America First - Nicholas J. Fuentes - hanging out and vibing

00:11:37.000 What's going on, everybody?

00:11:39.000 It's me, Nick, back with a stream here Saturday night.

00:11:45.000 Hanging out, hanging out, vibing out, chilling.

00:11:51.000 Back on the air, back on DLive, fresh off of my YouTube ban.

00:11:58.000 First stream since yesterday, if you can believe it.

00:12:02.000 And I don't have a huge plan for what the stream is going to be tonight.

00:12:09.000 Just going to be.

00:12:10.000 Relaxing, just going to be chilling.

00:12:13.000 I've been watching a lot of content today.

00:12:15.000 I was just watching the weekly sweat.

00:12:18.000 And I was watching Patrick Casey's stream earlier today.

00:12:23.000 And I said to myself, I'd like to stream today, actually.

00:12:27.000 I want to hang out on stream.

00:12:28.000 I want to hang out with 2,500 of my closest friends.

00:12:33.000 And so we might do a little gaming later.

00:12:38.000 But I want to watch this.

00:12:40.000 I've actually had this, I have my little notebook here.

00:12:48.000 I can't reveal the contents of my notebook, but I have my little notebook here where I put all my action items, my to do list.

00:12:57.000 And at the top of the list is Benny Johnson Rubin Report.

00:13:00.000 Somebody told me that this happened, that this interview happened, and I said to myself, I want to watch this on stream.

00:13:10.000 So I figured, what the heck?

00:13:14.000 I haven't watched it yet.

00:13:15.000 I haven't seen any of it at all, I haven't seen a minute of it.

00:13:19.000 But I want to, but I want to watch and I want to see what happens.

00:13:24.000 So we'll be experiencing it for the first time together.

00:13:30.000 And I don't know if we'll watch the whole thing.

00:13:31.000 The whole thing's an hour and four minutes, which I don't know if I could stomach an hour and four minutes of Benny Johnson, but we'll get through as much as we can.

00:13:39.000 For as long as it's interesting, we'll watch it.

00:13:41.000 And then if we get bored, then we'll switch it up.

00:13:44.000 I'll probably do something else.

00:13:47.000 Maybe I'll play a game.

00:13:49.000 Maybe I'll do.

00:13:51.000 A different thing.

00:13:52.000 We'll see what happens.

00:13:54.000 So it should be fun.

00:13:55.000 It should be a fun thing.

00:13:58.000 Let's see what people are saying in the live chat. 1.00

00:14:00.000 Already we've got a Ninjet. 1.00

00:14:02.000 Holy smokes. 1.00

00:14:04.000 Thank you, Purist Catholics, for the Ninjet. 1.00

00:14:07.000 Really appreciate it. 1.00

00:14:10.000 Let's see. 1.00

00:14:13.000 Benny is gay. 0.99

00:14:16.000 Ruben is gay. 1.00

00:14:18.000 JF, gay, rapey. 1.00

00:14:21.000 Ruben is big, gay. 1.00

00:14:24.000 Sexual tension. 1.00

00:14:25.000 That's funny.

00:14:28.000 Yeah, let's drop a dislike.

00:14:30.000 Let's drop a dislike here.

00:14:32.000 Armenian Groyp versus the PPV for Fuentes versus Shapiro would be higher than McGregor versus Mayweather.

00:14:38.000 I don't know if that's true.

00:14:39.000 I'm going to turn this light on.

00:14:40.000 I think that'll help the camera quality a little bit. 1.00

00:14:47.000 I wish Ben Shapiro would debate me because it would be fun and it would be interesting, but Ben Shapiro is a Bitch, dude. 0.98

00:14:55.000 He'll give a whole speech about me, but he won't. 0.99

00:14:58.000 Okay, never mind.

00:14:59.000 I don't like that.

00:15:00.000 He'll give a whole 45 minute speech about me, but he won't actually engage, confront in any meaningful way.

00:15:06.000 And who does that?

00:15:07.000 You don't have to like me, and you don't have to hate him to think that that's dishonorable.

00:15:12.000 But anyway, I've got some great pop here.

00:15:17.000 Great pop check.

00:15:21.000 And we're locking in here.

00:15:23.000 So let's.

00:15:24.000 Begin.

00:15:25.000 Let's jump into it.

00:15:26.000 I'm ready to watch content.

00:15:26.000 I'm excited.

00:15:28.000 I'm ready to watch content and hang out.

00:15:34.000 And we'll mess with the audio levels as we go on here.

00:15:38.000 People are asking me to watch the Groip cast.

00:15:41.000 I don't really want to watch. 0.99

00:15:42.000 It's just dumb. 0.96

00:15:43.000 You know, it's Zoomer clips arguing with Gibby. 1.00

00:15:47.000 It's like just dumb. 0.98

00:15:49.000 I don't know why people. 0.99

00:15:50.000 It's one thing if.

00:15:51.000 I love e drama.

00:15:53.000 Okay?

00:15:54.000 I know we're all supposed to pretend that we don't love e drama, but I love it.

00:15:58.000 I love fighting.

00:16:00.000 And I love.

00:16:01.000 My life, you know, well.

00:16:05.000 I don't have a lot of social interaction in my real life, so e drama is sort of just entertaining.

00:16:11.000 It's something happening. 0.97

00:16:12.000 I'm like one of these parasites.

00:16:14.000 I'm one of these news parasites where I feed off of happenings, you know, whether it's current events or it's e drama, but only if it's consequential. 1.00

00:16:24.000 I only care about e drama if it's like juicy, it involves people that matter, but if a couple of like gay retards are just, you know, fighting over nothing. 1.00

00:16:35.000 Oh, you're dumb. 1.00

00:16:36.000 No, you're dumb. 1.00

00:16:37.000 It's just like, it's not good e drama. 1.00

00:16:40.000 I want good e drama.

00:16:43.000 You know what I mean?

00:16:47.000 I know a lot of people, you're expected to say you don't like e drama.

00:16:51.000 Oh, I'm above it all.

00:16:52.000 No, I hate e drama.

00:16:53.000 I'm all about the movement.

00:16:55.000 You know, I like a little bit of e drama.

00:16:57.000 I like a little bit of drama to spice things up.

00:16:59.000 Drama is healthy, drama is natural, in my opinion.

00:17:04.000 Conflict.

00:17:06.000 And I don't, you know, I'm a very much a live and let live.

00:17:10.000 Well, not obviously my politics, but I'm very much somebody who just kind of goes with the flow.

00:17:16.000 I don't tend to freak out.

00:17:18.000 Oh, we have to stop the drama.

00:17:19.000 That's a big thing.

00:17:20.000 It's like, you know, let people be people, flesh things out, let things play out.

00:17:25.000 I'm a big fan of just letting things sort of play out.

00:17:28.000 Even like with my show, you know, the whole story of America First is kind of like just letting it play out.

00:17:35.000 People are like, oh, no, you're going to get banned, or oh, no, like this bad thing is going to happen.

00:17:39.000 You're going to ruin your life.

00:17:41.000 That's how it's been for as long as I've been on the internet.

00:17:44.000 And I just kind of play it out.

00:17:45.000 Let's just see what happens. 1.00

00:17:47.000 I'll just keep throwing shit. 1.00

00:17:49.000 And let's just see what happens. 1.00

00:17:50.000 I'll say this.

00:17:51.000 I'll go to CPAC.

00:17:51.000 I'll say that.

00:17:53.000 And I'll just sneak in.

00:17:54.000 And let's just see what happens.

00:17:55.000 Let's just let it play out.

00:17:57.000 I'm a big, I kind of just like that.

00:18:00.000 I love life in that way.

00:18:02.000 That is what makes life rich.

00:18:03.000 All these people know it must be this way.

00:18:07.000 And no speed bumps and no negative.

00:18:10.000 That's my philosophy.

00:18:13.000 But let's watch.

00:18:15.000 But let's watch.

00:18:16.000 Benny Johnson.

00:18:18.000 Can you relate to that?

00:18:19.000 But let's watch.

00:18:21.000 Let's see what happens.

00:18:23.000 And what I do on a professional basis every day is I take.

00:18:26.000 Let me just check the audio levels.

00:18:28.000 Are the audio levels good?

00:18:29.000 Star Wars memes.

00:18:30.000 I mean, some of the best memes out there are Star Wars memes.

00:18:32.000 And you apply that to politics.

00:18:34.000 And you are able to get.

00:18:36.000 We kind of just jumped right into it.

00:18:38.000 Is there even like an introduction or.

00:18:42.000 This is like the.

00:18:42.000 Oh, I see.

00:18:44.000 This is like the cold open.

00:18:45.000 This is like the lead.

00:18:46.000 Okay.

00:18:47.000 What I am doing and what I do on a professional basis every day.

00:18:50.000 Somebody says 4456.

00:18:52.000 Does something happen at 4456?

00:18:55.000 Well, just skip right ahead and.

00:18:56.000 Be this like rise of what I would say are genuinely sort of far right.

00:19:02.000 Whoa!

00:19:03.000 Oh, come on!

00:19:03.000 What the f.

00:19:07.000 Yeah, whatever.

00:19:08.000 People that were going after Charlie, going after Turning Point, showed up to my events, probably showed up to things you were doing.

00:19:14.000 No, you weren't doing anything better.

00:19:16.000 I was super impressed by.

00:19:18.000 Was the level of fight that I saw people on the right fighting these people?

00:19:22.000 Where what I see on the left, and my audience knows how I feel about this already, opposite of the left.

00:19:26.000 The level of fight.

00:19:27.000 The left, there's nothing too far left, right?

00:19:29.000 Ilhan Omar is not left enough, and Sarsour is not too left.

00:19:32.000 You're never too left or bananas to be associated with on that side.

00:19:35.000 But the right does set limits.

00:19:37.000 Yes.

00:19:38.000 And I think that was pretty damn impressive.

00:19:40.000 I say by you guys because it was a real attack on Turning Point.

00:19:44.000 Yeah.

00:19:45.000 And it didn't.

00:19:46.000 And you guys won.

00:19:48.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:19:48.000 Shapiro was there to help.

00:19:49.000 I mean, Ben gave, I think, a very Churchillian speech.

00:19:56.000 Churchillian, brother.

00:19:59.000 Yeah, that. 0.98

00:20:00.000 Smarmy little rat faced weasel. 1.00

00:20:06.000 Nick Valentis is racist. 1.00

00:20:11.000 These are nasty incel type people. 1.00

00:20:14.000 They can't get laid. 1.00

00:20:16.000 Wow, yeah.

00:20:17.000 Churchillian.

00:20:22.000 Rousing, really.

00:20:24.000 Rallied the nation behind that one there.

00:20:26.000 Wow, yeah.

00:20:26.000 Incredible.

00:20:29.000 Wow, the heart of a lion, truly. 1.00

00:20:32.000 Smarmy bitch. 1.00

00:20:34.000 To really like break it all down. 1.00

00:20:36.000 Charlie did this multiple places.

00:20:38.000 Break it all down.

00:20:38.000 We're going to break it down.

00:20:39.000 It was a sudden group of like, I would say like real race focused nationalists, something like that.

00:20:45.000 I think that's what separates us from the left though, is having the courage to say, you're not part of our party.

00:20:50.000 We disown you, right?

00:20:52.000 We disown you.

00:20:53.000 We don't want to be a part of you.

00:20:54.000 These views we do not want inside of our tent.

00:20:58.000 Yeah.

00:20:58.000 That's why we're going to collapse here.

00:21:00.000 I watched your clip on CNN where they show these like race realists.

00:21:05.000 Protesting Donald Trump Jr., with Charlie on stage with him.

00:21:08.000 They're attacking Trump Jr.

00:21:09.000 Trump Jr.'s fighting against the racists, right?

00:21:12.000 The guys that are screaming about all this stuff.

00:21:14.000 And then CNN says Trump Jr.'s fighting against the conservatives.

00:21:17.000 Like something, it was something like the real conservatives.

00:21:20.000 Yeah, we are the real conservatives.

00:21:21.000 To imply that real conservatives are racist.

00:21:23.000 And somehow Trump Jr. was sort of the good guy.

00:21:26.000 It's all so confusing.

00:21:29.000 It's too confusing, but it's very basic in its element, which is that if you are.

00:21:34.000 It's not at all.

00:21:35.000 This is what they love to.

00:21:36.000 Oh, it's all just so confusing.

00:21:38.000 It's not confusing at all.

00:21:41.000 If anybody watches this show, there's nothing confusing about it at all.

00:21:46.000 You've even checked my Twitter after the UCLA thing.

00:21:51.000 Well, my pinned tweet for like three weeks said something to the effect of We like and respect Don Jr., we are trying to expose Charlie Kirk, who is a subversive infiltrator in the MAGA movement.

00:22:07.000 Like, there's nothing complicated.

00:22:10.000 Oh, it's all just, oh, I don't know what to believe.

00:22:13.000 Watch my show.

00:22:15.000 Which, by the way, something you should notice, which I just noticed this show was published February 9th, 2020.

00:22:27.000 61,000 views, 1.14 million subscribers.

00:22:33.000 Excuse me.

00:22:35.000 61,000 views.

00:22:37.000 Before my YouTube channel got banned, I was easily getting 40, 50, 60,000 views per show.

00:22:45.000 If you go back in December, throughout December, I was even up at a couple of videos past 100,000, and a lot of them were like clearing 70,000, 80,000.

00:22:57.000 In January, after my first strike, and I had gone on vacation and then I was banned for a week, I was still pushing like 50,000 right up until I got banned.

00:23:08.000 50,000 views for a two hour live stream with a half hour of music in front of it, 70,000 subscribers.

00:23:17.000 This guy's at $1.14 million.

00:23:20.000 It's a clean cut, edited, high production value, one hour interview with a special guest.

00:23:26.000 And the guy can't clear 65,000 views, which, you know, his whole show has really declined.

00:23:34.000 One of the things we talk about, across the board, I remember when Dave Rubin, I don't know if you guys remember, but Dave Rubin used to be like huge with Peterson and Ben Shapiro and who else?

00:23:50.000 Milo.

00:23:51.000 When this show first came on the scene in like 2015 and 2016, it was like a huge thing.

00:23:57.000 I guess they're still clearing.

00:23:58.000 Actually, you know what?

00:23:59.000 I take that back.

00:24:00.000 Some of these views are pretty good.

00:24:02.000 Let's see.

00:24:03.000 Or some of these videos have a pretty strong view count.

00:24:06.000 We got 190 here, 401.

00:24:08.000 Okay, now.

00:24:09.000 So, I mean, they're doing okay, but they don't have anything clearing like 500, a million.

00:24:15.000 And I distinctly remember that they used to be on that level.

00:24:19.000 It looks like the biggest video they've had in how many months?

00:24:26.000 How many months can we go back?

00:24:28.000 Maybe the biggest video of the year.

00:24:30.000 Okay, like one got half a million, one got 400K.

00:24:35.000 But they're not really.

00:24:38.000 This show's not really at the level that it should be.

00:24:41.000 It's not really getting the amount of views that it should be for this size.

00:24:46.000 And moreover, for somebody, I mean, this just proves somebody like Benny Johnson just like, you know, who cares.

00:24:52.000 Probably the only people that bother to tune into Benny Johnson are just like the regulars that watch the Ruben Report.

00:24:58.000 Oh, I guess I'll watch this.

00:25:01.000 I guess I'll watch this.

00:25:02.000 You know, people open up their YouTube app and they pull up the subscribe.

00:25:06.000 Hmm, oh, Benny Johnson's on today?

00:25:08.000 Well, I don't know who that is, but yeah, whatever.

00:25:12.000 Let's play it. 0.86

00:25:16.000 Racist, or if you are an anti Semite, you have no quarter in my movement.

00:25:22.000 Those are things that I don't play footsie with. 0.91

00:25:26.000 Play footsie? 1.00

00:25:27.000 Yeah, you play footsie with men, faggot! 1.00

00:25:29.000 You play footsie with. 1.00

00:25:31.000 Men, when you're cheating on your wife with men because you're a homosexual faggot. 1.00

00:25:41.000 I don't play footsie with racists. 1.00

00:25:45.000 Yeah, you play footsie with men, and it's gross. 0.89

00:25:51.000 Chuck Schumer says, guy who worked for TYT talking to a guy who worked for BuzzFeed, setting the limits on conservatism.

00:25:59.000 That's a great point.

00:26:01.000 Yeah, let's reflect on that a little bit.

00:26:03.000 You've got Dave Rubin. 0.88

00:26:05.000 Gay, Jewish, used to work for the Young Turks. 0.97

00:26:09.000 And you've got Benny Johnson, gay, used to work for BuzzFeed. 0.92

00:26:15.000 And these two guys are going to dictate what is conservative and what isn't.

00:26:20.000 We set limits, and we're the ones setting the limits.

00:26:24.000 And we decide what's outside the bounds.

00:26:28.000 Seems like there's something wrong with this equation.

00:26:31.000 Seems like there's something wrong with this picture.

00:26:35.000 That to.

00:26:36.000 Non normative, non traditional men who worked for liberal media outlets, they decide.

00:26:49.000 The people that know so much, they decide what's conservative or not.

00:26:55.000 The same way that you decide what's racist or not.

00:27:06.000 But it's true.

00:27:06.000 But that's a great point.

00:27:08.000 And it's true.

00:27:12.000 Yeah, but Benny, Benny, Benny Johnson, what an unsafe.

00:27:16.000 I love when they always try to affect this very serious.

00:27:20.000 No, but we're going to be serious for a minute. 0.99

00:27:23.000 I'm normally this goofy faggot when I'm dancing around and I'm doing Fortnite dances. 0.99

00:27:30.000 What did he say? 1.00

00:27:31.000 And all that. 0.73

00:27:32.000 Normally, I'm a goofy meme lord, but let's get super serious for five seconds when we talk about anti Semites in the movement. 0.99

00:27:41.000 Shut up. 1.00

00:27:42.000 Shut up, dude. 1.00

00:27:44.000 Goofy bitch. 1.00

00:27:46.000 There's only one clown. 1.00

00:27:48.000 There's only one clown. 0.95

00:27:50.000 Okay, let's continue. 0.92

00:27:52.000 Tone you?

00:27:53.000 And if those are the things that, if that's your worldview, then that's not going to be part of the movement that we are creating.

00:28:01.000 It's as simple as that.

00:28:03.000 CNN can try and conflate that, and people can try and conflate that all they want.

00:28:06.000 This is really serious.

00:28:08.000 It's really clear when you lay out the words that are being said and what is being said.

00:28:13.000 It's really stark, but it takes courage to do a thing like that. 0.59

00:28:16.000 You can't talk about Jewish power. 0.99

00:28:18.000 A little bit of moral courage would be really exciting to do that. 0.83

00:28:21.000 You can't talk about Zionist wars in the Middle East.

00:28:24.000 Of anti Semitism.

00:28:25.000 You can't talk about the capitalist class.

00:28:27.000 You can't play footsie with or just openly embrace terrorist regimes and anti Semitic tropes to happen on the left, to happen on the left.

00:28:36.000 Anti Semitic tropes.

00:28:38.000 Anti Semitic tropes like what?

00:28:39.000 Owning the banks, facts.

00:28:41.000 You've got lefties advocating all the neocon wars, facts.

00:28:47.000 He doesn't have to disown Ilhan Omar.

00:28:49.000 Or Rashida Taleb, who's out on the campaign trail with him, out on the campaign trail with him on a regular basis, someone who says the Holocaust gives her a calming feeling.

00:28:58.000 This is just shocking that Drogan is the guy who needs to be deep sixed.

00:28:58.000 Yeah.

00:29:04.000 Yeah, we got Drogan.

00:29:05.000 We're all going to embrace Michael Moore, and we're going to, you know, literally communist Michael Moore, communist AOC, and open anti Semite Rashida Taleb and Ilhan Omar.

00:29:17.000 Let's shift a little bit to this impeachment thing.

00:29:19.000 That was a very serious, that was a very serious, wow, very serious take from Benny Johnson there.

00:29:28.000 Oh, wow.

00:29:30.000 Very serious when we're talking about the limits of the movement.

00:29:34.000 Talk about the free market.

00:29:36.000 That's fine. 0.93

00:29:37.000 Talk about who's responsible for the foreign wars, undercutting American wages, mass migration. 0.81

00:29:44.000 That's an anti Semitic trope.

00:29:46.000 Not so fast, Buster. 1.00

00:29:48.000 Not so fast, Christian.

00:29:52.000 Okay, well, let's watch from the start, though.

00:29:55.000 I'm glad somebody gave us that timestamp, though, because I didn't even know that was in there.

00:30:00.000 I didn't even know they talked about the Groyper War.

00:30:04.000 During this, it's kind of funny how they're all going around talking about it.

00:30:08.000 Ben Shapiro talking about it, Benny Johnson, excuse me, talking about it.

00:30:14.000 And like they're bringing it up.

00:30:16.000 They don't have to bring it up, but they are, which is kind of curious.

00:30:21.000 But I didn't know they, but I'm glad we covered that because I didn't know it was in there.

00:30:24.000 But let's go back to the beginning. 0.95

00:30:29.000 Original Caucasian says, In my country, there is a problem. 0.73

00:30:33.000 I don't know what that means.

00:30:36.000 What I am doing, and what I do on a professional basis every day, is I take the meme culture world, the meme world, prequel memes, Star Wars memes, I mean, some of the best memes out there are Star Wars memes, and you apply that to politics, and you are able to get an intersectional point where you can get a young kid or some young person who might know Star Wars but doesn't quite understand what's going on with impeachment, and you can frame it, the world for them, based on Star Wars, and actually bring them into the political process.

00:31:05.000 Which is very important.

00:31:10.000 I'm Dave Rubin, and according to the Wikipedia editors, this is the Rubin Report.

00:31:14.000 As always, guys, make sure that you're subscribed to our channel by clicking subscribe over there and clicking that notification bell.

00:31:20.000 And more importantly, joining me today is the Chief Creative Officer for Turning Point USA and Meme Maker Extraordinaire, Benny Johnson.

00:31:29.000 Benny Johnson.

00:31:30.000 This feels very overdue, man.

00:31:30.000 Fantastic.

00:31:33.000 How has this taken so long to happen?

00:31:35.000 You're a busy guy.

00:31:38.000 Going around the world, Jordan Peterson.

00:31:40.000 It's like, you know, like I cut his IQ in half.

00:31:43.000 You got me.

00:31:45.000 Yo, Benny Johnson's 32.

00:31:47.000 I have a very room temperature IQ.

00:31:48.000 Room temperature IQ.

00:31:50.000 Yo, wait, I just looked up, just out of curiosity, Benny Johnson age.

00:31:56.000 People also search for Nicholas J. Fuentes.

00:32:00.000 I know that guy.

00:32:02.000 That's so funny to me.

00:32:06.000 You literally can't look up Benny Johnson without seeing 21 year old Epic.

00:32:11.000 21 year old Epic, Nick.

00:32:17.000 Benny Arthur Johnson, our guy, American columnist.

00:32:23.000 He grew up in Cedar Rapids and attended the University of Iowa.

00:32:27.000 He graduated with a degree in organic chemistry and developmental psychology.

00:32:37.000 In 2012, Johnson became an editor at BuzzFeed.

00:32:40.000 In July 2014, BuzzFeed found 41 instances of plagiarism.

00:32:46.000 Excuse me, in Johnson's writings, comprising almost 10% of his work.

00:32:52.000 He was subsequently fired from BuzzFeed.

00:32:58.000 I keep burping.

00:32:59.000 He was subsequently fired from BuzzFeed and apologized for the plagiarism.

00:33:03.000 A few weeks later, he became digital director at National Review Online.

00:33:08.000 That's kind of weird when you think about it, isn't it?

00:33:13.000 How does somebody get fired for plagiarism as a journalist, which should be like one of the worst things?

00:33:18.000 I mean, like one of the worst things you could do.

00:33:20.000 As a journalist, from a professional standpoint, if your business is content and more specifically like original creative content, shouldn't cheating at that, lying, deception about your work?

00:33:38.000 I would think that'd be one of the worst things you could do.

00:33:40.000 Like, shouldn't that destroy your reputation?

00:33:43.000 So, how is it that, you know, a few weeks later he gets a job at National Review, digital director?

00:33:51.000 Seems like kind of a.

00:33:52.000 I mean, I don't think they just hire anybody.

00:33:54.000 How does that work?

00:33:55.000 You have to wonder how things like that come together because it's not random.

00:34:01.000 I know people in Washington, D.C.

00:34:03.000 I know how the system works.

00:34:05.000 I know how the process works.

00:34:07.000 I know people everywhere in the city.

00:34:11.000 And that happens when you're like connected.

00:34:14.000 You know how that goes.

00:34:17.000 You have these pass around people that, you know, if it doesn't work out in one place, they get picked up somewhere else.

00:34:23.000 And it's really not about expertise or being good at your job.

00:34:26.000 It's really just sort of like. 0.95

00:34:29.000 It's like a disgusting Craigslist or prostitution kind of.

00:34:35.000 So that really kind of makes you think about Benny Johnson that he's really a flexible and very fluid guy.

00:34:42.000 Somebody who I can't imagine is being hired on the basis of his expertise, talents, his integrity, anything like that.

00:34:51.000 Because, I mean, things like that shouldn't happen.

00:34:58.000 I don't know.

00:34:59.000 You're a chef and you get fired for spitting in food.

00:35:02.000 And then a few weeks later, you're hired automatically at another place?

00:35:06.000 Like, it doesn't make any sense.

00:35:09.000 In 2015, a few months after he was hired by National Review, he joined the IJR as the creative content director later that year.

00:35:20.000 IJR staffers accused Johnson of plagiarism.

00:35:24.000 In 2017, Johnson was suspended by the IJR after Johnson's involvement in an article which asserted that Judge Derek Watson's partial blocking of.

00:35:32.000 Executive Order 13780 was connected to former President Barack Obama's trip to Hawaii.

00:35:38.000 Later that year, Johnson was demoted for violating IJR's company ethics.

00:35:43.000 Business Insider reported that Johnson had been verbally abusive and driven numerous staffers away from the IJR due to his management style.

00:35:50.000 Johnson and IJR's relationship was terminated in October 2017.

00:35:55.000 Johnson joined the Daily Caller in November 2017.

00:36:00.000 So, who's looking out for this guy?

00:36:02.000 Who's looking out for this guy?

00:36:04.000 What's the deal here? 1.00

00:36:06.000 Because, from what I just read, this is like a complete and total scumbag who can't do his job right, who just seems incompetent and like a total disaster. 0.99

00:36:17.000 And yet, every time he gets handed an opportunity and shits the bad, there it is, in short order, lined up at another job. 0.96

00:36:28.000 He's at BuzzFeed, 10% of his articles plagiarized.

00:36:32.000 A few months after that, he's hired by National Review.

00:36:36.000 He's working at the IJR.

00:36:39.000 He gets accused of plagiarism there.

00:36:40.000 I guess he persists working there.

00:36:43.000 Then he makes something up.

00:36:45.000 Then he violates company ethics.

00:36:48.000 Then there's other problems.

00:36:49.000 Gets fired.

00:36:51.000 Oh, Daily Caller.

00:36:52.000 Oh, Turning Point USA.

00:36:57.000 You know, and that is really what the gatekeeping is all about.

00:37:01.000 Don't you understand?

00:37:02.000 The gatekeeping is a lot less about ideology.

00:37:05.000 You have to promote the right ideology, obviously.

00:37:08.000 But what gatekeeping really means.

00:37:11.000 Is that you don't get inside the influence machine unless you're controlled.

00:37:16.000 Like, that is really what it amounts to.

00:37:19.000 It's like the music industry or television or anything like that. 0.99

00:37:24.000 Any of the mega celebrities, they're allowed to become mega celebrities because they had to, like, do a pedophile sex ritual or they got branded on their ass by, you know, with, like, a Star of David or a pentagram or something. 0.99

00:37:41.000 A black cube. 1.00

00:37:43.000 That's how it goes.

00:37:45.000 They will not allow, that's what gatekeeping means.

00:37:48.000 Nobody gets to be a star without attaching yourself to strings.

00:37:55.000 But that's the deal.

00:37:56.000 It's like the deal with the devil.

00:37:58.000 You make the deal, you sell your soul, you give up control, you give up your spirit, and in exchange, you're always going to be taken care of, basically.

00:38:07.000 I think that's what this is.

00:38:10.000 That seems kind of obvious to me because there is blackmail material on Benny Johnson.

00:38:16.000 Well, I don't want to get too specific, but there are tapes out there of Benny Johnson.

00:38:26.000 And if there's a tape and if he's being taken care of, kind of says it all, doesn't it?

00:38:32.000 You know, like me and my friends always like to joke about Lindsey Graham and how Benjamin Netanyahu has the tape.

00:38:38.000 You know what that means, right?

00:38:40.000 We'll always say, uh oh, maybe Donald Trump got the tape, you know?

00:38:44.000 But Lindsey Graham's being really nice to Donald Trump.

00:38:46.000 Maybe Donald Trump acquired the tape.

00:38:49.000 Lindsey Graham, lifelong bachelor, no wife, very sort of effeminate guy. 1.00

00:38:56.000 He's probably gay. 0.98

00:38:58.000 And the idea is maybe somebody's got something on him, so he's promoted through the ranks because they know they can control him because they've got blackmail material. 0.98

00:39:09.000 That's what Jeffrey Epstein was about.

00:39:10.000 That was the whole deal with Jeffrey Epstein. 0.99

00:39:12.000 I'm not making this up, it's not coming out of my ass. 0.99

00:39:17.000 This is something that is established in the world. 0.99

00:39:21.000 That's the modus operandi of the system, that's the MO of the system.

00:39:25.000 That's what Jeffrey Epstein was.

00:39:27.000 That's why they gave him a billion dollars.

00:39:30.000 Was so that he could create these parties where what do you think happens?

00:39:33.000 Tapes are created and slaves are created.

00:39:36.000 Puppets, proxies, surrogates that go out into the world and they must do the bidding.

00:39:43.000 I think that's what Benny Johnson is.

00:39:45.000 I never really put all the pieces together, but now it's starting to make sense, actually.

00:39:52.000 Well, I have wanted you on for a while.

00:39:54.000 I'm glad we're finally doing this.

00:39:55.000 And before, you know, normally when I start an interview, I kind of ask people their background, a little framing of the interview.

00:40:00.000 But I thought first, what we're going to do is.

00:40:02.000 We're just going to throw to this video.

00:40:03.000 Wait, I want to establish.

00:40:06.000 I want to establish there's a tape of Benny Johnson.

00:40:09.000 There's a tape.

00:40:11.000 And if there's a tape, and if I know about it, I mean, just use your imagination.

00:40:18.000 That literally just clicked in my head because I had been told that during the Groyper Wars.

00:40:25.000 And I can't get into too much detail because I don't want to get anybody in trouble.

00:40:29.000 But there's a tape, and I know what's on it.

00:40:32.000 And it's like, oh, duh.

00:40:34.000 Hello.

00:40:35.000 Yeah, of course.

00:40:40.000 So, yeah, you know what that's all about.

00:40:42.000 You know what that's about, obviously.

00:40:45.000 Benny Johnson.

00:40:46.000 You wonder how these people exist, how insufferable people like Benny Johnson exist, how they sleep at night being what they are.

00:40:54.000 Who would choose to be something like this?

00:40:57.000 And it's like, oh, it's not their choice, actually.

00:41:03.000 Never make a tape, never film yourself.

00:41:05.000 Like, guys, this is what I always tell people. 0.99

00:41:08.000 Whenever young people ask me for advice, High schoolers, college kids, the biggest thing I tell them is just don't fuck up. 0.97

00:41:16.000 Like, there's not so much you can do as a high schooler that's really gonna help you. 0.98

00:41:23.000 You know what I mean?

00:41:24.000 Like, as a high schooler, you're developing, you're limited in your resources and your independence and so on.

00:41:24.000 Excuse me.

00:41:31.000 There's not much, there's not a ton of things you could do that's really gonna, like, you know, like you're gonna graduate from high school and then you're gonna be an adult, then you'll be a player.

00:41:43.000 So, there's not much you could do that's going to help yourself.

00:41:45.000 I'm not saying that, you know, there's not anything you can do to help yourself.

00:41:48.000 You can read books and study and, you know, learn skills and all that.

00:41:54.000 But I mean, like, you're not going to become like a mogul, you know, when you're generally speaking.

00:42:00.000 But there are so many things that you can do that will ruin your life.

00:42:04.000 Like, the biggest thing that you can do to set yourself apart from everybody else and to put yourself on a good path is not doing something, it's refraining from doing dumb things, right?

00:42:16.000 Like, there's not a ton of things I would prescribe to people that it's like, how do I get ahead?

00:42:20.000 How am I going to set myself up for success?

00:42:22.000 Well, you could, like, read and blah, blah, blah, but it's not so much what you should do, what you should not do.

00:42:27.000 Dumb, life-ruining things that you should not do. 0.82

00:42:30.000 Like, don't get a DUI. 1.00

00:42:32.000 Don't get hooked on drugs. 1.00

00:42:34.000 Don't get a girl pregnant. 0.99

00:42:36.000 Don't make a tape. 1.00

00:42:37.000 Don't do stupid shit on the internet, like, you know, tweeting things or sexting things. 1.00

00:42:47.000 Generally, like that. 1.00

00:42:49.000 You know, and that is one of the reasons why I don't drink, do drugs.

00:42:53.000 Also, one of the reasons why, you know, even before I was a total like Christian zealot, why I wasn't so engaged with dating and all that. 0.80

00:43:04.000 Because the more that you engage with your vices, and I don't necessarily mean that women are a vice, but particularly with drugs and alcohol, but sometimes it can be with women, you're exposing yourself to risk. 0.77

00:43:18.000 You know, like that is a window through which. 0.54

00:43:24.000 That is a vulnerability through which people can attack you, control you, do all kinds of things.

00:43:30.000 So, if you're clean, if you're like clean and you're just doing your thing and you're doing the right thing and you're basically on guard, there's not a whole lot they can do to mess with you.

00:43:40.000 I mean, don't get me wrong.

00:43:41.000 Like with me, I mean, they find ways and people make up lies.

00:43:47.000 But just generally keeping your nose clean in all aspects is one of the best things you can do.

00:43:51.000 That's why, you know, being a virtuous person is not just good for your soul.

00:43:56.000 And the right thing to do, but it's also good for you for like a hundred practical reasons as well.

00:44:01.000 It's healthy.

00:44:02.000 It's healthy for your psychology, for your physiological health.

00:44:07.000 It's going to allow you to be free and independent, relatively speaking.

00:44:13.000 This is good advice.

00:44:14.000 This is good advice.

00:44:16.000 So I think about that when I think of Benny Johnson.

00:44:19.000 Video that you just put up on Instagram.

00:44:22.000 This is you going to, this is outside of the impeachment hearings?

00:44:25.000 Yes.

00:44:26.000 Outside of the impeachment hearings, you're asking questions about politics and Trump and impeachment all through the lens of a little movie called Star Wars.

00:44:36.000 Here we go.

00:44:38.000 Hey everyone, Benny Johnson here at the United States Capitol where the impeachment president Trump is on.

00:44:45.000 I hate it.

00:44:46.000 Can't they make a new video?

00:44:48.000 Do you know what I mean?

00:44:50.000 I don't know if that makes any sense, saying that, but how many times have you seen that?

00:44:58.000 That exact thing that we just saw.

00:45:02.000 Upbeat music.

00:45:03.000 Hey, everybody, I'm here.

00:45:04.000 Ding! 0.99

00:45:05.000 How many fucking times have you seen and heard that? 1.00

00:45:09.000 Make a new video. 0.99

00:45:10.000 I've, you know, this is why I'm never going to get ahead because I just can't.

00:45:14.000 I'm too much of a revolutionary.

00:45:15.000 I'm too much of a visionary.

00:45:18.000 Hey, everyone, Benny Johnson here at the United States Capitol where the impeachment trial of President Trump is ongoing.

00:45:25.000 The Capitol has tens of leftist protesters gathered at it calling for the impeachment of President Trump.

00:45:32.000 Specifically, we're asking them.

00:45:34.000 If Star Wars references about President Trump are worthy of having him be impeached, I am the Senate.

00:45:42.000 We're going to see if these leftist protesters believe that the president should be impeached, for instance, of killing a fictional general, General Grievous.

00:45:51.000 Hello there.

00:45:54.000 General Kenobi.

00:45:56.000 Okay, full disclosure I love Star Wars, particularly Star Wars 3.

00:46:03.000 So I'm, you know.

00:46:04.000 But I'm not impressed.

00:46:05.000 Wait to hear what they have to say.

00:46:07.000 Let's go find out.

00:46:12.000 Look at this face.

00:46:13.000 Sheesh.

00:46:14.000 Oh, man.

00:46:17.000 Something about the physiognomy of our enemies.

00:46:20.000 Not like I have, you know, I'm like a good looking man, and I have a strong jawline.

00:46:25.000 I have pretty good features.

00:46:27.000 I'm not like the, you know, I'm not like the most handsome guy in the world.

00:46:33.000 I'm not the most Chad guy in the world. 0.97

00:46:35.000 So, but these people just have like a sick.

00:46:39.000 I can't like put my finger on it, but it's just weak.

00:46:45.000 It's like a very, I don't know if it's facial expressions or it's just the physiognomy, just like the underlying facial structure, but I mean, this is not like a person that I can trust.

00:46:57.000 Many people felt a disturbance in the force when General Grievous was killed.

00:47:03.000 What do you think about the killing of General Grievous and why, you know, was it right or wrong?

00:47:09.000 Okay.

00:47:10.000 Nobody's saying that he was a good person.

00:47:18.000 But there are a lot of bad people in the world.

00:47:23.000 And we have laws.

00:47:25.000 Everything we do with our military should be according to law.

00:47:31.000 I love them, obviously.

00:47:32.000 With new X Wing technology, though, there's no telling what we can accomplish.

00:47:36.000 I mean, you can get anyone anywhere.

00:47:38.000 Yes, yes, absolutely.

00:47:39.000 Use the force, Luke.

00:47:45.000 Do you think that it was right or not right to kill General Grievous?

00:47:50.000 Well, it was clearly an assassination.

00:47:53.000 Oh, I don't think so.

00:47:56.000 Ah!

00:47:56.000 Who?

00:47:59.000 People are saying that a thermal detonator was used for the assassination, and these are very dangerous weapons.

00:48:04.000 Do you have anything to say on that?

00:48:05.000 You seem to care a lot about this.

00:48:08.000 Technically, I can't tell you.

00:48:12.000 I'm not sure about that yet.

00:48:16.000 Because he's holding a thermal detonator!

00:48:18.000 That's not good content.

00:48:21.000 Can I just say, I never liked the Man on the Street stuff.

00:48:26.000 I've never liked it.

00:48:27.000 I never thought it was that funny.

00:48:30.000 And it's so played out at this point.

00:48:32.000 I remember a time before Man on the Street, the genre of videos where you get a political person that goes out and says something that's not true, but saying it like it is true, or like it's something else.

00:48:48.000 And people play along.

00:48:50.000 I remember a time before that genre.

00:48:52.000 I think it was like Jimmy Kimmel who did it.

00:48:54.000 First, I have no idea if that's like a modern thing or if that's been around forever.

00:49:02.000 I think it's like a new thing, I think it's like an internet age thing.

00:49:07.000 And I'm pretty sure it's like Jimmy Kimmel and like the late night shows.

00:49:10.000 I'm not sure which one did it first, but I feel like it's a recent thing.

00:49:15.000 And I never thought it was funny.

00:49:16.000 Maybe it was funny like the first time it happened when people would, I think, like the first iterations of it is people would go out and I don't know, you know, it would be.

00:49:28.000 Quizzing people about U.S. history and they don't know what they're talking about, or it's, you know, Jimmy Kimmel asking people about things that didn't happen.

00:49:37.000 People are saying Charlie Chaplin, Jaylen, other stuff.

00:49:43.000 Yeah, I don't know the history of that thing, but I'll just tell you, I never found it very funny.

00:49:50.000 And especially this, like, political stuff.

00:49:52.000 I mean, if you have, like, a new take or a different take on it, or it's edgy, that's a different story.

00:49:58.000 Some people are saying Sam Hyde.

00:49:59.000 I think I saw Sam Hyde do it, and Sam Hyde's was pretty funny.

00:50:03.000 But, you know, just this kind of played out stuff, it's just like boring.

00:50:10.000 I don't know.

00:50:10.000 I mean, is this really exciting to people?

00:50:13.000 Is this really interesting, laugh out loud, funny?

00:50:16.000 I mean, maybe boomers find this kind of stuff funny, but what's the punchline?

00:50:21.000 Oh, I said something from a Star Wars movie, and they think it's something else.

00:50:26.000 They think it's something that happened in real life, and they don't know.

00:50:33.000 It just doesn't really do it for me, you know?

00:50:34.000 And it's just, it's so played out at this point.

00:50:36.000 That's all these guys do.

00:50:38.000 Jesse Waters, Charlie Kirk, I think, is.

00:50:42.000 I don't know if Charlie Kirk has done these. 1.00

00:50:45.000 Cabot Phillips, that bitch, he does this. 1.00

00:50:49.000 They all do it. 1.00

00:50:50.000 That's literally all turning point content creators.

00:50:52.000 They just go out with a microphone and they do stuff like this.

00:50:57.000 And it's unoriginal.

00:50:59.000 It's not that funny. 1.00

00:51:00.000 The punchline is just kind of stupid. 1.00

00:51:02.000 It's like you're just clowning on people. 1.00

00:51:05.000 And not that it's not okay to clown on people, but.

00:51:09.000 I mean, I feel like it's more funny to be confrontational.

00:51:09.000 I don't know.

00:51:15.000 It's more funny to, you know, troll people, trigger people, that kind of thing. 0.95

00:51:21.000 Then, like, I never liked the, like, liberal night host, comedy, late night show host thing where it's like they make you look like an asshole with editing, or, you know, you know what I mean? 0.94

00:51:34.000 Like, they do that, or they'll do an interview and they'll interview somebody and then. 0.99

00:51:40.000 They'll go in and editing and do voiceover and make you look like a jerk. 0.99

00:51:43.000 Like, I don't know. 0.99

00:51:44.000 I never found that to be super funny. 1.00

00:51:46.000 It just seems like low hanging fruit and kind of stupid. 1.00

00:51:51.000 Somebody says it's funny or just be an asshole to people. 1.00

00:51:53.000 Yeah, I agree. 1.00

00:51:56.000 Like, I think it's much more funny to just be confrontational and outrageous and for you to be the clown, not make the other person look like a clown. 0.74

00:52:04.000 You know what I mean? 0.82

00:52:05.000 On some level, I think that's just chucking a bomb.

00:52:09.000 Not literally, but you know what I mean.

00:52:11.000 I've always found that a lot more funny.

00:52:16.000 Are you doing something goofy and somebody, you know, see how they react, something like that?

00:52:21.000 But, you know, this, I've never thought this was very funny.

00:52:25.000 And also, you know, I guess in some cases, I don't know, some of these are better than others, but you're watching a video like this and what are even like the reactions?

00:52:35.000 It's one thing if you get a really good reaction out of somebody, like they're like, oh yeah, like in Darth Vader, who is a real person, blah, blah, blah.

00:52:42.000 If you get some guy who has like a really goofy, over the top, funny response, but like with the one we just watched, The guy just didn't talk.

00:52:50.000 He just didn't know what was happening for 30 seconds.

00:52:53.000 Oh, we asked this guy a silly question, and then we asked some homeless guy on the street a question, and he just didn't know what to say for 20 seconds. 0.98

00:53:03.000 What a silly thing. 0.99

00:53:07.000 I just think it's dumb. 0.99

00:53:10.000 They're trying to pass this off as viral, funny content. 0.96

00:53:13.000 I don't know.

00:53:14.000 Maybe it's funny for the masses, but I never thought this stuff was good.

00:53:20.000 Diogenes to Sam Hyde asking, What's wrong with your teeth?

00:53:23.000 Yes, stuff like that's funny.

00:53:25.000 This is just like the kind of music that was being sang at Moss Isley Cantina.

00:53:33.000 It's beautiful.

00:53:37.000 Like, that's not true.

00:53:38.000 General Grievous was killed by the administration, by Trump.

00:53:41.000 They were saying that was illegal.

00:53:42.000 Do you believe in those kind of killings or do you not?

00:53:46.000 We have a rule of law. 0.98

00:53:49.000 If that rule of law says, If I think you're a bad guy, then I should be able to kill you, right? 0.55

00:53:54.000 That's not our rule of law. 1.00

00:53:56.000 I killed them. 0.99

00:53:58.000 That's not funny. 0.99

00:54:00.000 It would be one thing if the guy was like, oh, yeah, General Grievous, of course.

00:54:04.000 General Grievous shot with a blaster after the lightsaber battle.

00:54:09.000 You know, if they were like playing along.

00:54:10.000 But clearly they're talking about General Soleimani.

00:54:14.000 And all the people they're interviewing assume he means General Soleimani.

00:54:18.000 Either they don't know the name right by heart, but they know a general, Iranian general is killed, and we're talking about.

00:54:25.000 You know, allegedly extra legal killings overseas.

00:54:30.000 So, to just like swap out one word, oh, General Grievous got killed in that drone strike.

00:54:36.000 Yeah, well, about that general that got killed in the airstrike recently.

00:54:41.000 Well, you know, it's dubious whether that was legal under the Constitution and so on.

00:54:47.000 Is that like a funny premise?

00:54:49.000 I thought the whole joke is when Jimmy Kimmel would do it like way back when, it would be a ridiculous, oh, remember on the awards show when they smashed that watermelon and people are like, oh, yeah, I do remember that.

00:55:02.000 Yeah, that was crazy.

00:55:04.000 Like, at least that is like a fulfillment of the bit, right?

00:55:10.000 I don't know, you know, why exactly that's different, but you see why one is funny and one is not. 1.00

00:55:18.000 This is just stupid. 1.00

00:55:20.000 I killed them all. 1.00

00:55:21.000 And with the Star Wars clips, you know, interposing all the Star Wars clips throughout, it's just excessive. 0.99

00:55:26.000 Our rule of law is if I think you're a bad guy, I'm supposed to take you to trial and prove that you are a bad guy.

00:55:33.000 That is our rule of law in the United States of America.

00:55:36.000 You can't.

00:55:38.000 He must stand trial.

00:55:39.000 Apparently, he was killed with a thermal detonator.

00:55:41.000 This is like a lot of concerning to a lot of people.

00:55:45.000 And the rule of law. 0.97

00:55:47.000 Either we have it and we need to live by it, both the citizens and our government, or we don't and we don't give a crap one way or the other. 0.91

00:55:55.000 My lord, is that legal? 0.95

00:55:59.000 I will make it legal.

00:56:00.000 All right, so that's just.

00:56:03.000 And yeah, okay, so this clip, they're basically papering over the fact that it's not funny with the upbeat music and the clips.

00:56:13.000 The over editing is designed to make you think it's funny.

00:56:16.000 If it's like a fast paced, fast paced.

00:56:18.000 Stimulation, stimulation.

00:56:20.000 Uh oh, funny clip, funny clip.

00:56:21.000 Back to this.

00:56:22.000 It's sort of like to convince you that this is a polished, like, oh, this is a successful comedy video.

00:56:30.000 It's supposed to be funny.

00:56:31.000 I'm supposed to laugh now.

00:56:33.000 But nothing in there is funny.

00:56:36.000 It's basically like Benny Johnson going up and saying, yeah, how about that thermal detonator?

00:56:41.000 And they don't even address that part of it. 0.98

00:56:43.000 They might as well just be like, oh, yeah, I don't know what the fuck that means. 0.97

00:56:47.000 Like, whatever. 1.00

00:56:49.000 Anyway, but about killing people overseas and the. 0.91

00:56:53.000 The jurisprudence behind that.

00:56:55.000 What is legal?

00:56:56.000 Well, we kill bad guys, but, you know, there's due process and so on.

00:57:00.000 Yeah, like, thermal detonator.

00:57:03.000 Anyway, yeah, like, there's questions about the legality of these killings.

00:57:08.000 Like, that's not.

00:57:08.000 Do you know what I mean?

00:57:09.000 Where's the punchline?

00:57:10.000 What's the joke there?

00:57:13.000 That they didn't catch that you were making a Star Wars reference?

00:57:17.000 That you said a little known Star Wars general instead of a little known Iranian general's name?

00:57:22.000 You know, like.

00:57:24.000 Like I said, it'd be one thing if they were like, oh, like an Imperial Star Destroyer.

00:57:28.000 What did you think about when Trump's Imperial Star Destroyer blew up over Yavin 4?

00:57:33.000 You know, something like that.

00:57:34.000 And they were like, oh, that was crazy. 1.00

00:57:36.000 At least then you have, at least they're taking the bait and they look silly. 0.98

00:57:41.000 But with this, it just goes to show they don't understand the joke. 0.89

00:57:48.000 They don't understand the setup.

00:57:51.000 Because they're just taking this, you know, oh, we're just going to confuse them by changing up the name.

00:57:56.000 We all know General Soleimani got killed. 0.87

00:57:58.000 Everybody knows that a high ranking Iranian general got killed.

00:58:02.000 Well, if we swap the name, maybe they won't notice that it's a Star Wars name instead of an Iranian name.

00:58:08.000 And they just answer the question as though it was the Iranian name.

00:58:10.000 That's not really taking the bait.

00:58:12.000 Oh, gotcha!

00:58:14.000 I said General Grievous instead of General Soleimani.

00:58:16.000 And you didn't know that that was a Star Wars character.

00:58:20.000 Okay, anyway, I thought we were talking about.

00:58:24.000 So.

00:58:27.000 So, yeah, they can, and that's what the whole turning point thing comes down to across the board is they can create, and that's what it is.

00:58:35.000 They throw money at it and they make these professionals produce their whole thing, you know, whether it's their college tour, their videos, their Twitter, whatever.

00:58:50.000 And it's really like these Potemkin villages.

00:58:53.000 You know what that is? 1.00

00:58:55.000 It's all set up, it's all fake.

00:58:59.000 It's all designed to convince you that there's like some semblance of an ideology or a movement or a really cogent point being made, but there's no substance there.

00:59:09.000 It's like completely hollow.

00:59:11.000 It's like they spent all this money creating this shell.

00:59:14.000 It's like in World War II when they would build all those inflatable tanks and inflatable jets so that when the Germans would spy on them, they would take aerial photographs, they would see this fake army of.

00:59:31.000 Paper and balloon military vehicles.

00:59:34.000 You know what I'm talking about there?

00:59:36.000 That happened before Normandy. 0.67

00:59:38.000 They set up an entire fake army on a different part of the island so that the Germans would think they were coming somewhere else.

00:59:48.000 That is what Turning Point is. 0.79

00:59:49.000 It's just throwing money, creating this fake thing that's meant to convince you that it's a real thing, and then people start to buy into it.

00:59:56.000 Well, then they might have something like a real thing, you know?

00:59:59.000 Which is like this joke, this video, their whole thing.

01:00:03.000 Ghost army, somebody says.

01:00:04.000 Yeah, it's a ghost army.

01:00:08.000 Okay, let's resume.

01:00:10.000 We're five minutes in.

01:00:11.000 It's a small portion of this video that you put out there, and I think now my audience understands why I wanted to throw that before we do anything else here.

01:00:18.000 Now, that one gentleman at the end did make a good point.

01:00:21.000 Should we not have taken General Grievous in and put him on trial? 0.75

01:00:25.000 I mean, he was the leader of the Separatist army. 0.85

01:00:27.000 He had just taken over from Count Dooku, who's a horrible human being. 0.65

01:00:32.000 It's a good point. 0.54

01:00:33.000 Yeah, I mean, it's true.

01:00:35.000 Count Dooku is not a horrible human being.

01:00:37.000 Count Dooku is actually one of the smartest.

01:00:41.000 And he was actually one of the most prescient about the whole Jedi Sith struggle the light side, the dark side.

01:00:49.000 No, Count Dooku, that is a very reductive take.

01:00:53.000 I mean, if it was.

01:00:53.000 Who knows?

01:00:54.000 Reductive, simplistic, ignorant take. 0.98

01:00:56.000 The Obama administration definitely would have taken him out with a drone, would have never seen it happening. 0.96

01:01:00.000 You know, he could have even been an American citizen.

01:01:02.000 Boom, General Graves, gone.

01:01:02.000 Would have been.

01:01:05.000 When you do these videos, because I know most people watching them are going, oh, come on, he must have had to go to a thousand different people to get the five, ten, first five guys.

01:01:13.000 First five people.

01:01:14.000 Not a single.

01:01:15.000 I kept asking about General Grievous.

01:01:17.000 And you can see in the video, I keep pushing him, like, people felt a disturbance in the force.

01:01:21.000 It's very much a dark side to have this technology with a thermal detonator and X-wing technology to kill this general.

01:01:29.000 Nothing.

01:01:29.000 No one.

01:01:30.000 I even say later in the video that Trump.

01:01:33.000 Oh, what?

01:01:35.000 That's so crazy. 1.00

01:01:37.000 What a stupid idea. 1.00

01:01:39.000 It would be one thing if they said Darth Vader. 1.00

01:01:42.000 But General Grievous is like a little known character from Revenge of the Sith.

01:01:48.000 You think if you go up to some resistance boomer who's like 60 years old that they're going to know the name of a secondary character from the third movie in the prequel trilogy from 15 years ago?

01:02:02.000 I kept prodding them, like saying, I kept saying weird things like thermal detonator and, uh, The Force and the Dark Side, but they didn't catch General Grievous.

01:02:13.000 I kept, oh, hey, how about the killing of Kit Fisto, Plo Koon, North Korean General Plo Koon?

01:02:23.000 They didn't recognize Plo Koon.

01:02:25.000 I kept prodding them by talking about Kyber Crystals and other completely obscure Star Wars references. 1.00

01:02:36.000 That's so stupid. 1.00

01:02:37.000 What a stupid. 1.00

01:02:39.000 These people are not funny. 1.00

01:02:40.000 That's why they're losing because they don't.

01:02:43.000 These are not like real people.

01:02:45.000 These are not real people with a real personality, a real sense of humor.

01:02:51.000 These are cardboard people.

01:02:56.000 These are like complete middle management, midwit mediocrities.

01:03:02.000 Okay, but let's continue.

01:03:03.000 Yeah. 0.93

01:03:05.000 So goofy. 0.75

01:03:06.000 Just execute an order 66 and dissolve the Senate, and then he can just get rid of this impeachment fiasco.

01:03:13.000 What does this tell you about these people?

01:03:15.000 Before we get to the Star Wars.

01:03:16.000 Did you hear that?

01:03:17.000 Nobody got it.

01:03:19.000 Wow.

01:03:20.000 Owned.

01:03:21.000 You switched out the names, and they didn't catch it.

01:03:24.000 Wow.

01:03:24.000 The Star Wars element of it, and why Star Wars games really do matter.

01:03:27.000 Comedy?

01:03:28.000 What does this tell you about a lot of the activists that are out there and people that are purporting to know everything about politics?

01:03:34.000 I'm not even talking about these five people specifically, but these people.

01:03:37.000 Warren says, how many people really died on Alderan?

01:03:40.000 That's pretty funny.

01:03:40.000 People that are just out there protesting all the time.

01:03:43.000 And then whenever you see them challenge, you know, Crowder's really good at this, they just suddenly know nothing.

01:03:48.000 Yeah.

01:03:49.000 So the purpose of a video like this is never to actually make fun of anyone.

01:03:53.000 What I'm trying to do is to show that there is a bankruptcy when it comes to the understanding of why we are impeaching this president.

01:03:59.000 Why do Are these people actually out there protesting?

01:04:02.000 Every person in the video is protesting for Trump's impeachment.

01:04:05.000 Yet, even when asked if they should impeach Trump for killing General Grievous, which was my question, should we impeach Trump for killing a fictional Star Wars villain?

01:04:15.000 They said, yeah.

01:04:16.000 And so, what I am doing and what I do on a professional basis every day is I take the meme culture world, the meme world, prequel memes, Star Wars memes, I mean, some of the best memes out there are Star Wars memes, and you apply that to politics, and you are able to get an intersectional point where you can get a young kid.

01:04:35.000 Or some young person who might know Star Wars but doesn't quite understand what's going on with impeachment.

01:04:40.000 And you can frame it, the world for them, based on Star Wars and actually bring them into the political process, which is very important.

01:04:46.000 So, what is it?

01:04:47.000 I want to pull up.

01:04:50.000 This is Benny Johnson's Instagram.

01:04:52.000 He's talking about the freshest memes.

01:04:55.000 What do we got?

01:04:56.000 How Trump will arrive at the Daytona 500.

01:05:00.000 Funny car.

01:05:05.000 We got the Riddler from an ancient, I don't even know what this is from.

01:05:09.000 Riddle me this.

01:05:12.000 I don't know.

01:05:13.000 I don't even want to.

01:05:14.000 I literally don't even want to read this paragraph.

01:05:17.000 Blah, blah, blah.

01:05:18.000 I literally look at this and I have like zero inclination to read all this text.

01:05:25.000 Riddle me this.

01:05:26.000 I don't know. 0.99

01:05:27.000 Some like asinine, basic, generic partisan take. 0.90

01:05:32.000 I'm going to assume that it says something like that.

01:05:36.000 So really, you don't have a meme here.

01:05:38.000 You have a completely generic. Partisan take, shit out by some super PAC, but it says, Riddle me this, and there's a picture of the Riddler.

01:05:48.000 That's one of the best memes out there. 0.99

01:05:52.000 What does it say?

01:05:53.000 I don't even.

01:05:54.000 I literally. memes like this are kryptonite.

01:05:57.000 I cannot direct my eyes.

01:06:00.000 I cannot direct my gaze to read this.

01:06:04.000 Nothing is compelling me to read all this.

01:06:07.000 Democrats say that all of America's problems have been caused by old white rich men.

01:06:11.000 It's already too long. 0.73

01:06:13.000 It's already too long.

01:06:15.000 So, why are Democrats only nominating old rich white men for president in 2020? 0.97

01:06:23.000 So, we have a, as I said, a completely generic political take, completely asinine, but it says, Riddle me this. 0.57

01:06:31.000 And there's a 100 year old picture of the Riddler that I've never seen in my life because I'm 21 years old. 0.56

01:06:38.000 Fresh.

01:06:38.000 This is fresh stuff.

01:06:41.000 I don't want to.

01:06:42.000 Why is it blue now?

01:06:44.000 Did I highlight?

01:06:44.000 Okay.

01:06:46.000 I don't want to play a video.

01:06:47.000 Whoops.

01:06:48.000 Is this a video?

01:06:49.000 Yeah, no.

01:06:55.000 I don't want to read that. 1.00

01:06:58.000 The future liberals want drag queens. 1.00

01:07:00.000 Okay, yeah. 1.00

01:07:01.000 Lady Maga, Rob Smith check, Benny Johnson's baby.

01:07:07.000 I don't even know what that is.

01:07:12.000 Come on.

01:07:13.000 I just can't even, man.

01:07:15.000 Yeah, this is not obvious what's happening there.

01:07:18.000 It's just a really good picture.

01:07:19.000 No reason.

01:07:21.000 Don't want to read that.

01:07:22.000 Don't want to read that.

01:07:24.000 Don't want to watch that.

01:07:25.000 Don't want to watch that.

01:07:27.000 I literally see Fox News and like half of the screen being this.

01:07:31.000 Yeah, no, no.

01:07:34.000 Okay, this is from 2016.

01:07:36.000 This meme of the liberal girl screaming is five years old, four years old.

01:07:44.000 No, I'm sorry.

01:07:45.000 This was from January 20th, 2017, so it's three years old.

01:07:50.000 Three year old meme, fresh. 1.00

01:07:52.000 No, Fag. 0.98

01:08:02.000 New Biden scandal. 1.00

01:08:03.000 Joe Biden caught kissing his youngest.

01:08:05.000 Haha. 0.99

01:08:06.000 But she's old. 1.00

01:08:10.000 No. 0.99

01:08:12.000 Boring.

01:08:12.000 No.

01:08:15.000 Boring.

01:08:18.000 Spider Man.

01:08:19.000 Yeah, that's hot. 0.60

01:08:20.000 And Jussie Smollett. 0.99

01:08:21.000 Oh, wow.

01:08:22.000 Jussie Smollett. 0.97

01:08:24.000 What did that happen?

01:08:25.000 Like 100 years ago?

01:08:26.000 I think Jussie Smollett.

01:08:28.000 When did that Jussie Smollett incident happen?

01:08:30.000 Like in 2004?

01:08:32.000 Oh, in the Spider Man meme.

01:08:34.000 Hot stuff, dude.

01:08:38.000 Reposted from Twitter.

01:08:40.000 He looks like Funny Man.

01:08:40.000 Oh, funny.

01:08:42.000 He looked like Funny Man.

01:08:45.000 He looked like a funny man.

01:08:47.000 Looked like Jim Carrey. 0.98

01:08:50.000 Joe Biden looked like silly Jim Carrey. 0.98

01:08:53.000 It's funny. 0.99

01:08:55.000 He looked silly in that picture. 0.62

01:08:58.000 Yeah, I retweet. 1.00

01:09:00.000 He looks silly. 0.96

01:09:01.000 Look, everyone. 1.00

01:09:03.000 Liberal looks silly. 1.00

01:09:06.000 What is. 0.99

01:09:07.000 Oh, my.

01:09:07.000 Who would retweet this?

01:09:08.000 This is just garbage. 1.00

01:09:09.000 I remember retweeting this shit when I was in high school. 1.00

01:09:12.000 I remember seeing this kind of shit on Facebook, and it was like some, you know, pixelated low res infographic that you didn't even know. 0.99

01:09:20.000 It was probably from a disreputable source. 0.99

01:09:23.000 Oh, check this, liberal.

01:09:25.000 Checkmate, liberal.

01:09:27.000 Low number, your guy.

01:09:29.000 High number, our guy.

01:09:30.000 Look at that.

01:09:31.000 Yeah.

01:09:36.000 Okay, yeah.

01:09:37.000 Anyway, I don't need to tell you. 1.00

01:09:38.000 You guys are an idiot. 1.00

01:09:39.000 About Star Wars, because I meme the hell out of Star Wars, probably only second to you, right? 1.00

01:09:45.000 And there's something, particularly about the prequels, that the memes just, you know, how does democracy die with thunderous applause, and I am the Senate, and all of those lines, they seem so powerful right now.

01:09:58.000 And it's like, what do you think it is about Star Wars specifically that leads to this?

01:10:03.000 Where other movies, you can meme some things from other movies, but not like the Endless amount from Star Wars that just feels right for the moment all the time.

01:10:11.000 I will answer this and we'll see how Benny Johnson answers.

01:10:17.000 Memes are about cultural artifacts.

01:10:23.000 That is what meme language, we're living in an era where we are saturated with media.

01:10:30.000 We have a century of mass media.

01:10:33.000 Music, movies, video games, internet culture, that kind of thing.

01:10:40.000 And memes are constructed using these mass media cultural artifacts. 0.68

01:10:46.000 This is why, what are memes for boomers? 0.63

01:10:50.000 It's, you know, Carpe Donctum taking a Spaceballs clip and putting Donald Trump's head over it. 0.76

01:10:58.000 Why does that resonate with baby boomers? 0.57

01:11:00.000 Because baby boomers watched Spaceballs, they saw it in theaters.

01:11:06.000 And Spaceballs is based off of Star Wars.

01:11:08.000 You know, Spaceballs is like a meme, it's like a pre internet meme.

01:11:12.000 It took Star Wars, which was a cultural artifact of the boomers, one of these massively popular things, resonant, recognizable, and relatable to a whole generation, and it dunked on it and did jokes.

01:11:25.000 And it took imagery and tone from that and it made fun of it.

01:11:29.000 It repackaged it in a different way.

01:11:33.000 And so the memes that appeal to boomers are what?

01:11:37.000 It's comedy movies, it's taking songs and doing a funny twist on them.

01:11:43.000 You see this in commercials.

01:11:44.000 They'll take like an 80s song and do like a pun about it.

01:11:48.000 You know, they'll do like, I don't know.

01:11:53.000 What's a good example of this?

01:11:54.000 I'm trying to think.

01:11:56.000 They'll do like that song.

01:11:59.000 I can't think of a good example.

01:12:03.000 I don't know if I'm articulating this well.

01:12:04.000 I don't know if you know what I'm talking about, but they'll take like an old song, like an old rock song from the 80s, where the chorus will be a phrase.

01:12:15.000 And in a commercial, they'll take that phrase and make that like the theme of the commercial.

01:12:18.000 Like it'll be that song, Turn Around Bright Eyes, and the commercial's somebody turning around.

01:12:22.000 Oh, funny. 0.96

01:12:22.000 Or it'll be, you know, a movie with silly characters like Eminem's. 0.96

01:12:27.000 And they'll play Let's Get It On by Marvin Gaye because that's the funny romance song. 0.96

01:12:31.000 And, you know, it's silly characters doing romantic things. 0.94

01:12:35.000 These are the memes of old people, it's made up of their cultural artifacts, their mass media. 0.82

01:12:41.000 Why Star Wars is memeable, why it's hot right now. 0.98

01:12:47.000 Is because it's nostalgic for the Zoomers, for this generation, for the generation of who comprises Instagram and TikTok and Twitter these days, which is people between the ages of 15 and 20, 25. 0.96

01:13:02.000 You know, that's like that young demographic. 0.94

01:13:04.000 All those people who saw Star Wars, all those people at Star Wars made a big impact on them.

01:13:09.000 They played Lego Star Wars, they watched the movie, it touched their lives.

01:13:13.000 It was a large thing.

01:13:14.000 That's why it's big, it's resonant.

01:13:17.000 It's relatable.

01:13:18.000 It's a cultural artifact.

01:13:19.000 In the same way, which is why memes these days are comprised of video game songs, the Fortnite dance, it's things that are recognizable and relatable across a mass scale.

01:13:30.000 The experience, experiencing an artifact of mass media, is a shared experience across the board.

01:13:38.000 That's what makes a hot meme.

01:13:40.000 Because if it's not recognizable or relatable, the experience of consuming it is not relatable, it doesn't take off because people don't get it.

01:13:48.000 And memes sometimes become hot because a meme is so artificially pushed around, or maybe it's a small group of people that understand it, but everybody then experiences it online, something like Big Chungus, you know, where I've never seen a Bugs Bunny cartoon where he turns fat, but it permeates across the internet, and everybody has the experience of the tone of that image and how it's used.

01:14:11.000 So that is why Star Wars is hot.

01:14:13.000 That is why, you know, the, what is it, the Lavender song from Pokemon is a meme.

01:14:20.000 That is why, what's the. 0.99

01:14:23.000 Skeleton from, what's that stupid game? 0.98

01:14:27.000 Undertale? 1.00

01:14:29.000 Sands from Undertale is a meme.

01:14:30.000 It's a shared experience, shared cultural artifact.

01:14:35.000 Spaceballs, Mel Brooks movies will never be memeable for Zoomers because they did not experience them.

01:14:43.000 The medium is not even something that they experienced.

01:14:46.000 These old fashioned movies, it's distant, it is not relatable, it is not recognizable.

01:14:52.000 Star Wars was.

01:14:54.000 If you go, if you want to see the call, let's see, but let's see if he gets that right.

01:14:58.000 Back to George Lucas. 0.84

01:15:00.000 He based the empire on Nazis and he based the rebellion on fighting Nazis.

01:15:05.000 And so, for people like us, particularly, you were able to find these moral threads that you could pull out of the basic Star Wars story the evil of oppressive, overarching, brutalist government, how it tries to squash hope, how hope must rise in order to fight that greatest evil, which is an oppressive.

01:15:28.000 Overarching, massive, usually by emergency powers, government that can take over all of our lives.

01:15:35.000 And that is the truth that this was based on.

01:15:38.000 And I think it hits at a human truth, a truth that goes all the way back to our founding and much of the Renaissance good that comes from the idea that man is man and man wants freedom and man has liberties that should not be corrupted and oppressed by a government. 0.99

01:15:53.000 Well, it's funny because that is like a completely idiotic take. 0.99

01:15:58.000 Totally the wrong answer. 1.00

01:16:01.000 What a fucking bonehead. 1.00

01:16:05.000 I'm the king. 1.00

01:16:06.000 I'm the smartest person ever.

01:16:09.000 I'm 21 and I get it and I can articulate it.

01:16:13.000 I not only have a grasp of it, but I can articulate it.

01:16:16.000 That's why you watch this show because I have an intensity.

01:16:22.000 I fought.

01:16:24.000 I was hungry. 1.00

01:16:25.000 I earned my place because I understand this shit. 1.00

01:16:31.000 You have a sex tape and some person controls you. 1.00

01:16:38.000 And that's why you don't know fucking anything. 1.00

01:16:41.000 Because you are a puppet. 1.00

01:16:43.000 I'm a professional meme guy. 0.76

01:16:45.000 My professional job is to make political messages resonant with memes. 1.00

01:16:51.000 You're a fucking idiot. 1.00

01:16:53.000 And you don't know what you're talking about. 1.00

01:16:55.000 And you don't get it.

01:16:56.000 And you can't explain it because you don't get it.

01:16:59.000 And you don't get it because you didn't earn it.

01:17:01.000 And if it weren't for whoever is the handler, whoever is the agent, you wouldn't even be sitting there. 0.99

01:17:09.000 You would be some jerk off in middle management somewhere. 0.99

01:17:15.000 We all know that. 1.00

01:17:17.000 No. 0.99

01:17:19.000 Star Wars does not resonate as a meme because it is symmetrical to your bullshit political paradigm. 0.99

01:17:27.000 Wrong. 0.99

01:17:28.000 Wrong.

01:17:29.000 And how do you know that's wrong?

01:17:31.000 Because everybody uses Star Wars memes.

01:17:33.000 And rarely, in the grand scheme of things, are they political.

01:17:37.000 And even when they are political, people don't choose memes based on their symmetry to current events. 1.00

01:17:42.000 What an idiotic take that is. 0.98

01:17:45.000 That is like a political deterministic argument as opposed to a sort of cultural, I don't know, an intimacy sort of determinism. 0.99

01:17:55.000 I love things from my childhood that I shouldn't, that don't line up with my politics, but I love them and I perpetuate them and they resonate with me because of experience, not because of symmetry or alignment with, you know.

01:18:12.000 Even talking about politics in that context is just like.

01:18:16.000 Such a bonehead thing to say. 1.00

01:18:18.000 It really takes an idiot to say something like that. 1.00

01:18:22.000 Because why memes are effective is because they bypass this kind of logical circuitry of, you know, making calculations about politics and, well, you know, these complex analogies, relatively speaking. 0.99

01:18:39.000 Star Wars does not resonate with me because I intuitively see the analogy between the Nazis and the socialist government and the Empire in Star Wars and.

01:18:50.000 I mean, if that were the case, we would only be memeing like the Jedi and not the Star Wars stuff.

01:18:55.000 You know what I mean? 0.99

01:18:57.000 Politics is bullshit. 1.00

01:19:00.000 This, you know, partisan, civic mindedness, all that stuff. 0.99

01:19:06.000 The relevance of that for people's unconscious, for people as political actors, is like zip.

01:19:14.000 It's nothing.

01:19:16.000 The things that people say, their actions, they are, you could say, it's a fraction of the population are motivated by.

01:19:24.000 Sober and rational political calculations, and for the vast majority of people, maybe that's like 1% of their motivation.

01:19:33.000 In general, people's politics is determined by completely unconscious bias, completely unconscious factors.

01:19:41.000 He's got it totally backwards.

01:19:43.000 He went to college and he studied psychology and he doesn't understand this. 1.00

01:19:43.000 What an idiot! 1.00

01:19:47.000 It's just obvious. 1.00

01:19:51.000 And anyway, and by the way, hey, and by the way, the prequels were not about the Nazis.

01:19:57.000 The original trilogy was about the Nazis.

01:20:00.000 The original trilogy, you had white, red, and black for the empire because that was the Nazi symbolism.

01:20:08.000 But for the prequel trilogy, it was actually about George W. Bush, and George Lucas talked about this.

01:20:15.000 George Lucas talked about how, you know, the stuff about emergency powers, which Benny Johnson is talking about in the context of, I don't know, like Barack Obama.

01:20:25.000 It was an analogy for the Iraq War.

01:20:27.000 George Lucas talked about that all the time.

01:20:29.000 I remember.

01:20:31.000 So, you know, oh, well, the application for this is about those socialists, those Democrats.

01:20:37.000 Wrong.

01:20:38.000 That's not even the correct analogy.

01:20:41.000 That is not even, that is just like wrong.

01:20:43.000 You just don't even understand the source material because you're 32 years old.

01:20:48.000 How could you understand the source material when you're 32 years old?

01:20:52.000 You didn't watch Star Wars 3 as a child.

01:20:57.000 That's why Benny Johnson's talking about the Nazis in Star Wars because he grew up with the original trilogy. 0.87

01:21:02.000 It's a different generation. 1.00

01:21:05.000 What a fucking dummy. 1.00

01:21:05.000 Dummy? 1.00

01:21:08.000 There is zero understanding. 0.99

01:21:10.000 There is like zero comprehension on any level.

01:21:14.000 On even the most big.

01:21:15.000 You can't even get the political analogy of Star Wars right, let alone the anatomy of meme culture and all that. 1.00

01:21:24.000 What a fucking bonehead. 1.00

01:21:26.000 I hate these people. 1.00

01:21:27.000 What I hate more than anything is that they're completely incompetent. 1.00

01:21:30.000 What I hate more than anything is that they are like total mediocrities.

01:21:35.000 It would be one thing if we had adversaries who were like honorable and intelligent, and it was like this chess match, but it's not.

01:21:42.000 These people are just completely unremarkable, unexceptional, dishonorable.

01:21:48.000 I don't have anything positive to say about Benny Johnson. 0.52

01:21:51.000 As far as I'm concerned, he's not even a human being.

01:21:53.000 He's like subhuman.

01:21:56.000 Like the qualities of a human being, which would be having inside of you tension and conflict and all these things, it's not present there.

01:22:09.000 So somebody says his age is fine.

01:22:13.000 He's not 42. 1.00

01:22:14.000 He's just dumb. 1.00

01:22:16.000 I'm sure some, you know, that's a boomer saying that, right? 1.00

01:22:19.000 No, it's his age.

01:22:20.000 It's his age.

01:22:22.000 Of course, it's his age.

01:22:24.000 It's, you know, and I'm not saying that across the board, there are 32 year olds who get it.

01:22:28.000 Sam Hyde, I think, is like 34, and Baked Alaska is 32. 0.71

01:22:32.000 And, you know, there are old people that get it, you know, or people that are not Zoomers, I should say, that get it.

01:22:39.000 But what I mean to say is the reason that he applied the why he doesn't get Star Wars 3. Is because he didn't grow up with it. 0.67

01:22:47.000 It's a different experience. 0.92

01:22:49.000 In the same way that, you know, when my dad talks to me about television in the 1960s, like, I don't fucking get it because I didn't grow up through it.

01:22:57.000 And my father doesn't understand TikTok and gaming and streaming and all that because he didn't grow up with it.

01:23:04.000 You know, he'll tell me, I just don't understand your generation, how you watch each other play video games, how you play video games cooperatively, like on Fortnite.

01:23:12.000 I don't understand this TikTok stuff, anime.

01:23:17.000 It's a different experience.

01:23:18.000 So he doesn't understand.

01:23:19.000 In this case, Star Wars 3 or our meme culture, because he comes from a different generation.

01:23:25.000 Even though you're doing it in a funny way there, we could talk about the idea that.

01:23:29.000 Somebody says, brah, he's 32.

01:23:32.000 I don't know what that's supposed to mean.

01:23:34.000 Should the Jedi have captured Grievous?

01:23:36.000 He was the leader of the Separatist army, right?

01:23:39.000 So he was an insurgent. 0.58

01:23:40.000 But should they have been allowed to just kill him as Obi Wan did?

01:23:44.000 Or should they have captured him and taken him in for trial?

01:23:47.000 That actually is an interesting philosophical point that.

01:23:50.000 We debate all the time because that's to your point.

01:23:52.000 That when we killed Soleimani, everyone was saying, well, you can't just kill the guy, you have to bring him in for a trial or the rest of it.

01:23:58.000 That, I mean, that really all does add up to why memes work.

01:24:01.000 Yes, correct.

01:24:02.000 Memes are a piece of non corporate, non establishment media.

01:24:10.000 Wait, Book check?

01:24:22.000 Yo, book check.

01:24:29.000 We're dipping into the old America First library once again, and I'm going to red pill you.

01:24:37.000 You want to know about media?

01:24:39.000 You want to know about content, about memes?

01:24:43.000 You're going to want to read Marshall McLuhan.

01:24:46.000 Medium is the Message, which I've got.

01:24:51.000 Understanding Media, The Extensions of Man.

01:24:53.000 This is a rare book.

01:24:54.000 This is a rare one.

01:24:55.000 I don't know how much I Paid for this, but this is rare and esoteric stuff.

01:25:01.000 People are always asking me, Nick, recommend books, recommend books.

01:25:05.000 Well, here are some good ones.

01:25:07.000 The Medium is the Message is not like a conventional book.

01:25:11.000 I was surprised.

01:25:12.000 I read Medium is the Message and I was expecting like a book, but it's like a lot of pictures and stuff.

01:25:20.000 So, you know, just be warned if you're going to get this one, it's a lot of goofy stuff.

01:25:27.000 Marshall McLuhan is one of the best guys on media, and a lot of his ideas are complicated, but his conception of media is very different.

01:25:38.000 It's almost like all technology he defines as media, and he talks about hot versus cold mediums and things like that.

01:25:47.000 Anyway, just something you should check out if you're interested in this subject, if you're interested in these kinds of ideas.

01:25:54.000 I think probably Carl Jung would be another good one to read if you're talking about symbols and psychology and that kind of thing, but.

01:26:02.000 I doubt Benny Johnson's reading this kind of stuff.

01:26:05.000 Benny Johnson is a drone.

01:26:07.000 He is a corporate drone who probably read Don Jr.'s book.

01:26:10.000 He probably spends $30 on some glossy hardcover book, New York Times bestseller, by some guru.

01:26:20.000 Well, this book is about how you can change your mentality.

01:26:25.000 It's a different way to think about something. 1.00

01:26:28.000 I fucking hate. 1.00

01:26:29.000 New books are just trash. 1.00

01:26:31.000 Almost universally, anything that's been written in the last. 0.94

01:26:36.000 I don't even know, like 30 years is a mistake.

01:26:40.000 And there's exceptions, but I just hate this yuppie, like pop.

01:26:48.000 I don't even know what you would call it, but like this pop genre, pop psychology, pop, you know, all the other different genres of interest.

01:26:57.000 You know, like Reddit tier, pop science, pop technology, pop this.

01:27:01.000 And it's like, you know, some totally yuppie take. 1.00

01:27:06.000 From some guru, you know, some asshole. 1.00

01:27:09.000 And it's all yuppies that read it. 1.00

01:27:12.000 It's $32.

01:27:13.000 And it's this glossy hardcover, 200 pages, with the, you know, they're using all these filler tactics.

01:27:19.000 Trash. 0.99

01:27:20.000 It's trash. 1.00

01:27:21.000 And people think they're getting an education when they read that shit. 1.00

01:27:24.000 People think, well, I'm reading. 1.00

01:27:26.000 Well, I'm doing a lot of reading today.

01:27:27.000 I'm reading. 1.00

01:27:29.000 Who's that faggot? 1.00

01:27:29.000 Well, I'm reading. 1.00

01:27:31.000 Malcolm Gladwell.

01:27:32.000 I'm reading Malcolm Gladwell.

01:27:34.000 I'm getting smarter.

01:27:36.000 Malcolm Gladwell.

01:27:40.000 Well, I'm reading Malcolm Gladwell.

01:27:43.000 I'm reading Outliers by Malcolm Gladwell.

01:27:47.000 I'm watching his TED Talk.

01:27:49.000 It's like TED Talks.

01:27:52.000 These are like TED Talks.

01:27:53.000 It's the literature equivalent of a TED Talk. 0.98

01:28:00.000 You know, it's just a big circle jerk.

01:28:04.000 Everyone's going to sit with their hands clasped in their laps. 0.90

01:28:06.000 Oh, I've never thought of it that way.

01:28:08.000 Wow.

01:28:08.000 I'm learning a lot.

01:28:10.000 Well, you know, I heard in this talk once.

01:28:11.000 I heard the most interesting thing in this TED talk. 0.99

01:28:14.000 Shut up. 1.00

01:28:15.000 Shut up. 1.00

01:28:16.000 If you're reading somebody that didn't have a journal talking about Jewry or about racial classifications or anything like that, throw it out. 1.00

01:28:27.000 Throw it in the garbage. 1.00

01:28:29.000 Throw it in the garbage. 1.00

01:28:31.000 If the author isn't being canceled because of a journal that he had where he said anti Semitic or racist things, it's probably garbage. 1.00

01:28:42.000 There's no value in it. 0.87

01:28:44.000 What do I mean?

01:28:45.000 And I don't mean, look, I'm not any of those things.

01:28:47.000 But what I mean by that is. 0.96

01:28:49.000 All the great men that you might read, all the real experts, existed before this yuppie political correctness bullshit.

01:28:57.000 And you can guarantee that you're not reading something that's actually true or anybody that cares about the truth if it's somebody that's so manicured that they could get by with the modern standard. 0.99

01:29:08.000 Anybody that could be a highly paid, highly acclaimed, critically acclaimed author is somebody that has their intellectual balls chopped off.

01:29:19.000 That's why you have to go back a hundred years.

01:29:22.000 That's why I say that.

01:29:24.000 You go back 100 years, and it doesn't matter who you read, whether it's Hegel or Schmidt, or you could read who's the one that writes about Cthulhu and all that.

01:29:37.000 You could read him.

01:29:38.000 You could read Rudyard Kipling.

01:29:41.000 You go back, and any one of those people, and they're canceled.

01:29:45.000 And they're canceled because they wrote about different things.

01:29:48.000 That's what I mean by that.

01:29:51.000 So, who is it that wrote those?

01:29:53.000 Lovecraft.

01:29:54.000 H.P. Lovecraft, right.

01:29:56.000 You go back, and anything that's worth reading, it's going to be by some author who was a hatemonger, hateful, you know.

01:30:04.000 But he's recently controversial because of new findings where he wrote an anti Semitic journal. 0.91

01:30:13.000 It's like, that's how you know they're the real deal. 0.52

01:30:16.000 That's how you know, not because of what they wrote.

01:30:18.000 You know they're the real deal because they are not promoted and accepted and celebrated in this neutered, fake. 1.00

01:30:26.000 Nonsense gay world. 1.00

01:30:29.000 That's what that means. 1.00

01:30:32.000 So, Tandrew says Henry Ford.

01:30:35.000 Okay, yeah, cringe.

01:30:37.000 But, yeah, so, yeah, I doubt Benny Johnson's reading Marshall Neglew, and I doubt he's reading anything serious.

01:30:46.000 He's reading a baby book.

01:30:49.000 I read this really interesting book called About Introverts.

01:30:53.000 I read this really interesting book about the psychology of introverts and outliers and Pneumonic memory devices.

01:31:00.000 It's this New York Times.

01:31:01.000 Oh, I read about it in the Wall Street Journal.

01:31:04.000 If you read about it in the Wall Street Journal, it's like Bain check.

01:31:08.000 Like we should be.

01:31:09.000 Spoils will be enjoyed.

01:31:10.000 Blood will be spilled.

01:31:12.000 That's what I think of when I think about people reading book lists in the Wall Street Journal.

01:31:18.000 Pearls were being ripped off.

01:31:21.000 Okay.

01:31:23.000 Wow, that was a digression.

01:31:27.000 Let's continue.

01:31:29.000 That reflects.

01:31:30.000 Tandrew says you write kind of cringe.

01:31:32.000 A moment in culture and reflects something that we're all going through and explains it in a very simple and shareable way.

01:31:38.000 All right, well, I'm pretty sure we could do the Star Wars thing the entire way.

01:31:43.000 So let's just do a little bit more, though, in case there's any.

01:31:48.000 Look at that.

01:31:50.000 And that laugh.

01:31:54.000 It's all these.

01:31:55.000 Do you know why I have so many problems?

01:31:58.000 It's because I notice everything.

01:32:00.000 I don't know if that's autism.

01:32:02.000 It's probably a disability.

01:32:04.000 You know, neuroticism, if it's a character flaw.

01:32:07.000 But, you know, I go crazy because I'm watching this for like five seconds.

01:32:15.000 Imagery.

01:32:16.000 Let's go back.

01:32:17.000 A moment in culture and reflects something that we're all going through and explains it in a very simple and shareable way.

01:32:23.000 All right, well, I'm pretty sure we could do the Star Wars thing the entire way.

01:32:28.000 So let's just do a little bit more, though, in case there's anyone out there watching this that doesn't have the appreciation.

01:32:36.000 Anyone who would ever make that face to me, like, I would hate them.

01:32:42.000 Georgios says, Hope you're hanging in there, King.

01:32:44.000 They hate you because you tell the truth.

01:32:46.000 Remember who they hated.

01:32:47.000 First, America first never dies.

01:32:48.000 Well, thanks a lot.

01:32:49.000 Very true. 0.82

01:32:50.000 Thanks for the Ninjat. 0.99

01:32:52.000 They hated him first. 1.00

01:32:52.000 True. 1.00

01:32:57.000 He's making like the most.

01:33:00.000 And then that like laugh.

01:33:02.000 Oh, what is that?

01:33:03.000 Why does that bother me?

01:33:03.000 What is that?

01:33:04.000 Tell me why that bothers me.

01:33:06.000 All right.

01:33:07.000 Well, I'm pretty sure we could do the Star Wars thing the entire way.

01:33:11.000 So let's just do a little bit more, though, in case there's anyone out there watching this that doesn't have the appreciation of the Star Wars meme meeting point that we do.

01:33:20.000 You mentioned something really interesting.

01:33:24.000 I don't know why I don't like that, but I just don't.

01:33:35.000 Yeah, I don't know.

01:33:36.000 Why does that even bother me?

01:33:37.000 It just does.

01:33:38.000 But it just does.

01:33:40.000 It's not even that it's a fake laugh.

01:33:42.000 I fake laugh all the time.

01:33:44.000 Because, you know, most people aren't funny, but you have to be polite.

01:33:48.000 But it's just like.

01:33:49.000 Why?

01:33:50.000 It's a way to make sure we keep the Star Wars thing the entire way.

01:33:54.000 So let's just do a little bit more, though, in case there's anyone out there watching this that doesn't have the appreciation of the Star Wars meme meeting point that we do.

01:34:02.000 You mentioned something really interesting to me right before we started about how.

01:34:07.000 The way the Star Wars movies have progressed or regressed, I suppose, depending on which way you look at it, is really reflective of internet culture in general.

01:34:16.000 Because I think it's really super interesting.

01:34:16.000 Can you talk about that?

01:34:20.000 We, as consumers of the product, have more value than we have ever had in the history of the creation of a thing.

01:34:31.000 So you've democratized the consumer base for things like Star Wars.

01:34:37.000 And Star Wars, the fandom, Menace, has actually saved stuff.

01:34:41.000 Boat School says, read how Terrence Howard is proving one times one equals two.

01:34:45.000 I just want to read some of these because some people are feeling left out.

01:34:50.000 Chuck Schumer says, self help books are all rehashes of ancient books.

01:34:54.000 There's some truth to that.

01:34:57.000 Okay.

01:34:58.000 Star Wars from itself.

01:34:59.000 The fandom menace.

01:35:00.000 The fandom menace is a real thing.

01:35:00.000 I got it.

01:35:02.000 And we can, the feedback mechanisms are now available in a decentralized universe where the studios have to listen.

01:35:13.000 To the consumers, and where we are able to online demand something or ask for something or consume at a rate where it's a feedback loop instead of them just making a Star Wars and hoping we like it.

01:35:26.000 They make a Star Wars and then we tell them if we like it, right?

01:35:29.000 You can hear what happened after the last jet.

01:35:32.000 Well, let's think about that.

01:35:35.000 Let's think about that.

01:35:37.000 Has that worked?

01:35:38.000 Is that true?

01:35:40.000 Or is that wrong?

01:35:42.000 That is so wrong.

01:35:46.000 That's the worst thing that's ever happened to mass media.

01:35:51.000 That's why we have the Avengers.

01:35:52.000 That is why we have Marvel superhero movies. 0.98

01:35:55.000 Because now that the consuming masses dictate culture as opposed to aristocrats, this is why we get vulgar garbage. 0.98

01:36:07.000 Because the masses are uncultured and simple. 0.99

01:36:11.000 And they do not have vision.

01:36:13.000 And they do not have patience.

01:36:18.000 Or anything like that for something that is challenging.

01:36:22.000 I'm generally speaking.

01:36:23.000 I'm speaking very generally.

01:36:25.000 And I'm not even saying I'm a highly cultured person.

01:36:28.000 I don't consider myself a highly cultured person actually at all.

01:36:32.000 I don't have a classical education.

01:36:35.000 I haven't read the classic fiction.

01:36:37.000 I don't know anything about classical art or anything like that. 0.91

01:36:40.000 That's why I shouldn't dictate the course of, you know, give me my popular garbage. 0.82

01:36:45.000 Fine. 0.96

01:36:46.000 But, uh,.

01:36:48.000 You know, if we're to examine this theory, was Star Wars better before the internet or after the internet?

01:36:55.000 Like, this is very simple.

01:36:58.000 If he's trying to tell us that the democratization of culture is a good thing in the case of Star Wars, well, okay, very easy way to test that hypothesis.

01:37:08.000 You have three generations of Star Wars 1977 to 1983, 1999 to 2005, and 2015 to 2019.

01:37:19.000 And which generation is the best, and which generation is the worst?

01:37:25.000 And where are they on the continuum of this democratization of culture?

01:37:31.000 It is quite literally best, middle, and worst going from least democratization, least mass media internet to most.

01:37:45.000 The original trilogy, prequel trilogy, sequel trilogy.

01:37:49.000 Best, second, worst.

01:37:52.000 And the same is true with the democratization.

01:37:55.000 Before anything internet, advent of the internet and social media.

01:38:01.000 Is full on.

01:38:02.000 So, like, you know, how does that.

01:38:07.000 Well, and that's a good thing.

01:38:10.000 We get to tell them if we like it or not, that's going to make it better.

01:38:13.000 It's the opposite.

01:38:14.000 Because we got to tell people if we liked it or not immediately, instantly on the internet, what was the effect?

01:38:22.000 The movies were incoherent.

01:38:24.000 The whole trilogy didn't make any sense because each director was trying to accommodate the fans' reaction to the previous movie.

01:38:32.000 Even if it was a misguided trilogy, but they just committed to something, it would have been better.

01:38:38.000 Even if it was a bad trilogy, if they had just committed to it and ignored the fans, they would have had a coherent theme, coherent motifs, plot, there would be character arcs.

01:38:51.000 But instead, what we got was this schizophrenic, bipolar, totally incoherent mess, which was trying to please the rabble.

01:39:04.000 And, you know, there's obviously, in some cases it works, like that Sonic thing.

01:39:09.000 You know, they showed the Sonic trailer and people didn't like it and then they changed it.

01:39:13.000 But I don't know if you could say objectively, you know, especially if you're talking about Star Wars, that this has been a good thing.

01:39:19.000 And it speaks to, you know, talking about a trilogy like that actually makes a lot of sense because, I mean, what is a trilogy?

01:39:28.000 It is a long term project, it requires a greater vision, right, than a single movie, than a single installment.

01:39:38.000 A trilogy takes place over, in the case of the first two movies, it took place over six years, three movies, right?

01:39:48.000 And so something like that requires you to have a far out vision, to plan far ahead, for there to be that concentrated and focused creative idea, and to be persistent and consistent throughout.

01:40:07.000 And that is just like all great projects.

01:40:11.000 That are not even just artistic, but anything, any great project, any great infrastructure project, any great scientific achievement, any great national effort that requires that kind of, and it's different obviously for culture, but a level of sacrifice, that level of vision and focus and consistency and all that.

01:40:32.000 And we're unable to do anything like that.

01:40:35.000 We're unable to do anything that is of grand scale, anything that's really meaningful, right?

01:40:43.000 Because what we have is the, and I know this is like cringe boomer stuff, but the instant gratification, we have the instant reaction, having to please the consumers, having to please and assuage the concerns of the shareholders and the critics and so on.

01:41:00.000 And so it's across the board.

01:41:02.000 We cannot pursue great, grand projects, great vision over many installments, many years, costing lots of resources.

01:41:12.000 We don't have the wherewithal anymore.

01:41:15.000 Because of the incentive for this constant cycle of consumer gratification.

01:41:22.000 I'm a big believer in that.

01:41:28.000 And that's like what it was with Star Wars.

01:41:33.000 The prequel trilogy, there's problems with the prequel.

01:41:36.000 I love, by the way, the prequel trilogy.

01:41:38.000 It's my favorite, actually.

01:41:40.000 The dialogue is clunky, and the special effects aren't always great, and the casting wasn't amazing, and there's goofy characters and so on.

01:41:49.000 But what it represents is a coherent vision the plot, the story, the theme, all that.

01:41:55.000 There's a clear arc from start to finish with Obi-Wan, with Anakin, with, you know, there's a clear idea that is, there's an exposition of this idea over the course of the three films about, you know, good and evil and all this.

01:42:17.000 So whether you like it or you don't, what it represents is a clear project with a vision, and the sequel trilogy is bad.

01:42:27.000 And it's made worse by the fact that it lacks all those things. 0.96

01:42:30.000 That's why it's just garbage. 0.92

01:42:33.000 It's not even like a bad Star Wars movie. 0.98

01:42:36.000 It's just not a good movie.

01:42:37.000 It doesn't function on any level.

01:42:39.000 None of the movies make sense by themselves.

01:42:41.000 They don't make sense together.

01:42:43.000 There's no motifs, there's no overall vision or anything like that.

01:42:50.000 So that's just a bad take.

01:42:52.000 That's just a wrong take.

01:42:53.000 It's not political, but it's just a wrong take.

01:42:56.000 Jedi.

01:42:57.000 And the studio heard it.

01:42:59.000 Yeah.

01:42:59.000 And then desperately, JJ comes in to try to, like, fix it.

01:43:03.000 And there are four to five different moments in The Rise of Skywalker where they papered over what Rianne did, and that's because of the response online.

01:43:12.000 And so, this mechanism can actually make you more powerful than the studios producing these things.

01:43:16.000 But that was a bad thing.

01:43:17.000 But that was a bad thing.

01:43:18.000 We shouldn't have that power.

01:43:20.000 I love democracy.

01:43:21.000 The democracy of the fandom is actually a wonderful thing.

01:43:24.000 Palpatine would be very proud.

01:43:26.000 Palpatine would be thrilled that internet trolls basically.

01:43:29.000 It's really interesting, though.

01:43:30.000 I mean, that concept is actually kind of.

01:43:32.000 He is so girlish.

01:43:33.000 Do you hear that laugh?

01:43:34.000 It's not even just that it's fake, it's like the sound of it.

01:43:37.000 It's such an effeminate laugh.

01:43:39.000 His whole, like, posture just screams like.

01:43:44.000 It just screams like prison girlfriend.

01:43:47.000 Of the response online.

01:43:48.000 And so this mechanism can actually make you more powerful than the studios producing these things.

01:43:52.000 And the general.

01:43:52.000 Besides the war stuff.

01:43:54.000 I love democracy.

01:43:55.000 The democracy of the fandom is actually a wonderful thing.

01:43:58.000 Palpatine would be very proud.

01:44:00.000 He.

01:44:00.000 Palpatine would be thrilled at internet trolls, basically.

01:44:03.000 It's really interesting. 1.00

01:44:04.000 He sounds like a girl.

01:44:05.000 It sounds like a woman's laugh.

01:44:07.000 It sounds like my mom.

01:44:10.000 And I hate the shoes, too.

01:44:11.000 Yeah, that's such a.

01:44:12.000 That is such a. 0.98

01:44:13.000 When old people do that, you can maybe get away with that if you're a young person. 1.00

01:44:18.000 You know, wearing like sneakers with the suit. 1.00

01:44:20.000 I don't love the look in general.

01:44:22.000 You can get away with that if you're a kid.

01:44:24.000 But if you're like a 32 year old man and you're wearing, you know, gym shoes with your suit.

01:44:31.000 I just, that's not.

01:44:32.000 Maybe if you're a billionaire, you could.

01:44:34.000 I think if you're a billionaire, like it makes.

01:44:36.000 I actually like that, you know?

01:44:38.000 I think there's actually something that's like, you know.

01:44:42.000 There's like Tony Stark about it. 1.00

01:44:44.000 It's like, fuck you, you know? 1.00

01:44:46.000 You can do that. 1.00

01:44:47.000 When you're a billionaire, you could break the rules.

01:44:49.000 But when you're just some J.O., you're just some guy obviously trying to be young, no good.

01:44:54.000 I mean, that concept is actually kind of cool because, you know, studios come out with certain things that often are not good.

01:45:01.000 What's his hands in his lap?

01:45:01.000 Look at him.

01:45:08.000 Whoops.

01:45:09.000 I don't like that. 1.00

01:45:10.000 I think the best version of this, in terms of internet culture, is the all female Ghostbusters. 1.00

01:45:15.000 It had nothing to do with it all being women, but it was a patently terrible movie. 0.96

01:45:20.000 And then the audience goes crazy, and then you get the next layer of this, which I want to talk to you about, which is suddenly the media that runs protection for bad movies, right?

01:45:29.000 And then starts attacking the audiences.

01:45:31.000 And that's what happened in Ghostbusters. 0.98

01:45:32.000 We saw that happen in Last Jedi too, where they say it's all angry white male trolls who hate Last Jedi or hate Ghostbusters, and it's racist Trump supporters who hate these things.

01:45:42.000 And it's the media then attacking the fan base at, I don't know, is it at the behest of the studio or is it just because the whole machine just kind of works like that or what? 0.51

01:45:51.000 I think it has everything to do with what's going on in society right now.

01:45:55.000 I cover politics, but the election in 2016 was precisely this bubble.

01:46:02.000 The same thing that happens with a Star Wars movie or Ghostbuster happened in 2016, where you have a group of people that are so insulated in their own virtue signaling and woke devism and slack devism, and they must insert that into everything in their lives, and it blinds them to understanding what an actual normal consumer wants.

01:46:24.000 And so then you have the rise of something, a real anger, that the things that we cherish are being destroyed.

01:46:32.000 And one of the last few good things out there was Star Wars.

01:46:36.000 And from both sides, you have this kind of yelp, this anger from the base when we watch The Last Jedi and realize that it's now just a serving dish for someone's political worldview and you must eat it. 0.98

01:46:51.000 And it's like, damn it, no. 0.98

01:46:53.000 I mean, the orcs are not just at the gate, they've like, Come in and they've desecrated the temple. 0.98

01:46:58.000 One of the last few things that we actually all could come together on was that we all kind of loved Star Wars, and then that's destroyed, and you're going to get backlash.

01:47:06.000 This happened in 2016, you got the election of President Trump, and this is happening now when it comes to our entire culture, whether that be Star Wars or Ghostbuster or national politics.

01:47:17.000 What do you think about the idea that because big studios now run so much of our entertainment, that that also has fed all of this?

01:47:24.000 Like the Star Wars posters look exactly like the Marvel posters.

01:47:28.000 You know what I mean?

01:47:29.000 It's always the same thing.

01:47:30.000 It's Iron Man in the middle or Rey in the middle, and then everybody else smaller after.

01:47:30.000 The big guy in the middle.

01:47:34.000 And they look exactly the same.

01:47:36.000 Like the branding is the same.

01:47:37.000 The messages start becoming the same.

01:47:39.000 That we don't have new stories anymore.

01:47:42.000 And I said to you right before you started, I hate to say that in a way.

01:47:46.000 Because it's like, I want these stories to continue.

01:47:48.000 And Mandalorian was totally fine.

01:47:50.000 And like, I want more out of this.

01:47:51.000 But it's also like, we need something different.

01:47:54.000 Like the world has moved on from George Lucas having to look at World War II to then create these characters, you know?

01:48:00.000 Yeah.

01:48:02.000 Hey, I just created a professional Wix site for my business.

01:48:05.000 Let's check it out.

01:48:06.000 Go to Wix.com.

01:48:08.000 Everything I see.

01:48:09.000 Beautiful tim.

01:48:11.000 Everything I see with my eyes just makes me.

01:48:15.000 It's so.

01:48:16.000 It's oppressive.

01:48:17.000 It's an oppressive environment.

01:48:19.000 We are 15 minutes in.

01:48:21.000 We are 15 minutes in.

01:48:22.000 I feel like we've been watching this for my whole life.

01:48:28.000 What are they even saying?

01:48:30.000 Are they.

01:48:30.000 None of this is actually even like.

01:48:35.000 Is this like a good point?

01:48:37.000 Is this like, you know, really groundbreaking?

01:48:42.000 The movies are bad.

01:48:44.000 And the movie's just like Donald Trump.

01:48:48.000 Oh, spare me.

01:48:49.000 Wow, what a great take.

01:48:51.000 The people not liking Last Jedi was like people not liking Hillary Clinton. 1.00

01:48:59.000 And they ruined Star Wars.

01:49:04.000 And I want the good Star Wars.

01:49:07.000 I can relate to that, I guess.

01:49:08.000 I just don't know.

01:49:09.000 Is that like a really deep.

01:49:12.000 And that is something that I think people are very much hungering for on a national level.

01:49:17.000 And you're watching now people running for.

01:49:21.000 Speaking of new stories, I mean, look at the number of people who have never been in politics that are now running and winning and becoming very, very famous.

01:49:29.000 I don't like AOC, right?

01:49:31.000 I don't like AOC in the squad.

01:49:34.000 I think they're going to wreck the country if you give them power.

01:49:38.000 But listen, they have become heroes now because there's a new story, there's a new narrative out there.

01:49:44.000 And of course, the opposite of that would be.

01:49:49.000 Multiple people who have never had any experience on the conservative side of the aisle running for office and following a Trumpian model of I am the outsider.

01:49:59.000 And the idea that there's a new story out there really gravitates, it really brings people in.

01:50:04.000 And again, you have a president who's pretty much our version of that, elected outside of the media bubble, outside of the groupthink that occurs, inside of the Acela corridor between DC and New York.

01:50:19.000 And the groupthink said, Like every Marvel poster looked alike, every poll looked exactly the same in 2016.

01:50:26.000 Every what Hillary Clinton, nine remember the Huffington Post? 0.92

01:50:29.000 What the fuck does that mean? 0.95

01:50:31.000 Hillary will win, right? 1.00

01:50:33.000 Take it to the bank.

01:50:33.000 You've seen the same compilations I have, and so it's like every poster looks the same, and people start rejecting it and wanting a new story.

01:50:40.000 And now you have arguably, I mean, very easily, the most powerful that's the stupidest thing I ever heard has been elected because people were so desperate and hungry for a new story and not and rejecting.

01:50:52.000 The same stuff that's been forced on us for decades. 0.85

01:50:54.000 All right, so before we go too far into the Trump thing, and I want to talk impeachment and how this is all related to media and all that, now let's go to where I usually start the interviews, which is how the hell did you get into this whole thing?

01:51:05.000 Let's hear it.

01:51:05.000 What brought Benjamin Franklin to sit here right now and talk to me about Star Wars?

01:51:10.000 I was raised in Iowa, and I was a.

01:51:12.000 That was just by.

01:51:13.000 I mean, this is not even worth addressing, but that, I mean, like.

01:51:19.000 It's just like.

01:51:22.000 What would you even compare that to?

01:51:25.000 It's like just potluck talking points, stories.

01:51:31.000 It's all these completely bogus analogies.

01:51:33.000 None of that made any sense.

01:51:36.000 None of that makes any sense. 0.99

01:51:41.000 You can't just throw all this shit together. 1.00

01:51:44.000 It's just like putting all these retarded turning point narratives in a blender or in a stew. 1.00

01:51:53.000 And it's just a mess. 1.00

01:51:55.000 That was just like verbal slop.

01:51:57.000 Turning Point USA. 1.00

01:52:00.000 Narrative jumble, just like garbage. 1.00

01:52:04.000 Okay, but let's keep going. 0.95

01:52:05.000 Let's keep, I don't know, we're not gonna watch this much longer, but let's just keep going.

01:52:08.000 Magical place where you can really see candidates up close.

01:52:12.000 You get to one of the things that we force every candidate who wants to be president to do is eat pork chop on a stick.

01:52:17.000 You wanna dehumanize someone, you really wanna break them down to their core elements, right? 1.00

01:52:22.000 Like, force someone like Hillary Clinton to eat a pork chop on a stick and 120 degree. 0.72

01:52:30.000 Humid day in the middle of the Iowa State.

01:52:31.000 Remember that picture of Michelle Bachman eating the corn dog and Romney trying it?

01:52:36.000 Like, Romney was one of the worst ones.

01:52:37.000 No one looks good eating a corn dog.

01:52:39.000 Yeah.

01:52:40.000 No one looks good eating a sweaty pork chop on a stick.

01:52:42.000 Yeah.

01:52:43.000 Did you grow up going to those fairs and then going to the Straw Bowls and the rest of it?

01:52:46.000 Yeah.

01:52:47.000 So you got to see the real human being behind the politician.

01:52:52.000 You got to see, like, little quirks, little things of them.

01:52:55.000 Like, they would take, as a young guy in politics, I was just in student government.

01:53:00.000 At my college and at my high school, you would get taken out to Subway by a Mitt Romney, right?

01:53:06.000 He would take you out to Subway.

01:53:07.000 You get to watch the man eat his Subway sandwich.

01:53:10.000 You get to see the human side of the politician.

01:53:13.000 And it was something that was always lacking because they always came off as such a stiff veneer, right?

01:53:19.000 When you see them on stage.

01:53:21.000 And so I began to really gravitate towards telling stories differently for the political class and inside of the political bubble.

01:53:31.000 And that began a career in making viral content about politics.

01:53:35.000 I've done this for now over a decade.

01:53:38.000 And I've always wanted to bring and mesh the worlds that.

01:53:44.000 A lot of young people understand the cultural world, mesh that in with politics.

01:53:48.000 People understand the political world around them.

01:53:50.000 Quite frankly, that's the most important thing you can understand, is in there.

01:53:54.000 So, as an Iowa guy, is it shocking or strange or backwards, or is it the way it's supposed to be that in just a few weeks, this straw poll, which seems so antiquated and ridiculous in so many ways, is the thing that is going to set the next eight months in motion, really?

01:54:12.000 We're just in the lead up.

01:54:13.000 We're in preseason right now, still, even though it all feels crazy.

01:54:16.000 But the straw poll starts this whole thing, and someone could get momentum out of nowhere.

01:54:20.000 And, you know, if Biden does really bad, he's no longer the front runner, and the rest of it.

01:54:24.000 Does that seem crazy to you as someone that grew up in Iowa?

01:54:27.000 It's like the various gladiator feats of strength, okay?

01:54:32.000 To get this federalism.

01:54:35.000 I mean, it's one of the last cherished things of federalism is that every state is different.

01:54:41.000 And the way that this was supposed to work is every state was supposed to be their own action.

01:54:47.000 This is just, I can't even.

01:54:49.000 I can't even.

01:54:50.000 It's just so boring.

01:54:52.000 It's so boring. 0.96

01:54:53.000 It makes me want to kill myself. 0.96

01:54:55.000 I would later, I think it would be more interesting if I killed myself on the show than if we continued watching this. 0.98

01:55:01.000 Okay, that's enough.

01:55:02.000 I just can't.

01:55:03.000 I can't take it anymore.

01:55:04.000 There's just nothing even good here.

01:55:06.000 There's nothing even to dissect or break down. 0.99

01:55:09.000 This is just like trash. 0.98

01:55:13.000 Nice, nice. 0.97

01:55:14.000 Good work.

01:55:15.000 Dislike Brigade.

01:55:15.000 Good work.

01:55:17.000 We got, what, 200 dislikes just hanging out here?

01:55:20.000 I didn't even tell anybody to do it.

01:55:23.000 Okay, excuse me.

01:55:28.000 What should I watch now?

01:55:30.000 Can I do dark mode?

01:55:30.000 Dark mode?

01:55:35.000 I would like to do dark mode.

01:55:37.000 I wish I could make everything dark mode.

01:55:38.000 I wish I could make my life.

01:55:41.000 I wish my whole life was dark mode.

01:55:44.000 Turn off the lights.

01:55:46.000 Turn off the lights.

01:55:48.000 Where do we.

01:55:48.000 Let's see.

01:55:51.000 Settings.

01:55:53.000 That's not it.

01:56:00.000 I don't, um, I don't see it.

01:56:07.000 Should I game or watch something or what should I do?

01:56:07.000 What should I watch now?

01:56:16.000 Let me take a look around.

01:56:32.000 Okay, I will create a poll and I'll throw it out just to get an idea.

01:56:41.000 Wait, this isn't right.

01:56:43.000 Just to get an idea of the general mood.

01:56:47.000 Wait a second, is this the right?

01:56:49.000 Did straw poll change its look?

01:56:55.000 Usually it's supposed to look like that yellow sheet of paper, but now it's all different.

01:57:01.000 Oh, here we go.

01:57:02.000 I just had the wrong one.

01:57:02.000 Never mind.

01:57:04.000 What should I do?

01:57:07.000 Gaming, watch more content.

01:57:12.000 That's going to be our first poll.

01:57:14.000 The first of a couple of polls here.

01:57:20.000 Just throw that up.

01:57:22.000 Bye.

01:57:26.000 Paste that in the chat.

01:57:28.000 We'll see what people want here.

01:57:34.000 I'm going to select gaming.

01:57:36.000 I want a game.

01:57:37.000 But I'll see what the. 0.99

01:57:39.000 Wow, but you guys want me to watch more trash. 0.96

01:57:44.000 Ryan Dawson stream. 0.70

01:57:45.000 What's even on the Ryan Dawson stream?

01:57:49.000 What does he talk about?

01:57:55.000 We're going to talk about me getting banned on YouTube.

01:57:58.000 Honestly, it just seems kind of boring.

01:58:04.000 Why do people think that would be an interesting thing to watch?

01:58:08.000 What is the subject matter?

01:58:10.000 Oh, he's watching.

01:58:11.000 Oh, it's live right now.

01:58:15.000 Oh, well, if it's live right now, I guess we could, yeah, why not?

01:58:18.000 Well, this is what I've been discussing on my show because, and I must say it to your face.

01:58:24.000 I mean, my audience was telling me, UJF, why don't you get Ryan Dawson back on the show?

01:58:31.000 You're not careful enough, dude.

01:58:34.000 And before I get you back on my show, I would seriously want to have a talk with you because you've been dropping in certain streams the N word just out of nowhere.

01:58:45.000 You're just not careful enough.

01:58:47.000 The N word?

01:58:48.000 Nazi?

01:58:49.000 I mean, not Nazi.

01:58:49.000 Yeah.

01:58:53.000 I don't say the other word.

01:58:55.000 I will say that someone said it.

01:58:56.000 I don't use that word ever.

01:58:58.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:58:59.000 By quoting other people.

01:59:00.000 But that's the level of care, you know.

01:59:01.000 Oh, the robot will grab it.

01:59:03.000 Well.

01:59:03.000 Yeah.

01:59:04.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:59:05.000 Yeah.

01:59:07.000 You can't quote people.

01:59:08.000 I understand that you were not saying it in the first person, like first interpretation of the use.

01:59:14.000 But even when you're quoting people, you have to be.

01:59:17.000 Extra careful.

01:59:18.000 I actually have made a Word document if you want to see it.

01:59:22.000 It's still supposed to be within their rules.

01:59:24.000 It's just they have a flawed way of enforcing these things by having robots go and get it because you're not advocating violence towards a group or anything.

01:59:31.000 Definitely.

01:59:32.000 You know, I would argue it's still in the rules.

01:59:34.000 But I understand what you're saying.

01:59:36.000 The way they do it is everybody.

01:59:38.000 Watch Ryan Dawson. 0.99

01:59:40.000 This sucks. 1.00

01:59:42.000 Why do people want to draw more attention to this faggot? 1.00

01:59:46.000 That's my. 1.00

01:59:47.000 Everybody wants to, you know, talk about JF.

01:59:49.000 Don't you understand that.

01:59:51.000 If you just ignore him, that's really the victory.

01:59:55.000 Don't you understand that?

01:59:57.000 Everybody wants to talk about his thing.

02:00:02.000 That is exactly why he did that.

02:00:04.000 It is like a publicity.

02:00:05.000 People that are failing, that is how you explain their actions.

02:00:10.000 Why did JF do that unexplainable thing?

02:00:12.000 Because he is failing.

02:00:15.000 And when your show has 600 live viewers, you provoke things to get attention.

02:00:22.000 I know because.

02:00:24.000 That's what I used to do when I was getting started, you know?

02:00:29.000 You try to stir the pot so that you're involved. 0.99

02:00:35.000 So if he's going to be a bitch to me, and oh, JF, JF, the guy's like a nobody. 1.00

02:00:41.000 The guy's like, nobody watches his show. 1.00

02:00:44.000 He gets 600 live viewers per episode. 0.98

02:00:46.000 And the guy used to do pretty well, but he's been failing for like years now because his show sucks and he's boring and he can't even understand what he says. 0.74

02:00:56.000 And I get banned on YouTube and everything.

02:00:57.000 JF, JF, talk about JF, talk about JF.

02:00:59.000 Biggest stream ever.

02:01:00.000 Talk about JF. 1.00

02:01:01.000 It's like, are you an idiot? 1.00

02:01:03.000 Are you like a retarded idiot? 1.00

02:01:06.000 So let's watch something else. 1.00

02:01:10.000 Let's see.

02:01:11.000 So, they want me to watch more content.

02:01:13.000 Okay, can we watch something interesting?

02:01:14.000 I don't want to watch that boring.

02:01:17.000 They weren't even talking about me, so boring. 0.99

02:01:20.000 And it's not even, it's Ryan Dawson's stream, so I don't want to fuck with Ryan Dawson. 0.98

02:01:25.000 He's been okay to me, I guess. 0.93

02:01:27.000 Watch Jared Taylor stuff.

02:01:29.000 What is wrong with you people?

02:01:31.000 Seriously, watch Jared Taylor.

02:01:34.000 Let's all get together and watch something that we agree with.

02:01:36.000 What is wrong with you?

02:01:37.000 I've never understood that.

02:01:40.000 People say, watch Sam Hyde stuff, watch Jared Taylor stuff, watch what?

02:01:44.000 Things that we've all seen, things that we all agree with.

02:01:51.000 I don't like what this person is saying.

02:01:53.000 Turn this off.

02:01:54.000 Put on the thing I agree with.

02:01:57.000 Oh, Nick, stop watching this Benny Johnson.

02:01:59.000 Nope.

02:02:00.000 I don't agree with what he's saying.

02:02:03.000 I don't want to hear things I don't like what they're saying.

02:02:06.000 Put on something that we all agree with.

02:02:08.000 Put on something that we all.

02:02:10.000 Yeah, that's the stuff.

02:02:11.000 Yeah.

02:02:12.000 Yeah, he's going to talk about the political things that I agree with.

02:02:15.000 Yeah, that's more like it.

02:02:17.000 Okay.

02:02:19.000 Yeah, put on the things that we all agree with, the boring political thing we agree with.

02:02:25.000 That'll be good content.

02:02:27.000 And Jared Taylor will talk, and I'll say, yeah, great point.

02:02:32.000 And I'll say, yeah, I agree.

02:02:33.000 We agree.

02:02:35.000 He's got all the right opinions.

02:02:37.000 I like the way he talks, I like the opinions he says.

02:02:40.000 They're the ones I agree with and that we all like. 1.00

02:02:47.000 Man, man, man, shit, man. 1.00

02:02:52.000 I just gotta. 1.00

02:02:56.000 What am I going to do with myself?

02:02:58.000 What am I going to do?

02:03:00.000 What am I?

02:03:03.000 What am I going to do with myself?

02:03:06.000 What am I going to do?

02:03:08.000 What am I?

02:03:11.000 What?

02:03:15.000 Oh, Hunter Avalon, now that we can do.

02:03:18.000 That we can watch Hunter Avalon for sure.

02:03:22.000 Let's let's pull him up. 1.00

02:03:26.000 Some of you nibbas be I don't know. 1.00

02:03:31.000 I don't know what to say. 1.00

02:03:32.000 Don't know what to say anymore.

02:03:34.000 Speechless watch Jared Taylor.

02:03:37.000 Yeah, that that sounds fun.

02:03:38.000 And I don't get me wrong, I love Jared Taylor, but it's like you don't understand content.

02:03:44.000 Let's all let's all watch somebody eat breakfast.

02:03:46.000 Let's all watch somebody eat a bowl of cereal.

02:03:48.000 That'll be fun.

02:03:50.000 Okay.

02:03:52.000 Also, I didn't up hmm, 666,000 subs.

02:03:56.000 Yeah, really makes you think.

02:03:59.000 Did he make a video about me lately?

02:04:04.000 No, what the heck?

02:04:11.000 Which one should I watch?

02:04:20.000 Which one?

02:04:20.000 We watched this one a long time ago.

02:04:31.000 There's nothing really in here that's piquing my interest.

02:04:37.000 Dawson wants you on right now.

02:04:39.000 I don't really want to go on right now.

02:04:43.000 I don't really want to legitimize JF. 0.58

02:04:47.000 Why would we reward that behavior?

02:04:49.000 Why would I. 0.96

02:04:50.000 The whole conflict with JF is because I didn't want to go on his loser show. 1.00

02:04:54.000 And now we're, oh, now that he says he's made trouble for me and he's going to be a fag, oh, yeah, I'm going to give him time. 1.00

02:05:02.000 I'm going to give him time. 1.00

02:05:04.000 4,000 people watching the stream.

02:05:05.000 Let's give him an audience.

02:05:06.000 Let's bring him into the fold.

02:05:09.000 Yeah, no thanks.

02:05:12.000 Latest video, Caitlin Bennett.

02:05:14.000 I don't know.

02:05:15.000 I just want to game, actually.

02:05:16.000 I think I might just game.

02:05:17.000 I'm done listening to the masses of Jared Taylor.

02:05:21.000 I don't want to listen to the masses.

02:05:24.000 This doesn't seem like it's going to.

02:05:25.000 We're going to watch another cringe lord.

02:05:29.000 I'm thinking I'm just going to do this.

02:05:30.000 This is Golga.

02:05:32.000 This is Golga's personal trimmer.

02:05:34.000 This sharp is rocking. 1.00

02:05:35.000 Caitlin Bennett, the notorious gun girl bimbo, has called me out by spreading a huge amount of lies. 1.00

02:05:46.000 What a fucking dummy. 1.00

02:05:48.000 What's going on? 1.00

02:05:48.000 This doesn't even make any sense. 1.00

02:05:50.000 Tons of hypocrisies to blatant falsehoods. 0.85

02:05:53.000 This is my final response. 0.60

02:05:55.000 To Caitlin Bennett.

02:06:00.000 Hunter Avalone here, and welcome back to another video.

02:06:00.000 Hey there, everybody.

02:06:03.000 It appears I've been called out.

02:06:05.000 Just like, ugh.

02:06:09.000 Come on, put a little effort in.

02:06:12.000 T shirt and this mess.

02:06:15.000 Once again. 1.00

02:06:16.000 That's right, Caitlin Bennett, the woman with an IQ at room temperature, is lying about me to her followers.

02:06:23.000 Well, I'm tired of the lies, so here's my response.

02:06:27.000 Let's skip forward over all the this guy is irrelevant BS and get to the meat of the video. 0.91

02:06:32.000 He started his channel in 2014, making stupid run of the mill videos about memes and pop culture at a time when videos like this were all the rage. 0.65

02:06:41.000 But then the 2016 election came along, and Hunter saw an opportunity to get political for easy views.

02:06:47.000 First off, Caitlyn claims that I only started my political content.

02:06:51.000 Okay, I full disclosure, Caitlyn Bennett has kind of been helpful for what we've been doing, you know, like during the Groyper Wars.

02:07:01.000 She went to one of those, like a Daily Wire event, and she gave them a hard time.

02:07:09.000 And she's with Liberty Hangout.

02:07:10.000 Those guys have been kind of cool to us.

02:07:12.000 Caitlin Bennett's been kind of cool to us.

02:07:14.000 So I don't want to go in too hard on her, because, you know, look, the way I see it, we have so many enemies.

02:07:22.000 If people want to help us out and they have a platform, like, I don't know.

02:07:27.000 It's not really smart to be vicious to those people.

02:07:29.000 I said this a lot during Groyper Wars.

02:07:31.000 It's like, people just want to put everybody on blast.

02:07:35.000 And it's like, We have no shortage of people that are legitimate enemies that we hate.

02:07:41.000 And so people want to support us and often going out on a limb.

02:07:45.000 It's like, it's just not prudent politics to attack people.

02:07:49.000 All that being said, it's like, why would you wear this?

02:07:54.000 I mean, look, having said all that, having said that Caitlin's been helpful and she seems like she's got the right intentions, it's like, why would you wear this in a video?

02:08:08.000 I'm not a girl.

02:08:10.000 I don't know what girls wear, but I see this and I know that this looks out of place.

02:08:14.000 This looks like something.

02:08:16.000 I don't know if that's.

02:08:17.000 I mean, I don't love it, but that looks like something that if you were going to wear it, you'd wear it to like a formal event, you know?

02:08:25.000 Not like, you know, this.

02:08:27.000 Put some sleeves on.

02:08:28.000 Put some sleeves on.

02:08:29.000 I don't know what's going on there.

02:08:31.000 So it would be like if I did a video in a tuxedo.

02:08:35.000 It would be like if I did my show in a tuxedo.

02:08:37.000 That doesn't make any sense, you know?

02:08:39.000 Or if I did my show in like some kind of smart, you know.

02:08:46.000 Goofy outfit, like a tweed jacket and a bow tie, you know, something like that.

02:08:50.000 Purple pants, pocket handkerchief.

02:08:54.000 So, like, it would just be out of place.

02:08:56.000 I'm a little confused by the presentation here.

02:08:56.000 So, I don't know.

02:08:59.000 Also, the, you know, the hair.

02:09:01.000 I don't know what we're doing.

02:09:02.000 We're just like, I don't know if that's like a southern look.

02:09:05.000 I mean, it kind of looks like a trad look, but I don't know.

02:09:09.000 I'm just not really on board with the aesthetic.

02:09:11.000 Seems like she's got the right intentions and, you know, maybe she's a peripheral ally, but it's like the look.

02:09:18.000 I'm like, I don't know.

02:09:19.000 I mean, what I. Want to be as a right wing person is what we have to work on is like our look.

02:09:28.000 We want to appear hip and normal.

02:09:30.000 That doesn't mean we embrace like trendy values, but I think it behooves us to have a look that is good, you know, and not look like, you know, goofy.

02:09:44.000 I'm not saying she looks goofy, but I was just, you know, not have goofy, strange, weird, quirky, you know, tacky looks.

02:09:54.000 So.

02:09:55.000 So, I don't know what we're doing here.

02:09:57.000 I don't know what that's all about.

02:09:58.000 Off of YouTube.

02:09:59.000 Later, she accuses me of never even holding these beliefs in the first place.

02:10:03.000 Yeah, apparently, I just made weekly conservative.

02:10:06.000 Somebody says not formal at all. 1.00

02:10:08.000 It's trailer trash. 0.98

02:10:10.000 I don't know what any of this trailer trash halter top means. 0.92

02:10:14.000 Like I said, I don't know anything about fashion. 1.00

02:10:16.000 I don't know anything about girls' clothes. 0.99

02:10:19.000 I just know that that doesn't quite look right. 0.98

02:10:21.000 Doesn't quite look like something we're going to want to wear on a political video.

02:10:36.000 What are we doing?

02:10:42.000 We just got a water bottle hanging out here?

02:10:45.000 Doesn't anybody try anymore?

02:10:47.000 Doesn't anybody even try?

02:10:49.000 You know, with my show, the production value isn't always high, right?

02:10:53.000 I mean, well, it's not high.

02:10:55.000 I've got a webcam and I've got a USB mic.

02:10:59.000 And you know, I've got limited resources compared to a major studio or something like that.

02:11:05.000 And that's going to change this year.

02:11:07.000 I'm going to do a serious upgrade because it's time.

02:11:09.000 But in spite of the fact that the production quality isn't high in terms of the tech, it's a clean look.

02:11:17.000 It's a clean look, right?

02:11:19.000 The backdrop is set.

02:11:21.000 I wear a shirt and a jacket, and it's relatively buttoned up and put together and clean and all that.

02:11:29.000 And so even if the overall technical quality isn't high, You know, there's not really much to complain about. 0.90

02:11:35.000 I don't have shit on my desk. 0.97

02:11:36.000 I don't, you know, show up looking like a slob or anything like that. 0.99

02:11:41.000 So I just don't understand.

02:11:43.000 Like, we don't get a haircut.

02:11:45.000 We're doing the show in a t shirt.

02:11:46.000 We've got a water bottle hanging out here.

02:11:48.000 Like, what just are we?

02:11:49.000 Is anybody even trying anymore?

02:11:51.000 Lying that I admitted to doing this.

02:11:54.000 I was actually criticizing how many people on the right take this approach.

02:11:59.000 I have never intentionally done this myself.

02:12:02.000 Here's the full clip.

02:12:03.000 That hasn't been deceptively edited.

02:12:05.000 You said there's no amount of mediocrity that conservatives won't embrace, or something like that.

02:12:11.000 On how, and I agree so much with that because all you have to do is just repeat the same conservative talking points and you will literally be accepted, promoted, given money, you get lots of followers. 0.98

02:12:26.000 Like, it's so cringy to me to see these people like fucking Caitlin Bennett. 0.95

02:12:30.000 Again, I don't want to shit talk like all conservatives because a lot of my followers are still conservatives. 0.98

02:12:35.000 And there's also a lot of people who are like more right leaning, but they're still just like, they're just like kind of your casual, like, You know, Republican, conservative, sort of center. 0.99

02:12:46.000 But, like, for a lot of people on the right, all they see is they're like a girl, she's pro gun, and she's interviewing, ha ha, dumb liberal, libtard wrecked. 0.90

02:12:56.000 And that's just enough to, like, subscribe, like, comment, here's some money. 0.97

02:12:56.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.97

02:12:59.000 Like, it's so, so good.

02:13:02.000 This guy is so, like, physically.

02:13:03.000 Why are all these people so physically repulsive? 1.00

02:13:06.000 Holy shit, man. 1.00

02:13:08.000 Look at this guy. 1.00

02:13:09.000 It's just like, what is going on with his ear?

02:13:13.000 For as long as I've watched this guy, what the hell is going on with that?

02:13:18.000 What is that? 0.97

02:13:21.000 Everything about this guy is just like repulsive.

02:13:24.000 The hairline, which, like, I don't know what.

02:13:28.000 I guess that's a widow's peak or something.

02:13:31.000 We've got this long hair pulled back. 0.74

02:13:33.000 This disgusting beard, which literally connects with his chest hair.

02:13:39.000 The beard literally connects. 0.83

02:13:40.000 It's such a neck beard that it connects with the chest hair.

02:13:43.000 Whatever is going on here, I don't know what that is.

02:13:46.000 A cyst, somebody says.

02:13:48.000 Botched piercing.

02:13:49.000 I don't know what the hell that is. 0.99

02:13:51.000 Fat, chubby little fingers. 0.99

02:13:57.000 Man, I don't know. 1.00

02:13:58.000 Aha, dumb liberal, libtard wrecked. 1.00

02:14:00.000 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

02:14:00.000 And that's just enough to like subscribe, like, comment, here's some money. 1.00

02:14:03.000 Like, it's so, so cringe. 0.97

02:14:06.000 She then proceeds to claim that since my audience started to get tired of my videos constantly bashing the libtards, I started to lose money and thus compromise my beliefs to gain more acceptance. 0.98

02:14:17.000 Ironically, the Opposite is what happened. 0.99

02:14:20.000 My channel was doing quite well when, out of the blue, it got banned for seven hours.

02:14:25.000 Originally, I did think this was conservative censorship, and I've been very public about that as well.

02:14:30.000 Back in 2017, I was banned from Twitter, and I've been banned ever since.

02:14:36.000 At the time, I was quick to claim censorship or bias, but looking back now, I can see the guidelines I'd probably violated, no matter how ridiculous they might be.

02:14:46.000 So, next, Caitlin claims that after my channel was deleted, I became an SJW to play it safe on YouTube.

02:14:53.000 Then last April, he was banned from YouTube and, luckily for him, was able to get his account reinstated.

02:15:00.000 In the years since briefly getting banned, Hunter has rebranded himself as a woke social justice warrior.

02:15:06.000 This is simply not the case.

02:15:08.000 Any videos that were deleted or demonetized either dealt with topics that were insulting to subject matter or it was because my blatantly edgy delivery went against TOS. 0.97

02:15:17.000 I could have easily watched this shit, really? 0.96

02:15:20.000 I don't know why. 1.00

02:15:21.000 Whose idea was it?

02:15:22.000 Much of which Would have been monetized.

02:15:25.000 Plus, my content didn't even change after I was banned.

02:15:28.000 I was still making.

02:15:29.000 This is just so uninteresting.

02:15:30.000 It's just like.

02:15:34.000 I don't know, man.

02:15:35.000 What can you even say about this?

02:15:40.000 It's just like a standard deviation lower.

02:15:43.000 The level that we are at, it is like down here. 0.83

02:15:48.000 That's like bickering between these two goofy people.

02:15:52.000 Every character in this story I don't like. 0.63

02:15:55.000 Dave Rubin, Benny Johnson.

02:15:57.000 Hunter Avalon, Vausch, you know, even Caitlin Bennett, as much as she's been supportive, like just the look, the voice.

02:16:06.000 What are we doing?

02:16:08.000 Well, I said I deserve to get banned on YouTube.

02:16:10.000 Like, I don't even.

02:16:11.000 I literally can't even follow this.

02:16:13.000 It is so boring and grating to listen to.

02:16:16.000 I can't even follow what even is the argument about.

02:16:19.000 What is even the debate?

02:16:21.000 I don't understand.

02:16:22.000 The run of the mill conservative content because these were my opinions I held.

02:16:26.000 But, Caitlin, there's a little thing that you might be unfamiliar with, and it's called maturing.

02:16:30.000 As I grew older, I realized that there was nuance to the truth of.

02:16:33.000 Like, how old are you?

02:16:34.000 What are you, 10?

02:16:36.000 Um, well, actually.

02:16:38.000 Maybe you haven't heard of being mature, Caitlin.

02:16:43.000 Whoa.

02:16:44.000 Like, what are you, eight?

02:16:45.000 What are you, like, nine years old?

02:16:48.000 Well, you've never heard of being mature because I swear, man.

02:16:57.000 I don't know what I'm going to do.

02:16:57.000 I swear.

02:16:59.000 I don't know what I'm going to do anymore.

02:17:02.000 What am I going to do?

02:17:04.000 What am I supposed to do with myself?

02:17:06.000 What am I supposed to do?

02:17:07.000 I'm like, well, I'm not going to say that.

02:17:11.000 But I just, all this is just being internalized.

02:17:15.000 It's like radiation.

02:17:16.000 I'm getting all these radioactive particles on me.

02:17:19.000 It's making me sick.

02:17:20.000 It's giving me cancer.

02:17:22.000 Many issues, and that both sides of the political spectrum can have faults.

02:17:25.000 This is why I go after the right and the left all the time.

02:17:29.000 This is not compromising my beliefs, and if I still held the same views that I did when I was 19, there would be a problem.

02:17:36.000 Caitlin then tries to paint me as blindly going after a number of right wing influencers and apologizing to left wing influencers.

02:17:43.000 But there is a trend here.

02:17:45.000 She takes these clips out of context and deceptively edits them to make it appear that I was crapping on Ben Shapiro when that really wasn't the case.

02:17:53.000 I also think a lot of people on the right honestly do believe what they're saying. 0.93

02:17:57.000 And that's always been the boat that I was in, which I know it doesn't, some of the shit that I used to say, especially about trans people, it doesn't make it any better that I did believe that. 0.91

02:18:07.000 But I really do think that they're a little more genuine, a little more honest. 0.97

02:18:11.000 I think to be.

02:18:12.000 You know what we would do back in school with Hunter Avalon?

02:18:15.000 We would do this.

02:18:16.000 Does anybody remember this?

02:18:18.000 I remember. 0.98

02:18:20.000 Anybody remember Vag in School?

02:18:22.000 Be honest that Ben Shapiro is.

02:18:23.000 We'll do this.

02:18:24.000 Ben Shapiro can be a better representation of.

02:18:24.000 We'll do this.

02:18:25.000 You know what that means?

02:18:26.000 You know what this means?

02:18:28.000 But he's a little bit of a better representation of.

02:18:31.000 I think Ben Shapiro is honest.

02:18:33.000 I don't think Ben Shapiro is, for the most part, a liar.

02:18:33.000 Yeah.

02:18:36.000 Next, she provides. 0.60

02:18:40.000 Oh my gosh. 1.00

02:18:41.000 The fucking advertisements. 1.00

02:18:43.000 A long list of concerns. 1.00

02:18:44.000 Does anybody remember that?

02:18:45.000 I remember.

02:18:46.000 It's so funny how things like that you just kind of forget about.

02:18:49.000 But I used to do that all the time.

02:18:52.000 Oh, really? 1.00

02:18:53.000 Pussy, it means pussy. 1.00

02:18:54.000 You're being a pussy. 1.00

02:18:57.000 Oh, good times, man. 1.00

02:19:00.000 What does it mean?

02:19:00.000 People are saying, What does it mean?

02:19:04.000 It means pussy. 1.00

02:19:05.000 It means you're being a pussy. 1.00

02:19:07.000 You're just warming that with your fingers. 1.00

02:19:09.000 I remember in high school, we used to do that. 1.00

02:19:11.000 Or, I don't even know, middle school, high school, but dumb middle school bullshit. 0.99

02:19:17.000 But yeah, we would do that. 0.99

02:19:19.000 I hear this and it triggered my muscle memory.

02:19:22.000 It activated some muscle memory in my unconscious.

02:19:27.000 Hearing him, you know, pander. 1.00

02:19:28.000 Oh, it doesn't make it any better what I said about trans people. 0.96

02:19:39.000 Oh, okay, bro. 0.84

02:19:45.000 Oh, okay.

02:19:47.000 Hey, that's me.

02:19:51.000 Why can't anybody say my name?

02:19:53.000 It's not hard.

02:19:54.000 Nick Fuentes.

02:19:56.000 Fuentes.

02:19:57.000 Fuentes is acceptable.

02:19:59.000 Fuentes, I've heard.

02:20:01.000 These are all acceptable.

02:20:04.000 But Fentes, I think, is what JF Fentes, what does JLP call me?

02:20:12.000 Nick Fentes, Fentes, whatever.

02:20:15.000 Fuent.

02:20:16.000 It's like, well, it's not complicated, not hard.

02:20:21.000 Alex Jones couldn't say it.

02:20:23.000 It's Fuentis.

02:20:25.000 Fuentis.

02:20:26.000 It's like F W E N T I S. That's how I've pronounced it my whole life Fuentis.

02:20:35.000 Fuentis.

02:20:36.000 Fuentes, Fuentes, Fonte, Frenta.

02:20:42.000 I feel like Pete, boot, edge, edge.

02:20:45.000 I need that.

02:20:51.000 Okay, all right, more.

02:20:52.000 Run to release false personal information about my family life, which Caitlin later doubles down on.

02:20:58.000 Just so you can get an idea of who Hunter Avalon has been.

02:21:07.000 Yeah, Jesuit Lee Peterson, Nick Ponte.

02:21:17.000 Ponte!

02:21:19.000 It starts with an F! 1.00

02:21:22.000 At this point in the video, Caitlin is just grasping at straws and being extremely hypocritical.

02:21:27.000 She's attempting to say that because I went on a podcast with a YouTuber who defended Antifa and Marxism, that somehow reflects poorly on me.

02:21:36.000 Ironically enough, she says this just a little later.

02:21:39.000 Then in his video, he lies and says, I'm the one that wrote this tweet, even though he knows full well that I don't run the Liberty Hangout Twitter.

02:21:48.000 She actually has stated she thinks a monarchy is better than a complete democracy.

02:21:52.000 He wants you to hate me for things I didn't even say. 0.96

02:21:55.000 Interesting how Caitlyn Bennett is engaging in cheap, liberal tactics like guilt by association when I go on a podcast with someone whose beliefs don't align with my own. 1.00

02:22:05.000 It's funny how she's trying to smear me because I went on a podcast, but then she is the face of Liberty Hangout. 0.98

02:22:12.000 And doesn't want to be associated with any of their tweets.

02:22:15.000 Oh my gosh, this is just like so juvenile.

02:22:21.000 118,000 views for this.

02:22:24.000 And this is what like the masses watched, you know, 650,000 people subscribed to watch this.

02:22:31.000 Oh, Caitlin said, well, naturally, it's not true.

02:22:45.000 The comments are even better.

02:22:50.000 You know Hunter's about to get serious in a video when he doesn't call himself your favorite gay looking straight boy.

02:22:57.000 1.1 thousand likes for that one.

02:23:00.000 Dominic, an IQ at room temperature.

02:23:03.000 Hope he means Celsius, not Fahrenheit. 0.94

02:23:10.000 The girl with an IQ of room temperature is 10 times funnier when you're European. 0.97

02:23:19.000 I used to like both of you, but to be honest, you all act like a bunch of triggered SJWs now. 0.77

02:23:36.000 Logic has left the chat.

02:23:38.000 If Hunter really wanted to save his career, he would have dropped the edgy delivery of his videos, kept spewing Republican talking points, and see the digits rise.

02:23:48.000 But no, he deleted videos with millions of views, publicly disagrees with both sides of the political spectrum, causing lots of Republicans to hate him, whilst still being hated by the left.

02:24:00.000 That is literally the opposite of trying to save his career.

02:24:03.000 Hunter, I think you are paving the way for many people.

02:24:06.000 This echo chamber needs to stop on both sides.

02:24:10.000 Hashtag Hunter was a free thinker before it was cool.

02:24:19.000 You need to stop saying like all the time, though.

02:24:22.000 It's so 2019.

02:24:32.000 Starting your argument with calling your opponent a bimbo. 1.00

02:24:35.000 Good move. 1.00

02:24:42.000 I bet this ain't going to be his final response.

02:24:46.000 This dude has more finals than the band Kiss.

02:24:50.000 What does that even mean?

02:24:52.000 I'm 21.

02:24:53.000 What does that even mean?

02:24:54.000 I know who Kiss is.

02:24:58.000 Oh.

02:24:59.000 Comment section on YouTube is like the most red pilling thing in the world.

02:25:04.000 Hello, Pareto Principal Check.

02:25:05.000 Thank you.

02:25:15.000 Rather than trying to tear each other down, maybe offer each other constructive criticism.

02:25:21.000 Both of you are making good points.

02:25:23.000 You know, and this is actually almost worse than anything else in some ways.

02:25:27.000 A lot of people might not understand why, but it really allows you to enter into the brain form, the mindset of an NPC.

02:25:35.000 You know, imagine watching this video and like thoughtfully contributing to it with this comment, like thoughtfully responding in the comment section.

02:25:45.000 I need to comment on this. 0.99

02:25:48.000 Me, I'm watching these two fucking idiots go back and forth about juvenile internet drama, and now I need to add my two cents. 1.00

02:25:57.000 I need to throw my contribution in. 1.00

02:26:00.000 And, well, rather than trying to tear each other down, give each other constructive criticism instead.

02:26:09.000 You're both making good points.

02:26:13.000 It's like, I don't know, is it only me?

02:26:15.000 Is it only me?

02:26:17.000 A lot of people would hear me say that and they would say, What's wrong with that?

02:26:19.000 What's wrong?

02:26:20.000 That's a good point.

02:26:22.000 It's like I want to rip my eyes out when I see this.

02:26:24.000 I want to rip my eyes out.

02:26:26.000 I want to rip my eyeballs out of my head because of what I'm seeing and what it says about most people in the world.

02:26:35.000 I don't know if you're relating to that.

02:26:37.000 I don't know if that's hitting you.

02:26:40.000 But, you know, I see that and I'm like, I am alone.

02:26:46.000 I'm alone in the world.

02:26:48.000 I'm all alone.

02:26:50.000 I'm all alone.

02:26:52.000 I am the only one in the world that is not a robot.

02:26:58.000 That is not a hamster.

02:27:06.000 I cannot fathom how someone could watch this video and say that Caitlin is winning.

02:27:10.000 You can't convince me that all her viewers are in all 15.

02:27:34.000 Yeah.

02:27:40.000 I want to see if we can find a couple more good ones and then we'll resume.

02:27:44.000 Hey, here we go.

02:27:45.000 This is based.

02:27:46.000 Hunter is a TPUSA Conservative Inc. shell.

02:27:49.000 Remember, James?

02:27:50.000 See, this is that.

02:27:51.000 Now, that's a good comment.

02:27:52.000 You, sir, are going to get an upvote from me.

02:28:05.000 Why don't you like Ben Shapiro or Steven Crowder?

02:28:08.000 I think they are the nice kind of guy.

02:28:12.000 Oh, you know what?

02:28:14.000 There's something I want to show you.

02:28:17.000 Let me try to remember.

02:28:18.000 Oh, I can't remember it, though.

02:28:20.000 There was one YouTube comment section that was so bad, and it was a completely random video.

02:28:29.000 I'm going to try and remember it so I can show you what I'm thinking of.

02:28:36.000 It's this scene from Goodfellas.

02:28:39.000 Let me see if I can find the video.

02:28:41.000 Because I really wanted to.

02:28:43.000 This is a very important point, and I need to drive this home.

02:28:50.000 It's when he says, don't buy anything.

02:28:54.000 But I've got to find the right one and find the right comment section.

02:28:58.000 So let me see if I can find it.

02:28:59.000 And if I can find it, I'll show you, and it'll all make sense.

02:29:03.000 Okay, I promise.

02:29:05.000 Let's see.

02:29:12.000 And it's all going to be worth it.

02:29:14.000 Just give me a moment.

02:29:28.000 I don't know if this is the right one.

02:29:29.000 I don't believe this is the right one.

02:29:31.000 I got to find the right one.

02:29:33.000 There was one, because I was watching this random video, and the comment section was like so bad.

02:29:39.000 It was remarkable.

02:29:41.000 And I remember seeing that and being like, it's sort of like gang stalking.

02:29:46.000 It's like nobody will understand this.

02:29:49.000 Nobody will, if I explain this, nobody will get where I'm coming from.

02:29:53.000 But I have to find the right one.

02:29:58.000 Let's see.

02:29:59.000 So, I'm going to try and search it down for you.

02:30:02.000 We'll see if I get it.

02:30:06.000 Might be this one because it's got the most views.

02:30:10.000 Here it is.

02:30:11.000 Okay.

02:30:11.000 Here it is.

02:30:12.000 So, first, we're going to watch this.

02:30:14.000 If you've never seen this, this is the movie Goodfellas.

02:30:17.000 It's totally random.

02:30:18.000 Totally random, but it's the comment section that makes it.

02:30:21.000 If you're familiar, you know what this is.

02:30:24.000 If you're not, I guess we'll watch it so you get the context.

02:30:29.000 So, I'll explain what I mean.

02:30:31.000 We'll go into the comment section.

02:30:32.000 I'll show you.

02:30:33.000 It was the worst thing I ever saw in my whole life.

02:30:41.000 We could skip for it.

02:30:42.000 We could skip.

02:30:43.000 But it's telling me I'm excited.

02:30:45.000 It's a wedding gift. 1.00

02:30:46.000 I don't give a fuck whose name it's on. 1.00

02:30:48.000 Are you stupid or what? 1.00

02:30:49.000 Did you hear what I said? 1.00

02:30:50.000 Why is he so quiet?

02:30:53.000 What's the matter with you?

02:30:54.000 What are you getting excited for?

02:30:56.000 What am I getting excited about? 0.99

02:30:57.000 Because you're going to get us all fucking pinched. 0.99

02:30:58.000 That's why. 1.00

02:30:59.000 What are you, stupid? 1.00

02:31:00.000 What's the matter with you? 1.00

02:31:01.000 I apologize.

02:31:02.000 What's up?

02:31:02.000 What's the matter with you?

02:31:05.000 What the fuck is the matter with you? 1.00

02:31:14.000 I'm sorry. 0.99

02:31:18.000 What'd you say? 0.98

02:31:19.000 Are you being a fucking wise guy with me? 0.99

02:31:21.000 I'm sorry. 0.99

02:31:22.000 What did I tell you?

02:31:26.000 You don't buy anything, hear me?

02:31:28.000 Okay.

02:31:28.000 Well, we don't have to watch the whole thing.

02:31:31.000 But the gist of the scene, if you've never seen this movie, Goodfellas, Robert De Niro is playing a mobster.

02:31:39.000 They do a big heist on the airport.

02:31:43.000 They make tons of money.

02:31:44.000 They're at the Christmas party.

02:31:46.000 They're celebrating.

02:31:47.000 They just got away with it.

02:31:48.000 He tells people don't buy anything because if you buy something flashy, well, it draws attention and then, you know, you could get pinched, as he says.

02:31:58.000 If you buy, he buys a fur coat for his wife and then the next guy comes in and he buys his wife a car and he says, oh, why would you buy that car?

02:32:10.000 You know, get out of here.

02:32:11.000 And anyway, not important.

02:32:14.000 So I was watching this one night.

02:32:16.000 You know, as you do, you get.

02:32:17.000 Things in your recommended.

02:32:18.000 I was probably watching clips from The Sopranos or whatever, and this came up, and I'm watching it.

02:32:22.000 Classic scene.

02:32:23.000 If you've seen it, you know what it's about.

02:32:25.000 But I go into the comments section, and this is like, this just sent me.

02:32:31.000 Okay, I know it's totally random, but this just sent me.

02:32:34.000 Okay, check this out. 0.98

02:32:37.000 So, Narf comments I'd love to do a parody of this where people keep walking in with different expensive shit, and Jimmy keeps getting crazier and crazier. 0.97

02:32:51.000 Like, One guy would walk in with a gold grill and a bunch of strippers, then another guy comes in with a giraffe or something. 0.94

02:33:00.000 I think it could be a good bit.

02:33:02.000 Now, like, first of all, envision yourself commenting this. 0.93

02:33:06.000 Envision yourself, like, watching a funny scene and being like, what if, what if, you know, okay, I don't have to do the voice, retard voice, but, like, that to me was enough where I'm like, let's see the replies to this. 0.94

02:33:19.000 I want to see this kind of, like, play out, like an ant farm, kind of. 0.98

02:33:22.000 You know, I saw that.

02:33:24.000 What if it just got crazy and he kept getting more mad?

02:33:28.000 But the replies to it is really what makes it.

02:33:31.000 That would be wonderful.

02:33:32.000 Do it. 1.00

02:33:34.000 Yeah, the last guy gets an airport themed parade float with bags of money and scantily clad chicks holding machine guns under a banner saying, We did it. 0.99

02:33:43.000 We fucking did it. 0.87

02:33:45.000 And the joke, of course, there would be airport themed parade float. 1.00

02:33:48.000 They did a heist at an airport and they got away with it.

02:33:52.000 He doesn't want conspicuous items.

02:33:54.000 Because it would blow their cover that they did the heist.

02:33:57.000 So the joke here is well, it gets crazier and crazier.

02:34:00.000 And then the last guy, it's so crazy, it's so on the nose and explicit.

02:34:05.000 And that would be the joke.

02:34:07.000 It would be an admission of guilt.

02:34:08.000 It's airport themed, parade float, and it's money.

02:34:15.000 Who would comment this?

02:34:16.000 Why would you do this?

02:34:18.000 Who would comment this?

02:34:21.000 Great idea.

02:34:24.000 Narf, you're a funny guy.

02:34:25.000 You know that?

02:34:26.000 A funny guy.

02:34:27.000 Dude, do it.

02:34:28.000 It's a genuinely good sketch idea.

02:34:32.000 You just need to either pitch it to somebody who has the money to support it or put it together yourself, says Orange Joe.

02:34:40.000 Then we have somebody with a line from the movie.

02:34:42.000 Funny how?

02:34:43.000 Do I amuse you?

02:34:43.000 Am I a clown?

02:34:44.000 Oh, I get it.

02:34:45.000 That's funny because they say that in the movie.

02:34:48.000 Narf, a pet lion with gold hair beads.

02:34:51.000 I guess that's like another contribution to this sketch idea, which is being fleshed out here.

02:34:58.000 You know the way you tell the stories?

02:34:59.000 It's funny.

02:35:00.000 That's funny because that's the next line from that scene that this guy's saying.

02:35:07.000 Narf, this would be epic for SNL where Bob hosts.

02:35:11.000 Bob being Robert De Niro.

02:35:15.000 Yes, it would be a good bit.

02:35:16.000 Somebody concurs.

02:35:18.000 Imagine if he visits and sees the Christmas tree.

02:35:21.000 That's another part from the movie.

02:35:23.000 If SNL were funny at the time, that is a bit they should have done.

02:35:27.000 Narf, yeah, that would be funny.

02:35:30.000 Here, get this.

02:35:32.000 That would be hilarious.

02:35:33.000 Or, even better, imagine.

02:35:37.000 Imagine the scene where he calls to find out if Tommy has been made.

02:35:40.000 If Jimmy just couldn't understand what Vinny meant by he's gone. 0.99

02:35:43.000 Vinny just kept saying stupid shit like, come on, Jimmy, he's gone. 1.00

02:35:47.000 Gone where? 1.00

02:35:47.000 Fishing? 1.00

02:35:48.000 No, Jimmy.

02:35:49.000 He's not with us more.

02:35:50.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:35:51.000 So where the fuck did he go? 0.99

02:35:52.000 Bowling? 0.99

02:35:52.000 No, Jimmy. 0.99

02:35:54.000 Another comedy sketch. 0.91

02:35:55.000 Another Goodfellas inspired comedy sketch where it's funny because it's slapstick and silly.

02:36:03.000 There's another.

02:36:04.000 Robert De Niro gets called.

02:36:05.000 I don't want to spoil the movie, but Robert De Niro gets called on the payphone and they say, oh, your friend died.

02:36:10.000 He's gone.

02:36:11.000 Where did he go?

02:36:13.000 He's dead.

02:36:14.000 Well, what if he didn't hear him and he just kept saying crazy things?

02:36:18.000 Narf, get to near on SNL ASAP.

02:36:23.000 Narf, okay, something, something.

02:36:27.000 Yeah, someone should do a parody of this.

02:36:28.000 Wait, there's one more good one in here that I remember.

02:36:33.000 Some guy flies in on a helicopter.

02:36:35.000 It's in my mother's name.

02:36:37.000 I totally get that. 0.99

02:36:38.000 That's a brilliant fucking idea. 0.99

02:36:40.000 LMAO, hilarious. 0.99

02:36:42.000 Jimmy, he's gone.

02:36:43.000 Gone home?

02:36:44.000 Just call his mom.

02:36:45.000 Dude, that would be funny.

02:36:48.000 Jimmy, it's called an iPod.

02:36:50.000 I bought a time machine.

02:36:52.000 Okay.

02:36:54.000 Here's another funny man.

02:36:56.000 Jimmy, it's called an iPod.

02:36:57.000 I bought a time machine and went to the future to get it.

02:37:00.000 There's zero paper trail. 1.00

02:37:02.000 Dude, what are you, a fucking idiot, man? 1.00

02:37:07.000 Here's the best one. 1.00

02:37:08.000 That would be awesome.

02:37:09.000 Copyright that idea.

02:37:11.000 Someone is going to steal it.

02:37:18.000 LOL, I figured that, but I don't have the budget to pull something like this off.

02:37:22.000 So if I saw it on SNL, that would be cool with me.

02:37:26.000 He's referring to the exploit.

02:37:27.000 What did the exploit say?

02:37:30.000 The exploit says to NARF, that would be awesome.

02:37:33.000 Copyright that idea, someone is going to steal it.

02:37:35.000 NARF responds, LOL, I figured that, but I don't have the budget to pull off my sketch idea.

02:37:42.000 So if I saw my sketch idea on SNL, if the writers of SNL saw my comment, And stole my idea?

02:37:50.000 That would be cool with me.

02:37:51.000 Okay.

02:37:51.000 Well, I'm glad Narf would be cool.

02:37:53.000 If the writers of Saturday Night Live saw his comment on this video and stole his comedy sketch idea and they did it, well, Narf wouldn't be mad that he didn't copyright it and have the rights to it because he doesn't have the money to fund his sketch idea that he wrote in this comment to make it a reality.

02:38:12.000 So if somebody else wanted to take his funny idea and make it happen, well, that wouldn't bother him.

02:38:17.000 I guess as long as.

02:38:19.000 Somebody made that joke and brought it to fulfillment.

02:38:21.000 Okay, well, I'm glad we got that cleared up.

02:38:23.000 I'm glad we got all that taken care of.

02:38:31.000 Here's a better one.

02:38:34.000 There's so much.

02:38:37.000 Giraffe.

02:38:38.000 LOL.

02:38:39.000 Yes.

02:38:41.000 I'd like to see Senor Jimmy shows up at Henry's and he freaks out about him getting the most expensive Christmas tree.

02:38:47.000 Perform it and stop writing about it.

02:38:48.000 What are you waiting for?

02:38:50.000 Yeah, right? 1.00

02:38:51.000 Come on, Narf.

02:38:52.000 What are you just going to write a comment about a sketch idea based on Goodfellas? 0.99

02:38:57.000 Stop just fucking writing about it and perform it. 0.99

02:39:01.000 Oh, perform it, man. 0.99

02:39:03.000 Yeah, what are you waiting for?

02:39:05.000 This would be an amazing sketch.

02:39:06.000 I'd love to see it.

02:39:07.000 I'd like to petition for that.

02:39:08.000 Yeah, let's get a petition going for Narf's Goodfellas sketch.

02:39:13.000 Sounds like a waste of time.

02:39:14.000 Yeah, maybe a little reality here.

02:39:17.000 Maybe we're getting a little reality check from DFD Dag Tie.

02:39:22.000 Yeah.

02:39:24.000 You know, now that I think about it, you know, you're right.

02:39:27.000 It does sound like all the production going into creating the sketch idea.

02:39:31.000 I mean, maybe it'd be funny, but probably a waste of time.

02:39:34.000 Yeah, thanks for the reality check.

02:39:38.000 Family Guy should work on this seriously.

02:39:42.000 Yeah.

02:39:42.000 LOL.

02:39:43.000 Call of Family Guy, right?

02:39:45.000 Yeah, maybe Saturday Night.

02:39:46.000 If Saturday Night Live doesn't get it, we should get Family Guy to do it.

02:39:49.000 I agree.

02:39:50.000 Let's get in here.

02:39:51.000 Let's work on this.

02:39:56.000 And, what if they bought stuff that wasn't available in the time period, like a PS4 or a MacBook?

02:40:07.000 And, what if they got things that weren't even available at the time?

02:40:15.000 That would be silly.

02:40:21.000 You know, they're bringing in all the expensive items. 0.56

02:40:23.000 It's getting crazier and crazier.

02:40:25.000 And to top off the craziness, the silliness of the sketch, we're even going to break the laws of the sketch.

02:40:32.000 We're going to break the sort of internal rules in this created universe of the comedy sketch.

02:40:38.000 And we're going to even go outside the bounds of time itself.

02:40:43.000 To exaggerate it to a whole new level.

02:40:47.000 You know, the car, the giraffe, and now we're going to incorporate something anachronistic, like a MacBook or a PS4, and the juxtaposition of something that isn't even invented yet will further highlight the ridiculousness of these items.

02:41:07.000 And that is funny. 0.96

02:41:11.000 Narf, Ricky says, Narf, holy shit, that would be hilarious. 0.98

02:41:15.000 I can see it now. 0.99

02:41:15.000 Ayo, Jimmy, look what I got. 0.99

02:41:18.000 Walks in with a lion on a leash, and Jimmy goes, I don't believe this.

02:41:21.000 You're going to get us all pinched.

02:41:23.000 What? 1.00

02:41:23.000 Are you stupid or what? 1.00

02:41:24.000 Yeah, that would be funny. 1.00

02:41:31.000 And at the end, here we go.

02:41:34.000 So we've got an idea, and at the end, the cops show up and put Jimmy in handcuffs and take him away.

02:41:39.000 And he acts like he doesn't even care anymore because everybody's driving him crazy.

02:41:42.000 That's a good idea.

02:41:43.000 That's sort of an interesting idea.

02:41:44.000 Well, that's one way we can end this.

02:41:46.000 But let's keep brainstorming.

02:41:49.000 And De Niro repeats himself, so he starts looking like Howard Hughes.

02:41:52.000 We got a reference to the aviator there.

02:41:57.000 And now, and now, we've also got another.

02:42:02.000 We can tell that this guy kind of, you know, James Cagney.

02:42:05.000 James Cagney, of course, old Hollywood movie star.

02:42:08.000 You know, this guy kind of knows his stuff.

02:42:10.000 Not only does he know Goodfellas, but he also knows the aviator.

02:42:13.000 Yeah, he keeps repeating himself just like in that other movie, yep. 1.00

02:42:17.000 With a fucking giraffe. 1.00

02:42:20.000 Yo, uh, that's literally with a fucking giraffe. 1.00

02:42:45.000 Ha ha ha. 1.00

02:42:47.000 It's a giraffe.

02:42:51.000 I don't want. 1.00

02:42:54.000 I can't be alive anymore.

02:42:57.000 Don't make me alive anymore.

02:42:59.000 The idea has SNL all over it.

02:43:02.000 They could do it until Jimmy's head explodes.

02:43:05.000 Sounds like Key and Peel do it.

02:43:07.000 That'll be so funny.

02:43:09.000 Key and Peel do a skit where they wear fresher and fresher hats every scene.

02:43:14.000 LOLOLOL.

02:43:15.000 It's actually pretty funny.

02:43:17.000 Side note sorry if someone mentioned this already.

02:43:19.000 There are 65 comments, and I don't feel like scrolling through them all.

02:43:23.000 Oh, well, thanks for the clarification.

02:43:25.000 Apology accepted.

02:43:27.000 I don't think anybody else mentioned the idea of Key and Peel doing this sketch idea with the hat component.

02:43:36.000 But you're forgiven.

02:43:37.000 I understand why you might think someone else came up with that because there are so many replies here, because there are so many contributions to this working sketch idea.

02:43:46.000 I would understand why you might think why somebody would have come up with the key and peel hat idea for the sketch.

02:43:54.000 But no, that's the first one I've heard.

02:44:00.000 Here we go.

02:44:00.000 That's a good idea.

02:44:01.000 Jimmy two times could walk in wearing a panda fur jacket with Lufthansa or bust embroidered on the back of it.

02:44:07.000 Yeah.

02:44:08.000 Narf.

02:44:08.000 Wish there was a parody of this.

02:44:09.000 Your sketch idea is gold.

02:44:11.000 LOL.

02:44:12.000 The guy with the giraffe gets whacked.

02:44:14.000 And so does the giraffe.

02:44:15.000 And so does the giraffe, too.

02:44:19.000 Oh man, it just keeps getting funnier and funnier.

02:44:21.000 We're all comedians.

02:44:23.000 It just keeps getting funnier.

02:44:25.000 And Narf, at the end of the parody, Jimmy has a heart attack and croaks, and they buy him an expensive coffin.

02:44:32.000 Yeah, the giraffe part would be the best part. 0.71

02:44:35.000 LOL. 1.00

02:44:36.000 Subbing to you, hoping it happens.

02:44:43.000 Let's all subscribe to Narf's YouTube channel on the offhand chance that he actually ends up producing.

02:44:51.000 The sketch idea based on his reply to this video.

02:44:57.000 W. Teff, are you doing? 1.00

02:44:58.000 Are you stupid? 1.00

02:44:58.000 Okay, so we've got quotes from the movie. 1.00

02:45:02.000 Here we've got a real scholar.

02:45:02.000 Hyperbole.

02:45:05.000 Hyperbole is the essence of comedy.

02:45:09.000 Dude walks in with Hope Diamond.

02:45:11.000 What did I tell you?

02:45:12.000 Yeah.

02:45:13.000 And that is really the core of the joke.

02:45:16.000 That is really the nucleus of the joke, is the hyperbolic nature.

02:45:24.000 Taking it further and further for comedic effect, exaggerating it to absurd proportions.

02:45:31.000 Yeah, yes, I agree.

02:45:32.000 Hyperbole is the essence of comedy, and nowhere is more true than this sketch idea.

02:45:40.000 I stole this.

02:45:42.000 Great idea.

02:45:42.000 Starring the present day equivalent of John Cleese in Fawlty Towers in the role of Jimmy.

02:45:50.000 Are you saved?

02:45:51.000 If you die tonight, will you go to heaven or hell?

02:45:53.000 Finally, something relevant. 0.98

02:45:55.000 Finally, something that makes sense here.

02:45:58.000 Wow.

02:45:59.000 So we've got some, the gospel is the good news.

02:46:02.000 That is really true.

02:46:03.000 I don't actually know how that's relevant to the sketch idea comment on the Goodfellas clip.

02:46:10.000 But thanks for, I guess, you know, hey, well, we're going to save Narf's soul.

02:46:15.000 If we don't get the sketch idea, we are going to get this guy to heaven. 0.98

02:46:20.000 Fucking hysterical idea, actually. 0.97

02:46:22.000 That's actually funny. 0.99

02:46:25.000 That's actually funny.

02:46:26.000 I wrote to that comment, what's my reaction?

02:46:29.000 That's actually funny. 0.88

02:46:31.000 Lauren Michaels, yeah, get him on the case.

02:46:33.000 Lauren, yeah, get him on.

02:46:34.000 Just the name.

02:46:35.000 Get him on.

02:46:36.000 Call him up. 0.97

02:46:39.000 And after she walks in with the mink, some wise guy walks in with a snow leopard with diamond encrusted lead. 0.96

02:46:48.000 Lead, lead, a lead like a leash.

02:46:54.000 Then, just as Jimmy loses it completely, a wide walks in dressed as Michael Jackson with black shoes, white socks, and a diamond encrusted white glove and says, Hey, Jimmy, meet Tito.

02:47:12.000 No, it would be much funnier to go the other direction.

02:47:15.000 Have him flip out over a wool sweater, then a t shirt, then jeans.

02:47:19.000 Hyperbole in the other direction.

02:47:22.000 He's over exaggerating over smaller and smaller things.

02:47:27.000 And people are like, why are you going crazy over that? 0.96

02:47:30.000 That's silly.

02:47:32.000 Or for De Niro, Trump walks in and wins 2020, and Robert's head explodes.

02:47:37.000 Why'd you have to make him political?

02:47:39.000 That's not okay.

02:47:48.000 Okay, now

02:49:03.000 I've made my.

02:49:05.000 I feel like a great weight has been lifted off my shoulder.

02:49:08.000 I'm one of them.

02:49:12.000 I've become one of them.

02:49:14.000 I feel much more at home, actually.

02:49:20.000 Smells like a skunk in here all of a sudden.

02:49:27.000 I don't know.

02:49:27.000 I don't think that's me.

02:49:29.000 Anyway, that's weird.

02:49:35.000 I'm just going, maybe I'm just going crazy.

02:49:36.000 Maybe I'm just losing my mind.

02:49:43.000 You still haven't, you still, Big Al, Big Al, you still haven't done it?

02:49:48.000 What's the matter with you? 1.00

02:49:50.000 What the fuck is the matter with you? 1.00

02:49:52.000 Oh, like the quote. 1.00

02:49:53.000 Just picturing it is making me laugh.

02:49:55.000 That's a funny idea, XD. 0.99

02:49:58.000 Fuck not. 1.00

02:50:00.000 It sounds a lot like a family guy skit. 1.00

02:50:03.000 Good observation.

02:50:05.000 LMFAO, OMG, I'm dying, LOL, LOL.

02:50:09.000 Who's Jay Santos?

02:50:10.000 Where's Jay's comment?

02:50:11.000 We've got to find where's Jay.

02:50:15.000 I don't know.

02:50:16.000 I don't want to lose my place.

02:50:17.000 I don't want to scroll around too far.

02:50:20.000 Aha.

02:50:21.000 That's some.

02:50:23.000 Every first letter of every word is capitalized.

02:50:27.000 Every first letter of.

02:50:30.000 The first letter of every word is capitalized.

02:50:32.000 Aha. 0.99

02:50:32.000 That's some funny shit. 0.99

02:50:33.000 Book it. 0.99

02:50:34.000 I'll pay for it with my leftovers from the Lufthansa heist.

02:50:37.000 Yeah, Jimmy just starts killing people at the Christmas party for what they bought.

02:50:41.000 More would be first. 0.99

02:50:42.000 He can't keep his mouth shut.

02:50:44.000 The character in the movie can't keep his mouth shut.

02:50:47.000 He would be the first one to die if that happened.

02:50:51.000 Here we have another one sort of breaking the mold here.

02:50:55.000 Or 500 people stopped watching the stream because this has just been going on and on.

02:51:01.000 But I don't care.

02:51:04.000 Or he could keep going crazy about smaller and smaller purchases.

02:51:08.000 The next scene, Jimmy walks in and yells at Henry for getting the most expensive tree they had. 1.00

02:51:12.000 You fucking nuts. 1.00

02:51:13.000 Didn't I say not to buy anything big for a while, not to attract attention? 1.00

02:51:17.000 Then he sees the gold outfits on the Barbie dolls.

02:51:22.000 He takes the dresses off the dolls and pushes them at Henry.

02:51:22.000 Excuse me.

02:51:25.000 Take them back.

02:51:26.000 Bring them back where you got them.

02:51:27.000 I don't care.

02:51:28.000 Get rid of them.

02:51:29.000 I don't believe this.

02:51:30.000 In two days, one guy gets a caddy, another guy gets a mink, another guy buys gold outfits and a tree he covers in glitter.

02:51:40.000 And it goes on.

02:51:42.000 And it goes on.

02:51:45.000 And it goes on and on.

02:51:48.000 Now it's you guys.

02:51:50.000 Now it's you guys.

02:51:53.000 Stempai genius idea, man.

02:51:56.000 Now every.

02:51:56.000 Okay, well, now it's our NPCs.

02:51:58.000 Now it's our guys.

02:52:00.000 Hey, King, thanks for it.

02:52:01.000 Nick is smart and handsome.

02:52:02.000 So true.

02:52:03.000 Sup, King?

02:52:04.000 Where am I?

02:52:06.000 Dude, I'm really hungry all of a sudden.

02:52:09.000 Oh, hey, man.

02:52:10.000 This idea was really funny.

02:52:11.000 But.

02:52:12.000 Why did you have to drag politics into it?

02:52:14.000 Isn't everything so politicized enough as it is?

02:52:16.000 Can't enjoy anything without politics these days.

02:52:16.000 Sheesh.

02:52:19.000 Love or hate them.

02:52:20.000 I just wish you could enjoy things again without everything having to be so polarizing and about politics.

02:52:20.000 Trump, that is.

02:52:25.000 Anyway, sorry if this is really long, but I just feel strongly about this.

02:52:28.000 Have a nice day.

02:52:37.000 We need to get, we need to get.

02:52:45.000 Your business idea needs a website, so go to Wix.com.

02:52:49.000 I know what you're thinking, another Wix ad.

02:52:55.000 This is the energy.

02:52:56.000 This is the energy we're on right now.

02:53:00.000 When I'm reading through these.

02:53:01.000 Samuel L. Jackson, every movie ever.

02:53:43.000 Come on, be honest.

02:53:44.000 We all considered killing Murray. 0.94

02:53:45.000 He was annoying as hell. 0.91

02:54:59.000 Hello! 0.83

02:55:06.000 That's like poison.

02:55:07.000 It's like literally.

02:55:10.000 Seeing that is harder for me to watch than like people getting decapitated.

02:55:15.000 It's easier for me to watch like that video of those two Norwegian girls that were hiking and got their heads chopped off, which I watched.

02:55:24.000 It's like easier for me to watch a guy get exploded by an anti aircraft gun, you know, or that there was that one time when that kid blew his head off with a shotgun, an R9K, and then everyone was posting suicide snuff movies.

02:55:38.000 It's like.

02:55:39.000 Much easier to watch that than to look at this, I swear.

02:55:48.000 No, I'm exaggerating.

02:55:49.000 That's an example of hyperbole, which is, of course, the essence of comedy.

02:55:54.000 I am joking when I say that, but it is to give you an idea of the magnitude of just kind of what that represents and why it's kind of troubling on an existential level.

02:56:13.000 What does that say?

02:56:14.000 What does that say about us?

02:56:18.000 What does that say?

02:56:19.000 I don't know.

02:56:20.000 Am I like that?

02:56:21.000 Am I like that?

02:56:22.000 Am I that?

02:56:24.000 Are we all that?

02:56:26.000 Are some like that and some not?

02:56:28.000 But what does that say?

02:56:32.000 Will these people be saved?

02:56:35.000 Is there anything to be saved there?

02:56:38.000 Is there anything there?

02:56:40.000 Is the question, maybe, right?

02:56:42.000 I mean.

02:56:49.000 That is what I think about.

02:56:54.000 Catboy says, watch cat videos.

02:56:56.000 Yeah, maybe that'd be a little lighter.

02:57:00.000 I think I'm going to game.

02:57:01.000 I think I'm going to game right now.

02:57:08.000 Yeah, time to game.

02:57:10.000 What should I play?

02:57:11.000 That's going to be the straw poll.

02:57:12.000 That is my next straw poll.

02:57:14.000 Let me get some music going so my headphones don't keep turning off.

02:57:18.000 I am going to put on a really good album for you.

02:57:21.000 I've been meaning to play this.

02:57:26.000 It's the album I Want You by Marvin Gaye, one of my favorites of all time.

02:57:33.000 And I just came across this song the other day and I forgot how much I loved it.

02:57:38.000 So I'm just going to throw a little Marvin Gaye on and I'll make, excuse me, another poll.

02:57:44.000 And we'll see kind of where we are.

02:58:01.000 Man, I can't.

02:58:02.000 I like, I'm literally like shaking because of that.

02:58:04.000 And I don't know if it's because I'm hungry or if it's because I'm just like disturbed to my core.

02:58:18.000 Whoops.

02:58:20.000 Call of Duty.

02:58:21.000 What other games do I have?

02:58:24.000 I have.

02:58:31.000 What else?

02:58:32.000 What else could I play that I want to play?

02:58:35.000 Hmm.

02:58:44.000 None of these games are really exciting to me, except for Call of Duty, honestly.

02:58:52.000 Yeah, I might just play Call of Duty, honestly.

02:58:54.000 I told you I was going to give you a poll, but I don't actually feel like playing anything else.

02:59:03.000 So, how about this?

02:59:05.000 We'll do.

02:59:06.000 Maybe I'll play Clone Hero.

02:59:08.000 We'll do Call of Duty.

02:59:09.000 Clone Hero seems like acceptable to me.

02:59:13.000 And.

02:59:18.000 What could be our third option?

02:59:22.000 Maybe Realm Royale?

02:59:32.000 I don't really want to.

02:59:32.000 I don't feel like playing Civ, honestly.

02:59:35.000 Okay.

02:59:36.000 I've created our poll.

02:59:44.000 Apex? 1.00

02:59:45.000 You mean Gaypex? 1.00

02:59:46.000 I'm not playing Gaypex Legends. 1.00

02:59:48.000 And I'm not playing Grand Theft Auto either. 0.98

02:59:50.000 I don't want to play Grand Theft Auto.

03:00:07.000 Alright, I'm putting the link back in.

03:00:15.000 This is an epic song.

03:00:22.000 This song is from the album I Want You by Marvin Gaye. 0.98

03:00:26.000 And you actually probably don't even know about this album unless you're black.

03:00:32.000 People know about Marvin Gaye, and they know about, you know, what's going on and all the hits. 0.98

03:00:39.000 But unless you're black, you don't know about this album, which is epic. 0.74

03:00:46.000 And I was listening to this, there was a version of this song that I was listening to the other day, and I was like, this is only like 30 seconds.

03:00:52.000 And I found out that there's, I was thinking of the unedited version.

03:00:57.000 I heard, like, there's, this is the unedited version of a different song, and I heard the edited version.

03:01:02.000 I'm like, this doesn't, this should be longer.

03:01:06.000 And I searched it up, and lo and behold, I found the unedited version, which I haven't heard in years.

03:01:11.000 And I was very excited by that, so.

03:01:14.000 I don't know if you're interested in all that backstory, but there you go.

03:01:27.000 Okay, so it's looking like kind of a tight race here between.

03:01:31.000 It's a very tight race here between Clone Hero and Call of Duty.

03:01:35.000 What's it gonna be?

03:01:36.000 Is it gonna be Clone Hero?

03:01:37.000 Is it gonna be Call of Duty?

03:01:40.000 I don't know.

03:01:41.000 Do I have any snacks down here?

03:01:43.000 I'm like really hungry.

03:01:46.000 All I have is candy, all I have is Hershey's Kisses, which I got on like the day after Christmas.

03:02:08.000 It's not tight at all.

03:02:10.000 No, it's a tight race.

03:02:11.000 It's a close, it's neck and neck right now.

03:02:15.000 A real photo finish.

03:02:25.000 It is really close right now.

03:02:27.000 I don't know which one's gonna win.

03:02:29.000 I don't even know if there's a clear winner, actually.

03:02:35.000 I don't even think there's a clear winner here.

03:02:45.000 And but what do you do?

03:02:45.000 It's like a coin flip.

03:02:53.000 Chuck Schumer says, why are you always hungry, Nick?

03:02:55.000 Because I'm growing.

03:03:07.000 I like to forget to eat.

03:03:10.000 I get engrossed in something and I get so focused on something that I literally forget to do anything else.

03:03:16.000 Sleeping, eating, going to the bathroom.

03:03:21.000 That's how I am.

03:03:25.000 Last thing I ate was that Popeye sandwich.

03:03:27.000 That was the only thing I ate all day.

03:03:34.000 And that was at 7 30.

03:03:36.000 So I haven't eaten anything in six hours.

03:03:43.000 And I didn't eat anything all day.

03:03:45.000 I woke up at like noon.

03:03:55.000 I ate dinner yesterday at like 6 o'clock.

03:04:06.000 So, in the past, what would that be?

03:04:10.000 35 hours, all I've had is a chicken sandwich.

03:04:19.000 Okay, well, it's still neck to neck.

03:04:24.000 I'm not going to call it until we get a clear winner.

03:04:28.000 Like, overwhelming win here.

03:04:36.000 So.

03:04:43.000 I mean, this is close.

03:04:44.000 I've never seen anything like this before.

03:04:51.000 I can't call it.

03:04:52.000 Can't call it.

03:04:53.000 Can't call it Clear Victor.

03:04:55.000 Until, you know, maybe if this option pulls ahead slightly, maybe I would call it.

03:05:02.000 Or, you know, either one.

03:05:04.000 If either one pulls ahead, I might be able to call it.

03:05:06.000 But I can't do it.

03:05:08.000 We'll have to refresh, see if we got some more votes. 0.99

03:05:11.000 Are you fucking kidding me? 1.00

03:05:12.000 Are you fucking kidding me? 1.00

03:05:14.000 Why would you do that? 1.00

03:05:16.000 Why would you?

03:05:16.000 Somebody's cheating.

03:05:17.000 Somebody's.

03:05:18.000 The whole thing's rigged.

03:05:21.000 700 people did not vote for Clone Hero.

03:05:23.000 Okay?

03:05:25.000 So, it leads me to believe that if Clone Hero is disqualified for cheating, then Call of Duty wins.

03:05:35.000 Clone Hero clearly.

03:05:38.000 Clearly spammed the results.

03:05:41.000 Because 700 people never vote in these polls.

03:05:44.000 So, you.

03:05:45.000 This one cheats.

03:05:47.000 And it is therefore forfeited.

03:05:50.000 So, I suppose we're going to have to play Call of Duty, which is no problem because Rust just came out and that's going to be very fun.

03:05:59.000 So, let me just go into my dashboard here and change the category.

03:06:16.000 Rigged, yeah, rigged.

03:06:17.000 Rigged in favor of Clone Hero.

03:06:18.000 Look at this.

03:06:19.000 Look, I told you.

03:06:20.000 I told you it's.

03:06:22.000 Oh, no, no.

03:06:22.000 Never mind.

03:06:24.000 Wow, looks like democracy is happening here.

03:06:29.000 Something very special is happening tonight.

03:06:37.000 This is incredible.

03:06:43.000 I've never seen anything.

03:06:44.000 Wow. 1.00

03:06:45.000 Really inspiring to see the Knicker Nation coming out here. 1.00

03:06:48.000 Yeah, well, we can't call it now. 1.00

03:06:50.000 There's no way.

03:06:53.000 It's not slowing this.

03:06:55.000 No, you're not supposed to be slowing down here.

03:06:59.000 Well, you know, because of that resurgence of Call of Duty, you know, it's just got to be Call of Duty.

03:07:05.000 Okay.

03:07:07.000 So let me just put on and launch the game that we all want to see.

03:07:14.000 You know it.

03:07:15.000 You love it.

03:07:17.000 Call of Duty Modern Warfare Rust.

03:07:20.000 You want to see me play this game?

03:07:22.000 Okay.

03:07:22.000 That's what you wanted.

03:07:24.000 And that's, and I always give the people what they want.

03:07:28.000 Even if they don't know what they want, I mean, but they will get it.

03:07:33.000 You'll get what you need.

03:07:41.000 I might play Clone Hero later.

03:07:45.000 I might play Clone Hero.

03:07:46.000 Maybe I'll play a couple of songs at the end of the stream if I feel like it.

03:07:50.000 But it's already 1 30.

03:07:51.000 I'm kind of hungry.

03:07:52.000 I'm feeling famished.

03:07:53.000 How much longer can I go without eating?

03:07:57.000 How much longer can I go without having some kind of a snack?

03:08:00.000 Oh, there's a sandwich in the refrigerator.

03:08:02.000 Just realized.

03:08:03.000 There's a turkey and provolone sandwich and a cut up apple in the refrigerator.

03:08:09.000 All I'd have to do is go and retrieve it.

03:08:12.000 But I think I might wait until after the stream.

03:08:20.000 But I've got to go to bed a little bit early because I'm going to see Kanye tomorrow, actually, at the Sunday service.

03:08:28.000 I got tickets for Sunday service.

03:08:30.000 So.

03:08:44.000 So I got a.

03:08:48.000 God, I can't be up too late tonight.

03:08:52.000 Maybe I'll go to bed at like 4, wake up at noon.

03:08:56.000 Wake up at 3 or 4, wake up at noon.

03:08:58.000 And I think that should give me enough time to get ready and get down there.

03:09:19.000 Cool, all right, so we'll restart here.

03:09:30.000 I hope I don't see anybody I know there.

03:09:32.000 I would really be not happy if somebody was like, hey, I want to go do my thing.

03:09:39.000 I want to go in Schmood, okay?

03:09:41.000 I don't know.

03:09:42.000 If you see me there and you're friendly, yeah, maybe you could say hi, I guess.

03:09:47.000 Maybe you could talk to me.

03:09:54.000 But it always freaks me out when people recognize me because I don't know.

03:09:56.000 Are they going to try and inject me with an AIDS needle? 0.88

03:10:00.000 Are they going to try and shoot me with the heart attack gun? 0.99

03:10:02.000 Like, what's going to happen? 0.97

03:10:07.000 When I went to the Andrew Yang thing last year, some black guy came up to me and he's like, Are you Nick Fuentes? 1.00

03:10:13.000 I'm like, Gosh, fuck. 1.00

03:10:15.000 Damn it. 1.00

03:10:16.000 My luck just ran out. 0.99

03:10:18.000 And he was a fan of the show. 0.99

03:10:20.000 He was like a black wignat. 0.96

03:10:25.000 He likes TRS. 1.00

03:10:33.000 I was like, Damn it. 0.99

03:10:35.000 What's going on? 0.99

03:10:39.000 That's a true story, by the way.

03:10:43.000 Are you kidding me?

03:10:44.000 Okay.

03:10:47.000 Tell me, by the way, how the audio levels are.

03:10:49.000 If the audio is too loud or something.

03:10:52.000 This game's really loud, so.

03:10:57.000 What is this?

03:10:58.000 Oh, it's all Valentine's Day themed.

03:11:00.000 Yeah, that's nice.

03:11:02.000 Where's Rust?

03:11:03.000 Oh, there it is.

03:11:04.000 Okay.

03:11:05.000 Oh, ha ha ha.

03:11:06.000 Double date.

03:11:07.000 Friends of Benefits.

03:11:07.000 Third wheel.

03:11:08.000 Wow, funny. 0.96

03:11:10.000 Wow, funny.

03:11:11.000 That's really hilarious.

03:11:23.000 What GPU does Nick have?

03:11:25.000 I have a 1070, GTX 1070.

03:11:33.000 Or is it, yeah, 1070.

03:11:36.000 Is it a TI?

03:11:37.000 I don't know.

03:11:38.000 I think it's just a 10, I don't believe it's a TI.

03:11:51.000 I'm excited to play Rust.

03:11:54.000 I only played this a couple of times, the Rust update, so it should be fun.

03:12:01.000 Remember when Nick barked no when he scrolled too far the other day?

03:12:05.000 No.

03:12:06.000 I don't know what that means.

03:12:19.000 Based, I sold my 1070 for a 1080 when the 2080 came out.

03:12:24.000 Oh, cool!

03:12:26.000 Cool.

03:12:46.000 groipe?

03:12:47.000 Groipe Klantag?

03:13:00.000 Hey, Kensney.

03:13:01.000 Kensney says, Hey, Nick, what's up?

03:13:04.000 Nothing much, big guy.

03:13:05.000 What's going on with you?

03:13:08.000 I'm just schmooting.

03:13:15.000 What should I use for rust?

03:13:17.000 Rust is sort of fast paced.

03:13:19.000 Fast paced.

03:13:21.000 I need a loadout with a submachine gun as my primary weapon because I don't have that.

03:13:38.000 Alright, this is a warm up round.

03:13:40.000 Yeah, this is gonna be warming up.

03:13:44.000 I'm not super familiar with this map.

03:13:46.000 I've kinda like honestly forgotten it because it's been.

03:13:50.000 This is from Modern Warfare 2, right?

03:13:52.000 So this is like 10 years old.

03:13:55.000 So I don't exactly remember the layout.

03:13:58.000 Bruh!

03:14:05.000 I'm not happy with my.

03:14:06.000 Performance here.

03:14:08.000 Yeah, alright.

03:14:11.000 We got one.

03:14:12.000 We got one.

03:14:14.000 Don't say I've never killed anybody. 1.00

03:14:19.000 Damn it. 0.99

03:14:22.000 Map is unfamiliar. 0.99

03:14:22.000 Yeah. 0.99

03:14:24.000 You know, we've got some, uh.

03:14:24.000 Warm up round.

03:14:26.000 We've got some problems here.

03:14:33.000 Aim check?

03:14:34.000 Yeah.

03:14:36.000 Good aim?

03:14:39.000 Ah!

03:14:40.000 Pro gamer moves.

03:14:42.000 This is what happens when you rig the pole. 1.00

03:14:43.000 Dude, shut up! 1.00

03:14:44.000 It's a small map. 1.00

03:14:45.000 Everybody knows it's just a small map.

03:14:47.000 Look, like that guy just, you know.

03:14:49.000 Oh!

03:14:51.000 Oh, come on!

03:14:52.000 Oh my gosh!

03:14:54.000 I'm getting.

03:14:55.000 Wow.

03:14:57.000 I'm getting warmed up.

03:14:58.000 Stop laughing at me.

03:14:59.000 Don't look at me.

03:15:00.000 Don't look at me.

03:15:01.000 Stop watching my gameplay.

03:15:05.000 I'm getting myself loose.

03:15:08.000 I'm getting myself nice and loose.

03:15:11.000 And ready.

03:15:13.000 Wow, okay.

03:15:15.000 I need to.

03:15:16.000 What it is is I need to focus.

03:15:17.000 I'm too focused on making excuses for this poor gameplay instead of focusing on aiming.

03:15:25.000 Oh!

03:15:29.000 Okay, now, okay, yeah.

03:15:30.000 Now we're talking.

03:15:33.000 Nick, how are you so good at this game? 0.99

03:15:35.000 Dude, why don't you shut up? 1.00

03:15:37.000 Why don't you shut your mouth? 1.00

03:15:40.000 Uh oh. 0.99

03:15:41.000 That guy just.

03:15:42.000 That was good.

03:15:43.000 Now that was good.

03:15:44.000 That was precise.

03:15:46.000 Precision.

03:15:47.000 Oh!

03:15:48.000 Aw, come on.

03:15:49.000 Well, that guy just snuck up on me.

03:15:52.000 That one wasn't even fair.

03:15:56.000 I'm getting my sea legs. 1.00

03:15:58.000 Aw, shit. 0.99

03:15:58.000 That guy popped out of me. 0.99

03:16:02.000 It's cheap shots.

03:16:03.000 Cheap shot.

03:16:12.000 Why is the FPS bad? 0.98

03:16:14.000 Dude, what the fuck does that even mean? 0.98

03:16:17.000 Stop complaining about Te. 0.99

03:16:18.000 Well, the FPS is bad. 1.00

03:16:20.000 Dude, why don't you blow it out your ass? 1.00

03:16:21.000 I always hate when people do that. 1.00

03:16:27.000 I don't even know what that means.

03:16:27.000 What does that even.

03:16:30.000 Well, I know what FPS stands for, but I can't tell the difference.

03:16:43.000 Trying to get up here.

03:16:48.000 That's my guy.

03:16:50.000 Oh, that's my teammate.

03:17:02.000 Try and sneak across here.

03:17:05.000 Cutting across the map.

03:17:08.000 Oh, you know what?

03:17:08.000 I think it's just lagging on the stream.

03:17:10.000 It's not.

03:17:10.000 The frame rate's not bad for me, but I think the game capture's, like. goofy.

03:17:18.000 You know what I mean?

03:17:20.000 I'll have to go in and see.

03:17:27.000 Maybe if I do a game capture instead of the auto detect.

03:17:33.000 Maybe that'll improve the frame rate.

03:17:37.000 Whoops.

03:17:37.000 Are you kidding?

03:17:38.000 How did that guy get behind me? 1.00

03:17:41.000 Damn it. 0.99

03:17:46.000 My frame rate is fine, I'm pretty sure. 0.99

03:17:48.000 What's my frame rate?

03:17:52.000 Custom.

03:17:55.000 Unlimited.

03:17:56.000 What's my custom?

03:17:57.000 60 frames?

03:17:59.000 That's not bad, is it?

03:18:00.000 60 frames?

03:18:04.000 What should it be?

03:18:15.000 I don't think Nick would be playing if it looked this choppy.

03:18:18.000 I think it's either Streamlabs or DLive.

03:18:22.000 OBS or DLive.

03:18:27.000 6D is good.

03:18:28.000 Yeah.

03:18:30.000 Yeah, so it's not my game.

03:18:32.000 It's the broadcast, which is the problem.

03:18:43.000 Okay, owned.

03:18:51.000 Alright, you know what?

03:18:51.000 Ah!

03:18:53.000 I'm gonna switch it up a little bit, and maybe I'll have more luck with the different class.

03:18:58.000 Maybe I'll try this guy.

03:19:00.000 Let's try this on for size.

03:19:01.000 If the aiming's problematic, this isn't gonna work, actually, because you need the one shot for this guy to work.

03:19:13.000 Ah!

03:19:16.000 UAV check.

03:19:17.000 I don't need to use it yet.

03:19:18.000 We're not.

03:19:18.000 You know, I'll use it when I'm ready.

03:19:20.000 Of course.

03:19:24.000 Cool.

03:19:24.000 60 is decadent.

03:19:27.000 I don't know what's higher, though.

03:19:29.000 People just complain.

03:19:50.000 There's a guy over here.

03:19:52.000 Guy on me?

03:19:53.000 Where'd he go?

03:19:55.000 There he is.

03:19:58.000 Ah!

03:19:59.000 How did this guy sneak up on me? 1.00

03:20:26.000 Eat shit. 1.00

03:20:29.000 Epic gamer move. 1.00

03:20:32.000 Pro gamer moment.

03:20:34.000 Whoa!

03:20:43.000 Oh my gosh!

03:20:45.000 There's too much going on.

03:20:47.000 This map is too, like.

03:21:01.000 What is that?

03:21:02.000 I can't even just go anywhere.

03:21:12.000 Oh.

03:21:13.000 Come on. 0.97

03:21:13.000 Ah! 0.97

03:21:22.000 Oh, I didn't know that was I thought that was just regular smoke.

03:21:45.000 How am I doing compared?

03:21:46.000 Okay, see, so I'm not doing bad relative to everybody else.

03:21:50.000 I'm one of the top scorers actually on my team, so.

03:21:54.000 Everybody's ridiculing me, but I'm actually not doing terrible.

03:21:58.000 That was clean.

03:21:58.000 Oh, see, look at that.

03:22:00.000 Clean headshot there.

03:22:02.000 Oh, that guy.

03:22:03.000 Almost got that guy.

03:22:04.000 I hit him.

03:22:05.000 Got a hit marker.

03:22:08.000 Oh, my God.

03:22:38.000 Couldn't get a clear shot.

03:22:40.000 Ah! 1.00

03:22:56.000 Get up, bitch! 1.00

03:22:57.000 Come on! 1.00

03:22:57.000 Ah! 1.00

03:23:01.000 Damn. 1.00

03:23:02.000 See, I'm up there. 1.00

03:23:03.000 I'm up there.

03:23:04.000 I'm up there.

03:23:04.000 I'm doing a good job.

03:23:08.000 For a warm up round?

03:23:09.000 Are you kidding me?

03:23:11.000 Are you kidding me for a warm up?

03:23:13.000 And I'm kind of at the top of the leaderboard?

03:23:17.000 right up there with the best oh I didn't even see that guy

03:23:55.000 oh Whoops, what's that?

03:24:04.000 Okay, see?

03:24:05.000 Look at that.

03:24:06.000 Top score.

03:24:08.000 And that's the warm up.

03:24:09.000 That's the first act.

03:24:18.000 Yeah, hello?

03:24:20.000 I should be recognized for that.

03:24:21.000 Everybody's laughing at me in chat.

03:24:24.000 Well, I did better than everyone except for this guy.

03:24:35.000 I died 34.

03:24:35.000 I died a lot of times, though.

03:24:37.000 But I got a lot of kills.

03:24:42.000 It's not about how many times you die, it's how many times you kill other people.

03:24:47.000 That's the metric.

03:25:08.000 Should I do this one?

03:25:10.000 I think this one's a little better.

03:25:11.000 I'll try it.

03:25:13.000 Let's try that.

03:25:22.000 Try that.

03:25:22.000 I'm going to switch it up a little bit.

03:25:29.000 Car 98K.

03:25:30.000 I don't really like the Car 98.

03:25:31.000 I prefer the one I have.

03:25:34.000 What is it called?

03:25:38.000 I prefer the carbine.

03:25:40.000 Yeah.

03:25:42.000 Let's try this.

03:25:47.000 This is kind of cool.

03:25:48.000 We got a submachine gun, and then we have sort of like a scout sniper here.

03:25:53.000 Yeah, you know what on second thought that's really not gonna be good headquarters Capture each HQ as it comes online Let's try the let's try the goofy class Uh oh!

03:26:17.000 That was good.

03:26:21.000 Good work.

03:26:24.000 Are you kidding?

03:26:34.000 Not even hitting my shots.

03:26:39.000 Okay, well, that was just a spawn kill.

03:26:41.000 I can't be blamed for that one.

03:26:43.000 There we go.

03:26:53.000 Sniper sniped him ah

03:27:37.000 Where even is it?

03:27:38.000 There he is.

03:27:39.000 Got him? 0.95

03:27:48.000 You just collect your free kill.

03:27:49.000 You go out there with an RPG and you just simply collect your free kill.

03:27:58.000 Oh!

03:28:00.000 Ah!

03:28:04.000 Jaden says he's asleep.

03:28:08.000 Jaden, check?

03:28:10.000 Yeah, Jaden is better at this game than me, but that's because Jaden plays this game more than me.

03:28:17.000 That's all Jaden does.

03:28:22.000 I'm literally.

03:28:25.000 I'm like a busy, serious worker.

03:28:29.000 And, you know, Jaden's just like gaming all the time.

03:28:33.000 So, how can you expect me to be better?

03:28:50.000 Assist?

03:28:58.000 Go off?

03:29:13.000 Jaden says, I don't play this game. 1.00

03:29:15.000 Dude, shut up. 1.00

03:29:16.000 Yeah, you do. 1.00

03:29:22.000 Such a liar. 1.00

03:29:27.000 Jaden, why do you like to lie? 0.99

03:29:33.000 Are you kidding? 1.00

03:29:35.000 What the fuck was that? 0.99

03:29:37.000 Direct RPG doesn't die? 0.99

03:29:41.000 Kidding me?

03:29:45.000 That's gonna be my kill, actually. 0.96

03:29:48.000 I think I'll take that one. 0.97

03:29:50.000 Please.

03:30:01.000 No beans.

03:30:05.000 Oh, come on!

03:30:07.000 What was that?

03:30:10.000 Yeah, that was a pretty quick, sly, slick move there. 0.61

03:30:17.000 Throw the gas at him.

03:30:26.000 Uh oh. 1.00

03:30:34.000 AHHHHH Barely missed.

03:30:42.000 Barely missed my shot.

03:30:54.000 Who's uh is that us?

03:30:58.000 That is not us.

03:31:01.000 Yes, it is.

03:31:01.000 Is it?

03:31:02.000 There is our guy.

03:31:05.000 That is our helicopter.

03:31:25.000 Oh, are you?

03:31:25.000 How?

03:31:26.000 How did I?

03:31:26.000 How did that happen?

03:31:31.000 Oh, you're gay. 1.00

03:31:47.000 Bitch, he stole my tactic. 1.00

03:31:49.000 That makes me mad. 1.00

03:31:53.000 That was personal.

03:32:05.000 Are you kidding? 1.00

03:32:09.000 How stupid. 1.00

03:32:10.000 See all the guys, 1.00

03:32:40.000 all those people spawn all at once.

03:32:43.000 Like that.

03:32:44.000 Oh, what? 1.00

03:32:45.000 Ah, motherfucker. 1.00

03:32:47.000 People just keep sneaking up on me. 1.00

03:32:51.000 Too much.

03:32:51.000 Too much happening, though.

03:32:53.000 I'm just gonna go goofy. 0.52

03:32:59.000 Let's just go goofy.

03:33:01.000 It's not long range enough.

03:33:05.000 Medium distances here, I'm not gonna be able to cover.

03:33:19.000 I'm gonna get this headquarter a while.

03:33:24.000 Ah! 1.00

03:33:25.000 Motherfucker. 1.00

03:33:26.000 I'll just 1.00

03:33:57.000 load him up with shotgun shots from like, a mile away. 0.99

03:34:07.000 Hi. 0.97

03:34:08.000 I will try a different class.

03:34:10.000 I'm gonna try this one again.

03:34:16.000 I think this is the winner.

03:34:19.000 Oh, what?

03:34:20.000 Come on. 0.66

03:34:22.000 Come on.

03:34:32.000 Are you okay, right?

03:34:48.000 I like this sight.

03:34:50.000 The monocle?

03:34:51.000 That's nice.

03:34:58.000 Oh! 0.99

03:34:59.000 Damn it. 0.99

03:35:02.000 Oh, yeah, it is really. 0.99

03:35:03.000 I'm watching the stream, it is pretty choppy on the stream.

03:35:09.000 Not much I can do about that.

03:35:19.000 Oh, ah, ah.

03:35:26.000 Cop really?

03:35:30.000 Not much to do about that.

03:35:58.000 Oh, it's right on me.

03:35:59.000 Are you serious?

03:36:00.000 Oh, that's cool. 1.00

03:36:01.000 Shit, bro. 1.00

03:36:25.000 Oh, my gosh! 1.00

03:36:27.000 I did terrible that time.

03:36:29.000 19?

03:36:31.000 Well, I was messing around with the RPG for, like, half the match, so I don't know if it makes sense.

03:37:07.000 Where's the, uh, oh, there it is.

03:37:11.000 Hmm.

03:37:18.000 Hmm.

03:37:51.000 I need to make a class for this map.

03:37:53.000 None of these are really cutting it.

03:37:58.000 Maybe I'll just go back to the old, old faithful M4.

03:38:28.000 Where even is that guy? 1.00

03:38:34.000 Seriously? 0.88

03:38:36.000 I want to see the kill cam on this. 0.94

03:38:40.000 Nice.

03:38:41.000 Oh, really?

03:39:34.000 Seriously?

03:39:35.000 They just spawned behind you?

03:39:39.000 Yeah, there it is again.

03:40:01.000 Where even was that from?

03:40:04.000 Nice!

03:40:05.000 Oh, cool.

03:40:12.000 I hate this map.

03:40:15.000 I thought this map was fun, but it's not.

03:40:46.000 This isn't working.

03:40:50.000 I'm gonna go back to this. 0.98

03:41:00.000 Are you fucking kidding me? 0.99

03:41:23.000 What the f- Oh, is that a team deathmatch? 1.00

03:41:25.000 Bruh.

03:41:47.000 Well, I didn't do bad as level one Alex.

03:42:08.000 Give me a sec.

03:42:09.000 Okay, yeah.

03:42:10.000 Let me give me a sec to actually make a class.

03:42:14.000 What should we do for Rust? 0.88

03:42:18.000 Probably makes sense to have what would be the most sensible loadout?

03:42:30.000 Probably an SMG.

03:42:34.000 Maybe I'll go with this. 1.00

03:42:39.000 What the fuck? 0.99

03:42:53.000 What's really the difference here? 1.00

03:43:02.000 We all go with that.

03:43:06.000 And I don't know, a shotgun?

03:43:08.000 Does that make sense?

03:43:46.000 Okay, I think I'll do that.

03:43:53.000 This thing's glitching like crazy here.

03:44:08.000 Okay, let's see if that works better.

03:44:11.000 Let's try that.

03:44:15.000 Jaden says no scope.

03:44:17.000 You need a scope because if you're going to use an SMG for longer distance, you need more zoom.

03:44:24.000 Need a better zoom, more precision.

03:44:51.000 Yeah, these are the.

03:44:53.000 It seems like there's too many people for this map.

03:44:55.000 You know, six or six on six, 12 guys in this map seems a little excessive.

03:45:07.000 Let's see how this goes.

03:45:08.000 Let's see if this is better.

03:45:14.000 Maybe I should have used the AUG.

03:45:18.000 Why would you use an SMG?

03:45:20.000 It's not long distance, it's medium distance.

03:45:23.000 Short and medium distance.

03:45:42.000 Are you kidding?

03:46:07.000 Yeah, this might be the gun for this map for sure. 0.95

03:46:11.000 Oh I fucking hate when people get on top of the thing. 0.87

03:46:38.000 Like, can't even step out without getting lasered. 0.98

03:46:41.000 What the 1.00

03:47:17.000 fuck? 1.00

03:47:51.000 Nice! 1.00

03:47:52.000 Yeah.

03:47:56.000 Ah, yeah.

03:47:57.000 That guy that was hiding up there and then he peeked out.

03:48:00.000 Yeah, no, he got me.

03:48:02.000 Good move.

03:48:03.000 This is

03:49:27.000 cool. 1.00

03:49:50.000 Yeah, fuck you. 1.00

03:49:54.000 Oh, that's me. 1.00

03:49:55.000 That's my shadow.

03:49:55.000 Ha!

03:49:57.000 Ha!

03:50:09.000 I don't have much ammo left.

03:50:17.000 Might as well.

03:50:18.000 Okay, really? 1.00

03:50:44.000 This game is so fucking stupid. 1.00

03:50:47.000 Seriously? 1.00

03:51:08.000 Yeah, this map sucks. 0.69

03:51:29.000 Yeah, maybe I'll just play some quick play here. 0.98

03:52:03.000 Ugh, no, hate that map.

03:52:08.000 I need good maps.

03:52:10.000 I need a good map.

03:52:20.000 Not the cave, not the other Middle East one.

03:52:24.000 What's the other Middle East map, the other desert map?

03:52:34.000 Yeah, this is fine.

03:52:37.000 What's oh, that's the okay Jaden says, How's your night going, big guy?

03:52:51.000 Was watching the Benny video and fell asleep.

03:52:55.000 It's going okay.

03:52:56.000 Just hungry.

03:53:01.000 Jaden.

03:53:02.000 Sleepy Jaden.

03:53:06.000 Can't even stay awake.

03:53:14.000 He's sleeping.

03:53:16.000 Low energy Jaden.

03:53:18.000 That's what I call him.

03:53:25.000 He's low energy.

03:53:30.000 You watch Jaden's streams, and he's, like, sleeping.

03:53:49.000 There he is.

03:53:57.000 There's that joker.

03:54:01.000 Get a load of this Joker.

03:54:19.000 Are you joking?

03:54:21.000 What even happened to my flashbang?

03:54:22.000 Just like didn't even hit.

03:54:25.000 Jaden says drop your address in chat and I'll send you a pizza and coke.

03:54:29.000 Oh, get right on that.

03:54:30.000 Yeah, I'll post my address.

03:54:34.000 I can't be eating a pizza and coke.

03:54:36.000 Now it's 2 20 a.m.

03:54:38.000 I'm gonna get a sandwich and water.

03:54:48.000 Pepsi.

03:54:48.000 If I drink coke or Pepsi, it's gonna keep me up all night.

03:54:51.000 I gotta get to bed.

03:54:53.000 So I can see Kanye tomorrow.

03:55:24.000 Uh-oh. 1.00

03:55:27.000 He's shit. 1.00

03:55:31.000 Eat shit. 1.00

03:55:33.000 That was a very effective play. 1.00

03:55:35.000 Otherwise, we're going to lose the thing.

03:55:38.000 We're going to lose Alpha.

03:55:42.000 That was very smart of me.

03:55:46.000 Oh, they already got him.

03:55:50.000 Whoa.

03:55:50.000 They're cleaning up on Alpha.

03:55:54.000 We've got to get in there.

03:56:13.000 Or is there even...

03:56:14.000 Okay, where is everybody?

03:56:32.000 Me just hanging out.

03:56:34.000 I'm just pulling here.

03:56:37.000 I don't see any guys.

03:56:41.000 I literally haven't seen anybody in like a while.

03:56:41.000 What?

03:56:47.000 I don't get it.

03:57:10.000 Like, is it me?

03:58:45.000 Boomer Uncle says, Get a selfie with Kanye with both of you in MAGA hats.

03:58:49.000 Wow, great idea.

03:59:08.000 Ah, this 1.00

03:59:39.000 is so dumb. 1.00

03:59:40.000 They're like not even. 1.00

03:59:42.000 Are there even that many people playing?

03:59:44.000 How could there be ten people and you just like hardly run into them at all?

04:00:07.000 I didn't even die that many times because I didn't even see anybody. 0.99

04:00:14.000 That was dumb. 0.51

04:00:32.000 Where's my, uh, which one's the new one? 0.99

04:00:53.000 What's going on?

04:00:57.000 Where's the new card?

04:00:58.000 I don't see it.

04:01:08.000 It's green because there's supposed to be a new one I unlocked.

04:01:14.000 But I don't see it, right?

04:01:24.000 What the heck?

04:02:42.000 That was coming from oh! 0.94

04:02:45.000 Nice.

04:03:07.000 Come on.

04:03:56.000 Nice aim.

04:04:00.000 Nice.

04:04:08.000 I don't like this game.

04:04:23.000 We're a guy up here.

04:05:46.000 What was that even?

04:06:01.000 Oh my gosh, just like okay, so everybody's not doing so hot, huh?

04:06:22.000 Nice.

04:08:23.000 Yo, epic.

04:08:26.000 Go off. 1.00

04:08:32.000 Ah, faggot. 1.00

04:08:34.000 Drop shot, bitch. 1.00

04:08:37.000 VTOL check. 1.00

04:08:45.000 Yeah.

04:08:48.000 Ah!

04:08:56.000 Where do I do the targeted strike?

04:09:01.000 Where would be a good location? 0.99

04:09:07.000 Oh shit! 1.00

04:09:11.000 Are you kidding? 1.00

04:09:24.000 You're not about to kill my VTOL, bro.

04:09:29.000 Yo, 18 kills? 1.00

04:09:31.000 Aw, damn. 1.00

04:10:22.000 Okay. 0.99

04:10:24.000 There were two guys, with one on my left.

04:10:37.000 I'm by far the dominant player here on the squad.

04:10:43.000 Easily.

04:10:56.000 Oh! 0.79

04:10:57.000 No. 1.00

04:10:58.000 Good shit. 1.00

04:11:21.000 What the... 1.00

04:11:22.000 I didn't get any points for that.

04:11:33.000 There's a guy up here, right?

04:11:35.000 Ah!

04:11:37.000 Do it. 1.00

04:11:39.000 Yeah, bitch! 1.00

04:11:41.000 Fuck you. 1.00

04:11:43.000 Fuck you. 1.00

04:12:00.000 Are you kidding? 1.00

04:12:01.000 You get back here, bro. 1.00

04:12:05.000 What a bitch. 1.00

04:12:06.000 What an idiot. 1.00

04:12:10.000 I hate that guy. 1.00

04:12:11.000 Whoever's playing as that guy, fucking hate him. 1.00

04:12:33.000 What? 1.00

04:12:33.000 Yeah, dumb. 1.00

04:12:34.000 Alright, well, I'm. 1.00

04:12:39.000 Are you kidding me?

04:12:39.000 What?

04:12:41.000 Because you got one more capture than me?

04:12:43.000 I should have been number one.

04:12:45.000 27 kills?

04:12:51.000 27 kills, four captures?

04:12:54.000 Should have been me.

04:13:05.000 All right, well, that's going to be my last round.

04:13:08.000 I'm tired.

04:13:09.000 I got to go to bed.

04:13:11.000 I got to have my sandwich.

04:13:15.000 So, robbed.

04:13:17.000 Yeah, I did.

04:13:18.000 I did get robbed.

04:13:21.000 All right.

04:13:22.000 Well, that's the stream.

04:13:24.000 That's the stream.

04:13:26.000 But I think that's going to do it for me.

04:13:29.000 I'm going to wrap it up.

04:13:35.000 But thanks for watching.

04:13:36.000 Sorry I didn't read any of these lemons.

04:13:39.000 Like 80,000 lemons didn't even read anything. 0.99

04:13:45.000 These are mostly dumb. 1.00

04:13:48.000 A lot of dumb comments, anyway. 1.00

04:13:50.000 No offense. 1.00

04:13:58.000 Let's see.

04:13:59.000 Bobby Schmerta-Groyper says PJW's last couple videos have been based.

04:14:05.000 Yeah, I agree.

04:14:07.000 Great take.

04:14:08.000 Fraticelli says King of King Energy right here.

04:14:11.000 Best lifting accompaniment ever.

04:14:15.000 Glad to hear it.

04:14:16.000 Romantic Nick says Can you collaborate with Narf in the near future?

04:14:19.000 You literally sound like one of the people in that thread when you say things like that.

04:14:24.000 Big Money Wage says I will fund the sketch.

04:14:26.000 Yeah, that is what we need.

04:14:28.000 Purist Catholic says SP something.

04:14:34.000 Okay.

04:14:35.000 Tandrew says YouTube comments remind me of kids who added and then to funny jokes.

04:14:40.000 Remember that one from school?

04:14:41.000 Yeah, I can relate.

04:14:45.000 S something says get a Whopper.

04:14:47.000 No, I don't eat Burger King.

04:14:49.000 Gross.

04:14:52.000 Okay. 0.88

04:14:54.000 So those are our lemons.

04:14:56.000 So thanks for the lemons.

04:14:58.000 Thanks for watching.

04:14:59.000 Hope you enjoyed the stream.

04:15:01.000 I might stream tomorrow.

04:15:02.000 I might not.

04:15:03.000 But if you don't hear from me on Telegram, Probably not going to stream.

04:15:07.000 So I'll see you possibly tomorrow, but Monday at the latest.

04:15:12.000 So, like I said, thanks for the lemons.

04:15:17.000 Hope you liked the streams.

04:15:18.000 Kind of all over the place.

04:15:19.000 Kind of a long stream, too, right?

04:15:21.000 What, like four hours or something?

04:15:23.000 Pretty crazy.

04:15:24.000 I think even longer than that.

04:15:26.000 But I will see you on Monday.

04:15:28.000 Until then, enjoy the rest of your weekend.

04:15:31.000 Good night.

04:15:38.000 Americanism, not globalism, will be our credo.

04:15:45.000 It's going to be only America first.

04:15:50.000 America first. 0.99

04:15:54.000 The American people will come first once again. 0.68

04:16:06.000 With respect, the respect that we do From this day forward, it's going to be only America first.

04:16:23.000 America first. 0.53

America First - Nicholas J. Fuentes - February 20, 2020

hanging out and vibing

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