 We be flexing.
00:26:34.000 What do you mean, why?
00:26:36.000 Why would you wear this, bro?
00:26:39.000 Dude, you gotta play Fortnite.
00:26:44.000 This is what I'm wearing to AF pack.
00:26:48.000 This suit, I'm wearing, I'm getting the same exact outfit with the bow tie.
00:26:56.000 Just kidding.
00:26:57.000 Turn yourself up, Nick, people are saying.
00:27:00.000 All right.
00:27:02.000 Okay.
00:27:03.000 Tess, is that better?
00:27:05.000 I'll have to move the microphone away from my mouth.
00:27:08.000 Yeah, this mic isn't very good.
00:27:10.000 I paid $120 for this headset, and the mic isn't even good.
00:27:14.000 Is it Eternal Beach?
00:27:15.000 It sounds better in chat than it is on stream.
00:27:18.000 Really?
00:27:19.000 Yeah.
00:27:19.000 Huh.
00:27:22.000 Okay, well, Pilled Knight, what's the ETA on you joining our.
00:27:30.000 Thing running Fortnite, it's launching right now.
00:27:35.000 Okay, it's pretty wild that Patrick Casey turned us down again.
00:27:42.000 Yeah, Patrick says he was hanging out with his friends.
00:27:45.000 What did he say?
00:27:46.000 He texted me something.
00:27:47.000 This is Patrick, he's so out of control.
00:27:49.000 What did he text me?
00:27:54.000 I he so I say, Hey, let's play Fortnite.
00:27:56.000 He says, I have people over, otherwise, I would, I might be on later.
00:27:59.000 I said, Oh, well, excuse me, Mr. Popular.
00:28:02.000 He said, Look, you've already distracted me enough tonight.
00:28:05.000 I know you're jealous of my exclusive social life, but please try to be understanding.
00:28:10.000 Can you believe this guy?
00:28:11.000 Unbelievable.
00:28:14.000 Not dedicated.
00:28:16.000 He just doesn't care about us.
00:28:19.000 This myth.
00:28:19.000 Unless he needs something.
00:28:21.000 Unless he needs something. 0.98
00:28:23.000 Battle Royale.
00:28:24.000 Play.
00:28:26.000 Let's go, boys.
00:28:28.000 Alright, are you in?
00:28:29.000 You online?
00:28:31.000 Yeah, I'm skipping the cinematic.
00:28:33.000 Season 2 cinematic.
00:28:36.000 Okay.
00:28:39.000 Party up.
00:28:44.000 Invite me.
00:28:45.000 Oh, I don't think we're friends.
00:28:47.000 Oh, are you Murdoch Murdoch?
00:28:50.000 Yep.
00:28:50.000 Okay.
00:28:52.000 Murdoch Murdoch joining our party.
00:28:54.000 Alright, epic.
00:28:57.000 Let's get it.
00:29:00.000 That's a nice emote, volatile.
00:29:01.000 Thanks, bro.
00:29:02.000 It really.
00:29:04.000 The music's really.
00:29:05.000 Really hyping me up right now.
00:29:07.000 I'm ready to go.
00:29:08.000 That's a jam.
00:29:10.000 Except it just switched off my controller. 0.97
00:29:12.000 Is it gonna do this all fucking night? 0.97
00:29:15.000 Better not. 0.98
00:29:15.000 We need dubs, we need wins. 0.98
00:29:29.000 All right, let's see.
00:29:29.000 I think we got some super chats.
00:29:32.000 Hunchho Jack says, mic fund.
00:29:34.000 Yeah, thanks a lot.
00:29:37.000 I don't know what I'm going to do.
00:29:38.000 I might just.
00:29:39.000 You could probably pay for a better mic to plug into the audio jack, right?
00:29:45.000 Right, Jaden?
00:29:46.000 Don't ask me, bro.
00:29:47.000 I have no idea.
00:29:48.000 Yeah, your mic sounds good. 0.53
00:29:49.000 My mic sounds like poo.
00:29:51.000 Well, I'm using my Yeti.
00:29:55.000 Oh.
00:29:55.000 Well, I would use mine, but it would cover my face because I have a boom mic.
00:30:00.000 Excuse me.
00:30:00.000 Right.
00:30:01.000 So.
00:30:07.000 Did season two just start?
00:30:09.000 Yeah.
00:30:10.000 Yeah.
00:30:11.000 Somebody sent in a diamond and said, Yo, where can I find this version of 30 Hours?
00:30:16.000 The version from the album that the song is on?
00:30:19.000 Like, can I get this version?
00:30:23.000 It's the version from the album.
00:30:25.000 Dopey.
00:30:29.000 Okay, where are we dropping?
00:30:31.000 Wherever you want to go.
00:30:33.000 Have you played Gibby?
00:30:33.000 Have you?
00:30:34.000 I haven't played this new season yet.
00:30:36.000 Alright, alright.
00:30:37.000 Well, then let's go to the rig and we'll show them how, you know.
00:30:42.000 Oh, it's like rust.
00:30:43.000 Yeah, that's what I said.
00:30:45.000 See, Nick?
00:30:46.000 See?
00:30:47.000 It's rust.
00:30:52.000 It's rust.
00:30:55.000 Alright, so what you guys need to watch out for is there's NPCs now.
00:31:01.000 There's bots on these.
00:31:03.000 You know, like the scientists and Russ.
00:31:05.000 Those are on.
00:31:07.000 Like the oil rig, and.
00:31:09.000 For real?
00:31:10.000 Yeah.
00:31:11.000 And there's a key card to get into the vault. 1.00
00:31:14.000 Damn, dude. 0.99
00:31:15.000 Wait, are you. 1.00
00:31:17.000 I feel like this isn't real.
00:31:18.000 No, I'm being serious.
00:31:21.000 So it's just like rust.
00:31:23.000 That's what I said, and everyone kept roasting me.
00:31:28.000 Look, just be ready.
00:31:29.000 There's people that spawn here, okay?
00:31:32.000 Scientists or whatever.
00:31:35.000 So don't die.
00:31:37.000 See one on the helipad right there?
00:31:37.000 Don't die.
00:31:39.000 Oh shit. 1.00
00:31:40.000 Oh fuck yeah, I thought you were lying. 1.00
00:31:42.000 No dude. 1.00
00:31:43.000 Dude, they're shouting in my ear.
00:31:45.000 Ow.
00:31:52.000 I need to turn that down, dude.
00:31:54.000 Turn what down?
00:31:56.000 The NPCs just shout in my ear at full volume.
00:31:59.000 Yeah, it's pretty epic voice acting.
00:32:06.000 There's also a bar!
00:32:08.000 For real?
00:32:14.000 Nick, there was a guy in that building.
00:32:16.000 I don't see a guy.
00:32:17.000 He just ran out, he's in the middle now.
00:32:31.000 So the NPCs all have that like exclamation point?
00:32:36.000 Yeah, I think there's a boss like that has.
00:32:40.000 Hold on, hold on, there's a person here.
00:32:43.000 Oh, that's a guy.
00:32:45.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:32:46.000 Oh, come on.
00:32:47.000 I had him there.
00:32:50.000 Oh, wait, and you can shake him down.
00:32:52.000 You can shake him down here.
00:32:53.000 This will show you where on the map their teammates are.
00:32:57.000 They're being shot at by his teammate.
00:33:01.000 Do you see the little red things? 1.00
00:33:05.000 Oh shit! 1.00
00:33:06.000 I'm dead. 1.00
00:33:07.000 I'm down.
00:33:07.000 Hopefully, no one comes up.
00:33:08.000 Oh, I see you.
00:33:09.000 He's running up on me.
00:33:10.000 I'm dead.
00:33:11.000 He's working me.
00:33:13.000 He's right over here. 1.00
00:33:14.000 He's gonna kill me. 0.99
00:33:16.000 He's right here. 1.00
00:33:17.000 BOOM! 1.00
00:33:19.000 In the fucking face. 1.00
00:33:21.000 Oh shit! 1.00
00:33:21.000 Oh shit! 1.00
00:33:22.000 Nick, I got a med kit for you. 1.00
00:33:24.000 Okay, I got one of them.
00:33:26.000 But, um, there's another guy, like, on top of one of the buildings.
00:33:30.000 You aren't moving.
00:33:31.000 Yeah, I know, I know.
00:33:33.000 I'm trying to fix my, uh, I got you.
00:33:33.000 Hang on.
00:33:36.000 There's a little frame rate because I had this dumb setting on Streamlabs. 0.99
00:33:40.000 Oh shit, guy behind me. 0.98
00:33:42.000 Nick, no, come back. 1.00
00:33:44.000 Nevermind, I killed him. 1.00
00:33:45.000 We're good. 1.00
00:33:46.000 Yep.
00:33:46.000 That was the last one.
00:33:47.000 Somewhere.
00:33:48.000 Yeah, volatile.
00:33:49.000 Get us up.
00:33:51.000 Why is everyone down, man?
00:33:52.000 Sheesh.
00:33:53.000 Sheesh.
00:33:55.000 Give me first.
00:33:58.000 Oh.
00:33:59.000 Oh, you drew.
00:34:01.000 Bro, I'm dead.
00:34:03.000 Thanks a lot.
00:34:04.000 I can't open this.
00:34:06.000 Oh my god!
00:34:07.000 I got you last second, bro.
00:34:12.000 Am I gonna beat it?
00:34:13.000 No, I'm gonna beat it.
00:34:13.000 Nah, you're good.
00:34:16.000 Okay.
00:34:16.000 Hey, let me know in chat if the frame rate is better.
00:34:19.000 I think I had a setting on that limits the frame rate on Streamlabs, so.
00:34:26.000 Let me know if that improves the quality.
00:34:29.000 So, there's a boss on each one, and the boss has specific weapons that you can only get from said boss, and also they have a key card for the vault that you can only access.
00:34:40.000 With the with so, is there a boss?
00:34:44.000 On did we get the boss in here already?
00:34:46.000 I don't know, I haven't seen it.
00:34:48.000 It looks like a player usually.
00:34:52.000 What's the scan?
00:34:53.000 Oh, is that the key card?
00:34:54.000 No, those you have to disguise.
00:34:56.000 Oh, I think the boss is right in front of us.
00:35:00.000 No, it's on the oil rig. 0.99
00:35:02.000 It's like a girl with like pink hair or something.
00:35:06.000 Yeah, that's her.
00:35:06.000 That's her.
00:35:09.000 Yeah, nice. 0.88
00:35:17.000 She didn't seem to be that hard. 1.00
00:35:18.000 Well, she didn't even react to us.
00:35:20.000 Here, let me.
00:35:22.000 I'll show you the key card.
00:35:25.000 So, she has a key card.
00:35:27.000 If we come over here, I'll show you the vault.
00:35:32.000 Should we be concerned about the storm moving in?
00:35:35.000 We can teleport.
00:35:36.000 Follow me. 1.00
00:35:43.000 Ah, shit! 1.00
00:35:49.000 Gibby Gibby. 1.00
00:35:52.000 We be gaming.
00:35:53.000 Did you finally get like a new computer, PK?
00:35:57.000 Oh, yeah, I got a laptop.
00:35:59.000 Yeah, I'm good.
00:36:00.000 Someone game.
00:36:01.000 You got a gaming laptop?
00:36:04.000 Oh, yeah.
00:36:05.000 Actually, I'll pay to take these first. 1.00
00:36:08.000 Shit. 1.00
00:36:11.000 Oh, yoink. 1.00
00:36:12.000 And now, whenever you guys wanna dip out, um.
00:36:17.000 Ah!
00:36:18.000 Oh, wait.
00:36:19.000 I didn't give you the right thing.
00:36:20.000 Hold on.
00:36:21.000 Wait, I have two medkits for both of you.
00:36:23.000 There you go.
00:36:25.000 Take these shields.
00:36:26.000 Actually, we could just use a band-aid gun.
00:36:30.000 Alright, the storm's coming.
00:36:31.000 Get in the porta potty whenever you guys want to leave.
00:36:35.000 Where's the porta potty?
00:36:36.000 It's in the vault room. 0.99
00:36:38.000 Here, take this, take this, Pika. 0.87
00:36:41.000 Alright. 0.99
00:36:42.000 Let me just get this chest real quick.
00:36:45.000 And then whenever you hit the porta potty, go back in it and it will teleport you a little further.
00:36:53.000 And I have a boat for you guys when you get over here.
00:36:58.000 Okay. 0.99
00:36:59.000 Ah, shit. 1.00
00:37:00.000 I'm gonna do it. 1.00
00:37:05.000 Oh, that works too, I guess.
00:37:08.000 Nick, are we gonna have to come get you, big guy?
00:37:10.000 Nah.
00:37:12.000 You got a boat?
00:37:13.000 Yeah, I got a boat.
00:37:15.000 You got a boat. 1.00
00:37:19.000 Dang, Gibby.
00:37:20.000 I'm in, I'm in.
00:37:22.000 So you just skipped out on your show tonight, or what?
00:37:25.000 Oh, there was a show?
00:37:27.000 No, I'm talking to Gibbon.
00:37:33.000 I guess I did, yeah.
00:37:34.000 I guess I did.
00:37:37.000 I was busy doing a lot of school until just like 9.30.
00:37:42.000 Yeah, I was doing homework, but priorities.
00:37:49.000 True.
00:37:51.000 Europa calls.
00:37:52.000 Actually, I was just watching YouTube videos. 1.00
00:37:56.000 Ah, what the fuck, dude? 1.00
00:37:57.000 You drove me into the land. 1.00
00:38:00.000 You drove yourself into the land.
00:38:02.000 No, you pushed me.
00:38:03.000 No, I did not.
00:38:05.000 You did.
00:38:06.000 Everybody saw it.
00:38:07.000 No.
00:38:12.000 You t boned me.
00:38:34.000 Alright, and we made it.
00:38:36.000 What the?
00:38:37.000 Very epic.
00:38:38.000 That boat is so loud. 0.60
00:38:40.000 What the heck?
00:38:43.000 Alright, there we go. 0.78
00:38:45.000 Anyone have rockets?
00:38:52.000 What's this?
00:38:53.000 Is this new?
00:38:53.000 The decoy?
00:38:55.000 Uh, yeah, it creates like a clone of yourself, like a hologram in Halo kind of thing.
00:39:00.000 There's a guy up there.
00:39:02.000 Where?
00:39:03.000 Um, how do I mark?
00:39:06.000 With the left D pad arrow.
00:39:09.000 I got it.
00:39:18.000 Gear's not looking too great.
00:39:19.000 This kind of hurts my head, this new headset.
00:39:25.000 I gotta break it in, I guess.
00:39:30.000 You rolling up on these people?
00:39:35.000 Guess we are. 0.95
00:39:36.000 I tried to hit him with the bow.
00:39:37.000 I was just.
00:39:38.000 He was standing still.
00:39:40.000 I'm not running up on him.
00:39:40.000 I'm going around him.
00:39:41.000 They're finding another team.
00:39:43.000 There's like two of them.
00:39:44.000 Not running up?
00:39:46.000 Should we go clean up? 1.00
00:39:46.000 Oh shit. 1.00
00:39:48.000 We running up, bro. 1.00
00:39:50.000 We running up?
00:39:54.000 It's the only way to get these kids warmed up who haven't played in a few months.
00:39:59.000 Factual.
00:40:08.000 Look, look! 0.97
00:40:11.000 I'm getting shot at. 0.89
00:40:13.000 And they're hitting me. 0.99
00:40:16.000 I'm knocking down their structures.
00:40:20.000 Oh, what?
00:40:21.000 Tab down, epic.
00:40:22.000 There's another team rolling up on them.
00:40:26.000 Ah, what the?
00:40:28.000 Nice, behind you, Nick.
00:40:29.000 Where?
00:40:31.000 Up top.
00:40:31.000 I see him.
00:40:35.000 Fuck. 1.00
00:40:35.000 Hey, PK, I got you. 1.00
00:40:36.000 Get over here.
00:40:36.000 Get over here.
00:40:43.000 I got him with the shakedown. 1.00
00:40:45.000 Nice, good shit. 0.99
00:40:47.000 I'm healing right now. 1.00
00:40:49.000 Oh, behind me. 1.00
00:40:50.000 Oh, shit. 0.99
00:40:52.000 Here. 1.00
00:40:53.000 I have four health, but I hit him like three times.
00:40:56.000 Where's he?
00:40:57.000 Right behind us.
00:40:58.000 On me, on me, on me.
00:40:59.000 Come on.
00:41:00.000 I had to get him with the pickaxe.
00:41:03.000 Yo, that was clean. 0.99
00:41:04.000 Hello, three kills. 0.59
00:41:06.000 Go off.
00:41:07.000 Epic?
00:41:08.000 Alright, we gotta heal up and then make a move.
00:41:14.000 Hey, there's a large shield potion up here.
00:41:14.000 I have med kits.
00:41:16.000 Floorpers for. 0.96
00:41:18.000 I do need a pot.
00:41:20.000 Nick can take a floor or PK.
00:41:26.000 I need some meat on.
00:41:28.000 Oh, here's a med kit too.
00:41:30.000 Yeah, there's three meds. 0.89
00:41:31.000 I got a pot for you, Volatile. 0.88
00:41:33.000 A big one?
00:41:34.000 Yeah.
00:41:36.000 Where are you at?
00:41:37.000 I'm behind you.
00:41:38.000 Do you need shield, PK?
00:41:40.000 Oh, sure, yeah, yeah, I have nothing.
00:41:42.000 Alright, well, you can have this.
00:41:44.000 Here, I'm throwing it to you.
00:41:46.000 There you go.
00:41:48.000 Thank you, sir.
00:41:49.000 You can throw shields now, pretty based.
00:41:52.000 And meds as well.
00:41:53.000 Alright, there's a boat here.
00:41:56.000 How do you throw them?
00:41:58.000 Same as like a grenade.
00:42:03.000 I'll drive since Nick doesn't know how to.
00:42:05.000 Oh, yeah, sure.
00:42:09.000 I wish we had more time to loot.
00:42:11.000 But whatever.
00:42:12.000 Yeah, tell me about it.
00:42:13.000 Dude, go up the river.
00:42:14.000 Oh, this guy, man.
00:42:16.000 It's like Rookie Allen. 1.00
00:42:39.000 Oh shit. 1.00
00:42:40.000 Oh, we're getting shot at. 1.00
00:42:41.000 To the left.
00:42:44.000 Yeah, just keep going. 1.00
00:42:45.000 Ah, damn it. 1.00
00:42:46.000 You made me miss that fish, bro. 1.00
00:42:51.000 Bro, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:42:59.000 Come on, Jade.
00:43:01.000 I was ready to get out.
00:43:02.000 Somebody just got that supply drop to our right.
00:43:04.000 Did you see that?
00:43:06.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:43:08.000 I did that on purpose.
00:43:12.000 Getting going hard.
00:43:14.000 Oh, I see.
00:43:15.000 You see him on the hill?
00:43:17.000 Right there.
00:43:17.000 Yeah.
00:43:18.000 And then they're way, way, right here, right here.
00:43:20.000 Those are the people who got the supply drop.
00:43:30.000 Epic, he hit me.
00:43:32.000 Where are they?
00:43:34.000 This is a thousand degrees.
00:43:35.000 I'm taking off my hoodie.
00:43:36.000 Watch out.
00:43:38.000 Guard me. 1.00
00:43:39.000 Crap. 1.00
00:43:41.000 Oh, we're getting rolled up on. 1.00
00:43:43.000 Where?
00:43:44.000 On us.
00:43:45.000 They're above us. 1.00
00:43:46.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:43:47.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:43:48.000 Where? 1.00
00:43:49.000 They're above us on our building. 1.00
00:43:54.000 Shit, they are right above us. 1.00
00:43:58.000 I'm out of maths. 1.00
00:43:59.000 Oh, shit, shit. 1.00
00:44:00.000 I'm hanging out down here. 1.00
00:44:00.000 They got me. 1.00
00:44:03.000 They're right above you, Nick.
00:44:05.000 I am dead.
00:44:07.000 I am dead. 0.79
00:44:09.000 And he one shot me. 0.67
00:44:10.000 This guy literally one shot me.
00:44:12.000 Oh, come on.
00:44:13.000 Then Jaden.
00:44:15.000 Rock.
00:44:16.000 It's that pump.
00:44:18.000 Oh, yeah.
00:44:19.000 They bumped the pump.
00:44:25.000 Pump's back in business.
00:44:27.000 I had. 1.00
00:44:28.000 That was bullshit. 1.00
00:44:30.000 Full shield, full health, and he one shotted me. 1.00
00:44:32.000 I wonder if he had, like, a gold pump.
00:44:37.000 No, it's just purple.
00:44:39.000 He one shotted literally all of us.
00:44:46.000 That's okay, warm up round.
00:44:49.000 Oh, yeah.
00:44:49.000 We're warming up.
00:44:51.000 I haven't played in a while.
00:44:52.000 We're figuring out our squad dynamic.
00:44:55.000 Yeah.
00:44:57.000 Figuring out the controls.
00:45:07.000 I mean, this is skill based matchmaking, so we're just like paired with the best of the best.
00:45:13.000 That's true.
00:45:53.000 All right.
00:45:56.000 Wait, let's go yacht.
00:45:57.000 Yeah.
00:45:59.000 My controller works here.
00:45:59.000 I agree.
00:46:03.000 Every game I have to unplug it, apparently.
00:46:07.000 Yacht mode.
00:46:09.000 Very base.
00:46:11.000 The yacht has a catboy on it, Gibby.
00:46:14.000 Why is there a Gibby at the end of that?
00:46:18.000 I was just letting you know.
00:46:23.000 Interesting.
00:46:25.000 It also looks like hijacked from.
00:46:27.000 hijacked from Blocks 2.
00:46:30.000 Dude, that was such a schmoot of a map.
00:46:33.000 They should put that in Macho Warfare.
00:46:35.000 Dude, no kidding.
00:46:37.000 Or, I mean, it's a Treyarch map, so I doubt it.
00:46:39.000 Yeah.
00:46:40.000 I mean, is there a rights issue?
00:46:42.000 Can we get Terminal?
00:46:43.000 That's the real question.
00:46:44.000 Didn't they have hijacked.
00:46:45.000 Yeah, for real.
00:46:46.000 Didn't they have hijacked in Black Ops 4, though?
00:46:50.000 Yeah, They did.
00:46:50.000 I don't know.
00:46:53.000 They, like, revamped it or whatever, but it's pretty bad.
00:47:01.000 I'm going to defuse the bomb.
00:47:03.000 Alright, I'm hitting the smokestack here.
00:47:07.000 Curves look like hijacked.
00:47:08.000 Always land short.
00:47:11.000 Are there guys on this other team?
00:47:12.000 Yeah, there's another team landing there.
00:47:14.000 Eyes? 0.99
00:47:15.000 Aw, damn it. 1.00
00:47:16.000 I don't even have a gun. 1.00
00:47:18.000 Eyes on you?
00:47:23.000 Aw, dude, these guys are hard. 1.00
00:47:25.000 What the fuck? 0.99
00:47:27.000 They're NPCs, bro. 1.00
00:47:29.000 I think I found the boss. 0.97
00:47:34.000 Hey, Nick, can you shoot this guy for me? 1.00
00:47:36.000 Shoot, walk out. 1.00
00:47:37.000 Oh, damn. 1.00
00:47:39.000 I'm gonna get my disguise first. 1.00
00:47:42.000 Yeah, now I lost my disguise.
00:47:45.000 Now I gotta go back.
00:47:48.000 I got the boss.
00:47:49.000 Got the key.
00:47:49.000 Why do all the henchmen sound like Frankie McDonald?
00:47:55.000 I think it's.
00:47:55.000 I don't know.
00:47:57.000 Now we need to find the cat.
00:47:58.000 We need to find the cat.
00:47:59.000 I got him already.
00:47:59.000 I got him.
00:48:00.000 You have the card?
00:48:01.000 Yeah.
00:48:02.000 Wait, is the boss the cat boy?
00:48:04.000 Yeah.
00:48:05.000 Yeah.
00:48:06.000 Yo, purple, uh, purple burst. 0.88
00:48:12.000 Oh.
00:48:23.000 Claire, are you taking the purple burst or are you just.
00:48:25.000 No, no, someone.
00:48:26.000 Okay.
00:48:27.000 I have the boss's gun.
00:48:30.000 What's the boss's gun?
00:48:32.000 It's a golden AR?
00:48:35.000 Yeah.
00:48:37.000 Open the chest.
00:48:38.000 Under the vault.
00:48:40.000 I need more mats.
00:48:42.000 Where's it at?
00:48:42.000 Are they all mats?
00:48:45.000 If you pull out the keycard, it leads you to it, but.
00:48:47.000 Ah, got it.
00:48:50.000 Got it.
00:48:51.000 I got it.
00:48:52.000 I got it. 1.00
00:48:55.000 Dude, shut up. 1.00
00:48:58.000 It's a shmoo of a song. 1.00
00:49:04.000 Oh, damn, there's a guy here. 0.99
00:49:06.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:49:21.000 I do.
00:49:22.000 Bruh. 1.00
00:49:23.000 Fuck my shitty ass computer. 1.00
00:49:23.000 What? 1.00
00:49:26.000 Did it crash?
00:49:28.000 It's making me, my headset, apparently unplugging on talking to you and you can still hear you.
00:49:34.000 And I unplugged the sound. 0.99
00:49:37.000 Now I gotta fucking plug it back in. 0.98
00:49:40.000 I can't find the port. 0.99
00:49:45.000 What's going on? 0.75
00:49:48.000 Jump boomer tech.
00:49:52.000 I found the litter box.
00:49:56.000 There's gold yarn.
00:50:01.000 I'm liking this new season.
00:50:08.000 Anyone need a pot?
00:50:12.000 Ummm.
00:50:13.000 I'll take one.
00:50:18.000 Bruh! 0.97
00:50:18.000 What the fu. 0.97
00:50:20.000 What, you hitting me?
00:50:21.000 Yeah!
00:50:22.000 I just hit my head.
00:50:24.000 Okay. 1.00
00:50:26.000 This fucking guy. 1.00
00:50:30.000 Whoops. 1.00
00:50:30.000 I mean, we have the same health, doesn't matter. 1.00
00:50:33.000 Okay.
00:50:38.000 I'm.
00:50:39.000 We're rolling out.
00:50:41.000 Actually, we'll take.
00:50:43.000 Alright, volatile.
00:50:44.000 We gotta get out of here.
00:50:49.000 Give me 10 minutes, I'll be there.
00:50:54.000 Everybody's doing the super chats now and asking super serious questions.
00:50:59.000 Can't you just tell this is a vibe stream?
00:51:02.000 Out of all the interviews you've done, do you believe Dave Smith was the only one who was genuine?
00:51:09.000 I don't know, dude.
00:51:10.000 It's not really a shmooed question.
00:51:13.000 Fortnite.
00:51:15.000 Chug jug.
00:51:17.000 Slurpy.
00:51:19.000 We like Fortnite.
00:51:22.000 I like Fortnite.
00:51:24.000 We like Fortnite.
00:51:25.000 We like Fortnite.
00:51:26.000 I bashed my head on my desk.
00:51:27.000 I like Fortnite. 0.71
00:51:30.000 Stinky says, so rude.
00:51:32.000 Elamio, so rude. 1.00
00:51:35.000 Shut up. 1.00
00:51:40.000 I miss. 0.99
00:51:41.000 I like going on Volatile Stream because he'll have like 150 people and.
00:51:47.000 Everybody's just vibing.
00:51:48.000 It's very low key. 0.99
00:51:52.000 Yeah, nobody's busting my balls. 0.98
00:51:55.000 Nobody's giving me a hard time asking me. 0.98
00:51:59.000 I'm just like, hey, what's up?
00:52:00.000 Everybody's just gaming.
00:52:02.000 Okay, I have a big pot over here.
00:52:05.000 I marked them.
00:52:07.000 My questions be like Do you like Wendy's or McDonald's burgers?
00:52:14.000 Wendy's burger.
00:52:16.000 Going like Patrick's and they're like, What do you think of Evola's?
00:52:20.000 Fury on Yo, guy here.
00:52:25.000 Jaden says Wendy instead of Wendy.
00:52:28.000 I said Wendy's, bro.
00:52:30.000 Jason, like, Wendy.
00:52:32.000 That's not a crush on Wendy.
00:52:34.000 There's a guy on me.
00:52:37.000 Yeah, I see him.
00:52:38.000 I'm gonna snipe him.
00:52:40.000 I have no mats, so I'm just stop moving.
00:52:42.000 PK, do you see him?
00:52:45.000 They're in front of us.
00:52:46.000 You stop moving?
00:52:47.000 Yeah, I have no, not you, the other guy.
00:52:49.000 I don't see anyone.
00:52:51.000 You don't see the guys on right now.
00:52:55.000 Oh, no.
00:52:56.000 Oh, I see him.
00:52:58.000 Trying to get his snipe off.
00:53:00.000 Yes! 1.00
00:53:01.000 Yes, you should be shooting him. 1.00
00:53:03.000 Alright, he's low. 1.00
00:53:04.000 Get the guy that just killed Jade and he's got like 10 health.
00:53:08.000 He's underneath.
00:53:10.000 Oh, never mind.
00:53:11.000 Now we're dead.
00:53:13.000 I got one. 0.98
00:53:13.000 Knocked him. 0.98
00:53:14.000 I saw that.
00:53:15.000 Good job.
00:53:23.000 I'm going in.
00:53:24.000 Let's get their cards.
00:53:27.000 Yeah, scoop my card, please. 0.99
00:53:40.000 I can't Chungus post in your chat. 1.00
00:53:44.000 Why not?
00:53:45.000 Oh, Gibby.
00:53:46.000 Come back, come back.
00:53:48.000 Can't cover you.
00:53:49.000 Got no health. 1.00
00:53:50.000 Fuck, I got no health, too. 1.00
00:53:52.000 I'm coming in. 1.00
00:53:53.000 Whatever, fuck it. 1.00
00:53:54.000 Aw, Gibbon, what was that? 1.00
00:53:54.000 Last stand. 1.00
00:53:57.000 I had no ammo, bro. 1.00
00:53:59.000 Fuck it, last stand mode. 1.00
00:54:07.000 I got one. 1.00
00:54:12.000 Oh, again with the purple pump. 0.65
00:54:14.000 Let's not pump that's attack.
00:54:16.000 Same thing. 0.99
00:54:18.000 It's a shotgun.
00:54:34.000 We gotta focus up, fellas.
00:54:37.000 Where's the focus?
00:54:38.000 We need old Colgate.
00:54:41.000 Yeah, old Colgate says he can't game tonight, though.
00:54:44.000 He's on a date with Stephanie, I think.
00:54:47.000 Oh, controversial.
00:54:48.000 Wouldn't surprise me.
00:54:54.000 As long as he gives her the Colgate treatment, it's kind of based.
00:55:09.000 So, Gibby, I've officially been banned from all DLive Fortnite tournaments. 0.99
00:55:14.000 It's kind of bullshit. 0.96
00:55:16.000 Why? 1.00
00:55:17.000 Because they were having a fashion show and I killed everybody and drove a boat through it.
00:55:26.000 In Fortnite?
00:55:27.000 Yeah, they were having a Fortnite fashion show.
00:55:31.000 That's pretty funny. 1.00
00:55:33.000 I mean, the fashion show is gay, but it's fine. 1.00
00:55:35.000 Yeah, I was producing content. 1.00
00:55:36.000 I was producing content by driving a boat through them, and the guy's like, I'm going back and watching the footage.
00:55:44.000 And he put out a message like three hours later.
00:55:46.000 The person who did that will be banned and will never have access to another DLive Fortnite tournament.
00:55:53.000 Oh, no. 1.00
00:55:54.000 What kind of homos? 1.00
00:55:55.000 Like, let's play Fortnite but not kill people. 1.00
00:55:58.000 Let's just play Fortnite and dress up.
00:56:03.000 It's like literally for babies.
00:56:05.000 They're like, okay, everyone, wear your best outfit for the fashion show on Fortnite.
00:56:10.000 And the.
00:56:11.000 Oh, who's that mean guy killing everyone?
00:56:13.000 It's like literally baby mode.
00:56:15.000 That's how it went.
00:56:17.000 And, you know, I was a little upset because the dude was in my chat before asking me to play in the tournament.
00:56:24.000 And I'm like, yeah, sure, I'll play because he's like, it's $400 prize money.
00:56:28.000 I'm like, okay, I'll play.
00:56:29.000 And then he's like, yeah, sorry, actually, their spaces are full.
00:56:32.000 I'm like, who the hell?
00:56:34.000 There's 100 streamers in this.
00:56:35.000 And I look at the list and I kid you not, 20 followers, 40 followers.
00:56:41.000 And they're like, yeah, sorry, you can't play.
00:56:42.000 This guy with 20 followers is playing.
00:56:46.000 Sounds like you're doing some activism stopping Drag Queen Story Hour.
00:56:50.000 I don't know.
00:56:53.000 I'm not too upset because I hopped on.
00:56:57.000 I hopped on, and me blowing it up was the highest Fortnite stream at the time, so it was worth it.
00:57:03.000 Don't they know that? 0.98
00:57:06.000 You can go back to that tournament every fucking weekend if you have to. 1.00
00:57:11.000 Oh, fucking ritualistically. 1.00
00:57:15.000 I got him. 1.00
00:57:16.000 Bloom.
00:57:17.000 Alright, he's got like 10 more. 1.00
00:57:18.000 Oh fuck, You gonna finish him off? 1.00
00:57:21.000 Oh, there's a. 1.00
00:57:23.000 Yeah, we're gonna finish him off. 0.96
00:57:25.000 He's gonna finish himself off. 0.68
00:57:37.000 Yo, can I get a res?
00:57:39.000 Oh, he disappeared.
00:57:41.000 Yo, Jaden, I'm above you.
00:57:42.000 Can I get a res?
00:57:43.000 Are you?
00:57:44.000 Yes.
00:57:47.000 Oh, you're way up there, huh?
00:57:49.000 Let me get some mats.
00:57:50.000 Let me get some mats, I'll work my way. 1.00
00:57:54.000 Ah, shit. 0.99
00:57:54.000 Work my way up there. 0.99
00:57:56.000 Oh!
00:57:57.000 Ah!
00:58:00.000 Did you finish him off, uh, Pilled Knight?
00:58:03.000 He ran away, someone else got me.
00:58:05.000 Bruh! 0.97
00:58:09.000 What the heck, dude? 0.94
00:58:11.000 You had one job. 0.91
00:58:19.000 Oh, right above us.
00:58:20.000 I see him.
00:58:22.000 Oh, ah.
00:58:22.000 That's the guy.
00:58:23.000 Somebody behind me?
00:58:24.000 Got a shotgun. 0.97
00:58:25.000 Shake him down. 0.99
00:58:27.000 Oh.
00:58:27.000 Oh, what's.
00:58:27.000 Brah.
00:58:29.000 Brah.
00:58:30.000 That was mine. 1.00
00:58:31.000 I killed him. 0.99
00:58:32.000 I get it. 1.00
00:58:33.000 Shut up, bitch. 1.00
00:58:34.000 You didn't do anything. 1.00
00:58:37.000 Yeah, no kidding. 1.00
00:58:38.000 This fucking guy. 1.00
00:58:41.000 This fucking guy. 1.00
00:58:49.000 I'll scoop up your card, buddy. 1.00
00:58:51.000 Epic.
00:58:55.000 Where'd that guy go?
00:58:56.000 I have no idea.
00:58:58.000 There's still people like here.
00:59:00.000 I'm dead.
00:59:01.000 Nice knowing you.
00:59:02.000 Where are you?
00:59:04.000 In the vault with four health.
00:59:08.000 Hold on.
00:59:09.000 I'm in the basement hiding. 1.00
00:59:12.000 There's a guy down here and a. 0.98
00:59:14.000 Never mind.
00:59:15.000 The guy I think just died.
00:59:16.000 But.
00:59:19.000 There is a turret, and I'm gonna die.
00:59:23.000 Sure, I got you. 0.82
00:59:25.000 Be careful, you're gonna get blasted here by the security systems of this building.
00:59:36.000 It's fine, I'm just gonna loot everything and then I'll leave, and then you guys can just have the leftovers.
00:59:45.000 Oh, I see it.
00:59:48.000 What?
00:59:49.000 There's so many resources. 0.91
00:59:50.000 I'm shooting it.
00:59:51.000 It's.
01:00:01.000 Alright, Gibby, come get your loot for saving me.
01:00:04.000 This is what you're rewarded with.
01:00:08.000 I'll take this.
01:00:10.000 And I'll just heal up with the gun.
01:00:13.000 Here, you can have some minis.
01:00:15.000 Wait, who else is down now?
01:00:17.000 Oh, that's the van.
01:00:18.000 You want to come down here, Nick?
01:00:18.000 Okay.
01:00:20.000 There's loot.
01:00:21.000 Alright.
01:00:23.000 I'll tag it for you so you can find your way.
01:00:30.000 Bro!
01:00:32.000 Got him. 1.00
01:00:33.000 That was stupid. 1.00
01:00:33.000 Oh, this pulled Night Res? 1.00
01:00:37.000 No.
01:00:39.000 We can pick him up at the reboot van.
01:00:41.000 There's one here.
01:00:42.000 Yeah, I'll go get it.
01:00:43.000 Just gotta clear everybody out first.
01:00:45.000 We don't waste it, you know what I mean?
01:00:48.000 I know what you mean.
01:00:49.000 In case somebody else dies.
01:00:51.000 James, I know what you mean, while he's on the other side of the map right now.
01:00:57.000 I know what you're talking about.
01:00:57.000 Oops.
01:00:58.000 Oops.
01:01:09.000 Whoops. 0.99
01:01:10.000 I have a little shields and a big pot for someone. 1.00
01:01:13.000 Fuck. 1.00
01:01:14.000 Fuck. 1.00
01:01:15.000 There's like no good loot here. 1.00
01:01:19.000 There's a blue AR in there.
01:01:24.000 Yeah, I already have one.
01:01:25.000 I have some shields for you over here. 0.98
01:01:27.000 Take the porta potty.
01:01:29.000 Yeah, alright.
01:01:30.000 Let's get the. 0.99
01:01:33.000 Let's reboot Pilled first.
01:01:34.000 Oh, you got that, Gibbon?
01:01:35.000 I'm on it, yeah.
01:01:36.000 And I got a blue AR.
01:01:36.000 Okay.
01:01:39.000 I have shields for you, and I'll give you a blue AR.
01:01:44.000 I have a blue AR.
01:01:46.000 I'm talking to Pilt.
01:01:49.000 Epic.
01:01:51.000 Everyone's so angry.
01:01:52.000 Look, guys, we're playing Fortnite.
01:01:54.000 I'm not angry.
01:01:55.000 This is really getting under my nerves.
01:02:00.000 Just calm down.
01:02:03.000 Hmm.
01:02:28.000 Ooh, here's good stuff.
01:02:31.000 Just waiting.
01:02:32.000 Oh, there's Nick shooting out of the porta potty.
01:02:35.000 Well, come on over here, big guy.
01:02:37.000 Here's a big pot for you.
01:02:39.000 And also, on top, before you drink that, though, you should probably come up here and drink these.
01:02:45.000 Here, I'll knock them down for you.
01:02:49.000 There you go.
01:02:49.000 Oh, thanks.
01:02:51.000 Helping you out.
01:02:55.000 I have the unlimited grapple, so I'm like Spider Man.
01:03:00.000 I can just.
01:03:01.000 You have unlimited grapple?
01:03:03.000 Yeah.
01:03:04.000 How'd he get that?
01:03:06.000 Uh, whoever killed the boss, I stole it from.
01:03:09.000 Oh, okay.
01:03:10.000 That's a boss weapon.
01:03:18.000 Gotcha.
01:03:18.000 Yo, Gibby, you need to get over here, big guy.
01:03:24.000 Alright, I'm coming.
01:03:25.000 Got a boat. 0.53
01:03:32.000 There's a big pot over here if anybody needs it.
01:03:39.000 I'll take that.
01:03:53.000 Wait a minute.
01:03:55.000 Why is it not letting me discover this on the map?
01:04:01.000 I'm on here, but the maps won't give me the green. 1.00
01:04:23.000 You dumb PK! 1.00
01:04:28.000 There was a chest right there. 1.00
01:04:29.000 The one that you need the disguise for, and you just blew it up right in front of me. 1.00
01:04:34.000 Damn. 0.99
01:04:39.000 Did you get the loot though? 1.00
01:04:44.000 That's big, that is enough. 1.00
01:04:47.000 Damn, that sucks. 0.99
01:04:51.000 I didn't mean it. 0.99
01:04:54.000 Here, I'm gonna disguise myself.
01:05:12.000 You need to gather up.
01:05:22.000 We should take this boat.
01:05:23.000 It's not as damaged.
01:05:33.000 Oh!
01:05:36.000 God, it's Murda.
01:05:44.000 Look at that rock you go. 1.00
01:05:58.000 Shit. 0.99
01:06:09.000 Jay's just right on my way to the fashion show Some of you guys are cool don't come to the fortnight fashion shows. 0.99
01:06:21.000 Oh No Oh, there's guys on the beach.
01:06:32.000 You see him?
01:06:35.000 Air raid.
01:06:36.000 Air raid. 1.00
01:06:37.000 Choo choo choo choo! 0.99
01:06:38.000 So many rockets. 0.97
01:06:42.000 Where are they at?
01:06:46.000 I don't know.
01:06:47.000 I was just at the dock just like a second ago.
01:06:56.000 Hmm.
01:06:58.000 Did you guys see him too or not?
01:07:00.000 I saw someone.
01:07:01.000 I swore I saw somebody.
01:07:04.000 I saw something moving.
01:07:04.000 Where'd he go?
01:07:08.000 Maybe they're like in the town.
01:07:12.000 Hmm.
01:07:16.000 Hmm.
01:07:30.000 All right, I'm let's find them Oh, we gotta get in zone.
01:07:42.000 I didn't even realize. 1.00
01:07:43.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
01:07:44.000 Run, run, run! 1.00
01:07:48.000 Get in the boat!
01:07:50.000 Dude, the boat is slow.
01:07:52.000 Yeah? 1.00
01:07:53.000 Is it, bitch? 1.00
01:07:54.000 Go, go, go! 1.00
01:07:55.000 Is it?
01:07:55.000 Yeah, that's right.
01:07:56.000 Get in the boat. 1.00
01:08:10.000 Thank God for the boat Just some harpoon fishing.
01:08:35.000 Got some floppers. 1.00
01:08:39.000 Oh!
01:08:40.000 Where am I?
01:08:48.000 I refuse to go in the water.
01:09:08.000 You gotta farm up.
01:09:17.000 We have to go.
01:09:19.000 I'm gonna go this way.
01:09:22.000 You've gotta push these guys.
01:09:24.000 Nah, we can go up on the bridge.
01:09:27.000 On the high ground.
01:09:28.000 Yeah, that's a good idea.
01:09:31.000 Just gotta get cover. 0.93
01:09:33.000 Whoa! 0.72
01:09:36.000 Let me get up!
01:09:46.000 Alright, we have the high ground. 1.00
01:09:54.000 Oh shit, blind us, blind us! 1.00
01:09:56.000 Southeast. 1.00
01:09:58.000 I assume she hits.
01:09:59.000 We're getting pinched.
01:10:03.000 I think this is the one guy.
01:10:05.000 No, no, it's two.
01:10:08.000 I knocked one of them though. 0.99
01:10:09.000 Oh shit. 1.00
01:10:10.000 Well, he just gets eaten by the storm anyway, so it doesn't really matter. 1.00
01:10:14.000 This guy's over here.
01:10:15.000 I'm dead. 0.70
01:10:16.000 I'm dead. 0.98
01:10:17.000 He's gotta watch, make sure he doesn't blast us, but he'll expire in there.
01:10:23.000 We're cornered.
01:10:24.000 There's guys camping the bridge exit.
01:10:27.000 I and the guy behind us.
01:10:28.000 The guy behind us shot us. 1.00
01:10:30.000 I'm fucking dead. 1.00
01:10:31.000 Goodbye, cruel world. 1.00
01:10:35.000 Pick me up. 0.90
01:10:36.000 Throw me.
01:10:36.000 Heat me over the bridge.
01:10:39.000 Fuck. 1.00
01:10:40.000 Fuck! 1.00
01:10:41.000 Oh, shit, shit. 1.00
01:10:42.000 Here, I got you. 1.00
01:10:43.000 I got you.
01:10:43.000 I got you.
01:10:44.000 We're gonna live. 1.00
01:10:46.000 We're fucked here. 1.00
01:10:48.000 Go, go. 1.00
01:10:49.000 Don't go up there.
01:10:49.000 Use the river.
01:10:50.000 Oh, no.
01:10:51.000 Jaden, swim over to us.
01:10:51.000 Oh, no.
01:10:53.000 Swim.
01:10:55.000 There's a launch pad.
01:10:56.000 Let's get on the launch pad.
01:10:57.000 I'm dead.
01:10:58.000 Just take my card and run.
01:10:59.000 Yeah, just get his card.
01:11:00.000 And get my unlimited, my gold shotgun, too.
01:11:08.000 Uh, I'm landing right here.
01:11:15.000 I'll give you, Gibby, come over here.
01:11:16.000 I got some.
01:11:16.000 I'm coming over from him.
01:11:18.000 That's mouth.
01:11:23.000 Okay, it's a replace to revive, Jaden.
01:11:28.000 In Pleasant Park on the edge there.
01:11:31.000 That's the only place that's close, though.
01:11:34.000 I have a launch pad.
01:11:35.000 I'm going to launch pad over there and revive him.
01:11:38.000 There's a blue tack here if anybody wants it.
01:11:43.000 I got that.
01:11:46.000 I'll supply drop over there, too.
01:11:48.000 Are you ready?
01:11:51.000 Let's go.
01:11:54.000 There's only five people left?
01:11:56.000 Dude, we got to get him up. 1.00
01:11:56.000 Shit. 1.00
01:11:58.000 Get him up. 1.00
01:12:00.000 How the hell is there only five people left?
01:12:02.000 I'm getting ya!
01:12:03.000 Oh, I see one of them!
01:12:07.000 Yeah.
01:12:08.000 192 from me.
01:12:10.000 We got him this.
01:12:11.000 Grab my grapple. 1.00
01:12:12.000 Rip. 0.98
01:12:12.000 Wait. 0.98
01:12:12.000 Here. 0.98
01:12:13.000 Here you go.
01:12:14.000 Aw, thanks, big guy.
01:12:16.000 There's a blue pistol here as well.
01:12:19.000 Blue shield for you.
01:12:20.000 Alright, alright, alright.
01:12:21.000 Yeah, I have a shield for you too.
01:12:23.000 Here.
01:12:24.000 Forgot about that.
01:12:25.000 Alright, I'll slurp.
01:12:28.000 One of the guys.
01:12:29.000 It's a 4v2, I think.
01:12:31.000 Oh, do you see him?
01:12:32.000 I just saw both of them.
01:12:32.000 Over there.
01:12:35.000 I think they might be better than us, but.
01:12:38.000 We have their numbers.
01:12:41.000 Where are they?
01:12:43.000 They're where I'm shooting and where I'm marked.
01:12:47.000 Yeah, keep them out of zone.
01:12:51.000 I don't have that all that much ammo, though.
01:12:53.000 Don't waste your ammo, don't waste your ammo.
01:12:56.000 Until they get close, they have to push us. 1.00
01:13:02.000 I'm gonna push their shit in. 0.99
01:13:08.000 As long as I don't have a launch pad, we should be golden, dude. 1.00
01:13:12.000 Oh, pushing. 0.87
01:13:17.000 Anyone have nades?
01:13:19.000 Yeah, I have tons.
01:13:21.000 Anyone have ammo?
01:13:23.000 They launch pad one of them.
01:13:25.000 Yeah, they're in front of us.
01:13:29.000 Ahhhhh!
01:13:30.000 They're above us.
01:13:31.000 Where are they?
01:13:32.000 Guys, a launch pad here.
01:13:36.000 Where'd he go?
01:13:36.000 That's it.
01:13:37.000 I'm nade.
01:13:38.000 I'm nade.
01:13:40.000 Oh, wow, they lit me up. 1.00
01:13:41.000 I'm gonna blow their shit up here. 0.99
01:13:44.000 I cracked his shield, but I have no ammo. 0.99
01:13:50.000 I'm healing.
01:13:51.000 What the?
01:13:51.000 Bruh.
01:13:53.000 I cracked one of those shields.
01:13:58.000 Watch out, be cautious.
01:14:00.000 Yeah, he's on me.
01:14:03.000 Are you downed?
01:14:04.000 He's right over here.
01:14:04.000 No.
01:14:05.000 I blasted him.
01:14:06.000 Oh.
01:14:06.000 Yeah.
01:14:08.000 Bruh!
01:14:12.000 Nice. 0.99
01:14:13.000 Oh shit, they're right above me, I think. 0.99
01:14:15.000 Yeah, he's on me. 0.99
01:14:16.000 I have no mats. 1.00
01:14:18.000 Fuck! 1.00
01:14:19.000 Here. 1.00
01:14:22.000 Fuck. 1.00
01:14:23.000 I'll rise you. 1.00
01:14:25.000 Oh, I see a med kit for you if you need it.
01:14:25.000 I have no mats.
01:14:28.000 Oh no, he sees me!
01:14:30.000 I'm running!
01:14:32.000 I'm rezzing, Draiden.
01:14:33.000 Whoops.
01:14:34.000 We're gonna need that med kit. 0.98
01:14:35.000 I have shield. 0.98
01:14:40.000 Aw, are you fucking kidding me? 0.99
01:14:41.000 I blew myself up. 0.99
01:14:42.000 Somebody rezz me. 1.00
01:14:45.000 That was fucking dumb. 1.00
01:14:47.000 Oh no! 1.00
01:14:48.000 Yo, rezz me, Given.
01:14:49.000 Given. 0.99
01:14:50.000 I'm coming!
01:14:51.000 He's on me! 1.00
01:14:53.000 Oh shit, fuck! 1.00
01:14:53.000 He's right above me. 1.00
01:14:54.000 Bruh! 1.00
01:14:55.000 Holy shit! 1.00
01:14:58.000 Oh, whoops. 1.00
01:15:01.000 Bruh.
01:15:02.000 Jaden, you gotta bring this back.
01:15:05.000 I have no health.
01:15:08.000 Jaden, res me.
01:15:09.000 Res me.
01:15:10.000 Dude, I shot your guy thinking it was the enemy. 0.96
01:15:13.000 I shot your guy thinking it was the enemy. 0.98
01:15:19.000 There's one more. 0.89
01:15:20.000 What?
01:15:20.000 Jaden, you're just walking through your mask.
01:15:23.000 I don't know. 1.00
01:15:24.000 Holy shit, dude. 1.00
01:15:25.000 That was horrible. 1.00
01:15:26.000 What the fuck do you want me to do? 1.00
01:15:29.000 That was heartbreaking. 0.99
01:15:30.000 This guy had no health.
01:15:32.000 This guy's building. 0.99
01:15:35.000 I blame Gibbon, who sucks at the game. 0.99
01:15:38.000 Dude, you died, bro. 0.99
01:15:40.000 Dude, you died, like, you literally just ran out of the open and got shot in the back.
01:15:44.000 I was trying to.
01:15:45.000 The only reason I died was a fluke.
01:15:47.000 I got shot in the back.
01:15:49.000 I blew myself up on accident. 1.00
01:15:51.000 You got shot in the back because you're dumb, because you ran out in the middle. 1.00
01:15:56.000 That was horrible. 1.00
01:15:57.000 Yeah, it happens.
01:16:02.000 Now it's for real, though.
01:16:04.000 Now it's time.
01:16:06.000 We weren't trying before.
01:16:08.000 I had no mats. 0.98
01:16:10.000 We had that one, too, and we fucking let it go. 0.98
01:16:12.000 It was four on two. 0.98
01:16:14.000 I cracked his shield.
01:16:15.000 That's why he was so.
01:16:16.000 We should have stuck together.
01:16:19.000 Oh, somebody in chat saying it's Nick's fault?
01:16:22.000 Yeah, bye.
01:16:24.000 Who's echoing?
01:16:26.000 I think that's PK.
01:16:27.000 Pilled Knight.
01:16:28.000 Is it?
01:16:29.000 I swear to God.
01:16:31.000 Yeah, Pilled Knight.
01:16:31.000 You're muted.
01:16:34.000 Muted for echoing.
01:16:38.000 Fix your setup, bro.
01:16:40.000 It wasn't me.
01:16:40.000 I'm not echoing.
01:16:41.000 You are echoing.
01:16:43.000 No.
01:16:44.000 I have turtle beaches, dude.
01:16:46.000 They're amazing.
01:16:48.000 Which turtle beach do you have?
01:16:50.000 I have no idea.
01:16:53.000 Probably default PS3 ones.
01:16:56.000 They're like a bundle from PS3.
01:16:58.000 Still using them.
01:17:00.000 I used to have one from PS3, but then I broke it.
01:17:06.000 Man.
01:17:07.000 I turned down the volume.
01:17:09.000 Oh, now we got another counter signaller in chat?
01:17:15.000 Not anymore.
01:17:15.000 Tara.
01:17:17.000 Not anymore.
01:17:18.000 Not anymore, we don't.
01:17:21.000 Yeah, I can't wait until that guy messages me on Twitter.
01:17:23.000 Yeah.
01:17:27.000 No problem anymore.
01:17:28.000 Problem's gone.
01:17:31.000 Hey, what's the process to get on band in Nick's chat?
01:17:36.000 That is so funny to me that people assume there's a process.
01:17:41.000 Like, we would be trying to rehabilitate people, reassimilate back into the chat.
01:17:46.000 Oh, well, no.
01:17:47.000 You're gone.
01:17:48.000 You're gone.
01:17:49.000 That's just how there's no process.
01:17:53.000 Oh, that was a horrible view.
01:17:55.000 Oh, thank God.
01:17:57.000 Scared there for a second.
01:17:58.000 I had some people landed with me.
01:18:03.000 Bruh!
01:18:04.000 Bruh!
01:18:05.000 What was that?
01:18:07.000 Okay, you know what?
01:18:08.000 I have no guns.
01:18:10.000 Yeah, same.
01:18:11.000 That was a bad spot.
01:18:14.000 I have one gun.
01:18:16.000 I have a pistol.
01:18:17.000 Alright.
01:18:19.000 We got it.
01:18:20.000 We're back in control.
01:18:23.000 Bruh!
01:18:24.000 Alright, I'm just, I'm dipping.
01:18:30.000 You dipping?
01:18:33.000 Bruh!
01:18:35.000 Come on.
01:18:36.000 Can't catch a break.
01:18:44.000 Here, I'm gonna shake down this guy.
01:18:48.000 There, now you should be able to see them all.
01:18:52.000 Yeah, one of them's right in front of me. 1.00
01:18:55.000 Oh, fuck, fuck. 1.00
01:18:57.000 Still don't even have a gun. 1.00
01:18:58.000 All I have is bandages.
01:19:02.000 There's stuff by me.
01:19:04.000 Oh, that's really helpful.
01:19:05.000 Oh, there's a guy on me. 1.00
01:19:07.000 I'm fucked. 0.99
01:19:10.000 Nah, the NPCs are messed with them. 1.00
01:19:16.000 Come on! 1.00
01:19:18.000 Damn it! 1.00
01:19:19.000 NPC's got him. 1.00
01:19:20.000 I hate this game!
01:19:23.000 That wasn't an NPC, it was a player.
01:19:26.000 I had.
01:19:26.000 I probably got like 10 players.
01:19:28.000 This guy's got like.
01:19:30.000 What?
01:19:31.000 I'm saying the NPC's killed that guy, the player.
01:19:33.000 I don't know who you're talking about.
01:19:35.000 The player that was on you was killed by an NPC.
01:19:39.000 When?
01:19:40.000 What?
01:19:41.000 10 seconds ago?
01:19:42.000 Yes!
01:19:46.000 He didn't kill him before he killed me.
01:19:53.000 That was rough.
01:19:55.000 Is he still by you?
01:19:57.000 No, I don't know.
01:19:58.000 How would I know?
01:20:00.000 I can't spectate your card.
01:20:01.000 Alright, I got it.
01:20:03.000 I got it.
01:20:06.000 That's okay.
01:20:07.000 We usually do better after we struggle in the first stage.
01:20:14.000 I'm shaking this guy down.
01:20:15.000 Right, Jaden?
01:20:16.000 Yeah.
01:20:17.000 Shh.
01:20:18.000 No, Jaden, can you get my card?
01:20:20.000 Yeah, where is it?
01:20:22.000 Under you, it's right under you.
01:20:23.000 Only have 20 seconds left.
01:20:26.000 There's a guy in here. 1.00
01:20:29.000 Gamer fucking AIDS! 1.00
01:20:31.000 Dude, that was the guy that killed me, dummy. 1.00
01:20:33.000 I told you he didn't get killed. 0.98
01:20:35.000 Nah, there were two teens there.
01:20:39.000 Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Smoke him out.
01:21:04.000 There he is.
01:21:05.000 Oh, ffff.
01:21:09.000 Hey, I'm standing still.
01:21:13.000 Beardson just DM me and asked if we have room.
01:21:18.000 Yeah, let's get him on.
01:21:19.000 Who's gonna drop? 0.98
01:21:22.000 Whoa! 1.00
01:21:24.000 That's bullshit. 1.00
01:21:28.000 Who's dropping? 1.00
01:21:30.000 I'm better friends than you.
01:21:33.000 That's not factual.
01:21:36.000 I don't know.
01:21:37.000 What do you think, Jaden?
01:21:38.000 Who's the better player?
01:21:41.000 Jaden, you definitely got more Vickerel, isn't it?
01:21:45.000 I haven't been paying attention.
01:21:47.000 Well, there's an easy way to find out.
01:21:50.000 We're going to have to go to the stats.
01:21:54.000 Easy, fair, quantifiable.
01:22:04.000 Get the dad.
01:22:05.000 Yeah, we got a scoreboard.
01:22:07.000 Do you remember in middle school when you would say scoreboard?
01:22:12.000 Oh, yeah.
01:22:13.000 Scoreboard!
01:22:14.000 When you'd be gaming and they'd kill you and you'd be like, oh, I got you!
01:22:18.000 Scoreboard! 0.99
01:22:19.000 I killed you more times! 1.00
01:22:20.000 Alright, where's the. 1.00
01:22:22.000 Oh, whoops.
01:22:23.000 Let me do that.
01:22:26.000 How do I. Here, while you're trying to force me to do that, we'll do this.
01:22:32.000 What's going on?
01:22:35.000 How do I check your stats?
01:22:38.000 You have to listen to this.
01:22:41.000 Let's see.
01:22:42.000 I don't think you can check other people's stats.
01:22:46.000 I think you can only check your other people on the internet.
01:22:49.000 Oh, nice.
01:22:52.000 Murdoch Murdoch's number six on my friends list.
01:22:57.000 And how do you test Gibbon?
01:23:00.000 Gibbon's not even on the list.
01:23:02.000 He's not even in the top 25.
01:23:02.000 Wow.
01:23:04.000 Oh, okay.
01:23:04.000 That seems very faulty.
01:23:05.000 He's not even in the top 25 in stats.
01:23:08.000 Jaden, I'm pulling the friendship card.
01:23:10.000 Global wins.
01:23:10.000 Well, let's just see.
01:23:12.000 Dude, I'm not.
01:23:13.000 No, top three.
01:23:14.000 I'm not even streaming, to be honest.
01:23:15.000 Top three.
01:23:17.000 Oh, I'm in the.
01:23:18.000 I've got the most placements for top three.
01:23:22.000 And then it's Murdoch Murdoch, and then it's.
01:23:25.000 Oh, yeah.
01:23:26.000 Fortnite.
01:23:28.000 Wait, Gibbon, are we friends on this?
01:23:32.000 All right.
01:23:34.000 I know you invited me.
01:23:35.000 I think we should be on the tracker here, Gibbon. 0.85
01:23:39.000 The Gibbon guy.
01:23:41.000 What are we looking at here? 0.99
01:23:43.000 How many wins?
01:23:45.000 Well, squads, solos, duos.
01:23:49.000 Overall squad.
01:23:50.000 Percentage, KD.
01:23:54.000 Well, Given is rocking a.
01:23:57.000 According to this, the Given game.
01:23:59.000 Okay, don't count the solos.
01:24:00.000 The solos I usually just dick around and try to get to.
01:24:03.000 I'm looking at squad because we're playing a squad game.
01:24:05.000 Okay, well, according to the squad stats, Given has 41 wins and a 7.3% win rate.
01:24:12.000 Okay.
01:24:13.000 Okay, and a 1.919 KD in squads.
01:24:21.000 How do you pull this information up?
01:24:23.000 It's a website.
01:24:25.000 Oh.
01:24:26.000 Now, if we look up Murdoch.
01:24:30.000 Pretty sure Murdoch Murdoch's got.
01:24:33.000 Pretty sure he's got more wins.
01:24:36.000 Murdoch.
01:24:41.000 He has 27 wins, a 10.9 conversion or win percentage, and a 1.48 KD.
01:24:50.000 I didn't hear either.
01:24:52.000 So who's better?
01:24:54.000 Hold on.
01:24:55.000 I'm looking up myself.
01:24:56.000 Wait, who's better?
01:24:57.000 Murdoch, Murdoch, Gibbet.
01:24:58.000 I have a 2.44 KD.
01:25:01.000 I'm better than both.
01:25:02.000 Yeah, you're saying, dude, it's between Murdoch and Gibbet.
01:25:04.000 I'm rocking 16 wins.
01:25:06.000 This guy.
01:25:07.000 Well, according to this, we're going off of what?
01:25:11.000 Wins only?
01:25:13.000 Or games only?
01:25:14.000 Just give me a side by side of the stats.
01:25:15.000 Okay, okay.
01:25:17.000 Murdoch, Murdoch is rocking 27 wins.
01:25:20.000 A 10.9 win percentage.
01:25:23.000 10.
01:25:25.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:25:26.000 1.48 KD out of 248 matches.
01:25:30.000 Okay, and then what's Gibbon?
01:25:33.000 Gibby is rocking out of 562 matches.
01:25:37.000 I've not played 562 matches.
01:25:41.000 41 wins, a 1.19 KD, and a 7.3 win percentage.
01:25:49.000 Yikes!
01:25:50.000 Yikes.
01:25:51.000 Well.
01:25:52.000 You know, we go by the numbers here.
01:25:54.000 We let the numbers do the talking. 1.00
01:25:56.000 We let the Vicroys do the talking around here.
01:26:00.000 Technically, he has more Vicroys, but he's played.
01:26:03.000 But it's a slower percentage, yes.
01:26:04.000 That's not.
01:26:07.000 We go by per capita here.
01:26:09.000 You know what per capita means, Jaden?
01:26:10.000 Is that Beardson?
01:26:14.000 What's up, fellas?
01:26:16.000 What's up, big guy?
01:26:17.000 Sorry to come in and make somebody leave.
01:26:20.000 I appreciate it.
01:26:22.000 Look, we're looking at the data, okay?
01:26:25.000 Point up the study.
01:26:27.000 I'm so sorry, Gibbon.
01:26:30.000 I'm sorry.
01:26:31.000 I'm just looking at.
01:26:33.000 Let's look at Beardson.
01:26:34.000 Maybe we're making a bad choice.
01:26:35.000 Nah, Beardson's an e celebrity.
01:26:37.000 He's got clout.
01:26:38.000 That's true.
01:26:40.000 I got streamer privilege here.
01:26:42.000 Are you streaming?
01:26:43.000 No, I'm not going to stream.
01:26:45.000 Oh, you're asking him.
01:26:48.000 I kind of want this banana outfit.
01:26:51.000 Bro, I'm telling you, battle pass.
01:26:53.000 I wanted to see your.
01:26:54.000 You got the battle pass, Nick?
01:26:55.000 Realizing you left your stream on all night.
01:26:57.000 Yeah, I know.
01:26:59.000 Nick, do you have the battle pass?
01:27:00.000 No.
01:27:01.000 Here.
01:27:04.000 You're going to give me a battle pass? 1.00
01:27:05.000 You bitch. 1.00
01:27:07.000 Epic? 1.00
01:27:09.000 He didn't give me one.
01:27:11.000 Beardson's epic.
01:27:12.000 See, this is why Beardson is in and Gibbon is out.
01:27:16.000 You know, my man wants a banana suit.
01:27:18.000 My man's getting a banana suit.
01:27:20.000 I want my banana suit.
01:27:21.000 I have banana, but I don't want to be running around naked.
01:27:24.000 You really did not.
01:27:25.000 You don't play this game very often, do you, Beardson?
01:27:27.000 According to this, you only have 11 squad wins.
01:27:32.000 I don't play a lot of squads. 0.64
01:27:33.000 Yo!
01:27:34.000 I have six solo wins.
01:27:35.000 Thank you, Beardson.
01:27:37.000 Yeah, you're welcome, big guy.
01:27:38.000 Epic.
01:27:39.000 I want my guy looking epic, you know?
01:27:41.000 Well, I mean, looking fly.
01:27:42.000 I get it.
01:27:43.000 I appreciate it.
01:27:43.000 Yeah.
01:27:45.000 Everyone in the chat, someone needs to start gifting me skins.
01:27:50.000 I was going to gift it to you the other night, remember?
01:27:52.000 And I couldn't send it to you yet.
01:27:54.000 And then so you went ahead and got it.
01:27:56.000 No, no, it's fine.
01:27:58.000 I was going to give it to you.
01:27:59.000 It's okay.
01:28:00.000 I had the V-Bucks for it.
01:28:02.000 It's all good.
01:28:03.000 It's all good.
01:28:04.000 Nick obviously needed someone to buy it for him.
01:28:06.000 It's not like, you know.
01:28:08.000 Wow.
01:28:08.000 So that's how it's going to be, huh?
01:28:12.000 Jaden's feeling very salty.
01:28:14.000 There is a huge spider crawling on my tripod right now.
01:28:14.000 Ah!
01:28:18.000 Ew!
01:28:19.000 Where did he come from?
01:28:20.000 He came from the ceiling or the floor? 0.95
01:28:22.000 I don't even have anything to kill him with.
01:28:25.000 Oh, you know what?
01:28:28.000 You know, this is exactly why I didn't want to buy this for you, Jaden.
01:28:32.000 I tried to do something nice here for one of my friends.
01:28:34.000 Jaden's going to make it all about himself.
01:28:38.000 Yeah, it's unreal.
01:28:39.000 Nerf gun.
01:28:40.000 Nerf gun moment. 0.99
01:28:41.000 He's going to get blasted. 0.99
01:28:43.000 Should I get him on my knife? 1.00
01:28:47.000 I'm going to get him to crawl on the knife.
01:28:48.000 I don't want him on the desk, though. 0.95
01:28:49.000 That's gross. 1.00
01:28:51.000 Get the fuck out of here. 1.00
01:28:52.000 What are you doing? 1.00
01:28:54.000 You don't belong here.
01:28:55.000 Return to the night. 0.98
01:29:00.000 I hate spiders more than anything, man.
01:29:02.000 I hate them.
01:29:04.000 I can handle any bug except for spiders. 0.94
01:29:07.000 I don't like them. 1.00
01:29:08.000 Would you rather be in a room with a spider or a woman? 1.00
01:29:11.000 What's the difference? 1.00
01:29:13.000 Probably a woman. 1.00
01:29:14.000 One of them doesn't talk. 1.00
01:29:15.000 That's saying a lot.
01:29:18.000 Oh. 1.00
01:29:19.000 Women don't, I mean, you know, they're annoying, but they don't freak me out like that. 1.00
01:29:25.000 That's fair. 1.00
01:29:26.000 Yuck.
01:29:27.000 Ew! 0.98
01:29:28.000 I just hate him.
01:29:29.000 What am I going to do?
01:29:30.000 Oh, I'm wireless.
01:29:31.000 I'm wireless.
01:29:32.000 I'm free to stand up.
01:29:35.000 Oh, did you get your new headset?
01:29:40.000 Yeah.
01:29:41.000 Yes, I did.
01:29:43.000 What'd you go with?
01:29:44.000 I went with the Turtle Beach Atlas Aero.
01:29:48.000 Ew!
01:29:49.000 I've got to blow on him. 0.96
01:29:50.000 He's like in a joint, so I can't get him. 0.96
01:29:53.000 Cleanly.
01:29:54.000 He's in a joint?
01:29:55.000 He's in like one of the joints of the tripod, you know what I mean?
01:30:00.000 Oh.
01:30:00.000 He's in like a tricky place to grab him.
01:30:02.000 I thought you meant like a spliff. 1.00
01:30:04.000 Yeah, yeah, like a weed cigarette.
01:30:09.000 A weed cig. 1.00
01:30:13.000 This Nibba. 0.93
01:30:14.000 He's like, he's inside of it.
01:30:16.000 How am I going to get him?
01:30:17.000 He's like curled up.
01:30:19.000 He's just being cozy right now. 0.99
01:30:22.000 I swear I'm going to fucking. 1.00
01:30:24.000 This guy. 1.00
01:30:24.000 You're so fucking dead, man. 1.00
01:30:26.000 I'm literally going to kill you. 1.00
01:30:29.000 Oh, there's his exoskeleton. 0.99
01:30:30.000 You could literally see where he shed his exoskeleton over there.
01:30:35.000 Now you're giving me the heeds just talking about it.
01:30:38.000 Maybe he's a fan.
01:30:39.000 He's been chilling down there watching the show.
01:30:41.000 I'm going to get him. 1.00
01:30:41.000 I'm going to get this motherfucker. 1.00
01:30:45.000 Based on Redfield Spider. 1.00
01:30:46.000 Got him.
01:30:46.000 Got him.
01:30:48.000 Yeah.
01:30:49.000 Yeah.
01:30:52.000 All right.
01:30:53.000 Let's get an F in the chat for the spider.
01:30:56.000 He didn't do nothing.
01:30:59.000 He was just.
01:31:00.000 Gotcha.
01:31:02.000 That spider's going to be like.
01:31:03.000 DM me in a week, but tell Nick to unblock me. 0.96
01:31:06.000 Tell Nick to unkill me. 0.54
01:31:08.000 Someone did it today. 0.88
01:31:10.000 I blocked him.
01:31:11.000 Bro, same.
01:31:11.000 I had someone, like, during the sweat, like, I was like, someone was like, DMing me, like, bro, hey, get Nick on and also tell him to unblock me.
01:31:19.000 Like, no.
01:31:20.000 No.
01:31:21.000 No one is getting unblocked.
01:31:25.000 Okay.
01:31:27.000 Yeah.
01:31:28.000 Nobody's getting unblocked.
01:31:29.000 Nobody's getting unkilled.
01:31:32.000 All right.
01:31:33.000 Okay.
01:31:34.000 We're in. 1.00
01:31:36.000 So you can upgrade or you can customize this woman. 1.00
01:31:39.000 I'm gonna make her. 1.00
01:31:42.000 She's going full dyke mode. 1.00
01:31:44.000 She's gonna change her. 1.00
01:31:45.000 Hey, oh, hey, oh! 1.00
01:31:47.000 Hey, whoa!
01:31:48.000 What do you think this is, anyhow?
01:31:54.000 Throwing around that hateful language.
01:31:58.000 Sorry. 1.00
01:31:59.000 I'm trying to make her look hot. 1.00
01:32:00.000 That way I can, you know. 0.95
01:32:02.000 Jade, and dejectedly.
01:32:04.000 Sorry.
01:32:08.000 Whatever, dude. 1.00
01:32:09.000 She's trying to take off her shoes.
01:32:12.000 Jaden dejectedly, I'm here.
01:32:16.000 I'm queer.
01:32:21.000 I'm here.
01:32:22.000 I'm queer.
01:32:24.000 Jaden be like, Me and Elijah are gay.
01:32:30.000 And we're here.
01:32:31.000 I don't think this joke's ever going to get old for me.
01:32:35.000 Jaden, the internet is forever.
01:32:37.000 Let's.
01:32:37.000 This be the last.
01:32:38.000 I knew it, you know, sending it to you.
01:32:40.000 I knew this is what would happen.
01:32:43.000 No, it was good for the content, you know?
01:32:43.000 I'm glad you did.
01:32:49.000 Yeah.
01:32:50.000 Okay.
01:32:52.000 Ready up.
01:32:53.000 Hey, Jaden, get your banana suit on. 1.00
01:32:57.000 Well, I had my lesbian skin, and you guys didn't comment there. 1.00
01:33:02.000 Get your banana going.
01:33:05.000 Yeah, we're out here. 0.99
01:33:07.000 We're foreskin respecters right now. 0.99
01:33:10.000 Yo, if I do the call me emote, it's like a banana phone. 0.95
01:33:14.000 You remember that?
01:33:16.000 Oh, yeah.
01:33:22.000 Okay, epic.
01:33:23.000 We're bananas in pajamas.
01:33:25.000 Yo, Murdoch, get your banana guy on.
01:33:29.000 I'm gonna have to buy the battle pass for that.
01:33:31.000 Wait, I think I can.
01:33:32.000 Do I have enough?
01:33:35.000 Buy enough shuckles?
01:33:39.000 Yo, I can't.
01:33:40.000 Let's go.
01:33:44.000 That'll pass unlocked.
01:33:51.000 Nice!
01:33:52.000 Look at that.
01:33:52.000 Handsome, handsome squad.
01:33:57.000 Looks like I'm grinding out this battle pass.
01:34:01.000 I guess I should switch to the other bananas so that way I can match.
01:34:07.000 I know y'all aren't on my level yet.
01:34:10.000 What level is that?
01:34:12.000 Oh, it's like 34.
01:34:13.000 Bruh. 1.00
01:34:15.000 What the fuck is this? 1.00
01:34:16.000 There we go. 1.00
01:34:28.000 Boing, boing.
01:34:42.000 Alright, let's go.
01:34:42.000 Let's go.
01:34:43.000 Alright, yeah, let's go.
01:34:44.000 Let's go.
01:34:48.000 Looking good.
01:34:50.000 Everybody's looking like kings here.
01:34:54.000 Oh, oh, no!
01:34:57.000 Man, I'm so pissed. 0.99
01:34:58.000 The fucking rental car company canceled my reservation, so now I think I actually am going to have to fly in. 0.99
01:35:04.000 Oof. 0.99
01:35:04.000 Ah. 0.99
01:35:06.000 Why'd they cancel your thing?
01:35:08.000 I didn't check my email until today, and they're like, oh, due to availability, we may not have your car on Wednesday.
01:35:08.000 I don't know.
01:35:14.000 And they're like, bruh.
01:35:16.000 Okay.
01:35:18.000 So I'm gonna make Broseph drive me around.
01:35:22.000 Wow, you're supposed to be my chauffeur.
01:35:25.000 Not anymore.
01:35:26.000 I need a chauffeur.
01:35:27.000 I'm gonna be carless.
01:35:28.000 Sorry, I didn't want to drive an emergency anyway.
01:35:30.000 I need an armored car to pick me up from my hotel.
01:35:34.000 It's the only way you could get in the hood.
01:35:36.000 Sucks though, isn't it? 0.99
01:35:36.000 Like, double the expense of my trip because I'm gonna have to, like, take Ubers and shit. 0.99
01:35:43.000 Nah, just make Patrick drive.
01:35:50.000 I don't know if I trust him to drive.
01:35:52.000 You know?
01:35:55.000 He's gonna be sitting there like holding the steering wheel with his pinkies up, you know?
01:35:59.000 I want a guy with all his fingers on the steering wheel.
01:36:05.000 He's gonna be at 10 2 with his pinkies out on either hand.
01:36:09.000 Oh no.
01:36:10.000 Where are we going?
01:36:11.000 Oh, the shark.
01:36:13.000 The shark? 1.00
01:36:13.000 Anyone who puts their pinkies out is an idiot. 1.00
01:36:18.000 Yeah, you'd know a lot about pinkies out, wouldn't you? 1.00
01:36:22.000 No, because I'm not an idiot. 0.99
01:36:24.000 Bro, I'm gonna keep joking. 0.99
01:36:25.000 Pat's probably gonna like physically assault me at AFPAC.
01:36:28.000 Patrick's gonna beat us all up.
01:36:30.000 He's just.
01:36:30.000 The guy does like kickboxing or something.
01:36:35.000 Mike Ordo, I think.
01:36:36.000 He does combat sports. 0.99
01:36:38.000 He's gonna beat the shit out of all of us at the same time. 0.99
01:36:40.000 I don't like us anymore. 0.99
01:36:41.000 Not if we roll up in our binoculars.
01:36:42.000 I got my invite though.
01:36:43.000 I finally got my invite though, so I'm excited.
01:36:46.000 I actually get to watch everybody speak now.
01:36:48.000 You paying?
01:36:49.000 You paying, Beardson?
01:36:50.000 Bro, I was like, ugh!
01:36:53.000 But yeah, I'll pay.
01:36:55.000 I'm holding my.
01:36:55.000 I'm refusing.
01:36:56.000 I'm refusing.
01:36:58.000 Nah, I'll pay.
01:36:59.000 I mean, yeah, I said I'm gonna sit at the Airbnb.
01:37:02.000 They're all gonna be like, alright, Jaden, get dressed.
01:37:04.000 I'm like, no.
01:37:05.000 Nope.
01:37:08.000 I'm not getting dressed.
01:37:09.000 Jaden's going naked.
01:37:12.000 Jaden'd be like, I will not get dressed.
01:37:15.000 I refuse to.
01:37:15.000 We're gonna have to be chasing around the Airbnb.
01:37:18.000 Jaden, put your shirt on!
01:37:20.000 No.
01:37:22.000 Leave me alone.
01:37:24.000 No, I don't think I will.
01:37:28.000 You're laughing.
01:37:29.000 Jaden's over here naked and you're laughing.
01:37:31.000 Yeah, I tried to.
01:37:36.000 Last time I got Dressbeardson, I was really struggling.
01:37:39.000 I put on the white shirt thinking it was mine.
01:37:41.000 I'm like, why is it so small?
01:37:43.000 I'm sitting here buttoning it, like choking myself, and then I realize it's Patrick's, like. 0.90
01:37:48.000 And then I wait for him to leave and I sneak it back into our closet so he doesn't realize that I'm just a retard. 0.69
01:37:57.000 But then I told everyone, so. 1.00
01:38:01.000 Oh my god, these fucking NPCs, bro. 1.00
01:38:03.000 Fuck! 1.00
01:38:05.000 You dead? 1.00
01:38:06.000 Wow! 1.00
01:38:08.000 Dead again!
01:38:09.000 Wow, wow, wow.
01:38:12.000 I'm not doing this.
01:38:13.000 I'm not going through this again.
01:38:14.000 Not tonight.
01:38:16.000 This is your warm up round, big guy.
01:38:18.000 If you die for the rest of the night, we're not friends anymore.
01:38:23.000 Over.
01:38:24.000 The stakes are high.
01:38:26.000 High stakes match.
01:38:27.000 No more dying. 1.00
01:38:29.000 Aw shit shit. 1.00
01:38:31.000 I was really hoping that you were gonna die after that big long speech. 1.00
01:38:40.000 I'm what you would call good at the game.
01:38:45.000 Alright, I knocked the boss.
01:38:47.000 I'm right below you, Nick.
01:38:49.000 Oh, there's a boss. 0.50
01:38:49.000 Revive. 0.50
01:38:51.000 I'm getting wrecked.
01:38:52.000 I'm getting down there, man.
01:38:55.000 Where are they?
01:38:57.000 Are you close to them?
01:38:59.000 No, you're good. 1.00
01:39:01.000 Oh, damn. 1.00
01:39:10.000 Bro, we are uncircumcised gang tonight. 1.00
01:39:14.000 Banana gang. 0.71
01:39:15.000 Uncircumcised gang.
01:39:16.000 Yo, Pearson, come back.
01:39:17.000 Got some health.
01:39:18.000 Whoa!
01:39:19.000 That's a turret.
01:39:22.000 Did I get the card?
01:39:29.000 Guys, does anyone have some ammo to shoot this thing?
01:39:33.000 I might have a bit.
01:39:36.000 I am so weak.
01:39:39.000 We need into the vault.
01:39:42.000 Does anybody have the card?
01:39:45.000 Uh, duh.
01:39:47.000 You act like I'm not a gamer.
01:39:49.000 Of course I have the card.
01:39:51.000 Epic.
01:39:52.000 I have 28 health, so.
01:39:55.000 There's some bandages downstairs.
01:39:59.000 Nah, we're in the vault, bro.
01:40:00.000 Gold scar.
01:40:02.000 Yoink!
01:40:03.000 Raw!
01:40:07.000 There's a gold scar.
01:40:08.000 There was one.
01:40:09.000 Does anyone have a med kit or anything?
01:40:11.000 Raw, give me that blue AR.
01:40:13.000 Alright.
01:40:14.000 Give it to me.
01:40:15.000 Anyone med kits?
01:40:17.000 Any extra shield?
01:40:19.000 No.
01:40:20.000 I got some extra shields, hang on.
01:40:26.000 I got an extra mini for you.
01:40:28.000 I'll try.
01:40:28.000 I'll take the mini.
01:40:29.000 I'll take the mini.
01:40:38.000 Is there a bandage gun?
01:40:40.000 I think there might be a campfire when we get out, so I'm gonna wait behind my mom.
01:40:44.000 Yeah.
01:40:45.000 See you later.
01:40:47.000 That was bad.
01:40:48.000 Reducing it.
01:40:52.000 Bro, I was going off earlier whenever Sean was debating Twitter.
01:40:55.000 I was just like, I was playing solos and got like two dubs.
01:40:58.000 Nice. 0.89
01:40:59.000 Epic.
01:41:00.000 Yeah. 0.95
01:41:05.000 Let's see some of that beard scent tonight, shall we?
01:41:09.000 Yeah.
01:41:11.000 Well, I've got my scar now, so I'm good.
01:41:15.000 That was the problem, bro.
01:41:16.000 If I get a scar, it's over.
01:41:18.000 Basically, I just need the best gun in the game, and I'm really good at it.
01:41:23.000 That's all it takes for me.
01:41:25.000 Put the best gun in the game in my hands.
01:41:28.000 Yeah, people are going to get it.
01:41:31.000 I'm not kidding.
01:41:32.000 One of my solo games, I had like 12 kills.
01:41:34.000 It was nuts.
01:41:35.000 Yeah.
01:41:36.000 Here we go.
01:41:38.000 It had to have been a bots.
01:41:40.000 I'm going to take one of these floppers.
01:41:45.000 I'm just gonna warm up, bro.
01:41:47.000 I'm good now.
01:41:49.000 Nobody wants these minis, I'll hold on to them for later use.
01:41:53.000 I need them.
01:41:55.000 Oh, yeah.
01:41:55.000 Thank you, sir.
01:41:56.000 Thank you, sir.
01:42:05.000 Oh, circle's coming in.
01:42:09.000 Alright.
01:42:10.000 Hop in my boat.
01:42:12.000 I'm the best driver, as we all know.
01:42:14.000 Actually, I'm a really good driver, Matt.
01:42:16.000 Get in, bro!
01:42:18.000 Here, don't worry.
01:42:19.000 It's okay.
01:42:20.000 Actually, it's okay.
01:42:25.000 Nick be like, I'll drive myself.
01:42:27.000 Yeah.
01:42:29.000 Alright, well, you have fun.
01:42:35.000 Who's gonna win the race?
01:42:37.000 I'm about to start walking.
01:42:38.000 Actually, I don't know.
01:42:40.000 Could be you, could be me.
01:42:42.000 I'm going up the river.
01:42:43.000 You always gotta go up the river instead of.
01:42:45.000 Yeah, I don't know where Jaden's taking us.
01:42:46.000 I don't know, is this stress gonna pay off?
01:42:50.000 Like, I can walk faster than this.
01:42:55.000 Dude, we're literally gonna go through Pleasant Park.
01:42:58.000 Uh oh, we got a little bit of a hill here.
01:43:02.000 Maybe get some traction there.
01:43:04.000 Here we go. 0.75
01:43:07.000 Oh!
01:43:09.000 Slow down, speed racer!
01:43:10.000 Look at this! 1.00
01:43:14.000 Ah shit, I'm gonna encounter guys. 0.99
01:43:18.000 Yeah, maybe you should have stuck with the squad. 1.00
01:43:22.000 Trust the plan, Nick.
01:43:23.000 Oh, I almost killed him, though.
01:43:26.000 I don't know if I want to stick around.
01:43:28.000 I knocked the shields.
01:43:30.000 I made him fall and hit him with a rocket.
01:43:33.000 I'm just ignoring you. 1.00
01:43:34.000 No, bitch. 1.00
01:43:35.000 You're not even worth my time. 1.00
01:43:41.000 I got a rendezvous with my boys.
01:43:43.000 See, I literally made it. 1.00
01:43:44.000 Oh shit, get out! 0.99
01:43:45.000 Time to spare. 1.00
01:43:47.000 We're getting shot at.
01:43:48.000 That's the only reason.
01:43:49.000 We need some bag up.
01:43:50.000 I'm coming to get you.
01:43:52.000 Oh my god.
01:43:54.000 We're getting double teamed. 1.00
01:43:57.000 Let's just roll up on these fools. 1.00
01:44:05.000 Or not. 1.00
01:44:07.000 Where the humble go?
01:44:07.000 He's a big guy.
01:44:08.000 I'm just gonna run.
01:44:09.000 Yeah.
01:44:10.000 Yeah, we.
01:44:11.000 Bro, he got stuck and I knocked him! 1.00
01:44:14.000 Bitch. 1.00
01:44:14.000 Epic. 1.00
01:44:15.000 Oh, he's getting marked by other people. 1.00
01:44:17.000 Fuck you. 1.00
01:44:18.000 What's up, Kalos? 1.00
01:44:19.000 Hey, Nana. 0.52
01:44:20.000 Hey, Nana.
01:44:20.000 Here, let me run backwards to meet you, Nick.
01:44:22.000 Hey.
01:44:23.000 Hey. 1.00
01:44:24.000 I'm blowing his ass up. 1.00
01:44:26.000 Fuck you. 1.00
01:44:31.000 I got no mats. 1.00
01:44:32.000 Fuck you, bitch. 1.00
01:44:35.000 Is there a guy coming? 1.00
01:44:36.000 Yeah, I see him.
01:44:37.000 I'm gonna booby trap that little structure.
01:44:39.000 He's in the storm.
01:44:40.000 Oh, there he is.
01:44:46.000 Hang on, watch this.
01:44:47.000 No, let's just.
01:44:49.000 I think I broke it. 1.00
01:44:50.000 God, bitch! 1.00
01:44:50.000 Goddamn. 1.00
01:44:53.000 Pop the shields. 1.00
01:44:54.000 Goddamn. 1.00
01:44:55.000 Oh, he fucking lasered me. 1.00
01:44:57.000 Bro, them remote explosives, man. 0.99
01:44:58.000 I'm telling you.
01:45:00.000 Here, let me go.
01:45:01.000 I'll go get the stuff.
01:45:02.000 Yeah, get the stuff for us, bro, will ya?
01:45:05.000 Rob!
01:45:06.000 Alright, I'm gonna medkit up.
01:45:08.000 Is there any pots in there?
01:45:10.000 I need some pots, bro.
01:45:12.000 Nah, I'm not seeing any.
01:45:13.000 They blasted my shield there at the end.
01:45:16.000 Anyone need med kits, though?
01:45:18.000 I got med kits to go around.
01:45:20.000 Is that gold over there?
01:45:20.000 I grabbed one.
01:45:22.000 What's that gold thing?
01:45:23.000 It's a pistol.
01:45:24.000 Yo, Gib.
01:45:27.000 Dude.
01:45:28.000 You want it?
01:45:29.000 You want it?
01:45:29.000 Yeah, I want it.
01:45:31.000 Thanks, Peertson.
01:45:32.000 I got you, bro.
01:45:33.000 I'll get rid of these seafood ones.
01:45:36.000 Is there any shotguns in there?
01:45:37.000 Any good shotguns?
01:45:39.000 No.
01:45:40.000 Got remote explosive.
01:45:41.000 Alright, here you go.
01:45:47.000 Anyone good with a sniper?
01:45:48.000 I have a gold head.
01:45:49.000 Oh, thanks, bro.
01:45:50.000 I'll take it.
01:45:51.000 Hmm, do you have a shotgun to trade?
01:45:54.000 I got a gray, I got a gray, uh, combat rifle.
01:45:54.000 No.
01:45:58.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:45:59.000 Bro, it's garbage. 0.97
01:46:01.000 Oh, we gotta hike to the zone. 0.88
01:46:03.000 So, those will come in handy.
01:46:04.000 Ooh, I'll take that SMG too. 1.00
01:46:06.000 Fuck it. 1.00
01:46:07.000 Ooh, it's the rapid fire SMG. 1.00
01:46:10.000 People be like complaining about moving to the zone.
01:46:14.000 I'm over here.
01:46:16.000 Bro, we're just schmooting right now, you know?
01:46:22.000 We are schmooting.
01:46:22.000 Oh, yeah.
01:46:30.000 I think there's guys in the farm over there, or the movie theater.
01:46:33.000 That's what it is.
01:46:35.000 Yeah, the guy over there.
01:46:42.000 I'm running.
01:46:43.000 I'm just running.
01:46:50.000 So good part.
01:46:58.000 Think they're in a build fight.
01:47:02.000 Oh, that was close That also was close. 1.00
01:47:18.000 Ha ha, idiot! 1.00
01:47:19.000 Get knocked, bitch! 1.00
01:47:20.000 Nice, nice. 1.00
01:47:30.000 I'm going for the world's longest Naruto run right now.
01:47:40.000 Do you have to keep pressing the button or can you just.
01:47:42.000 No, it's a traversal emote.
01:47:45.000 It's nice.
01:47:46.000 Oh, I think they're rebooting somebody.
01:47:52.000 No, maybe not.
01:47:54.000 Oh, no, that's just the sound of Beardson's emote.
01:47:58.000 I thought I heard the van recharging.
01:48:01.000 It's just you're.
01:48:03.000 It's just you're just eating, racing through the air.
01:48:06.000 I hope the enemies don't detect me from the sound of.
01:48:06.000 Yeah.
01:48:11.000 I can, bro.
01:48:12.000 Even if they can't detect you, they can't hit you.
01:48:15.000 Yeah, I'm Naruto running.
01:48:16.000 What is this guy's straight ahead?
01:48:20.000 Oh!
01:48:21.000 No!
01:48:22.000 Where is this guy?
01:48:23.000 My green screen fell. 1.00
01:48:25.000 Oh, shit. 0.99
01:48:26.000 I didn't even notice that. 1.00
01:48:28.000 Shit. 1.00
01:48:29.000 It did that this morning and I had to stick it back up. 0.99
01:48:33.000 I'll have to fix that in a second.
01:48:33.000 Bruh.
01:48:35.000 I'm in a fight.
01:48:37.000 My skyscraper.
01:48:38.000 I'm having a techno fight.
01:48:40.000 Batman.
01:48:41.000 He just went in.
01:48:43.000 Is he inside?
01:48:44.000 I don't know.
01:48:46.000 Is it one person?
01:48:47.000 He just took a portal.
01:48:49.000 I don't know where that went.
01:48:50.000 He could be inside here.
01:48:53.000 I lit him up.
01:48:54.000 It was a Batman, bro.
01:48:55.000 You probably should follow him.
01:48:57.000 Nah, because he'll be hiding on the other side.
01:49:00.000 Bro, he's Batman, you know?
01:49:02.000 That's what he does.
01:49:04.000 This guy's up here fighting as well.
01:49:10.000 Somebody's popping shots at us.
01:49:12.000 Yeah, I should throw that.
01:49:14.000 Wait. 0.99
01:49:15.000 I killed.
01:49:15.000 Oh, a guy coming up from behind?
01:49:18.000 I knocked him fucking retard dude I'm like going off with this thing Should I humiliate him? 1.00
01:49:26.000 You should shake him down I hear I heard another guy running up Yeah I'm getting in I'm getting I'm really getting into it here Oh whoa whoa what? 1.00
01:49:43.000 There's even where did that even come from?
01:49:48.000 I didn't even see that guy They're on full squad.
01:49:52.000 Oh, dude, we got.
01:49:54.000 Yeah.
01:49:55.000 Dude, that was a bad guy.
01:49:57.000 We got pinched so hard.
01:49:59.000 Yeah.
01:50:00.000 That was like three squad just rolled up on us all at the same time.
01:50:04.000 Yeah.
01:50:06.000 Oh, that guy was so weak, man. 1.00
01:50:09.000 They hit the fucking portal. 1.00
01:50:16.000 Oh, bitch. 1.00
01:50:18.000 I was going off. 1.00
01:50:19.000 Damn. 1.00
01:50:22.000 And now I'm angry. 1.00
01:50:25.000 Jaden likes to run off on his own.
01:50:27.000 That's what happens.
01:50:27.000 Yeah, Jaden is such a.
01:50:29.000 He's not a team player.
01:50:30.000 He's always.
01:50:30.000 There's always a person like that, and they drag down the squad.
01:50:34.000 What do you mean?
01:50:35.000 I got all the kills.
01:50:36.000 All you do.
01:50:37.000 No, but we have to stick together as a team.
01:50:40.000 I got one.
01:50:41.000 I was up on the gas station with a sniper.
01:50:43.000 And you're always just going off.
01:50:45.000 You're always adventuring out.
01:50:47.000 I was shooting.
01:50:47.000 And that is.
01:50:49.000 I'm going to put Jaden on one of those little baby leashes that they put kids on.
01:50:54.000 Yeah.
01:50:55.000 Jaden on a leash.
01:50:57.000 Yeah, I'll be like freak on a leash.
01:51:00.000 Am I right? 0.99
01:51:01.000 We're just gonna start punching him. 1.00
01:51:04.000 We're just gonna get a pillowcase full of soap and beat the shit out of him with it. 1.00
01:51:10.000 You know what? 0.99
01:51:12.000 You can't beat me.
01:51:13.000 At AF back.
01:51:14.000 I am leaving.
01:51:17.000 No, you're not.
01:51:18.000 You're not going anywhere, Jaden.
01:51:21.000 Don't be like that.
01:51:21.000 Come on.
01:51:24.000 Hehe.
01:51:27.000 Alright.
01:51:28.000 He's gonna be.
01:51:29.000 He's gonna be sleeping at the Airbnb in the middle of the night, sock full of soap.
01:51:35.000 That'll teach him.
01:51:36.000 Yeah, he's gonna pay.
01:51:40.000 It's like a private pile.
01:51:43.000 Yeah.
01:51:43.000 Let's hold him down.
01:51:45.000 Yeah, you got it.
01:51:47.000 I gotta put on my to do list.
01:51:49.000 Secure green screen.
01:51:56.000 My new headset.
01:51:57.000 I can check that off.
01:51:59.000 I'm upset now.
01:52:00.000 Oh, you got a little black book there?
01:52:02.000 Yeah.
01:52:05.000 I don't need one because I'm so smart.
01:52:07.000 I just remember everything.
01:52:09.000 I have.
01:52:10.000 10 trillion things going on.
01:52:12.000 That's what I need.
01:52:13.000 I do too, but you know, you don't see me making lists of names.
01:52:18.000 Making Schindler's list over here.
01:52:24.000 Yeah, I mean, like for instance, you know, I gotta remember I gotta go buy a new blazer for the conference.
01:52:29.000 I've gotta buy some brass knuckles to assault Jaden with.
01:52:34.000 Brass knuckles.
01:52:35.000 Broken bottle.
01:52:36.000 New ski mask so I'm not identified.
01:52:40.000 Oh, and that hurts.
01:52:54.000 Oh, we're going to the eye.
01:52:55.000 Okay, I'm feeling a lot better about this now.
01:52:58.000 This is the dub. 0.99
01:53:00.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
01:53:02.000 Watch out. 1.00
01:53:03.000 Some other guys are going.
01:53:04.000 I know.
01:53:05.000 That's fine.
01:53:06.000 I know how you guys play when there's other people around.
01:53:10.000 This is going to be the.
01:53:13.000 My controller keeps turning off, so you guys.
01:53:17.000 Oh, no.
01:53:17.000 I'm going to go buy a new controller.
01:53:21.000 Dude, it's not the controller.
01:53:23.000 It's just.
01:53:24.000 Is it an Xbox controller? 0.87
01:53:25.000 Yeah, the problem is the shitty computer just unrecognized, like it stops recognizing it and it switches the mouse and keyboard. 0.94
01:53:32.000 That's the problem. 0.77
01:53:34.000 Have you tried like a different USB cable?
01:53:36.000 I think I only have, I don't know if I have enough. 0.98
01:53:40.000 Bro, I'm gonna bring a fucking USB cable to AFPEX. 0.95
01:53:42.000 Oh, a squad landed at the front of the boat. 0.98
01:53:44.000 Oh, there's guys in the back of the boat too. 1.00
01:53:47.000 Shit. 1.00
01:53:47.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:53:48.000 Poor bone.
01:53:50.000 They're on the stern and the.
01:53:56.000 Ain't nobody knows what that is.
01:54:00.000 I'm getting them.
01:54:02.000 Oh no, I'm so dead.
01:54:03.000 I'm so dead.
01:54:04.000 Gun. 0.96
01:54:05.000 Give it to me. 0.82
01:54:06.000 Gun.
01:54:08.000 Did you get a gun, Jaden?
01:54:08.000 Oh.
01:54:11.000 I have a gun.
01:54:11.000 I do.
01:54:17.000 Knocked a guy.
01:54:18.000 Yeah, I helped you with that one.
01:54:20.000 Got here, got here.
01:54:22.000 I hit him.
01:54:23.000 He just, dude, the pump is so terrible. 0.98
01:54:24.000 I hit him three times.
01:54:26.000 Hang on. 1.00
01:54:27.000 Let me shake his ass down. 1.00
01:54:28.000 Shake that ass, bro. 1.00
01:54:31.000 Make them. 1.00
01:54:32.000 Oh, he's right in here.
01:54:39.000 We're the duo.
01:54:39.000 We're the duo.
01:54:40.000 Dude, Murdoch, I'm literally right beneath you.
01:54:42.000 I'm in the vents.
01:54:44.000 Run, run, run, run!
01:54:45.000 Is that the whole squad?
01:54:47.000 Here, let me.
01:54:50.000 I'm shaking this guy.
01:54:55.000 Oh, dude.
01:54:55.000 What?
01:54:56.000 I got one.
01:54:57.000 Okay.
01:54:57.000 He's underneath.
01:54:58.000 I'm coming for his ass. 1.00
01:55:00.000 Get the cat. 1.00
01:55:02.000 Get the cat boy.
01:55:07.000 We killed the cat. 1.00
01:55:11.000 Oh shit! 1.00
01:55:12.000 From behind. 1.00
01:55:14.000 Is it a real player?
01:55:16.000 I don't know.
01:55:16.000 Beardson dead on the yacht again.
01:55:19.000 Bruh, I was doing work though this time. 1.00
01:55:22.000 Oh shit. 1.00
01:55:23.000 I mean, I killed the guy that killed Beardson. 1.00
01:55:28.000 Not to worry. 0.98
01:55:29.000 Let me just shake him down.
01:55:31.000 I avenge my brother.
01:55:33.000 I appreciate that.
01:55:34.000 Can somebody revive me though?
01:55:36.000 Uh, yeah, one sec.
01:55:38.000 Bro, Jaden's running like right past me.
01:55:38.000 Let me just.
01:55:41.000 Where are you at?
01:55:41.000 Where are you at, cuz?
01:55:42.000 Oh, there you are.
01:55:46.000 I got you, dude.
01:55:47.000 Oh, I know.
01:55:48.000 What are you doing?
01:55:50.000 I'm reviving you.
01:55:52.000 Ugh.
01:55:53.000 No one else gets to.
01:55:54.000 Show me in the corner.
01:55:56.000 Start.
01:55:57.000 Now he's just touching me.
01:55:59.000 They call it Jaden's corner.
01:56:00.000 You don't want to end up there.
01:56:03.000 You don't want to end up in the corner.
01:56:04.000 Very similar to Benny Johnson's corner, but we're.
01:56:08.000 Benny Johnson's corner.
01:56:12.000 You opening the vault or what?
01:56:14.000 Yeah, yeah, just.
01:56:15.000 I don't want to go in front of the turret.
01:56:17.000 Bruh.
01:56:19.000 I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
01:56:22.000 This one's the easiest one to access, you don't even need to do anything.
01:56:25.000 Yeah, I'm coming.
01:56:28.000 I need your horses.
01:56:32.000 We in, boys.
01:56:38.000 Isn't there a phone booth or something on here?
01:56:40.000 Yeah, I'm going to it right now.
01:56:42.000 Alright, I'll mark the chest. 1.00
01:56:44.000 Oh fuck, I'm dead! 1.00
01:56:46.000 What happened? 1.00
01:56:48.000 Never mind.
01:56:49.000 They're shooting at us.
01:56:50.000 They're by the porta potty waiting.
01:56:52.000 Oh, are they?
01:56:53.000 Hang on, I got a sniper rifle.
01:56:54.000 I got a sniper rifle.
01:56:55.000 I'm coming.
01:56:56.000 I'm going back.
01:56:57.000 I'm coming down.
01:56:58.000 Alright.
01:56:59.000 Yeah, let me.
01:56:59.000 I'll keep them busy.
01:57:00.000 Is there anything good?
01:57:06.000 You guys didn't even say you were open in that.
01:57:07.000 Murdoch, do you have a mini?
01:57:08.000 I did.
01:57:09.000 Loot goblins.
01:57:10.000 Yeah, we know.
01:57:11.000 We got full jugs.
01:57:12.000 You got a mini.
01:57:13.000 Brother, one's coming towards the boat.
01:57:15.000 What a bunch of reefs.
01:57:16.000 Shield potion.
01:57:18.000 You guys got health for me?
01:57:20.000 I don't have health.
01:57:21.000 We don't have heals.
01:57:23.000 I wish there was like the band aid gun. 1.00
01:57:25.000 You guys didn't even open this crate, idiots. 1.00
01:57:28.000 I thought Bill Knight opened everything. 1.00
01:57:30.000 Here we go, here's a suppressed scar.
01:57:32.000 I could have used that mini.
01:57:34.000 They're coming back to the boat, guys.
01:57:36.000 They just took a porta potty over here.
01:57:38.000 Alright.
01:57:40.000 Are they gonna emerge at this porta potty?
01:57:42.000 I don't know.
01:57:44.000 I don't think so.
01:57:45.000 Maybe, I guess we'll find out.
01:57:47.000 I got like 49 health, so.
01:57:49.000 Should I go in first?
01:57:51.000 Should I take one for the squad?
01:57:52.000 Test it out because they're camping it.
01:57:54.000 Is that what they might be?
01:57:56.000 We gotta test it though.
01:57:57.000 All right, we all go then. 0.94
01:57:58.000 Yeah, friggin'. 0.98
01:58:00.000 Someone grabbed the bad bomb on stage. 0.99
01:58:02.000 We all grab it.
01:58:03.000 All right, here we go.
01:58:06.000 Nah, we're good.
01:58:07.000 We're good.
01:58:07.000 They weren't at that other port-a-potty.
01:58:09.000 Yeah, we're set.
01:58:10.000 Nice.
01:58:11.000 Okay, let's just get to the smokestacks.
01:58:14.000 Smokestacks?
01:58:15.000 Yeah.
01:58:18.000 Weird.
01:58:18.000 Oh, yep, they're hitting me from behind.
01:58:21.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
01:58:23.000 Should we wait for them at the porta potty? 1.00
01:58:25.000 Oh, they're coming!
01:58:29.000 Knocked him.
01:58:30.000 Another one. 0.72
01:58:33.000 I cracked his shield.
01:58:34.000 He's literally one shot.
01:58:39.000 See ya, dude.
01:58:40.000 Nice knowing ya.
01:58:42.000 Hang on. 1.00
01:58:43.000 Dumb idiot. 1.00
01:58:44.000 Did you get him? 1.00
01:58:45.000 Go get there, dude.
01:58:47.000 I didn't get him yet.
01:58:48.000 He's still there.
01:58:48.000 There, now I got him.
01:58:50.000 Oh, wait, no, no, no. 1.00
01:58:50.000 Idiot. 1.00
01:58:52.000 Investor, shake him down. 1.00
01:58:53.000 Hang on.
01:58:54.000 Another one.
01:58:55.000 I cracked him.
01:58:56.000 I cracked him. 1.00
01:58:57.000 Bro, I cracked him too with the C4s. 1.00
01:59:00.000 I hit him in the head. 1.00
01:59:01.000 Dude, I hit a bunch of dummies. 1.00
01:59:03.000 I hit a bunch of dummies. 0.99
01:59:06.000 Dum dumms. 1.00
01:59:08.000 Nice. 1.00
01:59:11.000 Alright, let's get out of here.
01:59:12.000 That was good.
01:59:13.000 That was a nice move, guys.
01:59:17.000 Oh, yeah.
01:59:19.000 Great moves. 0.85
01:59:20.000 Keep him up.
01:59:21.000 What's that off of?
01:59:23.000 What?
01:59:25.000 I don't know.
01:59:34.000 I hope they never get rid of the timed explosives.
01:59:36.000 I like these a lot.
01:59:37.000 I've been doing a lot of work with them tonight.
01:59:40.000 Timed explosives or remote explosives?
01:59:42.000 Remote, whatever.
01:59:43.000 I don't know.
01:59:44.000 I'm old.
01:59:44.000 I'm asking because I'm curious.
01:59:47.000 I don't. 0.99
01:59:47.000 Oh my god, I'm like stuck in the fucking. 0.99
01:59:51.000 Come to this slurp place. 1.00
01:59:53.000 I'll blow it up while I get shields. 0.59
01:59:55.000 You are so far away.
01:59:56.000 Nick's be like, Jaden needs a baby leash. 1.00
01:59:58.000 Shut up. 1.00
01:59:59.000 Will you just shut it? 1.00
02:00:00.000 Get off right there.
02:00:02.000 Where is he?
02:00:02.000 Oh, he's over there.
02:00:03.000 Ridiculous. 0.97
02:00:08.000 Yeah, here, if we. 0.99
02:00:10.000 Yeah, Beardson, if we smash this thing, then we'll get.
02:00:13.000 We'll get.
02:00:15.000 Yeah, I know how it works, Nick, okay?
02:00:18.000 I was there.
02:00:20.000 Alright.
02:00:20.000 You don't need it.
02:00:21.000 You don't need it.
02:00:23.000 Get over here to this thing, and it'll heal you.
02:00:26.000 Okay, I'm on the way.
02:00:27.000 You guys ran off.
02:00:29.000 You there, Beardson?
02:00:31.000 I'm right here, baby.
02:00:32.000 Volatile, you got full shields.
02:00:33.000 You don't need it.
02:00:34.000 Oh, my lord.
02:00:35.000 No, he needed the health.
02:00:37.000 It doesn't give you health, does it?
02:00:38.000 Yeah, it does.
02:00:40.000 I didn't know that.
02:00:41.000 Sorry.
02:00:42.000 That's what we were just arguing about.
02:00:44.000 I wasn't paying attention.
02:00:46.000 I did a walkie walkie.
02:00:48.000 Dude.
02:00:51.000 Sorry, dude.
02:00:51.000 I didn't know it gave me up.
02:00:52.000 I thought it just did.
02:00:55.000 That's great.
02:01:03.000 Yeah, Nick didn't know.
02:01:04.000 He was just following orders.
02:01:05.000 That's right.
02:01:08.000 This has been looted.
02:01:11.000 Oh, you can eat some apples here.
02:01:12.000 Yeah, yeah, have some apples.
02:01:12.000 That'll help.
02:01:13.000 I'm using the campfire.
02:01:15.000 Or you can do both and just have an apple.
02:01:17.000 You know what they say?
02:01:18.000 An apple a day.
02:01:22.000 That's what they say, an apple a day.
02:01:26.000 Did you just throw an apple at me?
02:01:30.000 No, they fall from the trees.
02:01:31.000 Oh.
02:01:32.000 I thought you were throwing them at me.
02:01:33.000 I'm like, geez.
02:01:36.000 This guy's mad.
02:01:37.000 Saving that for AF Pack.
02:01:39.000 Beard some throwing apples.
02:01:44.000 I'm hyped.
02:01:46.000 Any opportunity to skip school?
02:01:48.000 I'm taking it.
02:01:52.000 Don't worry, I'm not gonna throw him at you.
02:01:53.000 I'm gonna throw him at Pat.
02:01:56.000 Hey, thanks for the Ninjagini big money wage.
02:01:58.000 Much appreciated.
02:02:31.000 This headset is like hurting the top of my head.
02:02:34.000 I don't know why.
02:02:35.000 Bro, you should have got the Steel Series, man.
02:02:41.000 This is like the most.
02:02:42.000 The reason I got this one is because it's so comfortable.
02:03:02.000 Got a guy here?
02:03:05.000 Where?
02:03:07.000 He's right ahead of me.
02:03:08.000 I got his.
02:03:09.000 Oh, I see his building.
02:03:15.000 I hit him twice.
02:03:18.000 I mean, he's not getting away.
02:03:19.000 He's trying to build, but.
02:03:21.000 Oh!
02:03:22.000 Almost sniped him.
02:03:25.000 He's in the field.
02:03:26.000 He's in the corn.
02:03:27.000 Let me get a little high ground over here.
02:03:29.000 He's in the corn.
02:03:32.000 Bro, is he hiding in the cornfields now?
02:03:35.000 Yeah.
02:03:36.000 Weed.
02:03:36.000 Fields.
02:03:38.000 He's returning.
02:03:40.000 I'm just gonna scare him.
02:03:46.000 Nah, he booked it, dude.
02:03:48.000 He's in there. 0.98
02:03:51.000 We gotta burn down the cornfield. 0.71
02:03:55.000 Oh, is that him running? 0.80
02:03:56.000 Oh, another guy.
02:03:58.000 Knocked him.
02:03:59.000 Nice shields. 1.00
02:04:00.000 Hey, thanks for the Ninjagini Armenian Groyper. 0.53
02:04:04.000 Much appreciated. 1.00
02:04:07.000 Oh shit, JJ! 0.99
02:04:08.000 Oh, we're split up. 1.00
02:04:11.000 Where's that coming from?
02:04:12.000 I'm gonna blast him.
02:04:13.000 He's from the cornfield. 0.97
02:04:14.000 He's hiding in there.
02:04:15.000 Oh, really? 0.99
02:04:16.000 Oh shit, from the right now, too? 1.00
02:04:18.000 What the fuck? 1.00
02:04:21.000 Dude, there's a guy up there, too. 1.00
02:04:21.000 Are you kidding me? 1.00
02:04:23.000 It went right between his legs? 0.99
02:04:25.000 Get him. 1.00
02:04:25.000 That's bullshit. 1.00
02:04:26.000 Right there. 1.00
02:04:27.000 Should have been with Beardson and I. What the heck, dude? 0.98
02:04:30.000 Dude, I'm Murdoch's right behind me. 1.00
02:04:32.000 Yeah, dude, I'm killing all these people around you. 1.00
02:04:36.000 Uh, I'll run. 1.00
02:04:37.000 Do I have cover?
02:04:38.000 Am I going for it?
02:04:40.000 I don't know.
02:04:41.000 I wouldn't say that, no.
02:04:42.000 No, dude, the guy's on the right.
02:04:44.000 He's totally.
02:04:45.000 Yeah, you're totally unprotected.
02:04:47.000 Get my card.
02:04:48.000 I need all my loot back, or I'm gonna go crazy mode.
02:04:53.000 Well, I'm gonna die.
02:04:54.000 Nah, you're good. 0.97
02:04:56.000 I'm just gonna protect myself.
02:04:59.000 I got.
02:04:59.000 I'm dead.
02:05:00.000 Yeah, I'm murked. 0.80
02:05:01.000 I'm gonna get murked.
02:05:02.000 There's two on me!
02:05:04.000 Yeah, I'm dead.
02:05:05.000 Oh, Murdoch.
02:05:07.000 Murdoch's standing.
02:05:07.000 They're gonna shake me down and find you.
02:05:10.000 That's fine.
02:05:10.000 We have the high ground.
02:05:12.000 We play smart.
02:05:14.000 We don't run into dumb battles that the storm's about to, you know.
02:05:18.000 We're geniuses.
02:05:25.000 Oh, I knocked the shields.
02:05:33.000 Knocked the shields again.
02:05:35.000 You got any AR ammo, Jaden?
02:05:37.000 Not a lot.
02:05:38.000 I'm just spamming it with my pistol ammo.
02:05:40.000 I got like 36 rounds.
02:05:42.000 I don't want to.
02:05:43.000 They're in the storm, like, this is great.
02:05:48.000 We got next circle, too.
02:05:50.000 Yeah.
02:05:51.000 There's a chest over here. 0.98
02:05:55.000 There are makeup over here.
02:05:57.000 If your way to a reboot fails, you could reboot me.
02:06:00.000 Let's head to Pleasant Park.
02:06:01.000 Alright, we gotta go.
02:06:03.000 I have a jump pad if you wanna hit it, but.
02:06:07.000 Should I order a pizza?
02:06:09.000 Oh!
02:06:11.000 Almost got that hungry.
02:06:12.000 We got guys on both sides.
02:06:14.000 We're like Benny Johnson.
02:06:15.000 Should we dip out?
02:06:17.000 Yeah.
02:06:21.000 Even though this is a really good circle spot, really good spot, we're going.
02:06:29.000 Here.
02:06:32.000 I'm really missing here.
02:06:35.000 So use this jump pad?
02:06:39.000 If we're gonna do it, we gotta go.
02:06:41.000 Like right now.
02:06:42.000 Yeah, just do it.
02:06:43.000 Just do it.
02:06:56.000 Yeah, it was kind of a good spot, but kind of a bad spot.
02:07:00.000 I don't know, high ground in the circle, bro.
02:07:04.000 Yeah, but.
02:07:07.000 Now we're gonna get storm damage.
02:07:08.000 Oh, God, you're right.
02:07:09.000 God, you're right.
02:07:10.000 Nah, we'll be alright. 1.00
02:07:11.000 Oh, shit! 1.00
02:07:12.000 Dude, Vloom is the most retarded thing. 1.00
02:07:19.000 I got your call outs. 1.00
02:07:20.000 Somebody clacked my ass. 1.00
02:07:24.000 We're in! 1.00
02:07:26.000 That's all I got is shields.
02:07:28.000 Yeah, same. 1.00
02:07:32.000 Wow, thanks, GMO. 0.79
02:07:33.000 You're welcome.
02:07:36.000 We're here for you, buddy.
02:07:37.000 Here, Nick.
02:07:39.000 What's up?
02:07:40.000 Yo, thank you.
02:07:42.000 It's possible he pops back through this porta potty.
02:07:53.000 No, I'm probably not.
02:07:54.000 I'm just gonna pop back in the.
02:07:55.000 Oh, no, I'm not.
02:07:56.000 He's here, Beardson.
02:07:56.000 Never mind.
02:07:57.000 You could probably hit him right now. 0.99
02:07:59.000 He's standing still with a sniper. 1.00
02:08:02.000 Fuck it, I'm popping him. 1.00
02:08:02.000 Alright, hang on. 1.00
02:08:03.000 I cracked his shield.
02:08:10.000 He's over here by the gas station.
02:08:11.000 Or whatever that little thing is next to the bridge.
02:08:14.000 Like right there?
02:08:16.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:08:17.000 Oh, shit. 0.99
02:08:20.000 Somebody's on me. 1.00
02:08:22.000 He popped back through.
02:08:24.000 Ah! 1.00
02:08:25.000 Fuck! 1.00
02:08:26.000 Damn. 1.00
02:08:26.000 What a homo, dude. 1.00
02:08:30.000 You got any nades or anything? 1.00
02:08:32.000 Probably not, huh?
02:08:33.000 I'm all out of ammo.
02:08:37.000 I'm out of ammo.
02:08:39.000 Oh, he's running. 1.00
02:08:42.000 What a homo, dude. 1.00
02:08:45.000 Well, you can get my ammo and my shields at least. 1.00
02:08:47.000 Yeah, I'm gonna get your shit. 1.00
02:08:50.000 Damn, uh. 1.00
02:08:52.000 He's low, dude. 1.00
02:08:52.000 We almost. 1.00
02:08:53.000 We fucking had him. 1.00
02:08:56.000 Where did he come from? 1.00
02:08:57.000 Can you hold the nades?
02:08:58.000 Can you hold the nades? 1.00
02:08:59.000 Yeah, I don't have shit either, to be honest. 0.98
02:09:02.000 I don't have any mats, I don't have any ammo. 0.99
02:09:04.000 I have four AR bullets.
02:09:07.000 I can give you like 20, because I have 50.
02:09:12.000 It's better if you have them, I'll just use my place for I guess.
02:09:17.000 We're right in the middle of this.
02:09:18.000 This is probably not the best place to go.
02:09:21.000 Agreed.
02:09:29.000 Oh man, that other spot we were in, Beardson.
02:09:32.000 I think it's still pretty good.
02:09:33.000 It's still asleep.
02:09:36.000 Yeah.
02:09:37.000 It hurts a little bit, but it's alright.
02:09:39.000 We got our buddy Nick back. 0.98
02:09:40.000 It's about the bros, not the dubs, you know? 1.00
02:09:42.000 That's so true.
02:09:45.000 Wow, you didn't listen to Ninja's motivational speech.
02:09:49.000 I'm not trying to be on top. 1.00
02:09:51.000 Oh shit, shit. 1.00
02:09:52.000 I have no mats! 1.00
02:09:54.000 They're on top.
02:09:55.000 I have no mats.
02:09:56.000 I have no bullets.
02:09:57.000 This is bad.
02:09:58.000 This is not good.
02:10:00.000 We're getting rolled up on.
02:10:03.000 Why did they come back?
02:10:04.000 This is out of the circle.
02:10:06.000 Just wait it out, hide.
02:10:09.000 Oh!
02:10:10.000 Dang!
02:10:13.000 Oh my god!
02:10:19.000 Dude, why would they come back?
02:10:21.000 It makes no sense. 1.00
02:10:22.000 Ah, what the f- Bruh!
02:10:25.000 That's so bad, dude. 0.99
02:10:25.000 Why would they come back? 0.99
02:10:27.000 This sucks. 0.99
02:10:30.000 We gotta do better this time. 0.98
02:10:32.000 I'm tired. 1.00
02:10:33.000 I want dubs, I do not want L's. 1.00
02:10:35.000 Yeah.
02:10:37.000 You needed to stream that one night, we got like eight.
02:10:40.000 Yeah, dude, that was crazy.
02:10:42.000 We played what, two nights ago?
02:10:44.000 Yeah.
02:10:46.000 We need JD, that's what we need. 1.00
02:10:48.000 We need our token minority. 1.00
02:10:49.000 I need pizza.
02:10:52.000 Is JD good?
02:10:56.000 JD's, uh.
02:10:58.000 I have cold kudoba, so I eat that right now.
02:11:01.000 He's a good builder.
02:11:03.000 Cold kudoba?
02:11:06.000 Barf pizza zero dollar delivery. 0.60
02:11:14.000 I get a disgusting greasy pizza from this place that I don't even like.
02:11:19.000 Does do you have some ranch?
02:11:22.000 Ranch, yeah, you eat pizza with ranch.
02:11:25.000 No, you should.
02:11:27.000 Gross, no way.
02:11:32.000 You eat pizza with ranch, it's not carrots.
02:11:41.000 That's actually pretty good.
02:11:46.000 Ranch pizza.
02:11:48.000 What are they put with it?
02:11:49.000 Is it like chicken ranch pizza or something like that?
02:11:52.000 That's good.
02:11:56.000 Bro, I hate people that complain about me having an ego. 1.00
02:12:00.000 Like, fuck you. 1.00
02:12:02.000 Yeah, for real. 1.00
02:12:04.000 Facts.
02:12:05.000 Dude, I went to McDonald's and got two Big Macs last night.
02:12:09.000 Ate them in five seconds.
02:12:10.000 I don't know how he was still starting.
02:12:12.000 Five seconds?
02:12:14.000 Five minutes, actually.
02:12:16.000 Five minutes?
02:12:17.000 Yeah, I ate two Big Macs in five minutes.
02:12:20.000 Well, no, that's how he does it, dude.
02:12:22.000 That's how you do it.
02:12:23.000 You eat so.
02:12:24.000 Bro, you're gonna be so fat when you get old. 0.99
02:12:25.000 Yeah, you're gonna be a fat. 0.99
02:12:27.000 Yeah, Jaden. 0.97
02:12:28.000 Could you imagine?
02:12:29.000 Fat Jaden. 1.00
02:12:31.000 Big chungus Jaden. 0.99
02:12:33.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:12:34.000 Yeah, that's the problem.
02:12:36.000 That's what you do.
02:12:37.000 You just eat so fast that you trick your stomach.
02:12:40.000 In your brain.
02:12:41.000 I think it was four.
02:12:42.000 I ate two Big Macs in four seconds.
02:13:00.000 It's like we're good.
02:13:04.000 Oh, I'm not gonna make it.
02:13:05.000 I'm gonna hit this, uh.
02:13:09.000 Hit the dab on this.
02:13:10.000 Yeah.
02:13:13.000 Bro, let me down. 1.00
02:13:14.000 Holy shit. 0.99
02:13:15.000 Dude, somebody wrote in chat please write Nick a check to buy Big Macs. 1.00
02:13:19.000 But for write, he did R I G H T.
02:13:23.000 And for buy, as in purchase, he did B Y. Like, what's going on with that?
02:13:30.000 Sounds like my fucking spelling. 0.99
02:13:32.000 Are you having a stroke? 1.00
02:13:33.000 Yeah.
02:13:35.000 Write a check to buy.
02:13:39.000 To buy.
02:13:40.000 It sounds like a letter to Santa.
02:13:42.000 Yeah.
02:13:44.000 Dear Santa, I would like a check that I can write for Big Macs to my favorite person, Nick.
02:13:51.000 Holy smokes.
02:13:55.000 This is advanced cringe.
02:14:00.000 I haven't done any of these challenges.
02:14:02.000 Nick.
02:14:03.000 We need to start doing these challenges.
02:14:03.000 Now that Nick has it.
02:14:10.000 Aw, shit, Okay, epic. 1.00
02:14:15.000 Let's shake you down. 1.00
02:14:18.000 Yeah, they got shook down.
02:14:24.000 I don't know where the cat's at.
02:14:27.000 Over here?
02:14:28.000 Oh, I see him.
02:14:29.000 He's down here, isn't he?
02:14:30.000 I see him.
02:14:31.000 I'm gonna need him.
02:14:32.000 I think he spawns in like different spots.
02:14:37.000 He's right here.
02:14:38.000 He's right here.
02:14:42.000 Easy. 1.00
02:14:43.000 Now I'm gonna shoot him and I'll take that. 1.00
02:14:48.000 I'll take the nades. 1.00
02:14:51.000 We need a disguise to get into that chest. 1.00
02:14:53.000 Don't break it, dipshit. 1.00
02:14:55.000 I'm not. 1.00
02:14:56.000 I thought you were Murdoch.
02:14:57.000 I thought you were Murdoch because he did it last time.
02:15:00.000 I didn't do that.
02:15:01.000 Gibby did that.
02:15:02.000 I'm just clearing the way to the vault, bro.
02:15:05.000 What's the difference? 1.00
02:15:09.000 Oh, shit. 0.99
02:15:13.000 I got angry there for a second. 1.00
02:15:15.000 You did!
02:15:17.000 Alright.
02:15:21.000 Just kidding, I'm not taking out.
02:15:28.000 He's so silent.
02:15:30.000 Hmm?
02:15:32.000 He's so quiet.
02:15:35.000 I'm gaming.
02:15:42.000 I just realized I had him muted. 0.99
02:15:44.000 I'm a dick. 1.00
02:15:47.000 You? 1.00
02:15:48.000 Me?
02:15:49.000 No, not you.
02:15:50.000 Murdoch.
02:15:51.000 Oh.
02:15:52.000 It must have been like on the sweat or something.
02:15:56.000 You didn't hear him this whole time.
02:15:56.000 Yeah.
02:15:58.000 No.
02:15:59.000 I didn't want to say, I didn't want to call him out for being quiet or whatever.
02:16:02.000 I was just like, I just got kind of quiet.
02:16:07.000 I have.
02:16:08.000 No one needs it.
02:16:08.000 Never mind.
02:16:09.000 Yo, somebody said Taco Bell?
02:16:11.000 Yo.
02:16:12.000 Taco Bell is open late because it's.
02:16:16.000 Saturday tonight, man, I might get some beef and cheese and bean burritos.
02:16:21.000 I might just get a cheesy griddle crunch.
02:16:23.000 Can I Uber Eats it?
02:16:26.000 No, you get a quesadilla for fresh, but you get the cheesy bean rice burritos to store all week in your fridge.
02:16:34.000 I'm not ordering food to store it in my fridge.
02:16:37.000 I don't think it's on Uber Eats, but it might be on a different.
02:16:40.000 I think they deliver.
02:16:42.000 Taco Bell delivery?
02:16:45.000 Yeah, it's a thing some places.
02:16:45.000 No.
02:16:48.000 I'll check DoorDash and Postmates and I'll check all of them.
02:16:52.000 See what the deal is.
02:16:54.000 Grubhub.
02:16:55.000 Is it on Grubhub?
02:16:58.000 It's possible.
02:17:02.000 Now I'm jealous.
02:17:04.000 Now I'm so jealous.
02:17:05.000 Uh oh.
02:17:09.000 Well, hello there, rare chest.
02:17:11.000 I'm so jealous.
02:17:13.000 I want Taco Bell.
02:17:16.000 Bro, why do you get the burritos?
02:17:18.000 The cheesy grita crunch is like the best thing on the menu.
02:17:21.000 Not true.
02:17:22.000 That is 100% true.
02:17:24.000 Queseritos are the best.
02:17:26.000 No, not even close. 1.00
02:17:28.000 Not even close.
02:17:29.000 Do you even eat the cheesy grita crunch, bro?
02:17:32.000 Not very often because it's overpriced for what it is.
02:17:35.000 It's good.
02:17:36.000 It's premium food.
02:17:38.000 Premium quality food.
02:17:40.000 Taco Bell.
02:17:40.000 Let's see.
02:17:44.000 I think they don't have it on Grubhub.
02:17:47.000 Whoever said Grubhub is wrong.
02:17:51.000 I bet you don't even eat the chalupa.
02:17:54.000 You're right.
02:17:56.000 Oh my goodness.
02:17:59.000 I've been getting their nacho fry burrito recently.
02:18:02.000 It's pretty good.
02:18:04.000 Me checks, Postmates.
02:18:07.000 Dude, I'm poor.
02:18:08.000 Usually I just get like 15 things on the dollar menu plus a quesadito.
02:18:13.000 That's smart.
02:18:14.000 Taco Bell is unavailable.
02:18:16.000 What?
02:18:18.000 Alright, I'm just gonna have to.
02:18:19.000 I might just have to after the stream just get it.
02:18:21.000 I'll just check how late they're open.
02:18:24.000 They're up until I think one or maybe nine.
02:18:26.000 It's different depending on the location, bro.
02:18:31.000 Mine's open to like.
02:18:37.000 Yummy!
02:18:38.000 I can't wait to get yummy in my belly.
02:18:42.000 Alright, let's wait for Uncle Beardson.
02:18:44.000 Sorry, I was getting us pots.
02:18:46.000 He was pretty slow.
02:18:49.000 Uncle Beardson.
02:18:51.000 I'm taking a D.
02:18:54.000 I really don't like uncle.
02:18:58.000 I mean, I would take grandpa.
02:18:59.000 I would take grandpa over uncle.
02:19:01.000 Why not uncle?
02:19:01.000 Why don't you like uncle?
02:19:03.000 Uncle, there's something always a little off about an uncle, you know?
02:19:07.000 I don't think so.
02:19:10.000 It depends.
02:19:11.000 Hmm.
02:19:14.000 Uncle.
02:19:17.000 Brother.
02:19:18.000 Uncle of the movement.
02:19:20.000 Brother. 0.99
02:19:21.000 White comrade. 1.00
02:19:27.000 Dudes over here, yeah. 0.54
02:19:29.000 Just the NPC, just you know, the NPCs that watch CNN.
02:19:34.000 Oh, PCs be like Orange Man bad.
02:19:39.000 Watch y'all.
02:19:39.000 What do they say in this game?
02:19:51.000 Wouldn't it be crazy if Trump said Pepe?
02:19:57.000 He doesn't?
02:19:59.000 If Trump said, like, reference the Pepe meme, if he was like, Pepe!
02:20:03.000 Could you imagine?
02:20:05.000 Like, there's my little Pepe over there!
02:20:08.000 If he took, like, a dated meme of ours and, like, but actually said it.
02:20:14.000 We love Pepe, don't we, folks?
02:20:17.000 Like, something like that.
02:20:19.000 My head would explode if he was like, Pepe!
02:20:24.000 Yeah.
02:20:27.000 He's so green and smug, and we love that, don't we?
02:20:34.000 That's what we like.
02:20:36.000 Pepe the frog, yeah.
02:20:38.000 Anybody got any sniper food?
02:20:41.000 Sniper food?
02:20:42.000 Yeah, food for my sniper rifle.
02:20:45.000 On a couple shots, I guess.
02:20:48.000 I got nothing. 0.96
02:20:51.000 They're calling them Groypers, and so I guess they're calling them the Groypers. 0.98
02:20:59.000 We love our rape gripers, don't we? 0.97
02:21:03.000 You could totally say rape gripers. 0.84
02:21:04.000 He'd say that. 0.91
02:21:08.000 Yeah.
02:21:08.000 He'd say that.
02:21:12.000 Totally.
02:21:13.000 He'd do it. 1.00
02:21:15.000 Someone's doing the raping. 0.93
02:21:18.000 Now, here's the thing if Trump did it, I think he would do it kind of in a cringe way, where he'd be like, This Joe Biden guy is always hugging on people. 0.98
02:21:25.000 Is he one of those gripers that rapes people? 0.93
02:21:30.000 Oh, no. 0.98
02:21:31.000 Yeah, maybe though.
02:21:33.000 I don't know.
02:21:35.000 Biden's kind of base.
02:21:47.000 I want him to say it.
02:21:47.000 We have to get Trump to acknowledge Pepe or Groype or something.
02:21:51.000 We ought to get him to acknowledge.
02:21:55.000 That'll happen. 1.00
02:21:56.000 Big Chungus. 1.00
02:21:58.000 Let's say on the campaign trail. 0.94
02:22:03.000 Someone be like, someone try to get Trump to sign something for him and be like, what's your name?
02:22:08.000 It's Chungus.
02:22:10.000 Big Chungus. 1.00
02:22:13.000 Yeah. 0.97
02:22:18.000 Oh, we can get this drop.
02:22:22.000 Uh, yes.
02:22:30.000 I'm so excited about meeting Baked Alaska.
02:22:34.000 I'm excited about meeting Patrick Casey.
02:22:41.000 Want that launcher?
02:22:43.000 I want these big boys.
02:22:45.000 I'll take the launcher.
02:22:46.000 Anyone have rockets?
02:22:48.000 Um, not rockets.
02:22:50.000 No.
02:22:52.000 Anybody need that?
02:22:54.000 Nope.
02:22:57.000 I don't want to leave it behind, but I got six of these.
02:22:59.000 I'll drink it if you're not gonna.
02:23:02.000 I mean, I do.
02:23:02.000 Oh, we got it.
02:23:03.000 We got it, it's fine, don't worry.
02:23:05.000 I don't want to burden you with our shields.
02:23:09.000 Okay.
02:23:12.000 God, Jaden.
02:23:14.000 Sorry.
02:23:15.000 I got a launch pad, by the way.
02:23:18.000 Sorry, dude.
02:23:21.000 I'm gonna get a lot of Taco Bell.
02:23:23.000 Once the stream's over, what are you getting?
02:23:26.000 That's the question.
02:23:27.000 What are you getting?
02:23:28.000 I don't know, man.
02:23:29.000 I don't know.
02:23:31.000 What's their special right now?
02:23:33.000 You know, I always have a special.
02:23:34.000 What's their thing now?
02:23:35.000 The special item right now is the nacho fries and the nacho fry burrito.
02:23:41.000 I don't never really like the nacho fries.
02:23:43.000 Yeah, they never did anything for me.
02:23:45.000 Like, they're alright, but.
02:23:47.000 I just like the burrito because it's like a.
02:23:50.000 Oh, guys, right over there.
02:23:52.000 Crossing right now.
02:23:53.000 I'm gonna get so much yummy food.
02:23:56.000 I can't wait for yummy. 1.00
02:24:06.000 Yeah, stay in the water, bitch. 1.00
02:24:10.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:24:10.000 You're not allowed to get out. 1.00
02:24:21.000 Run you stupid bitch. 1.00
02:24:23.000 There's one to your left, Nick. 1.00
02:24:25.000 One up on. 1.00
02:24:27.000 Yeah, stay in the storm, bitch. 1.00
02:24:29.000 I hit him for 40 to go in the air. 1.00
02:24:36.000 He's on me.
02:24:37.000 He's on me.
02:24:38.000 I'm coming up.
02:24:42.000 I knocked the shields.
02:24:44.000 60.
02:24:44.000 Is he in here?
02:24:46.000 Got him.
02:24:47.000 Got one.
02:24:48.000 He's in there.
02:24:48.000 I'm gonna go in.
02:24:49.000 No, I cracked his shield.
02:24:54.000 That was great rocket work by me.
02:24:56.000 Oh, wow, that hurt.
02:24:58.000 Is he still up there?
02:25:00.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:25:01.000 Damn it. 0.99
02:25:03.000 Nice, now I got the purple scar. 1.00
02:25:07.000 Oh, not good.
02:25:08.000 Not good.
02:25:09.000 Guys, we got a guy on us.
02:25:11.000 Alright, we're coming to help.
02:25:13.000 Sheesh.
02:25:15.000 I'm just letting you know.
02:25:16.000 Wait, wait, wait.
02:25:17.000 I'll get on the rockets.
02:25:18.000 I'll just start blasting them.
02:25:21.000 I'll jump. 0.95
02:25:21.000 Oh, wait. 0.95
02:25:22.000 She's right on top of me! 1.00
02:25:24.000 Shit, where is he? 1.00
02:25:28.000 Are you kidding? 1.00
02:25:28.000 Oh, come on, dude. 1.00
02:25:30.000 I got you.
02:25:31.000 Don't worry.
02:25:32.000 Thank you, bro. 1.00
02:25:33.000 Yeah, we got his ass. 1.00
02:25:34.000 I got him. 1.00
02:25:36.000 I'll grab the loot.
02:25:37.000 Don't worry about it. 0.99
02:25:38.000 The shotgun sucks. 1.00
02:25:40.000 I blast him. 1.00
02:25:41.000 It takes out like 70.
02:25:42.000 Really?
02:25:44.000 I don't know if this is a.
02:25:44.000 Is this a.
02:25:46.000 Snake, you need a med kit?
02:25:48.000 Yeah, that'd be great.
02:25:49.000 Thank you.
02:25:50.000 I got pots for you, too.
02:25:51.000 We gotta get moving.
02:25:53.000 Let's go up the river with the boat.
02:25:58.000 Thank you.
02:25:58.000 Do you have the med kit?
02:26:00.000 Yeah.
02:26:01.000 Yeah, I'll take a drink with these.
02:26:04.000 Let me go get these other shields.
02:26:08.000 I don't want to leave these shields behind.
02:26:15.000 Nah, I'm just swimming, I think.
02:26:18.000 Hang on, I refuse to get in your boat after what you've done to me.
02:26:27.000 I'm a dolphin, dude.
02:26:35.000 Alright, we should get out like right here though.
02:26:38.000 Yeah, I agree.
02:26:40.000 Oh, what up, guys?
02:26:42.000 Hey, nice you to join us.
02:26:46.000 See, Jaden always has to like go off on his own.
02:26:48.000 He can't ever hang out with the boys.
02:26:50.000 He's always gonna do his own thing, you know?
02:26:53.000 Jaden McNeil is all about Jaden McNeil.
02:26:57.000 So drop right here.
02:26:59.000 I got more rockets for you, Beard's gonna need them.
02:27:03.000 I don't have a rock.
02:27:04.000 I got a purple one.
02:27:05.000 I don't have a rock.
02:27:07.000 I got a purple launcher too.
02:27:08.000 Should I come back?
02:27:09.000 Can I get back here?
02:27:09.000 What?
02:27:10.000 There's a drop.
02:27:11.000 Bro, look at it.
02:27:13.000 Look at you.
02:27:13.000 Wow.
02:27:14.000 Bro, that drops like halfway across the map, dude.
02:27:17.000 Look at yourself.
02:27:18.000 I was over here.
02:27:19.000 I was over here.
02:27:20.000 Fine.
02:27:20.000 I'm getting high ground then.
02:27:23.000 Bruh.
02:27:24.000 Unreal.
02:27:25.000 There's only four left.
02:27:28.000 Well, I'm getting high ground.
02:27:28.000 Alright.
02:27:30.000 I want to give you these drops.
02:27:31.000 I see him.
02:27:32.000 I see him.
02:27:32.000 Right there.
02:27:34.000 He's by himself, it looks like when you're by yourself.
02:27:39.000 All right, well, I'll just take high ground and I see him.
02:27:42.000 Yep, right by the tree.
02:27:44.000 Yeah, oh, what I Hit dude, he has no shields.
02:27:49.000 He has no shields.
02:27:49.000 Come on, that was a great shot.
02:27:52.000 No, this guy's over here across the river.
02:27:55.000 Yeah, I see him.
02:27:55.000 Oh, I see him.
02:27:57.000 Let's start building.
02:27:58.000 Oh, yeah, no, there's night.
02:28:00.000 What dude, I'm getting cheated.
02:28:04.000 These are great shots.
02:28:07.000 I got one sniper bullet left.
02:28:08.000 Yeah! 0.56
02:28:10.000 I hit him for 95? 0.96
02:28:14.000 Yo!
02:28:16.000 Long shot?
02:28:17.000 I'm out of sniper ammo.
02:28:19.000 I could give you some.
02:28:20.000 I have a ton.
02:28:25.000 Someone in that box?
02:28:27.000 Yeah.
02:28:27.000 I need those rockets.
02:28:28.000 You guys should come up on this mountain.
02:28:31.000 Nah, I think you should come down here.
02:28:33.000 You're not getting the rockets, dude.
02:28:34.000 You abandoned us.
02:28:35.000 Alright, I'm getting this drop.
02:28:37.000 There's a guy pushing up southwest by himself.
02:28:40.000 Oh, I see him.
02:28:41.000 Yeah, he's building up.
02:28:42.000 Hit him for 24.
02:28:43.000 I think I brought the shields. 0.96
02:28:44.000 Man.
02:28:50.000 Use some spare AR ammo if anybody's got any.
02:28:52.000 What?
02:28:52.000 Yeah, I got you.
02:28:54.000 AR, sniper, if you got it.
02:28:56.000 Oh, he has no shield.
02:28:57.000 Oh, there you are, here.
02:28:58.000 Oh.
02:28:58.000 Yeah.
02:28:59.000 Guy on the hill over here has no shield.
02:29:04.000 Thank you.
02:29:04.000 Oh, perfect.
02:29:05.000 Yeah, I got you, boy. 1.00
02:29:07.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
02:29:10.000 He's trying. 1.00
02:29:12.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
02:29:15.000 He's dead. 1.00
02:29:17.000 I killed him. 1.00
02:29:18.000 I'm going for the drop. 0.99
02:29:22.000 Oh, now you're going for the drop, huh?
02:29:24.000 Yeah, there's a drop here.
02:29:25.000 I'm gonna go for it.
02:29:26.000 Yeah, I know.
02:29:27.000 It's been there.
02:29:31.000 Now, can I have those rockets?
02:29:34.000 Yeah, get over here. 1.00
02:29:37.000 Shit, I keep shooting the damn ramp like a retard. 1.00
02:29:41.000 I only have two. 1.00
02:29:42.000 Ooh, we got a gold burst.
02:29:43.000 Go burst.
02:29:45.000 Then what's that?
02:29:46.000 Nah, I got a gold scar.
02:29:47.000 Oh, yo, right on us.
02:29:50.000 Where, where, where?
02:29:50.000 Airdrop.
02:29:51.000 Yeah, that's sick.
02:29:51.000 Nice.
02:29:53.000 Where is he?
02:29:56.000 The airdrop is on top of us.
02:29:58.000 Oh. 1.00
02:30:01.000 Oh, bitch. 1.00
02:30:03.000 He's gonna suck ass. 1.00
02:30:05.000 Anyone have minis? 1.00
02:30:08.000 Yeah, I do.
02:30:09.000 I got six.
02:30:11.000 Can I get a couple?
02:30:13.000 Yeah.
02:30:17.000 Yeah, I need some shields too.
02:30:18.000 I'll come back up.
02:30:19.000 We're gonna have to go towards them.
02:30:22.000 I got a launch pad.
02:30:23.000 I had two. 1.00
02:30:24.000 Alright, I'm sick of this bullshit, dude. 1.00
02:30:28.000 Oh, they're firing rockets. 1.00
02:30:30.000 Yeah, so am I. That's all my rockets.
02:30:36.000 Anyone have rockets?
02:30:37.000 I have a purple launcher.
02:30:39.000 I got a purple launcher, too.
02:30:41.000 I only have two rockets.
02:30:45.000 Anyone have minis they could just drop?
02:30:47.000 Yeah.
02:30:48.000 I got some minis.
02:30:51.000 Thank you, sir.
02:30:52.000 There's a guy on me?
02:30:54.000 Got him!
02:30:55.000 I knocked him.
02:30:56.000 Nice.
02:30:59.000 Should I interrogate?
02:31:00.000 Ah!
02:31:00.000 No, I know where the last guy's right there.
02:31:05.000 There's a few more.
02:31:09.000 Guy right here?
02:31:09.000 Oh.
02:31:10.000 Yep. 1.00
02:31:12.000 Good shit, good shit, Nick. 1.00
02:31:14.000 Hell yeah. 1.00
02:31:14.000 Thanks. 1.00
02:31:17.000 Two left.
02:31:23.000 I'll launch pad up, scout around.
02:31:25.000 Oh, I'm down. 1.00
02:31:28.000 Fuck, he's right there, dead ahead. 1.00
02:31:31.000 See him right there. 1.00
02:31:34.000 Hit him. 0.94
02:31:36.000 Thank you, Nick. 0.95
02:31:37.000 No man left behind.
02:31:40.000 Hey, I'm putting covering fire down.
02:31:43.000 This is gonna be it right here.
02:31:46.000 No, no, no, you don't jinx.
02:31:49.000 Let's go. 1.00
02:31:49.000 Shotty. 1.00
02:31:51.000 I'm going in, boys.
02:31:53.000 I'm falling.
02:31:54.000 I'm going behind.
02:31:55.000 Don't get cocky.
02:31:57.000 Cocky mode.
02:31:58.000 He's right on the other edge of there. 0.97
02:31:59.000 Yeah.
02:32:00.000 Cocky mode activated.
02:32:01.000 There's a guy behind us too.
02:32:06.000 No, there's not.
02:32:07.000 There's only one guy.
02:32:08.000 I hit him so bad. 1.00
02:32:10.000 He's gonna die. 0.98
02:32:12.000 My controller stopped working. 0.96
02:32:14.000 Let's go, baby.
02:32:15.000 My controller stopped working. 0.99
02:32:16.000 Fucking go. 0.99
02:32:18.000 I like how Jane's like, there's another guy. 1.00
02:32:20.000 And I'm like, bro, there's one guy left.
02:32:21.000 There's shots coming behind them.
02:32:24.000 Nice.
02:32:28.000 Two eliminations, hello?
02:32:31.000 I feel like I had more than two, didn't I?
02:32:32.000 I don't know, maybe it was an assist.
02:32:36.000 That was pretty good.
02:32:38.000 I clutched it, though, at the end.
02:32:40.000 Clutched that one guy, clutched the next guy, sniped that other guy.
02:32:48.000 Yeah, we were doing great.
02:32:50.000 Thanks for the Ninjagini.
02:32:53.000 Two is nothing.
02:32:54.000 Okay, yeah.
02:32:55.000 Have fun being muted forever for saying that.
02:33:00.000 We get a dub.
02:33:01.000 I get two awesome clutch kills at the end.
02:33:04.000 Two is nothing.
02:33:05.000 Yeah.
02:33:05.000 Bye forever.
02:33:07.000 Like, why are you trying to hate on our win?
02:33:07.000 Yeah, bro.
02:33:10.000 Hating on the W.
02:33:11.000 It's against the W. I'm so tired.
02:33:11.000 No.
02:33:13.000 I'm so tired.
02:33:15.000 All this negativity.
02:33:17.000 Oh, well, it's less than three. 1.00
02:33:19.000 Shut up. 1.00
02:33:20.000 Negativity. 1.00
02:33:22.000 Yeah. 0.75
02:33:24.000 No, we won't have it.
02:33:25.000 Positive.
02:33:26.000 I'm liking that loading screen you got. 0.99
02:33:26.000 Damn, Nick. 0.99
02:33:28.000 You like that? 1.00
02:33:29.000 Yeah, look at that.
02:33:31.000 That's nice. 1.00
02:33:31.000 Goth girl check. 1.00
02:33:33.000 Bruh. 0.93
02:33:34.000 What is something? 0.97
02:33:35.000 Vanity is a sin. 0.54
02:33:36.000 Okay, bye. 1.00
02:33:39.000 If you're going to be gay, you're going to be banned. 1.00
02:33:41.000 That's how it works. 1.00
02:33:43.000 Yeah.
02:33:44.000 I don't get it.
02:33:45.000 Like, we get the win and everyone.
02:33:47.000 Well, you only got five assists. 1.00
02:33:50.000 Shut up. 1.00
02:33:51.000 Go fuck yourself. 1.00
02:33:52.000 You didn't get a win at all because you're a loser. 1.00
02:33:53.000 I'm glad I decided that dance. 0.99
02:33:58.000 Guess how many wins you got?
02:34:00.000 You took an L because you got banned.
02:34:01.000 Yeah, you just took a big L. Win would have been sweeter if I had Taco Bell, just gotta say.
02:34:10.000 Oh, let's go, uh.
02:34:12.000 Is that the hole?
02:34:13.000 Yeah, you wanna go to the hole?
02:34:14.000 Let's go hole.
02:34:16.000 The hole's gone.
02:34:17.000 Let's drop hole. 0.99
02:34:19.000 My controller's fucking broken. 0.99
02:34:22.000 Jade, please, like, go to fucking Best Buy and, like, buy a micro USB cable and see if that's it. 1.00
02:34:29.000 Fucking shitty hole. 1.00
02:34:31.000 That was, uh, that was a banana schmood right there. 1.00
02:34:34.000 Banana gang. 1.00
02:34:36.000 Mm hmm. 1.00
02:34:39.000 Banana's gonna fill the hole. 1.00
02:34:41.000 Ugh.
02:34:47.000 This will be the first time there's a hole I actually want to go into.
02:34:52.000 Can't relate. 1.00
02:34:53.000 Fuck holes. 1.00
02:34:57.000 Not, but not like that. 1.00
02:34:58.000 But not in a gross way.
02:35:02.000 Yeah.
02:35:03.000 Holes are already gross.
02:35:04.000 We don't need to start putting stuff inside of them, you know?
02:35:09.000 Will I die if I. Let's go, man.
02:35:12.000 Let's check.
02:35:13.000 Will you die if I take off the mask?
02:35:18.000 I'm, uh.
02:35:29.000 Alright, my controller's working.
02:35:34.000 Oh man, I got the minigun guy on me.
02:35:36.000 Never mind, I lied.
02:35:38.000 Where's he at?
02:35:39.000 Figure it out.
02:35:40.000 Oh, that's the boss.
02:35:41.000 I'm crying out loud.
02:35:42.000 I don't have another cord.
02:35:43.000 I don't have another cord. 0.66
02:35:48.000 I'm gonna die.
02:35:49.000 I took the boss down. 0.98
02:35:49.000 I got no guns. 0.98
02:35:51.000 He's coming.
02:35:52.000 I'm coming. 1.00
02:35:54.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00
02:35:55.000 I got the boss, though. 1.00
02:35:57.000 It's just one NPC.
02:35:57.000 I got the boss is dead.
02:35:58.000 I'm dead. 0.58
02:35:59.000 I'm dead. 1.00
02:36:00.000 Oh, the church got my ass. 1.00
02:36:02.000 I'm coming in. 1.00
02:36:03.000 Open, open!
02:36:05.000 I got you, I got my disguise on.
02:36:07.000 Yeah, there's only one guy in here.
02:36:10.000 And he killed everybody?
02:36:15.000 Come to me and you can get the boss and the boss loot.
02:36:18.000 I'm just saying.
02:36:19.000 I will do that.
02:36:22.000 Yeah, do that.
02:36:23.000 Revive me first.
02:36:25.000 Do it.
02:36:26.000 Sneak around these guys.
02:36:28.000 As soon as you open the door, there's gonna be a guy.
02:36:31.000 I'll be there soon. 0.95
02:36:32.000 That's okay, I'll just blast him.
02:36:33.000 I'm marking him for you.
02:36:35.000 I don't know how to get down there.
02:36:36.000 No, it's right.
02:36:38.000 Doors right here. 0.97
02:36:41.000 Oh, that's a minigun guy. 0.89
02:36:41.000 Oh, he died. 0.89
02:36:43.000 Coming in.
02:36:44.000 Yep, here he is.
02:36:45.000 Right there. 0.97
02:36:45.000 Take him out. 0.97
02:36:47.000 Alright, now revive me.
02:36:48.000 Revive me.
02:36:49.000 Got you.
02:36:50.000 Hell yeah. 0.82
02:36:52.000 Then I'll go get Murdoch and let you get the loot.
02:36:54.000 That's kind of the guy I am, you know?
02:36:55.000 You're a good dude like that.
02:36:58.000 Yeah.
02:36:58.000 Got you.
02:37:00.000 Oh, there's a guy up here?
02:37:02.000 That's an NPC.
02:37:03.000 Yeah, he's almost down, so.
02:37:06.000 And I got there's a bandage.
02:37:12.000 I was right there.
02:37:13.000 That was close.
02:37:14.000 I got your card at least.
02:37:15.000 Hey guys, if I jump down there, will you res me?
02:37:19.000 There's a dude down there, so.
02:37:22.000 Alright, I'm coming down.
02:37:23.000 Don't do it.
02:37:25.000 Wait, there's water here.
02:37:28.000 That's easy, dude.
02:37:38.000 Did you get the, uh, did you get the, um, uh.
02:37:44.000 What's the boss loot for this place?
02:37:45.000 We've never been down there.
02:37:48.000 But I don't want it.
02:37:49.000 Did you get the card?
02:37:52.000 Um, yes.
02:37:53.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, you already opened the vault, bro.
02:37:56.000 I am inside the vault.
02:37:58.000 Thanks for letting the snow, King.
02:38:01.000 Oh, did I not mention that?
02:38:03.000 Sorry.
02:38:03.000 My bad.
02:38:06.000 I want the minigun.
02:38:07.000 Can I get the minigun?
02:38:08.000 There's a minigun.
02:38:09.000 Right there, boy.
02:38:13.000 I took the gold one, but you can have the purple one.
02:38:15.000 Where's the boss loot?
02:38:16.000 That's my question.
02:38:18.000 Here, Jaden.
02:38:19.000 You have the boss loot?
02:38:22.000 What does that mean?
02:38:22.000 I got it.
02:38:24.000 Is it unlimited?
02:38:25.000 That's fine.
02:38:26.000 No, it's not unlimited.
02:38:27.000 I just want to know what it is.
02:38:29.000 No, yeah, it's just a minigun.
02:38:33.000 I'll probably ditch it, honestly. 1.00
02:38:34.000 I don't fucking want this shit. 0.99
02:38:36.000 I don't have anything else really to take in its place. 1.00
02:38:43.000 There's a porta potty right here, too.
02:38:44.000 We can get out. 1.00
02:38:45.000 We gotta pick up her doc chan. 1.00
02:38:47.000 Hey, give me that gold pistol.
02:38:48.000 Hi, I'm John.
02:38:55.000 Yeah, that's what you deserve for taking my pistol. 0.98
02:38:58.000 I threw it down, dummy. 0.99
02:38:59.000 Yeah, but you picked it up first.
02:39:02.000 Yeah. 0.92
02:39:05.000 Nibba be like, I swiped it, but then I gave it back. 0.99
02:39:08.000 Don't be swiping my loot. 1.00
02:39:11.000 It's just a joke, dog.
02:39:13.000 It's just a joke.
02:39:15.000 Hang on.
02:39:16.000 Did a load of this joker.
02:39:19.000 About to get a disguised chest here.
02:39:26.000 What was that?
02:39:27.000 You're gonna get what?
02:39:29.000 A disguise chest.
02:39:31.000 Let's see what we got.
02:39:34.000 Oh, a scar?
02:39:36.000 Why, yes, I think I'll take it.
02:39:37.000 Does anybody need shields?
02:39:40.000 I'll save him for Pilled Knight when he gets rezzed.
02:39:43.000 Hey, hey.
02:39:46.000 Yeah, I'm ditching this minigun.
02:39:48.000 I'll take the medkit. 1.00
02:39:52.000 This minigun's fucking blow, dude. 1.00
02:40:03.000 Hey Fuck there's another one okay go back and get my fucking disguise on again Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1.00
02:40:30.000 This way. 1.00
02:40:34.000 Oof. 1.00
02:40:45.000 That one pent shit in it. 1.00
02:40:47.000 Fuck that. 1.00
02:40:48.000 Garbage. 1.00
02:40:54.000 I'm gonna go get pilled. 1.00
02:40:54.000 I'm right here. 1.00
02:40:56.000 Yeah, pick him up.
02:41:00.000 Bruh.
02:41:00.000 Oh, yeah, I'm getting picked up.
02:41:06.000 Epic.
02:41:10.000 I think there's a guard coming towards you, volatile.
02:41:14.000 I'm disguised, bro.
02:41:20.000 Am I gonna be allowed to vape an AF pack?
02:41:22.000 Will they let me vape in there?
02:41:25.000 Yeah, probably.
02:41:26.000 Good.
02:41:28.000 Otherwise, I'm not going.
02:41:32.000 I'll sell my ticket out.
02:41:34.000 Now you gotta hide it in your sleeve.
02:41:37.000 I mean, even if it's not allowed, I'm probably still gonna do it, so I'm just a rebel, you know?
02:41:48.000 Bro, we're waiting.
02:41:49.000 Dude, I have so much loot.
02:41:52.000 I love loot.
02:41:53.000 Yo, give me the loot.
02:41:57.000 Give me the loot. 0.94
02:42:01.000 I have a pot for you.
02:42:04.000 Murdoch, Murdoch.
02:42:06.000 I'm coming for the pots. 0.98
02:42:08.000 And I'm getting shot at. 1.00
02:42:11.000 Stupid NPC taking my health away. 1.00
02:42:15.000 Oh, you're dead. 1.00
02:42:16.000 You're glitching out, dude. 1.00
02:42:18.000 Am I?
02:42:19.000 Yeah, I. On my screen, you are.
02:42:23.000 What am I doing?
02:42:25.000 Oh, wait.
02:42:27.000 No, no, no, no.
02:42:28.000 Hey, give me that back now.
02:42:32.000 Okay, fine. 0.99
02:42:33.000 I'll blast.
02:42:34.000 What are you talking about?
02:42:34.000 Are you helping me?
02:42:37.000 Give me my gold scar.
02:42:39.000 I was trying.
02:42:40.000 Here I am helping you.
02:42:43.000 Yeah, that's what I thought.
02:42:46.000 Alright, here.
02:42:47.000 How does this work?
02:42:49.000 Alright, here we go. 0.99
02:42:52.000 Oh, damn. 1.00
02:42:53.000 Wow. 1.00
02:42:54.000 Full shield.
02:42:55.000 If you had done that to me, I would have.
02:42:58.000 I don't know what I would have done.
02:43:00.000 I would have come to your house.
02:43:01.000 I know where you are.
02:43:02.000 I would have come to your school and put a pill over your head at night.
02:43:08.000 Uh, impossible.
02:43:10.000 I would have just not allowed it to happen.
02:43:12.000 I would have taken your dorm.
02:43:16.000 We got high security around here.
02:43:17.000 So, are you gonna give me that pot?
02:43:21.000 I gave you the pot.
02:43:23.000 Yeah, I did.
02:43:23.000 No, you didn't.
02:43:25.000 Look in your inventory.
02:43:27.000 I'm pretty sure I gave it to you.
02:43:27.000 You have the pot right there.
02:43:29.000 No, you have it.
02:43:30.000 You're holding it right now.
02:43:32.000 I swear I thought, okay, here.
02:43:37.000 Wait, why do I have.
02:43:39.000 Nah, whatever.
02:43:42.000 How do you not have full shields?
02:43:45.000 I don't know.
02:43:46.000 I think you're giving me messed up potions.
02:43:50.000 Unreal.
02:43:51.000 There's not even any enemies.
02:43:52.000 How did you lose health between me giving you those shields and now?
02:43:56.000 I think you gave me the wrong potions.
02:43:58.000 Oh, yeah.
02:43:59.000 Nick took a little sip out of it before.
02:44:01.000 Yeah, I took a couple sips.
02:44:02.000 Real friend.
02:44:04.000 He gave me the backwash.
02:44:06.000 He didn't fountain it.
02:44:07.000 I saw him. 0.99
02:44:08.000 He's just nasty, dude. 0.94
02:44:09.000 Nobody's gonna take the minigun? 0.99
02:44:13.000 I'll take it. 0.99
02:44:13.000 I have fucking nothing. 0.99
02:44:16.000 I thought Jaden wanted the. 0.99
02:44:19.000 Yeah, Jaden was all concerned about it.
02:44:20.000 Yeah, I just wanted to know what the weapon was.
02:44:23.000 We told you like multiple times.
02:44:26.000 A hundred times.
02:44:27.000 We told you a hundred times.
02:44:28.000 Unlimited ammo.
02:44:29.000 That's all.
02:44:30.000 It does not have unlimited ammo.
02:44:32.000 Okay, well, I don't want that.
02:44:36.000 Where did you get the minigun?
02:44:36.000 Jaden's a minigun.
02:44:37.000 It had unlimited ammo.
02:44:38.000 I thought Artifact last night was saying something about the boss.
02:44:42.000 Yeah, I heard him say that too. 1.00
02:44:44.000 Yeah, well, that guy's a real idiot. 1.00
02:44:47.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:44:48.000 Yeah, clearly he was wrong.
02:44:50.000 I agree. 0.98
02:44:50.000 He wasn't the most dumb. 0.98
02:44:52.000 How do we get out of the hole? 0.98
02:44:54.000 Uh, there's a teleporter in this.
02:44:56.000 Once you're in, never get out.
02:45:00.000 Or we can just go down to the vault room and take the teleporter.
02:45:03.000 Where is that?
02:45:05.000 Right here.
02:45:05.000 6p thing.
02:45:07.000 Very well.
02:45:13.000 Okay.
02:45:16.000 You guys finally coming out of the hole?
02:45:20.000 I will never leave the hole.
02:45:23.000 I've been out here just grinding and.
02:45:26.000 Bro, there's only 20 people left.
02:45:28.000 You guys are so far away from us.
02:45:30.000 Let's go back in the hole, man.
02:45:32.000 No, you are far away from us.
02:45:34.000 I don't think so.
02:45:36.000 Always by.
02:45:37.000 Bro, he's always.
02:45:40.000 Unbelievable.
02:45:41.000 I was over at the docks.
02:45:42.000 You can see my buildings down there.
02:45:43.000 I was down there.
02:45:44.000 He's always looking out for number one.
02:45:47.000 I've been all over this map while you guys are too busy in the hole.
02:45:51.000 I've been out here grinding.
02:45:53.000 I got two airdrops.
02:45:55.000 Jaden'd be like, oh, there's no legendary weapons down there for me.
02:45:59.000 Oh, pass.
02:46:00.000 True.
02:46:03.000 We all have the cool outfit on now, except for Murdoch.
02:46:06.000 Yeah, I'm the leader.
02:46:11.000 Monkey mode.
02:46:11.000 Monkey.
02:46:12.000 Murdoch Chan. 0.67
02:46:14.000 I'm gonna summon the monkey. 1.00
02:46:18.000 Oh hey guys, I'm Murdoch Chan, I'm a dumb bitch! 1.00
02:46:23.000 Factual. 1.00
02:46:25.000 Also a guy.
02:46:26.000 Oh, 110% bro.
02:46:29.000 Murdoch.
02:46:30.000 No, probably. 1.00
02:46:31.000 More like Murdoch trans. 0.99
02:46:34.000 I don't. 1.00
02:46:37.000 Hey Murdoch, pass me the HRT!
02:46:39.000 M'lady.
02:46:40.000 Natsock m'lady. 0.65
02:46:45.000 Based m'lady?
02:46:47.000 Oh, she talks about our issues. 1.00
02:46:49.000 Don't talk about her dick, though. 1.00
02:46:51.000 Based, man. 1.00
02:46:54.000 Don't talk about that. 1.00
02:46:55.000 I want to know how, like, those, like, gay art students somehow got the, like, moral authority to start insulting people. 1.00
02:47:04.000 Guy sounds like he fucking. 1.00
02:47:05.000 They're based. 1.00
02:47:06.000 Shut up. 1.00
02:47:07.000 They're more. 1.00
02:47:08.000 Dude, they make videos and talk about Jews and they say the N word.
02:47:13.000 Okay? 1.00
02:47:14.000 That's fucking based. 1.00
02:47:16.000 Jews? 1.00
02:47:17.000 Now that's fucking based. 1.00
02:47:20.000 Remember when Baked Alaska used to have the TTS that did that? 0.99
02:47:24.000 Yeah!
02:47:25.000 And there would be the robot. 0.99
02:47:26.000 Now that's fucking based. 0.99
02:47:30.000 That was like. 0.99
02:47:32.000 If I heard that sound again, it would take me way back.
02:47:35.000 Bruh, memories, man.
02:47:37.000 I missed the Baked Alaska show.
02:47:40.000 Yeah.
02:47:41.000 It was cozy.
02:47:42.000 It was a cozy hour.
02:47:44.000 Remember I got on there and debated Alice for like an hour?
02:47:47.000 Jimmy Alice.
02:47:50.000 Is he going to be at AFPAC?
02:47:51.000 No.
02:47:53.000 James also will not be at AF back.
02:47:53.000 Oh.
02:47:56.000 Tragic.
02:47:56.000 Man.
02:47:58.000 Well, I was going to be kind of nervous.
02:48:03.000 You could take him.
02:48:05.000 I mean, I don't want to be put in a self defense situation like that, you know, when I'm trying to hang out with the boys.
02:48:13.000 Are you guys unironically going back in the hole?
02:48:16.000 We're in a different hole.
02:48:18.000 We're just flying around here.
02:48:19.000 We're just smoothing.
02:48:20.000 We're in a different hole.
02:48:22.000 Maybe honestly, oh, we keep you bro.
02:48:25.000 We keep in the circle. 1.00
02:48:26.000 Let's go in the fucking hole, dude. 1.00
02:48:27.000 Fuck it. 1.00
02:48:29.000 Dude, you always take we can always take the fucking porta potty out. 1.00
02:48:33.000 We can just go hide in the fucking there's like 12 people left. 1.00
02:48:36.000 We can use the turrets to our yeah. 0.97
02:48:36.000 Oh, is it turrets? 0.97
02:48:38.000 Yeah, I can't imagine that they would, uh you know, that they would be in the hole, right?
02:48:43.000 There's no way that they're in the hole.
02:48:49.000 That would actually be really funny if we didn't destroy all the we just hide by a turret and we're all in costume.
02:48:53.000 I think we just got shot at.
02:48:55.000 I'm not 100% though.
02:48:56.000 By a turret?
02:48:57.000 Yep, I see him.
02:48:58.000 Top of the mountain.
02:49:00.000 I'm in the hole.
02:49:01.000 Yeah, they're shooting at me now.
02:49:03.000 Bro, just get in the hole, dude. 0.52
02:49:05.000 I am.
02:49:06.000 I'm getting in the hole.
02:49:07.000 I'm getting in the hole.
02:49:08.000 They can't hit me.
02:49:10.000 Y'all can't hit me in front of the turret.
02:49:12.000 I think Jaden broke the turret.
02:49:13.000 Nah, if you want to camp, we should camp in front of the wind tunnel so we can fly out whenever we need to.
02:49:20.000 Yeah, where's the wind tunnel?
02:49:21.000 Yeah, right here.
02:49:22.000 Where's the wind tunnel?
02:49:23.000 Oh, yeah, bro.
02:49:25.000 This is my game plan.
02:49:28.000 Yeah.
02:49:30.000 I'll just rub up my minigun.
02:49:32.000 Why don't you use this, dog?
02:49:35.000 Oh?
02:49:37.000 Thank you, dog.
02:49:39.000 I hear him out there, dude.
02:49:41.000 Yeah.
02:49:42.000 Let them fight. 0.99
02:49:45.000 Let them fight.
02:49:45.000 I'm too big.
02:49:46.000 Like, do any of us even have a kill right now?
02:49:48.000 No.
02:49:49.000 Nope.
02:49:50.000 No.
02:49:50.000 What if we get the dub with no kills?
02:49:52.000 We just, like, the circle kills him.
02:49:54.000 Hey, we're still good.
02:49:55.000 We're good, dude.
02:49:56.000 We keep winning.
02:49:59.000 Oh, dude, this is totally the game plan.
02:50:01.000 Bro, if you don't have the circle, we just go out.
02:50:05.000 I think they may be here.
02:50:07.000 Guys.
02:50:07.000 Come to floor three.
02:50:09.000 Come to floor three.
02:50:12.000 No, we're out here smoothing about this tunnel. 1.00
02:50:14.000 Shut up. 0.99
02:50:15.000 Yeah, I'm next to it. 1.00
02:50:16.000 Look through the wall.
02:50:17.000 Look, I'm up here.
02:50:19.000 See me?
02:50:19.000 Yeah, but you're not going to get that much velocity, though.
02:50:22.000 Whenever you need to fly up.
02:50:24.000 Okay, I'm okay.
02:50:25.000 What's up there on floor three?
02:50:27.000 Nothing.
02:50:27.000 Just one little room.
02:50:29.000 Yo, let's do it.
02:50:31.000 I'm in.
02:50:32.000 I'm here for it.
02:50:32.000 What?
02:50:33.000 No, no, no, no.
02:50:34.000 Come in, bro.
02:50:35.000 Come in here. 1.00
02:50:36.000 Oh, shit. 0.99
02:50:37.000 Nice. 1.00
02:50:38.000 Yo, this is it.
02:50:39.000 This is the move. 1.00
02:50:41.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
02:50:42.000 Pooped me. 1.00
02:50:42.000 Nice. 1.00
02:50:43.000 There now we need to customize it each one each one of you gets your own little there we go Wow He needs beards and he needs to come back I'm coming I'm coming to make a door for him You gotta make it look cool I know this is my wall you got your wall I don't know if I can make it. 1.00
02:51:12.000 I'm too retarded. 1.00
02:51:14.000 Don't open your parachute. 1.00
02:51:16.000 I didn't.
02:51:17.000 You gotta dive down here.
02:51:19.000 Yeah, yeah, you can make it.
02:51:20.000 Oh, I'm back out again.
02:51:22.000 Yeah, I'm just gonna.
02:51:23.000 This is my gameplay in this.
02:51:24.000 I'm gonna keep baiting them.
02:51:27.000 Oh, they're shooting at me. 0.89
02:51:28.000 They're shooting at me.
02:51:29.000 Bro, get back in here.
02:51:30.000 Why aren't you in the hole?
02:51:31.000 Bro! 1.00
02:51:32.000 Because all this fucking. 1.00
02:51:34.000 We're in the gamer hut, Nick. 1.00
02:51:35.000 We're in the gamer hut.
02:51:36.000 Gamer hut.
02:51:39.000 Gamer hut on the island?
02:51:42.000 We're in the gamer heart.
02:51:44.000 Yeah, there's definitely some people by the hole.
02:51:46.000 Yo, why did you smash my wall?
02:51:50.000 Yeah, don't hit the beards and guy, come in here.
02:51:52.000 No, I'm just saying, I can't make it. 0.99
02:51:55.000 I'm retarded. 1.00
02:51:55.000 I can't make it. 1.00
02:52:03.000 Double fortification.
02:52:06.000 Just like Rush.
02:52:07.000 We just chilling in the hole, dog.
02:52:10.000 Oh, wait, is there?
02:52:12.000 They're fighting up there, too. 1.00
02:52:16.000 Bro, we should wait for the fighting to stop and then we all just jump up there and just fucking murder them. 1.00
02:52:19.000 There's four left. 0.99
02:52:21.000 Do we go now or do we?
02:52:23.000 No, we gotta wait for the fight.
02:52:24.000 No, we still got the.
02:52:25.000 We still got it.
02:52:26.000 Oh, but we won't be able to get out.
02:52:28.000 Yeah, we will.
02:52:30.000 I don't think so.
02:52:31.000 There's only one squad left.
02:52:33.000 I'm not in it.
02:52:35.000 So, wait, when it starts going down, we'll pop out.
02:52:40.000 Hey, can you guys, like, break that and then make a little, like, ceiling?
02:52:44.000 For me, so I can get in.
02:52:47.000 Since I'm really ripping, we're dipping like 15 seconds.
02:52:51.000 All right, somebody's coming in here.
02:52:53.000 You hear that?
02:52:54.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, they are.
02:52:55.000 Open it up.
02:52:56.000 I got the minigun.
02:52:58.000 Oh, yeah, they're coming. 1.00
02:52:59.000 Yo, fucking blast one. 1.00
02:53:02.000 I shot one. 1.00
02:53:02.000 Where they all see them? 1.00
02:53:03.000 Got two. 0.98
02:53:04.000 Got two.
02:53:04.000 I got two of them.
02:53:06.000 Not.
02:53:07.000 Oh, yeah, I see them.
02:53:08.000 I'm coming down.
02:53:10.000 Guys, they're up here.
02:53:12.000 Bruh, I got two of them.
02:53:13.000 I gotta heal up.
02:53:16.000 Take the stack. 1.00
02:53:18.000 Yeah, take their shit. 1.00
02:53:19.000 I'm dead. 1.00
02:53:21.000 Bro.
02:53:21.000 Oh, wait, wait.
02:53:23.000 He's flying in there.
02:53:23.000 He's in the tunnel.
02:53:25.000 I'm going for tunnel.
02:53:30.000 Alright.
02:53:30.000 Oh, look at him.
02:53:31.000 I made it.
02:53:32.000 No!
02:53:33.000 There's two left.
02:53:34.000 There's two left.
02:53:35.000 Guys.
02:53:36.000 Get out, get out, get out, get out.
02:53:37.000 Very inventive gameplay here. 1.00
02:53:40.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
02:53:41.000 They got the high ground. 1.00
02:53:42.000 Oh, I see him.
02:53:43.000 I see him.
02:53:45.000 I literally just flew up.
02:53:47.000 I popped up right next to him on that thing. 0.99
02:53:53.000 Damn, that was fast. 1.00
02:53:55.000 They are weak. 1.00
02:53:55.000 They're weak. 1.00
02:53:56.000 They're weak.
02:53:57.000 Bro, I'm weak.
02:53:57.000 I gotta.
02:53:58.000 Aw, shit! 1.00
02:53:59.000 Shit! 1.00
02:53:59.000 AHHHHH! 1.00
02:54:02.000 Dude, they're literally flanking me, dude.
02:54:05.000 I got hit from.
02:54:07.000 Like.
02:54:08.000 Aw, dude.
02:54:09.000 NO!
02:54:11.000 NO!
02:54:13.000 What? 0.80
02:54:14.000 Aw, come on. 0.87
02:54:16.000 Let me get out of there.
02:54:18.000 Beardson, Beardson, Beardson!
02:54:19.000 NO!
02:54:21.000 I saved you, bro.
02:54:22.000 Dude, I'm about to win this, bro.
02:54:25.000 That was close.
02:54:27.000 Bro, I saved you. 1.00
02:54:29.000 Damn, dude. 0.99
02:54:30.000 That was a bad scene. 1.00
02:54:34.000 I was almost finished there.
02:54:37.000 I got really unlucky.
02:54:40.000 Let's go!
02:54:41.000 Let's go! 0.83
02:54:41.000 Yo! 0.83
02:54:44.000 I can't believe it.
02:54:46.000 Wow, epic dub?
02:54:46.000 Epic?
02:54:48.000 Yeah.
02:54:49.000 Dude, I got it.
02:54:51.000 Don't worry about it.
02:54:52.000 That was so good.
02:54:53.000 Flawless victory.
02:54:55.000 Completely flawless match.
02:54:56.000 Amazing.
02:54:58.000 Bro, those two dudes like. 1.00
02:54:59.000 Bro, those two dudes like flew in on me at the same time and they were like so disoriented that I was just like standing there with a fucking AR to shoot them. 0.99
02:55:08.000 I love Jaden blasting the guy in the wind tunnel. 0.99
02:55:12.000 No, that was me.
02:55:13.000 That was me.
02:55:14.000 Oh, that was you?
02:55:14.000 Oh, yeah.
02:55:15.000 I cracked his shield with the shotgun.
02:55:17.000 Yeah, we got the shotgun and then the minigun.
02:55:20.000 We, the gamer.
02:55:22.000 It was a team effort.
02:55:24.000 W in the hole.
02:55:25.000 The hole is the move.
02:55:26.000 I told you guys.
02:55:27.000 Two in a row, baby. 0.93
02:55:28.000 Let's go.
02:55:29.000 Yeah.
02:55:31.000 I put the team on my back with that one.
02:55:33.000 I really carried us.
02:55:35.000 I found the gamer hole.
02:55:36.000 I'm the explorer.
02:55:38.000 I'm basically Chris.
02:55:39.000 Bro, I saved Nick's life with a ramp.
02:55:42.000 You did, dude.
02:55:43.000 I was slipping and sliding.
02:55:45.000 That was terrifying.
02:55:47.000 You called it out, and I just knew what to do, you know?
02:55:50.000 You knew, yeah.
02:55:51.000 The instinct, killer instinct, kicked in, and he just laid it out for me.
02:55:55.000 I did.
02:55:55.000 Grabbed me.
02:55:56.000 You reached out an arm, and I was saved.
02:55:58.000 I would have fallen into the shield, and it would have been over for me.
02:56:01.000 Yeah.
02:56:02.000 Well, I was trying to come over there, because I was like, I'm going to go save Nick, you know?
02:56:07.000 That was good.
02:56:08.000 You did it.
02:56:09.000 Oh, if you didn't do that, we would have lost.
02:56:11.000 Yeah, easily.
02:56:13.000 No chance. 1.00
02:56:14.000 Yeah, the last two people were garbage. 1.00
02:56:20.000 I soloed them with the shoddy. 0.99
02:56:22.000 They're bad.
02:56:24.000 Bro, the hole was sick that time.
02:56:26.000 Should we camp the hole again?
02:56:29.000 Let's try.
02:56:32.000 Camp the hole? 1.00
02:56:36.000 Damn, dude. 1.00
02:56:36.000 I'm camping the hole. 1.00
02:56:40.000 Can't believe I'm saying this, but I really appreciate this hole.
02:56:44.000 First time I've ever heard that.
02:56:46.000 Peak hole hours here.
02:56:54.000 Saturday night getting some hole with the boys.
02:56:57.000 Oh, yeah.
02:57:01.000 What do you like to do for fun on weekends?
02:57:03.000 I like to get some hole with my boys.
02:57:08.000 Getting hole.
02:57:10.000 Imagine not sharing the hole with the boys.
02:57:12.000 Come on.
02:57:13.000 I get hole, dude.
02:57:15.000 I'm rich.
02:57:16.000 I drive a Range Rover, I get old.
02:57:31.000 Yeah, looks like we're alone again, so.
02:57:33.000 Should be alone with the hole.
02:57:36.000 Clear path to another W here.
02:57:39.000 Clear path to the hole.
02:57:41.000 We got circles.
02:57:42.000 I'm going in, boys.
02:57:43.000 I'm going in.
02:57:44.000 It's a gaping one.
02:57:47.000 Jaden, that's gross. 0.94
02:57:48.000 Jaden, that's so gross. 0.99
02:57:50.000 Jaden, what the heck? 0.99
02:57:53.000 Hold up. 0.96
02:57:54.000 Chill.
02:57:55.000 Chill.
02:57:55.000 It has no chill, man.
02:57:57.000 Holy shit. 1.00
02:57:58.000 Would you stand in front of your mother and sister? 1.00
02:58:01.000 Disgusting. 1.00
02:58:02.000 I'm dead. 1.00
02:58:03.000 Goodbye, dude. 0.98
02:58:04.000 You kissed your mother and sister on the mouth. 1.00
02:58:07.000 Oh, fucking minigun guy got me. 1.00
02:58:09.000 Nice knowing you. 1.00
02:58:10.000 I was trying to save Jaden and I died for it. 0.99
02:58:21.000 Ah shit, I blew my cover Yo, come here. 0.94
02:58:25.000 Yo, Jayden Jayden come get me or Hold on a minute guys, but I'll get you Where you at buddy? 0.99
02:58:36.000 I had Jayden's getting me.
02:58:37.000 Yeah, shake down Shake him down real good. 0.95
02:58:43.000 We shook him down We got a clean let me let me get you buddy Uh oh, minigun guy's coming. 0.99
02:58:54.000 Aw shit. 1.00
02:58:56.000 I keep fucking losing my disguise. 1.00
02:58:58.000 Let me get my disguise and then I'll go to it. 0.99
02:59:00.000 Yeah, I get the disguise.
02:59:02.000 That way, I won't be molested.
02:59:04.000 Ah! 0.98
02:59:05.000 Nerds on!
02:59:07.000 Bro, hang on, hang on. 1.00
02:59:12.000 I got you, bro. 1.00
02:59:16.000 Bro, if that dude comes through that door, we're so fucked. 1.00
02:59:19.000 I have four bullets. 1.00
02:59:22.000 Hang on, I got some bandages.
02:59:29.000 All of our teammates are just down there dicking off.
02:59:32.000 What are you talking about?
02:59:34.000 I literally just revived Beards.
02:59:36.000 Well, I try to revive Beardson, but I revived Beardson.
02:59:38.000 No, I revived Beardson.
02:59:39.000 Thank you.
02:59:43.000 Did you guys kill the minigun guy?
02:59:44.000 Nope.
02:59:53.000 Alright, I got the minigun henchman down.
02:59:56.000 Not the boss.
02:59:58.000 There's the boss. 0.99
03:00:01.000 Got him, I killed the boss. 0.94
03:00:04.000 There's a purple scar if anyone wants it. 0.95
03:00:07.000 Alright, I got the key card.
03:00:11.000 Hey, Volatile, stay with me.
03:00:12.000 Okay.
03:00:14.000 You're gonna lose, dog.
03:00:23.000 I'm gonna rock the minigun this game. 1.00
03:00:26.000 Bro, it's garbage, I'm telling you. 0.99
03:00:28.000 Nah, we're gonna knock out all the builds, and you're gonna be like, damn, I wish I would have kept that minigun. 1.00
03:00:33.000 Nah, I'm gonna be like, damn, Jaden's really being an idiot carrying that minigun around. 1.00
03:00:36.000 What's he thinking? 1.00
03:00:37.000 I'm also gonna carry these grenades.
03:00:41.000 Bruh. 0.99
03:00:42.000 If I don't get a fucking scar soon, I'm gonna chimp. 0.99
03:00:46.000 Do we open the vault? 0.99
03:00:47.000 Here we go.
03:00:48.000 Oh, this is the vault.
03:00:49.000 Oh, okay.
03:00:51.000 Yeah.
03:00:52.000 I got shields for everybody. 1.00
03:00:54.000 Give me that big pot, Murda.
03:00:57.000 I got one for you.
03:01:01.000 Jaden.
03:01:04.000 Yeah, drink up. 1.00
03:01:06.000 Yo, you guys should shoot yourself with a band aid gun. 1.00
03:01:09.000 I'm gonna. 1.00
03:01:12.000 Thank you, Captain Obvious.
03:01:15.000 Well, Murdoch wasn't doing it, so.
03:01:17.000 He was drinking.
03:01:20.000 He was slonking, bro. 0.97
03:01:22.000 I was helping the dummies.
03:01:25.000 Bro, it's not ready yet.
03:01:28.000 I need one more shot.
03:01:29.000 I need one more. 1.00
03:01:30.000 Bro, do you call your mom a dummy? 0.98
03:01:32.000 Come on. 0.99
03:01:34.000 Come on.
03:01:34.000 It's really insensitive.
03:01:36.000 Come on, bro.
03:01:37.000 Come on, bro.
03:01:37.000 Not here.
03:01:38.000 Alright, I'm going to dirty docks right outside of the hole.
03:01:38.000 Not okay.
03:01:43.000 Disgusting. 0.99
03:01:44.000 Why would you ever leave the hole, dude? 1.00
03:01:45.000 Dude, I'm not leaving the hole.
03:01:47.000 Everything you need is right here in this hole.
03:01:49.000 Yeah, unironically.
03:01:52.000 Imagine sitting in a hole next to dirty docks.
03:01:55.000 You're gonna catch something.
03:01:56.000 Yo, there's another purple scar if anyone wants it.
03:01:59.000 Oh!
03:02:01.000 Anybody want that?
03:02:02.000 Some shields.
03:02:04.000 You want it? 1.00
03:02:05.000 Good shit. 1.00
03:02:07.000 I'm good. 0.99
03:02:08.000 I gotta get this guy's stuff, and I know where he's at.
03:02:10.000 I take it, and Hill Knight's over here going, Why'd you take my gun?
03:02:14.000 Now he's like, Hey, who wants this?
03:02:16.000 Well, you know, I'm not competitive anymore.
03:02:19.000 People around.
03:02:21.000 I am.
03:02:22.000 I'm a gamer.
03:02:24.000 I'm in it to win.
03:02:26.000 Ninja told me to never stay loose.
03:02:30.000 That's you right now.
03:02:34.000 Good. 1.00
03:02:35.000 She drinks me like. 1.00
03:02:35.000 She's my ninja. 1.00
03:02:39.000 Jaden be like pushes ninja out of the way.
03:02:41.000 I'm here.
03:02:42.000 I'm queer.
03:02:47.000 Such a Jaden total Jaden move.
03:02:52.000 I thought it'd be really funny as a bit to dye my hair like a ninja like esque color.
03:02:59.000 Yeah, but then I was like, then I'd be stuck with it.
03:03:03.000 Like, I wish I could just do it for like a day or like one stream.
03:03:05.000 Probably can.
03:03:07.000 There's not like washout.
03:03:08.000 I have no idea.
03:03:10.000 I have no idea how that works.
03:03:11.000 I've never dyed my hair before because I'm not a Me neither, dog.
03:03:15.000 Me neither.
03:03:16.000 Nice save.
03:03:17.000 Yeah, you're welcome.
03:03:20.000 I'm trying to get better.
03:03:22.000 I'm trying to police myself a little bit.
03:03:24.000 It's such a shame we have to do that, though, because it does actually have a mental effect on you.
03:03:29.000 When I'm with the bros, I have to consciously be like, okay, I can say the N word here. 0.80
03:03:35.000 Yeah, bro, like an AF pack? 1.00
03:03:36.000 Bro, I'm letting them fly.
03:03:38.000 It's like, okay, I'm not on a stream.
03:03:41.000 I'm with the bros.
03:03:42.000 I have to reassimilate into using the N word.
03:03:45.000 Yeah, I know.
03:03:46.000 It's so weird.
03:03:48.000 And I'll just leave it at that.
03:03:50.000 Yeah.
03:03:52.000 Other words, other things.
03:03:55.000 I don't know.
03:03:56.000 The N, the F, you know, sometimes a K or a C, a Q.
03:04:01.000 I don't know what that is.
03:04:04.000 DLive doesn't communicate with, you know, they don't tell me anything, so I've used the F1.
03:04:10.000 I mean, they have like a terms of service.
03:04:12.000 They've never said anything.
03:04:15.000 It's because you're irrelevant, Jaden.
03:04:16.000 It's true though.
03:04:17.000 Let's get in our wind tunnel.
03:04:21.000 But maybe that comes with some advantages.
03:04:25.000 Can I make it?
03:04:26.000 Oh, I made it.
03:04:28.000 I finally made it.
03:04:29.000 What does this generator do?
03:04:32.000 It generates power to the rest of the hole.
03:04:35.000 We're turning it off.
03:04:36.000 No, dude.
03:04:37.000 The hole needs power here.
03:04:39.000 Turn it off.
03:04:40.000 No, don't turn it off because it may get rid of the awesome fan.
03:04:44.000 I think it did over.
03:04:45.000 No, it's still here.
03:04:48.000 May have overclocked it or something.
03:05:03.000 I'm trying to upgrade my purple scar into a gold scar while I'm here.
03:05:11.000 I wonder if I should make my way back over to you guys.
03:05:16.000 I mean, yeah, probably a good idea.
03:05:17.000 This is a team based game and all.
03:05:21.000 Yeah, but I'm trying to get ammo boxes.
03:05:24.000 We're gonna have to leave the hole soon. 0.99
03:05:27.000 Aw, shit. 0.99
03:05:28.000 You're gonna have to move over to me. 1.00
03:05:31.000 Jaden, what are you doing all the way over there?
03:05:34.000 I'm looting.
03:05:36.000 Alright, let's just get up.
03:05:37.000 Let's go by Jaden.
03:05:39.000 Nobody's gonna be at Dirty Docks because it's, you know, bordered by the ocean.
03:05:42.000 So if we just hang out in back at Dirty Docks, we can just be camping.
03:05:47.000 I'm gonna upgrade my scar real quick to an orange scar.
03:05:50.000 Can I get on this boat, I wonder?
03:05:51.000 And just blast it.
03:05:54.000 Dude, I'm in it. 1.00
03:05:55.000 Oh, shit! 1.00
03:05:57.000 Funny. 1.00
03:05:59.000 Funny.
03:06:01.000 Funny moment.
03:06:02.000 Okay, funny.
03:06:05.000 Okay, that was good.
03:06:08.000 Got the gold scar now.
03:06:10.000 Epic.
03:06:11.000 I don't want to go off the map.
03:06:17.000 I really appreciate the one guy in chat who's being nice to me.
03:06:21.000 So kind.
03:06:22.000 Who else?
03:06:25.000 What's his name?
03:06:26.000 What's his name?
03:06:27.000 Nothing.
03:06:28.000 No.
03:06:29.000 Nothing.
03:06:30.000 I won't even stick up for your own supporters.
03:06:32.000 Yeah, I won't even stick up for your own supporters.
03:06:37.000 Continuously been saying only nice and kind things.
03:06:41.000 What a good guy.
03:06:42.000 What a good guy.
03:06:43.000 Jaden we're nice to you.
03:06:45.000 Yeah, what are you talking about bro?
03:06:48.000 Every day Jaden's kind of cringe you're kind of cringe, bro. 1.00
03:06:55.000 Look at your gay name. 1.00
03:06:56.000 Oh, see I stopped myself too Nice nice hitting him with the mute there. 0.99
03:07:03.000 I didn't even do that.
03:07:04.000 Yeah, I had to you know can't kind of love that kind of language on stream Base People don't understand the bit.
03:07:19.000 Jaden's whining on stream!
03:07:24.000 Maybe they just don't like my voice. 1.00
03:07:25.000 I like Jaden's retard voice. 1.00
03:07:27.000 He's imitating like a jerk or a mentally deficient person. 1.00
03:07:36.000 I don't know what I said, aww! 1.00
03:07:44.000 I'm Jaden McNeil.
03:07:45.000 I don't know what I was doing.
03:07:48.000 I did steal the ooee, the ooee.
03:07:51.000 I do sometimes use that.
03:07:52.000 That was yours.
03:07:53.000 Dude, I like perfected the voice in the.
03:07:57.000 Me and my friend.
03:07:59.000 We perfected the art of imitating that.
03:08:03.000 The art of the tarn?
03:08:04.000 I'm not going to tell you how, you know, how we learned it, but we definitely.
03:08:10.000 Let's just say it was like a lot of method acting.
03:08:13.000 Ah, yes.
03:08:14.000 A lot of impersonating.
03:08:19.000 Yeah.
03:08:19.000 Hmm.
03:08:20.000 Trying to capture it.
03:08:21.000 Do we go for the gold scar or do we side upgrade into a purple heavy? 1.00
03:08:26.000 Oh, fuck! 1.00
03:08:26.000 Nah, fuck the heavy, dude. 1.00
03:08:28.000 You gotta have the gold scar is still the goat, dude. 1.00
03:08:36.000 Jaden is catching.
03:08:38.000 I'll scream for you.
03:08:39.000 Deadliest catch without the crabs.
03:08:45.000 The hole.
03:08:48.000 I like that Nick's just driving around in a boat right now.
03:08:53.000 I'm shmooing.
03:08:54.000 Definitely not giving away our position or no one can hear this.
03:08:58.000 I'm in the open ocean here.
03:09:01.000 Yeah, you're in international waters.
03:09:02.000 You're safe. 1.00
03:09:06.000 You can kill your teammates in open waters. 1.00
03:09:09.000 You can do friendly fire. 0.99
03:09:10.000 Who's shooting at me?
03:09:11.000 Somebody's shooting at me.
03:09:12.000 Is that you?
03:09:12.000 Who did that?
03:09:14.000 Murdoch Murdoch shooting at me.
03:09:19.000 I don't know what happened.
03:09:20.000 I don't know what I'm doing.
03:09:30.000 I just jumped into shallow waters.
03:09:31.000 We're injured, boys.
03:09:37.000 Dude, I want to go back to the hole.
03:09:39.000 I missed the hole, yeah.
03:09:46.000 It's too large for me.
03:09:47.000 I kind of like the little one that we were in.
03:09:50.000 Uh, you're in the little holes, dude?
03:09:52.000 We were.
03:09:53.000 I don't know about that.
03:09:54.000 We're in the little gamer and the gamer.
03:09:57.000 It's a little sus.
03:09:59.000 Yeah, the 9th of December.
03:10:03.000 Driving, doing my patrol around the coast.
03:10:07.000 I hope nothing bad happens here in the Eastern Mediterranean.
03:10:14.000 Oh, I get it.
03:10:15.000 What's the date?
03:10:16.000 I don't know if that's the date exactly.
03:10:18.000 I know it's 1967.
03:10:19.000 I think it's June, but I don't know the date.
03:10:27.000 I'm sure one of these 40 year old men in your chat knows.
03:10:29.000 Yeah, one of these old timers.
03:10:33.000 I'll never forget the Liberty.
03:10:36.000 I don't know if I want this purple pump or this green.
03:10:41.000 Alright, so there are eight people left, boys.
03:10:45.000 There's 12, including us.
03:10:48.000 Yes, eight other than us.
03:10:51.000 We gotta farm up.
03:10:52.000 Gotta farm up.
03:10:53.000 I'm gonna need you to clarify.
03:10:55.000 Oh, there's a supply drop coming in.
03:10:58.000 I'm gonna get out.
03:10:59.000 Epic.
03:11:05.000 Guided into it.
03:11:06.000 You can't hit that.
03:11:11.000 Bruh.
03:11:12.000 Yeah, I know, Goo.
03:11:14.000 Err, I mean, uh.
03:11:16.000 I didn't read it.
03:11:17.000 I did not read his name.
03:11:17.000 I read his name.
03:11:20.000 I didn't read his name.
03:11:22.000 You got it. 0.98
03:11:22.000 Jaden, you better not be doing unoptical things on my show. 0.98
03:11:26.000 I just read.
03:11:27.000 It was just his name.
03:11:31.000 Oh, it's Murdoch. 0.99
03:11:32.000 Murdoch Chan is fucking me up, man. 0.99
03:11:37.000 Oh, baby. 0.99
03:11:38.000 That's mine.
03:11:39.000 He had a purple scar.
03:11:39.000 I did all of them.
03:11:40.000 Damn, okay, I'll give you the purple scar. 0.99
03:11:42.000 I already have a purple scar, so we're gooch. 0.99
03:11:45.000 We're gooch.
03:11:48.000 Anybody need shields?
03:11:50.000 Anybody stacking shields?
03:11:51.000 I got three big pots.
03:11:53.000 I've got two big pots and six minis right now.
03:11:57.000 I'm gonna upgrade this purple pump to an orange pump.
03:12:03.000 That's our word.
03:12:04.000 You can use the, you know, say it with an A. Ten left, I hear some fire from the southwest.
03:12:13.000 Yeah, they're fighting over there.
03:12:16.000 I'll send out a flare.
03:12:19.000 Don't shoot!
03:12:20.000 Don't shoot!
03:12:22.000 They're fighting by the horn.
03:12:23.000 We're American!
03:12:23.000 We're American!
03:12:27.000 This is an American vessel.
03:12:29.000 I'm gonna come over here to you guys. 0.99
03:12:35.000 Nick, if you cost us the dub with this damn boat, I'm gonna be so upset. 0.97
03:12:39.000 The boat is helping us. 1.00
03:12:40.000 The boat is an asshole. 1.00
03:12:41.000 Oh, I'm dead! 1.00
03:12:42.000 I'm dead!
03:12:43.000 There's guys over by me.
03:12:45.000 They're rebooting.
03:12:46.000 I'm running away.
03:12:49.000 They're rebooting?
03:12:50.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're rebooting.
03:12:52.000 They're grabbing.
03:12:52.000 Aw, we should have been over there.
03:12:54.000 Well, you were in a boat.
03:12:57.000 They knocked.
03:12:57.000 And you're on land.
03:12:58.000 That means it's your fault.
03:13:00.000 Oh, you only rebooted one person.
03:13:01.000 I think it must be 34 then.
03:13:04.000 Right?
03:13:04.000 Yeah, dude, there's a whole squad right there.
03:13:06.000 Right over by the drop is where they're at.
03:13:08.000 Let me get up this hill.
03:13:12.000 Let me climb up. 0.99
03:13:13.000 Dude, they're going to fucking snipe me here. 0.98
03:13:16.000 That's alright. 0.98
03:13:17.000 I got tons of shields, dude. 1.00
03:13:21.000 Dude, this fucking. 1.00
03:13:23.000 Dude, that's me, except during the fashion show. 1.00
03:13:34.000 You got him, Hitler. 0.97
03:13:37.000 I'm a hard hitter.
03:13:37.000 I don't see him.
03:13:39.000 Oh, yeah, they just got the.
03:13:40.000 They're right over there.
03:13:44.000 Yeah, I see him.
03:13:48.000 Oh, he smite me.
03:13:49.000 Ooh.
03:13:49.000 Anybody got the.
03:13:50.000 I don't know.
03:13:52.000 Anybody got any.
03:13:53.000 I'm on the offensive with my rocket.
03:13:56.000 What?
03:13:57.000 Yeah, I got a med kit. 0.94
03:13:58.000 Let me get a med kit.
03:13:59.000 You need shields?
03:14:00.000 I need some shields.
03:14:01.000 Dude, I'm literally raining it down on you.
03:14:03.000 You guys are doing nothing.
03:14:05.000 Look at how effective this is.
03:14:07.000 Oh, they're launching.
03:14:09.000 Oh, dude, I double crunched him.
03:14:10.000 Where are they launching it?
03:14:15.000 They're launching it. 1.00
03:14:15.000 Yeah, you better run away, you idiot. 1.00
03:14:23.000 Oh. 1.00
03:14:26.000 I hit him.
03:14:27.000 I hit him too. 0.84
03:14:28.000 Twice.
03:14:30.000 He's down. 1.00
03:14:30.000 Good shit, dude. 1.00
03:14:32.000 Finishing him. 1.00
03:14:33.000 I'm throwing some nades.
03:14:34.000 Finished him.
03:14:35.000 I don't think they'll reach, though.
03:14:37.000 Finished him.
03:14:38.000 Nice. 0.78
03:14:38.000 Let's go. 0.78
03:14:40.000 There's two.
03:14:40.000 I think he's over there.
03:14:41.000 I think that's awesome.
03:14:43.000 There is one over there.
03:14:44.000 I don't know where the other one is.
03:14:48.000 Oh, there's one right here.
03:14:49.000 Behind us, behind us.
03:14:50.000 Yeah.
03:14:50.000 Right here.
03:14:53.000 Oh, he's so fucked. 1.00
03:14:54.000 He's so fucked. 1.00
03:14:55.000 I just messed him up. 1.00
03:14:56.000 Good thing I had any guns. 1.00
03:14:59.000 Shit. 1.00
03:15:01.000 I hit him again. 1.00
03:15:02.000 Got him.
03:15:03.000 Got him.
03:15:05.000 He was by himself, too.
03:15:07.000 By himself, get it?
03:15:08.000 You're by yourself.
03:15:11.000 Alright, we're just gonna go. 0.97
03:15:12.000 Let's clown this guy.
03:15:15.000 Anyone have traps?
03:15:16.000 No, they don't have them in anymore.
03:15:19.000 Well, we gotta do something special.
03:15:21.000 I'm nading him. 0.99
03:15:23.000 Yeah, nah, I'm doing some Gucci shit here. 1.00
03:15:27.000 Fuck y'all. 1.00
03:15:32.000 Let's just clown this guy. 1.00
03:15:33.000 He's getting nated. 0.96
03:15:34.000 Wait, wait. 0.98
03:15:35.000 Pickaxe him. 0.98
03:15:36.000 Pickaxe him. 0.98
03:15:40.000 Nice. 0.99
03:15:41.000 I got the game winning kill.
03:15:42.000 Oh, I did.
03:15:43.000 Look at this. 1.00
03:15:44.000 I killed him with a kill. 1.00
03:15:45.000 Dude, you fucking stole my kill. 1.00
03:15:47.000 I killed him with a kill. 1.00
03:15:48.000 Bro, three in a row, by the way. 1.00
03:15:49.000 Three in a row?
03:15:50.000 That's three.
03:15:51.000 That's three.
03:15:53.000 In a row.
03:15:54.000 In a row.
03:15:57.000 Bro, they should do a quads DLive tournament. 1.00
03:15:59.000 We'll fucking win this shit. 1.00
03:16:03.000 Easy. 1.00
03:16:07.000 There it is.
03:16:08.000 There it is.
03:16:09.000 There's our W stream.
03:16:11.000 How does it feel to be epic?
03:16:15.000 It feels pretty good.
03:16:16.000 Pretty epic.
03:16:17.000 It would be even more epic if I had a pizza, Taco Bell, you know, something like that.
03:16:22.000 Would you order something?
03:16:24.000 Because I was going to say, like, oh, I'll just get off stream and then go to Taco Bell, but I don't.
03:16:29.000 But I want to eat and be on the stream at the same time. 0.90
03:16:33.000 Yeah, I mean, it's Dub City right now, bro. 0.99
03:16:36.000 You okay, kid? 1.00
03:16:39.000 Just order Uber Eats, bro, and get the migrant who can't speak English to come give you cold mozzarella sticks. 1.00
03:16:45.000 No, I'm not gonna do that, cuz I'm not cringe like you. 1.00
03:16:49.000 Dude, you were making me do it.
03:16:51.000 You kept telling me to just order it.
03:16:54.000 Yeah, because you ordered late, you got the bad guy.
03:16:58.000 Tyson Fury won his fight tonight.
03:16:58.000 Oh, bro.
03:17:01.000 Epic.
03:17:01.000 Tyson Kid?
03:17:03.000 No, Tyson Fury.
03:17:06.000 Remember Tyson Kid from WWE?
03:17:08.000 Wait, this isn't TikTok.
03:17:12.000 Duh.
03:17:13.000 Opens Uber Eats.
03:17:14.000 Opens TikTok.
03:17:18.000 I'd like to order one GF delivered.
03:17:22.000 I'd like to order one TikTok.
03:17:26.000 See you later.
03:17:27.000 We're going to the vault.
03:17:30.000 I'd like a TikTok pog, please.
03:17:32.000 Hold the emotions.
03:17:34.000 I'd like one whole, please.
03:17:37.000 I just can't believe we're playing Fortnite with the Murdoch Murdoch Chan.
03:17:37.000 Coming right up.
03:17:47.000 Yeah, Murdoch Chan.
03:17:49.000 Yeah, I'm brainstorming ideas for the next episode right now. 1.00
03:17:55.000 Might have to do something with Jews and black people. 1.00
03:18:01.000 Dude, it's so funny when you talk about Hitler. 0.99
03:18:06.000 Dude, BASED? 0.94
03:18:09.000 Okay, this is BASED.
03:18:11.000 Yo, did that cartoon just name them?
03:18:16.000 It's like a cartoon, but BASED?
03:18:18.000 Yo, guessed it.
03:18:19.000 Check this William Pierce.
03:18:21.000 William Pierce.
03:18:22.000 William Pierce.
03:18:23.000 You ever seen South Park, bro?
03:18:25.000 It's like that, but like that, but based.
03:18:31.000 Based?
03:18:34.000 Bro, I need a gun.
03:18:36.000 Yo, guys in here!
03:18:37.000 Funny word.
03:18:38.000 Yeah, there's guys here.
03:18:40.000 Yeah, I need a gun, though.
03:18:42.000 I'm getting this epic chest. 0.79
03:18:44.000 What the f- What the f- Come on, man.
03:18:48.000 Volatile dead already? 1.00
03:18:50.000 I can't find a fucking gun, bro. 1.00
03:18:50.000 I'm about to be. 1.00
03:18:54.000 Oh my gosh. 1.00
03:18:56.000 I got a fucking bandage bazooka for a gun right now. 1.00
03:18:59.000 Oh, I got a burst. 1.00
03:19:03.000 A great burst.
03:19:04.000 That's better than nothing, I guess.
03:19:06.000 Yeah, there's definitely people, though.
03:19:18.000 I'm raining down fury from above. 1.00
03:19:26.000 What did retarded mom say? 1.00
03:19:28.000 We gotta pick up your card. 1.00
03:19:31.000 Oh wow. 1.00
03:19:33.000 Cringe, retarded mom. 1.00
03:19:36.000 There's a guy like right around here. 1.00
03:19:38.000 Be careful.
03:19:40.000 Like a real guy.
03:19:41.000 Oh, yes.
03:19:42.000 That's him. 1.00
03:19:44.000 Got him, bitch. 1.00
03:19:45.000 Nice. 1.00
03:19:46.000 Taking him down.
03:19:47.000 Is he wearing an outfit?
03:19:49.000 He was wearing an outfit.
03:19:51.000 Got you.
03:19:52.000 I thought you lost your disguise when you started shooting.
03:19:55.000 He.
03:19:56.000 yeah.
03:19:57.000 That was weird.
03:19:59.000 Yeah, I think it just glitched out.
03:20:02.000 What do you mean he glitched out?
03:20:03.000 Like he still had his disguise.
03:20:06.000 Oh, gotcha.
03:20:12.000 Anybody killed the boss yet?
03:20:14.000 I don't know.
03:20:17.000 Oh, what?
03:20:19.000 Bro!
03:20:20.000 Oh, two of them! 0.98
03:20:21.000 Oh, frick, dude. 0.96
03:20:25.000 He's right over there. 0.96
03:20:37.000 I don't see him.
03:20:40.000 Oh, he's above us.
03:20:43.000 Yeah.
03:20:44.000 I think they're fighting each other or something. 1.00
03:20:48.000 Oh, shit! 1.00
03:20:49.000 Got him. 1.00
03:20:54.000 Nice. 1.00
03:20:58.000 We still got the homo, so watch out for him. 1.00
03:21:01.000 What homo? 1.00
03:21:03.000 The one homo that is a real player that's here. 1.00
03:21:06.000 Oh, okay. 1.00
03:21:07.000 I killed one of the real players.
03:21:09.000 I don't know if that was. 0.87
03:21:13.000 Got a big pot here if anybody wants it.
03:21:26.000 Spot moment.
03:21:29.000 Oh, wait, where's Jaden?
03:21:31.000 I died, I got out of here.
03:21:34.000 I hear somebody over here.
03:21:34.000 Oh.
03:21:36.000 Never mind.
03:21:36.000 Oh, no, that's you.
03:21:38.000 Vault opening?
03:21:43.000 Uh, vault check?
03:21:45.000 Watch our back here.
03:21:46.000 I'm gonna go warm up food.
03:21:51.000 Lucky.
03:21:52.000 I wish I was good right now.
03:21:54.000 But I don't. 1.00
03:21:58.000 This looks kinda gay. 0.99
03:22:00.000 Yeah. 0.97
03:22:00.000 Yeah. 0.97
03:22:01.000 It's trash. 1.00
03:22:02.000 Straight garbage. 1.00
03:22:05.000 Not the minigun, though. 0.89
03:22:08.000 There's a Reboot Vane, like, right here.
03:22:10.000 Oh.
03:22:12.000 Purple Burst.
03:22:13.000 Aw, bruh.
03:22:15.000 We gotta get on the move, man.
03:22:17.000 We have to leave the hole.
03:22:18.000 Gotta get a move on.
03:22:20.000 This is.
03:22:22.000 That's a bad vibe.
03:22:26.000 Let's use the hole to blast us up, and then we can, you know what I mean?
03:22:32.000 Yeah, I'm getting Jaden right now.
03:22:34.000 Yeah, good idea.
03:22:34.000 Okay.
03:22:36.000 Is it?
03:22:38.000 Yeah, we got time.
03:22:39.000 Oh, we got somebody.
03:22:40.000 Where?
03:22:40.000 Right there.
03:22:47.000 I killed him. 0.99
03:22:48.000 I was just a henchman. 1.00
03:22:49.000 What the fuck was a henchman doing out here? 1.00
03:22:54.000 I was like panicking. 1.00
03:22:54.000 I was like, bruh. 1.00
03:23:00.000 Where's the wind tunnel?
03:23:01.000 Is it up here?
03:23:02.000 No, but you can get through here.
03:23:05.000 Yeah, Jaden's AF. 1.00
03:23:08.000 Well, Jaden's gonna be AF gay. 0.99
03:23:11.000 Yeah, you can go right here and get to it. 1.00
03:23:15.000 Oh shit. 0.99
03:23:18.000 Wait, what? 1.00
03:23:19.000 Yeah, here's the wind tunnel.
03:23:21.000 Yeah.
03:23:21.000 Wind tunnel.
03:23:22.000 There's a connection right here.
03:23:29.000 Did I lose connection?
03:23:31.000 Nah, you're still showing my screen.
03:23:34.000 Jaden, what are you doing?
03:23:34.000 Oh, he's eating up food, for real.
03:23:37.000 God bless.
03:23:39.000 Alright, I'm going. 1.00
03:23:45.000 Oh shit, yeah, Jaden's dead again. 1.00
03:23:49.000 What a re re. 1.00
03:23:50.000 If we lose the streak because of him, that's all I'm talking about. 1.00
03:23:53.000 Yeah, seriously. 1.00
03:23:54.000 Oh shit. 1.00
03:23:55.000 That was not the way to go. 1.00
03:23:57.000 Yeah, that was not.
03:23:58.000 This guy, are you kidding me?
03:24:01.000 We literally.
03:24:02.000 Man. 0.93
03:24:05.000 Yo, on me, let's get this boat.
03:24:07.000 Wait, wait, wait. 0.87
03:24:09.000 I got a launch pad.
03:24:12.000 No, just get up. 0.72
03:24:14.000 We'll get up top here.
03:24:16.000 I'm on it.
03:24:21.000 I dropped the launch pad.
03:24:23.000 Alright.
03:24:28.000 Why you guys be like, let's rest Jaden in the storm? 1.00
03:24:33.000 Jaden, we were on your fucking computer. 0.99
03:24:36.000 Where'd you drop that watch? 1.00
03:24:37.000 I'm going to get food.
03:24:39.000 Yeah, not for like 40 minutes.
03:24:41.000 You had to go warm it up.
03:24:43.000 Bro, I'm not gonna make it.
03:24:44.000 We gotta get out of the storm, man.
03:24:46.000 We're killing our streak here.
03:24:52.000 Hey, yo, pick me up!
03:24:55.000 Jaden got a boat, and I don't. 0.99
03:24:56.000 I'm fucked. 0.99
03:24:59.000 Why didn't you just use the wind tunnel? 1.00
03:25:01.000 What happened?
03:25:02.000 Hang on, hang on. 0.99
03:25:03.000 Man, I fucked up. 0.98
03:25:03.000 Hang on, I'll be alright. 0.98
03:25:04.000 I see a slurp truck. 0.99
03:25:07.000 I'm gonna use that to heal up.
03:25:10.000 I have 27 health.
03:25:11.000 I don't think I'm gonna make it here.
03:25:14.000 We're all gonna make it.
03:25:15.000 I'm gonna make it.
03:25:16.000 Dave, maybe I'll turn around and get you.
03:25:18.000 Just keep coming up the river.
03:25:19.000 Maybe I'll turn around.
03:25:20.000 Scoop.
03:25:23.000 My card.
03:25:24.000 Scoop the card.
03:25:25.000 Look at that.
03:25:25.000 There we go.
03:25:26.000 Look at that master play right there.
03:25:28.000 I don't know if I'm gonna make it.
03:25:32.000 Five.
03:25:33.000 Four three nice two two health.
03:25:37.000 We got two health.
03:25:38.000 I got a med kit for you, so we'll be set.
03:25:41.000 My headset's on backwards. 1.00
03:25:45.000 Beards might have to pick up my card. 0.97
03:25:46.000 Let's avoid the agency though.
03:25:47.000 There's gonna be guys there, sir.
03:25:51.000 Yes, sir.
03:25:53.000 Unless I could get a ditch the boat here, bro.
03:25:56.000 I got you.
03:25:57.000 I don't know.
03:25:58.000 I still don't know if I'm gonna make it. 0.87
03:25:59.000 It's gonna be fucking tight. 1.00
03:26:02.000 Oh shit. 1.00
03:26:04.000 All right, this I see this going very well. 1.00
03:26:11.000 He's pushing. 1.00
03:26:12.000 Ah, shit. 1.00
03:26:14.000 He's nading. 1.00
03:26:17.000 I have no, I have nothing. 0.96
03:26:18.000 I have nothing. 1.00
03:26:19.000 I have no, I'm so fucked, sir. 1.00
03:26:22.000 Yeah, we're falling. 1.00
03:26:30.000 I knocked one.
03:26:30.000 Oh, behind it.
03:26:34.000 Ah, bruh.
03:26:36.000 I'm pissed.
03:26:37.000 Yeah, that was good.
03:26:41.000 Terrible.
03:26:41.000 We did terrible.
03:26:42.000 That's your fault, dude.
03:26:44.000 No one said that.
03:26:46.000 How much people?
03:26:47.000 Am I coming?
03:26:48.000 I'm not gonna make it.
03:26:50.000 I'm gonna be so close, but I'm not gonna make it.
03:26:52.000 Yeah, you're gonna make it.
03:26:54.000 I'll pick up all your reboots.
03:26:56.000 Yeah.
03:26:57.000 Now I'm gonna die, actually.
03:27:00.000 Four, three, four.
03:27:01.000 Bro, look how close I am.
03:27:02.000 Aw, that's hard.
03:27:03.000 I'm dead.
03:27:04.000 Oh. 1.00
03:27:06.000 Jaden, what the fuck? 1.00
03:27:07.000 Jaden. 1.00
03:27:09.000 How is that my fault?
03:27:09.000 Jaden, bro.
03:27:10.000 I died.
03:27:11.000 You went AFK. 1.00
03:27:12.000 You totally screwed us. 0.99
03:27:13.000 You messed with our chemistry. 0.97
03:27:16.000 Bro, this is an online game.
03:27:17.000 You can't pause it.
03:27:21.000 I said, I'm gonna go get food.
03:27:24.000 Why would you go get food in the building?
03:27:27.000 We got the Al. 0.65
03:27:27.000 And we can revive you. 0.65
03:27:30.000 Death is not permanent, Jaden. 0.97
03:27:32.000 This guy's a disaster.
03:27:37.000 Oh my god.
03:27:37.000 What am I gonna eat now?
03:27:38.000 What am I even gonna eat?
03:27:40.000 I've lost my appetite.
03:27:42.000 Jaden ruined my appetite.
03:27:45.000 Unbelievable.
03:27:46.000 Should I get pizza?
03:27:49.000 I had pizza yesterday.
03:27:53.000 This is how you know Jaden's not a real gamer. 0.99
03:27:56.000 Yeah, that's how you know he just sucks, dude. 0.97
03:27:59.000 I'm sorry you need me that bad. 0.93
03:28:02.000 Well, yeah, because otherwise we're running at 75% operational efficiency, Jaden.
03:28:07.000 We do need you.
03:28:08.000 As it turns out, we need all four team members to play in this team game.
03:28:13.000 Yeah.
03:28:16.000 Should I get tacos or pizza?
03:28:20.000 Do you think the founding fathers were like, oh, yeah, go ahead, Thomas Jefferson.
03:28:24.000 Go ahead and go AFK for like two weeks.
03:28:26.000 Yeah, then mic away for pizza.
03:28:28.000 Yeah.
03:28:29.000 No, they didn't do that.
03:28:31.000 Jayden, you should know that, Mr. TPUSA.
03:28:36.000 Yeah.
03:28:37.000 Didn't you read the Constitution?
03:28:38.000 Mmm.
03:28:39.000 Mmm.
03:28:40.000 This food is so good.
03:28:43.000 Mmm.
03:28:45.000 What should I taste?
03:28:45.000 You know what tastes even better than.
03:28:48.000 Get Taco Bell.
03:28:48.000 Mmm.
03:28:50.000 I can't.
03:28:51.000 Get pizza.
03:28:51.000 Oh.
03:28:52.000 Yeah, the options are tacos or pizza.
03:28:56.000 Mmm.
03:28:56.000 Well, tacos would be a good replacement for Taco Bell.
03:28:59.000 No, it's not really even the same, actually.
03:29:01.000 You know what I mean?
03:29:03.000 Taco Bell's not even Mexican food.
03:29:05.000 It's like American food.
03:29:07.000 Yeah, that's true.
03:29:13.000 I had pizza yesterday.
03:29:13.000 Yeah.
03:29:13.000 Fuck it.
03:29:15.000 I'm getting tacos. 1.00
03:29:16.000 Taco dinner.
03:29:18.000 Hell yeah.
03:29:20.000 Are we going to the hole again?
03:29:22.000 Do we want to?
03:29:22.000 Or do we want to switch it up?
03:29:25.000 Shark moment?
03:29:26.000 I mean, I'm not going to counter signal the hole.
03:29:30.000 I've now ate my food and I'm still hungry.
03:29:34.000 Alright, uh shark? 1.00
03:29:37.000 Fuck it. 1.00
03:29:38.000 Shark. 1.00
03:29:39.000 Shark moment.
03:29:41.000 No, my controller!
03:29:45.000 It almost fell, that's why I said it back up.
03:29:55.000 Oh.
03:29:55.000 Excuse me.
03:29:57.000 I am so hungry.
03:30:00.000 I'm getting hungry now.
03:30:04.000 I had a Totino's party pizza earlier.
03:30:07.000 Dinner of kings. 1.00
03:30:10.000 Bro, I'm so fucked. 1.00
03:30:13.000 Excuse me. 0.99
03:30:14.000 I'm gonna get two chicken, one al pastor.
03:30:19.000 What does that even mean?
03:30:20.000 Yeah.
03:30:20.000 Seasoned pork.
03:30:21.000 It's the food of his people.
03:30:25.000 It's in Spanish.
03:30:28.000 Al pastor.
03:30:31.000 Oh, I see the boss. 0.99
03:30:38.000 Oh shit dude, I'm in trouble here. 1.00
03:30:43.000 I can't even find a fucking gun They got me pinned down. 1.00
03:31:06.000 There we go. 1.00
03:31:07.000 I'm doing pretty good on this one.
03:31:09.000 Shake him down.
03:31:10.000 You're doing well.
03:31:12.000 I got minis, I got two guns now.
03:31:15.000 I'm doing good.
03:31:15.000 Let's see.
03:31:20.000 What do we need?
03:31:21.000 Search chests or ammo boxes at Salty Springs?
03:31:33.000 Oof.
03:31:36.000 I didn't stream today, so I don't think I can afford food.
03:31:40.000 I streamed to live.
03:31:43.000 Bro, that's about to be me unironically come Monday morning.
03:31:51.000 Let's grind.
03:32:00.000 I wish there was a thing where I could change so that I could get that chest, but I don't see anything.
03:32:13.000 Ooh.
03:32:15.000 Ooh!
03:32:27.000 Let me get the door for you big guy.
03:32:28.000 Oh, thank you I can't get up now, Jaden.
03:32:41.000 Oh, who's blasting?
03:32:43.000 Jaden is.
03:32:44.000 Sheesh. 1.00
03:32:45.000 Jaden's having a tard in the moment. 1.00
03:32:48.000 I cleared it out for us. 1.00
03:32:50.000 Yo!
03:32:51.000 Why?
03:32:52.000 There's a guy.
03:32:53.000 Oh, never mind.
03:32:54.000 That's just an agent. 0.97
03:32:57.000 I can't fucking get anywhere now. 0.97
03:33:03.000 There's nothing. 1.00
03:33:04.000 A woman. 1.00
03:33:05.000 Who has the keycard? 1.00
03:33:06.000 Nobody, because we haven't been able to make it to the.
03:33:09.000 Killed the boss yet.
03:33:12.000 Why not?
03:33:15.000 Is that a hiccup? 0.99
03:33:15.000 There she is. 0.99
03:33:19.000 Got her ass. 1.00
03:33:30.000 I like how I got the kill on the boss and everyone else. 1.00
03:33:32.000 I killed it. 0.95
03:33:33.000 No, you didn't. 0.99
03:33:34.000 I did.
03:33:35.000 No, I did.
03:33:36.000 I got the last shot on it.
03:33:38.000 I don't think so. 0.99
03:33:38.000 Yeah, but I killed it. 0.99
03:33:39.000 Jaden's such a liar. 1.00
03:33:40.000 Oh my god. 0.99
03:33:41.000 Why do you have to lie about everything, Jaden? 0.99
03:33:44.000 I killed it. 0.54
03:33:46.000 No one's gonna be impressed with you, Jaden. 0.99
03:33:48.000 Sorry, but I killed it.
03:33:50.000 No, you didn't.
03:33:50.000 Yeah, but I did.
03:33:52.000 You didn't.
03:33:53.000 Jaden.
03:33:54.000 I think I did, though. 1.00
03:33:55.000 I think you're a fucking compulsive liar. 1.00
03:33:59.000 No, I think I killed it. 1.00
03:34:00.000 Does anyone have a.
03:34:01.000 Pot for me, I have some minis. 1.00
03:34:02.000 No, I would, but you're a liar. 0.98
03:34:05.000 I have two pots here. 1.00
03:34:07.000 Hey, big, big nibba, where you at? 0.99
03:34:10.000 I'm right here. 1.00
03:34:11.000 Got some minis for you.
03:34:15.000 Well, what up?
03:34:19.000 It's any one of these doubles?
03:34:21.000 Yeah, I'll take that. 1.00
03:34:27.000 Give one to big nibba. 1.00
03:34:28.000 Why is everyone yelling at me? 1.00
03:34:30.000 That's how I feel, man.
03:34:31.000 That's every time I play this game.
03:34:32.000 Just pile on Jaden Hour.
03:34:34.000 Well, it's because you lie about everything.
03:34:38.000 I don't get it.
03:34:39.000 I just don't understand why you just can't give me credit for killing the boss.
03:34:44.000 It was so good that everyone saw it.
03:34:46.000 Everyone saw it was me.
03:34:47.000 No, they didn't.
03:34:48.000 No, they didn't, because it's impossible.
03:34:50.000 No, they saw it was me.
03:34:53.000 Don't need it.
03:34:54.000 Thanks for the big pop, but I don't need it.
03:34:57.000 I need it.
03:34:58.000 Well, go get it then.
03:34:59.000 Who needs it?
03:35:00.000 It's under the stairs.
03:35:02.000 Hello?
03:35:08.000 Jaden be like, I'm ready to lie. 0.91
03:35:11.000 Yo, Jade, I'll trade you this big pot for that grapple.
03:35:14.000 How about you eat something?
03:35:19.000 Okay, fine, be like that.
03:35:21.000 How about I just go grapple across the map and find my own big pot?
03:35:25.000 I just dropped it for you.
03:35:28.000 I'm not giving Jaden a pot until he credits me for the kill.
03:35:31.000 I've got one, I can give it to him, but. 0.98
03:35:33.000 I don't need it because I killed him.
03:35:35.000 You didn't? 0.89
03:35:36.000 I did. 1.00
03:35:39.000 I killed him. 1.00
03:35:40.000 All is bickering. 1.00
03:35:44.000 It's just the principle at this point.
03:35:45.000 I'm so tired of my friends just like lying on my name.
03:35:49.000 I don't know.
03:35:50.000 If you keep lying, I don't know how much longer we're going to be friends.
03:35:55.000 Wow.
03:35:55.000 I'm kind of acting like Holly right now.
03:36:00.000 Cool it, big guy.
03:36:01.000 Cool it with the anti Semitic remarks.
03:36:07.000 Hey, yo, Murdoch, you like this?
03:36:11.000 I gave you the big pot, so I don't know what you're talking about. 0.54
03:36:15.000 You jealous, dog? 1.00
03:36:17.000 Dude, my loot sucks. 0.99
03:36:18.000 I think it's Jaden's time of the month or something. 0.92
03:36:25.000 Alright, I'll see you guys later.
03:36:26.000 I'll just play solo since no one wants to be on a squad.
03:36:31.000 You're the one that's going off on his own.
03:36:33.000 That's fine.
03:36:33.000 I'll just.
03:36:34.000 I don't need you guys.
03:36:36.000 Yeah, let's get out of here.
03:36:38.000 I don't need you guys anyway.
03:36:42.000 Jaden, be like, I'm PMSing right now.
03:36:46.000 True, though.
03:36:48.000 I don't know.
03:36:55.000 I don't need friends.
03:37:00.000 Ah, there, there's what I was going.
03:37:02.000 I'm an individual.
03:37:03.000 I believe an individual.
03:37:05.000 I don't need anyone but myself.
03:37:17.000 Bruh.
03:37:24.000 We're like very scattered right now.
03:37:31.000 Alright, since Jaden wants to be by himself, you know.
03:37:34.000 Alright!
03:37:35.000 We are doing our own thing now!
03:37:37.000 What's going on stream?
03:37:38.000 I'm no longer streaming with them!
03:37:43.000 Just kidding.
03:37:45.000 You alright, buddy?
03:37:46.000 I just wanted to have that Kermit voice.
03:37:48.000 It's a good voice.
03:37:54.000 Aww, you can't take down the lighthouse.
03:37:55.000 Oh, yeah, you can!
03:37:57.000 Epic.
03:37:58.000 It reminds me of a certain event.
03:38:04.000 I think we need to start dancing now.
03:38:08.000 This is the part where we dance. 0.89
03:38:12.000 I'm getting shot at!
03:38:16.000 Oh, it's just my quote unquote friend.
03:38:20.000 If only we weren't on the team anymore.
03:38:23.000 You would have died. 0.97
03:38:23.000 Died. 0.97
03:38:27.000 I did kill the boss. 0.96
03:38:28.000 You were right.
03:38:30.000 No, you didn't. 1.00
03:38:32.000 Aw, shit! 1.00
03:38:34.000 Aw, damn. 1.00
03:38:35.000 Nah, I'm good. 0.99
03:38:38.000 I just teleported into the storm.
03:38:40.000 No!
03:38:40.000 What?
03:38:41.000 Aw, how did I lose my disguise?
03:38:45.000 Go in the storm.
03:38:45.000 Get it.
03:38:46.000 You lose your disguise.
03:38:47.000 Go get it.
03:38:48.000 No man left behind.
03:38:49.000 No, I'm fine.
03:38:50.000 I just tell them.
03:38:51.000 No man left behind.
03:38:53.000 What?
03:38:55.000 I don't have my disguise.
03:38:57.000 I'm not getting any loot.
03:39:00.000 I may have just hurt myself, but I'm coming back.
03:39:08.000 Yeah, bro.
03:39:09.000 What about it?
03:39:10.000 What about the voice cracks, dog?
03:39:14.000 Everyone countersignaling me.
03:39:15.000 You realize it's a joke, right?
03:39:17.000 Yeah.
03:39:19.000 Jaden's voice still cracks because he's still going through puberty.
03:39:22.000 Leave him alone.
03:39:22.000 Yeah, I know that, but I'm talking about people don't get it.
03:39:26.000 Oh, they don't get us ribboned?
03:39:29.000 Yes, they don't get it.
03:39:30.000 We're ribbing on it.
03:39:31.000 We're just giving him a hard time.
03:39:31.000 We love Jaden.
03:39:33.000 People don't understand.
03:39:34.000 Yeah, people don't understand. 0.97
03:39:36.000 I just ironically hate his guts. 0.94
03:39:38.000 Exactly. 0.83
03:39:39.000 Gosh, it's not that hard to figure out.
03:39:43.000 I mean, it is when you, you know, have a low IQ.
03:39:43.000 It really is.
03:39:47.000 Yeah.
03:39:48.000 It's your high time preference, you know?
03:39:51.000 Whoops.
03:39:53.000 Alright, should I get.
03:39:55.000 I'm gonna get taco dinner.
03:40:02.000 Nick, I came back to get you.
03:40:03.000 I got this boat.
03:40:04.000 I'm gonna get.
03:40:05.000 I got an order, so it's on the way.
03:40:07.000 Taco dinner.
03:40:09.000 Oh, no.
03:40:09.000 He's not focusing on the game, is that.
03:40:12.000 Should I get guac too?
03:40:14.000 Nachos?
03:40:15.000 Oh, we're gonna get that drop right there.
03:40:16.000 What else?
03:40:17.000 Guac.
03:40:18.000 Guac it up.
03:40:21.000 Yo, we got this drop right here that's epic.
03:40:24.000 Oh.
03:40:25.000 Wrong one.
03:40:26.000 I just meant to. 1.00
03:40:27.000 Yo, guac. 0.89
03:40:29.000 And let's get some horchata.
03:40:33.000 You wanna order me something?
03:40:36.000 Remember?
03:40:37.000 I did end up buying my movie ticket, so you do owe me.
03:40:40.000 I offer to buy your ticket.
03:40:44.000 Oh, well.
03:40:45.000 You want to buy me food?
03:40:47.000 No.
03:40:48.000 I do not.
03:40:53.000 Wow.
03:40:55.000 Epic gold scar check.
03:40:58.000 That's a Luke Gobba moment.
03:41:01.000 10% tip check because I'm anticipating it's going to be bad.
03:41:05.000 A bad service.
03:41:06.000 That's a lot of money.
03:41:09.000 A percentage.
03:41:10.000 It's a big percentage right there.
03:41:13.000 I went out to eat earlier.
03:41:14.000 And the service was awful, and I was like, You're getting stiffed.
03:41:18.000 And I did.
03:41:19.000 To right to her face.
03:41:22.000 She was standing there waiting to take the receipt, and I was like, Zero.
03:41:27.000 Oh, brutal.
03:41:30.000 She didn't refill my drink, dude. 1.00
03:41:31.000 Like, that's your only fucking job. 1.00
03:41:33.000 Yeah, tell me about it. 1.00
03:41:35.000 Okay.
03:41:36.000 Order is confirmed.
03:41:39.000 And then it took like 30 minutes just to get my check. 0.99
03:41:42.000 Like, I felt like I was held hostage at the fucking restaurant. 0.99
03:41:46.000 I always bitch about that. 0.98
03:41:48.000 I'm always like, dude, there needs to be a rule that if they don't give me, like, come get the check or give me the check in a certain amount of time, I can just leave because it's illegal to hold me here. 0.81
03:41:58.000 Yeah, all right.
03:42:00.000 The food has been ordered three tacos and guacamole.
03:42:07.000 Do you guys tip your barber?
03:42:09.000 Yeah.
03:42:10.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.
03:42:11.000 What percentage are you talking?
03:42:13.000 I go to super cuts.
03:42:16.000 Yeah, I usually tip him like a five, maybe a ten if I got a little money, extra money in my pocket.
03:42:22.000 You know? 1.00
03:42:23.000 Bro, you gotta take care of your barber, dude, because he can fuck with you. 1.00
03:42:26.000 What was if it's like gray clips? 1.00
03:42:28.000 Just like random purse. 1.00
03:42:29.000 Oh, yeah, no, fuck them. 1.00
03:42:31.000 But, like, yeah, you gotta have a regular guy. 1.00
03:42:34.000 Yeah, I'm a poor loser. 1.00
03:42:36.000 Let's just hit up the emo bitch who, like, cuts your ear half the time at Superclips. 1.00
03:42:42.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00
03:42:43.000 Bro, dude, I literally get a different haircut every time I go.
03:42:46.000 Yeah, you never know what you're gonna get.
03:42:47.000 You walk in and it's inconsistent.
03:42:49.000 No, you don't.
03:42:49.000 Some.
03:42:50.000 Fat, pierced up woman tattoos. 1.00
03:42:53.000 No, I know it wants to give me the good cut. 0.97
03:42:56.000 Get the good fade and make it all good, but some are just bad.
03:43:01.000 It's so worth it to just try to find a good barber.
03:43:04.000 I should do that.
03:43:05.000 It's worth it, man.
03:43:06.000 Yeah.
03:43:09.000 Like, granted, if he's busy or something, I'll, like, I need a haircut. 0.81
03:43:12.000 Yeah, I'll go to fucking Great Clips or whatever, but, you know.
03:43:17.000 Like, and everyone, like, it's not even like I'm, like, friends with him or anything like that. 0.89
03:43:17.000 You gotta have your dude. 0.89
03:43:21.000 It's not like we, like, sit around and shoot the shit, but, like, he takes care of me, and I take care of him. 0.99
03:43:27.000 You know? 0.99
03:43:28.000 It's like how white society should be, am I right, fellas? 0.70
03:43:28.000 Yeah, I need to. 0.70
03:43:32.000 That's right. 0.96
03:43:33.000 Damn right. 0.97
03:43:33.000 That's right. 0.97
03:43:35.000 That was my first day in my life.
03:43:39.000 I see something right there. 1.00
03:43:44.000 I'm gonna go to a black barber. 1.00
03:43:46.000 Nah, I don't do that. 1.00
03:43:47.000 Yeah, I mean, you can, but I wouldn't advise it.
03:43:51.000 CJ Pearson's barber.
03:43:55.000 Dude, Jaden, why are you going off so hard?
03:43:58.000 I told you, I'm solo.
03:44:00.000 I'm riding solo.
03:44:02.000 Well, we do got the circle, like, oh, yeah.
03:44:07.000 Dude, we gotta get this drop.
03:44:09.000 There's people right now.
03:44:11.000 I'm going for the drop. 1.00
03:44:11.000 Fuck it. 1.00
03:44:13.000 Fuck it. 1.00
03:44:16.000 There's a lot of people in front of us, bro. 1.00
03:44:19.000 That was nothing good. 1.00
03:44:23.000 Oh, shit. 0.99
03:44:24.000 Launchpad. 0.99
03:44:26.000 Got a launchpad.
03:44:30.000 Well, Storm's coming in on them, so.
03:44:32.000 Yeah.
03:44:33.000 I'm gonna get my shields back.
03:44:35.000 They will.
03:44:37.000 They must come to us.
03:44:39.000 Yeah.
03:44:44.000 They're dropping. 1.00
03:44:52.000 They're getting hurt and oh shit. 1.00
03:44:53.000 Yeah, they're coming in now from there. 1.00
03:44:59.000 I'm coming to you guys.
03:45:01.000 Nope.
03:45:03.000 Somebody's laying behind us.
03:45:04.000 Behind us.
03:45:05.000 Yeah, behind us over here.
03:45:06.000 Yeah.
03:45:07.000 Ow.
03:45:07.000 Oh, hey.
03:45:12.000 Knocked one out of the air.
03:45:13.000 I have died.
03:45:14.000 Alright, let me pick you up, buddy.
03:45:17.000 Let me pick you up, little guy.
03:45:19.000 Knocked him. 1.00
03:45:20.000 You can push me in that bush. 0.81
03:45:22.000 I knocked two of them.
03:45:23.000 Yeah, get in here.
03:45:27.000 They're gonna get each other, I think. 1.00
03:45:28.000 Oh, shit! 1.00
03:45:29.000 Dude, they're coming in! 1.00
03:45:32.000 They're opening up!
03:45:34.000 I can't defend more any longer. 0.99
03:45:36.000 Oh, shit, that thing zoomed right past us. 0.99
03:45:38.000 You got any medkit? 1.00
03:45:40.000 Yeah, I got a medkit.
03:45:41.000 I got a medkit too.
03:45:43.000 I got shield. 0.99
03:45:44.000 They're on our ass. 0.99
03:45:44.000 Literally, they're on us. 0.99
03:45:46.000 You guys just.
03:45:47.000 Oh.
03:45:48.000 You guys play smart.
03:45:49.000 I'm just gonna vibe in here.
03:45:51.000 Alright.
03:45:55.000 Oh, he's coming up on top of you there.
03:45:57.000 Oh, no!
03:46:00.000 Oops.
03:46:02.000 Oh, dude, he's so.
03:46:04.000 Watch it.
03:46:05.000 He's right on top of me. 1.00
03:46:06.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00
03:46:07.000 Shit. 1.00
03:46:07.000 He's got me. 1.00
03:46:09.000 I'm.
03:46:09.000 God help you, Nick.
03:46:10.000 I'm coming.
03:46:11.000 I'm coming.
03:46:12.000 Yeah, I'm coming, buddy.
03:46:13.000 I had to finish that guy off. 0.52
03:46:15.000 Hit him once? 0.97
03:46:16.000 No, not my friend. 1.00
03:46:18.000 I fucking got him, Nick. 0.98
03:46:19.000 Where you at? 0.99
03:46:20.000 Oh, yeah.
03:46:21.000 Thank you, bro.
03:46:21.000 Oh, watch the storm, though.
03:46:22.000 Watch the storm.
03:46:25.000 Yeah, carry me in.
03:46:26.000 Does he have mats?
03:46:27.000 Where's he at?
03:46:29.000 Say he's throwing grenades.
03:46:30.000 Over here.
03:46:31.000 This side. 1.00
03:46:38.000 Fall, bitch! 1.00
03:46:40.000 Thank you. 1.00
03:46:42.000 Bobby, bitch. 1.00
03:46:43.000 Bro, he just keeps building like a retard. 1.00
03:46:45.000 We're rocking in him. 1.00
03:46:50.000 Yeah, there's two of them right there.
03:46:52.000 How do you throw these things?
03:46:53.000 Nick, you need any heals?
03:46:55.000 Nah, I got some. 1.00
03:46:57.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
03:47:16.000 Uh oh. 1.00
03:47:17.000 Uh oh.
03:47:19.000 I cracked the shield.
03:47:20.000 You may take a boat to save the day.
03:47:22.000 Bro, go.
03:47:23.000 Go off.
03:47:26.000 I cracked the shield.
03:47:27.000 I cracked the shield.
03:47:28.000 Yeah, you cracked him.
03:47:29.000 I hurt him.
03:47:31.000 Oh, I got one.
03:47:32.000 I got one. 1.00
03:47:39.000 Fuck. 1.00
03:47:42.000 I got you, Beardson. 1.00
03:47:43.000 I crunched him.
03:47:44.000 Yes, yes. 1.00
03:47:46.000 Fucking. 1.00
03:47:47.000 There's one on me right now. 1.00
03:47:49.000 It's coming up behind me. 0.96
03:47:50.000 I'm fucking almost there. 0.98
03:47:51.000 I got a guy on you. 0.98
03:47:54.000 Jaden's always.
03:47:54.000 Jaden'd be like, I got a guy on me.
03:47:56.000 I'm gonna heal up.
03:47:57.000 He's on top of me. 1.00
03:47:59.000 Fuck. 1.00
03:47:59.000 It's up to you three. 1.00
03:48:01.000 I'm healing up. 0.99
03:48:02.000 In case this shit gets real wiry. 0.99
03:48:05.000 Whoops. 1.00
03:48:08.000 Get in here, big, big, big, big.
03:48:10.000 I got you.
03:48:11.000 I'll pick you up.
03:48:12.000 I'll take care of you.
03:48:14.000 I'm in this little crevice.
03:48:17.000 We got enough time.
03:48:18.000 Just go. 1.00
03:48:19.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00
03:48:19.000 He's right there. 1.00
03:48:20.000 Watch it.
03:48:24.000 Oh, he's low.
03:48:25.000 He's low.
03:48:25.000 Where'd he go?
03:48:25.000 Where'd he go?
03:48:26.000 He's right here.
03:48:26.000 He's right here.
03:48:27.000 I see him.
03:48:29.000 Yeah.
03:48:30.000 Nice.
03:48:31.000 Nice.
03:48:31.000 Four dubs.
03:48:32.000 DJ Collins.
03:48:35.000 Oh, we did.
03:48:35.000 Yeah.
03:48:36.000 Jaden, why did you make that cringe?
03:48:39.000 Why did you make.
03:48:41.000 I'm playing it.
03:48:44.000 Well, we can't hear the music.
03:48:46.000 If it was streaming, it'd be cool.
03:48:47.000 We can't hear that.
03:48:49.000 Yo, epic. 0.99
03:48:50.000 Sing it.
03:48:50.000 Gotta sing it.
03:48:52.000 Four dubs. 0.99
03:48:53.000 Yeah, bro, let's fucking go. 0.99
03:48:55.000 Four dubs, baby. 0.99
03:48:58.000 We just get victory royales. 0.97
03:48:59.000 That's what we do.
03:49:00.000 Hey, Nick.
03:49:01.000 See that teamwork.
03:49:02.000 You save me.
03:49:02.000 See what happens.
03:49:04.000 I save you.
03:49:05.000 You save me.
03:49:07.000 Yeah, I saved you again.
03:49:08.000 I lit up that guy.
03:49:09.000 Beardson took my kill. 0.99
03:49:11.000 I took your kill, yeah. 0.99
03:49:13.000 It was my kill. 1.00
03:49:14.000 I got a headshot on him. 0.99
03:49:16.000 I broke his shield.
03:49:16.000 Hey, I saved you.
03:49:17.000 Saved Beardson before by getting at the headshot.
03:49:21.000 No, dude, me and you lit that guy up.
03:49:23.000 Yeah, I was clean.
03:49:24.000 Clean.
03:49:25.000 Clean.
03:49:26.000 Here's the thing it's not about the credit, it's a team effort, you know?
03:49:30.000 They still have not confirmed my order.
03:49:33.000 Confirm it so that I know I'm good.
03:49:36.000 Confirm it so that I know that it's going to happen.
03:49:42.000 What is this?
03:49:46.000 Tell me I'm set.
03:49:47.000 Tell me I don't have to worry anymore.
03:49:50.000 Dude, we need to.
03:49:52.000 Me carrying you, Nick, through the.
03:49:54.000 What?!
03:49:55.000 Getting shot at, getting blown up. 0.55
03:49:57.000 Order not accepted.
03:50:00.000 Order not accepted.
03:50:01.000 Sorry, the restaurant is unable to accept your order.
03:50:04.000 You will not be charged.
03:50:05.000 Well, then why.
03:50:08.000 Are you kidding me?
03:50:09.000 Why are you on here then? 1.00
03:50:14.000 I'm gonna blast my fucking head off with a gun. 1.00
03:50:20.000 That's a whole moment. 1.00
03:50:22.000 Let's land shark.
03:50:24.000 That means I gotta order again.
03:50:26.000 I'm trying to game here.
03:50:27.000 I don't have time to order.
03:50:28.000 Oh, my controller stopped working.
03:50:32.000 I was getting all excited about my tacos, my guacamole, and now we lost 20 minutes.
03:50:37.000 So that's 20 minutes later I'm gonna get my meal.
03:50:40.000 Alright, let's just get a burrito.
03:50:44.000 Let's go.
03:50:45.000 Yeah, let's do that. 0.89
03:50:48.000 Chicken.
03:50:49.000 I should have just ordered it up. 1.00
03:50:51.000 I'm sitting here fucking playing games. 0.99
03:50:52.000 I should have just fucking went live. 1.00
03:50:55.000 I'm a retard. 1.00
03:50:56.000 You still can, dog. 0.99
03:50:58.000 I should. 1.00
03:51:00.000 Yeah, fuck it. 1.00
03:51:01.000 They got sides? 1.00
03:51:02.000 Let's do burrito. 1.00
03:51:03.000 Fuck it as in you are, or fuck it as in you aren't. 1.00
03:51:08.000 I'm going live. 1.00
03:51:09.000 Well, I want to make money.
03:51:13.000 I mean, I want to make money too, bro. 0.98
03:51:14.000 I got to fucking go to this event. 0.97
03:51:19.000 I'm quitting my job Monday, you know? 0.99
03:51:23.000 Wow, it's all about the money.
03:51:24.000 For you guys, I'm just here having fun.
03:51:27.000 I think I care about games, silly games, or money.
03:51:32.000 Well, that's the opposite.
03:51:33.000 I care about the game, I don't care.
03:51:36.000 I think I'm live on this.
03:51:40.000 I'm getting guacamole.
03:51:42.000 No, I'm good.
03:51:45.000 You're good?
03:51:46.000 I'm live on this live.
03:51:46.000 You're good?
03:51:47.000 I couldn't remember.
03:51:49.000 I had to have Sean do the stream earlier.
03:52:02.000 Here's what you gotta do, yo.
03:52:04.000 Genius Jack?
03:52:05.000 I have to clean up my room.
03:52:10.000 So simple.
03:52:11.000 Winning this game.
03:52:14.000 So simple.
03:52:15.000 How do you get the best loot?
03:52:18.000 This is how, if you're smart, this is what you do, how you play.
03:52:26.000 Do it like this.
03:52:28.000 BJ Khaled.
03:52:31.000 Yeah, you know, you can take, yeah, you take.
03:52:33.000 That's fine.
03:52:34.000 I thought you were Jaden.
03:52:37.000 Never mind.
03:52:39.000 You can have it.
03:52:39.000 It's fine.
03:52:40.000 I thought you're Jay.
03:52:41.000 I just wanted to piss him off.
03:52:47.000 I was like, wow, it's fine.
03:52:50.000 Whatever.
03:52:51.000 Whatever.
03:52:53.000 Whatever, dude.
03:52:58.000 I would never do that to you, Jaden.
03:52:59.000 Just FYI.
03:53:00.000 It's for the content.
03:53:01.000 All right.
03:53:03.000 Okay.
03:53:04.000 Looks like my order was confirmed.
03:53:07.000 Nice.
03:53:08.000 I am on my way to eating a large burrito and chips, too.
03:53:13.000 Can you send me one?
03:53:15.000 No, I will not be sending you anything. 1.00
03:53:20.000 I'm so humbled by a retarded mom. 1.00
03:53:25.000 Hey. 1.00
03:53:26.000 What's going on?
03:53:26.000 Did you talk to your mom like that?
03:53:33.000 Bruh!
03:53:36.000 Let me get up here.
03:53:37.000 Holy, I.
03:53:39.000 Oh my gosh.
03:53:42.000 You trying to do a pull up?
03:53:43.000 Hello, Leadville.
03:53:45.000 What up?
03:53:45.000 What up, bass?
03:53:47.000 Big.
03:53:48.000 Dev.
03:53:50.000 Everybody in Nick's chat, come to my chat and give me money since he doesn't care about the money.
03:53:55.000 Yeah, come to my stream.
03:53:56.000 Adhar, what up?
03:53:58.000 Coming in with the diamond.
03:54:00.000 I appreciate that.
03:54:02.000 Very bass.
03:54:04.000 Already coming in hot.
03:54:05.000 Adhar. 0.99
03:54:06.000 One of the very few people who.
03:54:08.000 Oh, you guys are streaming now too?
03:54:10.000 For real?
03:54:11.000 I mean, Bearson did it, so I'm like, I'm doing it.
03:54:11.000 Yeah.
03:54:14.000 You guys are.
03:54:16.000 You told me to!
03:54:18.000 I don't think I did, actually.
03:54:20.000 You did, Paul.
03:54:22.000 You're like, Beardson, go live, because you have to afford that AFPAC trip, and we gotta hang out.
03:54:26.000 And I was like, yeah, alright.
03:54:29.000 I wasn't gonna do that.
03:54:32.000 But then Beardson did it, so I'm like, well, if Beardson did it.
03:54:35.000 You act like I'm gonna put a big dent in your audience here.
03:54:38.000 You're killing me.
03:54:41.000 Guy's over here with like 30,000 followers, and I'm over here with my measly three, and he's like, come on, bro!
03:54:49.000 Yeah!
03:54:50.000 Yeah!
03:54:54.000 I. All the viewers, I have to have all of them host.
03:54:58.000 You both have to host me.
03:55:01.000 I did!
03:55:01.000 You've never hosted me!
03:55:04.000 I always host you guys!
03:55:06.000 I've never gotten one time.
03:55:09.000 Jaden, I host you!
03:55:10.000 Every day!
03:55:11.000 Every day I host you!
03:55:13.000 That's not true!
03:55:14.000 All the time!
03:55:16.000 All you guys do is just take.
03:55:18.000 Take.
03:55:19.000 Look, I've never gotten a Nick host, ever.
03:55:23.000 Beardson, I literally hosted you yesterday.
03:55:26.000 When?
03:55:27.000 When you were streaming.
03:55:30.000 I don't remember this.
03:55:31.000 I think I hosted you all the time.
03:55:33.000 Everybody.
03:55:35.000 Hey, I hosted you the other day.
03:55:37.000 I hosted you the other day.
03:55:37.000 I hosted you the other day.
03:55:39.000 Look, Nick, I'm sorry for the 30 people who opened another tab.
03:55:45.000 I apologize for leeching.
03:55:48.000 I'll remember. 1.00
03:55:50.000 Oh, I'm getting Ninja Genies now.
03:55:51.000 Hell yeah.
03:55:52.000 Like to announce to everyone that I'm starting my big shout out.
03:55:57.000 Yeah, tune into my stream actually.
03:56:00.000 Oh, thank you for the ninja jet.
03:56:03.000 I wanted to give you this instead of Nick.
03:56:04.000 Oh, thank you.
03:56:05.000 Oh, wow.
03:56:06.000 See that?
03:56:07.000 I haven't gotten a ninja.
03:56:12.000 Beardson, maybe if you would have blown up the fashion show, you would have gotten a ninja jet. 0.99
03:56:17.000 The fucking circle's coming. 1.00
03:56:17.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
03:56:19.000 Oh, brah. 1.00
03:56:21.000 Did we even get the vault this time or no?
03:56:23.000 Yeah.
03:56:24.000 Yeah.
03:56:25.000 Well, somebody got the vault, I guess.
03:56:27.000 Oh, I did.
03:56:29.000 I did.
03:56:29.000 Oh, come on.
03:56:31.000 Oh, come on, man.
03:56:34.000 Come on!
03:56:35.000 No!
03:56:36.000 This is not good.
03:56:39.000 Drewski!
03:56:40.000 Yo, four downs and Jaden some coin base.
03:56:43.000 Yo, what's up, Huncho Jack?
03:56:46.000 Thanks for the Ninja Genie.
03:56:47.000 Road Warrior with the two diamonds.
03:56:50.000 Unbelievable.
03:56:51.000 I'm dying over here.
03:56:53.000 Okay, go, go, go, go.
03:56:55.000 Get in.
03:56:56.000 Get in. 1.00
03:56:57.000 Oh, shit! 0.99
03:56:57.000 I'm getting a buff! 0.99
03:56:59.000 My bow.
03:56:59.000 Are you kidding?
03:57:01.000 Zavibas gave me one Ninja Genie.
03:57:03.000 He says, don't give any of this to Nick.
03:57:05.000 Wow.
03:57:06.000 See how it goes?
03:57:06.000 See?
03:57:08.000 Actually, I mean, I bought you the Battle Pass, bro.
03:57:10.000 Yeah, that's true.
03:57:10.000 That's fair.
03:57:12.000 So.
03:57:14.000 Yeah, I'll just take my measly stream here.
03:57:17.000 Measly, meager stream.
03:57:19.000 Lemons.
03:57:21.000 I guess I'll just starve. 1.00
03:57:22.000 Yeah, fuck me, right? 1.00
03:57:23.000 I guess I'll just go hungry again. 1.00
03:57:27.000 Yeah, I might as well just cancel my Uber Eats.
03:57:27.000 Yeah.
03:57:30.000 It's like, you know, I won't even be able to pay my rent.
03:57:33.000 I'll have to decide between paying my electricity or my health insurance this month.
03:57:37.000 Bro, at least you have health.
03:57:39.000 I don't even have health insurance.
03:57:40.000 I don't have anything. 0.73
03:57:43.000 My wife's streaming this from the basement of a church.
03:57:47.000 I don't even own any of this.
03:57:48.000 This isn't even my shirt.
03:57:50.000 I killed another homeless guy and took it.
03:57:54.000 That's my shirt. 0.94
03:57:55.000 I gave you the shirt off of my back.
03:57:57.000 Yeah, that's right.
03:57:58.000 You were the homeless guy.
03:58:00.000 I was.
03:58:02.000 Armenian Groyper just donated a Ninjagini.
03:58:04.000 Wow, thank you so much.
03:58:06.000 Thank you, Armenian Groyper. 0.97
03:58:08.000 Road Warrior gave me a diamond and says, Here's a diamond so Jaden and Nick can't eat. 0.99
03:58:12.000 Now I'll be able to buy diapers for my three kids.
03:58:15.000 I'm one of them.
03:58:18.000 That's my diaper bill.
03:58:20.000 My diaper fund for the month.
03:58:22.000 Yo, give me for my kids, not for me, obviously.
03:58:26.000 Obviously. 0.59
03:58:28.000 Change me.
03:58:29.000 Groom me daddy just followed.
03:58:31.000 What's up?
03:58:33.000 I need 26 more followers to hit 3K.
03:58:35.000 We got a diamond from Infamous Gabe.
03:58:37.000 We now have a contest.
03:58:39.000 You need to show your support for your favorite streamer by giving us money.
03:58:46.000 Beardson's winning the contest.
03:58:48.000 Give more money to me to show that I'm the best.
03:58:52.000 Yeah, I'm clearly winning.
03:58:53.000 Yeah, I'm winning.
03:58:54.000 Bro, you're sitting like a 20,000 lino this stream.
03:58:57.000 I don't know what you're talking about.
03:58:58.000 Well, hey, the gap is closing.
03:59:00.000 The gap is rapidly closing as of 10 minutes ago.
03:59:04.000 In order to show that Nick is the best streamer, you need to donate more money to win the contest.
03:59:13.000 Nick, you need to keep muting people so people continue to give me money to tell you that.
03:59:17.000 The next Ninjagini is going to get.
03:59:19.000 Of the grand prize by me, a shout out on America First Saturday.
03:59:24.000 You see, you're trying to make this a competition.
03:59:26.000 I'm just trying to go to AFPAC and figure out where we all win.
03:59:29.000 It's a contest we all win.
03:59:32.000 Look, guys, I want all of her donations.
03:59:35.000 Donations are going to go to me.
03:59:37.000 I want them. 1.00
03:59:39.000 First Ninjet wins.
03:59:40.000 First Ninjet wins.
03:59:41.000 That's that's big.
03:59:42.000 Thanks to Big Money Wage for giving me that Ninjet.
03:59:44.000 Thank you, Big Money Wage.
03:59:46.000 I wanted to go to appreciate it.
03:59:47.000 I'm you know, he's been such a good friend.
03:59:47.000 Is he?
03:59:50.000 Oh, we got another Ninjit from Just a White Male. 0.95
03:59:53.000 We're almost there. 0.95
03:59:54.000 We have to keep pushing.
03:59:56.000 We have to keep pushing to win this grand contract.
03:59:58.000 Remember who created Nick?
04:00:01.000 Remember who was the puppet master?
04:00:02.000 Who created Nick?
04:00:04.000 My mom created me.
04:00:06.000 Thank you very much.
04:00:09.000 Remember, I was the puppet master, okay?
04:00:12.000 Back when Nick was just a small fry, me and Sean created him in our image.
04:00:17.000 That's not good.
04:00:19.000 Cassie Dillon created him.
04:00:21.000 Cassie Dillon was my mom.
04:00:23.000 That's what the poll threads say, Nick.
04:00:24.000 And if there's anything I believe, it's poll threads. 0.73
04:00:26.000 Just a white male, four more Ninja Genies. 0.90
04:00:30.000 Wow, thank you so much. 1.00
04:00:32.000 Thank you so much.
04:00:33.000 You've pushed us back into the lead.
04:00:36.000 But not for long.
04:00:37.000 I hear Beardson's charging behind.
04:00:40.000 Aw, no. 0.99
04:00:41.000 Five Ninjagini.
04:00:43.000 Five Ninjagini.
04:00:44.000 Thank you.
04:00:45.000 Wow.
04:00:45.000 We are just.
04:00:47.000 Nicker Nation is dominating by all the money you're sending me.
04:00:50.000 We are dominating the gods. 0.86
04:00:52.000 The 16 Ninjats.
04:00:55.000 Thanks for the four lemons.
04:00:57.000 Nick is the god.
04:00:59.000 Nick is the god that I'm molded. 1.00
04:01:02.000 And now he's coming to kill me. 0.99
04:01:04.000 Another six Ninja Geeks from white male. 1.00
04:01:09.000 Wow. 0.67
04:01:11.000 And we, and Nickers are in the building coughing up their money to me.
04:01:16.000 This is unreal.
04:01:17.000 The one lemon from Brain Sick.
04:01:19.000 Another, it's seven.
04:01:21.000 But you know what is funny though is I have seen on the internet before and in other places people are like, people unironically do that where they're like, oh, you gotta keep donating money for the contest.
04:01:33.000 And it's just so transparent what that's about.
04:01:36.000 You know what I mean?
04:01:36.000 Oh, yeah.
04:01:38.000 Like, I'm being ironic, obviously, as hilarious as you are.
04:01:42.000 Obviously.
04:01:43.000 Someone's popping shots.
04:01:44.000 Oh, you guys are fighting.
04:01:46.000 We gotta focus up.
04:01:47.000 Alright, focus up.
04:01:48.000 I don't have an AR, so.
04:01:52.000 I knocked him down.
04:01:53.000 I did fall damage to him.
04:01:54.000 He's hurt. 1.00
04:01:56.000 Thank Nyx Mods for muting me. 0.98
04:01:57.000 Nyx Mods are dumb.
04:01:59.000 Thank you for the diamonds. 1.00
04:02:00.000 You're dumb. 1.00
04:02:02.000 30 year old boomer coming in. 1.00
04:02:06.000 I'm dead. 0.92
04:02:07.000 I don't have an AR.
04:02:09.000 Dude, get one.
04:02:12.000 Good point.
04:02:13.000 We have like a literal army of guys.
04:02:16.000 Bro, there's like so many dudes.
04:02:18.000 We're fighting right now.
04:02:21.000 Oh, not.
04:02:24.000 I'll read all those.
04:02:25.000 See that guy under there? 1.00
04:02:28.000 Aw, shit, shit, shit, shit. 1.00
04:02:29.000 Aw, damn it! 1.00
04:02:30.000 I'm down. 1.00
04:02:31.000 Yo, thanks, Armenian Groyper. 0.99
04:02:33.000 Wow, three diamonds from Armenian Groyper. 0.95
04:02:36.000 Even though I'm down.
04:02:37.000 Yo, we're losing.
04:02:38.000 Somebody, Vala, pick me up.
04:02:40.000 I'm right here.
04:02:41.000 Oh, there's a guy right here.
04:02:42.000 There's a guy right next to me, dude.
04:02:43.000 Oh, there's, yeah, there's two, two, there's two, I'm dead.
04:02:50.000 Murdoch, you gotta be our guy.
04:02:54.000 No, I'm, I'm whiffing.
04:02:55.000 Rawr!
04:02:57.000 Rawr!
04:02:58.000 Four diamonds.
04:02:58.000 The four diamonds.
04:03:00.000 See, you guys lost the match because you made us, you distracted.
04:03:04.000 You're, you're distracted because.
04:03:05.000 Yeah, it was you.
04:03:06.000 You're on stream.
04:03:07.000 You're streaming and now you're not focused on winning.
04:03:10.000 Yeah, you know me.
04:03:10.000 I don't, bro.
04:03:11.000 I always pay attention to my stream.
04:03:14.000 You do?
04:03:15.000 Yeah, that's not it.
04:03:16.000 Bro, I was, I was, I pay so little attention to my stream that I just left it running all night last night by accident.
04:03:22.000 Did you really?
04:03:24.000 Yeah, I woke up and somebody had D music.
04:03:26.000 Hey, bro, you're still streaming.
04:03:27.000 I think Jaden, yeah, Jaden's music.
04:03:28.000 Oh, yeah, after we quit, Jaden's like, oh, Beards is still streaming.
04:03:35.000 Yeah.
04:03:37.000 Nobody donated, though.
04:03:38.000 I was not there.
04:03:39.000 I was a little disappointed.
04:03:40.000 That's comical. 0.99
04:03:41.000 I was really hoping I'd wake up and just have like fucking ninjets running in while I was gone. 0.99
04:03:46.000 Alright, we need focus. 0.99
04:03:48.000 No more monkeying around, okay?
04:03:50.000 No more brother wars.
04:03:52.000 Yeah, no more monkey wars.
04:03:54.000 No more lemons for Beardson or Jaden.
04:03:56.000 It's too distracting.
04:03:57.000 I swear, give them to me.
04:03:59.000 I'm gonna open the chest up.
04:04:01.000 The fans deserve it.
04:04:03.000 Cringe.
04:04:04.000 Well, I always open it up whenever I get like a Ninja Genie.
04:04:07.000 I think that's a fair rule.
04:04:08.000 I never open it.
04:04:11.000 Nick will never open his chest.
04:04:13.000 Chest is closed.
04:04:17.000 I might open it tonight.
04:04:20.000 Oh, yeah, let me hop in your chat then.
04:04:22.000 Yo, Spurts says, Der, Der, Brother Wars.
04:04:27.000 Yeah, funny.
04:04:28.000 Funny, okay.
04:04:29.000 We're popping my chest.
04:04:30.000 We're popping it right now.
04:04:32.000 Boom.
04:04:32.000 Hang on, Mine's been popped.
04:04:34.000 I'm opening my chest right now, too.
04:04:36.000 Bro, let me get in.
04:04:39.000 Let me get in.
04:04:41.000 Are you still the tropical weather, dude?
04:04:43.000 That's funny.
04:04:44.000 It is so hot in my apartment.
04:04:46.000 It's 71 degrees.
04:04:48.000 Oh, yeah, got it.
04:04:49.000 Got in.
04:04:50.000 I got in.
04:04:55.000 Thank you, half civilized, for the diamond.
04:04:58.000 Oh, base.
04:05:01.000 Beardson stealing my money. 0.99
04:05:03.000 Damn right. 1.00
04:05:05.000 Damn right. 0.98
04:05:06.000 Did I get anything? 0.84
04:05:08.000 What did you get?
04:05:09.000 I didn't get it.
04:05:10.000 I don't know.
04:05:10.000 I didn't say I got anything.
04:05:11.000 I collected rewards though.
04:05:13.000 Oh, your chest was weak.
04:05:15.000 I just said better luck next time.
04:05:17.000 Well, I'm gonna continue to put money into it and open it over and over and over and over.
04:05:23.000 Over and over and over.
04:05:25.000 Hello, controller. 0.99
04:05:27.000 Damn, it's raining in the chat right now. 0.97
04:05:29.000 Lemons, ice cream. 0.99
04:05:30.000 Imagine donating to Beardson, says Monster.
04:05:33.000 I pray.
04:05:34.000 Thank you for the donation.
04:05:35.000 Why would you not?
04:05:36.000 Why would you not donate to me?
04:05:38.000 Alright, can we go to the yacht?
04:05:39.000 Yeah, we gotta return to the yacht.
04:05:42.000 Return. 0.99
04:05:43.000 I had to fucking talk with fucking Hunter Avalon today. 0.99
04:05:47.000 I'm so hungry. 1.00
04:05:48.000 25 minutes?
04:05:49.000 Seriously?
04:05:50.000 Can't it just be here now?
04:05:55.000 It's crazy, bro.
04:05:56.000 I want food.
04:05:57.000 Teddy Roosevelt hated monopolies and I do.
04:06:00.000 Civilized.
04:06:01.000 Do you know what I had for dinner today?
04:06:02.000 I had ice cream for dinner.
04:06:05.000 Hey, that's base.
04:06:06.000 Don't counter signal ad, bro.
04:06:08.000 You know what we had?
04:06:09.000 You know what my dad prepared for dinner?
04:06:11.000 Lentil soup and salad, okay?
04:06:14.000 Somebody bought us that. 0.99
04:06:16.000 And it's just trash. 0.97
04:06:18.000 Well, it wasn't good. 0.99
04:06:20.000 Oh man, I had to stomach it.
04:06:23.000 16 followers away from 3K.
04:06:28.000 That's epic, dude.
04:06:29.000 Once I hit 3K and I get like 50 more subs, I'm going to apply for Gold Partner and not get it.
04:06:36.000 Tell Nick to go on disability because of vertigo.
04:06:40.000 Thank you for the diamond.
04:06:41.000 I haven't gotten it in a while.
04:06:45.000 You went to the doctor, right?
04:06:46.000 No.
04:06:47.000 Okay.
04:06:48.000 I don't trust that.
04:06:49.000 Nick doesn't go to the doctor.
04:06:51.000 Nick gets vertigo because he's 6'6.
04:06:53.000 He's so tall.
04:06:54.000 He just looks down and he's like, ugh.
04:06:57.000 You're atro.
04:06:59.000 Yeah, we got people here.
04:07:00.000 Real people.
04:07:02.000 I'm a big man.
04:07:06.000 Uh oh.
04:07:09.000 Ah!
04:07:10.000 Oh, come on.
04:07:11.000 Are you kidding me?
04:07:12.000 Dude, I literally died right out of the gator. 1.00
04:07:15.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
04:07:16.000 Somebody rush me. 1.00
04:07:17.000 I'm in the water.
04:07:18.000 I'm in the soup. 1.00
04:07:20.000 That was so gay. 1.00
04:07:35.000 Nick, I'm coming for you, alright? 1.00
04:07:39.000 Yeah, we'll see. 0.99
04:07:42.000 Hey, Armenian Groypers has got a special gift for you. 1.00
04:07:45.000 We'll be in your PO box when you get back from AF Pack. 0.99
04:07:48.000 Hey, well, thanks a lot, man.
04:07:50.000 Thanks for being Jagini.
04:07:52.000 I appreciate you.
04:07:54.000 Oh, hey.
04:07:56.000 My hero.
04:07:58.000 My hero!
04:07:59.000 My rescuer.
04:08:06.000 Oh, what the?
04:08:07.000 There's a guy here.
04:08:08.000 I just got downed. 1.00
04:08:09.000 Oh shit, the cat! 1.00
04:08:10.000 The cat! 1.00
04:08:11.000 Catboy.
04:08:15.000 You got me.
04:08:17.000 You got me.
04:08:18.000 I'm a secret agent, people.
04:08:20.000 Bruh.
04:08:22.000 Catboy's down.
04:08:22.000 Got the catboy.
04:08:24.000 No.
04:08:25.000 No!
04:08:27.000 Yes.
04:08:29.000 How could you?
04:08:31.000 I did it.
04:08:32.000 Guy next to me, guys.
04:08:32.000 Got the card.
04:08:37.000 I'm getting my card.
04:08:39.000 They're probably waiting by the vault here.
04:08:43.000 I think there is a guy down there actually.
04:08:44.000 I'm a gamer.
04:08:46.000 I'm shaking him down there.
04:08:47.000 Yeah, there's a guy underneath me right now.
04:08:49.000 I'm shaking him.
04:08:52.000 Dude, I hit the box.
04:08:54.000 Wrecked him. 1.00
04:08:58.000 Yeah, I finished him off, bitch. 1.00
04:09:02.000 Yo, what up, Cassandra? 1.00
04:09:04.000 Thank you for the diamond. 0.99
04:09:05.000 Yo, Cassandra, come here. 0.57
04:09:06.000 Cassandra Fairbanks? 0.68
04:09:08.000 Yeah. 0.92
04:09:09.000 Bro, what the heck? 0.78
04:09:10.000 She never watches my stream. 0.96
04:09:12.000 Oh, he's finishing me off.
04:09:13.000 He's finishing me off.
04:09:17.000 Oh!
04:09:18.000 I'm a gamer, it's fine.
04:09:31.000 I thought you had this room locked down.
04:09:33.000 I should have known better.
04:09:35.000 I killed, I was fighting like two dudes. 0.87
04:09:37.000 Wow. 0.68
04:09:39.000 Jaden, what is wrong with you today?
04:09:41.000 You should have seen the play.
04:09:43.000 You should have seen the play, the box.
04:09:44.000 Just save it.
04:09:46.000 It's always excuses.
04:09:46.000 Just save the watch.
04:09:48.000 It's always excuses.
04:09:49.000 Save it for somebody's hair.
04:09:51.000 She says that she watches your streams, but you're wrong about WikiLeaks.
04:09:54.000 She does?
04:09:55.000 I'm wrong about what?
04:09:56.000 WikiLeaks.
04:09:57.000 WikiLeaks? 0.97
04:09:58.000 Yeah, Cassandra's a WikiLeaks fan.
04:10:02.000 I have to stand Cassandra because she gifted me a sub in Patrick's chat, which is, you know, really not beneficial to me at all, but it was a nice gesture, I guess.
04:10:12.000 Even though the money goes to Patrick, who's, you know, cringe.
04:10:15.000 Retro says, have you gotten a single dub? 0.99
04:10:17.000 Shut the fuck up, Retro. 0.99
04:10:19.000 We've gotten like five dubs. 1.00
04:10:22.000 Yeah, yeah, bitch. 1.00
04:10:23.000 Dumb fucking idiot. 1.00
04:10:25.000 Yeah, retro. 1.00
04:10:26.000 Why don't you go back to your hovel in Argentina?
04:10:30.000 Yeah, yeah, seriously.
04:10:34.000 You go sell some ballots.
04:10:35.000 I got one W. We'll get Ws all over. 1.00
04:10:38.000 I'll come to your fucking house and get a W. I'm going to get a W with your mom. 0.99
04:10:44.000 Got him. 1.00
04:10:45.000 Big Rich, X14.
04:10:47.000 Thank you for the.
04:10:49.000 Dude, that was epic.
04:10:51.000 That was epic.
04:10:51.000 The.
04:10:52.000 The box play, knowing it in chat, cared, but.
04:10:56.000 Is that the one where you died?
04:10:58.000 Yeah.
04:10:59.000 Half the life says return to the hole.
04:11:01.000 It was epic.
04:11:02.000 Yeah, it was epic how you died, Jaden.
04:11:04.000 What a play.
04:11:06.000 Juice Slayer has entered the chat.
04:11:17.000 Is it time to return to tradition?
04:11:20.000 Go to the hole.
04:11:21.000 It is.
04:11:21.000 It's time to go to the hole.
04:11:22.000 The whole time.
04:11:24.000 Bro, all my homies are getting dubs in the hole, you know?
04:11:27.000 Oh, yeah.
04:11:29.000 Getting more than dubs in the hole.
04:11:34.000 Killstreaks, as well as dubs.
04:11:38.000 Oh, wait, what's going on?
04:11:40.000 There we go.
04:11:42.000 Dude, my controller every single game.
04:11:46.000 My wave is getting picked up.
04:11:48.000 I'm sorry.
04:11:49.000 Being acquired.
04:11:54.000 Drewski, thanks for the diamond.
04:11:56.000 How do you pronounce it?
04:11:57.000 Isn't that it?
04:11:57.000 Zhu?
04:11:59.000 Pronounce it, Zhu.
04:12:00.000 Can somebody give me a ninja so I can buy a controller?
04:12:04.000 Whatever.
04:12:05.000 I'm going to pronounce it Zhu because I'm an American.
04:12:08.000 That's true.
04:12:08.000 We got company, by the way.
04:12:10.000 Oh, wonderful.
04:12:11.000 Yeah, we do.
04:12:13.000 We got company.
04:12:13.000 We're playing with Drewski.
04:12:15.000 People are trying to take our hole, dude.
04:12:17.000 They are.
04:12:21.000 Oh, what we are playing with Beardson.
04:12:26.000 You're always on, bro.
04:12:28.000 I'm dead. 0.97
04:12:28.000 I'm dead. 0.97
04:12:29.000 They got me.
04:12:31.000 Thoughts will give me up.
04:12:32.000 Of course.
04:12:33.000 Um, I don't think I will.
04:12:35.000 You.
04:12:37.000 Fortnite week.
04:12:38.000 Factual.
04:12:39.000 Give me up.
04:12:40.000 Alright, come meet me in the gamer.
04:12:43.000 I don't think I can.
04:12:44.000 Get over here. 1.00
04:12:45.000 Oh, shit, shit, shit. 1.00
04:12:46.000 Yo, guys on me? 1.00
04:12:48.000 Rebel C, get some Uber Eats on me.
04:12:50.000 With the diamond.
04:12:52.000 Get in here.
04:12:53.000 I got you, dog. 0.96
04:12:55.000 Get him!
04:12:55.000 Oh no!
04:12:56.000 Get him!
04:12:57.000 We're dead! 1.00
04:12:57.000 Tell the fuck off! 1.00
04:12:58.000 Tell the fuck off! 1.00
04:12:59.000 We're dead! 1.00
04:13:00.000 Get in the tunnel!
04:13:00.000 Bro!
04:13:02.000 I'm outta here!
04:13:04.000 Alright, sorry guys, I'm gonna save this run.
04:13:07.000 I'm upset.
04:13:09.000 Yeah, save this run for us, will ya?
04:13:11.000 I'm upset!
04:13:13.000 Aw, Valdo's dead already!
04:13:16.000 Aw, bruh!
04:13:17.000 Bruh, I got nuked by the boss.
04:13:19.000 He just melted me.
04:13:24.000 Am I the only one alive right now?
04:13:27.000 Yeah.
04:13:28.000 Alright, I'm gonna go pee.
04:13:29.000 I'll be right back. 0.99
04:13:30.000 Urinate and balls. 0.99
04:13:32.000 I'm gonna go urinate. 0.99
04:13:36.000 That's cool.
04:13:36.000 I gotta go collect cards now.
04:13:38.000 Everyone go check out.
04:13:40.000 And then collect cards.
04:13:41.000 Go watch.
04:13:42.000 Never mind.
04:13:43.000 I'm just.
04:13:44.000 Got one diamond from Boat School.
04:13:45.000 This is where the best gameplay is.
04:13:47.000 Nick's mods need to unmute me.
04:13:50.000 Nah, that's a.
04:13:51.000 Give me a ninjit and I'll make Nick unmute you. 1.00
04:13:54.000 Yeah, true.
04:13:55.000 I do need a wireless.
04:14:02.000 Alright, let me go scoop volatile.
04:14:08.000 He's in the room by the wind tunnel.
04:14:11.000 Ah, okay.
04:14:12.000 The top one.
04:14:13.000 Is there anybody near there?
04:14:14.000 I don't know.
04:14:17.000 I died right on top of the wind tunnel.
04:14:19.000 Ah, I don't think I'm gonna be able to get his card.
04:14:22.000 He can get my card though, and that's all that matters.
04:14:24.000 He's not even there, you know? 0.99
04:14:26.000 Ah, shit. 1.00
04:14:27.000 God damn it. 1.00
04:14:29.000 Nice encounter to guy. 0.99
04:14:31.000 Yep, right there.
04:14:32.000 Aw, come on.
04:14:33.000 He's got the gold minigun.
04:14:35.000 Yeah. 1.00
04:14:37.000 You're gay? 0.99
04:14:37.000 Oh, really? 0.99
04:14:38.000 Oh, okay. 1.00
04:14:39.000 So, you're a faggot. 1.00
04:14:40.000 Aww. 1.00
04:14:41.000 Hey!
04:14:43.000 Hey, whoa! 1.00
04:14:46.000 I know, Cassandra Rules just subscribed.
04:14:49.000 Thank you, Cassandra.
04:14:50.000 Yeah, I'm excited to meet everybody at AF Pack, dude.
04:14:58.000 This is gonna be a good time.
04:15:01.000 Oh, yeah.
04:15:02.000 Me and all the boys.
04:15:04.000 All the characters.
04:15:07.000 Me and the extended universe.
04:15:09.000 Excited to meet Val.
04:15:10.000 Val's gonna be there.
04:15:12.000 Oh, really?
04:15:14.000 That's what he said.
04:15:14.000 He said he's coming.
04:15:17.000 I don't know what he looks like, though.
04:15:22.000 So that's going to be the weird thing is trying to meet people who have no idea what they look like.
04:15:28.000 There's got to be a game.
04:15:30.000 What does Nick look like?
04:15:32.000 Yeah, can we get a face dox on Nick?
04:15:35.000 No, no, I can't.
04:15:37.000 I'll lose my job.
04:15:42.000 I heard Mark Fuentes is also going.
04:15:44.000 Can you confirm?
04:15:45.000 Mark?
04:15:46.000 No, Mark is too bad optics.
04:15:49.000 I'm going.
04:15:52.000 Yeah.
04:15:52.000 Is this true?
04:15:55.000 I'm going.
04:15:58.000 You know what?
04:15:59.000 I'm going to get everybody, whenever Pat comes on stage, I'm going to get everybody to chant Beardson when he comes on stage.
04:16:06.000 Beardson!
04:16:10.000 Big Rich!
04:16:11.000 When he gets on stage.
04:16:15.000 All hail Reinhardt!
04:16:16.000 All hail Reinhardt Wolf.
04:16:17.000 Big Rich X14 is the Ninja Genie.
04:16:21.000 Admins is a sensitive bit.
04:16:23.000 Hard check.
04:16:24.000 Alright, let's go rig.
04:16:25.000 We haven't gone to the rig in a while.
04:16:27.000 Nick, everyone's just giving money that has been muted, essentially.
04:16:32.000 Yeah, we got one diamond from Boat School.
04:16:34.000 He says, I have alts on backup, but I like my main. 0.98
04:16:37.000 Well, again, the Ninja Geenie, and I'll make it happen. 0.82
04:16:40.000 I've got a direct plug to Nicholas Fuentes right now for a ninjit.
04:16:47.000 I'll be like, hey, Nick, unmute this guy, please.
04:16:51.000 And he'll do it.
04:16:53.000 If you give me money, true.
04:16:55.000 I need a haircut so bad. 0.97
04:16:56.000 I look like a fat. 0.99
04:16:59.000 I look like something. 1.00
04:17:00.000 You look like a fat boy. 1.00
04:17:02.000 Yeah, fat. 1.00
04:17:02.000 I look fat. 1.00
04:17:03.000 That's what I do.
04:17:04.000 What's wrong with your hair, Jacob? 1.00
04:17:06.000 Just look gay. 1.00
04:17:08.000 I need a haircut so bad. 1.00
04:17:09.000 I haven't gotten a haircut in two months. 1.00
04:17:11.000 One time it's like Zabiba. 1.00
04:17:13.000 I'm not. 0.99
04:17:14.000 What's wrong?
04:17:15.000 How have you not gotten one in two months?
04:17:17.000 Because I'm poor.
04:17:18.000 I save.
04:17:18.000 So now that I'm going to DC.
04:17:20.000 You can't afford a $20 haircut every day.
04:17:22.000 No, I'm going to DC, so I'm going to get one.
04:17:26.000 I got one like a week ago, but I feel like I need to get another one before the event, you know?
04:17:33.000 I got a day ago.
04:17:34.000 I got a pretty fresh cut.
04:17:39.000 I haven't gotten one since GLS. 1.00
04:17:41.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
04:17:42.000 I'm dead. 1.00
04:17:44.000 I'm gonna get one this week.
04:17:46.000 Yeah, me too.
04:17:47.000 I hope Pat gets one, because he looks like a beetle right now.
04:17:50.000 What does that even mean?
04:17:54.000 Like, being a musical artist.
04:17:56.000 Oh, okay.
04:17:57.000 What do you mean?
04:17:58.000 What does that even mean?
04:18:00.000 I'm not old.
04:18:02.000 Bruh.
04:18:02.000 Yeah, I'm not sure you know this, but the Beatles are actually a very popular band.
04:18:07.000 Yeah, I get it now. 0.91
04:18:08.000 I look like the bug, dummy.
04:18:12.000 The bug.
04:18:14.000 JB meeting Paul McCartney and be like, so did you guys name yourselves after the bug?
04:18:22.000 I'm coming.
04:18:23.000 I'm coming, Murdoch.
04:18:25.000 I got you.
04:18:25.000 Thank you, sir.
04:18:26.000 I salute you.
04:18:26.000 I got you.
04:18:29.000 It's a waste of money, Half Civilized. 1.00
04:18:31.000 It's a waste of money. 0.98
04:18:31.000 Why get it? 0.98
04:18:32.000 All I do is go to class.
04:18:36.000 One diamond from blue 1996 that says, Moisturize your beard.
04:18:41.000 Why do you care how moist my beard?
04:18:43.000 Yeah, exactly.
04:18:44.000 Zoomer moment.
04:18:46.000 Yo, do you? 1.00
04:18:47.000 What's up, dumb bit? 1.00
04:18:48.000 Wow! 1.00
04:18:49.000 Yeah, come at me again, idiot. 1.00
04:18:52.000 Do you use anything for your beard? 1.00
04:18:54.000 Yeah, I use shit all the time. 1.00
04:18:55.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
04:18:56.000 The boss is on me. 1.00
04:18:57.000 I need some recommendations.
04:19:00.000 Guys, the boss is on me.
04:19:01.000 Can you come help me?
04:19:02.000 I'm being attacked.
04:19:03.000 No, hang on.
04:19:03.000 I got shields.
04:19:04.000 I got shields. 1.00
04:19:06.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
04:19:09.000 He's coming. 1.00
04:19:09.000 He's jumping over. 1.00
04:19:10.000 He's going to merc me.
04:19:11.000 Ow.
04:19:12.000 I am hurt.
04:19:14.000 Oh, this guy's a builder.
04:19:15.000 Oh, yeah, he is. 1.00
04:19:16.000 What a homo. 1.00
04:19:17.000 He got me, too. 1.00
04:19:20.000 Yeah, I'm dead.
04:19:24.000 So, just this combinant, just not cut it when he gets big. 1.00
04:19:26.000 Aw, shit. 0.99
04:19:27.000 Aw, come on. 1.00
04:19:28.000 Are you kidding me? 1.00
04:19:29.000 Dude, this guy's gay. 1.00
04:19:31.000 Yeah. 1.00
04:19:33.000 Thank you, Pope, and thank you, Half Civilized for the diamonds. 1.00
04:19:33.000 Faggot. 1.00
04:19:39.000 Someone needs the brief Michelle Mulca on optics, though. 1.00
04:19:42.000 Don't want her throwing up a Roman. 0.99
04:19:48.000 Don't want Hellgate 2.0 to happen. 0.84
04:19:50.000 Shao Maul can speak.
04:19:51.000 We did tell her about the no shoes policy at AFPAC, right?
04:19:55.000 Yeah, exactly.
04:19:58.000 Represent it well.
04:19:59.000 I already do that.
04:20:02.000 Thank you.
04:20:02.000 Boat School said, LOL.
04:20:04.000 Someday with a diamond, thank you.
04:20:06.000 One diamond for the right honorable who says, I went off on Hunter Avalon for 20 minutes on YouTube.
04:20:11.000 Good for you, man.
04:20:11.000 Everyone should.
04:20:13.000 Hmm.
04:20:15.000 One diamond from Monkey Groyper who says, No scruffy looking knickers at AFF.
04:20:20.000 Bro, every time I see the word knicker, I feel like I'm that close to slipping off the edge.
04:20:28.000 True.
04:20:30.000 It's a very dangerous word.
04:20:32.000 It holds a lot of power.
04:20:34.000 My beard is looking pretty fine, though.
04:20:35.000 It's not scruffy.
04:20:39.000 Send us feed pics as mommy milkers. 0.72
04:20:39.000 Well groomed. 0.72
04:20:43.000 The diamond.
04:20:45.000 Oh, wait!
04:20:47.000 Boat school just said, I got muted because I said two kills is nothing.
04:20:50.000 Yeah, you know what?
04:20:51.000 You're getting muted.
04:20:51.000 I wouldn't.
04:20:52.000 Nah, I'm not going to mute you, but.
04:20:54.000 Dude, I was there for that. 1.00
04:20:56.000 No balls. 0.99
04:20:56.000 No, he's giving me money. 0.99
04:20:58.000 He's giving me money.
04:20:58.000 I'm not going to mute him.
04:21:00.000 No. 0.99
04:21:01.000 No balls, more like no money. 1.00
04:21:02.000 No balls. 0.99
04:21:03.000 He won't do it. 0.99
04:21:05.000 Listen, if you give me enough money, you can control me, alright?
04:21:08.000 Alright. 1.00
04:21:10.000 Fuck the fans unless they pay. 1.00
04:21:10.000 That's the rule. 1.00
04:21:14.000 See, you don't have to worry about that, Mr. I'm big shot Nick Clinton.
04:21:18.000 I don't even.
04:21:18.000 I'm poor.
04:21:19.000 I have no.
04:21:20.000 I'm broke.
04:21:21.000 I live in the sewers with the rats and the dogs.
04:21:21.000 I'm poor.
04:21:26.000 Anything about Mark Flint, he's the rich one.
04:21:29.000 It's funny because I basically do that. 0.99
04:21:33.000 I eat garbage. 0.99
04:21:35.000 I eat garbage for food. 0.93
04:21:39.000 I forage in public garbage cans. 0.51
04:21:40.000 I hang out in front of restaurants when people carry out containers with food.
04:21:45.000 I'll forage.
04:21:47.000 I live in a diverse apartment that throws parties in a rat. 1.00
04:21:52.000 Blast rap music 24 7 to the point where you can't sleep. 0.99
04:21:56.000 I look for cheese.
04:21:57.000 And has illegal substances because they can't, you know, not be normal people.
04:22:02.000 I just realized that Jaden is the party wojack that sits in the corner and says his shoes hurt. 0.96
04:22:08.000 Yeah.
04:22:09.000 I want to go home.
04:22:10.000 Music's too loud.
04:22:12.000 Big Butter says for diapers for your homeless babies.
04:22:15.000 Thank you.
04:22:17.000 Big Butters is a fed.
04:22:18.000 The babies are hungrier than me.
04:22:21.000 He's an FBI agent.
04:22:24.000 Coke, he says McDonald's dumped it for breakfast.
04:22:26.000 Yeah, thanks.
04:22:30.000 Bless you, bless you.
04:22:32.000 Thank you. 0.99
04:22:34.000 I'm allergic to bullshit. 0.99
04:22:38.000 I'm allergic to leftism. 1.00
04:22:42.000 Damn. 1.00
04:22:43.000 I'm gonna go up to Patrick and sneeze and be like, sorry, I'm allergic to homos. 1.00
04:22:48.000 Boom. 1.00
04:22:49.000 Sneeze on him, you just got the coronavirus.
04:22:52.000 Oh, there's a guy right here. 1.00
04:22:52.000 I'm gonna land right here and kill him. 1.00
04:22:56.000 Yeah, what's up? 1.00
04:22:57.000 What's up, bitch? 1.00
04:22:59.000 I'm gonna shake him down. 1.00
04:23:00.000 See where his homies are at.
04:23:03.000 No way he just did that.
04:23:05.000 Where is he, Murdoch?
04:23:06.000 Where is he?
04:23:07.000 He's right there.
04:23:07.000 He's so dead.
04:23:09.000 Just touch him in the face. 1.00
04:23:10.000 Knock him out. 0.99
04:23:14.000 I got you, dude. 0.89
04:23:16.000 Oh, your head's floating above you.
04:23:19.000 You're glitching out.
04:23:23.000 Oh, thank you, sir.
04:23:24.000 Oh, I got the catboy on me.
04:23:27.000 Come on.
04:23:28.000 Oh, I got him. 1.00
04:23:31.000 Crap, right? 0.99
04:23:33.000 Where's Patrick? 0.99
04:23:34.000 He's too cool to play with us.
04:23:35.000 I know.
04:23:36.000 I don't get it.
04:23:39.000 I don't know what that means, both school.
04:23:41.000 I have no idea.
04:23:42.000 And I'm not going to read it because of that reason.
04:23:45.000 What is it?
04:23:46.000 What does it say?
04:23:47.000 I'm not re I don't know.
04:23:49.000 What is it?
04:23:49.000 Volger?
04:23:50.000 No, I'm not not really.
04:23:51.000 He just asked me what this means and I didn't I have no idea Did we get that other squad? 0.95
04:23:58.000 Oh, what the are you fucking kidding me? 0.91
04:24:00.000 I'm coming Nick. 1.00
04:24:01.000 How come that guy shot me but not the other guy?
04:24:06.000 I The AI literally turned right around.
04:24:08.000 I knocked him knock the guy that got you.
04:24:09.000 I got think. 1.00
04:24:11.000 Oh shit. 0.99
04:24:12.000 I didn't realize that they there's like real players here. 1.00
04:24:16.000 All right, got him.
04:24:17.000 He's dead I am.
04:24:22.000 Big Rich! 1.00
04:24:23.000 Since I'm Big Rich, motherfuckers. 1.00
04:24:26.000 Thank you for the Zikini. 1.00
04:24:27.000 Big Rich. 1.00
04:24:30.000 Oh, thanks for throwing me right in.
04:24:32.000 I didn't mean to do that.
04:24:33.000 Big Rich, balling out here. 0.99
04:24:36.000 Dude, if he jumps down on the deck, he's gonna fucking blast me right away. 0.98
04:24:41.000 Hi, I'm literally dead here. 0.98
04:24:43.000 He's right out there.
04:24:44.000 Put mine in there.
04:24:45.000 Stay still.
04:24:47.000 Oh, he's up there.
04:24:48.000 I'm scared.
04:24:49.000 Come on, come on, come on, come on.
04:24:51.000 Nice.
04:24:52.000 I got shields.
04:24:53.000 I just need to hit this medkit.
04:24:55.000 Did you get the cat?
04:24:57.000 Yeah, cat's dead. 1.00
04:25:00.000 Oh, bitch, you shattered your shields. 1.00
04:25:01.000 Didn't feel too good, did it? 1.00
04:25:04.000 Got him.
04:25:05.000 Nice. 1.00
04:25:07.000 Big pussy. 1.00
04:25:08.000 Pussy boy! 1.00
04:25:11.000 Alright, let's open the vault, shall we? 1.00
04:25:13.000 I'm down here.
04:25:13.000 Yeah.
04:25:19.000 I hear a chest.
04:25:21.000 I would like to get.
04:25:24.000 Trying to find some health.
04:25:27.000 You're in the box too, wow. 1.00
04:25:31.000 Hey, bitch. 1.00
04:25:37.000 I'm Bobby, bitch. 1.00
04:25:38.000 Bobby, bitch. 1.00
04:25:39.000 Waiting on Beardson. 1.00
04:25:41.000 I'm coming.
04:25:43.000 Jesus Christ.
04:25:45.000 Whoa.
04:25:48.000 Are we there yet?
04:25:50.000 Yeah.
04:25:53.000 Who needs shields, by the way, here?
04:25:55.000 I need health.
04:25:56.000 Oh, thank you, sir.
04:25:58.000 Thank you, sir.
04:26:02.000 Bro, what is all this pistol nonsense? 0.86
04:26:07.000 Bruh!
04:26:08.000 What?
04:26:09.000 So.
04:26:10.000 $6 for your new apartment fund.
04:26:11.000 Well, thank you, half sibling.
04:26:13.000 Anyone have one mini?
04:26:15.000 Yeah, I got one day.
04:26:17.000 I'll trade you.
04:26:17.000 Alright, I'll see you guys later.
04:26:22.000 Oh, we gotta go, we gotta go.
04:26:22.000 Oh, it's.
04:26:24.000 Ah!
04:26:25.000 Uh.
04:26:26.000 Is there anything else you want? 1.00
04:26:28.000 Ah, shit! 1.00
04:26:30.000 What's going on? 0.99
04:26:33.000 Alright, and I'll see you guys.
04:26:37.000 See you guys later.
04:26:38.000 Gotta go hit the smokestacks.
04:26:41.000 I'm gonna see you later.
04:26:41.000 I'm right here.
04:26:43.000 I'm ahead.
04:26:44.000 I'm using my jump bet.
04:26:47.000 My Uber Eats is kinda like four minutes.
04:26:49.000 Oh, hey, there's another fitty pot. 1.00
04:26:52.000 Grabbing it.
04:27:07.000 Three ice creams from Monkey Groyper.
04:27:09.000 Five ice creams from Monkey Groyper.
04:27:10.000 Thank you.
04:27:12.000 Monkey Groyper was in my chat and said, Imagine donating to Beardson.
04:27:17.000 And now he's throwing you donos.
04:27:19.000 Look at this.
04:27:20.000 Yeah, I mean, you're the one that's trying to foster this hatred of Beardson.
04:27:28.000 I always support you, Jaden.
04:27:30.000 I host you.
04:27:31.000 You never hosted Beardson.
04:27:33.000 I host you.
04:27:35.000 You give me the little host where you're not even on.
04:27:38.000 You're just like, Oh, here's three viewers, Beardson.
04:27:41.000 Um, if you ever streamed later than I did, I would host you, but you're never, so you aren't dedicated.
04:27:49.000 Big Rich, thank you for the Ninjagini, bro.
04:27:51.000 Says this is because of the sensitive.
04:27:54.000 Just to piss off the sensitive admin.
04:27:59.000 Monkey Griper, my bad.
04:28:00.000 No, I'm not mad that you're donating.
04:28:04.000 Here's the thing any donation that goes to any of us is a win for America, you know?
04:28:10.000 True.
04:28:10.000 I give it to Beardson.
04:28:12.000 Yeah, give it to me.
04:28:13.000 I want to see him at AF Pack, even though he's already going.
04:28:18.000 He can buy me a burger.
04:28:20.000 Yeah.
04:28:21.000 He won't, though.
04:28:22.000 He won't, though.
04:28:23.000 I'll buy you a burger.
04:28:25.000 I'll buy you a burger.
04:28:27.000 Oh, thanks.
04:28:28.000 We'll buy each other a burger.
04:28:30.000 Yeah.
04:28:33.000 Ollie Alexander bought me a burger.
04:28:35.000 What?
04:28:36.000 Ollie Alexander never bought me a burger.
04:28:40.000 That's because you make more money than him.
04:28:42.000 Yeah.
04:28:45.000 There's other reasons why Ali Alexander bought Jaden a burger.
04:28:50.000 It was a burger with an asterisk attached.
04:28:53.000 Yeah.
04:28:54.000 I wonder what Jaden had to do for that burger.
04:28:54.000 Yeah.
04:28:57.000 Hmm.
04:29:01.000 Jaden, you got anything to say?
04:29:02.000 Was it even a good burger?
04:29:03.000 It was like a big, like just a McDouble.
04:29:06.000 It was a good burger.
04:29:07.000 Oh, okay.
04:29:08.000 Fearing from roasting the boys.
04:29:11.000 Was it worth the price, though?
04:29:13.000 To pass?
04:29:14.000 I don't know what you're talking about. 0.85
04:29:16.000 You have to realize I'm a retard at heart, but I. Appreciate the diamond.
04:29:22.000 I'm putting it together. 0.91
04:29:23.000 He was saying something about his haircut and him being some homosexual and Alexander's buying burgers.
04:29:32.000 And then that mysterious clip of passive aggressive.
04:29:39.000 That's a little burger boy, huh?
04:29:43.000 The clip leaked from Elijah Schaefer's show.
04:29:47.000 What's going on there?
04:29:49.000 I got something for you, Nick.
04:29:51.000 I gotta go pick up my food.
04:29:55.000 Wow, if we lose, blame him.
04:29:58.000 Nick, hang on.
04:29:58.000 Coming up, dude.
04:30:00.000 Oh shit, boat behind us. 1.00
04:30:03.000 Ah, damn. 1.00
04:30:05.000 I knocked one. 1.00
04:30:11.000 Hang on. 0.99
04:30:12.000 Oh shit, I'm out of ammo with that. 0.99
04:30:13.000 I literally have to go right now. 1.00
04:30:15.000 Go.
04:30:16.000 Ward up.
04:30:18.000 I knocked him.
04:30:19.000 I knocked him.
04:30:20.000 I'm finishing this.
04:30:23.000 Will Knight be like, let me steal that even though you killed him? 1.00
04:30:26.000 He's trying to get all up on my shit. 1.00
04:30:29.000 Be quiet. 1.00
04:30:31.000 Disgusting. 0.99
04:30:33.000 I think he self terminated. 1.00
04:30:34.000 He didn't even give me the satisfaction of killing him.
04:30:38.000 Did he give me good loot?
04:30:39.000 No.
04:30:40.000 Hey, you need health?
04:30:42.000 Someone needs health.
04:30:44.000 He needs health.
04:30:48.000 I got a slurp fish.
04:30:48.000 I'll give him.
04:30:49.000 He gets slonk.
04:30:50.000 I got a 50 pot. 0.97
04:30:52.000 And then that way I can cure these minis. 0.99
04:30:54.000 Yeah.
04:30:56.000 Just throw it over there to him.
04:31:01.000 Then I can go ahead and grab these little minis. 1.00
04:31:04.000 Big Rich, I'm okay with you not being a zoomer. 1.00
04:31:06.000 I need as many people as possible because you guys have the money. 1.00
04:31:10.000 So I'm fine with boomers. 1.00
04:31:12.000 We got one diamond from Zaviba. 1.00
04:31:14.000 Big shout out to Zaviba who said, Jaden's getting groomed.
04:31:18.000 Yeah, it's true.
04:31:21.000 I was supposed to be the CJ Pearson Project Part Two, but.
04:31:28.000 Didn't pan out.
04:31:30.000 Nope.
04:31:36.000 Yeah.
04:31:37.000 Hmm.
04:31:39.000 You're a young millennial, so you don't have any money either.
04:31:42.000 You can go ahead and.
04:31:44.000 Just kidding, just kidding, calm down.
04:31:47.000 Jaden needs grooming, look at that hair, yeah, bro.
04:31:50.000 Two months.
04:31:51.000 Two months of no haircut, just wait. 0.98
04:31:54.000 Oh, Nick's gonna die.
04:31:56.000 I'll see if I can't pull a gamer move.
04:32:03.000 Remember when I had to leave when we were the final people and I came back and helped out?
04:32:09.000 Standing up, I do.
04:32:10.000 Yo, Cassandra, thank you for the ice cream.
04:32:12.000 Still watching, shout out to her.
04:32:14.000 Big Rich, born in '88.
04:32:16.000 Wow. 1.00
04:32:17.000 Yeah, big ups to Cassandra for getting Kathy Ju band from Twitter.
04:32:21.000 That was epic.
04:32:22.000 Facts.
04:32:26.000 And Instagram. 1.00
04:32:29.000 Damn it. 1.00
04:32:31.000 Just her aw shit. 1.00
04:32:33.000 Get in, get in, get in. 1.00
04:32:34.000 I want you a 50 pot. 1.00
04:32:36.000 Whatever, screw it. 0.98
04:32:37.000 Yeah. 1.00
04:32:38.000 Fuck your office. 1.00
04:32:39.000 Dude, okay. 1.00
04:32:40.000 I was like, oh.
04:32:41.000 Going the right direction instead of the wrong direction.
04:32:45.000 I'm picking you up.
04:32:45.000 Okay.
04:32:46.000 I had to pee real quick, too.
04:32:48.000 I had to take a quick pit stop.
04:32:51.000 That's a non-gamer move right there.
04:32:51.000 Oh, man.
04:32:54.000 It's the middle of winter, and I'm about to put on my AC.
04:32:58.000 Hey, yo.
04:32:59.000 I'm not a fed.
04:33:00.000 Just ask KTK.
04:33:01.000 No, you're definitely a fed, Big Butter, but I'll die in the bed.
04:33:05.000 I'm not a fed.
04:33:06.000 Just ask this other fed.
04:33:08.000 Shout out to the U.S. guy.
04:33:09.000 We got a burrito.
04:33:12.000 Now, I like KTK.
04:33:13.000 Jaden, I like him.
04:33:16.000 You got napkins.
04:33:19.000 Are you gonna survive?
04:33:22.000 No, oh no, we're getting shot at.
04:33:24.000 I'm not.
04:33:25.000 I'm not bad.
04:33:27.000 Ah, yeah, I'm dead.
04:33:30.000 Yep.
04:33:31.000 He doesn't care about the game.
04:33:33.000 If we lose, it's his fault.
04:33:36.000 If we lose, it's his fault.
04:33:37.000 Yeah, I mean, that is the rule.
04:33:41.000 Bro, no, there's no way. 0.98
04:33:42.000 There's no fucking way. 1.00
04:33:44.000 Just swim down the river. 1.00
04:33:47.000 I am floating down the river.
04:33:50.000 I'm gonna watch up on the shore. 0.99
04:33:52.000 Then me and Jane are gonna pull this dub home. 1.00
04:33:55.000 Yeah, and then they have to all donate to us. 0.93
04:33:57.000 Yeah.
04:34:00.000 Yeah, donate to the guys that are alive right now.
04:34:08.000 Add hard.
04:34:08.000 Imagine not thinking everyone is a fed.
04:34:10.000 Yeah.
04:34:12.000 This actually works out because now I get to eat.
04:34:12.000 Imagine, bro.
04:34:16.000 Yeah, I don't think there's any reboot stations left.
04:34:20.000 I think there might be one here, to be honest.
04:34:24.000 I mean, we might be able to get Murdoch.
04:34:26.000 We are really split.
04:34:28.000 I'm going to come back to you.
04:34:30.000 Yeah, we could probably get it. 1.00
04:34:31.000 Fuck it, dude. 1.00
04:34:32.000 Go for it. 1.00
04:34:33.000 Alright.
04:34:38.000 Let's try.
04:34:40.000 I don't know if I'll make it in time, though.
04:34:42.000 Well, if we don't make it in time, we don't make it in time.
04:34:44.000 At least we tried.
04:34:45.000 That's what it's all about.
04:34:47.000 Oh, not.
04:34:48.000 I think we can make it.
04:34:49.000 We got one diamond from.
04:34:50.000 They better get Nick's card.
04:34:54.000 Bro, Nick, you're so far away.
04:34:57.000 There we go.
04:34:59.000 Get Murdoch.
04:35:01.000 Oh no, there's people over here.
04:35:04.000 You can get mine.
04:35:05.000 It's 20 seconds.
04:35:06.000 No, there's like, no, you're surrounded, bro.
04:35:09.000 I'm in this.
04:35:10.000 Okay, now you're not gonna get it.
04:35:15.000 Bro, I dabbed on that dude pretty hard, though.
04:35:17.000 I popped the shields and hit him for 66.
04:35:24.000 Yeah, like, light that up right there. 1.00
04:35:27.000 That's where those homos are at. 1.00
04:35:29.000 Y'all, they're trying to move. 1.00
04:35:32.000 He went up top there.
04:35:36.000 I'm liking this ASMR.
04:35:37.000 You like that?
04:35:39.000 Yeah, I like it too.
04:35:41.000 Crunch?
04:35:41.000 You eating like you're in my ear chewing.
04:35:45.000 Yummy.
04:35:46.000 I'm gonna do that to you at AF Pack.
04:35:50.000 During his speech.
04:35:51.000 He jumped down.
04:35:52.000 He was on a burrito.
04:35:54.000 During our one year anniversary dinner.
04:35:58.000 Me and Jaden's one year dinner.
04:36:01.000 It's happening.
04:36:03.000 You're paying now.
04:36:06.000 What did I pay?
04:36:07.000 You're the one that wasn't red pilled.
04:36:13.000 I got him.
04:36:14.000 If anything, you should pay.
04:36:14.000 Nice.
04:36:15.000 That was a thank you.
04:36:16.000 Thank you for red pilling me.
04:36:18.000 Thank you for, like, ruining my career.
04:36:21.000 I got the assist. 1.00
04:36:22.000 Oh, he has some shit. 1.00
04:36:23.000 Just kidding. 1.00
04:36:24.000 There's nine people left.
04:36:27.000 I want that.
04:36:28.000 I want this assault rifle.
04:36:33.000 I'm gonna get rid of the rocket launcher because I don't have any rockets for it.
04:36:36.000 Take the med kits because we could probably use those.
04:36:38.000 Nick, I was gonna take the trip to Israel.
04:36:40.000 I listened to the whole presentation already.
04:36:45.000 I wasn't actually gonna take the trip, but I did listen to the presentation on the trip to Israel.
04:36:52.000 Wow.
04:36:54.000 Like, unironically.
04:36:56.000 This is so sad.
04:36:58.000 Bruh, we might be able to win this.
04:37:00.000 Now you've got us.
04:37:01.000 You've got the movement.
04:37:03.000 Forget your family, dude.
04:37:04.000 Forget money.
04:37:05.000 You've got us now.
04:37:07.000 You've got the movement.
04:37:09.000 Forget your name.
04:37:10.000 Forget your name.
04:37:11.000 That's all I ever wanted.
04:37:13.000 I'm gonna go ahead and use one of these medkits.
04:37:15.000 I got three of them.
04:37:16.000 You don't need them anymore.
04:37:17.000 Think about it.
04:37:20.000 I could be in Lance's TikToks.
04:37:24.000 Bro, you gave up too much for the movement.
04:37:28.000 I heard somebody just parachuting in.
04:37:30.000 There's a guy right here.
04:37:41.000 Road warrior, you have the internet lemons now.
04:37:44.000 Someone else is popping at me.
04:37:45.000 Hang on.
04:37:47.000 Fall back here.
04:37:50.000 Thank you for the diamond.
04:37:57.000 Peeking. 0.99
04:37:58.000 Damn it, I'm terrible. 0.99
04:38:00.000 Now I don't have shields. 0.99
04:38:01.000 Yeah, we're kind of surrounded here. 0.98
04:38:05.000 Oh, I fucking clocked them. 0.98
04:38:08.000 Yeah, they're parachuting on all sides of us here. 0.99
04:38:10.000 Yep.
04:38:14.000 Come this way, Nick.
04:38:15.000 Or, uh, Jane.
04:38:20.000 I am on the way. 0.99
04:38:25.000 Let those guys fucking duke it out over there. 0.99
04:38:30.000 Oh, yeah, he's built up. 1.00
04:38:37.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
04:38:46.000 Oh shit. 1.00
04:38:52.000 Yo! 1.00
04:38:53.000 I'm fucking dead, dude. 1.00
04:38:55.000 No, you're not. 1.00
04:38:56.000 Come here.
04:38:56.000 I have no health.
04:38:58.000 I got health.
04:38:58.000 I got health here.
04:38:59.000 You need a kit?
04:39:02.000 I will take a kit.
04:39:03.000 Eat shields?
04:39:04.000 Yeah.
04:39:06.000 We are being nated.
04:39:06.000 Oh, yeah.
04:39:08.000 Yeah.
04:39:09.000 Nice pal.
04:39:12.000 How many of those do you got?
04:39:14.000 I got one left, and I got one big pot.
04:39:17.000 Need the big?
04:39:18.000 Nah, you can keep it.
04:39:20.000 Nah, just take it.
04:39:23.000 They're rolling up.
04:39:25.000 Yeah, they are. 1.00
04:39:30.000 Oh, damn. 1.00
04:39:32.000 Bruh! 1.00
04:39:33.000 All three of them.
04:39:34.000 Yeah.
04:39:35.000 Bruh, that was nasty.
04:39:36.000 I heard them, but.
04:39:43.000 That was so nasty.
04:39:44.000 That was.
04:39:49.000 There was like nothing that there was nothing I could have done there Got one diamond from the right honorable who says Michelle Malkin does the tequila tequila of AF pack what All right,
04:40:02.000 I'm gonna go search my fridge I think I might have some leftist Leftover I'm gonna go warm it up I'll be like two minutes BRB I'm going to eat again boys God bless.
04:40:21.000 Somebody get this boy some milk.
04:40:24.000 Let's back out so we can wait for Jaden and me.
04:40:28.000 You more like Gaden.
04:40:36.000 The bottom of this is leaking here.
04:40:41.000 12 away from 3K, baby. 0.63
04:40:43.000 Let's go!
04:40:44.000 Oh, okay. 0.99
04:41:08.000 Got a tattoo upgrade for Maya. 1.00
04:41:14.000 Tat her up. 1.00
04:41:15.000 Yeah, I'm about to give her a tramp stamp. 1.00
04:41:20.000 What even is that? 1.00
04:41:22.000 Tramp stamp?
04:41:22.000 What is this?
04:41:23.000 No, no, no.
04:41:23.000 What is this?
04:41:24.000 Maya.
04:41:26.000 You can customize your Maya, bro.
04:41:29.000 I don't want to do that.
04:41:31.000 I mean, I don't know.
04:41:32.000 It's not like you can do anything cool with her, like put her in a G string or anything, you know?
04:41:35.000 Mm hmm hmm.
04:41:37.000 Yeah, those are kind of cool.
04:41:39.000 Not a big fan of the psychedelic tats.
04:41:41.000 I mean, I'm really not a big fan of tattoos in general, but why not?
04:41:54.000 I'll give her this. 1.00
04:41:56.000 Dude, you can't even take off her boots. 1.00
04:41:57.000 This is stupid. 1.00
04:41:59.000 I know. 1.00
04:42:02.000 I'm so disappointed that I can't take off her boots.
04:42:06.000 Black pill.
04:42:07.000 Imagine the smell.
04:42:15.000 Man.
04:42:30.000 Won 10 squad matches during season 2.
04:42:36.000 Anything good in the item shop?
04:42:37.000 No, not really.
04:42:40.000 That's kind of cool, I guess, but I'm
04:43:14.000 really disappointed in these Fortnite skins. 0.92
04:43:18.000 Needs more toes, more tummy. 1.00
04:43:22.000 Yeah.
04:43:23.000 Honestly, bro.
04:43:26.000 All right.
04:43:28.000 I'm starving.
04:43:30.000 I'm hungry.
04:43:32.000 I'm so hungry and starving.
04:43:37.000 That was epic.
04:43:39.000 Great freestyle.
04:43:40.000 When's your Baked Alaska collab?
04:43:46.000 Watch.
04:43:46.000 I'm going to drop all this.
04:43:47.000 This looks like no flavor.
04:43:52.000 Okay.
04:43:54.000 Now we're in business.
04:43:57.000 Okay.
04:44:00.000 Teeth check.
04:44:02.000 Now I feel good.
04:44:10.000 It's Shrimp Alfredo.
04:44:14.000 But it's not very Alfredo y because it was in the mic.
04:44:16.000 Alright.
04:44:18.000 Yes.
04:44:19.000 Yes.
04:44:21.000 Now I feel good.
04:44:25.000 Feeling energized.
04:44:40.000 Did you guys do the secret Deadpool challenge?
04:44:44.000 Not yet.
04:44:45.000 I did the burrito challenge.
04:44:46.000 Yeah.
04:44:50.000 I'm fixing to follow a 30 year old boomer.
04:44:56.000 Relatable.
04:44:58.000 Oh, man.
04:45:00.000 Brag about it, Retro.
04:45:04.000 Mm hmm.
04:45:04.000 That was yummy.
04:45:06.000 Yum-o.
04:45:08.000 Man, I wanted yummy.
04:45:10.000 I got it.
04:45:15.000 I need a burp now.
04:45:16.000 We're trying.
04:45:17.000 You need to burp me.
04:45:19.000 Excuse me. 1.00
04:45:20.000 Stempai needs to burp me.
04:45:24.000 Harris Walker, thanks for the follow.
04:45:28.000 Two lemons from Romantic Nick.
04:45:32.000 For what?
04:45:33.000 I already ate my leftover kudoba.
04:45:35.000 I already had a burp of kudoba.
04:45:49.000 How are you guys doing?
04:45:50.000 Have you ate yet, Nick?
04:45:51.000 You ate it all?
04:45:54.000 Yep.
04:46:00.000 That's funny.
04:46:03.000 Thanks, SoCal Mike.
04:46:09.000 Appreciate it.
04:46:11.000 Then Mike's getting mad in the group chat.
04:46:13.000 Why is Mike getting mad in the group chat?
04:46:17.000 Did you see that article that Patrick linked that the guy actually looked like me?
04:46:26.000 Yeah, no, but Amnat posted some pictures that Amnat's mad.
04:46:39.000 Are we readying up?
04:46:40.000 What's going on here?
04:46:43.000 Try meeting chips.
04:46:45.000 Oh.
04:46:50.000 Big Trick Chungi. 0.88
04:46:53.000 Hmm. 0.53
04:46:53.000 Huh? 0.53
04:46:55.000 Patrick Casey?
04:46:57.000 More like Big Trick Chungi.
04:47:03.000 Chungi. 0.92
04:47:04.000 So good. 0.93
04:47:06.000 Chungi.
04:47:09.000 I need to go get a beverage. 0.99
04:47:10.000 Now that we're not in game, I had to rush, so I didn't even get anything to drink.
04:47:19.000 I'm going to quit playing Fortnite once I get the cat skin.
04:47:21.000 I'm just going to stop.
04:47:23.000 What else can I accomplish after that?
04:47:28.000 Good point.
04:47:39.000 I love this headline.
04:47:41.000 Nine year old boy asks Pete Buttigieg how he can tell the world he's gay too.
04:47:46.000 Boy, I love this world that we live in.
04:47:48.000 Isn't it great?
04:47:49.000 Every day. 0.99
04:47:50.000 Every day I log on this shitty fucking app and it just reads stuff that makes me so happy. 1.00
04:47:57.000 Yeah. 0.99
04:47:58.000 Pete got to him behind stage.
04:48:00.000 Did you see the article that Patrick sent that says 18 year old gamer bashes 16 year old teens stolen with walking dead bat and then flosses on dead body?
04:48:13.000 Hello.
04:48:15.000 Yeah, I'm not.
04:48:15.000 I know you can see that one.
04:48:18.000 Excuse me.
04:48:19.000 Very interesting title.
04:48:23.000 Man, that was yum.
04:48:25.000 Oh, I was so hungry.
04:48:27.000 Now I'm not.
04:48:29.000 Now I am full.
04:48:33.000 You're full, ready to game.
04:48:35.000 Yep.
04:48:37.000 Yep.
04:48:38.000 Ah, man.
04:48:39.000 When I'm hungry, I literally can't focus on anything else.
04:48:44.000 It literally, it's like my head just isn't in the zone.
04:48:48.000 He didn't die?
04:48:50.000 When I'm hungry, I just don't feel like myself, you know?
04:48:52.000 Uh huh. 1.00
04:48:54.000 I feel like going chungi mode. 1.00
04:49:03.000 I'm gonna go monkey mode. 1.00
04:49:06.000 Monkey? 0.65
04:49:08.000 Uh oh, monkey!
04:49:25.000 Do you guys know this guy, Dries van Langenhove at all?
04:49:29.000 Mm-mm.
04:49:30.000 Have you ever seen him?
04:49:32.000 He's this Belgian congressman.
04:49:36.000 He's like reactionary.
04:49:39.000 Is he the old guy?
04:49:40.000 Young guy.
04:49:41.000 What? 0.63
04:49:42.000 Oh, he's not the old guy?
04:49:45.000 No, he's a young guy.
04:49:46.000 But anyway, we're mutuals on Instagram.
04:49:50.000 And the guy's like a legit politician.
04:49:54.000 He's in the Belgian parliament or whatever.
04:49:57.000 He's like a lawmaker, like a totally legit guy.
04:50:01.000 And we've talked before, but the other day he texted me on Instagram and he's like, dude, I don't know if it's a joke, but you need to eat better.
04:50:09.000 I'm like, bruh.
04:50:11.000 Bruh.
04:50:13.000 Don't roast me like that.
04:50:18.000 We're American over here. 0.99
04:50:21.000 If I take away this Big Mac, will you die? 0.62
04:50:26.000 No, but it will be extremely painful.
04:50:29.000 It's like, don't you have to write laws or something?
04:50:33.000 Nah, he's cool.
04:50:38.000 Well, he's like a total Chad.
04:50:41.000 He's like Chad, fit, in shape.
04:50:49.000 Chad coming up to incel Nick and being like, hey, little guy, you need to eat right.
04:50:53.000 Yeah.
04:50:55.000 I know.
04:50:59.000 Chad, bodybuilder, coming up to the nerdy kid at the lunch table.
04:51:03.000 I'm like playing with Yu Gi Oh cards. 1.00
04:51:07.000 I smell like shit. 1.00
04:51:08.000 Eating like garbage out of a paperback. 1.00
04:51:13.000 Chad, European legislator. 1.00
04:51:15.000 Hey, little guy, you need to eat better.
04:51:17.000 Yeah, whatever.
04:51:18.000 I'm like playing with 40k figurines.
04:51:21.000 Epic.
04:51:22.000 Oh, I need to take out my scrap.
04:51:33.000 Oh, yummy.
04:51:35.000 Oh, oh.
04:51:37.000 Yeah, I can't tell you how good I feel like I'm in.
04:51:42.000 I just ate the thing of carbs.
04:51:43.000 I just ate noodles.
04:51:45.000 I'm energized.
04:51:46.000 What kind of noodles?
04:51:48.000 Well, it once upon a time was shrimp Alfredo.
04:51:51.000 Now it was just like with some shrimp in it.
04:51:58.000 That was microwaved.
04:52:01.000 Didn't you eat earlier?
04:52:03.000 Yeah, I ate a whole bowl that I had from Chidoba.
04:52:03.000 But I'm full.
04:52:07.000 Alright, where are we going?
04:52:09.000 Where are we landing?
04:52:10.000 Where are we dropping?
04:52:11.000 It didn't fill me up, though.
04:52:17.000 I didn't fill you up, huh?
04:52:19.000 Nope. 1.00
04:52:20.000 I'm sure Allie will be happy to oblige filling you up. 0.83
04:52:24.000 Yeah.
04:52:25.000 Where are we landing?
04:52:27.000 Where are we going?
04:52:29.000 I don't know. 0.88
04:52:30.000 We're going to get killed here. 1.00
04:52:30.000 We fucked up. 1.00
04:52:32.000 Excuse me, this is going to be a hot drop. 0.99
04:52:36.000 I have the hiccups.
04:52:38.000 Wargriper, I I saw you get muted in Nick's chat.
04:52:41.000 I'll mute you here too.
04:52:42.000 Bro.
04:52:43.000 Bro.
04:52:44.000 What is that? 1.00
04:52:46.000 That's a real fuck moment. 1.00
04:52:48.000 Was that real? 1.00
04:52:48.000 Yeah, that was real. 1.00
04:52:50.000 That almost didn't even sound real.
04:52:52.000 Yeah. 1.00
04:52:53.000 Bro, you hiccup like a girl, man. 1.00
04:52:55.000 It's because you eat like four Big Macs in two seconds. 1.00
04:52:59.000 Oh, I got the hiccups.
04:53:02.000 I got the hiccups.
04:53:04.000 My name's Jay McNeil.
04:53:06.000 I want everybody to know it.
04:53:06.000 I got the hiccups.
04:53:08.000 Haha, yeah.
04:53:09.000 That's a funny impression of Jaden.
04:53:11.000 He sounds just like that.
04:53:13.000 I am dead.
04:53:13.000 Pretty much exactly like him, right?
04:53:15.000 I am dead.
04:53:16.000 I am dead. 0.71
04:53:17.000 It was nice knowing you, Beardson.
04:53:19.000 God, but he was not helping. 1.00
04:53:20.000 I fucking fell to my death like a retard. 1.00
04:53:22.000 Where are you at, buddy? 1.00
04:53:24.000 I will help you.
04:53:26.000 Uh, I'm kinda close to you.
04:53:29.000 Uh oh, I hear it.
04:53:30.000 No, I don't know, dude.
04:53:31.000 Uh, there are chests.
04:53:31.000 I hear it.
04:53:33.000 No!
04:53:35.000 Priorities, I understand.
04:53:37.000 I'll hang back.
04:53:38.000 Oh, hey, what's up?
04:53:39.000 What's up?
04:53:42.000 Bro, you really not gonna revive me here?
04:53:44.000 I'm gonna revive you.
04:53:44.000 I'm going.
04:53:45.000 No, I'm talking.
04:53:46.000 Jaden's like right here.
04:53:47.000 Jaden's right here.
04:53:48.000 Jaden, pick him up, will ya?
04:53:50.000 I'm going to.
04:53:51.000 Pick up Uncle Beard, sir.
04:53:53.000 I'm helping him.
04:53:54.000 Pick up your uncle.
04:53:57.000 Yeah, Jaden, help me up, then we can wrestle.
04:54:01.000 This kid. 0.98
04:54:05.000 You're a bad kid. 0.98
04:54:06.000 You don't even take care of your uncle. 1.00
04:54:08.000 Oh, shit, I'm dead. 1.00
04:54:09.000 You want to wrestle, Beardson? 1.00
04:54:11.000 I do.
04:54:11.000 Let's wrestle.
04:54:12.000 Me and Jaden at the main event wrestling at AF Pacmania.
04:54:19.000 I don't want to embarrass you.
04:54:21.000 Bruh, you don't know.
04:54:23.000 I'm strong.
04:54:24.000 There's a guy here.
04:54:26.000 Alright.
04:54:28.000 Oh, yeah, he took some pop shots at me.
04:54:31.000 Is it just AI or is there a squad here?
04:54:34.000 No, there's something there.
04:54:35.000 Yeah, they murked me. 1.00
04:54:36.000 Ah, shit. 1.00
04:54:38.000 He was popping shots at me from over there, so be careful. 1.00
04:54:42.000 Yeah, he built right here. 0.92
04:54:55.000 Ow.
04:54:56.000 I have now died.
04:54:58.000 I'm coming.
04:54:59.000 I am dead.
04:55:00.000 Oh, what, bro?
04:55:02.000 Wow, so I guess it's up to me then, huh? 0.98
04:55:06.000 Bro, I dinked him for 84 with a headshot with a shotgun. 0.99
04:55:09.000 Like, that was horseshit. 0.99
04:55:10.000 I'm all out of water bottles. 0.98
04:55:11.000 What do I do now?
04:55:12.000 I have soy sauce, and that's it.
04:55:14.000 Only liquid I have.
04:55:17.000 Soy?
04:55:18.000 Get him. 1.00
04:55:19.000 Kill him. 1.00
04:55:19.000 Is that a guy, or is that. 1.00
04:55:21.000 No, that's an NPC.
04:55:21.000 Okay, I'm not.
04:55:23.000 Yeah, that's an NPC. 0.99
04:55:28.000 Oh, shit, I gotta get Murdoch's card. 0.99
04:55:30.000 10 seconds. 1.00
04:55:31.000 It's over.
04:55:33.000 Hungry.
04:55:34.000 Can you do it?
04:55:36.000 I'm not hungry, I'm thirsty.
04:55:38.000 So used to saying.
04:55:38.000 Four.
04:55:39.000 Three.
04:55:40.000 Two.
04:55:42.000 One.
04:55:42.000 Yeah!
04:55:44.000 Nice.
04:55:45.000 Yeah.
04:55:47.000 I'm gonna heal up.
04:55:48.000 There's like two or three of them.
04:55:50.000 Where?
04:55:51.000 Just hide, man.
04:55:52.000 Or get the cards and hide. 0.96
04:55:54.000 There's a whole freaking squad. 0.99
04:55:55.000 There's a whole freaking squad. 0.99
04:55:56.000 Get the cards and run. 0.99
04:55:56.000 Run, bro. 0.99
04:56:00.000 Yes. 0.55
04:56:01.000 Where's Beards' card?
04:56:04.000 It's right there. 1.00
04:56:04.000 Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, he's behind me, I think. 1.00
04:56:08.000 Just jump in the water. 1.00
04:56:11.000 Oh, come on.
04:56:11.000 What are you kidding me?
04:56:13.000 What the fuck? 1.00
04:56:14.000 He blocked me. 1.00
04:56:16.000 That was so fucking stupid. 1.00
04:56:17.000 I was like home free and then he put up that ramp. 1.00
04:56:21.000 Motherfucker. 1.00
04:56:21.000 Yeah. 1.00
04:56:22.000 What a hollow. 1.00
04:56:24.000 Damn. 1.00
04:56:24.000 No blocking, man. 1.00
04:56:31.000 It'd be like every time I pop into a Fortnite stream, you're dying.
04:56:31.000 It's all color.
04:56:34.000 It's only because I haven't gotten big donations.
04:56:36.000 I need the donations to give me energy, you know?
04:56:40.000 I got a Ninjagini from just a white male Beardson and Jaden in their Greco Roman phase.
04:56:46.000 They're having their Greco Roman phase.
04:56:49.000 I forgot about that. 1.00
04:56:51.000 I really got one.
04:56:53.000 According to Richard Spencer.
04:56:58.000 I see the guy in your chat saying, I'm on the homepage.
04:57:03.000 Yeah, I'd be pissed.
04:57:04.000 I'd be pissed off.
04:57:06.000 I'm not on the homepage because they X tag all my videos now.
04:57:11.000 Do you have to do that?
04:57:13.000 Or do they automatically?
04:57:14.000 They automatically do it.
04:57:16.000 I think they do that to Pat, too.
04:57:17.000 Yeah, don't they?
04:57:19.000 They haven't done it to me.
04:57:21.000 Because I'm a nice kid.
04:57:23.000 Because I, you know.
04:57:23.000 Me neither.
04:57:24.000 I'm a nice 21 year old man.
04:57:27.000 I'm only 20 year old.
04:57:28.000 I just hang out.
04:57:32.000 Yo, big money wagey coming in with the two diamonds.
04:57:35.000 Thanks, big guy.
04:57:36.000 Appreciate that.
04:57:38.000 King. 0.99
04:57:41.000 Got ice cream from Boon Sculpts. 0.95
04:57:44.000 One diamond from Boat School.
04:57:45.000 He says, what flavor are you ripping? 0.99
04:57:46.000 I'm rocking some, like, weird mint shit that I had to order. 0.98
04:57:51.000 It's not bad though. 0.93
04:57:55.000 In case you're wondering, no, my controller's not.
04:57:55.000 And my.
04:58:00.000 I wasn't wondering.
04:58:02.000 I'm gonna let you know every time.
04:58:04.000 Alright, we're good.
04:58:04.000 The hole.
04:58:05.000 We're going to the chungi hole. 1.00
04:58:07.000 Chungi hole. 1.00
04:58:09.000 Dude, I just. 1.00
04:58:11.000 I know all I do is complain, but I'm just sweating.
04:58:15.000 My controller isn't working.
04:58:17.000 I'm now out of water.
04:58:18.000 At least you're not hungry anymore. 1.00
04:58:21.000 God, I'm so tired of hearing that shit. 1.00
04:58:23.000 Yeah, right. 1.00
04:58:24.000 I'm hungry.
04:58:25.000 Jaden, hungry.
04:58:28.000 Jaden, get a snack.
04:58:30.000 Calls me out. 1.00
04:58:31.000 Oh, man, this fucking guy. 1.00
04:58:36.000 Jaden, need a diaper change. 1.00
04:58:39.000 Oh, yeah, that's funny when I'm hype and like mogging him and he won't be talking shit then. 0.99
04:58:44.000 Yeah, I will be because I'm going to be ruffling that hair, big guy. 0.96
04:58:47.000 Yeah, you're going to get a little bit of a tussled.
04:58:51.000 Ruffled and tussled.
04:58:52.000 The Jaden McNeil story.
04:58:57.000 Yeah, I won't be talking such a big game when you're getting tussled.
04:59:01.000 By me.
04:59:03.000 Oh, you're getting tussled, big guy.
04:59:05.000 I'll take you down. 1.00
04:59:07.000 Oh, fuck! 1.00
04:59:07.000 You think? 1.00
04:59:10.000 Bro, these fucking NPCs are gonna fucking kill me. 1.00
04:59:12.000 God damn it. 1.00
04:59:13.000 Nick, we can go too, big guy. 1.00
04:59:15.000 If you wanna go, we can go.
04:59:17.000 What the f- Oh, is this an NPC or a guy?
04:59:20.000 You don't even know.
04:59:22.000 That must be a guy.
04:59:22.000 Yeah, that was a guy.
04:59:24.000 Oh, yeah, there's a guy.
04:59:25.000 He's interrogating me.
04:59:26.000 You're threatening me?
04:59:28.000 No, I said we can go as well if you want.
04:59:30.000 Go where?
04:59:32.000 If you wanna box or something, we can.
04:59:34.000 Box.
04:59:35.000 I'll bare knuckle.
04:59:35.000 I'll box.
04:59:36.000 What are you, Patrick Little, Jaden?
04:59:39.000 I don't know who that is. 1.00
04:59:41.000 I can't wait to punch you, Jaden. 0.99
04:59:44.000 Karaoke fights only. 0.99
04:59:47.000 Sell it on me.
04:59:48.000 Jaden be like, You calling me a little girl?
04:59:50.000 I'm gonna say it to my face.
04:59:52.000 Say it in the ring like a man.
04:59:53.000 Duel me. 0.91
04:59:54.000 He's gonna challenge me.
04:59:55.000 Duel me.
05:00:01.000 Ow, I have died.
05:00:03.000 Somebody counter signaling Jaden in chat?
05:00:05.000 Yeah, bye.
05:00:07.000 Yo, epic.
05:00:09.000 You can only counter signal Jaden ironically, like we do.
05:00:12.000 Only ironically.
05:00:15.000 We love Jaden. 1.00
05:00:20.000 I love Jaden like he's a little retarded brother. 1.00
05:00:23.000 You're gay. 1.00
05:00:25.000 You're gay. 0.99
05:00:31.000 I think the first time me and Jaden actually talked outside of like. 0.98
05:00:35.000 I was playing Fortnite with Pat and I was like, he was just like, let's play Halo.
05:00:40.000 And I was like, I like this kid already.
05:00:42.000 Feeling hungry, might chew on stream later.
05:00:44.000 I don't know.
05:00:45.000 Interesting.
05:00:50.000 There's some little crunches I hear in the mic every now and again.
05:00:54.000 Crunch, crunch.
05:00:55.000 I'm working on these chips.
05:00:58.000 I'm doing work.
05:00:58.000 I'm working for the Diamond Boat School.
05:01:01.000 Nick be like, crumble, crumble.
05:01:07.000 Oh, oh, oh.
05:01:11.000 So Kova just gifted five one month subs in the chat.
05:01:14.000 Big shout out.
05:01:16.000 As much as I miss Russ, this is good content.
05:01:19.000 Big shout out to Zelkova.
05:01:20.000 Thank you so much for the five subs.
05:01:22.000 Think about this.
05:01:23.000 Yo, big money wagey coming in.
05:01:26.000 Doesn't say anything. 0.96
05:01:28.000 Drops in the Jagini. 1.00
05:01:29.000 I appreciate that, homie. 1.00
05:01:31.000 Yo, big. 1.00
05:01:31.000 Damn. 1.00
05:01:32.000 I need everybody with big money in their name to come to my chat. 0.99
05:01:37.000 That's the kind of people I want in my chat.
05:01:39.000 People with big money in their names.
05:01:42.000 You like this content?
05:01:43.000 You like this content based, gentlemen?
05:01:46.000 It's just us playing Fortnite, dog.
05:01:48.000 It's just like.
05:01:49.000 It's just the smooth, you know? 1.00
05:01:50.000 It's just homies, you know, playing games. 1.00
05:01:52.000 Oh, we're going to the shark. 1.00
05:01:55.000 Alright.
05:01:55.000 I'm ready.
05:01:57.000 Dreams, Shark boy check.
05:02:07.000 Alright, that's cool.
05:02:09.000 Whatever.
05:02:14.000 Oh, Big Money Wagey just came in the chat. 0.93
05:02:17.000 Drop the Nidjagini and just said, okay. 0.96
05:02:20.000 Tell him to clean it up, bro. 1.00
05:02:20.000 Hell yeah. 1.00
05:02:23.000 Hell yeah. 1.00
05:02:24.000 Shout out to Big Money Wagey.
05:02:28.000 Epic, dude.
05:02:30.000 He's living up to his name.
05:02:33.000 I'd love to see it.
05:02:35.000 That's what it's there for.
05:02:37.000 Yeah.
05:02:37.000 You know, sometimes you see people.
05:02:40.000 I got Big Rich on top of mine, so.
05:02:44.000 Oh, you got Big Rich?
05:02:45.000 Where's he at?
05:02:46.000 He told me that he's Big Rich, so that's why he's on top.
05:02:50.000 I'm literally just vibing right now.
05:02:51.000 I'm so satisfied.
05:02:54.000 I'm just like a warm.
05:02:58.000 We've got people here, by the way.
05:03:00.000 A warm spot here.
05:03:01.000 Alright, I'm in the vents.
05:03:08.000 Retreat back to the vents.
05:03:10.000 I'm gonna go try to get these guys before they get loot.
05:03:18.000 Yeah, get out of my vent, drippy nuts. 1.00
05:03:21.000 Idiot. 1.00
05:03:21.000 Knocked one! 1.00
05:03:26.000 I knocked.
05:03:31.000 Ah!
05:03:32.000 Guy in the vents!
05:03:33.000 Guy, oh, eliminated.
05:03:35.000 Knocked him.
05:03:37.000 I think that was that squad, but there may be another squad.
05:03:40.000 I still hear people running, bro.
05:03:42.000 I still hear people here.
05:03:44.000 Yeah, that was one squad down, though.
05:03:47.000 Big Rich.
05:03:49.000 Big Rich.
05:03:53.000 My chat's funny.
05:03:55.000 Big Rich, born in 1988.
05:03:59.000 Bro, I was born in 1988 too.
05:04:01.000 Well, he likes me more.
05:04:04.000 I'm dead.
05:04:05.000 We gotta stick together, bro.
05:04:06.000 Beardson, watch out.
05:04:08.000 Is that the bot?
05:04:09.000 No, that's not.
05:04:12.000 I lit him up. 0.80
05:04:15.000 Knocked him.
05:04:18.000 Healing up real quick.
05:04:19.000 I don't even know where to go.
05:04:21.000 I'm trying to find you guys.
05:04:26.000 Alright, I found you, Beardson.
05:04:27.000 What's going on, dog?
05:04:29.000 Where's everyone at?
05:04:32.000 I got the LM on him.
05:04:34.000 Epic. 0.74
05:04:37.000 Yo, Ninjagini from Just a White Male.
05:04:39.000 Give this to Beardson next time you see him.
05:04:42.000 Okay, I'll be sure to do that.
05:04:43.000 Yeah, thank you.
05:04:45.000 I'll pass it along.
05:04:46.000 No problem.
05:04:49.000 I'm going to be asking for that Ninjagini when I see you next week.
05:04:52.000 And I'll hand it right over.
05:04:54.000 No problems.
05:04:57.000 I appreciate that.
05:04:58.000 See, that's the thing that's nice about Nick.
05:05:00.000 You can trust him.
05:05:01.000 Yeah, yeah.
05:05:02.000 I'll have it in hand when I meet you.
05:05:08.000 All right, so who has the vault card?
05:05:10.000 I do.
05:05:11.000 This white male dropped the equivalent of a ninja in here tonight, I believe. 0.78
05:05:11.000 I got it. 0.78
05:05:14.000 This isn't pajamas, bro.
05:05:16.000 I don't know what you're talking about.
05:05:16.000 This is a suit.
05:05:18.000 And for that reason, I appreciate him.
05:05:26.000 Oh.
05:05:29.000 I'm gonna have to pull a maneuver here to get this opened.
05:05:33.000 There we go.
05:05:35.000 Alright, opening the vault.
05:05:38.000 This guy says, I have money, but not for e-celebs. 0.98
05:05:42.000 What a puss. 0.96
05:05:43.000 Is that what he said? 0.99
05:05:44.000 I'm not an e-celeb.
05:05:46.000 Me neither.
05:05:47.000 I'm a college campus conservative.
05:05:50.000 I'm an eater.
05:05:51.000 I love when people get bent out of shape about e-celebs.
05:05:54.000 E-celeb, e-celeb cringe.
05:05:56.000 Like, yeah, what about it, bro?
05:05:57.000 E-celeb cringe.
05:05:58.000 Yeah, I like cringe.
05:05:59.000 You can have that if you want it.
05:06:01.000 Big Money Wagey coming in with the two diamonds.
05:06:04.000 I appreciate that.
05:06:06.000 Three diamonds.
05:06:08.000 I'm going to use this right here.
05:06:11.000 I'm going to take some of these med kits and pots.
05:06:13.000 I got six minis.
05:06:15.000 Five diamonds.
05:06:16.000 Big Money Wagey just spamming the diamond button.
05:06:19.000 Yeah, I'll hang on to it.
05:06:24.000 Dude, that noise gets so annoying after a while, but thank you, Big Money Wagey.
05:06:30.000 I've got good noises in mine.
05:06:31.000 I got six diamonds from Big Money Wagey.
05:06:34.000 Thank you, Big Money Wagey.
05:06:35.000 Let's pick up Pilled Knight and then hit the porta potty.
05:06:38.000 I'm hitting the porta potty now because Pilled Knight's been nothing but rude to me all night.
05:06:43.000 What are you talking about?
05:06:44.000 I'm coming with you, Nick, because I'm a good, loyal friend.
05:06:47.000 I got this guy here.
05:06:49.000 I'm not even talking. 1.00
05:06:50.000 Oh, now he said, suck it, hater. 1.00
05:06:52.000 Wow. 1.00
05:06:53.000 This guy is very epic.
05:06:56.000 And he was born in 1984.
05:06:59.000 Another one from Big Money Wagey. 1.00
05:07:02.000 He's doing it at this point just to hear that stupid ass noise. 1.00
05:07:06.000 Like, the first time, it's like, okay. 1.00
05:07:10.000 Thank you, Big Money Wagey, for the two other diamonds.
05:07:13.000 We got some slurps over here.
05:07:17.000 Flamingo coming in with the 69 viewer host.
05:07:21.000 Thank you, Flamingo.
05:07:23.000 Very based.
05:07:24.000 Shout out to Flamingo.
05:07:25.000 Hey, Nick.
05:07:26.000 No, no shout out for him.
05:07:28.000 Guy's cringe.
05:07:30.000 You're still sore?
05:07:31.000 I'm not sore about it.
05:07:33.000 I just don't like him.
05:07:34.000 Not sore, I will never like him.
05:07:40.000 No, he's done.
05:07:41.000 He's dead to me.
05:07:42.000 I will never forgive.
05:07:44.000 That's understandable.
05:07:47.000 Alright, I got you guys some shields if you want.
05:07:49.000 I'm good on shields. 0.99
05:07:51.000 Nick, my audience is saying to kill you right now. 0.99
05:07:55.000 Yeah, well, hope it was worth it, buddy. 0.70
05:07:57.000 The AF humor just hits different.
05:08:00.000 Love you guys.
05:08:00.000 Love you too.
05:08:05.000 I'm dead.
05:08:07.000 Here, let me come pick you guys up.
05:08:09.000 Yeah, that'd be great.
05:08:12.000 You know. 0.78
05:08:13.000 Soviet Henry says, poor flamenco. 0.88
05:08:15.000 Okay, Soviet Henry, that's strike two. 0.97
05:08:20.000 I'm here. 0.88
05:08:21.000 You're supervising with a counter cigarette?
05:08:21.000 Get in.
05:08:23.000 Bro, you're going away from me.
05:08:25.000 I'm right here.
05:08:27.000 There we go.
05:08:29.000 Pill, are you in the boat?
05:08:31.000 Oh, thanks.
05:08:32.000 Good communication, bro.
05:08:33.000 What's the lore between Nick and Flamenco?
05:08:35.000 Yeah, Flamenco is coming to get you.
05:08:41.000 He says it was worth it, Nick.
05:08:44.000 Okay.
05:08:47.000 Noted.
05:08:48.000 He's going in his black book.
05:08:50.000 He's going in the black book.
05:08:51.000 Noted.
05:08:52.000 Yeah, I'm putting it in the black book.
05:08:56.000 He is in my black book.
05:09:03.000 I love that so much during Groyper Wars, like, guilting people into supporting us.
05:09:07.000 I'd be like, oh, okay, I'll remember that.
05:09:10.000 Throughout Goy for Wars, I was pulling that card so much.
05:09:13.000 Like, if people weren't sufficiently supportive or if they were antagonizing, oh, just know that I'll remember that, okay?
05:09:22.000 Okay.
05:09:24.000 Well, we'll all remember that, actually.
05:09:31.000 I remember every little slight against me.
05:09:33.000 Yeah, I'll never forget.
05:09:37.000 No meme.
05:09:41.000 OBS.
05:09:43.000 What?
05:09:43.000 That wasn't even me today.
05:09:45.000 I know how to use OBS.
05:09:45.000 I wasn't running it.
05:09:48.000 He knows how to use OBS.
05:09:50.000 He can hear me.
05:09:51.000 He can hear me.
05:09:52.000 Dunk me.
05:09:54.000 Yeah.
05:09:56.000 We're on the same stream.
05:09:57.000 Yeah.
05:09:58.000 What about it?
05:09:59.000 I was just letting him know, you know, communicating by chat.
05:10:03.000 Just communicating by chat. 1.00
05:10:04.000 Yeah, it says flamenco, more like flaming homo. 1.00
05:10:07.000 Yeah, more like that is right. 1.00
05:10:10.000 Exactly.
05:10:12.000 Just except when he hosts me based, yeah, even when he hosts me, maybe more so.
05:10:18.000 Yeah, I'm gonna buy him a burger.
05:10:21.000 Flamenco be like, We're here, we're queer.
05:10:26.000 Wow, Flamenco, you should change.
05:10:27.000 You should probably switch your host over to me since Jaden's counter signaling.
05:10:32.000 I'm not counter signaling, just calling him. 1.00
05:10:34.000 You're just calling him queer.
05:10:35.000 I mean, that's no, no, that's rough.
05:10:40.000 I mean, I'm a big Flamenco fan.
05:10:42.000 Do you guys remember, like, a couple of years ago?
05:10:46.000 There was this Trump rally.
05:10:47.000 I forget where it was, but after the Trump rally, Trump was doing a photo op with Nancy Chow.
05:10:55.000 What is her name?
05:10:55.000 The one that's a transportation secretary and one of the legislators and the governor.
05:11:02.000 And Trump is urging the governor to get in the picture.
05:11:05.000 And he goes, Come on, governor, even though you didn't endorse me.
05:11:08.000 And the transportation secretary goes, He never forgets.
05:11:13.000 And what did he say?
05:11:16.000 She was like, What did he say?
05:11:18.000 No, she said, She said, he hasn't forgotten that, and everyone laughed.
05:11:22.000 And then Trump is smiling at the camera, and he goes, I never do. 1.00
05:11:27.000 It was the coldest shit I ever saw in my life. 0.99
05:11:32.000 He hasn't forgotten, everyone's laughing. 1.00
05:11:34.000 I never forget.
05:11:35.000 I was like, bro.
05:11:38.000 I never forget.
05:11:39.000 And you know that he needs it.
05:11:40.000 You know that he's completely stone cold and serious.
05:11:44.000 He's like the most petty man, and that's what makes him so great.
05:11:47.000 They're saying it's Elena Chen. 0.79
05:11:48.000 He's so petty.
05:11:49.000 Yeah, oh, yeah.
05:11:50.000 Well, you have to be.
05:11:51.000 It's somebody like that.
05:11:53.000 Yeah, especially in politics, dude.
05:11:56.000 Oh, Flamenco just gave me the host.
05:11:58.000 Wow.
05:11:59.000 You were host.
05:12:00.000 Big shout out.
05:12:02.000 I guess he's going to my. 1.00
05:12:05.000 You called him queer first. 0.99
05:12:06.000 I mean, you were the aggressor there, Jade.
05:12:08.000 No, I did not.
05:12:09.000 I did not.
05:12:10.000 I heard you say that.
05:12:11.000 If that's the case, I'd never.
05:12:13.000 If the amount of times, like.
05:12:15.000 Think about how many times you called me queer tonight alone.
05:12:18.000 Well, yeah, but that's different.
05:12:19.000 That's different.
05:12:20.000 How's it different?
05:12:22.000 I mean, we're kind of like.
05:12:22.000 You know.
05:12:26.000 Me and you ascend friendship.
05:12:28.000 We're like brothers at this point, you know?
05:12:31.000 That's the way I feel about it. 0.76
05:12:32.000 I wouldn't call just my friend like a raging homosexual, you know? 1.00
05:12:36.000 Like I call you.
05:12:37.000 We have friends.
05:12:38.000 We have brothers. 1.00
05:12:39.000 Oh shit, we're getting run up on. 1.00
05:12:42.000 Imagine being friends. 1.00
05:12:44.000 Oh, I got him, bitch. 1.00
05:12:46.000 Nice. 1.00
05:12:47.000 I help. 1.00
05:12:48.000 Leave my brothers alone, fag. 1.00
05:12:52.000 Double a limb, look at that. 1.00
05:12:53.000 I'm up to five limbs right now.
05:12:56.000 Bruh.
05:12:57.000 Bruh moment?
05:12:57.000 I'm at zero.
05:13:00.000 Can I get a bruh moment in the check?
05:13:02.000 Hey, Murdoch, take this.
05:13:04.000 Where's the blue house?
05:13:05.000 Where's the blue house?
05:13:06.000 Okay, I'm in it.
05:13:07.000 Does it not have the underground thing anymore?
05:13:10.000 I got that.
05:13:10.000 Bro, I got that.
05:13:11.000 Jaden gave me the orange, uh. 1.00
05:13:15.000 Fucking burst rifle, and this thing fucking slaps, dude. 1.00
05:13:18.000 Yeah, because I'm your friend. 1.00
05:13:19.000 You know, I was like, yeah.
05:13:21.000 You just didn't want the burst.
05:13:22.000 That's all it was.
05:13:24.000 No, it was like, yeah. 1.00
05:13:25.000 If it was a scar, you'd have been like, I'm taking that shit. 0.99
05:13:28.000 Nah, dude, because we're friends. 0.99
05:13:30.000 I wanted you to have it.
05:13:32.000 Jaden, we're more than friends.
05:13:33.000 We're brothers.
05:13:35.000 You know?
05:13:35.000 That's the way I feel about it.
05:13:36.000 No, I wanted.
05:13:37.000 I know, you.
05:13:38.000 You said actually exactly that multiple times.
05:13:38.000 You said that.
05:13:44.000 I'm not gonna keep saying it.
05:13:46.000 I just want you to know.
05:13:48.000 We're more than friends.
05:13:49.000 We're like brothers.
05:13:58.000 Oh my.
05:13:59.000 Oh my.
05:14:01.000 This way.
05:14:02.000 Harris Walker says, Beardson, do you remember when you kicked me out of the movement? 0.98
05:14:05.000 I fucking do. 0.98
05:14:06.000 I never forget. 0.99
05:14:06.000 Good. 0.99
05:14:07.000 That's the point.
05:14:09.000 That was the point.
05:14:10.000 Keep talking and I'll bring the list back.
05:14:12.000 How about that?
05:14:15.000 Beardson kicked me out three times.
05:14:18.000 Well, I mean, the first time it was like you had to clarify, and I was like, oh, okay.
05:14:23.000 Like, you skirted the line multiple times.
05:14:26.000 Yeah, and I got back in every time because he.
05:14:29.000 Click on the trigger, but never accurate.
05:14:33.000 Well, no, you just needed to clarify because some of the things you were saying, I was just like, ooh, let's.
05:14:39.000 Ooh, ooh.
05:14:42.000 It was a real Rodney Dangerfield, you know, collar grabbing moment.
05:14:54.000 Yeah, people are gonna keep talking and I'm gonna bring the list back.
05:14:56.000 People got so mad, like, about that list.
05:15:01.000 The list.
05:15:03.000 The list.
05:15:06.000 Beards' black book.
05:15:11.000 I'm gonna bring it back for APAC and, uh, or AFPAC and, uh, everybody that I meet that's, like, really cringe.
05:15:17.000 I'm gonna be like, yep, this guy's getting kicked out of the movement.
05:15:21.000 Like, Patrick.
05:15:22.000 Patrick's number one, easy, like,.
05:15:26.000 He's already on the list.
05:15:27.000 Should we go to the agency?
05:15:30.000 There's guys on top.
05:15:31.000 Nah, I mean, there's like seven people.
05:15:33.000 We have seven people left outside of us.
05:15:35.000 Like, let's just hold somewhere and.
05:15:38.000 I'm just letting you know they're there.
05:15:40.000 And they're looking at us.
05:15:42.000 That's fine. 0.97
05:15:42.000 They can look all you they want because we look fucking awesome. 0.97
05:15:44.000 They're shooting at us. 0.98
05:15:46.000 We look awesome. 0.99
05:15:52.000 Keep building up, retard. 1.00
05:15:53.000 I'm just going to shoot it down every time. 1.00
05:15:57.000 Where do we go?
05:15:59.000 I mean, we're good, dude.
05:16:01.000 Just hold up right here.
05:16:02.000 There's nobody behind us.
05:16:05.000 And if there is, I'll take care of them.
05:16:08.000 Yeah, exactly.
05:16:09.000 Anybody got any spare AR ammo?
05:16:12.000 I could give you some.
05:16:14.000 Because we're brothers.
05:16:15.000 I barely have ammo.
05:16:15.000 We're more than brothers.
05:16:17.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
05:16:18.000 Where did I get hit from? 1.00
05:16:20.000 Yo!
05:16:21.000 Lo fi hip hop got banned on YouTube?
05:16:23.000 Yo, behind you, Beard Seek. 1.00
05:16:23.000 What the fuck? 1.00
05:16:28.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
05:16:29.000 We're pinched. 1.00
05:16:31.000 Kind of.
05:16:34.000 Where do we go?
05:16:38.000 We build up a little bit.
05:16:40.000 They're behind us, bro.
05:16:41.000 Where?
05:16:43.000 At the bridge, I think.
05:16:44.000 Oh.
05:16:45.000 Oh, right there.
05:16:46.000 They're over by the cabin, though.
05:16:48.000 They're flying over.
05:16:49.000 One of them's flying over.
05:16:50.000 Oh, I never mind.
05:16:52.000 He bailed.
05:16:56.000 Look, I'm just going to continue to avoid bullets while I. 1.00
05:16:59.000 Oh, shit. 0.99
05:17:03.000 Maybe we get in the boat. 1.00
05:17:04.000 That's why sail away.
05:17:07.000 I'm gonna go towards agency.
05:17:09.000 I think I'm a bad play.
05:17:13.000 Oh launch it launch it I'm watching it We're sending it in the water.
05:17:19.000 All right, I'm coming.
05:17:21.000 I guess Mean me and Jane will win this while the Get in the circle Well, I didn't want to be by myself, you know I'm all on top. 1.00
05:17:37.000 Yeah, you're all by yourself because you keep fucking. 0.99
05:17:40.000 Are you by or are you by yourself? 1.00
05:17:42.000 I said I was on top.
05:17:43.000 I didn't say I had.
05:17:45.000 Now I have someone on me.
05:17:48.000 Yeah, and you're by yourself.
05:17:51.000 Sounds like you're by yourself.
05:18:05.000 I'm staying inside so they can't shoot me.
05:18:08.000 Oof!
05:18:08.000 Dude, just get inside.
05:18:10.000 Water's fine.
05:18:11.000 Bro, get inside.
05:18:13.000 Oof.
05:18:14.000 Yeah, let's stick.
05:18:15.000 Let's chill here.
05:18:17.000 I'm in the vent.
05:18:19.000 If anyone opens that door, I'll be fine.
05:18:20.000 We gotta get together, squad up. 0.99
05:18:22.000 Yeah, it's really great how I got fucking killed because everybody abandoned me. 0.99
05:18:25.000 Bro. 0.99
05:18:26.000 Yo, Beardson, you down? 1.00
05:18:28.000 I was fighting like three fucking people because fucking Jaden left me. 1.00
05:18:28.000 Yeah! 1.00
05:18:32.000 You guys left me.
05:18:33.000 We're nuking him. 1.00
05:18:34.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
05:18:36.000 Bro, you fucking did the little thing. 1.00
05:18:38.000 Oh, that guy's so fucking low, dude. 1.00
05:18:40.000 Are you kidding me? 0.99
05:18:40.000 We lost. 0.99
05:18:41.000 We lost.
05:18:42.000 Congratulations, guys.
05:18:43.000 Murdoch, he's low.
05:18:44.000 Go push him.
05:18:45.000 I'm getting you up.
05:18:47.000 Bruh.
05:18:48.000 Follow him.
05:18:48.000 He's not top.
05:18:49.000 Everybody saw it.
05:18:51.000 Everybody saw it.
05:18:53.000 That's okay.
05:18:53.000 There's a reboot van.
05:18:54.000 If we get your card, we can bring it back.
05:18:56.000 Bro, there's 10 people left.
05:18:58.000 Take it.
05:18:59.000 Well, I'm fine.
05:19:00.000 I got him at you.
05:19:00.000 I'm good.
05:19:02.000 Just get the win. 1.00
05:19:04.000 What the fuck? 1.00
05:19:05.000 Oh. 1.00
05:19:06.000 Why is T posing?
05:19:08.000 This guy's lagging.
05:19:09.000 There's a guy right here. 1.00
05:19:12.000 He's gonna come out and murk my ass. 0.99
05:19:13.000 I don't know why we left that hill. 1.00
05:19:17.000 Brother, let me in.
05:19:18.000 Thanks, boat school.
05:19:20.000 Brother!
05:19:22.000 Brother!
05:19:24.000 Make a door! 1.00
05:19:25.000 Oh shit! 0.99
05:19:33.000 Alright, look, I'm just gonna sit in the vents, Nick. 1.00
05:19:35.000 I don't know what's going on with you.
05:19:38.000 Bruh.
05:19:39.000 I'm just vibing in the vents.
05:19:40.000 You're no help, bro.
05:19:42.000 I'm going after their cards. 1.00
05:19:44.000 You literally left me behind with your fucking stupid ass grapple. 1.00
05:19:47.000 Yo, Volatile, get Beardson's card. 1.00
05:19:48.000 Get Murdoch's too.
05:19:50.000 Do you think you'd do that?
05:19:51.000 I got Beardson's.
05:19:52.000 I'm not gonna be.
05:19:53.000 I don't know where this is.
05:20:00.000 Just do it, just do it.
05:20:02.000 You think?
05:20:03.000 Yeah, just do it.
05:20:07.000 I'm gonna go for Murdoch's.
05:20:08.000 Oh, okay, get it.
05:20:09.000 See, if you can get it up, I'll bring it up.
05:20:10.000 You know, start doing it, and if I.
05:20:13.000 No, I got it, I got it, I got it.
05:20:17.000 Nice!
05:20:17.000 We're bringing back the boys, dude.
05:20:20.000 Yes, 20 seconds.
05:20:26.000 Epic, epic.
05:20:27.000 Let's go. 0.98
05:20:28.000 I'm not gonna have any fucking guns or anything, but. 0.99
05:20:32.000 No, he's one shot! 1.00
05:20:35.000 Fuck, they're gonna. 1.00
05:20:36.000 They didn't. 1.00
05:20:36.000 Oh, they're retards. 1.00
05:20:37.000 Damn. 1.00
05:20:40.000 Look, I sacrificed myself for the good of the team. 1.00
05:20:43.000 You did.
05:20:43.000 You sacrificed yourself for Hild and Beardson to come back.
05:20:48.000 Yeah.
05:20:50.000 I don't want to hear it.
05:20:51.000 Oh, there's a guy with a rocket launcher in the basement.
05:20:53.000 Don't go in the basement.
05:20:55.000 Oh.
05:20:57.000 Where'd this guy come from?
05:20:59.000 Run.
05:21:04.000 Dude.
05:21:06.000 I don't know what's going on.
05:21:11.000 There's a guy in the basement.
05:21:19.000 Watch it, watch it, Nick.
05:21:21.000 There's a guy over there. 1.00
05:21:22.000 Aw, shit. 1.00
05:21:26.000 Oh, come on! 1.00
05:21:27.000 God! 1.00
05:21:28.000 Fucking motherfucker. 1.00
05:21:31.000 Alright, well, I'm dead. 1.00
05:21:33.000 We're done, Zoe.
05:21:33.000 We're done.
05:21:35.000 Unless Bearson and Murdoch can pull it out.
05:21:37.000 I'm coming to you.
05:21:40.000 There's guys over by me.
05:21:41.000 Yeah, I'm hiding, bro.
05:21:42.000 I'm just gonna try to play the circle game.
05:21:44.000 Same.
05:21:46.000 I got no ammo, no nothing.
05:21:49.000 Yeah, same.
05:21:52.000 Did lo fi hip hop get taken down?
05:21:53.000 I'm gonna pull it up. 0.99
05:21:57.000 Oh, shit. 0.99
05:21:58.000 Dude, I'm in the zone. 1.00
05:21:59.000 Dude, I'm boxing myself in.
05:22:04.000 I'm about to start drinking my fish.
05:22:06.000 I guess they did it briefly.
05:22:13.000 Alright, it's a 2v4, I assume.
05:22:16.000 No, there's seven people.
05:22:18.000 Next one of them.
05:22:19.000 Oh, yeah.
05:22:22.000 That's not good.
05:22:23.000 If they're all in one squad.
05:22:24.000 If they're all in one squad, that's over.
05:22:28.000 I'm not so sure.
05:22:28.000 Is it?
05:22:31.000 Oh, they're right by me.
05:22:32.000 How could it be one squad?
05:22:33.000 Don't breathe.
05:22:34.000 It's probably a full squad and one guy.
05:22:42.000 Nice one is by me.
05:22:47.000 Breathe, don't breathe.
05:22:49.000 You have to go in a little bit, dude, since storms come out. 0.98
05:22:51.000 Just toss nades at him.
05:22:52.000 Try and blow up his things so he falls.
05:22:55.000 I wouldn't reveal your position.
05:22:59.000 These are good throws.
05:22:59.000 Nice.
05:23:04.000 Yo, that was good.
05:23:05.000 Nice, nice.
05:23:06.000 You did it.
05:23:08.000 Aww, what a.
05:23:09.000 Wow, what a cheat.
05:23:10.000 That guy's a gamer.
05:23:11.000 Oh, there they are.
05:23:12.000 Do you need help?
05:23:12.000 There they are.
05:23:14.000 You back up?
05:23:15.000 Uh, yes.
05:23:16.000 That was a good gamer move, Beardson.
05:23:19.000 They were, but they outdid you.
05:23:21.000 Yo, I'm knocking down the structure.
05:23:22.000 Should I knock down the structure? 1.00
05:23:23.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00
05:23:24.000 Yeah, knock it all down, bro. 1.00
05:23:26.000 Fuck. 1.00
05:23:27.000 Uh, fuck! 1.00
05:23:29.000 What's going on? 1.00
05:23:29.000 We were doing so good. 1.00
05:23:30.000 Now we're not.
05:23:31.000 Well, we all split up.
05:23:33.000 That's what happened, dude.
05:23:34.000 That's what I'm saying. 1.00
05:23:34.000 Jaden fucking went off with a stupid ass grappling gun. 1.00
05:23:37.000 That's me, man. 1.00
05:23:38.000 I didn't go off.
05:23:39.000 You did!
05:23:40.000 You 100%.
05:23:41.000 Bro, you 100% did.
05:23:43.000 You 100% did.
05:23:44.000 Yeah, I mean, the boat didn't help either.
05:23:47.000 True.
05:23:48.000 I'm blaming everybody but myself on that. 1.00
05:23:53.000 Fucking guy, man. 1.00
05:23:54.000 Beardson's over the game. 1.00
05:23:55.000 I agree.
05:23:56.000 No.
05:23:57.000 It was 100% everyone else but me. 1.00
05:23:59.000 I had five fucking kills. 0.99
05:24:02.000 I'm so thirsty. 1.00
05:24:03.000 Should I just drink some cold, like, taco?
05:24:07.000 One diamond to boat school.
05:24:09.000 He says, Don't kick this up to Nick because you're the real boss.
05:24:13.000 I'm the boss.
05:24:15.000 I'm the boss of this family.
05:24:19.000 I'm the boss baby of this family.
05:24:21.000 I'm the boss baby.
05:24:23.000 Sean is boss baby.
05:24:25.000 Yeah.
05:24:26.000 Alright, let's see.
05:24:30.000 I probably got one more game in me.
05:24:33.000 One or two more.
05:24:35.000 Wow, they shut down LoFi Hip Hop's channel briefly and then reinstated the account.
05:24:41.000 It was running for 548 consecutive days and they broke the streak. 1.00
05:24:46.000 Fuck YouTube. 1.00
05:24:49.000 Unbelievable. 1.00
05:24:53.000 If they got taken down for good, we would riot.
05:24:58.000 What else would I do my homework to?
05:25:00.000 Yeah, right?
05:25:01.000 What else would I study and relax to?
05:25:04.000 Have to do it to that because you know my roommates are blaring music, so you have to listen to something.
05:25:12.000 Should we go whole one last time?
05:25:15.000 Good old hole.
05:25:17.000 What do you mean, one last time?
05:25:18.000 I don't know.
05:25:20.000 I'm getting tired.
05:25:21.000 I gotta wake up early tomorrow.
05:25:22.000 Wow, lamer, more like lamer.
05:25:26.000 Check yo.
05:25:27.000 I can't fail my classes, okay?
05:25:29.000 Gamer class is tomorrow, Sunday.
05:25:32.000 I got an exam review, okay, for physics.
05:25:36.000 I gotta get to it.
05:25:39.000 There's only kind of fixes you need to know about is breast physics in video games.
05:25:44.000 Hey, this might help me understand it.
05:25:50.000 I got a review too, but guess what?
05:25:51.000 I fail classes.
05:25:53.000 I'm a.
05:25:54.000 Jay does not fail your classes.
05:25:57.000 Fail your classes, Jayden.
05:25:58.000 Revolt against the modern world.
05:26:00.000 That's what I'm here for.
05:26:01.000 I'll do it, Jayden.
05:26:03.000 Jayden, fail.
05:26:05.000 I sit here and email my professors day after day, bitching at them, and I just got my guy. 1.00
05:26:10.000 Literally, I submitted a paper a few hours late and the faggot gave me a zero. 1.00
05:26:14.000 Whoa. 1.00
05:26:15.000 Yeah.
05:26:18.000 Oh, hey.
05:26:19.000 Watch the gamer land.
05:26:20.000 Oh.
05:26:21.000 Dude, he wouldn't change it.
05:26:23.000 And then I finished my project a day early and he took off 25 points and said, he skipped a project day.
05:26:29.000 And I'm like, I had it done.
05:26:30.000 I submitted it a day early.
05:26:32.000 And then I had an 89 in the class and I'm like, bro, you're not going to.
05:26:35.000 Oh, I'm dead.
05:26:36.000 Because it was only a five week course and it ended this Friday.
05:26:40.000 How did you get out of Murdoch?
05:26:45.000 You're not gonna change it.
05:26:47.000 Round up.
05:26:48.000 I had an 89.84, and he's like, Oh, I don't think so.
05:26:50.000 And I'm like, I submitted a paper a couple hours late, and he gave me five points, and then put me above.
05:26:58.000 So, good story.
05:26:59.000 I know.
05:27:00.000 Great story.
05:27:01.000 Really interesting. 1.00
05:27:02.000 I'm just saying, fuck these teachers. 1.00
05:27:06.000 There's real people here, I think. 1.00
05:27:08.000 Yeah, I died to one.
05:27:10.000 I'm not x rated. 0.95
05:27:11.000 Well, I say the F word more than anyone in.
05:27:14.000 I'm.
05:27:15.000 I still get on the.
05:27:16.000 Oh, I knocked one of them.
05:27:19.000 Jaden, you keep it up.
05:27:20.000 I'm telling your mom.
05:27:23.000 Oh, they knocked me.
05:27:25.000 Maybe that's the real reason I'm banned from the Fort Live.
05:27:28.000 Or the Fort Live.
05:27:29.000 Fortnite.
05:27:30.000 The Fort Live.
05:27:34.000 Who killed you, Beardson?
05:27:35.000 Was that an AI or was that guy?
05:27:37.000 There was like.
05:27:37.000 Yeah, there was like three AIs that got me.
05:27:41.000 Yeah, I'm in kind of a shitty spot.
05:27:43.000 I'm gonna try to.
05:27:45.000 Get to a less shitty spot so he can swim over here and revive me.
05:27:50.000 Otherwise, I probably would have. 1.00
05:27:52.000 Because it was big gay, dude. 0.93
05:27:56.000 Bro, I'm eight more followers away from 3K. 0.96
05:27:58.000 It's so epic.
05:27:59.000 Alright, everyone, if you don't follow Beardson, go get him to 3k right now.
05:28:03.000 Yeah, make it happen.
05:28:06.000 I deserve it.
05:28:06.000 I'm good.
05:28:07.000 I play a bunch of cool shit. 0.99
05:28:12.000 Yeah, definitely go follow Beardson and Jaden. 0.98
05:28:17.000 Appreciate it, big guy.
05:28:17.000 Thanks, Nick.
05:28:19.000 You're very welcome.
05:28:19.000 You're welcome.
05:28:20.000 You're welcome, Beardson.
05:28:21.000 You're welcome.
05:28:22.000 Thanks, Jaden.
05:28:23.000 I appreciate that.
05:28:24.000 It means a lot coming from you guys.
05:28:25.000 You know, you big Titans over here.
05:28:27.000 More so thanks to Nick because everyone in here just watches Nick.
05:28:32.000 As we on another tab, but I'm okay with that.
05:28:34.000 I'm okay with that.
05:28:35.000 I'm okay with being the second choice, you know?
05:28:37.000 Even third.
05:28:38.000 I'm like third or fourth, I think.
05:28:41.000 Oh man, I just got like four followers.
05:28:43.000 Hell yeah, four more away.
05:28:46.000 Help him get to GP so he can be declined because he's too cool.
05:28:52.000 That's true.
05:28:55.000 I am too cool for school.
05:28:59.000 Chuff this turret.
05:29:00.000 Chuff this turret neck.
05:29:00.000 Oh no, you're good.
05:29:01.000 You're in disguise.
05:29:02.000 Let me get in on that action.
05:29:06.000 Oh, nice.
05:29:07.000 We got 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
05:29:09.000 One more.
05:29:10.000 One more to be my 3,000th follower.
05:29:14.000 Oh, man, they're reigning in.
05:29:16.000 If 200 of you want to come over here and get me.
05:29:19.000 Oh, we did it, boys.
05:29:20.000 We did it.
05:29:20.000 3k.
05:29:22.000 Nice.
05:29:23.000 Thanks, Nick. 0.76
05:29:25.000 You know what's fucked up, though, is that you had to tell the people to do it. 0.57
05:29:28.000 Like, they're already here. 0.92
05:29:30.000 They're watching us play games together.
05:29:32.000 You know?
05:29:34.000 They're here.
05:29:35.000 They should have just done it.
05:29:37.000 Yeah! 0.99
05:29:38.000 Kind of fucked up, but you know what? 0.98
05:29:40.000 I still appreciate it. 0.98
05:29:45.000 It's alright, I'll let it slide this time, because tonight's a good night.
05:29:48.000 We hit 3k.
05:29:49.000 Next time, there will be consequences.
05:29:52.000 You should get me to 10 followers.
05:29:56.000 I'll build Groyper on D Live.
05:29:58.000 Hey, I mean, you could play in the next D Live Fortnite tournament.
05:30:03.000 Yo, let's go.
05:30:06.000 Bro, Nick, you took that potion so fast.
05:30:08.000 I don't know.
05:30:09.000 Like, you were just jamming the X button.
05:30:12.000 No idea what you're talking about now.
05:30:14.000 Hey, guys, I opened the vault if any of you.
05:30:17.000 Oh, yeah, wow, thanks.
05:30:19.000 Thanks, Jaden.
05:30:20.000 Thanks for letting us know.
05:30:22.000 Figured I'd let you know.
05:30:23.000 After you took all the loot.
05:30:25.000 No, no.
05:30:26.000 Bro, he did.
05:30:26.000 Professor, he did.
05:30:27.000 Bro, he did.
05:30:28.000 Don't unfollow Beardson.
05:30:30.000 Follow Beardson. 0.93
05:30:32.000 Or else, you're dead to me.
05:30:35.000 That's true.
05:30:36.000 I don't kill Griper.
05:30:39.000 Alright, I'll see you guys later.
05:30:44.000 I'll go get up Murdoch.
05:30:47.000 Airwalk just subscribed monthly.
05:30:49.000 Thank you, Airwalk.
05:30:50.000 I appreciate that.
05:30:51.000 You're now a gamer.
05:30:54.000 Because you weren't before.
05:30:56.000 If you don't fall, if you're not subscribed, you're not a gamer.
05:30:59.000 That's true.
05:31:01.000 I should probably change my tag.
05:31:04.000 Tag's kind of. 1.00
05:31:06.000 It's like the trans flag colors. 0.57
05:31:08.000 Hmm. 0.99
05:31:10.000 Thing.
05:31:11.000 Sus.
05:31:12.000 That's kind of sus.
05:31:13.000 Where's the fault?
05:31:15.000 Whatever, dude.
05:31:17.000 Airwalks, now a gamer.
05:31:18.000 I mean, no one knows what to call my fault.
05:31:22.000 You know? 0.87
05:31:23.000 Like the Lloydsters or the Loyalists, the Knickers.
05:31:28.000 We're just the irony bros over here, you know?
05:31:31.000 Over here on my stream, we're irony bros.
05:31:35.000 You know, it's a sense of family. 1.00
05:31:37.000 I call them queer. 1.00
05:31:44.000 Dude, I don't know. 1.00
05:31:46.000 We've never had anything cool.
05:31:49.000 Jaden's followers are the Pride Boys. 1.00
05:31:54.000 Hello, Zelkova.
05:31:56.000 How are you doing?
05:31:58.000 This headset hurts!
05:31:59.000 It's gonna take some getting used to.
05:32:02.000 Oh.
05:32:03.000 That's why I don't wear a hat.
05:32:04.000 I would be wearing a hat. 1.00
05:32:06.000 My hair is so gay, but. 1.00
05:32:08.000 Oh, is that so? 0.98
05:32:10.000 The hat.
05:32:11.000 Yeah, I usually just wear the hat.
05:32:12.000 That is so interesting.
05:32:15.000 Why do you wear a hat?
05:32:16.000 It hurts my head when I. Are you like Chance the Rapper, you know?
05:32:21.000 You always wear the hat?
05:32:22.000 It's just I wear the hat so I don't have to actually comb my hair or anything.
05:32:27.000 You can go like.
05:32:28.000 You can go days without showering.
05:32:32.000 Maybe even weeks.
05:32:35.000 I've gone like a solid couple weeks before.
05:32:40.000 Back in the day.
05:32:41.000 The hat does help with that.
05:32:44.000 Oh my gosh.
05:32:46.000 Yeah, we're calling ourselves the Mickers.
05:32:52.000 That's fine. 0.97
05:32:56.000 See, everyone gives me crap, but my hair unironically looks better if I don't wash it for a while. 0.97
05:33:02.000 If I just don't shower, it looks better. 0.98
05:33:05.000 Get a dub for me, bro, says Retro.
05:33:07.000 I'll try.
05:33:09.000 Yeah, no, it's no trying.
05:33:10.000 We're going to do it right here.
05:33:11.000 I got a good feeling about this one.
05:33:15.000 Head over here to these docks and get somebody was here.
05:33:17.000 Somebody was building over here.
05:33:19.000 So we might have some company.
05:33:20.000 Martin, I thought you went to bed.
05:33:22.000 Nick, I don't know if you remember.
05:33:24.000 I said something to me when I first met you, and you're like, Yeah, I'm here with the knickers.
05:33:30.000 I'm like, The knickers.
05:33:31.000 And he's like, You're like, Yeah, that's why I call my followers.
05:33:34.000 And I cracked up.
05:33:35.000 I died.
05:33:36.000 I don't remember that.
05:33:37.000 Was that at CPAC last year?
05:33:39.000 Yeah, I was like, that's actually good.
05:33:41.000 I thought it was fun.
05:33:43.000 Yeah.
05:33:44.000 I don't recall.
05:33:46.000 Yeah, Nick said something similar to me, too.
05:33:54.000 Pill Night, I remember we were talking about it the other day when we met and we got lunch, and you were like, do you want to meet somewhere in the middle?
05:34:02.000 I'm like, no.
05:34:05.000 You have to drive here.
05:34:07.000 Was that the first time we met?
05:34:10.000 Yeah, that was.
05:34:11.000 I'm talking about the second meeting, though.
05:34:13.000 Second meeting you also said something about the wrong line.
05:34:17.000 I appreciate that.
05:34:19.000 Oh, we got company?
05:34:20.000 Nah, just way up there on the mountain.
05:34:22.000 I think they're running away.
05:34:24.000 Yeah, me and Jaden's first encounter is very.
05:34:28.000 It's like a mythical event now, ancient history.
05:34:32.000 Yes, sir.
05:34:33.000 Now that Jaden's in the fold, it's going to be in the AF history book.
05:34:39.000 Jaden got groomed.
05:34:41.000 It's true.
05:34:42.000 Political grooming.
05:34:44.000 Adhar, hold up.
05:34:46.000 Why was that funny?
05:34:47.000 Oh, you're laughing.
05:34:48.000 What Pill Knight was laughing at?
05:34:50.000 I don't know.
05:34:51.000 You don't need to know.
05:34:52.000 One ice cream from Professor Eric.
05:34:54.000 That's your name.
05:34:55.000 I'm cheating, my guy.
05:35:02.000 Thank you for the diamond, bro.
05:35:09.000 Yo, Epic?
05:35:13.000 Alright, we're gonna have to leave.
05:35:14.000 Pretty sad.
05:35:16.000 Leave. 1.00
05:35:17.000 Yeah, we gotta go back to the fucking agency, dude. 1.00
05:35:20.000 I fucking hate this, bro. 1.00
05:35:22.000 The agency, I think, is like a try hard wet dream. 1.00
05:35:28.000 You just have to sit in the vents.
05:35:30.000 Yeah.
05:35:32.000 That's what I'm gonna do this time. 0.99
05:35:33.000 I'm just gonna sit in the fucking vents the whole time and just not move. 0.98
05:35:37.000 No one's gonna be able to find us. 0.98
05:35:39.000 Oh, there's guys down there in the bridge.
05:35:42.000 Yeah.
05:35:43.000 I'm right behind you.
05:35:44.000 I don't remember being sentient before meeting Nick, honestly.
05:35:49.000 Before being red pilled?
05:35:51.000 No, just stop it.
05:35:53.000 The flattery is not going to get you anywhere, Jimmy.
05:35:56.000 I'm not saying that.
05:35:57.000 I'm saying, like, genuinely, like, I don't.
05:36:00.000 The life before, like, being red pilled is like a dream.
05:36:03.000 This guy is such a.
05:36:05.000 I don't mean it like that. 1.00
05:36:07.000 I'm not trying to be a real person.
05:36:08.000 Nick, my life didn't even really begin until I met you.
05:36:12.000 Oh, stop.
05:36:14.000 Much better. 1.00
05:36:15.000 Sound like a homo. 1.00
05:36:16.000 I'm saying, like, just being red pilled in general. 1.00
05:36:21.000 I was never really alive until I met you.
05:36:24.000 Nick, I can't wait to meet you so I can truly start living.
05:36:27.000 Yeah, yeah, that's right.
05:36:29.000 Yeah, you'll have the same that's what they all say about meeting me That's what everybody says they say Until I met you my life was nothing.
05:36:40.000 I'm nothing without you I'm nothing without the movie.
05:36:48.000 We're not we don't want people to know it's a cult.
05:36:51.000 Okay Elijah kept saying by the way he kept telling me like did you feel out that way when you met Elijah Schaefer?
05:37:00.000 No No, I was like, why is this guy hugging me?
05:37:04.000 I don't even know him.
05:37:05.000 Did he hug you?
05:37:07.000 Yeah, he said, Ah, Jaden, we finally meet.
05:37:11.000 Bring it in. 1.00
05:37:12.000 What the fuck? 1.00
05:37:13.000 And then in the middle of the college square, he hugged me. 1.00
05:37:19.000 Bruh.
05:37:20.000 I was like, Bring it in. 0.94
05:37:23.000 Nippe being like, Bring it in. 1.00
05:37:25.000 Oh, jeez. 0.99
05:37:27.000 Bruh.
05:37:29.000 That's so sad.
05:37:30.000 I'm not hugging anyone.
05:37:32.000 Bruh, Elijah didn't hug me when I met him.
05:37:36.000 We're getting handshakes at AFPEC.
05:37:39.000 Yeah, it's all handshakes.
05:37:40.000 We're a cool gang.
05:37:41.000 Cool boys' gang.
05:37:44.000 I might bear hug Nick.
05:37:46.000 I might bear hug Nick.
05:37:47.000 Uncle Beardson. 0.95
05:37:49.000 Yeah, Zelkova, you were watching that? 0.63
05:37:51.000 Nice dab up, JD.
05:37:53.000 I showed the old Fleckus and Elijah videos.
05:37:59.000 These guys still on us?
05:38:00.000 Yeah.
05:38:06.000 Good times.
05:38:07.000 Good times. 0.99
05:38:08.000 Oh shit, he's up. 1.00
05:38:10.000 Oh, I got him. 1.00
05:38:11.000 He's dead. 1.00
05:38:12.000 Yeah, I got his ass. 1.00
05:38:13.000 Look at how many of us there are. 1.00
05:38:15.000 The Legions.
05:38:18.000 Finished him off.
05:38:27.000 I think there's guys behind us too.
05:38:27.000 Oh!
05:38:30.000 I feel like I got hit.
05:38:34.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
05:38:35.000 Let's interrogate.
05:38:39.000 Leave no one alive.
05:38:40.000 Oh, he's up there.
05:38:41.000 He's up there.
05:38:42.000 He's up here.
05:38:42.000 Yeah, he is.
05:38:44.000 Here.
05:38:44.000 I got us, boys.
05:38:48.000 Never mind.
05:38:49.000 Oh, baby!
05:38:51.000 Oh, I'm gonna reload!
05:38:51.000 I ran out.
05:38:53.000 Oh, he knocked me.
05:38:54.000 What a.
05:38:55.000 Bro, I ran out of ammo.
05:38:56.000 That was embarrassing.
05:38:58.000 Get me up.
05:38:58.000 Get me up.
05:39:03.000 Is there a guy by you?
05:39:03.000 Alright.
05:39:05.000 Yeah, yeah, I got medkits.
05:39:07.000 There's a medkit on this dead body.
05:39:08.000 Alright.
05:39:08.000 Oh, I gotcha, I gotcha.
05:39:11.000 Oh, we gotta pick up Beardson.
05:39:13.000 Nah, I'm good.
05:39:14.000 Oh, you're good.
05:39:14.000 Okay, cool.
05:39:15.000 There's some minis down here, too. 1.00
05:39:16.000 Oh, what the fuck? 0.99
05:39:17.000 Yeah, there's other guys right there. 1.00
05:39:19.000 Where?
05:39:21.000 Where?
05:39:21.000 I marked it.
05:39:22.000 Oh, I see it.
05:39:22.000 I marked it.
05:39:24.000 I see it.
05:39:29.000 Knocked one. 0.98
05:39:30.000 They're nading. 1.00
05:39:30.000 They're nading. 1.00
05:39:31.000 Bail, bail, bail.
05:39:32.000 I knocked one.
05:39:35.000 I can pick him up.
05:39:35.000 Where's Beardson?
05:39:36.000 I'm hiding.
05:39:37.000 Yeah.
05:39:38.000 I got you, bro.
05:39:40.000 Epic.
05:39:40.000 Hell yeah.
05:39:41.000 Aw, shit. 1.00
05:39:41.000 Storm's coming in. 1.00
05:39:42.000 We gotta make it.
05:39:43.000 He's so weak, dude.
05:39:47.000 I dropped a medkit for you.
05:39:49.000 I got one.
05:39:52.000 Go get you, whoever that was.
05:39:54.000 He sat down.
05:39:55.000 Pretty fast.
05:39:57.000 There's a gold scar here.
05:39:59.000 Oh, don't mind if I do.
05:40:02.000 Anyone have shields?
05:40:03.000 Yeah, I've got shields.
05:40:05.000 I don't have rockets, rockets.
05:40:06.000 There's guys fighting over here.
05:40:07.000 Yeah, I got two rockets.
05:40:09.000 I got none.
05:40:10.000 Actually, you know what?
05:40:11.000 Rockets.
05:40:14.000 This guy's fighting right there.
05:40:17.000 Is anybody going to take that gold rocket?
05:40:20.000 I already have a gold one.
05:40:22.000 If anyone needs ammo, I got.
05:40:25.000 Hollywood, why don't you take that rocket launcher? 0.64
05:40:27.000 I have a rocket launcher. 0.81
05:40:29.000 I'm asking for it.
05:40:31.000 I'm asking for ammo.
05:40:32.000 Oh, okay, yeah, here.
05:40:34.000 Does anyone need AR ammo?
05:40:36.000 Yes.
05:40:37.000 Yeah, I do as well.
05:40:37.000 Does anyone have.
05:40:39.000 Anyone need AR ammo?
05:40:40.000 Anyone?
05:40:41.000 Anyone?
05:40:41.000 I have a thousand shots.
05:40:42.000 I can take a little bit.
05:40:42.000 Okay.
05:40:45.000 There's some building going on southwest.
05:40:47.000 Is that new or is that old?
05:40:49.000 Oh, whoops.
05:40:49.000 I picked it up.
05:40:50.000 Oh, yeah.
05:40:51.000 There's a build battle going on there.
05:40:53.000 There we go.
05:40:53.000 Thanks.
05:40:55.000 Yeah.
05:40:55.000 I want to just wait it out.
05:40:57.000 Uh huh.
05:40:58.000 I also have a ton of mats.
05:40:58.000 Or we have to.
05:41:01.000 Let's move in zone.
05:41:03.000 I have no mats.
05:41:05.000 We can go around.
05:41:07.000 We can try to get that supply drop.
05:41:09.000 True.
05:41:11.000 True. 1.00
05:41:16.000 Don't make it to fucking tonight. 0.99
05:41:19.000 Yeah, they're over there on the fucking agency island. 1.00
05:41:29.000 Yep, see him on top. 0.99
05:41:31.000 Yep. 0.99
05:41:34.000 I think there might be some dar left as well. 0.99
05:41:42.000 Got a launch pad. 1.00
05:41:45.000 Boots in.
05:41:46.000 Alright, next sheet.
05:41:47.000 There's a medkit in here.
05:41:47.000 Uh oh.
05:41:49.000 Anybody stacking those?
05:41:51.000 I have a stack.
05:41:52.000 I have a full stack.
05:41:53.000 Alright, there's another one in here. 1.00
05:42:03.000 Let's try to stay off the fucking agency island. 0.99
05:42:06.000 Yeah. 1.00
05:42:06.000 It's time, because fuck that place, dude. 1.00
05:42:15.000 Yeah, only the queers go to the agency. 1.00
05:42:20.000 That's so true. 1.00
05:42:23.000 Dude.
05:42:26.000 Factual.
05:42:27.000 Oh, there's some guy there on the ground.
05:42:28.000 You see him?
05:42:29.000 Yeah.
05:42:30.000 They're all.
05:42:31.000 I see one.
05:42:33.000 I see two.
05:42:34.000 There's two of them over there.
05:42:37.000 Where?
05:42:38.000 Mark them.
05:42:39.000 147.
05:42:40.000 Oh, yeah.
05:42:44.000 Right in the bush there, some guy.
05:42:45.000 Two guys.
05:42:46.000 I think there's a guy behind us.
05:42:48.000 Is somebody flying in?
05:42:51.000 There's a shadow shooting at us from agency. 1.00
05:42:54.000 We got to deal with these other retards. 1.00
05:42:56.000 We have zone. 1.00
05:42:57.000 Is there people next to us or no?
05:43:00.000 There's some 150 that I know of in an agency.
05:43:04.000 We're good because they'll pick each other off.
05:43:06.000 Because, look, they're going over there now.
05:43:08.000 So they're going to end up battling each other.
05:43:10.000 And then we'll take out the survivor.
05:43:12.000 There's four of them that just landed there.
05:43:12.000 Good.
05:43:14.000 So they got a full squad.
05:43:15.000 We have a full squad.
05:43:18.000 Yeah, see, there they go.
05:43:19.000 There it goes.
05:43:20.000 There goes.
05:43:22.000 Oh, was that you?
05:43:24.000 Yeah, that was me by accident.
05:43:26.000 Oh!
05:43:30.000 How many of you guys got shields?
05:43:32.000 How many shields do you guys have?
05:43:34.000 I have two bigs and six minis.
05:43:36.000 I have zero.
05:43:37.000 Give me a big.
05:43:38.000 Alright, I'll hook you up. 1.00
05:43:40.000 Oh, shit, bruh! 1.00
05:43:41.000 Sheep! 1.00
05:43:43.000 Here. 0.99
05:43:44.000 Give me.
05:43:46.000 What do you need?
05:43:47.000 I want a big shield, please, sir.
05:43:49.000 You want a big one?
05:43:51.000 Yeah, my last one.
05:43:54.000 Thank you, sir.
05:43:55.000 All right, we're gonna have to move in on them. 0.84
05:44:01.000 We should probably do while they're fighting, they just exploded. 1.00
05:44:04.000 Yeah, I'll lead the charge, I'll be the fucking sponge. 0.98
05:44:12.000 I have a launch pad if you want to really go at them. 0.99
05:44:15.000 Nah, save it. 1.00
05:44:18.000 Oh shit, they killed him. 1.00
05:44:20.000 Well, they're still just, yeah. 1.00
05:44:22.000 They're not all dead.
05:44:24.000 There it is.
05:44:26.000 Alright, these are the last people?
05:44:28.000 Yeah.
05:44:29.000 There's two left.
05:44:30.000 There's two left, bro.
05:44:31.000 Yeah, I see them.
05:44:32.000 Oh, right here.
05:44:33.000 Oh, I think one of them.
05:44:35.000 Rockets are going on?
05:44:37.000 Yeah.
05:44:43.000 Oh, he just launched up.
05:44:44.000 Watch him.
05:44:45.000 He's going behind you, Beardson.
05:44:47.000 Oh, yeah.
05:44:51.000 There we go.
05:44:51.000 Got one.
05:44:52.000 I got my mats. 1.00
05:44:54.000 He's a builder, fag. 1.00
05:44:56.000 That's alright, you can go on me once, dude. 1.00
05:44:57.000 It's fucking 1v4. 0.97
05:45:01.000 I see him, he's right up there. 0.99
05:45:03.000 Oh, dude, I have 10 rockets, he's done.
05:45:06.000 I broke his shield, 78.
05:45:09.000 Is he up there? 0.99
05:45:10.000 He's fucking done. 1.00
05:45:13.000 Build this, bitch. 1.00
05:45:24.000 Got him. 1.00
05:45:24.000 Let's go. 1.00
05:45:25.000 Nice.
05:45:27.000 Epic.
05:45:27.000 Another Vic Roy.
05:45:29.000 Another Vic Roy.
05:45:30.000 It just keeps on happening.
05:45:34.000 It just keeps happening.
05:45:36.000 Can't stop us.
05:45:37.000 No, they can't.
05:45:38.000 Okay.
05:45:39.000 I had three.
05:45:39.000 Epic.
05:45:41.000 Three kills there.
05:45:43.000 Not too shabby.
05:45:44.000 I think I had one.
05:45:44.000 Yeah, one.
05:45:46.000 But three assists, two revives.
05:45:49.000 Me and you were lighting it up together at the end there.
05:45:51.000 Yeah.
05:45:54.000 I just had to have the last bullet, you know?
05:45:56.000 That's actually true, because I broke his shields and then hit him for 78.
05:46:00.000 Oh, no.
05:46:01.000 Yeah, I think me and you popped his shields at the same time, because I hit him for like.
05:46:11.000 Well, I mean, I did break his shield and hit him for.
05:46:17.000 No, I'm saying, I'm saying, like.
05:46:20.000 Yeah, no, I hit him for 60.
05:46:21.000 Every time we win, I did this.
05:46:23.000 I did this.
05:46:25.000 Yeah.
05:46:28.000 Yeah.
05:46:29.000 Hand rubbing intensifies after the win.
05:46:29.000 True.
05:46:32.000 I actually.
05:46:33.000 I broke a shield.
05:46:34.000 Shane, I don't know why you're talking.
05:46:35.000 You're like the worst proponent of that.
05:46:37.000 No, not true.
05:46:38.000 I'm the best at the game.
05:46:40.000 How many kills did you have the last one?
05:46:42.000 Two and four assists.
05:46:44.000 I had three and five assists.
05:46:45.000 No, that's true.
05:46:45.000 Lies.
05:46:48.000 Lies.
05:46:49.000 Three and five. 0.90
05:46:50.000 You're lying.
05:46:51.000 No, that's true. 0.86
05:46:52.000 We got one diamond from K Mungo who says that's a W. 0.99
05:46:54.000 That means pay up, you freeloaders. 0.68
05:46:56.000 Yeah, that's right.
05:46:58.000 Yeah, that's a shard.
05:46:59.000 Like, I don't give any money to. 1.00
05:47:01.000 What about kids being slandered by the mainstream media for standing up for your values, fag? 1.00
05:47:06.000 How about that? 1.00
05:47:07.000 Yeah.
05:47:08.000 Yeah.
05:47:08.000 Hello?
05:47:12.000 Idiot. 1.00
05:47:14.000 Somebody dying? 1.00
05:47:16.000 Yeah.
05:47:17.000 That's my roommate.
05:47:19.000 Is he okay?
05:47:20.000 Yeah, he's right.
05:47:22.000 Do you need to give mouth to mouth?
05:47:24.000 I'm going to pass on that.
05:47:29.000 Hold up, Harris Walker.
05:47:31.000 Want ice cream from the right honorable.
05:47:33.000 Big shout out, thank you.
05:47:34.000 Alright, now this is my last game of this.
05:47:37.000 What if it's another dub?
05:47:40.000 We're ending on a high note.
05:47:42.000 No, end on a high note.
05:47:43.000 We won it?
05:47:45.000 Bruh.
05:47:47.000 I gotta go to bed too.
05:47:48.000 I'm tired.
05:47:49.000 I'm not gonna lie.
05:47:49.000 I'm pretty tired.
05:47:51.000 It's past my bedtime.
05:47:52.000 I'm a gamer.
05:47:52.000 I don't sleep.
05:47:54.000 Yeah, I'm not tired either.
05:47:57.000 Yeah, but you never sleep, Nick.
05:47:58.000 I'm not even tired.
05:48:01.000 Nick's tired.
05:48:01.000 I woke up at like 5 o'clock today.
05:48:03.000 No, 4 o'clock.
05:48:06.000 I had a weird dream today when I woke up in the evening.
05:48:11.000 Do share.
05:48:13.000 No, it's not really interesting.
05:48:15.000 I don't like to share dream stories.
05:48:16.000 Nobody cares.
05:48:18.000 When people tell me about their dreams, I could care less. 1.00
05:48:22.000 You did share that one dream story about me and you hanging out and I was running over all the brown children. 1.00
05:48:27.000 Yeah. 1.00
05:48:28.000 Well, yeah.
05:48:28.000 If it involves the person, then I'll share because I think that's when people are interested.
05:48:33.000 But otherwise, I keep it to myself.
05:48:35.000 Because people tell me about their dreams and.
05:48:37.000 Whenever people tell you about their dreams, they're like so invested in it themselves.
05:48:41.000 Oh, wow, yeah. 0.99
05:48:42.000 And it's like, I literally could give a shit what fantastical things happen when you were sleeping in your head. 0.99
05:48:48.000 Like, I don't, I literally don't care about what actually happens to you, let alone. 0.99
05:48:54.000 Well, and in the dream, I like, I just knew that this was happening.
05:48:59.000 It's like, whoa, yeah, wow.
05:49:01.000 Like, that's so cool.
05:49:04.000 What do you want me to say?
05:49:05.000 I don't care.
05:49:08.000 Don't care, Virgin, you know? 1.00
05:49:11.000 Don't care bitch. 1.00
05:49:14.000 I'll still never forget Enamel Shang telling me, don't care, virgin. 1.00
05:49:17.000 And I was like, bro, you're the living body of a virgin. 1.00
05:49:27.000 Bitch! 1.00
05:49:29.000 I helped. 1.00
05:49:32.000 Yeah, I mean, you know, you did.
05:49:33.000 You're a great bait.
05:49:39.000 Right there. 1.00
05:49:42.000 Yo, on me!
05:49:43.000 He's dead.
05:49:44.000 Nevermind, I'm coming.
05:49:48.000 Nick's coming. 1.00
05:49:56.000 Did we get the lady here? 0.96
05:49:59.000 There's still another guy left. 0.99
05:50:01.000 Another real person somewhere.
05:50:06.000 Yeah, I hear him.
05:50:10.000 They're like right below me.
05:50:11.000 Oh, here they are.
05:50:14.000 Am I getting hyped to Baked Alaska?
05:50:16.000 It's probably true. 1.00
05:50:17.000 Bitch. 1.00
05:50:17.000 Oh, there's still one more. 1.00
05:50:18.000 Yeah, there's still another one.
05:50:24.000 He's above me, I think.
05:50:25.000 We landed whole last game.
05:50:27.000 Oh, he's right there!
05:50:29.000 Bro, he's on me! 1.00
05:50:31.000 Bro, he's so fucking weak. 1.00
05:50:32.000 He has nothing left. 1.00
05:50:36.000 I'm coming.
05:50:40.000 Were you on top floor?
05:50:41.000 Yeah, it was at the very top.
05:50:44.000 He's so hurt, dude.
05:50:48.000 My builds are all.
05:50:49.000 Right there, right there.
05:50:50.000 Oh, we gotta get Beardson's card.
05:50:54.000 I'm on it.
05:50:55.000 Alright.
05:50:56.000 I don't see you.
05:50:59.000 Here, I got a gun for someone.
05:51:03.000 Ah, somebody else got it.
05:51:05.000 Nice.
05:51:13.000 I hear somebody by me.
05:51:14.000 Oh. 1.00
05:51:15.000 Dumb bitch. 1.00
05:51:17.000 Anyone have a mini? 1.00
05:51:19.000 Oh, I was so close to interrogating him and then he died.
05:51:22.000 We'd have found out where the last guy was.
05:51:25.000 So there were two teams here, then. 0.83
05:51:26.000 Because I killed one guy.
05:51:28.000 There must be somebody else here.
05:51:30.000 Yeah, he's still alive.
05:51:32.000 He was still crawling around.
05:51:33.000 Yeah, because he was crawling, so that means.
05:51:39.000 Unless the other teammate's not here, which is possible.
05:51:48.000 Oh, great.
05:51:49.000 Did they just res, or did we res?
05:51:52.000 I'm up, baby.
05:51:52.000 That's us.
05:51:55.000 He's got no guns, no shields.
05:51:58.000 I'm ready.
05:51:58.000 I found him!
05:52:00.000 I'm coming. 0.85
05:52:03.000 Dude, Bloom is gonna be the death of me, literally and figuratively, because I'm gonna blow my brains out. 0.84
05:52:10.000 I'm coming. 0.95
05:52:11.000 Just gonna get some guns here.
05:52:15.000 I haven't pinned down, but yeah, the sooner you.
05:52:18.000 I'm on my way.
05:52:20.000 I got no ammo, really, but.
05:52:24.000 It's in there.
05:52:31.000 Where's he at?
05:52:32.000 Got him.
05:52:33.000 Oh, he's not the last one!
05:52:35.000 I'm shaking him.
05:52:40.000 Yo, yo, take these minis.
05:52:42.000 Thank you.
05:52:44.000 Someone can have this.
05:52:46.000 Yeah, I'll take it.
05:52:52.000 Did you shake him?
05:52:53.000 Yeah, we shake him.
05:52:54.000 Also, the storm's about to eat us.
05:52:57.000 I don't even need to pick you guys up.
05:52:57.000 I'm in a boat.
05:52:59.000 Alright.
05:53:01.000 Alright, get in! 0.75
05:53:04.000 Let's roll.
05:53:06.000 Beardson?
05:53:07.000 No!
05:53:07.000 No, you're in.
05:53:08.000 I did look like you were in.
05:53:12.000 Nice!
05:53:13.000 That was.
05:53:13.000 Nice!
05:53:13.000 Good one.
05:53:14.000 I kind of like the Secret Agent theme because it does feel kind of like that.
05:53:18.000 You know, it's like you drop in, sneak around, escape, get on the boat.
05:53:24.000 I like this season a lot so far.
05:53:28.000 Chapter 2 has been very good overall.
05:53:30.000 Yeah.
05:53:31.000 Yeah, first season was pretty good.
05:53:33.000 This one's really good.
05:53:35.000 I'm having fun.
05:53:36.000 A lot of replayability. 0.99
05:53:39.000 And there's no overtly gay shit like planes or robots or anything like that. 0.99
05:53:44.000 Yeah. 0.99
05:53:45.000 I like the planes, I'm not going to lie.
05:53:47.000 They were fun, but man, they were frustrating if you were in the game.
05:53:50.000 I missed the old map.
05:53:51.000 I hope they bring it back at some point.
05:53:54.000 Yeah.
05:53:54.000 Tilted Towers.
05:53:56.000 I missed Tilted, dude.
05:53:57.000 Yeah, that was a good one.
05:53:58.000 Lucky Landing.
05:54:00.000 Bruh. 0.98
05:54:01.000 I want to die.
05:54:06.000 Remember the good old days?
05:54:07.000 Risky Reels.
05:54:10.000 Paradise.
05:54:11.000 Risky's still there, kind of.
05:54:12.000 Lucky Lane.
05:54:12.000 You know?
05:54:14.000 Loot Lake.
05:54:16.000 Ah, Loot Lake.
05:54:17.000 Oh, yeah, Loot Lake, yeah.
05:54:18.000 Good times, good times.
05:54:23.000 Dusty Depot.
05:54:25.000 Ah.
05:54:26.000 The original, the OG.
05:54:30.000 There's a guy up here at the movie theater.
05:54:33.000 Saw him.
05:54:37.000 Anyone have any health at all?
05:54:39.000 Remember moisty mire?
05:54:43.000 Moist.
05:54:45.000 Now we have the hole.
05:54:47.000 Now we got this.
05:54:48.000 Now we got the agency.
05:54:50.000 That makes me sad.
05:54:52.000 I want to go back!
05:54:55.000 Time.
05:54:56.000 Time.
05:54:58.000 The one thing that we can never get more of.
05:55:02.000 Oh. 0.52
05:55:03.000 Woo!
05:55:06.000 Alright, we got no mats.
05:55:08.000 We got them in the agency. 1.00
05:55:09.000 We got them in the agency.
05:55:12.000 Oh, I hit him.
05:55:14.000 Yeah, we're kind of surrounded here. 1.00
05:55:17.000 You gotta go shit shit. 1.00
05:55:19.000 Yeah, oh fuck, I got sniped. 1.00
05:55:23.000 I'm dead. 1.00
05:55:24.000 Cool, no match. 1.00
05:55:26.000 We're totally fucked. 1.00
05:55:28.000 Yeah. 1.00
05:55:29.000 Why did we land in the worst spot?
05:55:33.000 With the boat, that is.
05:55:34.000 We're not getting in here.
05:55:37.000 I just got out and fought the one.
05:55:43.000 There goes my suction cup.
05:55:46.000 I'll give you a med kit too.
05:55:48.000 Oh, someone's coming on us right here.
05:55:51.000 Shotgun's out.
05:55:54.000 Drop some explosives.
05:56:00.000 Here's some of this too.
05:56:02.000 Alright, you stay here.
05:56:03.000 I'm gonna go out and just nade them. 1.00
05:56:10.000 Shit, bitch! 1.00
05:56:10.000 Nice! 1.00
05:56:12.000 Take our mats, take our mats. 1.00
05:56:12.000 Dumb bitch. 1.00
05:56:14.000 Stupid bitch. 1.00
05:56:15.000 What a stupid fucking bitch. 1.00
05:56:18.000 She tried to kill us and she failed. 1.00
05:56:20.000 We were like, she's like, oh, I'm gonna ambush you. 1.00
05:56:24.000 Yeah, nice try, stupid fucking bitch. 1.00
05:56:27.000 I'll get my card. 1.00
05:56:30.000 Whenever you can. 1.00
05:56:31.000 Stupid bitch. 1.00
05:56:32.000 Yeah, get mine too. 1.00
05:56:33.000 Mine's right there.
05:56:34.000 I got you.
05:56:34.000 I think mine has less time than his.
05:56:37.000 Where is yours?
05:56:38.000 It's all the way over there.
05:56:39.000 It's up a little bit.
05:56:40.000 Dude. 0.99
05:56:41.000 Ah, well, what the fuck? 1.00
05:56:42.000 I'll go. 1.00
05:56:43.000 I'm coming.
05:56:44.000 How much time do I have left?
05:56:46.000 15, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3.
05:56:56.000 Oh, you win a round!
05:56:59.000 Oh, wow.
05:57:01.000 Clutched, clutched it.
05:57:03.000 Okay, now we gotta go, though.
05:57:08.000 I thought it was on all sides, so I was like, we gotta, I just gotta.
05:57:12.000 Yeah, he made the right play.
05:57:13.000 Yeah, it was a safe play, actually.
05:57:17.000 Drop some things for you.
05:57:20.000 Somewhat.
05:57:21.000 How are you guys still alive?
05:57:25.000 We are good at this game. 1.00
05:57:27.000 No, I'm just saying, those guys are retarded. 1.00
05:57:29.000 They're not just going over there killing you. 0.99
05:57:31.000 Well, that one guy that, like, that girl that came by and she's like, I'm gonna own you.
05:57:31.000 They were.
05:57:37.000 No, you're not, you stupid bitch. 1.00
05:57:37.000 No, you're not. 1.00
05:57:40.000 No, you ain't. 0.68
05:57:42.000 Not today, hole. 1.00
05:57:44.000 She came in there. 1.00
05:57:45.000 You saw her, how she came in, like, so cocky, blasting us with the suppressed SMG. 0.98
05:57:53.000 I'm gonna ambush you while you're rezzing your friend. 1.00
05:57:56.000 No, you're not, bitch. 1.00
05:57:57.000 I just headshotted you a hundred fucking times, and now I'm gonna BM you because you're a fucking woman. 1.00
05:58:03.000 Yeah, that was epic. 1.00
05:58:06.000 Epic.
05:58:07.000 Epic owning of women. 1.00
05:58:09.000 I hope when the person behind that dies and goes to hell, that's replayed. 1.00
05:58:15.000 That they have to watch this stream when they die and go to hell in real life. 0.99
05:58:20.000 That's probably some Antifa member, too.
05:58:22.000 That time when you got totally frustrated in Fortnite.
05:58:25.000 Well, this is the face.
05:58:27.000 Are you getting shot?
05:58:29.000 Yeah, keep running.
05:58:29.000 Just keep running.
05:58:32.000 You want to grab that?
05:58:32.000 Oh, big part.
05:58:34.000 Yeah, I'm grabbing it.
05:58:36.000 All right.
05:58:39.000 We gotta get to our, uh, to that van.
05:58:43.000 Yeah.
05:58:43.000 Otherwise, we're goners.
05:58:46.000 I have no mats, too, so if we get in a fight, we're screwed. 0.91
05:58:58.000 Good night, Ludville.
05:58:59.000 Thanks for tuning in, bro.
05:59:01.000 Thanks for the follow, one love.
05:59:03.000 Appreciate it.
05:59:04.000 Oh, guys, right next to us.
05:59:06.000 Do we take them?
05:59:07.000 Where, where, where?
05:59:08.000 They saw you.
05:59:08.000 Oh, they saw you.
05:59:12.000 I'd treat.
05:59:14.000 We have no math.
05:59:15.000 Unless you have some.
05:59:16.000 I have some. 1.00
05:59:21.000 Crap. 1.00
05:59:23.000 Oh, what the? 1.00
05:59:24.000 They're on this side, too?
05:59:26.000 Oh, come on, man. 1.00
05:59:28.000 Fuck. 1.00
05:59:29.000 We got stanched at the end there. 1.00
05:59:31.000 That was stupid. 1.00
05:59:32.000 Yeah. 1.00
05:59:36.000 Alright, fellas.
05:59:36.000 Ugh.
05:59:36.000 I'm going to call it.
05:59:37.000 I'm beat.
05:59:39.000 Alright.
05:59:39.000 I'm being Beardson.
05:59:40.000 Good night, Beardson.
05:59:42.000 Get a sleepy sleep sin.
05:59:44.000 Good night.
05:59:45.000 Good night, big guy.
05:59:48.000 I'm going to head out, too.
05:59:50.000 Alright. 0.98
05:59:51.000 Good night, Pilb.
05:59:53.000 Adios. 0.67
05:59:53.000 Pilb. 0.67
05:59:57.000 I'll holla at you guys the next time.
06:00:04.000 Yeah, good night, buddy.
06:00:06.000 Uncle Beardson, peace and on out.
06:00:09.000 Peace and on out.
06:00:10.000 I'm going to go change my diaper and go to bed.
06:00:13.000 Yeah.
06:00:14.000 All right.
06:00:14.000 All right.
06:00:16.000 Well, I'll see you guys.
06:00:18.000 See you later.
06:00:20.000 All right.
06:00:21.000 Good night.
06:00:23.000 Good night.
06:00:24.000 All right.
06:00:25.000 All right.
06:00:26.000 Okay.
06:00:26.000 Good night.
06:00:27.000 All right.
06:00:28.000 Bye.
06:00:28.000 Okay.
06:00:28.000 All right.
06:00:29.000 Yeah.
06:00:31.000 I'll talk to you guys later.
06:00:32.000 All right.
06:00:33.000 All right.
06:00:34.000 All right.
06:00:34.000 See you, Jaden.
06:00:36.000 Okay.
06:00:37.000 All right.
06:00:38.000 I'll talk to you next time, Nick.
06:00:40.000 Yeah.
06:00:40.000 Yep.
06:00:42.000 Yep.
06:00:46.000 All right.
06:00:47.000 I'll hit you guys up soon.
06:00:48.000 Yeah.
06:00:50.000 Sure.
06:00:51.000 For sure.
06:00:52.000 Yeah.
06:00:54.000 All right.
06:00:55.000 All right.
06:00:56.000 I'll see you guys later.
06:00:57.000 Okay.
06:00:59.000 Toodaloo.
06:00:59.000 All right.
06:01:00.000 Okay.
06:01:01.000 Toodaloo.
06:01:01.000 All right.
06:01:02.000 You hang up.
06:01:03.000 No, you.
06:01:04.000 All right.
06:01:07.000 I'll see you guys.
06:01:08.000 Bye bye.
06:01:08.000 Yeah.
06:01:09.000 Good night, guys.
06:01:09.000 Hey.
06:01:10.000 Good night.
06:01:10.000 Good night.
06:01:11.000 All right.
06:01:12.000 Bye.
06:01:12.000 Bye.
06:01:14.000 This is so retarded. 1.00
06:01:18.000 Well, now what? 1.00
06:01:20.000 All right.
06:01:20.000 I'll see you guys later.
06:01:21.000 Okay.
06:01:22.000 Okay.
06:01:23.000 Bye.
06:01:24.000 All right.
06:01:26.000 For real, this is it.
06:01:26.000 For real.
06:01:27.000 Okay.
06:01:27.000 See you guys.
06:01:28.000 Bye.
06:01:28.000 For real.
06:01:33.000 He's still in here.
06:01:34.000 Yeah.
06:01:38.000 Okay.
06:01:38.000 What are we going to do?
06:01:39.000 We're going to play duos?
06:01:41.000 I don't care. 1.00
06:01:42.000 Why don't we try and red pill people? 1.00
06:01:44.000 Let's do that.
06:01:46.000 All right.
06:01:46.000 I'll let you do that.
06:01:49.000 You've got to be the straight man.
06:01:52.000 You know what that means?
06:01:52.000 What do you mean?
06:01:55.000 Like, I've got to be the red pillar, and you've got to sort of be the you know, like in a comedy act, the one guy's a silly guy, and the other guy's like, oh, no.
06:02:05.000 All right.
06:02:06.000 I'll see you guys later.
06:02:07.000 Okay!
06:02:10.000 Good night!
06:02:11.000 All right, see ya.
06:02:13.000 Okay.
06:02:15.000 Okay.
06:02:16.000 Just leave. 0.66
06:02:19.000 Okay.
06:02:22.000 So you got to, like, set me up, you know?
06:02:24.000 And you got to be.
06:02:26.000 Dude, I've been doing this a few times on Rust, but the kids are like six years old. 0.83
06:02:33.000 And the most recent kid was like, Have you seen this thing with dancing Israelis in 9 11? 0.84
06:02:39.000 12, like, he was young. 0.88
06:02:42.000 Very strange. 1.00
06:02:44.000 It would be unethical to red pill little children. 1.00
06:02:46.000 Big kids? 0.81
06:02:48.000 But I will red pill the big kids.
06:02:50.000 I'd love to have.
06:02:51.000 The sixth graders.
06:02:53.000 The big kids.
06:02:54.000 The seventh graders, they were getting red pilled.
06:02:58.000 I'll go ahead and ready up once I can get my controller to work.
06:03:02.000 Plugged it up 15 times.
06:03:06.000 Do you remember what.
06:03:07.000 Okay, Beardson says good night in chat.
06:03:10.000 Okay, good night.
06:03:13.000 Did he host you?
06:03:14.000 Did he even host you?
06:03:15.000 He didn't even give me the.
06:03:16.000 Well, he's ending his.
06:03:17.000 Oh, well.
06:03:18.000 Yeah!
06:03:19.000 Give me the host!
06:03:21.000 Wow.
06:03:22.000 Do you remember when you were a kid and you would talk about the big kids like.
06:03:26.000 People are a couple years old.
06:03:27.000 Hey, the big kids are being mean to us.
06:03:30.000 Yeah, yeah.
06:03:32.000 Now I'm the big kid.
06:03:32.000 I do.
06:03:34.000 And then he's waiting there to be mean.
06:03:40.000 Now it's my turn.
06:03:41.000 This guy's on Twitter.
06:03:42.000 So should I mute the call and we're.
06:03:45.000 Oh, yeah, Let me turn on game chat.
06:03:56.000 Hey!
06:03:58.000 Oh, is it working?
06:04:03.000 Hello?
06:04:04.000 Actually, what I'll do is I'll just mute you.
06:04:06.000 Can you hear me in game chat, Jade?
06:04:07.000 No, I can't.
06:04:10.000 I gotta set my team members.
06:04:14.000 Voice chat input.
06:04:17.000 Mute.
06:04:18.000 Yes, you are muted.
06:04:21.000 Settings.
06:04:22.000 Audio.
06:04:23.000 I gotta go into my settings, make it my default.
06:04:23.000 Hang on.
06:04:26.000 Voice chat on.
06:04:29.000 Open mic.
06:04:32.000 Hey, yo, can you hear me in game?
06:04:36.000 Hello?
06:04:37.000 Hello?
06:04:38.000 Oh, Jaden, can you hear me?
06:04:40.000 Yeah.
06:04:41.000 Okay, cool.
06:04:43.000 You're supposed to be muted, though.
06:04:45.000 Why are you not?
06:04:45.000 Oh, I gotta mute you in Discord.
06:04:47.000 I can hear you twice.
06:04:50.000 Alright!
06:04:53.000 Hey!
06:04:54.000 Twitch!
06:04:55.000 Twitch Dola! 1.00
06:04:56.000 Shee!
06:04:59.000 Bro, where's Twitch Dola? 0.99
06:05:01.000 Yeah, Twitch!
06:05:02.000 What's going on, Twitch streamer?
06:05:02.000 Twitch!
06:05:04.000 Can you hear us?
06:05:05.000 I wanna win.
06:05:06.000 Can you hear us?
06:05:09.000 Hello?
06:05:13.000 Somebody find him on Twitch.
06:05:15.000 That's it.
06:05:15.000 Let's find him.
06:05:16.000 I'm finding him.
06:05:18.000 Twitch.tv slash.
06:05:20.000 Did he mute his Discord altogether?
06:05:23.000 Who? 1.00
06:05:24.000 This fucking guy. 1.00
06:05:27.000 I'm in. 1.00
06:05:28.000 I'm in.
06:05:28.000 I see him.
06:05:29.000 Unhealthy Gaming Part 2.
06:05:32.000 Zero viewers.
06:05:33.000 Dulla.
06:05:34.000 And he's got a Tom and Jerry Avi.
06:05:38.000 Yo, Della, can you hear us?
06:05:39.000 He's already down!
06:05:40.000 Are you kidding me? 0.78
06:05:48.000 Dala.
06:05:48.000 Hello?
06:05:50.000 He's got literally zero viewers because I'm watching it halfway through.
06:05:50.000 I am alone now.
06:05:53.000 Dude, our teammates are trash. 1.00
06:05:55.000 Mr. Moms, you're gay and bad at the game. 1.00
06:05:58.000 Yeah, fuck you. 1.00
06:05:59.000 Fuck you. 1.00
06:06:02.000 Now he's got five people watching the stream. 1.00
06:06:04.000 Oh, he's like an adult.
06:06:05.000 He's Hispanic. 1.00
06:06:07.000 Or something.
06:06:09.000 Maybe he's Arab. 1.00
06:06:10.000 No, yeah, he's got this dark black hair. 0.95
06:06:12.000 He's some kind of ethnic. 0.94
06:06:16.000 Dala. 1.00
06:06:18.000 He's streaming in his bedroom. 1.00
06:06:21.000 Aw shit, this guy's just curving me. 1.00
06:06:24.000 Disgusting. 1.00
06:06:27.000 Somebody put in his chat Charlie Kirk is a Holocaust denier. 0.95
06:06:31.000 He's got 11 viewers now.
06:06:34.000 It's so funny when we see these smaller streamers and it's like, you know that they're like.
06:06:40.000 Give me a pistol.
06:06:41.000 This is the most viewers they'll ever get in their life.
06:06:51.000 Dola.
06:06:52.000 Okay, so that didn't work.
06:06:53.000 Let's try and get somebody with a mic this time, shall we?
06:06:58.000 Jaden, can you hear me?
06:07:00.000 Can you hear me?
06:07:03.000 Jaden?
06:07:07.000 Jaden, can you hear me?
06:07:10.000 Bruh, no, I can't hear you.
06:07:13.000 You can't? 1.00
06:07:14.000 I can't fucking hear you. 1.00
06:07:17.000 I can't tell if you're joking or not. 1.00
06:07:20.000 Dude, unmute your fucking mic on Discord. 1.00
06:07:27.000 Can you hear me? 1.00
06:07:29.000 Yes, mute me in game, but leave me open on Discord.
06:07:35.000 Oh, okay.
06:07:36.000 I'll do that.
06:07:38.000 What was this guy's Twitch?
06:07:39.000 I'm curious.
06:07:40.000 It's Dala, D U L L A H H. Twitch.tv slash that.
06:07:50.000 Okay, wait.
06:07:51.000 I got to mute Jaden.
06:07:57.000 There we go.
06:08:00.000 Hey, what's up, teammates?
06:08:03.000 Getcha and Croink.
06:08:06.000 What's up?
06:08:07.000 Is this Ollie Alexander on stream?
06:08:11.000 No, his complexion's not as dark. 1.00
06:08:14.000 Hey, what's up, Croink? 1.00
06:08:20.000 Dude, talk to us.
06:08:22.000 Dude, none of these people have mics.
06:08:24.000 No. 0.77
06:08:26.000 We have to find mic people.
06:08:26.000 No.
06:08:29.000 Yeah, I agree.
06:08:31.000 We could do it on deceit.
06:08:32.000 People always talk about the game, but the games are very quick.
06:08:53.000 Oh, now the guy's talking, and now he's talking.
06:08:55.000 Oh, wow.
06:08:56.000 Yeah, now he wants to talk.
06:09:07.000 Who is base?
06:09:08.000 What are you guys saying there?
06:09:11.000 Who is what?
06:09:12.000 That's what he said.
06:09:13.000 Who is base?
06:09:14.000 What are you guys saying?
06:09:15.000 Huh.
06:09:34.000 I'm ignoring my stream and watching his stream.
06:09:39.000 Hey, what's up?
06:09:42.000 Hey, man.
06:09:46.000 Hello?
06:09:49.000 Is that original gangster?
06:09:52.000 Hey, original gangster.
06:09:55.000 What?
06:09:55.000 Okay.
06:09:56.000 What's wrong with you?
06:09:58.000 Dude, talk normal.
06:10:00.000 Why did none of you guys have.
06:10:03.000 Get a mic.
06:10:04.000 Hey.
06:10:05.000 Try getting a mic. 1.00
06:10:07.000 Idiot. 1.00
06:10:08.000 Arcane. 1.00
06:10:10.000 Original gangster. 0.97
06:10:11.000 You're poor. 0.99
06:10:11.000 You're poor, original gangsta. 0.99
06:10:14.000 Seven. 0.96
06:10:15.000 How about get a mic?
06:10:17.000 The seventh original gangsta. 0.99
06:10:21.000 Man, this sucks. 0.99
06:10:23.000 I agree. 0.99
06:10:24.000 Get your microphone and turn it on.
06:10:29.000 Is there any way you can filter and just, uh.
06:10:35.000 Get people with a mic?
06:10:36.000 I don't know.
06:10:38.000 I'm telling you, if we're trying to get into. 0.95
06:10:43.000 If we're trying to get to just talking to people, it might not be the best fucking game to do so. 0.96
06:10:52.000 Yeah, it is. 0.97
06:10:53.000 Jaden, stop being strange.
06:10:55.000 Just be normal.
06:10:57.000 No, you.
06:10:58.000 You be normal.
06:10:59.000 I am normal.
06:11:02.000 That's how I talk.
06:11:02.000 Hey, what's going on?
06:11:08.000 Maybe I'm going to put a push to talk on.
06:11:14.000 What's going on?
06:11:16.000 Network connection lost.
06:11:18.000 Putting on a push to talk.
06:11:20.000 What control?
06:11:26.000 What is the push to talk?
06:11:29.000 Gosh, man.
06:11:31.000 You know what the default push to talk is?
06:11:33.000 Nope.
06:11:36.000 All right.
06:11:37.000 I'm not putting on a push to talk.
06:11:38.000 I lied.
06:11:40.000 Wait, I found it.
06:11:50.000 I will find it.
06:11:54.000 Push to talk.
06:11:54.000 T.
06:11:55.000 Okay.
06:11:56.000 Whatever.
06:11:59.000 I'm not playing to win, Nick.
06:12:02.000 You're what?
06:12:03.000 I'm using a mouse and keyboard.
06:12:04.000 I'm not playing to win.
06:12:05.000 Bro, we gotta play to win.
06:12:10.000 That's the only way I play. 1.00
06:12:12.000 Aw, shit. 1.00
06:12:13.000 Alright, then I'm just turning off the push to talk. 1.00
06:12:15.000 Fuck. 1.00
06:12:18.000 Yo, you guys wanting a full squad, says Jimbo. 1.00
06:12:23.000 I think we're attempting to talk to people currently.
06:12:29.000 We'll see if it works.
06:12:33.000 Yo, hello?
06:12:36.000 Are you in?
06:12:40.000 Hey, what's up?
06:12:42.000 Eye for Eye YouTube?
06:12:46.000 Yo, Eye for Eye.
06:12:48.000 You got a mic?
06:12:49.000 You got a mic?
06:12:51.000 Trying to win?
06:12:54.000 All right, guess what?
06:12:56.000 I'm putting his YouTube in.
06:12:58.000 YouTube.com slash I.
06:13:00.000 It's not pulling it up.
06:13:02.000 Maybe I'll just search it.
06:13:08.000 And what about So So Fat?
06:13:10.000 Is he in here or what?
06:13:11.000 Hey, So So Fat!
06:13:13.000 What up, dog?
06:13:14.000 Yo, So So Fat! 1.00
06:13:18.000 Dude, this sucks! 1.00
06:13:23.000 Nobody fucking talks. 1.00
06:13:24.000 Get a mic! 1.00
06:13:26.000 Whatever, we'll just play this one out, I guess.
06:13:31.000 Why not?
06:13:33.000 That's lame. 0.99
06:13:42.000 Dude, I'm telling you, deceit, Nick, you'll get people to fucking talk. 0.99
06:13:49.000 I've got a game so much. 0.99
06:13:50.000 I hate that game though. 1.00
06:13:51.000 Yeah, but are you playing the game to play the game or are you playing the game to fuck with people? 1.00
06:13:55.000 Yeah, that's true. 1.00
06:13:58.000 But I don't want to play that game. 0.99
06:14:00.000 Well, that game would be dumb. 1.00
06:14:03.000 Mad dumb. 1.00
06:14:04.000 It's like, oh, somebody's drinking blood. 1.00
06:14:08.000 Me and Cammie played that.
06:14:12.000 Patrick plays it.
06:14:14.000 Me and Cammie played that a million years ago.
06:14:14.000 I play it.
06:14:17.000 Yeah, it's old.
06:14:19.000 I might have deleted it.
06:14:20.000 I'm not sure.
06:14:21.000 It is old.
06:14:24.000 But it's free.
06:14:27.000 Free to play?
06:14:32.000 Hey, where are we dropping, boys?
06:14:44.000 All right, we are landing Ah!
06:14:56.000 Oh!
06:15:00.000 Maybe I should put on Telegram on streaming.
06:15:02.000 Patrick will go live and pick him up.
06:15:05.000 That's funny and true.
06:15:07.000 Did you even tell Nick I said hi?
06:15:09.000 Nope, I don't think I will.
06:15:13.000 I'm not even gonna ask who said that, because I don't care.
06:15:16.000 Boom. 1.00
06:15:17.000 Bitch. 1.00
06:15:24.000 We could do challenges, those are always fun. 1.00
06:15:27.000 No, those are the opposite of fun.
06:15:39.000 Oh, somebody's on me here.
06:15:41.000 Alright, I'm on.
06:15:54.000 Ow. 1.00
06:15:55.000 Oh, he's a gay builder. 0.99
06:15:57.000 Oh, this is just a. 0.98
06:16:01.000 Where's the player, though?
06:16:03.000 I fell.
06:16:10.000 Oh, he's up there.
06:16:11.000 Dude, eye for eye YouTube, bro. 1.00
06:16:14.000 You're trash. 1.00
06:16:15.000 You're terrible. 1.00
06:16:16.000 Fuck you. 1.00
06:16:17.000 How do you even have a YouTube channel, you fucking garbage piece of shit? 1.00
06:16:27.000 Who watches you? 1.00
06:16:29.000 Nobody. 1.00
06:16:30.000 That's why you don't have a mic, idiot. 1.00
06:16:32.000 High five. 1.00
06:16:33.000 Uh oh.
06:16:36.000 Who shoot me?
06:16:39.000 Oh, that's an AI.
06:16:41.000 No.
06:16:42.000 I'm not engaging.
06:16:43.000 With an AI. 1.00
06:16:50.000 You know, I just killed all three of them. 1.00
06:16:52.000 Nice. 0.98
06:16:57.000 See, Eye for Eye, that's how you get good at the game, and this is why, you know, I have all the YouTube views. 0.97
06:17:03.000 And you don't, dummy. 0.78
06:17:08.000 Hey, hi. 0.99
06:17:09.000 Can you stop shooting at Nick, please?
06:17:17.000 Oh, jeez.
06:17:18.000 Alright, I'm going to open up the vault.
06:17:20.000 Okay.
06:17:24.000 Yo, that was epic.
06:17:25.000 Yeah, I'm a gamer, bro.
06:17:26.000 You act like I'm not.
06:17:31.000 Three kills?
06:17:32.000 Check? 0.67
06:17:35.000 Nice.
06:17:36.000 I'm gonna need that check, Nick.
06:17:49.000 Come on.
06:17:53.000 Ah!
06:17:55.000 Barnacles.
06:17:58.000 Are you fighting with NPCs or actual people?
06:18:01.000 No, it's NPCs.
06:18:03.000 Okay, there's shields and stuff down here for you. 0.99
06:18:28.000 Aw, shit. 0.99
06:18:34.000 You know how to get down there? 1.00
06:18:36.000 Yeah, man,
06:19:10.000 they should have mics so we can hang out.
06:19:17.000 I've seen that old clip from like a thousand years ago.
06:19:20.000 If you read one kid.
06:19:38.000 I'm slurping up here.
06:19:40.000 You should hop in.
06:19:41.000 You should get in here and get your health back.
06:20:00.000 No gold scar?
06:20:02.000 Nope, no gold scar, bro.
06:20:11.000 The banana probably puts us at a disadvantage.
06:20:14.000 I don't know, having this big yellow thing just sticking out.
06:20:14.000 Why?
06:20:21.000 I don't think so.
06:20:31.000 Okay, epic dance.
06:20:38.000 Gamer Nationalist comes in with a Ninjagini.
06:20:41.000 Going blank mode.
06:20:42.000 Thank you for being epic, Jaden.
06:20:43.000 Thank you, Gamer Nationalist, for being epic.
06:20:46.000 Thank you for the Ninjagini.
06:20:48.000 Very epic.
06:20:50.000 This is what I'm doing right now. 0.99
06:20:52.000 This is me, when I see a ninjigini. 0.98
06:20:52.000 This dance. 0.98
06:21:16.000 You enjoy the music, Nick?
06:21:19.000 I do enjoy the music.
06:21:19.000 I do actually.
06:21:22.000 Is it like deafening for you as well?
06:21:25.000 Not really.
06:21:27.000 I can't hear anything but the music really.
06:21:30.000 I'm just going deaf.
06:21:35.000 I like the music though.
06:21:36.000 It's a good dance.
06:21:38.000 Good emote.
06:21:46.000 That sound is so nostalgic.
06:21:50.000 The floss dance. 1.00
06:21:57.000 Ah, shit. 1.00
06:22:15.000 Oh, we're getting shot from everywhere now. 1.00
06:22:19.000 How do they not hit us?
06:22:20.000 Because I'm really good at driving.
06:22:23.000 Dude, guys, straight ahead, too.
06:22:26.000 Oh, they hit me.
06:22:28.000 No matter.
06:22:29.000 They're just going straight for him. 0.88
06:22:32.000 Oh, I hit him.
06:22:32.000 Oh, I just.
06:22:34.000 I hit him for 35 with a rocket.
06:22:36.000 I hit him for like 70.
06:22:39.000 When you don't care, the game becomes a lot easier.
06:22:44.000 I'm ready.
06:22:45.000 We're ready to go back.
06:22:48.000 Ha!
06:22:49.000 We're going out.
06:22:51.000 Back into the storm. 1.00
06:23:06.000 Does a zoomer sub, does it? 0.97
06:23:15.000 Do the floss again. 1.00
06:23:16.000 I want to see floss.
06:23:20.000 Yeah, find it.
06:23:23.000 Yeah, there's that music.
06:23:29.000 I used to have that as the lobby music.
06:23:30.000 Are you going into the storm?
06:23:32.000 No.
06:23:32.000 I used to have that as the lobby music for Fortnite, so hearing it reminds me of, like, Fortnite back in the day.
06:23:56.000 All of these are old, we're just vibing on a boat.
06:24:22.000 He just vited.
06:25:00.000 Someone's shooting at us, I think, right?
06:25:03.000 Yeah.
06:25:12.000 We're literally vibing.
06:25:14.000 Stop. 1.00
06:25:21.000 Imagine seeing two cool guys, you know, floating around in circles just vibing, and you're like, yeah, let's go kill them. 1.00
06:25:29.000 Clearly having a good time, clearly not giving a shit. 0.99
06:25:33.000 And they're like, yeah, let's go win. 0.99
06:25:35.000 Let's go win the game.
06:25:37.000 Here, there's some guys right here.
06:25:38.000 Oh, yeah.
06:25:46.000 I ran over that guy.
06:26:03.000 Let's swap. 0.96
06:26:04.000 Let's change boats here. 0.98
06:26:10.000 Boat upgrade.
06:26:13.000 Boat check.
06:26:16.000 Jinx.
06:26:17.000 Yo, you want to get in the boat?
06:26:19.000 You owe me a pot.
06:26:20.000 Oh, we got to go.
06:26:23.000 I needed some ammo.
06:26:23.000 Getting some ammo.
06:26:27.000 Aw, shit. 1.00
06:26:28.000 Yo, I hit him. 1.00
06:26:30.000 I fucking cracked him. 0.99
06:26:32.000 We keep jinxing each other. 1.00
06:26:38.000 Damn, I might just have to leave you behind. 0.99
06:26:41.000 Hold on, I'm swimming to you. 1.00
06:26:49.000 Oh no.
06:26:50.000 You're done.
06:26:51.000 We're both done.
06:26:52.000 It's over.
06:26:58.000 Yeah, alright.
06:26:59.000 You got us.
06:27:01.000 Yeah, you got us this time, but next time, we're gonna win.
06:27:11.000 Well, I guess we gotta go to a new one.
06:27:16.000 Remember when we were like, boat check? 0.99
06:27:18.000 And then we were both like, ah, shit. 0.99
06:27:22.000 Crazy times. 1.00
06:27:27.000 Jinx, you owe me a soda.
06:27:29.000 Build!
06:27:30.000 Somebody says, build!
06:27:32.000 You have to build!
06:27:33.000 Dude, we're not trying.
06:27:36.000 We're schmooting, and it would be like, oh, Dad, what are you doing?
06:27:39.000 Get your head in the game! 1.00
06:27:41.000 Shut up. 1.00
06:27:43.000 Bitch. 1.00
06:27:44.000 Oh, hey, what's up? 1.00
06:27:47.000 Stay cloudy.
06:27:50.000 Guzzlewolf, what's up?
06:27:52.000 Hello?
06:27:53.000 Hello?
06:27:55.000 Hey.
06:27:56.000 Hello?
06:27:58.000 Hey, stay cloudy.
06:28:00.000 Hey!
06:28:02.000 What's up?
06:28:03.000 What's up, team?
06:28:05.000 Yo, team check.
06:28:07.000 Yo, can you hear us?
06:28:09.000 Can you hear me? 0.99
06:28:13.000 Hit me with your pickaxe if you can hear me. 1.00
06:28:15.000 Ah, never mind. 0.99
06:28:17.000 Turn on your mic if you can hear me.
06:28:19.000 Let's try that.
06:28:20.000 No one has a mic.
06:28:22.000 Alright.
06:28:24.000 Dip. 1.00
06:28:26.000 Homosexuals are gay. 1.00
06:28:33.000 Famous last words. 1.00
06:28:34.000 How do you not get into a single game with someone with a mic?
06:28:47.000 You made me odd. 0.99
06:28:50.000 Disgust. 0.91
06:28:51.000 Nobody has a mic. 0.84
06:28:57.000 Hard to believe all these people are quiet.
06:28:59.000 Yeah, tell me about it.
06:29:05.000 Hmm.
06:29:16.000 What?
06:29:17.000 I'm pissed.
06:29:18.000 There's not a single person with a mic in this whole game.
06:29:23.000 I know.
06:29:27.000 Tell me about it.
06:29:29.000 Okay.
06:29:34.000 Yeah, nice.
06:29:37.000 Hey!
06:29:40.000 Hello?
06:29:40.000 Hello?
06:29:42.000 Yo, gamer god!
06:29:44.000 What up?
06:29:44.000 Immortal kill?
06:29:48.000 Do either of you have microphones? 1.00
06:29:56.000 The mortal kill, more like immortal fag, ha! 1.00
06:30:00.000 Ha ha ha, yeah! 1.00
06:30:01.000 Ha ha ha, loser! 1.00
06:30:03.000 Eat this! 1.00
06:30:04.000 Eat shit, idiot! 1.00
06:30:05.000 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. 1.00
06:30:35.000 Alright.
06:30:36.000 Do you want to play Deceit? 0.82
06:30:38.000 If you want mics.
06:30:40.000 Yeah, I want mics.
06:30:43.000 I am uninterested in playing this game.
06:30:46.000 I gotta turn that down.
06:30:46.000 Alright.
06:30:50.000 Alright, whatever, let's do it.
06:30:52.000 What are you turning down?
06:30:54.000 Your volume.
06:30:55.000 I was watching the stream.
06:30:58.000 While I'm streaming, I was watching your stream.
06:31:06.000 Adhar coming in with the diamond.
06:31:09.000 Lul.
06:31:13.000 What up, Airwalk?
06:31:14.000 How you doing, dog?
06:31:15.000 That tag looks nice next to your name.
06:31:18.000 Alright.
06:31:20.000 We are getting on deceit now.
06:31:22.000 This will be interesting considering everyone in here, dude. 1.00
06:31:26.000 It's like, but the problem is, half these kids are like Chinese from like, they're like nine year old Chinese kids who just scream in their mic. 1.00
06:31:41.000 Bruh. 1.00
06:31:46.000 What are you doing?
06:31:47.000 Why are you rubbing it on my face?
06:31:54.000 Stop, bro.
06:32:19.000 Somebody says, very cool, Nick.
06:32:23.000 Is it?
06:32:26.000 Is it very cool?
06:32:35.000 It's just stubble.
06:32:37.000 I don't have a beard.
06:32:39.000 Okay, it's launching in 20 seconds.
06:32:51.000 Somebody says it feels like we're in the beard.
06:32:56.000 Intimate AF experience tonight.
06:32:59.000 Yeah.
06:33:00.000 Okay, it's updating.
06:33:08.000 Seriously?
06:33:09.000 Okay, okay, okay. 0.99
06:33:13.000 Watch, Nick's gonna be like, this game sucks, dude. 1.00
06:33:16.000 You just like drink blood and shit and shh. 1.00
06:33:18.000 Shut it. 1.00
06:33:19.000 K.O. What?
06:33:23.000 13 hours?
06:33:24.000 Okay, it's going to take 18, 22, 1 day, 1 day, 7 hours, 1 day, 11 hours, 1 day, 20 hours, 2 days, 6 hours, 2 days, 13 hours, 3 days, 4 hours, 3 days, 13 hours, 4 days, 9 hours, 30 minutes, 20 seconds, 33 minutes, 39 minutes, 43 minutes.
06:33:54.000 Fifty four minutes, one hour, one hour sixteen, one twenty four, one forty five, one fifty seven, two twenty six, three two, two fifty five, three thirty eight, four thirty one, four twenty four, thirty one minutes, eleven minutes, nine minutes.
06:34:25.000 Seven.
06:34:27.000 Six.
06:34:29.000 Five.
06:34:31.000 Five minutes.
06:34:33.000 Five minutes, six seconds.
06:34:35.000 Four minutes, eighteen seconds.
06:34:39.000 Four minutes, fifteen seconds.
06:34:44.000 Four minutes, three seconds.
06:34:45.000 Three minutes, forty three seconds.
06:34:46.000 It's done.
06:34:47.000 He's dicking around.
06:34:51.000 I'm going to listen to some music.
06:34:54.000 I'm giving you live updates about the.
06:34:54.000 I'm not digging around.
06:34:57.000 Deceit update.
06:34:58.000 Wait, 4 minutes 59 seconds.
06:35:01.000 I'm going to listen to the music by Shark Boy.
06:35:04.000 That's what I'm going to do.
06:35:06.000 Autism ASMR.
06:35:08.000 Shark Boy and Lava Girl.
06:35:12.000 The numbers, Mason.
06:35:14.000 The numbers, Mason.
06:35:15.000 It's the time it's going to take for the update to be completed.
06:35:18.000 But it looks like it's only going to take like 3 minutes. 0.98
06:35:22.000 This is not the fucking Shark Boy song. 1.00
06:35:26.000 Lies. 0.99
06:35:30.000 Play Ramrance? 1.00
06:35:31.000 Yeah, you would want that, wouldn't you? 0.97
06:35:33.000 Omo. 1.00
06:35:34.000 Yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you, fag? 0.99
06:35:36.000 Hey, you can't say that word. 1.00
06:35:39.000 Shh.
06:35:40.000 Jaden, I swear, man.
06:35:41.000 Let me find this. 1.00
06:35:42.000 I'm going to kick your ass. 1.00
06:35:44.000 Boy, dreams. 1.00
06:35:45.000 There we go.
06:35:50.000 This song was epic as a kid.
06:35:51.000 I used to love this song.
06:35:53.000 Dreams, What? 1.00
06:35:59.000 Wow, this fucking movie looks like shit. 1.00
06:36:04.000 Wow, this looks so bad. 1.00
06:36:09.000 Who knew?
06:36:15.000 One minute.
06:36:18.000 One minute 45.
06:36:23.000 Maybe I'll get a little mucus. 0.96
06:36:25.000 Bars.
06:36:26.000 Hey, hey, Shark Boy going hard.
06:36:29.000 Hey, hey.
06:36:30.000 Stop.
06:36:31.000 We can't hear your music.
06:36:33.000 Yeah, well, the 80 people in here.
06:36:37.000 Nobody can hear you.
06:36:48.000 Oh, it's going to be done in like a minute.
06:36:49.000 Not even worth putting music on.
06:36:52.000 Not even worth it.
06:36:59.000 Jaden, you're looking a little scruffy.
06:37:01.000 I just pulled up your stream.
06:37:03.000 Yeah, I can't grow facial hair.
06:37:04.000 I need to shave really bad.
06:37:10.000 Oh, is this Shark Boy and Lava Girl?
06:37:13.000 Yeah.
06:37:16.000 I remember that movie.
06:37:18.000 It looks so terrible.
06:37:20.000 It looks so bad.
06:37:20.000 Taylor Laudner.
06:37:22.000 It looks so bad.
06:37:23.000 And is George Lopez in that, or is he in Spy Kids?
06:37:26.000 Yeah, no, he's in this.
06:37:28.000 He's a villain.
06:37:30.000 Yeah.
06:37:30.000 He's like the electric orb guy.
06:37:33.000 I always remember from the promo, he has this line where he's like, Did you really believe?
06:37:38.000 I don't know the rest of it, but do you remember that?
06:37:43.000 Something along the lines.
06:37:44.000 Yeah, that was always in the promo.
06:37:46.000 Did you really believe you could stop me?
06:37:48.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:37:50.000 Yeah.
06:37:51.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.
06:37:53.000 I remember that from the promo on Disney Channel or whatever.
06:37:59.000 I saw it in theaters and I'm like, never again.
06:38:02.000 Yeah, I didn't see it in theaters.
06:38:04.000 I think I rented it.
06:38:06.000 I think I had to go to a video gallery.
06:38:10.000 Kids' movies were so different back then.
06:38:12.000 You know, like Spy Kids and Sharkboy and Lava Girl.
06:38:16.000 That was like its own genre.
06:38:17.000 It's true.
06:38:20.000 It's kind of very strange.
06:38:22.000 Very strange.
06:38:24.000 Yeah.
06:38:24.000 Almost scary.
06:38:26.000 Almost kind of terrifying.
06:38:30.000 Very weird.
06:38:31.000 I don't know.
06:38:31.000 Just weird.
06:38:35.000 The people were just on drugs when they made this.
06:38:38.000 It's just like an ice cream world.
06:38:42.000 Yo, Zoomer says Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created here on earth?
06:38:51.000 Do you remember that line?
06:38:52.000 Do you know what that's from?
06:38:54.000 No.
06:38:55.000 That's from Spy Kids 3, I think.
06:38:59.000 I remember hearing that for the first time.
06:39:02.000 And it's so deep.
06:39:03.000 Yeah, it's Steve Wishemi, I think, says it when they have all those miniature animals.
06:39:09.000 That's Spy Kids 2.
06:39:10.000 Okay.
06:39:12.000 You think I haven't seen those movies in 15 years?
06:39:12.000 I do.
06:39:16.000 Neither have I.
06:39:18.000 I think that's right.
06:39:19.000 Watch me be wrong.
06:39:20.000 That's such a deep quote for Spy Kids, right?
06:39:24.000 I remember hearing that, like, watching that and being like, geez.
06:39:29.000 So strange.
06:39:30.000 That's a lot.
06:39:33.000 I think I'd watch it now and probably be scared.
06:39:33.000 That's pretty heavy.
06:39:38.000 Because I'm a pussy when it comes to movies. 0.99
06:39:41.000 Spike and Three is game over when they're in the video game. 1.00
06:39:44.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:39:47.000 Correct.
06:39:48.000 Good times.
06:39:51.000 I miss being a kid.
06:39:52.000 I want to be a kid again.
06:39:54.000 No kidding, man.
06:39:55.000 No kidding.
06:39:57.000 I need to get my Legos and my GameCube.
06:40:00.000 That voice crack.
06:40:01.000 I mean, I still am a kid, I guess, in that regard.
06:40:06.000 Sad times.
06:40:07.000 Yeah.
06:40:09.000 Imagine being. 0.64
06:40:09.000 Now we're all going to die. 0.64
06:40:10.000 That's the next thing for us to do is to die. 0.99
06:40:14.000 Well, first we grow up, get slandered by the media, be hated by everyone, and then we. 0.99
06:40:22.000 And then we die.
06:40:23.000 Saul, it's a flash.
06:40:24.000 It's a flash, and then it's eternity.
06:40:27.000 Then you're off the cliff.
06:40:29.000 What awaits us on the other side?
06:40:32.000 I don't know.
06:40:32.000 God knows.
06:40:34.000 I don't know.
06:40:35.000 We'll see.
06:40:38.000 I wish we could pause.
06:40:40.000 I guess we'll listen to some pop smoke since he got popped.
06:40:45.000 Do you ever see the movie Interstellar?
06:40:48.000 No, actually.
06:40:49.000 Bruh!
06:40:51.000 I'm not a big movie guy, bro.
06:40:53.000 You should have seen it.
06:40:54.000 It was so.
06:40:55.000 I was watching parts of it the other day.
06:40:58.000 I saw it in theaters when it came out.
06:41:01.000 It's a really.
06:41:03.000 It's a thinker.
06:41:03.000 It's a thinker.
06:41:05.000 Yeah, I know a lot of people talk about it.
06:41:09.000 I've heard people talk about it anyway.
06:41:12.000 Okay, ready to launch?
06:41:14.000 Alright, let's launch it, bro.
06:41:15.000 Let's launch it.
06:41:19.000 What was that?
06:41:20.000 Forrest's Max from Sharkboy Wobble.
06:41:25.000 Somebody says, Nick, can you say a phrase so I can use it as my ringtone?
06:41:31.000 Dude, I'm banning you.
06:41:35.000 Man, I don't know what it is about people just making me freak.
06:41:42.000 Who says that?
06:41:43.000 What is it, like 2007?
06:41:45.000 I remember in like 2000, like back in the day when you have novelty ringtones.
06:41:50.000 My phone doesn't even ring.
06:41:51.000 My phone hasn't ringed for years.
06:41:54.000 It was on ring when I was a child.
06:41:57.000 It was on vibrate when I was in high school.
06:41:59.000 And then it just doesn't make noise anymore.
06:42:01.000 I don't have vibrate.
06:42:02.000 I don't have ring because I never put it down.
06:42:07.000 That's a funny ringtone.
06:42:09.000 Do you remember back in the day when there were novelty ringtones?
06:42:11.000 Yeah, I remember.
06:42:12.000 I didn't have a phone.
06:42:14.000 They would have commercials for them.
06:42:15.000 They would be like, call 1 800 for the novelty ringtone.
06:42:24.000 Oh, it's.
06:42:27.000 It's a funny, it's a mean ringtone.
06:42:29.000 It's yelling at you to pick up your phone like from a million years ago.
06:42:35.000 Yeah.
06:42:35.000 I'm making my ringtone.
06:42:39.000 How about I come to your house and hit you with a brick and you can make that your ringtone? 0.81
06:42:51.000 All right, let me see if this will work.
06:42:52.000 If I could do my automatic game capture, will that work?
06:42:59.000 When I'm on the run when I'm why is this not detecting it?
06:43:11.000 Oh, duh.
06:43:18.000 Alright.
06:43:20.000 Can I use that as.
06:43:21.000 Can you make my ringtone?
06:43:23.000 I'm not a ringtone maker.
06:43:32.000 Use this whole rant as a ringtone.
06:43:35.000 He uses the whole rant.
06:43:37.000 I'll unmute him.
06:43:38.000 I feel bad.
06:43:39.000 That wasn't nice.
06:43:41.000 That wasn't nice. 1.00
06:43:44.000 You're unmuted. 1.00
06:43:56.000 Nick.
06:43:57.000 What?
06:44:00.000 What?
06:44:01.000 I need you to go.
06:44:03.000 Hold on one second.
06:44:04.000 Let me find it.
06:44:05.000 I need you to go on my stream right now.
06:44:11.000 Why?
06:44:12.000 Just right now.
06:44:14.000 You need to go on this second.
06:44:18.000 Oh, man.
06:44:19.000 Wait, wait.
06:44:21.000 Now you have to go.
06:44:21.000 Now you can go.
06:44:22.000 Why?
06:44:23.000 I mean, it's going to be delayed.
06:44:24.000 It's going to be delayed.
06:44:28.000 Slightly, oh, slightly offensive.
06:44:34.000 Are we going to get the Jaden clip?
06:44:41.000 Ah, so good.
06:44:43.000 Dude, this freeze frame.
06:44:44.000 This freeze frame.
06:44:47.000 What freeze frame?
06:44:48.000 I haven't seen it yet.
06:44:50.000 Okay, I got a pop.
06:44:51.000 The way he jumps over that stuff is like the least athletic thing I've ever seen in my life.
06:44:56.000 And I'm not even athletic, but the way he jumps over all that stuff, it's just like.
06:45:01.000 This freeze frame of him like touching me and like, I don't know what's happening here.
06:45:05.000 Like, I'm very uncomfortable, as you can see on my arm.
06:45:10.000 He's just loving every second.
06:45:12.000 Oh, no.
06:45:13.000 Look at this.
06:45:14.000 Look at this freeze frame.
06:45:16.000 I don't see the freeze frame yet.
06:45:19.000 Oh, no.
06:45:22.000 Oh, there it is.
06:45:25.000 It's very strange.
06:45:28.000 It's the face he's making here.
06:45:31.000 That was a good catch, though.
06:45:32.000 That was a good microphone catch.
06:45:35.000 Yeah, I did it like every time.
06:45:36.000 Everyone's like, I'm an athletic Chad, bro.
06:45:42.000 I can catch the microphone.
06:45:44.000 Jeez, what do you think I am?
06:45:47.000 What's he going to catch?
06:45:48.000 I'm going to teach Nick how to catch a football.
06:45:51.000 I can catch a football.
06:45:55.000 I played sports when I was a kid.
06:45:57.000 I did.
06:46:00.000 I didn't ever play football, but I threw the football around with my peers.
06:46:06.000 You know?
06:46:06.000 All right, I invite you to my party.
06:46:10.000 All right, let's do it.
06:46:11.000 I'm ready.
06:46:12.000 You're ready.
06:46:13.000 We're here.
06:46:14.000 We're queer.
06:46:16.000 Let's get it.
06:46:18.000 Let's get it.
06:46:19.000 How do I. S get it.
06:46:23.000 There.
06:46:24.000 Are you there?
06:46:25.000 I am here.
06:46:26.000 This is me.
06:46:26.000 Okay.
06:46:29.000 All right, so just a heads up when we get into the game, half the time people are like screaming like retards. 0.99
06:46:35.000 So if someone's super annoying, just hit Q. That's how you mute people. 1.00
06:46:39.000 Okay.
06:46:40.000 That is how you mute individuals.
06:46:43.000 Got it.
06:46:47.000 And I think, I don't know what push to talk is.
06:46:50.000 Epic Chad freeze frame of Jaden says our meaning.
06:46:53.000 Yeah.
06:46:53.000 What can I say?
06:46:55.000 I used to be Chad.
06:46:55.000 What can I say?
06:46:56.000 Now I don't eat, so I'm basically skinny again.
06:46:59.000 Very sad.
06:47:01.000 You used to be a Chad?
06:47:03.000 Yeah.
06:47:03.000 Once upon a time, I used to lift.
06:47:06.000 Really?
06:47:07.000 Yeah.
06:47:10.000 I never really got big.
06:47:11.000 I just kind of like.
06:47:12.000 Tone.
06:47:13.000 I was just tone. 1.00
06:47:14.000 Can't wait for Groypers to take over the world, says Eric. 1.00
06:47:17.000 Oh, it's happening. 1.00
06:47:21.000 Is there a Taco Bell in DC?
06:47:23.000 I'm sure there is.
06:47:24.000 Jimbo, why'd you make a new account?
06:47:26.000 Why'd you make a new account?
06:47:29.000 All right.
06:47:30.000 Let's see here.
06:47:32.000 Hello?
06:47:33.000 We have to wait until we come in before you can hear people.
06:47:36.000 Okay.
06:47:37.000 I'm the Russian old man. 1.00
06:47:45.000 I'd mute you. 0.96
06:47:47.000 Can I use a controller for this game or no?
06:47:51.000 Probably, but I don't know how you'll talk.
06:47:53.000 I think it pushed to talk.
06:47:54.000 Oh, you're right.
06:47:56.000 Let me mute you.
06:47:58.000 Yo, mic check.
06:48:01.000 Hello?
06:48:03.000 Bro, I swear if no one in this game has a mic.
06:48:05.000 Hey!
06:48:09.000 What up, dog? 1.00
06:48:11.000 Anyone else got a mic other than Rachel? 0.99
06:48:15.000 Hello?
06:48:16.000 What's up?
06:48:17.000 Voice button? 0.99
06:48:17.000 Damn dang. 0.99
06:48:18.000 There it is. 0.99
06:48:19.000 I'm pushing C. Hey!
06:48:21.000 What's up, everybody?
06:48:24.000 Hey, who's got a mic?
06:48:26.000 Hey!
06:48:28.000 What up?
06:48:31.000 Hey, do you speak English?
06:48:36.000 Do you speak English?
06:48:38.000 Hello?
06:48:39.000 Hello?
06:48:40.000 Hello?
06:48:40.000 Rachel.
06:48:46.000 Rachel, what's up?
06:48:50.000 Dude, talk now or you're it. 1.00
06:48:53.000 I will shoot you in the face, Rachel, if you don't speak. 0.99
06:48:56.000 The relief in Nick's voice when someone responded. 1.00
06:48:59.000 Where is she?
06:49:00.000 Where's Rachel?
06:49:01.000 I don't know.
06:49:02.000 Dude, this kid is just.
06:49:04.000 We should just leave. 1.00
06:49:06.000 No, let's kill Rachel and then we'll leave. 1.00
06:49:08.000 Speak English or die, says Professor Eric. 1.00
06:49:11.000 Oh, you're hiding from me, Rachel, you stupid bitch. 1.00
06:49:15.000 This is what happens when you don't speak, idiot. 1.00
06:49:19.000 What the fuck? 1.00
06:49:20.000 Why are you being played? 1.00
06:49:22.000 You are dead now. 0.99
06:49:24.000 Oh, you are dead. 1.00
06:49:26.000 This is what happens when you don't speak. 0.99
06:49:34.000 English.
06:49:35.000 English. 1.00
06:49:36.000 You be speaking when this is America, bitch. 1.00
06:49:38.000 English. 1.00
06:49:39.000 English.
06:49:40.000 Okay.
06:49:41.000 English.
06:49:42.000 Thank you.
06:49:43.000 English.
06:49:44.000 Thank you.
06:49:45.000 Much better.
06:49:46.000 Good night, fellas.
06:49:47.000 Good night, Rachel.
06:49:47.000 Good night, Airwalk.
06:49:48.000 Thanks for stopping in the diamonds.
06:49:50.000 Hey.
06:49:51.000 Where is he?
06:49:52.000 Where's Rachel?
06:49:53.000 I don't know.
06:49:55.000 They're running from me. 0.98
06:49:56.000 I'm over here by the dark lady.
06:49:58.000 There's a girl in red. 0.95
06:49:59.000 Oh, there's a couple people.
06:50:01.000 The girl in the red is Rachel.
06:50:01.000 Which one?
06:50:01.000 Which one?
06:50:03.000 Oh, okay. 1.00
06:50:04.000 Oh, she's getting fucking blasted, dude. 0.99
06:50:06.000 Why are you hiding? 0.99
06:50:10.000 Oh, Rachel's it. 0.99
06:50:11.000 Rachel's a monster. 0.99
06:50:15.000 That's why I. 1.00
06:50:16.000 I saw her. 0.98
06:50:16.000 I saw her transform. 0.98
06:50:20.000 No one.
06:50:21.000 Oh, no.
06:50:23.000 I can't see her.
06:50:23.000 It's too dark.
06:50:25.000 I'm right on there.
06:50:26.000 I'm hot on there.
06:50:27.000 Oh, I see you guys. 1.00
06:50:30.000 Get over here, bitch. 1.00
06:50:33.000 No, man. 1.00
06:50:34.000 Why do you guys default to the Kermit boys?
06:50:39.000 Let me slurp ya.
06:50:41.000 Let me slurp ya.
06:50:43.000 He's laughing too.
06:50:44.000 He's having a good time.
06:50:45.000 He's having fun.
06:50:47.000 Jimbo Zoomer just subscribed.
06:50:50.000 He made a new account.
06:50:51.000 Okay, Jimbo, I'm not complaining.
06:50:53.000 Thank you.
06:50:54.000 The monsters are going to rage.
06:50:54.000 We're dead now.
06:50:57.000 Oh shit! 1.00
06:50:57.000 Oh, no. 1.00
06:50:58.000 Oh, I just got eaten. 1.00
06:51:01.000 Black women! 1.00
06:51:02.000 It's black women! 1.00
06:51:03.000 I'm bleeding out. 1.00
06:51:05.000 I told you it was Rachel!
06:51:05.000 It's Rachel!
06:51:07.000 Yeah, let's leave. 1.00
06:51:08.000 We gotta find a game where there's people.
06:51:09.000 Yeah, we do, we do.
06:51:10.000 Just hit X.
06:51:12.000 Yeah, this game's so good for trolling.
06:51:14.000 Exactly.
06:51:14.000 Exactly.
06:51:16.000 Stay in chat.
06:51:19.000 I'm quitting.
06:51:28.000 People are saying Jaden B. Peterson.
06:51:32.000 Yeah, you know, I can do like, I can say hi. 1.00
06:51:36.000 Oh, shit, it closed, damn it. 1.00
06:51:39.000 Your game? 1.00
06:51:40.000 I can, yeah, one sec.
06:51:43.000 I can do like, Kermit D. Frog, hi there, Kermit D. Frog here.
06:51:52.000 And then that's really all I can do.
06:51:53.000 This turns into a Jaden Peterson.
06:51:56.000 I don't know what happened.
06:52:00.000 I don't know what happened.
06:52:05.000 Uh.
06:52:06.000 That's goofy.
06:52:07.000 Alright.
06:52:10.000 Goofy never be like Kermit the Frog.
06:52:18.000 Are you.?
06:52:18.000 Okay, he started the game up.
06:52:20.000 I'm inviting you to my party.
06:52:25.000 Oh, mmm.
06:52:27.000 Hey, there he is. 1.00
06:52:32.000 This chair is hurting my ass. 0.99
06:52:33.000 I've been sitting here for six hours and that's uncomfortable. 0.99
06:52:36.000 I need to buy one of those gaming chairs.
06:52:38.000 Same.
06:52:39.000 I have a regular office chair and it's ripping because I keep jumping on it and I throw it around.
06:52:46.000 Everything's uncomfortable. 0.97
06:52:48.000 I think I need to buy a good chair and then get a hammer and every time someone donates, just start beating the shit out of this chair. 0.98
06:52:54.000 That seems like good optics. 0.79
06:52:57.000 Something fun we can do with the stream.
06:53:00.000 Start whacking my chair, throwing it against the wall.
06:53:04.000 Yeah.
06:53:09.000 Hi, yo.
06:53:10.000 Jaden McNeil here.
06:53:11.000 What's up, D?
06:53:16.000 All right, please. 1.00
06:53:17.000 And a lot of the time, there's females on here that you can bully, throw ribs at. 1.00
06:53:21.000 Epic.
06:53:22.000 Yo, Optics Respector says Chad, 6'9 Catholic, Aryan, Tyson Fury won the heavyweight boxing championship tonight.
06:53:30.000 Wow. 0.99
06:53:31.000 Well, thanks for the Ninjagini.
06:53:32.000 Thanks for informing us.
06:53:37.000 Make sure to mute me. 0.98
06:53:40.000 Oh, someone Rachel has one.
06:53:43.000 It just buzzed.
06:53:45.000 What is that?
06:53:46.000 Her mic's buzzing.
06:53:49.000 Hey, hello?
06:53:51.000 Anyone have a mic?
06:53:53.000 No.
06:53:54.000 Oh, how are you doing?
06:54:01.000 Hey, what's up?
06:54:03.000 Rachel is echoing.
06:54:03.000 Okay.
06:54:05.000 Rachel, can you.
06:54:06.000 Hey, Rachel, you're good now.
06:54:10.000 What's up, Nina?
06:54:12.000 What's up, dude?
06:54:13.000 Let's just coin flip.
06:54:13.000 Alright, bro.
06:54:14.000 You're gay? 1.00
06:54:16.000 We kill somebody. 1.00
06:54:18.000 Gross. 1.00
06:54:18.000 Are you a man or a woman? 1.00
06:54:22.000 Take your wild guess, Lord.
06:54:24.000 Where are you from?
06:54:25.000 Are you from Asia? 0.99
06:54:27.000 I'm sorry, bro. 1.00
06:54:30.000 One less person to worry about.
06:54:32.000 Nina, are you from Asia? 1.00
06:54:33.000 Are you a female?
06:54:34.000 And if so, why are you on the internet?
06:54:38.000 I'm 12.
06:54:39.000 Okay.
06:54:40.000 Where are you from?
06:54:41.000 Are you from China? 0.99
06:54:44.000 Famous last words.
06:54:47.000 I think she muted me, Jade, and she's not responding to me.
06:54:50.000 Yo, dude. 0.99
06:54:50.000 Because I called her gross. 0.99
06:54:52.000 Hey. 0.68
06:54:53.000 Hey, Nina.
06:54:55.000 What?
06:54:56.000 Hey, what happened to him?
06:55:00.000 What the?
06:55:01.000 Stop it, bro.
06:55:03.000 Stop what?
06:55:04.000 Yo, Aaron, you kind of surprised my mind.
06:55:07.000 I picked him up because I thought it was.
06:55:08.000 Nina, are you Asian? 1.00
06:55:09.000 Answer me or I will. 1.00
06:55:11.000 Listen, we're gonna murder you. 1.00
06:55:13.000 She has the virus. 1.00
06:55:14.000 She has a virus. 0.96
06:55:15.000 She has coronavirus. 0.67
06:55:18.000 She has AIDS.
06:55:19.000 She has coronavirus. 0.52
06:55:22.000 Corona Chan. 0.99
06:55:24.000 Oh, I just saw her take blood. 1.00
06:55:25.000 She is unironically. 1.00
06:55:28.000 She unironically has coronavirus. 1.00
06:55:32.000 Kill her. 1.00
06:55:32.000 That's gross. 1.00
06:55:34.000 We gotta take her down. 1.00
06:55:37.000 We gotta take her down. 1.00
06:55:38.000 Oh shit! 1.00
06:55:39.000 It's her! 1.00
06:55:41.000 I knew it was her.
06:55:45.000 How? 0.69
06:55:48.000 The monster's just murdering Nick. 0.99
06:55:51.000 I killed her while the monster was killing me. 1.00
06:55:54.000 Oh shit. 1.00
06:55:55.000 I think he's chasing me. 1.00
06:55:56.000 I don't know. 0.53
06:55:57.000 Dude, guys, we gotta take out Nina. 1.00
06:55:59.000 It's her. 1.00
06:56:00.000 What the fuck is that? 1.00
06:56:02.000 It is imperative that we kill Nina. 1.00
06:56:04.000 She's a monster. 1.00
06:56:05.000 We gotta take out Nina. 1.00
06:56:06.000 I saw her transform in front of my eyes. 1.00
06:56:08.000 We gotta kill her. 1.00
06:56:10.000 It's wisteria. 1.00
06:56:11.000 We gotta kill her. 1.00
06:56:14.000 She also smells and says that she was gay, too. 1.00
06:56:17.000 Shut up. 1.00
06:56:18.000 It's not suspicious. 1.00
06:56:19.000 She's a monster. 0.98
06:56:20.000 How is this suspicious? 1.00
06:56:20.000 We all saw it. 1.00
06:56:21.000 Because you're questioning us makes me think you're the monster. 0.99
06:56:24.000 Are you a simp? 1.00
06:56:25.000 Are you a simp? 1.00
06:56:28.000 Shut it. 1.00
06:56:29.000 You're the monster too, actually. 1.00
06:56:32.000 Get her! 1.00
06:56:33.000 She's right in front of us! 1.00
06:56:33.000 Dude, get her! 1.00
06:56:36.000 Alright, it's time that we kill the woman and the simp. 1.00
06:56:40.000 Hey, bro. 1.00
06:56:43.000 We gotta take out the people with small penises. 1.00
06:56:45.000 Those are you two. 1.00
06:56:47.000 You're so fucking cringy. 1.00
06:56:48.000 It's actually fucking sad. 1.00
06:56:49.000 Let's play the fucking game. 1.00
06:56:50.000 We are playing, cheater. 1.00
06:56:52.000 You're literally the monster. 1.00
06:56:53.000 Are you fucking 15? 1.00
06:56:55.000 Yes. 1.00
06:56:55.000 Yes. 1.00
06:56:56.000 Oh, whoa, dude. 1.00
06:56:57.000 Why is the woman so cringy? 1.00
06:56:58.000 I'm a red pilled zoomer. 1.00
06:57:00.000 Dude, why did you revive the monster?
06:57:03.000 What's wrong with you? 0.93
06:57:04.000 Nick, you gotta get to the next area or you're gonna die. 1.00
06:57:07.000 Aw, shit, shit, shit. 1.00
06:57:09.000 She got so mad. 1.00
06:57:10.000 Get over here, dog. 0.85
06:57:12.000 She's so mad. 1.00
06:57:13.000 I know, she's pissed. 1.00
06:57:16.000 Why are women mad on some.
06:57:18.000 She's like, are you guys 15? 1.00
06:57:21.000 Yeah! 1.00
06:57:25.000 I don't understand why a woman is angry on the.
06:57:29.000 My name's Wisteria and I'm. 0.86
06:57:33.000 Angry e girl.
06:57:35.000 Nina's still out there. 1.00
06:57:36.000 We gotta hunt her down and kill her. 1.00
06:57:37.000 There she is. 1.00
06:57:38.000 I just shot her. 1.00
06:57:40.000 Oh, an angry e girl. 1.00
06:57:44.000 Oh, no. 1.00
06:57:47.000 Hey!
06:57:50.000 Oh, nice. 0.99
06:57:51.000 You got her. 0.84
06:57:51.000 You got her. 0.84
06:57:53.000 See, I told you she got caught with the monster trap because she's a monster. 0.96
06:58:00.000 Now we can't hear her talk anymore. 0.99
06:58:03.000 Oh, no.
06:58:07.000 What does it mean when it says vote passed?
06:58:09.000 That means, because, like, if we knock him out like that, that means it's like kicking her.
06:58:14.000 Hey, who's shooting me? 0.64
06:58:15.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:58:15.000 This guy's shooting me.
06:58:17.000 Quit shooting me, bitch. 1.00
06:58:19.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
06:58:19.000 I'm going to eat shit. 1.00
06:58:20.000 Yeah, eat shit, loser. 1.00
06:58:21.000 You try to kill me. 1.00
06:58:24.000 I got your back. 1.00
06:58:25.000 Yeah, you deserve to die, dummy. 1.00
06:58:29.000 The monster, he missed me. 1.00
06:58:34.000 All right, where are you at, Nick?
06:58:37.000 We got him.
06:58:37.000 I'm right here.
06:58:40.000 We got to kill the Asian. 1.00
06:58:40.000 I know. 1.00
06:58:44.000 The monster went and crawled through this thing here.
06:58:47.000 Yeah, I'm the monster.
06:58:49.000 Oh. 1.00
06:58:50.000 With Asian man. 1.00
06:58:51.000 We got to kill Asian man. 1.00
06:58:53.000 Okay. 1.00
06:58:54.000 I came and saved you because the Alec guy was trying to.
06:58:57.000 Thanks. 1.00
06:58:58.000 Oh, but shit, shit. 0.99
06:58:59.000 We got to get the fuses. 1.00
06:59:00.000 Fuck. 1.00
06:59:01.000 If we don't get the fuses, there's one. 1.00
06:59:03.000 Alright, I put one in.
06:59:04.000 I got a fuse.
06:59:06.000 You got to put the next one in.
06:59:07.000 Do you see where it's leading you?
06:59:09.000 It should be leading you.
06:59:10.000 You only got 30 seconds left. 0.98
06:59:13.000 I kind of wanted to keep like the people like that that we're fucking with. 1.00
06:59:16.000 We need to just kill everyone else off and shooting them down so they're angry, but they still can talk. 1.00
06:59:24.000 Yeah, yeah. 1.00
06:59:26.000 You gotta get to the next.
06:59:27.000 Okay. 0.99
06:59:28.000 Now we need to get over here and we need to kill. 1.00
06:59:32.000 Here, come over here into the grass. 0.96
06:59:35.000 Okay.
06:59:35.000 My game.
06:59:36.000 Do I have to get in here?
06:59:38.000 No, come back.
06:59:38.000 Come back.
06:59:39.000 Where do I have to get in here?
06:59:39.000 Okay, okay.
06:59:39.000 Come back.
06:59:41.000 Right over here, right over here, right over here.
06:59:43.000 All right.
06:59:46.000 You should be good. 1.00
06:59:47.000 Alright, now we need to find Chinese man. 1.00
06:59:49.000 I think he might have died.
06:59:50.000 I think it might just be you and I left, to be honest.
06:59:52.000 You think?
06:59:55.000 I mean, I can't see anyone else.
06:59:57.000 And I can see through walls.
07:00:02.000 As the monster. 1.00
07:00:03.000 Alright, so do I just kill you? 1.00
07:00:05.000 You can try, bitch. 1.00
07:00:07.000 What the heck? 1.00
07:00:08.000 Let me kill you. 1.00
07:00:09.000 No, I'll eat you. 1.00
07:00:11.000 Let me win.
07:00:13.000 I don't think I will. 1.00
07:00:18.000 Dude, she was so mad. 0.62
07:00:20.000 That was so good.
07:00:22.000 I told you, man, this game, when it comes. 1.00
07:00:25.000 Yeah, bitch. 1.00
07:00:26.000 Log off. 1.00
07:00:32.000 Just play the game!
07:00:33.000 Just play the game serious! 1.00
07:00:36.000 Don't, bitch. 1.00
07:00:37.000 No. 1.00
07:00:39.000 I don't think I will.
07:00:41.000 Dude.
07:00:42.000 Alright, where's this guy at? 1.00
07:00:43.000 Dude, just kill me. 1.00
07:00:44.000 It's scary. 1.00
07:00:45.000 Just get it over with.
07:00:49.000 Ah, man.
07:00:54.000 Yeah, you got me.
07:00:55.000 Well, you got me. 1.00
07:01:07.000 Maybe we should add her. 1.00
07:01:09.000 Look, she's a cat girl. 0.98
07:01:11.000 Yeah, I'll bring her in. 0.95
07:01:19.000 You got permabanned from DLive chat rooms, dude. 0.99
07:01:22.000 What the fuck did you do? 0.99
07:01:26.000 I'm not laughing. 1.00
07:01:27.000 That is not good.
07:01:28.000 What happened?
07:01:29.000 Jimbo got banned.
07:01:30.000 Jimbo got banned from all DLive chat rooms.
07:01:33.000 Why?
07:01:33.000 I don't know.
07:01:35.000 Apparently, he's been fucking going off. 0.99
07:01:39.000 It's not good, Jimbo. 0.99
07:01:40.000 Yeah, Jimbo.
07:01:41.000 Gotta control yourself.
07:01:43.000 It's not good for the movement.
07:01:45.000 Yeah, you're gonna get us all in trouble.
07:01:55.000 Jimbo, Should have just left after, like, I don't know when they left.
07:02:04.000 Because we can just keep trying to get in the same game. 0.99
07:02:12.000 He said apparently to an e girl that she only sits in her chair, aborts babies, and has sex with dogs. 1.00
07:02:19.000 Well, that's not good, Jimbo. 0.99
07:02:21.000 Gotta respect fellow D Live people.
07:02:24.000 We love the D Live community. 0.99
07:02:27.000 But I don't know why she was telling people that she got an abortion. 0.99
07:02:31.000 Girth Brooks, Jaden, I can bench 455.
07:02:35.000 Does that make you Chad?
07:02:36.000 I don't know. 0.95
07:02:37.000 I mean, if you're fat, no.
07:02:38.000 It doesn't make you necessarily Chad if you lift a lot. 1.00
07:02:43.000 There's a lot of people that are big that are pussies. 1.00
07:02:46.000 Exactly. 1.00
07:02:47.000 Exactly.
07:02:49.000 All right, we got Crimson Cookie in here.
07:02:51.000 I don't know.
07:02:55.000 Thank you for the diamond, though.
07:02:58.000 If you keep giving me money, then you might be a Chad.
07:03:00.000 Just kidding.
07:03:02.000 That's a joke.
07:03:02.000 That's a joke.
07:03:04.000 She challenged me to a cage fight. 1.00
07:03:06.000 Well, Jimbo, save it for the ring.
07:03:13.000 Hey, what up, bro?
07:03:14.000 Hey, what's up? 1.00
07:03:15.000 Gamers!
07:03:17.000 Gamers!
07:03:18.000 Gamer!
07:03:20.000 Hey, why are you guys up so late?
07:03:23.000 You guys should be asleep, especially you, Alex.
07:03:26.000 You sound like a little young.
07:03:35.000 Why are you whispering, bro?
07:03:37.000 Yeah, can you speak up, please?
07:03:38.000 I cannot hear you.
07:03:41.000 Hans, speak up.
07:03:43.000 Are you scared of me?
07:03:45.000 Are you scared?
07:03:47.000 Alright, Hans is it. 1.00
07:03:49.000 Kill him. 1.00
07:03:51.000 If Hans doesn't speak up, we gotta blast him. 1.00
07:03:55.000 Alright, that was a mistake.
07:03:56.000 Speak!
07:03:57.000 Speak! 1.00
07:03:59.000 Okay, you don't need to rape my ear. 1.00
07:04:02.000 Where are you from, Crimson Cookie? 0.99
07:04:05.000 I am from Place.
07:04:07.000 Okay, that's hilarious.
07:04:08.000 You're a funny guy.
07:04:10.000 You're very funny.
07:04:11.000 I am.
07:04:13.000 Okay.
07:04:16.000 Nick, Alex is in.
07:04:18.000 You gotta do the red pilling.
07:04:22.000 You're too in there.
07:04:23.000 You gotta let it play out.
07:04:25.000 You're too.
07:04:26.000 Alright, alright, alright.
07:04:27.000 I'm just kidding.
07:04:28.000 We're already being silly mode.
07:04:30.000 It's not.
07:04:31.000 We gotta build off of what they're giving us.
07:04:35.000 We gotta bait them and we gotta build off of it.
07:04:39.000 Well, people are gonna die every round, bro.
07:04:41.000 We gotta.
07:04:44.000 You're too in there.
07:04:48.000 It's more subtle. 0.99
07:04:50.000 You could die, too. 0.79
07:04:51.000 You could die after the. 1.00
07:04:53.000 I'm not gonna die. 0.94
07:04:54.000 You could then?
07:04:55.000 No, that's not gonna happen.
07:04:58.000 Oh, there's the monster.
07:05:00.000 Oh, he's over there. 1.00
07:05:02.000 I know, you're gonna fucking die. 1.00
07:05:05.000 Oh, never mind. 1.00
07:05:06.000 Well, that's a rip for Alex.
07:05:09.000 What happened?
07:05:10.000 Alex is dead.
07:05:13.000 Must be.
07:05:16.000 Oh, now Hans is talking.
07:05:18.000 A little strange.
07:05:19.000 A little strange that Hans decides to talk now.
07:05:26.000 I don't believe you.
07:05:39.000 I see him.
07:05:39.000 He's running away.
07:05:40.000 I've seen three bags of blood missing. 1.00
07:05:47.000 This guy's such a fag. 1.00
07:05:50.000 Dude. 1.00
07:05:53.000 It's really just fun to bully women to be. 1.00
07:05:59.000 My suspicion is on you, Hans. 0.89
07:06:05.000 How do I get to the place?
07:06:08.000 Here we go.
07:06:08.000 Gotta just follow the arrows.
07:06:12.000 Jimbo Zoomer.
07:06:13.000 It's the unknown.
07:06:15.000 I'll save you.
07:06:15.000 I think the infected one is Hans.
07:06:18.000 For the ring.
07:06:20.000 Bring.
07:06:23.000 Ah, Jimbo.
07:06:24.000 Jimbo, Jimbo.
07:06:24.000 Look, man, I just.
07:06:26.000 I don't want you.
07:06:26.000 You shouldn't be getting banned, big guy.
07:06:29.000 You shouldn't be getting banned.
07:06:30.000 I don't even know what you have to do for that to happen.
07:06:34.000 They're not talking to us.
07:06:37.000 Hey, anyone alive?
07:06:41.000 No.
07:06:43.000 Oh, okay.
07:06:45.000 He said he's not alive, so should I make it so? 0.99
07:06:45.000 Should I kill the duplicate? 0.99
07:06:48.000 Alright, I guess we gotta murder you. 1.00
07:06:50.000 If you're not alive. 1.00
07:06:57.000 Aw shit, he has a bulletproof vest on him. 1.00
07:07:01.000 You said you're dead! 1.00
07:07:02.000 You said you were dead. 1.00
07:07:05.000 Uh oh, now the girl's shooting me. 1.00
07:07:11.000 Yeah, kill him. 1.00
07:07:16.000 They're infected, dog. 1.00
07:07:27.000 Nina's infected.
07:07:29.000 I just see.
07:07:30.000 There's an infected guy running up on me.
07:07:40.000 This game's scary.
07:07:41.000 Why can't there be a game that's not scary where people have mics?
07:07:51.000 I don't know.
07:07:52.000 It's a good question.
07:07:58.000 You just have to get muted in 20 chat rooms?
07:08:00.000 Oh, fair enough.
07:08:02.000 Still.
07:08:03.000 It's quite a few chat rooms.
07:08:05.000 I don't even think I watched 20 people on here.
07:08:09.000 Bruh, I'm dead. 1.00
07:08:10.000 Game's gay. 1.00
07:08:11.000 I killed you? 1.00
07:08:13.000 Yep. 1.00
07:08:15.000 Bruh. 0.98
07:08:16.000 What the heck? 1.00
07:08:17.000 This game sucks. 1.00
07:08:18.000 Not even like the game, and there's no mics. 0.99
07:08:24.000 We got to work faster.
07:08:26.000 We got to work faster.
07:08:30.000 Because I'm infected. 1.00
07:08:34.000 We need to kill the people who aren't infected. 1.00
07:08:37.000 Well, not. 1.00
07:08:38.000 We need to kill the people who aren't talking and ignore the game completely. 1.00
07:08:38.000 No, no, no. 1.00
07:08:43.000 That's what I'm. 1.00
07:08:44.000 I'm going to kill. 0.96
07:08:46.000 Oh, my game just crashed. 0.87
07:08:49.000 Okay.
07:08:51.000 COD lobbies?
07:08:52.000 Dude, I wished.
07:08:54.000 Nobody talks in there anymore.
07:09:05.000 Hmm.
07:09:08.000 Hmm.
07:09:18.000 What's the move, bro?
07:09:20.000 I don't know.
07:09:26.000 I wish I had water.
07:09:29.000 You want to go to Discord servers like Patrick does?
07:09:33.000 We could do that.
07:09:34.000 How do you do that, though?
07:09:36.000 What server?
07:09:37.000 I mean, I'm in a politics server, but.
07:09:40.000 How do you find servers to go in?
07:09:44.000 Usually just Google.
07:09:45.000 Bruh, Mike Bloomberg bought an ad on a political ad.
07:09:51.000 Or on his political Discord server.
07:09:55.000 Dude, Mike Bloomberg bought a political ad.
07:09:57.000 Oh, really?
07:09:58.000 No, but on the Discord server.
07:10:00.000 Huh.
07:10:01.000 Cool.
07:10:02.000 Basically, don't show, probably shouldn't show the stream, but because then everyone will roll up.
07:10:09.000 But basically, if you just type in whatever kind of Discord server you want politics Discord server, we can go into like Bernie Discord server, furry Discord server, Minecraft Discord server.
07:10:25.000 What are you thinking?
07:10:26.000 What are you thinking, big guy?
07:10:28.000 Hmm.
07:10:29.000 I don't know.
07:10:30.000 I don't know what kind of content you're searching for.
07:10:38.000 You think I could go in with this picture into any of the leftist ones and get away?
07:10:42.000 Well, what?
07:10:43.000 The Reddit Nick picture?
07:10:46.000 I don't know.
07:10:47.000 I don't know.
07:10:50.000 Politics server.
07:10:52.000 I'll jump in there to see what's up.
07:10:53.000 Well, no one's in VC, are they?
07:10:55.000 Oh, no, they are.
07:10:56.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:10:57.000 Well, I'll go in.
07:10:58.000 Let's just go in and listen and see what's going on.
07:11:01.000 All right.
07:11:02.000 What one do you want to go into?
07:11:03.000 Religion? 0.85
07:11:04.000 Safest space? 0.55
07:11:07.000 One on one? 1.00
07:11:08.000 Sharia chat? 0.96
07:11:09.000 Chill chat? 0.99
07:11:11.000 Let's go in gamer chat.
07:11:11.000 Gamer chat?
07:11:15.000 Hey.
07:11:16.000 Hey.
07:11:18.000 Epic gamers.
07:11:19.000 What's up, gamers?
07:11:20.000 What's up, gamers?
07:11:20.000 I'm a gamer.
07:11:22.000 What game are you playing?
07:11:24.000 Seven Days to Die, gamer.
07:11:26.000 Paste.
07:11:31.000 Alright, well, this is entertaining.
07:11:33.000 Yeah.
07:11:34.000 Yeah.
07:11:35.000 Discord server.
07:11:35.000 I'm pretty new to it.
07:11:36.000 What are you guys up to?
07:11:38.000 Playing Seven Days to Die.
07:11:40.000 Cool.
07:11:40.000 Where are you from?
07:11:43.000 Tell him again.
07:11:45.000 San Diego.
07:11:46.000 Oh, cool.
07:11:47.000 Tell him again, bro.
07:11:50.000 Why am I biting that?
07:11:51.000 Why am I biting that?
07:11:52.000 I'm sitting there.
07:11:54.000 Why you what, Jaden?
07:11:55.000 I'm sitting here chewing on my mic.
07:12:00.000 Don't do that, bro.
07:12:02.000 Bro.
07:12:05.000 So, yeah, we were about to throw down $100 a game on Fortnite.
07:12:10.000 Oh, really?
07:12:10.000 Bruh.
07:12:10.000 You want to do that $100 round or you want to do that overall round?
07:12:14.000 Bruh, stop talking. 0.54
07:12:15.000 You'd get slapped so hard. 0.97
07:12:17.000 You scared now? 0.93
07:12:17.000 Seriously? 0.93
07:12:19.000 People around? 1.00
07:12:20.000 Talking that shit when nobody else is around. 0.99
07:12:22.000 Now you ain't got nothing much to say now, dude. 1.00
07:12:24.000 Oh, shit. 0.99
07:12:25.000 He's calling you out. 1.00
07:12:26.000 How are you going to respond, humble messenger, law of one?
07:12:30.000 That's not even like.
07:12:32.000 That's the opposite of true. 0.96
07:12:33.000 All he says is get slapped. 0.93
07:12:35.000 The exact opposite. 0.98
07:12:38.000 Alright, this is.
07:12:39.000 Alright, alright. 0.99
07:12:40.000 I've been talking shit for like the past few years. 0.99
07:12:43.000 I'm gonna hop and do. 0.99
07:12:44.000 I'm gonna go debate someone, I think.
07:12:47.000 Yeah, let's do a debate.
07:12:49.000 Alright.
07:12:50.000 Where you wanna go in?
07:12:51.000 Let's go safe space. 1.00
07:12:53.000 But like fitna, like for Muslims, like everyone knows it. 1.00
07:12:56.000 Hello? 0.89
07:12:59.000 I know some Arabic myself, but.
07:13:01.000 Hello?
07:13:01.000 Oh, wait.
07:13:06.000 Hello?
07:13:07.000 Where you from?
07:13:10.000 Where you from?
07:13:13.000 Why are you trolling people, bro?
07:13:16.000 We're not trolling anybody.
07:13:18.000 We just came in here and said hello.
07:13:21.000 If you're not trolling, then hello.
07:13:21.000 Okay, okay.
07:13:23.000 I ask where I'm from.
07:13:27.000 Yeah, I'm from England, but I'm not ethnically English.
07:13:31.000 I'm not ethnically English.
07:13:33.000 What are you ethnically?
07:13:35.000 I'm ethnically Somali, but I live in England.
07:13:38.000 Oh, no. 0.85
07:13:39.000 So you're part of the problem.
07:13:41.000 Oh, no.
07:13:42.000 What are you doing in England?
07:13:44.000 You don't belong there. 0.63
07:13:46.000 Okay, so I'm trolling, please.
07:13:47.000 We're having a conversation, please.
07:13:49.000 What's the conversation about?
07:13:52.000 Where are you from?
07:13:54.000 I'm from America.
07:13:55.000 Epic, best country ever.
07:14:00.000 Are you sure about that?
07:14:04.000 Yep.
07:14:05.000 Yes.
07:14:06.000 100%.
07:14:08.000 How do you be sure about that? 0.96
07:14:09.000 Because we're epic, because we have big dicks, and we're tall, and we're good. 0.98
07:14:17.000 Yeah, look at just the kiss, yeah, you do. 0.98
07:14:19.000 What did you say about Americans? 0.90
07:14:22.000 They're one of the shortest people in the world, you know.
07:14:24.000 That's literally the opposite.
07:14:25.000 We're taller than Somalis. 0.99
07:14:26.000 We tower over Somalis.
07:14:28.000 I don't know that.
07:14:29.000 Yeah. 1.00
07:14:30.000 Somalis are like three feet tall on average or like goblins. 0.93
07:14:34.000 No.
07:14:35.000 The internet says here that the average American male is only 5'8.
07:14:41.000 The average Somali is 1.
07:14:43.000 Where are you reading that?
07:14:44.000 Where are you reading that? 1.00
07:14:45.000 The African fact book where they don't even know how to have written language? 1.00
07:14:49.000 No, Jesus.
07:14:53.000 Let's be respectful, Jesus.
07:14:55.000 All I'm saying is, you're.
07:14:56.000 No, I'm American.
07:14:57.000 We're disrespectful.
07:15:02.000 No, no, no, Jesus.
07:15:03.000 You have to be respectful.
07:15:07.000 I'm looking it up right now.
07:15:07.000 No.
07:15:08.000 I'm Googling it.
07:15:09.000 United States average height.
07:15:10.000 It says 6'4".
07:15:12.000 That is a lie.
07:15:14.000 I don't know what you're looking at, but I'm looking at it right here, okay?
07:15:21.000 Clear citation.
07:15:22.000 We are tall.
07:15:23.000 We are muscular, handsome.
07:15:26.000 In any case, we are the best country in the world.
07:15:30.000 We planted our flag on the moon.
07:15:32.000 We colonized the earth. 1.00
07:15:34.000 And now Somalis are flooding in because we're so adamant. 1.00
07:15:39.000 Yeah, we're taking over. 1.00
07:15:40.000 That's why we have Kalahan Omar as the Congresswoman.
07:15:43.000 We're taking over from the inside. 1.00
07:15:45.000 America is going to be a Somali. 1.00
07:15:47.000 Bad chance. 1.00
07:15:49.000 America is going to be a Somali country by the year 2000. 1.00
07:15:53.000 I can put money on that. 1.00
07:15:54.000 Ilhan Omar, I will give you.
07:15:55.000 She is based.
07:15:56.000 She does name them.
07:15:58.000 But you guys don't stand a chance.
07:15:59.000 Your average IQ is like 30, okay?
07:16:03.000 No, we took over Minnesota. 0.96
07:16:04.000 Minnesota is a folly, yes.
07:16:07.000 Minnesota was this. 0.98
07:16:08.000 You guys are going to freeze to death there.
07:16:10.000 You don't even know how to handle it.
07:16:11.000 You don't even know how to delay gratification.
07:16:13.000 How are you going to hang out for the winter?
07:16:15.000 We've already been living there for many decades now.
07:16:18.000 And we're going to take over Michigan, Delaware, Iowa, Michigan.
07:16:24.000 We're going to take over Washington, D.C. We're taking over the whole America, bro.
07:16:29.000 Not going to happen. 1.00
07:16:30.000 The Mexicans are taking over America. 1.00
07:16:32.000 They're taking over America from the south. 1.00
07:16:35.000 We're taking it from the north.
07:16:36.000 Not going to happen. 1.00
07:16:38.000 You guys are dummies. 1.00
07:16:40.000 You can't even control your own country, let alone ours. 1.00
07:16:42.000 It's like a shithole over there. 1.00
07:16:44.000 We don't want to control our shithole. 0.99
07:16:46.000 Your average IQ is, I just looked it up, 68. 0.96
07:16:50.000 And that is a fact.
07:16:51.000 That's so true.
07:16:52.000 You guys can't take over.
07:16:55.000 What?
07:16:56.000 It's not true.
07:17:00.000 That's not what I'm looking at.
07:17:02.000 I'm looking at Somalian averages.
07:17:04.000 Google it.
07:17:05.000 Google it yourself.
07:17:06.000 68.
07:17:08.000 You're working with 68, big guy.
07:17:12.000 What are you rocking on an IQ test?
07:17:14.000 I'm going to say 75.
07:17:17.000 No, no, that's very disrespectful, Max.
07:17:20.000 Okay, maybe 80.
07:17:21.000 At least give me an 80.
07:17:23.000 All right, I'll give you 80.
07:17:26.000 I appreciate it.
07:17:28.000 No problem.
07:17:30.000 Yeah, well, where's the other guy from?
07:17:33.000 Where's Adam from?
07:17:36.000 From the moon.
07:17:37.000 You're from where?
07:17:39.000 The moon.
07:17:39.000 The moon.
07:17:41.000 Huh?
07:17:42.000 I don't understand you.
07:17:44.000 That's fine.
07:17:47.000 Can you repeat it more clearly?
07:17:51.000 I'm from the moon.
07:17:52.000 The moon.
07:17:54.000 Oh, we got a real funny guy, yeah.
07:17:57.000 Real joker here.
07:18:00.000 I'm not trying to get you out of the joker here.
07:18:03.000 You're actually from the moon?
07:18:07.000 Owen Benjamin told me that's not real.
07:18:09.000 Lunar Martian.
07:18:11.000 Simply not true, but that's simply not true, Mr. Cheesehead.
07:18:17.000 What is it?
07:18:18.000 America, I love it.
07:18:20.000 I'm going to be very serious.
07:18:23.000 Is this you wearing the towel around your face in your profile picture?
07:18:26.000 It's not a towel, it's an imam.
07:18:27.000 It's got an imam.
07:18:29.000 Yeah, it's not a towel.
07:18:30.000 By the way, going back to my point, I'm going to be very honest.
07:18:34.000 I'm not going to to throw anymore.
07:18:35.000 America is a very beautiful country.
07:18:37.000 I love American people and I love American culture.
07:18:39.000 I don't live in America.
07:18:40.000 You better.
07:18:42.000 But it's a great place to live.
07:18:44.000 I can see that.
07:18:45.000 I can attest to that.
07:18:47.000 But what I also need to, I think you guys need to attest to is that America causes a lot of problems for other people in other countries.
07:18:53.000 Like what?
07:18:55.000 Like Iraq, for example. 0.74
07:18:56.000 Invading Iraq and causing so many problems that are still happening up until in 2020, caused by American intervention, is one of the main factors as to why America is a country that destroys other people's lives. 0.89
07:19:10.000 The same thing for Syria. 0.89
07:19:11.000 The same thing for Afghanistan, Korea, Vietnam.
07:19:14.000 Bro, the list goes on and on. 0.85
07:19:16.000 Libya.
07:19:17.000 It just goes on. 0.99
07:19:18.000 Even Somalia.
07:19:19.000 I'd argue Somalia was destroyed by.
07:19:21.000 American intervention. 0.99
07:19:22.000 Somali was destroyed by Somalians. 0.93
07:19:25.000 Okay, and let's not talk about Japan. 1.00
07:19:28.000 Dude, where are you even from?
07:19:30.000 You can't talk if we don't know where you're from.
07:19:33.000 No, no, listen, forget about where he's from.
07:19:35.000 Japan as well, he's right.
07:19:36.000 No, we need to know where he's from.
07:19:38.000 We didn't know where he's from.
07:19:39.000 Everybody's got to be accounted for.
07:19:41.000 You're escaping from the point because you cannot.
07:19:44.000 I'll answer your point when you tell me where you're from. 1.00
07:19:46.000 If you're from some dirt, shithole country, you got no right to talk. 1.00
07:19:50.000 No, you. 1.00
07:19:50.000 She said, that's the right word. 1.00
07:19:52.000 She said, that's the right word.
07:19:54.000 Okay.
07:19:55.000 Oh, glad we're in agreement.
07:19:57.000 I'm from nowhere.
07:19:58.000 It's fine.
07:19:59.000 Just reply to.
07:20:00.000 You're from Norway?
07:20:04.000 Do you say Norway?
07:20:06.000 No way.
07:20:09.000 Norway?
07:20:11.000 I'm from Wonderland.
07:20:13.000 Oh, this guy is so funny.
07:20:15.000 I don't understand what you're saying, big guy.
07:20:18.000 How old are you?
07:20:18.000 What are you, like, eight?
07:20:21.000 Can you believe this guy trying to talk shit about America? 0.99
07:20:21.000 I'm eight. 0.99
07:20:28.000 We don't even know where you're from.
07:20:30.000 Can I say one thing?
07:20:31.000 Just reply, like, just reply.
07:20:34.000 No, I need to know where he's from before we move on.
07:20:37.000 I need to know.
07:20:40.000 The American, excuse me, the American is talking.
07:20:43.000 I demand to know where you're from.
07:20:45.000 Oh my gosh, I'm really scared right now.
07:20:48.000 I cannot understand.
07:20:50.000 You should be, you should be terrified. 1.00
07:20:52.000 An American is speaking. 1.00
07:20:54.000 You'll answer.
07:20:55.000 You'll speak when spoken to. 0.50
07:20:57.000 The American is in the room now.
07:21:00.000 Where are you from? 0.99
07:21:01.000 Answer the American's question, or else a bomb is going off over your capital city from a B 52. 1.00
07:21:13.000 We're going to invade your country and steal your oil, and we'll plant the Zionist flag over your Capitol dome. 1.00
07:21:21.000 You did. 1.00
07:21:21.000 You did already. 1.00
07:21:23.000 We did that.
07:21:26.000 Oh, yeah.
07:21:27.000 That's so funny.
07:21:28.000 Moon's not even real.
07:21:29.000 Hollow Earth.
07:21:30.000 Look it up.
07:21:31.000 But anyway, America destroying countries, we've earned that right.
07:21:36.000 We're rich.
07:21:37.000 We're healthy.
07:21:38.000 We're beautiful.
07:21:38.000 We have more money.
07:21:41.000 Survival of the fittest, and might makes right.
07:21:45.000 You don't deny this.
07:21:46.000 If you deserve to have a country, you should have stopped us.
07:21:49.000 You could have stopped us, but you did.
07:21:55.000 No, we can very much stop you. 1.00
07:21:57.000 If we wanted America to be disappeared off the face of the earth, Muslims can definitely do that. 1.00
07:22:02.000 No, you can't. 1.00
07:22:03.000 No, we can't.
07:22:04.000 We can't.
07:22:05.000 America, even Trump acknowledges us.
07:22:05.000 No.
07:22:07.000 That's what we're supposed to do.
07:22:07.000 You know this.
07:22:09.000 No.
07:22:10.000 We banned you from our country.
07:22:11.000 There's none allowed in our country.
07:22:13.000 We kicked them all out when Donald Trump got elected.
07:22:14.000 No, I was there last week.
07:22:16.000 No, you weren't.
07:22:16.000 I was there last week.
07:22:17.000 You're literally lying.
07:22:18.000 It's not possible.
07:22:19.000 I was in Minnesota last week.
07:22:21.000 Donald Trump kicked them all out in 2016.
07:22:23.000 No, but still in Minnesota.
07:22:24.000 He got elected and they all left.
07:22:27.000 Why can't he kick Ilhan Omar out then?
07:22:30.000 Why can't he kick who out?
07:22:31.000 Ilhan Omar? 0.51
07:22:32.000 Yep.
07:22:33.000 Ilhan Omar is currently in detention in Israel.
07:22:37.000 Everybody knows that.
07:22:38.000 He's in detention.
07:22:41.000 She's being detained in Israel for treason against the Zionist regime.
07:22:41.000 She is.
07:22:46.000 It's totally epic.
07:22:50.000 You got the funny.
07:22:51.000 You got the actually funny.
07:22:51.000 I'll give you that.
07:22:52.000 You're funny trolls. 0.86
07:22:56.000 I'm not a troll. 0.96
07:22:59.000 Troll.
07:23:00.000 I'm not a troll.
07:23:01.000 I'm a gamer.
07:23:04.000 You okay, big guy?
07:23:05.000 Got coronavirus?
07:23:08.000 No.
07:23:09.000 I'm washing my hands right now.
07:23:12.000 I wash your ears.
07:23:13.000 I just got my gas mask on.
07:23:15.000 Yeah.
07:23:15.000 How about volatile?
07:23:17.000 You've talked enough.
07:23:17.000 I already hit volatile.
07:23:18.000 Volatile.
07:23:18.000 What do you want to think?
07:23:20.000 I want to ask you a question.
07:23:22.000 All right, let's hear it. 0.98
07:23:24.000 What's wrong with Muslims having a part of America as their autonomous country? 0.99
07:23:29.000 What's wrong? 1.00
07:23:30.000 Because you already have the Middle East. 0.98
07:23:32.000 You like that voice there? 1.00
07:23:34.000 No, the Middle East is a shithole. 1.00
07:23:35.000 Yeah, because you made it a shithole. 1.00
07:23:38.000 No, you made that shithole. 1.00
07:23:39.000 But now we're in America as refugees. 1.00
07:23:41.000 So what's wrong with us having a Sharia country in the northwest of America? 1.00
07:23:45.000 No. 0.78
07:23:47.000 It's ours.
07:23:48.000 It belongs to us.
07:23:50.000 Because we took it.
07:23:51.000 We settled the land.
07:23:54.000 So what do we.
07:23:55.000 What if we conquer it then?
07:23:56.000 What if we conquer it? 0.93
07:23:57.000 We conquered North Africa and the Middle East.
07:24:00.000 No, we want to conquer Northwest America.
07:24:03.000 Not going to happen.
07:24:04.000 You try to do that, we'll stop you.
07:24:06.000 In the name of Jesus Christ, the Son of God.
07:24:11.000 But I want to tell something.
07:24:13.000 It's not yours. 0.99
07:24:14.000 It's like for the native Indian. 1.00
07:24:16.000 We don't even know what you're saying, bro. 1.00
07:24:18.000 We don't even know where you're from.
07:24:20.000 He said it's the native Indian.
07:24:22.000 It's from India?
07:24:24.000 Don't even get me started. 1.00
07:24:27.000 Oh, American Indians. 1.00
07:24:29.000 Oh no, we stole the land. 1.00
07:24:31.000 American Indians were weak. 1.00
07:24:36.000 That's right. 1.00
07:24:36.000 They succumbed to illness and to our strength. 1.00
07:24:40.000 So if we cook, then that's okay because we're weak.
07:24:44.000 No, but that's not going to happen because we're smarter than you.
07:24:48.000 No, you might be smarter, but we're much stronger.
07:24:52.000 No, we're infinitely stronger.
07:24:54.000 And we're smaller in number, but we're so much smarter and stronger.
07:24:58.000 It's not going to happen. 0.99
07:25:00.000 And we'll piss on your death clothes. 0.99
07:25:02.000 It's not going to happen. 1.00
07:25:05.000 You'll piss on anything except the toilet. 1.00
07:25:08.000 And make your wife drink. 1.00
07:25:11.000 Yeah.
07:25:12.000 You'd like that, but it's not going to happen.
07:25:13.000 It's a lot of tough talk, but.
07:25:16.000 Trust me.
07:25:16.000 Definitely.
07:25:17.000 You should come to America and try it. 0.98
07:25:19.000 We'll literally run you over with pickup trucks. 0.81
07:25:22.000 We're going to be wearing cowboy hats and running you over with pickup trucks and drinking water. 0.91
07:25:30.000 You can have Minnesota.
07:25:31.000 Minnesota's cold.
07:25:35.000 You won't even survive there.
07:25:37.000 Listen, listen, listen.
07:25:38.000 You've already lost one state already.
07:25:39.000 It's going to be too cold for you.
07:25:40.000 You're going to be walking outside without coats.
07:25:43.000 You've already forfeited.
07:25:45.000 We're going to take your coats, and you're not going to make it two minutes out there.
07:25:54.000 No, I don't think that's true.
07:25:58.000 I don't think that's true. 0.97
07:25:59.000 I think Minnesota is the ethnostate for white people. 0.59
07:26:04.000 No, Somali people. 0.99
07:26:05.000 That's literally what it is. 1.00
07:26:07.000 No.
07:26:07.000 I'm going to tell you why Alejandro Omar is a congresswoman, a postwoman for.
07:26:12.000 Ilhan Omar is a Jewish plant, and that is deception. 0.96
07:26:17.000 She's anti Zionism. 0.99
07:26:18.000 How can you be a Jewish plant? 0.98
07:26:19.000 She is a fake anti Zionist, controlled opposition. 0.94
07:26:24.000 You guys, this is very basic.
07:26:25.000 We've been fighting this problem for decades.
07:26:27.000 We're very hip to their tricks. 1.00
07:26:30.000 You Somalis, maybe you don't have the agency to understand the depth of the deception. 1.00
07:26:37.000 But yeah, she's a Jewish plant. 1.00
07:26:41.000 Okay, the agency. 1.00
07:26:43.000 Everybody knows.
07:26:43.000 Everybody knows.
07:26:44.000 And Donald Trump is kicking all of you guys out. 1.00
07:26:47.000 Out of America, and it's going to be good for you. 0.77
07:26:50.000 It's going to be good for us. 1.00
07:26:54.000 But why?
07:26:55.000 Why is he going to make America great again?
07:26:58.000 Why is he going to make America great again? 1.00
07:27:01.000 He's going to make America white again. 1.00
07:27:01.000 Yeah. 1.00
07:27:04.000 What does kicking Somalis have to do with making America great again? 1.00
07:27:06.000 It's going to raise the average IQ. 0.98
07:27:09.000 He also said, I remember in his 2016 campaign speech, he said that he wants to wipe Somalis off the face of the planet. 1.00
07:27:17.000 Why hasn't he done that? 1.00
07:27:17.000 Yes. 1.00
07:27:18.000 Why hasn't he done that then?
07:27:20.000 It's going to be a sneak attack.
07:27:23.000 That's going to be the grand finale.
07:27:26.000 Big fireworks show when he gets elected a second and third time.
07:27:30.000 No. 0.99
07:27:31.000 We're going to piss on his head. 1.00
07:27:33.000 We're going to make his wife cringe. 1.00
07:27:35.000 Yeah, you could try. 0.99
07:27:36.000 You could try that.
07:27:37.000 Donald Trump's probably taller than you.
07:27:39.000 No, I'm 6'5.
07:27:41.000 Donald Trump is 6'5, so. 1.00
07:27:45.000 But he's old and fat. 0.96
07:27:47.000 Yeah, that's muscle.
07:27:49.000 And I'm a wild, so I'm not even a child.
07:27:52.000 Donald Trump is a bodybuilder and he's a professional wrestler.
07:27:56.000 He's in the WWE Hall of Fame.
07:27:58.000 He's going to chokeslam you through the ring.
07:28:01.000 I'm a wild, so many barbarian. 1.00
07:28:03.000 We don't have any civilization. 0.99
07:28:04.000 We just kill, kill, kill. 0.89
07:28:08.000 You ever see the movie Zulu? 1.00
07:28:09.000 It's going to be like that if you ever try to come at my president.
07:28:12.000 I've seen the movie Black Hawk Down, how we killed so many American soldiers.
07:28:15.000 Black Hawk Down?
07:28:17.000 I've never heard of that.
07:28:21.000 I think Volatility knows about it.
07:28:23.000 I have no idea what you're talking about.
07:28:25.000 Yeah, I don't.
07:28:26.000 Is that what is that?
07:28:27.000 Is that like a real thing?
07:28:29.000 It is a real thing.
07:28:30.000 You can search it out if you want.
07:28:31.000 Basically, what happened was American soldiers came under George, I think it was one of them.
07:28:38.000 Anyway, one of them put American soldiers into Somalia to defeat one of the warlords in Somalia at the time. 0.83
07:28:45.000 So, what happened was all these American soldiers came with their black hawks.
07:28:50.000 That's what the helicopters called. 0.86
07:28:51.000 Black hawks.
07:28:52.000 It's a helicopter. 0.97
07:28:54.000 Yeah, they're called black hawks. 0.99
07:28:55.000 So, so many Americans came. 0.53
07:28:56.000 They're trying to fight the warlords. 0.98
07:28:58.000 And the Somali said, Who are these low-art you, subhuman, animal American white monkeys? 0.99
07:29:06.000 Who are they talking to our country and try to kill a warlord? 1.00
07:29:10.000 We got them one by one. 1.00
07:29:13.000 We started shooting down the black hole. 0.98
07:29:15.000 Two black holes. 0.52
07:29:16.000 Black holes.
07:29:18.000 Black holes.
07:29:19.000 Two black holes came down.
07:29:21.000 That was the first time in American history where two black holes.
07:29:25.000 I am not following.
07:29:27.000 Can you restart?
07:29:28.000 Yeah, you just cut out.
07:29:30.000 I didn't hear any of that.
07:29:31.000 Yeah.
07:29:33.000 I heard you were saying something about a movie, I think.
07:29:39.000 Oh, so you didn't hear the whole thing then?
07:29:41.000 Yeah, you just got out.
07:29:42.000 There was a movie adaptation that was made out of this event called Black Down.
07:29:48.000 How was that?
07:29:50.000 So George Bush, or Kenton, one of them.
07:29:53.000 Who is George Bush?
07:29:55.000 George W. Bush, whatever he thinks.
07:29:56.000 I don't know the guy that was ruling America.
07:29:59.000 That guy, he sent American troops into Somalia to stop and depose a Somali warlord.
07:30:07.000 Right?
07:30:07.000 So they were trying to take down a Somali warlord in Somalia.
07:30:10.000 America sent troops into Somalia to take this guy down. 0.62
07:30:14.000 What happened was when they went to Somalia, the Somalis were supposed to be Arab soldiers and the Black Hawk that were coming to the country.
07:30:23.000 What's that? 0.76
07:30:25.000 Black Hawks are basically helicopters, American helicopters.
07:30:29.000 Oh, okay.
07:30:31.000 So they like fly.
07:30:33.000 Yeah, essentially. 0.98
07:30:35.000 And then, um, it's Marvel said, Who are these low IQ subhuman monkey wagons to come to our country with? 1.00
07:30:44.000 Low IQ and try to tell our wolves how dare they? 1.00
07:30:48.000 How dare they?
07:30:50.000 They took down two helicopters. 1.00
07:30:52.000 The Somalis wait, wait, wait, you cut out. 1.00
07:30:54.000 You cut out. 1.00
07:30:54.000 What were I have not heard anything? 1.00
07:30:56.000 What were you?
07:30:57.000 What I you said helicopter?
07:31:02.000 Okay, okay, the right of Somalis saw the American helicopters.
07:31:06.000 So they blew in the blue in.
07:31:08.000 Yeah, you were you were trying to tell the guy, right? 1.00
07:31:12.000 The civilian's told us they were like, why are these low IQ white bastards to come to our country? 1.00
07:31:18.000 And try to kill our warlords. 1.00
07:31:20.000 Like, you can't do that. 0.99
07:31:22.000 Somebody's got angry, and they took down two American helicopters.
07:31:26.000 And in fact, when one of the helicopters came down, somebody started to buy off the hands of the American soldiers.
07:31:32.000 That's how they could have been.
07:31:38.000 They started eating helicopters alive?
07:31:41.000 No, I think you're trolling.
07:31:43.000 I think you had everything I said. 0.91
07:31:45.000 No, is your internet like in Somalia? 0.97
07:31:47.000 Because you keep like, it's like robot mode.
07:31:51.000 They started to eat the bodies and the bodies of the American soldiers that came down, basically.
07:32:04.000 The wounded American soldiers started eating their bodies. 0.55
07:32:08.000 And 19 American soldiers were killed by Somali civilians. 0.93
07:32:11.000 So Americans are so powerful. 0.57
07:32:13.000 How did 19 of your soldiers, your best soldiers, Delta forces, by the way, get killed by Somali civilians?
07:32:20.000 Explain, please.
07:32:27.000 Can you explain this, Mr. Chibis? 1.00
07:32:30.000 Oh, yeah, you roboted. 1.00
07:32:33.000 I totally missed that whole thing. 1.00
07:32:34.000 I'm just going to say that America basically pushed her shit in in Iraq, Afghanistan. 0.99
07:32:42.000 Trump is going to invade Somalia. 0.99
07:32:44.000 Trump is going to invade Libya.
07:32:46.000 We are going to invade Tunisia, Algeria, Morocco, Sudan, Chad, Burkina Faso.
07:32:55.000 Central African Republic, Nigeria, Niger, Mali, Mauritania, Pakistan, Oman, Eritrea, Yemen, Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, Afghanistan, 0.97
07:33:14.000 Kuwait, Bahrain, Qatar, United Arab Emirates.
07:33:33.000 And that is going to be the foreign policy.
07:33:36.000 That is going to be the foreign policy of the Donald Trump regime.
07:33:42.000 We're going to raise the flag of the Catholic Vatican over Somalia.
07:33:52.000 I'm white. 1.00
07:33:52.000 I don't know about a black cock, bro. 1.00
07:33:58.000 I don't know what that means. 1.00
07:34:00.000 But.
07:34:05.000 Hello? 0.94
07:34:07.000 Hey, yo, cheesehead. 0.83
07:34:09.000 Dude. 0.74
07:34:10.000 What's up? 0.99
07:34:11.000 Gosh, that debate was fucking nuts in there, guys. 0.99
07:34:13.000 You missed it. 0.99
07:34:14.000 You missed the safe space debate.
07:34:16.000 It was crazy.
07:34:18.000 What was it about?
07:34:19.000 Yeah.
07:34:20.000 Some Somalian guy saying crazy black magic voodoo stuff.
07:34:24.000 It was kind of weird, actually.
07:34:26.000 Is it The Hustler?
07:34:28.000 It was who?
07:34:31.000 The Hustler.
07:34:32.000 Uh, no.
07:34:34.000 Oh, do you know who that guy is?
07:34:36.000 Uh-uh.
07:34:36.000 No.
07:34:38.000 Okay. 0.94
07:34:39.000 Are you black? 0.67
07:34:41.000 Uh.
07:34:42.000 Yeah, I'm an Arab.
07:34:45.000 Oh, okay.
07:34:48.000 So.
07:34:49.000 I'm a Muslim, too.
07:34:52.000 We're just chilling in the Shriya chat.
07:34:55.000 I'm recently converted, actually.
07:34:59.000 I checked my Talmud.
07:35:02.000 What?
07:35:03.000 What?
07:35:03.000 Talmud?
07:35:04.000 Oh, sorry, wrong book.
07:35:06.000 Just.
07:35:09.000 Big mistake, Megan. 0.99
07:35:10.000 Isn't that the G Suicide? 0.94
07:35:12.000 That was a joke. 0.99
07:35:13.000 Just kidding.
07:35:13.000 Come back.
07:35:14.000 Joke.
07:35:17.000 Yo, I was about to get my belt out.
07:35:20.000 Yeah, I was about to throw it.
07:35:21.000 You're not anti Semites here.
07:35:23.000 No anti Semitism on this server.
07:35:27.000 What do you mean?
07:35:27.000 I am a Semite.
07:35:30.000 Yeah.
07:35:34.000 By definition.
07:35:38.000 Yeah.
07:35:40.000 By definition, I have a long nose.
07:35:43.000 Yeah, bro.
07:35:43.000 Yeah.
07:35:44.000 So, what's up?
07:35:44.000 What are you guys up to?
07:35:47.000 Just chilling, playing some things, getting on.
07:35:48.000 Just schmooting?
07:35:49.000 He's schmooting? 0.54
07:35:51.000 Yeah, schmooting.
07:35:52.000 Are you guys gamers?
07:35:55.000 Yeah, gamers, right?
07:35:57.000 That's right.
07:35:59.000 You guys Americans?
07:36:01.000 No.
07:36:01.000 Nah.
07:36:03.000 Cringe? 1.00
07:36:06.000 Cringe.
07:36:10.000 Why? 0.95
07:36:10.000 Cringe. 0.95
07:36:11.000 Couldn't everyone be American? 0.72
07:36:13.000 No. 0.85
07:36:14.000 To be honest.
07:36:16.000 Why not? 0.89
07:36:17.000 Only white people are allowed, I think. 0.98
07:36:21.000 Those are not my rules, not my rules. 1.00
07:36:24.000 What about African Americans?
07:36:24.000 Donald Trump.
07:36:28.000 What about who?
07:36:29.000 African Americans? 0.96
07:36:31.000 Yeah.
07:36:32.000 Yeah, I don't know.
07:36:34.000 I don't know.
07:36:35.000 I don't know what the law is.
07:36:36.000 I know that Donald Trump messed it up recently, so.
07:36:41.000 Did he say that though?
07:36:43.000 Yeah.
07:36:44.000 Yeah, didn't you see the big speech the other day?
07:36:47.000 No, I didn't.
07:36:48.000 Can you show me where he said it?
07:36:51.000 I don't have a link.
07:36:51.000 I'm playing a rock band right now.
07:36:56.000 But yeah, there was like, I think it was the state of the White House, the big one.
07:37:05.000 So he deliberately said, America's the only white people.
07:37:10.000 That's what I heard.
07:37:12.000 That's what all the headlines said.
07:37:13.000 All the headlines said, it was something like, if you're not white, you're not right, get out. 0.98
07:37:18.000 Something like crazy.
07:37:20.000 I remember I was looking at my wife.
07:37:22.000 I was like, did he just say that? 1.00
07:37:24.000 I was like, what the fuck? 0.99
07:37:27.000 Yeah, that's Trump's America, you know, that's how it goes. 1.00
07:37:31.000 I don't know.
07:37:33.000 I have to hear it before I believe.
07:37:34.000 I mean, look, I voted for him, but after he said that, it's like, I don't know if I'm going to do that again, but I probably will.
07:37:45.000 Cringe.
07:37:47.000 Cringe.
07:37:53.000 There was a guy in the other chat telling me he eats helicopters.
07:37:57.000 Yeah, it was weird.
07:37:59.000 Attacking ones?
07:38:01.000 Nah, he said they shot one down in this country and ate them. 1.00
07:38:05.000 Damn. 1.00
07:38:06.000 He was from Somalia. 1.00
07:38:08.000 Very strange. 1.00
07:38:12.000 I'm not talking about the eating helicopters part.
07:38:14.000 Shoots down, helicopters in, eat him.
07:38:18.000 Does that even mean eating a helicopter?
07:38:20.000 That's what I was saying. 1.00
07:38:22.000 That's the only thing from Somalia I even know. 0.90
07:38:26.000 That one line. 1.00
07:38:28.000 That's a small ass, that's a small power. 0.99
07:38:32.000 Yo, that guy, that guy actually is pretty famous. 1.00
07:38:36.000 The guy that's.
07:38:38.000 He became pretty famous. 0.99
07:38:40.000 And he actually has a pretty beautiful wife.
07:38:42.000 A girl.
07:38:44.000 The guy that says, I'm the captain now.
07:38:47.000 He's a celebrity.
07:38:48.000 Yeah, he's a celebrity.
07:38:49.000 I'm the captain now, he's a celebrity over in.
07:38:52.000 Jeez, mate, I'm deaf.
07:38:54.000 My name is.
07:38:58.000 I'm playing Doom.
07:39:00.000 Oh, you're playing Doom?
07:39:02.000 The old school one?
07:39:05.000 Like the first?
07:39:06.000 Oh. 1.00
07:39:07.000 Damn. 1.00
07:39:11.000 I can hear that cheesehead guy, he's playing the guitars. 1.00
07:39:16.000 Yeah, I'm playing.
07:39:19.000 I'm playing a little clone hero.
07:39:20.000 Whoops.
07:39:22.000 Guitar hero or something like that?
07:39:24.000 Yes, yes, I am playing that.
07:39:24.000 Are you playing that?
07:39:26.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:39:27.000 I can hear the.
07:39:29.000 You know what I used to do, she said.
07:39:31.000 What did you used to do?
07:39:33.000 I used to go to the store and stay there for like eight hours.
07:39:36.000 Yeah, that's so true, babe.
07:39:40.000 My game's fine.
07:39:44.000 You know, they let you.
07:39:45.000 You know, they have a game.
07:39:47.000 They have an Xbox in their store.
07:39:50.000 I should just stay there and play the game.
07:39:52.000 Haha, yeah.
07:39:57.000 I'm playing a hard song right now.
07:39:59.000 I'm warming up.
07:40:00.000 It's been a while.
07:40:04.000 Did I just stumble into the chat that I think I stumbled?
07:40:06.000 What?
07:40:07.000 Yeah, he just stumbled in.
07:40:12.000 Wait, who stumbled in?
07:40:14.000 He just stumbled in.
07:40:15.000 He's stumbling in.
07:40:17.000 Yeah, because all the other chats are full of boring conversations.
07:40:21.000 Bruh.
07:40:22.000 Yeah, I think I stumbled in.
07:40:22.000 Bruh.
07:40:26.000 No way!
07:40:28.000 Groyper?
07:40:29.000 Stumbled. 1.00
07:40:30.000 Get out of here!
07:40:33.000 We're chilling.
07:40:33.000 We're chilling.
07:40:36.000 I'm out.
07:40:37.000 I'm out.
07:40:40.000 I'm going to the chill chat.
07:40:41.000 Type of guy.
07:40:42.000 What's up, chillers? 1.00
07:40:44.000 Dude, this fucking Oki Groyper guy, he's like some alt right Nazi. 0.99
07:40:49.000 He's following us around. 1.00
07:40:50.000 Disgusting anti Semite. 1.00
07:40:53.000 Who's fallen? 1.00
07:40:54.000 This fucking Oki Groyper. 1.00
07:40:56.000 Every chat we join, he follows and starts just spewing nonsense about like the Holocaust. 1.00
07:41:03.000 Does it make sense or is it totally like off the wall?
07:41:06.000 What do you mean, does it make sense?
07:41:06.000 It's off the wall.
07:41:08.000 I kind of figured that.
07:41:09.000 I was just checking.
07:41:10.000 Sorry. 0.56
07:41:12.000 My grandfather died in the Holocaust. 0.99
07:41:14.000 I'm sorry, cheese. 0.97
07:41:15.000 Yeah, it was horrible.
07:41:17.000 He got turned into a bar of soap.
07:41:20.000 My bad.
07:41:22.000 Yeah. 0.85
07:41:24.000 Could you imagine some Nazi scrubbing up in the tub with my grandfather?
07:41:28.000 That's not what I want to think about right now. 0.76
07:41:31.000 Lathering up my. 1.00
07:41:36.000 Some Nazi fucking washing his gooch with my granddad. 1.00
07:41:42.000 Washing his German ass with my grandfather's soap. 1.00
07:41:47.000 Wait, wait, wait. 1.00
07:41:48.000 Maybe your grandfather's washing him in the reverse with.
07:41:51.000 You know, evil vibes.
07:41:53.000 Oh, yeah, it's possible.
07:41:54.000 Anything could be happening the other way around.
07:41:57.000 Anything about things from a. 1.00
07:41:58.000 Yeah, I agree. 0.83
07:42:04.000 Yeah, maybe your grandpa's washing him.
07:42:07.000 It's bad stuff.
07:42:07.000 It's true.
07:42:08.000 Yeah.
07:42:09.000 Wait till you hear about my grandmother. 1.00
07:42:10.000 She was a lampshade. 0.94
07:42:14.000 Hey, maybe your grandma was shining the light on them.
07:42:18.000 Hopefully. 0.91
07:42:19.000 Shining the light of Jewish values. 0.91
07:42:23.000 There you go.
07:42:29.000 I mean, everything's a two way street, right, Adam Sandler?
07:42:33.000 That's right.
07:42:34.000 Everything is a two way street.
07:42:35.000 It's like almost like there's two sides to every story.
07:42:40.000 Oh, wait, I don't get that.
07:42:41.000 That doesn't make any sense.
07:42:43.000 Well, you know, two sides to every story.
07:42:45.000 So, you know, like, let's think about it from the Germans' perspective, right? 0.93
07:42:50.000 I mean, countries destroyed by Jewish international bureaucrats. 0.94
07:42:58.000 At the Paris Peace Conference, it's like, I don't know. 1.00
07:43:00.000 I mean, do they go too far?
07:43:01.000 Well, there's two sides to every story.
07:43:05.000 Oh, that's true.
07:43:13.000 I, of course, believe in one side though, obviously.
07:43:18.000 Are you typing out a blog?
07:43:20.000 No, I'm playing Guitar Hero.
07:43:23.000 What song?
07:43:25.000 Rock Lobster by the B 52s.
07:43:27.000 That's a good song.
07:43:30.000 Yeah.
07:43:30.000 I don't know if anybody still played Guitar Hero.
07:43:44.000 Now you know.
07:43:46.000 I mean, I hear evidence of it right now, so I'm a believer.
07:43:50.000 Dude, me too. 1.00
07:43:52.000 Aw, shit. 0.98
07:43:52.000 I accidentally hit the start button. 0.98
07:43:59.000 Ah, that song's hard.
07:44:01.000 It's a lot of strumming.
07:44:05.000 Clicking.
07:44:06.000 No, no, strumming.
07:44:07.000 Strumming the guitar.
07:44:09.000 The Guitar Hero controller.
07:44:12.000 You stumbled the controller?
07:44:14.000 What?
07:44:15.000 You strum the controller?
07:44:17.000 Yes, you strum it.
07:44:17.000 Yes.
07:44:22.000 That's not the stock controller, though.
07:44:24.000 I thought the stock controller had buttons.
07:44:26.000 Yeah, but there's also.
07:44:28.000 You have to strum the notes, too.
07:44:31.000 There's a string on it?
07:44:32.000 No, no, but there's something that's supposed to emulate the string.
07:44:40.000 Oh, you got a string emulator?
07:44:43.000 You just flick it.
07:44:44.000 Yeah, it's like a handle or something.
07:44:44.000 It's like.
07:44:48.000 Correct.
07:44:48.000 You just flick it.
07:44:49.000 Oh, that's the whammy bar, isn't it?
07:44:51.000 No.
07:44:53.000 No, that's separate.
07:44:55.000 Like that, you know, like bop it, flick it thing, you know?
07:44:59.000 It's like the flick thing on that, whatever.
07:45:01.000 Okay.
07:45:01.000 What was the thing called?
07:45:02.000 Yeah, it's like that.
07:45:05.000 Just flick it.
07:45:09.000 You tired, Volatile?
07:45:11.000 Yeah, dog.
07:45:11.000 I'm over here falling asleep.
07:45:13.000 Yeah.
07:45:16.000 Yeah, it's a late night.
07:45:18.000 Late night for us.
07:45:20.000 Yeah, that's what happens when you're gamers.
07:45:23.000 You want to go check out the.
07:45:24.000 You stay up late?
07:45:25.000 Yeah.
07:45:26.000 Yeah, dude, I stay up late every night because I'm a gamer.
07:45:30.000 You know.
07:45:30.000 Because you game too much?
07:45:32.000 Yeah, I game here and there.
07:45:36.000 You game into the late night and early morning?
07:45:39.000 Every night.
07:45:41.000 I've dropped out of school and now I just play Fortnite.
07:45:48.000 That's cool.
07:45:49.000 Yeah.
07:45:51.000 I'm on welfare, so I hurt my leg.
07:45:54.000 Why are you laughing?
07:45:55.000 I hurt my leg.
07:45:57.000 Playing Fortnite?
07:45:59.000 No, dog.
07:46:00.000 I tripped over the fryer.
07:46:02.000 Fortnite injury.
07:46:05.000 But now I'm over here.
07:46:06.000 You know, I get to stay home, so whatever.
07:46:09.000 Wait, you tripped over the fryer at work? 1.00
07:46:09.000 Fuck it. 1.00
07:46:11.000 Yeah, dog. 1.00
07:46:13.000 Oh, like actually?
07:46:13.000 I thought you were just memeing.
07:46:15.000 Nah, dude. 0.99
07:46:15.000 It's kind of fucked up. 0.99
07:46:16.000 You're laughing at me, to be honest. 0.99
07:46:19.000 I'm not laughing.
07:46:21.000 I'm not laughing.
07:46:21.000 So, I just kind of hang out, you know, maybe jump in political servers.
07:46:26.000 I thought you were just memeing.
07:46:29.000 Yeah, it's fine.
07:46:32.000 You should probably apologize, but it's fine.
07:46:35.000 I'm sorry, bro.
07:46:37.000 Just pray for me.
07:46:38.000 That's all I can ask.
07:46:40.000 You got this.
07:46:43.000 But I'm pretty damn good at Fortnite.
07:46:44.000 I actually got fourth place in a tournament the other day.
07:46:50.000 Wait, you hurt your legs falling over a fry?
07:46:52.000 Yeah, I tripped.
07:46:55.000 Are your legs okay? 0.99
07:46:57.000 No, my right one is pretty fucked up. 0.99
07:46:59.000 I'm in a cast, but I don't have to go to work. 0.98
07:47:03.000 Okay.
07:47:07.000 Time to game.
07:47:09.000 That's what I'm doing, dog.
07:47:11.000 I've actually gained 35 pounds in the last month as well after hurting myself because I can't move. 0.90
07:47:19.000 And my girlfriend left me, but I am playing a shit ton of Fortnite.
07:47:26.000 No.
07:47:27.000 35 pounds in one month, and like.
07:47:30.000 I'm only eating McDonald's.
07:47:31.000 That's some huge gains.
07:47:33.000 Yeah, I'm only eating McDonald's because I get a work discount.
07:47:36.000 Who's McDonald's?
07:47:39.000 What?
07:47:40.000 Why are you guys laughing at me?
07:47:42.000 That's kind of.
07:47:44.000 Nah, but you shouldn't eat McDonald's.
07:47:46.000 That's the whole point.
07:47:49.000 What's wrong with McDonald's?
07:47:49.000 I shouldn't?
07:47:52.000 I mean, that's why you gained 35 pounds, right?
07:47:53.000 I work there, though.
07:47:55.000 I work there.
07:47:57.000 I get a discount.
07:47:59.000 Oh, you fell over the fries.
07:48:00.000 Fryer. 0.99
07:48:01.000 It's a big fucking machine that you make the fries in. 0.99
07:48:04.000 Tell me more about it. 0.99
07:48:06.000 It's large, it's metal.
07:48:08.000 I tripped.
07:48:10.000 I'm hurt, and you're making a joke out of it. 1.00
07:48:13.000 Fuck you. 1.00
07:48:14.000 I'm leaving. 1.00
07:48:15.000 No, no, sorry, man.
07:48:17.000 I didn't mean that.
07:48:18.000 This is a chill chat, so don't.
07:48:19.000 Whatever, bro.
07:48:21.000 I mean, things happen.
07:48:21.000 It's fine.
07:48:22.000 You fall over fries.
07:48:24.000 It's not fries. 1.00
07:48:25.000 You keep fucking making fun of me. 1.00
07:48:30.000 Bruh. 1.00
07:48:34.000 You there?
07:48:36.000 Yeah.
07:48:39.000 Yeah.
07:48:40.000 Here, wait.
07:48:41.000 Let's do this.
07:48:43.000 Hello?
07:48:44.000 Yeah.
07:48:46.000 Let's do a different one.
07:48:48.000 Okay. 1.00
07:48:51.000 I'll do a fucking. 0.99
07:48:56.000 Hmm. 1.00
07:48:57.000 Hmm.
07:48:59.000 I don't want people.
07:48:59.000 Which one should we.
07:49:00.000 By the way, don't follow us.
07:49:02.000 Don't follow us around.
07:49:03.000 If you are in the server, don't be coming around trying to sabotage our scheme here.
07:49:14.000 Right, Jaden? 1.00
07:49:15.000 Yeah, idiots. 1.00
07:49:16.000 Yeah, some Groyper coming in. 1.00
07:49:18.000 Oh, hey, guys. 1.00
07:49:20.000 No.
07:49:21.000 No.
07:49:23.000 No, no.
07:49:25.000 Is it good if I do a furry Discord?
07:49:29.000 Hmm.
07:49:30.000 Do you have one?
07:49:32.000 No, I just Googled it and I'm looking at it.
07:49:35.000 I don't know.
07:49:35.000 I mean, furries are.
07:49:36.000 I don't know.
07:49:37.000 I feel like that's low hanging fruit. 0.55
07:49:38.000 They probably get a lot of harassment.
07:49:41.000 That's really true.
07:49:42.000 You know what I mean?
07:49:42.000 I have to change my profile.
07:49:46.000 Are there any good ones?
07:49:47.000 Anyone know of any good ones?
07:49:49.000 I don't have any others.
07:49:50.000 That's the only one I'm a part of.
07:49:52.000 But if you want, I mean, we can look up different ones.
07:49:55.000 Very easy to find.
07:50:00.000 You hurt your leg tripping over the fryer.
07:50:04.000 I didn't know what to do. 0.99
07:50:06.000 I just fucking went with it. 0.98
07:50:09.000 I don't know if they believe it. 0.98
07:50:11.000 Is there a right wing Discord server?
07:50:12.000 I want to find a right wing Trump server.
07:50:16.000 Let's see. 0.99
07:50:16.000 Trump Discord server. 0.99
07:50:20.000 I feel like the leftists really hang out on.
07:50:26.000 That's possible.
07:50:28.000 Yo, I just looked one up.
07:50:31.000 It's.
07:50:33.000 I literally just typed in Trump Discords, and the tags are politics, Trump, conservative, nationalism, Fuentes.
07:50:41.000 What?
07:50:42.000 I see it.
07:50:42.000 Oh, I see it.
07:50:43.000 Yeah, yeah, 2083.
07:50:44.000 Oh, and right below it, America First.
07:50:46.000 You're on.
07:50:47.000 Bruh.
07:50:49.000 That's funny.
07:50:51.000 Let's see.
07:50:52.000 Look at you, celebrity.
07:50:54.000 What about this middle one? 1.00
07:50:56.000 Or the right server.
07:50:57.000 There's 2,000, 3,000 people.
07:51:00.000 I don't want to say them out loud.
07:51:01.000 Oh, here's politics and philosophy.
07:51:04.000 Let's do the Snap.
07:51:06.000 Trump Republic.
07:51:07.000 How about Trump Republic?
07:51:09.000 Yeah, but we keep saying it out loud.
07:51:11.000 Just pick one.
07:51:13.000 Oops.
07:51:15.000 Weld 2020.
07:51:18.000 People are like.
07:51:19.000 Oh, okay, never mind.
07:51:22.000 Let's see.
07:51:23.000 Oh, what the.
07:51:25.000 Oh, what?
07:51:26.000 It's not.
07:51:27.000 You join it, and it's not like.
07:51:32.000 It only gives you access to one chat.
07:51:37.000 Please tap the checkmark emoji.
07:51:41.000 How do I do that?
07:51:42.000 What the.
07:51:44.000 Tent to the server, please click, tack the check mark emoji.
07:51:48.000 Okay, there we go.
07:51:52.000 Rules.
07:51:57.000 Well, what the.
07:51:58.000 Where's the voice chats, huh?
07:52:01.000 Checkpoint.
07:52:03.000 Here we go.
07:52:04.000 You will not be able to continue without agreeing to the rules.
07:52:07.000 Once you have done this, please type one of the following commands in this chat.
07:52:10.000 If you are aligned with the Republican Party, and da da da.
07:52:13.000 Oh, here we go.
07:52:13.000 Let's do if you do not support Donald Trump and his policies, or if you're a Democrat supporter or leftist, then type this.
07:52:20.000 Okay.
07:52:24.000 Did you figure it out?
07:52:25.000 Because I don't want to read.
07:52:26.000 Oh, you must agree to the rules before?
07:52:28.000 How do I do that?
07:52:30.000 Rules.
07:52:34.000 How do I do that?
07:52:42.000 Rule 1, 2, 3, da, da.
07:52:44.000 Oh, dude, it's literally in the rules.
07:52:47.000 Rule three restricted ideologies.
07:52:49.000 3B far right ideologies.
07:52:52.000 Members who are alt right fascists, third positionalists, hard right racial realists, ethno tribalists, ethno nationalists, Fuentes school neo paleocons, including Groypers, and Groypers spelled with a U, alt theocons, or other far right ideologues will be given the Citizen of Kekistan roll and may be removed from the server if deemed to be promoting hate or violence.
07:53:22.000 Fuentus School, Neo Paleo.
07:53:25.000 That's so based.
07:53:28.000 I have my own school.
07:53:29.000 Fuentus School, PaleoCon.
07:53:31.000 Yeah, I consider myself as a.
07:53:33.000 How do I agree to the rules, though? 0.96
07:53:35.000 I don't fucking know, dude. 0.90
07:53:36.000 I'm sitting here trying to join. 0.98
07:53:42.000 I have no idea.
07:53:45.000 I don't know.
07:53:46.000 I don't know.
07:53:47.000 Okay, let me in.
07:53:49.000 Checkpoint.
07:53:50.000 Please read.
07:53:50.000 Boom.
07:53:51.000 You'll not be able to continue until you've agreed.
07:53:53.000 Please type one of the following demands.
07:53:55.000 Oh, okay.
07:53:56.000 You go into checkpoint and then you type it.
07:53:59.000 Hi.
07:53:59.000 Supporter, non-supporter, or neutral.
07:54:03.000 I'm a supporter, dog.
07:54:04.000 I'm a supporter.
07:54:08.000 Supporter.
07:54:10.000 Boom.
07:54:12.000 Oh, I have to type in my ideology.
07:54:14.000 Did I do it?
07:54:16.000 Ideology.
07:54:17.000 Please type in the command, the ideology you identify with most.
07:54:20.000 In order to proceed, you must choose.
07:54:22.000 Well, I can't even type anything, though.
07:54:24.000 Oh, I got to go to verification.
07:54:27.000 I am a.
07:54:29.000 What should I be? 1.00
07:54:30.000 Dude, there's a bunch of fucking people in here. 1.00
07:54:33.000 What should I be? 1.00
07:54:34.000 Should I be leftist?
07:54:37.000 Center left?
07:54:39.000 Communist?
07:54:41.000 I don't get it.
07:54:42.000 ANCAP?
07:54:43.000 Hard right? 0.82
07:54:47.000 Natcap?
07:54:48.000 ANCAP?
07:54:49.000 Apolitical?
07:54:51.000 Libertarian?
07:54:52.000 I'll just go libertarian.
07:54:53.000 Why not, right?
07:54:56.000 No.
07:54:57.000 I don't know.
07:55:03.000 I'll just go far right.
07:55:04.000 Why not?
07:55:06.000 I'll just do that.
07:55:07.000 All right.
07:55:07.000 Is there any?
07:55:08.000 There's not even any voice chats, is there?
07:55:14.000 The heck?
07:55:19.000 Right? 0.74
07:55:20.000 I don't know.
07:55:21.000 I'm still in here.
07:55:22.000 I'm still in here. 0.99
07:55:23.000 A lot of fucking hurdles to jump over. 0.99
07:55:30.000 I'm kidding. 1.00
07:55:36.000 I want to see the Kekistan thing.
07:55:39.000 How many Fuentes School neocons are in here? 0.88
07:55:42.000 Dude, this is so AIDS. 0.98
07:55:46.000 Yeah, this is goofy. 0.97
07:55:48.000 Introductions.
07:55:49.000 I'm a libertarian, blah, blah, blah.
07:55:51.000 Dude, these people are like writing books.
07:55:55.000 Oh, let's see.
07:55:56.000 Hi, I'm Colin.
07:55:57.000 I'm a former socialist and now a right wing libertarian.
07:56:00.000 Research, common sense, and good old Prager U led me to become the freedom loving, rebellious right winger that the state of California has grown to hate.
07:56:09.000 I'm in my school's debate club.
07:56:12.000 I've ripped down posters from my school's march.
07:56:14.000 For our lives club, and I've even had a debate with Pete Buttigieg's campaign members.
07:56:18.000 I have a deep hatred for big government, and when I'm not on my Xbox, I enjoy spreading propaganda throughout my small suburban town in the Bay Area. 0.99
07:56:30.000 These are all dumb. 1.00
07:56:33.000 This server sucks, and this guy followed us. 1.00
07:56:37.000 Who did? 0.99
07:56:38.000 I guarantee you, this guy followed us. 1.00
07:56:40.000 Oh, this guy, Akabi? 1.00
07:56:41.000 Yeah, dude, you suck. 1.00
07:56:44.000 Stop following us. 1.00
07:56:55.000 Okay, let's find something else.
07:56:58.000 If you're in chat and you know a good server, feel free to jump in and post something.
07:57:03.000 Feel free to post a.
07:57:04.000 Well, actually, because then people follow us.
07:57:06.000 That's probably not a good idea.
07:57:07.000 People are probably going to follow us regardless, but.
07:57:09.000 Yeah.
07:57:10.000 It's probably not that hard to say. 1.00
07:57:12.000 Fuck, how the. 1.00
07:57:13.000 Here, just join this, Nick. 1.00
07:57:15.000 Are you going to send me the linky?
07:57:17.000 Stinky linky?
07:57:19.000 This one only has a few people, but they're in the voice channels.
07:57:22.000 The right server.
07:57:24.000 Oh, boy.
07:57:25.000 Oh, boy. 1.00
07:57:29.000 Hello, idiot. 1.00
07:57:30.000 Yeah, I'll just say it. 1.00
07:57:33.000 Oops.
07:57:35.000 There's only four people, so this conversation.
07:57:38.000 All right.
07:57:40.000 Well, here, how about.
07:57:43.000 Well, I feel like we shouldn't both go in at the same time because then it'll look suspicious.
07:57:47.000 You know what I mean?
07:57:48.000 Sure, sure.
07:57:50.000 So.
07:57:51.000 Oh, come on.
07:57:52.000 People keep.
07:57:53.000 There's really no way of knowing, I guess.
07:57:53.000 I don't know.
07:57:55.000 Yeah.
07:57:57.000 It's kind of cringe that people are doing this.
07:58:00.000 Oh, how should we do this?
07:58:01.000 You want to go and then I'll join in in like a minute or so?
07:58:05.000 Sure. 1.00
07:58:10.000 Shit's popping off. 1.00
07:58:11.000 Finally, some more white people. 1.00
07:58:13.000 Hey. 0.86
07:58:17.000 What's up?
07:58:18.000 Huh?
07:58:19.000 Nothing much, right?
07:58:21.000 It's just the Congo here.
07:58:25.000 Yeah.
07:58:29.000 Yeah.
07:58:32.000 I'm like a minority.
07:58:33.000 It was really stressful for him.
07:58:36.000 I'm coughing in the mic.
07:58:37.000 What?
07:58:40.000 What'd you say?
07:58:42.000 Why are you coughing in the mic, bro?
07:58:44.000 I didn't realize.
07:58:44.000 Oh, sorry.
07:58:45.000 My bad.
07:58:46.000 Hello?
07:58:47.000 Hello?
07:58:49.000 Andrew K, you are a stressorist.
07:58:52.000 What's going on, big guy? 0.99
07:58:53.000 Why are you fucking questioning me? 0.98
07:58:55.000 No, no, I'm just wondering whether or not your political views are similar to mine. 0.99
07:59:00.000 You Irish?
07:59:01.000 Are you Keith Woods? 1.00
07:59:02.000 Who the fuck is this? 1.00
07:59:04.000 No, no, dude. 1.00
07:59:05.000 I'm from the superior ideology.
07:59:07.000 The one that purged yours.
07:59:10.000 Dude, this is America.
07:59:12.000 We speak English. 1.00
07:59:13.000 He's fucking German. 1.00
07:59:15.000 English. 1.00
07:59:16.000 And he wants to fuck his sister. 1.00
07:59:18.000 And he's proud of it. 1.00
07:59:18.000 You should ask him about that. 1.00
07:59:20.000 And you're from the Congo, so. 1.00
07:59:22.000 At least I don't want to fuck my sister. 1.00
07:59:24.000 Why not? 1.00
07:59:25.000 Very interesting.
07:59:26.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.
07:59:27.000 Finally, people understand.
07:59:27.000 Yes.
07:59:29.000 Oh, my God.
07:59:30.000 Yeah, people are really rallying for your calls here.
07:59:33.000 I got muted by an admin for some reason. 1.00
07:59:36.000 Yeah, these fucking, you know, liberal totalitarians, dude. 1.00
07:59:41.000 Yeah. 1.00
07:59:42.000 Kind of cringe, dude.
07:59:43.000 Liberal totalitarian.
07:59:46.000 What's wrong with being a totalitarian?
07:59:49.000 What?
07:59:50.000 I just asked him what's wrong with being a totalitarian.
07:59:53.000 Are you kidding?
07:59:55.000 It's bad if you have a false ideology. 0.93
08:00:00.000 I believe in small government, big government sucks, social.
08:00:03.000 Yeah, what's your definition of a false ideology?
08:00:06.000 I'm.
08:00:07.000 You haven't even given me your ideology yet.
08:00:09.000 The one that doesn't represent my interests.
08:00:11.000 His ideology is different.
08:00:12.000 Turning Point USA.
08:00:16.000 That's gonna destroy your genetic interests, actually.
08:00:19.000 Turning Point USA?
08:00:21.000 No, no, he doesn't wanna have kids with her. 1.00
08:00:22.000 He just wants to have sex because, you know. 1.00
08:00:25.000 Socialism sucks. 1.00
08:00:27.000 Yeah, he just wants to fuck his sister. 1.00
08:00:28.000 He doesn't wanna have sex with her. 1.00
08:00:29.000 Oh, wait, this guy is also a communist, right? 0.99
08:00:31.000 He's a communist.
08:00:32.000 He's not a communist.
08:00:34.000 No one in here is a communist.
08:00:36.000 RHO is a commie. 1.00
08:00:39.000 Bro, you're gonna get bullied if you're a fucking communist in here. 1.00
08:00:41.000 And he's from a communist. 1.00
08:00:43.000 Oh, yeah, no, I'm a Congolese communist.
08:00:47.000 Like a little.
08:00:47.000 I'm not a communist, though.
08:00:49.000 I'm.
08:00:49.000 He has Sanders to win.
08:00:52.000 Sanders.
08:00:53.000 Yikes.
08:00:57.000 I love how you're trying to get people to attack him. 1.00
08:01:00.000 It's pretty pathetic. 0.99
08:01:02.000 Yeah. 1.00
08:01:02.000 Really pathetic. 1.00
08:01:03.000 No, he was attacking me for the last five hours. 1.00
08:01:05.000 Dude, socialism sucks. 1.00
08:01:07.000 Because you were talking shit to me. 1.00
08:01:09.000 How are you sitting here in a channel and taking care of yourself? 1.00
08:01:12.000 No, you're talking shit to me for liking my sister. 1.00
08:01:15.000 That's pretty gay. 1.00
08:01:17.000 For what? 1.00
08:01:19.000 Socialism sucks. 1.00
08:01:22.000 He thinks that you shouldn't love your sister. 1.00
08:01:24.000 Right, this fucking vegan guy. 1.00
08:01:26.000 Well, it's a different type of love for your sister. 1.00
08:01:30.000 In the South, there's only one kind of love it's Omega.
08:01:34.000 You're a Southern Irishman with that heavy of an accent?
08:01:38.000 I am. 0.98
08:01:39.000 I don't believe you.
08:01:44.000 Guys, see, this is why.
08:01:46.000 You're terrified of the debate attorney.
08:01:48.000 The sleeper agent?
08:01:50.000 You're terrified of the turning point president.
08:01:52.000 I've laid down all the facts and logic.
08:01:54.000 I'm awfully quiet in this Discord channel.
08:01:57.000 Why are there so many people joining?
08:01:58.000 You're ignoring me.
08:01:59.000 So, bro, that dude's prove me wrong.
08:02:02.000 I watch every louder with Crowder, and you guys cannot debate me.
08:02:06.000 You actually sound like me a lot.
08:02:08.000 There's also two things that you can't do that.
08:02:13.000 I like Turning Point USA, and also like I'm a president.
08:02:17.000 I like Steven Crowder.
08:02:18.000 Ronnie Sanders is a communist.
08:02:20.000 You're not the president.
08:02:21.000 I don't believe you.
08:02:22.000 How much you want to bet?
08:02:24.000 Northern Iowa University, president and founder of Turning Point USA.
08:02:29.000 Are you the person that runs the Facebooks and stuff like that, or no?
08:02:34.000 No.
08:02:35.000 I have a picture, dude.
08:02:36.000 I have a picture with Charlie Kirk.
08:02:40.000 You have a picture with anybody.
08:02:42.000 I was that sad.
08:02:43.000 Not me.
08:02:45.000 Charlie Kirk wouldn't get a picture with me.
08:02:48.000 Why not?
08:02:50.000 I guess he just, uh.
08:02:50.000 I don't know.
08:02:53.000 Maybe I'm too ugly for his pamphlet or something. 0.98
08:02:56.000 Well, are you, like, anti Jew or something? 0.99
08:02:58.000 Because he's very pro Jew.
08:02:59.000 No.
08:03:00.000 I'm pro Jew.
08:03:01.000 Why would you accuse me of that?
08:03:04.000 Are you a leftist?
08:03:05.000 Does that guy even have an ideology?
08:03:07.000 He's propped up by donors.
08:03:09.000 Yeah, of course he does, dude.
08:03:11.000 He's in favor of the free market.
08:03:14.000 He's a groper.
08:03:15.000 Do you really believe that, though? 0.98
08:03:16.000 Can we kick this guy? 1.00
08:03:18.000 He's one of those gropers. 1.00
08:03:19.000 He keeps looting. 0.99
08:03:20.000 He funds him again.
08:03:21.000 He keeps showing the andrew Kay's a communist, right?
08:03:24.000 He needs the rest of the votes.
08:03:26.000 He's Chris, right?
08:03:27.000 He's a commie.
08:03:28.000 Dude, these people like this that keep attacking Charlie Kirk.
08:03:32.000 That's an ironic profile picture, is the word I'm looking for.
08:03:36.000 This Andrew guy.
08:03:40.000 I don't like you, Andrew.
08:03:42.000 You probably show up to my events. 1.00
08:03:44.000 Socialism sucks, idiot. 1.00
08:03:46.000 And you love big government. 1.00
08:03:49.000 Andrew K.'s a good guy.
08:03:51.000 K stands for Comey.
08:03:53.000 I hear numpads just like racketing back and forth.
08:03:57.000 Sorry, I'm playing Guitar Hero.
08:03:59.000 Oh, okay.
08:04:01.000 What?
08:04:01.000 Wait, wait, wait.
08:04:04.000 You have a fucking time machine? 1.00
08:04:04.000 What? 1.00
08:04:06.000 Holy shit, that's crazy. 1.00
08:04:07.000 No, I have your own hero on PC. 1.00
08:04:10.000 Oh, shit, hey, look at that. 0.99
08:04:11.000 That's pretty cool. 1.00
08:04:13.000 You're gonna have a time machine and beam bread lines.
08:04:15.000 It's gonna be like the medieval ages if you let someone run it through like some software.
08:04:21.000 It's called Clone Hero.
08:04:23.000 It's like, uh, it's imperfect, but it's supposed to be like, I'm playing Gimme Shelter by the Rolling Stones.
08:04:33.000 Never heard of the Rolling Stones.
08:04:36.000 I know there was some hippie group, I think.
08:04:39.000 America will never be a socialist country.
08:04:42.000 Yeah, it will be.
08:04:43.000 But when Bernie Sanders comes to power, there's gonna be a second.
08:04:47.000 Bernie's not gonna win, dude.
08:04:49.000 Donald Trump.
08:04:50.000 Donald Trump won in Texas, right?
08:04:53.000 Texas is blue, though.
08:04:55.000 Only gained supporters, bro.
08:04:56.000 I don't think he's really lost like anybody.
08:04:58.000 It's about winning over the white working class, and as much of a fraud Bernie Sanders as he offers them an illusion of realism.
08:05:07.000 They might vote for him.
08:05:08.000 It depends if they swap or not.
08:05:10.000 Donald Trump is going to get 70% of the black vote.
08:05:14.000 Bernie Sanders is objectively the strongest candidate that the Democrats have right now. 0.99
08:05:17.000 You guys are racist, though.
08:05:18.000 That's not saying much, though, is it?
08:05:20.000 Listen, I mean, whatever, but if he wins, right?
08:05:23.000 South is gonna be free.
08:05:24.000 Have you not heard of the black leadership song? 0.76
08:05:27.000 Okay, do you want the South to be a separate country? 0.96
08:05:31.000 Yes, that's great.
08:05:33.000 If that's the case, then vote for Bernie Sanders.
08:05:37.000 I will do exactly that. 0.80
08:05:40.000 Nigger, the South is not gonna split. 1.00
08:05:43.000 Hey, hey, watch the language over here. 0.98
08:05:45.000 All right, it's great how you said it and then left immediately afterwards. 1.00
08:05:50.000 Absolute pussy. 1.00
08:05:52.000 Brave guy, huh? 1.00
08:05:54.000 Can't hear something.
08:05:55.000 I can only hear the cheesehead. 0.89
08:05:57.000 I can hear the Irish, like Keith Woods LARPer. 0.66
08:06:00.000 I can hear. 0.94
08:06:01.000 Can you hear me?
08:06:03.000 Yeah.
08:06:03.000 That's it, I think.
08:06:03.000 Boy.
08:06:04.000 Well, socialism is responding.
08:06:08.000 Oh, no.
08:06:08.000 You?
08:06:09.000 I'm just fucking listening. 0.99
08:06:10.000 This is. 1.00
08:06:12.000 Do you guys agree socialism sucks? 1.00
08:06:14.000 Yes, socialism sucks, and Andrew Kay is a. 1.00
08:06:17.000 Capitalism is fucking based. 1.00
08:06:20.000 Capitalism is fucking based. 1.00
08:06:23.000 Well. 1.00
08:06:24.000 Anarcho capitalism is the best system ever devised.
08:06:27.000 You literally have autism. 1.00
08:06:30.000 You're literally retarded. 1.00
08:06:31.000 You're a fucking prick, dude. 1.00
08:06:32.000 Oh my god. 1.00
08:06:34.000 You good, buddy?
08:06:35.000 I was like, what's the matter, dude?
08:06:37.000 What's your problem? 1.00
08:06:38.000 Fucking dickbag, dude, on GTA. 1.00
08:06:40.000 You just blew my shit up. 1.00
08:06:41.000 Oh, okay. 1.00
08:06:42.000 I'm not gonna lie, you're mad at us.
08:06:43.000 I was like, whoa, hey, take it easy.
08:06:47.000 That's so funny.
08:06:48.000 Hey. 0.99
08:06:50.000 By the way, some fucking guy just wrote no and left. 0.99
08:06:55.000 Sorry, he's getting rid of this. 0.99
08:06:56.000 Yeah, I can't understand.
08:06:57.000 He sends a private message.
08:07:00.000 Yeah, no one can understand you, dude. 1.00
08:07:03.000 You're a foreigner, bro. 1.00
08:07:04.000 Sorry. 0.89
08:07:06.000 Yeah, dude, I'm a turning point USA president.
08:07:09.000 What up?
08:07:11.000 Wait, he said that like twice now.
08:07:13.000 Yeah, literally nobody cares, okay? 0.56
08:07:16.000 No, he asked if any homosexuals are in chat. 0.98
08:07:21.000 Are you homosexual? 0.81
08:07:22.000 Yeah. 1.00
08:07:23.000 Vegan is a homosexual, right? 0.99
08:07:24.000 By the way. 1.00
08:07:26.000 Vegan is a butt muncher. 1.00
08:07:29.000 Is that true? 0.98
08:07:30.000 Yeah, yes, he likes traps.
08:07:31.000 He was a vegan.
08:07:32.000 He was a vegan.
08:07:33.000 He was alright, but you know, he's.
08:07:36.000 So does Lil Jesus.
08:07:37.000 What's wrong with that?
08:07:39.000 My favorite rapper.
08:07:39.000 Who?
08:07:41.000 I've never heard of him.
08:07:41.000 He was a trapper.
08:07:45.000 Is this an Irish rapper? 1.00
08:07:48.000 Yeah.
08:07:49.000 I love Irish rap. 1.00
08:07:52.000 Now, guys, are you going to vote for Biden in the fucking elections? 0.99
08:07:57.000 You always say Jordan Peterson. 0.99
08:08:00.000 Yeah. 0.50
08:08:01.000 The hell? 0.89
08:08:03.000 Well, they're basically the same person if you think about it. 0.97
08:08:06.000 Isn't he like dead?
08:08:07.000 Didn't he like ODD?
08:08:08.000 Peterson or Boyd?
08:08:09.000 That guy.
08:08:10.000 Nah, he's just.
08:08:11.000 He's on heroin.
08:08:11.000 He's just.
08:08:12.000 He's on crack.
08:08:13.000 Yeah. 0.97
08:08:14.000 Guys, do you guys have any good K pop servers? 0.99
08:08:18.000 Yes, actually. 1.00
08:08:19.000 You wanna get fucking bent? 0.99
08:08:21.000 Yeah, get the fuck out of here. 1.00
08:08:26.000 Isn't K pop just another example of like imperialism? 0.98
08:08:29.000 Yeah, K pop is like J pop, but it's for retorts. 1.00
08:08:32.000 Yeah, both are retards. 1.00
08:08:34.000 No, stop. 1.00
08:08:37.000 No, no, J pop is for high intellectuals.
08:08:39.000 That's what is that?
08:08:40.000 What are you saying?
08:08:42.000 I thought you meant like Jewish pop.
08:08:45.000 Yeah, here you go in voice. 1.00
08:08:48.000 There's some K pop. 0.99
08:08:50.000 Okay. 0.61
08:08:50.000 Oh, thanks. 0.61
08:08:51.000 I'm into J pop, okay? 0.99
08:08:53.000 No, I don't want your shitty music. 0.99
08:08:56.000 I want a server. 1.00
08:08:57.000 I want to go talk to some K pop fans. 1.00
08:09:00.000 Why?
08:09:01.000 Is there like a server when there's only people with the right political opinion?
08:09:05.000 I can red pill them.
08:09:07.000 No one can understand you.
08:09:08.000 I want to red pill them on social media.
08:09:09.000 Is there a server with people with only the right political opinion? 1.00
08:09:12.000 Can you shut the mic out of your ass, idiot? 1.00
08:09:16.000 I can shut up your ass if you want. 1.00
08:09:18.000 Please. 1.00
08:09:19.000 Whoa. 1.00
08:09:20.000 Fag alert. 1.00
08:09:21.000 Again, turning to me. 1.00
08:09:23.000 President, you guys ever hear Ramrance?
08:09:27.000 Yeah, I'm ranch.
08:09:29.000 You mean Ramrance?
08:09:30.000 No, I mean Ramrance.
08:09:31.000 He's a turning point.
08:09:32.000 28 US Marines are pulling up in black, four-drop.
08:09:38.000 No, play it.
08:09:42.000 What do you think of Benny Johnson?
08:09:48.000 Are you actually being serious right now?
08:09:50.000 Like, do you actually support Turning Point USA? 0.99
08:09:51.000 Yes, why do you keep fucking asking? 0.98
08:09:53.000 Why don't you? 0.99
08:09:54.000 He's clearly saying it like.
08:09:56.000 You're saying it like you're joking, but then you're like kind of serious about it.
08:10:00.000 I'm dead serious, bro. 0.99
08:10:02.000 I can't fucking tell. 0.99
08:10:03.000 It's pissing me off. 0.99
08:10:05.000 Nah, he has to be fucking kidding. 0.99
08:10:07.000 I'm not joking. 0.99
08:10:09.000 Ask me anything.
08:10:10.000 Ask me anything about turning point.
08:10:11.000 You're joking.
08:10:12.000 You're joking. 0.97
08:10:13.000 Are you low IQ? 0.97
08:10:13.000 Hold on. 0.97
08:10:15.000 You asked if homosexuals were in the chat, and he said, I'm here.
08:10:18.000 Obviously, he's joking. 0.99
08:10:20.000 Bro, I can't see in the chat, man.
08:10:22.000 I'm playing.
08:10:25.000 We have a budget of 22 million.
08:10:28.000 Foster freeze.
08:10:32.000 First owner.
08:10:34.000 Wow, that's epic, bro.
08:10:36.000 No one cares, dude.
08:10:38.000 Ask me a question.
08:10:39.000 Ask me a question about Turning Point USA.
08:10:42.000 Okay, I'll ask you a question.
08:10:45.000 How old is Charlie Kirk?
08:10:47.000 I believe he's 25, but I don't know.
08:10:49.000 That's incorrect.
08:10:50.000 He's 26.
08:10:52.000 Oh, well, I.
08:10:53.000 I didn't even know the answer to that question.
08:10:55.000 I was just asking him.
08:10:58.000 Who butters Charlie's bread?
08:10:59.000 That's my question.
08:11:01.000 I don't know, Benny Johnson? 0.99
08:11:03.000 Who bothers his ass? 0.99
08:11:05.000 No, don't answer that. 0.99
08:11:07.000 You guys are so funny.
08:11:08.000 I want to know.
08:11:08.000 Bro, so funny.
08:11:10.000 I like it.
08:11:14.000 Can I get a cringe check?
08:11:16.000 Yeah, can I get a cringe check in chat, please?
08:11:19.000 Checked. 1.00
08:11:20.000 By the way, stop sending me gay shit, okay? 1.00
08:11:23.000 Fucking hip. 1.00
08:11:24.000 Hey, watch the language, alright? 1.00
08:11:26.000 Relax.
08:11:28.000 This guy's out of control.
08:11:29.000 Iron is a butt muncher. 1.00
08:11:30.000 This non American is out of control. 1.00
08:11:33.000 Alright, guys, I'm getting sick of this chat. 1.00
08:11:35.000 I'm about to go join this furry chat.
08:11:38.000 Weird.
08:11:39.000 Weird guy.
08:11:41.000 Have fun with that.
08:11:42.000 What?
08:11:42.000 Yo, there's only one furry Discord server with 50 people on it.
08:11:46.000 Do you have something against individualism?
08:11:48.000 Yes.
08:11:49.000 You want to have a debate about individualism?
08:11:52.000 Yes.
08:11:53.000 The free market?
08:11:54.000 Yes.
08:11:55.000 Collectivism?
08:11:56.000 I read Adam Smith's book, okay?
08:11:58.000 I read the whole thing.
08:11:59.000 I didn't ask you, okay? 0.99
08:12:00.000 I can't fucking understand you. 1.00
08:12:02.000 No, fuck you. 1.00
08:12:03.000 I read the fucking book, okay? 1.00
08:12:05.000 Yeah, nobody can understand what you're saying right now. 1.00
08:12:08.000 I read the book!
08:12:09.000 Can't, yeah, stop trying because nobody can understand you. 1.00
08:12:14.000 Okay, shut the fuck up, right? 1.00
08:12:15.000 Try speaking English. 1.00
08:12:17.000 What accent?
08:12:18.000 The book?
08:12:18.000 Yeah, what accent?
08:12:19.000 The Wealth of Nations is speaking Chinese right now. 1.00
08:12:22.000 Hold on. 1.00
08:12:24.000 Let's take a deep breath.
08:12:27.000 Yeah, everybody relax.
08:12:29.000 Getting a little heated in here.
08:12:32.000 Spicy!
08:12:33.000 Ha, yeah.
08:12:34.000 In which year did Adam Smith publish his book?
08:12:38.000 Adam Smith is cringe, dude.
08:12:39.000 Come on.
08:12:40.000 Really?
08:12:40.000 Anyway.
08:12:42.000 Adam Smith is the smartest man who ever lived.
08:12:44.000 Oh, the second smartest after myself.
08:12:46.000 Who's talking over volatile?
08:12:48.000 Sorry, what'd you say?
08:12:49.000 Have you watched Hunter Avalon's most recent video? 1.00
08:12:52.000 No, he's gay. 0.65
08:12:53.000 Hey, Hunter Avalon is not gay.
08:12:56.000 Am I wrong? 0.87
08:12:57.000 Am I wrong about that?
08:12:58.000 Yeah.
08:12:59.000 Hunter Avalon is the gayest looking straight boy.
08:13:04.000 That's what he says in his videos. 0.97
08:13:04.000 Ugh. 0.97
08:13:06.000 Hello? 0.96
08:13:07.000 He may look gay, but he's actually straight.
08:13:08.000 Which comment has said that? 1.00
08:13:11.000 Dude, stop speaking Chinese in here.
08:13:14.000 I'm not really a big fan of Hunter Avalon. 0.98
08:13:16.000 Dude, why?
08:13:17.000 Why?
08:13:17.000 Why, though?
08:13:18.000 What does he study?
08:13:18.000 I just.
08:13:20.000 He has the studies.
08:13:25.000 He has all the studies.
08:13:28.000 On everything.
08:13:29.000 I don't know.
08:13:30.000 Maybe it's his attitude?
08:13:32.000 What's wrong with his attitude?
08:13:35.000 I don't know.
08:13:35.000 I just don't really like him as a person.
08:13:37.000 Why, though?
08:13:42.000 I don't know.
08:13:44.000 It's very rare.
08:13:45.000 Sounds like you don't have any facts to back up your claim.
08:13:48.000 I don't.
08:13:50.000 You can't even back up your opinion with any sort of objective facts.
08:13:53.000 Typical liberal.
08:13:54.000 Can't even bat.
08:13:55.000 See, Hunter Avalon smokes liberal.
08:13:57.000 Typical liberal.
08:13:58.000 He's even watching a rap.
08:13:58.000 Yep.
08:14:01.000 Typical lib.
08:14:02.000 Bro.
08:14:03.000 I'm tired.
08:14:04.000 I wanted Hunter Avalon to debate Mark Fuentes.
08:14:08.000 Mark Fuentes.
08:14:09.000 Yeah, that would have been a good one.
08:14:11.000 Is Hunter Avalon a good debater?
08:14:15.000 Hunter Avalon would have demolished him.
08:14:15.000 No.
08:14:18.000 Yeah.
08:14:20.000 I don't even know who the other guy is. 1.00
08:14:22.000 That Mark Fuentes guy is a fucking idiot. 1.00
08:14:24.000 He's that racist. 1.00
08:14:27.000 I'm gonna look this guy up real quick. 0.97
08:14:29.000 Mark Fuentes.
08:14:30.000 Mark Fuentes.
08:14:33.000 Check. 1.00
08:14:34.000 Just see pictures of fat Mexican dudes. 1.00
08:14:37.000 I was about to say, I'm just seeing fat Mexican dudes on here. 1.00
08:14:41.000 And they all look like the same dude, though. 0.98
08:14:45.000 Mark Fuentes, rape arrest. 1.00
08:14:50.000 Sounds about right. 1.00
08:14:52.000 Yeah, sounds about right. 1.00
08:14:53.000 Some liberal rapist. 1.00
08:14:55.000 Mark Fuentes, Holocaust. 1.00
08:14:57.000 Look up.
08:14:57.000 What's that about folklore?
08:14:58.000 Sorry, I couldn't hear you.
08:15:00.000 Mark Fuentes Hall.
08:15:02.000 Right here.
08:15:03.000 Who is the mysterious Holocaust believer, Mark Fuentes? 0.73
08:15:09.000 White majoritarian and identify Yavropa conspiracist. 0.82
08:15:14.000 Identify Yavropa. 0.57
08:15:23.000 Wait, his name's Nick Fuentes.
08:15:24.000 I don't know. 1.00
08:15:25.000 Hey, what the fuck, man? 0.99
08:15:26.000 Is that Vulvasat you have in the video about this? 1.00
08:15:32.000 Vegans.
08:15:34.000 In January 2019, Fuentes aired a monologue which compared the Holocaust to a cookie baking operation. 0.69
08:15:41.000 Bruh.
08:15:43.000 That sounds like some bad optics to me.
08:15:45.000 I don't know, man.
08:15:46.000 This guy's pretty.
08:15:49.000 Tarted.
08:15:50.000 That's pretty cringe, man.
08:15:52.000 That's pretty based, actually.
08:15:54.000 Whoa.
08:15:56.000 Dude, do we have an anti Semite in here?
08:16:00.000 Alright. 1.00
08:16:00.000 Sin. 1.00
08:16:01.000 Dude, I'm calling Charlie.
08:16:03.000 Hey.
08:16:04.000 We wouldn't.
08:16:04.000 We wouldn't.
08:16:06.000 I'm so fucking sick of this. 0.96
08:16:07.000 Charlie's a smart guy. 0.99
08:16:09.000 A fan of the tribe, you know.
08:16:11.000 How could you ever go against our greatest talent? 0.99
08:16:15.000 Alright, I'm sick and tired of all you LARPing losers. 0.99
08:16:18.000 I'm leaving. 0.99
08:16:22.000 Bruh.
08:16:23.000 Dude, these people.
08:16:24.000 Stop following us.
08:16:26.000 You're ruining it if you.
08:16:27.000 Follow us. 1.00
08:16:28.000 All these fucking people that are in there are obviously. 1.00
08:16:32.000 Right, Jaden? 1.00
08:16:33.000 Yes. 0.99
08:16:35.000 Half that fucking chat just. 1.00
08:16:37.000 Yeah. 0.99
08:16:38.000 All these people start joining.
08:16:39.000 Stop!
08:16:40.000 You're ruining it!
08:16:41.000 It's not fun if you ruin it like that.
08:16:45.000 Sheesh.
08:16:46.000 I want to be in a Discord with Nick.
08:16:50.000 So cringe. 0.99
08:16:51.000 You're ruining the schmood.
08:16:56.000 If everybody piles in like that, then we can't do it.
08:16:59.000 It ruins the whole effect. 1.00
08:17:02.000 And then people are going to be in there like, you know, the white working class. 1.00
08:17:06.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00
08:17:08.000 Not funny. 1.00
08:17:08.000 Shut up. 1.00
08:17:10.000 Not funny. 1.00
08:17:11.000 Cringe.
08:17:16.000 We got to find one and not give away the name. 0.67
08:17:21.000 I agree.
08:17:22.000 I can't give away the name.
08:17:24.000 A completely random topic, too.
08:17:26.000 Not even a politics one.
08:17:27.000 Because they'll find us quicker that way.
08:17:30.000 Yeah.
08:17:30.000 For real.
08:17:30.000 Yeah.
08:17:33.000 Completely off the wall. 1.00
08:17:35.000 Dude, I'm looking through the popular ones, and all it is is trannies and furries. 1.00
08:17:45.000 Oh, wow, there's a dating one. 1.00
08:17:48.000 Hey!
08:17:52.000 Let's see.
08:17:55.000 Okay, I'm on the top, I'm on the bumped ones.
08:17:57.000 We have GTA V, Mental Health, Chroma Gaming.
08:18:04.000 404 Language Not Found.
08:18:06.000 Pretty Pastels.
08:18:09.000 What is this?
08:18:10.000 Dating.
08:18:11.000 Art channels. 0.99
08:18:11.000 I want to go meet a woman. 0.99
08:18:12.000 I want to go meet a woman.
08:18:14.000 Enchanting Ropes, a fun and casual role play server based around bondage. 0.99
08:18:19.000 Yeah, I know.
08:18:23.000 Girls are Pretty is a brand new 18 and up female only server for women who love women.
08:18:29.000 We are trans friendly. 0.99
08:18:30.000 Dude, should we go in there and be like, ah, shit, damn it, I keep giving it the name. 1.00
08:18:36.000 Fuck. 1.00
08:18:37.000 You should go in there and be like, hey, hey, Toots. 1.00
08:18:42.000 Hey, Toots.
08:18:44.000 It's, uh, hi, I'm Silver.
08:18:46.000 I'm a trans girl.
08:18:49.000 I'm Blossom.
08:18:51.000 Hey, I'm, uh, Charity. 1.00
08:18:54.000 Can I fuck you right now? 1.00
08:18:57.000 I'm getting my dick chopped off next week. 1.00
08:19:01.000 I'm about to get my tits put in place. 1.00
08:19:06.000 Let's see. 1.00
08:19:09.000 Nerd stuff. 0.96
08:19:10.000 Hey, sexy gamer. 1.00
08:19:11.000 What the fuck? 1.00
08:19:13.000 Hey, sexy gamers, nerds, and geeks. 1.00
08:19:16.000 18 and up area. 0.81
08:19:17.000 Nudes, hentai, kinks, BDSM, cosplay.
08:19:22.000 But there's also DD, Minecraft, Pokemon, cute pets, anime, VIP giveaway.
08:19:36.000 Teen Hangout.
08:19:37.000 Yeah, that's a bad idea.
08:19:39.000 Bad idea.
08:19:41.000 A friendly teen server for anyone to join.
08:19:43.000 Yeah, that's not problematic.
08:19:46.000 Could you imagine?
08:19:46.000 Who would make a server called Teen Hangout?
08:19:49.000 That's like, hi, I. You can even imagine who's making that. 0.77
08:19:54.000 Let's see.
08:19:56.000 Avatar.
08:19:58.000 There's an Avatar server.
08:20:01.000 Avatar roleplay.
08:20:03.000 I want to do some Avatar roleplay.
08:20:05.000 Yo, I'm Aang.
08:20:11.000 Let's see.
08:20:14.000 Nah, nothing going on in voice, though.
08:20:17.000 Lame.
08:20:18.000 Nothing happening in voice.
08:20:21.000 Bye. 1.00
08:20:26.000 Bro, I'm trying to get access to this shit. 0.99
08:20:29.000 I'm on a dating server. 0.99
08:20:31.000 Bro, give me the link.
08:20:33.000 I'm trying to get in first.
08:20:34.000 I can't see if there's even people in here.
08:20:38.000 Let's see.
08:20:39.000 How do we sort by the biggest server?
08:20:47.000 Let's do this.
08:20:49.000 Let's see.
08:20:51.000 Okay, this is kind of funny.
08:20:56.000 Okay, okay, okay.
08:20:57.000 It's kind of funny, though.
08:20:59.000 I hope there's someone in voice, though.
08:21:02.000 Nobody in voice.
08:21:02.000 Link me.
08:21:03.000 Lame. 1.00
08:21:06.000 Dude, these suck. 1.00
08:21:07.000 The ones that you gotta click through all this shit. 1.00
08:21:09.000 Fuck off. 1.00
08:21:11.000 Let me in. 1.00
08:21:14.000 Damn it. 0.99
08:21:15.000 None of these are really that active. 0.99
08:21:18.000 I know.
08:21:19.000 The problem is, it's 6 in the morning, so it's probably not a lot of people hanging around.
08:21:26.000 Excuses. 0.99
08:21:37.000 Just let me in the fucking Discord. 0.97
08:21:41.000 Click the check mark. 1.00
08:21:43.000 Click this.
08:21:44.000 Click that.
08:21:45.000 Just let me in.
08:21:50.000 Bless you.
08:21:52.000 Thank you. 0.76
08:21:54.000 What the heck?
08:22:00.000 I was on a dating one and it was like 13. 0.66
08:22:04.000 Select your age 13, 14, 15, 16, 17.
08:22:07.000 It's like, dude, what?
08:22:09.000 Why is there 13, 14, 15?
08:22:11.000 Why are they on here? 1.00
08:22:15.000 Cute femboy twinks, furries, LGBT community.
08:22:20.000 Friendships, dating, and cute porn channels. 0.94
08:22:23.000 Oh, nice.
08:22:24.000 I'm going to avoid that one.
08:22:25.000 Thanks. 1.00
08:22:26.000 Cute pornography check. 0.86
08:22:32.000 Every one of these servers has a different vetting process.
08:22:35.000 It's not conducive to a speedy search here.
08:22:41.000 I found one of two whole people that are sitting in a music room together.
08:22:48.000 I don't think that this.
08:22:54.000 Oh, here we go.
08:22:56.000 I just gotta do this. 1.00
08:22:58.000 Yay, so many gay servers. 1.00
08:23:04.000 Ah, nobody in voice? 1.00
08:23:05.000 Seriously?
08:23:09.000 Are you kidding me?
08:23:10.000 It said there were like a million people online.
08:23:12.000 There's nobody online.
08:23:12.000 ahhh Man!
08:23:36.000 There's not any cool servers.
08:23:38.000 You guys keep ruining it.
08:23:39.000 We find a good server, and then people be like, oh, hi, hey.
08:23:44.000 Oh, let's try this.
08:23:45.000 Let's see if we can find something cool here, maybe.
08:24:05.000 UGHHHHHH What the heck?
08:24:22.000 I'll be, uh, whatever. 0.67
08:24:25.000 Let's just do that.
08:24:32.000 Do you find anything volatile?
08:24:34.000 Oh, he's not in the call anymore.
08:24:37.000 LOL.
08:24:39.000 Uh, how do I get on the thing with him?
08:24:41.000 There we go. 0.70
08:24:44.000 Hey, what the heck? 0.94
08:24:48.000 Um, you left, bro. 0.99
08:24:50.000 You left!
08:24:51.000 No, you left first and I left and I tried to call you back and you didn't pick up.
08:24:55.000 Oops.
08:24:57.000 Okay, I found one.
08:24:58.000 I found one.
08:24:59.000 Okay, okay.
08:24:59.000 DM it to me.
08:25:00.000 DM it to me. 0.99
08:25:01.000 This one's fucking epic. 0.99
08:25:03.000 Okay. 0.99
08:25:05.000 I will not read it.
08:25:06.000 I will not read it when you send it.
08:25:09.000 All right, you're going to have to type a little bit to get in.
08:25:12.000 What?
08:25:12.000 Not much.
08:25:13.000 You just have to.
08:25:13.000 What do I have to.
08:25:17.000 Bruh.
08:25:18.000 There's so many people.
08:25:18.000 No, no, no.
08:25:20.000 There's so many people.
08:25:22.000 All right.
08:25:23.000 Uh,.
08:25:23.000 What do I have to do?
08:25:24.000 Just this?
08:25:25.000 Why do I.
08:25:26.000 I just have to type.
08:25:28.000 Oh, don't.
08:25:29.000 You're going to give it away.
08:25:31.000 Okay.
08:25:31.000 All right.
08:25:34.000 Oh, no.
08:25:34.000 I'm ready.
08:25:37.000 Bruh.
08:25:38.000 No.
08:25:39.000 What even is this?
08:25:41.000 Oh.
08:25:41.000 I don't.
08:25:42.000 Oh, okay.
08:25:42.000 I thought it was different than what it is.
08:25:45.000 No.
08:25:47.000 I thought it was something weird, but it's not.
08:25:52.000 But it's not.
08:25:52.000 It's pretty standard.
08:25:56.000 Doesn't matter what room.
08:25:56.000 Should we go into the same room?
08:25:58.000 Yeah, probably.
08:25:59.000 Yeah.
08:26:00.000 I'm not streaming.
08:26:01.000 I hosted you, dog.
08:26:03.000 Oh, hey, thanks for the host, bro.
08:26:05.000 Oh, let's go in.
08:26:07.000 Oh, that's.
08:26:09.000 Oh, we can't go in there, I don't think, right?
08:26:13.000 Hello?
08:26:15.000 Hello?
08:26:16.000 Hey, what's up?
08:26:18.000 Yeah, playing Overwatch.
08:26:19.000 What about you?
08:26:20.000 Epic?
08:26:21.000 I'm playing Guitar Hero.
08:26:22.000 You won.
08:26:25.000 Nice, dude.
08:26:26.000 Proud of you.
08:26:27.000 Thanks.
08:26:35.000 I got stunned out of my queue. 0.99
08:26:37.000 What the fuck? 1.00
08:27:01.000 He deafened. 1.00
08:27:03.000 Man.
08:27:04.000 He started coughing in the microphone and he deafened himself.
08:27:09.000 Man.
08:27:10.000 I'm going to try and find Volatile.
08:27:10.000 All right.
08:27:13.000 I don't even know what this server is.
08:27:15.000 I don't even know what these different rooms are supposed to be.
08:27:20.000 Let's see.
08:27:21.000 Where's he going?
08:27:23.000 Okay.
08:27:25.000 That's where he is.
08:27:26.000 All right.
08:27:26.000 I'm going to track down Volatile.
08:27:31.000 I want in on this conversation.
08:27:33.000 There you go. 1.00
08:27:34.000 I need my shot at Katie.
08:27:37.000 I'm your father, hey?
08:27:39.000 Katie's my mom, Corey's my father.
08:27:43.000 I need my shot. 1.00
08:27:44.000 I'm shooting my shot at my Australian woman. 1.00
08:27:48.000 What are you doing, cunt? 1.00
08:27:50.000 And your shot has missed. 1.00
08:27:51.000 What are you doing? 1.00
08:27:52.000 I'm shooting my shot at your fucking face, cunt. 1.00
08:27:56.000 Whoa. 1.00
08:27:57.000 Alright.
08:27:58.000 I don't need to comment.
08:27:59.000 I don't need to comment.
08:28:02.000 What'd you just say? 1.00
08:28:03.000 Your mic's shit, bro. 1.00
08:28:05.000 I can't. 1.00
08:28:05.000 What'd you just say? 1.00
08:28:06.000 You fucking heard me, cunt. 1.00
08:28:07.000 No, I heard you. 1.00
08:28:08.000 Hey, don't go after my mom. 1.00
08:28:11.000 You know what I fucking said. 1.00
08:28:13.000 No, I don't. 1.00
08:28:14.000 Me and my father will pee on you. 0.99
08:28:16.000 You did. 1.00
08:28:17.000 Socialism sucks. 1.00
08:28:17.000 Hey, dad. 1.00
08:28:18.000 Yeah, I'm gonna shit in your shoe, cunt. 1.00
08:28:21.000 Gonna be your mother. 1.00
08:28:21.000 Fuck off. 1.00
08:28:26.000 If my father's gonna kill you, then I'll pee on you. 1.00
08:28:30.000 You know Charlie Kirk. 1.00
08:28:32.000 Oh, it's up, he's down.
08:28:35.000 Oh, it's up.
08:28:35.000 Guys, look.
08:28:36.000 Katie's not going to date you because you're yelling at people in the Discord.
08:28:40.000 Katie's already dating me. 1.00
08:28:41.000 Come fucking fuck off. 1.00
08:28:44.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
08:28:45.000 Now Maestro's pissed. 1.00
08:28:46.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
08:28:47.000 No, that's her choice. 1.00
08:28:49.000 Oh, okay. 1.00
08:28:50.000 So you're a cock. 1.00
08:28:51.000 So, Katie, what do you do? 1.00
08:28:53.000 Do you just sit here? 0.99
08:28:54.000 So, I mean, I'm a cock. 1.00
08:28:54.000 I have a cock. 1.00
08:28:55.000 They actually date each other. 0.99
08:28:58.000 That's the thing.
08:28:59.000 Okay. 1.00
08:29:00.000 So, Katie, do you just sit in here and ask for male attention? 1.00
08:29:03.000 Or what do you do? 1.00
08:29:05.000 What is the point of doing this? 0.95
08:29:06.000 Do you just join VCs and just f***ing simp and when it doesn't get your way, you turn into an insult, bro? 0.92
08:29:11.000 Yes. 1.00
08:29:13.000 You just fucking sway into an insult, bro. 1.00
08:29:13.000 Is that how it goes? 1.00
08:29:17.000 Katie would beat your ass, bro. 1.00
08:29:18.000 Katie would beat the fuck out of you. 1.00
08:29:20.000 I know she would. 1.00
08:29:21.000 She was just in jail like fucking yesterday, bro. 1.00
08:29:24.000 I had to battle her out. 1.00
08:29:25.000 Guess what?
08:29:26.000 That's what I think. 1.00
08:29:28.000 I like being bitch in my women. 1.00
08:29:32.000 Sure, she'll miss a picture. 1.00
08:29:33.000 We gotta tell you about that.
08:29:34.000 That was so funny.
08:29:36.000 It's a nice job.
08:29:37.000 Did he go into jail?
08:29:38.000 Yeah, bro.
08:29:38.000 Why are you.
08:29:40.000 Oh, I fucking retouched. 1.00
08:29:42.000 Katie pulled the wool over my fucking ass. 1.00
08:29:44.000 I don't even know what's going on right now. 1.00
08:29:47.000 What happened?
08:29:49.000 What happened?
08:29:50.000 How much do you weigh?
08:29:50.000 Dude.
08:29:51.000 You can explain. 1.00
08:29:52.000 Shut up. 0.99
08:29:52.000 Information that is not. 0.99
08:29:54.000 And Corey.
08:29:55.000 Corey.
08:29:55.000 So let me get this straight.
08:29:56.000 Corey's retouched.
08:29:58.000 Alright, Steve.
08:29:59.000 Tell the story.
08:30:00.000 Can I say something?
08:30:01.000 Hold on.
08:30:02.000 So Corey's dating Katie. 0.97
08:30:04.000 Katie sits in the Discord where three men sit and jerk off to Katie's voice. 0.82
08:30:09.000 Corey dates Katie. 0.96
08:30:11.000 I'm her son.
08:30:11.000 What?
08:30:12.000 Maestro, you guys still listen to him, idiot. 1.00
08:30:15.000 No, I just want to say something to him. 1.00
08:30:18.000 Like, he won't shut the fuck up. 0.97
08:30:19.000 I muted that Ultra Virgin ages ago. 1.00
08:30:22.000 Oh, shit, dude. 1.00
08:30:23.000 Corey's pissed. 1.00
08:30:24.000 Bandage gone.
08:30:26.000 Can I say something, though?
08:30:27.000 Like, to you?
08:30:28.000 Yeah, say the story. 1.00
08:30:28.000 Women can't speak. 1.00
08:30:30.000 I won't allow it. 1.00
08:30:34.000 You recognize it?
08:30:34.000 Nope.
08:30:34.000 I'm not allowed.
08:30:36.000 And just wait for male attention. 1.00
08:30:38.000 But you're the one giving me all the fucking attention. 1.00
08:30:40.000 I'm not giving you attention. 1.00
08:30:41.000 I'm calling out your gay sims. 1.00
08:30:43.000 Maestro is a He's simping out. 1.00
08:30:46.000 He came in here and wanted to see you.
08:30:49.000 Bye, honey. 1.00
08:30:50.000 Have a good fucking life. 1.00
08:30:53.000 Pick some up, though, I was meant to bring me home a McDonald's ice cream. 1.00
08:30:58.000 Dan, I don't mind you.
08:30:59.000 Dan, listen to me.
08:31:00.000 You need to get out of here.
08:31:01.000 All right.
08:31:02.000 If you can still hear me, Dan.
08:31:03.000 I'm so sorry for you, buddy.
08:31:04.000 Save yourself.
08:31:05.000 You can tell the story, Claire.
08:31:06.000 You know what I mean?
08:31:08.000 I didn't hear the same thing.
08:31:09.000 You didn't hear the same thing?
08:31:11.000 No.
08:31:12.000 She was in a different room.
08:31:13.000 Oh, that's what I'm saying.
08:31:14.000 Okay. 0.56
08:31:15.000 So I'm at my mate's house having a freaking call. 0.79
08:31:19.000 Unless Cheesehead has a phone.
08:31:20.000 My phone was on charge in his room, and I was just sitting around, blah, blah, blah.
08:31:23.000 And I'm like, oh, yeah, I'll go and check my phone.
08:31:25.000 So I go into his room.
08:31:27.000 What's yours?
08:31:28.000 Well, that's what's up.
08:31:31.000 Yo.
08:31:32.000 Yo.
08:31:33.000 Yeah, so.
08:31:34.000 Aiden, so this is where you get when you beat the boss.
08:31:37.000 This is like the boss room where you can take out any weapon you want. 0.99
08:31:40.000 So I'm gonna take the AA 12 and pack a punch that mother. 1.00
08:31:47.000 God damn. 1.00
08:31:50.000 Hello. 1.00
08:31:52.000 Yo.
08:31:53.000 Hey, look, it's that activist guy from the other one.
08:31:55.000 That's so funny.
08:31:56.000 Wait, who is this?
08:31:58.000 He was in the last.
08:32:00.000 Aw, bro.
08:32:01.000 Go away.
08:32:01.000 Dude, go away.
08:32:03.000 What are you talking about?
08:32:04.000 It's so weird that we. 0.55
08:32:05.000 You are out of your mind.
08:32:07.000 It's so strange that we keep running into people. 0.99
08:32:10.000 Unless you are.
08:32:12.000 I blocked them.
08:32:16.000 Very strange.
08:32:17.000 We're getting cyber stalked.
08:32:19.000 Can you believe that?
08:32:21.000 I'm going to call.
08:32:24.000 So, Katie.
08:32:26.000 What's going on in Call.
08:32:29.000 Oh, wow.
08:32:29.000 Some guy from the right server with a Michael Enoch Avi following us.
08:32:36.000 Yeah, blocked.
08:32:37.000 Dude, just stop.
08:32:38.000 Oh, my gosh.
08:32:40.000 Jeez. 1.00
08:32:42.000 Suck. 1.00
08:32:45.000 Alright. 1.00
08:32:46.000 Dude. 1.00
08:32:47.000 Shut up. 1.00
08:32:48.000 I'm muting you. 1.00
08:32:49.000 You fucking suck. 1.00
08:32:51.000 Fuck off. 1.00
08:32:53.000 Seriously. 1.00
08:32:54.000 We have to hide the name.
08:32:55.000 Sorry, Thomas.
08:32:56.000 You're getting mixed into this.
08:32:57.000 You probably don't even know what's up.
08:32:59.000 I'm in the middle of watching Supernatural. 0.99
08:33:02.000 I have no fucking clue. 0.99
08:33:04.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.99
08:33:08.000 You don't know.
08:33:09.000 That's okay.
08:33:11.000 These two guys are.
08:33:13.000 These two, like 12 year olds, like, yo, yo, 16.
08:33:20.000 What's up, crew?
08:33:23.000 We're all 18, 17, 16, right?
08:33:25.000 These two, yeah, we were just making a lot of noise, like, we're just shouting and laughing and all that.
08:33:31.000 I love having a good time, I love a laugh, yeah, all of it, yeah.
08:33:38.000 And then Miguel looked at the two 12 year olds and just started saying, Sorry for disturbing you, you said it, man. 0.99
08:33:48.000 Classic, so there's one woman on this whole server, and everyone just beats their dick to her. 0.99
08:33:54.000 What's what goes on? 0.99
08:34:05.000 Oh, oh, basically, it's fine. 1.00
08:34:17.000 It's fine for him being abusive as long as he's multicultural about it. 1.00
08:34:34.000 Hey, hey, hey, hey, I knew who it is. 1.00
08:34:55.000 It's Ali A. 1.00
08:34:56.000 I bet it was Chris Brown because she got beaten the fuck up. 1.00
08:35:00.000 I beat my dick like Chris Brown's wife. 1.00
08:35:03.000 Spooky, we're going to need to talk later. 0.99
08:35:05.000 If this is things you're interested in. 1.00
08:35:07.000 Hey, Granny, you're scary. 1.00
08:35:09.000 Let me join. 1.00
08:35:10.000 Let me join.
08:35:13.000 I'm going to talk with you anytime, dog.
08:35:15.000 Y'all some thirsty young fellas.
08:35:23.000 I'm waiting.
08:35:27.000 Who's this?
08:35:28.000 Keys Head 69.
08:35:30.000 Hey.
08:35:32.000 Hi, what's up?
08:35:34.000 What's going on?
08:35:35.000 I don't know what you're saying, bro.
08:35:40.000 What?
08:35:40.000 I got ASMR going on here.
08:35:43.000 Can you speak up?
08:35:48.000 I can't hear you.
08:35:49.000 Hey, hey, I'm a.
08:35:52.000 What's up? 1.00
08:35:53.000 Shut the fuck up, bitch. 1.00
08:35:57.000 What? 1.00
08:35:58.000 Okay.
08:35:58.000 What?
08:35:59.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00
08:36:00.000 I can't hear you. 1.00
08:36:02.000 Shut the fuck up, bitch. 1.00
08:36:05.000 Why are you trying to sleep if you're on Discord? 1.00
08:36:10.000 Why are you on Discord if you're trying to sleep?
08:36:21.000 Did you?
08:36:21.000 She deafened herself.
08:36:25.000 Ah, damn it. 1.00
08:36:26.000 They muted us. 1.00
08:36:27.000 I'll get you a pair of earphones!
08:36:32.000 There's Dan in here. 1.00
08:36:34.000 God damn it. 1.00
08:36:35.000 Shut up, Selfie. 1.00
08:36:37.000 What's wrong with you? 1.00
08:36:38.000 How about you sing now?
08:36:41.000 You're here.
08:36:42.000 Dan, what's wrong with you?
08:36:44.000 I've heard you sing.
08:36:44.000 Ah, they muted us.
08:36:45.000 They can't even hear.
08:36:47.000 Hey, wait, who is muted and who is not muted us?
08:36:50.000 Dan, did you mute me?
08:36:51.000 Uh.
08:36:54.000 Dude.
08:36:54.000 Dan, did you mute me?
08:36:56.000 What a total fag. 1.00
08:36:57.000 Dan muted me. 1.00
08:36:59.000 Yeah, he muted all of us.
08:37:01.000 Did Zelfie mute me?
08:37:03.000 Did you leave?
08:37:03.000 Yeah.
08:37:04.000 Cringe.
08:37:05.000 I muted everyone. 1.00
08:37:07.000 Damn it. 0.99
08:37:08.000 Alright. 1.00
08:37:09.000 We gotta move on.
08:37:10.000 Then we need to rush.
08:37:12.000 Aww.
08:37:13.000 I'll ask him a single selfie.
08:37:24.000 Hello?
08:37:26.000 Hello there.
08:37:27.000 Hey!
08:37:28.000 What's up?
08:37:32.000 Hello?
08:37:33.000 You.
08:37:34.000 What's up?
08:37:38.000 I was talking to you and then I just jumped off.
08:37:41.000 I just ran off the building.
08:37:43.000 Yeah.
08:37:45.000 I hear you, big guy.
08:37:48.000 I know, I'm playing a game, so I just ran off my accent.
08:37:51.000 Nah.
08:37:52.000 Yeah.
08:37:52.000 Hate when that happens, right?
08:37:54.000 Yeah, like, you know, when you're like, let's see who you're talking to, and then basically, you know, you're just distracted, and then basically, you're like, I totally get it, dude.
08:38:04.000 I'm playing Fortnite right now.
08:38:05.000 I'm totally distracted by you.
08:38:09.000 Yeah, yeah, that's how it goes.
08:38:12.000 I'm playing, like, The Jedi Fallen Order, so, like, you know, it's just like.
08:38:15.000 The Jedi, what?
08:38:18.000 Star Wars The Jedi Fallen Order.
08:38:20.000 Oh, yeah, that's a good one.
08:38:22.000 That's a good song.
08:38:22.000 Yeah, I'm playing again.
08:38:23.000 I'm bored, so I just thought, you know, I'm going to play again.
08:38:26.000 Yeah, I hear you.
08:38:26.000 I can play again.
08:38:28.000 You know, I completed in like a day.
08:38:29.000 Yeah, yeah, that's good stuff.
08:38:33.000 I love Star Wars.
08:38:35.000 Big Star Wars fan myself.
08:38:39.000 Yeah, I'm a big Star Wars fan as well.
08:38:41.000 Yeah.
08:38:42.000 Have you, um.
08:38:45.000 Apparently they might do Star Wars Battlefront 3.
08:38:48.000 What?
08:38:50.000 Apparently they might do Star Wars Battlefront 3.
08:38:52.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, that's going to be good.
08:38:55.000 I don't know, though.
08:38:56.000 I didn't like the first.
08:38:59.000 The new Battlefronts.
08:39:00.000 They don't really care for them.
08:39:02.000 Number two.
08:39:03.000 What, Star Wars Battlefront 2.
08:39:04.000 It's actually improved a lot.
08:39:06.000 They've actually made it better.
08:39:07.000 Yeah?
08:39:08.000 With the update?
08:39:10.000 Yeah, no, they've made it better.
08:39:11.000 They've made it completely better.
08:39:13.000 I don't know.
08:39:14.000 I prefer the old Battlefront 2.
08:39:16.000 Classic.
08:39:18.000 Yeah, the classic one can't be beat.
08:39:19.000 It can't be beat.
08:39:21.000 So true.
08:39:21.000 Yeah, never.
08:39:22.000 Never.
08:39:23.000 ever.
08:39:55.000 Where'd you go, bro?
08:39:57.000 That's only if it was a four person room I couldn't join.
08:40:00.000 Oh, okay.
08:40:01.000 I was going to say. 0.98
08:40:03.000 That was pretty funny with the girls. 1.00
08:40:07.000 Yeah, fucking weirdos, dude. 1.00
08:40:10.000 Yeah, it's kind of a weird server we're in. 1.00
08:40:12.000 I know. 0.97
08:40:13.000 It's just one girl in a server and a bunch of dudes in there. 1.00
08:40:17.000 Oh, wait.
08:40:19.000 There's links to other servers in here.
08:40:22.000 Yes, sir.
08:40:24.000 But there's not much going on.
08:40:27.000 Excuse me.
08:40:28.000 And then these other ones. 1.00
08:40:32.000 Female selfies. 0.87
08:40:33.000 Women are posting pictures of themselves. 0.99
08:40:38.000 Jaden, don't click it. 1.00
08:40:39.000 Don't do it. 1.00
08:40:41.000 They're all fucking gross. 1.00
08:40:44.000 Jaden, don't go in there. 1.00
08:40:47.000 They're not inappropriate. 1.00
08:40:49.000 I think that's a tranny. 1.00
08:40:51.000 I don't know what that looks more like a boy. 1.00
08:40:57.000 Were you in female selfies? 0.99
08:40:57.000 Ugh. 0.99
08:41:00.000 Male. 1.00
08:41:00.000 I'm going to male selfies. 1.00
08:41:02.000 Oh my gosh. 0.88
08:41:04.000 Now it all makes sense.
08:41:06.000 Oh, we got to find all the people we were talking to.
08:41:09.000 Dude, let's see if we could find the people that we were talking to.
08:41:13.000 Oh my lord, dude.
08:41:14.000 These men, every single one of them, all Coomer's face.
08:41:20.000 Ew, this guy's kissing. 0.69
08:41:22.000 It's like one normal looking guy, and then several that look like school shooters. 1.00
08:41:29.000 It's a lot of non white. 1.00
08:41:31.000 Like, uh, that's it's very. 1.00
08:41:34.000 How many homos? 1.00
08:41:36.000 There's definitely something to the, uh, experience of the non white as they, oh, what in the world? 1.00
08:41:44.000 Holy shit. 1.00
08:41:45.000 Look up, look at the guy. 0.99
08:41:48.000 I don't know.
08:41:49.000 I'll DM it.
08:41:51.000 Give me the time stamp.
08:41:54.000 Give me the time stamp.
08:41:55.000 Ah, time stamp?
08:41:56.000 Let me see.
08:41:59.000 It's, uh, yesterday, 9 45.
08:42:03.000 Let me scroll down.
08:42:05.000 Bruh, what in the world?
08:42:08.000 He's a guitar player, too.
08:42:09.000 Wait, wait.
08:42:10.000 Yesterday at 9 45 a.m.?
08:42:12.000 Big fat guy, yeah.
08:42:14.000 Oh, God. 1.00
08:42:20.000 Big Chungus mode. 0.98
08:42:22.000 Oh, no, no, no. 0.97
08:42:23.000 Look up by yesterday, 1 56 a.m. 1.00
08:42:27.000 Talk about Big Chungus. 1.00
08:42:28.000 Holy shit. 1.00
08:42:29.000 I literally can smell him from here. 0.99
08:42:31.000 I can literally, it's like wafting over the scent.
08:42:34.000 He's wearing some kind of a Metallica t shirt.
08:42:38.000 Yeah, that's about right.
08:42:39.000 That's about right. 0.98
08:42:41.000 Yeah, there are a lot of blacks in here. 1.00
08:42:42.000 Look at those hands. 1.00
08:42:43.000 Holy shit. 1.00
08:42:44.000 He looks like a super mutant. 1.00
08:42:46.000 He looks like one of those Left 4 Dead.
08:42:48.000 What?
08:42:50.000 He looks like a boomer from Left 4 Dead. 0.82
08:42:52.000 There's a lot of blacks and a lot of Asians.
08:42:52.000 Yeah.
08:42:55.000 Yeah, dude.
08:42:55.000 I'm telling you.
08:42:56.000 There's something to it.
08:42:58.000 That guy's.
08:42:59.000 Yeah, that's scary and depressing. 1.00
08:43:05.000 Okay, well, fuck. 1.00
08:43:07.000 Um,. 1.00
08:43:09.000 Why are the.
08:43:10.000 What?
08:43:11.000 What?
08:43:11.000 Go to call room 8.
08:43:12.000 Is this a guy or a chick? 0.90
08:43:24.000 Call room 8?
08:43:26.000 Oh, no, Some of these pictures are so bad.
08:43:32.000 What the.
08:43:33.000 What the?
08:43:34.000 What?
08:43:36.000 Man.
08:43:38.000 Human inequality.
08:43:40.000 It's a very.
08:43:40.000 That's like sad.
08:43:43.000 Oh, Jaden's not here anymore.
08:43:44.000 I gotta go to his call room.
08:43:48.000 What the f?
08:43:49.000 That's didn't need to see that. 0.99
08:43:53.000 Yikes, did not need to see that one either.
08:43:56.000 All right, let me let me rendezvous with Jaden here.
08:44:00.000 Was that the one I was just in?
08:44:01.000 I though, I think. 1.00
08:44:04.000 No hot girls, there's no hot girls, and you just unsolicitly send pictures of your junk. 0.99
08:44:11.000 What that's what this guy's talking about currently. 0.99
08:44:15.000 What is he talking about?
08:44:16.000 That's what you do on this server.
08:44:17.000 I just want to send pictures.
08:44:19.000 No, he's still in here.
08:44:20.000 No, I'm here.
08:44:21.000 Oh, it's just this guy.
08:44:23.000 Yeah.
08:44:24.000 Continue your story.
08:44:25.000 I don't want to talk for you.
08:44:26.000 Go for it. 0.99
08:44:28.000 I was saying that I just send girls dick pics, then they block me. 1.00
08:44:31.000 Gross. 0.99
08:44:32.000 Why'd you do that? 0.99
08:44:37.000 What?
08:44:42.000 What?
08:44:43.000 You keep cutting out when you say it.
08:44:43.000 You cut out.
08:44:44.000 I don't know what you're saying.
08:44:46.000 It worked once.
08:44:49.000 Oh, it worked.
08:44:51.000 What do you mean?
08:44:53.000 Like she sends it.
08:44:54.000 She sent pics back. 0.94
08:44:56.000 Oh, why don't you just look at pornography? 1.00
08:44:58.000 Why does it?
08:44:59.000 I don't understand, dude.
08:45:06.000 I don't get it.
08:45:07.000 I don't. 1.00
08:45:07.000 So, you sit in here and you get women, ah, it just doesn't make sense. 1.00
08:45:11.000 And looking through it, there were no attractive women. 1.00
08:45:15.000 I'm just with you. 0.99
08:45:17.000 Oh, okay.
08:45:18.000 So, what's the point?
08:45:20.000 I'm like, I'm actually curious.
08:45:22.000 I don't get what's the point of sitting in the server. 1.00
08:45:27.000 When all the women are gross and the men are just a bunch of fucking idiots. 1.00
08:45:33.000 To talk to all the retards. 1.00
08:45:34.000 Okay. 1.00
08:45:36.000 Well, if that's accurate, it's funny.
08:45:38.000 I guess, but I don't think you were joking.
08:45:41.000 Why are you here?
08:45:42.000 We're hanging out.
08:45:44.000 We're looking for love.
08:45:47.000 Oh.
08:45:48.000 How's that going for you?
08:45:50.000 It's going really well.
08:45:52.000 I'm in Turning Point, USA.
08:45:56.000 That's awesome, bro.
08:45:59.000 Do you know what that is?
08:46:01.000 I've heard of it.
08:46:03.000 It means I'm a homosexual. 0.50
08:46:09.000 And I'm looking for.
08:46:09.000 You want to tell me more?
08:46:11.000 I'm looking for men.
08:46:12.000 I don't know why that's so funny.
08:46:21.000 I don't know why that's so funny.
08:46:27.000 We're all laughing, so.
08:46:30.000 Dude, I feel like I need to puke or something.
08:46:33.000 I'm feeling nauseous.
08:46:35.000 Why? 0.99
08:46:35.000 Oh, we ate a bunch of shit earlier, didn't you? 0.99
08:46:37.000 That Q Doba. 1.00
08:46:40.000 And then the pasta.
08:46:42.000 You guys know each other?
08:46:44.000 No.
08:46:45.000 We met in here recently.
08:46:48.000 We're lovers.
08:46:48.000 Oh, okay.
08:46:49.000 Yep.
08:46:50.000 Yep. 0.72
08:46:53.000 You guys are gay lovers? 0.92
08:46:55.000 You got it. 0.87
08:46:55.000 Yep. 0.87
08:46:56.000 Do you know who Benny Johnson is?
08:46:58.000 He groomed me.
08:46:59.000 Yeah. 1.00
08:47:01.000 We are Benny Johnson's sex slaves. 0.99
08:47:03.000 It's very, very bad human trafficking stuff. 1.00
08:47:06.000 He threatened to kill my parents.
08:47:09.000 So, you know, we have to do things now.
08:47:14.000 You want me to do a.
08:47:14.000 Yeah.
08:47:16.000 Is this like a consensual sex slave thing, or do you want me to let you do it? 0.96
08:47:19.000 No, there's nothing.
08:47:21.000 The police, everyone's in the pocket of this guy.
08:47:24.000 The police are controlled.
08:47:26.000 The government's, you know, they're no help.
08:47:28.000 So, we've accepted it.
08:47:29.000 We've moved on.
08:47:30.000 How can I help you?
08:47:32.000 Nobody can help us except for God when he decides to release us from this misery.
08:47:32.000 We can't.
08:47:38.000 But until then, yeah, Benny Johnson.
08:47:41.000 We got to do all that goofy stuff.
08:47:45.000 But it's Benny Johnson.
08:47:47.000 I think I'm going to go hit on Josh in chat room 9. 0.99
08:47:50.000 See if he thinks socialism sucks. 0.98
08:47:53.000 In chat room 9? 0.98
08:47:54.000 Yeah, alright.
08:47:55.000 Let's see what Josh does.
08:47:56.000 He's the one below us.
08:47:57.000 Yeah.
08:47:58.000 It's nice talking, Anna.
08:47:59.000 Yeah, nice to talk to you.
08:48:03.000 You guys trying to ditch me, or do you want me to come with you to Josh?
08:48:07.000 Hmm.
08:48:08.000 I don't know.
08:48:09.000 Are we on that level yet?
08:48:10.000 I don't know.
08:48:13.000 You told me about your gay lover, so. 1.00
08:48:15.000 I'm going to solicit dick pictures, so. 1.00
08:48:15.000 Feel free to join us. 1.00
08:48:19.000 Yeah, I feel like we're good friends.
08:48:21.000 Okay.
08:48:25.000 Wow.
08:48:26.000 Hey, what's up, Josh?
08:48:26.000 Okay.
08:48:29.000 Hey.
08:48:30.000 How's it going, man?
08:48:31.000 I'm excited to see you guys.
08:48:32.000 Yeah, great to see you, man.
08:48:33.000 I'm reading your bio there.
08:48:35.000 Long time no CM, all right?
08:48:35.000 I see you.
08:48:37.000 Yeah.
08:48:40.000 Yeah, dude.
08:48:42.000 I see that you're Dom.
08:48:43.000 You're Dom.
08:48:44.000 You like coding and you like sexting.
08:48:47.000 Can you tell me a little bit about that, Josh? 1.00
08:48:50.000 That's gay.
08:48:51.000 I mean, uh, I mean, like, of course, I mean, I like to be dominant because, I mean, that's fun to me, right? 0.76
08:48:58.000 I mean, to girls, right? 0.71
08:49:00.000 Sounds sinful. 1.00
08:49:02.000 And, I mean, that's like, this, the, this, like, really biology, biology, biology, what is it called?
08:49:08.000 Okay, fair enough.
08:49:09.000 What is that accent?
08:49:10.000 Where are you from?
08:49:11.000 I'm German.
08:49:12.000 German?
08:49:13.000 Nice. 0.98
08:49:14.000 I think that's pretty biological, right? 0.99
08:49:15.000 I mean, the man was, I mean, the woman's not fucking the man, the man is fucking the woman, right? 0.99
08:49:21.000 So. 0.99
08:49:26.000 Okay.
08:49:27.000 Continue.
08:49:27.000 What about that?
08:49:29.000 I mean, I don't do coding, but I really like it.
08:49:32.000 But I think I will never have enough time and power to do it, to actually be a programmer or something.
08:49:39.000 So that's about it.
08:49:41.000 So, what brings you to the server?
08:49:43.000 What brings you to the server?
08:49:47.000 I think I saw this on a YouTube video once, like this server, right?
08:49:53.000 And I joined two months ago or something.
08:49:56.000 Or something, and I always had a great time talking to people here, so that's why I stay here.
08:50:00.000 That's why I have you found love.
08:50:04.000 I mean, I'm not searching for like love here because I mean, I'm I prefer to have someone in my area, you know.
08:50:10.000 And I live in Germany.
08:50:11.000 What are you searching for?
08:50:14.000 I think I'm a little bit lonely, so I maybe like someone to talk, or maybe like I think I mean, I of course I have my friends, but I mean, it's different to talk to someone, and I like to speak English, and I can like.
08:50:26.000 Improve right, and also, I mean, I think I can be I can like play some different roles that I can't be like in real life, right?
08:50:35.000 And I mean, that's a good way to like experiment on myself.
08:50:40.000 So, yes, do you have any further questions?
08:50:46.000 Why do you think you have an attractive voice?
08:50:49.000 Leave him alone.
08:50:50.000 I'm not saying you don't, I'm just saying, by the way, I am a part of Turning Point USA, Josh, therefore, I like boys.
08:50:59.000 But I don't have.
08:51:02.000 I mean, I'm not hitting on you or anything.
08:51:04.000 You have an excellent voice.
08:51:05.000 But Nakamura, you need to shut up and let Josh talk, alright?
08:51:09.000 We're interviewing Josh.
08:51:10.000 I never. 0.99
08:51:11.000 What do you think about Descendants when I said, like, guys fuck goats? 0.99
08:51:18.000 I was very offended because I believe in the individual. 0.99
08:51:22.000 And I believe you can do anything that you want dogs, cats, men, women, horses.
08:51:27.000 I don't care.
08:51:28.000 So, I mean, like.
08:51:30.000 I mean, you said you're like boys, right? 1.00
08:51:33.000 Homosexual, yeah, Turning Point USA. 0.95
08:51:36.000 And I mean, can you like live your role everywhere? 0.91
08:51:40.000 Is it accepted? 0.98
08:51:43.000 In Turning Point USA, it's more than accepted because basically everyone in the organization is a homosexual. 0.79
08:51:48.000 What is Turning Point USA? 0.64
08:51:50.000 Can you explain to me?
08:51:53.000 Basically, a grooming operation for grown men to get with younger boys, a couple women here and there, but basically, that's what it is under the guise of libertarianism.
08:52:11.000 How do I join?
08:52:12.000 Wait, I will just look for it.
08:52:14.000 Just give me a second.
08:52:28.000 I was from like looking.
08:52:30.000 If you want to follow me, my name's Lance Videos on all social media.
08:52:36.000 Lance Videos?
08:52:37.000 Yeah.
08:52:42.000 So, how old are you guys?
08:52:44.000 I'm 18.
08:52:45.000 I'm 17.
08:52:48.000 Whoa.
08:52:49.000 What?
08:52:52.000 Rules say no underage people.
08:52:54.000 Oh, did I say 17? 0.98
08:52:55.000 I misspoke.
08:52:56.000 Yeah, you meant 18.
08:52:58.000 And you said, like, all good, bro.
08:52:59.000 All good, bro.
08:53:00.000 Like, about the turning point, you said, like, you were going for your younger boys.
08:53:04.000 Well, I mean, what's the age on that?
08:53:06.000 No, I'm 18.
08:53:08.000 I get groomed by older men.
08:53:11.000 What does groomed mean?
08:53:12.000 Sorry, my English is not that well. 0.99
08:53:14.000 Basically, they just, you know, like to essentially have sex with me. 0.99
08:53:22.000 And you like this, or? 0.98
08:53:25.000 Yeah, I'm really into older, like, meme lords, you know, taking me down.
08:53:29.000 Yeah.
08:53:31.000 They have the best memes.
08:53:32.000 They have the best memes. 0.97
08:53:34.000 I mean, that's a big criteria to have sex, right? 0.89
08:53:34.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.89
08:53:39.000 I'm confused, bro.
08:53:41.000 Best memes in the game.
08:53:44.000 I mean, I'm not sure if you're like joking or something.
08:53:46.000 No, I'm laughing because I'm looking at Benny Johnson memes right now.
08:53:49.000 You guys should look up Benny Johnson.
08:53:52.000 Send me one.
08:53:53.000 All right, let me post it in general.
08:53:55.000 You guys should follow him.
08:53:57.000 He actually is, he considers himself a meme lord.
08:54:01.000 He single handedly, I don't know what you guys think of Donald Trump, but.
08:54:05.000 He basically won him the election because.
08:54:10.000 Again, meme lord.
08:54:11.000 So let me find this.
08:54:13.000 Guys, don't get me wrong, but I have to do a really important phone call.
08:54:17.000 So it was nice talking to you.
08:54:18.000 Wow, more important than the meme lord, huh?
08:54:21.000 Wow, oh my god, I'm such a bad human. 0.74
08:54:24.000 You really are.
08:54:25.000 Wow, he was so lonely a minute ago, and now he's so popular.
08:54:30.000 Yeah, I mean, like, maybe that's my problem why I'm staying lonely, am I right?
08:54:35.000 Yeah, I keep ditching all your friends.
08:54:38.000 Who do so much for you?
08:54:40.000 Yeah, I'm so sorry.
08:54:41.000 Who took an interest in you?
08:54:43.000 I feel so bad now, but I still have to go.
08:54:46.000 Hey, take a break.
08:54:46.000 That's okay.
08:54:47.000 Goodbye, guys.
08:54:48.000 Have a nice one, yes?
08:54:49.000 Bye bye.
08:54:49.000 Have a nice one.
08:54:50.000 Bye bye.
08:54:51.000 Wow, he really bailed quick.
08:54:55.000 I'm upset. 0.99
08:54:55.000 What the fuck was that? 0.99
08:54:56.000 He didn't like gay people. 1.00
08:54:58.000 Yeah, everyone. 1.00
08:54:59.000 Fucking faggot. 1.00
08:55:02.000 You're going to send me that? 1.00
08:55:04.000 What's his name?
08:55:05.000 No.
08:55:08.000 Let's see.
08:55:09.000 Are there any other chat rooms we haven't been in yet?
08:55:11.000 Which one we got to go to?
08:55:12.000 I don't know.
08:55:13.000 I don't know.
08:55:15.000 Have we been in call room two yet?
08:55:19.000 What about six?
08:55:19.000 We have been in six yet?
08:55:20.000 I don't fucking know. 0.96
08:55:22.000 We can go to whatever one. 0.98
08:55:23.000 Kid in call room three streaming Call of Duty.
08:55:27.000 I think we went to that one already with Aiden. 0.99
08:55:33.000 Some of these people in here are so fucking sad. 0.94
08:55:35.000 Why are all these. 1.00
08:55:36.000 It's like trans. 1.00
08:55:39.000 What the fuck, dude? 1.00
08:55:40.000 It's like this fat guy doing an anime face with an obvious wig on. 1.00
08:55:45.000 What are you doing? 0.97
08:55:46.000 Dude.
08:55:47.000 I don't know.
08:55:47.000 I need to stop playing up this, though.
08:55:50.000 Yeah, dude, stop saying you can't.
08:55:53.000 Stop.
08:55:55.000 It's like, I don't know.
08:55:57.000 Everyone in the chat is like.
08:55:59.000 Everyone in chat is like, this is cringe.
08:56:01.000 This is weird.
08:56:03.000 Alright.
08:56:05.000 Whoops. 1.00
08:56:06.000 Look, chat, it's a fucking joke. 0.99
08:56:09.000 What made it worth it was when you said Lance. 0.99
08:56:12.000 When you said Lance videos.
08:56:15.000 That was the home run.
08:56:17.000 Yeah, we're streaming.
08:56:20.000 So don't say the, ah, what the?
08:56:23.000 You got to go to.
08:56:24.000 What is this?
08:56:27.000 Oh, it's non binary.
08:56:28.000 That's what that stands for.
08:56:30.000 Yeah, dude.
08:56:31.000 Go into the selfies section.
08:56:33.000 It's like a.
08:56:34.000 Yeah, it's like a toxic waste dump.
08:56:34.000 NBGF?
08:56:39.000 It's like.
08:56:39.000 I don't even know.
08:56:40.000 People are saying you got to delete the VOD. 0.98
08:56:42.000 I'm going to get fucking toasted. 0.97
08:56:43.000 It's like Half Life. 0.99
08:56:46.000 Guys, it's called a joke. 0.98
08:56:48.000 How am I supposed to troll if I'm just like, yeah, I'm a BR fucking Chad? 0.97
08:56:53.000 What up? 0.98
08:56:55.000 So he says Jaden kind of getting into it.
08:56:58.000 It's very convincing.
08:57:00.000 Yeah, this other guy said Jaden having fantasies.
08:57:03.000 Someone's got Joker makeup.
08:57:06.000 Who's saying we need to delete?
08:57:07.000 I don't think we need to delete.
08:57:09.000 No, no.
08:57:10.000 Watch, watch.
08:57:11.000 This is going to be the next controversy.
08:57:13.000 Jaden going to get sued by TPSA? 1.00
08:57:18.000 What the fuck? 1.00
08:57:19.000 For joking? 1.00
08:57:20.000 I'm going to get sued?
08:57:25.000 Am I going to get sued for saying that, Nick?
08:57:28.000 No.
08:57:30.000 Did I say anything?
08:57:31.000 No, I don't know.
08:57:32.000 No, we gooch. 0.98
08:57:34.000 Yo, what the heck?
08:57:35.000 Dude, man, this is just depressing, some of these. 0.80
08:57:41.000 Great.
08:57:41.000 It really weighs on my conscience that this exists.
08:57:49.000 Let's do.
08:57:53.000 Hmm.
08:57:53.000 How about Brother Panda?
08:57:56.000 Oh, I muted.
08:57:57.000 Nah, never mind.
08:57:58.000 This RJC guy, I muted for.
08:58:01.000 Oh, why did I mute him?
08:58:04.000 Was he in.
08:58:05.000 Why did you mute him?
08:58:06.000 I don't know.
08:58:11.000 Hmm.
08:58:14.000 Everyone's vibing with the third guy in chat.
08:58:18.000 Let's go.
08:58:24.000 You want to go six?
08:58:24.000 Six?
08:58:27.000 Uh, yeah, sure.
08:58:29.000 Alright.
08:58:29.000 No, you know Emily, right?
08:58:31.000 Yeah.
08:58:32.000 Yeah, I know Emily. 1.00
08:58:33.000 There's fucking genders! 1.00
08:58:35.000 Pickle girl, right? 1.00
08:58:36.000 Yeah, there's, yeah.
08:58:37.000 You know that she sent my boy nudes?
08:58:39.000 Volatile. 0.98
08:58:40.000 Yeah, she did, huh? 1.00
08:58:42.000 How many genders are there? 1.00
08:58:44.000 Let's expose her. 1.00
08:58:46.000 18. 1.00
08:58:46.000 Shut the fuck up, right? 1.00
08:58:48.000 Jeez. 1.00
08:58:48.000 Oh, fuck, he's wrong with me. 1.00
08:58:49.000 Did this guy really just say 18? 1.00
08:58:51.000 What a fucking idiot. 1.00
08:58:52.000 Well, then. 1.00
08:58:53.000 There's only two genders. 1.00
08:58:55.000 There's two genders, that's right. 0.99
08:58:57.000 What are the genders that you can come out of the womb as? 1.00
08:58:59.000 I feel like I just hopped in a time machine. 1.00
08:59:03.000 The gender. 0.97
08:59:04.000 I flew back to 2015.
08:59:05.000 What is going on in this chat?
08:59:09.000 Oh.
08:59:10.000 Well, considering there's no debate channel, we're going to have to have it in Color Room 6.
08:59:14.000 Exactly.
08:59:15.000 Alright, so why are we debating this?
08:59:17.000 Because I'm chatting.
08:59:19.000 This is from 2015, haven't we?
08:59:21.000 Well, does it matter the year?
08:59:24.000 If I want to bring it back now, why do people still talk about the war?
08:59:26.000 That was quite a while ago.
08:59:27.000 What do people still talk about?
08:59:27.000 Yeah, literally.
08:59:28.000 All Americans do is talk about fucking war. 1.00
08:59:30.000 People still talk about politics that have happened in the past. 1.00
08:59:33.000 Let's still talk about it today.
08:59:34.000 What war? 0.99
08:59:36.000 This guy in the fucking courtroom one is talking about 1700s. 1.00
08:59:40.000 No way. 0.99
08:59:41.000 They still teach history in school, so.
08:59:46.000 I guess that's true.
08:59:47.000 Let's talk about this.
08:59:48.000 That's true.
08:59:49.000 Alright, yeah, let's talk about it.
08:59:51.000 There we go. 0.99
08:59:52.000 That's what I fucking thought. 1.00
08:59:54.000 Why should there be 18 genders when coming out of the womb, which any person would before they are born, or unless you're a test baby or whatnot? 1.00
09:00:03.000 If you're not born. 0.99
09:00:04.000 If you can explain it, then I'll listen to it, right?
09:00:08.000 If you can actually explain it.
09:00:09.000 Hunter Avalon has all the studies about this stuff.
09:00:13.000 You guys can really.
09:00:15.000 Hunter Avalon.
09:00:16.000 Who?
09:00:16.000 Who does all the studies?
09:00:19.000 Look.
09:00:21.000 So some person has wasted their life trying to prove that there's more than two genders.
09:00:26.000 Yeah. 0.98
09:00:28.000 Well, I'm glad you agreed that they wasted it.
09:00:31.000 No, no, no.
09:00:32.000 Well, you just said yeah when I said they wasted it. 0.93
09:00:34.000 There's bi-gender, there's boy, there's butch, there's cisgender, there's cissexism, there's demi-boy, demi-gender, demi-girl, dyed-it. 1.00
09:00:44.000 You're an idiot. 1.00
09:00:47.000 You are an idiot. 1.00
09:00:49.000 And do you believe that? 1.00
09:00:50.000 Wait, let's hear him out.
09:00:51.000 Let's hear him out.
09:00:53.000 Well, there's studies here that talk like I don't understand.
09:00:58.000 I guess I don't understand.
09:00:59.000 First, we need to, you know, we have to define what gender really means male or female.
09:01:06.000 Male or female.
09:01:07.000 No, see, you're wrong. 1.00
09:01:09.000 That is sick.
09:01:11.000 It is. 1.00
09:01:13.000 What the fuck is that thing talking? 0.99
09:01:15.000 In it. 1.00
09:01:18.000 Oh, Pickle Girl. 0.59
09:01:19.000 Pickle Girl. 0.99
09:01:21.000 Oh, Pickle Girl's here. 0.97
09:01:22.000 Hello. 0.96
09:01:23.000 Hello, Emily.
09:01:26.000 A conversation about gender.
09:01:29.000 Oh, they're attacking me for being trans.
09:01:32.000 We're not attacking you.
09:01:33.000 I didn't even know you were trans.
09:01:34.000 I didn't even know you were transgender, Sabina.
09:01:37.000 We're talking about Raven right now, about gender. 1.00
09:01:40.000 Nice butt, Emily. 0.96
09:01:41.000 So before you come in here about attacking me. 1.00
09:01:43.000 Emily, I wanna see that ass. 1.00
09:01:44.000 Get it right. 1.00
09:01:46.000 Yo, let me see that ass, Emily. 0.99
09:01:49.000 Guys, what is happening? 0.99
09:01:50.000 So, what?
09:01:51.000 I don't know.
09:01:53.000 It turned from a debate between three people to nine people.
09:01:56.000 Did I get leaked?
09:01:59.000 Can you send me a comment?
09:02:00.000 No, you got a link.
09:02:02.000 Right, so do you know if we test you for agenda, right?
09:02:10.000 If we test you for agenda, right?
09:02:13.000 This is such a boring conversation.
09:02:16.000 Then why are you in it?
09:02:16.000 Two choices.
09:02:17.000 Fuck off. 1.00
09:02:19.000 Alright, so question. 1.00
09:02:21.000 So I was born a male, okay?
09:02:24.000 Right, you still are a male.
09:02:26.000 If you have that test done now, it'll come back as a male.
09:02:28.000 Question. 1.00
09:02:29.000 So I had my penis removed. 1.00
09:02:31.000 And I've had breasts added. 1.00
09:02:34.000 I identify as a woman.
09:02:35.000 And I'm taking.
09:02:38.000 Does it make me a woman? 0.99
09:02:39.000 And you said there's two genders.
09:02:41.000 Am I able to become a woman? 1.00
09:02:43.000 No. 0.99
09:02:44.000 I mean, no, you can identify as a woman, but you're not a woman. 1.00
09:02:48.000 Deep down, you're not a fucking woman. 1.00
09:02:50.000 You're still a man. 1.00
09:02:51.000 Dude.
09:02:52.000 I disagree. 1.00
09:02:53.000 I'm listening, and I think he's a woman. 0.99
09:02:53.000 I disagree. 0.99
09:02:58.000 That man is a woman. 0.99
09:02:59.000 I think he's a man. 0.71
09:03:00.000 I'm telling you.
09:03:02.000 Cut off.
09:03:05.000 Are you telling me I'm not valid as a person?
09:03:07.000 This is why I'm not valid. 0.98
09:03:09.000 This is every fucking sensitive cut that I'm on about. 0.99
09:03:11.000 Bro, they're so fucking sensitive. 1.00
09:03:13.000 They always flip shit on him. 1.00
09:03:14.000 I fucking hate him. 1.00
09:03:16.000 Nobody's getting sensitive. 1.00
09:03:16.000 Oh! 1.00
09:03:18.000 We're just having an argument!
09:03:22.000 CEO's debates here is getting pissed. 1.00
09:03:25.000 Bro, you're all fucking sensitive. 0.99
09:03:27.000 That's why. 1.00
09:03:28.000 Nobody's sensitive.
09:03:29.000 We are proud transsexuals.
09:03:31.000 Nobody's sensitive here.
09:03:33.000 We're tough.
09:03:34.000 Lay it on us. 1.00
09:03:35.000 I fucking cut my dick off and you can say whatever you want to me. 1.00
09:03:42.000 I'm a tough woman. 1.00
09:03:43.000 I'm a tough bitch. 1.00
09:03:44.000 I understand why you're mad. 1.00
09:03:46.000 You're talking about me?
09:03:46.000 I understand why you're mad.
09:03:48.000 Yeah, I'm talking about you. 1.00
09:03:49.000 You really think that's fucking me, you thick bastard? 1.00
09:03:52.000 Uh, yes. 1.00
09:03:53.000 I would be perfect.
09:03:53.000 Are you like that?
09:03:56.000 Yeah, we are autistic.
09:03:58.000 What of it, mate?
09:03:59.000 We are autistic.
09:04:01.000 Come on, then.
09:04:03.000 Walk by it, mate.
09:04:04.000 We do have autism. 0.81
09:04:06.000 Your accent is astonishing.
09:04:08.000 What?
09:04:09.000 I understand.
09:04:10.000 What?
09:04:12.000 My name's Blood.
09:04:13.000 You're making fun of my accent, then?
09:04:16.000 No.
09:04:16.000 What?
09:04:18.000 No, shut the fuck up. 1.00
09:04:19.000 Get out of here, fake woman. 1.00
09:04:22.000 I'm white. 1.00
09:04:24.000 Yeah, I'm straight up white. 0.66
09:04:26.000 Can I join?
09:04:27.000 Is that a thing I can do?
09:04:29.000 What?
09:04:30.000 Can I identify as being black?
09:04:31.000 Yeah.
09:04:32.000 That's what I do.
09:04:32.000 Yeah.
09:04:34.000 What?
09:04:36.000 Can I identify as Jesus then?
09:04:38.000 No.
09:04:39.000 No.
09:04:39.000 Can I.
09:04:40.000 Well, no, all white is the same thing. 0.99
09:04:42.000 Wait, I can identify as a Smith. 0.92
09:04:44.000 No.
09:04:44.000 If you are identifying with things in your imaginary, then I can identify as Jesus.
09:04:49.000 Oh, okay. 0.71
09:04:50.000 All white people can identify as Jesus. 0.76
09:04:53.000 No. 0.79
09:04:54.000 If you want to.
09:04:55.000 No. 0.71
09:04:55.000 Why only white people? 0.71
09:04:56.000 Yeah. 1.00
09:04:57.000 I know why not black people? 1.00
09:04:59.000 Black people don't. 1.00
09:04:59.000 Can't do it. 1.00
09:05:00.000 I searched that. 1.00
09:05:01.000 White people do. 1.00
09:05:02.000 No, they could. 1.00
09:05:03.000 They could.
09:05:03.000 I'd be cool with that too.
09:05:05.000 You identify as Jesus. 1.00
09:05:05.000 White people don't. 1.00
09:05:07.000 It's more common for white people to identify as Jesus and then get fucked up. 1.00
09:05:13.000 This conversation is fucked up. 1.00
09:05:14.000 I'm full of retards. 1.00
09:05:16.000 What is going on? 1.00
09:05:17.000 I can't be in a conversation. 1.00
09:05:19.000 Everyone in this Discord is a fucking retard. 1.00
09:05:23.000 Except for me. 1.00
09:05:24.000 No, you are too. 1.00
09:05:26.000 No, you're the retard. 1.00
09:05:28.000 No, you're the retard. 1.00
09:05:30.000 No, you. 1.00
09:05:32.000 No, you.
09:05:33.000 No, uh, you are. 1.00
09:05:36.000 You're the retard. 1.00
09:05:38.000 We'll fucking go. 1.00
09:05:41.000 I will fucking. 1.00
09:05:44.000 I will smash your head into the concrete pavement. 1.00
09:05:48.000 I just muted my mic. 1.00
09:05:48.000 Hold on, bitch. 1.00
09:05:49.000 I had a good line. 1.00
09:05:50.000 Fuck you, bitch. 1.00
09:05:51.000 I will hit you in the head with a bicycle. 1.00
09:05:54.000 Until you bleed. 1.00
09:05:55.000 That ain't gonna do shit, bitch. 1.00
09:05:56.000 I'll throw a 20-pounder. 1.00
09:05:58.000 Are you hitting me?
09:05:58.000 A bicycle?
09:05:59.000 Against your head?
09:05:59.000 A bicycle?
09:06:00.000 You can't even pick up the bicycle, bitch. 1.00
09:06:02.000 You can't even pick up the bicycle. 1.00
09:06:04.000 I can pick up a bicycle right over my head and I'll throw it at you. 0.96
09:06:08.000 I will. 0.77
09:06:10.000 Yeah, yeah, I can.
09:06:11.000 I can bench 500 pounds. 1.00
09:06:14.000 I'm a fucking monster. 1.00
09:06:16.000 Yeah. 1.00
09:06:17.000 500 pounds. 1.00
09:06:19.000 I will thrust your head like a grape between my fucking legs. 1.00
09:06:25.000 I can squat. 1.00
09:06:26.000 A thousand pounds! 1.00
09:06:29.000 Between your legs again? 0.98
09:06:30.000 Yeah, yeah, that's right, bud. 0.97
09:06:32.000 So your ball sack can hold a thousand pounds?
09:06:35.000 Correct.
09:06:36.000 Correct.
09:06:37.000 I feel really bad for you, actually. 0.99
09:06:39.000 Because you probably got balls the size of a pea, bro. 1.00
09:06:42.000 I have huge testicles. 1.00
09:06:45.000 My testicles are bigger than your head. 1.00
09:06:49.000 Bro? 1.00
09:06:50.000 My testicles are bigger than your head. 1.00
09:06:53.000 Which isn't hard, because you have a tiny head, tiny pea brain. 1.00
09:06:58.000 Oh, yeah. 0.99
09:06:58.000 Oh, dude, I totally got a pea. 0.99
09:07:00.000 Tiny baby brain. 0.75
09:07:01.000 It's true.
09:07:02.000 100% though, I do.
09:07:03.000 Yeah, you do.
09:07:04.000 If you do.
09:07:05.000 Do you know Beetlejuice, bro?
09:07:06.000 No, I don't know. 1.00
09:07:09.000 Yeah, it looks like that shit. 1.00
09:07:12.000 Beetlejuice is stupid. 1.00
09:07:21.000 I don't know what that is. 1.00
09:07:23.000 I don't know.
09:07:25.000 I don't know what that is.
09:07:26.000 I don't know. 1.00
09:07:35.000 You could have a vagina, you're still a guy. 1.00
09:07:37.000 I do have a vagina. 1.00
09:07:38.000 Especially if you swish, bro. 1.00
09:07:40.000 You swish, bro. 1.00
09:07:40.000 I don't give a fuck what you're doing. 1.00
09:07:42.000 We had our dicks cut off at the same time. 1.00
09:07:42.000 I did. 1.00
09:07:44.000 You might as well just leave because we still have a vagina. 1.00
09:07:47.000 We used the same chainsaw. 1.00
09:07:50.000 You already know these motherfuckers in 2025, bro. 1.00
09:07:53.000 They cut off their dicks so they can go into the girls' bathroom and peep on them. 1.00
09:07:53.000 What? 1.00
09:07:58.000 Yeah, you got my hat.
09:07:58.000 Correct.
09:08:00.000 That's Lewis.
09:08:00.000 Hail.
09:08:01.000 I cut my dick off, Lewis. 1.00
09:08:02.000 That's what I'm here for. 1.00
09:08:03.000 Yo, pickle guy.
09:08:04.000 Yo, family guy check. 1.00
09:08:07.000 Her name's Bunny, you dipshit. 1.00
09:08:10.000 What? 1.00
09:08:10.000 What happened to Pickle Girl? 1.00
09:08:13.000 How did your guys' life change when you realized that the force was created to hold people back?
09:08:17.000 No, I see bunnies in here. 1.00
09:08:18.000 I said, where's Pickle Girl, nigga? 0.99
09:08:20.000 That literally is Pickle Girl, bruh. 0.50
09:08:22.000 That's not Pickle Girl.
09:08:22.000 She died.
09:08:25.000 Damn, Pickle Girl. 1.00
09:08:26.000 But the picture's a pickle, though. 1.00
09:08:28.000 It's Pickle Girl.
09:08:29.000 It is Pickle Girl.
09:08:30.000 Yeah, they just changed my head. 1.00
09:08:31.000 It is Pickle Girl.
09:08:33.000 Yeah, they just changed my head.
09:08:34.000 I put my head through my head through my head, though.
09:08:37.000 I put my head through my head through my head, though.
09:08:40.000 I put my head through my head through my head, though, so I can't do it again.
09:08:43.000 It's weird. 0.64
09:08:43.000 I'm just hoping for someone named Pickle Girl. 0.64
09:08:46.000 Yeah, bro.
09:08:47.000 Actually, though, last time I spent $240 on a monitor to smash my head through, my mom yelled at me.
09:08:55.000 I'm starting to realize, NZ56, you're a special kind of autist in that you're continuing to have a conversation with yourself.
09:09:03.000 Oh, dude, yeah, no, I'm totally autistic. 0.71
09:09:05.000 Like, I don't even know 2 plus 2. 1.00
09:09:06.000 That shit equals 6 or some shit, bro. 1.00
09:09:07.000 I don't even fucking know. 1.00
09:09:09.000 Oh, no. 1.00
09:09:09.000 Why do you talk like a. 1.00
09:09:11.000 Did you know?
09:09:12.000 Did you know I also wear a helmet?
09:09:14.000 Because I always smack my head against the wall.
09:09:16.000 Are you a spammer?
09:09:17.000 I don't understand everything.
09:09:18.000 You wear a helmet?
09:09:19.000 Yeah, I wear a helmet around everywhere.
09:09:21.000 I actually have a sword.
09:09:22.000 Because I like to smack my head on the wall.
09:09:25.000 I can't control myself. 0.97
09:09:27.000 Oh, yeah, no, I'm poorly Hispanic. 1.00
09:09:30.000 Yeah, I'm the wildest Hispanic in the world, bro. 1.00
09:09:34.000 Like, straight up, I could probably qualify if I was Hispanic.
09:09:38.000 I could probably qualify as an albino, like 100%. 0.88
09:09:43.000 Oh, here it is.
09:09:44.000 Oh, she DM'd me. 0.69
09:09:48.000 Epic, you got DM'd by a woman achievement. 0.94
09:09:51.000 Get oh, that's so fucking cool. 0.97
09:09:55.000 There it is. 0.81
09:09:57.000 No, it's about what she sent a booty pick to my buddy who's in the server. 1.00
09:10:01.000 Fucking stupid. 1.00
09:10:03.000 So Faithwalker. 1.00
09:10:04.000 Oh no, bro. 1.00
09:10:05.000 Australians send booty pics all the time. 1.00
09:10:07.000 Easy. 1.00
09:10:08.000 All you gotta do is buy them a beer and they'll sleep with you.
09:10:10.000 Maddie's, my dad told me that.
09:10:12.000 Boy, my, I wanna sleep with you.
09:10:17.000 That's crazy because we were, it was me, Daquan, Faithwalker.
09:10:20.000 You gave us all your Snapchat and then he sent a little card that said, uh, send one booty pick and you can't say no and then you sent him a booty pick.
09:10:28.000 That's crazy.
09:10:29.000 It's almost like I remember when it happened.
09:10:31.000 Bro! 1.00
09:10:32.000 Bitch, call Lion? 1.00
09:10:35.000 Biscollorian! 1.00
09:10:38.000 I am boring, you are boring. 0.99
09:10:40.000 Yeah, you're nearing his little cheese head. 1.00
09:10:40.000 Yeah, that sucks. 1.00
09:10:44.000 Fucking idiot. 1.00
09:10:45.000 Johnny, I'm only moderately tickled that you didn't receive a booty pick. 1.00
09:10:49.000 Does that mean you're probably projecting in this?
09:10:51.000 Yo, every.
09:10:53.000 I'm definitely not.
09:10:54.000 I would be leaving this chat if I wasn't playing guitar here.
09:10:57.000 Wait, wait, did you not just hear Johnny?
09:10:59.000 Do you guys need Q tips to clean your ear? 0.99
09:11:02.000 Like, literally, did you not just hear anything he fucking said? 1.00
09:11:05.000 No, you fucking dipshit. 1.00
09:11:06.000 You fucking screaming in your mic, retard. 1.00
09:11:08.000 I wasn't even fucking talking, dipshit. 1.00
09:11:10.000 I was fucking sitting here listening. 1.00
09:11:13.000 Who wants my. 0.99
09:11:13.000 Never mind. 0.99
09:11:14.000 I'm with you, Volatile.
09:11:15.000 I wish NZ56 would maybe just let him not talk for a minute. 1.00
09:11:18.000 He's a fucking trainee. 0.99
09:11:19.000 He doesn't even get a say in any of this. 1.00
09:11:22.000 Alright, NZ56, I'll give you a challenge.
09:11:24.000 I'll give you $5 PayPal if you can be silent for two whole minutes.
09:11:26.000 Go.
09:11:27.000 Jeez, that was the worst.
09:11:30.000 That voice chat was like just mega cringe. 1.00
09:11:30.000 Holy shit. 1.00
09:11:35.000 That one guy was talking, like, I don't know, man. 1.00
09:11:40.000 We go in there to troll people, and then it's like you realize how dumb the average person is. 0.89
09:11:45.000 I guess the average person's hangout on Discord is, and that's like, oh, we're trolling ourselves. 0.93
09:11:51.000 Oh, wait a second.
09:11:52.000 I'm trolling my own brain, actually.
09:11:55.000 Jeez.
09:11:56.000 It was funny at first when that one guy was just like advanced.
09:12:00.000 I knew a lot of people in middle school like that.
09:12:03.000 Just like straight up feel alcohol mode.
09:12:08.000 Like your mom was drinking alcohol when she had you, and now you're permanently dull.
09:12:14.000 Somebody goes, this isn't fun anymore.
09:12:16.000 I don't know.
09:12:17.000 I don't know if it's entertaining or not for people watching.
09:12:20.000 It must be because, you know, it's still 1,300 people watching, but it's just like I don't know.
09:12:26.000 I feel like dirty after going into these servers.
09:12:28.000 It's like, I don't know.
09:12:32.000 I'm going to catch back up with Jaden, though.
09:12:34.000 Let's see.
09:12:37.000 Let's see where Jaden is.
09:12:38.000 I think Jaden's still in there.
09:12:40.000 I'm not sure.
09:12:46.000 Uh,.
09:12:47.000 Somebody, hey Nick, follow me and shout me out on stream.
09:12:51.000 Why are people like this?
09:12:53.000 What is wrong with people who do this?
09:12:54.000 If you do something like that, there's something wrong with you.
09:12:58.000 Hey Nick, follow me and shout me out. 1.00
09:13:01.000 Why don't you die? 0.99
09:13:02.000 Hey, yo. 1.00
09:13:04.000 These people fucking suck. 1.00
09:13:05.000 Yeah, that one was terrible. 1.00
09:13:07.000 I hated that.
09:13:08.000 Server's dead. 1.00
09:13:09.000 Fuck these retards. 1.00
09:13:10.000 Yeah, that guy was brutal. 1.00
09:13:13.000 Yeah, tell me about it.
09:13:16.000 How about. 0.97
09:13:17.000 Should we find another server?
09:13:18.000 Yeah, I think this one's done.
09:13:22.000 I don't know why I'm feeling so nauseous.
09:13:24.000 I'm just sitting here feeling like I'm going to take a Tums.
09:13:27.000 Take a Tums.
09:13:28.000 You got an antacid? 0.74
09:13:30.000 Might take some pep though.
09:13:33.000 Or you got any ginger ale?
09:13:36.000 No.
09:13:37.000 I had some ginger ale so that I wouldn't get sick.
09:13:40.000 I wolfed down that burrito.
09:13:42.000 I knew it was going to cause problems, so I preemptively had ginger ale. 1.00
09:13:47.000 Dude, what a bunch of fucking. 1.00
09:13:51.000 Okay. 1.00
09:13:52.000 That was brutal. 0.99
09:13:55.000 Let's find another server.
09:13:59.000 Hey, Volatile.
09:14:00.000 Welcome to Blank.
09:14:01.000 Please read.
09:14:03.000 Ah. 1.00
09:14:19.000 Dude, this one is fucking AIDS. 1.00
09:14:19.000 Dude, I have. 1.00
09:14:26.000 I'm trying to get into it, and there's like a whole application process.
09:14:30.000 I'm not going to do it, but I was in a Bernie Sanders 2020.
09:14:34.000 Do you support Bernie for president?
09:14:35.000 I have to answer it.
09:14:37.000 Please answer these questions with detailed answers.
09:14:40.000 If so, who would you like to see as his running mate?
09:14:43.000 And how do you feel about Donald Trump?
09:14:48.000 Detailed answers.
09:14:49.000 Yeah, I'll pass.
09:14:54.000 Stempai making fun of the way I say antacid.
09:14:58.000 Antacid, he says. 1.00
09:15:00.000 Shut up. 1.00
09:15:01.000 Shut up, Stempai. 1.00
09:15:06.000 Somebody says 40% fun, 60% cringe. 1.00
09:15:12.000 Well, I hope everyone's cringing at me, but fuck it, dude. 0.99
09:15:16.000 I'm providing content. 0.99
09:15:36.000 Some are saying it's entertaining.
09:15:38.000 I don't know if it's fun or not.
09:15:38.000 I don't know.
09:15:41.000 I've never done the Discord rating before.
09:15:42.000 I'm just kind of, you know, we're just schmooting.
09:15:44.000 We're not really, there's no real plan here.
09:15:46.000 We're just hanging out together.
09:15:50.000 Buddies.
09:15:52.000 Somebody says, You're not funny? 0.98
09:15:54.000 Okay, stop watching then, bro.
09:16:01.000 This song's really hard.
09:16:02.000 I don't know.
09:16:03.000 I'm going to get frustrated.
09:16:15.000 Yeah, no, no, no, no.
09:16:19.000 Let's find a server, we'll jump in, then I will play this song.
09:16:28.000 Bro, you're making me on.
09:16:32.000 I'm just gonna vibe in the next one, I think.
09:16:36.000 What do you mean? 0.99
09:16:37.000 You're gonna make me do all the shit? 1.00
09:16:39.000 Yeah. 1.00
09:16:41.000 This one's all you, bro.
09:16:41.000 Let's see.
09:16:44.000 Let's do.
09:16:45.000 Uh. 0.86
09:16:47.000 We should do an anime server. 0.95
09:16:54.000 Dude, that's like the most pathetic thing. 0.87
09:16:58.000 Sit in there, and there's like. 0.99
09:17:00.000 There's five dudes in the chat and one girl, and they all sit there and go, I got your booty pick.
09:17:08.000 It's like, okay.
09:17:10.000 The problem is if we're not in a politics server, if it's a normie thing, you know that, like, the.
09:17:16.000 Intellect is going to be like a standard deviation lower.
09:17:19.000 Like, politics does attract a lot of like autists and goofy people, but people that are at least engaged with politics have like some understanding as compared to normies where they're just like gutter level brains.
09:17:35.000 Yeah. 0.96
09:17:36.000 Yeah.
09:17:37.000 Dude believed I was in Turning Point, that I was in Lance's videos.
09:17:46.000 Friendly, let's look at friendly.
09:17:58.000 I'm probably gonna end the stream soon.
09:18:01.000 I'm getting tired.
09:18:04.000 Yeah, understandable.
09:18:14.000 Nickers be jamming says, Good morning, how's the vertigo been?
09:18:17.000 It's been getting better.
09:18:18.000 I haven't gotten it in a couple days, so that's good.
09:18:23.000 Thanks for asking.
09:18:24.000 Thanks for your concern.
09:18:33.000 Roast people on Twitter live?
09:18:35.000 Eh, that's not really anything happening on Twitter because it's 6 in the morning.
09:18:41.000 You know, you feel me?
09:18:46.000 That's a problem.
09:18:48.000 That's even the problem.
09:18:49.000 There'd be a lot more people if it were like Friday night or Saturday night, but it's 6 in the morning.
09:18:57.000 Probably not even a lot of people on, anyway, altogether.
09:19:12.000 Sheesh.
09:19:13.000 I've been streaming since 9 p.m., so that is like, what, nine hours?
09:19:18.000 Nine hour stream?
09:19:25.000 I'm being attacked because apparently someone or someone's muted in my chat for attacking Cassandra.
09:19:40.000 Bruh, I'd just be playing video games.
09:19:42.000 I don't, I don't, wasn't even paying attention.
09:19:50.000 Are you looking for a server or no?
09:19:55.000 Yeah.
09:20:00.000 Fun.
09:20:20.000 I feel like it's better if we do Fortnite, because at least if you're doing Fortnite, then they're stuck with you.
09:20:30.000 Sure.
09:20:31.000 There's a natural conversation to subvert.
09:20:35.000 You know what I mean?
09:20:36.000 There's a premise, and we subvert the conversation with an ulterior motive.
09:20:42.000 So I think that works better.
09:20:43.000 But the problem is nobody has their headset.
09:20:45.000 Mics.
09:20:49.000 Dude, my gut is hurting so bad. 0.91
09:20:52.000 You good, bro?
09:20:53.000 I'm just sitting here dying.
09:20:56.000 I feel like I'm at a barf.
09:20:58.000 Bruh, poor guy.
09:21:01.000 Poor Jaden. 0.87
09:21:04.000 Sick Jaden.
09:21:19.000 Ha ha ha.
09:21:38.000 Gotham City roleplay?
09:21:40.000 I'm the Joker.
09:21:47.000 Hey, the Star Wars roleplay, Nick,
09:22:52.000 I got a good idea.
09:22:56.000 Okay, what is it?
09:22:58.000 I just sent it to you.
09:22:59.000 Oh my
09:24:40.000 gosh. 0.99
09:24:43.000 That song is fucking hard. 0.99
09:24:47.000 Well, it's hard because I haven't played in a long time, so it's really like demanding on my. 0.99
09:24:52.000 It's not even so much the technical difficulty, it's just like endurance.
09:24:56.000 After two minutes, like my arm is screaming.
09:25:02.000 Sheesh.
09:25:04.000 Okay, let me check and see what you sent me here.
09:25:13.000 Oh, no, I'm not doing that.
09:25:16.000 Okay.
09:25:17.000 That's going to be bad.
09:25:19.000 Because then they'll just report me.
09:25:22.000 You know what I mean?
09:25:24.000 Because I'm not supposed to have this account, so.
09:25:28.000 Got to be careful that the wrong people recognize me.
09:25:31.000 Especially that, if they mass report me, then it's like.
09:25:36.000 I'm dead.
09:25:38.000 I'm dead.
09:25:38.000 That's it.
09:25:54.000 Haha, my hand is like sore.
09:26:11.000 My God.
09:26:14.000 Nickers be jamming says Sunday cinnamon rolls, coffee, and stream.
09:26:19.000 No, I don't.
09:26:20.000 I do not.
09:26:21.000 What?
09:26:22.000 Do I really seem like that kind of person?
09:26:25.000 Oh, boy.
09:26:27.000 Finally, Sunday.
09:26:28.000 Time for my Sunday cinnamon rolls and coffee.
09:26:32.000 Mmm.
09:26:34.000 Oh, it's so delightful.
09:26:37.000 Finally, Sunday again.
09:26:39.000 I can enjoy my Sunday treat, my Sunday sweets.
09:26:44.000 Somebody says he's talking about himself, you think?
09:26:47.000 I don't know.
09:26:49.000 He says it's a question mark.
09:26:52.000 Is that what you're going to do?
09:26:55.000 If that's what you do, that sounds great, but that's not what I do.
09:27:03.000 Nick, do you play real guitar?
09:27:04.000 No, I do not play real guitar, I only play the video game guitar.
09:27:15.000 Trolling people on deceit was actually fun content.
09:27:19.000 Yeah, but I don't really like that game.
09:27:22.000 I hate that game, actually.
09:27:23.000 It's just a bad game.
09:27:25.000 Just not fun.
09:27:28.000 Yeet says, Nick, remind the boys in chat to go to church.
09:27:32.000 Yeah, yeah, go to church.
09:27:38.000 Scum says, Oh, my Sunday sweets.
09:27:41.000 Tasty scrumptious.
09:27:44.000 Bite sized delights.
09:27:47.000 Yeah.
09:27:51.000 Yep.
09:27:52.000 Oh, Sunday again.
09:27:56.000 Oh, yes.
09:27:59.000 Wonderful. 0.99
09:28:03.000 Why am I such a jerk? 0.99
09:28:05.000 Why do I hate everything that is earnest and nice? 0.99
09:28:09.000 I don't know.
09:28:11.000 I'm irony poisoned.
09:28:13.000 I am an irony poisoned irony, bro.
09:28:15.000 What can I say?
09:28:19.000 No, that's not.
09:28:20.000 I'm kidding.
09:28:20.000 When I say that, that's not real.
09:28:22.000 Not a real thing.
09:28:28.000 You there, Jaden?
09:28:28.000 I'm just dying.
09:28:30.000 I'm dying. 0.64
09:28:31.000 You can go if you want.
09:28:33.000 Yeah, I know.
09:28:35.000 But I'm just like, I'm just vibing.
09:28:35.000 I know.
09:28:39.000 Poor Jaden.
09:28:40.000 Jaden's sick.
09:28:42.000 Yeah.
09:28:43.000 Kid can't hang.
09:28:44.000 He ate, like a little kid, he ate himself sick.
09:28:47.000 He got too excited.
09:28:49.000 Now he's sick.
09:28:51.000 I don't know.
09:28:52.000 I found this one.
09:28:53.000 This has a few chats.
09:28:56.000 All right, let's see.
09:29:00.000 It has a few, only a couple.
09:29:02.000 We got two shots here.
09:29:05.000 All right, let's try a second one.
09:29:08.000 Turn to specific ethnic and cultural roots.
09:29:15.000 Okay, so let's focus on Germany right now.
09:29:20.000 So I'm talking to. 0.99
09:29:25.000 Fuck, it wasn't Z, I think it was like volatile. 1.00
09:29:30.000 What? 1.00
09:29:34.000 Buddy, it wasn't volatile.
09:29:35.000 No, I just got in here.
09:29:38.000 Please, please, please, let's get back to the conversation that we had.
09:29:42.000 Yeah, yeah, we're talking about this.
09:29:44.000 I'm not talking about Biden Farage, but he did one good thing in his last speech about the European Union.
09:29:52.000 He said there will be a fight between populism.
09:29:56.000 And nationalism, yeah, and the populace, they are pretty popular.
09:30:01.000 Guess what, you know?
09:30:03.000 And this is exactly how it goes right now, way.
09:30:05.000 You have a lot of people who cry fire, you know?
09:30:09.000 And yeah, they have their fans, you know? 1.00
09:30:16.000 But a lot of people, man, here in Germany, we don't give a shit. 0.99
09:30:20.000 Long as you don't touch our beer prices, we have to work, you know? 0.99
09:30:25.000 We are going to work. 0.98
09:30:26.000 The majority of us, we work for eight hours and we don't give a shit after work, you know? 0.99
09:30:32.000 No, as long as our house is not on fire, hey, we don't give a shit, really. 0.99
09:30:36.000 Yeah, we are also not the ones that are going on any demonstration on a Saturday or Sunday. 0.97
09:30:45.000 You have a lot of workless people, a lot of subsidized people who make the majority here in the internet, in the forums, yeah.
09:30:55.000 But this is not the majority of people.
09:30:57.000 No, not at all.
09:30:58.000 Majority of people stays at home.
09:31:02.000 We get met like if it comes to serious stuff.
09:31:06.000 Let's be really careful about this, right? 1.00
09:31:09.000 The majority of the German population don't stay at home. 0.99
09:31:12.000 You guys go outside and you talk to people like that. 1.00
09:31:17.000 And I mean, I just be really careful about that.
09:31:22.000 Yeah, we talk to people like on the weekends or if you meet somebody else again, yeah.
09:31:27.000 But besides that, we are going home, we watch television and we meet with our spouses or however you call them.
09:31:34.000 And it seems to be a pretty boring life, but it's quite fulfilling because we have good television.
09:31:39.000 All right.
09:31:40.000 Well, let's get back to the important bit.
09:31:42.000 Like, so what do you think about these ethnic groups, I guess?
09:31:45.000 Like, These ethnic groups, like, what do you think about that?
09:31:48.000 There are no ethnic groups.
09:31:50.000 If you would take this away, we wouldn't. 0.98
09:31:57.000 Alright, this is more like it. 1.00
09:32:14.000 What the fuck? 1.00
09:32:16.000 So one server is just like this autistic continental European debate, and then this server or this room is just the groovy bot playing some stupid song. 1.00
09:32:34.000 What even is this server? 1.00
09:32:37.000 So stupid. 1.00
09:32:45.000 Yeah, lame, lame, lame, lame server. 1.00
09:32:57.000 That server fucking sucked. 1.00
09:33:00.000 That server was horrible. 1.00
09:33:02.000 Everything about that server was bad.
09:33:04.000 It was somehow worse than the dating one.
09:33:06.000 I joined that one music one and it just blew out my eardrums.
09:33:11.000 Yeah, it was so loud.
09:33:13.000 And what even?
09:33:14.000 It's like one.
09:33:16.000 What even is that?
09:33:16.000 One voice chat is like rock music and the other voice chat is like autism debate.
09:33:22.000 Like, what is even the premise?
09:33:25.000 I don't know.
09:33:26.000 I don't know.
09:33:27.000 I just tried to find one.
09:33:29.000 I'm about to just go back to the dating one and go to chat room seven.
09:33:35.000 Well, let's do it.
09:33:37.000 Why not?
09:33:37.000 Yeah, sure.
09:33:39.000 Fuck it, dude. 1.00
09:33:46.000 Theoretically, the Conway Mark II. 1.00
09:33:47.000 My stomach hurts.
09:33:49.000 Yeah, but the Conway just has a 120mm, while the FV4005 is at 183. 0.85
09:33:55.000 Yeah, it's ridiculous.
09:34:07.000 That was more coughing than vomit, but okay.
09:34:12.000 You doing okay, buddy?
09:34:16.000 About to ask the same.
09:34:20.000 Oh, he muted his mic.
09:34:22.000 He's having FM 4005. 1.00
09:34:25.000 It's like fucking. 0.99
09:34:27.000 It has the biggest gun in the game. 1.00
09:34:29.000 Here, because it has a fucking naval cannon. 0.99
09:34:32.000 Here is the second largest gun in the game. 1.00
09:34:35.000 It has the biggest gun.
09:34:37.000 Next to the 240mm M1 Howitzer.
09:34:41.000 Yeah, you're welcome.
09:34:45.000 T-92. 1.00
09:34:46.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00
09:34:48.000 They're like the T-92. 1.00
09:34:49.000 That's the Howitzer.
09:34:51.000 Bruh, why do you sound like the frog chick in My Hero Academia?
09:34:55.000 Ribbit.
09:34:56.000 I don't at the moment, but okay.
09:34:58.000 Yeah. 0.97
09:34:59.000 I can do her voice.
09:35:01.000 Yeah, bro.
09:35:02.000 I don't.
09:35:03.000 Very strange.
09:35:05.000 Is that a trap?
09:35:07.000 Not if.
09:35:08.000 Not if I'm a voice actor.
09:35:12.000 Like, I'm still not sure of that.
09:35:15.000 Whoever asked that question.
09:35:19.000 What?
09:35:22.000 I'm gonna throw up the screen.
09:35:31.000 What?
09:35:33.000 Doctor, you've gone too far.
09:35:34.000 Whenever you're ready, Raven, you know my DMs are open for you.
09:35:40.000 Ew.
09:35:41.000 Oh, is that the game?
09:35:45.000 I'm disgusted.
09:35:47.000 Yeah, I'm about to join. 1.00
09:35:53.000 Oh shit, another AM1. 0.99
09:35:54.000 Hello, brethren. 1.00
09:35:56.000 What's up, brother? 1.00
09:35:57.000 The white shall rise again. 0.97
09:36:00.000 The south shall rise again. 1.00
09:36:03.000 Black power leads the hour.
09:36:06.000 Oh man, this makes me look bad because I'm on it. 1.00
09:36:10.000 Are you a real girl or are you a fake girl?
09:36:13.000 God, I'm so cute.
09:36:15.000 I've been trying to figure it out.
09:36:16.000 Sounds fake to me. 1.00
09:36:18.000 Sounds like bullshit. 0.99
09:36:20.000 I've heard that voice a million times on this server. 1.00
09:36:24.000 And it's the fake girl voice. 0.99
09:36:26.000 You must have talked a lot. 0.99
09:36:28.000 What?
09:36:29.000 Can you just talk in real.
09:36:30.000 You must have talked a lot. 0.98
09:36:31.000 Talk in your real male voice. 0.94
09:36:39.000 Okay, what's up? 0.99
09:36:39.000 Spooky. 0.99
09:36:41.000 We and Futz's face were in an argument for more than an hour, possibly more than an hour, actually, about whether or not I was a trap.
09:36:51.000 Yeah.
09:36:54.000 Yeah, and?
09:36:55.000 You gotta just leave us.
09:36:56.000 You can't leave us in the dark.
09:36:58.000 Oh, yeah.
09:36:58.000 Yeah, I remember the photo you said.
09:37:00.000 Yeah.
09:37:02.000 My favorite part was the caption you gave me.
09:37:06.000 Use Google.
09:37:08.000 Gross.
09:37:09.000 Nobody wants to hear about bedroom naughty things. 0.89
09:37:12.000 We just want to know if you're a girl or not because it sounds pretty fake to me. 0.92
09:37:16.000 He wants to know if he could slide in your DM or not.
09:37:19.000 That's not true.
09:37:20.000 I'm not at all, Buster.
09:37:22.000 Gross.
09:37:23.000 I just want to establish the facts here.
09:37:28.000 If you're establishing facts, obviously, you need to go back to.
09:37:30.000 Just a second.
09:37:31.000 I'm sending it to you on Discord. 0.99
09:37:32.000 Yeah, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life. 1.00
09:37:34.000 He fucking got you. 1.00
09:37:35.000 I'm glad. 1.00
09:37:37.000 Spooky as you posted him.
09:37:41.000 Open it.
09:37:43.000 Ooh, I get to destroy a bridge.
09:37:44.000 Well, then enter it in from right here. 0.83
09:37:47.000 Hey, Raven, what's it mean to be a pansexual? 0.69
09:37:49.000 I see that you're a pansexual.
09:37:52.000 What does that mean? 1.00
09:37:55.000 I'm not interested in what you look like. 1.00
09:37:59.000 It says non binary. 0.99
09:38:01.000 What does that mean? 0.96
09:38:01.000 Non binary means it's a guy. 0.96
09:38:06.000 It's a guy who is pretending to be a girl. 0.99
09:38:11.000 That's a reference to. 0.98
09:38:13.000 No, I'm about to tell you to watch a chicken copy. 1.00
09:38:16.000 You just sound like a retard. 1.00
09:38:17.000 Just talk normal. 1.00
09:38:19.000 Talk in your real voice, dude.
09:38:21.000 Bro.
09:38:24.000 You know what, Raven?
09:38:26.000 Do the man voice.
09:38:28.000 Do the man-nearly muscular voice.
09:38:29.000 Yeah, let's hear the man voice.
09:38:31.000 That's what I do when I'm trapping people.
09:38:34.000 Well, they think you're a trap anyway, so might as well just go for it.
09:38:38.000 Oh, that's a good point.
09:38:41.000 How are you doing?
09:38:42.000 There it is.
09:38:44.000 There it is, folks.
09:38:46.000 Tap that.
09:38:51.000 No!
09:38:52.000 I knew it.
09:38:53.000 Trap confirmed.
09:38:56.000 What happened? 1.00
09:38:57.000 Motherfucker. 1.00
09:39:00.000 Totally 100%. 1.00
09:39:02.000 Got her.
09:39:02.000 Hold on, are you in that server?
09:39:04.000 I did this voice earlier and it's not good on Reddit.
09:39:13.000 This whole thing is kind of a bra moment.
09:39:16.000 Yeah, it's like.
09:39:20.000 How are you doing, High Ruler?
09:39:21.000 How are you doing, dude?
09:39:22.000 What's up?
09:39:23.000 I'm doing just great.
09:39:24.000 Thank you.
09:39:25.000 Awesome. 0.95
09:39:28.000 Like, I can't even imagine doing such a high voice with my, like, fucking woe crackling kettle voice. 0.96
09:39:34.000 That's why they whisper. 0.98
09:39:36.000 What accent is that?
09:39:39.000 I am not natively English.
09:39:42.000 What is the accent? 1.00
09:39:43.000 Are you fucking acting like this dog? 1.00
09:39:46.000 Well, the thing is that if I talk in my Dutch accent, English, it will sound even worse. 1.00
09:39:54.000 It will sound like, what the fuck? 1.00
09:39:56.000 Did you just swallow something? 0.99
09:39:59.000 So I actually have to code it with a bit of an actual English accent.
09:40:03.000 Don't know what English accent it is.
09:40:05.000 Otherwise, it just sounds absolutely horrible to listen to. 1.00
09:40:08.000 Could have just said Dutch, but I'll take it. 1.00
09:40:12.000 But that's fine anyway.
09:40:13.000 Well, that's cool.
09:40:15.000 Yeah, Netherlands, pretty based.
09:40:17.000 You guys are tall over there, right? 1.00
09:40:18.000 Pretty Aryan.
09:40:22.000 I'm tall, yes.
09:40:23.000 Let's just keep it that I'm tall.
09:40:25.000 Epic.
09:40:26.000 I actually need to change my tang. 1.00
09:40:30.000 Let's see what Raven's stats are. 1.00
09:40:36.000 Gross.
09:40:37.000 I'm trying not to throw up looking at all your tags, Raven, all your different roles here.
09:40:42.000 I know.
09:40:43.000 This guy's so salty. 0.99
09:40:44.000 Polyamorous. 1.00
09:40:46.000 Pansexual. 1.00
09:40:47.000 Stop being a simp, bro. 1.00
09:40:48.000 Non binary. 0.99
09:40:50.000 For a man. 1.00
09:40:51.000 You're simping for a man who's a teenager. 0.92
09:40:53.000 Yeah, you're simping for a dude pretending to be a girl. 1.00
09:40:56.000 Gay homo. 1.00
09:40:57.000 What do you think about that? 1.00
09:41:01.000 Is there something wrong with being gay? 1.00
09:41:03.000 Yeah, it's gross. 1.00
09:41:04.000 What the fuck is your problem, buddy? 1.00
09:41:06.000 Huh? 1.00
09:41:06.000 My problem is fags. 1.00
09:41:08.000 No, seriously, seriously. 1.00
09:41:10.000 What the fuck's your problem? 1.00
09:41:11.000 I just told you my problem. 1.00
09:41:14.000 What if I don't like women? 1.00
09:41:15.000 What's wrong with that? 1.00
09:41:16.000 That's perfectly normal. 1.00
09:41:18.000 Women are. 1.00
09:41:19.000 Why'd you call me a fag? 1.00
09:41:20.000 Have way too much power in this society. 1.00
09:41:24.000 Then why are you calling me a fag? 0.99
09:41:26.000 I wasn't calling you a fag. 1.00
09:41:28.000 I was calling the simp a fag. 1.00
09:41:29.000 You just called me a fag. 1.00
09:41:30.000 Which one's the simp? 1.00
09:41:31.000 Are you the simp?
09:41:32.000 The hostility in this voice call is growing with the minute, so let's take just a minute. 1.00
09:41:36.000 Yeah, so motherfucker comes in here, fucking cheesehead looking ass. 1.00
09:41:39.000 Hey, hey, hey. 1.00
09:41:40.000 Relax.
09:41:42.000 Keep this cake.
09:41:43.000 Keep the cheesehead name out of your mouth, simp. 1.00
09:41:45.000 Simp faggot. 1.00
09:41:46.000 Don't name yourself that then. 1.00
09:41:48.000 Fucking cheese. 1.00
09:41:49.000 Yeah, yeah. 1.00
09:41:51.000 Cheese. 1.00
09:41:52.000 I'm the big cheese, bitch. 1.00
09:41:52.000 Yeah. 1.00
09:41:52.000 Big. 1.00
09:41:54.000 I'm the big cheese.
09:41:55.000 Yeah. 1.00
09:41:56.000 Women have their hands all over this big cheese. 1.00
09:41:58.000 That's right. 1.00
09:41:59.000 That's why they call me the big cheese.
09:42:01.000 That's why they call me Cheesehead69.
09:42:06.000 That's right.
09:42:07.000 That's right. 0.98
09:42:10.000 I can't be fucking serious. 0.98
09:42:15.000 Oh, I'm serious. 0.99
09:42:17.000 I'm serious as a shark attack.
09:42:22.000 Are you serious?
09:42:23.000 I'm going to send some friend requests to you, all of you.
09:42:27.000 This conversation has to make me laugh.
09:42:30.000 Thank you, Arian.
09:42:31.000 I'm glad you were enjoying this.
09:42:33.000 Arian Super Soldier, my best friend.
09:42:35.000 Friend over there. 1.00
09:42:36.000 OTOZJ.
09:42:37.000 OTOZJ.
09:42:38.000 Spooky be like, yeah, so what? 0.89
09:42:41.000 I am a pedophile. 0.99
09:42:42.000 Yeah, totally gross. 0.99
09:42:44.000 Totally 100% pedophile. 0.98
09:42:46.000 That's not.
09:42:48.000 I'm love, Kate.
09:42:49.000 This is.
09:42:51.000 I love.
09:42:51.000 Oh my god.
09:42:52.000 If I want to say anything, that's not gross.
09:42:55.000 4 a.m.
09:42:56.000 It's like 2 in the afternoon here.
09:42:58.000 Jesus Christ.
09:42:59.000 Go to bed.
09:43:00.000 Take some sleep.
09:43:02.000 God.
09:43:03.000 Go get your water.
09:43:04.000 God.
09:43:05.000 It's 7 a.m.
09:43:06.000 Calls like these.
09:43:07.000 It says it's full, Brown.
09:43:11.000 I've literally stayed up so long that I was able to notice my morning wood.
09:43:17.000 Gross.
09:43:19.000 That is like gross but impressive at the same time. 0.98
09:43:23.000 Yeah. 1.00
09:43:26.000 O T O Z J. What? 1.00
09:43:30.000 Wait, you're married?
09:43:35.000 Spooky, you're married?
09:43:37.000 The bot says I'm married.
09:43:40.000 Oh, so you're not.
09:43:43.000 I was doing a bit with another dude, and apparently I tried marrying like two people at one time for the bit to see if it would work, and it didn't, so it just stuck me to the role.
09:43:52.000 That's hilarious, bro.
09:43:53.000 The whole plot is laughing. 1.00
09:43:54.000 But it's great, though, because there are some girls out there that are like, oh, yeah, no, no, no, always married. 1.00
09:44:01.000 Oh, you set it up for the men. 1.00
09:44:03.000 Yeah, I thought you were in a man. 0.99
09:44:05.000 Didn't she say that earlier?
09:44:08.000 You like boys that whisper straight.
09:44:08.000 Hey, look at my role.
09:44:11.000 It says straight right there.
09:44:12.000 You like Raven, who is a boy.
09:44:16.000 I mean, if you want to think Raven's a boy, more for me.
09:44:20.000 Yeah, more boys for you.
09:44:22.000 That's what I was like in boys.
09:44:25.000 Like, when you go on a date with Raven and she whips out a bigger than yours.
09:44:28.000 Yeah, she whips out.
09:44:29.000 That's the best time. 1.00
09:44:31.000 Bruh.
09:44:32.000 You need to get some help. 0.96
09:44:37.000 Yeah, damn right we are. 0.98
09:44:42.000 Damn right we are. 0.99
09:44:43.000 And Trump is going to put all of you in jail. 1.00
09:44:46.000 Jesus Christ.
09:44:48.000 I wish.
09:44:50.000 Who wants to play Uno?
09:44:52.000 You're getting close. 0.98
09:44:55.000 Your girlfriend is slapping you. 1.00
09:44:57.000 You're disgusting. 1.00
09:44:58.000 Who wants to play some Uno? 1.00
09:45:00.000 I want him to come so deep in me that I can't.
09:45:03.000 Gross, dude. 1.00
09:45:04.000 Shut up. 1.00
09:45:04.000 Stop talking like a disgusting loser. 1.00
09:45:07.000 I want to feel his hair. 1.00
09:45:08.000 Who wants to play Uno has to join Call 9.
09:45:11.000 Yeah, gross, dude. 0.99
09:45:13.000 I can't wait for Donald Trump to put you in a concentration camp. 0.99
09:45:18.000 It's going to be awesome. 0.78
09:45:21.000 I left.
09:45:22.000 Oh, he's already there.
09:45:24.000 They all went to chat room nine. 0.97
09:45:26.000 Damn it, there's only four people out in there. 0.98
09:45:31.000 I'm angry now. 0.99
09:45:32.000 I'm saying, is the Dutch guy was awesome.
09:45:34.000 Once again, we'll speak truthfully here.
09:45:41.000 Hey, whoa. 0.98
09:45:41.000 What the heck? 0.98
09:45:44.000 Oh, whoa. 0.84
09:45:47.000 Oh, this is our call room.
09:45:49.000 What are you?
09:45:50.000 You're interrupting our conversation here.
09:45:52.000 I'm not.
09:45:54.000 No, okay, keep honestly keep going.
09:45:56.000 I'll just be quiet.
09:45:57.000 I would like to let him.
09:45:58.000 We were talking, and you just butted in here, dude.
09:46:03.000 It's not something that should just be like, you know, checked out.
09:46:06.000 Is this two people having a conversation on the same account?
09:46:09.000 I don't even understand.
09:46:12.000 It sounds like it's two people talking in one mic.
09:46:15.000 What?
09:46:15.000 We're founders of communism.
09:46:19.000 He didn't fuck with communism. 0.98
09:46:23.000 He was anti communist. 1.00
09:46:24.000 His roots.
09:46:26.000 Yeah, dude.
09:46:27.000 I just muted LJ.
09:46:28.000 That literally is two people having a conversation on one mic.
09:46:32.000 Hey, OJ, what's up?
09:46:33.000 Hey, what's up, Slice?
09:46:34.000 Hey, OJ.
09:46:35.000 Oh, hey, cheese head.
09:46:37.000 What's up, big guy?
09:46:37.000 How are you doing tonight?
09:46:40.000 I'm going to shut the fuck up. 0.99
09:46:41.000 All right. 1.00
09:46:41.000 What's up, Slice? 1.00
09:46:44.000 Bruh, does that.
09:46:47.000 Bruh moment.
09:46:52.000 What's a bra moment?
09:46:54.000 Is there a role for the size of. 0.95
09:46:58.000 Is that what that's supposed to mean?
09:47:02.000 Yeah.
09:47:04.000 Okay.
09:47:04.000 Um.
09:47:06.000 Hey, I'm smarter than you.
09:47:08.000 Definitely not smarter than me, buddy. 1.00
09:47:11.000 Yeah, I'm literally a genius, and you're a fucking bonehead. 1.00
09:47:14.000 How am I a bonehead? 1.00
09:47:15.000 Because you're an idiot. 1.00
09:47:16.000 I could tell just by talking to you because I'm smart. 1.00
09:47:19.000 How does that make me an idiot? 1.00
09:47:22.000 Because you are one. 1.00
09:47:23.000 I don't need to make you believe because you are one.
09:47:26.000 I agree with you. 1.00
09:47:27.000 I think you're a fucking idiot, Johnny. 1.00
09:47:29.000 Yeah, Johnny. 1.00
09:47:30.000 What's going on in your profile? 1.00
09:47:31.000 How about you go die, bro? 1.00
09:47:34.000 Whoa! 0.99
09:47:35.000 And my profile picture, that's actually me and my buddy after we got the same tattoo.
09:47:39.000 Are you the black one or the white one?
09:47:41.000 I'm the black one. 0.98
09:47:43.000 You're black? 0.97
09:47:45.000 I'm half black. 0.97
09:47:46.000 You don't sound black.
09:47:48.000 Yeah, I get that a lot. 1.00
09:47:49.000 You sound white. 1.00
09:47:53.000 That's a compliment.
09:47:55.000 I know, because white power leaves the hour. 0.64
09:47:58.000 Oh!
09:47:59.000 Not like that?
09:48:02.000 No, nothing racist like that. 1.00
09:48:04.000 No racist shit in here. 1.00
09:48:05.000 Please. 1.00
09:48:06.000 I'm black too, by the way.
09:48:08.000 Oh, you are? 0.99
09:48:09.000 You sound black. 1.00
09:48:09.000 Yep. 1.00
09:48:11.000 Bro, Brown, she is fucking you, dude. 1.00
09:48:11.000 Thanks. 1.00
09:48:13.000 You do not sound black at all. 1.00
09:48:15.000 Well, neither do you. 0.97
09:48:17.000 It's kind of racist. 1.00
09:48:18.000 Yeah, what the fuck? 1.00
09:48:22.000 That's why I'm here. 1.00
09:48:24.000 I know you got a black friend, but still, man. 0.55
09:48:27.000 Yeah, dude. 0.96
09:48:28.000 All my friends are black because I'm black. 0.68
09:48:33.000 And I only have black friends. 0.97
09:48:35.000 I'm not friends with no white man. 1.00
09:48:37.000 I hate white people. 1.00
09:48:38.000 I don't trust him. 1.00
09:48:39.000 I'm friends with all white people. 1.00
09:48:41.000 I think that white power leads the hour. 0.93
09:48:44.000 Yeah, you keep saying that. 0.98
09:48:45.000 Not funny.
09:48:46.000 Not funny.
09:48:48.000 Imagine only having one joke.
09:48:52.000 Yeah, can't relate.
09:48:53.000 It's not only one joke.
09:48:54.000 I'm really focusing on something.
09:48:56.000 So I'm just like, honestly.
09:48:57.000 What are you focusing on?
09:48:59.000 Being gay? 0.99
09:49:01.000 I'm focusing on my guy getting slapped in the game. 0.64
09:49:04.000 Were you born in the year 2000?
09:49:06.000 Is that why it says 2000 in your user?
09:49:10.000 Yeah.
09:49:10.000 Yeah.
09:49:13.000 So, you're a zoomer, of course, but you're not bass.
09:49:19.000 Yeah, and yet you are cringe.
09:49:20.000 Explain that.
09:49:23.000 Yet, I'm not cringe. 0.82
09:49:25.000 I said, and yet you are cringe, despite being a zoomer. 1.00
09:49:29.000 You're definitely cringe. 1.00
09:49:32.000 How am I cringe?
09:49:34.000 Because you're profile picture, dude.
09:49:36.000 Yeah, so I took a picture with one of my Joes, and I'm cringe. 0.87
09:49:40.000 Yep, correct, completely correct. 0.99
09:49:45.000 Okay. 0.97
09:49:47.000 I'm blacker than you are. 1.00
09:49:48.000 If you came in my turf with my black gangsters, we would put you in the ground. 1.00
09:49:55.000 With your black gangsters, you would put me in the ground. 1.00
09:49:58.000 Hey, salty potatoes. 1.00
09:50:00.000 Yeah.
09:50:00.000 That's right.
09:50:01.000 100%.
09:50:02.000 Me and my boys.
09:50:07.000 What up, niggas? 1.00
09:50:08.000 You better not come around my hood, boy. 1.00
09:50:12.000 You better not come around my hood.
09:50:13.000 Me and my boys, we're going to regret.
09:50:17.000 Yeah, we cool, man. 1.00
09:50:18.000 Oh, shut up. 1.00
09:50:20.000 Is that your real accent, man? 1.00
09:50:20.000 Shut up. 1.00
09:50:23.000 This guy does smoking, does drinking, does shirtless pictures with men. 1.00
09:50:28.000 Yeah, you're a loser. 1.00
09:50:29.000 Yeah, gross. 1.00
09:50:30.000 You're a loser. 1.00
09:50:33.000 I just told you. 1.00
09:50:34.000 How does that make me a loser? 0.83
09:50:36.000 Because I smoke, I drink, and I. 1.00
09:50:38.000 This guy is like zero IQ. 0.78
09:50:41.000 Guy's like 10 IQ. 0.84
09:50:43.000 You're making us look bad.
09:50:45.000 You're making our community look bad.
09:50:47.000 Why are you guys so mean to this guy? 0.96
09:50:48.000 Because you're sitting here lying about being black, and I haven't really done nothing. 0.93
09:50:52.000 I'm not lying about. 0.97
09:50:53.000 Why would I lie about being black? 1.00
09:50:55.000 That would be stupid. 1.00
09:50:56.000 Black back. 1.00
09:50:59.000 Of course I'm not. 1.00
09:51:02.000 Yeah, so is this.
09:51:03.000 You think Cheesehead is my real name?
09:51:05.000 What kind of name is that?
09:51:07.000 Yeah!
09:51:08.000 My real name is Darius.
09:51:09.000 Everyone knows that. 1.00
09:51:10.000 Remember, I'm a fucking idiot. 1.00
09:51:12.000 I must have believed you are and was cheesehead. 1.00
09:51:15.000 Yeah, thanks.
09:51:15.000 True.
09:51:22.000 Yeah, anyway.
09:51:23.000 Anyway.
09:51:24.000 Whatever.
09:51:25.000 Yeah, it's whatever. 1.00
09:51:29.000 Alright, come catch the smoke, Brown. 0.99
09:51:32.000 Come catch the smoke, dog. 1.00
09:51:36.000 Is that your gay roommate? 1.00
09:51:37.000 Haha, matching tattoo. 0.98
09:51:41.000 That's definitely not him. 0.81
09:51:46.000 Hey, you look fat in your profile picture.
09:51:48.000 Yeah, thanks, babe. 1.00
09:51:50.000 Yeah, you are a homo. 1.00
09:51:52.000 What's that, Sully? 1.00
09:51:59.000 So, how many women do you pull on here, Johnny, or men, since you're gay? 0.99
09:52:03.000 On here? 0.99
09:52:04.000 Yep.
09:52:06.000 Um, none, because I'm not on here for that.
09:52:09.000 What are you on here for?
09:52:12.000 Um, usually I come on it. 1.00
09:52:13.000 Holy shit, I just got fucked. 1.00
09:52:15.000 But usually I just come on here and fuck around. 1.00
09:52:16.000 But right now I'm really focusing on something else. 0.99
09:52:19.000 Playing Fortnite.
09:52:20.000 No, I'm not playing Fortnite. 1.00
09:52:21.000 It's this game called Krunker.io, and I'm trying to beat my fucking friend's girlfriend, but she's Asian as hell and she's good on computers. 1.00
09:52:29.000 You got beaten by a girl? 1.00
09:52:30.000 What the fuck? 1.00
09:52:31.000 Yeah. 1.00
09:52:31.000 Yeah. 1.00
09:52:32.000 That's so cringe, man.
09:52:34.000 It is very cringe.
09:52:35.000 It's sad that I have to say it, but I'm not gonna lie.
09:52:40.000 So you sit in these.
09:52:43.000 Okay.
09:52:46.000 Makes sense, I guess. 0.99
09:52:48.000 What is wrong with her, bro? 1.00
09:52:50.000 Let's go to a different chat room. 1.00
09:52:52.000 Let's go to a different chat room.
09:52:54.000 Yeah, Johnny. 1.00
09:52:54.000 She's fucking crap. 1.00
09:52:55.000 You suck. 1.00
09:52:56.000 Dumb retard. 1.00
09:52:58.000 Your tattoo's gay. 1.00
09:53:00.000 Yeah. 1.00
09:53:00.000 So is your mother. 1.00
09:53:04.000 Alright.
09:53:05.000 Well, we're in a new chat room now.
09:53:07.000 Where to next, volatile?
09:53:10.000 I don't know, man.
09:53:11.000 That guy was kind of funny to mess with, but then he was just playing a video game. 1.00
09:53:15.000 He's like, your mom's gay, get out of here. 1.00
09:53:20.000 I promise people keep throwing the N word. 1.00
09:53:22.000 It's like, damn. 1.00
09:53:25.000 That's the one kill shot. 1.00
09:53:32.000 Everyone's just in individual chats or on their dates together.
09:53:38.000 You want to go to private room two?
09:53:42.000 Private room two.
09:53:44.000 Oh, wait. 0.91
09:53:44.000 There's a moderator in there. 0.91
09:53:46.000 Yeah, and it's only two. 0.76
09:53:47.000 Oh, two.
09:53:48.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:53:50.000 They're on their little one on ones.
09:53:52.000 Hmm. 1.00
09:53:53.000 All the rooms are full, except for, yeah, damn. 0.99
09:53:56.000 Literally, our only options. 0.99
09:53:58.000 Damn, yeah, all the rooms are empty. 0.99
09:54:01.000 Everybody left. 1.00
09:54:05.000 Dude, this server is gross.
09:54:08.000 This is what, well, I guess it's not really representative of the whole population.
09:54:13.000 This is like internet people and Discord people in particular, but it's a really freaky place, you know?
09:54:22.000 For sure.
09:54:22.000 That this exists.
09:54:24.000 57,000 people on here.
09:54:27.000 Smasher Pass?
09:54:29.000 Oh, it's.
09:54:30.000 What the heck is this? 0.69
09:54:31.000 Dogs? 0.94
09:54:33.000 Memes?
09:54:34.000 Media?
09:54:38.000 Oh, my God.
09:54:44.000 I rolled into that one server.
09:54:45.000 I'm in the puke.
09:54:48.000 That was so funny.
09:54:49.000 They were in the middle of a conversation.
09:54:52.000 Oh, yeah.
09:54:52.000 It was like.
09:54:56.000 It's good times.
09:54:56.000 Yeah.
09:54:57.000 Good times.
09:55:01.000 Dude, now in chat room one, there's just one guy in there.
09:55:07.000 Where?
09:55:09.000 In chat room one, there's just one person.
09:55:13.000 Hmm.
09:55:15.000 Let me see.
09:55:15.000 Is that someone we talked to?
09:55:18.000 Let's go corner him.
09:55:18.000 No.
09:55:22.000 Hey.
09:55:22.000 Yo.
09:55:26.000 Yo.
09:55:26.000 Hello?
09:55:27.000 Hey.
09:55:28.000 Hey, Bond.
09:55:30.000 What's up, dude?
09:55:32.000 Muted his mic.
09:55:34.000 Why did you mute your mic? 1.00
09:55:37.000 Idiot. 1.00
09:55:40.000 Hello? 1.00
09:55:41.000 Hello? 0.99
09:55:44.000 I'm gonna go call Johnny Gay again. 1.00
09:55:49.000 Hey, Slay. 1.00
09:55:50.000 Hey, let's get Slaying simple.
09:55:54.000 Hey, what's up?
09:55:55.000 What's up?
09:55:57.000 What's up, fellas?
09:55:59.000 Yo, you guys wanna play Fortnite?
09:56:02.000 Yeah, yeah, we thought you'd never ask.
09:56:06.000 That boss dog is. 0.66
09:56:08.000 Hell yeah, let's do it.
09:56:12.000 So, is this Slay wants to play, or which one said that?
09:56:15.000 Nah, Slay.
09:56:16.000 I love Fortnite.
09:56:18.000 My tummy hurts.
09:56:19.000 I'm not playing.
09:56:20.000 You're not going to play?
09:56:23.000 I don't.
09:56:23.000 Bro, let's play Fortnite.
09:56:26.000 I am down to crank some 90s.
09:56:28.000 Well, if you're not going to play, I'm not going to play.
09:56:31.000 Well, you play, dog.
09:56:32.000 I'm just.
09:56:33.000 My tummy hurts. 0.79
09:56:34.000 You're such a. 0.87
09:56:35.000 What are you doing?
09:56:36.000 You're probably, like, laying down, right?
09:56:38.000 I'm laying in my chair.
09:56:39.000 Don't lay down.
09:56:40.000 Not good.
09:56:41.000 Sit up.
09:56:42.000 Help with your digestion.
09:56:43.000 You know, your tummy may hurt, but your fingers to crank those 90s don't.
09:56:50.000 He tells the truth.
09:56:50.000 That's right.
09:56:53.000 Yeah, if you lay down, it's not going to help your indigestion. 1.00
09:56:56.000 Don't give him the satisfaction of being correct. 1.00
09:56:59.000 Sit up.
09:57:01.000 Take your Pepto Bismol.
09:57:05.000 Everyone's saying, Jaden, play the game.
09:57:07.000 Jaden, play the game.
09:57:09.000 You guys can't tell me what to do.
09:57:11.000 You've been rude to me all night, and this is how you're gonna act.
09:57:14.000 Hey, Jaden, play the game.
09:57:15.000 Yeah, play the game.
09:57:16.000 Come on, let's just play Fortnite, bro.
09:57:19.000 Rob, my name's Lance.
09:57:22.000 Videos, yeah, my name's Darius.
09:57:28.000 I'm in baby mode, and I'm black. 1.00
09:57:30.000 Hey, Von Bon, I called you an idiot, fag. 1.00
09:57:34.000 You think you can message me? 1.00
09:57:35.000 Yeah, Von Bon, what are you doing here?
09:57:37.000 We just tried to talk to you. 0.99
09:57:38.000 Yeah, homie's not hearing it for it. 0.98
09:57:43.000 Wait, are you playing on a keyboard? 1.00
09:57:44.000 Yeah, I play keybound. 1.00
09:57:47.000 Oh, you're disgusting. 0.98
09:57:48.000 I don't think you want to play with me anymore. 0.99
09:57:50.000 Hey, Von Bun, what's up?
09:57:51.000 You're just scared I can crank. 1.00
09:57:53.000 Nah, nigga, you can't. 1.00
09:57:54.000 Hey, Little Max, are you black? 1.00
09:58:06.000 Yep. 0.99
09:58:08.000 Nigga's name is Little Max.
09:58:10.000 Is that Little Max who said that?
09:58:12.000 No, I'm black too.
09:58:14.000 Oh, that's cool.
09:58:15.000 Yep.
09:58:16.000 It is cool.
09:58:16.000 Is it like in the hoods over in America or wherever?
09:58:19.000 Hello? 1.00
09:58:20.000 Lots of blacks in America. 0.98
09:58:22.000 Ain't nothing wrong with that. 1.00
09:58:23.000 Wait, what the fuck are you guys talking about? 0.98
09:58:25.000 There's nothing wrong with that? 0.99
09:58:26.000 Okay.
09:58:27.000 Ain't nothing wrong with that.
09:58:28.000 Come on, bro.
09:58:32.000 Let's play Fortnite.
09:58:33.000 Chill, chill, cuz. 1.00
09:58:35.000 No, we're playing shit. 1.00
09:58:37.000 I'm having a good time. 0.99
09:58:38.000 I just, I want to come here, have a good time.
09:58:40.000 Are you on drugs, Michael?
09:58:41.000 And have a good time?
09:58:42.000 Alcohol.
09:58:43.000 That's the only drug I'm.
09:58:44.000 Actually, marijuana, maybe a little.
09:58:46.000 But, but, but, but, you know what I mean?
09:58:48.000 I just want to come here and have a good time.
09:58:49.000 Like, what's up?
09:58:50.000 Say everyone, like, you know.
09:58:51.000 Can I have ink for a Fortnite gamer friend?
09:58:55.000 Hello?
09:58:55.000 Hello?
09:58:56.000 I don't like you, Michael.
09:58:57.000 You don't like me?
09:58:59.000 No.
09:59:00.000 I'm going to cry.
09:59:01.000 Why are there so many people in here?
09:59:03.000 It was just like a squad, and now there's all these people in here.
09:59:06.000 There's like a bunch of random squads.
09:59:08.000 See, it's because they heard we were playing Fortnite.
09:59:11.000 No, it's right.
09:59:12.000 I thought, like, you know, just go home.
09:59:17.000 I'm eating Pepco.
09:59:18.000 Yeah, I must be pissing people off, so I'll just leave, I guess.
09:59:21.000 Yeah, bye.
09:59:22.000 No one wants you here.
09:59:23.000 Thank you. 1.00
09:59:24.000 What a fucking piece of shit. 1.00
09:59:26.000 I hate you. 1.00
09:59:27.000 Who the fuck did it? 1.00
09:59:29.000 We're a loser. 1.00
09:59:29.000 Yeah, I hate that guy. 1.00
09:59:31.000 If that guy came to my hood, I would kill him. 1.00
09:59:35.000 Alright, relax. 1.00
09:59:37.000 It's true.
09:59:38.000 Me and my gangbangers.
09:59:41.000 I mean, we'd be out there, shirtless in the street. 1.00
09:59:45.000 Fucking blast them. 1.00
09:59:46.000 Blast them with Glocks. 1.00
09:59:48.000 Why would you do such a thing? 0.89
09:59:49.000 Ghetto blaster and a Glock. 1.00
09:59:53.000 It's inherently white.
09:59:56.000 Yo, anybody ever smoke weed and drink at the same time? 0.93
10:00:00.000 Yeah, but I smoke weed. 1.00
10:00:02.000 You're the fucking idiot. 1.00
10:00:04.000 Shut up. 1.00
10:00:05.000 Jesus Christ. 1.00
10:00:07.000 Music sucks, man. 0.99
10:00:10.000 Hey, it's a good song, but you know, you shouldn't play it here. 0.99
10:00:14.000 What song was it?
10:00:16.000 Is it a good idea to get cross faded?
10:00:19.000 I'm trying to do that tonight.
10:00:21.000 I don't know if it's a good idea.
10:00:24.000 I can't help myself by the four tops. 0.98
10:00:29.000 When the fuck did I ask? 0.99
10:00:32.000 Yeah, you're so funny, bro. 1.00
10:00:32.000 What? 1.00
10:00:33.000 You got the whole squad laughing.
10:00:35.000 Yeah, yeah, dude.
10:00:35.000 Yeah, I'll be funny in a minute when I step on your face, Connor.
10:00:38.000 You're so funny, bro.
10:00:39.000 Sounds like a bogey.
10:00:40.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
10:00:42.000 We're in this fight out of nowhere.
10:00:44.000 What are we even fighting about?
10:00:45.000 It's not even a fight.
10:00:46.000 Nobody's pressed.
10:00:47.000 This guy just thinks he can get other abuse.
10:00:49.000 Yeah, for real.
10:00:50.000 Ain't nobody pressed.
10:00:53.000 Look at this boy. 0.99
10:00:54.000 He already left because he didn't get anybody's fucking handies twisted. 1.00
10:00:57.000 Alexa, leave. 0.99
10:00:58.000 This is a men only chat. 1.00
10:01:00.000 No one wants you here. 1.00
10:01:01.000 Yeah, Alexa, get out of here. 1.00
10:01:03.000 Get out of here. 1.00
10:01:04.000 Fuck off. 1.00
10:01:06.000 Alexa, who it is? 1.00
10:01:09.000 Out.
10:01:09.000 Yeah, that's right.
10:01:11.000 I run this.
10:01:12.000 We're not ganging up on. 1.00
10:01:14.000 Gang shit. 1.00
10:01:15.000 Gang shit. 1.00
10:01:16.000 Gang. 1.00
10:01:17.000 Fuck your music, man. 1.00
10:01:18.000 Gang banger. 1.00
10:01:20.000 Yeah, yeah, gang bang.
10:01:22.000 Yeah, gang bang. 1.00
10:01:23.000 Yo, is that a real girl? 0.99
10:01:23.000 What about it? 0.99
10:01:27.000 Is that a real girl in the chat? 0.86
10:01:28.000 Real Ubu hours. 1.00
10:01:29.000 Who the fuck is Ubu? 1.00
10:01:30.000 Oh my god. 0.99
10:01:31.000 Nobody's up.
10:01:32.000 It's not Ubu hours.
10:01:33.000 I'm all nervous.
10:01:34.000 I'm taking a picture now. 0.99
10:01:35.000 You are fat. 1.00
10:01:36.000 You are fat. 1.00
10:01:37.000 Leave. 1.00
10:01:37.000 Leave. 1.00
10:01:38.000 I just want to play Fortnite, bro.
10:01:41.000 Slay, bro.
10:01:42.000 She said, RAR XD, bro. 1.00
10:01:46.000 Get out of here, fatty. 0.99
10:01:48.000 Who's saying that? 0.98
10:01:50.000 Volatile and RAR XD.
10:01:58.000 I've never roared at anyone in my life.
10:02:00.000 Hey, do you have a boyfriend?
10:02:03.000 No.
10:02:03.000 Do you want a boyfriend?
10:02:05.000 No.
10:02:07.000 I'm gonna take it.
10:02:10.000 Yo, you got massive cubs, man.
10:02:12.000 Bro, I thought I was.
10:02:15.000 I'm here for myself just to say that.
10:02:19.000 Bro, I ain't trying to play no Fortnite, bro.
10:02:22.000 I'm trying to play her. 1.00
10:02:23.000 She's fat. 1.00
10:02:24.000 She is so. 1.00
10:02:25.000 Come on. 1.00
10:02:26.000 She's fat. 1.00
10:02:26.000 Stop simping. 1.00
10:02:28.000 Bro, I don't fuck with them fat bitches. 1.00
10:02:31.000 There's no one on this Discord that is above three. 1.00
10:02:39.000 Hey, somebody that's high over here, man. 1.00
10:02:41.000 We all high as fuck, bro. 1.00
10:02:42.000 Locked on cap. 1.00
10:02:43.000 Yeah, no, you're fat. 1.00
10:02:44.000 Yeah, shut up, fatty. 1.00
10:02:46.000 Bro, fat with that pH, though, or like no cap? 1.00
10:02:49.000 No, like no cap, though.
10:02:51.000 I got little fixes, but I got fat.
10:02:54.000 Yeah, gross. 1.00
10:02:55.000 Probably got saggy, fat ass. 1.00
10:02:57.000 Nobody wants to see that. 1.00
10:02:58.000 Ain't nobody want to see that.
10:03:01.000 I want to address a problem real quick.
10:03:06.000 I'm a smasher past me.
10:03:08.000 There's so many people who want to smash the dog, bro. 1.00
10:03:11.000 Yeah, it's why it's a white girl thing. 1.00
10:03:11.000 What the fuck? 1.00
10:03:14.000 What the fuck, man? 1.00
10:03:16.000 That's a bestiality type shit. 1.00
10:03:19.000 Nigga, you got an issue? 1.00
10:03:20.000 I got an issue, bro. 1.00
10:03:21.000 Whoever said, Nigga, I'm a fucking mom. 1.00
10:03:26.000 What? 1.00
10:03:28.000 And that's a black person.
10:03:30.000 Yeah, we're black.
10:03:31.000 We're black here.
10:03:34.000 I've never met a black person before.
10:03:37.000 Really? 0.96
10:03:38.000 Hey, hey.
10:03:40.000 Now I'm joking.
10:03:41.000 I live in London. 0.60
10:03:42.000 Who was the one who said nigga, bro?
10:03:43.000 Can't be saying that. 0.92
10:03:45.000 Oh, okay.
10:03:46.000 Can't be saying that.
10:03:46.000 Yeah, yeah.
10:03:47.000 That's for us.
10:03:48.000 That's our word.
10:03:49.000 Shout out, man.
10:03:50.000 Shout out, man. 1.00
10:03:52.000 Bro, cheesehead, what the fuck are you saying? 1.00
10:03:54.000 What? 1.00
10:03:54.000 Nah, I'm black. 1.00
10:03:56.000 I'm black. 0.96
10:03:58.000 Why are you laughing at me, brother? 0.97
10:04:02.000 I don't even believe you.
10:04:03.000 No, I'm not laughing at you, fellow brother. 1.00
10:04:06.000 I'm gonna head to shoot a nigga through the screen. 1.00
10:04:10.000 You better not, but you shoot me through the screen. 1.00
10:04:13.000 You better wake up and apologize, boy. 0.98
10:04:16.000 Dools, bro. 1.00
10:04:18.000 This is ugly, bro. 0.99
10:04:20.000 Everybody put that pass button. 1.00
10:04:21.000 Make this nigga's fucking confidence go away. 1.00
10:04:25.000 Stop saying the N word. 1.00
10:04:26.000 I don't like it. 0.97
10:04:28.000 I see you as my black mother. 1.00
10:04:33.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00
10:04:34.000 Stop using the N word. 1.00
10:04:37.000 It's not your word.
10:04:49.000 Who's saying the N word?
10:04:54.000 I can't hear it.
10:04:55.000 It is racist to say it.
10:05:00.000 Literally, who is saying it though? 1.00
10:05:02.000 My balls look like two fucking lumps of chocolate. 1.00
10:05:06.000 I'm not even trying to say it. 1.00
10:05:10.000 Brandon Hood, are you from, bro? 0.90
10:05:12.000 I'm trying to call this woman fat and you guys are all yelling over each other. 1.00
10:05:18.000 She is fat. 1.00
10:05:20.000 Can we continue to bully her until she. 1.00
10:05:22.000 The black and the white man must unite to bully out this guy. 0.92
10:05:27.000 I'm trying to touch Finkies though, bro.
10:05:29.000 Who is who trying to touch Finkies? 1.00
10:05:31.000 I'm trying to rape the guy who said the N word. 0.99
10:05:33.000 I'm not trying to hold hands, but I'm trying to touch Finkies. 1.00
10:05:38.000 I'm trying to talk to the girl here.
10:05:40.000 So, please be quiet while I try and talk to the girl. 1.00
10:05:43.000 Are you British? 1.00
10:05:44.000 I'll let you sing, but I'll let you sing. 0.99
10:05:46.000 So, where are you from, girl? 0.99
10:05:47.000 Oh, I hate you, man. 0.99
10:05:49.000 What? 1.00
10:05:49.000 Where are you from? 1.00
10:05:51.000 I'm from Amsterdam.
10:05:53.000 Oh. 0.99
10:05:53.000 Bro, you're fat. 0.99
10:05:54.000 Oh, so you're skinny. 1.00
10:05:55.000 Bro, Amsterdam bitches are fat, bro. 1.00
10:05:57.000 Yeah, you're from Amsterdam. 1.00
10:06:00.000 You even know what country that is?
10:06:04.000 Amsterdam? 1.00
10:06:05.000 Yeah, we know what country that bitches came from. 1.00
10:06:08.000 Yeah, you're fat. 1.00
10:06:09.000 I'm Amazonian, is what I am. 1.00
10:06:12.000 Gross.
10:06:12.000 Ugh.
10:06:12.000 Even fatter.
10:06:14.000 Amazon means Brazil, and Brazil means. 1.00
10:06:17.000 Everyone who works at Amazon is fucking fat. 1.00
10:06:21.000 Are you really fat around here, man? 1.00
10:06:24.000 Oh my god, we're maxing. 1.00
10:06:26.000 Every black guy joined their call once the fat chick joined. 0.99
10:06:32.000 Yeah, all of us black people have joined the chat. 1.00
10:06:36.000 Bro, she shut the fuck up! 1.00
10:06:38.000 What are you saying? 1.00
10:06:39.000 Why are you telling me to shut up?
10:06:41.000 I don't miss you, bro!
10:06:42.000 We are brothers!
10:06:44.000 So cruel.
10:06:47.000 You're ganging up on one of your own, brother.
10:06:50.000 My bad, brother.
10:06:51.000 Yeah, so bad.
10:06:53.000 But why y'all so mad, though?
10:06:55.000 I'm not mad. 1.00
10:06:56.000 Yo, are you a hooker? 0.98
10:06:59.000 I'm not a hooker, brother. 1.00
10:07:00.000 I'm not a slut. 0.70
10:07:01.000 I'm just a normal dude living life. 1.00
10:07:03.000 Yo, fat woman. 0.99
10:07:08.000 Yo, fat woman. 1.00
10:07:09.000 If you appreciate a woman with a dick, then sure I am. 1.00
10:07:15.000 Job of the hut. 1.00
10:07:16.000 Sam, I invite you. 1.00
10:07:18.000 Bitch, I'm called a trap. 1.00
10:07:21.000 I'm not talking to you. 1.00
10:07:24.000 Then be more clear about it. 1.00
10:07:26.000 Damn, you sound like a bitch. 1.00
10:07:28.000 Yeah, total bitch. 1.00
10:07:30.000 Fat bitch. 1.00
10:07:33.000 Fat. 1.00
10:07:34.000 Get her out of here. 1.00
10:07:35.000 What if I do this?
10:07:37.000 What if I do this? 1.00
10:07:38.000 Take her coat and get her out. 1.00
10:07:39.000 Yeah.
10:07:40.000 Good job, boys.
10:07:41.000 Good job.
10:07:42.000 We got that one.
10:07:43.000 We did it.
10:07:44.000 Yes, sir.
10:07:44.000 Nice work.
10:07:45.000 Yes, sir.
10:07:45.000 Ski.
10:07:46.000 Thumbs, bitch. 1.00
10:07:48.000 Get out of here. 1.00
10:07:49.000 She ran away, man.
10:07:51.000 Bro, this is the bro code, bro. 1.00
10:07:53.000 Fuck off. 1.00
10:07:56.000 Hell yeah. 1.00
10:07:57.000 Bro, what the fuck do you think it's on, dog? 1.00
10:08:02.000 This chat's for the blacks only, am I right? 1.00
10:08:04.000 Hell yeah. 1.00
10:08:06.000 Blacks only. 1.00
10:08:08.000 No whites allowed. 1.00
10:08:09.000 I see any white people around here? 0.99
10:08:11.000 Dead on site. 0.98
10:08:13.000 Yeah, bro, for real.
10:08:14.000 Yeah. 1.00
10:08:14.000 Just kill all the white people, bro. 1.00
10:08:16.000 Hell yeah, dude. 1.00
10:08:17.000 Fuck them. 1.00
10:08:18.000 Alright, here we go. 1.00
10:08:19.000 Oh my god.
10:08:20.000 Maybe off them doors. 1.00
10:08:22.000 Turn them lights, embo. 0.98
10:08:24.000 Bro, we the black chapters.
10:08:26.000 I'm greeting that guy.
10:08:27.000 That guy's.
10:08:27.000 Please turn it down.
10:08:28.000 It's too loud.
10:08:29.000 It got muted.
10:08:32.000 I muted him.
10:08:33.000 Who, Murder?
10:08:34.000 Oh, bro, Murder was just playing music the whole time.
10:08:36.000 Alright, I'm muting you now.
10:08:37.000 You're not funny.
10:08:38.000 I'm over it.
10:08:39.000 These speakers on the mic.
10:08:41.000 Dude, boring.
10:08:43.000 So, what do you guys think about Trump or whatever? 1.00
10:08:47.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00
10:08:48.000 You're a fellow American, aren't you? 1.00
10:08:50.000 He's great.
10:08:50.000 Yep.
10:08:51.000 I'm a black guy. 1.00
10:08:52.000 I fuck with Trump. 1.00
10:08:53.000 I'm not gonna lie. 1.00
10:08:54.000 He's funny.
10:08:55.000 Keep being sarcastic. 0.97
10:08:57.000 No, like, I don't agree with some of the shit he does, but he's a funny dude. 1.00
10:09:01.000 So, I fuck with him. 1.00
10:09:02.000 Yeah, he is. 1.00
10:09:04.000 I wish he'd ban everyone from India. 1.00
10:09:07.000 I wish he just kicked out entire America. 1.00
10:09:10.000 Not just the Mexicans. 0.99
10:09:14.000 Everyone hates Trump here, but. 1.00
10:09:17.000 No, to be honest, bro, I actually do not give a fuck that he kicks out the Mexicans. 1.00
10:09:20.000 I don't even fuck with Mexicans. 1.00
10:09:22.000 Never met him in my life. 1.00
10:09:24.000 There's no border here, so they don't come here.
10:09:26.000 They're taking over our gang territory.
10:09:29.000 True.
10:09:30.000 Too true.
10:09:31.000 People want to let the cartel beheadings and all that.
10:09:34.000 I'm literally just flipping.
10:09:35.000 Who are you voting for, dog?
10:09:38.000 I ain't voting for any of these presidents.
10:09:39.000 They're trying to take my strap away, bro. 1.00
10:09:41.000 The fuck? 1.00
10:09:41.000 Why would anybody want to take. 1.00
10:09:44.000 Nah, dude.
10:09:45.000 Trump is going to protect your Second Amendment.
10:09:47.000 Oh, you're right. 0.99
10:09:48.000 Actually, who is a president that doesn't want to take away my fucking gun? 1.00
10:09:52.000 Trump. 1.00
10:09:55.000 Bro, what'd you say?
10:09:57.000 Trump doesn't want to take away your guns.
10:09:58.000 Democrats.
10:09:59.000 He's the only one?
10:09:59.000 That's it?
10:10:00.000 Yeah, dude.
10:10:01.000 Everybody else wants to take away my gun. 0.99
10:10:02.000 Does every fucking president actually want to take away my gun? 1.00
10:10:05.000 All the Democrats, yeah. 1.00
10:10:06.000 That's fucking way. 0.98
10:10:07.000 How many Democrats are running? 0.99
10:10:09.000 Right now, it's like a billion. 1.00
10:10:12.000 How many fucking Republicans are running? 1.00
10:10:14.000 Just Trump. 1.00
10:10:15.000 Trump. 1.00
10:10:16.000 What the fuck? 1.00
10:10:17.000 Why is it so fucking garbage right now? 1.00
10:10:19.000 This is not fair. 1.00
10:10:22.000 That's the way it works.
10:10:23.000 It's always.
10:10:24.000 You know. 1.00
10:10:25.000 Black guy, the black man getting screwed again. 1.00
10:10:28.000 On one side. 1.00
10:10:29.000 The Blexit movement. 1.00
10:10:30.000 Well, Trevor Burney's going to get fucking chosen or some shit, bro. 1.00
10:10:33.000 Because all these fucking fuckheads around here. 1.00
10:10:35.000 Well, he wants to take your gun, bro. 1.00
10:10:37.000 Yeah.
10:10:38.000 That's what I'm saying. 1.00
10:10:38.000 I don't want that shit, man. 1.00
10:10:39.000 I'm going to fucking vote for Trump if I have to. 1.00
10:10:42.000 Fuck. 1.00
10:10:42.000 Hell yeah. 1.00
10:10:43.000 Now we're talking.
10:10:44.000 This is real Blexit, dog. 0.98
10:10:46.000 What do you think of Candace Owens? 1.00
10:10:49.000 I think this is the one year black people are actually going to vote for Trump.
10:10:54.000 That's what this guy keeps telling me.
10:10:59.000 That's what this guy keeps telling me.
10:11:02.000 Bro, whose mic is that?
10:11:04.000 I'm far away.
10:11:05.000 I'm just lounging.
10:11:06.000 Bro, where's LJ, bro?
10:11:07.000 Everybody mute.
10:11:08.000 Oh, yeah, I haven't mute. 1.00
10:11:09.000 He's a fucking loser. 1.00
10:11:11.000 That guy sucks. 1.00
10:11:13.000 The guy that toots himself, right? 1.00
10:11:16.000 Maybe we could start getting some donor money for Blexit.
10:11:16.000 Wow.
10:11:19.000 Fuck you, oil. 1.00
10:11:20.000 Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. 1.00
10:11:22.000 Hey, shut up. 1.00
10:11:23.000 Alright, this guy getting muted too. 1.00
10:11:25.000 Fucking nigger sucks. 1.00
10:11:26.000 Oh, whoa! 1.00
10:11:27.000 Alright, we got some Asian Suki. 1.00
10:11:31.000 Hater. 1.00
10:11:33.000 Hating on my people. 0.98
10:11:36.000 You're muted. 1.00
10:11:37.000 Idiot. 1.00
10:11:39.000 Gosh, we're just trying to smooth, but whatever. 1.00
10:11:43.000 That's racist.
10:11:44.000 Yeah, dude.
10:11:46.000 So, you think Bernie Sanders is going to win the nomination?
10:11:50.000 Trump's going to win.
10:11:50.000 He has a big following, I think.
10:11:52.000 He'll win the nomination, but he won't win the White House.
10:11:55.000 Trump's winning. 0.76
10:11:55.000 Nah, dog. 0.76
10:11:58.000 Wait, how many Republican representatives are in the White House?
10:12:01.000 Wait, what?
10:12:10.000 You mean Congress?
10:12:12.000 No, in the White House at the moment.
10:12:15.000 Well, just one.
10:12:17.000 One?
10:12:17.000 Yeah, just Donald Trump.
10:12:18.000 Nah, how many are just chilling in there right now?
10:12:22.000 Just the one.
10:12:22.000 Just the one guy.
10:12:24.000 The big guy.
10:12:25.000 Oh, just Trump?
10:12:26.000 Yeah.
10:12:28.000 Okay, yeah, just a big man.
10:12:33.000 Somebody, why is he so lonely?
10:12:35.000 Man, what's up? 0.94
10:12:36.000 Eat my hot steamy poo. 1.00
10:12:38.000 What the fuck? 1.00
10:12:40.000 Gross. 1.00
10:12:43.000 Ew, why would you say that? 0.72
10:12:45.000 Yeah, I don't know.
10:12:47.000 You're saying hello, man.
10:12:49.000 Yeah, we should go.
10:12:51.000 Uh, never mind.
10:12:52.000 Don't do that. 1.00
10:12:53.000 That fucking guy in car room two is streaming porn. 1.00
10:12:56.000 Don't do that. 1.00
10:12:57.000 Wait, for real?
10:13:00.000 Texas, you're on no fap.
10:13:02.000 I can't do that.
10:13:03.000 Based, you're on no fap king, yeah, for like a year and a half.
10:13:08.000 He left.
10:13:09.000 The one that's gonna vote for Trump left.
10:13:13.000 Aw man, our base Trump voter. 0.99
10:13:16.000 He went to watch porn, man. 1.00
10:13:19.000 Bruh, I've already seen that shit before. 1.00
10:13:23.000 That's sad as fuck. 1.00
10:13:25.000 Seen what the porny streaming. 1.00
10:13:29.000 Take a page out of the slices book and go no fap. 1.00
10:13:33.000 Yeah, a lot of king shit in here. 1.00
10:13:35.000 We got a black king voting Trump. 1.00
10:13:37.000 We got an Anglo king on no fap. 0.78
10:13:40.000 It's kind of a based server.
10:13:43.000 Okay, bro. 1.00
10:13:44.000 It's true, it's just king shit. 1.00
10:13:48.000 Nothing but king shit here. 1.00
10:13:50.000 That's true, bro. 1.00
10:13:51.000 It's a fucking sausage fest. 1.00
10:13:54.000 We bullied that fat girl out. 1.00
10:13:57.000 Yes, sir. 1.00
10:13:58.000 There was a fat one in here?
10:13:59.000 Yeah. 1.00
10:14:00.000 There was a fat lady in here. 1.00
10:14:02.000 She worked at Amazon and she's from like Amsterdam or some shit. 1.00
10:14:06.000 Ah, this loser's back. 1.00
10:14:07.000 Dang it. 1.00
10:14:08.000 Who is this?
10:14:09.000 Oh, Von Bon?
10:14:10.000 Yeah, get him out. 0.99
10:14:11.000 They don't fucking talk. 1.00
10:14:13.000 Yo, he's dead. 1.00
10:14:14.000 He's DM'd me and just. 1.00
10:14:15.000 Yeah, he keeps sending me pictures of shit. 1.00
10:14:18.000 Why, yo, he's definitely himself because he bullied. 1.00
10:14:23.000 He's a freak. 0.85
10:14:27.000 Who's the freak, man? 0.94
10:14:30.000 Yo, my boy Lil Max looking for a freak.
10:14:37.000 Hell no, man. 0.91
10:14:40.000 Hey, you from Baltimore?
10:14:41.000 I'm literally simping.
10:14:43.000 Nah, bro, I'm from Dallas, Texas, bro.
10:14:45.000 Section 2.
10:14:47.000 No, Ollie, all that.
10:14:48.000 Never mind.
10:14:49.000 Anybody in Texas over here, man?
10:14:52.000 Hey, what up, Blue Max?
10:14:53.000 Nah, bro, we ain't there. 0.99
10:14:55.000 All of us be tripping on some other shit, bro. 1.00
10:14:58.000 Hey, Von Bon, stop sending me cringe shit. 1.00
10:15:00.000 What the fuck? 1.00
10:15:01.000 Fuck off. 1.00
10:15:03.000 Sugar Daddy 2, bro. 1.00
10:15:04.000 What the fuck? 0.99
10:15:08.000 Hey, Sugar Daddy version 2. 1.00
10:15:10.000 Oh, I have that guy muted.
10:15:12.000 Or no, he's muted himself.
10:15:13.000 Nah, he's muted himself. 1.00
10:15:18.000 Half the fucking people here are muted. 0.99
10:15:20.000 People join, but they don't want to talk. 1.00
10:15:21.000 They just want to listen.
10:15:23.000 This man likes sexting.
10:15:25.000 This man likes BDSM.
10:15:28.000 It'd be like that.
10:15:32.000 What are my roles?
10:15:35.000 Oh, member, because I'm not a freak.
10:15:41.000 Turn your mic up a little bit, Volatile.
10:15:43.000 I'm lounging in my chair, dog.
10:15:46.000 Sorry, man.
10:15:47.000 Better, better.
10:15:48.000 Are you happy?
10:15:50.000 Can you hear me now?
10:15:50.000 Yeah, I'm happy.
10:15:51.000 Yeah.
10:15:53.000 How do you get rolls?
10:15:54.000 Yo.
10:15:55.000 What time is it?
10:15:56.000 Where have you uploaded?
10:15:58.000 Yeah.
10:15:59.000 7 30 a.m.
10:16:00.000 You got Rich muted?
10:16:01.000 I got what? 1.00
10:16:02.000 I got my shit. 1.00
10:16:04.000 You got RJCH muted? 1.00
10:16:07.000 I do, yeah.
10:16:09.000 Why?
10:16:10.000 I don't know.
10:16:11.000 I think I was annoyed with him in a different call.
10:16:13.000 I'm not sure.
10:16:15.000 Oh.
10:16:16.000 Well, he said he was just chilling in here the whole time.
10:16:19.000 And he's not following you or anything.
10:16:22.000 Oh, yeah, he is following me.
10:16:24.000 That is probably why.
10:16:27.000 You say it was like seven? 1.00
10:16:28.000 What the fuck, you in Ontario or some shit? 1.00
10:16:31.000 Who, me? 1.00
10:16:33.000 No, volatile.
10:16:34.000 Bro, it's 7 a.m.
10:16:36.000 It's 7 30. 0.99
10:16:37.000 Yeah, what are you fucking in Ontario? 0.99
10:16:39.000 Yeah, 7 30. 0.99
10:16:40.000 I'm in Texas, bro.
10:16:41.000 Yo, me too, bro. 1.00
10:16:42.000 What the fuck? 0.99
10:16:43.000 Yeah, I'm in Fort Worth. 1.00
10:16:45.000 You're in Fort Worth. 1.00
10:16:46.000 Yo, what the fuck? 1.00
10:16:48.000 Yo, I've been in Fort Worth all the fucking time, bro. 1.00
10:16:51.000 Hey, we can hang out, bro. 0.99
10:16:52.000 We can hang out.
10:16:53.000 Straight up.
10:16:54.000 Yo, you smoke or anything?
10:16:55.000 Yeah, bro.
10:16:57.000 Oh, bad, bro. 1.00
10:16:58.000 I got the fucking plugs all over fucking Texas. 1.00
10:17:02.000 Yo, let's do it. 1.00
10:17:04.000 Hell yeah.
10:17:05.000 I got bongs for days, pills for days, alcohol.
10:17:09.000 Yes, sir.
10:17:09.000 We talk about Trump.
10:17:10.000 Talk about how our guns are safe.
10:17:13.000 You know, talk about our gun collection.
10:17:16.000 Yeah, we can talk about building the wall.
10:17:19.000 Oh, yes.
10:17:19.000 Oh, yes.
10:17:20.000 That is mandatory.
10:17:22.000 Mandatory talk.
10:17:23.000 Yes, sir.
10:17:25.000 What's up, Puma?
10:17:25.000 What's up?
10:17:28.000 Are you guys from Dallas that are in Texas?
10:17:30.000 Yeah, I'm from Dallas, Texas.
10:17:34.000 Hey, yo, she said, she said, RJCH ain't following you.
10:17:39.000 Me and him have been talking for a while, and he's just talking to me.
10:17:42.000 He's following me around.
10:17:44.000 Oh, okay.
10:17:44.000 I'll just be here.
10:17:46.000 Yeah, he's not trying to follow you.
10:17:47.000 Yeah, alright.
10:17:50.000 I'll unmute him then.
10:17:51.000 I didn't know that Jay was on the call.
10:17:54.000 Yo, RJ, you're muted by yourself, though, by the way.
10:17:56.000 I'm just letting you know.
10:17:58.000 Dude, there's all kinds of people.
10:17:59.000 Some people do that.
10:18:00.000 They like to listen in.
10:18:03.000 Nah, he was talking earlier, though. 0.99
10:18:06.000 It's fucking creepy. 0.99
10:18:08.000 For real. 1.00
10:18:09.000 Dude, eat hot soup, steam my poo, shut up. 1.00
10:18:15.000 Bro, eat hot chick. 0.99
10:18:17.000 Barking, so eat hot.
10:18:18.000 Tell I eat hot.
10:18:25.000 I think I have a problem. 1.00
10:18:27.000 I hate women. 1.00
10:18:29.000 Are you an incel, bro? 1.00
10:18:31.000 Yeah, by choice.
10:18:34.000 Yeah, oh, that's fine. 0.91
10:18:41.000 All those, all these like that woman that just joined, like you know, most of the time, she's simping, and I don't even know she's. 1.00
10:18:49.000 Fat, but I instantly started calling her fat and a whore. 1.00
10:18:52.000 I thought I'd be the same, but I didn't even say shit. 1.00
10:18:54.000 I mean, it's in my name. 0.98
10:18:55.000 I don't know what to do. 1.00
10:18:59.000 I just yell at women all the time. 1.00
10:19:02.000 Every time I see them, I just start smiling. 1.00
10:19:04.000 I think what it is, bro, is you just are an incel towards an unattractive woman. 0.96
10:19:04.000 Nah, bro. 0.96
10:19:10.000 In fact, well, everyone on the server is that.
10:19:13.000 Exactly.
10:19:14.000 So you're just an incel on the server.
10:19:16.000 But you're not an incel.
10:19:17.000 Why are you on the server?
10:19:19.000 What brought you here? 0.99
10:19:20.000 I'm just here to hang with the homies, you know, to hang with my black boys, my black community. 1.00
10:19:25.000 Wait, you're black. 1.00
10:19:26.000 Cheesehead. 1.00
10:19:27.000 Hell yeah. 0.52
10:19:28.000 The community. 1.00
10:19:29.000 Everyone in here is black. 1.00
10:19:30.000 Yo, Cheesehead is black. 0.99
10:19:31.000 I've been talking for like 30 minutes. 1.00
10:19:32.000 You didn't tell me you're black. 1.00
10:19:34.000 Dude, if you're not black, then why does that matter? 1.00
10:19:37.000 Yeah, I want to get this race, man. 1.00
10:19:40.000 No, I didn't say it matters. 1.00
10:19:42.000 I was just shocked, that's all.
10:19:43.000 I didn't know he's black.
10:19:44.000 Why are you shocked? 0.99
10:19:46.000 This guy's racist. 0.95
10:19:46.000 Kyle doesn't matter. 0.95
10:19:47.000 Let's bully RJ. 1.00
10:19:48.000 RJ.
10:19:49.000 RJ, my homie, bro.
10:19:50.000 Nah, Yeah. 1.00
10:19:52.000 RJ, you're gay. 1.00
10:19:53.000 I was talking about skin. 1.00
10:19:55.000 You're a racist. 1.00
10:19:55.000 Wow. 1.00
10:19:58.000 That's just an insult.
10:20:01.000 Yo, wait.
10:20:02.000 Sugar Daddy streaming. 0.93
10:20:03.000 Slander, are you not talking?
10:20:06.000 What was he streaming?
10:20:07.000 I don't know.
10:20:08.000 Let's see. 0.98
10:20:10.000 Probably the porn guy. 0.99
10:20:12.000 Oh, it is porn. 1.00
10:20:13.000 Fuck. 1.00
10:20:14.000 Goddamn. 1.00
10:20:15.000 Stay away, man. 1.00
10:20:16.000 I can't go in there. 1.00
10:20:19.000 Damn, I trusted him for a second. 0.99
10:20:22.000 Can we get him banned? 0.99
10:20:24.000 Probably, yeah.
10:20:24.000 I think.
10:20:25.000 Well, I mean, it is sugared IDV too, so it's probably a second account ban.
10:20:32.000 Let's ban him again.
10:20:33.000 He ran.
10:20:34.000 That's why he pulled.
10:20:35.000 Moment.
10:20:36.000 Moment.
10:20:37.000 Unmolested for the moment.
10:20:40.000 I don't want to.
10:20:41.000 Oh, Jay.
10:20:42.000 Do you support Donald Trump in America?
10:20:46.000 Yes.
10:20:46.000 As a Canadian, I do.
10:20:48.000 Yes.
10:20:48.000 Oh.
10:20:50.000 We have a soy boy running our country. 1.00
10:20:52.000 I know, I know. 1.00
10:20:53.000 I sound American, though. 1.00
10:20:54.000 I only hang out with Americans.
10:20:55.000 We can't really do this in the first few seconds between accents.
10:20:58.000 Sorry.
10:20:59.000 But you got Justin Trudell or something. 1.00
10:21:02.000 The blackface race. 1.00
10:21:04.000 The neoliberal. 1.00
10:21:05.000 Yo, RJ, do you agree with the fact that almost the entire fucking majority of candidates are fucking Democrats? 0.99
10:21:16.000 Which candidates? 0.99
10:21:17.000 In America?
10:21:18.000 Yeah.
10:21:19.000 Fed are running.
10:21:20.000 And they all want to take our guns away.
10:21:23.000 Yes.
10:21:24.000 Gun grabbing, my dude.
10:21:26.000 Yes, I've heard about it.
10:21:28.000 I feel like it's not happening though because everyone's just trying to get out of it today.
10:21:32.000 Yeah, that pissed me off.
10:21:33.000 I'm like, I'm going to vote for this guy.
10:21:34.000 I'm like, wait, this guy's taking my guns away.
10:21:38.000 Welcome to the reactionary club, my guy.
10:21:40.000 Yes.
10:21:40.000 They are going to take away your guns.
10:21:42.000 Why?
10:21:43.000 Why does everybody have that idea? 1.00
10:21:46.000 Well, the disarmed citizenry is just easier to control, is all. 1.00
10:21:51.000 That's dumb. 1.00
10:21:54.000 That's not freedom, then. 0.99
10:21:55.000 Yeah, for real.
10:21:58.000 Freedom.
10:22:00.000 What is freedom?
10:22:03.000 It is an idea.
10:22:03.000 It's a mirage in the sky.
10:22:08.000 Maybe you're truly free when you're dead. 1.00
10:22:10.000 So everybody just kill themselves if the Democrat is alive. 1.00
10:22:14.000 That is your island. 0.99
10:22:16.000 I think you've been following me.
10:22:21.000 I'm intellectual.
10:22:22.000 It's not true.
10:22:24.000 I think you've been following me.
10:22:25.000 Yeah, I think you've been following us.
10:22:28.000 I've been talking to you.
10:22:30.000 Yeah, I don't think so.
10:22:31.000 I am literally just.
10:22:33.000 I just realized your name.
10:22:34.000 I'm simping in it.
10:22:36.000 Yes, sir.
10:22:37.000 You a simp?
10:22:39.000 Born and raised. 0.99
10:22:42.000 Are you gay, RJ? 0.97
10:22:44.000 You like to follow people around? 1.00
10:22:46.000 Yeah, he's been harassing us.
10:22:48.000 I'm a.
10:22:49.000 Why?
10:22:50.000 Did you do something to him or what?
10:22:54.000 I think he's just obsessed.
10:22:56.000 Because you guys are just so cool, right?
10:22:58.000 That's true.
10:22:59.000 Well, I mean, if you think about it, there's not many call rooms open.
10:23:03.000 True.
10:23:04.000 Yeah, just join in the call room that's open.
10:23:06.000 It's almost like he's followed us to other servers.
10:23:09.000 It's weird.
10:23:10.000 What?
10:23:10.000 What?
10:23:12.000 How?
10:23:12.000 That's creepy then.
10:23:15.000 I've been talking to him, I'm literally just simping for over an hour.
10:23:18.000 Oh.
10:23:18.000 Wait, wait, hold up.
10:23:19.000 Hold up.
10:23:20.000 Hold up.
10:23:20.000 If you want to debunk this, right click him, go to his profile, and look at the mutual server.
10:23:27.000 All right, right click him.
10:23:29.000 Go where?
10:23:30.000 Profile.
10:23:30.000 I'm going to read.
10:23:32.000 And once you click profile, you'll see mutual.
10:23:35.000 Yep, mutual servers.
10:23:36.000 He's on more than one.
10:23:38.000 Which ones?
10:23:39.000 Which are they, though, instead of just saying that?
10:23:43.000 Very weird how that works.
10:23:45.000 Very weird.
10:23:46.000 I feel like you're holding back some info.
10:23:49.000 Yeah.
10:23:50.000 I got mutual servers.
10:23:52.000 Hold on, though.
10:23:53.000 Daddy, yeah, I'm in daddy too.
10:23:55.000 Yeah, I'm a member of the intellectualist.
10:24:00.000 I'm awesome. 0.99
10:24:05.000 There's a lot of fucking philosophers in that one. 0.98
10:24:09.000 Oh, I'm sure. 0.99
10:24:10.000 I'm in basically every single person. 1.00
10:24:11.000 Everyone's fucking retarded on intellectuals. 1.00
10:24:15.000 Yeah, everybody's fucking retarded, honestly. 1.00
10:24:17.000 You're right. 1.00
10:24:18.000 They say they're smart, but the voice chats are just canceling.
10:24:23.000 Yeah, I agree. 1.00
10:24:24.000 People can be smart individuals, but as soon as they get exposure to power on the internet, they just go fucking. 0.96
10:24:31.000 Some people can be smart when they type and that, but when they're in voice chats, it's like the social experience kind of makes them laugh. 0.98
10:24:38.000 That's true.
10:24:39.000 Because I'm an intellectual, okay?
10:24:44.000 Yeah, he's an intellect.
10:24:45.000 He's a philosopher.
10:24:46.000 That's his philosophy on the internet.
10:24:49.000 Nietzsche.
10:24:50.000 Got Nietzsche in chat.
10:24:51.000 Nietzsche. 1.00
10:24:52.000 Who the fuck is that? 1.00
10:24:55.000 Oh, lovely. 0.99
10:24:56.000 Thank you.
10:24:57.000 That was pretty juicy, bro.
10:24:59.000 Can I drink that one?
10:25:00.000 Yo, yo, I'm going to seven because I'm going to.
10:25:08.000 Alright.
10:25:08.000 See you later, bro.
10:25:11.000 Bro, I'm not moving for shit. 0.99
10:25:12.000 This is my game. 1.00
10:25:15.000 This is my block.
10:25:18.000 Since when?
10:25:18.000 Hell yeah.
10:25:20.000 Oh, can I get my N word pass? 0.51
10:25:22.000 What up, dogs? 1.00
10:25:23.000 What up, homies? 1.00
10:25:24.000 What up? 1.00
10:25:26.000 Hey.
10:25:28.000 Bro, we're playing Fortnite, man.
10:25:32.000 Is that a girl? 0.62
10:25:35.000 Yes, I'm fat. 0.98
10:25:38.000 Fat woman. 1.00
10:25:39.000 Oh, it's the homies' cheese head. 1.00
10:25:41.000 Women can get enough attention, IRL, unless you're fat and gross. 1.00
10:25:46.000 That's why you're on the Discord. 1.00
10:25:48.000 Jesus Christ.
10:25:51.000 Likes cooking?
10:25:52.000 Why?
10:25:52.000 Likes cooking lots of food so you can eat it.
10:25:56.000 Fat bitches. 1.00
10:25:57.000 I like fat women. 1.00
10:25:59.000 I like fat women. 1.00
10:26:01.000 Okay, dude, whatever. 1.00
10:26:06.000 They're nice. 1.00
10:26:08.000 Who fucked a fat woman? 1.00
10:26:10.000 Ach hee hee. 1.00
10:26:12.000 Oh, bruh. 1.00
10:26:13.000 What are you like, Arab or something? 1.00
10:26:16.000 A C H E! 1.00
10:26:18.000 Bruh. 0.97
10:26:22.000 That's how you brother.
10:26:24.000 Nick, I swear. 1.00
10:26:25.000 Or fuck. 1.00
10:26:26.000 Hold on, nevermind. 1.00
10:26:28.000 Ha! 1.00
10:26:30.000 Nigga! 1.00
10:26:37.000 Yes, I like also black women. 1.00
10:26:41.000 You know, black is the best. 1.00
10:26:43.000 Yeah, that's your fucking problem. 1.00
10:26:45.000 Why? 1.00
10:26:46.000 No problems. 1.00
10:26:48.000 I fuck everything. 1.00
10:26:50.000 What about dog? 1.00
10:26:53.000 Dog? 1.00
10:26:54.000 I'm not fine, China. 1.00
10:26:55.000 Sorry. 1.00
10:26:57.000 What about goat? 0.58
10:27:00.000 Goat?
10:27:01.000 Hey, what's up?
10:27:07.000 Hey!
10:27:08.000 Didn't you guys ditch us earlier?
10:27:11.000 I don't know.
10:27:13.000 Yeah, that was cringe.
10:27:14.000 We were all hanging out and then you left us.
10:27:17.000 Yeah, we were playing War Thunder, so we're actually doing something useful.
10:27:22.000 Oh, that sounds really useful.
10:27:26.000 How late is it? 0.96
10:27:27.000 I actually need to fucking go soon. 0.98
10:27:28.000 Jesus Christ. 1.00
10:27:30.000 What happens if I shoot that plane? 0.96
10:27:31.000 Come on. 1.00
10:27:32.000 You're the Dutch guy, right? 1.00
10:27:33.000 Base Dutch guy? 1.00
10:27:36.000 Couldn't shoot it.
10:27:38.000 Yes, I'm Dutch.
10:27:39.000 That's right. 0.55
10:27:39.000 Aryan soldier. 0.55
10:27:41.000 No, that's German.
10:27:43.000 No, no.
10:27:44.000 Dutch is Aryan. 0.88
10:27:50.000 It's okay, white man. 0.98
10:27:52.000 Your blood remembers. 0.70
10:27:55.000 Like, I know actually who my family is.
10:27:58.000 Yeah, yeah, it's good.
10:28:00.000 That's good. 0.96
10:28:00.000 Come home, white man. 0.96
10:28:02.000 We have to defend Europa. 0.92
10:28:04.000 Alright, I'm gonna go to Bravo.
10:28:11.000 And hope to God I don't get strafed.
10:28:13.000 That's a big bomb!
10:28:15.000 Whoa!
10:28:16.000 Ooh, a BF-10!
10:28:18.000 Yeah, he damaged himself with that bomb. 0.99
10:28:21.000 How fucking big that explosion was. 0.99
10:28:22.000 Oh, by the way, I'm almost there. 0.99
10:28:24.000 Alright. 1.00
10:28:25.000 God damn, so much fucking smoke. 1.00
10:28:28.000 Alright. 1.00
10:28:30.000 I have to avenge comrade.
10:28:33.000 Ow, Wow, he didn't get nobody.
10:28:35.000 He didn't even kill Dimitri.
10:28:36.000 Cringe. 0.99
10:28:37.000 What the fuck was that? 1.00
10:28:38.000 That was the cringiest human being I've ever encountered in my life. 1.00
10:28:43.000 Huh?
10:28:44.000 What's going on? 0.95
10:28:46.000 Who's this Smatches guy? 1.00
10:28:48.000 Is he following us? 1.00
10:28:50.000 Yeah, I think he is.
10:28:50.000 No.
10:28:54.000 I just muted my mic and was listening to the stream.
10:28:57.000 Yes, matches.
10:28:57.000 I think you're following us.
10:29:02.000 I'm blocking you.
10:29:06.000 And I'm muting you. 0.99
10:29:09.000 Cringe follower.
10:29:09.000 Cringe.
10:29:11.000 Bye.
10:29:14.000 Hey.
10:29:14.000 Look, it's our buddy.
10:29:15.000 Our friend.
10:29:17.000 Yo, what's up?
10:29:18.000 What's up, dude?
10:29:20.000 What are you guys talking about? 0.89
10:29:22.000 Is this how RJ is gay?
10:29:22.000 Nothing.
10:29:26.000 That guy's literally following us.
10:29:26.000 Oh, okay.
10:29:28.000 It's very cringe.
10:29:30.000 Really?
10:29:31.000 Why would he follow you guys?
10:29:31.000 Why?
10:29:32.000 What the fuck? 0.99
10:29:33.000 Because it's kind of a long story, but he's a really long story. 1.00
10:29:37.000 Oh, beef.
10:29:39.000 Yeah.
10:29:40.000 It's a long story.
10:29:47.000 Oh, what's up, Pooh?
10:29:48.000 What's up?
10:29:52.000 Bruh.
10:29:53.000 Volatile, why are you doing it all night?
10:29:56.000 Don't you like work or something?
10:29:58.000 On a Saturday?
10:29:58.000 No, I'm famous.
10:30:02.000 Yeah, I'm a gamer.
10:30:02.000 For real?
10:30:05.000 Oh, shit, you Twitch streamers. 1.00
10:30:06.000 You're a Fortnite streamer, aren't you? 1.00
10:30:08.000 Yep.
10:30:10.000 Hog, yo, what?
10:30:11.000 Yeah, let me get your Twitch. 0.99
10:30:13.000 No, all right.
10:30:16.000 Yeah, I bet you're faking it.
10:30:19.000 Oh, that's okay.
10:30:20.000 You don't have to believe me.
10:30:23.000 That's how you know they're lying when they say that.
10:30:25.000 Yeah, why would I dox myself? 1.00
10:30:27.000 I'm in here calling women fat and whores. 0.99
10:30:32.000 I'll just, I'm a family friendly streamer. 1.00
10:30:35.000 If I, why don't we recognize you?
10:30:37.000 Who do you like?
10:30:38.000 Ninja?
10:30:38.000 Do you know Ninja?
10:30:42.000 Have you even played with Drake, bro?
10:30:43.000 Not that famous.
10:30:46.000 Be realistic.
10:30:47.000 Well, then you're not even worth it.
10:30:48.000 Yeah.
10:30:50.000 I make enough money that I can just smoothe and play games.
10:30:55.000 I'll follow you on Twitch.
10:30:57.000 Yeah, me too.
10:30:57.000 What's your Twitch?
10:30:59.000 I'll donate on Twitch.
10:31:01.000 I don't need your follow.
10:31:05.000 I'll literally gift a sub.
10:31:07.000 Yeah, let's see the Twitch then, huh?
10:31:07.000 Yeah.
10:31:09.000 Come on.
10:31:10.000 I'm going to tell you, bro.
10:31:11.000 I don't need your gift a sub. 0.99
10:31:13.000 I'm going to suck in this as well. 0.99
10:31:16.000 You need my sub. 0.99
10:31:17.000 I'll sub and then I'll give five of them.
10:31:21.000 No, I don't think so.
10:31:22.000 He's lying.
10:31:23.000 Yeah, what a lie.
10:31:26.000 You're not famous on Fortnite.
10:31:28.000 You're not famous, dude.
10:31:29.000 Oh, wait, he's unmuted, though.
10:31:31.000 He has something to say.
10:31:32.000 Sugar Daddy, what's up?
10:31:34.000 Oh, my God. 1.00
10:31:36.000 Fuck this dude. 1.00
10:31:37.000 I don't like him. 1.00
10:31:40.000 Sugar Daddy, stop watching porn. 1.00
10:31:42.000 It's bad for your brain. 1.00
10:31:43.000 Sugar Daddy, it is bad for your brain, bro.
10:31:47.000 That's not sarcasm.
10:31:48.000 He's Mark.
10:31:48.000 He's Mark.
10:31:49.000 There we go.
10:31:54.000 What's up, Robin?
10:31:57.000 Robin.
10:32:02.000 Rude.
10:32:03.000 Okay.
10:32:04.000 Good talk, bro.
10:32:06.000 Yeah, good talk.
10:32:08.000 Volatile, are you streaming this right now?
10:32:11.000 No, should I be?
10:32:13.000 No.
10:32:14.000 I'm a private guy.
10:32:15.000 No, that's a good idea.
10:32:16.000 No, you shouldn't do that.
10:32:17.000 Yeah, do not stream this.
10:32:19.000 People have dropped the n word quite a bit, so yeah.
10:32:22.000 I mean, on top of that, whatever you've been saying is not gonna look good for you.
10:32:26.000 You dance for subs, Robin. 1.00
10:32:30.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00
10:32:33.000 Why are you laughing? 1.00
10:32:36.000 There's nothing to laugh about.
10:32:37.000 Because the joke was funny.
10:32:39.000 You're not funny. 1.00
10:32:40.000 Shut up. 1.00
10:32:41.000 Yeah, shut up, unfunny ass bitch. 1.00
10:32:45.000 Robin, you're Indian. 1.00
10:32:48.000 Yes, oh, he's Indian, bruh.
10:32:50.000 Yeah, I am.
10:32:51.000 I love Indian food.
10:32:53.000 Superpower.
10:32:54.000 I love Bob.
10:32:57.000 What did he say?
10:33:00.000 I don't care.
10:33:00.000 Oh, he loves Bob.
10:33:02.000 He loves Bob and Bagin.
10:33:03.000 That's so funny.
10:33:06.000 Exactly.
10:33:07.000 That is hilarious.
10:33:13.000 That's how you sound.
10:33:14.000 That's weird.
10:33:15.000 I don't like this.
10:33:15.000 Robin.
10:33:16.000 Where are you from, Robin?
10:33:17.000 What's up?
10:33:19.000 India.
10:33:20.000 Guys, we were having an American talk and.
10:33:23.000 This happened.
10:33:25.000 I'll leave.
10:33:26.000 Continue.
10:33:26.000 No, you forgot.
10:33:27.000 No, don't leave.
10:33:28.000 Don't leave.
10:33:28.000 Bro, I'm sorry.
10:33:29.000 I didn't mean to last.
10:33:30.000 We deported him. 1.00
10:33:31.000 What the fuck? 1.00
10:33:32.000 Bro, I was trying to talk about Indian food with him. 1.00
10:33:34.000 Bro, we deported him.
10:33:35.000 Back to what we were talking about.
10:33:37.000 Nick, I mean, never mind. 1.00
10:33:41.000 Fuck. 1.00
10:33:43.000 Never mind. 1.00
10:33:46.000 I'm trying to find this boy real quick.
10:33:50.000 Don't you guys need to go to sleep?
10:33:52.000 He's not even on anymore.
10:33:53.000 I'm trying to find this kid.
10:33:56.000 Yeah, I got to go to work.
10:33:58.000 But not until Monday, obviously.
10:33:59.000 Bro, I've stayed up like for two days straight. 0.99
10:34:01.000 I'm just waiting for some shit. 1.00
10:34:05.000 What? 1.00
10:34:05.000 What do you do for me? 1.00
10:34:06.000 What do you work as a cheesehead?
10:34:08.000 I work for the government.
10:34:10.000 What?
10:34:12.000 I can't say.
10:34:13.000 Yeah, right.
10:34:15.000 Yeah.
10:34:16.000 He's a coder.
10:34:17.000 Okay.
10:34:20.000 You don't believe me?
10:34:20.000 What?
10:34:22.000 Bro, he's a security guard. 0.96
10:34:23.000 He's like, I work for the government, but he said I was just fucking chilling at an office. 0.90
10:34:27.000 Frisk people at the airport. 0.86
10:34:28.000 Yeah.
10:34:30.000 He works for FedEx, so he works at the government.
10:34:30.000 Yeah.
10:34:34.000 He definitely does.
10:34:35.000 He definitely works at FedEx.
10:34:37.000 Yeah, you get all the government benefits.
10:34:40.000 Yeah.
10:34:42.000 Yeah, I get good money from me and my family. 1.00
10:34:45.000 Fucking lazy ass, bro. 1.00
10:34:47.000 Shipping balls. 1.00
10:34:48.000 Yeah, government work, it's like baby work. 0.64
10:34:51.000 Easy.
10:34:51.000 Probably works at UPS.
10:34:53.000 Shut up. 1.00
10:34:54.000 You fucking flexing. 1.00
10:34:55.000 It's weird flex, but okay, bro. 1.00
10:34:56.000 Imagine working at UPS.
10:34:58.000 Imagine working at UPS.
10:34:59.000 Wait, when do you gotta work, Cheesehead?
10:35:01.000 I gotta work on Monday.
10:35:04.000 Oh, so you got, you're chilling, bro. 1.00
10:35:05.000 What the fuck? 1.00
10:35:06.000 You don't got many hours. 1.00
10:35:07.000 Yeah. 1.00
10:35:09.000 The fuck? 1.00
10:35:10.000 Wait, so the amount of money you make during those hours, does that pay off? 1.00
10:35:13.000 Or do you just work a shit ton of hours per day?
10:35:16.000 I just work a shit ton of hours per day.
10:35:19.000 Oh, do you work weekdays and weekends off?
10:35:23.000 Just Monday through Friday.
10:35:25.000 7 o'clock. 1.00
10:35:27.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
10:35:28.000 Yeah. 1.00
10:35:30.000 So you got Saturday and Sunday off?
10:35:30.000 It's a grind.
10:35:32.000 Yeah.
10:35:34.000 But sometimes I can put my money off.
10:35:35.000 So it's like school, but money.
10:35:37.000 Yeah, right.
10:35:38.000 Like school, but money instead.
10:35:42.000 No, you're smart, Volatile.
10:35:44.000 You're smart.
10:35:45.000 Yeah, I'm not talking to you.
10:35:47.000 Hey, Cheesehead.
10:35:48.000 Yeah.
10:35:49.000 Never mind.
10:35:50.000 Wow.
10:35:51.000 You can't do that, bro.
10:35:52.000 You can't.
10:35:53.000 That's disrespectful. 1.00
10:35:54.000 I think you're dumb. 1.00
10:35:55.000 You're not smart. 1.00
10:35:56.000 You are dumb. 1.00
10:35:56.000 Yeah, volatile. 1.00
10:35:57.000 You sound really dumb. 1.00
10:35:59.000 Hey! 1.00
10:36:01.000 Stop fighting brothers, bro.
10:36:03.000 We can't fight each other.
10:36:04.000 So true.
10:36:05.000 We have to stick together as black people.
10:36:09.000 Yeah.
10:36:17.000 Oh, hold up.
10:36:18.000 It's got a mechanical keyboard.
10:36:21.000 Me, because I'm a gamer.
10:36:23.000 Sound like Blue Smooth.
10:36:24.000 And it doesn't light up?
10:36:26.000 Yeah.
10:36:28.000 Nice.
10:36:32.000 Oh, man, my tummy.
10:36:34.000 My tum tum.
10:36:37.000 Your tummy hurt?
10:36:38.000 Yeah, will you rub it?
10:36:41.000 It's like not for a food reason.
10:36:41.000 Bruh.
10:36:45.000 I'm not trying to get my fucking hand shat on. 1.00
10:36:47.000 Yeah, gross. 1.00
10:36:50.000 That's kind of gross, bro. 0.70
10:36:52.000 Grody.
10:36:52.000 Did you eat something wrong, or like, you just stay hydrated?
10:37:00.000 I think he ate something wrong.
10:37:01.000 He was telling me earlier.
10:37:04.000 Oh. 1.00
10:37:04.000 Did he drink alcohol or some shit? 1.00
10:37:06.000 Is he having a hangover? 0.99
10:37:07.000 No, I don't even think he drinks.
10:37:09.000 He just, uh.
10:37:12.000 Oh. 1.00
10:37:13.000 I guess he's just having indigestion. 1.00
10:37:15.000 Bro, there's a fat bitch in here. 1.00
10:37:17.000 Yo, get this fat bitch out. 1.00
10:37:22.000 Get that bitch out. 1.00
10:37:27.000 Ew, fat bitch out of here, bro. 1.00
10:37:30.000 I'm fat females. 1.00
10:37:31.000 Get out. 1.00
10:37:33.000 Bro, I can't fucking stand fat bitches. 1.00
10:37:37.000 Let the female talk. 1.00
10:37:39.000 Yo, I see your fat rolls in that shit, bro. 1.00
10:37:41.000 I see your profile picture. 1.00
10:37:42.000 Don't even hide them shits. 0.99
10:37:43.000 That's all angles, bro. 1.00
10:37:46.000 Bro, you push your face up so much forward so you hide your neck rolls, bro.
10:37:46.000 Oh my god.
10:37:51.000 You look at him like, ET from the side whenever you're taking a selfie. 1.00
10:37:56.000 What the fuck? 1.00
10:37:57.000 Audi. 1.00
10:37:58.000 She thinks you're joking.
10:37:59.000 We aren't joking.
10:38:02.000 We're joking.
10:38:05.000 We don't follow her.
10:38:21.000 We don' What's your name, girl?
10:38:26.000 I want to know about you.
10:38:28.000 No, no, no, Slice.
10:38:30.000 Don't listen to Slice.
10:38:33.000 He has sip.
10:38:34.000 He needs to get out. 1.00
10:38:36.000 Slice is always trying to hit on the woman. 0.99
10:38:37.000 We're trying to fucking get out, bro. 0.99
10:38:39.000 Leeeeeeeee. 0.99
10:38:42.000 So, how much do you weigh?
10:38:44.000 Oh my goodness.
10:38:45.000 You tell me.
10:38:46.000 You really, you really want me to leave?
10:38:48.000 Yeah, it's the no code, bro.
10:38:50.000 No hose code, bro.
10:38:51.000 Get out.
10:38:52.000 No hose.
10:38:52.000 Remember, no hose code.
10:38:55.000 Oh my goodness.
10:38:57.000 This is our room.
10:38:58.000 This is our tree house. 1.00
10:38:59.000 Get the fuck out. 1.00
10:39:00.000 No girls allow. 1.00
10:39:01.000 It's our tree house. 1.00
10:39:02.000 Yeah.
10:39:03.000 Good job, fellas.
10:39:05.000 Another victory, boys.
10:39:07.000 Another victory, boys.
10:39:08.000 Another victory, boy.
10:39:13.000 Yay, incels.
10:39:15.000 Incel win.
10:39:16.000 Yes.
10:39:18.000 I'm T posing right now.
10:39:21.000 Everybody stand up from the desk and T pose.
10:39:24.000 I'm on the rough T posing, bro.
10:39:28.000 Oh my god.
10:39:30.000 Yo, where's General?
10:39:32.000 Can I even type?
10:39:34.000 I can't put pictures. 1.00
10:39:35.000 The fuck is this shit? 1.00
10:39:37.000 Yo, she did us left the server. 1.00
10:39:39.000 They want to see the text chat. 0.98
10:39:41.000 She left the server? 0.99
10:39:42.000 She left the entire server. 0.99
10:39:46.000 Victory Royale. 0.99
10:39:49.000 Oh, Victory Royale? 1.00
10:39:56.000 Got that fucking chicken dinner. 1.00
10:40:02.000 Man, we saved another man from getting catfished by a fat bitch today. 1.00
10:40:08.000 We saved Slice. 1.00
10:40:10.000 We saved Slice.
10:40:12.000 We out here for you, man.
10:40:13.000 Don't worry, we got your bed. 1.00
10:40:15.000 With us around, bro, you'll never have a bitch in your life. 1.00
10:40:18.000 Trust me. 1.00
10:40:19.000 We'll protect you.
10:40:19.000 Trust me, bro.
10:40:20.000 We'll protect you from these bitches. 1.00
10:40:22.000 We got you. 1.00
10:40:23.000 Thanks.
10:40:24.000 Lonely forever.
10:40:26.000 You like it, right? 1.00
10:40:29.000 I need to whip this Brit into shape here.
10:40:33.000 Yes, sir, bro. 1.00
10:40:34.000 No simping, bro.
10:40:35.000 No simping.
10:40:36.000 Sorry, man.
10:40:37.000 We're here to let you live your life. 0.99
10:40:40.000 Look, when you see a woman online, you're supposed to throw a rib at her. 0.99
10:40:46.000 Yes. 0.74
10:40:46.000 But I like to keep it subtle, you know? 0.74
10:40:49.000 Get a friendly review first and then decimate the character.
10:40:53.000 Oh, see, you.
10:40:54.000 Oh, bro, he's twisted, bro. 1.00
10:40:56.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
10:40:58.000 He's all that twisted. 1.00
10:40:59.000 Yeah, I'm kind of like. 1.00
10:41:02.000 Damn, I'm twisted. 0.98
10:41:03.000 We'll let you do your thing for a few seconds next time. 0.99
10:41:10.000 That's all I go on here for, to be honest.
10:41:13.000 He's dating things.
10:41:16.000 Are you dating somebody?
10:41:18.000 No.
10:41:19.000 Hold on.
10:41:23.000 Unless it's a bro.
10:41:24.000 If it's a bro, then you're dating the bro.
10:41:25.000 Now I'm not gay.
10:41:26.000 Exactly.
10:41:27.000 Now you're dating the bro. 1.00
10:41:28.000 You're homosexual. 1.00
10:41:29.000 It's not gay. 0.93
10:41:30.000 What you mean? 0.91
10:41:31.000 Yeah.
10:41:32.000 Yeah.
10:41:36.000 You good, Viola? 1.00
10:41:36.000 I'm just watching out for the homies. 1.00
10:41:40.000 It's a matter of volatility again. 1.00
10:41:42.000 I think he's getting sick again.
10:41:44.000 Oh.
10:41:45.000 Nah. 1.00
10:41:46.000 Fuck. 1.00
10:41:47.000 Wait, can you not post links, bro? 1.00
10:41:49.000 We've got the virus. 0.99
10:41:51.000 You can't post links in this shit? 0.99
10:41:53.000 I don't think so, yeah. 0.99
10:41:55.000 What did you want to post?
10:41:55.000 Why?
10:41:57.000 Because they don't like advertising other servers because they're like horny.
10:42:00.000 I'm posting.
10:42:01.000 I was posting some epic videos.
10:42:05.000 Oh, your Twitch stream.
10:42:06.000 Fortnite stream.
10:42:08.000 I know.
10:42:09.000 Yo, he's about to post his Twitch clips.
10:42:12.000 Nah, he ain't.
10:42:14.000 He's not on Twitch.
10:42:18.000 I'm on Twitch.
10:42:19.000 Give a chance, bro.
10:42:20.000 Why don't you just show us? 1.00
10:42:22.000 Why is your ass so fucking good? 1.00
10:42:24.000 Big deal, yeah. 1.00
10:42:26.000 Some people will literally roll up with the Twitch TV in their names, bro.
10:42:29.000 Yeah, yeah, but I get six viewers.
10:42:33.000 That's how many viewers do you get?
10:42:36.000 Uh, like you know, a couple hundred.
10:42:39.000 What's wrong with six, man?
10:42:40.000 It's quite a lot. 1.00
10:42:41.000 What the fuck? 0.99
10:42:41.000 Yeah, let's see. 0.99
10:42:42.000 Well, a couple hundred is actually a good amount.
10:42:43.000 It's not like anything crazy, but it's a good streaming.
10:42:47.000 Crazy, I'm just saying, I make no, no, I could.
10:42:49.000 That's what I'm saying.
10:42:50.000 Like, I can actually believe that.
10:42:54.000 Keep it up, bro.
10:42:55.000 You're a Twitch. 1.00
10:42:56.000 Okay, so all these fuckers can post links. 1.00
10:43:01.000 Well, what level are they more trusted? 1.00
10:43:02.000 I think zero. 1.00
10:43:03.000 I just joined this shit. 1.00
10:43:05.000 Oh, no, I'm talking about them. 1.00
10:43:06.000 Are they verified?
10:43:07.000 They let me post it.
10:43:09.000 Oh, is it where is it?
10:43:11.000 Lobby.
10:43:12.000 Oh, it just flew by.
10:43:20.000 Oh, never mind.
10:43:21.000 They deleted it. 1.00
10:43:22.000 Fuck. 1.00
10:43:27.000 Tide. 1.00
10:43:29.000 I'm gonna get banned if I can.
10:43:30.000 Post, yo, go to media, bro.
10:43:33.000 Posting that panther den thing, yeah.
10:43:36.000 Scroll down a bit, and there's the media chat.
10:43:39.000 All right, I'll post memes.
10:43:41.000 I'll post it in the memes. 1.00
10:43:42.000 I'm just gonna fuck. 1.00
10:43:45.000 They, I got a message. 1.00
10:43:46.000 You can't post messages in memes. 1.00
10:43:48.000 Oh, fuck you, bitch. 1.00
10:43:50.000 Dude, do media. 1.00
10:43:51.000 It's not letting me.
10:43:54.000 I want to see your Twitch, bro.
10:43:56.000 I'm curious.
10:43:57.000 Oh, trying to just post some Panther den videos, and I can't.
10:44:01.000 What's Panther den?
10:44:03.000 Panther den.
10:44:05.000 Yeah.
10:44:08.000 How do you not know Panther Den? 0.96
10:44:10.000 What the hell's wrong with you?
10:44:13.000 Imagine not knowing Panther Den. 0.96
10:44:16.000 I'll Google it then. 0.99
10:44:17.000 It sounds like some scary shit, to be honest. 0.99
10:44:23.000 Panther Den. 0.99
10:44:24.000 It's like a meme stuff, right?
10:44:29.000 I think I've seen that on Instagram.
10:44:32.000 Alright.
10:44:34.000 Yeah, he's pretty good.
10:44:42.000 His Twitter account's pretty good.
10:44:51.000 You seem tired.
10:44:53.000 Yeah, I'm sleepy.
10:44:54.000 Go to sleep.
10:44:57.000 I've been up a long time, hanging out online.
10:45:01.000 What's the time there?
10:45:05.000 It's 8 a.m. 1.00
10:45:07.000 Shit. 1.00
10:45:09.000 I've been up almost, well, I've been up a long time. 0.99
10:45:14.000 If I stay up, I usually have to stay up till night.
10:45:17.000 I don't like getting the cycle out of place, you know?
10:45:22.000 Yeah, I'm a kid.
10:45:24.000 I did that during school.
10:45:27.000 Yeah, I gotta get my sleep schedule right for work on Monday.
10:45:34.000 But I got a business trip coming up, so that's good. 1.00
10:45:37.000 Can't relate, bitch. 1.00
10:45:41.000 Shut up. 1.00
10:45:41.000 Imagine being a. 1.00
10:45:43.000 Didn't you just say you got shit to do this week? 1.00
10:45:47.000 Nope. 0.99
10:45:49.000 Oh, yeah, you're a Twitch streamer.
10:45:51.000 That's right, allegedly.
10:45:54.000 Yep.
10:45:56.000 That's what I do.
10:45:57.000 Got any big streams planned?
10:46:00.000 Nope.
10:46:02.000 Just chatting.
10:46:03.000 I recently was attacked by some people.
10:46:06.000 There's a smaller channel similar to Drama Alert.
10:46:09.000 If you guys know what that is, like a news channel.
10:46:15.000 Yeah, but it's a smaller channel.
10:46:16.000 They recently attacked me and claimed that I was a Nazi, so. 1.00
10:46:20.000 What the fuck? 0.99
10:46:21.000 Yeah, it's kind of like the PewDiePie treatment, but on a much smaller level. 1.00
10:46:26.000 Alright.
10:46:27.000 So I'm dealing with that currently.
10:46:29.000 It's pretty epic.
10:46:33.000 Pretty epic.
10:46:33.000 Wow, what?
10:46:39.000 Yeah, we'll send us a link.
10:46:42.000 No, I don't think so. 0.81
10:46:44.000 What'd you do to be equal with the Nazis? 0.84
10:46:44.000 What? 0.84
10:46:46.000 You're literally making this up.
10:46:48.000 What did you do though?
10:46:49.000 Why did they say that?
10:46:51.000 They said that I like played games with some controversial figures or something.
10:46:51.000 Yeah.
10:46:55.000 Like who?
10:46:58.000 This Nazi guy.
10:46:58.000 I don't know.
10:47:00.000 Who?
10:47:02.000 I don't.
10:47:02.000 I'm not going to say his name.
10:47:03.000 Because then you could track it back to me.
10:47:06.000 You could track it back to me.
10:47:09.000 Like no details.
10:47:11.000 Really light on the details here.
10:47:12.000 I'm not buying it.
10:47:14.000 Well, I just don't want to get tracked.
10:47:16.000 I don't want the docs anyways.
10:47:19.000 Hands it down that guy on Twitter.
10:47:21.000 No, what's wrong?
10:47:22.000 He's not a knock.
10:47:24.000 No, no, no.
10:47:24.000 You were talking about earlier.
10:47:27.000 Yeah, it's Mark Pont.
10:47:28.000 It's Mark. 1.00
10:47:29.000 Fucking Mark. 1.00
10:47:32.000 What? 1.00
10:47:33.000 Mark.
10:47:36.000 Who's Mark?
10:47:38.000 Is that the figure?
10:47:38.000 Mark Pontes.
10:47:40.000 Mark Pontes, yeah.
10:47:42.000 Alright.
10:47:43.000 Mark Pontes.
10:47:44.000 Mark Pontes. 0.99
10:47:44.000 I don't know how the fuck he's talking, man. 0.99
10:47:50.000 Oh. 0.99
10:47:50.000 But Mark Poon Taze. 0.99
10:47:52.000 That's my life.
10:47:54.000 That's my life.
10:47:56.000 You can move on from it.
10:47:58.000 I don't know.
10:47:59.000 They doxed me.
10:47:59.000 They said my real name and everything.
10:48:02.000 What the fuck? 0.98
10:48:04.000 If I ever, you know, if I can't make it as a Fortnite gamer, I don't know that I'll be able to get a job. 0.99
10:48:10.000 And there's streamers on Twitch who said the N word before, so.
10:48:14.000 Yeah, but they don't say.
10:48:15.000 Labeled like a Nazi.
10:48:15.000 You say.
10:48:17.000 Oh.
10:48:19.000 PewDiePie did, but I guess he had like. 0.99
10:48:22.000 Yeah, well, he makes like fucking millions of dollars. 0.90
10:48:26.000 Yeah, he's really famous, so. 0.98
10:48:28.000 I don't know.
10:48:30.000 Maybe we'll have to show you something.
10:48:38.000 Well, I hope you get through your troubles.
10:48:40.000 I appreciate that slice.
10:48:42.000 I really do.
10:48:43.000 Thanks.
10:48:45.000 Probably wouldn't have any if you had a real job. 1.00
10:48:47.000 Fuck you, dude. 1.00
10:48:51.000 That's mean. 1.00
10:48:52.000 Jobs are overrated, bro. 1.00
10:48:54.000 You're mean, bitch. 1.00
10:48:56.000 What do you mean if I didn't have a real job? 1.00
10:48:57.000 This is a real job.
10:48:59.000 No, it's not.
10:49:00.000 That's not a real job.
10:49:03.000 She said it is a real job.
10:49:05.000 No, it's not, guys.
10:49:06.000 It's real. 0.99
10:49:06.000 Hanging out playing fucking video games gets paid money. 0.99
10:49:10.000 That's not real. 1.00
10:49:12.000 Dude, the last not real try and go to work every day, day in, day out, working your fingers to the bone.
10:49:18.000 I got hurt.
10:49:19.000 I got hurt.
10:49:20.000 I was on a construction crew.
10:49:23.000 Oh, I got hurt.
10:49:25.000 Got workman's comp, started playing Fortnite every day.
10:49:28.000 Got pretty damn good at it, and here we are.
10:49:31.000 I was working with, yeah, I was working construction. 0.97
10:49:35.000 I was with a crew of illegal aliens or whatever illegal immigrants. 1.00
10:49:39.000 Yeah, dude, they didn't know how to speak English and they ran over my foot with the like bulldozer. 1.00
10:49:45.000 Oh, sorry, yeah, exactly.
10:49:48.000 Sorry for laughing, man.
10:49:49.000 Sounds comical a little bit.
10:49:51.000 Well, that's kind of up that you're laughing at me.
10:49:53.000 Like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
10:49:56.000 Uh, it's not permanent, is it?
10:49:59.000 Um, actually, I mean, I can walk, but I have a limp.
10:50:03.000 Oh, because they like it shattered my foot into like a billion pieces.
10:50:09.000 Oh, man, I'm sorry, I mean, it's healed.
10:50:13.000 Because I couldn't walk at all, but.
10:50:17.000 Well, at least you're not dead.
10:50:18.000 At least your head's not split open.
10:50:20.000 It's only your leg. 0.99
10:50:20.000 You're right, I'm not dead, but I still hurt like a bitch, and the guy couldn't speak English, so I couldn't. 0.99
10:50:27.000 Hello. 1.00
10:50:28.000 I'm using illegal tactics to get girls. 1.00
10:50:31.000 Dude, fuck off. 1.00
10:50:32.000 We're having a conversation. 1.00
10:50:33.000 Get this guy out of here. 1.00
10:50:34.000 This guy sucks. 1.00
10:50:35.000 Mute him. 1.00
10:50:36.000 No.
10:50:37.000 I'm muting him.
10:50:38.000 I'm muting him too.
10:50:39.000 I'll continue my story. 1.00
10:50:41.000 Fag. 1.00
10:50:42.000 So, anyway, I got ran over, and I'm sitting there screaming. 1.00
10:50:47.000 Like an agonizing pain on the ground.
10:50:50.000 Oh, yeah.
10:50:50.000 And they didn't know they couldn't dial 911.
10:50:54.000 How?
10:50:55.000 Well, they're illegal, right?
10:50:56.000 They didn't speak English. 1.00
10:50:57.000 Yeah, they didn't fucking speak English. 0.99
10:51:00.000 So they don't know how to read numbers, right? 0.99
10:51:03.000 Yeah.
10:51:03.000 Well, they just don't know how it works, you know?
10:51:05.000 Like, they don't, it's like an American thing that you, I don't think they do that in Mexico.
10:51:10.000 They dialed, they probably have to reach out.
10:51:11.000 Let's open the doors.
10:51:12.000 You know what I mean?
10:51:13.000 They were scared of being deported or something.
10:51:15.000 So they just, oh, it's like wailing on the ground.
10:51:19.000 What happened?
10:51:20.000 Well, I dropped my phone, obviously, and once I like, honestly, I was just in such agonizing pain.
10:51:28.000 I kind of like was fading in and out of consciousness. 0.90
10:51:32.000 And I was on the ground for three hours before finally the fucking boss, one of the dudes told the boss and he called the cops. 0.97
10:51:39.000 Sounds like Amazon. 1.00
10:51:41.000 That's fucked up. 0.99
10:51:42.000 So did the illegals like hop border or something? 1.00
10:51:46.000 Yeah, that's how they got here. 0.99
10:51:48.000 Yeah, they just went back to their own country then. 0.99
10:51:50.000 No, no, they're so fucking here. 0.99
10:51:53.000 All right. 0.99
10:51:54.000 I'm saying that that's how they got here and they got there.
10:51:56.000 I thought they like ran away after or something.
10:51:59.000 You know, they're still running over feet, apparently, right?
10:52:02.000 Well, I mean, I don't know what they're doing now.
10:52:02.000 Yeah.
10:52:04.000 It sounds like you're skeptical of the story.
10:52:07.000 It does.
10:52:08.000 I know.
10:52:09.000 Maybe a little bit.
10:52:10.000 Why?
10:52:11.000 Why are you skeptical?
10:52:12.000 My injuries. 0.99
10:52:14.000 I feel like if I got my foot run over by an illegal, I'd fucking rat him out to ice or some shit. 0.98
10:52:19.000 Let me call him up. 0.98
10:52:19.000 Yeah. 0.98
10:52:19.000 Yeah. 0.98
10:52:20.000 Yeah.
10:52:20.000 Hi.
10:52:21.000 Some illegals ran over my foot.
10:52:24.000 Can you describe them?
10:52:24.000 Oh, okay.
10:52:25.000 Oh, they're Mexican. 1.00
10:52:27.000 I don't know. 1.00
10:52:29.000 They all get fake names, fake info.
10:52:30.000 It's all fraud, anyway.
10:52:32.000 What?
10:52:33.000 What were their names?
10:52:34.000 Oh, Hernandez Fuentes.
10:52:37.000 Oh, okay.
10:52:40.000 Like, come on.
10:52:43.000 Sounds like a pretty common name.
10:52:46.000 Yeah, and then. 0.77
10:52:47.000 Seems like you dislike Mexicans, maybe just the illegals? 0.97
10:52:51.000 Or.
10:52:53.000 You like the legal Mexicans as well?
10:52:56.000 I don't hate anybody. 0.94
10:52:57.000 I don't hate them for running over my foot.
10:53:00.000 It's just like.
10:53:02.000 I mean.
10:53:04.000 That's how I mean, honestly, I'm blessed because I'm in this situation.
10:53:08.000 You know, everything happens for a reason, but that's when people tell me, you know, oh, get a real job, get a real job.
10:53:15.000 Like, bro, I've been through that, I've been hurt.
10:53:19.000 Yeah, there's not much else you can do, I suppose.
10:53:21.000 Yeah, I guess now that you explained the whole story, I guess I take it back what I said earlier.
10:53:27.000 Well, I hope those guys get caught and they get run over.
10:53:30.000 Yeah, me too. 1.00
10:53:31.000 I want to personally squash them with a steamroller. 0.99
10:53:34.000 I don't want them to feel the pain I felt, but their whole body. 0.99
10:53:38.000 Hey, what happened to literally simping?
10:53:43.000 He's been kind of quiet over there.
10:53:45.000 Yeah.
10:53:46.000 He's pondering the story.
10:53:49.000 My black brother.
10:53:55.000 Was that the first job you ever worked?
10:53:58.000 Last?
10:53:59.000 No, I've had other, you know, just regular.
10:54:02.000 I've worked, you know, retail and stuff like that.
10:54:05.000 Same, same.
10:54:09.000 I mean, that's the one I got hurt at.
10:54:12.000 Eh, well.
10:54:13.000 What do you do?
10:54:14.000 Slice?
10:54:16.000 Sit home and do nothing all day?
10:54:18.000 Every day?
10:54:19.000 You're in need?
10:54:20.000 What, are you on welfare too?
10:54:22.000 You're in need?
10:54:23.000 No, I'm on welfare.
10:54:24.000 But I don't need money, so.
10:54:26.000 Wow, so you're rich. 0.99
10:54:31.000 So instead of giving girls like OnlyFans and shit, paying for that, you should help a brother out who's been hurt. 0.99
10:54:38.000 He gave me a Twitch that I could. 0.98
10:54:39.000 Follow it, isn't it?
10:54:41.000 If you want, yeah, give us your Twitch already, will you?
10:54:44.000 I don't know.
10:54:47.000 Give you a sub or whatever.
10:54:47.000 We've heard all these stories, seem like such an interesting guy, we can't even see what's up.
10:54:52.000 You two know each other, don't you?
10:54:54.000 Cheesehead and.
10:54:55.000 Well, we talked on here before.
10:54:57.000 Oh.
10:54:57.000 But we're not like, you know.
10:54:59.000 Okay.
10:54:59.000 Beyond that.
10:55:04.000 I hope your Twitch career launches off.
10:55:10.000 You don't need to be like a super famous Twitch streamer to get a lot of money.
10:55:10.000 Yeah.
10:55:16.000 I don't plan to ever be rich.
10:55:18.000 It's just more so, you know, something to live off of.
10:55:20.000 Plus that, my government checks and workman's comp.
10:55:23.000 I mean, I can all.
10:55:24.000 Yeah.
10:55:27.000 That's all you need money to live.
10:55:30.000 Yeah, that's really all it's about.
10:55:35.000 You know, got me a wife.
10:55:38.000 Gonna hopefully have some kids.
10:55:44.000 It's a good way to live.
10:55:46.000 Don't need anything else, but I hate her, so I just sit on here and talk to the boys. 1.00
10:55:51.000 I take out all of my anger on Wimp. 1.00
10:55:56.000 I was almost believed you. 0.96
10:55:59.000 Who's this lurker in here?
10:56:00.000 Who's this lurker that showed up?
10:56:03.000 I'm dead serious. 1.00
10:56:05.000 I literally hate women, and I get on here and just yell at women. 1.00
10:56:09.000 If you've been in here for the past hour, I just call them fat and yell at them. 1.00
10:56:13.000 Because I can't do that to my wife. 1.00
10:56:16.000 Who is totally not a woman. 1.00
10:56:17.000 What are you, bitch? 1.00
10:56:19.000 Not Lurker, what's up? 1.00
10:56:20.000 I mean, I'll do it, but I just can't go all in, you know?
10:56:24.000 Tell me, not Lurker, unmute yourself.
10:56:26.000 Yeah, unmute yourself, Lurker.
10:56:28.000 If I go all the way in, I'll probably get charges.
10:56:33.000 Get a little violent, yeah.
10:56:35.000 Exactly.
10:56:39.000 Unmute or get out.
10:56:44.000 What are we talking about?
10:56:45.000 This Lurker in voice. 0.99
10:56:51.000 Eat my poo poo. 0.99
10:56:52.000 Pop steenie poo, sorry. 1.00
10:56:53.000 Where are you from?
10:56:55.000 Oh, Seattle.
10:56:57.000 Seattle, oh, that's nice. 1.00
10:56:58.000 Yeah, it's a shithole. 1.00
10:57:00.000 Don't ever come here. 1.00
10:57:01.000 I have a friend up there, but he's disabled, sadly. 1.00
10:57:05.000 And like most of you. 1.00
10:57:07.000 What?
10:57:09.000 Sorry.
10:57:10.000 Yeah.
10:57:10.000 What's that got to do with anything, though?
10:57:13.000 Nothing.
10:57:15.000 He's just having a rough time lately.
10:57:21.000 Yeah, he's got downs.
10:57:23.000 It's pretty rough.
10:57:26.000 Yeah, so does my cousin.
10:57:27.000 Why is that funny?
10:57:30.000 I'm not joking.
10:57:33.000 I'm sorry, she said 69.
10:57:37.000 I can't.
10:57:37.000 I didn't even know if you were being serious or not.
10:57:39.000 It's whatever.
10:57:40.000 I mean, he's just got a rough go.
10:57:42.000 Yeah, well.
10:57:43.000 But he makes me smile, you know.
10:57:45.000 It's like little things, you know.
10:57:47.000 He just gets real excited.
10:57:48.000 They're very childlike.
10:57:50.000 Yeah, I got cousins.
10:57:53.000 Yeah.
10:57:57.000 Notice how I didn't laugh at your cousins, you know, misfortunes.
10:58:01.000 Yeah, I appreciate them.
10:58:02.000 Yeah, what else are they for?
10:58:04.000 What?
10:58:04.000 Dude, no one even talks to you, dude.
10:58:06.000 You're just so mean. 1.00
10:58:08.000 Like, fuck off. 1.00
10:58:09.000 How's Seattle? 1.00
10:58:10.000 Why is it bad?
10:58:13.000 How's what? 1.00
10:58:13.000 It's full of shit. 1.00
10:58:15.000 Oh. 1.00
10:58:16.000 Is that messy and shit? 0.99
10:58:18.000 Yeah, I'm back. 0.99
10:58:19.000 Oh.
10:58:21.000 Homeless.
10:58:22.000 I've been to America before.
10:58:23.000 It's not.
10:58:24.000 It's.
10:58:24.000 Oh.
10:58:25.000 Some parts are nice.
10:58:26.000 Like, Texas is nice.
10:58:29.000 I've been there, but.
10:58:30.000 Y'all live there.
10:58:33.000 You've been to.
10:58:37.000 There's our guy.
10:58:38.000 Hey, there he is.
10:58:41.000 What was you binging through Panther Dan's Twitter page? 1.00
10:58:44.000 Because that shit was fucking fun. 1.00
10:58:46.000 Yeah, it is. 1.00
10:58:48.000 I was like deep in that shit. 1.00
10:58:49.000 It's just funny as fuck. 1.00
10:58:52.000 You like that? 1.00
10:58:53.000 It's true. 1.00
10:58:54.000 Yeah, fuck with those memes. 1.00
10:58:57.000 Bro, Joe Biden a fucking pedophile. 1.00
10:58:59.000 What the fuck? 1.00
10:59:00.000 I know. 1.00
10:59:00.000 Right? 1.00
10:59:01.000 Holy shit. 1.00
10:59:06.000 Wait, is he actually a, like, what the fuck? 1.00
10:59:09.000 Candidate? 1.00
10:59:11.000 Yeah.
10:59:11.000 Yeah.
10:59:13.000 Why isn't he, like, fucking arrested yet? 1.00
10:59:16.000 What the fuck? 1.00
10:59:18.000 Yeah, he should be arrested. 1.00
10:59:21.000 Wait, so they can't actually arrest him until he actually does the act?
10:59:25.000 Or, like, probable cause or something?
10:59:28.000 Well, like, I mean, what you could see him on video doing isn't, like, illegal.
10:59:33.000 It's just creepy and obviously.
10:59:37.000 Indicative of. 0.99
10:59:38.000 Fucking predatorial. 0.99
10:59:40.000 Right, exactly. 0.99
10:59:42.000 But I don't think he's been caught doing anything illegal.
10:59:46.000 You think he's already done something illegal, though?
10:59:48.000 Oh, he sniffs people.
10:59:49.000 What are you talking about?
10:59:50.000 He drinks blood.
10:59:51.000 He drinks blood. 1.00
10:59:53.000 What the fuck? 1.00
10:59:55.000 Hillary did that. 1.00
10:59:55.000 No, you're not. 1.00
10:59:56.000 What the fuck? 1.00
10:59:57.000 You're not woke on adrenochrome, bro. 1.00
11:00:00.000 Oh, shit, I heard that before. 1.00
11:00:02.000 Yeah, yeah. 1.00
11:00:03.000 You should look into it. 1.00
11:00:04.000 It's some wild shit. 1.00
11:00:07.000 That's how he's still alive. 1.00
11:00:10.000 Bro, shut up. 1.00
11:00:11.000 No, no. 1.00
11:00:12.000 Wait, how old is he? 0.58
11:00:17.000 Old as dirt.
11:00:17.000 I don't know.
11:00:19.000 I'm looking up Joe Biden's age. 1.00
11:00:25.000 Bro, if he's old as dirt and he knew how to fucking be youthful, why didn't he just like stay being a little kid so he could fuck little kids? 1.00
11:00:31.000 Well, you can't stay youthful forever. 1.00
11:00:33.000 Obviously, you're gonna age, but if you're like.
11:00:35.000 You just age slower?
11:00:40.000 That's crazy.
11:00:43.000 Here, I'll send you.
11:00:44.000 I can send you an article.
11:00:48.000 Wait, so if you drink human blood, you will age slower?
11:00:52.000 It depends on the blood. 1.00
11:00:54.000 Fuck. 1.00
11:00:57.000 What type of blood? 1.00
11:00:58.000 Adrenochrome.
11:01:03.000 Here, just this way.
11:01:04.000 I'll see. 0.97
11:01:07.000 I'm fucking intrigued now. 0.95
11:01:09.000 Yeah, look. 0.98
11:01:10.000 I'll wake you up.
11:01:11.000 Hold on. 1.00
11:01:34.000 Yo, that fat bitch is in call room 7. 1.00
11:01:40.000 I'm gonna go. 1.00
11:01:43.000 You talk her slice. 1.00
11:01:44.000 Slice is. 0.99
11:01:46.000 I thought she, um. 1.00
11:01:47.000 Yo, who is fucking Lurker? 1.00
11:01:49.000 It's a grill. 1.00
11:01:51.000 Don't be mean to her yet.
11:01:55.000 Oh, okay.
11:01:55.000 Don't be mean.
11:01:57.000 Okay, okay. 0.96
11:02:01.000 She's DMing me and she said, I can say the n word because I'm black. 0.95
11:02:07.000 Bruh. 1.00
11:02:07.000 Nothing to do with anything, but the fuck? 1.00
11:02:17.000 Did she say the n word earlier, or like is she just saying that shit randomly? 1.00
11:02:23.000 Never mind. 1.00
11:02:26.000 Unmute yourself, man.
11:02:40.000 Here, I got a video for you.
11:02:41.000 You'll probably want you'll probably like the video more do it.
11:02:44.000 It's only like a minute long.
11:02:46.000 It's just a quick summary here Why should I care? 1.00
11:02:55.000 I'm not talking to you, retard. 1.00
11:02:57.000 I'm talking to the base black guy Okay, yeah, sure Dude, I can't stand you really. 1.00
11:03:05.000 Yeah, really finally here to talk What are we talking about? 1.00
11:03:18.000 I wasn't paying attention.
11:03:33.000 Hello?
11:03:35.000 Wait, so you need to. 1.00
11:03:36.000 Slice is a homo, dude. 1.00
11:03:38.000 Totally not a lurker. 1.00
11:03:39.000 You're a homo, bro. 1.00
11:03:41.000 So you need to be like. 1.00
11:03:42.000 You're a homo. 1.00
11:03:44.000 Why am I so homo? 1.00
11:03:44.000 Why are you like instructing fear and shit in them before you kill them and drink their blood? 1.00
11:03:49.000 Like, terrified? 1.00
11:03:49.000 I don't even have kids. 1.00
11:03:52.000 Holy fuck. 1.00
11:03:56.000 Why don't you just become a serial killer and just kill random regular people? 1.00
11:04:03.000 What? 1.00
11:04:04.000 Why don't you just be a serial killer and kill people who are like 18 or above the age of a kid? 1.00
11:04:11.000 Give adrenaline, drink their blood. 1.00
11:04:14.000 Ugh, get out of here. 1.00
11:04:15.000 It's a fat bitch. 1.00
11:04:17.000 Get out. 1.00
11:04:18.000 Get out. 1.00
11:04:19.000 No, I can tell in your voice all the fucking fat clogging up them vocal cords, boy. 1.00
11:04:24.000 Get out of here. 1.00
11:04:28.000 Yeah, leave, fatty. 1.00
11:04:33.000 No, no, no, no, Shut up, dude. 1.00
11:04:36.000 We're bullying a fat bitch. 1.00
11:04:38.000 We're bullying a fat bitch. 1.00
11:04:39.000 She need to get out of here. 1.00
11:04:40.000 Not interfere with this.
11:04:42.000 Yeah, for real.
11:04:44.000 Dude, we're talking about vampirism and adrenochrome, so if you could leave, we'd appreciate it. 1.00
11:04:49.000 Nobody wants to suck your fatty blood, bro. 1.00
11:04:49.000 Yeah, bro. 1.00
11:04:52.000 You can't get any adrenaline because you're fat as shit, bro. 1.00
11:04:55.000 You can't even. 1.00
11:04:56.000 Yo, yo, that's fucking. 1.00
11:04:57.000 We're in 2020 and we're still bullying people. 1.00
11:04:57.000 Guys, really. 1.00
11:05:01.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00
11:05:03.000 In 2020, fat bitches are still fat bitches. 1.00
11:05:05.000 They ain't. 1.00
11:05:06.000 P H A T, bro. 1.00
11:05:07.000 They fat bitches. 1.00
11:05:09.000 Obese ass motherfuckers, bro. 1.00
11:05:11.000 Damn. 1.00
11:05:12.000 Fucking get out of here with that fucking white knight bullshit. 1.00
11:05:16.000 You incel ass fucking simp. 1.00
11:05:19.000 Damn. 1.00
11:05:20.000 Call me simp when you have it in your name. 1.00
11:05:23.000 Bruh.
11:05:24.000 Yeah, bruh.
11:05:25.000 Get out of here totally.
11:05:26.000 What are you doing in here? 1.00
11:05:27.000 Don't fuck with fat bitches. 1.00
11:05:27.000 Statal. 1.00
11:05:29.000 This is our treehouse. 1.00
11:05:30.000 Get the fuck out. 1.00
11:05:32.000 Get out. 0.99
11:05:32.000 It's for the boys, honestly. 0.99
11:05:34.000 Females really ruin the vibe. 1.00
11:05:36.000 I'm talking about boy shit. 1.00
11:05:38.000 For real, we're talking about boy shit right now. 1.00
11:05:38.000 Get out. 1.00
11:05:41.000 You want to talk about cock and balls, bro? 1.00
11:05:43.000 Get the fuck out of here. 1.00
11:05:46.000 Damn. 1.00
11:05:48.000 Oh my god, bro. 1.00
11:05:49.000 I'm going to call an admin in here to get this bitch banned if she don't. 1.00
11:05:53.000 Yeah, for real. 1.00
11:05:55.000 I know an admin here. 1.00
11:05:57.000 I know an admin who will pull her out. 1.00
11:05:58.000 She'll get her fucking ass out of here in five seconds. 1.00
11:06:02.000 For real. 1.00
11:06:06.000 Bro, I can't stand this shimble. 1.00
11:06:09.000 Man. 1.00
11:06:10.000 She won't even leave. 0.99
11:06:13.000 Bam.
11:06:14.000 And the simp, too.
11:06:15.000 Simp's staying, too.
11:06:17.000 Our guy left, didn't he?
11:06:19.000 Yep.
11:06:21.000 Oh, man.
11:06:23.000 He went to call in one.
11:06:26.000 Oh, I think he wants us to follow him.
11:06:29.000 Right, Volatile?
11:06:32.000 I mean, I mean.
11:06:35.000 Epic.
11:06:37.000 There we go.
11:06:37.000 No more simps.
11:06:39.000 Simps allowed.
11:06:39.000 No more fast.
11:06:43.000 Nice. 0.92
11:06:46.000 What happened to that British guy? 1.00
11:06:47.000 He's here. 1.00
11:06:51.000 What's up? 1.00
11:06:53.000 Oh, Slice?
11:06:54.000 He's simping. 1.00
11:06:55.000 He's with that who's trying to hold hand girl. 1.00
11:06:57.000 Yeah, he's in there talking nice to her and shit. 1.00
11:07:00.000 That's gay. 1.00
11:07:03.000 For real, for real. 1.00
11:07:06.000 Bro, I'm going to pull up in there and ruin his vibe.
11:07:12.000 He's going in there to bully Slice.
11:07:15.000 Yo, I knew that.
11:07:17.000 I knew that. 1.00
11:07:18.000 Everyone was slaying that fucking slayer. 1.00
11:07:19.000 Slice guy was in. 1.00
11:07:20.000 Oh, yeah, for real. 0.99
11:07:22.000 How about you, uh, how about you, Pooh?
11:07:25.000 What's up?
11:07:26.000 You know what's up? 0.99
11:07:29.000 Sure, why the fuck not? 1.00
11:07:31.000 You stalking us? 1.00
11:07:34.000 No.
11:07:35.000 Alright. 1.00
11:07:38.000 Why, who the fuck are you? 0.99
11:07:40.000 I'm nobody. 1.00
11:07:42.000 I'm just schmooting.
11:07:44.000 Yeah, me too.
11:07:47.000 Who are you?
11:07:50.000 Should we go to call room 7?
11:07:51.000 Let's see what's going on.
11:08:01.000 Bruh, I can't get in.
11:08:02.000 It's only six people. 1.00
11:08:05.000 Yeah, they got limits on all this shit. 1.00
11:08:07.000 Lame. 1.00
11:08:10.000 Hey. 0.99
11:08:34.000 Cheese!
11:08:34.000 What's up, Joe?
11:08:37.000 How are you?
11:08:38.000 I'm alright, how are you?
11:08:39.000 I look still fine.
11:08:47.000 I woke up like an hour ago, and it's 2 o'clock.
11:08:50.000 Nice.
11:08:51.000 It's always fun.
11:08:56.000 Yeah, I've been up for a while, it's 8.
11:09:04.000 Six for me, bro.
11:09:30.000 I need to get in there, but it's only six Somebody's gotta leave.
11:09:36.000 Which one?
11:09:37.000 Seven.
11:09:39.000 Why?
11:09:40.000 Cuz my buddies are in there.
11:09:44.000 Ugh.
11:09:45.000 I need help with something.
11:09:47.000 I thought.
11:09:47.000 We needed help with dummy.
11:09:49.000 Okay, so I. How does this blind match work? 0.83
11:09:54.000 What?
11:09:56.000 How does this blind match thing work?
11:09:59.000 I don't know what you're talking about.
11:10:01.000 There's a thing like that here on Playroom. 0.71
11:10:05.000 I'm pretty sure you just sit in some shitty queue thing and then you randomly get mashed.
11:10:10.000 Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about. 0.96
11:10:13.000 Oh, oh well.
11:10:16.000 It's making me excited.
11:10:23.000 Bruh, let me get in there.
11:10:26.000 There's only six people allowed in the room where everybody's in.
11:10:31.000 I'm telling Volatile, though.
11:10:35.000 The bounce.
11:10:36.000 Ah, here we go.
11:10:39.000 Hey, what's up?
11:10:42.000 Big meat. 1.00
11:10:43.000 We just bullied her.
11:10:44.000 What's up, boy?
11:10:46.000 We just won another victory. 1.00
11:10:48.000 We kicked out another fat bitch. 1.00
11:10:51.000 Hell yeah. 1.00
11:10:52.000 Secured the treehouse over again.
11:10:54.000 Hell yeah, bro.
11:10:56.000 The big cat's in here simping. 1.00
11:10:58.000 She's the white knight.
11:10:58.000 She's the big cat.
11:11:01.000 She said skinny girls don't know how to give head, and I said, you only know how to do that because of. 1.00
11:11:06.000 Food you throw down your throat, and then I brought up the point that I've heard you make about you know, who wants a woman like that? 1.00
11:11:14.000 That means you've had multiple, and she's like, I've had 12, and then we start bowling her. 1.00
11:11:18.000 Yeah, you should have said something about donuts, but you should be like 12 fucking dicks for every fucking donut in the goddamn box you'll be eating, bro. 1.00
11:11:28.000 Fuck out of here. 1.00
11:11:32.000 Baker's dozen for the fatty, baker's dozen. 1.00
11:11:35.000 Yeah, from that Dunkin' Donuts.
11:11:37.000 What are you doing, big cat?
11:11:45.000 What's wrong with you?
11:11:46.000 Yeah, big cat's over here like, are you guys 15?
11:11:49.000 I'm chilling too, bro.
11:11:50.000 Big cat, what's up?
11:11:51.000 He's anti incel.
11:11:54.000 He's anti incel, bro.
11:11:54.000 Imagine.
11:11:56.000 What a man, bro. 1.00
11:11:58.000 I want to have sex with the fans. 1.00
11:11:59.000 How do I find new babies? 1.00
11:12:02.000 What about you guys? 1.00
11:12:03.000 Shut up, synth. 1.00
11:12:04.000 Shut up. 1.00
11:12:05.000 Incels rule. 1.00
11:12:07.000 Incels rule? 0.98
11:12:09.000 Yo, we need that button. 1.00
11:12:11.000 Like one of those fucking pins. 0.99
11:12:13.000 I'm gonna get a baseball cap, incel on it. 1.00
11:12:19.000 Yeah, we got it. 1.00
11:12:22.000 Bro, we should get a t shirt, and on the back of it, it says, I hate women. 1.00
11:12:25.000 Yeah, now you're talking. 1.00
11:12:31.000 That's king shit. 1.00
11:12:35.000 So, Big Cat, you got a girlfriend? 1.00
11:12:36.000 Looks good.
11:12:38.000 Yeah, I've had a girlfriend.
11:12:39.000 What about yourself?
11:12:40.000 No, do you have a single for life?
11:12:43.000 Do you see my profile picture?
11:12:44.000 Y'all talk at the same time.
11:12:45.000 Nah, bro, this is what we should do.
11:12:46.000 We should do this.
11:12:47.000 So on the front of the shirt, it says, I only like women, right? 1.00
11:12:52.000 But then when they walk behind you, it says, when they're.
11:12:56.000 That's just a beautiful shirt, bro.
11:12:57.000 It says, what on the back?
11:13:00.000 It says, when they're dead.
11:13:04.000 I only like.
11:13:06.000 Beautiful.
11:13:09.000 Oh, that's based.
11:13:13.000 I was based.
11:13:15.000 Shout out, dude. 1.00
11:13:17.000 Shout the fuck out. 1.00
11:13:17.000 Oh, bro, we left the British guy behind, or the other British guy who's like a. 1.00
11:13:22.000 Good. 0.76
11:13:23.000 They're both in line. 0.96
11:13:25.000 He's British. 1.00
11:13:25.000 Slice, what were you doing simping in here, big boy? 1.00
11:13:28.000 We caught you right hand.
11:13:30.000 No, I was doing a slow game, okay?
11:13:32.000 A slow. 0.96
11:13:33.000 Bro, that was a slow ass game that you've been in here for 20 minutes. 0.99
11:13:38.000 Yeah, I'm on the DMs with you. 0.93
11:13:41.000 We expected like an icon in the sky, you know, letting us know that you needed the incel boys, but you never really told.
11:13:49.000 You just have to learn about her life and that.
11:13:51.000 Oh, I got you.
11:13:52.000 Oh, I got you.
11:13:54.000 Yeah, dude. 0.98
11:13:59.000 I feel like we're gonna go to hell, boys. 0.92
11:14:02.000 It's over now.
11:14:03.000 We in heaven.
11:14:05.000 Oh, you're right, bro. 1.00
11:14:07.000 Women aren't real. 1.00
11:14:09.000 You gotta save the ribs, bro. 1.00
11:14:12.000 Bro, that's what I'm saying.
11:14:13.000 They can't do them, bro.
11:14:15.000 He got the gospel, bro.
11:14:17.000 He got the gospel.
11:14:19.000 They can't save themselves.
11:14:23.000 I dropped my mic. 1.00
11:14:23.000 Ow, fuck. 1.00
11:14:25.000 Are you okay? 1.00
11:14:27.000 Yeah. 1.00
11:14:31.000 Damn, is that shit heavy? 1.00
11:14:33.000 Yeah. 1.00
11:14:35.000 Eight pounds. 0.84
11:14:37.000 Yo, that's some incel work right there.
11:14:41.000 RJ. 0.98
11:14:43.000 Oh, shit, RJ wasn't here the whole time. 0.99
11:14:45.000 I just realized. 0.99
11:14:48.000 Wait, that's the guy Duel King wanted to use, right?
11:14:51.000 RJ, I'm sorry.
11:14:53.000 I'm sorry you were here for this.
11:14:59.000 Oh, I missed.
11:15:01.000 Oh, wait, you weren't here?
11:15:04.000 I was in the chat, but I was watching something.
11:15:07.000 Oh, big bets.
11:15:09.000 You didn't miss anything.
11:15:09.000 Never mind.
11:15:10.000 I remember you were watching, idiot. 1.00
11:15:11.000 You didn't miss anything important. 1.00
11:15:13.000 Were you watching my Twitch?
11:15:16.000 Did you find me?
11:15:17.000 You're a big cat.
11:15:18.000 What's good? 1.00
11:15:18.000 What the fuck? 1.00
11:15:20.000 Just following me around. 1.00
11:15:21.000 What's with your Spotify name on your profile?
11:15:24.000 It's rare, man.
11:15:26.000 That's not good.
11:15:30.000 Yep.
11:15:31.000 That's not funny.
11:15:33.000 Why are you verified? 0.94
11:15:34.000 What the hell?
11:15:37.000 You get verified no matter what. 0.68
11:15:39.000 Doesn't matter what your account is.
11:15:43.000 I'm so confused.
11:15:47.000 Has no custom Grow420?
11:15:50.000 No. 1.00
11:15:51.000 I fuck with that man. 1.00
11:15:52.000 He's degenerate. 1.00
11:15:54.000 That's just who I'm watching.
11:15:56.000 He's beautiful.
11:15:57.000 You're watching him on Grow420.
11:15:59.000 Or his videos.
11:16:01.000 Yo, my favorite YouTuber.
11:16:02.000 He's a Fortnite YouTuber. 1.00
11:16:04.000 Actually, the only girl I fuck with is BurpingGirl, bro. 1.00
11:16:07.000 BurpingGirl is the only girl I fuck with. 1.00
11:16:09.000 BurpingGirl. 1.00
11:16:10.000 Yeah, go on YouTube and search up burping girl, bro.
11:16:13.000 Okay, she's my favorite YouTuber.
11:16:17.000 Her intro is always her burping, and she's like, Hey, what the is that?
11:16:27.000 It's beautiful.
11:16:28.000 Look up, burping girl. 1.00
11:16:29.000 I promise, no, I promise you, like the fucking fat white girls. 1.00
11:16:38.000 You'll be hooked on this shit, bro. 1.00
11:16:45.000 You want to be drinking them shits. 1.00
11:17:02.000 Oh, she's in it. 1.00
11:17:06.000 She goes crazy with it.
11:17:08.000 That makes me a bit sick.
11:17:10.000 I love her, bro.
11:17:16.000 You're my favorite.
11:17:39.000 I'm tired.
11:17:41.000 I'm sleepy.
11:17:42.000 Yeah, I'm getting ready to hit the hay.
11:17:45.000 Yeah, me too. 0.91
11:17:46.000 I'm really fucking sorry.
11:17:47.000 I'm gonna go to sleep. 0.65
11:17:48.000 Bye, guys.
11:17:48.000 Good night.
11:17:49.000 Yeah, let me fall.
11:17:50.000 I'm scared of y'all, though.
11:17:51.000 Y'all are funny.
11:17:53.000 Yeah, you're cool.
11:17:54.000 You're a king, bro.
11:17:56.000 Yes, sir, bro.
11:17:57.000 Have a good one, brother.
11:17:59.000 You too, buddy.
11:18:03.000 Epic. 1.00
11:18:04.000 Oh, the black guy left. 1.00
11:18:06.000 Fuck. 1.00
11:18:14.000 Hello, hello, Jaden. 1.00
11:18:17.000 Hello, all right, all right, all right.
11:18:22.000 Yeah, I'm tired.
11:18:23.000 I'm getting ready to go.
11:18:24.000 You're gonna go to bed?
11:18:26.000 Yep, all right, King.
11:18:32.000 I've been streaming for 11 hours.
11:18:34.000 11, yeah, bro. 0.99
11:18:36.000 That's fucking wild. 0.97
11:18:37.000 I was not planning on doing that. 0.99
11:18:39.000 I was planning on streaming three hours.
11:18:41.000 Three, that's what happens.
11:18:44.000 I was planning on being done before 1 a.m., it is now 8 30.
11:18:51.000 How does that happen?
11:18:53.000 I don't know.
11:18:54.000 We got carried away.
11:18:56.000 What do you mean we did Discord and then Beardson and PK dropped and then we were trying to get mics?
11:19:08.000 We were in the city game and then we were in this.
11:19:16.000 Geez.
11:19:18.000 Yeah. 1.00
11:19:19.000 I made sure the black guy was not in on anything. 1.00
11:19:22.000 I looked at his socials and he didn't follow anybody's. 0.99
11:19:27.000 The other guys were in on it according to chat.
11:19:30.000 Yeah, Slice, not cool.
11:19:33.000 What about the other guy?
11:19:34.000 Was he in on it?
11:19:35.000 I have no idea.
11:19:36.000 The booth, Slice kind of your chat?
11:19:40.000 Somebody said he was.
11:19:41.000 I didn't see him, though.
11:19:43.000 Yeah, Slice was in there.
11:19:45.000 You know, it's annoying that people followed us against our wishes, but I guess he was a good straight man.
11:19:52.000 Playing off of him.
11:19:55.000 But nevertheless, it was disappointing that he was in on it.
11:20:00.000 I agree.
11:20:00.000 I agree.
11:20:01.000 Maybe, who knows?
11:20:02.000 I bet this is popping at like 9 o'clock.
11:20:05.000 Like when you're in there at 7 a.m., I bet there's tons of people in there.
11:20:09.000 Yeah, we'll do streams like that again.
11:20:09.000 Yeah.
11:20:12.000 We should probably do a call in.
11:20:14.000 One of these days, I'm going to do a call in with my guys, but maybe I'll have to build up a Discord server again.
11:20:20.000 I don't know.
11:20:20.000 No promises, but it seems like it could be fun.
11:20:25.000 There you go.
11:20:27.000 I brought back the callback streams.
11:20:29.000 You're welcome, chat.
11:20:30.000 You can pay me later. 1.00
11:20:33.000 That black guy was so surprisingly based. 1.00
11:20:37.000 The treehouse thing was so funny. 0.99
11:20:37.000 I know. 0.99
11:20:41.000 I couldn't get over it.
11:20:43.000 It was so shockingly.
11:20:45.000 And you know that he wasn't our guy, it was too random.
11:20:50.000 Yeah.
11:20:53.000 Now he's watching Panther Den and reading about the Daily Groypers.
11:20:58.000 Oh, man.
11:20:59.000 I like when he was like, how many Republican representatives are in the White House?
11:21:04.000 Bruh.
11:21:05.000 What?
11:21:09.000 Bruh.
11:21:09.000 He didn't know that, like, there's just a nominee.
11:21:12.000 He's like, oh, it's all Democrats running?
11:21:14.000 Like, oh, man.
11:21:17.000 But he was cool.
11:21:18.000 Taking my guns.
11:21:20.000 Yeah, like, I'm sure he legally purchased that firearm.
11:21:23.000 Like, I don't think anybody's in favor of illegal firearm purchases and gangbanging.
11:21:30.000 Hmm.
11:21:35.000 All right, I'll let you go to bed.
11:21:35.000 I'm so tired.
11:21:37.000 You should have gone to bed.
11:21:38.000 I feel responsible for you.
11:21:41.000 I'm a bad influence on you.
11:21:43.000 You should have gone to bed.
11:21:46.000 But this week, we only got like four days, and we're going to DC and we're schmooting.
11:21:53.000 I'm excited.
11:21:54.000 I'm hyped.
11:21:55.000 I'm hyped. 1.00
11:21:56.000 I'm going to hang with the homies. 0.95
11:22:00.000 All right, bro. 0.98
11:22:01.000 Well, I'm going.
11:22:02.000 I'll let you go to bed.
11:22:03.000 I could stay up all day.
11:22:05.000 Maybe I'm in the stream.
11:22:07.000 I'm just kidding.
11:22:08.000 Yeah, don't do it.
11:22:09.000 You're sick anyway.
11:22:10.000 No, I feel better now.
11:22:12.000 Yeah, you got through it.
11:22:13.000 For the most part.
11:22:14.000 Champ.
11:22:15.000 Total champ.
11:22:19.000 Alright, big guy.
11:22:20.000 Well, thank you for having me on, even though, you know, halfway through I booted it up.
11:22:25.000 I followed through with Beardson.
11:22:27.000 I don't regret it.
11:22:28.000 Yeah, no problem.
11:22:29.000 It was fun.
11:22:31.000 Yeah, I had a good time.
11:22:33.000 Yeah, yeah, good times.
11:22:34.000 Thanks for schmooting.
11:22:35.000 Thanks for hanging.
11:22:36.000 Yeah, man.
11:22:38.000 Anytime.
11:22:38.000 Anytime.
11:22:40.000 I don't want to pull a Beardson, so I'll let you guys know. 0.79
11:22:42.000 Yeah, alright.
11:22:44.000 Alright, peace out.
11:22:45.000 Good night, stream.
11:22:47.000 Good night.
11:22:47.000 Bye bye.
11:22:48.000 Peace.
11:22:51.000 Alright.
11:22:52.000 Sheesh.
11:22:53.000 Well.
11:22:57.000 Well, that's the stream.
11:22:58.000 That is the 11 hour stream.
11:23:02.000 Jeez.
11:23:03.000 That is a long time.
11:23:06.000 That is a long time to be streaming.
11:23:09.000 So that's going to do it.
11:23:10.000 I'll open the chest.
11:23:11.000 I'll open the chest for people that have been hanging out all night.
11:23:13.000 Why not?
11:23:16.000 That's a stream.
11:23:17.000 I'm wrapping it up.
11:23:18.000 I gotta take a nap. 0.99
11:23:19.000 I got shit to do today. 0.99
11:23:20.000 I got shit to do to prepare for AFPAC over the next few days. 0.99
11:23:24.000 I don't know what I'm gonna do. 0.97
11:23:25.000 I'll have to just try and stay up, I guess, over the next, you know, maybe.
11:23:30.000 Oh no, I got dinner plans actually. 1.00
11:23:32.000 Shit, so I gotta sleep. 0.99
11:23:34.000 So I'm gonna have to sleep today, do my stuff tonight, sleep tonight, hopefully, get on a schedule, because I gotta be good for AFPAC and I gotta get stuff done this week. 0.99
11:23:46.000 So it's a lot of prep to do.
11:23:49.000 Let's see.
11:23:50.000 Oh, so Radical Zoomer got a full, almost more than a diamond and a half.
11:23:57.000 I'm really upset that Gen Z 2000 got 95 because that guy was counter signaling the whole night.
11:24:04.000 Counter signaling Beardson, so that's a little disappointing. 0.88
11:24:08.000 Soviet Henry, 70. 0.78
11:24:10.000 Delora, 50. 0.82
11:24:11.000 Nice.
11:24:13.000 So people got their lemons.
11:24:15.000 Glad to see.
11:24:16.000 All right, well, that's going to do it for me.
11:24:19.000 I'm tired.
11:24:22.000 I'm turning off the lo fi hip hop.
11:24:24.000 That's going to do it on the stream tonight.
11:24:28.000 But thanks for watching.
11:24:30.000 I hope you enjoyed.
11:24:31.000 People that stuck around, still 1,300 people watching throughout.
11:24:36.000 We started, I think, with 3,000, and maybe the average was like 2,500 or something, and gradually it dwindled down to 1,300.
11:24:43.000 That's still a lot of people for an all night through to Saturday morning stream.
11:24:49.000 So that's it for me.
11:24:52.000 But good night, and I will see you.
11:24:56.000 Yeah, I don't think I'm going to be doing any streaming today or tomorrow.
11:25:00.000 So that is extra streaming.
11:25:02.000 So I'll see you on America First tomorrow.
11:25:05.000 But until then, hey, go to church and enjoy the rest of your weekend.
11:25:10.000 I will see you tomorrow.
11:25:13.000 You say they never saw this coming, well, you're not alone.
11:25:25.000 Million dollar renovations to a happy home.
11:25:28.000 My ex says she gave me the best years of her life.
11:25:30.000 I saw a recent picture of her, I guess she was right.
11:25:33.000 I wake up, accessing the damages.
11:25:36.000 Checking media takeout. 1.00
11:25:37.000 Pictures of me drunk walking out with a bitch. 0.99
11:25:40.000 But it's blurry enough to get the fake out. 1.00
11:25:43.000 I wake up, all veggies, no eggs.
11:25:45.000 I hit the gym, all chests, no legs.
11:25:49.000 Then I make myself a smoothie.
11:25:51.000 Then me and wifey make a movie.
11:25:52.000 Chicago, St. Louis, St. Louis to Chicago.
11:25:56.000 Underlay, underlay, EI, EI.
11:25:57.000 Uh oh, you had me driving far enough to switch the time zone.
11:26:00.000 You was the best of all time at the time, though.
11:26:03.000 Yeah.
11:26:04.000 You wasn't mine, though.
11:26:06.000 But I still drove 30 hours.
11:26:16.000 I still drove 30 hours to you.
11:26:23.000 I remember rapping for Jay and Cam.
11:26:26.000 Young Reducer just trying to get his clothes off.
11:26:28.000 I remember being nervous to do Victoria's Secret till I pitched at everybody with their clothes off.
11:26:33.000 Expedition was Eddie Bauer Edition.
11:26:36.000 I'm driving with no winter ties in December.
11:26:38.000 Skirt, skirt, skirt. 1.00
11:26:39.000 Like a private school for women. 0.99
11:26:41.000 Then I get there and all the Popeyes is finished, girl. 0.99
11:26:44.000 You don't love me, you're just pretending.
11:26:46.000 I need a happy beginning, middle, and ending.
11:26:48.000 Chicago, St. Louis, St. Louis to Chicago.
11:26:51.000 It's getting hot in here, that's all that I know.
11:26:54.000 Got a hotel room, three stars for you.
11:26:56.000 You call down for an omelet, girl, it's five in the morning.
11:26:58.000 You realize you got the double tree, not the Aria.
11:27:01.000 Only thing open is Spaffle House, girl, don't start with me.
11:27:04.000 I used to Weston Union for you like it's no pride.
11:27:06.000 Cause you was in college complaining about it's no jobs. 1.00
11:27:09.000 But you was sucking a nigga dick the whole time. 1.00
11:27:11.000 Well, I guess it. 1.00
11:27:12.000 Blowjob better than no job. 0.73
11:27:14.000 Then I drove back 30 hours.
11:27:36.000 Boston, you help me out.
11:27:38.000 Thirty hours, yeah. 1.00
11:27:41.000 This type of shit you just ride out to, uh, yeah. 0.99
11:27:48.000 Thirty hours, uh, yeah, uh, yeah, uh, yeah. 0.99
11:27:58.000 Thirty hours, I have to be like. 0.99
11:28:04.000 It was my idea to have an open relationship, nah nigga man, now I'm about to drive 90 miles like Mark Burns to kill him Just to kill, just to, just to, I'm about to drive 90 miles like Matt Barnes Just to whoop a nigga ass It was my idea and nah nigga, nah nigga man, nah nigga uh It's trying to whoop him out to school just to show him got class, none of them wanna, none of, none of, none of what the, yeah, you know what I'm saying? 1.00
11:28:31.000 I'll drop some shit like that, hey Whoop them at the school just to. 1.00
11:28:39.000 Whoop them at the school just to shot Gat Class. 1.00
11:28:47.000 Kick! 1.00
11:28:48.000 Three stacks.
11:28:49.000 Just right after that.
11:28:54.000 Take it out.
11:28:56.000 This is the bonus track.
11:28:57.000 This is the bonus.
11:29:01.000 My favorite albums just have like bonus joints like this.
11:29:04.000 That's why they kick it off like this.
11:29:05.000 Yeah.
11:29:06.000 Just did that master square garden. 1.00
11:29:11.000 Had to put the flies, nigga, on this shit. 1.00
11:29:15.000 Ay, ay, the pyramids shall rise. 1.00
11:29:19.000 Through these ultralight beams flowing.
11:29:24.000 All the moms, the dads, the kids, the families that shared this moment with us.
11:29:28.000 Let's rock out for about 30 hours.
11:29:31.000 You know?
11:29:32.000 Ay, you know?
11:29:39.000 30 hours.
11:29:41.000 Whole design team, easy team, music team.
11:29:45.000 Ayy, remember the whole block get shot out?
11:29:48.000 In my version of a shout out track.
11:29:51.000 Ayy, let them all run.
11:29:53.000 Let them all run.
11:29:55.000 To my brother Yassine. 1.00
11:29:59.000 Hold down in Africa. 1.00
11:30:00.000 Ayy, ayy, ayy. 1.00
11:30:05.000 To my family.
11:30:06.000 Thank you for holding me down.
11:30:08.000 The media be at me like.
11:30:10.000 That's Gabe calling.
11:30:13.000 Okay, I'm just doing a I'm just doing an ad lib track right now.
11:30:19.000 What's up?