America First - Nicholas J. Fuentes - March 20, 2019


Nick @ Nite - Twitch - WWE SmackDown! vs. RAW 2010


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Length

52 minutes

Words per minute

88.76

Word count

4,645

Sentence count

611

Harmful content

Misogyny

52

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Toxicity

84

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Hate speech

35

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Just a casual stream where we play Smackdown vs Raw and talk about a bunch of random stuff. Don't expect a lot of commentary on this one because I'm just not in the mood for that right now. I went to bed about an hour ago and couldn't fall asleep so I figured I'd give the people a little stream.

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00:00:00.000 Love their God.
00:00:08.000 Our beautiful ancestors won two world wars, defeated communism, and put a man on the face of the moon.
00:00:17.000 We are calling for a great reawakening of America, a resurgence of confidence, and a rebirth of patriotism, prosperity, and pride.
00:00:27.000 And we are returning to the wisdom of our families.
00:00:31.000 We assembled here today are issuing a new decree to be heard in every city, in every foreign capital, and in every hall.
00:00:41.000 Of power.
00:00:42.000 From this day forward, a new vision will govern our land.
00:00:48.000 From this day forward, it's going to be only America first.
00:00:57.000 America first we're standing on the shoulders of great American patriots
00:01:25.000 They didn't have a lot of money, they didn't have a lot of luxury, but they had grit, and they had faith, and they had courage, and they had each other.
00:01:36.000 Right?
00:01:41.000 But they all had one thing in common.
00:01:44.000 They loved their families, they loved their country, and they loved their God.
00:01:57.000 Our beautiful ancestors won two world wars, defeated communism, and put a man on the face of the moon.
00:02:06.000 We are calling for a great reawakening of America, a resurgence of confidence, and a rebirth of patriotism, prosperity, and pride.
00:02:15.000 And we are returning to the wisdom of our families.
00:02:19.000 We assembled here today are issuing a new decree.
00:02:24.000 To be heard in every city, in every foreign capital, and in every hall of power.
00:02:30.000 From this day forward, a new vision will govern our land.
00:02:37.000 From this day forward, it's going to be only America first. 0.65
00:02:45.000 America first.
00:03:07.000 We're standing on the shoulders of great American patriots.
00:03:14.000 They didn't have a lot of money.
00:03:16.000 They didn't have a lot of luxury.
00:03:17.000 But they had grit.
00:03:19.000 And they had faith.
00:03:21.000 And they had courage.
00:03:22.000 And they had each other.
00:03:24.000 Right?
00:03:30.000 But they all had one thing in common.
00:03:32.000 They loved their families.
00:03:34.000 They loved their country.
00:03:36.000 And they loved their God.
00:03:45.000 Our beautiful ancestors won two world wars, defeated communism, and put a man on the face of the moon.
00:03:54.000 We are calling for a great reawakening of America, a resurgence of confidence, and a rebirth of patriotism, prosperity, and pride.
00:04:04.000 And we are returning to the wisdom of our families.
00:04:08.000 We assembled here today are issuing a new decree.
00:04:12.000 To be heard in every city, in every foreign capital, and in every hall of power.
00:04:19.000 From this day forward, a new vision will govern our land.
00:04:25.000 From this day forward, it's going to be only America first.
00:04:34.000 First we're standing on the shoulders of great American patriots
00:05:03.000 Hey, what's up, everybody?
00:05:07.000 It's hot in here, man. 0.98
00:05:09.000 Damn, I should have left the door open. 0.98
00:05:12.000 What's going on, everybody? 0.99
00:05:13.000 Good morning.
00:05:14.000 It's your boy. 1.00
00:05:16.000 Fucking hat. 1.00
00:05:20.000 Bumping up into my hoodie. 1.00
00:05:21.000 What's going on?
00:05:22.000 We're doing a little morning stream.
00:05:24.000 We're just kind of hanging out.
00:05:27.000 Playing a little SmackDown vs. Raw 2010.
00:05:31.000 Low key casual stream here.
00:05:34.000 Don't expect a lot of commentary on this one because I don't know.
00:05:38.000 I'm just not really in the mood for that right now.
00:05:41.000 Okay?
00:05:42.000 So we're just doing a casual stream here for the wagee's.
00:05:46.000 Maybe they could turn this on while they're preparing to go to work or whatever.
00:05:51.000 I've been up for a while now.
00:05:53.000 I went to bed right after my show and I woke up a few hours later.
00:05:57.000 Couldn't fall back asleep, so.
00:06:00.000 I figured, what the hell?
00:06:01.000 Might as well give the people a little stream.
00:06:04.000 So, we're just going to be hanging out.
00:06:05.000 I'm actually going to flip this hat back around because it's not really comfortable with the hoodie on.
00:06:14.000 So, let me just do that.
00:06:16.000 Should I just make it so low that it's obnoxious?
00:06:19.000 Should I just look like that?
00:06:22.000 I'm off the Trump train, but this is like the only hat I have, and this is the only sweatshirt I have, really.
00:06:27.000 So.
00:06:30.000 Is that a good look?
00:06:30.000 Is that obnoxious?
00:06:35.000 Let me see.
00:06:36.000 Maybe like that?
00:06:37.000 Is that good?
00:06:39.000 I know backwards look kind of good, but with the hoodie, it doesn't really work.
00:06:46.000 I might have to take my pants off, too, because it's too hot.
00:06:49.000 No, I'm joking.
00:06:50.000 If I'm going to do that, I'll do it off stream.
00:06:53.000 But let's see.
00:06:54.000 Let me just turn on the volume here.
00:06:55.000 You can get some of this epic music going on.
00:06:59.000 For some reason, the graphics are all fucked up on this.
00:07:03.000 I don't know if it's the game or what, but you can see it's a little fuzzy.
00:07:09.000 So that's not just you, that's on my end also.
00:07:13.000 Okay, well, I think we got our music.
00:07:16.000 Let me turn that down slightly.
00:07:23.000 I can make this bigger.
00:07:24.000 I can make this a lot bigger now that I'm doing fit to screen as opposed to stretch to screen.
00:07:31.000 You like this?
00:07:31.000 How's that?
00:07:32.000 Bam!
00:07:33.000 Okay, let me pull up the live chat and we'll see what you guys are saying.
00:07:39.000 What's cracking?
00:07:41.000 Interface a little bit with the fellas here.
00:07:45.000 What do we have?
00:07:48.000 Nick is 98, yeah.
00:07:50.000 Oh, people are questioning my Zoomer credentials.
00:07:52.000 Is that what's going on?
00:07:54.000 Yeah, I get it.
00:07:57.000 Let's see.
00:07:59.000 What should we do?
00:08:00.000 Why don't we start it off right?
00:08:03.000 What should we do?
00:08:04.000 Should we do Elimination Chamber?
00:08:06.000 Should we do Royal Rumble?
00:08:09.000 Money in the bank.
00:08:14.000 Hmm.
00:08:16.000 What am I feeling?
00:08:17.000 But really, it's about me.
00:08:19.000 What do I feel like doing right now?
00:08:22.000 For a warm up here.
00:08:24.000 Why don't we do.
00:08:27.000 Hmm. 0.66
00:08:34.000 Let's do a fatal four way.
00:08:43.000 Normal, maybe?
00:08:44.000 Tables, ladders, and chairs.
00:08:46.000 How's that?
00:08:48.000 I'm gonna be.
00:08:51.000 Who should I be?
00:08:52.000 Oh, what?
00:08:53.000 They're all locked?
00:08:54.000 I gotta do story mode, I guess, to unlock everybody. 0.99
00:08:57.000 That's pretty dumb. 0.97
00:09:02.000 I'll be. 0.99
00:09:03.000 How about.
00:09:05.000 Trying to remember what the finisher moves are here.
00:09:15.000 Yeah, this is really lame that you have all these locked characters.
00:09:19.000 I guess it'll be Randy Orton.
00:09:22.000 And we'll fight.
00:09:28.000 I never liked Edge.
00:09:28.000 Edge.
00:09:30.000 And we'll fight R Truth.
00:09:33.000 I always hated R Truth.
00:09:36.000 Actually, I hate him so much I don't even want him in this match.
00:09:41.000 I don't respect him.
00:09:44.000 We'll have. 1.00
00:09:55.000 I don't know, all these superstars suck! 1.00
00:09:55.000 Daltz Igler, I guess. 1.00
00:09:59.000 Is it all the good ones that are locked?
00:10:00.000 Is that it?
00:10:01.000 Because I feel like they're missing a lot of the crucial ones.
00:10:04.000 Like, Mark Henry's definitely not here.
00:10:08.000 So that means that they're definitely excluding some critical superstars here.
00:10:13.000 I guess I'll have to do the story mode after this.
00:10:15.000 I will do MVP.
00:10:18.000 Alright, match rules, no entrances. 0.98
00:10:25.000 Yeah, no fucking way. 0.93
00:10:28.000 And we'll do it on. 0.99
00:10:30.000 It's tables, ladders, and chairs, so we might as well do it a backlash.
00:10:35.000 I remember all these pay per views when I was a youngster.
00:10:39.000 Night of Champions was the first pay per view I ever ordered, and we had a party at my house to watch it.
00:10:44.000 I invited all the fellas over.
00:10:47.000 Good times, good times. 0.98
00:10:50.000 Good times.
00:10:55.000 Let's see. 1.00
00:10:57.000 Knicker Gang says deep fried nipples. 1.00
00:10:59.000 Hell yeah. 0.99
00:11:02.000 What else?
00:11:04.000 Where's John Cena?
00:11:04.000 Is he really locked?
00:11:07.000 I kind of forget the controls here, so I'm going to have to take a sec.
00:11:11.000 Okay, so that's running.
00:11:14.000 I basically remember the rules, or the controls. 0.97
00:11:23.000 Controls kind of suck in this game.
00:11:26.000 How do you get out of the.
00:11:27.000 Okay, it's at.
00:11:28.000 He's heading out of the ring now.
00:11:31.000 There's a lot.
00:11:32.000 Oh boy, I think the referee is out of it.
00:11:34.000 Where's the tables?
00:11:35.000 I thought this was, I guess it's under the ring, right?
00:11:38.000 This is a big risk.
00:11:39.000 Will it pay off?
00:11:41.000 And he gets dumped unceremoniously from the ladder.
00:11:45.000 Oh, and he gets cracked.
00:11:49.000 Get in the next big chair.
00:12:02.000 What's my signature move again?
00:12:04.000 It's this one.
00:12:05.000 It's this one where he grabs it by the neck.
00:12:09.000 And then I'm not going to punt him.
00:12:11.000 I'm going to give him the RKO.
00:12:15.000 Epic style.
00:12:18.000 How do I pick up the ladder now?
00:12:21.000 He's got hold of that ladder.
00:12:23.000 And there's another smack.
00:12:26.000 There they go.
00:12:27.000 If you haven't done it yet, check out www.com.
00:12:29.000 You'll find updates and blogs for all your favorite players.
00:12:33.000 The referee's been knocked out.
00:12:33.000 Look out.
00:12:38.000 Man, two RKOs already, it looks like.
00:12:41.000 Yeah, we're going to hit that.
00:12:43.000 And there's the ladder. 1.00
00:12:45.000 Ah, he reversed it, son of a bitch. 1.00
00:12:51.000 And he rolls out, buying himself some breathing room. 1.00
00:12:55.000 Nah, how do I get him to turn around now?
00:12:59.000 Yeah.
00:13:01.000 RKO expired.
00:13:02.000 So, we're not going to get two RKOs right out of the gate.
00:13:05.000 That's alright this time. 0.98
00:13:07.000 We're working on the neck.
00:13:10.000 We're working on the head here.
00:13:22.000 Oh, yeah.
00:13:23.000 Not going to happen.
00:13:30.000 I got my signature ready to go, it looks like.
00:13:33.000 Yeah.
00:13:34.000 Whoops.
00:13:37.000 Oh, what a shot.
00:13:39.000 Good morning.
00:13:40.000 The kick connects.
00:13:45.000 I think I could do this, right?
00:13:56.000 I feel like I already did my signature to Dolph Ziggler.
00:13:59.000 I gotta give the RKO to the MVP one.
00:14:02.000 Because he reversed it last time.
00:14:07.000 Whoops.
00:14:10.000 That's probably better if that's out of the ring anyway.
00:14:27.000 The trick with this match is there's like never a good opportunity to just climb up the ladder because there's too much going on in the ring.
00:14:43.000 I think I got a hit edge with the finisher here.
00:14:47.000 No matter who wins this one, everyone's going to feel the effects of this match tomorrow. 0.69
00:14:55.000 Ouch! 1.00
00:14:56.000 She's going to be bruised from head to toe before this one's over. 1.00
00:14:59.000 Rolling out of harm's way. 1.00
00:15:02.000 Smart strategy there.
00:15:03.000 Oh, God.
00:15:08.000 RKO!
00:15:09.000 RKO!
00:15:11.000 Didn't mean to do that.
00:15:19.000 Each of these competitors is looking for the slightest hint of weakness in the other.
00:15:24.000 If he can win this struggle, he might just win the match.
00:15:35.000 What's he up to here? 1.00
00:15:37.000 That was stupid. 1.00
00:15:46.000 I was trying to go for Edge there. 1.00
00:15:47.000 See, that's how intuitive the game is, you know, really.
00:15:50.000 They've got a really solid quality here.
00:15:52.000 A really solid, uh, what do you call it?
00:16:01.000 Controls are not really where it needs to be. 1.00
00:16:06.000 You're gonna eat shit, bro. 1.00
00:16:22.000 Here we go. 1.00
00:16:33.000 Hey, thanks for the Twitch Prime.
00:16:35.000 Baraldrol.
00:16:38.000 What is that?
00:16:39.000 Baraldrel?
00:16:40.000 Baraldrel, yes.
00:16:44.000 Thanks, bro.
00:16:47.000 Not gonna happen, bro.
00:16:49.000 Whoops.
00:16:56.000 I forgot the TLC match. 0.98
00:16:58.000 You had to do the whole adder thing.
00:17:00.000 I thought you could just pin people in this one, but I was wrong.
00:17:04.000 That's okay.
00:17:06.000 That's gonna be our ladder match.
00:17:07.000 I'm not doing another one. 1.00
00:17:08.000 These ones fucking suck, and they take forever. 1.00
00:17:26.000 Let me get there. 1.00
00:17:28.000 We go. 0.99
00:17:30.000 All right, here we go, baby Knock it down, knock it down, MVP.
00:17:43.000 Yeah, baby.
00:17:47.000 Just as I planned. 1.00
00:17:58.000 Fuck right off with that. 1.00
00:17:59.000 What a nasty elbow. 1.00
00:18:06.000 He almost took his head off with that Larian. 0.98
00:18:06.000 They lock up. 0.98
00:18:18.000 That little teamwork there is called White Identity. 0.91
00:18:20.000 He's talking his opponent from the top tarbuckle. 0.93
00:18:27.000 Hey, thanks, Loram, for the Prime subscription.
00:18:35.000 Much appreciated.
00:18:40.000 I'll let him wear it down a little bit and then I'll get him off.
00:18:55.000 Whoops.
00:18:56.000 I should probably stop him now.
00:18:59.000 That's enough.
00:19:00.000 That's enough.
00:19:11.000 Time for me to get back up there now. 1.00
00:19:15.000 You can eat my shit. 1.00
00:19:18.000 Here we go, baby. 1.00
00:19:19.000 I think that. 0.96
00:19:20.000 Ah, come on!
00:19:24.000 Get on the ground, dude.
00:19:28.000 Just let me climb.
00:19:28.000 Why?
00:19:51.000 Knock it over, knock it over, knock it over.
00:19:54.000 Ah, come on. 1.00
00:19:54.000 Ah! 1.00
00:19:57.000 God damn it. 0.99
00:19:58.000 I could have had it right there if I just, uh. 0.99
00:20:04.000 If I could have hung on there.
00:20:07.000 But Dolph Ziggler wasn't fast enough knocking us off.
00:20:15.000 Here we go.
00:20:23.000 Nope.
00:20:24.000 Okay.
00:20:25.000 Can we just.
00:20:27.000 Can we just.
00:20:31.000 Come on, Edge.
00:20:33.000 Help me out. 1.00
00:20:36.000 Ah!
00:20:37.000 Oh, he's gonna get it now.
00:20:41.000 This is worse than the Montreal screw job.
00:20:49.000 Alright, I just need to.
00:20:51.000 Yeah, we got it, we got it, baby.
00:21:05.000 Yeah, it's not hard.
00:21:06.000 Game's not hard.
00:21:07.000 It's pretty easy, actually.
00:21:09.000 Good morning, Doc Daniel.
00:21:14.000 Hey, Enix, my man.
00:21:16.000 Enix and chat.
00:21:21.000 And my man, Quinn.
00:21:27.000 Monkey says, Nicky, have one hell of a lifestyle. 1.00
00:21:32.000 Shut up, dude. 0.99
00:21:41.000 Hello from Croatia? 1.00
00:21:43.000 Yikes, dude.
00:21:46.000 Yikes.
00:21:50.000 Alright, who are we doing for Road to WrestleMania?
00:21:54.000 Let's do Triple H and John Cena.
00:22:04.000 Eggman says he wants to do a little Twitch streaming.
00:22:07.000 Do it, bro.
00:22:09.000 We dreamed of this day.
00:22:12.000 I watch WrestleMania 25.
00:22:14.000 I have the whole thing on DVD.
00:22:17.000 We had a big WrestleMania 25 party.
00:22:20.000 It was Shawn Michaels versus The Undertaker. 0.99
00:22:23.000 Loser has to retire. 0.99
00:22:25.000 And Undertaker, he kept his streak. 0.69
00:22:29.000 I think, what was he, 19 0 at that time or 20 0.
00:22:33.000 And Shawn Michaels had to retire.
00:22:36.000 And it was a triple threat match between John Cena and The Big Show and like Triple H, I think.
00:22:42.000 And there was this moment where he had them all on.
00:22:44.000 John Cena had them all on his back.
00:22:46.000 To do the FU, later called the attitude adjustment, and he flipped them off.
00:22:53.000 So epic.
00:22:54.000 So epic.
00:22:55.000 What else was going on at that one?
00:22:57.000 It's been years since I saw that.
00:23:00.000 I'm trying to remember.
00:23:04.000 Yeah, we had a big WrestleMania.
00:23:06.000 I remember my neighbor, one of my friends, he went to WrestleMania 24, like he went and saw Alive, and he wouldn't shut up about it.
00:23:14.000 That's all he talked about for a year.
00:23:16.000 I went to WrestleMania 24.
00:23:17.000 These are the pictures from when I went to.
00:23:19.000 Oh, that's so cool, dude.
00:23:21.000 Wow, you're so awesome. 1.00
00:23:24.000 Fucking dopey. 1.00
00:23:27.000 Anyway. 1.00
00:23:37.000 Whoops.
00:23:41.000 They want me to make a fighter? 1.00
00:23:42.000 Nah, I don't do that shit. 1.00
00:23:43.000 It's boring. 1.00
00:23:57.000 All this, can we just skip the story stuff?
00:23:59.000 Can I just do a little.
00:24:01.000 Can I just fight?
00:24:02.000 Can I just wrestle?
00:24:04.000 Come on, Nick, you'd be talking about that for a year, too.
00:24:07.000 No, actually, I wouldn't.
00:24:08.000 I do cool stuff all the time and I don't talk about it, so.
00:24:15.000 Make a Patrick Little fighter.
00:24:16.000 Yeah, great idea, dude.
00:24:17.000 I always like Chris Jericho.
00:24:23.000 Chris Jericho is very based in Redbilt.
00:24:26.000 He was in a punk band. 0.99
00:24:40.000 Why not have some J Rad playing in the back, Nick? 1.00
00:24:44.000 Good idea, yeah, yeah.
00:24:46.000 We'll put the J Rad's winter mix on, right?
00:24:49.000 This game's so cheap. 0.99
00:24:53.000 I like that I could just, you know, you could just do shit like this. 0.99
00:25:03.000 And those fists just kept flying. 0.99
00:25:26.000 Oh, no, you don't. 1.00
00:25:31.000 Aw, I gotta get him back on the ground for the five knuckle shuffle. 1.00
00:25:36.000 Look at those punches.
00:25:39.000 Chris Jericho, great tonight, he'll end the phenomenon.
00:25:44.000 Get on your back, dude.
00:25:47.000 Whoops.
00:25:51.000 I'm in trouble now here.
00:25:54.000 There we go.
00:25:55.000 Yo.
00:26:00.000 There it is, baby.
00:26:03.000 Well, he didn't do the, uh, he didn't do the you can't see me.
00:26:07.000 That's okay.
00:26:17.000 I think he's through playing around.
00:26:21.000 Oh, did he?
00:26:22.000 I wasn't even paying attention.
00:26:26.000 That'll cause some damage. 0.86
00:26:28.000 Give him a little suplex.
00:26:37.000 I'm going to give him another one.
00:26:39.000 Oh, okay.
00:26:43.000 Oh!
00:26:46.000 Man.
00:26:48.000 I was touching the ropes anyway. 0.63
00:26:50.000 That should have been DQ.
00:26:51.000 That should have not been even.
00:26:53.000 Shouldn't have even counted that one.
00:26:58.000 So epic.
00:26:59.000 What an epic move.
00:27:05.000 Convoluted, but you know, still very epic.
00:27:16.000 I think he's through playing around.
00:27:20.000 Quinn likes The Miz. 0.55
00:27:23.000 Yeah, The Miz is cool.
00:27:25.000 Remember The Miz and Jim Morrison?
00:27:27.000 What was their tag team called?
00:27:28.000 But it was The Miz and Jim Morrison.
00:27:32.000 They were on ECW, they had the tag team championship.
00:27:35.000 Like forever. 1.00
00:27:36.000 They did that dumbass show. 1.00
00:27:41.000 Very cool. 1.00
00:27:43.000 Very cool tag team. 1.00
00:27:44.000 And I guess The Miz did his own thing after that. 1.00
00:27:57.000 Show Miz?
00:27:58.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:27:59.000 I think that's what it was.
00:28:07.000 Good times back in the day, huh?
00:28:14.000 Okay, whatever.
00:28:20.000 How do I unlock fighters?
00:28:21.000 Is it just by completing the story, or is there something else I gotta do?
00:28:26.000 I wonder.
00:28:40.000 Can I hit a nay nay? 0.97
00:28:41.000 No.
00:28:44.000 People ask me to do stuff on command like I'm some animal.
00:28:47.000 Yeah, no.
00:28:50.000 For one bit.
00:28:51.000 Yeah, I'll do that for one cent.
00:28:54.000 Yeah, okay.
00:28:58.000 Okay.
00:29:00.000 WWE Championship on the line.
00:29:03.000 The game.
00:29:04.000 He's not going to be thrown off by the posturing of MVP task.
00:29:09.000 Absolutely.
00:29:10.000 But, man, does MVP want that championship?
00:29:14.000 Oh, if I go off the ropes, I think I do the spine buster, right?
00:29:25.000 Pretty sure.
00:29:28.000 Maybe it's the other one.
00:29:31.000 Yeah, let me try the other one.
00:29:33.000 It's Triple H's spine buster is the best.
00:29:35.000 No, that's not it.
00:29:37.000 Well, how do I hit the thing then?
00:29:40.000 Oh, I gotta throw him off the ropes.
00:29:42.000 Yeah, naturally.
00:29:44.000 Okay, so maybe it's the other one then?
00:29:49.000 Maybe it's the horizontal? 1.00
00:29:54.000 What the fuck? 0.99
00:29:55.000 Where's the spine buster? 1.00
00:30:00.000 Oh, I think that's just my signature move.
00:30:02.000 Maybe that's it.
00:30:08.000 Yeah, I think that's what it is.
00:30:12.000 Alright, let me hit the signature off the ropes.
00:30:14.000 I think that's the spine buster. 0.71
00:30:15.000 No!
00:30:15.000 Yep.
00:30:16.000 I missed it.
00:30:19.000 Really?
00:30:19.000 Well, how am I missing this?
00:30:28.000 Well, now I just don't even have it anymore.
00:30:29.000 Maybe that was the problem.
00:30:32.000 Oh, whoops. 0.94
00:30:51.000 Maybe I'll just run at him.
00:30:56.000 UGH!
00:31:00.000 Well, that's not at all what I was looking for.
00:31:04.000 Whatever.
00:31:12.000 Somebody's asking if I'm debating Destiny on the Scruffs podcast.
00:31:16.000 I don't even know what that is.
00:31:18.000 Ha ha!
00:31:19.000 That's a serious shot there.
00:31:25.000 And it goes running.
00:31:26.000 We talked about opportunity.
00:31:28.000 That's what these superstars are always looking for.
00:31:33.000 And right now, Triple H has an opportunity to finish off MVP.
00:31:40.000 Okay, let me hit the spine buster.
00:31:44.000 Or I'm gonna lose my cool.
00:31:54.000 This is a joke.
00:32:01.000 This is a joke.
00:32:01.000 I just want to do.
00:32:05.000 There it is.
00:32:07.000 Beautiful.
00:32:11.000 Epic move.
00:32:13.000 Who are the ones that do the Spinebuster?
00:32:15.000 It's Triple H, and there's one other superstar who does it Batista.
00:32:23.000 Yeah, such an epic move.
00:32:25.000 What's he doing?
00:32:26.000 Yeah, Batista does one and Triple H does one, but they're slightly different.
00:32:30.000 But they're both epic.
00:32:32.000 Here it is, the pin of green.
00:32:35.000 Here's the pin.
00:32:36.000 This could be it.
00:32:37.000 One, two, three.
00:32:47.000 Hit or Miss says Americans know wrestlers by name and moves. 1.00
00:32:51.000 Yeah, if you watch it, retard. 1.00
00:32:54.000 Americans know the name of television characters by their names? 1.00
00:32:58.000 What a stupid idiot. 1.00
00:33:02.000 You're fucking dumb, dude. 1.00
00:33:05.000 I'm going to use that move on any female I happen to date. 1.00
00:33:13.000 I want to see Eggman deliver a spine buster to that girlfriend of his. 1.00
00:33:18.000 That's causing all the problems. 0.92
00:33:20.000 That's what I want to see happen. 1.00
00:33:24.000 I want to see her get Batista bombed.
00:33:31.000 Who should I be?
00:33:32.000 John Cena or Triple H?
00:33:33.000 I think I'm going to be Triple H, honestly.
00:33:49.000 Thank you for tuning in.
00:33:50.000 That's already killing me.
00:34:08.000 Oh, can I just.
00:34:12.000 Alright, yeah, let's just go.
00:34:22.000 Time to win the Battle Royale, fellas.
00:34:24.000 Time to get the Victory Royale.
00:34:30.000 So, Eggman was a wrestling fan, too.
00:34:32.000 Yeah, I only watched it from like 2008 to 2010, but it was epic.
00:34:37.000 You know, I only watched it for a couple years.
00:34:42.000 Winning superstar receives a bonus.
00:34:45.000 I'll win.
00:34:46.000 I intend on winning.
00:34:57.000 That was Kane.
00:34:59.000 Mark Henry.
00:35:04.000 Am I going to unlock Jeff Hardy and Mark Henry for winning this?
00:35:08.000 Maybe?
00:35:21.000 Hmm.
00:35:23.000 Alright, where am I?
00:35:30.000 Somebody says if you didn't beat up your friends on a trampoline pretending to be wrestlers, you haven't lived. 0.92
00:35:35.000 So true. 0.65
00:35:36.000 Yeah, what a time.
00:35:38.000 Rough housing with the bros, doing wrestling moves.
00:35:43.000 That was, uh.
00:35:44.000 That was the life.
00:35:47.000 Oh, I gotta.
00:35:50.000 Ugh!
00:35:51.000 Hey, yeah!
00:35:54.000 Oh, whoa!
00:35:56.000 Nah, that's.
00:35:57.000 Yeah, whatever.
00:36:01.000 Oh, so I guess it's like, uh.
00:36:03.000 I didn't know it was like this.
00:36:05.000 Whatever.
00:36:11.000 And they pushed him out.
00:36:13.000 Hardy!
00:36:13.000 They got him out.
00:36:24.000 Going on, yeah, nice try.
00:36:30.000 Like Mr. McMahon, he wanted to see grand warfare and wrestling.
00:36:35.000 Well, if it's a war Mr. McMahon wants, you know these raw superstars will bring it.
00:36:43.000 Oh, he didn't need a GPS to find the mark.
00:36:47.000 Oh, how?
00:36:51.000 Why can I not do my signature?
00:36:53.000 So good at isolating and exploiting.
00:36:57.000 It looks like my thing's all filled up, basically, right?
00:37:00.000 What's going on?
00:37:02.000 No finishers in this one? 1.00
00:37:04.000 Kind of retarded. 1.00
00:37:06.000 Whatever. 1.00
00:37:11.000 A tremendous blow by Mark Henry.
00:37:17.000 Oh, there it is!
00:37:26.000 Oh, here we go.
00:37:27.000 I finally got the finisher.
00:37:29.000 Oh, yeah, baby.
00:37:34.000 Yeah, you're going to get the pedigree, big guy.
00:37:44.000 And that's a shot that can drop a grizzly.
00:37:46.000 Oh, yeah.
00:37:58.000 What a knife edge chop. 1.00
00:38:09.000 Alright, I'm gonna have to ban somebody when I finish this match.
00:38:13.000 Pick a real opportune time right when the end of the battle royale is nigh. 0.99
00:38:19.000 Fucking guy. 0.99
00:38:20.000 Might have to pop in there. 1.00
00:38:26.000 Can't have dumb retards in the chat, sorry. 1.00
00:38:30.000 Alright, hopefully Kane's gonna get this guy out and then I'll get Kane out. 1.00
00:38:50.000 The turnbuckle goes triple eight.
00:38:56.000 Oh, that did it.
00:39:00.000 Ah, encounter. 0.97
00:39:03.000 Damn, I think I'm going to be able to get him out because I gave him a finisher, so he should be, uh, he should be close, right? 0.97
00:39:27.000 I'm really good at SmackDown vs. Raw. 0.98
00:39:30.000 Always have been.
00:39:31.000 I'm kind of the best.
00:39:35.000 Yeah, I'm not making a custom guy.
00:39:41.000 Everybody stop asking that.
00:39:43.000 Just like it will be at WrestleMania.
00:39:45.000 There's a long way between now and then, Michael.
00:39:56.000 Eggman's gotta go.
00:39:58.000 Alright, well, take care, big guy.
00:40:00.000 Thanks for hanging out.
00:40:08.000 Out here working on assignments and Nicky Boy playing WWE.
00:40:12.000 Yeah, you mad, bro?
00:40:22.000 Mr. McMahon is looking for the best in WWE to go at it at WrestleMania.
00:40:26.000 To determine the champion of champions, this is such a throwback.
00:40:29.000 Hello, boss.
00:40:30.000 I remember the dirt sheet.
00:40:32.000 I'm pretty sure you sign our enormous paychecks every week, and you've complimented my abs on more than one occasion.
00:40:38.000 But instead, he just wants the Raw and SmackDown champions.
00:40:42.000 He never.
00:40:49.000 My favorite one was Chris Jericho's show and MVP's show.
00:40:56.000 Because MVP would always say, what was it?
00:40:58.000 It was MVP's, like VIP.
00:41:03.000 And he would say, we're big things popping and little things stopping.
00:41:08.000 And that was just very epic.
00:41:11.000 And Chris Jericho, I don't remember what his show was called, but I remember he threw Shawn Michaels through the Geratron, the television, and Shawn Michaels' eyes got damaged.
00:41:20.000 And that was a big feud.
00:41:22.000 For the heads of the Miz and John Morrison, and not the rest of us.
00:41:26.000 Okay, can we just get to the match, please?
00:41:38.000 I always knew you two were avid viewers of the dirt sheet, and who can blame you?
00:41:43.000 All right, whatever, dude.
00:41:46.000 Oh, yeah, these two need to get hurt.
00:41:49.000 I don't. 1.00
00:41:50.000 Ms. and Morrison need at least two finishers.
00:41:55.000 Say no more. 0.83
00:41:56.000 Say no more, Hunter.
00:42:00.000 Two pedigrees each, huh?
00:42:03.000 Doable, doable.
00:42:13.000 Nibba's in chat talking about balkanization.
00:42:16.000 I'm just trying to play WWE.
00:42:26.000 I'm over here delivering pedigrees, and Nibba's be talking about political balkanization. 0.98
00:42:31.000 Shut up. 0.97
00:42:32.000 We do that every night. 1.00
00:42:38.000 Tag me in.
00:42:39.000 Tag me in.
00:42:40.000 Oh, is it?
00:42:41.000 Oh, I'm John Cena.
00:42:42.000 Oh, okay.
00:42:44.000 Great.
00:42:46.000 I thought I was only playing as Triple H.
00:42:47.000 I have to say, but right now I appreciate the fact that Miz and John Morrison stood up for our brand, ECW.
00:42:58.000 And the elbow rocks him.
00:43:01.000 John Cena with all the momentum early on.
00:43:12.000 As we stated at the start of the program, Triple H and John Cena are here for a little bit of payback after the Perfect!
00:43:26.000 Stop getting up so quick.
00:43:28.000 This is what he always used to do right before he did the Five Knuckles Shuffle.
00:43:34.000 He would do that move a ton.
00:43:37.000 Just gotta stay on his back though.
00:43:39.000 Why do you keep getting up like that?
00:43:40.000 Alright, well, whatever. 1.00
00:43:59.000 We got one finisher for the Miz. 1.00
00:44:02.000 Gotta do one more on the Miz. 0.99
00:44:04.000 Oh, no drop.
00:44:06.000 Last week on Raw, the WWE chairman, Mr. McMahon, stated WrestleMania will feature SmackDown's champion versus Raw's champion.
00:44:15.000 Much like our maladjusted compatriots, I felt extremely slighted that ECW wasn't mentioned in this battle.
00:44:23.000 There's no time to play around now. 0.96
00:44:29.000 He's gotta get the tag.
00:44:38.000 All right, serious knockout blow.
00:44:40.000 All right, no, come on.
00:44:42.000 After the abuse, he's going to have.
00:44:51.000 Oh, my God.
00:44:53.000 He's on spaghetti legs now.
00:44:57.000 Just stay on your back, dude.
00:44:59.000 Last place he wants to be right now.
00:45:05.000 Yeah, whatever, dude.
00:45:10.000 He's heading outside.
00:45:13.000 Yeah, I gotta get out of this corner.
00:45:24.000 All right, so one for each.
00:45:27.000 Now I gotta. 1.00
00:45:28.000 I don't know if you realize this isn't a handicap. 0.96
00:45:35.000 He is allowed to tag on his partner. 1.00
00:45:37.000 All right, whatever.
00:45:42.000 And that clothesline almost took his head off.
00:45:44.000 Facebuster.
00:45:45.000 No question that did damage.
00:45:48.000 He steps back out.
00:46:01.000 Cena's got him.
00:46:07.000 Oh, yeah.
00:46:10.000 Perfect.
00:46:11.000 Oh, he reversed it.
00:46:12.000 That's okay.
00:46:13.000 That's okay.
00:46:16.000 Well, that's not okay.
00:46:18.000 That's like the last thing that we need to hear.
00:46:30.000 He's going back outside the ring.
00:46:34.000 I've lost all my momentum there.
00:46:37.000 Yeah, that's just great.
00:46:37.000 Awesome!
00:46:51.000 John Cena going all the way up.
00:46:55.000 Knew he was taking a chance.
00:46:57.000 It's just not smart to do things like that.
00:47:01.000 How can I, uh.
00:47:03.000 How can I drag him over?
00:47:06.000 Something that might closely resemble the primordial booze.
00:47:15.000 An incredible shoulder block. 0.87
00:47:20.000 Get out of my way, dude.
00:47:25.000 There we go.
00:47:27.000 Okay, I think I got the positioning right here.
00:47:30.000 Ah, it doesn't even matter.
00:47:32.000 Doesn't even matter. 0.93
00:47:40.000 So now I just need him to tag the Miz in, and then I'm good. 0.99
00:47:54.000 There's a complete lack of respect on display there. 1.00
00:48:01.000 Go tag your partner in.
00:48:02.000 That is a shot that could probably drop a grizzly bear.
00:48:07.000 I think that's a tag.
00:48:08.000 Go tag him in, bro.
00:48:12.000 And that was a hard shot.
00:48:12.000 Down!
00:48:17.000 Tagging the Miz.
00:48:20.000 Using the ropes perfectly. 0.99
00:48:25.000 Multiplying the punishment. 0.95
00:48:29.000 And there's the Irish whip. 1.00
00:48:38.000 Go tag in the Miz now. 1.00
00:48:39.000 Oh, man, do you want to see getting flattened? 1.00
00:48:49.000 Just raw power and physicality. 1.00
00:49:00.000 Tag in the Miz.
00:49:15.000 If this guy doesn't tag in the Miz, I don't even know what I'm gonna do. 0.98
00:49:27.000 Go, tag him in, tag him in, tag him in!
00:49:32.000 I already lost the finisher, it doesn't matter.
00:49:42.000 Awesome, that's perfect.
00:49:45.000 Well, at least we got the tag going, right?
00:49:48.000 And there's the pin!
00:49:50.000 Sheesh. 0.98
00:49:57.000 Safe to say, the aerodynamics of Mrs. Fohawk have just changed. 1.00
00:50:03.000 And another one! 1.00
00:50:14.000 Whoops.
00:50:27.000 Alright, so we got our two finishers each.
00:50:31.000 Now we just gotta hit the pin here.
00:50:36.000 Of course, we got the rope right.
00:50:38.000 Naturally.
00:50:39.000 Yeah, naturally, we're gonna get a rope right there.
00:50:44.000 Is it academic here?
00:50:45.000 One, two, three.
00:50:49.000 Sheesh. 0.99
00:50:54.000 Yeah, that wasn't a pain in the ass. 0.99
00:51:02.000 Nick, did you see Fortnite is taking away the OG launch pad? 0.98
00:51:06.000 No, I didn't see that.
00:51:09.000 Nick, is there any boomer music you like?
00:51:14.000 Also, your content is the best and 20th part of my day.
00:51:18.000 All the best from New Zealand.
00:51:19.000 Gotta go, it's 12 46 here in very Tired.
00:51:22.000 How am I supposed to watch more America First Later being tired of the IQ?
00:51:26.000 So true.
00:51:26.000 Well, thanks.
00:51:28.000 Glad you like the content.
00:51:30.000 Have a good sleep, my guy.
00:51:32.000 And yeah, I like boomer music.
00:51:34.000 I like a lot of boomer music.
00:51:37.000 So, I like the Beatles and stuff like that.
00:51:44.000 Probably most of the music I like is old.
00:51:46.000 I'm Michael Cole with my partner, Jerry the King Lawler, and we have a ticked off big red monster on our hands.
00:51:53.000 During the Interbrand Battle Royal two weeks ago, Cave seems.
00:52:07.000 You dug me last week to play with ECW, Cena.
00:52:11.000 I don't like it.
00:52:12.000 Yeah, whatever, dude.
00:52:15.000 I don't know what I did to tick Kane off, but he's really not a guy to reason with.
00:52:19.000 Maybe if I put him through a