America First - Nicholas J. Fuentes - April 30, 2020


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Length

4 hours and 49 minutes

Words per minute

94.32

Word count

27,305

Sentence count

3,677

Harmful content

Misogyny

161

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Toxicity

860

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Hate speech

400

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Rapper Chance the Rapper drops a new album and it s a doosey banger. Chance drops the first single of the new album, I'm Gonna Be My Girl. and the rest is downhill from there.

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00:00:04.000 Raps just made me anxious, and action made me crazy.
00:00:14.000 Them squares just made me looser, that wax just made me lazy.
00:00:18.000 And I still make this song, and I'ma make another.
00:00:21.000 If you ever actually hit me, better watch out for my brother.
00:00:24.000 Better bet, I'll take that deal.
00:00:25.000 Gotta watch out for my mother, get a watch with all that glitters. 0.97
00:00:28.000 Coming clutters, different colors. 0.90
00:00:30.000 Been a baller, been for butler, sofa, hit a stainer.
00:00:32.000 Did I stutter?
00:00:33.000 Did a ton of drugs, and did better than all my alma mater. 0.99
00:00:36.000 Motherfucking money, then. 0.99
00:00:38.000 Honey's in, Galilee, make a joke, bow in those head and piggyback on balance and flee Balancing on sport, density and fucking pure joy Nightly searches for our bed and I just came off tour with Troy But I can't complain, I got some motherfucking business How many lab partners have I fucked since I got suspended? 1.00
00:00:54.000 Mr. Bennett, you didn't did it, you did it, you did it. 1.00
00:00:57.000 You did a good ass job, you did a good ass job, you know, you Work, 0.99
00:01:32.000 it's a shame. 0.98
00:01:33.000 But got our goods, where I could have been better kicking dirt on the streets of the lanes.
00:01:36.000 Keep a tab on my exes, keep some X on my tongue.
00:01:39.000 Keep my workout in Texas, that's just me flexing my lungs.
00:01:42.000 See them showing they teeth, that's just them flapping they gums.
00:01:45.000 If they biting, I'm snapping, quack, quack, collapsing the lungs.
00:01:48.000 Call me Chancellor, the rapper, please say the rapper, magic the word. 1.00
00:02:02.000 It's just us, you trust your bottom bitch, my stuff, I'm fucking fucked. 1.00
00:03:50.000 I chose this cutie power in whom I wanna be And I apologize if this message gets you down Then I cc'd every girl that I cc'd round town And hit to see y'all frown but I'd rather see her smiling Wetness all around me, true But I'm no island Peninsula maybe, makes no sense, I know crazy Give up all this pussycat that's in my lap No looking back, 1.00
00:04:11.000 spaceships Don't come equipped with rear view mirrors They dip as quick as they can, the atmosphere is now ripped I'm so like a pimp I'm glad it's night, so the light from the sun would not burn me on my bum when I shoot the moon. 0.99
00:04:24.000 Hide, jump the broom, like a preemie out the womb.
00:04:27.000 My partner yelling too soon, don't do it. 1.00
00:04:30.000 Reconsider, read some litter.
00:04:33.000 Sure, on the subject, you sure? 1.00
00:04:35.000 Fuck it, you know we got your back like chiropractic. 1.00
00:04:38.000 If that bitch do you dirty, we'll wipe her ass out as in detergent. 1.00
00:04:42.000 Now hurry, hurry, go on to the altar. 1.00
00:04:45.000 I know you ain't a pimp, but pimp, remember what I taught you.
00:04:48.000 Keep your heart, three stacks.
00:04:49.000 Keep your heart, ay, keep your heart, three stacks.
00:04:52.000 Keep your heart, man.
00:04:54.000 These girls smart, respect these girls smart.
00:04:57.000 Play your part, play your part. 1.00
00:04:59.000 My bitch, a choosy lover never fuck without a rubber. 1.00
00:05:03.000 Never in the seats like it on top of the cover. 1.00
00:05:06.000 Money on the dresser, drive a compressor. 1.00
00:05:10.000 Top notch hoes get the most, not the lesser. 1.00
00:05:13.000 Trash like the fuck with $40 in the club. 1.00
00:05:16.000 Fucking up the game, bitch, it gets no love. 1.00
00:05:19.000 She be cross country, giving all that she got. 1.00
00:05:22.000 A thousand a pop, I'm pulling billions off the lot.
00:05:25.000 Smashed up the gray one, bought me a red.
00:05:28.000 Every time we hit the parking lot, we turn head. 1.00
00:05:31.000 Some hoes wanna choose, but them bitches too scary. 1.00
00:05:34.000 Your bitch chose me, you ain't a pimp, you a fairy. 1.00
00:05:49.000 Baby, you been rolling solo, time to get down with the team. 1.00
00:05:52.000 The Grand Sabrina on that other side, if you know what I mean, I show you shit you never seen. 0.98
00:05:57.000 It's seven wonders of the world, world. 0.98
00:05:59.000 And I can make you the eighth if you wanna be my girl, world. 0.98
00:06:02.000 When I say my girl, I don't mean my woman, that ain't my style.
00:06:05.000 Need a real street stalker, stalker, walk a green mile.
00:06:08.000 Keep piling up the paper on the dining room table, cause you able to realize I'm the truth and not a fable. 0.98
00:06:14.000 We rockin' Russian stable, keep that chiller on the rack. 0.99
00:06:17.000 What I look like with the thousand dollar shit up on my back, I'm a million dollar. 1.00
00:06:21.000 They need a billion dollar bitch. 1.00
00:06:23.000 Put my pippin' in your life. 1.00
00:06:25.000 Watch your daddy get rich.
00:06:26.000 Easy as ABC.
00:06:28.000 Simple as one, two, three.
00:06:29.000 Get down with UGK.
00:06:30.000 Pimp GB, U, W, B. Cause what's a hoe with no pimp? 1.00
00:06:34.000 And what's a pimp with no hoes? 1.00
00:06:35.000 Don't be a lame, you know the game and how it goes. 1.00
00:06:38.000 We try to get toes.
00:06:52.000 Decisions with precision.
00:06:53.000 I pick or make my selection on who I choose to be. 0.56
00:06:57.000 Bit girl, don't touch my protection.
00:06:59.000 I know you won't need to slip, but slipping is something I don't do.
00:07:02.000 Tipping for life, that's like making it rain every month on schedule.
00:07:07.000 Let me tell you, get your power solemn weller, cause it's gonna get better.
00:07:11.000 Better, prepare you for the sea.
00:07:12.000 Suppose she supposed to spend it on that baby, but we see she don't. 1.00
00:07:16.000 Ass ass, Paul McCartney. 1.00
00:07:17.000 The lawyers couldn't stop. 1.00
00:07:19.000 They slaughter, slaughter of them. 0.93
00:07:20.000 Pockets had to tie to a rock, Send her into powder space, I know he wish he could. 1.00
00:07:25.000 Cause he's paging 20k a day, that bitch is eating good. 1.00
00:07:28.000 Like an infant on a double D titty, just getting clumped. 1.00
00:07:31.000 Cause you miscalculated the next to the last bump.
00:07:34.000 Dump, dump in the gut, raw from the giddy up.
00:07:37.000 Better choose the right one or pick, pick the kitties up. 0.97
00:07:40.000 Oh, city, this is an invitation to my gangsta name.
00:08:08.000 Na, na, na, na, na, na.
00:08:10.000 That turn, that turn, and that's that. 1.00
00:08:29.000 Right here is rough as fuck. 1.00
00:08:31.000 These hoes out here were bout the bucks. 1.00
00:08:34.000 These fools out here were praying to bust. 1.00
00:08:36.000 I have no fear, were praying to bust. 1.00
00:08:39.000 And with my fears, I'm coming up. 1.00
00:08:41.000 Fools talk real loud, but don't run up. 1.00
00:08:44.000 When we come through, they run and duck. 1.00
00:08:46.000 We still right here, so what the fuck? 1.00
00:08:48.000 Nigga, I'm tired of these niggas barking that shit. 1.00
00:08:51.000 Talking the shit from the concrete, but ain't talking the shit. 1.00
00:08:54.000 And videos and the bitch polls and the throwback. 1.00
00:08:56.000 Holding the gap. 1.00
00:08:57.000 Ain't gon' bust and know that. 1.00
00:08:59.000 Everything does see brain, and we don't fuck with niggas in khaki G-strings. 1.00
00:09:04.000 Fuck moving, I'm clearing the crowd. 1.00
00:09:05.000 It's that who banking bandana, grimin' him now, the original. 1.00
00:09:09.000 Evacuate the building, bitch. 1.00
00:09:10.000 Here come a claim. 1.00
00:09:11.000 No, it's the mad ass Westside cutting that gang. 1.00
00:09:14.000 And fuck what you claim, nigga, this who bang. 1.00
00:09:16.000 With enough game to drive a square, bitch, insane. 1.00
00:09:19.000 And we number one gunners, no, we ain't stunners. 1.00
00:09:21.000 It's real with us, homie killers and drug runners. 0.97
00:09:24.000 And Mac beat a D-boy and the H-2 Hummer. 1.00
00:09:26.000 Looking hotter than a motherfucking LA summer, let's go. 0.99
00:09:29.000 This game right here is rough as fuckin'. 1.00
00:09:32.000 These hoes out here about the bucks. 1.00
00:09:34.000 These fools out here afraid to bust. 1.00
00:09:37.000 I have no fear, afraid of what? 1.00
00:09:40.000 And with my fears, I'm coming up. 1.00
00:09:42.000 Fools talk real loud, but don't run up. 1.00
00:09:44.000 When we come through, they run and duck. 1.00
00:09:47.000 We still right here, so what the fuck is Ice Cube talking about? 1.00
00:09:51.000 That's how you get these nuts parked in your mouth. 1.00
00:09:54.000 West Side Ride, bitch, the same old shit. 1.00
00:09:56.000 I don't conversate with pussy, I ain't gon' get it. 1.00
00:09:59.000 I don't holler at these hoes that sing like a Shantae. 1.00
00:10:03.000 Say face like Andre, bitch. 1.00
00:10:05.000 You kind of strong, Jay. 1.00
00:10:07.000 But I'm rich, so my Andre got to be fine.
00:10:09.000 Have you seen us?
00:10:10.000 No, haters can't see us. 0.99
00:10:13.000 Connect gang with the G's, nigga. 0.99
00:10:15.000 Countless cars and countless charges. 1.00
00:10:17.000 Street me in a snake of blood, side of Cuba cigars.
00:10:21.000 Big bottle leaders, hypnotic bottle leaders.
00:10:23.000 What a blacker hose on us, cause a chronic is the cleanest. 1.00
00:10:28.000 Until my niggas incarcerated it on probation. 0.96
00:10:34.000 I'm a state banker for the whole G nation, yeah. 1.00
00:10:38.000 This game right here is rough as fuck. 1.00
00:10:42.000 These hoes out here without the bucks. 1.00
00:10:46.000 These hoes. 1.00
00:10:48.000 It's a gangster nation. 1.00
00:10:51.000 If you, in you a G and the whole world influenced by the B and the C, now tell the truth.
00:10:56.000 Rappers, you don't ball like me, cause I'm really from the gang. 1.00
00:10:59.000 Y'all is industry and while I'm serving up and coming, young hustlers and cluckers banging for the hood, causing havoc in ruckus, you niggas at the label Kissing ass like suckers And you bitches, so sit down when you piss, motherfuckers. 1.00
00:11:10.000 One thing I do know, I ain't the uno. 1.00
00:11:12.000 Big Bruno Rap sumo on Puno.
00:11:15.000 I like to thank the congregation And my affiliation To the gangsta nation.
00:11:20.000 I'm hard on them.
00:11:21.000 Yeah, I'm ruthless. 1.00
00:11:22.000 You like, stick pussy. 1.00
00:11:24.000 Nigga, you're useless. 1.00
00:11:25.000 You know the side bitch better get up on it, Cause it must be a single when they don't singing on it. 1.00
00:11:31.000 Look here man, Check this shit out. 1.00
00:11:33.000 Man, Enjoy this West Side thing, man. 1.00
00:11:35.000 Cause we got a motherfucking gangster nation going over here. 1.00
00:11:42.000 And once you join this shit, you as G as can motherfucking be. 1.00
00:11:46.000 Believe that, homie. 1.00
00:11:47.000 Look, it ain't a hit to Nate, don't spit. 1.00
00:11:51.000 This game right here is rough as fuck. 1.00
00:11:53.000 These hoes out here about the bucks. 1.00
00:11:56.000 These fools out here afraid to bust. 1.00
00:11:59.000 I have no fear, afraid of what? 1.00
00:12:01.000 And with my fears, I'm coming up. 1.00
00:12:03.000 Fools talk real loud, but don't run up. 0.99
00:12:06.000 When we come through, they run it up. 1.00
00:12:09.000 We still right here, so what the fuck? 0.99
00:12:16.000 Consider that's a young nation. 1.00
00:12:32.000 Bitch, you know the side. 1.00
00:12:34.000 World motherfucking wide. 1.00
00:12:40.000 What you say? 1.00
00:12:41.000 You need to get the fuck out of my business, nigga. 1.00
00:12:46.000 That's what you need to do. 1.00
00:12:48.000 Because I'm getting tired of you keep telling what the fuck I'm doing every time I'm doing something. 0.98
00:13:06.000 Because I'm not finna fake for these peck awards. 0.99
00:13:11.000 Get out of my business.
00:13:13.000 Okay?
00:13:13.000 Okay?
00:13:14.000 Get out of my business, man.
00:13:17.000 Special technique. 1.00
00:13:20.000 Fuck that. 1.00
00:13:21.000 Special technique of shadow boxing. 1.00
00:13:25.000 I breaks it down to the bone gristle Hills peaking scut missile heat seeking Johnny blazing nightmares like West craving niggas gunning my third eye seen it coming Before it happened, you know about them fucking statin kids, they smashing everything, huh? 1.00
00:13:39.000 In any shape, form, or fashion. 1.00
00:13:41.000 Now everybody talking about they laughing.
00:13:43.000 Hmm, is you bustin' still or is you flashing? 1.00
00:13:46.000 Hmm, talkin' out your asshole. 1.00
00:13:48.000 Should've learned about the blowin' PZ afro. 1.00
00:13:50.000 The Calgary stallion, the chinky eye and snot nose. 1.00
00:13:53.000 From my naps, put the bunion on my big toe. 1.00
00:13:55.000 I keeps it movin', know just what the fuck I'm doin'. 1.00
00:13:58.000 Rap insomniac, bean to catch a nigga snoozin'. 1.00
00:14:01.000 Slip the cardiac, arrest me. 1.00
00:14:03.000 Exorcist, hip-pop, possess me. 1.00
00:14:04.000 Crunch a nigga like a Nestle. 1.00
00:14:06.000 You know, my stage, learning to a third degree, sneaky ass, happy cat, top pedigree, the head touch up, industry, party, bum, Russia. 1.00
00:14:27.000 You don't like it, dick up in your pocket. 1.00
00:14:32.000 What's up, everybody? 1.00
00:14:34.000 It's me, Nick.
00:14:36.000 Good morning.
00:14:38.000 Good morning, everybody.
00:14:41.000 You are watching the King of D Live.
00:14:46.000 It is a new day.
00:14:48.000 The dawn of a new day.
00:14:49.000 A new king.
00:14:51.000 A new number one.
00:14:53.000 Number one in Lemons.
00:14:55.000 Number one on D Live.
00:14:58.000 Number one in America First.
00:15:01.000 Number one in politics.
00:15:03.000 Number one in the world.
00:15:05.000 World champion.
00:15:07.000 WWE champion of D Live.
00:15:11.000 World Heavyweight Champion of D Live.
00:15:14.000 World Lemon Champion.
00:15:17.000 World Champ.
00:15:19.000 World Lemon Champ.
00:15:21.000 And we're hanging out.
00:15:23.000 We're vibing.
00:15:24.000 We're vibing to music.
00:15:29.000 We are vibing to morning music.
00:15:34.000 Little morning rap music.
00:15:36.000 And we're vibing.
00:15:38.000 And we're going to be hanging out for a little while.
00:15:40.000 As promised.
00:15:41.000 I don't know if this is going to be the official celebration stream.
00:15:45.000 It's just a stream.
00:15:46.000 They're all celebration streams.
00:15:48.000 I'm number one now.
00:15:49.000 I'm number one.
00:15:51.000 They're all celebration streams.
00:15:54.000 Because I'm the best.
00:15:56.000 Because I have the biggest lemon stack.
00:16:00.000 So maybe we'll do something special this weekend.
00:16:02.000 Maybe I'll do something special on Friday or Saturday.
00:16:07.000 You know, when it's more of like a weekend vibe.
00:16:09.000 But for now, I'm just hanging out.
00:16:16.000 Drinking some delicious vitamin water, rejuvenating vitamin water.
00:16:24.000 What do we got in there?
00:16:28.000 We've got vitamin C, niacin, vitamin B12, vitamin E, vitamin B6.
00:16:35.000 A lot of good stuff in there.
00:16:41.000 Magnesium.
00:16:43.000 No, not a lot of magnesium.
00:16:46.000 But there's some in there.
00:16:47.000 Antioxidants, electrolytes.
00:16:50.000 Good stuff.
00:16:51.000 I'm getting charged up.
00:16:56.000 I think we're going to play some Call of Duty today.
00:17:00.000 I want to improve.
00:17:01.000 I want to get better.
00:17:02.000 All right.
00:17:04.000 I'm going to try and practice.
00:17:06.000 I'm going to get better playing solo.
00:17:08.000 And we'll see how it goes.
00:17:09.000 Maybe you like it.
00:17:10.000 Maybe you don't.
00:17:11.000 Maybe we'll do other things.
00:17:12.000 I don't know.
00:17:14.000 I'm open to ideas.
00:17:15.000 I don't really have a game plan that I'm committed to.
00:17:18.000 I'd like to play some COD, but maybe we'll do other things too.
00:17:25.000 We'll see who's online, maybe.
00:17:27.000 I don't know if Jaden wants to go on.
00:17:30.000 I'm not going to ask him because I want him to.
00:17:32.000 He should rest.
00:17:33.000 But maybe Shalit or Beardson or somebody's up.
00:17:36.000 But we're going to be hanging out.
00:17:40.000 I wonder if there's any content we could watch.
00:17:43.000 I probably should have written something down, but I was like, nah, I'll just wing it.
00:17:48.000 I'll just wing it.
00:17:49.000 I had breakfast a little while ago, I had McDonald's.
00:17:54.000 I got three sausage burritos and three hash browns.
00:17:58.000 And I drive up to the window, and, well, that's not really an important part of the story.
00:18:05.000 I get home and I take out the.
00:18:08.000 I was about to tell you like how a drive door.
00:18:10.000 So I drive up to the window, I pay, and then I get the food.
00:18:14.000 I drive up to the box, I order my food, I pay for the food, take the food through a window in the wall of the restaurant, and then I drive away.
00:18:24.000 And then I drive home, I park my car, I get out, I open the door, and I walk inside.
00:18:31.000 But here's the interesting part.
00:18:33.000 So I empty out my bag, and then I wash my hands.
00:18:36.000 You gotta empty out the bag and unwrap, and then wash your hands.
00:18:39.000 And it's like they don't even know how to make the burritos.
00:18:42.000 They wrap the wrapper like a burrito, too.
00:18:45.000 Does that make sense? 0.99
00:18:46.000 Like the burrito's all fucked up. 0.98
00:18:48.000 And then it's tucked in. 0.98
00:18:50.000 Like the way it's wrapped is it's like tightly wrapped and there's like folds. 0.99
00:18:53.000 I'm like, what the fuck are you doing? 0.93
00:18:57.000 You know, normally it's like a loose sort of a wrap. 0.99
00:18:59.000 You just kind of like roll it up.
00:19:01.000 But they like this tucking technique.
00:19:04.000 Anyway, so I open it up.
00:19:06.000 And then there's every one of the burritos, it's just like. 0.98
00:19:10.000 And there's like shit coming out of the other end. 0.99
00:19:12.000 There's like cheese in every one blasted out the other side. 0.99
00:19:17.000 Like on one end, cheese blasted out.
00:19:19.000 Cheese and egg juice blasted out on all three.
00:19:23.000 Gross.
00:19:23.000 So I ate two of them.
00:19:25.000 I ate three of the hash browns.
00:19:28.000 And, uh, so I'm full.
00:19:32.000 So I'm full.
00:19:37.000 I'm just drinking a little.
00:19:38.000 I'm a little thirsty.
00:19:39.000 I haven't been drinking a lot.
00:19:40.000 Drinking a lot of fluids.
00:19:41.000 I should be.
00:19:47.000 This vitamin water is so good.
00:19:49.000 What's even in there?
00:19:52.000 How does it taste delicious?
00:19:55.000 What do they even put in there to sweetly?
00:19:58.000 Erythritol, got it. 0.99
00:20:00.000 Isn't that what they use in Monster?
00:20:02.000 I think that's what they use in Monster Zero Ultra.
00:20:08.000 As long as we're playing some Wu Tang, let me play this.
00:20:12.000 Let me play this.
00:20:14.000 If you thought everything else here was like goofy urban music, just wait until you hear this next track. 1.00
00:20:25.000 Everybody's so autistic in this chat. 1.00
00:20:27.000 I gotta just like, I don't know, fake my own death and come back as a different streamer. 0.97
00:20:32.000 Because I start the stream with Chance the Rapper and then UGK.
00:20:39.000 And people in chat are like, oh, didn't do music.
00:20:43.000 I love African music.
00:20:45.000 What's wrong with you?
00:20:46.000 Can't you just act like a normal person?
00:20:49.000 What is wrong with my audience?
00:20:50.000 This is why I'm not going to be a global partner.
00:20:52.000 It's got nothing to do with me.
00:20:54.000 It's you. 0.97
00:20:55.000 You're the problem.
00:20:56.000 Because I looked at the live chat and it's like, oh, I'm just like playing a song.
00:21:00.000 I'm just playing like an upbeat song, playing like an upbeat morning song that I like, just like modern music. 1.00
00:21:08.000 And people are like, oh, black. 1.00
00:21:10.000 Oh, black. 1.00
00:21:11.000 It's blood. 1.00
00:21:11.000 The person singing is black. 1.00
00:21:13.000 It's like, what? 0.98
00:21:15.000 What?
00:21:16.000 Why can't we just chill?
00:21:19.000 Can't you just vibe?
00:21:20.000 But hey, now we're gonna get some.
00:21:23.000 You want urban?
00:21:25.000 You got urban.
00:21:28.000 You got urban now.
00:21:32.000 I'm blasting it.
00:21:32.000 Blast.
00:21:34.000 That's what you wanted.
00:21:38.000 I don't even think Jaden's ever heard this. 1.00
00:21:41.000 Enough to make a nigga go crazy. 1.00
00:21:43.000 Energy building, taking all types of medicines. 1.00
00:21:47.000 Your ass thought you were better than. 1.00
00:21:49.000 A son, I keep playing it in orbit while I be coming with deeper and more shit. 1.00
00:21:54.000 Enough to make your break and shake your ass rock and date. 1.00
00:21:58.000 Rhyme good as the tasty cake makes. 0.99
00:22:00.000 This style, a mastodon. 0.91
00:22:03.000 This is good.
00:22:04.000 This is urban.
00:22:07.000 Now, this is music, alright?
00:22:11.000 How can you not like this? 1.00
00:22:15.000 If you don't like this, you're a pussy. 1.00
00:22:17.000 If you don't like this music, fuck you. 1.00
00:22:21.000 If you don't like this music, you're white. 1.00
00:22:24.000 Alright? 0.98
00:22:26.000 You're white. 1.00
00:22:27.000 You're a white bitch. 1.00
00:22:29.000 A lot of NCs came to my showdown and watched me put your fucking ass low down. 1.00
00:22:37.000 And you can go below zero without a dot. 1.00
00:22:39.000 I've never been taken out by a nigga. 1.00
00:22:43.000 Who couldn't figure? 1.00
00:22:48.000 How to pull a fucking gun trigger and get the Fuck out of here! 1.00
00:22:56.000 White toys, BTFO. 1.00
00:23:02.000 And when it rains, it pours.
00:23:06.000 Whoa!
00:23:08.000 If I move too quick, well, you just won't know.
00:23:18.000 I'm homicidal when you enter the target. 1.00
00:23:20.000 Neighbors, get up, act like a pig, try to hunt shit. 1.00
00:23:23.000 So I take your ass out quick, cuz I had it, my nibba. 1.00
00:23:26.000 You can suck my dick. 1.00
00:23:28.000 White toyed, blown to death. 1.00
00:23:34.000 Fuck you. 1.00
00:23:36.000 You're white. 1.00
00:23:41.000 You're too white. 1.00
00:23:43.000 This is the black show now. 1.00
00:23:46.000 I love blacks. 0.85
00:23:48.000 You think I'm racist? 0.73
00:23:51.000 I'm black.
00:23:52.000 African, 2%. 0.95
00:23:53.000 No whites. 1.00
00:23:57.000 No whites allowed. 1.00
00:23:59.000 Get out. 0.99
00:24:00.000 Reverse Jim Crow. 1.00
00:24:02.000 Get the fuck out of here. 1.00
00:24:03.000 Drink out of the bad water fountain. 1.00
00:24:06.000 This is a black planet now. 1.00
00:24:08.000 Black planet. 1.00
00:24:09.000 Get out. 0.96
00:24:10.000 It's just me and Justin KG. 1.00
00:24:15.000 Me and Justin KG and the other Black Royfers. 1.00
00:24:21.000 No one else is allowed. 1.00
00:24:23.000 The problem is, I can't use the N word. 0.99
00:24:38.000 The problem is, I could sing this song a lot better if I could just say the N word. 0.72
00:24:44.000 Jaden is a black roiper. 0.99
00:24:45.000 Jaden is a black roiper. 0.98
00:24:48.000 I'm a black roiper. 1.00
00:24:50.000 All gripers are black. 1.00
00:24:51.000 If you're not black, you're not sorry. 1.00
00:24:59.000 You're not a griper. 0.99
00:25:02.000 Gotta put my hood on for this one.
00:25:10.000 I got my hood on.
00:25:15.000 Oh, hey, the rule was back.
00:25:22.000 Megan, the best go. 0.97
00:25:28.000 Oh, hey, thanks for the one month subs, leftist cuck. 1.00
00:25:38.000 Thanks for the subs. 0.93
00:25:39.000 I appreciate it.
00:25:40.000 Was that like 10?
00:25:42.000 20?
00:25:43.000 Thanks for the 20 subs, bro.
00:25:45.000 I appreciate it.
00:25:46.000 I appreciate it, my friend.
00:25:48.000 Thank you.
00:25:52.000 Thanks for helping a black brother out.
00:25:54.000 Thanks for helping me. 0.83
00:25:55.000 I'm black.
00:26:00.000 John says, check out Mac Dre.
00:26:03.000 I don't know who that is.
00:26:12.000 My back hurts.
00:26:17.000 I think it's my kidneys, honestly.
00:26:19.000 But I don't know what it is.
00:26:23.000 So, what should I do?
00:26:24.000 Should I play Call of Duty?
00:26:25.000 I think I'll play Call of Duty.
00:26:32.000 I'm gonna open up Call of Duty.
00:26:41.000 We'll play a little Call of Duty, I think.
00:26:43.000 I'll just go solo mode.
00:26:45.000 I'll just go solo.
00:26:46.000 I gotta practice.
00:26:48.000 Can't get good if you don't practice.
00:27:01.000 Do what you want, King.
00:27:02.000 I always do.
00:27:03.000 Hey, Jesse Winfrey with five gift subs.
00:27:06.000 Thank you very much.
00:27:08.000 Thank you, my friend.
00:27:09.000 Thank you, Cowboy.
00:27:17.000 Alright, our Call of Duty music's interfering a little bit.
00:27:24.000 Alright, that's better.
00:27:26.000 Where's my controller?
00:27:27.000 Where's my bass?
00:27:28.000 I got a new controller.
00:27:29.000 Did you see this?
00:27:30.000 Camo.
00:27:31.000 I got a camo controller.
00:27:35.000 You're already good, buddy.
00:27:40.000 Zamunda says, Aiku, you can come to the cookout.
00:27:43.000 Excellent.
00:27:46.000 Peace.
00:27:53.000 Imagine not liking this. 1.00
00:27:54.000 Imagine being such a white toy. 1.00
00:27:58.000 What? 0.86
00:28:00.000 Imagine being such a white toy that you can't even vibe to this music, that you don't like this.
00:28:07.000 What would you rather listen to?
00:28:09.000 Baby music?
00:28:10.000 Would you rather listen to the alphabet song?
00:28:15.000 Mmm.
00:28:22.000 Yo, what's up, man?
00:28:22.000 Cooling, man.
00:28:23.000 Chilling, chilling.
00:28:24.000 Yo, you know I had to call.
00:28:25.000 You know why, right?
00:28:26.000 Why?
00:28:27.000 Because, yo, I got to restart the game.
00:28:30.000 I'll probably turn the music off once we turn the game on so I can hear footsteps and other sounds.
00:28:37.000 I did it again and again. 1.00
00:28:39.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:28:53.000 It was be like I'd rather listen to Wagner than Wu-Tang Clan. 1.00
00:28:57.000 I literally cannot relate to that.
00:28:59.000 Literally cannot relate.
00:29:00.000 That's as loud as it goes.
00:29:03.000 I don't know why it's quiet.
00:29:06.000 I don't know if it's quiet.
00:29:07.000 I'm just loud, maybe.
00:29:09.000 Maybe I'll turn myself down so that the music is comparatively louder.
00:29:16.000 Run that infected deck on the set.
00:29:18.000 The Rebel.
00:29:19.000 I make more noise than heavy metal.
00:29:23.000 Got it going on, pal.
00:29:25.000 Call me the rap assassinator.
00:29:27.000 Ron's rugged and right started.
00:29:30.000 And I'm a bit mad deep like a threat.
00:29:32.000 Blow up your project.
00:29:35.000 I've got to be careful not to say the android.
00:29:39.000 It's very toxic, tricky game.
00:29:44.000 I'm spinning.
00:29:45.000 I spin.
00:29:54.000 I'm spin.
00:29:55.000 I'm spin Caught me back.
00:29:58.000 Small change, they put in shame in the game. 1.00
00:30:00.000 I take game and put a nigger out the frame and like babe. 1.00
00:30:04.000 My fellow live forever. 1.00
00:30:05.000 Niggas crossing over, but they don't know no better. 1.00
00:30:07.000 But I do. 1.00
00:30:08.000 True, can I get a suit? 0.68
00:30:09.000 Not respect due to the one six.
00:30:11.000 Oh, I mean, oh, yo, check out the phone like the Hudson or BCP when I'm dusting. 1.00
00:30:17.000 Niggas all because of hot like sauce. 1.00
00:30:19.000 The smoke from the lyrical butt make me grab my nut. 1.00
00:30:23.000 This cool.
00:30:24.000 Ah, it comes my sound. 0.94
00:30:25.000 Let's down. 1.00
00:30:26.000 Truth be a bubby.
00:30:28.000 Why you?
00:30:28.000 True, I didn't say.
00:30:31.000 I said Nippa. 0.92
00:30:33.000 I've been saying Nippa.
00:30:35.000 Nippa?
00:30:36.000 I gotta be careful.
00:30:38.000 I'm just gonna slip again.
00:30:40.000 I've already said the hard R on my shoulder, so I can't go to my fourth and half.
00:30:46.000 Yo!
00:30:46.000 How many gifts?
00:30:47.000 20 more gift subs, dude.
00:30:49.000 Thanks for the 20 gift subs, bro.
00:30:49.000 Thank you.
00:30:52.000 Thank you very much.
00:30:53.000 I appreciate it. 1.00
00:30:54.000 It's good to see more subs in here.
00:30:56.000 I was like, earlier, I was like, there's not enough subs in here.
00:31:01.000 Everything's just a casual. 0.98
00:31:02.000 Get fool on a man. 1.00
00:31:04.000 The old dirty bastard is dirty and sticky, and they saw you niggling with the knife of the creeps. 1.00
00:31:09.000 They can be rolling with a stairs, ain't saying gas, bite my style. 1.00
00:31:12.000 I'll bite some over.
00:31:13.000 I'll lie, my style is wild, so book me.
00:31:15.000 Not long is how long that this romp took me.
00:31:18.000 Ejecting styles from my lead through weapon, my pit that rocks from here to Oregon.
00:31:22.000 Here's more than that.
00:31:23.000 That's like a psycho flashback.
00:31:25.000 I love gats.
00:31:25.000 I'll hang out right here.
00:31:27.000 I'll go with all types of shapes and sounds.
00:31:30.000 And wherever I lounge is my stomping grounds, I give an order to my people.
00:31:35.000 Across the water to go around the water and get far like a shooting star.
00:31:43.000 What should I do for my end for? 0.88
00:31:49.000 I've been trying to customize this in a way that's good, but I feel like my gun always sucks.
00:31:55.000 Somebody help me upgrade my end.
00:31:59.000 Yo, satirical man with the ninja.
00:32:02.000 Thank you so much.
00:32:04.000 Beauty Pie is never gonna catch up to me now. 0.79
00:32:10.000 Beauty Pie is too white to defeat me in 11 town. 1.00
00:32:14.000 He doesn't have black excellence. 0.99
00:32:17.000 He doesn't have the black. 1.00
00:32:20.000 M4 is bad. 1.00
00:32:21.000 M4 is not bad. 0.87
00:32:22.000 M4 is good.
00:32:23.000 Now my money's getting stuck to the gumming of the table.
00:32:27.000 That's what you get when you misuse what I invent.
00:32:30.000 Your empire falls and you lose every cent.
00:32:33.000 You're trying to blow up a scrub.
00:32:35.000 Now the thought is as bright as a 20 watt life up.
00:32:38.000 Should have pumped it when I rocked it.
00:32:40.000 Nibbus so stingy they got shut arms in deep pockets.
00:32:43.000 This goes on in sub companies with mazes and scared the deaths of puppies.
00:32:47.000 First of all, who's your A and I?
00:32:49.000 A mountain climber who plays an electric guitar, but he doesn't know to mean enough dope when he's looking for superpower rap that's cleaner than bar of soap.
00:32:57.000 And I'm the dirtiest thing in sight. 1.00
00:32:59.000 Matter of fact, bring out the girls and let's have a mud fight. 1.00
00:33:05.000 I'm spitting, I'm spitting. 1.00
00:33:07.000 King of D Live, spitting fast.
00:33:13.000 All right.
00:33:15.000 All right.
00:33:17.000 A little bit of a different vibe.
00:33:22.000 I didn't cue up the next song, so now we got Daft Punk.
00:33:35.000 This is the incel song.
00:33:38.000 Not really.
00:33:39.000 I don't know why, but it makes me feel that way.
00:33:43.000 This makes me feel like the incel song.
00:33:45.000 This is more of our speed. 0.94
00:33:48.000 This is more of a European.
00:33:50.000 This is more of a Patrick Casey vibe. 0.70
00:33:55.000 More of a Patrick Casey type beat.
00:33:57.000 Dump trick assy type beat.
00:34:00.000 I don't actually want to listen to that.
00:34:03.000 I don't actually want to hear this.
00:34:08.000 All right, we're probably just gonna cancel the music because I want to game now.
00:34:14.000 I'm ready to game.
00:34:16.000 And I can't, here, let me turn myself back up.
00:34:20.000 I can't play the game if I can't hear the game.
00:34:23.000 So that was our warm up.
00:34:26.000 That Dumbshagassy type beat.
00:34:30.000 That's funny.
00:34:32.000 Patrick Casey type beat.
00:34:36.000 When Daft Punk comes on, Patrick Casey be like, when Daft Punk comes on in the club.
00:34:45.000 All right, I'm taking off my hood.
00:34:47.000 We got to get down to business.
00:34:50.000 I'm actually, I want to get good at this game.
00:34:52.000 I'm tired of Jaden being better at this game than me, and I'm tired of losing, so.
00:34:59.000 Is this solos?
00:35:03.000 So it's time for me to practice.
00:35:05.000 Maybe I'll put on a little music in the background, all right?
00:35:08.000 I'm not putting a little Uzi Vert on.
00:35:10.000 That's not going to happen.
00:35:12.000 Nope.
00:35:14.000 We only listen to good music on this stream.
00:35:16.000 Good music.
00:35:18.000 Jaden literally doesn't even know any music.
00:35:21.000 He's like a.
00:35:23.000 Jaden is a cracker, okay?
00:35:25.000 Jaden is a straight up cracker. 0.96
00:35:29.000 He doesn't even know any music.
00:35:33.000 Jaden knows like a few rap artists, and that's it.
00:35:37.000 Jaden be like.
00:35:37.000 He's like.
00:35:39.000 He says he likes classic rock.
00:35:41.000 I was quizzing him the other day.
00:35:42.000 He says he likes classic rock.
00:35:44.000 I wonder what that means.
00:35:45.000 I wonder what that means.
00:35:48.000 Does that mean he likes Kings of Leon?
00:35:51.000 Is that classic rock?
00:35:52.000 Is that classic rock to Jaden?
00:35:55.000 Does that mean he listens to Kings of Leon?
00:35:59.000 Or does he listen to Daughtry?
00:36:01.000 Is that classic rock?
00:36:04.000 Jaden says, I do play the same five songs.
00:36:07.000 So do I, but I know lots and lots and lots of songs.
00:36:10.000 I used to do a radio show.
00:36:12.000 Yo, Leftist Cuck with 10 gift subs.
00:36:15.000 Thank you so much, man.
00:36:16.000 Really appreciate it.
00:36:19.000 Thank you.
00:36:21.000 Yeah, the thing is, I used to do a radio show, as you know, in high school, so I have a pretty big library of music.
00:36:28.000 I mean, I almost exclusively listen to Kanye for the past, like, four years, but I mean, I know a lot of music.
00:36:36.000 I'm a lover of music, I like a lot of different genres.
00:36:40.000 Jaden, I don't think Jaden has that breadth of knowledge there.
00:36:51.000 Jaden says, I never said I listened to classic rock.
00:36:54.000 I said I'd listen to that over rap if I had to.
00:36:56.000 Okay, so he doesn't even.
00:36:59.000 So he doesn't even.
00:37:00.000 He don't even know.
00:37:03.000 Jaden be like, if I had to listen to anything other than Lil Uzi Vert, I would listen to classic rock such as The Frey.
00:37:12.000 I would listen to classic rock like Coldplay or U2 or The Frey.
00:37:22.000 Uh oh.
00:37:25.000 Rock.
00:37:26.000 That was cheap.
00:37:29.000 Classic rock is good.
00:37:30.000 Yeah, I like classic rock.
00:37:31.000 I listen to classic rock.
00:37:35.000 Well, I don't listen to it very often, but I mean, I do listen to it and I do like it.
00:37:41.000 Delayed Patriot says, Can the people who subbed to my old account follow this one?
00:37:46.000 I lost my Jimbo and Jaden following.
00:37:49.000 How did you lose your account, bro?
00:37:51.000 Thanks for the Ninja Dini, by the way.
00:37:53.000 Nick is a music snob.
00:37:55.000 I am a music snob.
00:37:58.000 Well, I don't know if I'm a snob.
00:37:59.000 I just have taste, okay?
00:38:03.000 I know music.
00:38:05.000 Well, I don't like no music theory or anything.
00:38:07.000 I'm not even like a music head, but I know more than like an average normie.
00:38:18.000 I probably know a little bit more than an average normie.
00:38:25.000 Alright, I think I'm going to go for a helicopter.
00:38:29.000 Let's see.
00:38:30.000 We got one at Dam.
00:38:32.000 Let's go Dam.
00:38:35.000 Delayed Patriot says suspended.
00:38:37.000 What did you get suspended for?
00:38:38.000 How do you even get suspended as a not streamer?
00:38:42.000 What do you do to get suspended if you're just a viewer of streams?
00:38:51.000 Nick loves fast food and rap.
00:38:53.000 We all have our faults. 1.00
00:38:54.000 Dude, you're a white toy if you say that. 0.99
00:38:58.000 Total white toy in chat. 0.99
00:39:02.000 Doesn't even like. 0.77
00:39:03.000 See, I don't understand how you cannot like rap music.
00:39:05.000 I legitimately think it must be a racial thing.
00:39:08.000 Like. 0.94
00:39:10.000 You know, there's a scene in the movie White Men Can't Jump.
00:39:14.000 Have you ever seen that movie with Wesley Snipes and Woody Harrelson?
00:39:18.000 And in the movie, they're driving down the street in a convertible, and I think they're listening to Jimi Hendrix.
00:39:27.000 And Woody Harrelson's like, you know, I like Jimi Hendrix. 0.99
00:39:30.000 And Wesley Snipes, who is black, is like, no, but you don't really hear Jimi Hendrix because you're not black. 0.97
00:39:40.000 Maybe you might like it or enjoy it, but you don't really hear it in the same way. 0.81
00:39:46.000 I haven't seen that movie in a long time, so maybe I'm butchering it, but I feel like maybe there's something similar happening with Raph where, you know, these white toys, they just, like, it's not even their fault. 0.86
00:39:56.000 They just don't, they just could never, they could never understand. 0.71
00:40:02.000 Delayed Patriots says, don't know, can't type in chat without super chat.
00:40:06.000 Maybe you got, maybe you got banned and, you know, one of my guys banned you.
00:40:13.000 I don't know who would ban you, though.
00:40:15.000 You're a pretty frequent super chat.
00:40:18.000 So, whoever did that made a big mistake.
00:40:23.000 Excuse me.
00:40:27.000 Jimi Hendrix, legit bad, though.
00:40:30.000 No, I disagree.
00:40:32.000 I'm not like one of these, like, oh, he's the best of all time.
00:40:35.000 Like, I'm not like a, you know, don't get me wrong.
00:40:38.000 I would never die on the hill of saying, like, how much I like Jimi Hendrix.
00:40:42.000 But, I do think he's good.
00:40:44.000 Uh oh.
00:40:45.000 Somebody here?
00:40:48.000 Bruh!
00:40:48.000 Bruh!
00:40:51.000 I accidentally clicked the right stick there.
00:40:55.000 Bruh!
00:40:57.000 I would have had him, but I accidentally clicked the right stick instead of the whatever.
00:41:01.000 I thought he was closer than he was.
00:41:11.000 I thought I was alone there.
00:41:11.000 I didn't see anybody else landing with me.
00:41:14.000 Obviously, a door was open, but I wasn't sure.
00:41:21.000 Big F. 0.92
00:41:22.000 That guy who killed you hated rap, yeah. 1.00
00:41:33.000 Another white toy. 1.00
00:41:37.000 Imagine being such a wigger that you agree with Ben Shapiro on music. 1.00
00:41:42.000 I don't know what that means. 1.00
00:41:45.000 Oh!
00:41:45.000 I'm getting hit with rocks.
00:41:47.000 Uh oh.
00:41:49.000 Where are you at, boy?
00:41:53.000 Where are you going?
00:41:57.000 Whoa, whoa!
00:42:01.000 Got him.
00:42:01.000 Aim.
00:42:04.000 Aim department.
00:42:05.000 It's a warm up.
00:42:06.000 This is my warm up round, alright?
00:42:08.000 I'm a little rusty.
00:42:10.000 I haven't played in a while, okay?
00:42:12.000 Hmm.
00:42:15.000 Let's go for.
00:42:17.000 But I won, though, but I won.
00:42:20.000 Ben Shapiro doesn't like rap.
00:42:22.000 Yeah, that's why I'm confused.
00:42:26.000 Okay, maybe we go for a car.
00:42:31.000 How about.
00:42:35.000 Do I go SUV?
00:42:35.000 Do I go truck?
00:42:37.000 Do I go chopper?
00:42:38.000 I might go chopper.
00:42:57.000 Aim assist?
00:42:58.000 I didn't notice any aim assist advantage or disadvantage from anything.
00:43:04.000 What does aim assist actually do?
00:43:06.000 I don't really understand what the.
00:43:11.000 I mean, aim assist is supposed to assist your aim.
00:43:16.000 I know kind of like the premise, but what exactly is the effect that it has on your gameplay?
00:43:22.000 That's what I'm wondering.
00:43:27.000 I'm not I'm such a dummy dude.
00:43:29.000 I was going for that helicopter and then somebody swiped it.
00:43:32.000 I'm just kind of like Maybe I'll go for that truck at that fire station Seems like there's guys there though. 0.71
00:43:39.000 I'm getting it instinct getting an intuition Jayden says all you boomers need to quit bitching about zoomer music and get back to watching Fox News all day in your lazy boy Hell yeah, I agree seconded Jaden going off on the boomers. 0.78
00:44:06.000 It's true though, this is a zoomer movement. 0.96
00:44:08.000 If you're like a boomer, I just don't even understand.
00:44:12.000 What are you doing?
00:44:14.000 Bro, what are you doing?
00:44:20.000 Where is this chest?
00:44:24.000 I was already upstairs.
00:44:25.000 Is it on the roof maybe?
00:44:27.000 Is that why?
00:44:28.000 Yeah, that's what it sounds like.
00:44:37.000 Let's see, what do we got cooking here?
00:44:38.000 We got slick steel.
00:44:41.000 Got an M13 helicopter on the way.
00:44:43.000 Yeah, I'm gonna grab that truck. 1.00
00:44:48.000 Boomers are literally gay. 1.00
00:44:50.000 Yeah, for real. 1.00
00:44:51.000 Fuck boomers. 1.00
00:44:55.000 Old people just don't get it. 1.00
00:44:57.000 I don't know what it is about them, but they just don't understand it. 1.00
00:45:03.000 Yeah, I don't know.
00:45:05.000 I just can't vibe with them.
00:45:06.000 They're not vibers, okay?
00:45:07.000 They do not vibe.
00:45:16.000 I don't like hate them or anything.
00:45:20.000 Didn't I just say hate them?
00:45:22.000 I think I just said I hate them.
00:45:24.000 But yeah, I just can't vibe.
00:45:27.000 It's like is that going to happen to me when I get older?
00:45:31.000 Am I going to turn into some old head? 0.99
00:45:36.000 Am I going to be like old people kind of act like spurs, you know? 1.00
00:45:42.000 They don't know how to relax. 1.00
00:45:43.000 They have generally no chill.
00:45:45.000 Ah! 0.94
00:45:46.000 Die on me?
00:45:50.000 And so, I don't know.
00:45:52.000 I wonder, will I be sort of like this persnickety old guy, or will I be kind of cool?
00:45:57.000 I think about like George Clinton.
00:45:59.000 George Clinton is a very cool old guy.
00:46:01.000 And, uh, I don't know.
00:46:09.000 I'm gonna try to be hip.
00:46:11.000 Am I gonna turn into some old head like Patrick Casey?
00:46:15.000 Am I gonna be like taking the.
00:46:17.000 Am I gonna be 30 and. 0.97
00:46:20.000 Taking the new zoomers in the movement to an Asian fusion restaurant. 0.90
00:46:26.000 And be like, and the waitress will be like, so, the way it works here, we don't really do entrees. 1.00
00:46:35.000 It's like small plates, you order them for the table.
00:46:40.000 And old head Nick will be like, oh, great!
00:46:44.000 Well, I love that!
00:46:47.000 Oh, thanks a lot.
00:46:53.000 When we went to GLS, that was the weekend that Star Wars came out, and I love Star Wars.
00:46:59.000 So I was like, we have to see this opening weekend.
00:47:01.000 It's the last time we're going to see Star Wars coming out, you know?
00:47:06.000 Last time we're going to see a Star Wars movie from the Skywalker saga, from that, like, you know, original prequel and sequel trilogy from that saga.
00:47:15.000 That's the last time we're going to see that, you know, premiere in theaters.
00:47:21.000 So I said, we have to go.
00:47:22.000 We got the boys here.
00:47:24.000 We have to go.
00:47:27.000 And I had to convince everybody.
00:47:29.000 Literally nobody wanted to go.
00:47:30.000 Jaden's like, yeah, I'm not going to.
00:47:33.000 If you pay for my ticket, I'll go.
00:47:35.000 If you pay for my ticket, I'll. 0.51
00:47:37.000 He was being a normal, whiny self.
00:47:40.000 Jake Lloyd was like, nah, I'm not really interested in going.
00:47:44.000 And the other guy's like, no, I don't think I want to go.
00:47:49.000 And I convinced everybody.
00:47:52.000 Uh-oh.
00:47:53.000 Don't rock at me.
00:47:54.000 Don't rock at me.
00:48:00.000 I eventually convinced everybody, and we all go, and Patrick is like, Why don't you guys go on without me?
00:48:07.000 I've got some work to do.
00:48:10.000 And he literally didn't go.
00:48:11.000 He didn't even go.
00:48:12.000 Who does that?
00:48:13.000 He didn't go with the boys to see Star Wars?
00:48:15.000 He's like, No.
00:48:18.000 No, I've got work to do.
00:48:20.000 It's like that episode of SpongeBob when SpongeBob wants to be an adult, and he's like, I don't have time for childish things.
00:48:28.000 I'm an adult and I've got work to do.
00:48:32.000 He's wearing the sideburns.
00:48:37.000 And me and Jaden are like, I want a ride on the rocky horse.
00:48:42.000 I want cookies.
00:48:47.000 So true.
00:48:50.000 And then Michelle Malkin.
00:48:52.000 Michelle Malkin. 1.00
00:48:54.000 Michelle Malkin unplugs the drain in the floor and drains the house of our tears.
00:49:11.000 Patrick do be rocking the sideburns.
00:49:13.000 Patrick's eating coral.
00:49:16.000 Patrick be like, mmm, steamed coral.
00:49:20.000 That's what he's like.
00:49:21.000 Oh, I need to eat more steamed coral for the games.
00:49:26.000 Steamed coral.
00:49:29.000 Patrick be fastening his sideburns in the morning and eating a breakfast, a hearty breakfast of steamed coral.
00:49:41.000 I'm kidding.
00:49:43.000 You know I'm just, you know I'm just.
00:49:44.000 Funny.
00:49:45.000 You know, I love Patrick Casey.
00:49:46.000 I'm just funny a little bit. 0.86
00:49:50.000 I'm just being a little silly. 0.64
00:49:53.000 Patrick's a young man. 0.90
00:49:54.000 He's 30.
00:49:55.000 I'll be 30 one day, maybe.
00:49:57.000 If I'm lucky.
00:50:00.000 But, uh, no, I'm talking about the real old heads.
00:50:04.000 The real old heads like Baked Alaska.
00:50:09.000 The real old head like Baked Alaska or, uh, Beardson Beardley.
00:50:17.000 Who else is old in the movement?
00:50:20.000 Shalit.
00:50:21.000 What is Shalit?
00:50:21.000 Like 48?
00:50:22.000 I'm just joking.
00:50:25.000 Just jokes.
00:50:26.000 Just jokes.
00:50:27.000 Baked Alaska's pretty, well, he's a pretty young, young, old guy.
00:50:32.000 You know what I mean?
00:50:32.000 Young, youthful energy.
00:50:34.000 But by the same token, there's almost like a balance, I would say.
00:50:38.000 There's definitely a balance.
00:50:40.000 I think they're, you know, on a completely unrelated note, I do think you can be excessively young at an old age.
00:50:49.000 We're at an older age on a completely unrelated note.
00:50:52.000 All right, well, that's no good What am I even doing?
00:51:04.000 Where am I going, man?
00:51:06.000 What am I even doing with this game?
00:51:08.000 I'm just running around and talking.
00:51:17.000 Truck is stuck.
00:51:18.000 Yeah, we don't like that.
00:51:23.000 Scanning.
00:51:25.000 Should I go for that other truck?
00:51:28.000 It's right out in the open, but let's do it.
00:51:33.000 Alright, somebody banned Mr. Danger.
00:51:35.000 Give him a time him out for five minutes. 1.00
00:51:37.000 He's just being retarded. 1.00
00:51:39.000 Stop being a boomer, dude. 1.00
00:51:40.000 Grow up.
00:51:41.000 Or grow down.
00:51:43.000 Get younger, dude.
00:51:46.000 I want him muted.
00:51:47.000 Somebody give Mr. Danger the five-minute mute.
00:51:52.000 Door stuck.
00:51:53.000 Door is stuck.
00:51:57.000 Nick, you're lost.
00:51:58.000 I know exactly where I am.
00:52:00.000 I just don't I don't know where the guys are.
00:52:02.000 Where are all the guys?
00:52:04.000 Where's all the enemies?
00:52:13.000 Thank you.
00:52:13.000 Thank you, Jaden, for taking him out.
00:52:16.000 Ticked a shot.
00:52:19.000 Oh, hey, Jose Antonio.
00:52:21.000 Hello, Nick.
00:52:21.000 I'm back.
00:52:22.000 Hey, what's going on, dude?
00:52:23.000 Great to hear from you.
00:52:24.000 How are you doing, man?
00:52:27.000 I don't want to dox, but I know you were away for some time.
00:52:31.000 How did that go?
00:52:32.000 You doing good?
00:52:34.000 Well, you probably dipped out because of the corona situation, right?
00:52:38.000 Uh oh.
00:52:38.000 I don't know.
00:52:40.000 Pursuit!
00:52:44.000 Stop that, man.
00:52:44.000 Run the ops.
00:52:46.000 Oh, he's getting out.
00:52:48.000 Yep.
00:52:51.000 Don't rock at me.
00:52:54.000 I just, the anxiety of driving in the truck, it really is sort of like being a veteran. 0.53
00:53:02.000 I imagine this is what it must feel like being in Iraq and watching some WMDs. 1.00
00:53:06.000 Shit like that! 1.00
00:53:08.000 That kind of anxiety, that's like Iraq WMD anxiety. 1.00
00:53:13.000 Where is this guy? 1.00
00:53:18.000 Bitch. 1.00
00:53:19.000 What do you mean downed? 1.00
00:53:20.000 What are their teams?
00:53:21.000 I thought this was solos.
00:53:23.000 Bruh!
00:53:24.000 I'm getting sniped.
00:53:26.000 Man.
00:53:27.000 Is this solos or what?
00:53:28.000 How did he get downed?
00:53:30.000 Maybe he had a self revive, I guess.
00:53:33.000 But why wasn't that an instant kill?
00:53:37.000 I did good.
00:53:37.000 That was a bad.
00:53:38.000 I killed the guy, but then I just got blasted in the back. 0.94
00:53:42.000 I couldn't do anything about that, guys. 0.98
00:53:45.000 Whatever.
00:53:48.000 But it's true.
00:53:49.000 You're driving in the truck and it's like.
00:53:52.000 You have to be brave for that.
00:53:54.000 That's like being a veteran.
00:53:57.000 You never know when he just pops off and then you're missing an eye, right?
00:54:01.000 Dan Crenshaw.
00:54:03.000 You've got to think about it like that.
00:54:04.000 Dan Crenshaw got blown up one time.
00:54:06.000 How many times have I gotten blown up in a truck with a C4?
00:54:09.000 Look, and I'm not comparing myself to Dan Crenshaw because Dan Crenshaw is a veteran and a brave American hero. 0.90
00:54:17.000 But I'm just saying he got blown up one time, and how many times have you seen me get blown up and startled and shot and everything?
00:54:25.000 It's like.
00:54:26.000 Just something to think about.
00:54:27.000 That's all I'm saying.
00:54:29.000 You're using the wrong ammo?
00:54:31.000 What does that mean?
00:54:37.000 Next match will be the W.
00:54:38.000 Yeah, I can feel it.
00:54:39.000 This is the one.
00:54:40.000 This is the one.
00:54:46.000 I can feel it.
00:54:52.000 I wish I had more vitamin water.
00:54:55.000 I wish I could always be drinking vitamin water.
00:54:58.000 I want more of it.
00:55:06.000 Did you see the new Frank Castle video?
00:55:08.000 I did.
00:55:10.000 Pretty funny.
00:55:14.000 Use the 50 round mag instead of 9mm rounds.
00:55:17.000 Yeah, but the 9mm gives a better aiming stability.
00:55:20.000 I'm really bad at aiming, so I need all the enhancements to recoil and stability that I can get.
00:55:31.000 It doesn't matter how good the damage is if he can't hit me, but that's lad.
00:55:35.000 you You can miss more with 50 round mag.
00:55:54.000 Yeah, I guess that's true.
00:56:00.000 Dude, my back hurts.
00:56:02.000 I think it's because of my posture, because I was, uh. doing a lot of stuff on my computer over the last day.
00:56:16.000 So.
00:56:17.000 Wait, this isn't.
00:56:18.000 No, no.
00:56:19.000 This is not what I.
00:56:20.000 I need solo.
00:56:21.000 I need solo.
00:56:25.000 Maybe I'll, well, yeah, I'm going to do solo.
00:56:25.000 Or you know what?
00:56:37.000 What's your favorite vitamin water, King?
00:56:39.000 Why do you care?
00:56:41.000 Why would you care?
00:56:47.000 I don't know why people do that.
00:56:49.000 What's your favorite this?
00:56:50.000 It's like, it reminds me of when you're a kid in school and a guest comes to your classroom and they're like, do you have any questions for.
00:56:59.000 And it's like you have to come up with something.
00:57:01.000 Do you remember being in grade school and they'd be like, do you have any?
00:57:01.000 You know what I mean?
00:57:04.000 I don't know who they would bring in, but there was always like they'd bring in, you know, whatever. 0.95
00:57:09.000 Do you have any questions for, you know, if they brought in like a speaker or somebody to read like a storybook or whatever, and they'd literally like make you and you just have to bullshit?
00:57:21.000 What's your favorite vitamin water? 0.78
00:57:23.000 Why do you care?
00:57:25.000 What's it to you?
00:57:27.000 What is it to you?
00:57:30.000 What's your favorite color, MM?
00:57:31.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:57:32.000 What's your favorite color?
00:57:35.000 Really?
00:57:35.000 What's your favorite day of the week?
00:57:38.000 What's your favorite food?
00:57:40.000 What's your favorite animal?
00:57:41.000 Like what?
00:57:44.000 Stop.
00:57:44.000 I feel like it's that Tiger Beat magazine.
00:57:46.000 Anybody remember Tiger Beat magazine from back in the day?
00:57:51.000 Baby Check.
00:57:53.000 Jaden says, Hey, Nick, over under global partner game, 50 viewers.
00:57:57.000 I'm going to say under.
00:57:59.000 Jimbo with the diamond says, Hey, what's your favorite episode of Courage the Cowardly Dog?
00:58:04.000 I didn't watch that show a lot.
00:58:04.000 I don't know.
00:58:07.000 But yeah, funny question, bro.
00:58:08.000 Funny question, Jimbo.
00:58:11.000 Hold it for deployment.
00:58:13.000 Now's a good time to warm up.
00:58:15.000 What's your favorite animal?
00:58:16.000 What kind of question even is that, right?
00:58:18.000 I don't even have a favorite animal.
00:58:20.000 I don't even know what that means.
00:58:25.000 Maybe I'm just numb.
00:58:27.000 Maybe I just.
00:58:28.000 I'm so cool that I don't care about anything.
00:58:31.000 But seriously, like, who is out there obsessing over an animal?
00:58:36.000 Who are these people out there that have selected an animal?
00:58:42.000 To what end?
00:58:43.000 Oh!
00:58:47.000 To what end is the animal your favorite? 1.00
00:58:50.000 Damn it. 0.99
00:58:53.000 Jaden says, I was scared of it. 1.00
00:58:55.000 Scared of what? 0.99
00:58:57.000 Courage a cowardly dog. 0.55
00:59:05.000 What's your favorite number? 0.99
00:59:07.000 Relay Patriot.
00:59:08.000 Jimbo is the esoteric gamer of the movement.
00:59:11.000 Is he an esoteric gamer?
00:59:12.000 I don't really know.
00:59:16.000 Why is this lobby bad?
00:59:19.000 40 seconds still?
00:59:20.000 I feel like I've been playing this for my entire life.
00:59:27.000 This is a good gun.
00:59:28.000 I need to cop whatever this is.
00:59:31.000 What do we got going on there?
00:59:32.000 Whatever this is, I like it.
00:59:38.000 Somebody tell me what this is.
00:59:41.000 I'm building it in my loadout.
00:59:43.000 I'm going to take a picture of it so I have it.
00:59:51.000 Quick, quick.
00:59:52.000 Oh!
00:59:53.000 I'm not gonna get it.
00:59:54.000 Not gonna get it.
00:59:56.000 Playtime's over, mate.
00:59:57.000 Got it.
01:00:00.000 I gotta rebuild that gun.
01:00:02.000 George says, return the slab.
01:00:05.000 Ah, yes.
01:00:06.000 Yep.
01:00:07.000 Bonehead says, Nick, this is not a gimmick.
01:00:09.000 Look up inversion tables.
01:00:10.000 I'm not doing an inversion table, dude.
01:00:13.000 I don't like that, dude.
01:00:14.000 Whenever I, literally, whenever I turn my head upside down and like, the blood rushes to my head, and I don't like that.
01:00:22.000 Maybe that's the point, but I don't like that. 1.00
01:00:29.000 Darkseid says you're just an ass, Nick. 0.99
01:00:31.000 Okay, well, you're banned, so what do you think about that? 1.00
01:00:34.000 Wait, oops!
01:00:35.000 No, I didn't mean to do that. 1.00
01:00:37.000 Whoops, no, no remove moderator and ban You're an ass. 1.00
01:00:47.000 Don't say I don't even know you you're not even a sub. 1.00
01:00:47.000 That's rude. 1.00
01:00:50.000 Yeah, you're but you're gone, dude How's that for how's that for an ass, dude? 0.99
01:00:55.000 What do you think about that? 1.00
01:00:57.000 Was I really good at being an ass when I just muted you? 0.98
01:01:00.000 Was that good? 0.99
01:01:02.000 Rude people have no like Tact when it comes to that.
01:01:07.000 I don't know you can't talk to me like that I don't even know you. 1.00
01:01:14.000 What are you calling me an asshole for? 0.99
01:01:16.000 Kind of rude, don't you think? 1.00
01:01:18.000 Kind of, I don't know where people get off.
01:01:21.000 I legitimately do.
01:01:23.000 I'm being funny, but unironically, I get that all the time where people will, like, get kind of like fresh with me and then they get mad when I don't take it the right way.
01:01:37.000 It's like, you know, you kind of have to establish a little bit of familiarity with a person before you.
01:01:43.000 Can have that, like, the rapport where you can banter with somebody like that.
01:01:47.000 Do you know what I mean?
01:01:48.000 And I'm not even like one of these people that's like, you know, I'm not one of these people that's like super, you know, prudish about that kind of stuff.
01:01:59.000 You know what I mean?
01:01:59.000 But I get this all the time where people will, on Twitter or elsewhere, they get real nasty with me and they're like, oh, dude, like, I was just joking.
01:02:10.000 And it's like, you can't, you don't just go up to somebody and, like, you know, get shitty with them.
01:02:16.000 You have to.
01:02:17.000 Because without that rapport, there's no way to interpret context.
01:02:22.000 How do I know you're not just being some J.O.?
01:02:24.000 You know what I mean?
01:02:26.000 I get enough people that are just rude because they don't like me, where if I don't know you, it's like.
01:02:34.000 And I'm just not that person in particular, but just generally, I get that a lot.
01:02:39.000 They're like, why did you take it that way?
01:02:41.000 People get way too comfortable too quickly.
01:02:45.000 I got to be like, yo, watch it.
01:02:53.000 Literally autism.
01:02:54.000 Yeah, that's probably it.
01:03:00.000 Well, and that's, you know, a lot of people say I'm autistic.
01:03:03.000 I certainly have, like, you know, neurotic tendencies.
01:03:08.000 But I have a pretty good social awareness.
01:03:16.000 I'd like to think I have a pretty good.
01:03:18.000 Emotional, social awareness.
01:03:23.000 What are we working with here?
01:03:25.000 We got the zip tie.
01:03:28.000 What's going to be my loadout here?
01:03:33.000 How about the sniper?
01:03:36.000 And this guy.
01:03:37.000 I really like this gun whenever I get it.
01:03:42.000 Then again, this is kind of.
01:03:44.000 I like this too.
01:03:49.000 It's a tough car.
01:03:51.000 I feel like it kind of defeats the purpose, though, to have an SMG and an AR.
01:03:55.000 Like, you kind of need to just pick one.
01:03:59.000 Yeah, I'll probably just.
01:03:59.000 Let's just do that.
01:04:03.000 Let's just do that.
01:04:31.000 This game, like, it's not really good to practice playing this game mode because, uh, it's like, you get one engagement and if you die, like, then you just have to start all over again and, like...
01:04:44.000 collect guns and run around and find somebody, you know?
01:04:48.000 Maybe I'll do multiplayer.
01:04:50.000 I'll do some multiplayer and then I'll do.
01:04:53.000 Yeah.
01:04:53.000 So after this one, I think I'll do multiplayer and then I'll maybe come back later.
01:05:07.000 Oh, JD's in here?
01:05:13.000 Did Satirical Man just drop?
01:05:15.000 Is that another Ninjagini or is that the same Ninjagini?
01:05:17.000 I can't tell.
01:05:19.000 I took my eyes away from chat for a sec.
01:05:23.000 I'll read through everything at the end.
01:05:25.000 I got the Super Chat plugin open.
01:05:33.000 Have you ever played Ground War? 0.99
01:05:35.000 Yeah, I fucking hate Ground War. 1.00
01:05:36.000 It sucks. 1.00
01:05:46.000 Is that it? 0.99
01:05:47.000 There's nothing else down here?
01:05:53.000 Enemy personal radar in the air!
01:06:05.000 I gotta get a car.
01:06:23.000 Getting a little lag.
01:06:25.000 Don't like that.
01:06:44.000 Cool, so nobody's around.
01:07:01.000 I hear something going on over here.
01:07:16.000 I'm going to snag that ATV.
01:07:19.000 Maybe I can find some action.
01:07:25.000 Shire says anti lag diamond.
01:07:28.000 Thank you.
01:08:03.000 Yeah, is that all this game is?
01:08:05.000 Is just like a singles battle royale?
01:08:09.000 You're just driving around looking for people?
01:08:11.000 I don't get it.
01:08:28.000 I'm just going to drive towards the shooting.
01:08:34.000 Maybe I'll grab that helicopter.
01:08:35.000 Whoops. 0.85
01:08:54.000 Bruh, the lag!
01:08:55.000 Can we stop?
01:09:00.000 Can I not get lag, please?
01:09:16.000 a ladder or something I could get to the roof.
01:09:21.000 Elevator.
01:09:23.000 Elevator downstairs maybe?
01:09:33.000 Jaden says play Sekiro.
01:09:35.000 Is that how you pronounce it?
01:09:36.000 I'm not going to play that.
01:09:37.000 Too hard.
01:09:39.000 Too hard.
01:09:39.000 No thanks.
01:09:50.000 Cool, still no guys.
01:10:14.000 Maybe I'll get by that supply drop.
01:10:18.000 Maybe there's somebody's gonna try and get that for sure.
01:10:22.000 Maybe I'll head up here and snipe. 0.98
01:10:27.000 If you go for that loadout drop, you're dead meat. 1.00
01:10:30.000 If you go for that loadout drop, you're gonna get fucking blasted. 0.99
01:10:55.000 Oh, somebody's in my building. 0.99
01:10:59.000 Let's get ready to rock. 0.99
01:11:06.000 What the fuck was that? 0.99
01:11:09.000 Dude, are you kidding? 1.00
01:11:13.000 You're gay. 1.00
01:11:22.000 I'm just watching the screen. 1.00
01:11:24.000 I had my heartbeat monitor up and it literally obstructed exactly where his head was.
01:11:28.000 Did you see that?
01:11:30.000 I have the heart rate monitor up blocking my vision right where the guy is.
01:11:38.000 Yeah, I completely missed that.
01:11:45.000 He must add ghosts because the heart rate didn't pick him up, obviously.
01:12:05.000 Yeah! 1.00
01:12:06.000 Eat shit, bitch! 1.00
01:12:14.000 Alright, uh, I think he took my helicopter. 1.00
01:12:22.000 So I go for my.
01:12:23.000 Oh no, the helicopter's there.
01:12:25.000 Oh, it's just obscured by the flag.
01:12:27.000 Oh, he's still up there! 1.00
01:12:28.000 Damn it! 1.00
01:12:31.000 Isn't he? 1.00
01:12:31.000 I thought I saw movement. 1.00
01:12:33.000 Maybe not.
01:12:39.000 I'm not gonna make the same mistake twice.
01:12:47.000 You think he's still in there, I wonder?
01:12:50.000 I don't want to take the chance, get ambushed.
01:12:54.000 Where am I getting shot from?
01:13:06.000 I see this guy.
01:13:35.000 Oh!
01:13:39.000 Missile locking.
01:13:41.000 Careful, careful, SpongeBob.
01:13:46.000 He's down there, right?
01:13:46.000 Where's this guy?
01:13:47.000 Where are you at, buddy?
01:14:03.000 Is that him?
01:14:03.000 Is he just hanging out there?
01:14:06.000 No, that's not a guy.
01:14:10.000 That's a sandwich board sign.
01:14:12.000 I thought that was a guy.
01:14:33.000 Oh, is there another helicopter?
01:14:34.000 I thought I saw one out there in the distance.
01:14:45.000 as a car.
01:14:46.000 I'll try to snipe.
01:15:11.000 Let's give it a shot. 1.00
01:15:24.000 Bruh, you're a dick. 1.00
01:15:28.000 Fuck you. 1.00
01:15:33.000 I guess it's good I parked it. 1.00
01:15:34.000 Aw, shit. 0.99
01:15:35.000 Oh, he's up there. 1.00
01:15:36.000 Damn it. 0.99
01:15:37.000 I'm not in a good spot here. 0.99
01:15:47.000 Maybe I'll go for that car.
01:15:49.000 Are you serious?
01:15:50.000 Dude.
01:15:59.000 Cool game.
01:16:00.000 Love that.
01:16:00.000 I'm playing multiplayer hmm okay can we move now
01:16:51.000 Alright, we can play this.
01:16:53.000 I just hope I don't get the maps I don't like.
01:16:55.000 Let's try and recreate that.
01:16:57.000 I want that gun.
01:16:58.000 I'm gonna make some modifications here.
01:17:07.000 It's cool how nothing is loading.
01:17:09.000 I love that.
01:17:11.000 Loving that for me.
01:17:14.000 What was the barrel that it had?
01:17:27.000 I think it was this barrel.
01:17:31.000 I'm not 100%.
01:17:41.000 Yeah, it's probably this one.
01:17:50.000 Oh, maybe not then.
01:17:51.000 It was Is it this stock?
01:18:13.000 No.
01:18:15.000 What even is that stock?
01:18:16.000 That doesn't even look.
01:18:27.000 I don't know which one that was.
01:18:29.000 That one?
01:18:34.000 Whatever.
01:18:34.000 I'm just going to leave it alone.
01:18:51.000 Yeah, we'll try that.
01:18:52.000 We'll try that with those modifications. 1.00
01:18:58.000 Oh, Shalots in here? 1.00
01:18:59.000 Shalots is Plunder Blows. 0.52
01:19:01.000 Is that the other, like, Battle Royale map?
01:19:32.000 I love all the conversation happening in chat about Anglos and Germans.
01:19:37.000 Really normal hours.
01:19:42.000 And Protestantism.
01:19:46.000 Got a lot of great historical conversation happening in chat.
01:19:49.000 I love to see that.
01:19:50.000 Very relaxed, really matching my vibe, really matching my morning vibe here.
01:20:04.000 Ah, Steve Franson in chat.
01:20:05.000 He says, good morning.
01:20:06.000 Good morning, Steve.
01:20:15.000 Can we get our music back?
01:20:29.000 My Spotify app is very slow.
01:20:35.000 So I think I'm just going to not have the music actually.
01:20:54.000 Defend the hard point when it moves, you follow.
01:21:03.000 Oh, this class is not really made for this.
01:21:37.000 Loving the grab this game graph.
01:21:52.000 Why are they yellow and not red?
01:21:54.000 That's throwing me.
01:21:56.000 Why is it yellow and like dark blue?
01:21:58.000 Okay, lag?
01:21:59.000 Jeez. 1.00
01:22:01.000 Fuck this game, dude. 1.00
01:22:02.000 I hate it. 1.00
01:22:03.000 Why?
01:22:04.000 What a broken game.
01:22:06.000 Graphics are a potato.
01:22:07.000 The lag is bad.
01:22:09.000 They changed the colors.
01:22:10.000 Now everyone's yellow. 0.99
01:22:11.000 What the fuck is that? 0.99
01:22:13.000 How does that make any sense? 0.99
01:22:26.000 That didn't make any sense.
01:22:50.000 Bruh, somebody says get shot. 1.00
01:23:00.000 Okay, this game sucks. 1.00
01:23:01.000 No, it's the lag and it's the fact that they And the graphics suck. 1.00
01:23:09.000 I'm gonna do it getting shot What the fuck is that guy doing? 0.99
01:23:45.000 Maybe colorblind mode? 1.00
01:23:47.000 OHHHHHHHHHHHHH Oh, that is what it is.
01:23:48.000 Yeah Kind of general.
01:24:00.000 Oh, yeah, there we go.
01:24:04.000 Okay, there we go.
01:24:08.000 Wow, look at that.
01:24:09.000 Jaden with the diagnostics.
01:24:12.000 Oh!
01:24:25.000 uh oh where was that bruh nick is colorblind That's what they said.
01:24:51.000 They said that's like, uh.
01:24:54.000 Makes it more vivid and makes enemies easier to see.
01:24:57.000 Oh, he's behind.
01:24:58.000 Okay, cool.
01:25:42.000 Secure!
01:25:44.000 Oh, whoops.
01:25:53.000 Yo. 1.00
01:25:54.000 Ah, what the fuck was that?! 1.00
01:25:56.000 I was still reloading, I think. 0.99
01:26:32.000 Don't like it- Aw, shit! 0.98
01:28:07.000 Let me just get in there, Oh 1.00
01:28:58.000 shit. 1.00
01:29:10.000 Oh shit, he's right there. 1.00
01:29:19.000 Aw, dammit. 1.00
01:29:23.000 I'm not... 0.99
01:31:08.000 Where's the other guy, huh?
01:31:36.000 Bruh! 1.00
01:31:37.000 That was gay. 1.00
01:31:38.000 Aw, damn it. 1.00
01:32:53.000 I got in the middle there. 0.99
01:32:55.000 Did I seriously get the least kills out of anybody? 1.00
01:32:58.000 What the fuck? 0.99
01:33:05.000 I thought I was doing okay. 1.00
01:33:44.000 Francis is looking for a second.
01:33:46.000 Happy to squat up.
01:33:49.000 Yeah, we could play.
01:33:50.000 You want to play Warzone?
01:33:55.000 Do I have you on Steam or Activision or whatever?
01:34:00.000 Jaden, you want to get in or nah?
01:34:07.000 Are there any other e celebrities that want to play?
01:34:10.000 Me, Steve.
01:34:25.000 Good, Jaden.
01:34:26.000 Oh, okay.
01:34:27.000 Yeah, I'll get right on that.
01:34:32.000 Shalit.
01:34:32.000 Yeah, Shalit can play if he wants.
01:34:47.000 Shallot says, I'll play if Jaden doesn't.
01:34:49.000 Okay.
01:34:52.000 Hugh says, I'll play.
01:34:54.000 No, you won't. 0.99
01:34:59.000 Justin says, I'm shit at cod, just want to play Animal Crossing. 0.99
01:35:02.000 Yeah, relating, dude. 0.99
01:35:12.000 PewDiePie should play.
01:35:16.000 Hilarious, dude.
01:35:17.000 Hilarious.
01:35:18.000 Yes.
01:35:20.000 PewDiePie, come play.
01:35:22.000 Dude, that's so funny.
01:35:22.000 Yeah.
01:35:27.000 Jaden says, sure.
01:35:29.000 All right.
01:35:30.000 Jaden reluctantly being enlisted to the Modern Warfare.
01:35:35.000 Revolve TV says, I'll play.
01:35:37.000 No, you won't.
01:35:38.000 Oh, Francis says, 20 gigabyte update.
01:35:42.000 F, dude.
01:35:44.000 Sorry to hear that.
01:35:46.000 Well, you updated.
01:35:47.000 See where we're at on time.
01:35:49.000 Shalit can play in the meantime.
01:35:51.000 I'm enlisting Shalit.
01:35:53.000 Jaden says, never mind.
01:35:54.000 So he's bailing now?
01:35:58.000 So it's back to just me then.
01:36:02.000 Is that right?
01:36:09.000 I'll play.
01:36:09.000 No, you won't.
01:36:11.000 Real Smith Brady says, I'll play.
01:36:14.000 No, you won't.
01:36:15.000 No, you're not.
01:36:18.000 You can play over where you are.
01:36:20.000 All right.
01:36:21.000 Jaden says he'll play.
01:36:23.000 Epic.
01:36:28.000 Nick, let's play Minecraft together.
01:36:31.000 No, let's not.
01:36:35.000 Some of these people, man.
01:36:37.000 Some of these people do be trying to initiate interactions with me.
01:36:43.000 It's like, do you watch my show?
01:36:45.000 Do you know me?
01:36:47.000 They'd be like, hey.
01:36:49.000 I love when people are trying to start a conversation on Instagram or email.
01:36:53.000 Hey.
01:36:55.000 Oh, hey.
01:36:55.000 Yeah, I just got limitless time to just chat.
01:36:58.000 Let's just chat.
01:36:59.000 You and me.
01:37:01.000 Shalit says he's coming.
01:37:03.000 Okay, Jaden says, I'm kind of tired. 0.76
01:37:05.000 Maybe not, actually.
01:37:06.000 I think he's just trolling me now. 0.59
01:37:07.000 Jaden's just being a troll. 0.90
01:37:10.000 Classic troll. 0.94
01:37:12.000 Jaden McNeil. 0.62
01:37:13.000 No friends.
01:37:16.000 Isn't that the case?
01:37:17.000 Yeah, isn't that how it always is, right?
01:37:23.000 Hey, Nick.
01:37:24.000 Hey.
01:37:25.000 Baseless says, can we play on the swing set, Nick?
01:37:28.000 You're funny, bro.
01:37:29.000 You're funny.
01:37:30.000 You are funny.
01:37:33.000 And I like what you said.
01:37:38.000 Nick only plays with Groyper High Command.
01:37:40.000 Yeah.
01:37:41.000 Yeah, you got to be a big time, got to be a cloutster to talk to me.
01:37:46.000 You got to have a little bit of clout.
01:37:46.000 I'm a big guy.
01:37:49.000 Got to have a little bit of clout to hobnob with me.
01:37:53.000 I'm the big time.
01:37:54.000 I'm the big time.
01:37:55.000 I'm here for Mitch and Murray.
01:37:58.000 So.
01:38:02.000 Ouch.
01:38:08.000 Yeah, get on, buddy.
01:38:10.000 Oh, you gave me money?
01:38:11.000 I'm going to make fun of you.
01:38:13.000 Oh, you threw a tip my way?
01:38:15.000 Trying to get in on the joke? 1.00
01:38:17.000 Fuck you. 1.00
01:38:18.000 Oh, yeah? 1.00
01:38:21.000 No, you're not.
01:38:21.000 I don't think so.
01:38:23.000 I don't think so.
01:38:24.000 You're not.
01:38:25.000 Participating in that joke on my watch.
01:38:28.000 Not on my watch.
01:38:29.000 I'm the funny guy.
01:38:35.000 Nick, I have 800 followers.
01:38:37.000 Dude, I remember when I had 800 followers like a million years ago.
01:38:41.000 Jesse Winfrey with five gifted subs.
01:38:45.000 Thanks a lot, buddy.
01:38:46.000 Appreciate it.
01:38:47.000 This Jesse Winfrey, who are we dealing with here?
01:38:49.000 Is this John Bradshaw Layfield?
01:38:54.000 This cowboy must be a real.
01:38:58.000 Titan of agriculture.
01:39:00.000 Thank you very much, J Mac.
01:39:05.000 All right.
01:39:13.000 This kind of abuse is almost sexual.
01:39:16.000 Dude, no, it's not, actually.
01:39:17.000 There's nothing sexual about it.
01:39:23.000 I'm getting in on Discord. 0.97
01:39:24.000 Everything is slow because I'm running Call of Duty, and Call of Duty makes my computer suck.
01:39:31.000 Hey!
01:39:32.000 What up?
01:39:33.000 What up?
01:39:36.000 Had to step up to the plate.
01:39:39.000 What up, gamer?
01:39:41.000 Hello, gamer.
01:39:43.000 Thanks for joining me.
01:39:45.000 Yeah, here I am.
01:39:48.000 Yeah, I did.
01:39:49.000 Having to get on.
01:39:51.000 Unbelievable.
01:39:53.000 Yeah, I know you're really busy.
01:39:55.000 I am, man.
01:39:56.000 I haven't slept yet.
01:39:58.000 Yes, neither have I.
01:40:01.000 I want to scream and shout.
01:40:03.000 Steve says he's 15 minutes out.
01:40:05.000 Okay.
01:40:06.000 And let it all out. 0.97
01:40:07.000 Replace Shalit with you when you get set up. 0.97
01:40:16.000 All right. 0.74
01:40:17.000 Satirical man with some gift subs.
01:40:19.000 Thanks, buddy.
01:40:21.000 Dude, this satirical man came.
01:40:26.000 Who is this man?
01:40:27.000 The satirical man.
01:40:29.000 I wonder if we could crack the code.
01:40:31.000 Satirical man.
01:40:33.000 What does that mean?
01:40:33.000 Hmm.
01:40:36.000 What could it mean?
01:40:42.000 Yo, Mini Waza.
01:40:43.000 Thank you for the lemon, dude.
01:40:45.000 Yo, thank you so much for the lemon, dude.
01:40:49.000 Yo,.
01:40:50.000 Yarmulke with the lemon, thank you.
01:40:53.000 Thanks for the lemon, pal.
01:40:56.000 Wouldn't that be really funny if it was a running joke on the show that if somebody dropped a ninja, I'd be like, Neil, thanks.
01:41:03.000 And then if somebody dropped an ice cream, I'd be like, dude, thank you so much for the ice cream.
01:41:08.000 Dude, bless.
01:41:11.000 Hey, you missed my donation.
01:41:13.000 What, did you throw something in?
01:41:15.000 Yeah, you missed my donation.
01:41:16.000 Threw a lemon.
01:41:17.000 Oh, thanks for the lemon, Jaden McNeil.
01:41:24.000 Jaden McNeil.
01:41:25.000 Jaden McCheese.
01:41:28.000 The old Jaden McCheese.
01:41:33.000 Hey.
01:41:36.000 Jaden McCheese eating the free cheese on the hooks.
01:41:40.000 That's me.
01:41:41.000 How could they be dangerous when they're covered in free cheese? 1.00
01:41:47.000 Jade would be like, mmm, cheesy. 0.86
01:41:51.000 Yeah, yeah, that's me.
01:41:53.000 Patrick be like, the hooks, me boy!
01:41:59.000 Patrick's just looking out for us.
01:42:01.000 He doesn't want us to get the hooks.
01:42:07.000 Hey, what's up, guys?
01:42:08.000 Hey, what's up, Steve?
01:42:11.000 Good morning.
01:42:11.000 A rare morning appearance from you guys.
01:42:15.000 We haven't slept.
01:42:17.000 It's true.
01:42:17.000 Hey, have you guys seen this Tiger King Netflix show?
01:42:24.000 No, no, what is it?
01:42:25.000 Oh, it's utter madness.
01:42:28.000 It's like three people, they're in the tiger industry, like buying and selling tigers. 1.00
01:42:34.000 One of them is a lady.
01:42:36.000 She's an awful, and she runs Tiger Rescue. 0.92
01:42:41.000 And so her whole thing is she's trying to undermine these two guys who are like running like tiger zoos one guy in Florida, one guy in South Carolina. 0.98
01:42:52.000 And everyone is insane. 0.95
01:42:54.000 Like the guy in Florida, he's like a gay dude with a mullet, and he's like making jokes about flying over the lady's place in a helicopter and dropping grenades on her place because he hates her so much. 0.99
01:43:09.000 And he apparently went to prison for trying to hire someone to kill her. 0.95
01:43:15.000 And then the other guy, he's running a harem. 0.84
01:43:20.000 He's got a bunch of women.
01:43:22.000 So it's the whole hook, basically, the whole hook is to get people around the tigers.
01:43:28.000 And people do anything to be around tigers.
01:43:32.000 It's a documentary. 1.00
01:43:33.000 This shit is real. 1.00
01:43:35.000 I think I saw a screenshot of that on Twitter. 1.00
01:43:37.000 I think Nationalist TV posted something about that.
01:43:41.000 I'll check it out.
01:43:42.000 Sounds interesting.
01:43:43.000 Yeah, it's bonkers.
01:43:45.000 You've been watching a lot of Netflix since you're under quarantine?
01:43:49.000 It doesn't really matter.
01:43:50.000 You're in the mountains, right?
01:43:51.000 So you're by civilization anyway, really.
01:43:54.000 Yeah, I've been doing my thing.
01:43:55.000 I haven't been watching much TV or anything.
01:43:59.000 Yeah, I've been vibing.
01:43:59.000 Gotcha.
01:44:04.000 I've been honestly so bored.
01:44:06.000 I don't think I'm just bored all the time.
01:44:08.000 It's not especially bored because of Corona, just like resumption of normal boredom.
01:44:14.000 So, I gotta maybe I'll check that out.
01:44:17.000 I've been looking for more TV.
01:44:18.000 Because today I was like, I don't want to work.
01:44:21.000 What do I do?
01:44:22.000 Like, besides things related, what do I do to relax?
01:44:25.000 And I was like, I don't know.
01:44:27.000 Maybe I'll watch something.
01:44:29.000 I don't know.
01:44:31.000 Do you guys have a yard where you're at, Nick?
01:44:34.000 Yeah, I have a yard.
01:44:34.000 It's not super.
01:44:36.000 You could raise rabbits.
01:44:37.000 I could send you rabbits.
01:44:38.000 I'm raising rabbits now.
01:44:40.000 Yeah.
01:44:40.000 What do you.
01:44:40.000 Could you eat them?
01:44:42.000 Yeah.
01:44:42.000 Or what are you doing?
01:44:43.000 Yeah, I'm going to eat them.
01:44:46.000 Are you serious?
01:44:46.000 I have no idea.
01:44:47.000 What do you do with them?
01:44:48.000 Do they lay eggs?
01:44:53.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:44:54.000 Well, they just breathe like crazy. 0.95
01:44:55.000 And then, like, within five months of being alive, you can butcher them. 0.90
01:44:59.000 So I'm going to start butchering rabbits. 0.51
01:45:01.000 Are they good?
01:45:02.000 Have you ever had rabbit?
01:45:05.000 I've never had rabbit before.
01:45:08.000 I wonder what it's like.
01:45:10.000 Isn't it, like, sort of a delicacy some places? 1.00
01:45:13.000 Or am I just retarded? 0.99
01:45:15.000 How could it be a delicacy? 0.99
01:45:16.000 They're literally everywhere.
01:45:17.000 Yeah, I know they are, but I'm pretty sure that, like, I don't know.
01:45:21.000 I think I went on a cruise one time and I think they were serving rabbit.
01:45:24.000 You went on a cruise once?
01:45:26.000 Yeah.
01:45:27.000 How many times have you gone on a cruise?
01:45:29.000 Just once?
01:45:30.000 Just once.
01:45:31.000 Just the one time?
01:45:32.000 Just the one time.
01:45:33.000 One time, yeah.
01:45:35.000 Jesse Winfrey says, This tiger show sounds like a story.
01:45:38.000 Wrote a barn burnt meth addict that has been on a three week binge. 1.00
01:45:41.000 Yeah, very true.
01:45:43.000 Thanks for it.
01:45:43.000 It sounds very crazy.
01:45:45.000 Thanks for the Ninjagini.
01:45:47.000 Granted, it was a carnival cruise.
01:45:50.000 I don't know if you can really call that.
01:45:52.000 I've never been on a cruise.
01:45:54.000 Jaden would be like, How old were you when you were on the cruise?
01:45:58.000 I was like sophomore summer of high school.
01:46:02.000 Jaden turning up on the cruise.
01:46:04.000 Jaden would be like, Hey, Nick!
01:46:06.000 Check out the buffet.
01:46:07.000 It's lit.
01:46:08.000 The tickets are cheap.
01:46:10.000 Maybe we can go.
01:46:11.000 Yeah, all right.
01:46:11.000 Corona?
01:46:12.000 We'll survive.
01:46:20.000 The virus can't get us on the open ocean.
01:46:23.000 Unironically, I'm down for a Groyper cruise.
01:46:27.000 Jaden would be like, it's Groyper on deck, dude.
01:46:31.000 You are the Groyper on deck. 0.92
01:46:33.000 It's true.
01:46:34.000 See, this guy even said carnival cruises are super cheap.
01:46:37.000 I was looking at it.
01:46:39.000 I don't even know if they're sailing, but like a couple of weeks ago, I looked and they were like $600 for a week cruise.
01:46:47.000 What?
01:46:48.000 Whoa.
01:46:49.000 That is cheap.
01:46:50.000 That's cheap.
01:46:54.000 All right, run to op.
01:46:56.000 Is Shalit in here?
01:46:57.000 I'm here.
01:46:58.000 Run to op.
01:47:01.000 Run to op time.
01:47:03.000 Yeah, we can sing the Sweet Life on Deck theme song over and over.
01:47:08.000 Think about how, if we went on a cruise, could you imagine how many times I'd play that song?
01:47:14.000 I would be Zach and you would be Cody.
01:47:16.000 Wrong.
01:47:17.000 You're Cody, dude.
01:47:18.000 What?
01:47:19.000 How am I Cody?
01:47:20.000 Are you kidding me?
01:47:21.000 100% Cody.
01:47:22.000 Chat would agree 100%.
01:47:24.000 So you're the nerd. 1.00
01:47:27.000 You're fucking the nerd. 1.00
01:47:28.000 I'm the Chad. 1.00
01:47:29.000 I'm the Chad.
01:47:31.000 That doesn't mean anything.
01:47:34.000 Cody didn't wear it.
01:47:36.000 Cody did not wear glasses.
01:47:37.000 Yeah, but he was the nerd.
01:47:41.000 I wouldn't wear glasses on the cruise.
01:47:42.000 I would wear contacts.
01:47:44.000 I'm the jock.
01:47:45.000 Everybody knows I'm the jock.
01:47:46.000 Oh, dude. 0.61
01:47:47.000 I'm the jock of the Groypers. 0.97
01:47:49.000 Come on.
01:47:50.000 I have this reputation as being kind of like a meathead, kind of like the athlete of the group.
01:47:57.000 Nick's carrying around a football.
01:48:02.000 You can't catch me without a football in my head.
01:48:09.000 I'm going to go get breakfast.
01:48:10.000 I'll join you guys in like 20, 25 minutes.
01:48:12.000 Okay.
01:48:13.000 Sounds good, catch you later.
01:48:14.000 Alright, bro.
01:48:14.000 Yeah, I'll just mute.
01:48:15.000 Enjoy.
01:48:18.000 Dude, these guys in chat are acting, they're like, Jin, you don't go to the gym!
01:48:24.000 Yeah, we're comparing myself and Nick.
01:48:29.000 I don't think that really matters.
01:48:31.000 Dude, everybody knows I live in the gym.
01:48:34.000 Yeah, dude.
01:48:36.000 That's my nickname, Rat.
01:48:38.000 Because I'm a gym rat.
01:48:39.000 I dribble the basketball two hands.
01:48:42.000 Yeah, because I dribble it twice as hard as you.
01:48:50.000 Yeah, dude.
01:48:53.000 Unbelievable.
01:48:55.000 What?
01:48:56.000 Dude, you just gotta own it, okay?
01:48:58.000 I'm Zach!
01:49:00.000 I'm Zach!
01:49:01.000 Shalit, would Jaden be Cody or Zach?
01:49:04.000 Man, I'm a little.
01:49:06.000 That's a little bit, uh.
01:49:07.000 Past my time.
01:49:09.000 Oh, yeah, that's true.
01:49:12.000 Dude, I'm the mischievous one.
01:49:14.000 I. 0.99
01:49:14.000 Yeah, dude, I'm fucking Groyper. 0.99
01:49:17.000 You were the turning point. 0.98
01:49:18.000 Woo!
01:49:19.000 I'm you're looking at the new turning point chapter president of K State.
01:49:23.000 Okay, Cody.
01:49:25.000 And I was like, Israel, that's major Zach energy. 0.51
01:49:30.000 Yeah, yeah, that's okay.
01:49:32.000 But I'm saying, like, now that's like saying, well, in high school, you were cringe.
01:49:38.000 It's like, yeah, we all had our cringe moments.
01:49:40.000 That wasn't high school, that was last year, bro.
01:49:43.000 Not the same thing.
01:49:44.000 That was last year, bro.
01:49:46.000 Not the same thing.
01:49:48.000 And but we all agreed that Patrick would be mistaken.
01:49:52.000 He is. 0.98
01:49:53.000 Stop calling me dumb trick. 0.99
01:49:54.000 Zerk! 0.99
01:49:56.000 No running in my lobby.
01:49:59.000 Patrick V, like, no running in the lobby.
01:50:08.000 Yeah, I don't recall Zach ever naming Israel.
01:50:11.000 Patrick saving the vase from that center table.
01:50:19.000 Oh, hey, oh. 1.00
01:50:25.000 Patrick be like, Pish Posh! 1.00
01:50:32.000 Pish Posh.
01:50:39.000 Had to be like, would you like am or fm?
01:50:44.000 Dude, how do you remember these references?
01:50:48.000 I don't get it.
01:50:50.000 How many times did you watch these episodes?
01:50:53.000 Zach and Cody, I just need to see them once.
01:50:55.000 I memorized every one of those.
01:51:06.000 But do you know the theme song?
01:51:07.000 Do you know the theme song?
01:51:09.000 Word for word?
01:51:11.000 Probably, yeah.
01:51:17.000 Oh, well, I wasn't asking you to sing it.
01:51:20.000 I just thought you were in the game.
01:51:21.000 To repeat the words.
01:51:23.000 Yeah, you have to say the next word.
01:51:29.000 This.
01:51:30.000 And then you say boat.
01:51:31.000 And then I say.
01:51:32.000 Sounds like a fun word.
01:51:34.000 Rocking.
01:51:37.000 Aino stopping us now.
01:51:40.000 You're giving off major Cody energy right now.
01:51:42.000 Because we're living the sweet life?
01:51:45.000 Dude, no way, man.
01:51:49.000 Plus, that picture you sent me with a shirt tucked in.
01:51:55.000 I'm wearing Hawaiian shirts, Zach energy.
01:51:58.000 Right now, I'm wearing my ripped vest that I ripped after beating a Sekiro boss.
01:52:05.000 That's Zach vibes.
01:52:08.000 Zach Vibes.
01:52:09.000 Remember when Zach was like monster Dunk, You'd be simping for what was what?
01:52:19.000 Was the girl's daddy?
01:52:21.000 No, that's Zach's girl.
01:52:23.000 Who's?
01:52:24.000 No, who is the chick that?
01:52:27.000 Um No, the girl on sweet life on deck Jesse, now that's the other shelf.
01:52:36.000 Was your name Bailey Pickett?
01:52:37.000 Yeah, something like that.
01:52:39.000 I'm either gonna get my girl or something like that. 0.59
01:52:45.000 It was like a hit girl.
01:52:46.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:52:47.000 Oh, yeah, that's right. 0.81
01:52:48.000 Yeah, their relationship on that show was so gross, dude. 1.00
01:52:51.000 Fuck her. 1.00
01:52:53.000 I never liked her. 1.00
01:52:54.000 And the Cody and her, that romance was so cringe.
01:52:57.000 Yeah, big agree, dude.
01:53:02.000 Chad, Maddie.
01:53:04.000 Chad, London, Tiffany.
01:53:07.000 Yeah, Maddie wasn't on the boat, Rip.
01:53:09.000 London be like, Yay, me.
01:53:18.000 Mr. Tipton has satire of Donald Trump.
01:53:24.000 President Tipton.
01:53:27.000 Mr. Tipton launches a surprise.
01:53:30.000 Zach and Cody in the house.
01:53:32.000 Mr. Tipton launches an impossible populist bid for the White House in 2016.
01:53:38.000 Here he comes down the elevator.
01:53:45.000 And there's his Asian daughter, London Tipton.
01:53:49.000 President Tipton.
01:53:59.000 Make Boston great again.
01:54:08.000 How are you doing, Shalit?
01:54:10.000 They're bringing drugs.
01:54:11.000 They're raving.
01:54:14.000 Why aren't you contributing, Shalit, to this conversation?
01:54:19.000 Who was the handyman?
01:54:21.000 Yeah, that's Shalit.
01:54:25.000 Arwen, who has a crush on our mom.
01:54:31.000 Relatable.
01:54:36.000 Mr. Tipton, be like Esteban is a bad ombre.
01:54:40.000 Dude, we need to get S.O.
01:54:44.000 He has to come here, but he has to come legally.
01:54:50.000 Mr. Tipton says to Mr. Mosby, look at my African American, are you the greatest?
01:55:05.000 I need to go back and watch some of these shows.
01:55:09.000 What was I watching as a child?
01:55:14.000 Brandy and Mr. Whiskers.
01:55:18.000 I never really watched that.
01:55:22.000 I wasn't a fan.
01:55:24.000 No?
01:55:25.000 Not really, no.
01:55:29.000 You were a fan of Brandy and Mr. Whiskers?
01:55:31.000 Nah, just a little esoteric.
01:55:38.000 Zeke and Luther.
01:55:40.000 I never watched that. 1.00
01:55:42.000 Shit, dude. 1.00
01:55:43.000 That show was terrible. 1.00
01:55:44.000 I never watched anything on Disney XD.
01:55:46.000 You never watched Disney XD? 1.00
01:55:48.000 What are you, gay? 1.00
01:55:49.000 Dude, Disney XD is where the boys hang out Star Wars, Clone Wars, Zeke and Luther. 1.00
01:55:56.000 Yeah, Zeke and Luther, dude. 1.00
01:55:58.000 Gay? 0.99
01:56:00.000 Epic skater moment. 0.92
01:56:01.000 What did you watch, Hannah Montana?
01:56:04.000 Uh, no worries.
01:56:05.000 I mean,.
01:56:06.000 No, not Victor. 1.00
01:56:08.000 I tried to stay away from the female. 1.00
01:56:10.000 I don't know. 1.00
01:56:14.000 At that time.
01:56:15.000 I love Zeke and Luther. 1.00
01:56:16.000 Gay. 0.99
01:56:18.000 Yeah, I like iCarly. 1.00
01:56:18.000 iCarly. 1.00
01:56:22.000 I watched it a little bit.
01:56:23.000 I don't know, man.
01:56:24.000 I didn't watch that much Nick.
01:56:25.000 Am I supposed to get in?
01:56:28.000 Yeah.
01:56:28.000 What's our plan here?
01:56:29.000 What are we going to do? 0.97
01:56:30.000 We want to grab another flag?
01:56:34.000 I don't care.
01:56:36.000 There's a bunch of people over here.
01:56:40.000 Where?
01:56:40.000 I think by the time Zeke and Luther came out, I was watching Minecraft Hunger Games on YouTube.
01:56:47.000 I'll grab it, Archie.
01:56:59.000 That was like young though.
01:57:01.000 Yeah, that was not Zeke and Luther Ever watch Kick Batowski?
01:57:17.000 Uh, no, but I know.
01:57:18.000 I've heard the name.
01:57:20.000 I'm just gonna look it up.
01:57:24.000 And, uh I watched regular show.
01:57:27.000 That was kind of like a late-stage Cartoon Network show.
01:57:30.000 Yeah.
01:57:31.000 Oh!
01:57:32.000 There's a car coming up on you guys.
01:57:37.000 Wait, what was the show called?
01:57:39.000 Kick Batowski.
01:57:44.000 I got one, shall it?
01:57:51.000 Alright, I got that team wiped him.
01:57:53.000 Ooh, that was spooky.
01:57:57.000 What happened?
01:57:58.000 The car blew up.
01:57:59.000 Alright, repeat it again.
01:58:06.000 What was it?
01:58:08.000 Oh, here it is.
01:58:11.000 No, I never watched it.
01:58:15.000 I remember it now, but I never really watched it.
01:58:19.000 2010.
01:58:20.000 It came out in 2010. 0.99
01:58:21.000 Damn. 0.99
01:58:25.000 Sheesh! 1.00
01:58:27.000 That's crazy.
01:58:28.000 Foster's home for imaginary friends.
01:58:31.000 Yeah, I watched a little bit of that.
01:58:33.000 Goodwill.
01:58:34.000 Blue.
01:58:36.000 Do we need that loadout drop or not?
01:58:39.000 I'll grab it.
01:58:40.000 There's a guy right there, though.
01:58:42.000 Right up on that hill.
01:58:47.000 Oh, oh!
01:58:48.000 Oh!
01:58:48.000 I got shot out of the helicopter.
01:58:50.000 I died.
01:58:51.000 Don't worry, I took over. 1.00
01:58:52.000 I'm the guy in the sky now, bitch. 0.99
01:58:56.000 How did he clean me out like that so quick? 0.99
01:58:58.000 I'm nigh in the sky looking at you.
01:59:08.000 Johnny Test? 1.00
01:59:09.000 Dude, that show is ass. 1.00
01:59:10.000 I fucking hate that show. 1.00
01:59:13.000 I don't know why he has such a problem. 1.00
01:59:16.000 Johnny Test.
01:59:20.000 Freed!
01:59:32.000 Johnny Tennis wasn't a good show.
01:59:34.000 The drawings weren't good and the jokes weren't good. 0.99
01:59:38.000 The show sucked.
01:59:41.000 It's better than Zeke and Luffy. 0.97
01:59:45.000 You don't want the helicopter, Nick?
01:59:47.000 I do, but I'm helping. 0.81
01:59:50.000 I was about to jump down and we would have been screwed.
01:59:50.000 I left it up here.
01:59:54.000 Johnny Bravo sucked. 0.99
02:00:01.000 Emperor's new groove. 1.00
02:00:04.000 Yeah, that's the worst.
02:00:05.000 Or a new school was the show.
02:00:14.000 I'm being shot at from right here.
02:00:17.000 Okay, that's what they were.
02:00:19.000 I have like 20 bullets.
02:00:24.000 Ed, Ed, and Eddie.
02:00:25.000 Yeah, that show was awesome.
02:00:28.000 Meow.
02:00:48.000 Or no, Jawbreaker.
02:00:50.000 I like toes. 0.78
02:00:51.000 Jawbreaker.
02:00:52.000 Man, I want to.
02:00:53.000 Did I really just counter signal Johnny Bravo?
02:00:55.000 Yeah, and I think a lot of.
02:00:57.000 Several people would back me up on that. 1.00
02:00:59.000 Johnny Bravo sucks. 0.99
02:01:04.000 There's a guy on the other side of this building. 0.99
02:01:13.000 I want quarters to buy Jawbreakers.
02:01:18.000 Dude, I want.
02:01:20.000 He's in there, or he was in there. 1.00
02:01:23.000 Oh shit! 1.00
02:01:23.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:01:24.000 Oh fuck, dude. 1.00
02:01:25.000 Oh my gosh. 1.00
02:01:28.000 I broke his shield. 1.00
02:01:29.000 Okay, you're a faggot. 1.00
02:01:29.000 I broke his shield. 1.00
02:01:33.000 I broke his shield, shallot.
02:01:35.000 Hi.
02:01:36.000 He's right there.
02:01:37.000 I downed him. 0.68
02:01:45.000 I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead! 1.00
02:01:47.000 He had a fucking self revive? 1.00
02:01:48.000 Are you kidding me? 1.00
02:01:49.000 Alright, I got him.
02:01:50.000 Unbelievable.
02:01:52.000 Is that a team wipe?
02:01:53.000 Yeah.
02:01:55.000 That's why he didn't go down.
02:01:57.000 That'd be like butter toast. 1.00
02:01:57.000 What a bitch. 1.00
02:02:04.000 Double D. Jaden is definitely the double D of the movement. 1.00
02:02:10.000 That hurts, dude.
02:02:13.000 That hurts.
02:02:15.000 And I'm Eddie.
02:02:18.000 I'm probably Eddie.
02:02:19.000 I'm most like Eddie out of all the TV characters.
02:02:25.000 I'm Ed.
02:02:27.000 That's you.
02:02:31.000 I'm not Ed.
02:02:32.000 Ed would be.
02:02:34.000 We don't really have an Ed.
02:02:38.000 I'm like Eddie.
02:02:40.000 I'm Rigby of the movement.
02:02:42.000 I'm okay with that. 0.98
02:02:43.000 That is so accurate.
02:02:45.000 I'm totally fine with that.
02:02:48.000 Because he whines.
02:02:52.000 I am absolutely Eddie from Ed Eddie.
02:02:54.000 Because I'm a schemer.
02:02:55.000 Because I scheme.
02:02:58.000 I'm charismatic, likable, cool.
02:03:01.000 I love jawbreakers.
02:03:03.000 I love quarters.
02:03:05.000 They're saying I'm Kevin and bully you.
02:03:09.000 Yeah, I'm the guy.
02:03:10.000 You're not Kevin, dude. 0.53
02:03:11.000 You're not cool enough to be Kevin.
02:03:13.000 I don't think you know.
02:03:14.000 You're little Johnny.
02:03:16.000 I'm most down.
02:03:20.000 Who's that guy with the retainer or whatever?
02:03:25.000 Oh yeah, dude.
02:03:27.000 With the bald head.
02:03:30.000 The one that hang out with Ed's sister.
02:03:36.000 Jimmy?
02:03:37.000 Yeah, Jimmy.
02:03:37.000 Patrick's most definitely Benson, 100%.
02:03:40.000 Mortar guy!
02:03:43.000 Leave me!
02:03:46.000 Are you fired?
02:03:49.000 That is so funny.
02:03:50.000 Patrick is God's son.
02:03:54.000 Jaden is Jimmy.
02:04:02.000 Where are we going?
02:04:03.000 I don't know.
02:04:03.000 What's the plan?
02:04:05.000 Just don't hit a tree.
02:04:07.000 Roll.
02:04:07.000 Who's the guy with the accent?
02:04:11.000 I don't think we have any guys with accents, do we?
02:04:17.000 Oh, we got a drop.
02:04:18.000 Yeah, a helicopter's going down.
02:04:22.000 Drop, yo, get out of there. 1.00
02:04:23.000 Aw, shit. 1.00
02:04:24.000 I'm getting shot out of the air, dude. 1.00
02:04:25.000 Fuck this. 1.00
02:04:26.000 How? 1.00
02:04:26.000 This is like the worst spot we could have done. 1.00
02:04:28.000 Oh my gosh.
02:04:29.000 I'm going for these buildings.
02:04:33.000 Skips.
02:04:35.000 Who skips?
02:04:40.000 Maybe Vince.
02:04:43.000 What was the Frankenstein?
02:04:45.000 What was his name again?
02:04:48.000 Like, screened all the time.
02:04:50.000 Yeah, Muscle Man.
02:04:51.000 Who's that?
02:04:52.000 Unbelievable.
02:04:58.000 I need to watch these old shows again, man.
02:05:01.000 Problem why? 0.99
02:05:02.000 I just got sniped from the fucking top of the dam. 0.99
02:05:06.000 Problem is. 1.00
02:05:08.000 We got like, you're dead, dude.
02:05:11.000 Sorry, bro.
02:05:12.000 It's alright.
02:05:13.000 I can buy you back.
02:05:16.000 I had a ton of cash.
02:05:19.000 Hashtag?
02:05:20.000 Yeah.
02:05:22.000 Somebody says France and his pops.
02:05:28.000 No way.
02:05:30.000 Who would be pops, though?
02:05:37.000 I don't know.
02:05:40.000 Charlie Berg?
02:05:42.000 The match?
02:05:42.000 I mean.
02:05:46.000 He looks like Pops.
02:05:49.000 Who's really nice like Pops?
02:05:54.000 I don't know.
02:06:04.000 Who is Plank?
02:06:06.000 Plank!
02:06:07.000 Dude, remember Plank?
02:06:10.000 Yeah.
02:06:11.000 Man, that show was so good.
02:06:16.000 I'm telling you, the problem is my schedule basically is okay, so I stay up all night playing video games, streaming.
02:06:23.000 This is my schedule right now.
02:06:25.000 Wake up at, you know, 9 o'clock, watch like the rest of your show, basically the super chats, and then stream.
02:06:34.000 And then that's it.
02:06:38.000 So I don't even have time.
02:06:39.000 Maybe I should just watch it on stream. 1.00
02:06:41.000 Fuck it. 1.00
02:06:42.000 I'll just watch Ed and Ed. 1.00
02:06:43.000 Ed and Natty.
02:06:44.000 Ed and Natty together. 1.00
02:06:46.000 There's a goddamn man. 1.00
02:06:48.000 Where are the supply boxes? 1.00
02:06:50.000 He's like, don't take off my hat.
02:06:53.000 Yo, Patrick, where are the jawbreakers at?
02:07:18.000 Break open the AIM jawbreaker stash.
02:07:30.000 This guy in chat said, I ironically drew a face on the piece of wood and made my own plank.
02:07:37.000 Can't relate. 1.00
02:07:39.000 Canker sisters. 1.00
02:07:41.000 Bruh. 1.00
02:07:43.000 The Canker sisters. 0.96
02:07:44.000 That would be Ashton Witty, Kathy Zhu, and who would be the third?
02:07:58.000 Ashton Whitty, Kathy Zhu, and.
02:08:01.000 I don't know, Ashton.
02:08:04.000 Oh, there's a guy west, the building west of us.
02:08:11.000 That's anti Semitic, don't say that.
02:08:15.000 We're like Phineas and Ferb? 0.99
02:08:16.000 I would be Ferb, and I'm okay with that.
02:08:21.000 Why would you be Ferb?
02:08:23.000 Because when you look at us, you, like, proportionally, you are, like, the Phineas, you know, about half my height.
02:08:31.000 And then.
02:08:31.000 You know, you're like the brain, the one that talks behind all the scenes.
02:08:35.000 I'm just, you know, I'm the quiet guy.
02:08:37.000 You know, I don't talk.
02:08:39.000 I'm just joking.
02:08:40.000 I don't know.
02:08:41.000 I don't know.
02:08:43.000 And Shalit can be the Asian or the Indian.
02:08:48.000 Hey, Jaden, I know what we're going to do today. 0.96
02:08:52.000 Shalit can be Baljeet.
02:08:54.000 Yeah, that's his name.
02:08:56.000 Shalit, you're Baljeet, dude. 1.00
02:08:58.000 You get fucked. 1.00
02:09:02.000 You guys are the best. 1.00
02:09:07.000 Hahaha! 1.00
02:09:09.000 Baljeet be like.
02:09:11.000 What did you say, Baljeet?
02:09:14.000 Thick accent. 1.00
02:09:16.000 Oh shit! 1.00
02:09:17.000 Guy sniping us? 1.00
02:09:18.000 Yeah, we gotta go that way though.
02:09:20.000 No, there's a guy sniping us though.
02:09:24.000 We gotta go though.
02:09:26.000 And that way.
02:09:27.000 I have a ton of options here.
02:09:28.000 Baby, why don't you come my way?
02:09:39.000 Oh no, this is rough.
02:09:41.000 I'm going for it.
02:09:42.000 I'm sending it, dude.
02:09:43.000 Send it.
02:09:49.000 Hey Arnold, you remember that show?
02:09:52.000 Yeah, I didn't watch it though.
02:09:53.000 I love that show.
02:09:57.000 Move it, football head!
02:10:03.000 I relate to Hey Arnold in a big way.
02:10:11.000 What house should we roll up in?
02:10:13.000 There's guys all up.
02:10:14.000 Should we hit that building?
02:10:16.000 Should we just go for it?
02:10:18.000 There's, uh.
02:10:19.000 I'm going for it, bro.
02:10:20.000 I'm cleaning them out.
02:10:23.000 Alright, alright.
02:10:25.000 Alright now.
02:10:29.000 Nothing on the hardest. 1.00
02:10:30.000 Oh, shit, shit, shit! 1.00
02:10:31.000 Oh, man, that was not good. 1.00
02:10:35.000 I got blasted there.
02:10:40.000 Down one.
02:10:42.000 Oh, he's in here.
02:10:43.000 My thing just went off.
02:10:45.000 He just ran out. 1.00
02:10:46.000 His shit's cracked. 1.00
02:10:47.000 Shout out, I don't know what you're doing. 1.00
02:10:54.000 Never with the two.
02:10:54.000 Down another.
02:10:56.000 Nick, watch my back.
02:10:58.000 I'm watching this door.
02:11:00.000 He's in, he's in, he's in. 0.99
02:11:05.000 What the fuck was that? 1.00
02:11:06.000 That was such bullshit, dude. 1.00
02:11:08.000 My game lagged out as I was shooting him. 1.00
02:11:12.000 I hit him like consistently and the shots didn't even register.
02:11:16.000 Did you see that? 1.00
02:11:17.000 That was bullshit. 1.00
02:11:18.000 No. 1.00
02:11:19.000 Not you. 0.99
02:11:20.000 That was ridiculous. 0.99
02:11:20.000 Chat. 0.99
02:11:28.000 I got them all. 1.00
02:11:29.000 I killed all three of them. 1.00
02:11:35.000 Alright, team wiped again. 0.99
02:11:39.000 There's a ton of plates in here if you need some.
02:11:41.000 Alright, yes, I do. 0.99
02:11:49.000 I wiped the whole fucking squad. 0.99
02:11:54.000 I got an airstrike. 0.99
02:11:58.000 There's still five teams left, and there's a guy right outside and just ran by.
02:12:05.000 Killed him, downed him, dead.
02:12:07.000 Alright. 0.98
02:12:19.000 If you're outside the zone, better get moving.
02:12:22.000 His teammate was out there. 0.99
02:12:24.000 What the fuck is that doing? 0.99
02:12:35.000 Cracked the shield over there. 0.99
02:12:37.000 All right.
02:12:37.000 You have the air.
02:12:39.000 The airstrike.
02:12:40.000 I just launched it.
02:12:41.000 Do you need plates?
02:12:43.000 Yes.
02:12:44.000 There's two.
02:12:49.000 One guy coming up on me.
02:12:51.000 I killed the guy behind us. 0.75
02:12:52.000 All right. 0.99
02:12:53.000 Two guys.
02:12:57.000 So the guys over there.
02:12:59.000 Or no, never mind.
02:13:02.000 That's not mine.
02:13:04.000 Right.
02:13:06.000 Did you kill the guys behind us? 0.83
02:13:11.000 Downed one. 1.00
02:13:13.000 I'm fucked. 1.00
02:13:14.000 I don't know where he's at. 1.00
02:13:15.000 I think he's above me, maybe.
02:13:18.000 Let's go. 1.00
02:13:18.000 Let's fucking go, dude. 1.00
02:13:20.000 First game. 1.00
02:13:21.000 Let's go.
02:13:22.000 Warm up.
02:13:25.000 Nice warm up.
02:13:27.000 I'm pissed I didn't even participate in that because I lagged out.
02:13:33.000 But a victory nonetheless.
02:13:36.000 Eight, seven, and eight kills, shallot.
02:13:39.000 Bro, go off game?
02:13:50.000 Oprunner.
02:13:51.000 Oprun.
02:13:54.000 Droip.
02:13:59.000 I'm not happy I was on the bench for that one.
02:14:03.000 And that was legitimately a lag, too.
02:14:05.000 That wasn't even like. 1.00
02:14:08.000 That was just gay. 0.98
02:14:15.000 Am I the team leader, or is it someone else? 1.00
02:14:23.000 Oh, seven and eight kills.
02:14:39.000 Yeah.
02:14:40.000 Nick, you don't even seem excited that we won.
02:14:43.000 I'm not really, because I got totally cheated out of that.
02:14:46.000 I should have been there.
02:14:50.000 It's okay.
02:14:51.000 Good thing you got us. 1.00
02:14:54.000 That was such bullshit, too. 1.00
02:14:56.000 It's like, I can't get over that. 1.00
02:14:58.000 I, like, completely. 0.97
02:14:59.000 I don't know what the fuck is going on with this, but. 0.98
02:15:06.000 Because, you know, if I get killed, it's like, whatever. 0.98
02:15:08.000 But that one is, like, legitimately, like, bad lag.
02:15:11.000 Like, I. You know, was on that guy.
02:15:15.000 I fucking lagged out. 0.99
02:15:22.000 I don't even know what the fuck to do. 0.99
02:15:23.000 My graphics are already low for my computer. 0.84
02:15:31.000 Sorry. 0.87
02:16:07.000 I was watching Elijah Schaefer and he just called himself a gay black woman. 1.00
02:16:13.000 Oh I love that joke. 0.99
02:16:15.000 Uh-huh.
02:16:17.000 I'm watching the newest video here.
02:16:21.000 Slightly offensive.
02:16:24.000 They private at the videos of me.
02:16:28.000 I don't know when that happened.
02:16:30.000 Dude, I told you that a couple of days ago and I thought you retweeted it.
02:16:33.000 I told you before that guy.
02:16:37.000 Oh, okay.
02:16:38.000 I knew my credit.
02:16:43.000 Pretty wild, man.
02:16:45.000 That was wild.
02:16:51.000 The show's called Slightly Offensive.
02:16:52.000 Not very offensive, you evil Reese's.
02:17:21.000 Alright, time to kick this off.
02:17:23.000 Are we gonna...
02:17:24.000 Are we gonna one up our performance here?
02:17:27.000 Let's try.
02:17:28.000 What are we aiming for here?
02:17:31.000 Over 16 kills as a team.
02:17:33.000 That's how we one up it.
02:17:35.000 How about.
02:17:38.000 Where are we dropping?
02:17:40.000 Wherever.
02:17:41.000 Hey, you know what I like to see?
02:17:45.000 The D Live staff.
02:17:46.000 They don't get back to my messages, but they stream Rainbow Six.
02:17:50.000 Pretty cool to see. 0.98
02:17:52.000 You could do the damn again and grab the chopper. 0.99
02:17:56.000 Not a bad idea. 0.99
02:17:57.000 I'm gonna listen to Playboy Carty.
02:18:05.000 Playboy. 0.69
02:18:08.000 Chopper.
02:18:09.000 New Chopper.
02:18:10.000 Did you
02:19:14.000 listen to the New Uh Bryson song, Nick Uh.
02:19:18.000 I did.
02:19:20.000 Pretty epic.
02:19:21.000 Yeah, I liked it a lot.
02:19:24.000 Is it just me, or did he become more based after our stream with him?
02:19:28.000 It's true.
02:19:29.000 I think you got through to him.
02:19:31.000 I did notice that.
02:19:34.000 Yeah?
02:19:36.000 It happens.
02:19:37.000 It's true.
02:19:40.000 I was on Instagram and I saw they posted it, and Lance was in the comments saying, this is.
02:19:47.000 Epic, which is strange because you know, we say the exact same thing, and Lance likes to call us homophobic.
02:19:56.000 Very interesting. 0.99
02:19:57.000 Lance is like Protestant anyway, so the fuck does he know? 0.99
02:20:03.000 Hey, yeah, yeah. 0.99
02:20:09.000 Lance do be kind of cringe on the Instagram QA when he's like, Israel, Israel, we have to protect Israel because it says in the Bible. 1.00
02:20:21.000 What an idiot. 1.00
02:20:24.000 Lance videos. 1.00
02:20:27.000 Oh, he does all, but the thing is, actually, Lance has come at me before and says that the Bible never said being gay is a sin, so actually, I would, you should go after Bryson for that reason. 0.74
02:20:41.000 Yeah. 0.77
02:20:43.000 Soviet Henry says, hey, man's pretty bad. 0.98
02:21:00.000 Oh, there's guys east. 0.86
02:21:03.000 Do you guys have a C4?
02:21:04.000 No.
02:21:05.000 I do not.
02:21:07.000 Do you?
02:21:09.000 No, I just have a droid.
02:21:11.000 Yeah, they're up here in this house right here.
02:21:15.000 There's three of them.
02:21:23.000 Ah, relatable.
02:21:33.000 I'm gonna yawn Jay, do you want me to scoop you and bring you up there or not?
02:21:48.000 Sure, scoop me, dog.
02:21:50.000 I'm down here.
02:21:52.000 Scoop me.
02:21:53.000 Uh oh, I just clicked on the top over there.
02:21:58.000 I thought I saw it.
02:21:59.000 Scoop me!
02:21:59.000 I'm scooped!
02:22:00.000 Alright, I've been scooped.
02:22:02.000 I'm gonna scoop.
02:22:04.000 Oh, here we go. 0.95
02:22:05.000 Let's chop this one.
02:22:06.000 For instance, Rabbit ate him.
02:22:07.000 Yeah, that's right.
02:22:08.000 He's gone.
02:22:10.000 Come on, I want to do it. 1.00
02:22:11.000 Can I shoot him? 0.99
02:22:12.000 No, Oh, dude, barely missed him. 0.99
02:22:19.000 He got so lucky. 0.84
02:22:20.000 you He's dead. 0.75
02:22:30.000 Oh, missile locking.
02:22:34.000 Yeah, there they are.
02:22:42.000 That's the best.
02:22:43.000 Get them.
02:22:47.000 I don't know where they're even at.
02:22:52.000 I'm Mark.
02:22:53.000 I can help with that.
02:22:54.000 They're about 120.
02:22:57.000 How far away?
02:22:59.000 Oh, there's a sniper in the window on that third building and the two of them are running around behind it.
02:23:04.000 When I was running around.
02:23:08.000 Nick, you're going by yourself.
02:23:08.000 Uh oh!
02:23:10.000 I'm going to buy some more armor plates.
02:23:18.000 Yeah, nice, nice toss. 1.00
02:23:23.000 Imagine being a retard. 1.00
02:23:42.000 Bring you guys over there or not? 1.00
02:23:45.000 Not yet, we can cut.
02:23:46.000 We got a little bit.
02:23:47.000 I think I'll tell you it's a bit.
02:23:52.000 I'm going to say pouring off.
02:23:56.000 There's a plate, and there's a plate on that second story building.
02:24:01.000 Fine.
02:24:06.000 Here, Nick, you can have this.
02:24:07.000 I'm buying my own plates.
02:24:08.000 I don't need these.
02:24:09.000 I have five plates.
02:24:14.000 Bless you.
02:24:15.000 Bless you, kid.
02:24:18.000 Who's this?
02:24:18.000 Whoa!
02:24:19.000 This fucking guy. 1.00
02:24:21.000 What a joker. 1.00
02:24:36.000 Whoops.
02:24:37.000 Is that you?
02:24:38.000 Yeah.
02:24:39.000 Just throwing smokes, baby.
02:24:47.000 Hey Nick, come get in.
02:24:49.000 No.
02:24:52.000 Come on.
02:25:00.000 I'm landing.
02:25:02.000 Here.
02:25:05.000 No way, bro.
02:25:06.000 I don't do this.
02:25:07.000 Here.
02:25:08.000 I'm landing.
02:25:10.000 Here, you can drive.
02:25:14.000 Here, you can drive.
02:25:20.000 Here, dude.
02:25:21.000 You got it, dog.
02:25:24.000 Yeah.
02:25:25.000 Oh!
02:25:25.000 Whoa!
02:25:26.000 Are you kidding, dude?
02:25:27.000 Oh, my God. 1.00
02:25:30.000 Yeah, I am killing you. 1.00
02:25:31.000 This guy. 1.00
02:25:32.000 You damaged the helicopter like you fell in the snow.
02:25:35.000 No, I didn't.
02:25:36.000 You did, you damaged it.
02:25:38.000 I knew it, that's why.
02:25:46.000 Is Shallow running the op in live chat?
02:25:49.000 Uh oh.
02:25:50.000 Uh oh.
02:25:51.000 I just sent a little smiley face.
02:25:54.000 Uh oh.
02:25:56.000 Oh no.
02:25:57.000 We got it.
02:25:58.000 Are you serious, dude?
02:26:00.000 Wow, what a great pilot.
02:26:02.000 We got hit with a missile.
02:26:03.000 What did I do?
02:26:04.000 Man.
02:26:05.000 You would have dodged it if you were a good pilot.
02:26:07.000 You can't dodge those missiles.
02:26:09.000 You can dodge an RPG.
02:26:11.000 Oh my gosh. 1.00
02:26:12.000 This fucking dude. 1.00
02:26:13.000 You fly over airport and get hit with a missile. 1.00
02:26:15.000 You're blaming that on me?
02:26:17.000 Yeah, I should have jumped out.
02:26:20.000 Look at these.
02:26:22.000 Look at the.
02:26:24.000 Alright, in the middle, go to your left.
02:26:28.000 Oh, he's in the middle, he's in the middle!
02:26:32.000 He's pushing.
02:26:34.000 He's in the only back to your left! 1.00
02:26:36.000 Damn it! 1.00
02:26:38.000 He's teabagging you. 1.00
02:26:40.000 Now you're on standby.
02:26:42.000 Hey.
02:26:43.000 Oh, thank God. 0.96
02:26:44.000 We thought you were rabbiting. 1.00
02:26:45.000 He's going to your right.
02:26:48.000 I'm a gamer.
02:26:50.000 We won, Steve.
02:26:51.000 First game.
02:26:52.000 Oh, yeah, that's awesome.
02:26:57.000 Shallow and I dropped a combined 15 kills, 7 and 8.
02:27:02.000 Whoa. 1.00
02:27:04.000 Gamers. 1.00
02:27:05.000 Are you going for that loadout drop?
02:27:09.000 Yeah.
02:27:10.000 Alright.
02:27:11.000 You gotta play risky, dude. 1.00
02:27:12.000 Women's, you know, the world's against us right now. 0.88
02:27:16.000 Sometimes you gotta risk it. 1.00
02:27:25.000 Man, I thought they'd be coming out with quads by now.
02:27:29.000 I just cracked the guy's shield over there because I'm a gamer.
02:27:34.000 You want to grab that contract?
02:27:37.000 We can, sure.
02:27:38.000 I got 2k.
02:27:49.000 Where you want to hunt?
02:27:51.000 Well, I was just.
02:27:57.000 Seeing where we were at.
02:28:00.000 They're on the other side of that hill, so I don't think that's gonna happen.
02:28:17.000 Should have grabbed the supply one, my bad.
02:28:30.000 Dude, I don't like sitting still.
02:28:32.000 We need to make them run the op.
02:28:35.000 Alright.
02:28:37.000 Look, we're the hunters, okay?
02:28:40.000 The rest of the 62 players are the prey.
02:28:47.000 They're locked in here with us.
02:28:48.000 Alright, there's a guy right there. 1.00
02:28:50.000 We murder them and we take their cash. 1.00
02:29:02.000 I wish I knew how to aim with the sniper with the bullet drop. 1.00
02:29:10.000 Yeah, it takes me about 10 shots before I figure it out.
02:29:27.000 I think that's the game's not too far from us.
02:29:30.000 I'm rolling out, dude. 0.99
02:29:32.000 I'm killing them. 1.00
02:29:35.000 They went into the hospital, didn't they? 1.00
02:29:37.000 Yep.
02:29:53.000 Here, do you need plates?
02:29:54.000 I do.
02:29:55.000 Take this extra one and I'm gonna go buy some.
02:30:00.000 Alright.
02:30:03.000 I'm gonna rest it.
02:30:04.000 I just got some extra.
02:30:05.000 Okay.
02:30:14.000 Alright, yeah, it looks like they are in hospital.
02:30:24.000 Enemy personal radar in the air.
02:30:45.000 Alright, I can get the supply one.
02:30:52.000 We're gonna have to.
02:30:53.000 It's in the hospital. 0.99
02:30:55.000 Are you fucking serious, dude? 0.99
02:31:06.000 I'm coming out. 0.99
02:31:15.000 Yeah, this hasn't been worth it.
02:31:17.000 Alright.
02:31:21.000 We almost have enough.
02:31:31.000 Nothing up here I hit the guy in the helicopter once. 1.00
02:31:50.000 I broke his armor, he was fucking. 0.98
02:32:00.000 There is a guy behind us that's where we were. 0.99
02:32:03.000 Alright, there's another guy parachuting down for some reason right there.
02:32:08.000 He's right behind us.
02:32:09.000 We could take him out.
02:32:10.000 Coming up this ranch thing, maybe.
02:32:13.000 Alright, here he comes.
02:32:16.000 Cracked him.
02:32:17.000 Alright, team one.
02:32:17.000 Nice.
02:32:19.000 That was like. 0.99
02:32:20.000 You shoot, I shoot. 1.00
02:32:23.000 On you. 1.00
02:32:26.000 Alright, we gotta move.
02:32:27.000 Alright.
02:32:31.000 What was that?
02:32:34.000 Did you buy something?
02:32:36.000 Why'd that shoot off?
02:32:36.000 Nuh uh.
02:32:38.000 I think that means they rezzed somebody. 1.00
02:32:39.000 Was it red? 0.91
02:32:41.000 Yeah. 1.00
02:32:42.000 That means they rezzed somebody. 0.99
02:32:43.000 I'm going up to see if I can jump off. 1.00
02:32:46.000 Good call.
02:32:48.000 We might take some damage here.
02:32:50.000 Brought him back from the dead.
02:32:50.000 You know what I mean?
02:32:54.000 Uh oh, this hurts, bro.
02:32:56.000 This hurts!
02:32:58.000 This hurts a lot.
02:33:00.000 That really hurt.
02:33:16.000 It's probably going to be coming up on the tail of some.
02:33:39.000 It's a car here.
02:33:45.000 That spawns there.
02:33:46.000 I know.
02:33:48.000 I was just letting you know that we have a car.
02:33:50.000 Oh, gotcha, gotcha.
02:33:53.000 If you want it.
02:33:56.000 Yeah, I mean, I don't know how we're going to get these lists done, but maybe we just need 400 more.
02:34:05.000 Yeah, get in.
02:34:06.000 We can probably get it from one thing.
02:34:08.000 We're just going to.
02:34:10.000 And hot.
02:34:13.000 Oh, it's up top on that thing.
02:34:15.000 It's up top.
02:34:23.000 So, like a ladder?
02:34:24.000 I got it.
02:34:25.000 I got it.
02:34:26.000 You get cash? 1.00
02:34:27.000 Shit. 1.00
02:34:27.000 That's enough. 1.00
02:34:29.000 We got enough.
02:34:31.000 You drive.
02:34:31.000 Get the cash.
02:34:32.000 Okay.
02:34:34.000 I'll drive.
02:34:34.000 I was just getting shot at up there.
02:34:40.000 Should I go to this one or one of those?
02:34:43.000 Uh, yeah. 1.00
02:34:51.000 Wow, fuck, I got back in the car. 1.00
02:34:53.000 Alright, here we go. 1.00
02:34:57.000 I'm in.
02:34:58.000 Uh oh. 1.00
02:35:00.000 Shit, shit, shit. 1.00
02:35:03.000 Where should I meet you? 1.00
02:35:05.000 We'll go up to one of these houses.
02:35:05.000 Uh, circle.
02:35:11.000 Oh, we're getting shot from that one. 1.00
02:35:13.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
02:35:14.000 Wow, cool. 1.00
02:35:17.000 Just get out, pallet.
02:35:22.000 You need plates?
02:35:24.000 I don't have any.
02:35:25.000 I could give you. 1.00
02:35:26.000 Ah, fuck, he came up right by the car. 1.00
02:35:37.000 What do I got? 1.00
02:35:38.000 Two bullets?
02:35:41.000 Cool.
02:35:41.000 They're outside, bro.
02:35:42.000 There's a plate right there.
02:35:45.000 They're above us.
02:35:56.000 Alright.
02:36:00.000 Yo, I'm glitching right now.
02:36:01.000 I can see the door.
02:36:03.000 I don't know.
02:36:05.000 If that's like forever, if.
02:36:09.000 Ah!
02:36:10.000 Cool. 0.55
02:36:20.000 Team wipes, cut them all.
02:36:25.000 I have.
02:36:26.000 Never mind, I don't have.
02:36:27.000 I'm just the bait. 0.97
02:36:28.000 She literally walks in, kills me, doesn't see you. 0.51
02:36:32.000 I love that.
02:36:33.000 I love that every time. 0.98
02:36:34.000 Guy walks into the room, kills me.
02:36:37.000 Yeah, awesome. 0.98
02:36:38.000 Great. 0.99
02:36:42.000 I fucking hate this game. 1.00
02:36:48.000 Uh oh. 1.00
02:36:53.000 Literally every time guy shoots me first.
02:36:57.000 Yeah, I love that.
02:36:58.000 Loving that.
02:37:07.000 Going into this house even though there's people here.
02:37:09.000 If I
02:37:54.000 can get you, I will. 1.00
02:37:57.000 I just need to kill one. 1.00
02:37:57.000 Of course, I knew. 1.00
02:37:59.000 I was fucking there! 0.99
02:38:00.000 Why wouldn't he? 1.00
02:38:01.000 Why wouldn't he know I was right where I was?
02:38:04.000 You know?
02:38:05.000 Why'd I quit shooting?
02:38:06.000 I don't know. 1.00
02:38:07.000 Because I'm a fucking idiot. 1.00
02:38:10.000 Unbelievable. 1.00
02:38:18.000 Alright, I'll hop out for Francis.
02:38:20.000 Alright.
02:38:22.000 Cheers, man.
02:38:25.000 Jaden, do you have Steve on Activision?
02:38:30.000 I don't know if I do or not.
02:38:32.000 Mod Justin KG so I can time him out.
02:38:32.000 I do not.
02:38:38.000 I will not unmod my black brother. 0.98
02:38:38.000 No, I can't. 0.98
02:38:47.000 Alright, see y'all later.
02:38:49.000 Alright, shallots.
02:38:50.000 See ya.
02:38:51.000 Thanks for having me on.
02:38:52.000 Thanks for gaming, buddy.
02:38:55.000 Everybody follows Shalit on this website.
02:38:55.000 Good dope.
02:39:00.000 Yeah.
02:39:02.000 I got my Twitter suspended last night.
02:39:05.000 Ooh.
02:39:06.000 F.
02:39:06.000 Yeah.
02:39:07.000 Did sex workers just like mass report you?
02:39:10.000 Nah, my brother logged in and.
02:39:14.000 Because his phone number was tied to it.
02:39:17.000 And when he logged in, and I re reset the password, it.
02:39:23.000 He got me.
02:39:25.000 Anyways, I'll talk to y'all later.
02:39:27.000 Alright, big guy.
02:39:29.000 See ya.
02:39:33.000 Jaden, do you have Steve on Activision?
02:39:36.000 Just invited him.
02:39:38.000 Sweet.
02:39:43.000 Here I am.
02:39:45.000 There he is.
02:39:49.000 I will send you a friend request.
02:39:53.000 Thanks.
02:39:56.000 Yeah, so I found out that I have eaten rabbit before.
02:40:00.000 Yeah, my wife told me that my parents used to feed me rabbit and lie to me and say it was chicken.
02:40:06.000 So thanks, mom and dad.
02:40:10.000 It's pretty good, I guess.
02:40:11.000 I guess it tastes like chicken or something.
02:40:19.000 Parental moment.
02:40:21.000 I've never had rabbit.
02:40:25.000 Oh.
02:40:26.000 Yeah, I've eaten some crazy stuff.
02:40:28.000 When I lived in China, I ate all crazy stuff.
02:40:31.000 Like frog, snake.
02:40:36.000 Oh, what else?
02:40:37.000 Bat.
02:40:37.000 Bruh.
02:40:39.000 Oh, no, no, not bad.
02:40:40.000 Yeah, I ate snake.
02:40:43.000 How's that?
02:40:45.000 It was kind of chewy.
02:40:46.000 It was okay.
02:40:49.000 I had pig wrist.
02:40:51.000 Like, they gave me a straw and they were like, drink out the pig marrow.
02:40:55.000 I was like, okay, I'll try.
02:40:57.000 It was pretty vile. 0.72
02:41:01.000 Gross. 0.75
02:41:02.000 Yeah. 0.66
02:41:03.000 How long did you live in China?
02:41:05.000 I was there for 18, like 19 or 20 months, something like that.
02:41:12.000 Just a little short of two years.
02:41:13.000 Dang.
02:41:15.000 Yeah.
02:41:16.000 Opened my eyes, man. 1.00
02:41:17.000 It opened my eyes to the Chinese. 1.00
02:41:20.000 Kind of ironic. 1.00
02:41:21.000 He was the look on Kathy Zhu.
02:41:23.000 Yeah, I was.
02:41:25.000 He saw it coming.
02:41:26.000 He knew.
02:41:26.000 I did.
02:41:26.000 He totally did.
02:41:27.000 Check your game and play it. 1.00
02:41:31.000 I was working her that whole weekend too.
02:41:32.000 I was just talking to her and talking to her. 1.00
02:41:36.000 Come on, lady. 1.00
02:41:37.000 Come on over to our side, lady. 0.58
02:41:43.000 We tried a red coat, but it didn't work.
02:41:47.000 Yeah, it's just.
02:41:59.000 Kathy, she would be like, sweet and sour sauce.
02:42:13.000 Bruh, I'm lagged.
02:42:14.000 I'm lagged. 0.95
02:42:16.000 What the heck?
02:42:19.000 Oh, even in the warm-up, I'm lagging. 0.88
02:42:28.000 Oh. 0.98
02:42:32.000 Okay, this propertarian roiper is just annoying. 1.00
02:42:35.000 Shit. 1.00
02:42:37.000 Not unlike almost everybody in my live chat right now. 1.00
02:42:43.000 Propertarians annoy the fuck out of me. 1.00
02:42:45.000 It's just so obnoxious. 1.00
02:42:47.000 It's like alt right too.
02:42:49.000 Yeah, it is.
02:42:52.000 We're optical.
02:42:53.000 France and we're optical.
02:42:54.000 No, you're not. 1.00
02:42:55.000 You're just losers. 1.00
02:42:57.000 This is stupid, man. 1.00
02:42:58.000 All these people. 1.00
02:42:59.000 It's literally people who just, just like Richard Spencer and the alt right, they think, if we just get our ideas right, then we're gonna win.
02:43:08.000 If we just figure out the best and smartest ideology, we'll win. 1.00
02:43:13.000 Oh, dumb dumb. 1.00
02:43:19.000 Nick, you're still going. 1.00
02:43:21.000 You're not going to call it out?
02:43:24.000 I didn't mark it.
02:43:24.000 I just went wearing.
02:43:25.000 I saw free.
02:43:26.000 Oh, Steve.
02:43:27.000 Wow, Steve.
02:43:28.000 You made the executive decision.
02:43:30.000 Yeah, I did.
02:43:31.000 Sending us to oblivion.
02:43:32.000 There's so many guys going in.
02:43:34.000 Guys on. 1.00
02:43:44.000 People have been egging me on with that shit for years. 0.99
02:43:48.000 You need to check out Property and you need to check out who's the guy Mark, whatever. 1.00
02:43:53.000 John Mark.
02:43:54.000 You need to check out John Mark.
02:43:54.000 Oh, come on.
02:43:58.000 I watched like one video, I'm like, okay, I'm so glad that's what this is going to happen.
02:44:04.000 Do you know who Kurt Doolittle is?
02:44:06.000 He's a genius.
02:44:07.000 Leave me alone.
02:44:11.000 All these geniuses, bro. 1.00
02:44:14.000 So much fucking brain power. 1.00
02:44:16.000 Real think tank. 1.00
02:44:18.000 you Lag?
02:44:30.000 If I lag one more time, I'm just gonna start cutting.
02:44:33.000 I'm gonna slip my wrist every time I lag.
02:44:36.000 One cut.
02:44:37.000 One cut for every lag.
02:44:42.000 Do I make the joke again?
02:44:44.000 They're calling it!
02:44:45.000 How many times can you make the joke?
02:44:48.000 It's not funny.
02:44:52.000 Hello, dead horse department. 0.95
02:44:54.000 Man, beating the shit out of that one. 0.99
02:44:56.000 Simpsons meme. 0.99
02:44:57.000 He's already dead, this joke.
02:45:00.000 I'm gonna do it man.
02:45:08.000 I'm taking the pledge to make the cuts.
02:45:21.000 I saw like one stream with Kurt Doolittle and he was like, he was like retiring now. 1.00
02:45:26.000 Not even like his ideas were wrong, but he was just like, you freaking slob. 1.00
02:45:32.000 Yeah, totally. 1.00
02:45:33.000 He was just like, he just laughs uncontrollably.
02:45:37.000 Yeah, dude, it's like.
02:45:40.000 Man.
02:45:44.000 Some of these people.
02:45:45.000 Oh, yeah, it's tiresome.
02:45:52.000 I'm trying heat.
02:45:53.000 I like this.
02:45:56.000 To the Patriots, send me some good luck, boys.
02:45:58.000 Good luck.
02:45:59.000 Thanks for the diamond.
02:46:02.000 Lots of diamonds.
02:46:02.000 Yeah, he said that his account had like a hundred bucks worth of lemons on it.
02:46:08.000 That got banned.
02:46:10.000 Well, they told me that you never lose your lemons.
02:46:12.000 Oh, there's guys northwest.
02:46:15.000 I don't know how true that is, but they said you never lose them.
02:46:19.000 I don't know.
02:46:21.000 Oh, from two directions.
02:46:23.000 Oh, man.
02:46:25.000 Lit up.
02:46:27.000 Yeah, there's so many spots out there.
02:46:36.000 Maybe I'll let Jaden be the biggest.
02:46:38.000 I have.
02:46:40.000 Oh, I sniped him, but I'm weak.
02:46:44.000 And there's a guy right there, too.
02:46:46.000 This is epic.
02:46:47.000 I love this position we're in here.
02:46:53.000 Oh, there's like.
02:46:55.000 Is that a whole squad on us?
02:46:56.000 I don't know.
02:46:59.000 Because we killed one, but there's three guys out there, so how does that work?
02:47:12.000 Your teammate got a proper sort in.
02:47:14.000 We're sending an alarm.
02:47:18.000 I'm dead.
02:47:19.000 Nice knowing you, dude.
02:47:23.000 I'm back in here.
02:47:24.000 I'll res you, brother.
02:47:26.000 Oh, he's coming.
02:47:27.000 He's coming from the right.
02:47:30.000 Yeah, he's coming.
02:47:30.000 He's in, he's in, he's in.
02:47:32.000 Where'd he go?
02:47:35.000 He ran back.
02:47:38.000 Oh, oh, oh.
02:47:39.000 Nice.
02:47:49.000 Oh, come on!
02:47:50.000 Yeah, there we go.
02:47:52.000 Where's the other one?
02:47:56.000 Our teammate has entered the gulag.
02:47:58.000 Surviving earns them redeployment.
02:48:10.000 Oh, there he is.
02:48:11.000 There he is, behind that truck.
02:48:13.000 Oh, come on, dude.
02:48:14.000 You're too far.
02:48:21.000 Is dipped.
02:48:22.000 You win this fight and you return to the front line.
02:48:24.000 If you lose, you're done here.
02:48:28.000 Sort them out or capture the objective. 1.00
02:48:36.000 I'm fucking dead, man. 1.00
02:48:41.000 God. 1.00
02:48:41.000 Never mind, gamer. 1.00
02:48:42.000 Not that, dude.
02:48:44.000 Alright, I need to find a weld out drop when we're hot dropping on.
02:48:56.000 Never mind, I don't think there are any.
02:49:12.000 Hey, congrats on taking over PewDiePie, Nick.
02:49:15.000 Oh, thank you.
02:49:17.000 Yeah, very big.
02:49:21.000 Well earned, too.
02:49:22.000 Well deserved.
02:49:25.000 Yes, it was, uh.
02:49:25.000 Thank you.
02:49:29.000 I mean, you know, he hardly streams here, but it is symbolic.
02:49:34.000 Yep.
02:49:51.000 I hear a chest.
02:49:56.000 Alright, I got enough for one of you.
02:50:03.000 I'll defer to Nick.
02:50:06.000 Pick me up, I'm the streamer.
02:50:08.000 Yo, satirical man with two ninja gainies?
02:50:10.000 Thank you, brother.
02:50:13.000 Thank you very much.
02:50:16.000 Satirical man's gotta be like an oil worker or something like this.
02:50:20.000 I don't know, man.
02:50:21.000 He's selling the testing kits.
02:50:23.000 This guy's selling hydroxychloroquine or something.
02:50:27.000 Somehow he is richer.
02:50:32.000 Oh no.
02:50:36.000 That was hard to watch.
02:50:38.000 Yeah.
02:50:39.000 Tough way to go. 0.82
02:50:43.000 Base Jim Bros. says, stay safe and congrats on the D Live dominance.
02:50:47.000 Thanks.
02:50:48.000 You too.
02:50:49.000 Stay safe out there.
02:50:54.000 I wish I had a snack, dude.
02:50:58.000 Why do I get hungry?
02:50:59.000 Why can't I just eat and be good?
02:51:01.000 I have these peanuts. 0.99
02:51:02.000 I'm so fucking sick of peanuts. 0.98
02:51:08.000 Yeah, we have like 15 jars of peanut butter here. 0.99
02:51:13.000 Yeah.
02:51:14.000 For the apocalypse?
02:51:16.000 It's good.
02:51:16.000 I mean, you know, it's a good staple to have because it lasts forever and it's protein and everything.
02:51:29.000 These cocktail peanuts suck, though.
02:51:32.000 The only good ones are the planters. 0.99
02:51:34.000 These are the great value.
02:51:35.000 Really, Ma?
02:51:36.000 You couldn't have spent, you know. 1.00
02:51:38.000 My mom is ridiculous in this way. 1.00
02:51:39.000 She, like, she will not, she will refuse to buy the name brand because it costs, like, a few dollars more. 0.99
02:51:47.000 Like, really?
02:51:48.000 You know, she, like, bought the, what did she buy that wasn't name brand recently?
02:51:52.000 She bought, like, the off brand ice cream sandwiches or something like that.
02:51:57.000 It's, like, a dollar more.
02:52:00.000 It's, like, $2 more.
02:52:02.000 And you enjoy it.
02:52:03.000 Like, why do we have to be like this?
02:52:06.000 I don't get it.
02:52:07.000 It's symptomatic.
02:52:10.000 I'll probably pay you.
02:52:11.000 What?
02:52:12.000 It's symptomatic of the age.
02:52:14.000 It's the age we live in.
02:52:15.000 That's so true.
02:52:16.000 I will pay the difference.
02:52:21.000 Give me the grocery bill.
02:52:22.000 Show me what was name brand.
02:52:25.000 I'll pay you.
02:52:26.000 I'll pay you the $10 to buy all name brand.
02:52:43.000 Do you guys like tapioca pudding?
02:52:46.000 I've never had it before actually.
02:52:51.000 Oh well.
02:52:52.000 Yeah, I'm a huge fan.
02:52:54.000 Huge fan.
02:52:56.000 What flavor is that?
02:52:57.000 Is that tapioca its own flavor or what is that?
02:53:00.000 Yeah, it is kind of its own flavor.
02:53:02.000 It's kind of like a little bit of a buttery, scotchy kind of vanilla kind of thing.
02:53:09.000 It's really good.
02:53:11.000 I also really like red vines.
02:53:15.000 Let me check.
02:53:17.000 I stand the red vines.
02:53:20.000 I'm squabbing him in the middle of the night.
02:53:22.000 Patrick doesn't like red vines.
02:53:26.000 He only likes Werther's originals, I think that's what he said.
02:53:31.000 We were talking about our candy, and he said it's only Werther's for me.
02:53:35.000 Those are the bullseyes, those caramel bullseyes.
02:53:40.000 He's a real card.
02:53:47.000 Yeah, and I went to the AIM headquarters.
02:53:52.000 That's when he had out. 1.00
02:53:53.000 It smelled like an old folks home. 1.00
02:53:57.000 He threw down a dish of Werther's originals.
02:54:00.000 There were a few cats hanging out.
02:54:02.000 He had like a crystalline bowl that he kept it in.
02:54:05.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.98
02:54:07.000 The old bat. 1.00
02:54:16.000 The TV was blasting so loud.
02:54:19.000 I just thought it was an old Pokemon.
02:54:21.000 It was an old tube TV and the TV was so loud I could hear it in the kitchen.
02:54:34.000 How are they already?
02:54:34.000 Whoa!
02:54:41.000 Patrick lives like an 80 year old.
02:55:02.000 Ha ha ha! 1.00
02:55:03.000 Fuck you, dude. 1.00
02:55:05.000 Fuck you. 1.00
02:55:08.000 I got one kill. 1.00
02:55:11.000 Uh oh, the chopper's going down.
02:55:13.000 I need a truck.
02:55:22.000 Oh, behind me.
02:55:24.000 Behind us.
02:55:25.000 Jaden. 1.00
02:55:26.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
02:55:28.000 They got it. 1.00
02:55:29.000 Nice, okay.
02:55:31.000 They're coming in from the door where you and I came in. 1.00
02:55:33.000 Fuck! 1.00
02:55:37.000 I was a second away. 1.00
02:55:40.000 I turned on the guy that was up top.
02:55:43.000 What? 1.00
02:55:46.000 So funny, two little Asian ladies laying there. 1.00
02:55:48.000 Look at Cathy's. 1.00
02:55:54.000 Oh, man.
02:55:58.000 It's like Nick's dream world. 1.00
02:56:02.000 Shut up, dude. 1.00
02:56:04.000 Don't graze me like that. 1.00
02:56:10.000 Problem?
02:56:19.000 He's pushing, he's pushing your side, Steve.
02:56:21.000 Now he's backing up to his spawn.
02:56:24.000 Throwing a flash or something.
02:56:26.000 He's coming out right now.
02:56:28.000 Ah.
02:56:35.000 Kovchak.
02:56:36.000 Uh-oh. 1.00
02:56:57.000 What the fuck, dude, man. 1.00
02:57:00.000 What the heck? 1.00
02:57:02.000 I'm lagging so bad. 0.95
02:57:09.000 Dropping on me, Jaden.
02:57:17.000 Jaden, you there?
02:57:19.000 Yeah, what up?
02:57:21.000 You cut out for me, what'd you say?
02:57:23.000 I just said, are you dropping?
02:57:25.000 Yeah, well, I was until you drove away.
02:57:31.000 I look at it from the roof, I just see the car slowly going up the hill away from me.
02:57:39.000 It's not far, there's a car for you too.
02:57:42.000 Pow.
02:57:45.000 Oh, I'm dead!
02:57:46.000 Bruh, is there a guy over there?
02:57:49.000 No, I fell down the ladder and it didn't grab onto him.
02:57:51.000 Oh my gosh.
02:57:53.000 Hey, can you come back?
02:57:54.000 He just jumped down the chute.
02:57:56.000 Gamer!
02:57:57.000 Gamer!
02:58:00.000 I've seen everyone do that.
02:58:02.000 I've seen basically everyone do that.
02:58:04.000 I'm just messing with you, bro.
02:58:07.000 We all make mistakes.
02:58:08.000 It's okay. 0.67
02:58:10.000 Yo, safety buzz with the ninjit. 0.82
02:58:12.000 Thank you so much.
02:58:14.000 What does it say?
02:58:15.000 Gotta click off.
02:58:17.000 Oh, this is that spot where Jaden told us to jump down the fire tube.
02:58:20.000 We all died.
02:58:22.000 Yeah, I remember that.
02:58:29.000 Gamer.
02:58:32.000 Look, uh oh.
02:58:34.000 Sometimes you game.
02:58:35.000 Loadout drop?
02:58:36.000 Bruh.
02:58:37.000 We can end it all right here.
02:58:38.000 Those guys are in there.
02:58:40.000 Mr. Thanos is in there.
02:58:43.000 Plotting his opponent.
02:58:43.000 Okay.
02:58:44.000 Oh shit! 0.99
02:58:47.000 Ah, yeah, that wasn't a good idea. 1.00
02:58:51.000 Retrospect.
02:58:54.000 Oh, I had no shields.
02:58:58.000 No shields.
02:58:59.000 Nice, nice aim.
02:59:01.000 Great job, team.
02:59:10.000 Somebody says Jaden was like, Oh, you drove away without me? 0.59
02:59:12.000 Guess I'll kill myself.
02:59:16.000 Exactly, that was my thought process. 0.99
02:59:18.000 I had made you come back and get me.
02:59:21.000 True. 1.00
02:59:28.000 Now go sort this fucker out. 1.00
02:59:32.000 Oh! 1.00
02:59:35.000 Oh my gosh, dude.
02:59:37.000 I hate this game.
02:59:39.000 I'm reporting that guy.
02:59:47.000 Can we stop talking? 1.00
02:59:49.000 I'm banning everybody that talks about Anglos, so keep it up. 1.00
02:59:53.000 Yeah, I just looked.
02:59:54.000 This guy just brings it up out of nowhere.
02:59:57.000 They're just trying so hard.
02:59:58.000 Do you guys want to do Team Deathmatch or Hardpoint?
03:00:05.000 I want to do Warzone, bro.
03:00:07.000 I want to play Battle Royale.
03:00:11.000 No.
03:00:14.000 I need war zone dubs. 1.00
03:00:21.000 Just stop talking about Anglos. 1.00
03:00:24.000 Can't everybody just be normal and hang out? 1.00
03:00:27.000 I can't imagine hanging out with friends and you're just bantering and people are like. 0.99
03:00:34.000 Propertarianism is actually a green ideology. 0.99
03:00:37.000 China has to be punished for COVID 19. 1.00
03:00:41.000 Anglos and Germans have similar. 1.00
03:00:44.000 Shut up, dude. 1.00
03:00:46.000 Stop. 1.00
03:00:46.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00
03:00:48.000 Right? 1.00
03:00:51.000 Dancing dump trick. 1.00
03:00:55.000 Let me throw, let's put stickers on for a minute.
03:01:02.000 Wow, chat.
03:01:03.000 I expect some big payoffs here.
03:01:05.000 I'm getting him to turn on stickers.
03:01:08.000 Look at that one.
03:01:09.000 That's my favorite one.
03:01:10.000 Oh, that's very cool.
03:01:14.000 Brah, that's good.
03:01:17.000 I love that.
03:01:19.000 Syndrome.
03:01:22.000 Go home, buddy.
03:01:24.000 Go home, buddy.
03:01:26.000 I work alone.
03:01:30.000 Zoomer clips be like, if everyone's an e celebrity, then no one will be.
03:01:41.000 I see a dumper.
03:01:43.000 There's that dumper.
03:01:48.000 Oh, whoops.
03:01:53.000 Did you guys watch the new Frank Hassel?
03:02:00.000 Yeah, it was good.
03:02:00.000 Yeah, did you watch it?
03:02:04.000 That guy was so weird.
03:02:06.000 The gym one you're talking about, or which one?
03:02:08.000 Oh, he's at the Italian restaurant.
03:02:10.000 Oh, that one.
03:02:11.000 Yeah, yeah.
03:02:12.000 That one was good, too. 1.00
03:02:16.000 The Italians threw them out, though, to their credit. 1.00
03:02:18.000 They're not pussies like these other guys. 1.00
03:02:22.000 Yeah, I was saying that to my wife. 0.99
03:02:25.000 Let me tell you guys about my wife.
03:02:27.000 You guys want to hear about my wife?
03:02:28.000 Yeah. 0.82
03:02:29.000 My wife. 1.00
03:02:31.000 Wife check.
03:02:33.000 You guys want to come over and hang out with me and my wife?
03:02:36.000 Yeah.
03:02:40.000 She's really bass, too, guys.
03:02:42.000 No, no, but she's bass, though.
03:02:45.000 I love when I hear that one, yeah.
03:02:47.000 No, but you don't get it.
03:02:48.000 She's bass, though. 0.96
03:02:49.000 Oh, cool.
03:02:51.000 You got nothing to worry about, then.
03:02:52.000 I'm going to have a great time.
03:03:01.000 That was actually really refreshing.
03:03:04.000 Matt, Zoomer Matt, Millennial Matt, he came over the other day.
03:03:11.000 And he was like, nice to my wife.
03:03:12.000 And that was kind of the extent of it.
03:03:12.000 He was like, hello.
03:03:14.000 And I was like, oh, what a relief.
03:03:15.000 Like, don't have this guy simping for my wife when he comes over.
03:03:20.000 Not that I expected him to, but you know, that's just what happened.
03:03:23.000 So, like,.
03:03:30.000 Yeah, dude, he gets it.
03:03:40.000 I like when he kept saying, I eat family style.
03:03:44.000 No, I eat family style.
03:03:47.000 Huh?
03:03:49.000 Huh?
03:03:53.000 That's so funny.
03:03:55.000 He just got back slower and slower.
03:04:24.000 Alright, Jaden.
03:04:26.000 I have to call it.
03:04:28.000 Lead us to the promised land.
03:04:31.000 Bruh.
03:04:34.000 I'm looking for a helicopter.
03:04:37.000 Prison?
03:04:38.000 From here?
03:04:40.000 Yeah. 0.93
03:04:41.000 Let's drop it in a few seconds for prison.
03:04:46.000 There you go.
03:05:18.000 Oh, yeah, he's right on you, too.
03:05:40.000 So, he has me lit.
03:05:42.000 Yeah, he's got us locked down.
03:05:43.000 Oh, behind you, Steve!
03:05:44.000 I have like no ammo, bro!
03:05:48.000 Dang!
03:05:50.000 I only had this pistol. 0.54
03:06:00.000 You're in a gulag already.
03:06:03.000 It's not my day today.
03:06:05.000 Why'd you see it behind you?
03:06:06.000 Whoa!
03:06:15.000 That was like a full 360 shooting.
03:06:16.000 And Guy was.
03:06:17.000 I was not dead.
03:06:18.000 I was not.
03:06:18.000 I was not.
03:06:22.000 That's open.
03:06:24.000 You ran into an open field, but that was just, uh. shooting fish in there.
03:06:32.000 Oh, Jaden, someone going in there.
03:06:34.000 Going in your building there.
03:06:36.000 And there's two of them.
03:06:38.000 Oh, two. 1.00
03:06:40.000 These fucking revolvers, dude. 1.00
03:06:43.000 Yeah, those are the worst. 1.00
03:06:50.000 Oh, we're all in there.
03:06:50.000 Huh.
03:06:53.000 Another guy dropped.
03:06:54.000 They're all in there.
03:06:57.000 Can you pick me up on the backside here so we don't get popped?
03:07:00.000 I have no idea.
03:07:01.000 Oh, I just got blasted.
03:07:02.000 I couldn't catch up.
03:07:05.000 Oh, they could be in those windows, though.
03:07:06.000 Alright, go.
03:07:08.000 Whoa.
03:07:19.000 How about Rory? 0.99
03:07:21.000 I don't care, dude.
03:07:25.000 It's hashtag cash.
03:07:26.000 There's no buy station, though.
03:07:31.000 Maybe you can go up there.
03:07:32.000 Yeah, that works.
03:07:34.000 You good, dude?
03:07:35.000 You choking on a peanut?
03:07:36.000 Yeah.
03:07:45.000 I'm on this building.
03:07:55.000 Looks like somebody looted the oh, yeah, there's somebody in this house right below me Bruh, is there any ammo anywhere?
03:08:22.000 Where are they at in here?
03:08:31.000 Oh, they're moving towards me.
03:08:32.000 I'm getting on the roof.
03:08:35.000 There's a chest on the roof.
03:08:36.000 Ammo, please.
03:08:41.000 Please just give me ammo.
03:08:51.000 I have no ammo, man.
03:08:54.000 I have 18 shots, and then I have.
03:09:00.000 Go, I don't know man, I just need ammo.
03:09:18.000 I can go anywhere.
03:09:20.000 In shields, I guess.
03:09:28.000 Oh, there's a guy in there.
03:09:33.000 Oh man.
03:09:34.000 Nice, great.
03:09:38.000 Let's just land here and hope that it hasn't been looted.
03:09:43.000 I don't think it has.
03:09:49.000 Got some hashtag cash.
03:09:51.000 Yo, we have enough to bring back Steve.
03:09:54.000 I just need a gun.
03:10:29.000 Michelle was telling me that she had her kids watch my latest analysis video Yeah.
03:10:36.000 I was like, dude, sweet.
03:10:40.000 I watched it. 1.00
03:10:40.000 The iDubbbz one? 1.00
03:10:41.000 Or was it in their recent one?
03:10:43.000 It was the iDubbbz one, yeah. 1.00
03:10:45.000 That was good. 1.00
03:10:47.000 It was good.
03:10:48.000 It was good.
03:10:51.000 It's funny because you don't even know.
03:10:52.000 You don't even.
03:10:55.000 I guess Nick doesn't really know him either. 1.00
03:10:59.000 Yeah, I'm not familiar with iDubbbz. 1.00
03:11:01.000 I watched a little bit of Filthy Frank back then.
03:11:04.000 But yeah, you're missing that much.
03:11:12.000 But Leafy ATV comes.
03:11:15.000 He said, I think this would be the perfect opportunity for Leafy to make his return.
03:11:23.000 Oh, they're going for a chopper, I think.
03:11:28.000 No, no, they're not.
03:11:31.000 Protect the chopper at all costs.
03:11:35.000 There's nothing on it, but.
03:11:38.000 I'm gonna take the chopper and go get Steve.
03:11:42.000 I'm going.
03:11:43.000 If you don't want to go, I'll stand.
03:11:45.000 It may be risky.
03:11:47.000 Dang it!
03:11:51.000 There's smoke literally right there, dude.
03:11:54.000 Oh, man. 1.00
03:11:55.000 Oh, they're on the fucking pipe. 1.00
03:11:58.000 I forgot. 1.00
03:11:59.000 Because I thought we were going down to be honest.
03:12:05.000 Oh, boy, he's got a sniper.
03:12:06.000 Yeah, he does. 1.00
03:12:08.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
03:12:13.000 Oh, are you kidding me? 1.00
03:12:20.000 I hate corn or lumber.
03:12:23.000 I hate both of them.
03:12:24.000 I hate these big buildings. 0.95
03:12:25.000 You can't see them.
03:12:27.000 I'm turning stickers off.
03:12:33.000 It's just stickers, man.
03:12:35.000 So, what do I do here?
03:12:36.000 What do we do?
03:12:39.000 I'm in Gula.
03:12:40.000 I got some of those.
03:12:43.000 Didn't mean to do that.
03:12:46.000 Yeah, alright.
03:12:49.000 Okay, I'm coming back.
03:12:50.000 Should I drop on you, Jaden, or what?
03:12:54.000 I'm going to get.
03:12:55.000 I'm going.
03:12:59.000 Steve, you're back.
03:13:01.000 Thanks.
03:13:05.000 I don't know what to do here.
03:13:07.000 Problem is, there's no loot there.
03:13:10.000 Oh, loadout drop.
03:13:12.000 Yeah, I'm gonna go to the lowdown drone.
03:13:14.000 Alright.
03:13:14.000 Unless there's people there.
03:13:19.000 Oh, it's on the roof.
03:13:21.000 If we get a truck, we can get right there. 0.99
03:13:21.000 Damn. 0.99
03:13:27.000 Oh, we're getting shot from behind. 1.00
03:13:34.000 A helicopter on us?
03:13:42.000 Oh, I actually had one of them.
03:13:44.000 Yeah, I pumped them.
03:13:45.000 There's guys all over us, dude.
03:13:47.000 They're everywhere. 1.00
03:13:51.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
03:13:52.000 Guy coming in. 1.00
03:13:54.000 Okay.
03:14:07.000 He's in that building.
03:14:10.000 Oh, he's in the second floor there.
03:14:17.000 No, I had him.
03:14:18.000 I had him dead to right. 0.83
03:14:24.000 I was headshotting him. 0.95
03:14:26.000 Ooh, grenade.
03:14:27.000 Oh, they're coming in on 335.
03:14:35.000 Popped him.
03:14:39.000 I'm out of the line of fire, I think.
03:14:44.000 Nah, went through the window.
03:14:49.000 Another one's there.
03:14:54.000 He's right on the other side of this wall.
03:14:56.000 Got one. 0.99
03:14:59.000 We're team white.
03:14:59.000 I don't know if that's everybody though.
03:15:03.000 Is there two squads or just one?
03:15:06.000 I don't know.
03:15:09.000 I think there's two squads.
03:15:10.000 I think you might be right.
03:15:12.000 Let me hit heart rate.
03:15:13.000 Well, nobody's registering on heart rate, so I think we're clear for now.
03:15:17.000 We got enough to bring Steve back, too.
03:15:20.000 Yeah, should I go for it?
03:15:22.000 Uh, you want me to come with you?
03:15:24.000 I mean, I don't know.
03:15:26.000 Wow.
03:15:30.000 I should be alright.
03:15:31.000 I think I'll be okay, and I don't want you to die, too.
03:15:35.000 True.
03:15:36.000 I still have Gulag, I think.
03:15:45.000 I need plates to buy.
03:15:48.000 Go, yeah, you should go buy plates.
03:15:49.000 I'll go buy some now.
03:15:52.000 I honestly need them too.
03:15:54.000 I'm just gonna drop down in the store.
03:15:58.000 Can you drop me like a hundred bucks?
03:16:01.000 Uh, yeah.
03:16:04.000 Just throw it and I'll pick it up.
03:16:08.000 Thanks, bro.
03:16:13.000 Base.
03:16:13.000 There's guns all over here too.
03:16:18.000 Around the buy station.
03:16:20.000 Leafy was based, I know.
03:16:22.000 I want him to come back.
03:16:26.000 Be good content at least.
03:16:40.000 Mask nice.
03:16:58.000 Just need ammo and plates.
03:17:02.000 Watch out, Steve.
03:17:03.000 Gas is coming.
03:17:05.000 Oh, I see, I see.
03:17:08.000 I could give you a couple of plates if you need them.
03:17:11.000 Thanks, man.
03:17:15.000 Much appreciated.
03:17:17.000 No problem, bro.
03:17:21.000 All right, we should probably get a move on.
03:17:24.000 Yeah, let's boogie on out of here.
03:17:54.000 There's ATV out.
03:17:54.000 I don't know if you really want to use it.
03:17:57.000 Nah, too noisy.
03:18:03.000 Fair enough.
03:18:21.000 I'm hearing shots up ahead.
03:18:23.000 Yeah, yep.
03:18:27.000 Spotted one.
03:18:30.000 I have a sniper. 0.99
03:18:31.000 I could pop him. 1.00
03:18:33.000 I could pop him too. 1.00
03:18:39.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
03:18:40.000 Oh, what happened? 1.00
03:18:41.000 Get him.
03:18:42.000 Uh, from 245.
03:18:43.000 Alright, I got you.
03:18:47.000 Yeah, I got sniped for sure.
03:18:56.000 Oh, there he is.
03:18:57.000 Yeah, 341.
03:18:58.000 Oh, it's him.
03:19:03.000 Oh, he's right in there. 1.00
03:19:06.000 Dual bugger. 0.97
03:19:16.000 Yeah, we gotta get over this big hill that Jaden's hoofing. 0.89
03:19:19.000 Because that's.
03:19:21.000 Take high ground.
03:19:22.000 I don't know where he's at, to be honest, but.
03:19:35.000 People at 3 30.
03:19:38.000 Oh man.
03:19:43.000 Open.
03:19:43.000 Wide open.
03:19:44.000 I'll wait for you guys.
03:19:47.000 A first. 1.00
03:19:49.000 Shut up. 1.00
03:19:50.000 Uh oh. 1.00
03:19:53.000 Car coming in by us.
03:19:54.000 You see that SUV headed up?
03:19:57.000 Careful.
03:19:59.000 Uh uh.
03:20:02.000 203.
03:20:02.000 You see it now?
03:20:07.000 Oh, yeah.
03:20:07.000 Oh, there's some straight forest.
03:20:10.000 Here, I. Fuck. 1.00
03:20:14.000 Got him. 1.00
03:20:14.000 Got him. 1.00
03:20:15.000 I blew their asses up. 0.99
03:20:18.000 I'm beast. 0.99
03:20:19.000 I'll slow myself up.
03:20:20.000 Dude.
03:20:21.000 Heck yeah.
03:20:24.000 Oh, we lost Nick, though.
03:20:25.000 Yeah, I got ran over. 1.00
03:20:27.000 Oh, shit, man. 1.00
03:20:29.000 You know, they got so much good stuff here. 0.99
03:20:31.000 I'm remiss to leave it, but I have to leave it.
03:20:37.000 Don't go in the red there, bro.
03:20:43.000 Do you need plates?
03:20:46.000 I think I'm good.
03:20:47.000 Okay, good.
03:20:54.000 Operation save Nick.
03:20:56.000 Is there a buy station anywhere near?
03:20:59.000 Nah, just that last one.
03:21:08.000 It's pretty far, buddy.
03:21:10.000 In 30 seconds?
03:21:11.000 Yeah, you're not gonna make it.
03:21:12.000 Whoa, whoa, where's this?
03:21:13.000 What is this?
03:21:14.000 You're getting shot?
03:21:15.000 Whoa, I was outside the combat area.
03:21:17.000 Yeah, you can't.
03:21:18.000 We gotta ride this edge here.
03:21:23.000 I'm fine with that.
03:21:30.000 It'd be really sweet if we could go way up high and then parachute down straight onto the buy station.
03:21:37.000 Yeah, I don't think.
03:21:41.000 That's already enough time.
03:21:42.000 I'm gonna stick close to you, Jim.
03:21:52.000 I'm getting.
03:21:52.000 I got shot from the hat bus.
03:21:54.000 I don't know where.
03:22:03.000 My attention wanders sometimes in this game.
03:22:05.000 I just like taking the vistas.
03:22:08.000 Oh, this is nice.
03:22:16.000 Honestly, this may be a decent spot to kind of hang out.
03:22:19.000 Okay.
03:22:20.000 Oh, no.
03:22:22.000 Don't go up there.
03:22:22.000 I lied.
03:22:24.000 Alright.
03:22:25.000 The problem is, we won't see anyone who's like far right, but we also can't get shot from our right.
03:22:32.000 But we will get shot from straight ahead.
03:22:34.000 I don't really.
03:22:35.000 You're the smart, you know, wilderness man.
03:22:39.000 Tell me where to go. 0.99
03:22:40.000 I'll just shoot stuff. 0.93
03:22:42.000 I'm more of a farmer, really.
03:22:45.000 I was at the feed supply store, and this guy's like, Oh, yeah, talking to me about deer and stuff.
03:22:49.000 Oh, what's the biggest one you ever shot?
03:22:52.000 I was like, I don't know, man.
03:22:53.000 I raised chickens.
03:22:55.000 And he lost interest in me instantly. 0.97
03:22:58.000 He just thought I was a loser. 0.97
03:23:02.000 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 0.97
03:23:04.000 You didn't shot that? 1.00
03:23:07.000 Oh shit, oh shit. 1.00
03:23:10.000 I'll be behind this rock. 1.00
03:23:11.000 I'm walking backwards.
03:23:13.000 I took out one of their guys.
03:23:16.000 Ummm.
03:23:17.000 Excellent.
03:23:18.000 I literally was melted in a second.
03:23:22.000 Yeah, I managed to take out one of them.
03:23:23.000 Oh, that ADS is too slow on that sniper, bro.
03:23:25.000 It felt like three minutes.
03:23:27.000 Right, right?
03:23:29.000 That wasn't mine.
03:23:31.000 I picked it up.
03:23:36.000 Yeah, by the time you were looking down there, you just melted your head.
03:23:48.000 Man!
03:23:50.000 Just like that, just ripped from us.
03:23:53.000 It's not like that one was really close. 1.00
03:23:57.000 No, shut up. 0.99
03:23:58.000 I felt it. 0.99
03:24:05.000 I'd do one more and then I'd go to work.
03:24:07.000 Alright.
03:24:09.000 Working man.
03:24:10.000 Working man.
03:24:13.000 I've got to sleep soon.
03:24:15.000 Sleeping man.
03:24:27.000 We have like the opposite sleep schedules, Nick.
03:24:31.000 What's that?
03:24:32.000 We have like the opposite sleep schedule?
03:24:34.000 Yeah, probably.
03:24:36.000 I don't really have much of a schedule now, just like sleeping whenever.
03:24:40.000 It's just the vibe.
03:24:41.000 Yeah.
03:24:42.000 I tend to do that.
03:24:43.000 It's like, oh, I keep forgetting I'm the, whatever.
03:24:49.000 I keep like the cycle that I go in is I establish a healthy sleep schedule, like I'm sleeping at night, and that'll, Go on for two to five weeks, and then it just completely goes out the window and inverts.
03:25:04.000 I'll stay up all night one night, sleep all day, and then I'm sleeping in the daytime for weeks.
03:25:09.000 And then I set it back, and then I lose it, and I set it back, and I lose it.
03:25:14.000 It's been like that for years.
03:25:31.000 Fluffy Midget says, living off the land sounds nice.
03:25:34.000 I hate being a wagee. 0.98
03:25:37.000 Yeah, it sucks to be you, dude. 0.99
03:25:39.000 Big agree. 0.99
03:25:41.000 I hated being a wagee.
03:25:42.000 I was like, F this.
03:25:44.000 I got to go into business for myself.
03:25:46.000 I have to do something different.
03:25:47.000 Yeah, it's horrible. 0.99
03:25:49.000 I was a wagee for like a minute, but it sucks. 0.98
03:25:53.000 A few months. 0.98
03:25:57.000 This guy.
03:26:00.000 What?
03:26:01.000 I was a wagee for years.
03:26:05.000 Yeah, but I was doing important stuff like Model UN.
03:26:08.000 What were you doing?
03:26:09.000 Like playing basketball or whatever?
03:26:12.000 Yeah.
03:26:12.000 No.
03:26:14.000 I was.
03:26:15.000 I don't know.
03:26:17.000 I'm just taking basically college courses.
03:26:19.000 I don't know.
03:26:20.000 I was the student council president, Jaden.
03:26:23.000 Yeah, I wasn't.
03:26:24.000 Okay.
03:26:25.000 You know why?
03:26:26.000 Because I.
03:26:27.000 The student council lady posted the picture of the flyer she hung in her English classroom.
03:26:37.000 Which was Republicans Equal Nazis, and Jack Posobick retweeted it, and she didn't like me too much because everyone on Twitter was going after her. 1.00
03:26:50.000 A bunch of boomers.
03:26:53.000 And I was, I always distracted class because I talked too much. 1.00
03:26:59.000 Yeah, I could see that.
03:27:01.000 Unbelievable.
03:27:03.000 I always just skipped school.
03:27:04.000 I skipped 34 days my senior year.
03:27:09.000 Yeah.
03:27:10.000 Kind of base.
03:27:14.000 And I boosted my GPA by just doing like a bunch of gym classes.
03:27:20.000 I actually only had two or three classes my senior year because I just was at a community college job.
03:27:27.000 I had all the credits I needed for high school.
03:27:29.000 Nice.
03:27:30.000 It's pretty epic.
03:27:33.000 Prison?
03:27:33.000 Alright.
03:27:34.000 We're dropping.
03:27:36.000 I'm going to prison.
03:27:50.000 Yeah, I got suspended my senior year of high school in film studies class because my teacher started making fun of me.
03:27:59.000 He started just aping me and making a childish voice to make fun of me.
03:28:04.000 And he was like, What do you think of that? 1.00
03:28:05.000 And I said, I think you're being a little bitch. 1.00
03:28:18.000 No. Same. Most. Not all, not all, not all, but most. 1.00
03:28:31.000 I always ate as she was.
03:28:48.000 a kid.
03:28:48.000 I still hate it.
03:28:49.000 My mom used to say, you should enjoy it.
03:28:57.000 One day it'll have to work.
03:29:00.000 Thanks, Mom.
03:29:01.000 I said, no, I won't, Mom.
03:29:02.000 I'm gonna be a comedian.
03:29:04.000 I don't know how that happened.
03:29:07.000 Nice, Nick.
03:29:08.000 I just saw your body fall past my scope when the helicopter blew up.
03:29:21.000 Yeah, I noped out of there.
03:29:23.000 I got overwhelmed by how many guys I saw parachuting in there.
03:29:29.000 Get crafted Well, how Are you kidding me?
03:29:58.000 How, dude? 0.97
03:30:00.000 Unfucking believable, dude. 1.00
03:30:03.000 Hello, lag? 1.00
03:30:04.000 Luckily, I have enough to buy you in already. 1.00
03:30:08.000 And I'm dead. 1.00
03:30:11.000 I was so gay. 1.00
03:30:13.000 So I shoot him with the shotgun from 10 feet away, it doesn't hit. 1.00
03:30:18.000 He shoots me from the same distance, and it blasts me. 0.99
03:30:22.000 Then I lag and throw the Molotov cocktail on my own wall.
03:30:41.000 Not my day.
03:30:51.000 I'm either like really good or really bad at this game.
03:30:55.000 No in between.
03:30:57.000 I'm usually just really bad.
03:31:05.000 Like, was it yesterday?
03:31:06.000 The day before yesterday?
03:31:07.000 I was in Teen Deathmatch.
03:31:08.000 I had 26 and 3.
03:31:11.000 That was a pretty good game.
03:31:16.000 That's the ATV I was using earlier.
03:31:19.000 There's guys up ahead, like straight ahead.
03:31:21.000 That's where they killed me from.
03:31:38.000 Alright, what's the plan, Jaden?
03:31:41.000 I'm just gonna try and get money.
03:31:52.000 In the circle, I don't know, hit one of these buildings downtown. 0.99
03:31:57.000 Oh, you can shot it! 0.96
03:31:58.000 What's that sound like?
03:32:01.000 Oh, there's just guys up here to my left.
03:32:03.000 A little bit of hashtag cash.
03:32:27.000 I'll have you back in no time, buddy.
03:32:33.000 Thanks.
03:32:35.000 There's like no loot here, bro.
03:32:47.000 We're in the safe zone.
03:32:49.000 Watch for enemy.
03:32:54.000 Dude.
03:32:58.000 Are you guys gonna play the new Doom game?
03:33:01.000 Eventually.
03:33:04.000 I'm just gonna wait for a sale or something.
03:33:06.000 Yeah.
03:33:08.000 Yeah, I didn't like the last one enough to buy this one at full price.
03:33:11.000 Right.
03:33:24.000 Did you already loot this building?
03:33:26.000 No.
03:33:27.000 I was just curious if you'd been in here yet.
03:33:32.000 There's guys across the street.
03:33:34.000 Or I see him on the map.
03:33:34.000 Yeah, I hear him.
03:33:40.000 This has been looted.
03:33:46.000 Oh, man.
03:33:50.000 I'm looking for some hashtag cash.
03:33:53.000 Okay.
03:33:56.000 Cool.
03:33:58.000 Come up the elevator.
03:34:00.000 He's down.
03:34:03.000 Where did I even go up the elevator?
03:34:05.000 Oh, cool.
03:34:06.000 A whole squad.
03:34:07.000 A whole squad's coming for you, Jimmy.
03:34:12.000 Watch the lad.
03:34:14.000 Yeah.
03:34:17.000 Get him.
03:34:25.000 I'm gonna laugh so hard if you fall.
03:34:27.000 Well, you can't fall down those chutes, can you?
03:34:29.000 I don't think so.
03:34:31.000 I'm trying to get them to come up here.
03:34:36.000 That's smart. 1.00
03:34:41.000 Come on, bitch. 1.00
03:34:43.000 I'm up here. 1.00
03:34:46.000 Watch him come all the way from.
03:34:49.000 to run uh 13 stories here and just jump down there
03:35:23.000 Gotta do it.
03:35:24.000 Gotta get some cash.
03:35:50.000 It's all been looted.
03:35:53.000 Yeah.
03:35:55.000 Let's check this one.
03:36:17.000 Nick, did you ever read Pat Buchanan's Right from the Beginning?
03:36:21.000 I have not.
03:36:23.000 Yeah, I'm reading it right now.
03:36:25.000 It's really good.
03:36:26.000 He's just talking about his childhood in the 40s and 50s in D.C., he's talking about his Catholic upbringing, and it's like really heartwarming stuff.
03:36:57.000 I'm trying to get some money, man.
03:36:59.000 I just have not found anything.
03:37:02.000 Yeah, it's empty.
03:37:03.000 It really is.
03:37:06.000 Help me then.
03:37:27.000 My grandpa was really cool.
03:37:29.000 He was born in 1923.
03:37:31.000 He died like in 2001 or something like this.
03:37:35.000 Really cool dude.
03:37:36.000 He fought in World War II.
03:37:38.000 He was Eisenhower's driver for a little while.
03:37:41.000 He would like drive around Eisenhower in a Jeep.
03:37:45.000 I think you've told me this.
03:37:46.000 Maybe you told me this?
03:37:48.000 Not sure.
03:37:49.000 That's awesome.
03:37:50.000 He was such a sweetheart, too.
03:37:50.000 Yeah.
03:37:56.000 I'm just saying.
03:37:57.000 Sorry.
03:37:58.000 That's alright. 0.97
03:37:59.000 One of his stories when he was in the army was like a group of black soldiers came across him when he was alone and they beat him up. 0.93
03:38:08.000 And so he was very wary of them after that. 1.00
03:38:14.000 Classic.
03:38:15.000 Classic tale.
03:38:19.000 Ah, old race relations. 0.90
03:38:22.000 It's so funny about how they're portrayed in school as just, you know, it's sort of also like Germany as well. 0.94
03:38:28.000 They're all just like. 0.57
03:38:31.000 Any animosity is always just pure evil, pure prejudice.
03:38:39.000 Whenever there's a portrayal of racism, God forbid, in the 20th century, it's always completely unfounded and unjustified.
03:38:47.000 It's like a nice black schoolgirl during integration, or it's a nice black boy dating a white girl, and he's so nice, he's such a nice guy, but they're not ready for that yet.
03:39:01.000 And then, you know, my grandma tells me stories about those times, and it's like a completely different picture. 0.57
03:39:07.000 You know, my father told me about the race riots in Chicago in the 60s and 70s, and it's like, you know, that's not quite the picture that I was brought up with.
03:39:19.000 Yeah, right.
03:39:25.000 You guys enjoying this gameplay?
03:39:27.000 I'm enjoying.
03:39:28.000 Playing Warzone with Jaden is really more just like watching Jaden play Warzone.
03:39:33.000 It's true.
03:39:35.000 We are one hundred dollars short.
03:39:42.000 Up on the hill.
03:39:45.000 That's a nice snipper.
03:39:52.000 So I just watch this.
03:39:57.000 Pop him.
03:40:00.000 Three shots already. 0.97
03:40:03.000 That's silly. 0.92
03:40:06.000 Oh, how many shots that guy's gonna take? 0.98
03:40:08.000 He's down now.
03:40:17.000 Hiding.
03:40:19.000 Scaredy cat.
03:40:23.000 They're like little mice in there.
03:40:24.000 There's so many of them.
03:40:27.000 I just saw four guys.
03:40:28.000 Oh, I missed.
03:40:29.000 Oh, oh.
03:40:32.000 Went out of sight. 0.99
03:40:35.000 I'm gonna get this kill. 0.96
03:40:39.000 We have a vole problem in our garden right now. 0.99
03:40:42.000 These little gray mice sprinting everywhere, digging holes.
03:40:48.000 My dogs caught one and they didn't know what to do with it.
03:40:51.000 I was really disappointed.
03:40:54.000 Come on, guys.
03:40:55.000 Where's your killer instinct?
03:40:58.000 I'm gonna go for him.
03:40:59.000 There's no point.
03:41:04.000 You've watched this gameplay of me running around.
03:41:07.000 Whoa!
03:41:07.000 No!
03:41:08.000 Should I just end it?
03:41:08.000 That works!
03:41:14.000 I'm in the stupid gulag. 1.00
03:41:16.000 Can we just leave? 1.00
03:41:18.000 We can. 1.00
03:41:19.000 Just blow yourself up. 0.99
03:41:21.000 You can pull us out.
03:41:23.000 I don't know how to make the lag better here.
03:41:25.000 I might, my grunge is not going to go well. 0.70
03:41:28.000 But every fucking time I engage with somebody, even like this menu screen, I'm like, what's going on? 0.98
03:41:37.000 You guys want to squeeze in a death? 0.99
03:41:41.000 A what?
03:41:44.000 Hello?
03:41:45.000 Work at 11.
03:41:47.000 I just cut out, what'd you say?
03:41:49.000 I said, you guys want to do a quick deathmatch, or if you want to do another war zone, I got to pop out of here because I work in 15 minutes.
03:41:55.000 What do you think, Jaden?
03:41:58.000 It's your stream.
03:41:58.000 I don't care.
03:41:59.000 Yeah, we could do a quick deathmatch.
03:42:01.000 My guy.
03:42:03.000 Awesome.
03:42:09.000 Are we still in the party?
03:42:11.000 I'm not in there with you.
03:42:12.000 I don't invite you.
03:42:14.000 Yeah, I don't know.
03:42:16.000 I'll probably hop out as well.
03:42:18.000 I'm going to go get lunch.
03:42:19.000 Wow.
03:42:20.000 Well, I'll probably just end the stream then if everyone's just going to bail.
03:42:20.000 All right.
03:42:25.000 No, I'm kidding.
03:42:26.000 It's fine.
03:42:26.000 I'm ending it anyway.
03:42:27.000 I got to sleep.
03:42:32.000 I'm gonna go get lunch, okay?
03:42:35.000 So, can you send me another invite?
03:42:41.000 Ah, yeah, I want to check.
03:42:55.000 I sent you an invite.
03:43:01.000 I didn't get it.
03:43:02.000 Oh, okay.
03:43:03.000 Let me send it again.
03:43:09.000 Volatile.
03:43:09.000 Invite to party.
03:43:11.000 There, I got it.
03:43:12.000 Yeah, I'm going to go get food, Nick.
03:43:15.000 Okay.
03:43:17.000 And then I'm probably, because I'm now awake at 12, I'm going to try to fix my sleep schedule.
03:43:25.000 That's what I'm gonna do.
03:43:26.000 I'm not sleeping.
03:43:28.000 You're not sleeping?
03:43:30.000 Uh uh.
03:43:31.000 Oh, I can't play.
03:43:32.000 I'm missing the multiplayer packs.
03:43:32.000 I forgot.
03:43:35.000 I can't play.
03:43:36.000 What do you mean?
03:43:37.000 Um, I don't have certain map packs downloaded of the multiplayer updates.
03:43:44.000 No worries.
03:43:48.000 Yeah, I gotta go, um, night night at like 8 or 9.
03:43:57.000 11 o'clock, 12 o'clock.
03:44:04.000 I gotta fix the sleeve schedule.
03:44:06.000 I don't know.
03:44:07.000 Go to bed at 12 in the morning.
03:44:20.000 I wish I could do that, but I don't think I'd make it to my show that way.
03:44:24.000 Yeah, you got your show.
03:44:26.000 I need a vacation, man.
03:44:28.000 I might just take a week off with all this. 0.93
03:44:30.000 It's not like anything's fucking going on anyway, right? 0.85
03:44:33.000 Everybody's home. 0.92
03:44:34.000 That's true.
03:44:35.000 And I just can't.
03:44:36.000 It's like.
03:44:38.000 I don't know.
03:44:39.000 I haven't taken a vacation since.
03:44:43.000 Montana?
03:44:45.000 That was last July.
03:44:45.000 Yeah, yeah.
03:44:48.000 Yeah, we'll go on the Groyper Cruise.
03:44:52.000 Yeah.
03:44:52.000 That's a joy for crew.
03:44:53.000 Headquarters.
03:44:58.000 We have our first target.
03:45:02.000 Move out.
03:45:07.000 Okay.
03:45:08.000 Seriously, man? 0.99
03:45:09.000 This game just fucking doesn't work on my computer. 0.99
03:45:12.000 It's just getting worse. 0.98
03:45:13.000 And now it's just like unplayable.
03:45:22.000 HQ online.
03:45:23.000 Get moving.
03:45:28.000 I just swallowed it up. 0.96
03:45:56.000 What the hell? 0.97
03:46:33.000 This game mode is just like go stand by this and get blown up Claymores everywhere. 1.00
03:47:14.000 Alright, bro, I'm gonna go make food. 0.99
03:47:16.000 Peace now.
03:47:17.000 Peace now, Jaden.
03:47:19.000 Yeah, no worries, bro.
03:47:22.000 Have a good one.
03:47:26.000 Have a good day, Steve.
03:47:28.000 Later, Jaden.
03:47:29.000 Peace.
03:48:07.000 Hey, we picked up the HQ, that's nice.
03:48:26.000 They're all in that doorway.
03:49:03.000 So how many hours in a row are you up for now, Nick?
03:49:13.000 I actually haven't been up for 24 yet. 1.00
03:49:22.000 These girl characters are... 1.00
03:49:24.000 like hard to hit they're literally smaller yeah it's true Cadence is that behind the girl. 1.00
03:50:01.000 Double kill, bingo!
03:50:21.000 Some guy's speaking in African in my ear. 1.00
03:50:25.000 Do you hear that? 0.63
03:50:26.000 No, no.
03:50:27.000 Idea, I think it's a teammate.
03:50:29.000 I don't have team chat on.
03:50:33.000 I shouldn't shut it off.
03:50:54.000 Oh boy.
03:51:44.000 Oh, they got an HQ.
03:52:04.000 We should get points for that. 1.00
03:52:14.000 Oh, man, dude, fuck that. 1.00
03:52:28.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
03:53:28.000 Oh, major latency. 1.00
03:53:30.000 Yeah, dude, it's been bugging me all day.
03:55:16.000 Everybody's got lag, it looks like.
03:55:18.000 Yeah.
03:55:20.000 Yeah, I think it's a server thing, not a computer thing.
03:55:23.000 Friendly counter, UAV active.
03:55:36.000 Oh! 1.00
03:56:12.000 Damn. 0.99
03:56:14.000 right as we secured it 0.99
03:56:22.000 that's a good spot we have down the crate Yeah, yeah, there's some good if you can get height in the buildings.
03:56:55.000 Outstanding.
03:56:56.000 Smushed him. 1.00
03:56:57.000 Oh shit. 1.00
03:56:58.000 I gotta work right now. 1.00
03:57:01.000 Alright.
03:57:02.000 GG.
03:57:03.000 Thanks for streaming.
03:57:04.000 Yeah, man.
03:57:06.000 I'm talking to you.
03:57:09.000 Very cool.
03:57:10.000 Alright, Nick.
03:57:11.000 Alright, buddy.
03:57:12.000 Have fun at work.
03:57:13.000 Talk to you later.
03:57:16.000 Later.
03:57:33.000 Okay, well, there you have it.
03:57:35.000 Everybody's gone.
03:57:38.000 Just the big Nick now.
03:57:40.000 Back to the solo streamer.
03:57:43.000 I did pretty good.
03:57:44.000 Pretty good that game, huh?
03:57:47.000 25 kills, not bad.
03:57:53.000 Excuse me.
03:57:58.000 I think I might play one or two more.
03:58:01.000 No, I'll get out.
03:58:03.000 Then I'll end the stream.
03:58:05.000 Somebody said earlier I'm way better at this than Warzone.
03:58:07.000 It's true, I am.
03:58:16.000 I don't know why I don't like Warzone.
03:58:19.000 I think it's the team aspect of it.
03:58:22.000 Because it's like, whoops.
03:58:25.000 In Warzone, you get a lot of engagements where it's three on one.
03:58:31.000 You know?
03:58:38.000 And it's a much bigger map.
03:58:41.000 And there's the shields.
03:58:43.000 People take way more damage that way.
03:58:49.000 Not as much cover.
03:58:50.000 It's also not as fast paced.
03:58:52.000 In multiplayer, you can zoom through pretty quickly from cover to cover, and it's very dynamic.
03:59:00.000 You're always in motion.
03:59:01.000 In a war zone, it's obviously not like that.
03:59:04.000 You've got big stretches where there's no cover.
03:59:07.000 And obviously, you've got people that are on a roof or in a helicopter.
03:59:11.000 Coming at you in a car.
03:59:12.000 It's just like, I don't know what you would call that, but that element, but.
03:59:28.000 Let's do I usually do well with this class in this map here.
03:59:38.000 Warzone rewards smarter players.
03:59:40.000 Oh, is that it? 0.60
03:59:42.000 I'm not a dumb player? 0.96
03:59:42.000 What are you saying? 0.96
03:59:43.000 You're saying I'm a dumb idiot? 1.00
03:59:46.000 What does that make me a dumb player? 1.00
03:59:53.000 Seriously? 1.00
03:59:53.000 Where the fuck did that guy even come from? 1.00
04:00:32.000 I hate the C4. 1.00
04:00:34.000 I can't tell you how much I hate C4. 1.00
04:00:42.000 HA HA HA BITCH! 1.00
04:00:43.000 You're a bitch, dude. 1.00
04:00:52.000 Uh oh. 1.00
04:01:04.000 Piece of shit. 1.00
04:01:14.000 This fucking guy, man, every time. 1.00
04:01:17.000 Whoa, what the? 1.00
04:01:18.000 How did I spawn right in front of this guy? 1.00
04:01:21.000 Shit, fag. 1.00
04:01:32.000 I didn't even see that guy. 1.00
04:02:10.000 Justin says, Thanks for the midday stream, bro.
04:02:14.000 Hope to catch an AC stream one day.
04:02:16.000 Bless up.
04:02:16.000 Thanks for the Ninjagini, man.
04:02:19.000 Let's do it, bro.
04:02:21.000 I'll do an AC stream soon.
04:02:23.000 I got a capture card.
04:02:24.000 It was like $160. 0.97
04:02:25.000 So I fucking have to do another one. 0.98
04:02:29.000 You can come to my island. 0.99
04:02:29.000 I'll do one soon. 0.99
04:02:32.000 Thanks for the Ninjagini.
04:02:33.000 Thanks for chilling.
04:02:40.000 Bruh. 1.00
04:02:41.000 Kill steal. 1.00
04:02:42.000 Stole my kill. 1.00
04:02:44.000 Hardpoint. 0.59
04:02:45.000 Bad word.
04:02:47.000 Oh.
04:02:49.000 Are you kidding me? 0.98
04:02:50.000 Stop stealing my kill!
04:02:51.000 I don't even know where that.
04:02:55.000 Oh, he was right there.
04:03:03.000 I'm at the top of the board here.
04:03:06.000 I thought I wasn't doing something.
04:03:06.000 So.
04:03:10.000 I'm at the top, baby.
04:03:14.000 Oh! 1.00
04:03:16.000 Get over there.
04:03:18.000 Ah, nice. 0.96
04:03:19.000 Love getting hit with the flash ping.
04:03:23.000 I love that experience. 1.00
04:03:27.000 Pussy. 1.00
04:03:28.000 Bitch. 1.00
04:03:29.000 Headshot check. 1.00
04:03:31.000 Ah, come on!
04:03:44.000 Oh, there's the guy.
04:03:45.000 There's a guy.
04:03:47.000 I'm fast, dude.
04:03:48.000 I'm fast.
04:03:50.000 I'm fast!
04:04:35.000 Oh, is that white phosphorus? 1.00
04:04:37.000 Shit. 1.00
04:04:39.000 I'm good at the game, dude. 1.00
04:04:41.000 Do you see that shot through the smoke like that?
04:04:53.000 Why am I on fire?
04:04:59.000 Bruh!
04:05:20.000 Oh!
04:05:30.000 Ah!
04:05:31.000 Bruh!
04:05:32.000 It's like, Oh,
04:08:28.000 I was looking at chat.
04:08:29.000 I wasn't even paying attention.
04:09:01.000 Blade Patriots is starting, plan on starting streaming soon.
04:09:05.000 Any tips from a pro like yourself?
04:09:07.000 Also, some follows for the Kirk.
04:09:10.000 Thanks for the Ninjagini.
04:09:15.000 What are you going to stream, James?
04:09:18.000 I don't know.
04:09:19.000 What do you want me to tell you?
04:09:20.000 Number one, not a positive KD, but you know, what can you expect?
04:09:27.000 I don't know, dude.
04:09:28.000 Just what kind of tips are you looking for?
04:09:31.000 Kind of a broad subject.
04:09:38.000 Just make good content, man.
04:09:39.000 Just make good content.
04:09:41.000 That's all.
04:09:42.000 Just make good content.
04:09:45.000 I generally recommend that people do not stream across the board.
04:09:50.000 I just don't think it's worth it for most people.
04:09:53.000 It's like.
04:09:57.000 It's stressful.
04:09:58.000 And, you know.
04:10:02.000 Unless you're, you know, really willing to do it, like.
04:10:08.000 It doesn't really go anywhere for most people.
04:10:11.000 Most people don't bring the level of commitment that's necessary.
04:10:18.000 And even people that do don't make it very far.
04:10:20.000 But you don't make it far if you don't have that level of commitment.
04:10:23.000 So if it's just like a hobby or for fun, then you're just doing it for yourself.
04:10:27.000 There's nothing wrong with that.
04:10:28.000 But if you want to become a great streamer, the key is consistency.
04:10:33.000 You've got to stream at the same time.
04:10:35.000 I'm a big believer in that.
04:10:36.000 Schedule.
04:10:37.000 And at the same time and consistently and frequently.
04:10:40.000 Really, like every day should.
04:10:41.000 If you're serious about it, you've got to do it every day and at the same times.
04:10:47.000 And the quality's got to be good.
04:10:48.000 You've got to bring your A-game every day. 0.99
04:10:50.000 You know, a lot of people just don't give a shit about what they do. 0.96
04:10:55.000 And, you know, it's like whatever, but then you're not going to be great at it. 0.99
04:11:01.000 That's the big thing with a lot of people is they, whatever it is, even if they're a wagee, they just don't give a shit about their work. 0.99
04:11:10.000 Half-ass things. 0.99
04:11:13.000 You know? 0.97
04:11:15.000 Oh, there he is!
04:11:19.000 Half-assed.
04:11:20.000 And, um, as a result, they don't learn anything, they don't progress.
04:11:30.000 So.
04:11:32.000 If it's worth doing, it's worth doing it right.
04:11:35.000 If you're gonna do it, it's worth doing it right.
04:11:38.000 And that means trying.
04:11:40.000 And trying is hard, and it's actually, uh, unpleasant at times.
04:11:43.000 And actually, most of you.
04:11:45.000 You know, like if, uh. 0.99
04:11:50.000 Not giving a shit's like the. 0.98
04:11:52.000 If you're just going through the motions, that's the easiest thing in the world. 0.99
04:11:55.000 And, uh.
04:11:56.000 That's what most people, I imagine, would prefer to do is just go through the motions, not really try, just kind of phone it in.
04:12:04.000 Do you do that?
04:12:04.000 But, um.
04:12:07.000 Oh, it's a deep one.
04:12:11.000 So.
04:12:13.000 Consistency is key, consistent quality.
04:12:17.000 Frequency, stream regularly and stream at the same times, people knowing when and where to find you.
04:12:25.000 These are the key ingredients.
04:12:26.000 People think that you need to stream like a professional rig.
04:12:30.000 They think, oh, I'm going to go out and spend $2,000 on a computer and I'm going to spend $500 on a camera and I'm going to get the most advanced setup.
04:12:40.000 And they stream for zero people, one person.
04:12:43.000 It's because the content's not good, it's not consistent, they don't stream enough.
04:12:49.000 When they do, they're not trying that hard.
04:12:52.000 And that's what a lot of people think like, oh, if I just spend money, if I just invest, it's not just about that.
04:13:02.000 And actually, I would say that's a less necessary component, is you worry about getting the pro set up when you got an audience, you know what I mean?
04:13:13.000 When it's your money back with streaming.
04:13:20.000 Problem is, nobody tries, frankly.
04:13:28.000 Nobody tries.
04:13:29.000 What am I?
04:13:30.000 Yeah, I'm not trying. 0.98
04:13:34.000 Most people don't fucking try at anything. 0.96
04:13:37.000 They don't like anything. 0.99
04:13:38.000 They don't care about anything. 0.95
04:13:39.000 And then they're like, why am I a loser?
04:13:42.000 Why am I, like, totally average?
04:13:45.000 Why?
04:13:46.000 Why don't I have anything going on?
04:13:49.000 It's like, there's nothing wrong with being, you know, average or not having anything going on.
04:13:54.000 Like, most people don't.
04:13:55.000 Don't have a lot going on.
04:13:57.000 But it's just that disconnect between the expectation and where you are.
04:14:04.000 If you want to be great, you can't afford to not care, take shortcuts, etc.
04:14:13.000 Because you're not.
04:14:14.000 The thing about really being good at something is it's not just going to happen for you, it's not guaranteed.
04:14:23.000 So you have to be making it happen.
04:14:26.000 You have to be Actualizing it in every moment.
04:14:28.000 That's the problem a lot of people, maybe they don't consciously think this, but they presume that it will just happen.
04:14:37.000 It'll just happen.
04:14:40.000 And that's why a lot of people spend a lot of time going through the motions.
04:14:43.000 They might quote unquote grind, but if they're just going through the motions, they think, oh, well, if I just invest this much time or money, well, I'm on my grind.
04:14:55.000 Well, there's a lot of people that are on their grind, man.
04:14:58.000 There's a lot of people that do things every day.
04:15:02.000 Some people do the same job for 30 years and they don't advance.
04:15:07.000 Think about that.
04:15:09.000 Some people do the same monotonous job, you know, like a wagey job for 30 years.
04:15:16.000 That's their career for their whole life and they never advance.
04:15:21.000 And they're on their grind, you know.
04:15:23.000 Maybe they're trying hard, but they don't.
04:15:27.000 They're not taking that extra step.
04:15:28.000 They're not being smarter.
04:15:31.000 Right?
04:15:32.000 There's a lot.
04:15:35.000 But this is just more like a general.
04:15:37.000 That's too general.
04:15:38.000 But with streaming, like I said, you just want to be consistent.
04:15:44.000 With time, with quality, and play to your niche.
04:15:49.000 That's the other thing.
04:15:51.000 Ninja already exists.
04:15:53.000 I already exist.
04:15:54.000 The big problem that people have is they want to imitate who they like.
04:16:00.000 I want to be Ben Shapiro.
04:16:02.000 Shapiro exists already, so why would anybody watch you?
04:16:06.000 Why would anybody want to watch the guy that's trying to be like Ben Shapiro?
04:16:11.000 So, you have to play to your niche.
04:16:13.000 Why is somebody going to watch your content as opposed to doing literally anything else?
04:16:20.000 What are they, where's the value?
04:16:22.000 Where's the novelty?
04:16:23.000 You don't have to reinvent the wheel or anything, but you just do it, you have to answer that question.
04:16:35.000 People don't like to watch me game because I'm not good at it, right? 0.98
04:16:39.000 If I were a gaming streamer, that wouldn't make any sense because I fucking suck at games. 0.96
04:16:45.000 But it's comedy, right? 0.97
04:16:47.000 It's talking, it's jokes, it's politics, and the gaming is like on the side.
04:16:55.000 My main thing is politics because I know politics better than you know.
04:17:01.000 Well, I wouldn't go that far, but you know what I mean.
04:17:03.000 I have my own flavor, I have my own flair.
04:17:12.000 I'm already in the stripping area.
04:17:33.000 You're not that bad, you just don't really engage with the audience. 1.00
04:17:36.000 Dude, shut up. 0.96
04:17:38.000 The thing about the gaming streams is they're really, honestly, more for me than for the audience in the sense that it's really just like I'm hanging out. 0.98
04:17:48.000 I'm not on when I'm doing a gaming stream, I truly am just hanging out.
04:17:52.000 If I'm doing a stream where I'm reviewing a Video, or like it's a special, then I'm like on, and I'm like, when I'm doing a gaming stream, I'm literally just schmooting, and you know, and largely the chat is bad, the chat is just not good at times. 0.97
04:18:15.000 I'll just qualify that and say, you know, at certain times, sometimes the chat's in there, and I'm just like, what the fuck are you saying? 0.79
04:18:23.000 What are you trying to do? 0.98
04:18:26.000 Be chill, like, be normal, whatever.
04:18:28.000 You know?
04:18:30.000 But, uh.
04:18:35.000 But I'm telling you that I don't specialize.
04:18:37.000 Like, Jaden does gaming streams, right?
04:18:40.000 Like, what is his content?
04:18:42.000 Day in and day out, it's gaming.
04:18:45.000 It's almost all gaming all the time, for the most part.
04:18:49.000 And it works.
04:18:50.000 And I watch Jaden's streams.
04:18:53.000 And I watch Jaden's streams.
04:18:55.000 Because he's my friend and I like Jaden, but also because it's actually fun to watch him game.
04:19:02.000 It's interesting, and I love learning.
04:19:06.000 So he's a gamer, and he knows his craft, so to speak.
04:19:10.000 That's kind of what's required is the knowledge.
04:19:12.000 Ah, I thought that was my dog.
04:19:15.000 But, yeah, so streaming the.
04:19:20.000 What else?
04:19:23.000 Whoa!
04:19:23.000 What else about streaming?
04:19:24.000 The other thing is, like, being in front of the camera.
04:19:28.000 Is something that takes a lot of getting used to.
04:19:31.000 It doesn't, you wouldn't think that maybe because it's like, oh, it's just like me but in front of the camera.
04:19:37.000 But it does take a lot of getting used to, it really does.
04:19:41.000 And I remember being in front of the camera for the first time when I did my high school TV show.
04:19:48.000 And I like, it was so, I don't even know, almost like discombobulating.
04:19:55.000 Like I didn't really know how to act.
04:20:02.000 That's why if you watch that show you can like hear me awkwardly swallowing like I didn't know when to swallow.
04:20:07.000 It's just kind of a small example of like, you know, it just takes you out of your element.
04:20:16.000 But that gets better over time.
04:20:19.000 You can't, you know, it really just is a matter of, you know, getting hours in and getting experience and getting more comfortable, obviously.
04:20:26.000 But the other thing, though, you just got to relax.
04:20:30.000 That's the thing is a lot of people try like way too hard.
04:20:33.000 And by try too hard, I don't mean like they're not, like they're working too hard.
04:20:37.000 I mean they like get in front of the camera and they're, you could like feel, you could feel that they're nervous.
04:20:44.000 You could kind of feel that they are like, you know.
04:20:51.000 Like in that sense, you are trying, you can try too hard.
04:20:55.000 You're gonna have to just relax, go with the flow, just talk like a normal person.
04:21:02.000 I find myself falling into this habit even on my show.
04:21:06.000 Is I might get anxious about I'm not filling up airtime.
04:21:11.000 I might get anxious about, oh, I might not have enough to talk about.
04:21:16.000 I'm not sounding right.
04:21:18.000 It's very easy to kind of like panic.
04:21:22.000 And then you get in your own head and you rush and it creates problems.
04:21:27.000 So you just gotta relax.
04:21:28.000 This is a big thing.
04:21:30.000 Just chill.
04:21:33.000 Chill.
04:21:34.000 Act natural as best you can.
04:21:37.000 It's like kind of a paradox in a sense.
04:21:39.000 Because you have to act natural.
04:21:41.000 It's like a deliberate thing, right?
04:21:44.000 But, um.
04:21:46.000 Yeah, the worst thing that I experience when I'm watching content is somebody who's like.
04:21:51.000 Nervous.
04:21:52.000 I hate watching nervous people because it's unpleasant.
04:21:56.000 Because if you're nervous, then people are watching you and they feel like secondhand embarrassment or secondhand nervousness, you know?
04:22:04.000 And nobody likes that.
04:22:06.000 It's almost like you're in, by watching a nervous streamer, it's almost like you're, if you feel empathy, you're feeling just as awkwardly as the streamer.
04:22:17.000 And it's a bad feeling.
04:22:18.000 Nobody wants to feel that.
04:22:20.000 You know, nobody wants to feel like eyes on them, panicking.
04:22:23.000 Awkward, uncomfortable.
04:22:25.000 Just nobody likes that.
04:22:26.000 So, that to me is like the biggest no no.
04:22:31.000 Do not be nervous.
04:22:35.000 Or if you are, don't act like it.
04:22:41.000 I hate that.
04:22:42.000 It makes me too uncomfortable.
04:22:44.000 I can't watch if they're nervous.
04:22:46.000 Because I just have such a low threshold for that.
04:22:53.000 I can't enjoy.
04:22:54.000 If you're not enjoying, The audience.
04:23:00.000 If I'm enjoying myself, the audience is enjoying.
04:23:03.000 The energy is sort of shared that way.
04:23:18.000 Also, don't get mad.
04:23:19.000 Never get mad.
04:23:21.000 Getting mad online is the worst thing anyone could do.
04:23:25.000 Ever.
04:23:26.000 Anywhere.
04:23:27.000 Twitter.
04:23:28.000 Stream, YouTube, getting mad online is like on the internet.
04:23:35.000 That, like, I know this isn't applying to the real world, but on the internet, getting mad online is like that means you're not a man.
04:23:44.000 It's like you clearly, you're sort of like transcendent internet score level is based on how high of a threshold you have to not get, for somebody to not get a rise out of you.
04:24:00.000 And I mean, like, really get a rise out of you.
04:24:02.000 You can get irritable.
04:24:03.000 You can see I get irritable sometimes, or I go off or whatever, but you've never seen me actually fly off the handle.
04:24:10.000 And believe me, you would know.
04:24:11.000 I would know.
04:24:11.000 You would know if you really saw me rage.
04:24:15.000 I never rage on stream.
04:24:16.000 I might get a little irritable because I'm hungry or I'm tired or I'm annoyed.
04:24:21.000 That's all natural.
04:24:22.000 It's natural to get annoyed, but you've never seen me like you get really pissed.
04:24:30.000 So Don't get mad control your emotions.
04:24:36.000 That's that's another thing nobody wants to see a streamer who's like really well I don't know unless you want to be like a lol cow and be like a you know source of amusement You know some people like this idea of playing it up.
04:24:50.000 I I know that's amusing.
04:24:52.000 I think it's very unbecoming when somebody loses their cool and gets emotional It's just like amateurish, you know It's people are saying it's women that get baited.
04:25:13.000 It's not just women.
04:25:14.000 It's men too.
04:25:15.000 Men, obviously, but it's people that take themselves too seriously are the ones that get baited.
04:25:21.000 Never take anything too seriously online.
04:25:24.000 What you have to remember always is it's easy to look at the screen and forget you're a person and think about that for a second.
04:25:34.000 It's easy to look at your monitor, look at your phone, and forget that you're a human being and you're in the screen.
04:25:42.000 But it's easy to forget that you're a person looking at a screen.
04:25:45.000 I'm a person looking at a phone.
04:25:48.000 I'm a person sitting down looking at a monitor.
04:25:51.000 I'm not in the game.
04:25:52.000 I'm not in the monitor.
04:25:54.000 And why it's important to say that is about perspective because whatever is annoying you online is it's like it's words on a screen.
04:26:02.000 It's like words or it's a phone call.
04:26:07.000 Do you know what I mean?
04:26:08.000 So you have to keep that in mind and not take it too seriously.
04:26:14.000 It's not real life.
04:26:17.000 That's the thing.
04:26:19.000 I may not come across as a very earnest person because you know you see me online and I'm a streamer, but that's only because I'm online and the internet is not a place for earnest, sincere reflection and things like that because it's not real, and also because the internet hacks people's brains and you're not, you're actually not human, you know what I mean?
04:26:43.000 Like a human interaction is when somebody's in front of you and you can see their face and you know them, you know, you know things about them, even if you don't know them, you like. know what they look like and so on.
04:26:54.000 You kind of like read them.
04:26:56.000 That doesn't happen on the internet.
04:26:57.000 So empathy is low, right?
04:27:00.000 Emotional cue, EQ is low, etc.
04:27:06.000 So that's why I might not come across as like, I have to be an irony bro, a postmodern sort of a personality because that's just the medium.
04:27:17.000 The medium is the internet.
04:27:18.000 I'm a very different person in real life because real life is actually, you know, Increasingly, its own distinct medium. 1.00
04:27:25.000 Queer to think about, but it's true. 1.00
04:27:29.000 Versus the inner. 1.00
04:27:32.000 Oh!
04:27:33.000 Are you kidding?
04:27:34.000 Why did I stop shooting?
04:27:34.000 Bruh.
04:27:36.000 So, yeah, you can't.
04:27:38.000 You cannot take yourself too seriously.
04:27:40.000 Beardson says, Nick is a very earnest man.
04:27:42.000 I am.
04:27:43.000 I'm a humble stream merchant.
04:27:48.000 Humble.
04:27:54.000 Beardson is the king of the internet because he doesn't take himself too seriously.
04:27:58.000 He doesn't take anything too seriously.
04:28:00.000 And that's not.
04:28:00.000 A lot of people say, like, oh, you're irony poisoned.
04:28:03.000 It's like, no, you just are a fucking idiot and don't know how the internet works, you know? 1.00
04:28:07.000 Irony poisoned. 1.00
04:28:08.000 Like, what does that even mean? 0.84
04:28:09.000 Oh, you're a nihilistic irony, bro. 0.88
04:28:11.000 You don't take anything seriously. 1.00
04:28:13.000 No, like, we don't take gay social media seriously because it's not serious. 1.00
04:28:19.000 You know what I mean?
04:28:20.000 And that's why you might look at, like, me and Beardson and Sean and be like, oh, like.
04:28:26.000 You know, these guys are a bunch of goofballs, but I mean, we rule online because we just understand that fundamental premise.
04:28:39.000 Beeritzen says, Nick is so earnest that at AFPAC he only made me carry his luggage twice. 0.88
04:28:43.000 It's true.
04:28:44.000 Gotta carry my bags.
04:28:50.000 Twitter follower check.
04:28:52.000 You're carrying the bags.
04:28:54.000 I had the optics check, Patrick Casey, you know.
04:28:57.000 His movement manacon, I was like, yeah, how many followers?
04:29:01.000 Pick up the bags.
04:29:16.000 Whoa.
04:29:24.000 Was that white phosphorus?
04:29:29.000 Is there another one?
04:29:31.000 Nope.
04:29:32.000 Ah, he's mine.
04:29:35.000 Enemy at the back alley. 1.00
04:29:37.000 Yeah, irony poisoned is the stupidest thing ever. 1.00
04:29:42.000 It's like, what is that? 0.99
04:29:43.000 People don't even think about what they're saying.
04:29:45.000 They literally don't even think.
04:29:46.000 I mean, like, we all.
04:29:48.000 What do I mean by that?
04:29:50.000 We all know what irony poisoned means in an intuitive sense, right?
04:29:57.000 Nobody has ever thought that concept through.
04:30:01.000 But you kind of like understand it at face value.
04:30:05.000 It means like, uh, what?
04:30:07.000 That if you're too.
04:30:09.000 People think that it means that you're too apathetic, is essentially what it means.
04:30:12.000 That you've spent so much time being ironic that you're now completely apathetic about anything.
04:30:18.000 You're nihilistic, essentially.
04:30:20.000 But, um, has anybody, like, and you might, like, think that and say, oh, yeah, like, that's legitimate.
04:30:26.000 Oh, that's irony poisoning.
04:30:27.000 Blah, blah, blah.
04:30:28.000 But has anybody really thought that through?
04:30:30.000 Do you really think that if you're too sarcastic that you become, you know, that you stop caring about anything?
04:30:37.000 You know, or in particular in our case, because I mean, I guess that's possible theoretically, but it's like, oh, you're making a joke online.
04:30:48.000 You must not care about anything.
04:30:51.000 You're not taking this social media banter as seriously as me.
04:30:56.000 You don't believe in anything.
04:30:59.000 You know, it's like I actually have very sincere and strong beliefs, but I also like to be fun and joke around.
04:31:09.000 It's like when you hang out with your bros, do you not banter? 0.97
04:31:13.000 Do you not bust each other's balls? 0.99
04:31:14.000 Because that would be indicative of nihilism. 0.99
04:31:19.000 My bro, Jaden, made fun of me because I'm short. 1.00
04:31:23.000 This guy's a fucking nihilist. 0.99
04:31:26.000 Jaden, me and Jaden were playing Call of Duty, and he makes fun of the way that I play the game. 1.00
04:31:35.000 What is this guy?
04:31:36.000 Not believe in God?
04:31:37.000 A hedonist?
04:31:37.000 What is he?
04:31:39.000 What is he, some kind of nihilist?
04:31:44.000 Oh, he was just joking.
04:31:45.000 Oh, I guess he was doing an irony.
04:31:48.000 When we were doing that banter, I guess that was an irony.
04:31:50.000 I wouldn't know because I take everything so seriously all the time.
04:31:55.000 And that's because I'm a sincere person.
04:31:58.000 Not because I'm a blowhard. 1.00
04:31:59.000 Not because I'm an asshole. 1.00
04:32:02.000 Like, Think it through. 0.99
04:32:02.000 You know what I mean? 0.99
04:32:03.000 Think it through for me, Scott. 1.00
04:32:05.000 It's so stupid. 1.00
04:32:06.000 It's literally people that just get ass blasted online and that's their cope. 1.00
04:32:11.000 Oh, you're just irony poisoned. 0.99
04:32:13.000 It's like, no, dude, you're just like way too invested in silly words online. 0.99
04:32:20.000 Nick, you're irony poisoned. 0.99
04:32:28.000 You know, people make jokes about rape. 0.99
04:32:30.000 You're irony poisoned!
04:32:32.000 Like, what can we make jokes about? 0.99
04:32:34.000 Rape. 0.56
04:32:34.000 Is too serious to joke about. 0.56
04:32:36.000 Okay, is murder too serious?
04:32:39.000 Is obesity too serious? 0.71
04:32:41.000 Is like, you know, well, rape is really bad. 0.82
04:32:45.000 Okay, so we can't joke about bad things, otherwise I'm annihilated.
04:32:51.000 Can we joke about rain?
04:32:53.000 Or, you know, can I make a joke about storms or the flu?
04:32:59.000 Can I, you know, what can we make jokes about?
04:33:02.000 Is it just puns?
04:33:03.000 Is it just like, that's like Demi, what is her name?
04:33:06.000 Demi Lardner.
04:33:08.000 That's like that, that, that is the end result of that thinking.
04:33:12.000 Let's just make jokes that are inoffensive to everybody.
04:33:16.000 Let's just, you know, dad's Google history.
04:33:20.000 Where's the box?
04:33:22.000 Demi Larkner, this is comedy.
04:33:25.000 This offends nobody.
04:33:27.000 Everybody get in the bubble.
04:33:29.000 Everybody get in the.
04:33:31.000 Everybody put on your knee pads for my comedy special.
04:33:34.000 That sounds raunchy, but you know what I'm saying.
04:33:36.000 Everybody put on your elbow pads and your helmet for my comedy special.
04:33:40.000 Oh!
04:33:40.000 Come on, look.
04:33:59.000 Bruh.
04:34:04.000 Beardson says it's really bizarre how the ex alt right folks became comedy police as a reaction to try and take us down, LMFAO.
04:34:12.000 Yeah, that's exactly what it is.
04:34:17.000 That's exactly what it is.
04:34:20.000 Comedy police.
04:34:22.000 That was like Richard Spencer.
04:34:23.000 You know, he was doing a stream talking about me saying he's on a stream.
04:34:29.000 Do you remember I was playing Call of Duty and I was killing people with an RPG and saying, There's another dead Iranian.
04:34:35.000 There's an Iranian cultural heritage site. 0.95
04:34:38.000 And Spencer's like, You know, that might be a joke, but you do believe that.
04:34:43.000 And are you ironic?
04:34:44.000 I don't know what to take seriously. 1.00
04:34:47.000 You're a fucking baby, dude. 1.00
04:34:49.000 You're a retarded baby. 1.00
04:35:01.000 Nick said himself drifting in and out of irony, and it's really hard to catch properly if you're not in. 1.00
04:35:06.000 Yeah, I suppose that's true, I guess.
04:35:11.000 But that's how we have to be.
04:35:12.000 I mean, look, to me, what's good about my content is that it remains inaccessible even though it's popular.
04:35:22.000 That, to me, is the mark of good content.
04:35:26.000 Because the problem is that the more people like something, the worse it is.
04:35:31.000 And that's not just because you're antisocial or too cool.
04:35:34.000 It's because you have to appeal to the lowest common denominator, obviously.
04:35:40.000 You know, it's this idea of the coincidence of wants, so to speak, in the sense that if a million people like something, what kind, you know, it's appealing, this is mathematical, the lowest common denominator.
04:35:52.000 If something is appealing to a million people, it has to, the overlap for the appeal has to be very, very broad.
04:36:02.000 And so, the more something is popular, generally speaking, you know, unless you're talking about like God, kind of like, at least as far as like culture goes, the worse it is.
04:36:18.000 You know?
04:36:19.000 And so, what's cool about irony is even if you watch my show a lot, as popular as I might be or my show might be, you're not, you know, you really kind of have to have a sense to fully get it.
04:36:31.000 I like that.
04:36:34.000 We've taken control.
04:36:39.000 Oh, whoa, whoa. 1.00
04:36:59.000 You're dumb dude, you're fucking dumb dude. 1.00
04:37:02.000 I'm just hanging out there. 1.00
04:37:08.000 Oh kick this guy Enemies have Bravo So that's my advice on streaming advice As I become a good streamer.
04:37:36.000 From the pro.
04:37:37.000 Okay.
04:37:38.000 Oh.
04:37:42.000 Whoa, love that.
04:37:47.000 He popped in.
04:37:55.000 Beardson says, I think the funniest thing is that the term irony, bro, came from alt-right dudes trying to own us and we created a movement out of it.
04:38:01.000 Yeah, so true.
04:38:04.000 Yeah, well, I, dude, I remember that when they were like, oh, those are the irony bros.
04:38:11.000 Don't, I remember James also used to say that to me. 0.94
04:38:15.000 I was like, yeah, how is the alt right not retarded? 0.90
04:38:18.000 You know, like, riddle me this. 1.00
04:38:20.000 How is the alt right not retarded? 1.00
04:38:23.000 And James would be like, like, no, dude, you just don't get it. 0.99
04:38:28.000 All those, I mean, it's okay to have fair criticism of the movement, but all that is coming from the irony bros.
04:38:36.000 Like, He was like conceding the criticism, but saying that it was illegitimate because Beardson and Sean were saying it.
04:38:44.000 And then get this.
04:38:46.000 He was saying, like, oh, no, I mean, oh, yeah, we could have that conversation, but you don't know that you're parroting Irony Bro talking points. 0.95
04:38:54.000 The Irony Bros are Nazbol infiltrators. 0.86
04:38:59.000 The Irony Bros are left wing infiltrators, and they hate everything. 0.97
04:39:03.000 They're nihilists. 0.99
04:39:07.000 It was like, Nazbol. 1.00
04:39:10.000 They were Nazbol infiltrators. 0.98
04:39:12.000 You know, like Alexander Dugan. 1.00
04:39:14.000 Okay, doesn't Richard Spencer's wife literally translate books for Dugan? 0.68
04:39:20.000 And then I said that, and people were like, Stop attacking his wife!
04:39:27.000 Dude, Beardson and Sean are working for Dugan! 1.00
04:39:31.000 Okay, but, you know, isn't the guy that you suck his dick all the time, isn't his wife, like, literally working for Dugan? 1.00
04:39:39.000 Stop attacking his wife, bro! 1.00
04:39:41.000 What's wrong with you?
04:39:42.000 Okay, this is a serious move, bro.
04:39:46.000 You guys are really serious, sophisticated thinkers.
04:39:52.000 Sophisticated political actors.
04:39:55.000 I think I'll listen to you.
04:39:56.000 I think you know what's right for society.
04:40:05.000 It's almost hard to believe that that happened, but it did, because I remember it. 0.98
04:40:10.000 You know, it's like so ridiculous. 1.00
04:40:14.000 And obviously stupid and wrong, that it's hard to believe that they actually engaged in that kind of foolishness. 1.00
04:40:21.000 And I'm sure they want people to forget, but I remember. 1.00
04:40:24.000 Dude, they're Nazbol. 0.99
04:40:28.000 Those irony bros are Nazbol. 1.00
04:40:30.000 They want to destroy our movement. 1.00
04:40:31.000 They want to destroy everything.
04:40:34.000 They don't believe in anything, man.
04:40:38.000 They're anarchists. 1.00
04:40:39.000 They didn't say that, but they made it sound like they were this doomsday called, ah, shit. 1.00
04:40:47.000 Good times. 1.00
04:40:51.000 Beardson says, and now Spencer's dating a literal Satanist, LMFAO.
04:40:54.000 He really knows how to pick them all.
04:40:56.000 The Satanist, that girl Nina. 0.99
04:41:01.000 Nina seemed nice enough, but, I mean, she's, like, literally working for an asset of a foreign government. 1.00
04:41:06.000 She's like a little red flag department.
04:41:12.000 And, hey, and by the way, I should add while we're on the subject that people better steer clear of Richard Spencer.
04:41:22.000 Not, you know, look, I mean, it's obvious why. 1.00
04:41:27.000 You know, but on top of the obvious, which is that he's, you know, incompetent and, you know, toxic and just dumb. 0.99
04:41:38.000 But the other reason is because I know what his endgame is right now. 0.99
04:41:43.000 He's like paving a way for himself to be one of these ex alt right people, like rehabilitate himself.
04:41:50.000 I'm pretty sure that's the angle because I know that he talked to Christian Piccolini in Chicago.
04:41:56.000 So.
04:41:57.000 I know that him, you know, Christian Piccolini, the former skinhead turned ADL shill, that guy, the de radicalization guy, he met with Spencer in Chicago at lunch.
04:42:12.000 And you see Spencer, keep that in mind.
04:42:16.000 That happens. 0.97
04:42:18.000 And then you hear Spencer saying, like, oh, like, I actually hate Trump, and I think Bloomberg is great, and retweeting literal, like, liberal women awful. 0.95
04:42:31.000 Hmm, that's peculiar. 0.62
04:42:32.000 That's very peculiar timing of all that.
04:42:35.000 You meet with the de-radicalization ADL fed in Chicago, who is literally connected to Antifa.
04:42:44.000 And then you suddenly flip and you start tweeting about, oh, I'm going to vote Democrat.
04:42:51.000 I hate Trump. 1.00
04:42:51.000 Trump sucks. 1.00
04:42:53.000 Trump's racist. 1.00
04:42:54.000 Bloomberg's actually based. 0.94
04:42:56.000 Biden's actually great.
04:42:59.000 I actually think a Democrat would be better.
04:43:04.000 I don't know, call me, but just, and look, I'm not, I don't know anything for certain, but all of that just to me is suspect. 1.00
04:43:12.000 All of that together, you know, just seeing that content on his Twitter timeline, I'm like, oh, like, he's just an idiot. 0.99
04:43:19.000 Like, this is just a bad take. 0.99
04:43:22.000 You know, he's just, you know, has bad opinions, which is, he's always had bad opinions.
04:43:28.000 But then I heard that thing about Piccolini, and it's like, hmm, well, there's another angle here for sure.
04:43:34.000 That certainly adds another dimension to that.
04:43:37.000 Certainly adds context to this new political ideology that he's got.
04:43:44.000 We are taking Bravo.
04:43:50.000 Friendly UAV online.
04:43:52.000 Take control of the objectives.
04:43:56.000 We're securing Alpha.
04:43:58.000 Oh.
04:44:00.000 We're losing Charlie.
04:44:02.000 Enemy troop missile incoming.
04:44:04.000 We've lost Charlie.
04:44:08.000 Enemy UAV overhead.
04:44:09.000 Oh, they're on the other side.
04:44:18.000 Oh.
04:44:18.000 Oh!
04:44:24.000 I'm good at this game, dude. 1.00
04:44:24.000 Shit. 1.00
04:44:27.000 We control the battlefield. 1.00
04:44:28.000 Weapon free of action.
04:44:34.000 UAV ready for deployment. 1.00
04:44:39.000 Pussy! 1.00
04:44:40.000 Bitch, do you see him come running over, try to do that jump, and I fucking nailed him! 1.00
04:44:40.000 Pussy! 1.00
04:45:01.000 Beardson's out. 1.00
04:45:02.000 Alright, see ya, Beardson.
04:45:05.000 Ambrose's Christian Piccolini has encouraged more people to stay radical than he's de radicalized.
04:45:10.000 That's pretty funny.
04:45:13.000 Pretty true, actually.
04:45:14.000 Oh! 1.00
04:45:15.000 Bitch. 1.00
04:45:29.000 Oh! 1.00
04:45:30.000 Ah, goddamn. 1.00
04:45:33.000 Why not? 1.00
04:45:33.000 Get him down for it. 1.00
04:45:36.000 He's gonna take the dub. 1.00
04:45:47.000 Damn it! 0.99
04:45:48.000 That was gonna get it. 1.00
04:45:52.000 But he saw me.
04:46:04.000 20 kills, not bad.
04:46:11.000 Helicopters are in Fortnite now.
04:46:13.000 That still will not make me play for it.
04:46:44.000 I think I'm going to call the stream.
04:46:47.000 I've been streaming for a long time now, so that's going to do it for me.
04:46:51.000 Let's see.
04:46:52.000 Did I miss any big chats?
04:46:53.000 Let me just take a look at my super chats.
04:46:57.000 See if I missed any good ones.
04:47:03.000 I've got to come back and stream tonight.
04:47:05.000 I'm going to have to take a short nap.
04:47:08.000 I'll try to take a short nap.
04:47:14.000 Safety Buzz, I called that one.
04:47:16.000 Jesse says, Cowboy Groyper stickers, we seize this moment.
04:47:20.000 I like the Cowboy Groyper.
04:47:23.000 Matt Connor says, Hi guys, thanks for the Ninjagini.
04:47:25.000 Baseless says, I have nothing to say.
04:47:28.000 Thanks.
04:47:31.000 I think I read everything else.
04:47:36.000 Yeah, all right.
04:47:38.000 So that's going to do it for me today.
04:47:40.000 I'm tired, dude.
04:47:41.000 I'm getting tired.
04:47:43.000 I'm getting irritable.
04:47:44.000 I'm hungry.
04:47:45.000 I haven't slept in a long time.
04:47:49.000 Haven't been eating a lot.
04:47:50.000 So that's going to be the stream today.
04:47:53.000 But thanks for watching.
04:47:56.000 Thanks for joining me.
04:47:57.000 Thanks for the super chats.
04:48:01.000 Hope you enjoyed the stream.
04:48:04.000 And, you know, first, I feel like it's not as hype as I want.
04:48:08.000 I've been streaming for almost five hours now, and I've been up since 6 o'clock yesterday.
04:48:12.000 So, like 20 hours, I think, 19, 20 hours I've been awake.
04:48:17.000 So, I'm a little bit exhausted.
04:48:21.000 I'm not going to lie.
04:48:22.000 I'm a little bit beat.
04:48:23.000 I've been working a lot this week.
04:48:25.000 So, we'll have a hype stream on Friday or Saturday to celebrate the, what do you call it, to celebrate number one, King of D Live.
04:48:35.000 We've got to have a proper celebration, but I'm just like too exhausted to do it in this moment here.
04:48:41.000 So, that's going to have to do it.
04:48:42.000 This is not our official hype stream.
04:48:43.000 This is just a hangout stream.
04:48:45.000 I just happen to be number one right now.
04:48:47.000 But that's it.
04:48:48.000 Like I said, thanks for the lemons.
04:48:51.000 Thanks for watching.
04:48:52.000 Hope you enjoyed, and I will see you later tonight.
04:48:54.000 I'll see you on America First at 7 o'clock sharp.
04:48:58.000 I will see you then.
04:49:01.000 Americanism, not globalism, will be our credo.
04:49:08.000 It's going to be only America first.
04:49:13.000 America first. 0.99
04:49:17.000 The American people will come first once again.
04:49:29.000 With respect