America First - Nicholas J. Fuentes - Nick @ Nite - Twitch - Astrooner

00:00:00.000 And they had each other.

00:00:02.000 Right?

00:00:08.000 But they all had one thing in common.

00:00:10.000 They loved their families, they loved their country, and they loved their God.

00:00:23.000 Our beautiful ancestors won two world wars, defeated communism, and put a man on the face of the moon.

00:00:32.000 We are calling for a great reawakening of America, a resurgence of confidence, and a rebirth of patriotism, prosperity, and pride.

00:00:42.000 And we are returning to the wisdom of our founders.

00:00:45.000 We assembled here today are issuing a new decree to be heard in every city, in every foreign capital, and in every hall.

00:00:55.000 Of power.

00:00:57.000 From this day forward, a new vision will govern our land.

00:01:03.000 From this day forward, it's going to be only America first. 0.65

00:01:11.000 America first.

00:01:33.000 We're standing on the shoulders of great American patriots.

00:01:40.000 They didn't have a lot of money, they didn't have a lot of luxury, but they had grit, and they had faith, and they had courage, and they had each other.

00:01:50.000 Right?

00:01:56.000 But they all had one thing in common.

00:01:59.000 They loved their families, they loved their country, and they loved their God.

00:02:11.000 Our beautiful ancestors won two world wars, defeated communism, and put a man on the face of the moon.

00:02:20.000 We are calling for a great reawakening of America, a resurgence of confidence, and a rebirth of patriotism, prosperity, and pride.

00:02:30.000 And we are returning to the wisdom of our founders.

00:02:34.000 We assembled here today are issuing a new decree to be heard in every city, in every foreign capital, and in every hall, Of power.

00:02:45.000 From this day forward, a new vision will govern our land. 0.62

00:02:51.000 From this day forward, it's going to be only America first.

00:03:00.000 First we're standing on the shoulders of great American patriots

00:03:29.000 They didn't have a lot of money, they didn't have a lot of luxury, but they had grit, and they had faith, and they had courage, and they had each other.

00:03:39.000 Right?

00:03:45.000 But they all had one thing in common.

00:03:47.000 They loved their families, they loved their country, and they loved their God.

00:04:00.000 Our beautiful ancestors won two world wars, defeated communism, and put a man on the face of the moon.

00:04:09.000 We are calling for a great reawakening of America, a resurgence of confidence, and a rebirth of patriotism, prosperity, and pride.

00:04:19.000 And we are returning to the wisdom of our founders.

00:04:22.000 We assembled here today are issuing a new decree.

00:04:27.000 To be heard in every city, in every foreign capital, and in every hall of power.

00:04:34.000 From this day forward, a new vision will govern our land.

00:04:40.000 From this day forward, it's going to be only America first. 0.76

00:04:48.000 Hey, what's up? 0.72

00:04:50.000 What's up, everybody?

00:04:51.000 Good morning.

00:04:53.000 Monday.

00:04:54.000 Good morning, everybody.

00:04:54.000 Monday morning.

00:04:56.000 You are watching.

00:04:58.000 America First Monday morning edition, early morning, early risers edition.

00:05:05.000 You are watching America First Early Bird Special.

00:05:09.000 I'm your host, Nick Fuentes.

00:05:11.000 We got a great show for you this morning.

00:05:14.000 We got a great show for you today.

00:05:16.000 We're just going to be hanging out.

00:05:18.000 I got a little McDonald's breakfast working over here.

00:05:23.000 We're going to be chowing down.

00:05:25.000 You're going to watch me.

00:05:26.000 You're going to sit there and you're going to watch me eat a sausage.

00:05:30.000 McGriddle, a steak burrito, two cookies, and a hash brown.

00:05:38.000 You're going to watch me eat the whole thing.

00:05:40.000 And then we're going to review this Daily Wire article.

00:05:45.000 You know, my favorite publication, the Daily Wire.

00:05:47.000 Home of my best friend and mentor, Cassandra Dillon.

00:05:53.000 What a hero.

00:05:54.000 We'll be taking a look at that.

00:05:55.000 And then, who knows, maybe we'll just hang around, have a little bit of fun, play some games.

00:06:01.000 I've been really into this game, Astroneer, lately, so you might pop that in.

00:06:06.000 And see how that goes.

00:06:07.000 So, it should be a good morning.

00:06:10.000 Should be a fun little time.

00:06:12.000 I don't know.

00:06:13.000 What do you think?

00:06:13.000 Do you think I should wear the hat or not?

00:06:15.000 I just got done doing my premium show.

00:06:17.000 So, I had to do the hair for the premium show.

00:06:20.000 I can't wear a hat on there.

00:06:23.000 But, should I do a hat now?

00:06:25.000 I think I'm going to do a hat.

00:06:28.000 My hair is a little bit all over the place.

00:06:29.000 Forgive me.

00:06:31.000 Forgive me.

00:06:31.000 It's a little bit long.

00:06:32.000 I'm going to have to get it cut this week before CPAC.

00:06:38.000 Let's.

00:06:41.000 One moment.

00:06:43.000 One moment, please.

00:06:46.000 You'll allow me.

00:06:51.000 Well, they say the hair looks good, but you know what?

00:06:58.000 Here.

00:07:01.000 Okay.

00:07:01.000 Okay, that's better.

00:07:03.000 All right, all right.

00:07:06.000 Let's, before we begin, let's get some music going.

00:07:09.000 What do we want to listen to?

00:07:10.000 What are we in the mood for today, everybody?

00:07:13.000 Should we do alternative?

00:07:14.000 Should we do Kanye West?

00:07:16.000 Should we do lo fi hip hop?

00:07:20.000 What's the mood this morning?

00:07:22.000 I don't know.

00:07:22.000 You know, I've kind of been listening to too much music lately.

00:07:26.000 You ever get that feeling where I listen to music in the shower?

00:07:30.000 I listen to music while I'm working?

00:07:31.000 I listen to music while I'm driving?

00:07:33.000 And then it's like I'm tired of it all.

00:07:35.000 I'm tired of everything.

00:07:37.000 I've heard all these songs before.

00:07:39.000 I've heard all these artists before.

00:07:40.000 Does that ever happen to you?

00:07:41.000 And then you don't listen to music for a while.

00:07:43.000 And then you come back and you're like, oh, yeah.

00:07:45.000 Oh, yeah.

00:07:46.000 Remember that one?

00:07:47.000 That was a good one.

00:07:48.000 That song.

00:07:51.000 Why don't we just go shuffle?

00:07:53.000 Let's just.

00:07:54.000 Let's just see what happens.

00:07:58.000 Yeah, we're not doing that.

00:08:02.000 Oh, that's a good one.

00:08:02.000 This is a good mellow.

00:08:05.000 Is that too loud?

00:08:07.000 Let me know if that's too loud.

00:08:09.000 Please let me know if that is too loud or if that's a good volume.

00:08:13.000 We got Bobby Womack.

00:08:15.000 That's the way I feel about you.

00:08:18.000 Just let me know if it's too loud, will you?

00:08:22.000 Somebody's talking about folk music.

00:08:24.000 I'm a big fan of folk music.

00:08:24.000 So true.

00:08:27.000 America.

00:08:29.000 The band, of course.

00:08:32.000 How loud do you have to have your speakers tiered over the shower?

00:08:36.000 Pretty loud.

00:08:37.000 It's a bit loud?

00:08:38.000 Okay.

00:08:40.000 I'll turn it down slightly.

00:08:41.000 I said I'll turn it down slightly.

00:08:46.000 Okay.

00:08:48.000 So let's see.

00:08:49.000 What do we have?

00:08:50.000 What do we have today for breakfast?

00:08:52.000 I'm in such a good mood this morning.

00:08:54.000 I don't know why.

00:08:54.000 I think it's because I had a cheeseburger.

00:08:59.000 Last night, so like two nights ago, so the dopamine is hitting.

00:09:05.000 It's making me feel good on the inside.

00:09:09.000 Sausage McGriddle, check.

00:09:15.000 Sausage burrito.

00:09:22.000 Hash brown.

00:09:26.000 Cookies.

00:09:27.000 The cookies, that's a little much.

00:09:29.000 You know, I was gonna.

00:09:32.000 This morning, I was gonna go get the.

00:09:35.000 This is too loud.

00:09:37.000 I was gonna opt for the.

00:09:38.000 Okay, that's better.

00:09:45.000 I was gonna opt for the.

00:09:46.000 Hang on, one sec.

00:09:52.000 I was gonna try San Pellegrino for breakfast.

00:09:55.000 Well, you know, I've had it before.

00:09:56.000 I'm not, like, going to try it.

00:09:58.000 I was going to have San Pellegrino with my breakfast.

00:10:01.000 I thought I got a little McDonald's breakfast, and I thought it's just too much sugar.

00:10:05.000 I had a Coke last night.

00:10:07.000 I'm having two cookies now.

00:10:08.000 You throw in San Pellegrino, it's just too much sugar.

00:10:11.000 That's why I'm just got a little bit of water here.

00:10:14.000 Let's see, what should we start with?

00:10:16.000 Why don't we go with the sausage?

00:10:20.000 Oh, what the f.

00:10:22.000 They did the biscuit instead of the McGriddle.

00:10:25.000 You see?

00:10:29.000 I told you I was in a good mood, and now I'm in a very bad mood.

00:10:32.000 You see how quick that turned?

00:10:34.000 You see how quickly that went from bad to good?

00:10:36.000 Let me see.

00:10:36.000 Did I order it wrong, or did they do it wrong?

00:10:41.000 Oh, they did it wrong.

00:10:43.000 This is a sausage biscuit, not a sausage McGriddle.

00:10:49.000 That's it.

00:10:50.000 I'm reporting.

00:10:52.000 I'm reporting it.

00:10:59.000 Unbelievable.

00:11:00.000 Provide more details.

00:11:01.000 I got to wipe my hands and type it up.

00:11:05.000 I ordered a sausage McGriddle, but got sausage muffin instead.

00:11:16.000 Or biscuit, rather.

00:11:18.000 Not muffin, biscuit. 1.00

00:11:21.000 These are the Mexicans doing the jobs Americans won't do, huh? 1.00

00:11:21.000 Unbelievable. 1.00

00:11:24.000 They're doing them poorly.

00:11:26.000 That was a joke, by the way.

00:11:28.000 I'm Mexican, so I can say that.

00:11:31.000 Twitch.

00:11:33.000 Alright, let's see if I get this resolved.

00:11:35.000 I better get a refund here.

00:11:42.000 Hey.

00:11:44.000 Oh, they just gave it to me.

00:11:45.000 They're just giving stuff away.

00:11:46.000 I ordered it, and it was kind of ridiculous because they were like, oh, we'll bring it by 5 30.

00:11:51.000 No, actually, just kidding, we'll bring it by 5 55.

00:11:55.000 So it's like an hour.

00:11:56.000 I should have just drove there.

00:11:58.000 So it took an hour, but.

00:12:00.000 I got free delivery.

00:12:01.000 They just do free delivery all the time.

00:12:03.000 How do they even make any money?

00:12:06.000 How do they pay their drivers if they're just like, oh, you know, pay for a sausage biscuit and how do you pay for the delivery aspect of it?

00:12:14.000 You know, I haven't even paid for delivery in forever.

00:12:17.000 They just gave me a refund.

00:12:21.000 I don't know, man.

00:12:22.000 But.

00:12:30.000 It's alright.

00:12:31.000 I really would have preferred the McGriddle.

00:12:33.000 The McGriddle is just sweet.

00:12:38.000 The sweet and the savory.

00:12:43.000 That's alright.

00:12:44.000 This is fine.

00:12:45.000 I'm just not happy with it.

00:12:46.000 You pay $3.

00:12:53.000 Pretty good.

00:12:54.000 Pretty good.

00:12:55.000 Pretty good biscuit.

00:12:59.000 Anyway, what's going on with you guys?

00:13:00.000 What's going on in your life?

00:13:01.000 Let me pop in the chat real quick.

00:13:05.000 I used Uber Eats, by the way. 0.95

00:13:07.000 Uber Eats.

00:13:12.000 No sleep last night?

00:13:13.000 Yeah, no sleep.

00:13:16.000 No sleep.

00:13:18.000 Yeah, it's been a while, actually.

00:13:22.000 Hey, love you too, big guy.

00:13:22.000 Love you, Nick.

00:13:25.000 All positivity on the show today.

00:13:32.000 May I be unblocked from Twitter?

00:13:33.000 No.

00:13:34.000 Oops.

00:13:36.000 My bad.

00:13:38.000 You may not be unblocked.

00:13:40.000 You get blocked, that's it.

00:13:41.000 Game over.

00:13:42.000 Sorry.

00:13:43.000 Don't be rude.

00:13:44.000 Don't be rude. 1.00

00:13:45.000 Don't be dumb. 1.00

00:13:46.000 Don't be a wig gnat. 1.00

00:13:47.000 Don't make jokes that aren't funny. 1.00

00:13:49.000 Don't critique me.

00:13:52.000 Pretty straightforward to not get blocked.

00:14:08.000 Been falling asleep at like 2 p.m. and waking up at 1 a.m. the past week.

00:14:12.000 Sleeping 11 hours. 0.98

00:14:14.000 What a ridiculous. 0.99

00:14:15.000 That's ridiculous even for me. 0.99

00:14:16.000 And I go to bed at like 7 and wake up at 4. 0.80

00:14:23.000 How do you beat McDonald's?

00:14:24.000 You just simply cannot.

00:14:30.000 McDonald's simply cannot be beat.

00:14:32.000 It's the best.

00:14:35.000 Quick, cheap, everywhere. 1.00

00:14:42.000 All these trad people have such a big problem. 1.00

00:14:44.000 Oh.

00:14:47.000 But it's not like ham on a spit roast.

00:14:52.000 These people, what do they expect?

00:14:53.000 What do they even eat?

00:14:54.000 Do they even eat breakfast 500 years ago?

00:14:57.000 Or are they like a piece of cheese and a piece of bread? 1.00

00:15:02.000 Gay alert. 0.98

00:15:04.000 Oh, but it was so fresh from the countryside. 0.94

00:15:07.000 You know, all these people like, I eat local.

00:15:09.000 I eat local. 1.00

00:15:10.000 Shut the fuck up to eat local. 1.00

00:15:11.000 Who cares? 1.00

00:15:14.000 You think it makes a difference whether this pig is even a pig? 0.98

00:15:18.000 It tastes good. 0.95

00:15:20.000 And it makes me big and strong.

00:15:24.000 Does it matter?

00:15:25.000 We don't know.

00:15:30.000 It doesn't matter.

00:15:32.000 I eat local.

00:15:33.000 I get.

00:15:34.000 I shop local.

00:15:35.000 I eat local.

00:15:38.000 I do the opposite.

00:15:39.000 I eat global.

00:15:41.000 I'm a globetrotter.

00:15:44.000 I only eat the big names.

00:15:45.000 McDonald's, Taco Bell.

00:15:51.000 The only thing I did was ask you what game you were playing and you blocked me.

00:15:54.000 There had to be more to it than that.

00:16:00.000 Eating Zig Slop to own the libs.

00:16:02.000 Yeah, it's a pretty stale meme, but yeah, basically.

00:16:10.000 I'm not doing it to own the libs, I'm doing it because it's epic and it tastes good.

00:16:16.000 Sometimes you just have to eat something that tastes good and is five dollars.

00:16:27.000 These people want me to like kill a pig at 4 and have my sausage by like 11, really?

00:16:42.000 Nick on that bloat maxing. 0.80

00:16:45.000 Yeah.

00:16:45.000 I pretend that it's like a regimen, you know?

00:16:51.000 I'm bulking.

00:16:52.000 This is bulking season.

00:16:55.000 It's not even a consistent thing, you know?

00:16:58.000 It's not even like, oh, I'm really consistent.

00:17:01.000 I'm really reliably hitting my macros.

00:17:04.000 I just, you know, eat whatever I want.

00:17:07.000 And when I'm eating a lot, I'm bulking.

00:17:09.000 And when I'm not eating a lot, well, you know, I was busy, so.

00:17:13.000 That's kind of how I roll, you know.

00:17:15.000 I just kind of act on impulse.

00:17:17.000 I guess I'm sort of like a Fortune 500 CEO when you think about it.

00:17:21.000 Just all about instinct.

00:17:22.000 Just all about, you know, that.

00:17:26.000 Okay.

00:17:28.000 I can see that people are tuning out.

00:17:32.000 I promise, once I finish my breakfast, I'm really going to have some hard hitting content for you.

00:17:37.000 I got an article for you that I will get to once I finish my breakfast.

00:17:44.000 Not a moment sooner.

00:17:47.000 Let me pull it up.

00:17:47.000 Let me pull it up real quick.

00:17:51.000 It's impolite to talk with one's mouth open.

00:17:53.000 Let me pull it up just to give you a little sample.

00:17:59.000 What you're in for this morning.

00:18:04.000 We're going hard today.

00:18:09.000 Boom.

00:18:09.000 What do you think about that?

00:18:14.000 Boom.

00:18:15.000 So, we're going to be reviewing this article momentarily.

00:18:22.000 But before we do that, breakfast burrito.

00:18:28.000 Ah, yeah.

00:18:29.000 Get the jokes in now, I know.

00:18:32.000 Really handsome Mexican guy eating the burrito. 0.99

00:18:34.000 Yeah, we've heard it all before, right? 1.00

00:18:41.000 Everyone's laughing.

00:18:42.000 Everyone's laughing in the chat.

00:18:52.000 You know, the burrito gets a little funky when it's not hot, when you don't get it hot right away.

00:18:56.000 A little funky.

00:19:08.000 What's funny about a burrito?

00:19:10.000 Nothing.

00:19:13.000 Jose says he has to sleep later.

00:19:15.000 6 a.m., dude.

00:19:16.000 It's Monday.

00:19:17.000 It's Monday.

00:19:18.000 What are you doing?

00:19:19.000 I'm a neat.

00:19:20.000 I don't know what you guys are up to.

00:19:42.000 Ashton says, no Portillo, even though you're from Chicago. 1.00

00:19:45.000 Hey, idiot. 1.00

00:19:46.000 Portillo's doesn't open until fucking 10 30. 1.00

00:19:49.000 Okay, fucking idiot. 1.00

00:19:54.000 You're from Chicago. 1.00

00:19:54.000 Why aren't you eating Portillo's? 1.00

00:19:56.000 If you knew anything about anything, you would know that Portillo's doesn't open until lunch.

00:20:01.000 What am I going to get at Portillo's? 0.99

00:20:03.000 Fucking pancakes? 1.00

00:20:06.000 Oh my god. 1.00

00:20:08.000 Yeah.

00:20:10.000 Yeah, let me drive through Portillo's. 0.99

00:20:12.000 Let's see what they got at the breakfast menu at fucking 5 30 a.m. 0.99

00:20:16.000 Even think? 0.99

00:20:17.000 You even think before you speak?

00:20:22.000 Anyway. 1.00

00:20:25.000 I was in a good mood until you asked me dumb nonsense like that. 0.98

00:20:34.000 A good mood, yeah. 0.99

00:20:41.000 Yeah, it was alright. 0.62

00:20:43.000 Oh look, they're like two bucks, you know, what the hell?

00:20:53.000 Better burrito or biscuit?

00:20:55.000 I like the biscuit better.

00:20:57.000 Would have preferred the McGriddle.

00:21:00.000 Would have preferred the McGriddle.

00:21:04.000 What are you going to do?

00:21:09.000 To be fair, I didn't pay delivery and I got a refund for the biscuit, so.

00:21:21.000 Not a bad deal.

00:21:27.000 Yeah, okay.

00:21:27.000 I was in a good mood.

00:21:28.000 I was.

00:21:29.000 I was so cheery.

00:21:29.000 I was.

00:21:32.000 I got the wrong order. 1.00

00:21:33.000 Then Ashton comes in here and starts saying the dumbest shit I ever heard in my life. 1.00

00:21:37.000 Ashton comes in here. 1.00

00:21:40.000 You know?

00:21:44.000 I'm joking.

00:21:45.000 I'm only joking.

00:21:48.000 Okay, almost done.

00:21:49.000 I promise.

00:21:50.000 You're going to sit here and watch me finish.

00:22:01.000 We got a little, uh, got a little, uh, KRS one here.

00:22:11.000 You like KRS one?

00:22:18.000 I like KRS.

00:22:31.000 I'll turn it up a little.

00:22:34.000 That's a little too loud actually.

00:22:43.000 Biscuits are far better than burritos, agree.

00:22:48.000 Well, I don't know about it in a general sense, but in this case. 1.00

00:22:57.000 Mookbong Nick. 1.00

00:22:59.000 Yeah, true. 0.93

00:23:13.000 I'm just so hungry today, you know?

00:23:16.000 I'm so hungry.

00:23:18.000 How many do I have muted on Twitter?

00:23:24.000 Let me check.

00:23:26.000 Allow me to pull that up for you.

00:23:35.000 Okay, Ash Brown done.

00:23:37.000 Now we go in for the cookie, and we're all good.

00:23:42.000 And then we can proceed.

00:23:54.000 This food is so. 1.00

00:23:55.000 It's literally greasing on my desk through the fucking wrapper. 1.00

00:23:57.000 Really? 0.99

00:24:00.000 That's how you know it's good, though.

00:24:02.000 That's how you know it's hitting, though.

00:24:05.000 Okay, let's see.

00:24:06.000 Muted accounts.

00:24:12.000 That doesn't say how many.

00:24:15.000 I think it says on my phone.

00:24:17.000 Give me one sec.

00:24:20.000 So I'm muting 1700 and I'm blocking 3800.

00:24:27.000 Excuse me.

00:24:29.000 Hey, that's what you have to do when you're a content creator.

00:24:32.000 Hey, when you're a celebrity, what you have to do?

00:24:38.000 Cookie time.

00:24:39.000 Hey, you wear your MAGA hat outside in

00:25:09.000 Chicago.

00:25:12.000 There's a joke there, but I can't make it because we're on Twitch.

00:25:15.000 I think you know what the joke is, though, right?

00:25:29.000 Okay, last cookie and then we can begin, alright?

00:25:36.000 We're getting through it together.

00:25:38.000 It's like you're just sharing breakfast with me.

00:25:40.000 Think of it like we're in real life.

00:25:46.000 Think of it like you're sitting across the table from me.

00:25:49.000 You know, we're just a couple of homies.

00:25:52.000 I'm in my MAGA hat, Pepe style sweatshirt.

00:25:55.000 We're just having a little breakfast, I'm having a little cookie.

00:25:59.000 I start to stroke.

00:26:00.000 No, I'm joking.

00:26:02.000 Joking!

00:26:04.000 I start to caress.

00:26:08.000 I start to gently caress your face.

00:26:13.000 It's not that kind of stream.

00:26:13.000 I'm joking.

00:26:14.000 No, it's not that kind of stream, alright?

00:26:26.000 Okay.

00:26:32.000 All right.

00:26:35.000 We're fueled up.

00:26:36.000 Got that gamer fuel.

00:26:45.000 Now, ready to go.

00:26:49.000 Let me just get a little water and I'll be ready, alright?

00:26:52.000 Give me two seconds.

00:27:02.000 Yummy.

00:27:07.000 Boy, that hit the spot.

00:27:09.000 I'm still a little bit hungry.

00:27:10.000 That's okay. 0.95

00:27:13.000 We got to get slugged, folks.

00:27:14.000 I'm still hungry, but we got to get started.

00:27:16.000 Time is, you know, we don't have a lot of it.

00:27:20.000 But let's see.

00:27:21.000 What do we have here?

00:27:22.000 What do we have?

00:27:23.000 We've got a great article here.

00:27:25.000 It's a little old.

00:27:26.000 What is this?

00:27:26.000 February 11th, 2019.

00:27:33.000 So it's a little old.

00:27:36.000 It's a week ago, actually.

00:27:37.000 One week ago.

00:27:39.000 And of course, the article is I Dated a Democrat.

00:27:48.000 Excuse me.

00:27:49.000 Still got a little.

00:27:51.000 Still handling it.

00:27:55.000 All right. 0.98

00:27:56.000 So we've got Gazzy Dillon. 0.94

00:27:58.000 I Dated a Democrat.

00:27:59.000 It's a Valentine's themed article.

00:28:02.000 And she tells a story, of course, about how I dated a Democrat and I probably never will again.

00:28:09.000 Now, as you guys know, the setup here, you know, me and Cassie Dillon are basically like this, okay?

00:28:15.000 She's my mentor, guide, friend.

00:28:21.000 It's complicated, okay? 0.96

00:28:22.000 And, you know, she kind of discovered me years ago when I was just some lowly e boy at Boston University.

00:28:32.000 She discovered me.

00:28:34.000 With Campus Reform.

00:28:35.000 I think she was there with Young Americans for Liberty.

00:28:38.000 Was it Campus Reform?

00:28:39.000 I think it was just Campus Reform reporting on it.

00:28:43.000 She live streamed a debate of mine, you know, and sparks flew.

00:28:48.000 We had a great connection, really a great chemistry.

00:28:52.000 She streamed it live.

00:28:53.000 Miley Yiannopoulos watched it.

00:28:54.000 Ben Shapiro watched it.

00:28:55.000 Everyone loved it.

00:28:57.000 And we don't really talk so much anymore.

00:29:00.000 I think I offended her because I said something offhand about Israel.

00:29:04.000 I don't know. 0.99

00:29:04.000 Something like that. 0.99

00:29:06.000 But anyway, so we go way back.

00:29:08.000 Great friend, great friend.

00:29:10.000 Closest ally, some might say.

00:29:12.000 And she's writing this article.

00:29:14.000 I probably never will.

00:29:14.000 I dated a Democrat.

00:29:16.000 Do you notice, by the way, all these advertisements on this page?

00:29:21.000 Seriously?

00:29:22.000 It's more advertisements than content.

00:29:24.000 Look at all this.

00:29:25.000 You got one over here.

00:29:27.000 You got the stuff on the bottom.

00:29:29.000 You got this other thing on the bottom.

00:29:30.000 You got this on the side.

00:29:32.000 This in the middle.

00:29:34.000 This in the middle.

00:29:35.000 This on the side.

00:29:37.000 This below, this one, this one.

00:29:40.000 Like, there's not even a picture.

00:29:43.000 The advertisement's bigger than the picture.

00:29:48.000 You know, example.

00:29:53.000 You go to the trib, and you get a little ad up here, a little banner, you get a little thing on the side, some stuff in the middle.

00:30:07.000 That's the email list, whatever.

00:30:09.000 And a thing on the bottom.

00:30:11.000 But here you got one, two, three, down the side, in the middle, two on the bottom, one in the corner.

00:30:18.000 Like, what's going on?

00:30:19.000 It's almost like they just, it's almost like they just, you know, they're just trying to milk every last drop out of this thing.

00:30:28.000 They're just really, it's all about the money.

00:30:31.000 You know, it used to be about the content.

00:30:33.000 That's what it's about for me.

00:30:34.000 It used to be about the content. 0.99

00:30:37.000 Clearly, it is all about the shekels.

00:30:39.000 Ben Shapiro going full shekels again. 1.00

00:30:41.000 Bitch. 1.00

00:30:43.000 Too many advertisements. 1.00

00:30:44.000 Anyway, she writes After I studied abroad in Israel, and so she says, This is sort of like this, you know, ever since I was a kid, I always knew I wanted to be a gangster.

00:30:55.000 You know, and then we get Tony Bennett.

00:30:57.000 I dated Democrat.

00:30:58.000 I probably never will again.

00:31:01.000 After I studied abroad in Israel, I immediately flew to D.C. and began a congressional internship in a Republican office.

00:31:12.000 Interesting how that works.

00:31:14.000 Straight from Israel. 0.64

00:31:15.000 On my second day as a timid intern, I know Cassie Dillon.

00:31:19.000 The last thing that you could say about Cassie is she's timid. 1.00

00:31:22.000 She's a real firecracker.

00:31:25.000 I ate lunch alone in one of the cafeterias as I was finishing.

00:31:29.000 A man in his mid 20s approached me and asked me to watch his binder to reserve his seat as he went to order his food. 0.99

00:31:36.000 Hey, as long as it wasn't a binder full of women, am I right? 0.99

00:31:39.000 Weird, I thought. 0.75

00:31:41.000 Remembering the warnings I had about overly confident congressional staffers who take advantage of the young people labeled with green intern badges. 1.00

00:31:48.000 You know, it's a shame they made her wear a badge.

00:31:50.000 It almost reminds me of something.

00:31:54.000 You know, they say people are predatory based on people wearing badges.

00:32:00.000 Something just doesn't seem right about that to me.

00:32:02.000 That's probably nothing, though.

00:32:04.000 When the man returned, he asked if he could sit next to me, and I said yes, eager to make more friends in my new workplace.

00:32:09.000 He then asked in Hebrew if I was from Israel.

00:32:12.000 That's such a great story.

00:32:14.000 Confused as to why he'd asked me this question, I said no.

00:32:18.000 Weird, I thought, no.

00:32:19.000 I wonder if, you know, does she have an internal monologue?

00:32:22.000 It's almost like, oh, whatever.

00:32:25.000 I said no, and then realized he had noticed a necklace I was wearing which spelled out my name in Hebrew.

00:32:30.000 Yeah, of course.

00:32:31.000 Oh, yeah, just like mine.

00:32:33.000 Yeah, that happened to me, I think, once before when I had my Hebrew necklace when I came back from Israel.

00:32:39.000 I said, no one realized he noticed the necklace I was wearing, which spelled out my name in Hebrew.

00:32:42.000 We began to discuss Israel, and I loved every second of our conversation.

00:32:48.000 You know, I don't know.

00:32:48.000 It's just sort of weird to me.

00:32:50.000 She leaves Israel to come to the American Congress in America, where she works for, you know, the representatives of Americans.

00:32:59.000 She's working for Americans.

00:33:01.000 She comes from Israel to America.

00:33:04.000 She meets somebody speaking Hebrew about Israel because of her necklace with her name in Hebrew.

00:33:11.000 Something wrong with this picture here?

00:33:13.000 You know, correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm reading this article.

00:33:16.000 Is this taking place in Israel?

00:33:19.000 Is it a mistype?

00:33:20.000 A typo?

00:33:21.000 A misquote there?

00:33:23.000 I don't know.

00:33:23.000 It sounds like a traditional Israeli love story here, Jewish love story.

00:33:28.000 I don't know.

00:33:29.000 I'm sure it's fine.

00:33:30.000 It's, you know, whatever.

00:33:31.000 She's a traveler, right?

00:33:34.000 A worldly person.

00:33:36.000 Some might say, you know, global citizen, globalist.

00:33:40.000 You know, she's across the different nations, transnational.

00:33:44.000 Trans, meaning across transnational type of a person.

00:33:48.000 You know, that's okay.

00:33:49.000 If you've ever spent an extended period of time in a foreign country with beautiful weather, you know the begrudging feeling when you have to come back to your real life in the U.S. and once again worry about rigorous academics, bills, and internships.

00:34:03.000 This man, whom I'll call Tom, made me feel like I was still in my happy place studying abroad, learning languages, and exploring a new culture.

00:34:10.000 And that's interesting that our happy place is Israel.

00:34:13.000 My happy place is my home.

00:34:15.000 You know, my happy place is driving around my town.

00:34:18.000 Driving down the major thoroughfares.

00:34:20.000 I love especially in the spring.

00:34:22.000 I'll never forget when I came home from Boston University for the first time, and it was spring.

00:34:28.000 I left Boston.

00:34:28.000 There was still snow on the ground, piled high.

00:34:31.000 It was late May, early May.

00:34:33.000 And I came home to Chicago.

00:34:35.000 I'll never forget driving down for the first time that major thoroughfare where my street is off of.

00:34:42.000 And it's a little bit of a dip because actually, where my suburb is, is where historically Chicago, rather Lake Michigan, used to be.

00:34:49.000 It receded because of the.

00:34:52.000 Ice Age, or something.

00:34:53.000 I forget what the geography of it is.

00:34:56.000 But the thoroughfare where my house is off of is dipped because of where the lake used to be.

00:35:01.000 And so you go down and you see all the trees.

00:35:04.000 Anyway, that's my happy place. 1.00

00:35:07.000 You know, it's so weird that her happy place is Israel. 0.93

00:35:09.000 She leaves Israel.

00:35:11.000 She's got the Israel necklace for speaking Hebrew about Israel. 0.98

00:35:14.000 He takes me back to my happy place.

00:35:15.000 He reminds me of Israel, where I loved Israel so much.

00:35:19.000 You know, it reminded me of studying abroad, learning new languages, exploring Israel.

00:35:24.000 Just.

00:35:24.000 I don't know.

00:35:25.000 A little weird there.

00:35:26.000 A little excessive.

00:35:29.000 A little on the nose, I think.

00:35:32.000 A little bit on the nose.

00:35:34.000 We concluded our 15 minute meal and he invited me to dinner hosted by a pro Israel organization the following week.

00:35:40.000 I happily accepted, having enjoyed our conversation and interested in networking with others who share my passion for Israel.

00:35:48.000 You see, Tom was enthusiastic.

00:35:51.000 Something tells me his name wasn't Tom.

00:35:53.000 Maybe he was like Elliot or. David.

00:35:57.000 You see, Tom was enthusiastic about the pro Israel movement and talked about the absurdities on college campuses surrounding this issue, even condemning the far left being openly hostile toward Israel.

00:36:07.000 Not once did I even consider that he was actually a Democrat.

00:36:11.000 Zoinks.

00:36:12.000 I didn't think we would be romantic at this point. 0.99

00:36:14.000 It's Washington, D.C. Excuse me.

00:36:17.000 Everyone networks and is generally nice to people who share their ideology or work experience.

00:36:24.000 So I went to the dinner.

00:36:26.000 Oh, Michigan.

00:36:27.000 I went to the dinner.

00:36:29.000 We mingled with others, a great food, and had a fun, fun time, maybe.

00:36:35.000 Laughing together at an eccentric woman at our table who was overly enthusiastic about everything while hooting and hollering at the speakers.

00:36:43.000 Had a great time.

00:36:44.000 Did she mention it was a Shabbat dinner?

00:36:46.000 I think that was.

00:36:48.000 I might have just missed that.

00:36:50.000 But that's what it was in the earlier article.

00:36:53.000 As he was walking me to the metro station, we started talking about our careers.

00:36:57.000 He told me he worked for a Freshman congressman from New Jersey, whom I'd never heard of.

00:37:02.000 Wow, he won in a blue state?

00:37:03.000 I asked.

00:37:04.000 Yeah.

00:37:05.000 Why wouldn't he?

00:37:07.000 Yeah, why wouldn't he?

00:37:08.000 Tom responded.

00:37:10.000 What are you?

00:37:11.000 Wait, you're a Democrat?

00:37:13.000 I asked with surprise.

00:37:15.000 Um, yeah, he said.

00:37:18.000 He had known I was a Republican.

00:37:19.000 I just never even considered that he was a Democrat.

00:37:22.000 We were too busy talking about other things for me to even care whom he worked for.

00:37:27.000 A pro Israel Democrat? I said.

00:37:30.000 Yes, yes, my boss is very moderate, and there are many pro Israel Democrats.

00:37:36.000 This is where I need to put a disclaimer.

00:37:39.000 Tom was not and is not a social justice warrior.

00:37:43.000 Hey, thank God for that, right?

00:37:45.000 That would be a real.

00:37:46.000 Hey, if he was one of those SJWs.

00:37:50.000 I don't know, I might have memed on him.

00:37:51.000 I might have posted too many dank memes on him if that were the case.

00:37:55.000 He is a moderate Democrat, but that doesn't mean our values don't conflict quite a bit.

00:37:59.000 Well, yeah, sounds like you're both pro Israel, so no problem there, right?

00:38:03.000 A few weeks later, we hung out again, and this time it was definitely a date.

00:38:07.000 Still, I avoided politics and we were around many other people.

00:38:09.000 Working in Congress makes talking politics often tiresome.

00:38:14.000 On the next date, things got interesting.

00:38:17.000 He invited me to his house to cook a Shabbat dinner, which, if you don't know, the Shabbat dinner is honestly.

00:38:23.000 If we're going to step out of character for a moment, do you guys know what that is?

00:38:31.000 Let me see if I can find an article about this.

00:38:35.000 According to the Torah, Shabbat commemorates the day that God rested, so it's on Saturday.

00:38:35.000 What is Shabbat?

00:38:40.000 Observing the holy day is a day of rest from work. 0.61

00:38:48.000 Shabbat ends on Saturday evening at sundown with the Abdullah ceremony, which marks the tradition from the Holy Day.

00:38:55.000 And they have this dinner, and basically, all these people come together.

00:38:59.000 You know, people are always like, I don't know.

00:39:02.000 They all come together to kind of discuss, and it's on Saturday night.

00:39:05.000 Nobody else does it on Saturday night.

00:39:07.000 They do it on Sunday.

00:39:08.000 But they all come together, they have a little dinner, they commiserate, you know, they exchange information, favors.

00:39:14.000 It's a very great tradition.

00:39:16.000 You know, very great, proud tradition.

00:39:19.000 Anyway, again, missing my study abroad experience, I was enthusiastic, but this setting allowed us to really get to know one another.

00:39:27.000 The topics of politics came up quickly, and I realized that we had very different beliefs, and initially I loved that.

00:39:33.000 But then things got heated.

00:39:34.000 It quickly became clear he had not debated many conservatives besides me, and I, the lone conservative at an all women's college, had the upper hand because I did not get too emotionally invested in debates as I was constantly in them at college, and you know, facts don't care about your feelings.

00:39:51.000 Tom was getting frustrated and couldn't believe how I could be so against abortion or how I could be for completely abolishing, in my opinion, inefficient government agencies.

00:40:01.000 Shout out to the IRS.

00:40:02.000 And I was having fun.

00:40:04.000 I felt like I was back on my college campus where I was so quickly vilified that I'd often take harder-lined conservative positions simply for the amusement of watching my peers in disbelief that someone had such a different worldview than their own.

00:40:18.000 I'm sure it was so extreme. 0.60

00:40:22.000 To really shock those Western Mass college women, I'm sure she was really dropping the red pills.

00:40:30.000 I'm not quite as moderate as he is.

00:40:32.000 My head is itching.

00:40:33.000 Give me one sec.

00:40:38.000 Normally, I'm used to just wearing the little hat on the back here, so now that I'm wearing this one, it's making me a little itchy.

00:40:44.000 Normally, I'm used to wearing just a little pancake hat.

00:40:49.000 I'm not quite as moderate as he is, but I know how to compromise.

00:40:52.000 Yet in these debate settings, I sometimes set that aside and like to debate just for the sake of the debate.

00:40:57.000 That's how a debate turned into an argument on the third date.

00:41:00.000 I still liked him, so we went on.

00:41:02.000 So boring.

00:41:03.000 We went on another date and another and another until we started to spend lunch together every day and officially started a romantic relationship.

00:41:11.000 How did we do it, you might ask?

00:41:13.000 Well, we avoided politics.

00:41:15.000 We weren't unhappy.

00:41:16.000 To the contrary, we got along.

00:41:18.000 But I felt like I couldn't bring him around in my.

00:41:20.000 She was a Democrat spy.

00:41:24.000 They go on a trip with a couple that's conservative.

00:41:28.000 The 10 day trip started out smoothly.

00:41:29.000 We went all over the place, and then everyone got mad.

00:41:35.000 I believe that opposites can thrive together and that political beliefs are not important for everyone.

00:41:39.000 But for me, family and children would be everything one day.

00:41:42.000 And I want to raise my children with very specific values.

00:41:45.000 This could be a problem since even some family values cause conflict between me and Tom.

00:41:50.000 Additionally, as someone who works in politics, ideology is very important to me.

00:41:55.000 After the trip, I couldn't wait to leave both Washington, D.C. and my bipartisan relationship.

00:42:00.000 I was ready to go back to the Democrats I only had to see in class instead of the Democrats I decided to take an interest in romantically.

00:42:07.000 And so the relationship ended, but our friendship did not.

00:42:10.000 To this day, we still regularly talk and bond over the main thing we have in common our love for the pro Israel movement.

00:42:18.000 At a time when we have Democratic congresswomen like Ilhan Omar proponing anti Semitic tropes, I'm glad Tom is out there trying to keep support for Israel alive in his party.

00:42:28.000 Hey, me too.

00:42:29.000 Every time I visit Washington, D.C., we get dinner, and I'm happy to say, The last time I saw him, he told me his dad is a big fan of the Daily Wire.

00:42:37.000 Maybe next time I see him, excuse me, he will be too.

00:42:41.000 Wow.

00:42:42.000 Touching.

00:42:43.000 Touching, really.

00:42:45.000 Why don't we just do a quick.

00:42:47.000 Oh, that's funny.

00:42:48.000 16 times, huh?

00:42:51.000 Really, really subtle.

00:42:56.000 Yeah.

00:42:57.000 That's not overkill.

00:42:59.000 16 times.

00:43:01.000 Oh, actually, no, it's counting the comments.

00:43:03.000 That doesn't count.

00:43:04.000 Let's see what the comments are.

00:43:09.000 So nobody really finds this the least bit.

00:43:14.000 Notable, offensive.

00:43:17.000 Let's do it again.

00:43:18.000 Wait, hang on.

00:43:23.000 Let's try that once more here.

00:43:25.000 I studied abroad in Israel.

00:43:28.000 He asked in Hebrew if I was from Israel.

00:43:30.000 We began to discuss Israel.

00:43:33.000 We concluded our 15 minute meal and he invited me to dinner hosted by a pro Israel organization.

00:43:39.000 I was excited to network with others to share my passion for Israel.

00:43:42.000 See, Tom was also enthusiastic about the pro Israel movement.

00:43:46.000 He's not like the other leftists who are openly hostile towards Israel.

00:43:50.000 A pro Israel Democrat?

00:43:51.000 So surprised. 0.78

00:43:52.000 Well, there are many pro Israel Democrats. 0.52

00:43:57.000 And we still.

00:43:57.000 Hey, but hey, even though the relationship didn't work out, we still talk and bond over the central thing in our lives our love for the pro Israel movement.

00:44:07.000 He's keeping support for Israel alive in his own party.

00:44:10.000 Hey, man.

00:44:12.000 What a great article.

00:44:12.000 Right on.

00:44:14.000 This Valentine's Day, what did I do?

00:44:17.000 I did my show.

00:44:18.000 I. Had dinner with my mom.

00:44:20.000 You know, I just did the usual things, but, you know, it really warmed my heart to read this article and know that somewhere out there, Israel is bringing people together.

00:44:30.000 Israel is bringing Republicans and Democrats together to support what's going on over there.

00:44:35.000 And that, I couldn't be any happier about that.

00:44:39.000 So that's the article.

00:44:42.000 You know, my friend and mentor, she's out there.

00:44:45.000 She's killing it.

00:44:46.000 She's so good.

00:44:47.000 She's so epic.

00:44:49.000 And I can't wait to see her at CPAC.

00:44:50.000 She's going to be speaking there.

00:44:52.000 And I'm excited to watch the speech.

00:44:55.000 I hope it contains all the good stuff international, fractional reserve banking, and support for Israel.

00:45:05.000 What could be better?

00:45:06.000 My two favorite things.

00:45:07.000 So I can't wait for that.

00:45:09.000 But we're going to take a little bit of a turn here.

00:45:12.000 Why don't we take a look?

00:45:13.000 We'll see what's going on in the chat here.

00:45:16.000 We'll see what people are saying in the text. 0.64

00:45:20.000 Il Dulce says Imagine getting a GF bonding over mutual hate for Israel. 0.75

00:45:24.000 Yeah, maybe in some bizarro, evil. 0.67

00:45:26.000 Planet, yeah, that's happening.

00:45:28.000 Yeah, maybe if you're an anti Semitic bigot, yeah, maybe you do that if you're that.

00:45:33.000 How do people read these articles unironically?

00:45:36.000 What do the comments even say?

00:45:38.000 I don't understand how somebody could watch or rather read this and not be like, even if you support Israel, be like, isn't a little bit, you're laying it on a little bit thick here.

00:45:51.000 Let's see, so nothing so far here.

00:45:55.000 Well, you know, then again, I guess everybody reads the Daily Wire, it's kind of par for the course, right?

00:46:02.000 I mean, let's just take a look at the front page and see what's going on.

00:46:11.000 Yeah, so we got something about Iran.

00:46:15.000 Sponsoring regime change in Iran. 0.59

00:46:18.000 And we've got Ilhan Omar, some crazy stuff about her.

00:46:22.000 She's the terrorist recruitment capital of the U.S. You know, it's convenient that comes out after she says AIPAC is running the Congress. 0.51

00:46:29.000 When Iran was our ally, so further regime change propaganda.

00:46:34.000 You know, it's interesting how this works on this website.

00:46:36.000 I noticed somewhat of a pattern, a bit formulaic, if you will.

00:46:42.000 You know, because we find sort of traditional conservative content.

00:46:47.000 Barack Obama and Joe Biden are weak on America. 0.99

00:46:50.000 You know, hate crime against MAGA hat wearer, fake hate crime against the black guy. 0.96

00:46:55.000 Iran foreign minister says human rights need to be respected. 0.92

00:46:58.000 I wonder what this one's about.

00:47:00.000 I wonder.

00:47:04.000 Okay, really? 0.99

00:47:05.000 Full shekels again, huh?

00:47:05.000 Wow.

00:47:12.000 Speaking last week, the authoritarian regime in Tehran represses the freedom of speech and assembly. 0.96

00:47:17.000 It persecutes religious minorities, brutalizes women, executes gay people. 0.99

00:47:23.000 Executes gay people. 1.00

00:47:24.000 Sign me up. 1.00

00:47:26.000 Sign me up for the draft now.

00:47:27.000 Hey, Uncle Sam, give me a carbine.

00:47:31.000 Give me a carbine, a uniform, a helmet.

00:47:34.000 Jacked up and good to go. 1.00

00:47:36.000 We got to invade Iran because they're executing homosexuals. 1.00

00:47:40.000 And we got what? 0.99

00:47:41.000 SNL isn't funny, Elizabeth Warren, da da da. 0.99

00:47:44.000 Iran was our ally. 0.97

00:47:45.000 Hey, they can be again. 0.99

00:47:47.000 All we have to do is spend $10 trillion and be there forever.

00:47:51.000 That's a formula.

00:47:52.000 That's a formula.

00:47:53.000 We've seen it all before, haven't we?

00:47:55.000 Your tricks don't work on us.

00:47:56.000 Your little tricks don't work on us.

00:48:01.000 What do they got?

00:48:01.000 They got Clavin, Shapiro, Michael Knowles, Matt Walsh.

00:48:05.000 Matt Walsh is okay. 0.90

00:48:07.000 Michael Knowles is okay, but they're just total Shabbos Goy, you know? 0.60

00:48:11.000 That's the problem.

00:48:13.000 But anyway, that's the article.

00:48:15.000 What else is new?

00:48:16.000 What else is new?

00:48:17.000 Same shoes, different socks.

00:48:20.000 Another pro Israel article.

00:48:22.000 I know that I love and support Israel.

00:48:25.000 I know that my life is about giving endless love and support for the Jewish state of Israel.

00:48:31.000 That's what I'm about.

00:48:32.000 If you have a problem with that, it's not going to work out between us, basically.

00:48:37.000 And basically, if you're not down with my love for Israel, I don't think there's a future for us.

00:48:43.000 Oh, epic song.

00:48:45.000 Oh, yeah, this song.

00:48:46.000 A lot of heartbreak associated with this one.

00:48:52.000 But let's take a look.

00:48:53.000 We're going to switch gears a little bit.

00:48:55.000 We're going to change gears here.

00:48:57.000 And we're going to do a little gaming.

00:48:59.000 We're going to swap it up here.

00:48:59.000 How's that?

00:49:02.000 And I'm going to become, watch this, in a moment, I'm going to become the number one Astroneer streamer in the world.

00:49:12.000 Is it going to change or is it going to.

00:49:14.000 Sometimes it bugs out on me and I can't change the category.

00:49:18.000 Yeah, it still says talk shows.

00:49:23.000 I want to switch it to Astroneer.

00:49:30.000 All right, let me get the game capture working.

00:49:33.000 Yeah, it looks like it is.

00:49:35.000 All right, so our next bit here we had a little breakfast, we did a little article review.

00:49:41.000 That was fun.

00:49:42.000 I enjoyed that.

00:49:44.000 Some jokes.

00:49:45.000 I don't know, you know, the thing about it is, I don't know, it's limiting that you have to be ironic about this kind of stuff.

00:49:55.000 Because it should offend everybody that that's going on.

00:50:00.000 You know, at the end of the day, why I continue to speak out about it to the detriment of my own health and my own financial well being is because it is deeply offensive to me as an American that people seem to have allegiances and loyalties to foreign nations.

00:50:15.000 It is profoundly offensive to me.

00:50:19.000 And we sort of have to be ironic, we have to be tongue in cheek because, of course, this is what the context is.

00:50:28.000 Of the dialogue demands.

00:50:32.000 But it's no joke.

00:50:33.000 It's no joke.

00:50:34.000 These people are real.

00:50:35.000 They're out there.

00:50:36.000 And they're the ones making the decisions.

00:50:37.000 Very wrong. 0.98

00:50:39.000 Very sick.

00:50:40.000 And it's almost beyond parody because, you know, if I was writing an article that was supposed to parody their way of thinking, it's hard to imagine how it could be much different.

00:50:49.000 I think actually, if I were to write a parody, it would probably be more subtle than that.

00:50:55.000 You know, I'm sure it would probably be less obvious, less exaggerated because, of course, for it to be funny, for it to be comedic, it can't just be obnoxious.

00:51:07.000 Excuse me, and ridiculous, but of course, I mean, they really are beyond parody.

00:51:16.000 With that kind of stuff, you know?

00:51:24.000 How's the music, by the way?

00:51:26.000 How's the volume?

00:51:27.000 How's the selection?

00:51:28.000 Let me know.

00:51:32.000 What does that even say?

00:51:33.000 It's too bright.

00:51:35.000 Bowie says Have you considered that people living in other nations are also people?

00:51:40.000 And helping other nations out actually helps America out?

00:51:44.000 Oh boy, here we go.

00:51:48.000 Oh, no, I'm sorry.

00:51:51.000 Do you think blowing up our ships helps us out? 1.00

00:51:55.000 When I think of helping somebody out, I think of trying to kill their people. 0.99

00:51:59.000 You know, I think of spying on their people. 0.90

00:52:02.000 Look, tweet. 0.81

00:52:03.000 We have to do this.

00:52:04.000 I don't want to do this.

00:52:07.000 I don't want to do this, but somebody's making me.

00:52:10.000 You know, somebody had to ask.

00:52:12.000 They had to ask.

00:52:14.000 Maybe nations want to help each other out.

00:52:17.000 Maybe everybody's just fucking fine and everything. 0.99

00:52:23.000 Give me five fucking seconds. 0.99

00:52:35.000 Helping other nations out. 0.99

00:52:37.000 Yeah, that'd be really great.

00:52:49.000 Yeah, that'd be really something.

00:52:51.000 I don't know.

00:52:51.000 I think this is a good start.

00:52:53.000 Isn't it?

00:52:56.000 That is a decent start for countries that want to help each other out.

00:53:02.000 Here, let me turn this off real quick. 1.00

00:53:05.000 Because apparently, some ignorant fool has to be educated. 1.00

00:53:09.000 I'm going to have to go off because somebody ignorant. 1.00

00:53:15.000 You know how close minded, you know how small minded and ignorant you sound right now? 1.00

00:53:20.000 Okay, you asked. 1.00

00:53:22.000 You asked.

00:53:23.000 What the?

00:53:24.000 Maybe countries help each other out sometimes.

00:53:27.000 Maybe countries are just friends sometimes.

00:53:30.000 Okay, what do we want to start with?

00:53:32.000 I did the Levon Affair twice.

00:53:34.000 Oops.

00:53:36.000 Levon Affair.

00:53:38.000 1953.

00:53:41.000 Levon Affair refers to a failed Israeli covert operation codenamed Operation Susanna, conducted in Egypt in the summer of 1954.

00:53:50.000 As part of the false flag operation, a group of Egyptian Jews were recruited by Israeli military intelligence to plant bombs inside Egyptian, American, and British known civilian targets, cinemas, libraries, and American educational centers.

00:54:06.000 The bombs were timed to detonate several hours after closing time.

00:54:08.000 The attacks were to be blamed on the Muslim Brotherhood, Egyptian communists, unspecified malcontents, or local nationalists, with the aim of creating a climate of sufficient violence and instability to induce the British government to retain its occupying troops in Egypt's.

00:54:22.000 In Egypt's Suez Canal zone.

00:54:25.000 So, in other words, it's an Israeli false flag attack against American civilian targets. 1.00

00:54:30.000 Oh, that's a nice ally.

00:54:31.000 Hey, it's helping other countries out, right?

00:54:33.000 They're really great.

00:54:34.000 How about the Apollo affair?

00:54:36.000 1965 incident in which a U.S. company, Nuclear Materials and Equipment Corporation, NUMEC, in the Pittsburgh suburbs of Apollo and Parks Township, Pennsylvania, were investigated for losing 200 to 600 pounds of highly enriched uranium with suspicions that it had gone to Israel's nuclear weapons program.

00:54:54.000 From 65 to 80, the FBI investigated Zalman Shapiro, the company's president, over the loss of highly enriched uranium.

00:55:02.000 The AEC, the CIA, other government agencies, da da da.

00:55:06.000 And we've got some information later on here.

00:55:13.000 A later investigation was conducted by the NRC regarding additional 198 pounds of uranium that was found to be missing between 74 and 76 after the plant had been purchased by Babcock and Wilcox.

00:55:24.000 Shapiro is no longer associated with the company.

00:55:28.000 And Carl Duckett says, I know of nothing at all to indicate that Shapiro is guilty.

00:55:35.000 We have somebody here who says, Distinguished Shapiro's career has been, one cannot wonder whether it might have been even more illustrious had these unjust charges not been leveled against him.

00:55:44.000 But of course, highly enriched uranium doesn't just disappear.

00:55:48.000 So that's the Apollo affair.

00:55:49.000 They steal our nuclear tech.

00:55:51.000 Jonathan Pollard.

00:55:54.000 Pollard, who works at the Israeli Air Force.

00:55:59.000 Then he's a graduate student at New York University, and then he goes to work for Naval Criminal Intelligence.

00:56:07.000 And let's see.

00:56:08.000 So basically, it was revealed that he was disclosing classified information in anticipation of financial gain to Israel.

00:56:16.000 So he gets captured and investigated, passing along military secrets to Israel.

00:56:22.000 Israel tries to get him out.

00:56:24.000 I believe they eventually did.

00:56:29.000 Yep, they got him out.

00:56:30.000 He got a Parole.

00:56:31.000 So you've got Jonathan Pollard, you've got A Clean Break, which was a 1996 memo written by, they say it was for Bibi Netanyahu, and it was by Pearl, Douglas Feeth, David Wormser.

00:56:45.000 If you want to know who these people are, they were all in the Department of Defense under George Bush.

00:56:50.000 And what is the plan?

00:56:52.000 What is the plan here? 1.00

00:56:56.000 We want to take out Syria. 0.95

00:57:01.000 And we want to remove Saddam Hussein from power in Iraq. 0.90

00:57:04.000 That's very interesting.

00:57:06.000 Interesting strategy. 0.98

00:57:07.000 And then eventually we want to go after Iran. 0.99

00:57:09.000 Good to know. 0.99

00:57:10.000 Good to know.

00:57:11.000 So there you go.

00:57:12.000 There's your ally.

00:57:13.000 It's good to help people sometimes to the tune of.

00:57:16.000 3.8 billion, and that's what we get in return.

00:57:18.000 Yeah, that's a great thing.

00:57:19.000 Really nice, really helping each other out, huh?

00:57:23.000 This doesn't have anything to do with what I said.

00:57:24.000 Helping out does not equal committing war crimes and false flag attacks and talking charity, empowering immigrants, and also not being interventionist. 0.99

00:57:31.000 Dude, fuck that. 0.99

00:57:33.000 We've done enough. 1.00

00:57:35.000 We have done enough.

00:57:36.000 How many million in 50, 60 years?

00:57:39.000 60 some million?

00:57:39.000 What is it?

00:57:41.000 Between 60 and 70 million legal immigrants since 65? 1.00

00:57:44.000 I think we've done enough. 1.00

00:57:46.000 We did more money than.

00:57:48.000 We did probably, what was it, $10 billion or something?

00:57:51.000 I think it was $3.3 billion for international health funding.

00:57:57.000 And $1.3 billion for our own wall.

00:58:02.000 So it's a little early to be going off like that.

00:58:05.000 But, you know, when people trigger me like that, when I get, you know, campus crazies, when I get leftist campus crazies in my mentions, I have to go off.

00:58:14.000 Limits.

00:58:18.000 But anyway, we're going to have a chill stream.

00:58:21.000 We're going to have a chill stream.

00:58:22.000 We are not going to talk about the USS Liberty.

00:58:25.000 That's the one I forgot to look up. 0.99

00:58:26.000 Damn it. 0.98

00:58:27.000 I did Levante Affair instead of USS Liberty. 0.99

00:58:29.000 That's why I have Levante Affair twice.

00:58:32.000 But that's not what this stream is about.

00:58:34.000 This is a chill hangout stream.

00:58:38.000 We're just going to be chilling, playing a little Astroneer.

00:58:43.000 I guess this game has been out for a while, but it only was in like, what?

00:58:49.000 I don't know what they call it.

00:58:52.000 It was early release for a few years, and it just came out recently.

00:58:56.000 And I've been playing it for like 30 hours, and it's so epic.

00:59:03.000 I hope it doesn't crash, though, because it's been crashing all week when I have Twitch open at the same time.

00:59:14.000 So let's see.

00:59:18.000 I think where I left off, I just lost my base, by the way.

00:59:24.000 We got a lot going on here.

00:59:26.000 We got some small printers.

00:59:28.000 We got a medium printer.

00:59:31.000 We got some research chambers.

00:59:33.000 We got an all important RTG.

00:59:36.000 Got a large printer.

00:59:39.000 Chemistry lab, atmospheric condenser, trading post.

00:59:45.000 We got energy.

00:59:46.000 We got rocket ships.

00:59:50.000 You want pyramids?

00:59:51.000 We got them.

00:59:53.000 You want pyramids?

00:59:55.000 Easy.

00:59:56.000 We got a soil centrifuge.

00:59:58.000 We got a smelting furnace.

01:00:00.000 I mean, we've got it all here.

01:00:03.000 And what I just got done doing several hours ago, I had to replace this rover.

01:00:10.000 Very expensive, long process, but I just lost it in the core of the planet.

01:00:16.000 So we're going to try.

01:00:18.000 I don't know what we're going to do.

01:00:19.000 I think we're going to try and go and explore a new world.

01:00:27.000 I think we're going to try and go in on.

01:00:29.000 Should we go for.

01:00:33.000 I think I want to do ammonium.

01:00:37.000 I don't know.

01:00:39.000 I don't know.

01:00:40.000 I'm basically at the point where I've practically beat the game.

01:00:40.000 I've kind of.

01:00:44.000 There's not really a whole lot to do but to just kind of mess around.

01:00:48.000 I think I'm going to build a few more.

01:00:51.000 What do you call it?

01:00:52.000 A few more rovers.

01:00:53.000 I think that's going to be the plan.

01:00:58.000 So let's do that.

01:01:00.000 Why don't we.

01:01:08.000 Let's take a look.

01:01:10.000 I think we're going to need some.

01:01:12.000 We're definitely going to need some more bone hair.

01:01:14.000 So why don't we focus on that?

01:01:18.000 I think.

01:01:21.000 Where can I get a ton of that?

01:01:28.000 I may just have to drive around looking for it, because honestly, it's pretty hard to find.

01:01:33.000 Maybe I'll go down in the mine.

01:01:36.000 Go mine for diamonds.

01:01:38.000 I don't know, the last time I went down there, it didn't really work out so well.

01:01:48.000 Is this on PC?

01:01:49.000 Yes, this is on PC.

01:01:50.000 What else would it be on?

01:01:51.000 You think I'd play Xbox or something?

01:01:58.000 Yeah, the problem is everything.

01:02:01.000 You need graphene for everything, and.

01:02:06.000 Graphene requires ammonia.

01:02:08.000 Ammonium is not very bountiful.

01:02:10.000 We're gonna have to do a deal here.

01:02:15.000 We're gonna have to do something about this.

01:02:18.000 Maybe I'll just go looking for scrap metal at the moment.

01:02:21.000 Whoops.

01:02:25.000 Let me just get some medium storage here.

01:02:30.000 The game was only like $23, and I gotta tell you, well worth the price of admission.

01:02:36.000 They say it's like No Man's Sky, but better.

01:02:40.000 I never played No Man's Sky.

01:02:42.000 I kinda like the concept, but it got really bad reviews, so that kinda turned me off.

01:02:48.000 But, you know, I like the idea of just kinda flying around, checking things out.

01:02:54.000 And this game, I think, is probably superior in concept and design.

01:03:00.000 But then again, I haven't actually played No Man's Sky, so I wouldn't know.

01:03:06.000 It's not really a fair comparison.

01:03:09.000 Let's see, I'm going to need some resin here.

01:03:14.000 Got to get a few more medium storage.

01:03:22.000 I got to get Party Goy to get this game so we can play together on stream, because normally.

01:03:27.000 Whenever me and Party Goy hang out, we're always looking for like a low key kind of a thing.

01:03:32.000 You know, normally the Battle Royale thing's a little too intense.

01:03:36.000 Call of Duty's a little too intense.

01:03:39.000 But by the same token, Minecraft is kind of lame.

01:03:42.000 You know, kind of been done before.

01:03:43.000 So, we've been looking for a game that's really, you know, low key, just kind of laid back.

01:03:50.000 I think we found that game here, but I'll have to convince him to buy it.

01:03:56.000 I don't know if he'll be into it.

01:03:57.000 I think he's.

01:03:59.000 This game might be a little too juvenile for him.

01:04:01.000 You know, if I'm being totally honest.

01:04:05.000 Let's see.

01:04:06.000 And I don't really need this battery because I got the RTG on there.

01:04:09.000 Or do I?

01:04:11.000 No, I don't actually.

01:04:17.000 Let me go grab that real quick.

01:04:36.000 I don't know what is going on in the chat.

01:04:38.000 Nobody's talking to me.

01:04:40.000 Everyone's talking amongst each other.

01:04:43.000 Nick, it is imperative you stop playing PC shooters with a controller.

01:04:47.000 No, I never will do that.

01:04:50.000 The thing is about the controller is that I actually do better with the controller than I do without it.

01:05:01.000 So people are always giving me a hard time saying, oh, you've got to.

01:05:05.000 You're not competitive if you're doing the.

01:05:09.000 What do you call it?

01:05:11.000 You're not competitive if you're only using a controller.

01:05:14.000 But I beg to differ.

01:05:15.000 I think I'm actually, at least on Apex Legends, I'm better with the controller than I am with a mouse and keyboard.

01:05:23.000 Because I tried mouse and keyboard, and I even have a friend who does mouse and keyboard.

01:05:28.000 He's not even a console gamer, but he says he prefers controller also.

01:05:34.000 So I think for Fortnite, you know, I probably should have learned mouse and keyboard.

01:05:39.000 But for Apex.

01:05:41.000 I'm sticking with the controller.

01:05:43.000 I think the controller is definitely superior on that one.

01:05:47.000 That's just me.

01:05:48.000 That's my personal preference.

01:05:58.000 What is the function of the tether?

01:05:59.000 Well, the tether keeps you supplied with oxygen.

01:06:05.000 So you see that blue bar at the top of my backpack?

01:06:09.000 That's my oxygen levels.

01:06:11.000 If I stray from the reservation, I start to get my oxygen depleted.

01:06:16.000 There's a tank also for additional oxygen.

01:06:20.000 So that's connected to the oxygenator on the base, which keeps me fully oxygenated, I guess you could say.

01:06:31.000 I don't even need to.

01:06:31.000 Actually, you know what?

01:06:32.000 I think I might have enough right out of the gate here.

01:06:41.000 No, I think I might need one more.

01:06:51.000 Controllers are unepic and cringing blue pill for shooter games.

01:06:55.000 Use a keyboard or I'll report the stream to the JIDF.

01:06:58.000 Look, I just disagree.

01:07:01.000 At least for Apex, I'm telling you, the controller just has a better feel.

01:07:13.000 We're going to go get some scrap metal so that I can power.

01:07:21.000 Is that? 0.98

01:07:21.000 That's so damn it. 0.98

01:07:22.000 So I can power this, get some ammonium. 0.98

01:07:26.000 I get some ammonium, turn it into graphene.

01:07:30.000 Take graphene, turn it into titanium alloy, turn it into large rovers.

01:07:36.000 And then, you know, then the rest is history.

01:07:42.000 This stream, this nib is streaming at 7 a.m.

01:07:45.000 My buddy Enix, what up, bro?

01:07:45.000 Epic.

01:07:51.000 My main man, Enix.

01:07:53.000 See, Enix and I, we have a very special bond.

01:07:55.000 You could say he's my closest ally in some sense.

01:08:00.000 He is one of the few people who I can say truly gets it.

01:08:06.000 Truly gets it.

01:08:08.000 You know, I find myself looking at his content and just nodding my head and saying, right on. 0.95

01:08:16.000 It's like in that scene in Django Unchained when Django explodes the TNT and the black slaves in the back of the thing are like, yeah, right on, man. 0.97

01:08:25.000 It's like that, basically. 1.00

01:08:29.000 Enix says, so true, very true, yeah.

01:08:32.000 All true.

01:08:33.000 Oops.

01:08:41.000 Why are people saying this?

01:08:44.000 Is this game endorsed by the alt-right?

01:08:47.000 How should I know?

01:08:49.000 What's the alt-right?

01:08:50.000 Is that some kind of indie bookstore?

01:08:55.000 The real numbers are going to get that one.

01:08:59.000 I don't know why we got Wignats in the chat.

01:09:05.000 It's only 7 a.m.

01:09:07.000 How are we already dealing with Wignats?

01:09:10.000 Okay, so we got.

01:09:11.000 So, just to walk you through it here, we got ourselves a large shredder that's going to shred your scrap metal.

01:09:18.000 We've got some medium storage to store all kinds of resources.

01:09:23.000 We've got our driver's seat.

01:09:24.000 We've got a drill, and we've got an RTG, which is like a nuclear generator.

01:09:30.000 And we're going to go out.

01:09:31.000 We're going to collect some resources. 0.99

01:09:33.000 I'm going to need a few different drill mods to.

01:09:38.000 Sort of keep myself on track so I don't get lost.

01:09:43.000 Getting lost is probably the number one hazard in this game.

01:09:48.000 You get lost all the time and it's not fun.

01:09:51.000 You know what?

01:09:52.000 I'm going to make two more medium storages before I head out.

01:10:01.000 By the way, can you hear the music?

01:10:02.000 I feel like I asked that already and nobody responded.

01:10:07.000 Nick, why are there so many degenerates in society?

01:10:10.000 That's a good question.

01:10:11.000 I don't really know.

01:10:16.000 Alright, this guy's got to go.

01:10:18.000 You're just being obnoxious.

01:10:19.000 You're harshing my mellow, bro.

01:10:26.000 Yeah, I can hear.

01:10:27.000 The music is too quiet for me, it's low.

01:10:30.000 Okay, well, then I'll turn it up.

01:10:33.000 How's that?

01:10:38.000 Let me know if that's better.

01:10:41.000 Or if that's too loud.

01:10:46.000 I can't hear the music if I'm being real.

01:10:48.000 Music is good volume.

01:10:50.000 Okay, well, which is it?

01:10:52.000 Enix says, There we go.

01:10:54.000 Okay, we're in business then.

01:10:58.000 You know what?

01:10:59.000 Why don't I do it like this?

01:11:07.000 Can I put it there?

01:11:08.000 There we go.

01:11:13.000 Okay. 0.98

01:11:15.000 I'm very good at this game because it's all about being neurotic and autistic. 0.99

01:11:20.000 And those are things that I'm very good at. 1.00

01:11:27.000 Okay.

01:11:28.000 I think we got everything we need.

01:11:31.000 I don't really, honestly, I don't really need that.

01:11:34.000 And I don't really need that either.

01:11:37.000 Okay.

01:11:39.000 Let me go dump that off at our little resource station here.

01:11:46.000 Don't need that one.

01:11:49.000 Don't need that one.

01:11:50.000 Really?

01:11:52.000 Don't need this one.

01:11:55.000 But I may need.

01:11:56.000 Wait, where's my other thing?

01:11:58.000 Hey, excuse me.

01:12:00.000 Where's my other mod?

01:12:04.000 I'm just gonna have to make one.

01:12:08.000 Actually, you know, this is the same thing.

01:12:09.000 I might as well just take this one.

01:12:14.000 Okay.

01:12:15.000 Okay.

01:12:16.000 And we're off.

01:12:20.000 Let me just get everything all, you know, organized.

01:12:25.000 Okay, yeah.

01:12:26.000 Now we're off for real this time.

01:12:31.000 Nick's sleep schedule is bad.

01:12:35.000 So true.

01:12:37.000 Nick says intervention is often disastrous.

01:12:41.000 True.

01:12:46.000 I just need to know it's for a university assignment.

01:12:49.000 Kinda like a YouTube video.

01:12:52.000 Yeah, I do have a good hairline. 1.00

01:12:56.000 Just watch my fucking show, dude. 1.00

01:13:01.000 Nick, there's sinners in the chat. 1.00

01:13:04.000 Whatever.

01:13:06.000 I'm just looking for. 1.00

01:13:08.000 Oh, this song's gay. 1.00

01:13:13.000 Not really picking up this. 1.00

01:13:16.000 Okay, this is a good score.

01:13:30.000 So, the problem is that you get lost a lot, but I am an innovator, so I just built myself a road.

01:13:37.000 Pretty epic.

01:13:43.000 I just painted a row.

01:13:48.000 Let's see.

01:13:49.000 Remember, folks, we are looking for ammonium.

01:13:53.000 We're looking for spare parts.

01:13:56.000 We're looking for.

01:14:00.000 We're looking for graphite, if you got it.

01:14:05.000 Slonk it, if you got it.

01:14:14.000 You know, honestly, I could probably just get lost and then find my way back eventually.

01:14:20.000 You know?

01:14:23.000 Right, like, why bother tracking myself and everything?

01:14:28.000 I don't think I got anything better to do than just roam the wasteland looking for resources.

01:14:34.000 And I got enough room.

01:14:36.000 So, why not, right?

01:14:39.000 You ever just sit on your truck?

01:14:41.000 That's so true.

01:14:43.000 Play Apex Legends with E. Michael Jones.

01:14:46.000 Yeah, good idea.

01:14:48.000 Now, let me get him on the phone.

01:14:50.000 And we'll do that.

01:14:55.000 Okay, I think we got some spare parts over there.

01:14:57.000 Spear parts department.

01:14:59.000 Yeah, I'd like to file a potential claim.

01:15:03.000 Let's get through. 1.00

01:15:07.000 The hardest part is navigating the fucking woods and stuff with this big ass. 1.00

01:15:11.000 The good thing is, I got a little drill here. 1.00

01:15:14.000 The problem is, I don't want to go underground.

01:15:23.000 That's going to do more harm than good at this point.

01:15:29.000 Okay, do we have any spare parts to shred?

01:15:32.000 Spare parts.

01:15:35.000 Looks like we do.

01:15:44.000 Okay, that's too big to scrap.

01:15:53.000 Oops.

01:15:56.000 Okay, let me just check the surrounding area, make sure I'm not missing anything here.

01:15:56.000 Oops.

01:16:01.000 Got any spare parts?

01:16:03.000 That's gonna be a no. 0.99

01:16:19.000 Now I'm gonna have to turn this fucking thing around. 1.00

01:16:23.000 Big pain in the ass. 1.00

01:16:24.000 You know what? 1.00

01:16:25.000 Let's just go straight into the mountain.

01:16:26.000 Why not?

01:16:30.000 Well, there might be caves.

01:16:31.000 That's a good reason why not.

01:16:34.000 Let's do it. 0.90

01:16:34.000 What the hell? 0.90

01:16:35.000 I don't really want to go down, but I kind of want to go up. 0.86

01:16:56.000 Here we go.

01:16:57.000 Just like we've encountered.

01:17:00.000 Ah, that's just.

01:17:01.000 I thought that was something.

01:17:02.000 Never mind.

01:17:03.000 Never mind, lame department.

01:17:07.000 Nothing good here.

01:17:14.000 Problem is, I don't have any lights.

01:17:17.000 I think I know something I can pick up later.

01:17:17.000 You know what?

01:17:21.000 I'm not gonna do it right this second, but something I can do about that. 0.96

01:17:28.000 Why is the fucking thrust on here not working when I'm using my thing? 0.91

01:17:34.000 Whenever I use the drill, it's like I can't drive forward. 0.99

01:17:42.000 That's really not cool.

01:17:52.000 I should be able to clear this tree with this. 0.99

01:18:02.000 Problem is all I'm collecting is fucking plants and stuff. 1.00

01:18:14.000 Fucking car is gay. 1.00

01:18:22.000 Why? 1.00

01:18:23.000 Why is it acting like this? 0.99

01:18:27.000 Fucking time. 0.99

01:18:28.000 I start the drill. 1.00

01:18:32.000 What's going on?

01:18:33.000 Am I stuck back there?

01:18:34.000 Maybe that's the problem. 1.00

01:18:40.000 Half the fun of the game is just constantly digging yourself out of gay situations like this. 1.00

01:18:47.000 That's probably the best part. 1.00

01:18:51.000 The truck is loud.

01:18:54.000 Can you put a silencer on it?

01:18:55.000 I don't think that's how it works.

01:19:01.000 In short, no.

01:19:02.000 You know what?

01:19:02.000 Let's just go underground.

01:19:22.000 Look like anything good down here.

01:19:26.000 That's just a bunch of zinc. 1.00

01:19:43.000 This fucking truck is. 0.99

01:19:46.000 I don't know what is going on with this thing, why it's just not cooperating. 1.00

01:19:54.000 But it's making me not happy.

01:20:03.000 Why am I not moving towards? 1.00

01:20:07.000 Yeah, in short, this game sucks ass. 1.00

01:20:10.000 Don't buy it. 1.00

01:20:17.000 What could possibly be going on here?

01:20:22.000 That?

01:20:23.000 Maybe I need two.

01:20:28.000 Maybe I need two drills instead of one.

01:20:44.000 Okay, we're gonna try and lift ourselves up.

01:20:51.000 See, every time, why?

01:20:53.000 Why is this not moving? 0.91

01:20:59.000 I don't know what the fuck that is, but it's making me so angry. 1.00

01:21:30.000 Look at this shit. 1.00

01:21:32.000 Why? 1.00

01:21:32.000 Why is it doing it like that? 1.00

01:21:34.000 Is it because this fucking generator's in the wrong place? 0.98

01:21:39.000 That doesn't sound right to me, but. 0.98

01:21:41.000 I mean, for the hell of it, let me switch it up. 1.00

01:21:53.000 Ah, damn it, so fucking dumb, man. 1.00

01:21:57.000 The ball is up on the key, it all to let down. 1.00

01:22:00.000 The ball is up on the key, it all to let down.

01:22:02.000 He's all to let down.

01:22:12.000 Like, you should be driving up.

01:22:16.000 You see that red?

01:22:17.000 Why is it not driving up?

01:22:22.000 Oh, because I'm going up against a rock. 0.99

01:22:25.000 Don't I have a fucking drill there for that reason? 1.00

01:22:35.000 This game's fucking garbage. 1.00

01:22:37.000 I'll just drive up from where I can in front of my desk. 1.00

01:22:40.000 If I even bam.

01:22:54.000 No more drilling.

01:23:47.000 I forgot I had the Django song on.

01:23:59.000 Why?

01:24:01.000 Why is this not moving at all? 1.00

01:24:06.000 Fuck this, dude. 1.00

01:24:08.000 Fuck this. 1.00

01:24:20.000 Awesome. 1.00

01:24:21.000 I love the glitch where you just don't move at all.

01:24:24.000 I wonder if I even could crawl on me.

01:24:31.000 That's what you're smacking with madness and blindness and astonishment of heart.

01:25:07.000 So let's go down there.

01:25:12.000 See if we can turn it around now. 0.98

01:25:14.000 I've given it a fucking sec. 0.95

01:25:21.000 Awesome, so we're still not moving. 1.00

01:25:35.000 I beat your wears, you talk your back.

01:25:36.000 I beat your wears, you put your back.

01:25:39.000 You're still not beat your wears if you say that game is.

01:25:46.000 Awesome, this is great. 0.99

01:25:49.000 What a fucking fantastic game. 0.99

01:25:51.000 Am I? 0.99

01:25:52.000 Who else is streaming this game right now?

01:25:54.000 I wonder.

01:25:54.000 Anybody?

01:25:56.000 Oh, wow, no, there are.

01:25:59.000 There's people.

01:26:00.000 I'm the second biggest Astroneer streamer right now. 0.97

01:26:05.000 I don't know, am I bad at the game or it's just fucking broke? 0.90

01:26:16.000 I beat your way as if you're not the social worker, see, live here. 0.97

01:26:20.000 I beat your way as if I beat your way as twice, and you're still here.

01:26:23.000 Seven years old, think you put yourself by yourself.

01:26:26.000 You won't fear me if you don't fear no one else. 0.98

01:26:29.000 I've been dealing with this glitch all fucking week, but it usually resolves itself. 0.97

01:26:42.000 But now it's just not fucking happening. 0.99

01:26:45.000 I probably die, none of this. 0.99

01:26:51.000 I probably die with promises.

01:26:53.000 I probably die walking back home from the candy house.

01:26:58.000 I probably die because I know the markets are snitching. 1.00

01:27:04.000 I probably die at these house parties, fucking with bitches. 1.00

01:27:08.000 I probably die from witnesses leaving me foster cues. 1.00

01:27:10.000 I probably die from thinking that me and your hood was cool.

01:27:15.000 I probably die from the line.

01:27:31.000 So that's just. 0.99

01:27:33.000 Are you just fucking kidding me? 0.98

01:27:35.000 It just won't move now? 0.98

01:27:36.000 Awesome.

01:27:37.000 Yeah, that's great.

01:27:39.000 That's really great.

01:27:48.000 You know what?

01:27:49.000 Yeah, not happening.

01:27:50.000 I'm just playing Fortnite. 1.00

01:27:51.000 Fuck this, dude. 1.00

01:27:53.000 It's ass. 1.00

01:27:54.000 Fucking trash game. 1.00

01:28:05.000 What a stupid ass game. 1.00

01:28:07.000 Seriously? 1.00

01:28:10.000 Fucking broke. 0.99

01:28:11.000 Why did this? 1.00

01:28:12.000 This is their big release for their stupid ass space game. 1.00

01:28:16.000 Gay. 1.00

01:28:18.000 Yeah, we're playing Fortnite instead. 1.00

01:28:24.000 I think I might have to update Fortnite.

01:28:33.000 Yeah, so you might have to just call it early then, because game broke.

01:28:41.000 And I still won't buy me a lecture.

01:28:48.000 What is an advisor? 1.00

01:28:51.000 Somebody that's holding my checks just to fuck me over and put my fucking ass in debt. 1.00

01:28:56.000 I read a case about Rihanna's accounting and wonder. 1.00

01:29:00.000 I don't really like it. 0.94

01:29:02.000 Yeah, I'm silly. 0.97

01:29:08.000 Yeah, I'm silly. 0.97

01:29:12.000 What they see from me will trickle down generations in time. 0.58

01:29:19.000 What they hear from me will make them highlight my simplest lines.

01:29:25.000 I'm talking fear.

01:29:27.000 Fear losing creativity.

01:29:31.000 I'm talking fear.

01:29:33.000 Fear missing out on you and me.

01:29:34.000 I'm talking kind of bumming me out.

01:29:38.000 Yo, Gucci main.

01:29:41.000 What's up, buddy?

01:29:42.000 Yellow whales.

01:29:45.000 Yellow big booty.

01:29:47.000 Yellow bones.

01:29:50.000 Yellow lambs.

01:29:51.000 Yellow hemp peas.

01:29:53.000 Yellow watch, yellow charm, rain, shine, yellow living room set.

01:29:59.000 Let me see if I got mine.

01:30:01.000 I don't see no sixes, no twins in my town.

01:30:06.000 Look at this motor knocking because it is a lemon. 1.00

01:30:10.000 I'm not like a Georgia bitches, but you look more like a lemon. 1.00

01:30:15.000 I'm not sour, apple, pillow, bitches. 1.00

01:30:19.000 I'm not fucking with them. 1.00

01:30:21.000 I'm truly stupid, paid, that's just how I feel today. 1.00

01:30:25.000 I'm moving, local scolding serums in my lemonade. 1.00

01:30:29.000 So this is taking a hot minute to load up, huh?

01:30:29.000 Awesome.

01:30:34.000 I'm having a great time.

01:30:35.000 Can you tell?

01:30:41.000 What an awesome.

01:30:42.000 See, way to kill the mood.

01:30:44.000 Unironically, though, way to kill the mood.

01:30:46.000 What do we start out with?

01:30:47.000 Start out with the wrong order from McDonald's. 1.00

01:30:50.000 I got that retard Ashton asking about Portillo's. 1.00

01:30:58.000 Fucking game breaks. 1.00

01:31:00.000 Yeah, what a great morning. 1.00

01:31:03.000 What a case of the Mondays.

01:31:14.000 And now this game's taking twenty minutes to load. 0.97

01:31:18.000 Say Yabby killing her. 0.99

01:31:20.000 I say Yabby killing me. 0.99

01:31:21.000 Oh, they didn't look sick of her. 1.00

01:31:23.000 Cos of rain is lemon hair, cocaine white is sterile. 0.97

01:31:26.000 Yup, interior lemon neck, yellow with the upper trim and not called it the secret white.

01:31:31.000 Yellow diamond, my earring size and apron.

01:31:37.000 Yeah, I smoke that strong a lot.

01:31:40.000 Yeah, I need some wish.

01:31:42.000 All right, here we go.

01:31:43.000 Called it packed a lemon.

01:31:44.000 Top and every yellow lemon white, big bird yellow, yellow polo polo strippers, white and yellow polo sun. 0.99

01:31:52.000 We said, Maybe puppet donkey don't get all these say yes, that's what lemon, homie yaka supply down the feet. 0.98

01:31:58.000 Yellow pop up at the top, yellow bone don't make the chop, put the flop line up the top, and go by me a yellow yak. 1.00

01:32:09.000 Okay, let's play a little apex then, shall we? 0.83

01:32:14.000 I gotta change the game though.

01:32:16.000 Let me just change that real quick.

01:32:19.000 Whoops.

01:32:30.000 I'll play a few rounds of this and I'm out of here.

01:32:34.000 I'm on yellow carpet. 1.00

01:32:35.000 Woke up in the morning to fuck you up all the yellow, Esther Martin, yellow. 0.99

01:32:42.000 I'm walking along the roads. 1.00

01:32:46.000 They all lead to the same place.

01:32:50.000 Oh, is it really?

01:32:52.000 Oh, cool.

01:32:53.000 Hey, come and get it.

01:32:58.000 Huh.

01:33:12.000 This is your champion.

01:33:19.000 Awesome.

01:33:26.000 I'm the jump master.

01:33:27.000 Where are we going to land?

01:33:29.000 Where should I land?

01:33:31.000 Should I go?

01:33:34.000 Maybe I'll go here.

01:33:39.000 I say we land here.

01:33:41.000 What do you think?

01:33:44.000 Baby, if you've ever wondered, wondered whatever came up. 0.64

01:33:52.000 Gay song.

01:33:53.000 I'm living on. 1.00

01:34:00.000 Yo!

01:34:02.000 Okay, this is epic.

01:34:20.000 Trump is tweeting. 1.00

01:34:23.000 Ah, it's a bunch of dumbass boomer stuff in here. 0.99

01:34:28.000 Not happy with it, I have to tell you. 0.99

01:34:30.000 Not pleased.

01:34:31.000 What, did she just abandon me? 1.00

01:34:32.000 What the fuck? 1.00

01:34:35.000 So it's just me? 1.00

01:34:37.000 Awesome.

01:34:37.000 Great game, man.

01:34:38.000 Really great game.

01:34:55.000 Can't promise it's going to be good when I'm a one man squad.

01:34:58.000 Seriously?

01:35:15.000 So, um, oh yeah.

01:35:24.000 What do I got?

01:35:25.000 Prowler?

01:35:28.000 What is a Prowler?

01:35:28.000 Like an SMG?

01:35:29.000 I don't really know.

01:35:32.000 I haven't really played it too much.

01:36:08.000 Yeah, I think I'm good on ammo for now.

01:36:12.000 Let's get one of those.

01:36:16.000 Do I need one for the prowler or is it only for what do you call it?

01:36:42.000 Oh, I'm pretty far. 1.00

01:36:44.000 Shit, I gotta get in the zone. 1.00

01:36:51.000 The song is so epic man. 1.00

01:36:53.000 The song was my whole youth.

01:37:07.000 Could use a little bit of a better shield, though, that would be ideal.

01:37:14.000 and a scope.

01:38:06.000 Five, not that far.

01:38:08.000 Zero, yeah.

01:38:11.000 Hey, yo, what about the A lot of you aren't really enjoying the urban music, but that's alright.

01:38:31.000 That's alright, it's just a little something different, you know?

01:38:36.000 Just ten seconds.

01:38:38.000 All right, now I could do something like that.

01:38:43.000 But I don't know who it is, so I'm watching my back.

01:38:54.000 I can see him when I'm deep in the covers. 1.00

01:38:57.000 When I awake, I'll see the fuck. 1.00

01:39:01.000 Heels a blackhead like our own. 1.00

01:39:06.000 A black suit and a cane like my own. 0.92

01:39:11.000 Somebody takes a chill beat. 1.00

01:39:12.000 The fuck that shit doesn't make a try to kill me. 1.00

01:39:16.000 I'm popping in the cliff when the wind blows. 1.00

01:39:18.000 Every twenty seconds got me peeping out my window.

01:39:21.000 Hey, that's right.

01:39:24.000 No loot department.

01:39:27.000 Hello, no loot department.

01:39:30.000 I'm just gonna kinda hang out on the margins here.

01:39:35.000 Try not to attract too much attention.

01:39:41.000 I gotta be a real survivalist because I'm a one man squad.

01:39:45.000 I don't think I was running in there.

01:39:49.000 Sucker's hair like that move that I ran off the block. 1.00

01:39:55.000 Where did that nigga last week that I shot? 1.00

01:39:59.000 Where did the one I'll be for $5,000? 1.00

01:40:03.000 Oh, funny head.

01:40:04.000 Ah, but it was gold. 0.99

01:40:07.000 I'm a proper butt of suckers. 1.00

01:40:09.000 I'm a motherfucker. 1.00

01:40:13.000 Ah, girl. 1.00

01:40:14.000 I didn't even figure it out.

01:40:19.000 Give me a second.

01:40:20.000 Just like I'm giving you my shield to reach out. 1.00

01:40:27.000 I'm a motherfucker. 1.00

01:40:33.000 I'm a motherfucker. 1.00

01:40:35.000 I'm a motherfuck I don't know what's going to happen in there. 1.00

01:40:48.000 Would have been nice if I had a team there. 0.99

01:40:50.000 Would have been nice if I had, uh, you know, like three people on my team.

01:40:57.000 Alright, well, let's see.

01:41:11.000 I hope that I get a good team this time. 1.00

01:41:16.000 This game is super gay, I agree. 1.00

01:41:20.000 I am in agreement. 1.00

01:41:23.000 I didn't want to play it, but it's the only game that's available right now because Astronauts are being retarded and dumb, and Fortnite has to update. 1.00

01:41:36.000 I'll update Fortnite at a later time. 1.00

01:41:39.000 That's stupid. 0.99

01:41:43.000 The ring is one hell of a beast. 1.00

01:41:53.000 This year, Halloween fell on a weekend.

01:42:07.000 Me and Gettlebore, the trick or treat, and he was a champion.

01:42:12.000 So we speeded up the pace.

01:42:18.000 He was right before our face.

01:42:20.000 He'd be in for a squabble, no doubt.

01:42:22.000 So, all right, where are we dropping?

01:42:24.000 Oh, I'm the jump master, huh?

01:42:26.000 I'm going to relinquish it, actually. 0.98

01:42:36.000 Triple T's on here dropping them motherfucking bees on them, the more I swung hold your breath if you have to breathe then I felt just like a fiend. 0.98

01:42:48.000 It wasn't even close to Halloween. 1.00

01:42:50.000 It was dark as fuck on this place. 1.00

01:43:26.000 This nib is stealing all my loot. 1.00

01:43:28.000 I'm gonna have to go. 1.00

01:43:33.000 Really?

01:43:35.000 Really, bro?

01:43:38.000 Yeah, this is a throwback.

01:43:39.000 Remember this song?

01:43:42.000 Classic.

01:43:45.000 I don't really need that.

01:43:49.000 I'm gonna come help my boys, even though I only got an alternator.

01:43:58.000 But I must do what's right.

01:44:00.000 I'm carrying myself.

01:44:01.000 Some good news.

01:44:02.000 We're in the next ring.

01:44:04.000 Reloading.

01:44:07.000 Break out.

01:44:18.000 I don't even know what the red thing's supposed to do.

01:44:21.000 Oh, yeah, just got an elimination, no big deal. 1.00

01:44:30.000 This fucker better not take my loot. 1.00

01:44:34.000 Fucking asshole, my kill. 1.00

01:44:51.000 I need a better gun though. 1.00

01:44:52.000 My loot.

01:44:54.000 No good loot here.

01:44:55.000 Yo, is that an enemy over there?

01:45:10.000 Oh, yeah.

01:45:12.000 Just another knock.

01:45:12.000 Yeah.

01:45:16.000 I guess I'm just really good at the game or something.

01:45:21.000 No medkit? 0.99

01:45:23.000 Man, that medkit that that fucker took from me would have come in Andrew right now. 0.99

01:45:32.000 I got all the team's kills so far. 0.99

01:45:36.000 Uh, no. 0.99

01:45:40.000 Yeah, you want to give me some health, ass? 1.00

01:45:44.000 That guy took a med kit from somebody that I killed, and I'm the one that needs it. 1.00

01:45:52.000 Made me lose my mind, man.

01:45:54.000 I do something.

01:45:56.000 You got a pop?

01:45:58.000 Okay, thanks, bro.

01:46:03.000 Just so I have a little something on the side here.

01:46:08.000 Charging shields, rebel.

01:46:11.000 Recharging shields.

01:46:27.000 Got a hop up here.

01:46:38.000 Bruh moment.

01:46:45.000 I deserve loot.

01:46:47.000 I've gotten two kills.

01:46:55.000 take this instead how can I just yeah Extended heavy mag here.

01:47:25.000 Level three.

01:47:27.000 Yo.

01:47:28.000 They'll all come.

01:47:48.000 Yo, epic.

01:48:01.000 inside the ring. 0.96

01:48:09.000 Let the beer out. 0.98

01:48:14.000 All my self sad niggers that know me best. 1.00

01:48:17.000 I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex. 1.00

01:48:20.000 Why I made that bitch famous. 1.00

01:48:23.000 I made that bitch famous for all the girls that get picked from Kaye West. 1.00

01:48:28.000 If you see him in the streets, give him Kaye's best. 0.99

01:48:31.000 Man, I really, uh, really missed out on the loot.

01:48:37.000 A man in his store trying to try his best.

01:48:39.000 None at the drop.

01:48:41.000 Didn't get to loot any from the people I killed.

01:48:45.000 And everything's looted here.

01:48:48.000 That's no good.

01:48:50.000 Here, package over here.

01:48:55.000 Ugh.

01:48:57.000 Oh.

01:48:58.000 Last month I helped her with the car payment.

01:49:06.000 You're a great friend.

01:49:11.000 We never let's go this way.

01:49:15.000 I just got to check the plan of a person who did put one up in the sky.

01:49:26.000 The sun is just over there.

01:49:29.000 Woke up and felt the bath.

01:49:32.000 No matter how hard he tried, we never got to death. 0.93

01:49:52.000 New kill leader! 0.77

01:49:53.000 Hands up! 0.99

01:49:54.000 They mad 0.99

01:50:39.000 kids. 0.84

01:50:49.000 very frustrating

01:51:36.000 Here I go.

01:51:49.000 Oh, nice.

01:51:56.000 Good guy, good dude.

01:52:08.000 Is there some other way I can get up there or not?

01:52:22.000 Whatever.

01:52:25.000 Webs, I'm just gonna hang tight up there.

01:52:30.000 I already, yeah, I already got somebody.

01:52:35.000 All it's the same to me.

01:53:21.000 Why would he think it would work better that way?

01:53:35.000 Let's have a recharging shield.

01:53:37.000 Let's go here.

01:53:39.000 Let's pull in the airstrike.

01:53:41.000 Airstrike danger close.

01:53:41.000 Heads down.

01:53:43.000 Reloading.

01:53:46.000 I'll hold you.

01:54:03.000 Some records on what I've told you.

01:54:05.000 Baby, it's bad.

01:54:09.000 No cabs to be had.

01:54:10.000 That didn't really work.

01:54:12.000 Your eyes are like starlight now.

01:54:16.000 I'll take your hat.

01:54:18.000 Your hair looks swell.

01:54:21.000 Mind if I'm moving closer.

01:54:24.000 We'll watch them.

01:54:26.000 I thought they were like right there.

01:54:29.000 Incoming care package.

01:54:30.000 I'm low blue.

01:54:42.000 Maybe it's cold outside.

01:54:46.000 Maybe it's cold outside.

01:54:49.000 How lucky that you dropped the air.

01:54:53.000 Look out the window.

01:54:56.000 Where's the other guy?

01:55:02.000 Gosh, your lips are. 0.98

01:55:08.000 Give me a med kit.

01:55:10.000 I'm just going to go look for one.

01:55:15.000 It's up to your knees out there.

01:55:18.000 I thrill when you touch my hands.

01:55:22.000 How can you do this thing to me?

01:55:27.000 Take a hustle right here.

01:55:32.000 Yeah, I'm ignoring that.

01:55:36.000 I need a med kit.

01:55:39.000 Sorry, not much I can do to help you.

01:55:43.000 I need a med kit actually.

01:55:44.000 I'm sorry.

01:55:56.000 Maybe I'll sneak up behind him.

01:55:59.000 Oh no, they're behind me now.

01:56:08.000 Go.

01:56:13.000 Do I have any?

01:56:18.000 Seriously? 0.98

01:56:20.000 I'm just fucking boned here with no meds. 0.99

01:56:26.000 Alright, I'll 0.99

01:56:56.000 play one more and then I'm done.

01:56:58.000 I don't like this game.

01:57:00.000 I don't like this game, and none of my friends are awake to play with me.

01:57:11.000 And.

01:57:12.000 And that's the way it's gonna be.

01:57:16.000 Uh, oh, am I spectating that?

01:57:23.000 Yeah.

01:57:25.000 Well, I got two kills that round, so.

01:57:27.000 Tear, have a fear.

01:57:29.000 No, you wouldn't do that.

01:57:31.000 And no, I didn't.

01:57:33.000 Lift the day, turn the page.

01:57:35.000 I know it's not the end.

01:57:37.000 Every time I see her face, and I hear you say, Hello, my only one.

01:57:44.000 Remember, love.

01:57:52.000 Keep grinding my teeth and it's making them hurt.

01:58:05.000 Just hello, just hello.

01:58:08.000 And when you cry, I will cry.

01:58:10.000 And when you smile, I will smile. 0.67

01:58:12.000 And the next time when I got this round squared away, this fight will result in death for the weak.

01:58:24.000 So be it.

01:58:26.000 I can't wait to get down there and do a job.

01:58:31.000 Remember who you are.

01:58:34.000 No, you're not perfect, but you're not your mistakes.

01:58:38.000 Hey.

01:58:42.000 Tell me about me.

01:58:44.000 Tell me about more kills than all these guys.

01:58:48.000 People are dissing my skill.

01:58:52.000 Here we go.

01:58:54.000 I'm the judge.

01:58:57.000 I got kills.

01:59:06.000 Looks like I'm the jump master.

01:59:09.000 All right, hope you're ready.

01:59:17.000 There's duties, brothers.

01:59:48.000 Oh, finally got that medkit I was looking for.

02:00:04.000 Attention!

02:00:05.000 First blood.

02:00:08.000 Ah, first blood.

02:00:11.000 Let's go, it begins.

02:00:11.000 Body shield.

02:00:12.000 Level one.

02:00:22.000 Round one.

02:00:23.000 Beginning ring countdown.

02:00:28.000 Just get a little of everything. 0.83

02:00:30.000 What's that purple thing up there? 1.00

02:00:30.000 Oh, whoops. 1.00

02:00:32.000 Right now, we got some new music.

02:00:33.000 Only here on Golf Radio.

02:00:34.000 Look, we're safe.

02:00:39.000 Same thing.

02:00:41.000 Yeah, why not?

02:00:43.000 Might as well.

02:00:45.000 Maybe I'll get a heavy weapon and then it'll come in handy.

02:00:45.000 Might as well.

02:01:02.000 For the boy ain't got time. 1.00

02:01:08.000 Bitches, the better toll carpet, he holds his hoes and his hoes and his bitch looking for a water hole. 1.00

02:01:19.000 You talk to the boy ain't got time. 1.00

02:01:33.000 Born in the clean, it's how I got this far.

02:01:38.000 Boy, I can't believe it that I got this car, so I can save it.

02:01:45.000 Passenger, what boy, like I've ever been.

02:01:48.000 It's first. 1.00

02:01:49.000 Happy birthday, you bitch ass in the yacht. 1.00

02:01:55.000 I'm cursed. 1.00

02:01:57.000 I' Talking to the boy, I'll stop that. 0.61

02:01:57.000 I'm cursed. 0.61

02:02:11.000 Taking my stuff right out of my hand.

02:02:31.000 I'ma be All smiles over here, shout out to the goddess, and I just handle my business like a chessboard.

02:02:54.000 And that the dog boy's been looted or not?

02:02:58.000 I'm off the set, boy.

02:03:01.000 I'm like, we've been looted here.

02:03:07.000 I'm getting tired.

02:03:08.000 I'm getting a little bit drowsy.

02:03:11.000 When I get drowsy, I get a little frustrated.

02:03:14.000 Get a little, uh, a little pissy.

02:03:18.000 Wait, I already.

02:03:21.000 I don't know, I got that.

02:03:31.000 I really want to win, man.

02:03:33.000 Hey, listen, man.

02:03:34.000 I'm that boy.

02:03:35.000 Are you little niggas called a boy?

02:03:36.000 This is just me and this guy? 1.00

02:03:38.000 What the fuck? 1.00

02:03:40.000 Why? 1.00

02:03:41.000 Why do my partners keep leaving? 0.88

02:04:00.000 Yo!

02:04:02.000 Okay, this music be hitting though.

02:04:11.000 Finally, some real European music.

02:04:17.000 This is a little ditty by a man called Rolf Sartorius, a famous German composer.

02:04:30.000 A composer by the name of Rolf J. Sartorius.

02:04:38.000 This is a real name, look it up.

02:04:42.000 so true

02:05:36.000 You know, this song really speaks to me.

02:05:38.000 Very relatable.

02:05:41.000 Very relatable.

02:05:45.000 We've all been there, haven't we?

02:05:49.000 So the lyrics are really, really powerful, you know.

02:05:55.000 What are you doing?

02:05:58.000 Why are you just hanging out here?

02:06:02.000 Look at this.

02:06:05.000 Oh, it's a trap.

02:06:11.000 You care if you Why is he trapping us in here like this?

02:06:34.000 There's a new kill leader.

02:06:37.000 Just another insect if you ask me. 1.00

02:06:54.000 Yeah, I don't know why it's all blacks today. 1.00

02:06:57.000 Like I said, I just threw it on shuffle. 1.00

02:07:00.000 I guess Spotify be like.

02:07:04.000 Oops. 0.90

02:07:05.000 The black playlist vote today. 0.92

02:07:10.000 Yeah.

02:07:14.000 Oh, now what is that?

02:07:24.000 Why are we camping here?

02:07:29.000 Can I block my city again? 0.99

02:07:33.000 Even if I don't hit again, Dog, are you fucking kidding? 0.99

02:07:42.000 My hat, my shoes, my coat, Louis. 0.99

02:07:45.000 Only half the squads are left.

02:07:48.000 Can I blow these up? 0.85

02:07:50.000 And you think, Joking, what the f?

02:07:55.000 My game just closed.

02:07:58.000 What?

02:07:59.000 That guy just talked to me.

02:08:00.000 I thought I had voice chat.

02:08:04.000 All those guys over there.

02:08:06.000 Yo, guys on me?

02:08:08.000 I got guys on me.

02:08:10.000 Guys on me?

02:08:11.000 Oh!

02:08:12.000 I thought I was on automatic.

02:08:26.000 Oops. 1.00

02:08:38.000 Fuck you, you fucking bitch. 1.00

02:08:40.000 I'm gonna finish you right here, right now. 1.00

02:08:44.000 Oh, I might have cost you. 1.00

02:08:47.000 Oh! 1.00

02:08:50.000 What the fuck? 1.00

02:08:51.000 What just happened? 1.00

02:08:53.000 What the f.

02:08:55.000 What was that?

02:09:07.000 Why does this game keep closed again?

02:09:09.000 The window just keeps closing. 0.99

02:09:12.000 What the fuck is that? 0.98

02:09:14.000 And I'm asking about a girlfriend, she had a dark kid, and once he asked about the speedboat, we went in and when you meet me in person, what did you feel like? 0.99

02:09:29.000 I know, I know, I'm in real life. 0.94

02:09:32.000 Yeah, I got another kill.

02:09:33.000 I just get a kill like every match because I'm really good at the game.

02:09:40.000 I'm going to try Astroneer again.

02:09:43.000 And we'll see if that works.

02:09:46.000 Because I really don't like that game.

02:09:49.000 I really don't like Apex Legends.

02:09:56.000 Apex Legends.

02:10:10.000 Now we're the south side.

02:10:15.000 So based. 1.00

02:10:18.000 Shut up, shut up. 1.00

02:10:19.000 Stop critiquing Kanye, you dumb idiot. 1.00

02:10:22.000 Kanye's the best of all time. 1.00

02:10:26.000 Nobody comes close.

02:10:27.000 Nobody.

02:10:30.000 At least, not a rat.

02:10:40.000 Yo, epic song, epic song.

02:10:51.000 Wow, real throwback.

02:10:53.000 Really brings me back.

02:10:54.000 Really brings me back to high school.

02:10:57.000 This is from To Pimp a Butterfly.

02:11:03.000 I remember when that album came out.

02:11:06.000 I remember jamming in this song in particular.

02:11:08.000 One of my favorites on the album.

02:11:11.000 A lot of good ones on there.

02:11:21.000 I remember listening to this song when I was playing golf, actually.

02:11:26.000 I only played golf a few times, but it was one of them.

02:11:42.000 I wonder how Rocket Found is doing.

02:11:44.000 Yeah, I'm sure I got a few more viewers in the game.

02:11:53.000 Alright, let's see if we can figure this out finally.

02:12:03.000 Is it a slot for playing?

02:12:07.000 Jealousy, conflict, emotional conflict, self-defense, under all conflict. 0.98

02:12:14.000 The loudest one did a fool think it does a complex. 0.97

02:12:17.000 Are you joking? 0.99

02:12:18.000 Okay.

02:12:24.000 Okay.

02:12:28.000 All right.

02:12:30.000 Let's just get our hopes up.

02:12:33.000 So far, so good, huh?

02:12:55.000 Okay, we're out of there.

02:13:03.000 All right.

02:13:06.000 You love to see it.

02:13:12.000 Um, all right.

02:13:20.000 Wow, yeah, it only took forever.

02:13:38.000 Let me, instead of driving through it, I'm gonna try and clear this forest out the proper way.

02:14:03.000 This tends to be a pretty good way to clear out the trees here.

02:14:09.000 Okay, beautiful.

02:14:12.000 Beautiful.

02:14:13.000 Perfect.

02:14:17.000 Man, Ted Kaczynski would not be proud of me right now, I guess.

02:14:23.000 But there are certain things that must be done in the name of progress, and I think he would understand that.

02:14:39.000 Didn't we already listen to this song?

02:14:49.000 Yo, okay, this is my jam.

02:14:56.000 epic song.

02:15:18.000 Man, it takes me back.

02:15:20.000 Takes me back.

02:15:38.000 We carried away from you.

02:15:45.000 Sorry about that.

02:15:48.000 What an epic song!

02:16:01.000 Is there an easy way to remove all the trees?

02:16:05.000 Okay, so this is not going to be a good direction either.

02:16:11.000 Maybe I'll go this way?

02:16:21.000 Come on, just leave a move, please.

02:17:02.000 Brings back memories.

02:17:13.000 The only reason I listen to this is because, wow.

02:17:20.000 See, why is my headphones so loud?

02:17:25.000 See, back in the day, I used to have a radio show in high school, and the way it worked was that, so it was a two hour music show.

02:17:38.000 You know, it was weekly, it was two hours, and you would go.

02:17:43.000 You play music and you do little DJ breaks in the middle.

02:17:48.000 And part of the program was that you had to.

02:17:54.000 There were these.

02:17:58.000 They wanted the station to be like an alternative rock station, so they had like new music every month called Rotation Music.

02:18:08.000 And no matter what you were doing, you had to play at least three of those songs.

02:18:13.000 Per hour.

02:18:16.000 So you could do whatever you want.

02:18:17.000 Like my show, I played a lot of rap and a lot of RB and stuff.

02:18:22.000 But no matter what the format was, you had to play three rotations, and it was all like alternative, like indie rock per hour.

02:18:32.000 And so a lot of the music, because I don't really listen to that kind of music, but I listen to a lot of it because we had to play it back in the day, and it sort of brings me back to the old days.

02:18:48.000 It's nostalgic for me.

02:18:50.000 So, no, I don't really listen to that kind of music, but I listen to a few of those songs because it's just, uh.

02:18:58.000 It's like old times, you know?

02:19:01.000 What is this?

02:19:17.000 A lot of nostalgia tracks.

02:19:21.000 Pretty nostalgic kind of a guy.

02:19:33.000 Okay, why, uh.

02:19:37.000 Why can't I drive up here? 1.00

02:19:39.000 Oh, because of that fucking bush. 1.00

02:19:43.000 Really? 1.00

02:19:46.000 You gotta fix this shit, man. 1.00

02:19:47.000 Like, you shouldn't have your whole game derailed because of a fucking bush. 1.00

02:19:58.000 I love when Kanye talks about his mom. 0.99

02:20:01.000 So endearing.

02:20:07.000 Here we go.

02:20:08.000 Can I have another phone?

02:20:10.000 You work like this to keep on the lights. 0.77

02:20:12.000 Mommy got the trainer with her, I can keep on such a great song.

02:20:15.000 Anything in this world, Michael Jackson at the end of the world, he can give you no curl.

02:20:22.000 You never put no head over me, and I love you, but at Mommy's head, you don't need to hear this.

02:20:29.000 Then I started to cry as you knelt on the kitchen floor.

02:20:43.000 Okay.

02:20:45.000 Toss that in there.

02:20:56.000 I'm so proud of you.

02:20:59.000 Such a good song.

02:21:09.000 You stand kind of so true. 0.99

02:21:11.000 Do you talk about the Jews between songs?

02:21:17.000 What kind of question is that?

02:21:24.000 I don't know what you're implying with that one.

02:21:27.000 I don't know what you're implying with that one, sir.

02:21:30.000 The only things we say about Jews is how much we love them, how much we respect them.

02:21:39.000 Oh, wow!

02:21:41.000 I think that's everything.

02:21:49.000 The problem is the terrain is really rough.

02:21:52.000 You know, I ought to take this to the desert planet.

02:21:56.000 Probably be a lot easier there.

02:22:02.000 Excuse me.

02:22:23.000 Good morning, Nick.

02:22:23.000 Hope you're well.

02:22:24.000 Hey, thanks, man.

02:22:25.000 Thanks for the positivities.

02:22:27.000 A lot of negative Nellies in chat, really bringing me down.

02:22:32.000 I'm glad there's a little bit of some good will.

02:22:52.000 You listen to Lil Billy?

02:22:54.000 And where's all the good...

02:23:22.000 I guess I gotta go underground, but I really don't want to do that.

02:23:25.000 I really want to go through all that again.

02:23:35.000 Yeah, I'll go see what that's all about.

02:23:37.000 Isn't it

02:24:13.000 satisfying to see the junk go in?

02:24:19.000 You get a nice little strap.

02:24:38.000 Yo, some more JS for you.

02:24:42.000 Epic.

02:24:44.000 Another excellent selection.

02:25:04.000 See all the scrap metal I can use to buy aluminum.

02:25:07.000 Or I'm sorry, ammonium.

02:25:12.000 is really going to help me out is that all the junk

02:25:43.000 Yeah, I think that's everything.

02:25:45.000 Let's go ahead over there for the big junk.

02:25:52.000 Wait a sec, I need to research the crane. 0.99

02:25:56.000 Put a fucking crane out here. 0.99

02:25:57.000 That'd be awesome. 0.99

02:26:05.000 Looks like I've been here already.

02:26:17.000 Not seeing a whole lot of scrap stuff, honestly.

02:26:21.000 I feel like I was seeing a lot more the first time I went around here.

02:26:30.000 No, not so much.

02:26:31.000 I've not seen a lot.

02:26:32.000 This is too lit.

02:27:00.000 Bro, I can't do this.

02:27:02.000 This is too lit. 0.99

02:27:05.000 The song is so stupid, but it's funny to me. 0.99

02:27:09.000 I like it, okay? 1.00

02:27:10.000 I like it.

02:27:14.000 What is going on over here?

02:27:16.000 What the flip?

02:27:21.000 Somebody was doing a little stuff over here.

02:27:24.000 I wonder what in the world?

02:27:25.000 I don't know what all this is about.

02:27:34.000 It's going in.

02:27:36.000 I don't know what it's about, but it's going in the shredder.

02:27:38.000 I think that might be too big.

02:27:54.000 Lift Why?

02:28:00.000 Okay, is it going in now or not?

02:28:21.000 I don't know, is it really prudent to go mashing all this stuff?

02:28:35.000 Well yeah, because I need the emotion.

02:28:49.000 Can I not?

02:28:51.000 I can't.

02:28:52.000 I can't junk it.

02:28:54.000 Cannot junk.

02:29:01.000 Alright. 0.56

02:29:02.000 On to the next junk.

02:29:10.000 This game's kind of like Minecraft in a lot of ways. 0.51

02:29:13.000 If you're unfamiliar.

02:29:18.000 Well, it's kind of.

02:29:21.000 There are some key differences.

02:29:28.000 Yo, this song takes me back.

02:29:30.000 Another nostalgic track.

02:29:33.000 Straight from SmackDown vs. Raw, 2007.

02:29:36.000 Or maybe it was 2008, I'm not sure.

02:29:43.000 What in the world?

02:29:44.000 This team

02:30:16.000 is so cozy, so good.

02:30:17.000 Very low speed.

02:30:26.000 I should probably just say that.

02:30:31.000 Yeah, we're having a cozy one.

02:30:34.000 Some might say this is like a cozy hour, you know?

02:30:40.000 Like the cozy hour.

02:30:43.000 Yeah, I was a big fan.

02:30:44.000 I played Smackdown vs. Rock 2007.

02:30:47.000 I played SmackDown vs. Rock 2008.

02:30:50.000 I played SmackDown vs. Rock 2009.

02:30:54.000 I played SmackDown vs. Rock 2010.

02:30:58.000 And I played, like, WWE.

02:31:00.000 What was it?

02:31:02.000 It was like Road to WrestleMania.

02:31:04.000 No, that's not it.

02:31:05.000 But it's some kind of, like, WWE Legend or something.

02:31:10.000 Very epic game.

02:31:11.000 Yeah, looks like there's.

02:31:16.000 What's going on over here?

02:31:24.000 Worth it.

02:31:43.000 All this stuff.

02:31:46.000 Then we should be tight.

02:31:52.000 The trash grinder is a bit loud, can't hear you over it.

02:31:56.000 Alright, I'll turn the.

02:31:56.000 LOL.

02:32:00.000 That's so funny to me, I don't know why.

02:32:03.000 Let me turn the game volume down.

02:32:11.000 Okay, is that good?

02:32:14.000 Well, let me test it out.

02:32:19.000 The shredder's too loud.

02:32:22.000 Is that better?

02:32:23.000 Yeah, I think that's better.

02:32:34.000 Let me know if it sounds better or worse, okay?

02:32:45.000 That makes me laugh though.

02:32:47.000 Much better, Grain.

02:32:49.000 Could be here.

02:32:52.000 Very light, that's too sexy.

02:33:02.000 Yo, another one of those old tracks brings back memories.

02:33:06.000 Wow.

02:33:09.000 What a track.

02:33:09.000 I'm not a big fan of the Strokes.

02:33:12.000 However, it was a pretty good song.

02:33:16.000 And, like I said, really takes you back.

02:33:21.000 Yeah, that's.

02:33:22.000 To me, the value of music is beyond just the pure quality, it's also about the memories, you know?

02:33:37.000 We got somebody coming in from Germany.

02:33:39.000 Wow, welcome.

02:33:41.000 What time is it there?

02:33:42.000 Probably later.

02:33:44.000 Later than it is here, that is.

02:33:54.000 Oh, here we go. 0.98

02:34:03.000 It's like a lot of trash over here. 0.99

02:34:06.000 Yo! 0.99

02:34:11.000 Okay.

02:34:14.000 Yeah.

02:34:14.000 I'm thinking it's epic.

02:34:18.000 We just hit the mother load over here.

02:34:26.000 This is exactly what I was looking for.

02:34:54.000 This is basically work.

02:35:09.000 Good stuff, good stuff.

02:35:10.000 This is just.

02:35:11.000 Wait, not that.

02:35:12.000 Not you.

02:35:14.000 This, this is just what we are looking for.

02:35:20.000 I will be damned if I don't get every last piece of ammonium here.

02:35:35.000 Whoops.

02:35:36.000 Oops.

02:35:53.000 This is beautiful.

02:35:56.000 Have you ever seen anything quite like it?

02:36:00.000 You'd love to see it.

02:36:09.000 What a perfect song to do, too.

02:36:13.000 Really powerful vibe.

02:36:28.000 I'm going to run out of town, dude.

02:36:51.000 Yo.

02:36:55.000 Epic song.

02:36:56.000 Hello, epic song alert?

02:36:59.000 song department

02:37:31.000 Raw moment line.

02:38:21.000 Battery, man.

02:38:23.000 It's the, uh, I think it's the mod on here that's draining my battery like a MF.

02:38:30.000 Not cool.

02:38:30.000 And then we got some junk?

02:38:39.000 Yo, you know I like junk. 0.83

02:38:42.000 You know I like that junk all up on me. 0.72

02:38:47.000 There's some junk up there too. 0.93

02:38:50.000 Oh no, actually. 1.00

02:39:00.000 You got your niggers with you. 1.00

02:39:01.000 Oh, you're going to ride in with you. 1.00

02:39:03.000 They go fucking this, you nigger. 1.00

02:39:05.000 Nigger, what I had to do like he's with you. 1.00

02:39:08.000 When my little brother died, I said, Four school. 0.99

02:39:11.000 I picked the burner wall and I got some marijuana.

02:39:15.000 Two years later, swinging, and now you're a bottle.

02:39:18.000 Cloud down the head.

02:39:20.000 Ah, I think that's everything.

02:39:22.000 Oh, no.

02:39:22.000 I'm going to have one black ring.

02:39:25.000 I put the red. 1.00

02:39:33.000 My fucking thing's gonna run out, bro. 1.00

02:39:42.000 You just fucking relax with that. 1.00

02:39:47.000 I'm gonna die here. 1.00

02:39:48.000 Are you joking?

02:39:54.000 I'm gonna have to figure something out because I'm literally about to die here.

02:40:09.000 Oh, okay. 0.88

02:40:11.000 I was gonna say that'd be pretty ridiculous. 0.99

02:40:15.000 Let me fucking cop this guy. 1.00

02:40:29.000 I go hard in the motherfucking paint. 1.00

02:40:33.000 Okay, oh, wait, wait, wait. 0.99

02:40:37.000 Oh, no, it's not.

02:40:42.000 It's not.

02:40:44.000 I need like one more.

02:40:46.000 Come on. 1.00

02:40:47.000 Come on, give me one more. 0.98

02:40:51.000 Come on, I need one more.

02:40:53.000 I need like one more little piece.

02:40:58.000 Give me another little piece, please.

02:41:03.000 All right, it's not gonna happen.

02:41:04.000 Forget it.

02:41:09.000 Yeah, this song's pretty epic.

02:41:22.000 Very depressing song, though, but it's good.

02:41:27.000 It's good for you. 0.65

02:41:34.000 A lot of junk happening here, fellas. 0.91

02:41:39.000 Dunklover's dream over there. 0.91

02:42:13.000 What are my thoughts on Eminem?

02:42:15.000 I never liked Eminem.

02:42:18.000 Honestly, I never liked white rappers.

02:42:20.000 I don't know why.

02:42:21.000 It just always struck me as inauthentic.

02:42:24.000 So, I don't know.

02:42:25.000 Don't read too much into that, like, politically, or people are always like, oh.

02:42:30.000 You know.

02:42:32.000 But, I just never really, uh.

02:42:36.000 For whatever reason, just never really got into it.

02:42:39.000 Also, you know, Eminem, just his style just isn't very soulful, you know?

02:42:46.000 Awesome, glitching out again.

02:42:51.000 Yeah, Eminem, I mean, he's a good technical rapper, you know, and a good lyricist, but I don't care for his songs.

02:43:02.000 They don't strike me as skillful, or rather soulful.

02:43:06.000 They're technically skillful, but there's no soul.

02:43:09.000 You know, like Kanye West isn't a great lyricist.

02:43:12.000 I don't even think he's technically a good rapper.

02:43:15.000 But the beats, but the production.

02:43:17.000 You know, that's the heart and soul of it.

02:43:19.000 And the concept is there.

02:43:22.000 Even when the singing isn't good, you know, the concept is there.

02:43:27.000 Like, for example, let me think of a song that he sings in.

02:43:36.000 Like Ghost Town.

02:43:37.000 The singing isn't amazing, but it's still a good song.

02:43:41.000 It's still a very soulful melody.

02:43:47.000 And the lyrics aren't even superb either.

02:43:50.000 You know, a lot of the songs, the lyrics are kind of weak actually, but it literally doesn't even matter.

02:44:10.000 Okay, I don't know where I'm going, but I hate driving at night.

02:44:15.000 I can't see anything.

02:44:18.000 Yo, what's up there?

02:44:29.000 Nothing.

02:44:30.000 It's a whole lot of nothing, actually.

02:44:35.000 I thought it was something epic, but it's actually nothing at all.

02:44:42.000 Such is life.

02:44:45.000 Such is life sometimes.

02:44:47.000 You think it's really epic, but actually it's not.

02:44:57.000 Ghost Town gives an epic feeling.

02:44:59.000 So true.

02:45:01.000 So true.

02:45:04.000 Let's see. 0.63

02:45:05.000 I got a lot of junk.

02:45:07.000 Where's my thing though?

02:45:11.000 Can you hear how stuffed up I am because of my allergies?

02:45:15.000 Unbelievable. 1.00

02:45:17.000 Because of this fucking dog. 1.00

02:45:30.000 I'm not supposed to have allergies, it's fucking winter. 1.00

02:45:33.000 But this dog, dude, makes it unbearable. 0.99

02:45:41.000 It's stuffed up like way up, too.

02:45:43.000 It's not even like I got a runny nose or anything, it's like backed way up.

02:45:52.000 Come on!

02:45:53.000 Not really in the mood for this.

02:46:10.000 Yo, Archie Bell and the Drells!

02:46:21.000 You have a cat?

02:46:22.000 No, I have a dog.

02:46:26.000 Epic glitch again?

02:46:34.000 Yep, epic.

02:46:35.000 This is a glitch that the developers are aware of, but I guess they will do nothing about it.

02:46:45.000 Tighten up my nicker all day, bro.

02:46:48.000 Tighten up on that page now.

02:46:51.000 Tighten it up.

02:46:54.000 Love Archie Bell.

02:47:01.000 Let's see.

02:47:02.000 I don't really know how big this forest is.

02:47:04.000 It's pretty large here.

02:47:10.000 Oh, whoops.

02:47:13.000 Gotta have the modification on there.

02:47:21.000 Gotta make it mellow. 0.89

02:47:40.000 Yo, yo, we got some junk. 0.72

02:47:44.000 Hey, yo, yo, yo, we got some junk.

02:47:56.000 Can you build a wall in this game?

02:47:58.000 I cannot actually. 1.00

02:48:01.000 Someone says, nice hat, racist douchebag. 0.99

02:48:05.000 Hey, I'm not racist. 1.00

02:48:06.000 I'm Mexican. 1.00

02:48:07.000 Fuck you. 1.00

02:48:10.000 Fuck you, you white piece of shit. 1.00

02:48:13.000 Calling me racist. 1.00

02:48:14.000 You're probably whiter than me.

02:48:17.000 I'm not racist.

02:48:18.000 I love black people. 1.00

02:48:19.000 Shut up. 1.00

02:48:22.000 Have you even listened to this whole playlist? 1.00

02:48:24.000 The whole playlist has been black respect.

02:48:36.000 Jokes, jokes, everybody.

02:48:38.000 Everybody, relax, jokes.

02:48:41.000 Let's clear all this out. 0.91

02:48:50.000 We don't need all that garbage. 1.00

02:48:54.000 Yeah, I hate when white man calls me racist. 1.00

02:49:07.000 It's like, do you not have any self awareness, bro? 0.97

02:49:17.000 I am 2% black. 0.95

02:49:19.000 Calling me racist?

02:49:22.000 Please.

02:49:27.000 After what you put my people through, now you're going to call me racist on top of it?

02:49:34.000 Just go to the show. 1.00

02:49:36.000 Black man can't catch a break in this country, huh? 1.00

02:49:42.000 This is MAGA country, baby. 0.99

02:49:45.000 Hey, yo!

02:49:46.000 This is MAGA country.

02:49:49.000 That's a joke, everybody.

02:49:50.000 Relax. 0.96

02:50:01.000 Call me the junk man.

02:50:13.000 They got to improve this locking. 0.83

02:50:22.000 Let me dump it in there.

02:50:30.000 My neck hurts.

02:50:53.000 Okay, onward.

02:50:55.000 Onward and upward.

02:50:57.000 I think it's one at a time.

02:51:00.000 No, sometimes you can fit two in there. 0.94

02:51:03.000 You know, I'm not even gonna fucking attempt it. 0.68

02:51:10.000 Aw, the song's too sad. 0.96

02:51:20.000 Epic song, by the way.

02:51:21.000 Epic album.

02:51:24.000 Another nostalgic, pivotal moment in the history of Nick Fuentes.

02:51:30.000 What a time.

02:51:35.000 Summer 2017.

02:51:39.000 July 2017.

02:51:41.000 Young Nick Fuentes is at Arlington, Virginia, training at the Leadership Institute.

02:51:48.000 I have the plaque on my wall staring right at me. 0.99

02:51:53.000 Damn, good times, man. 0.99

02:51:54.000 Actually, bad times. 0.99

02:51:56.000 Bad times.

02:51:59.000 Very bad times.

02:52:00.000 But you know what?

02:52:01.000 But that's okay.

02:52:04.000 Because I'm epic now.

02:52:11.000 Because I'm based in Redfield now.

02:52:18.000 Now, that was a rough situation, right?

02:52:26.000 I remember.

02:52:28.000 Bruh.

02:52:30.000 Okay.

02:52:31.000 Story time.

02:52:32.000 So I was at the Leadership Institute, okay?

02:52:34.000 Well, I'll give you so much background, it's completely unnecessary, but.

02:52:40.000 So I was working at UPS, actually, at the time.

02:52:43.000 Okay?

02:52:46.000 I was working at UPS as Unloader.

02:52:50.000 So I was working at the Chicago Area Consolidation Hub, the largest UPS facility in the world, and.

02:52:59.000 You know, the two opening, you know, starting jobs were you either load the trucks up with boxes or you unload the trucks.

02:53:08.000 You unload the boxes off the trucks.

02:53:10.000 I was the unloader.

02:53:11.000 I would unload the, you know, they pull a trailer in, you get in there, you get in the trailer, and there was this conveyor belt that you would extend into the trailer and you gradually dump all the boxes out of the truck.

02:53:28.000 And, uh,.

02:53:31.000 Yeah, you dump them out of the truck.

02:53:40.000 There we go.

02:53:41.000 So you'd put them on the conveyor belt, get them out of the truck.

02:53:45.000 And so I was working there, and the wages were terrible.

02:53:48.000 I would make like $150 in a week.

02:53:51.000 $150 a week.

02:53:54.000 And to be fair, I was only working like three hours a night, but I wanted to work more.

02:53:59.000 You know, it would be like you'd go in.

02:54:01.000 I would go in at 10 o'clock in the evening, and they'd send me home at 1 a.m.

02:54:05.000 And I'm like, bro, can I just work a little bit longer?

02:54:09.000 I don't want to come out here every day for $150 a week.

02:54:15.000 And, um, it's like it takes you 15 minutes, or it takes you about a half hour to get there, so it's just like not even worth my time.

02:54:24.000 But, uh, anyway, so I was working there over the summer, and then somebody had mentioned to me this job opening at the Leadership Institute, which is like this, I don't know, it's like this conservative activist training.

02:54:39.000 Not even training, I guess.

02:54:40.000 It's like just a conservative campus activist network where they handle all the, uh, They start a lot of Young Americans for Liberty chapters.

02:54:49.000 They start a lot of TPUSA chapters.

02:54:52.000 All the conservative college organizations are in some way connected with Leadership Institute.

02:55:00.000 And they also run Campus Reform.

02:55:05.000 If you guys know Campus Reform that reports on all the conservative stuff, that's them. 0.99

02:55:09.000 Fucking, what's his name? 0.99

02:55:10.000 That douche. 1.00

02:55:13.000 What's his name? 1.00

02:55:14.000 Damn it. 0.99

02:55:15.000 Can't think of it. 1.00

02:55:17.000 That guy that's on Fox News.

02:55:20.000 Whatever.

02:55:21.000 He's my nemesis.

02:55:22.000 But he's the editor in chief there, whatever, because his father was best friends with the guy who founded it, Morton Blackwell.

02:55:30.000 But anyway, so I was at UPS. 0.98

02:55:32.000 It was a shitty job. 0.87

02:55:33.000 I'm like, you know what? 0.98

02:55:35.000 I heard about this job, Leadership Institute, where it's like they're paying $14,500 for one college semester where you go across the country and you start conservative college groups.

02:55:50.000 So you go.

02:55:52.000 And you're always on the road, and your job is like every week you got to start like a YAL group or a TPUSA group or whatever.

02:56:01.000 And I was like, this is so epic, I'm in.

02:56:03.000 And so I went there.

02:56:05.000 The deal was that it was a two week job training, it was a three day conference, and then two weeks on top of that, the three week, or rather, it was a weekend introduction to the organization and everything.

02:56:22.000 Like a what do you call it?

02:56:25.000 What do you call it?

02:56:25.000 Like college?

02:56:26.000 It's an orientation.

02:56:29.000 And then after the orientation, then there's like the two week job training.

02:56:35.000 And so I went there and I was like, I quit my job at UPS because it was only a part time gig.

02:56:41.000 It was like a summer job.

02:56:43.000 So I couldn't, you know, take, what was it?

02:56:47.000 Two and a half weeks off to train for another job when my summer job was only like six weeks.

02:56:54.000 So I quit UPS, I'm like, I'll go to Leadership Institute.

02:56:58.000 And, uh, it was like these. 0.99

02:57:01.000 Fucking, like. 0.98

02:57:02.000 I thought it was gonna be nice accommodations. 0.99

02:57:04.000 I'm thinking, oh, I'm gonna be in DC, I'm gonna be hanging out, it's gonna be cool.

02:57:08.000 But it wasn't, dude.

02:57:09.000 It was terrible.

02:57:10.000 The bunks, they have, like, their own building in Arlington.

02:57:14.000 And the, uh.

02:57:16.000 Their, um.

02:57:17.000 Their lodging for the job training was just like a military bunker.

02:57:22.000 It was horrible.

02:57:23.000 All these little bunk beds clustered next to each other in the basement.

02:57:26.000 There was no cell reception.

02:57:28.000 There was no Wi Fi.

02:57:29.000 So, if you want to use your phone at all, you had to like take the elevator up and stand outside in the rain.

02:57:35.000 Well, it was raining a few days. 0.98

02:57:37.000 And that was a huge pain in the ass because I had some things going on. 0.99

02:57:42.000 Don't worry about it. 0.99

02:57:43.000 I had some things going on that were stressing me out. 1.00

02:57:46.000 And anyway, so that was two weeks living like that with all these like Trucon fucking losers and freaks and weirdos. 1.00

02:57:56.000 And I ended up not getting the job because I totally like spurred out my first day there, which to be fair, like I spurred out way, way hard. 0.96

02:58:08.000 But I didn't get the job, not even for that. 0.53

02:58:11.000 I didn't get the job because the first day when they were going around doing introductions, they're like, okay, say your name, like where you're from, and why you want to make Liberty win, or like, you know, something gay like that. 0.75

02:58:24.000 And I was like, well, you know, I'm a conservative because, you know, I don't really care about the economy or anything. 0.75

02:58:31.000 I just see our people are dying, and our countries are not the way they used to be anymore.

02:58:37.000 Paris is no longer Paris.

02:58:39.000 France is no longer France, and you know, I want to save my people.

02:58:44.000 And every, I swear to God, everybody like turned around and they were like, who is this guy?

02:58:48.000 That was, that was incredible. 0.99

02:58:50.000 And the lady who ran, this is the three day, what do you call it, the three day orientation, she literally was a fucking Lebanese immigrant. 0.99

02:59:00.000 So she was like, ah, what he said was racist. 0.99

02:59:03.000 He can't get the job.

02:59:04.000 He's alt right.

02:59:06.000 And so they decided that the day I got there, but I had to stick out the whole, I quit my job to go there.

02:59:13.000 I had to stick out the whole two week training, and they didn't even intend to give me a fair shake.

02:59:24.000 So, that was when I was listening to that album, that Tyler the Creator album, right around then.

02:59:32.000 That was the soundtrack of that whole trip.

02:59:36.000 So that's why it brings back memories.

02:59:40.000 Good times, good times.

02:59:42.000 I'm ready, Snake, are you?

02:59:46.000 And then, of course, there was that time that that video leaked of me saying, oh, I don't know, some pretty controversial things.

02:59:55.000 Seriously? 0.98

02:59:56.000 This needs to fucking change. 0.99

02:59:58.000 Why? 0.98

03:00:00.000 With this glitch, this glitch just keeps happening.

03:00:09.000 My allergies are getting worse since I started taking allergy medicine.

03:00:13.000 How does that work? 0.99

03:00:16.000 I'm gonna fucking. 0.97

03:00:17.000 I don't know what I'm gonna do, but people are gonna be sorry. 0.97

03:00:20.000 People are gonna be.

03:00:22.000 Look, people are gonna be.

03:00:24.000 Hey!

03:00:25.000 You know, I'm not saying anything.

03:00:27.000 I'm just saying people are gonna be sorry.

03:00:29.000 That's all.

03:00:32.000 I'm over here sniffling.

03:00:38.000 I sound like that penguin in Toy Story 2 that's just wheezing all the time.

03:00:45.000 That's me.

03:00:50.000 So, anyway, that's where that, uh, I can't listen to the song.

03:00:53.000 Can't do it.

03:00:54.000 I'm gonna change it as soon as I get through this area.

03:00:58.000 Actually, I'm gonna change it right now.

03:01:00.000 What do you think of that?

03:01:04.000 Yo, more Kanye, just what the doctor ordered. 0.99

03:01:36.000 Alright, back on that trash grind, huh? 0.97

03:01:50.000 Peacekeeping. 1.00

03:01:52.000 Does that shit ever work? 1.00

03:01:53.000 So true. 1.00

03:01:55.000 Nick, any way you could talk to Sammy and get him to drop some content?

03:01:59.000 No, man, I don't know Sam.

03:02:00.000 And if I did, I'm not gonna bust his walls.

03:02:05.000 He's obviously got something going on.

03:02:08.000 That's not my place to interfere.

03:02:10.000 I don't know why people.

03:02:12.000 It's so sick how people harass online content creators.

03:02:15.000 Like, just give the guy a break.

03:02:18.000 He's just a normal dude, you know?

03:02:23.000 He needs to.

03:02:24.000 He needs to create content for us.

03:02:26.000 He owes us.

03:02:29.000 People get very weird about that stuff.

03:02:29.000 Very weird.

03:02:35.000 And I know, because I am a content creator.

03:02:38.000 I get it.

03:02:42.000 The flip.

03:02:44.000 Am I really all out of storage?

03:02:46.000 I feel like.

03:02:48.000 I guess I have a lot of stuff.

03:02:50.000 Pretty soon I'm going to run out of room.

03:02:55.000 I just got to wander around aimlessly until I get home.

03:03:02.000 What the f?

03:03:08.000 Did you ever get a hold of Owen Benjamin?

03:03:10.000 Are you kidding me?

03:03:12.000 I hope you're joking right now.

03:03:17.000 You mean between three hours ago when I said I would and now?

03:03:20.000 No, I've been on the stream today.

03:03:34.000 Did Trump agree to come on the show?

03:03:36.000 Yeah.

03:03:38.000 Yeah, the lineup is E. Michael Jones, Donald Trump, Sam Hyde, and then it's Jesse Lee Peterson.

03:03:47.000 Okay, are you happy?

03:03:51.000 Yo, epic song, but a little bit too sexual for this stream.

03:04:01.000 But very good song.

03:04:03.000 My jam, truly.

03:04:07.000 Truly.

03:04:10.000 I'm turning on my headphones for this one.

03:04:13.000 Ah, but I gotta change it.

03:04:15.000 It's a little funky.

03:04:17.000 Yo!

03:04:18.000 Epic.

03:04:32.000 I'm all out of room.

03:04:40.000 I guess I could get rid of these.

03:04:43.000 I could do this.

03:05:27.000 Probably gonna only have room for like one more thing here.

03:05:30.000 I'll just have to find my way home then.

03:05:32.000 I don't think I'm gonna be able to find my way home very quickly, honestly.

03:05:36.000 It'll take me a while to find my way back.

03:05:47.000 Yeah, but I'm all out of room here.

03:05:49.000 You know, I don't really need another power cell.

03:05:55.000 I'll grind up some more stuff here.

03:05:58.000 Please, they blitz suits the breeze, friendly D shoots the slips.

03:06:00.000 Crazy Daisy shot the shaman, yep, and I shot the gif, and that's the richy sneaky slips.

03:06:05.000 Oh, yo, I got my socks off, my rocks off, my lefties go for Coco.

03:06:07.000 I'll be hobby trying to zombie trying to wobbly, silly, stunt, diggity, dun, d When you're streaming with Red Elephants again, I don't know.

03:06:32.000 I'll have to have him on the show again soon.

03:06:34.000 Because he had me on his stream, which I do credit him for that.

03:06:40.000 Because a lot of people, they just come on my show and they expect to get invited back and they never reciprocate.

03:06:46.000 It's like, well, eh.

03:06:52.000 He could reciprocate.

03:06:54.000 It would be nice if he would reciprocate.

03:06:55.000 That's all.

03:06:58.000 But Red Elephants reciprocates and I appreciate that.

03:07:05.000 Okay, yeah, I think I'm officially full.

03:07:18.000 Well, now it's time to find home.

03:07:25.000 Awesome, but we got the glitch again.

03:07:27.000 Epic.

03:07:29.000 So epic.

03:07:36.000 Let me see if I can scout out where I am.

03:07:42.000 I have no clue.

03:07:46.000 So there's just going to be a lot of aimless driving around until I can find home.

03:08:12.000 Nick, are you up late or early?

03:08:14.000 I am up late.

03:08:22.000 Does Jesse Lee Peterson watch America first?

03:08:25.000 I doubt it.

03:08:39.000 I was already.

03:08:39.000 No, I was just over here.

03:08:56.000 Whoa, No.

03:09:01.000 Yeah, that was a close one.

03:09:03.000 Pay attention.

03:09:04.000 Pay attention.

03:09:06.000 Watch where you're going.

03:09:14.000 Can't really see over this giant shredder.

03:09:18.000 This thing is too big.

03:09:32.000 Epic song by the way.

03:09:41.000 Nick, I go to IIT in downtown Chicago, one of the most diverse universities in the world.

03:09:46.000 I probably used to be a CivNat, but one month after hearing No English, CNN and all TV's Career Flag Pride flags is a CivNat antidote. 0.71

03:09:58.000 So true. 0.71

03:10:05.000 Oh, my Lego collection.

03:10:08.000 You want to see my Legos?

03:10:11.000 They're on the attic, actually.

03:10:16.000 I probably could show you, but they're kind of inaccessible at the moment.

03:10:31.000 I wish I could just, like, can they put a map in the game?

03:10:35.000 Like, how is it that I have a rover, but I don't have a map?

03:10:42.000 It seems like, you know, if you have all this stuff figured out, you know how to make a map.

03:10:52.000 Another epic throwback song, man.

03:10:57.000 Really takes me back to the glory days back in high school.

03:11:01.000 Wow.

03:11:03.000 Back when I was a popular, epic young man, now everyone hates me.

03:11:13.000 Now everyone hates me.

03:11:14.000 Everyone thinks I'm a neo Nazi. 1.00

03:11:18.000 That's okay. 1.00

03:11:20.000 That's okay.

03:11:21.000 We'll see what happens.

03:11:25.000 We'll see what happens when the country changes and they'll be like, oh, maybe he was onto something there.

03:11:35.000 And I'll say, yep, I tried to warn you.

03:11:38.000 But, you don't really like that.

03:11:41.000 You don't really like all that.

03:11:43.000 Yo!

03:11:44.000 Finally home!

03:11:46.000 Okay, this is epic.

03:11:50.000 Just gotta take the road.

03:11:52.000 Yo, wow, what a successful mission.

03:11:55.000 Mission accomplished.

03:11:59.000 Cheer up, Nick, support from Sweden.

03:12:01.000 Thank you, brother.

03:12:04.000 Nickers, what's the point of the game?

03:12:05.000 There is no point.

03:12:06.000 It's just.

03:12:07.000 About exploring.

03:12:08.000 It's about the Faustian spirit of conquest.

03:12:16.000 Yeah, right?

03:12:16.000 Epic song.

03:12:18.000 This was always one of my favorites.

03:12:23.000 We love you, Nikoff.

03:12:24.000 Thanks, bro.

03:12:24.000 Love you, too.

03:12:27.000 NPCs can never be real friends.

03:12:29.000 I don't know. 0.87

03:12:31.000 I have some pretty good friends, but.

03:12:35.000 Oh, but that's a story for another time.

03:12:42.000 Yeah, I honestly, though, you know, a lot of my wistfulness just comes from aging.

03:12:47.000 It's nothing unique or different than anybody else ever.

03:12:53.000 But that's life, right?

03:12:58.000 That's life.

03:13:02.000 You're doing the work of the Lord, Nick.

03:13:05.000 So true.

03:13:09.000 I'm trying.

03:13:11.000 I'm out there, I'm giving it my all. 0.96

03:13:14.000 I'm giving them hell. 0.96

03:13:18.000 Those, uh, you know who's. 0.99

03:13:19.000 I'm.

03:13:20.000 Oh, wait a.

03:13:21.000 Wait a minute.

03:13:24.000 I could have handled so much more cargo than I did. 1.00

03:13:27.000 Stupid, stupid. 1.00

03:13:29.000 I should have built large storage. 1.00

03:13:36.000 That's okay.

03:13:40.000 Pretty successful haul, I say.

03:13:44.000 Look at all this loot.

03:13:53.000 Look at all this scrap, all this ammonium.

03:13:57.000 Very epic.

03:14:18.000 Look at all this stuff I have.

03:14:20.000 It's such a wealthy little colony.

03:14:23.000 Let's see, what do I want to build now?

03:14:33.000 You know, I guess I'd like to build some sort of solar array.

03:14:44.000 I would like a crane.

03:14:46.000 Yeah, we're gonna have to try that.

03:14:49.000 What else?

03:14:56.000 Don't really need that.

03:15:06.000 I guess I would like a portable oxygenator.

03:15:12.000 I'll build the crane.

03:15:14.000 I'll build the oxygenator.

03:15:24.000 I'll build the crane, the oxygenator, then maybe some dynamite.

03:15:31.000 Solar array.

03:15:33.000 I'll just make a ton of RTGs, honestly.

03:15:42.000 Well, let me think.

03:15:43.000 Let me think about it.

03:15:49.000 So, nanocarbon alloy.

03:15:51.000 I'm going to need titanium alloy.

03:15:54.000 I'm going to need graphene.

03:15:55.000 Which means I'm going to need graphite and hydrazine.

03:15:59.000 Let's get a little.

03:16:05.000 Do we have any hydrogen?

03:16:22.000 Why is this really?

03:16:29.000 Where'd it go? 0.99

03:16:35.000 What the fuck? 0.99

03:16:37.000 You see that? 1.00

03:16:38.000 Where did that go?

03:16:44.000 Come on.

03:16:47.000 Just can't catch a break today.

03:16:48.000 There it is.

03:16:52.000 I gotta close the window before I record, cause New York don't know.

03:16:55.000 That's really great.

03:16:57.000 Thank you.

03:16:58.000 Goochie down to the sock like a big pop. 1.00

03:17:09.000 Keep your girl head in my tummy box. 1.00

03:17:12.000 But when it doubts, she is sitting out, cause she knows a freaking time and pretty doubts. 1.00

03:17:20.000 She don't get nothing from a minute out.

03:17:25.000 When she gets a heart, she gets a turtle.

03:17:28.000 I'm gonna sit it out.

03:17:30.000 But I'm gonna sit it out.

03:17:32.000 But I'm gonna sit it out.

03:17:33.000 Um, let me think.

03:17:35.000 What else?

03:17:37.000 I'm gonna sit it out.

03:17:38.000 Let me just dump some of this stuff.

03:17:42.000 So I need.

03:17:44.000 What else?

03:17:45.000 What did I say I was going to build?

03:17:48.000 What do I need to build?

03:17:48.000 Crane?

03:17:52.000 Crane.

03:17:54.000 Titanium, silicone, steel.

03:17:57.000 I need another chemical thing.

03:18:00.000 Let me grab this.

03:18:06.000 That'll make everything go a little faster here.

03:18:21.000 With the asphalt, you can pop ten tahos on.

03:18:26.000 When they go to some graphite, coming for your ice break. 0.90

03:18:31.000 When they're bare face, they come for your light ice.

03:18:34.000 Baby, don't break for me, break for the week.

03:18:38.000 I'm drinking lean and help me sleep.

03:18:42.000 Illuminati, I'm for the street.

03:18:45.000 Never saw my body.

03:18:47.000 We take a body with some titanium over here.

03:18:51.000 Put in work, partner.

03:18:53.000 Put in work, partner.

03:18:55.000 Put him in a dirt. 0.80

03:18:56.000 Shout out that motherland. 0.97

03:18:57.000 12 years old with guns in hand. 1.00

03:18:59.000 They don't ask no questions, nigga. 1.00

03:19:02.000 How they do with bang? 1.00

03:19:03.000 We got it.

03:19:04.000 Nothing.

03:19:05.000 They don't ask no questions.

03:19:07.000 How they do with bang? 0.89

03:19:09.000 Bang. 0.64

03:19:10.000 I said, I do this for them shots.

03:19:13.000 Trinidad, I love you.

03:19:14.000 I do this for them shots.

03:19:16.000 Jamaica, I'm your brother. 1.00

03:19:18.000 I know what makes them be up.

03:19:20.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's my partner.

03:19:23.000 You got a problem with it.

03:19:24.000 Nitrogen.

03:19:25.000 Do I have any right here? 1.00

03:19:26.000 I fuck with Asian niggas. 1.00

03:19:30.000 And I fuck with me, though. 1.00

03:19:32.000 I'm fucked with Haitian Nick. 1.00

03:19:36.000 All they speak is Creole. 1.00

03:19:38.000 I think all I speak is real. 0.76

03:19:42.000 Now, because my hatred, but that don't get no deal.

03:19:47.000 I said, not that don't get no deal.

03:19:53.000 I just not got my deal, but I'll make it in this money. 0.65

03:19:58.000 No record in this struggle, immigration, do nothing but work, And carbon and argon. 0.96

03:20:09.000 So let me go get some carbon and argon. 1.00

03:20:12.000 Let's see.

03:20:13.000 Do I have any carbon here?

03:20:17.000 If not, it's going to be iron.

03:20:21.000 Oh, wait, did I say iron?

03:20:24.000 If I'm out of iron, I'm gonna literally.

03:20:28.000 For real.

03:20:29.000 Oh no, here we go.

03:20:31.000 Almost, almost.

03:20:34.000 Hello, Argon Department?

03:20:34.000 Argon.

03:20:39.000 Yeah.

03:20:40.000 Me again.

03:20:41.000 I'd like to file a claim. 1.00

03:20:44.000 Walking right, a strip designer. 1.00

03:20:48.000 Let me see what planet has iron anyway. 1.00

03:20:53.000 That pretty flock of wretches designing jackets, the same nickel jacket, be the first who claims to be tagged. 1.00

03:21:10.000 My bitch is a movie actress. 1.00

03:21:12.000 That bitch when a beauty passion got a chick that worked that man, but a soul didn't find like a bitch look average. 1.00

03:21:24.000 Right next to the first note was something dope and bucks, loaded lux, put in work. 1.00

03:21:33.000 I think hematite is iron, right?

03:21:36.000 I'm not sure.

03:21:42.000 Gotta get some helium.

03:21:50.000 Where's my helium, bro?

03:22:00.000 Bro, where's my helium?

03:22:05.000 I literally just went over there to get a ton.

03:22:09.000 There it is.

03:22:17.000 Let's see if I could get that portable oxygenator. 0.91

03:22:20.000 That would be pretty sick.

03:22:24.000 What else uses it?

03:22:26.000 Might need for the crane.

03:22:40.000 Titanium, silicone, and steel.

03:22:43.000 So there goes all my...

03:22:45.000 Oh, I am better.

03:23:10.000 Wow.

03:23:23.000 Why am I...

03:23:24.000 Oh, because I'm connected?

03:23:26.000 Let's see if it works, shall we?

03:23:40.000 Why is it not working?

03:23:42.000 So I need a generator or something? 0.99

03:23:45.000 That would be pretty stupid if you needed a generator. 0.99

03:23:54.000 What does? 1.00

03:24:05.000 What is going on with this?

03:24:05.000 Why?

03:24:13.000 what is I see a fight breaking out in the live chat.

03:24:37.000 What is it about?

03:24:45.000 Somebody give me a hard time about playing video games.

03:24:49.000 I love that.

03:24:50.000 I love the life advice.

03:24:52.000 Thank you.

03:24:54.000 Let's see.

03:24:56.000 But the better question is how do I get this portable oxygenator to work?

03:25:01.000 Yeah.

03:25:03.000 I think that's the real question on everybody's mind here.

03:25:08.000 Well, I'm pressing F, so what's the holdup?

03:25:15.000 I just use nano carbon alloy to build that.

03:25:18.000 That's no small feat.

03:25:23.000 Alright, well, I'll get started on this then.

03:25:25.000 Silicone.

03:25:36.000 Quartz, resin, methane.

03:25:38.000 Easy, easy, easy.

03:25:42.000 Quartz, resin, methane.

03:25:53.000 Is that methane?

03:25:55.000 You got it.

03:26:07.000 I need that.

03:26:08.000 I need titanium.

03:26:13.000 And I need steel.

03:26:27.000 What's in steel again?

03:26:30.000 Carbon.

03:26:31.000 Do I eat?

03:26:31.000 I don't have any.

03:26:34.000 Carbon, I don't believe.

03:26:38.000 Or do I?

03:26:41.000 Hey!

03:26:44.000 And my last iron, I think.

03:26:47.000 I have to go stop and get some.

03:26:51.000 Yeah, it's hermitite, actually.

03:26:56.000 Argon.

03:26:59.000 Argon department, please.

03:27:12.000 Finally, I'll have my crane here.

03:27:17.000 Hey, big guy, did you do any other IRL debates besides for you and with Will at CPAC?

03:27:24.000 No.

03:27:25.000 No, no IRL debates.

03:27:29.000 I believe those have been the only two.

03:27:34.000 And obviously, the Will Chamberlain thing was totally impromptu.

03:27:41.000 It wasn't like we had.

03:27:42.000 Planned getting into a debate like that.

03:28:03.000 You know, maybe that drill would work better on a medium rover as opposed to a big one.

03:28:08.000 Now that I think about it.

03:28:16.000 Let's take a look at how this, uh, crane operates.

03:28:46.000 Huh.

03:28:57.000 Come on, what are you?

03:28:59.000 How does it work here?

03:29:02.000 What are you supposed to do?

03:29:03.000 I don't understand.

03:29:33.000 I don't get it.

03:29:43.000 Like, what are you even supposed to pick up and put down and stuff?

03:29:55.000 Yeah, very confused what that's all about.

03:29:58.000 Maybe you put a drill head on there?

03:30:01.000 Let's see if that works.

03:30:04.000 Ah, now we're getting somewhere.

03:30:11.000 Why doesn't it prompt me to get in?

03:30:30.000 Right leg like when you get in Yo, okay.

03:30:53.000 I'm liking it.

03:30:59.000 Oh, hey, yo, let's do this.

03:31:13.000 Let us do this and that.

03:31:21.000 This is about to be seriously epic.

03:31:34.000 I wonder how many mods I don't know if that's actually.

03:31:50.000 I doubt this is going to work.

03:32:12.000 I don't really understand what the point of this is.

03:32:15.000 Like, why?

03:32:22.000 Is there any utility for this?

03:32:33.000 Like I could I could do more quickly without this Let me go take it out to like a test area.

03:33:19.000 Let's see if I can use it on this forest area.

03:33:26.000 Ah!

03:33:26.000 UGH!

03:33:29.000 I forgot to put the power source back on.

03:33:34.000 Oops.

03:33:35.000 I'm gonna have to go back and get it.

03:33:45.000 But first, let me get in here, man.

03:33:47.000 Why?

03:33:49.000 Why is this crane so uncooperative?

03:33:57.000 Why?

03:33:57.000 Why can't I just click on it?

03:34:00.000 This is fucking stupid, man. 1.00

03:34:13.000 Do you see that? 1.00

03:34:13.000 Do you see how it just goes away like that? 1.00

03:34:15.000 Why?

03:34:59.000 here Oh, there's, uh, yo.

03:35:06.000 Ammonia.

03:35:23.000 I'm gonna Google how to use this portable oxygenator.

03:35:34.000 This is a tool used to generate oxygen using power combined with two small wind turbines or two small solar panels. 0.97

03:35:53.000 Seems kind of stupid, like, it seems like it uses a lot of energy. 0.97

03:36:01.000 That's not very portable, is it? 0.98

03:36:53.000 Was I, uh...

03:36:54.000 Oh, yeah.

03:36:59.000 Gotta go to deliver the goods.

03:37:07.000 I'm getting sleepy.

03:37:39.000 Alright.

03:37:42.000 Yeah, I don't know.

03:37:42.000 I'm not really digging it.

03:37:43.000 I mean, it's.

03:37:44.000 I don't know.

03:37:44.000 Kind of cool, but I

03:38:33.000 guess it's kind of cool Cleaning this stuff out.

03:38:46.000 Yeah, pretty neat.

03:38:48.000 Yeah, okay, I'm satisfied with it.

03:38:50.000 I'm really disappointed with the oxygenator, though. 1.00

03:38:53.000 That was pretty stupid. 0.99

03:38:57.000 Use your crane with drill head. 1.00

03:39:02.000 That's what I'm doing.

03:39:05.000 Duh.

03:39:07.000 What do you think I'm doing?

03:39:08.000 What do you think I'm using?

03:39:11.000 Hello?

03:39:12.000 I'm using the drill head.

03:39:14.000 Oh my gosh.

03:39:15.000 Can you believe this guy?

03:39:23.000 Alright, I'm gonna go.

03:39:29.000 What planet should I visit?

03:39:30.000 I guess I should probably visit one with iron.

03:39:39.000 Going back to Glacio.

03:39:41.000 Glacio, it's gonna be there, huh?

03:39:43.000 Wait.

03:39:44.000 Do they have, um.

03:39:47.000 So, no.

03:39:48.000 I'm sorry.

03:39:48.000 That's the wrong one.

03:39:51.000 Okay, they got argon.

03:39:52.000 I'll have to pick up some argon while I'm there, also.

03:39:56.000 Yo!

03:39:58.000 Epic song.

03:40:15.000 Great song.

03:40:16.000 We've known each other since we were done.

03:40:22.000 Together we find human dreams.

03:40:28.000 Um, I'm going on Glacio.

03:40:38.000 What am I gonna need?

03:40:40.000 What am I gonna need though?

03:40:41.000 Probably not gonna need that.

03:40:42.000 Probably not gonna need that.

03:40:47.000 Or that.

03:40:49.000 Or even the oxygenator.

03:40:51.000 I think that's gonna hold me back.

03:40:57.000 Let's just go.

03:41:00.000 Basically empty handed.

03:41:05.000 And we'll just see how it goes, right?

03:41:09.000 Let me just create some.

03:41:12.000 Things here.

03:41:18.000 Maybe I'll bring a medium generator, actually.

03:41:38.000 Tungsten and aluminum.

03:41:40.000 Okay.

03:41:42.000 Do I have any?

03:41:45.000 I don't think I have any aluminum.

03:41:53.000 A lot of titanium, not a lot of aluminum.

03:42:01.000 Here we go.

03:42:03.000 Oh no, that's tungsten.

03:42:11.000 Off the trade for it

03:42:48.000 How can Jared Hole watch this and think Nick is a bad guy?

03:42:52.000 That's what I think to myself all the time.

03:42:55.000 That's why I just want to talk to him because I don't know how anybody can.

03:43:02.000 I don't understand where the animosity comes from.

03:43:07.000 All the.

03:43:08.000 Ironically, all the hate and negativity that he thinks I'm out there peddling.

03:43:17.000 I'm just an e boy. 1.00

03:43:20.000 Jamming to some old tunes, playing a little Astroneer, and I got this fucking homo Jared Holt always on me. 1.00

03:43:29.000 Always busting my chops. 1.00

03:43:33.000 Like, what's the deal with that?

03:43:34.000 What's the deal with that, big guy?

03:43:42.000 And you say Shah City, Shah City, Shah City.

03:43:53.000 Perfect song.

03:43:55.000 You can really only appreciate the song if you're from Chicago, actually.

03:43:59.000 Otherwise, without you really getting it.

03:44:03.000 What I love most, she had so much soul.

03:44:05.000 She said, Excuse me, little homie.

03:44:06.000 I know you don't know me, but my name is Wendy, and I like to blow trees, and from that point, I never blow her off. 1.00

03:44:13.000 Niggas come from out of town, I like to show her off. 1.00

03:44:16.000 They like to act. 1.00

03:44:17.000 She like to tone them off and make them straighten up they hat cause she know they soft.

03:44:21.000 And when I grew up, she showed me how to go downtown and at night time my face lit up.

03:44:26.000 So I was down and I told her in my heart is what she always be.

03:44:30.000 She never messed with entertainers cause they always leave.

03:44:32.000 She said it felt like they walked and drove on me.

03:44:35.000 Knew I was gang affiliated, got on TV and told on me.

03:44:38.000 I guess that's why last winter she got so cold on me.

03:44:41.000 She said, yeah, keep making that, keep making that platinum.

03:44:44.000 I'll make a medium platform.

03:44:47.000 Also, well, actually, before I do that, let me just take a look here.

03:45:00.000 Very low sun, very high wind, yeah.

03:45:03.000 Just as I suspected.

03:45:06.000 But if you really cared for it, then you wouldn't have never hit the airport to follow your dreams.

03:45:11.000 Sometimes I still talk to a present.

03:45:15.000 It seems like she talking about me She said you left your kids, and they just like you They wanna rap and make soul beats, just like you But they just not you, and I just got through Talking about what niggas tryna do, just not new Now everybody got the game figured out all wrong I guess you never know what you got till it's gone I guess that's why I'm here and I can't come back home And guess when I heard that, when I was back home Every interview I'm representing you, 0.96

03:45:41.000 making you proud Reach for the stars, so what you fall, you land on the cloud Carbon is going to be my fuel for the generator. 0.93

03:45:51.000 And I'm going to need a platform for the generator also.

03:45:54.000 Just in case you're wondering what I'm up to here.

03:45:58.000 Just in case you're wondering hey, what's old Nicky Boy up to over there?

03:46:03.000 That is what I am up to.

03:46:07.000 Alright.

03:46:14.000 Why is this down on my box?

03:46:20.000 Did I have.

03:46:21.000 No, okay. 0.99

03:46:22.000 I thought that was a ladderite, I was going to say.

03:46:26.000 Let me fill up one of these.

03:46:29.000 Got to get some more resin.

03:46:35.000 Boost mod.

03:46:38.000 Okay. 0.83

03:46:44.000 And fill that guy up. 0.96

03:46:46.000 Do some more resin.

03:46:48.000 Build some more medium storages.

03:46:54.000 Then I'll be all sacked again. 0.92

03:47:23.000 Oh!

03:47:25.000 When the bells Yo, epic song.

03:47:38.000 Hello, epic department.

03:47:41.000 Yeah, I'd like to file a claim, please.

03:47:50.000 Hello, resin.

03:47:51.000 What the f why do I have all these extenders?

03:48:13.000 Just preparing for my next voyage here.

03:48:25.000 This might be the coziest stream yet.

03:48:27.000 So true.

03:48:29.000 Number one political commentator and number one gamer.

03:48:32.000 So true.

03:48:34.000 I'm an epic gamer.

03:48:35.000 Does this song remind you of that story you told earlier about coming back and going through?

03:48:39.000 No, no.

03:48:41.000 I don't know.

03:48:42.000 I forget.

03:48:43.000 This song isn't really.

03:48:45.000 This is just a good song.

03:48:47.000 This song doesn't really remind me of anything.

03:48:50.000 I just like it.

03:48:58.000 I'm trying to think when I, um.

03:49:03.000 Like, when I was really into it.

03:49:07.000 Actually, you know what?

03:49:08.000 I can find that out.

03:49:09.000 Let me pull up my Spotify.

03:49:16.000 It'll tell me what day.

03:49:20.000 Or the date that I downloaded it.

03:49:34.000 So, this would have been November 11th, 2017, is when I downloaded this.

03:49:41.000 Let me think what was going on in my life.

03:49:47.000 I was, uh.

03:49:52.000 Okay.

03:49:54.000 Yeah, I probably downloaded this while I was playing Civilization, honestly.

03:49:58.000 But I don't really remember.

03:50:14.000 I remember Paul Town turned me out of this artist.

03:50:22.000 He posted something about it on his Twitter.

03:50:28.000 Way back when, yep.

03:50:32.000 Yes, sir, things were much different back then.

03:50:35.000 Different time.

03:50:46.000 Ah, epic

03:51:19.000 song.

03:51:19.000 I'm not really in the mood for it, though, right now, honestly.

03:51:32.000 I don't know the truth.

03:51:43.000 Yo, epic song.

03:51:47.000 Real classic.

03:51:56.000 Um, let me think.

03:51:58.000 What else am I gonna need on there?

03:52:00.000 You always won every time you play this good there.

03:52:09.000 You're still damn good.

03:52:11.000 No one's gotten to you yet. 0.83

03:52:35.000 Why am I walking so slow?

03:52:38.000 Why can't I jump?

03:52:51.000 Why is not letting me let go of this?

03:53:03.000 Ummmm.

03:53:04.000 I don't know. 0.99

03:53:07.000 Well, I'll just fucking check it out. 0.96

03:53:11.000 I just don't really need a ton of stuff. 0.96

03:53:14.000 Because I've been to this planet before, so.

03:53:19.000 Let's just go.

03:53:24.000 Feeling wistful for the Nick and James days.

03:53:26.000 Missed the awkward silence and arguments.

03:53:30.000 You might be the only one, my friend.

03:53:37.000 Oh, good times, though.

03:53:39.000 Thing is, I mean, we really.

03:53:41.000 I don't know.

03:53:45.000 I mean, we really didn't know each other.

03:53:47.000 We met literally one time.

03:53:52.000 And, you know, probably for less than six hours we hung out.

03:53:58.000 Probably a lot less.

03:54:01.000 So, on the one hand, yeah, I mean, that was a certain time in my life and everything, but.

03:54:08.000 And we did a podcast and everything, but.

03:54:14.000 We really only knew each other for five months, and like I said, only met one time.

03:54:24.000 And things are pretty rocky towards the end, anyway, so it's not like.

03:54:28.000 I don't know.

03:54:30.000 You know what I'm saying?

03:54:40.000 I should have brought a landing pad, but I forgot I didn't have one here.

03:54:49.000 Alright, well, let's pump out some argon, shall we?

03:55:08.000 Yo.

03:55:16.000 More epic JS by myself, yes, please.

03:55:21.000 Don't wait to whip my hook.

03:55:25.000 Who doesn't care about my health?

03:55:27.000 I can do, baby.

03:55:29.000 Ah, is it?

03:55:37.000 I needed a platform for this, too.

03:55:39.000 Oops, baby. 0.78

03:55:45.000 Say that.

03:55:53.000 You know, what do I need like one resin to build a platform?

03:56:00.000 I might as well.

03:56:01.000 I don't see if I could top one of those real quick baby.

03:56:31.000 What an epic song.

03:56:57.000 No resin.

03:57:03.000 I should have brought a lot of stuff, but I didn't even know.

03:57:06.000 I totally forgot what I had going on down here.

03:57:10.000 Oh, here we go.

03:57:15.000 Hey, perfect.

03:57:16.000 Oh, wow.

03:57:16.000 Just like the doctor ordered, huh?

03:57:23.000 Get back together.

03:57:25.000 yeah i'm all right what an epic song How could you beat this?

03:57:51.000 You literally cannot.

03:57:54.000 Simply nothing else compares.

03:57:58.000 Nothing else compares to this.

03:58:14.000 I just need some vegetation.

03:58:18.000 Another epic song.

03:58:21.000 Little Tyler the Creator and Kanye West.

03:58:29.000 Song reminds me of Boston University.

03:58:34.000 Times.

03:58:34.000 Good times, man.

03:58:35.000 Oh, all

03:59:26.000 right, all right, let's go, let's go.

03:59:29.000 Hurry it up, please. 0.80

03:59:58.000 It continues to be hilarious to me that when black people say things like, oh, the white man is terrified of black people having ideas or education or something, like, I don't know why that's so funny to me, but it's like, well, it's just total fiction, I guess, is why it's funny. 0.92

04:00:19.000 You know, the idea that, oh, no, don't teach him how to read. 0.78

04:00:24.000 Our days are numbered.

04:00:25.000 If they just, it was just a level playing field.

04:00:30.000 Like, no way, dude.

04:00:31.000 How come my keyboard's all right?

04:00:33.000 There we go.

04:00:34.000 Every joke you tell, just be extra funny.

04:00:39.000 I mean, you can even dress extra bummy. 0.88

04:00:41.000 Cocaine, grapple, break nose, extra bummy. 0.97

04:00:48.000 And I gave you all I got, you still won't extra from me.

04:00:52.000 Oxford won a full blown lecture from me.

04:00:54.000 And the lexical, like hot, I studied the proportions, emotions running out of auto bond speed, level, battle, grief, and fear.

04:01:52.000 I think I'll take four of these canisters and then I'll be satisfied.

04:02:39.000 Alright, I'll get the last one when I return.

04:02:50.000 Hey, wait a second.

04:02:51.000 Bro, I'm pretty sure all that is iron.

04:02:54.000 Yeah, why would I even bother going into the cave if I could just literally scoop it up off the surface, right?

04:03:03.000 Am I right?

04:03:23.000 Eric's sermon was Alright, let me just get a little carbon stuff here.

04:03:53.000 Yo!

04:03:57.000 Okay.

04:03:59.000 Epic.

04:04:04.000 Remember when Barack Obama ruined this song by singing it?

04:04:27.000 Yeah, I'll just go up, grab some of that iron, and then I'm gone, dude.

04:04:33.000 And then it's.

04:04:35.000 What an easy score!

04:04:42.000 What an easy score this was!

04:04:53.000 Don't care. 0.82

04:04:53.000 I'm going to need to charge up right quick. 0.82

04:05:08.000 Why are you doing this, bro?

04:05:15.000 Whatever.

04:05:28.000 Should have brought my RTG?

04:05:29.000 Here.

04:05:30.000 Honestly.

04:06:00.000 this game epic, though?

04:06:01.000 So cozy. 0.97

04:06:02.000 Like, pack up all your shit on the rocket, get a little tractor out, you know, all your little tools and things, extract some resources, fly back. 0.99

04:06:15.000 So, so cozy, so epic. 0.98

04:06:20.000 Very, very much a fan of the whole thing.

04:06:35.000 I really need to make an RTG for every planet.

04:06:38.000 That would make everything so much easier.

04:06:40.000 If I had everything that I had at home on every planet, then this would be a breeze.

04:06:46.000 It would be a real breeze.

04:06:53.000 I know.

04:06:59.000 Okay.

04:07:02.000 Okay, epic song So based in Redfield.

04:08:29.000 Okay, go grab some more iron.

04:08:35.000 I don't know.

04:08:35.000 Should I get some titanium?

04:08:37.000 I think I'm.

04:08:39.000 I always feel like I'm good on titanium, but I don't know.

04:08:42.000 I thought I was good on iron, too.

04:09:03.000 Very tedious, I will say, at times.

04:09:06.000 Ah, whatever.

04:10:07.000 I'm just going to bounce.

04:10:11.000 I've got enough iron.

04:10:26.000 Then I'm going to go down and get some titanium.

04:10:31.000 They should be in good shape.

04:11:14.000 Um, pause.

04:11:18.000 Creepy song.

04:11:26.000 Yo, epic song.

04:11:29.000 Most epic song of all time.

04:11:50.000 Oh, wait, I should probably.

04:11:52.000 Tell me.

04:11:53.000 I should probably dump all this iron off.

04:12:33.000 Oh, wow.

04:12:34.000 Done already.

04:12:37.000 Very powerful.

04:12:41.000 Let's pop that there.

04:12:44.000 Whoops.

04:12:49.000 Now, what do I need?

04:12:53.000 A couple of resin.

04:13:05.000 Can you zoom the camera out in-game?

04:13:08.000 Yeah, I think so.

04:13:15.000 And you can emote.

04:13:18.000 I'm doing the Fortnite dance.

04:13:29.000 You stole my soul, and that's a pain I can do without.

04:13:41.000 Let's see.

04:13:43.000 Just need some of that titanium, and then we're all good to go.

04:13:50.000 I'll take a couple of resin and then some titanium.

04:14:16.000 I could use some laterite TBH, but I could get that anywhere, I guess.

04:14:24.000 Trying to focus on that titanium.

04:14:28.000 I don't know,

04:14:57.000 the laterite is very, very tempting.

04:15:02.000 I'll have to snag some on my way up.

04:15:05.000 Depending on what kind of stuff I find down here.

04:15:18.000 Good on you.

04:15:25.000 Yeah, if I could find a ton of titanium, then I guess I don't have any room.

04:15:34.000 But I'm not seeing any so far.

04:15:46.000 Yeah.

04:16:05.000 I'll have to grab that rock on the way up.

04:16:10.000 Very important.

04:16:24.000 Oh, did I really?

04:16:27.000 Did I really not go that far at all? 0.99

04:16:29.000 What the fuck? 0.99

04:16:33.000 I gotta go find. 1.00

04:16:35.000 Let's.

04:16:37.000 I thought I went really deep in.

04:16:38.000 I guess not, huh?

04:17:15.000 To go up, get some compound, build some tethers, climb all the way back down. 1.00

04:17:25.000 Pain in the ass. 1.00

04:17:34.000 Hmm. 0.99

04:17:46.000 Nick, have you seen Drive?

04:17:53.000 It's got some hidden messages about them.

04:17:56.000 Yea, I've seen Drive.

04:17:58.000 Pretty good.

04:18:00.000 What did I get on my ACTs?

04:18:07.000 I didn't take the ACTs.

04:18:10.000 I took the 8, er, the SAT.

04:18:12.000 I took the ACT, not the SAT.

04:18:15.000 He asked me what my SAT is.

04:18:17.000 I didn't take the SAT.

04:18:21.000 Me, I took the ACT instead.

04:18:25.000 How could you be so honest?

04:18:30.000 How could you be so honest?

04:18:33.000 How could you be so Dr. Evo?

04:18:35.000 You're bringing out a Saturday meeting at home.

04:18:50.000 That's my groove, I'm cause I already know Oh, where'd my, uh, rock go?

04:19:15.000 I'll grab a couple more ladder right before I get out of here.

04:19:20.000 Just because it's so easy, I have what a couple of spaces left.

04:19:27.000 Why the hell not?

04:19:46.000 Why does 808 get a bad rap?

04:19:48.000 Bro, who does 808 get a bad rap from?

04:20:04.000 What did I get on my ACTs?

04:20:05.000 None of your business.

04:20:07.000 But I did extremely well.

04:20:12.000 But it's none of your business.

04:20:13.000 I'm not telling you.

04:20:15.000 People always asking me my personal information.

04:20:20.000 Charlie Manson1488 asks, What did you get on your ACTs?

04:20:29.000 Answer is no.

04:20:30.000 Low score confirmed.

04:20:32.000 You can believe that if you want.

04:20:37.000 See, when you're smart, when you're actually smart, you don't have to prove anything to anybody.

04:20:42.000 You got a low score on your ACT, oh, okay.

04:20:46.000 Sure.

04:20:48.000 Plug that in.

04:20:49.000 Oh, but I'll just have to come back for it.

04:20:59.000 The songs, I like the songs, kind of lame.

04:21:04.000 This is not a

04:21:53.000 whole lot of room left here.

04:21:55.000 Let me see if I can't get.

04:21:58.000 Hey, there we go.

04:21:59.000 That's what I was looking for. 0.84

04:22:05.000 See if I can get some more tethers. 0.88

04:22:14.000 Let's try and find some aluminum.

04:22:16.000 This generator's

04:23:13.000 really slow.

04:23:27.000 Oh, my neck.

04:23:29.000 I gotta get a better chair.

04:23:30.000 I gotta get a gamer chair.

04:23:35.000 I gotta do a GoFundMe like Beardson.

04:23:57.000 Oh, I don't even think...

04:23:59.000 That's not even connected to me.

04:24:02.000 Whoops.

04:24:08.000 Oh, it's Mark, by the way.

04:24:11.000 There we go.

04:24:15.000 Oh, a classic.

04:24:18.000 A real classic.

04:24:30.000 Now, this could only happen to a guy like me, and only happen in a town like this.

04:24:44.000 So, may I say to each of you most gratefully, okay?

04:24:53.000 Now, I'm ready.

04:24:54.000 One of you.

04:25:08.000 You know, honestly, in order to get titanium, I'm going to have to go really far down.

04:25:27.000 I don't really feel like going super far down.

04:25:31.000 Maybe I'll just.

04:25:32.000 Maybe I'll just not.

04:25:35.000 I'll.

04:25:36.000 I'll go as far as the tethers do, and we'll see.

04:25:46.000 Yeah.

04:25:47.000 Or maybe I'll just come back for the Titan.

04:25:51.000 Well, hang on.

04:25:53.000 Let me take a look.

04:25:56.000 Whoops.

04:26:01.000 Oh, this is our primary deal.

04:26:06.000 Where else can I get Titanite?

04:26:08.000 Visania?

04:26:10.000 Never been there.

04:26:14.000 You know what?

04:26:15.000 Why don't I just crawl the surface instead?

04:26:25.000 I'll just get on the tractor.

04:26:40.000 Oh boy, here we go. 0.99

04:26:42.000 Radio Storm says we live in an age where you can build an entire culture around anal sex and venereal disease. 0.99

04:26:50.000 And they parade the streets with giant dildos and call it pride. 0.99

04:26:55.000 But say you're proud to come from a people that gave the world Aristotle, Shakespeare, and Beethoven, and you're called a monster. 0.97

04:27:02.000 Right on, man! 0.92

04:27:04.000 Yeah!

04:27:06.000 Yeah, you said it, bro.

04:27:11.000 Well, Nibba's acting different today.

04:27:16.000 Right on, dude!

04:27:21.000 You know, that's so true! 1.00

04:27:24.000 Shut up. 1.00

04:27:26.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

04:27:29.000 Oh my god, why? 1.00

04:27:31.000 Why are people acting like this?

04:27:33.000 I don't.

04:27:35.000 I don't understand.

04:27:46.000 It was really going off today.

04:27:47.000 They're really feeling Europa.

04:27:57.000 What the flip?

04:28:18.000 You know what?

04:28:21.000 Ooh.

04:28:29.000 Try another trailer.

04:28:41.000 I guess this will do.

04:28:48.000 Such an epic song, by the way.

04:29:05.000 BOOM!

04:29:07.000 Jeez.

04:29:09.000 That was like a half aborted sneeze.

04:29:12.000 Like, I don't even believe it fully came out there.

04:29:16.000 That's why it sounded a little off. 0.89

04:29:19.000 Charlie Manson, 1488, says Nick, I'm going to come to Chicago, give you a big hug to get my semi sexual frustration out of me. 0.76

04:29:30.000 You can't do a thing about it. 0.96

04:29:34.000 Yikes, department.

04:29:35.000 Yikes, jeez.

04:29:36.000 I don't know what's going on here.

04:29:38.000 God, here we go.

04:29:42.000 Charlie Manson. 0.99

04:29:44.000 Wignatz acting gay on the timeline. 0.54

04:29:54.000 Nick isn't Owen Benjamin. 0.79

04:29:55.000 Controlled opposition.

04:29:56.000 Bro, I don't know.

04:29:58.000 I mean, he's Jewish.

04:29:59.000 So, what does that tell you?

04:30:02.000 What does that tell you?

04:30:06.000 He seems.

04:30:06.000 I don't know.

04:30:07.000 I mean, he seems like he's taking some risks with some of the stuff he says.

04:30:11.000 I give him credit for that.

04:30:13.000 But, uh, yeah, I think people are kind of missing the bigger picture when it comes to that kind of stuff.

04:30:24.000 You know what I mean?

04:30:26.000 Somebody talks about Jewish people and they're like, oh, it's based.

04:30:30.000 Well, well, not to be picky, but, uh, are they really based?

04:31:19.000 Give me TITANIUM!

04:31:36.000 I'm about to die here.

04:32:19.000 I can't remember if I even got any titanium out of here.

04:32:23.000 Or if I got it from somewhere else.

04:32:27.000 I must have gotten it from here, but I don't remember where I got it.

04:32:31.000 If I got it from up top or down below.

04:32:39.000 Seems unlikely that I got it up here.

04:32:55.000 If you can keep me, I want to stay with you forever, and I'll be glad.

04:33:09.000 Yes, I love you, Pokey.

04:33:14.000 I really feel that one.

04:33:16.000 Well, all right, okay, citizens of the universe, recording, eh?

04:33:22.000 Yeah, whatever.

04:33:25.000 I am the Mothership Connection.

04:33:29.000 Get down in 3D.

04:33:57.000 Oh, hey.

04:34:04.000 And your stride and a dip in your hip, and come on to the mother's ship.

04:34:07.000 Loose boots, you and your heart. 1.00

04:34:14.000 Hustle on over here.

04:34:37.000 Thoughts on the Joe Rogan podcast? 1.00

04:34:41.000 Kind of gay. 1.00

04:34:44.000 I'm not a big fan. 1.00

04:35:06.000 Should I go check out the gateway or should I just head home?

04:35:17.000 I don't know, I think it's going to add back.

04:35:42.000 Maybe I'll come back with a large rover and check it out, but I'm not really feeling it at the moment. 0.98

04:36:06.000 Bruh, give me a fucking break. 0.96

04:36:24.000 Thoughts on Alexander Dugan? 1.00

04:36:29.000 Russian shill.

04:36:33.000 Look, I love America.

04:36:38.000 Dugan is literally a Russian operative.

04:36:43.000 A wise friend of mine once said that Dugan is to Russia, is to the alt right, as Bill Crystal is to Israel, is to the neocons.

04:36:57.000 And I agree with that characterization.

04:37:06.000 Basically, true. 0.99

04:37:27.000 Things freaking me out How do I kill this guy? 0.99

04:37:43.000 Okay. 0.99

04:37:44.000 Lean that guy up.

04:37:44.000 Got him.

04:38:22.000 Okay.

04:38:23.000 Yep, I'm ready to get out of here.

04:38:30.000 What can I leave behind?

04:38:32.000 No, I'll...

04:38:33.000 I'll leave the generator.

04:38:36.000 I'll leave the carbon, that thing.

04:38:43.000 I'll leave these.

04:38:52.000 I'll take the rest.

04:38:53.000 Okay.

04:38:56.000 Well, it's been real.

04:38:58.000 I really gotta get back to Sylvia.

04:39:03.000 The Silva.

04:39:04.000 Is that what it's called?

04:39:24.000 Okay, where's my home? 0.97

04:39:30.000 There she is.

04:39:33.000 Ah, this song, man.

04:39:34.000 Rough song.

04:39:38.000 I'm tired.

04:39:46.000 I haven't slept.

04:39:54.000 Okay.

04:40:00.000 Best part.

04:40:01.000 Oh, I gotta seriously wait.

04:40:04.000 Oh, wait, never mind.

04:40:05.000 I thought that was my home.

04:40:06.000 You gotta wait until the planet orbits to where you need to land.

04:40:30.000 me so long I could carry on so I start

04:40:50.000 Do I know how to launch the fireworks very fast?

04:41:00.000 No.

04:41:00.000 I still haven't even purchased those with bites yet.

04:41:21.000 All right, where to next?

04:41:24.000 And where will our next adventure take us?

04:41:53.000 Look at all these resources.

04:41:55.000 I'm so wealthy.

04:41:59.000 Stuff everywhere.

04:42:02.000 Yeah.

04:42:04.000 I'm pretty proud of myself.

04:42:05.000 You could say that.

04:42:10.000 Yeah, let's see.

04:42:11.000 Oh, yeah, I'm running.

04:42:12.000 Oh, no, I'm not running low at all, actually.

04:42:15.000 Five.

04:42:18.000 Six, seven.

04:42:21.000 Eight titanium.

04:42:22.000 I mean, I guess I could use some more, but I got enough scrap metal for that.

04:42:27.000 Push comes a shot.

04:42:46.000 Yeah, I've gotten to the core. 0.95

04:42:50.000 Is Greg Johnson gay or is that just a meme? 0.99

04:42:52.000 No, he's gay. 1.00

04:42:54.000 He's a gay man. 1.00

04:42:57.000 Yeah, literal gay pagan. 1.00

04:42:59.000 Total fag. 1.00

04:43:02.000 I don't know, I just don't get being a pagan. 1.00

04:43:06.000 And the anti Christian stuff is just foolish. 0.94

04:43:16.000 And it's funny because he goes around the internet like, I'll debate Nick Fuentes on Christianity. 0.96

04:43:22.000 And no joke, every time, twice, on two occasions, he goes on a stream and he's like, Yeah, I'll debate Nick Fuentes on Christianity.

04:43:31.000 And I'm like, Okay, let's set it up.

04:43:32.000 And he's like, Well, I'm actually really busy.

04:43:35.000 So we'll have to schedule it like two months.

04:43:37.000 And then I just never hear back from him.

04:43:41.000 So it's kind of funny.

04:43:42.000 And I don't even know if I'd want to because, I mean, the guy's like a doctor or something.

04:43:46.000 I mean, he's educated.

04:43:48.000 But it's just kind of funny that, you know, I'm never the one to initiate with him. 1.00

04:43:53.000 I'm not really spoiling for a fight with a gay pagan wignat, but he's always like, yeah, I'll debate Nick Poinsett's on Christianity. 1.00

04:44:03.000 I'll destroy him. 1.00

04:44:05.000 And then I'll be like, oh, okay, let's do it. 0.97

04:44:09.000 I'm actually just so busy.

04:44:12.000 We'll have to schedule it for two months in advance or something.

04:44:16.000 I'm like, oh, okay.

04:44:17.000 Yeah, for sure, dude.

04:44:20.000 I'm trying to think.

04:44:21.000 What?

04:44:22.000 I could really do at this point.

04:44:25.000 I mean, I'm kind of set, right?

04:44:29.000 The thing about the game, like people are asking, there's really no point to it.

04:44:32.000 It's just expansion for the sake of expansion.

04:44:36.000 You know, it'd be one thing if there was like large deposits, you know, you had to create some kind of a mining setup somewhere, but it's like there's just these little deposits here and there.

04:44:48.000 It's really not worth it to have more than one base.

04:44:53.000 So I don't really get it.

04:44:55.000 I could easily get every resource in the game just by getting enough scrap metal or soil or whatever.

04:45:16.000 Let me think.

04:45:19.000 I think I'm gonna call the quits for tonight.

04:45:23.000 I'm tired.

04:45:25.000 Or tonight.

04:45:26.000 For this morning.

04:45:27.000 Probably gonna take a nap before the show.

04:45:30.000 So, let me just log out here.

04:45:39.000 Well, there you go.

04:45:43.000 Well, there it is.

04:45:44.000 There's your stream.

04:45:45.000 Everybody's asking, oh, Nick, let's do a gaming stream.

04:45:47.000 Let's do a gaming stream.

04:45:49.000 Do a gaming stream like 100 people watch.

04:45:51.000 Whatever.

04:45:55.000 Well, the next one I do, I'll do it at night, okay?

04:46:01.000 How's that?

04:46:03.000 I'll do it at night, and I'll do Fortnite.

04:46:05.000 Well, that's going to do it for us today.

04:46:09.000 Thanks for watching.

04:46:11.000 And I'll see you on America First tonight.

04:46:15.000 But until then, everybody just take it easy, okay?

04:46:20.000 We'll see you on America First at 7 o'clock, as always.

04:46:24.000 But it's been fun.

04:46:26.000 Americanism, not globalism, will be our credo.

04:46:32.000 It's going to be only America First.

04:46:37.000 America First. 0.97

04:46:41.000 The American people will come first once again.

04:46:53.000 With respect America

America First - Nicholas J. Fuentes - February 18, 2019

Nick @ Nite - Twitch - Astrooner

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