America First - Nicholas J. Fuentes - July 27, 2018


Nick on The Weekly Sweat - FREE SPEECH


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Length

2 hours and 6 minutes

Words per minute

154.89

Word count

19,661

Sentence count

2,542

Harmful content

Misogyny

173

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Toxicity

703

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Hate speech

415

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Summary

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Join us as we discuss the recent events that have happened in the UK, including a woman being refused entry to a mosque, and a man being banned from the UK for his views on Islam. We also talk about the recent comments made by Richard Spencer and Lauren Southern.

Transcript

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00:00:28.000 Okay, just from Campsie Police.
00:00:30.000 Yep.
00:00:31.000 I've been informed that you're intending to be attending the Lekimba Mosque, is that correct?
00:00:35.000 I actually have no intentions of attending.
00:00:37.000 I was just planning on walking through the streets and seeing how the culture was here.
00:00:41.000 Yes?
00:00:41.000 Yep.
00:00:42.000 Are you satisfied with that?
00:00:44.000 Yep.
00:00:45.000 So, where do you intend on walking to now?
00:00:47.000 I was just going to walk out and check how the mosque was.
00:00:50.000 Check how the mosque was?
00:00:51.000 Yep.
00:00:52.000 Would I not be allowed to attend if I wanted to?
00:00:54.000 I've got grave concerns that you may cause an imminent breach of the peace down there, so I'm asking you not to attend.
00:01:01.000 Why would I cause a breach of the peace? 0.99
00:01:03.000 Because it's highly religious down there. 0.92
00:01:06.000 And would it be me causing a breach of the peace or would it be the people there? 0.92
00:01:09.000 Well, your presence may cause them to be offensive or be objective to your attending there.
00:01:18.000 And so that would be them being offended by me.
00:01:19.000 Can you turn, not interview me?
00:01:22.000 The local community walk around here without any fear.
00:01:25.000 I walk around here without any fear. 1.00
00:01:26.000 Right, but I'm a critic of Islam. 1.00
00:01:28.000 So I can't be in this multiculture because my culture is allowed to have free speech and criticize Muslims. 0.99
00:01:28.000 Yes. 0.99
00:01:33.000 I understand you're a girl.
00:01:36.000 I have no issue with that. 1.00
00:01:37.000 I'm asking you not to attend down there because I have a fear that you may cause an imminent breach of the peace.
00:01:44.000 In doing so, you may commit an offence.
00:01:47.000 Am I allowed to walk through the area?
00:01:48.000 I'm asking no.
00:01:49.000 I'm asking you not to go down the Halden Street.
00:01:51.000 You're asking me, but do I have the legal right to walk down this area?
00:01:58.000 At this point in time, no.
00:01:59.000 This is so sad.
00:02:01.000 Can we get $500 in the stream labs to stop the aggression?
00:02:24.000 Recently, as you may have heard, I was given what appears to be a permanent ban from the United Kingdom.
00:02:52.000 Traditionalism and not being a degenerate. 0.98
00:02:55.000 Millennials, you are being led through a life of unhappiness by a bunch of disingenuous liars and pathological altruists. 0.99
00:03:10.000 Hey Lauren, why aren't you making videos with your five-year-old? 0.98
00:03:20.000 How dare you say this as a woman without kids or a traditional marriage? 1.00
00:03:35.000 I'm gonna stop. 1.00
00:03:43.000 You are being led to a life of unhappiness by a bunch of disingenuous liars and pathological altruists. 1.00
00:03:55.000 You are being led to a life of unhappiness by a bunch of disingenuous liars and pathological altruists. 1.00
00:04:01.000 Should we kill Lauren Sutton? 1.00
00:04:06.000 Maybe not kill her, but string her up by her feet? 1.00
00:04:11.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:04:18.000 Fair enough.
00:04:31.000 What's going on, my dudes? 1.00
00:04:33.000 Beardson, motherfucking Beardley here, and welcome to the goddamn motherfucking weekly sweat. 0.99
00:04:40.000 I'm your host, of course, Beardson Beardley, with my lovely, talented, handsome, charismatic, a little pixely, but always. 0.99
00:04:48.000 I'll have to restart sooner or later.
00:04:51.000 Dualboxing a game from 2007 isn't great on the hard drive, I guess. 0.97
00:04:57.000 Yeah, the JavaScript man's really putting your fucking 550 graphics card through its paces there. 0.95
00:05:06.000 I'm great, by the way. 0.99
00:05:08.000 I'm Sean.
00:05:09.000 It's here for Sakai Sean, and he's doing well tonight.
00:05:12.000 And of course, we have a man of few words and even fewer dollars.
00:05:19.000 He's like a fewer sauce.
00:05:21.000 I was going to say, even fewer dollars.
00:05:24.000 Paul Jones!
00:05:25.000 Hello, welcome to the weekly set.
00:05:29.000 How's everybody doing tonight? 0.99
00:05:30.000 We don't give a shit. 1.00
00:05:31.000 Fuck the fans. 1.00
00:05:31.000 Fuck you. 1.00
00:05:34.000 Man, we have a really great show for you tonight. 1.00
00:05:38.000 We've absolutely invited no guests.
00:05:41.000 We have done no prep work at all.
00:05:44.000 Other than that, I've actually spent all my prep work time on that video.
00:05:48.000 It wasn't even that great.
00:05:49.000 It was okay.
00:05:52.000 It's going to be a great show tonight.
00:05:52.000 Yeah, can't wait.
00:05:55.000 Are we the disingenuous liars?
00:06:02.000 No. 0.99
00:06:02.000 What's funny with these fucking people, with Richard Spencer and with Lauren Southern, Mike Enoch, is I can literally find a clip of them basically describing themselves. 0.99
00:06:12.000 Without even realizing that they're talking about themselves. 0.99
00:06:15.000 It was like last week with the Spencer intro that I did, which I need to actually just upload on the YouTube channel here, where he's like, What's up, you fucking losers? 0.98
00:06:26.000 I guess you guys haven't accomplished anything. 1.00
00:06:28.000 And it's like, Oh, the fuck. 1.00
00:06:30.000 Yeah, the yikes from the dog. 1.00
00:06:32.000 Yeah, and he's wearing his gay vest, and it's just like, Oh, man. 1.00
00:06:38.000 Yeah, these people are very. 1.00
00:06:41.000 They lack a little quality called self awareness, and I always find it funny that.
00:06:45.000 Unlike us.
00:06:46.000 Yeah, I'm like, we're so self aware that we want to kill ourselves.
00:06:52.000 So, like, we went a little too far with it, but it's okay, because we're still here making the show.
00:07:01.000 But yeah, it's, I don't know, it's really funny.
00:07:04.000 Like, I don't even try to do it, really. 0.90
00:07:07.000 Like, whenever I make this shit to, like, try to find, like, footage of people and stuff, I literally just, like, will type into YouTube, like, I don't know, Lauren Southern piss. 0.85
00:07:19.000 And then, like, everything I need comes up, and like, I'm just like, alright, download that, download that, download that, download that, alright, I'm done. 0.92
00:07:27.000 And then I'll, like, you know, scan it.
00:07:28.000 Like, I'm not kidding, I spent, like, 15 minutes making that. 0.79
00:07:31.000 I actually spent more time on the beat than I did the actual, like, editing and shit. 0.77
00:07:38.000 And, yeah, I can pretty much.
00:07:39.000 At any given moment, you look at one of these people's videos, and they'll, like, end up describing themselves and not even realize it.
00:07:45.000 So, it's pretty funny.
00:07:48.000 Yeah.
00:07:48.000 It's hilarious.
00:07:49.000 I can't believe people are.
00:07:50.000 We're still defending her.
00:07:52.000 I mean, like, against you on Twitter, I was just like, I could get involved, but my phone is at 8%.
00:07:58.000 Is this really worth it?
00:07:59.000 Yeah.
00:07:59.000 I don't know.
00:08:00.000 I don't think so.
00:08:01.000 Yeah, it wasn't.
00:08:02.000 It wasn't. 1.00
00:08:03.000 Like, yeah, so basically, like, I guess it was today, that fucking faggot Kalen, was that his name? 1.00
00:08:12.000 That she hangs out with all the time. 1.00
00:08:13.000 Really traditional, by the way. 1.00
00:08:15.000 Like, she's really going back to traditional values by hanging out with a bunch of fags and queers. 1.00
00:08:20.000 Um, Cowlin, Cowlin Roberts, or something like that? 1.00
00:08:23.000 Yeah, whatever his gay name is. 0.98
00:08:24.000 He even has a gay name. 0.98
00:08:26.000 You know what I mean? 0.95
00:08:26.000 Yeah. 0.95
00:08:28.000 He's so gay, his name's gay. 1.00
00:08:30.000 That's why he's gay. 0.99
00:08:31.000 He was like, oh, I guess I gotta be gay. 0.97
00:08:31.000 He had the name. 0.97
00:08:33.000 Yeah.
00:08:34.000 He was born into it.
00:08:35.000 He's the first person that's, like, actually born gay. 0.76
00:08:35.000 Yeah. 0.76
00:08:38.000 Yeah. 0.96
00:08:39.000 Like, it's right on his birth certificate that he's gay.
00:08:43.000 But he tweeted out some video about the one I played at the beginning with, like, the police officer telling Lauren Southern that she can't, you know, go down to a mosque in Australia.
00:08:54.000 I think it's in Australia.
00:08:55.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:08:56.000 Go down to a mosque and call them faggots or whatever. 1.00
00:09:00.000 Like, apparently that's just not a good idea to go to predominantly. 1.00
00:09:04.000 You know, Muslim area and say that all Muslims are faggots, especially when you're, you know, a hundred pound white girl. 0.99
00:09:11.000 However, if we get a hundred dollars in the stream labs, I'll go to Dearborn tomorrow and with text to speech turned on. 1.00
00:09:19.000 Oh, man.
00:09:25.000 But, anyways, yeah, also, yeah, we need to do that.
00:09:28.000 That would be great. 0.99
00:09:30.000 It's just, and like, they're crying about like free speech being dead and shit. 0.98
00:09:30.000 Yeah, I don't know. 0.98
00:09:35.000 And it's like, man, like, he's doing you guys a favor.
00:09:38.000 Really? 0.99
00:09:38.000 Oh, dude, I just thought of a good tie in for the whole shit that's been going on this week how gay free speech is. 0.99
00:09:45.000 Because you have all this stupid, like, that one dude, like, Pepsi or Pepsi Pope. 1.00
00:09:51.000 I like him. 1.00
00:09:52.000 But the retarded argument of, like, you know, comedy might be dying, but we need to defend pedophile jokes. 0.99
00:09:59.000 It's like, nah, I'm good. 0.99
00:10:03.000 I've been suspended so much on Twitter that I don't want anybody to be able to joke about anything.
00:10:08.000 Yeah, the trick is to get everyone banned for everything but still make pedophile jokes even though you're complaining about it.
00:10:13.000 Yeah.
00:10:14.000 That's the trick.
00:10:15.000 The trick is to get upset about Dan Harmon while you're saying kids are sexy.
00:10:21.000 Well, I mean, I described it.
00:10:21.000 Yeah.
00:10:24.000 I'm just hoping that Hollywood picks us up.
00:10:27.000 Yeah.
00:10:28.000 It's just putting out your resume.
00:10:31.000 Yeah.
00:10:31.000 I mean, look, I've seen how you make it in this country in kid jokes.
00:10:36.000 It seems to be the way to go, so I'm going to hop right on board.
00:10:39.000 I mean, it's partially true.
00:10:41.000 Like, you know.
00:10:43.000 Could you imagine when was the pedophile heyday?
00:10:46.000 Like the 90s or something?
00:10:48.000 You imagine if they had Lululemon for kids in the 90s? 0.99
00:10:51.000 That'd be fucked. 0.99
00:10:55.000 Yeah, I don't know. 1.00
00:10:56.000 I mean, basically, the entire theme of tonight's show is that free speech just fucking sucks really bad. 0.99
00:11:07.000 Lauren Southern, Gab, pedophile jokes. 0.99
00:11:11.000 You name it. 1.00
00:11:11.000 But she's in Australia, right? 1.00
00:11:13.000 Yeah.
00:11:14.000 So it's like she's going, she's like, she's like going, she's like, I thought this is American.
00:11:17.000 They're like, no, this is Australia.
00:11:20.000 It's like, I can't make jokes about Muslims, like, in a country where free speech isn't, like, a thing.
00:11:25.000 No, you really can't.
00:11:25.000 Yeah.
00:11:26.000 Yeah, like, I don't know. 0.99
00:11:28.000 Like, the whole thing's, like, really cringy to me because, like, and I hate to use the word cringy, but it's the goddamn truth because, like, what, I just don't really understand, like, what she's, like, hoping to accomplish by going to, like, Muslim neighborhoods, and then like making a video being like, Look, they don't like being called faggots. 1.00
00:11:49.000 Can you believe this? 1.00
00:11:51.000 They're so intolerant. 1.00
00:11:52.000 Like, I'm just going to their faces and calling them faggots. 1.00
00:11:55.000 Like, what's wrong? 1.00
00:11:57.000 You know?
00:11:57.000 And then, like, this nice police officer is like, Listen, ma'am, no, you shouldn't do that.
00:12:02.000 This is, you know, people are just trying to, like, live their lives and, like, be normal, you know? 1.00
00:12:07.000 Like, the fucking Muslims in Australia are more Australian than she is. 1.00
00:12:10.000 Like, imagine some fucking foreigner flies to your country and's like, Hey, your religion sucks and it's gay. 1.00
00:12:16.000 Like, you know? 1.00
00:12:17.000 Like,. 1.00
00:12:18.000 Remember, like, you remember when I mean, I got mad at it too, but like, all the e Christians got mad. 1.00
00:12:23.000 Like, the one or what was it, Demi Lovato, or was it somebody else that did the yeah, that did God as a Woman? 1.00
00:12:31.000 Oh, see, you've run into the problem too. 1.00
00:12:33.000 I can't, I can't differentiate these Latina. 1.00
00:12:36.000 Oh, me neither, dude. 0.99
00:12:37.000 Yeah, I mean, they're all goddesses. 1.00
00:12:40.000 One of them's fat now, the heroine one, and then the other one is a fucking walking ISIS member. 1.00
00:12:49.000 So, that's that's all I got. 1.00
00:12:52.000 Yeah, I don't know.
00:12:53.000 Like, it's just.
00:12:57.000 I don't get it. 0.99
00:12:58.000 I don't get why people are watching this shit, other than just to watch Lauren Southern get her ass beat, because that's essentially what her content is. 1.00
00:13:07.000 Is her getting pissed. 1.00
00:13:09.000 Because I lost again.
00:13:11.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:13:12.000 Oh, man, I just had to drink pee.
00:13:14.000 Antifa just held me down and made me drink pee.
00:13:17.000 Please donate to my Patreon.
00:13:19.000 If you love piss, by the way, Lauren Southern. 1.00
00:13:22.000 She's got the content for you. 1.00
00:13:23.000 She's gotten pissed, thrown, and poured on her more times than fucking any porn star known to man, okay? 1.00
00:13:31.000 What is that one leftist name? 1.00
00:13:32.000 Piss Pig Grandpa?
00:13:34.000 Yeah.
00:13:35.000 It's her arch nemesis, and she doesn't even know it.
00:13:37.000 We're all fighting over a piss to fly.
00:13:42.000 I just, I mean, you know, once again, the gamer girl pee thing, ahead of its curve.
00:13:49.000 But, yeah, I don't know. 0.67
00:13:51.000 It really pisses me off, too, because, like, again, she's like a 100 pound, like,. 1.00
00:13:57.000 I hate to say this, but she's fucking rich. 0.99
00:13:59.000 She's privileged. 1.00
00:14:00.000 She comes from a wealthy family. 1.00
00:14:02.000 And she's acting like she's so oppressed or whatever. 1.00
00:14:05.000 It's like, bitch, there are guys in the U.S. that can't even fuck right now. 1.00
00:14:10.000 That's me. 1.00
00:14:12.000 You know?
00:14:13.000 Really?
00:14:14.000 Go off, Kate.
00:14:16.000 And meanwhile, you have you and your sister trying to lock it up? 1.00
00:14:21.000 Trying to lock up the coochie? 1.00
00:14:22.000 Like, fuck off. 1.00
00:14:25.000 I got, you know. 1.00
00:14:26.000 Fuck, like, here's the thing. 1.00
00:14:28.000 Muslims aren't keeping us from, well, not me personally, but, you know, my incel brethren. 1.00
00:14:34.000 You know, Muslims aren't keeping my incel brethren from getting coochie. 0.96
00:14:38.000 Okay? 0.90
00:14:38.000 It's the trad thoughts, if anything. 0.90
00:14:44.000 I don't know why people continue to watch this shit. 1.00
00:14:49.000 I don't know. 1.00
00:14:50.000 Like, the funny thing to me about it is, too, is that, you know, let's be honest, she's a woman.
00:14:55.000 And she's, like, going into these, like, obviously, like, very dangerous situations.
00:14:59.000 Right? 0.87
00:14:59.000 And then, like, the clip I played in the thing, she gets shoved by this black guy. 0.87
00:15:07.000 And it's like, oh! 0.91
00:15:08.000 You know. 1.00
00:15:10.000 And really, just flips on the feminine switch instantly. 1.00
00:15:14.000 And then, in every clip you see of her getting into some physical thing, 20 guys come and, like, no! 1.00
00:15:20.000 Don't fucking torture! 0.99
00:15:21.000 You know. 0.99
00:15:23.000 She's basically putting all these men in very dangerous situations.
00:15:28.000 Is she paying these men for anything?
00:15:30.000 Are they getting compensated?
00:15:32.000 No, they're not. 0.99
00:15:34.000 They're literally white knighting for this fucking thought, getting absolutely nothing out of it while she gets fucking Patreon bucks, YouTube clicks, and all the clout or whatever. 0.99
00:15:43.000 It's just. 0.99
00:15:45.000 It doesn't sit well with me.
00:15:49.000 Me neither.
00:15:51.000 She's having fun with Stefan Molyneux.
00:15:52.000 He's traveling the country with a 50 year old married man. 0.78
00:15:56.000 Right.
00:15:57.000 Yeah, I mean.
00:16:01.000 They both have cults of their own.
00:16:04.000 I'd rather be in Stefan Molyneux's cult, honestly.
00:16:07.000 Yeah.
00:16:11.000 It's just, it's unacceptable.
00:16:15.000 And what's really funny to me, too, is that I would bet every single dime that I own that if Lauren Southern were to get knocked up tomorrow, she'd have an abortion.
00:16:29.000 Guarantee it.
00:16:30.000 And you want to know why? 1.00
00:16:31.000 Because she's a career woman. 1.00
00:16:34.000 You can't fucking go out and fight Antifa on the streets while you're pregnant. 1.00
00:16:37.000 You just can't do it. 0.99
00:16:41.000 Imagine you think fluoride water is good for your baby. 0.92
00:16:45.000 Imagine getting piss thrown on you. 1.00
00:16:52.000 We know she's going to keep doing one. 1.00
00:16:56.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:16:57.000 And the thing is, too, is you know she's fucking. 1.00
00:16:59.000 You know she is. 1.00
00:17:01.000 Just not anybody that is worth a damn.
00:17:06.000 Well, Stefan Mania is pretty rich.
00:17:08.000 Yeah, that's a good point.
00:17:12.000 Or no. 1.00
00:17:15.000 Talk about a video that needs to be leaked to her and Stefan Mania.
00:17:18.000 I don't know about that.
00:17:20.000 Break the internet.
00:17:22.000 Oh, hey, we got some donations here.
00:17:24.000 I'm going to read those off real quick.
00:17:26.000 Blood Crystal donated $5.
00:17:28.000 Didn't say anything.
00:17:29.000 Thank you.
00:17:30.000 Daniel Charney donated $7.
00:17:33.000 Says, I've been a weekly sweat subscriber for the past month on Gumroad, but I'm too lazy to go back and watch the older episodes.
00:17:38.000 Can I get a quick rundown on the Paultown lore?
00:17:40.000 What was this man's crime?
00:17:42.000 Why is he kept at home and surveyed?
00:17:44.000 Surveyed like a caged animal.
00:17:49.000 I'll answer it very succinctly for your safety.
00:17:53.000 Yeah, I don't know how to answer that one.
00:18:01.000 Murder, rape, that sort of stuff.
00:18:03.000 Yeah. 0.84
00:18:07.000 We got Rob who donated $3.33.
00:18:10.000 Mental image for you Ezra Levant interviewing Lauren Southern.
00:18:16.000 Nice.
00:18:18.000 Yeah, I bet that probably happened, though.
00:18:20.000 Mental image Ezra Levant hiring us and we. 0.99
00:18:23.000 Fucking completely change the show and stop hating Jews and minorities. 0.99
00:18:28.000 I mean, I don't hate Jews. 1.00
00:18:32.000 I love Jews.
00:18:34.000 I don't know. 1.00
00:18:35.000 I've been seeing up to their antics lately, and they're really pushing it.
00:18:40.000 Their nose has been exposed a little bit too much lately.
00:18:44.000 Yeah, you know what?
00:18:45.000 It may be about time to name them, if you know what I mean.
00:18:49.000 Time to get on Gab and name them.
00:18:50.000 Well, I can't get on Gab.
00:18:52.000 Speaking of, good segue.
00:18:54.000 Mm hmm.
00:18:55.000 We're so good! 0.99
00:18:56.000 We're so fucking good! 1.00
00:18:58.000 Holy shit, we're all professional. 0.99
00:19:03.000 I deleted my Gab today after, well, I don't know how to describe it really, being unfairly attacked by the website itself, the CEO of Gab. 0.97
00:19:15.000 You know, listen, guys, I've been on the internet for a while.
00:19:19.000 I've had my fair share of. 1.00
00:19:21.000 He's an old fag. 1.00
00:19:23.000 Yeah, you could say that. 1.00
00:19:26.000 I was there for N words, tongue, my anus, okay? 0.94
00:19:29.000 I was there, so if you don't know that, then you don't even know. 0.97
00:19:35.000 You're too new, okay?
00:19:37.000 Who is that?
00:19:39.000 Strangely enough, I actually was there for that.
00:19:40.000 But, yeah, you just don't know.
00:19:43.000 You don't get it, okay?
00:19:47.000 But, you know, I'll get my fair share of hate online, okay?
00:19:52.000 Not that big of a deal to me.
00:19:54.000 You know, death threats, toxins, whatever. 0.54
00:19:57.000 It rolls off of me like insults roll off of the pride Israeli people, you know?
00:20:02.000 They handle it. 0.69
00:20:04.000 It rolls off like something rolls off a Jew. 1.00
00:20:09.000 Um, but, um, rolls off Palestinians. 1.00
00:20:16.000 Listen to the PG 13 show. 0.97
00:20:18.000 Guy, let's not talk about politics.
00:20:21.000 Let's not be controversial.
00:20:24.000 Yeah. 0.76
00:20:25.000 I'm really fucking up my traps right now.
00:20:31.000 But yeah, so I got. 0.92
00:20:32.000 I was.
00:20:34.000 Yeah, don't clip that part out, please.
00:20:38.000 Please, please. 0.97
00:20:39.000 Weekly Sweat Interns, do not clip that part out.
00:20:43.000 But.
00:20:44.000 And post it on Twitter like right now.
00:20:48.000 So, you know, I had a Gab account.
00:20:51.000 I would use it as my figurative internet pillow where I would scream all the bad words I'm not allowed to say on Twitter.
00:21:00.000 You know, like the N word, the F word, things like that.
00:21:03.000 Just, it was cathartic, you know. 1.00
00:21:06.000 And then, of course, the people that don't tell me what to do, Nicholas J. Fuentes, whoever the fuck you are. 0.99
00:21:14.000 Alright, I'll finish the story whenever I goddamn want. 0.99
00:21:16.000 I got two hours to fill here, pal, and I got no prep work done, so. 0.95
00:21:21.000 Stretching, okay?
00:21:25.000 Yeah, this is an epic storytelling method.
00:21:28.000 I think Tolkien first originated it.
00:21:30.000 It's called stretching the story out, you know, really world building here, okay?
00:21:37.000 But, yeah, so I get my fair share of death threats.
00:21:42.000 It's not that big of a deal, it doesn't bother me.
00:21:44.000 But, you know, getting them on Gab, though, I thought it'd be kind of an interesting experiment to see what would happen if I actually, like, reported these people.
00:21:50.000 Because Gab doesn't have necessarily a good track record of, you know, taking down doxings or death threats or things like that.
00:21:58.000 Because it's a quote unquote free speech platform.
00:22:02.000 So it's like, eh, you know, mild thought experiment.
00:22:04.000 So, you know, this was a couple months ago, before the Patrick Little stuff even, you know, I was getting some death threats.
00:22:13.000 So I reported them.
00:22:16.000 And, uh, never, never, never, nothing happened, like, at all to these people.
00:22:20.000 I mean, they're pretty, pretty, uh, let's see.
00:22:24.000 Let's see.
00:22:24.000 I'll read some off for you.
00:22:26.000 This, you know, pulling these up will give me more time to stretch the story out.
00:22:29.000 Um, one said, This right here is why we will hang them first. 0.99
00:22:34.000 They must die so the boomer problem doesn't continue for our children to deal with. 0.99
00:22:40.000 Now, keep in mind, I'm not, like, a boomer. 1.00
00:22:42.000 I'm 30, right?
00:22:43.000 Not a real boomer.
00:22:45.000 Uh, yeah.
00:22:47.000 Just a meme boomer.
00:22:48.000 I'm more of a millennial than anything else, like pushing, but you know, I'm a millennial. 0.95
00:22:53.000 So, yeah, you know, just telling people that I need to die and they're going to hang me. 0.70
00:22:58.000 No big deal. 0.95
00:22:58.000 Really normal behavior. 0.95
00:23:00.000 Listen, Beardson, I hate to break it to you, but we're all going to die one day.
00:23:04.000 Yeah, I mean, I'm okay with it.
00:23:07.000 I welcome it, to be honest.
00:23:08.000 I'm waiting any day now.
00:23:10.000 And again, death threats don't really concern me because I have a concealed carry permit and I carry multiple handguns.
00:23:18.000 I usually keep one in my car.
00:23:20.000 And then keep one on me.
00:23:21.000 Keeps three in his belts.
00:23:23.000 Yeah.
00:23:24.000 Usually keep one on his legs.
00:23:25.000 Well, I keep one here, one here, one on my hip, and I got a little ankle Dillinger that I carry too.
00:23:32.000 So four total.
00:23:33.000 And then there's the shotgun in the car, the AR 15 in the trunk of the car.
00:23:39.000 Compensating or something?
00:23:41.000 Yeah.
00:23:42.000 Well, I do have a few compensators, but just for accuracy.
00:23:48.000 But so, you know, not that cool.
00:23:54.000 You know, whatever.
00:23:55.000 It is what it is.
00:23:56.000 Not too worried about it.
00:23:57.000 And then I saw Gab today tweeting something about, you know, this whole shadow banning business, which we'll get to in a minute because I think it's funny.
00:24:04.000 Yeah, it's not real.
00:24:04.000 It's not real.
00:24:06.000 Gab's going, oh, you shadow ban your users.
00:24:09.000 You shadow ban your users, blah, blah, blah.
00:24:11.000 And so I just happened to say, they said, would be cool if you'd stop shadow baiting people.
00:24:17.000 So I said, would be cool if you could suspend people on your platform that send death threats and dox people.
00:24:22.000 And I actually went back and took a screenshot of the post.
00:24:26.000 I didn't have it on me.
00:24:27.000 I wasn't like, yeah, I'll save that for later.
00:24:29.000 I went and got it, which proved that the post was still up, right?
00:24:33.000 I could just go and look at it.
00:24:35.000 And so I said that.
00:24:38.000 And then they responded with, we do, you child.
00:24:41.000 You know this.
00:24:42.000 Go change your diaper.
00:24:44.000 Which is a really.
00:24:45.000 Really nuanced response.
00:24:47.000 This is from the official Gab account on Twitter.
00:24:50.000 When I had a customer service job, I would often talk like that to the customers and they would be thrilled to come back.
00:24:58.000 I was really taken aback. 0.99
00:24:59.000 I was like, what the fuck? 0.98
00:25:03.000 Keep in mind, when Gab started, Andrew Torbitt DM'd me and was begging me to make an account. 0.99
00:25:08.000 He's like, you can be one of the first people and I'll verify you and all this.
00:25:12.000 And I was like, alright, man, fine.
00:25:14.000 I don't think it's going to go anywhere, but I'll be a good guy, I guess.
00:25:18.000 And.
00:25:19.000 I mean, I was proven right.
00:25:20.000 It hasn't gone really anywhere.
00:25:23.000 I don't know.
00:25:23.000 Facebook dropped like 14% or something.
00:25:26.000 So Gab's on the rise.
00:25:28.000 Maybe that's why he's being so uppity today. 1.00
00:25:30.000 Like, he thinks like he's going to be fucking Mark Zuckerberg now because this shit happens. 1.00
00:25:34.000 He's like, I fucking got you. 1.00
00:25:36.000 It's all me, Zuckerberg. 0.99
00:25:37.000 I did it.
00:25:38.000 I got you finally.
00:25:40.000 No, it had nothing to do with Gab.
00:25:44.000 And yeah, like, basically, it just became like this, like, I was pretty civil throughout the whole thing.
00:25:49.000 And then.
00:25:50.000 You know, the insults started flying.
00:25:51.000 I was like, all right. 1.00
00:25:52.000 So I called him like a moron at best. 1.00
00:25:54.000 Like, I was being, again, being pretty civil. 1.00
00:25:57.000 And, like, all he would do is, like, call me a fucking baby the whole time. 1.00
00:26:02.000 And I was like, man, what is it with these Jews and these babies, huh? 1.00
00:26:07.000 I don't know. 1.00
00:26:09.000 Makes you think.
00:26:11.000 Like, this one really spoke to me. 0.99
00:26:12.000 You have so much talent, and it goes to waste because you're a petulant man child. 0.94
00:26:16.000 It's sad, really. 1.00
00:26:17.000 You know, like, I don't know.
00:26:19.000 Jeez, when did my dad make a Twitter account?
00:26:23.000 I know. 1.00
00:26:24.000 But the funniest part is, he made one post, it was like, that person's been suspended, dumbass. 0.99
00:26:24.000 But,. 0.99
00:26:31.000 And then I literally go to their page and it's still up. 0.99
00:26:33.000 So I took a screenshot of it and I was like, no, they're still here, dumbass. 0.71
00:26:38.000 And then instantly I refreshed the page and it got suspended, it got shut down. 0.97
00:26:43.000 So if you are getting doxxed or death threats, just bully the Gab account, the official Twitter Gab account, because apparently you have to go to another social media website in order to fix their shitty website. 0.89
00:26:59.000 It's great. 0.75
00:27:00.000 I forgot my Gab password and I'm too low agency to reset it.
00:27:04.000 So now all the people that would send me death threats on Gab have just moved to my YouTube videos.
00:27:12.000 So it's really cool because YouTube is a good notification system.
00:27:17.000 Oh, you have a notification.
00:27:18.000 It's like, what's it say? 1.00
00:27:19.000 It's like, oh, you 56% faggot retard. 1.00
00:27:23.000 You're nobody. 1.00
00:27:24.000 And it's like, this video is three months old.
00:27:28.000 I know.
00:27:28.000 I used one guy.
00:27:29.000 He's like, you don't know how to talk.
00:27:31.000 The best one I got was somebody called me Milk Toast, and he like spelt milk and toast.
00:27:39.000 Not making it up.
00:27:40.000 He just doubled down on it, actually.
00:27:42.000 I just checked my phone.
00:27:44.000 Yeah, I don't know.
00:27:49.000 Like, it was just really funny to me.
00:27:53.000 Like, and apparently, this guy has a track record of just like flying off the handle whenever he's like being criticized. 1.00
00:28:00.000 Like, the little bit on like an obvious flaw in their shit. 0.99
00:28:05.000 Like, I mean, you have this reporting system, and it's supposed to be for, like, you know, this sort of shit, right? 0.99
00:28:12.000 Like, death threats and, you know, doxing, basically. 0.92
00:28:16.000 That's the only thing you can get banned for. 0.99
00:28:18.000 I mean, I'm pretty sure you could probably post child porn in Gab, and they wouldn't give a shit. 0.99
00:28:23.000 But, you know, I don't know. 0.99
00:28:25.000 That's why they founded it.
00:28:29.000 That's a.
00:28:30.000 Beerson actually DMs people daily for child porn on Gab, and he hasn't gotten in trouble yet.
00:28:35.000 Well, I shut down my account, so.
00:28:38.000 No more child porn.
00:28:39.000 That's why people are so upset.
00:28:40.000 Yeah, that's what it is.
00:28:42.000 The number one source of child porn on Gab is being shut down.
00:28:50.000 Tori was going to DM me later tonight on Twitter, like, come on, man.
00:28:53.000 I was spying in your DMs and I just want more of that stuff. 0.99
00:28:56.000 I want more child porn. 0.99
00:28:57.000 I verified you for God's sake. 1.00
00:29:01.000 I verified you for child porn. 0.99
00:29:06.000 It was like. 0.98
00:29:07.000 Gibson's Twitter account was literally just at official child porn account.
00:29:16.000 I actually tried to get him on the show tonight, and he's like, listen, I'm too busy with real life.
00:29:23.000 Maybe, you know, and I don't go on small time shows, and it's like, man, like.
00:29:29.000 Finalistic children, finalistic teenagers.
00:29:32.000 Yeah. 0.98
00:29:34.000 I guess now he's going to have to hit up Sargon of the Cod for the official child porn account.
00:29:39.000 That's going to be the new guy there.
00:29:42.000 I don't know.
00:29:47.000 I don't know. 1.00
00:29:49.000 All YouTubers, now that we're done with them. 1.00
00:29:51.000 Yeah, I don't know. 1.00
00:29:52.000 What's funny is he does these shitty periscopes. 0.92
00:29:57.000 I don't like to brag about how well we do. 0.88
00:30:00.000 We do pretty well for ourselves over here with minimal effort.
00:30:04.000 Meanwhile, this guy does show prep and his green screen actually works.
00:30:09.000 You know, he's sitting in front of the camera and he's super serious.
00:30:13.000 He gets like a hundred.
00:30:14.000 He's only worth like a million dollars, too.
00:30:15.000 Yeah.
00:30:16.000 Yeah.
00:30:17.000 And like, yeah.
00:30:19.000 And he only gets like maybe a fraction of what we get on this show, and we do it like once a week.
00:30:24.000 So I don't know.
00:30:25.000 And like, I don't know.
00:30:26.000 I mean, it's a pretty good, really, it's a good strategy, though, if you're wanting to get like, you know, content creators on your website is to like insult them.
00:30:34.000 Like, I don't think he understands.
00:30:37.000 He's not us.
00:30:38.000 Like, you don't get to insult.
00:30:38.000 Okay.
00:30:40.000 Yeah.
00:30:40.000 We're us.
00:30:41.000 Wow.
00:30:42.000 So.
00:30:43.000 Mind breaking content.
00:30:45.000 We are us, not you.
00:30:47.000 You're not me.
00:30:50.000 Wow.
00:30:51.000 There's like 300 kids in the chat.
00:30:52.000 Oh, this is so.
00:30:53.000 I love this content.
00:30:54.000 This is great.
00:30:55.000 Let me put the Streamlabs link after that.
00:30:59.000 We're going to get Sean.
00:30:59.000 We're not us.
00:31:01.000 We're going to get Sean.
00:31:05.000 And Torb's like, wait a second.
00:31:06.000 Is that true?
00:31:11.000 Meanwhile, Jaden Smith has joined the weekly sweat.
00:31:14.000 Yes.
00:31:16.000 Jaden Smith is the black us.
00:31:19.000 Yeah, he really is.
00:31:20.000 I'm a big fan.
00:31:24.000 Big fan of Jaden Smith over here in this household.
00:31:26.000 We respect Jaden Smith.
00:31:28.000 But your wife is a big fan of Jaden Smith because he's black. 0.77
00:31:31.000 Boom. 0.96
00:31:33.000 All right.
00:31:34.000 That was it for Paul tonight, folks.
00:31:35.000 Say goodnight, Paul.
00:31:40.000 We'll just mute him.
00:31:41.000 We'll just mute him.
00:31:43.000 Yeah.
00:31:43.000 All right.
00:31:44.000 Now, finally, time to get to the good content.
00:31:48.000 See, Paul, stick to just making beards and look good.
00:31:51.000 That's how you do it.
00:31:52.000 Even COVID left the double just going to James Smith.
00:31:55.000 Hang on.
00:31:57.000 Actually, I think I can cancel that check that I sent.
00:31:59.000 I don't think it's cleared yet.
00:32:01.000 Yeah, it takes a few weeks to when you're spending a few thousand dollars or sober.
00:32:05.000 You need to verify.
00:32:08.000 Alright, cool.
00:32:10.000 Cancel that.
00:32:12.000 Anyways, continue.
00:32:15.000 So, yeah, I don't know. 1.00
00:32:17.000 Basically, it seems like pretty much anybody that's attracted or promotes free speech is just a fucking faggot, basically. 1.00
00:32:26.000 I mean, there's no getting around it. 1.00
00:32:28.000 We got Andrew Torva, we got Stefan Molyneux.
00:32:31.000 Mike Cernovich, Lauren Southern, all of them. 1.00
00:32:37.000 They're all actual homosexuals. 0.99
00:32:40.000 Like actual gays. 0.96
00:32:42.000 Like Andrew Torva. 1.00
00:32:44.000 Lauren Southern is the only literal lesbian that exists. 1.00
00:32:48.000 That's why she's so angry because she can't find any woman who actually likes women. 1.00
00:32:51.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:32:51.000 That's why she's wanting to take it to Islam. 1.00
00:32:54.000 She wants to liberate all the women. 1.00
00:32:56.000 So she can see. 1.00
00:32:58.000 Because Arab women are the only women who look like men. 0.97
00:33:00.000 She likes women who look like men. 0.99
00:33:04.000 He's like, take off that hood. 0.99
00:33:06.000 I love manly women. 1.00
00:33:11.000 She's like, no, no, don't shave. 1.00
00:33:12.000 Don't shave. 1.00
00:33:13.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:33:16.000 She's just jealous of her sister, Jess. 1.00
00:33:18.000 That's really what it comes down to.
00:33:20.000 Oh, that is like 100%. 0.85
00:33:24.000 And if you mean to tell me that Lauren Southern hasn't had any type of cosmetic surgery at all, there's no way. 0.99
00:33:30.000 Nose. 0.93
00:33:31.000 Dude, yeah, exactly. 1.00
00:33:33.000 That fucking nose got chipped. 1.00
00:33:38.000 Got shaved down. 1.00
00:33:39.000 And it wasn't Antifa that did it, okay?
00:33:41.000 It was probably Dr. Goldstein, if you guys get my gif.
00:33:48.000 That's a two in one there, folks.
00:33:50.000 Family doctor.
00:33:51.000 Yeah, that's a two in one because I just named them as well.
00:33:55.000 Send more money.
00:33:55.000 That's right.
00:33:57.000 Yeah.
00:33:59.000 And streamlabs link right there.
00:34:01.000 Hit it up.
00:34:03.000 Listen, every dollar that goes into that streamlabs gets infused.
00:34:09.000 Into Western values, okay?
00:34:12.000 Every dog goes to Zycon B. Tell you what, if we get $500 in the Streamlabs right now, I too will make a documentary about South Africa.
00:34:21.000 But it won't be like me flying down there and it won't be like shitty footage. 0.99
00:34:27.000 It's going to be sending Zycon B to white South Africans to kill them. 1.00
00:34:30.000 I'll go. 1.00
00:34:31.000 I have nothing better to do.
00:34:33.000 No, we're not going to go.
00:34:34.000 I mean, well, I could die.
00:34:36.000 I doubt it, honestly.
00:34:37.000 No, it's a really good country.
00:34:38.000 One in three women are raped. 0.74
00:34:40.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:34:41.000 It's our culture.
00:34:41.000 Base.
00:34:42.000 It's our culture. 0.98
00:34:44.000 Based black guys in it. 0.93
00:34:46.000 Yeah, it's once again black people leading civilization and showing how women should be treated.
00:34:50.000 Oh, hey, we've got Oates in the chat who's saying, Where can I watch the past streams?
00:34:55.000 Oh, boy, have I got an offer?
00:34:59.000 No, a deal.
00:35:02.000 A deal.
00:35:03.000 Offer or a deal?
00:35:04.000 Demand.
00:35:04.000 This is a deal.
00:35:06.000 So if you go to the link below, right down here, I'm going to do like the trendy YouTubers do. 0.99
00:35:12.000 Right down here, I'm actually pointing at my dick. 0.97
00:35:16.000 Like in real life, but when you see it, I have an offer for you. 0.99
00:35:21.000 But like when you see it because you're alone on a Friday night watching a bunch of nerds just be fighting.
00:35:26.000 Unlike us.
00:35:28.000 Yeah, we're not watching.
00:35:29.000 We are the nerds.
00:35:30.000 I'm under.
00:35:31.000 We're us.
00:35:31.000 I'm never alone.
00:35:32.000 Yeah, we're us.
00:35:34.000 We're under state supervision, not you.
00:35:42.000 We're not legally allowed to leave the state, not you. 0.99
00:35:47.000 But if you go right down here to where my penis is. 0.99
00:35:49.000 Go to gumroad.com slash the weekly sweat. 1.00
00:35:52.000 Check this out.
00:35:53.000 Check this out.
00:35:53.000 Okay, are you ready?
00:35:55.000 It's only $5 a month, and you get almost.
00:35:59.000 For a limited time off.
00:36:01.000 Almost 100 hours worth of content.
00:36:04.000 I mean, we're up to 40.
00:36:06.000 Way more than that.
00:36:07.000 Actually, yeah. 0.91
00:36:09.000 Over the past two weeks, we did fucking 12 hours or something. 0.93
00:36:13.000 We had 12 shows in six days. 0.98
00:36:15.000 Yeah.
00:36:17.000 Yeah, we did quite a lot, so you can check it out at gumroad.com.
00:36:22.000 And check this out.
00:36:24.000 If you don't sub to gumroad.comslash the weekly sweat, I'll be at your house.
00:36:30.000 I'm going to find your address.
00:36:32.000 And I have every right to put it online. 1.00
00:36:36.000 You're anti white. 0.98
00:36:37.000 Yeah, if you're anti white, it's called the Invisible Law. 0.99
00:36:43.000 And that means we can dox you and put your address out there. 0.94
00:36:47.000 Yeah.
00:36:48.000 And guess what? 1.00
00:36:48.000 I'm not going to put it in the nice parts of the internet either, bitch. 1.00
00:36:51.000 We're going to send it to what's his name? 0.97
00:36:51.000 Okay? 0.97
00:36:54.000 I'm going to send it to BuzzFeedWeinstein.
00:36:59.000 That's his name.
00:37:00.000 That's his name.
00:37:01.000 At Euro.com.
00:37:03.000 That's right.
00:37:04.000 We're going to give you docs to Baked Alaska.
00:37:06.000 That's right.
00:37:07.000 If you don't know Baked Alaska's nose, you've noticed his nose has been changing recently. 0.87
00:37:13.000 Not because he's got nose hairs, just because he snorts so much meth 24 7. 0.52
00:37:17.000 His nose has collapsed.
00:37:18.000 You know, maybe this is his end back to the music industry with the whole Demi Lovato thing.
00:37:23.000 Hang on.
00:37:24.000 That's right.
00:37:25.000 He's like, let's not segue too early here.
00:37:27.000 I want to talk about Baked Alaska and his nose some more. 0.90
00:37:33.000 Listen, guys, I'm not saying that Baked Alaska is a Jew. 0.56
00:37:36.000 I would never say. 0.90
00:37:37.000 And don't clip it right here that baked Alaska is a Jew. 0.99
00:37:42.000 I would never say that. 1.00
00:37:43.000 Don't clip that, by the way.
00:37:44.000 Don't clip that and put it everywhere.
00:37:46.000 I'm just.
00:37:46.000 Hold on.
00:37:47.000 Let me stop you there.
00:37:48.000 My phone is not on right now.
00:37:52.000 Yeah, babe, stop DMing me on Instagram.
00:37:54.000 Dude, stop exposing my habitual daily meth use that I use every day.
00:37:59.000 That's what he said to me, literally.
00:38:01.000 He said, stop exposing that I use meth every single day.
00:38:04.000 Listen, literally, my whole family are drug lords, and if I got raided by the police, then they would find a bunch of meth.
00:38:09.000 Listen, you know what?
00:38:10.000 If we don't listen, I'm just saying that Baked Alaska is not his real name.
00:38:17.000 That's all I'm saying.
00:38:19.000 And I know, baked stands for when you use meth, right?
00:38:24.000 Yeah, tell you what, 420 method.
00:38:30.000 Tell you what, for every $20, he's a method actor.
00:38:34.000 For every $20, I knew I'd get one eventually.
00:38:42.000 For every $20 we get in the Streamlabs, I will reveal one digit of Baked Alaska's Nintendo Switch friend code.
00:38:50.000 How long is that?
00:38:51.000 That's quite a bit.
00:38:53.000 It's like 12 digits, so.
00:38:55.000 Wow.
00:38:56.000 For a lot of money, we'll give you nothing, just like the rest of the show.
00:38:56.000 Yeah.
00:39:03.000 Imagine Bass gets maced and he's like, I need milk, but he's like, I need math, I need math.
00:39:08.000 He's like, throw it in my face.
00:39:13.000 He's never going to come on the show again.
00:39:16.000 That's the thing.
00:39:16.000 He would, though.
00:39:18.000 Oh, gosh, you're so funny.
00:39:20.000 He's like, No, we're not joking.
00:39:21.000 He's like, You're so funny.
00:39:22.000 Give it me a job.
00:39:25.000 Listen.
00:39:28.000 All I'm saying is $20, one digit.
00:39:29.000 Okay, we can make it happen, folks.
00:39:32.000 Now, it's 12 digits.
00:39:33.000 You can do the math.
00:39:34.000 You donate $100 to us.
00:39:36.000 We'll stop making fun of you.
00:39:38.000 Every show.
00:39:38.000 Right now.
00:39:39.000 Every show.
00:39:40.000 Right now.
00:39:42.000 Each.
00:39:43.000 Each.
00:39:43.000 Each half an hour.
00:39:44.000 I'm going to buy some green skate gold right now.
00:39:47.000 $100 every half an hour, even when we're not streaming to each person.
00:39:53.000 If you can't afford all three at once, we will take payments.
00:39:56.000 You can just pick your person that you don't want making fun of you.
00:39:59.000 I would recommend picking me first because I could be very brutal.
00:40:02.000 And again, I have your Nintendo Switch code, pal.
00:40:04.000 Don't think I won't.
00:40:05.000 I have your phone number, so choose wisely.
00:40:09.000 Well, nobody cares about that.
00:40:13.000 No, we're just kidding.
00:40:14.000 We're not going to dox baked Alaska.
00:40:17.000 We're not going to reveal that he's not Jewish live on the show.
00:40:24.000 What were we talking about before all this happened, by the way?
00:40:27.000 I totally.
00:40:29.000 How it knows.
00:40:30.000 How it knows.
00:40:31.000 How, if you look at Bob Dylan's nose, it's very similar because they both have insulfating chemicals all the time, 24 7.
00:40:38.000 That's why their nose structure fell apart.
00:40:41.000 That's why my nose is so straight. 1.00
00:40:43.000 That's why Jews are actually more advanced because their nose is better built for use for snorting drugs. 1.00
00:40:51.000 Oh, we got some more donations here. 1.00
00:40:52.000 Let me read those off.
00:40:53.000 Brosiv87 donated $3. 1.00
00:40:56.000 He says, What the fuck? 0.99
00:40:57.000 I think Streamlabs is broken. 0.99
00:40:59.000 Everyone donate to Streamlabs.comslash Beards and Beardsley to see if it's working.
00:41:03.000 I'm not seeing many donations popping through.
00:41:03.000 Yeah, I agree.
00:41:07.000 I don't know.
00:41:08.000 I'm starving.
00:41:09.000 You're what?
00:41:10.000 Please.
00:41:11.000 You're starving?
00:41:12.000 Yeah, Beardson doesn't pay us.
00:41:14.000 Actually, I'm hungry.
00:41:14.000 Yeah, that's true.
00:41:15.000 I changed my mind.
00:41:17.000 Toblerones are okay.
00:41:18.000 Yeah, right?
00:41:20.000 I mean, okay.
00:41:21.000 I'm not going to.
00:41:23.000 White energy drinks and Beardson.
00:41:27.000 Well, I'm glad you came around a little bit on the toblerone question because they're pretty good.
00:41:32.000 They're not my favorite by any means, but they're pretty good.
00:41:35.000 I mean, for four bucks, like.
00:41:37.000 Yeah, it's pricey.
00:41:38.000 Like.
00:41:39.000 Yeah.
00:41:40.000 It's basically a Kit Kat bar, but bigger.
00:41:43.000 Yeah, it's a little bit better than Kit Kat.
00:41:46.000 Well, I mean, no, but okay.
00:41:50.000 I think Kit Kats are good.
00:41:51.000 I mean, hey, I like Kit Kats, don't get me wrong.
00:41:55.000 There's just something about, like, the chocolate quality of the.
00:41:58.000 Yeah, the chocolate, really, that's where it's at.
00:42:00.000 Yeah.
00:42:01.000 No, it's really good.
00:42:02.000 It's the dollar Belgium chocolate bars from Walmart. 0.99
00:42:05.000 Nobody gives a shit, Paul. 1.00
00:42:06.000 Shut up, Paul. 1.00
00:42:07.000 Sorry, Paul. 1.00
00:42:08.000 I don't go to those poor people's stores. 1.00
00:42:10.000 Oh, I forgot. 1.00
00:42:12.000 Yeah.
00:42:12.000 Yeah, it's true.
00:42:14.000 I used to go to stores.
00:42:15.000 Now I don't go to stores.
00:42:16.000 I can't go to stores.
00:42:18.000 Yeah.
00:42:19.000 Oh, we got $3 from Glon, who said Terror House Literary Mag is 100% against free speech.
00:42:26.000 Read White Dwarf.
00:42:28.000 God bless.
00:42:29.000 We're going to start charging you more for ads, pal.
00:42:31.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:42:33.000 Who gives a shit? 0.98
00:42:34.000 They want me to write for him, and it's like I haven't written anything, and like. 0.99
00:42:34.000 I'm not. 0.99
00:42:41.000 Big mistake, pal.
00:42:42.000 That's all I'm saying.
00:42:43.000 Remember when you wrote that review of the Angry Birds movie?
00:42:48.000 Yes!
00:42:48.000 I did!
00:42:49.000 I forgot about that.
00:42:53.000 What did you do?
00:42:54.000 You just took a 4chan infographic?
00:42:56.000 No.
00:42:58.000 I went and saw the Angry Birds movie by myself with a bunch of kids.
00:43:03.000 And you know what?
00:43:04.000 It was a good movie.
00:43:06.000 I laughed.
00:43:06.000 I'm pretty sure that was the last movie I saw.
00:43:10.000 That was the best article on altright.com.
00:43:13.000 No, that was on TRS.
00:43:14.000 I did do an article for All Right.
00:43:17.000 All my articles would just go on Paul Town and then they'd get mirrored over the Daily Storm because they were so epic.
00:43:23.000 I just imagine Sean in the movie theater and they're like, Name him!
00:43:28.000 Name him!
00:43:29.000 There's like children crying next to him.
00:43:31.000 No, they're like kicking the back of his seat. 1.00
00:43:33.000 He's like, Shut the fuck up! 1.00
00:43:35.000 I'm trying to see how they talk about Muslims! 1.00
00:43:41.000 He's like, I was like, man. 0.98
00:43:43.000 Is that the Jew character? 0.87
00:43:44.000 Is that a two character? 0.62
00:43:46.000 These kids are getting so red pilled right now.
00:43:51.000 He handed out alt right business cards outside the movie theater.
00:43:58.000 That's when I was an IE, so I'm like, alright, are you a felon?
00:44:02.000 He actually ran up with the IE flag across the movie screen, just ran back and forth during the commercials. 0.98
00:44:10.000 I imagine he had a notebook, and when he left the theater, all it said was, okay, pigs equals Muslims, birds equals whites. 1.00
00:44:21.000 I mean, listen, it was red film as fuck. 1.00
00:44:25.000 He had a laptop. 0.99
00:44:26.000 He had one of those old things.
00:44:27.000 He had a MacBook.
00:44:28.000 He's just clacking.
00:44:29.000 He's sitting in the front.
00:44:33.000 He just hates the description.
00:44:36.000 That's really like popcorn.
00:44:37.000 It's like, excuse me, I'm trying to write here.
00:44:40.000 I'm a journalist, okay?
00:44:40.000 Please.
00:44:43.000 Yeah, he had the fucking little press hat from the 1930s. 0.99
00:44:47.000 He's like, oh, this just did. 1.00
00:44:49.000 Pigs are bad. 0.99
00:44:53.000 Well, you know why they were pigs, right? 1.00
00:44:56.000 Yeah, because like Muslims. 1.00
00:44:57.000 Yeah, I get it. 1.00
00:44:58.000 You're the expert here.
00:44:59.000 Tell us. 0.99
00:45:00.000 Because Muslims can't eat pork. 1.00
00:45:02.000 Yeah.
00:45:03.000 It's a little tongue in cheek.
00:45:05.000 I know.
00:45:06.000 Sometimes it goes over your head.
00:45:07.000 Yeah, it's really, really deep.
00:45:09.000 That's some deep analysis.
00:45:10.000 Man, I didn't know we had a Roger Ebert here on this sweat.
00:45:16.000 Or can I say, How in High Water?
00:45:19.000 It was about bank robbery. 1.00
00:45:21.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:45:24.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:45:25.000 Next thing you know, this guy's going to say that how the Grinch stole Christmas is about the Jews, too. 1.00
00:45:29.000 I can't, I mean.
00:45:31.000 Well, every movie is about the Jews if you're smoking up. 0.92
00:45:31.000 I haven't seen it. 0.92
00:45:34.000 Yeah, well, every movie is made by the Jews. 1.00
00:45:36.000 There we go. 1.00
00:45:38.000 Now we're getting into that high quality $5 a month content.
00:45:43.000 Speaking of which, we've got some more donations here.
00:45:45.000 Akira donated $5.
00:45:46.000 It says RIP Poverty Town.
00:45:49.000 That's right, because I'm getting rich.
00:45:51.000 Woo!
00:45:53.000 All right, okay, I just want to point this out.
00:45:57.000 You realize that just because it has your name in it, you're not actually getting that money, right?
00:46:02.000 And I'm getting all the rest of it.
00:46:04.000 Woohoo!
00:46:08.000 Rilla donated $2. 0.99
00:46:09.000 Where's the weave episode, you fucking heaps? 0.99
00:46:12.000 It was a little too space. 0.99
00:46:13.000 Things got a little heated there.
00:46:15.000 So we're going to figure out a way to get it out.
00:46:20.000 We're going to leap him out.
00:46:22.000 We've got to figure out a lantern to get off.
00:46:25.000 I'm cutting him out.
00:46:26.000 Behind the blame on that one.
00:46:27.000 I already have.
00:46:29.000 I'm way ahead of you on that one.
00:46:32.000 That's why you're the boss, boss.
00:46:34.000 Speaking of which, Paul, I mailed you some.
00:46:37.000 Documents, just sign them.
00:46:38.000 Don't read them.
00:46:39.000 Don't worry about it.
00:46:43.000 And then we got $15 from the nine hostages.
00:46:46.000 Almost there for one digit for the Baked Alaska switch code there.
00:46:52.000 You missed out.
00:46:54.000 It says Lauren Southern is a fat thought.
00:46:56.000 Beardson, I can't wait for the South Africa documentary.
00:46:59.000 So I said $500, not $15.
00:47:02.000 And it has to be from one donor.
00:47:03.000 Now it's $1,500.
00:47:04.000 Yeah, now it's $1,500.
00:47:07.000 Okay. 1.00
00:47:08.000 You idiots fucked it up. 1.00
00:47:10.000 I swear we have the dumbest, stupidest, most moronic, idiotic, ugly fans. 1.00
00:47:20.000 That's right. 1.00
00:47:20.000 I said it. 1.00
00:47:21.000 You're ugly. 1.00
00:47:22.000 That's so alpha. 1.00
00:47:24.000 Yeah.
00:47:25.000 They're probably all in the chat right now.
00:47:26.000 Like, oh, this guy's so alpha.
00:47:27.000 This is why I listen.
00:47:28.000 He doesn't care.
00:47:29.000 This guy does not give a single F word.
00:47:32.000 Yeah, you're really calling me the Andrew Torba of this live stream.
00:47:35.000 You're the Andrew Torba of the Weekly Switch.
00:47:36.000 I'm willing to burn it all down in the name of free speech.
00:47:40.000 I'm the derae of.
00:47:43.000 Oh, this.
00:47:44.000 And Sean's the Jack. 1.00
00:47:46.000 I don't like the other shit in there. 0.99
00:47:47.000 That should be a fanfic right there. 1.00
00:47:51.000 The jack of all trades.
00:47:53.000 Oink oink paypig streamlabs.com slash beards and beardly.
00:47:58.000 Can we get a $5 oink oink in the streamlabs?
00:48:02.000 By every single person watching this?
00:48:03.000 Yeah, every single one.
00:48:05.000 If you're not willing to pay $5, quit the stream right now unless you pay $5.
00:48:09.000 Yeah, if you're not willing to pay $5 and say oink oink, are you really a honeybee?
00:48:15.000 Are you really woke?
00:48:17.000 Yeah.
00:48:18.000 Listen, I don't want money.
00:48:19.000 I really just.
00:48:20.000 Can somebody loan me, like.
00:48:23.000 20 mil in OSRS.
00:48:25.000 I really need to go to construction and then I'll pay you back.
00:48:29.000 Let's see.
00:48:31.000 We got a question from the chat here.
00:48:31.000 Here we go.
00:48:33.000 I usually don't take them if they don't pay, but this one's really good. 1.00
00:48:36.000 It says, Paul Town is a gay N word. 1.00
00:48:39.000 That's from I Need Cat Girls. 0.99
00:48:41.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:48:42.000 Great account.
00:48:43.000 I love that guy.
00:48:46.000 Really smart guy. 0.96
00:48:49.000 So, Paul Town, gay N word. 0.97
00:48:51.000 Your thoughts? 0.96
00:48:53.000 No, I can't read, so I don't know.
00:48:55.000 It's not true.
00:48:55.000 Oh, I'm saying it.
00:48:56.000 I'm saying it to you, like verbally.
00:48:59.000 Are you sure you don't have a can't read?
00:49:01.000 I think you might have misread Paul Town as Sean.
00:49:03.000 Or Sean as Paul Town.
00:49:04.000 No, it's definitely. 1.00
00:49:05.000 It says P A U L T O W N. 1.00
00:49:09.000 What is the space? 1.00
00:49:09.000 That spells Paul Town. 1.00
00:49:10.000 No, that spells Paul Town.
00:49:11.000 That's one word.
00:49:12.000 I'm Paul Town with a space.
00:49:14.000 You don't have any space in that.
00:49:15.000 Listen, Paul.
00:49:18.000 Let's see. 1.00
00:49:18.000 I will fuck you up. 1.00
00:49:20.000 Oh, yeah? 1.00
00:49:21.000 Yeah.
00:49:21.000 I'm sure she has to get through all my.
00:49:23.000 All people watching me.
00:49:25.000 Yeah, that's a good point.
00:49:27.000 I take it back.
00:49:28.000 It was like seven federal officers to get to me.
00:49:37.000 Let's see, what else do we have in the news?
00:49:41.000 I've got some Tinder stories to talk about.
00:49:43.000 Go ahead, because I'm going to take a piss, and I just kind of want to.
00:49:45.000 Spoiler: Sean did not have to be.
00:49:47.000 I don't want to care.
00:49:50.000 I have to be too.
00:49:51.000 No, actually, actually.
00:49:52.000 Actually, I did.
00:49:53.000 No surprise.
00:49:55.000 Everyone's just going crazy.
00:49:56.000 Oh, man.
00:49:57.000 Actually, I did.
00:49:58.000 That's why I'm funny.
00:49:59.000 Actually, Paul, no, I've always been funny.
00:50:03.000 Actually, she threatened me.
00:50:07.000 So, yeah, my Tinder profile's got the Pops and mental illness t shirt, is the first picture, just because. 1.00
00:50:16.000 No hoes. 1.00
00:50:18.000 Yeah, you know. 1.00
00:50:20.000 That's just Sean's first opening line I'm not gay. 0.99
00:50:23.000 It's all girls.
00:50:25.000 I don't message first. 1.00
00:50:28.000 I try.
00:50:29.000 He's like, I'm not gay.
00:50:32.000 No, because I get interactions like this.
00:50:34.000 And so she starts out like she was like instantly texting back.
00:50:39.000 So I'm like, she's either mad or she wants it.
00:50:44.000 And she's like, Did you read my bio?
00:50:45.000 And I was like, No.
00:50:47.000 Like, I saw you were hot.
00:50:49.000 So, and I was like, Assistant teacher.
00:50:52.000 And she's like, I'm bi. 0.99
00:50:54.000 Your shirt suggests homosexuality is a mental illness, right? 1.00
00:50:57.000 Why would you swipe right on a gay girl? 1.00
00:51:00.000 I was like, Well, lesbians don't exist. 1.00
00:51:02.000 So she hit me with, okay, one, you're an asshole. 1.00
00:51:06.000 Two, you're an idiot. 1.00
00:51:08.000 Like, okay, I know. 1.00
00:51:10.000 And then you should have said three when we fucking. 0.98
00:51:14.000 No, three. 1.00
00:51:15.000 She had three. 1.00
00:51:16.000 Three, I was probably going to fuck you, but that's not happening now. 1.00
00:51:19.000 Sucks for you. 1.00
00:51:21.000 So I was like, that's fine. 1.00
00:51:24.000 Sex is disgusting. 1.00
00:51:25.000 And she's like, well, why are you on Tinder? 1.00
00:51:28.000 Obviously for retweets, because.
00:51:33.000 Yeah, I mean, this is not an option.
00:51:34.000 Yeah, it's gonna happen. 1.00
00:51:37.000 This dick's off the market, ladies. 1.00
00:51:39.000 Yeah, so yeah, listen, I cut it off. 1.00
00:51:42.000 You missed your boat.
00:51:44.000 Yeah, you definitely cut it off.
00:51:49.000 You get it, guys?
00:51:50.000 I'm implying.
00:51:51.000 Okay, let me break it down for you guys.
00:51:54.000 For the civilians in the chat. 1.00
00:51:55.000 It was a good joke, so it may have gone right over your head because all of you are dumb, slobbering, drooling morons. 1.00
00:52:03.000 We create comedy for people like Neil deGrasse Tyson. 1.00
00:52:06.000 Neil deGrasse Tyson. 1.00
00:52:07.000 Yep, niggers. 1.00
00:52:12.000 Well, the N words of the internet. 1.00
00:52:15.000 Yeah, here they are. 1.00
00:52:17.000 That's their motto.
00:52:18.000 We're for the end words of the internet. 1.00
00:52:21.000 When Sean said, I cut it off, I implied that he cut off his penis, which would mean that he can't have sex. 1.00
00:52:33.000 That's what I meant. 1.00
00:52:34.000 Yeah, well, here's the thing.
00:52:35.000 Here's the thing, Sean. 0.99
00:52:36.000 Just shut up for a second. 0.99
00:52:41.000 Okay. 0.99
00:52:44.000 It didn't sound like that's what you meant.
00:52:47.000 So what I did was I hammered it home.
00:52:49.000 It's a.
00:52:50.000 Comedy technique.
00:52:51.000 You may not know anything about it.
00:52:52.000 It's called hammering the joke home.
00:52:54.000 No, I can't hammer anymore.
00:52:56.000 I cut it off in it.
00:52:57.000 That's weird.
00:52:58.000 That's a pullback right there.
00:53:03.000 That's what we call a recurring joke in the comedy world here, where we make.
00:53:07.000 That's also Sean's nickname.
00:53:15.000 So, basically, whenever you have a joke and then you make the same joke.
00:53:21.000 Later, because you're lazy and run out of content, you can basically play it off like you're just doing a callback.
00:53:30.000 It's a common technique in the pedophiles.
00:53:34.000 I don't even get people texting me back.
00:53:36.000 Can you explain?
00:53:39.000 It's because you cut it off.
00:53:40.000 Another callback!
00:53:41.000 Owned!
00:53:41.000 I'm bringing it back!
00:53:43.000 Oh, yeah?
00:53:45.000 Watch this.
00:53:46.000 We are us.
00:53:50.000 You're not us, guys.
00:53:51.000 Hey, but you know who isn't our us?
00:53:53.000 Toys R Us, because they went out of business.
00:53:56.000 Topical humor. 1.00
00:53:58.000 Oh, suck it. 1.00
00:53:59.000 It's because Jews were promoting abortion. 1.00
00:54:02.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:54:05.000 Now we're just schizophrenic rambling.
00:54:08.000 It's still here.
00:54:10.000 Word list for my good friend Paul.
00:54:13.000 Which one?
00:54:14.000 Oh, all right.
00:54:16.000 Let's see.
00:54:16.000 We got the Blood Moon.
00:54:19.000 Hey, guys.
00:54:20.000 No, talk about the zebra that they painted.
00:54:22.000 Oh, yeah.
00:54:22.000 That was way more.
00:54:23.000 Yeah, so Zoo's in deep trouble.
00:54:25.000 In hot water, you might say.
00:54:27.000 Not little hot water, because it's not flooded.
00:54:29.000 But it's using hot trouble because they painted donkeys like zebras.
00:54:33.000 People found out.
00:54:34.000 Wow. 0.99
00:54:36.000 I guess you could say they made a real ass of themselves, huh, Paul? 0.99
00:54:39.000 And this is a weekly sweat. 0.99
00:54:42.000 Good night, folks.
00:54:44.000 See you next week.
00:54:47.000 Thanks everybody for tuning in. 0.94
00:54:48.000 We're some real donkeys. 0.93
00:54:50.000 Yeah, this is a great lesson on comedy. 0.92
00:54:54.000 So tune in next week for more lessons on comedy.
00:54:57.000 Pew pew!
00:54:58.000 Pew pew!
00:55:02.000 No, what's funny, though, about that.
00:55:04.000 I should have really cut it off there.
00:55:06.000 I really should have.
00:55:08.000 I don't think there's anything topping that because that was such a good one.
00:55:11.000 Black and white Yuma right there.
00:55:13.000 Yeah. 0.96
00:55:15.000 But the funny part about them painting the drag is that it's a black and white. 0.95
00:55:23.000 That was good because it's a zebra. 0.94
00:55:33.000 Ha ha ha.
00:55:37.000 But, anyways, if I can get to my joke here, because it's really good, trust me here.
00:55:43.000 I doubt it's as good as Sean's.
00:55:45.000 I beg to differ, but we'll find out.
00:55:48.000 We'll find out in the arena of comedy, folks, because that's really what this show is.
00:55:51.000 It's an arena of comedy.
00:55:53.000 We're all competing to be the best living comedian.
00:55:57.000 Because really, who else is better than us?
00:56:01.000 No, I just want to be the best dead comedian.
00:56:05.000 Oh, that's called self depreciating because he's like suicidal and everyone relates to that.
00:56:10.000 It's relatable comedy.
00:56:11.000 Yeah, it's kind of.
00:56:13.000 Oh, guys, I'm so depressed. 1.00
00:56:16.000 I can't get laid because they cut my dick off. 1.00
00:56:25.000 I'm John and I'm gay and I can't have sex with you until I talk to them on Tinder. 1.00
00:56:31.000 Listen, Paul. 0.99
00:56:33.000 Anyway, I'm not going to allow you to get a rebel.
00:56:34.000 I'm telling my joke.
00:56:35.000 So, the reason, you know, that they painted this giraffe, which is, you know, an awful.
00:56:42.000 It's not a giraffe.
00:56:44.000 Zebra.
00:56:45.000 That's a zebra.
00:56:45.000 They painted a zebra like a donkey.
00:56:48.000 They painted a zebra to look like a donkey, okay?
00:56:51.000 You know what that sounds like to me? 1.00
00:56:53.000 That sounds like Jews pretending to be white people. 1.00
00:56:56.000 Am I right, guys? 1.00
00:56:57.000 That's because Jews paint their socks black and white. 1.00
00:56:59.000 Am I right? 1.00
00:57:00.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:57:01.000 That donkey's walking around like, hello, fellow zebras. 1.00
00:57:05.000 The donkey's like, here, take a look at this newspaper I didn't need. 1.00
00:57:10.000 I run it. 0.98
00:57:12.000 I run the newspapers and the media and the banks. 0.93
00:57:14.000 And the whole donkey's like, what a great zebra.
00:57:19.000 Yeah, the zebra's like, oh, they need it. 1.00
00:57:27.000 They need ass Hitler. 1.00
00:57:37.000 This is great. 1.00
00:57:52.000 And then there's the one zebra that's like, listen, guys, the donkey's like, I don't think this guy's a donkey. 0.66
00:58:01.000 I think he's a zebra. 0.54
00:58:02.000 And it's kind of weird that this one specific donkey runs all of everything. 0.81
00:58:10.000 And then he gets kicked out of the zoo and beat up and killed. 0.57
00:58:16.000 Yeah.
00:58:17.000 And he loses.
00:58:18.000 Yeah, he loses.
00:58:19.000 And he's a virgin.
00:58:21.000 Yeah, and then he makes a Twitter account. 1.00
00:58:24.000 And then he gets banned because he's like, listen, guys, we've got to do something about these fucking zebras. 0.99
00:58:28.000 And then he becomes president of the United States. 0.99
00:58:30.000 And his name is Donald Trump.
00:58:31.000 Donald J. Trump.
00:58:33.000 You know what the J stands for? 0.98
00:58:35.000 Jaywalking. 0.90
00:58:37.000 Because he jaywalked his way to the office.
00:58:41.000 Hey, apparently, speaking of jaywalking and Patrick Little, apparently he got detained at the Canadian border recently.
00:58:49.000 Because apparently.
00:58:50.000 The Canadians were probably like, sorry, you can't come in, sorry. 0.99
00:58:53.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:58:55.000 They were probably like, listen, sir, our country's pretty gay. 0.97
00:58:59.000 But not that gay. 1.00
00:59:02.000 Head on back, buddy. 1.00
00:59:04.000 Sorry.
00:59:06.000 It's Faith Goldie saying sorry at the border. 0.97
00:59:11.000 You're not red pilled enough.
00:59:11.000 Oh, sorry.
00:59:12.000 Speaking of Faith Goldie, apparently she's running for Toronto mayor.
00:59:16.000 Yeah.
00:59:17.000 We're going to have Faith Goldie be president once Justin Trudeau's gone, Patrick Goldie president.
00:59:23.000 Well, I mean, I hope.
00:59:26.000 Here's the thing about that.
00:59:26.000 Here's the thing.
00:59:29.000 That she falls in the footsteps of the great Toronto mayor, I think it was Toronto, Robert Ford.
00:59:34.000 Yeah.
00:59:35.000 Yeah.
00:59:37.000 She's, I mean, she's already halfway there, right?
00:59:38.000 She's already an adult.
00:59:39.000 Robert Ford?
00:59:41.000 And that's right, has kids.
00:59:44.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:59:45.000 So hopefully, I hope she gets elected. 1.00
00:59:47.000 I hope she starts smoking crack. 1.00
00:59:49.000 I hope she starts talking about, I don't know, whatever it is women talk about. 1.00
00:59:52.000 I don't pay attention to them, to be honest with you. 1.00
00:59:54.000 I hear them talking. 1.00
00:59:55.000 I just hear, nag, And I'm like, oh, shut up. 1.00
00:59:59.000 So alpha. 1.00
01:00:00.000 You know, it's like, shut up, woman. 1.00
01:00:02.000 I'm so sick of it. 1.00
01:00:03.000 Like, today, I was in traffic and I was blasting my music real loud, and I was next to this female driver, right? 1.00
01:00:12.000 This female driver, and she looks over me. 0.99
01:00:14.000 God.
01:00:15.000 I know.
01:00:16.000 I know. 1.00
01:00:17.000 I would have fucking. 0.99
01:00:18.000 By the way, I actually. 0.99
01:00:21.000 Actually, I have an actual. 1.00
01:00:23.000 It's a woman driver. 1.00
01:00:24.000 It's an Asian woman driver.
01:00:25.000 I actually have a real life story to tell about this. 1.00
01:00:29.000 But you went outside?
01:00:30.000 I can't relate.
01:00:31.000 Yeah, I know you can't because you're not allowed to have a driver's license.
01:00:37.000 So true. 1.00
01:00:38.000 But she turns to me and she's like, nag, And I'm like, I can't hear you, bitch. 1.00
01:00:45.000 I'm listening to Lil Uglymane. 1.00
01:00:48.000 And she's like, Nag, And I'm like, Listen, bitch. 1.00
01:00:56.000 I'm listening to Slick Rick. 1.00
01:00:59.000 And I'm going to treat you like a prostitute. 1.00
01:01:03.000 You know? 1.00
01:01:05.000 And she turned and was like, Nag, And I was like, Make me a sandwich, bitch. 1.00
01:01:13.000 And she did. 1.00
01:01:14.000 And it was really nice.
01:01:15.000 And then she became a fashion traveler.
01:01:15.000 It was a nice turn.
01:01:19.000 Braids just grew instantly.
01:01:21.000 You mindbroker.
01:01:22.000 Yeah.
01:01:23.000 No, funny story.
01:01:24.000 This is actually a true story.
01:01:26.000 I got pulled over earlier this week because I was speeding.
01:01:30.000 Wow.
01:01:31.000 I know.
01:01:32.000 Can't relate. 0.62
01:01:33.000 I leave on time because I'm white.
01:01:36.000 No, this is actually on my way home. 0.61
01:01:39.000 And I actually have a good reason for speeding.
01:01:42.000 Yeah, well, yeah.
01:01:45.000 Listen, Beardson, there's no good reason for breaking traffic laws.
01:01:48.000 There's no good reason for breaking any of the laws.
01:01:50.000 I beg to differ because here's the story.
01:01:52.000 There was a young. 1.00
01:01:53.000 Female driver in front of me. 1.00
01:01:56.000 And I had to get around her, or else she was going to cause an accident and kill me. 1.00
01:02:01.000 So I did. 1.00
01:02:03.000 I prefer to be behind the young female drivers. 1.00
01:02:06.000 I'm sure you do. 0.81
01:02:09.000 And you actually really prefer a black Nissan Ultima right behind you, too, right?
01:02:14.000 No.
01:02:15.000 Oh, it's a callback.
01:02:16.000 Another callback.
01:02:16.000 Nice.
01:02:17.000 That was actually a double callback. 0.99
01:02:20.000 Real sweat fans will get that one.
01:02:22.000 That was two callbacks, actually, because A, the Nissan Ultima, and B, Sean being gay. 0.97
01:02:26.000 So, BAM! 0.97
01:02:28.000 Double whammy owned.
01:02:30.000 Literal double whammy.
01:02:31.000 Yeah.
01:02:32.000 But, anyways.
01:02:34.000 So, I passed this female driver and I got pulled over, and the officer's like, Why are you going so fast?
01:02:38.000 And I was like, Look, I may sound like a bit of a misogynist here.
01:02:41.000 It was a young female driver, and you know as well as I do, you know.
01:02:47.000 Come on.
01:02:48.000 And he literally was like, Yep, okay.
01:02:50.000 Yeah, go ahead.
01:02:50.000 That's fine.
01:02:51.000 And I didn't get a ticket.
01:02:52.000 See, no cop would have.
01:02:54.000 This didn't happen because the cop would have been like, Why weren't you tailing your home? 1.00
01:02:58.000 Find where she lives, you retard. 1.00
01:03:01.000 I'm what do you mean? 1.00
01:03:02.000 Like, what am I gonna do?
01:03:03.000 I'm married.
01:03:06.000 Listen, it's not cheating if you steal our used underwear.
01:03:09.000 That's all I'm saying.
01:03:11.000 Thanks.
01:03:12.000 Oh, we got some more donations.
01:03:19.000 Let's read those off real quick.
01:03:22.000 Yeah, quick.
01:03:22.000 Hurry up.
01:03:23.000 Yeah, we got donations.
01:03:25.000 Just make something up quick.
01:03:28.000 Five dollars from Virgin Overlord who says, weekly sweat merch idea. 0.99
01:03:33.000 Will you shut the fuck up, Paul? 0.97
01:03:34.000 I'm trying to read our fans' donations here. 0.99
01:03:35.000 It's really important to me that their message get through.
01:03:39.000 I know you don't get any of the money, but don't spoil it for the rest of us.
01:03:42.000 The rest of us being you. 1.00
01:03:44.000 Shut the fuck up. 0.99
01:03:45.000 Anyways, we got some merch idea. 1.00
01:03:48.000 The Me Toothbrush, similar to those toothbrushes that play music when you brush, except it plays women's rape cries. 0.93
01:03:54.000 That's a horrible idea.
01:03:55.000 I don't think anybody would buy that.
01:03:57.000 Yeah, our fans don't brush their teeth.
01:03:59.000 Yeah, I don't even.
01:04:00.000 So, we got $5 from Autostotle.
01:04:04.000 I floss twice a day.
01:04:06.000 I floss.
01:04:07.000 I just.
01:04:08.000 The rest of it.
01:04:09.000 And I usually floss with. 0.99
01:04:12.000 Teen pussy hairs. 0.99
01:04:14.000 Alright. 1.00
01:04:15.000 Bringing it back.
01:04:17.000 That's a callback.
01:04:18.000 That's a pedophilia.
01:04:19.000 It's not pedophilia.
01:04:23.000 It's a fabophilia, okay?
01:04:24.000 It's not pedophilia if you're the fan of the weekly split.
01:04:27.000 I don't dare to do that.
01:04:28.000 Speaking of Margo, open DMs.
01:04:31.000 Oh my god. 0.99
01:04:32.000 I'm not even getting these fucking donations here. 0.99
01:04:34.000 That's a callback to the plans we laid out, Paul and I laid out during the pre show. 0.99
01:04:41.000 I just laid out plans for myself.
01:04:42.000 I didn't.
01:04:43.000 Well, I could too.
01:04:45.000 I'm not going to use it.
01:04:46.000 When I dump the body, you can do whatever you want.
01:04:48.000 I don't care.
01:04:49.000 We also got five dottles from, I don't know, who's this?
01:04:52.000 I can't even say his name.
01:04:53.000 Oddest.
01:04:54.000 Oddest. 1.00
01:04:55.000 That's a dumb name. 1.00
01:04:56.000 Oddest. 1.00
01:04:57.000 Dumbass name. 1.00
01:04:58.000 Probably an idiot. 1.00
01:04:59.000 Probably a homo, too. 1.00
01:05:02.000 Please don't send any of this gracious donation to Paul. 1.00
01:05:04.000 Trust me.
01:05:05.000 Easiest thing I've done all week. 1.00
01:05:08.000 Yeah, I bet it is because his life sucks. 0.98
01:05:11.000 And then we got 50 big boys from Chris Brown. 0.98
01:05:15.000 Love your music, by the way.
01:05:16.000 I was like, hit Rihanna. 1.00
01:05:20.000 He says, Muscle Girls, Big Gay, please confirm. 0.96
01:05:24.000 Also, what's with Sean's anime tendencies? 0.91
01:05:30.000 So let's take this piece by piece. 1.00
01:05:31.000 Muscle Girls, Big Gay. 1.00
01:05:33.000 I don't know. 1.00
01:05:35.000 I'm not really into it, to be honest with you.
01:05:37.000 Not a fan of the Muscle Girls. 0.88
01:05:38.000 Like, a little bit, you know, a nice fit body. 1.00
01:05:42.000 Yeah, okay.
01:05:43.000 I'm okay with that. 1.00
01:05:44.000 You get to these girls that are powerlifting, it's like, dude, your clit's bigger than my penis. 1.00
01:05:47.000 Which isn't a big accomplishment because I have a small wiener. 1.00
01:05:50.000 Owned!
01:05:54.000 That's good, yeah, right there. 1.00
01:05:57.000 Powerlifting women are still weak as shit. 1.00
01:05:59.000 The strongest powerlifting woman can only bench 175 or something. 1.00
01:06:06.000 I'd like them to put up a little bit of a fight, if you know what I mean. 1.00
01:06:12.000 That's nothing.
01:06:14.000 I'm into them. 0.95
01:06:16.000 I guess I don't really worry about the clit too much. 0.99
01:06:19.000 At least I can find it that way. 0.94
01:06:24.000 Me, I have no stance on the matter.
01:06:25.000 I don't care.
01:06:26.000 Yeah, it really doesn't.
01:06:28.000 Like, here's the thing if they're not coming over to his house, he's pretty much out of the way.
01:06:31.000 I'm literally not going to see him.
01:06:36.000 Yeah. 0.95
01:06:37.000 As far as the anime tendencies go, I mean, if you have a problem with anime, you're watching the wrong goddamn show here.
01:06:41.000 Okay, I'm not a big fan of anime, but I stand with all my anime n words out there, and.
01:06:47.000 Nothing wrong with anime.
01:06:49.000 Yeah.
01:06:51.000 You know, I watch.
01:06:51.000 I enjoy it from time to time.
01:06:52.000 Listen, I watch Dragon Ball Z. I'm hip.
01:06:54.000 I'm cool.
01:06:56.000 Listen, in my defense, no anime girl's ever got an abortion, so.
01:07:01.000 I don't know. 0.99
01:07:03.000 I've read some pretty fucked up. 0.99
01:07:04.000 We read some horror stories. 0.99
01:07:06.000 Hentai. 1.00
01:07:07.000 I don't read Doosians. 0.99
01:07:08.000 Oh.
01:07:09.000 Is that what they're called? 1.00
01:07:12.000 It only reads mangas where the girls are getting an abortion. 1.00
01:07:16.000 Yeah, really, that's the only thing.
01:07:19.000 At this point, I've been on the internet for so long, at this point, if it's not just totally bonkers, I'm not excited by it anymore. 0.71
01:07:26.000 Basically, you've got to throw her down some stairs. 0.98
01:07:29.000 Or something for me to even get an erection at this point. 1.00
01:07:32.000 And that's just, that's mild. 0.80
01:07:36.000 Sorry about it. 1.00
01:07:37.000 Women will never be able to live up to my standards while they're alive. 1.00
01:07:41.000 Pew pew! 1.00
01:07:47.000 This is why we don't do guests.
01:07:48.000 This is the best type of show.
01:07:50.000 Yeah, I really enjoy the no guest shows because, A, it's a lot less work, and that's it.
01:07:58.000 What do you mean? 0.96
01:07:59.000 I've had to say so many fucking jokes, so many quips. 0.99
01:08:03.000 Oh, here we go. 1.00
01:08:05.000 Here we go.
01:08:06.000 Sean with his complex is acting up again.
01:08:12.000 I do important comedy stuff.
01:08:14.000 Oh, me big man.
01:08:16.000 Me lift heavy thing.
01:08:17.000 Me so smart and phony.
01:08:20.000 And that's it.
01:08:23.000 Literally nothing else.
01:08:29.000 Oh, hey, we got Nicholas J. Fuentes.
01:08:32.000 America first, Nicholas J. Fuentes, who says, Again, normally I don't read the chat.
01:08:38.000 I'm in Mexico alone.
01:08:39.000 I'm watching this.
01:08:40.000 Yeah, he says, I'm in a Mexican restaurant alone watching this. 1.00
01:08:43.000 What a loser! 1.00
01:08:44.000 Can we all type a big ha ha in the chat to laugh at that loser? 1.00
01:08:50.000 Ha ha! 1.00
01:08:52.000 Nick, what are you eating?
01:08:54.000 Are you just doing the free chips and salsa?
01:08:57.000 I've done that.
01:08:57.000 He's like, I'll order soon.
01:08:59.000 I'll order soon.
01:09:01.000 I'm not doing the chips.
01:09:03.000 No, me no comprende.
01:09:06.000 He speaks Spanish because his last name's Fuentes.
01:09:06.000 You get it?
01:09:09.000 Oh!
01:09:10.000 Pew pew!
01:09:11.000 Wait till the MAGA people find out.
01:09:13.000 I can't tell the story, but I did get a Mexican day laborer fired.
01:09:17.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00
01:09:18.000 Yeah, that was a good story.
01:09:20.000 Oh, hey, we got another donation here from a washed up crisis actor who says quality show kings.
01:09:25.000 It's so quality that he donated one dollar.
01:09:29.000 Wow. 1.00
01:09:31.000 Real piece of shit, huh? 1.00
01:09:33.000 Thanks. 1.00
01:09:35.000 Thanks, pal. 1.00
01:09:36.000 My wife's not going to beat the shit out of me when I tell her, hey, honey, I stream for three hours a night and I got one whole dollar. 1.00
01:09:36.000 Yeah, sure. 1.00
01:09:45.000 Wait, we're going three hours?
01:09:47.000 I streamed for seven hours tonight.
01:09:49.000 Got one dollar.
01:09:50.000 Well, I really count the hour that I've talked.
01:09:53.000 I count the hour that I've talked to you. 1.00
01:09:55.000 Will you shut the fuck up, Paul? 1.00
01:09:57.000 Time goes much slower. 0.99
01:09:59.000 Hey, I have to restart my computer because I have high CPU usage, apparently.
01:10:03.000 Yeah, I can tell because you look like the character out of the Tron.
01:10:07.000 You guys get that epic pop culture reference?
01:10:10.000 Ready Player One on DVD this week.
01:10:12.000 Check it out.
01:10:13.000 Great movie.
01:10:16.000 See, Sean left because he hasn't seen it, so let's talk about some epic Ready Player One moments.
01:10:19.000 Finally, some good.
01:10:20.000 Now we can have some real comedy.
01:10:21.000 Yeah, let's talk about some epic Ready Player One moments.
01:10:24.000 Did you see the movie?
01:10:25.000 I'm sure you did, because you're a man of good.
01:10:27.000 You haven't seen it yet?
01:10:29.000 I haven't seen any movies recently.
01:10:30.000 Oh, yeah, that's right.
01:10:31.000 Why don't I go to the movie?
01:10:32.000 Yeah, they can't.
01:10:33.000 I've got to get cameras.
01:10:34.000 So, listen, let me tell you, it's easily one of the most epic movies I've ever seen.
01:10:40.000 So, there was this part in the movie, and I'm not going to do any spoilies for anybody, because I know a lot of people are very.
01:10:47.000 Sensitive to that kind of stuff.
01:10:48.000 But the part where the Ninja Turtles showed up and the main character's like, Whoa, you're the Ninja Turtles.
01:10:55.000 And they're like, Yeah, we know.
01:10:57.000 And they cross their arms.
01:10:58.000 I got goosebumps.
01:11:01.000 It's such a cinematic marvel.
01:11:05.000 And then there's a part too.
01:11:06.000 Gandalf?
01:11:07.000 Yeah, Gandalf shows up, right?
01:11:09.000 He's like, Where are the hobbits?
01:11:11.000 Those aren't hobbits, those are turtles.
01:11:13.000 And everyone starts laughing.
01:11:14.000 Yeah, it was really funny.
01:11:15.000 And I thought it was a brave choice to add a laugh track to a movie.
01:11:19.000 But it worked.
01:11:20.000 I don't know.
01:11:20.000 It works really well.
01:11:22.000 It was like, I knew when to laugh.
01:11:25.000 You know?
01:11:26.000 It's good, yeah.
01:11:27.000 We should get one of those for sure.
01:11:29.000 Yeah, just for him, not anybody else in this show.
01:11:31.000 Yeah, nobody else needs it.
01:11:33.000 And then, oh man, I don't even know if I should talk about this part in the movie.
01:11:38.000 I'm going to, anyways.
01:11:39.000 There was this part, Harry Potter shows up, right?
01:11:43.000 And he's like, Did you read my book?
01:11:44.000 And he casts a spell.
01:11:47.000 And everyone, the whole audience just erupts.
01:11:51.000 And I.
01:11:51.000 It literally erupts.
01:11:53.000 And I realize it's a 4D experience.
01:11:53.000 It literally erupts.
01:11:55.000 4D experience.
01:11:56.000 You're the only real person in the movie theater.
01:11:59.000 Listen, you know those, like, that prank where they make you sit on, like, a seat that ejects up and.
01:12:07.000 Shoots you up in the air.
01:12:08.000 Shoots you out of the car. 0.60
01:12:09.000 Yeah, that's what they had all of those rigged in the movie theater.
01:12:11.000 And then you realize you're in a car and you get dejected.
01:12:14.000 Yeah, and then you realize your car is slowly sinking into the river.
01:12:17.000 And you're like, oh my god, this is so immersive.
01:12:20.000 This is amazing.
01:12:23.000 And then you have to escape, and then you escape, and then you turn around and you get out and you look.
01:12:28.000 And then you realize you're back in the movie theater.
01:12:30.000 No, they have the whole thing projected on a screen right by the river.
01:12:35.000 And you're actually in the movie.
01:12:35.000 And you're like, oh my god.
01:12:37.000 You're in it.
01:12:38.000 You're in the whole thing.
01:12:39.000 You're the character.
01:12:40.000 Everyone's laughing at you.
01:12:41.000 You're Harry Potter, like the whole time.
01:12:44.000 I was like, oh my God, this is intense.
01:12:47.000 And then the worst part, I don't think Sean saw this part because he was too busy making out with a guy.
01:12:50.000 Oh, hey, Sean's back.
01:12:51.000 Cool.
01:12:53.000 What's up, man?
01:12:54.000 How's your computer?
01:12:55.000 I don't know.
01:12:56.000 How do I look?
01:12:57.000 You would not guess what we were just talking about.
01:13:00.000 No, I don't care.
01:13:02.000 We're going to spend the next half an hour.
01:13:03.000 You have to try to figure out what we were talking about.
01:13:05.000 You have to ask the questions.
01:13:06.000 We'll say yes or no. 1.00
01:13:08.000 Were you talking about a stupid joke that you made up about me? 0.99
01:13:12.000 No, it wasn't about you. 0.99
01:13:13.000 It was about Harry Potter.
01:13:15.000 And Gandalf.
01:13:16.000 Yeah, well, no.
01:13:17.000 So you haven't seen the epic comedy, romance, saga, Ready Player One?
01:13:21.000 No.
01:13:22.000 It came out on Blu ray this week.
01:13:23.000 What are you doing?
01:13:24.000 It came out on Tuesday.
01:13:26.000 I told you this.
01:13:27.000 You're not culturally relevant if you didn't watch it.
01:13:29.000 Listen, and I told you that if you didn't watch it, you're fired.
01:13:33.000 No, you didn't?
01:13:34.000 I actually did.
01:13:34.000 I did.
01:13:35.000 I'm pretty sure.
01:13:36.000 I was there.
01:13:37.000 I'm pretty sure.
01:13:38.000 We were literally at your house.
01:13:38.000 You were there.
01:13:39.000 We told you.
01:13:41.000 I was not. 0.99
01:13:42.000 I live in a different state, liar. 0.91
01:13:44.000 We drove to your house together. 0.98
01:13:45.000 You can't leave the state.
01:13:47.000 Well, not legally, but I broke the rule.
01:13:50.000 I just didn't tell you that you didn't want it.
01:13:52.000 You have to watch.
01:13:52.000 All right.
01:13:52.000 Wow.
01:13:53.000 Listen, you have to watch.
01:13:55.000 We're going to go ahead and just.
01:13:56.000 You have to watch it tomorrow or yesterday.
01:13:58.000 You have to watch it by yesterday.
01:13:59.000 Yeah.
01:14:00.000 For us, you're fired.
01:14:01.000 It's such a good movie.
01:14:02.000 Sean, okay, so another epic spoil.
01:14:04.000 I'm not going to spoil too much.
01:14:05.000 I don't want to ruin the movie for you guys.
01:14:07.000 I'm going to look up the Wikipedia before I watch it like I do every other movie.
01:14:12.000 No, no, no.
01:14:13.000 It's an experience.
01:14:14.000 I'm not fierce on this one.
01:14:15.000 It's an experience, okay?
01:14:16.000 So there's this part where.
01:14:19.000 What's that movie, that gay 80s movie called? 0.76
01:14:21.000 Oh, Back to the Future. 0.77
01:14:22.000 Do you remember that movie, Back to the Future?
01:14:22.000 Do you remember that?
01:14:24.000 Never saw it.
01:14:26.000 But are you aware of it?
01:14:27.000 No.
01:14:28.000 You know what it is? 0.97
01:14:29.000 I mean, yeah, like, there's the one dude that, like, his mom got raped or something. 0.96
01:14:34.000 Sean had the Hawks. 0.58
01:14:35.000 Yeah, that movie.
01:14:36.000 That movie.
01:14:37.000 So, do you remember?
01:14:39.000 You know, it's.
01:14:40.000 Yeah, it's that exact movie.
01:14:42.000 That's exactly what happened in that movie.
01:14:43.000 Oh, my God.
01:14:44.000 The plot is so long on this. 1.00
01:14:46.000 Holy fuck. 1.00
01:14:47.000 I'm not watching this. 1.00
01:14:48.000 Yeah, so good.
01:14:49.000 It's so good.
01:14:50.000 It's an epic, Sean.
01:14:52.000 TJ Miller's in it, no.
01:14:53.000 Yeah, no, no, listen, listen, listen, listen. 1.00
01:14:55.000 Fire me, bitch. 1.00
01:14:56.000 Listen, listen. 0.99
01:14:58.000 So, there's this part where the main character of Back to the Future, who's actually played by TJ Miller, who did not play the original character of the game.
01:15:07.000 He plays Gandalf.
01:15:09.000 He also plays Gandalf, but he plays the main character of Back to the Future, and then there's this part.
01:15:14.000 No, there's, listen, there's this part.
01:15:16.000 And he's like, Morty, Morty, I need you to.
01:15:18.000 And then he says, this thing about Auto Felicio.
01:15:22.000 You know who told me about Ready Player 1?
01:15:25.000 Who's a face bird?
01:15:27.000 Yeah, yeah, face bird.
01:15:32.000 It was during the election.
01:15:34.000 He's like, dude, this book is so awesome.
01:15:35.000 You should read it.
01:15:37.000 Don't read the book.
01:15:38.000 The book's garbage, but the movie's really good because it has TJ Miller playing the main character of Back to the Future, and then there's this part you'll never read.
01:15:45.000 So the whole world explodes, right? 0.63
01:15:47.000 And then there's just the main character sitting in a swamp.
01:15:52.000 I know.
01:15:52.000 It's an epic, Sean.
01:15:54.000 Just stick with me here.
01:15:55.000 He's stuck on this.
01:15:57.000 This is 2018.
01:15:59.000 He's stuck on this meteor.
01:16:01.000 Floating in space, and he's like, I don't know what to do.
01:16:05.000 And then he turns around, and then there's the main character of Back to the Future, played by T.G. Miller, and he goes, Listen, it's time for us to go back to the bus.
01:16:15.000 To the bus.
01:16:15.000 To back to the bus.
01:16:17.000 Starring Rosa Parks.
01:16:20.000 And then it segues into Hidden Figures, the movie.
01:16:24.000 It's amazing.
01:16:25.000 And Oprah Mills on screen.
01:16:27.000 I can't believe how much they.
01:16:29.000 The movie's 12 hours long, too, and it doesn't seem like it.
01:16:32.000 It doesn't seem like it at all.
01:16:33.000 12 hours?
01:16:34.000 That's what it's like.
01:16:35.000 It's like a B-Toy Girlfriend. 1.00
01:16:37.000 What the fuck? 0.99
01:16:38.000 Yeah, it's only 12 hours long, but it only feels like six. 1.00
01:16:42.000 It's that good.
01:16:44.000 It's a saga.
01:16:45.000 It's like one of the best movies ever made.
01:16:47.000 I couldn't believe it, personally, how good this movie was.
01:16:50.000 And then there's the part.
01:16:51.000 So Steven Spielberg directed this movie, right?
01:16:54.000 That's when they get on the Titanic and it starts sinking.
01:16:57.000 Paul, don't spoil too much here.
01:16:59.000 But there's the.
01:17:00.000 You know, Steven Spielberg, he directed Jurassic Park and Schindler's List, right?
01:17:04.000 They actually have a dinosaur concentration camp, an homage to both movies in Ready Player One.
01:17:13.000 And the funny thing is, Steven Spielberg plays Hitler.
01:17:17.000 I was like, bold.
01:17:19.000 That's bold.
01:17:23.000 It was unbelievable.
01:17:24.000 Your thoughts, Sean?
01:17:26.000 Not many, really.
01:17:31.000 He's like, I gotta go watch this.
01:17:32.000 That's what he's saying to himself.
01:17:33.000 He's pirating it right now because.
01:17:35.000 He's so poor. 1.00
01:17:36.000 I have to wait for my fucking torrents to seed because torrent day is a bunch of fucking niggers. 1.00
01:17:43.000 Oh my god, you seed torrents? 1.00
01:17:45.000 You have to.
01:17:46.000 You have to keep it going.
01:17:49.000 Look, I'm not kidding.
01:17:51.000 I have never seeded a torrent in my life. 0.63
01:17:54.000 Listen, Only losers seed.
01:18:00.000 I'm trying to seed all over the internet, if you know what I mean. 0.96
01:18:04.000 Nice.
01:18:05.000 Torrents, e girls.
01:18:08.000 Other things? 1.00
01:18:09.000 Cat girls. 0.99
01:18:11.000 Cat boys.
01:18:14.000 Men.
01:18:15.000 Listen, I've gotten more letters from my internet service provider than I could count.
01:18:22.000 And guess what I've done every time?
01:18:24.000 I've called them and be like, this isn't me, and if you send me another letter, I'm suing you and I get a free bill credit.
01:18:32.000 I'm not joking, that works.
01:18:34.000 That's the best idea. 1.00
01:18:36.000 Hold on, I want to talk to the fucking idiots in the chat. 1.00
01:18:39.000 Why? 1.00
01:18:40.000 Yeah.
01:18:41.000 Why? 1.00
01:18:42.000 Because they're all fucking. 1.00
01:18:44.000 Usually it's just one guy, but it's like 10 or something. 1.00
01:18:46.000 I don't know.
01:18:47.000 I'm seeing double right now.
01:18:48.000 It might be five. 1.00
01:18:49.000 But, anyways, retards, if you get invited to a good torrent site that's not Pirate Bay or something, you have to keep a good ratio. 1.00
01:18:59.000 Otherwise, then you have to pay. 1.00
01:19:00.000 And I'm not trying to pay. 1.00
01:19:02.000 Because Beardson is Jewish.
01:19:05.000 I'm so Jewish, I don't even see my torrent. 0.56
01:19:08.000 And also, anyways, I'm moving next month.
01:19:11.000 So it's like if my. 0.98
01:19:12.000 If the landlord gets a fucking ISP notice, why do I care? 0.97
01:19:17.000 So, why are you seating then? 0.98
01:19:19.000 You just go to a public tracker and just.
01:19:21.000 Yeah, who cares?
01:19:23.000 What are you seating?
01:19:24.000 I don't know what that.
01:19:25.000 Oh, what am I seating?
01:19:27.000 Let's look.
01:19:29.000 I don't know how torn it is. 1.00
01:19:33.000 Thick Latinas eat Dong 5. 0.87
01:19:35.000 Thick Latinas eat Dong 6. 0.82
01:19:37.000 Thick Latinas eat Dong 4. 0.98
01:19:40.000 So I have Pandorum, The Nice Guys. 1.00
01:19:44.000 That was like a good movie ish.
01:19:45.000 That is a good movie. 0.95
01:19:47.000 The Darn Cat, Bells Are Ringing.
01:19:49.000 That was an awesome movie.
01:19:51.000 Oh, that Darn Cat is a good movie too.
01:19:52.000 It really was.
01:19:53.000 It's a Disney right there.
01:19:55.000 Bad enough, it was Disney, but it was a musical, so.
01:19:58.000 Yes.
01:19:58.000 Maybe.
01:19:59.000 Oh, my God.
01:19:59.000 No, no, no.
01:20:00.000 It was.
01:20:00.000 It was.
01:20:01.000 Bells Are Ringing was the musical. 1.00
01:20:02.000 Why is the weekly sweat being infested with gay musical fans? 0.99
01:20:06.000 Musicals are the best. 1.00
01:20:07.000 No.
01:20:07.000 Yeah, they're the best.
01:20:08.000 They are.
01:20:09.000 No.
01:20:09.000 Paul, you can watch Bells Are Ringing.
01:20:11.000 It was really good. 0.98
01:20:12.000 I have two torrents, Akime No Nawa, because it's fucking amazing.
01:20:17.000 I have Superhero Beat, all albums 1 through 49.
01:20:21.000 The Secret Garden.
01:20:23.000 My favorite was 47, personally.
01:20:25.000 I thought that's really when they hit their artistic peak there.
01:20:28.000 I've got Wayne's World.
01:20:29.000 I've got West.
01:20:30.000 World one season two, episode one through six.
01:20:33.000 He's got Jurassic World, he's got Harry Potter World, he's got Porn World, he's got Gay World, he's got Straight World, he's got Latina World, he's got Poor World, he's got Rich World, he's got all of them.
01:20:46.000 I do not. 0.99
01:20:47.000 His trans world, his all the trans worlds.
01:20:49.000 It's actually a skate video, by the way.
01:20:51.000 Trans multiverse, yeah.
01:20:54.000 The trans saga 3D, 40 experience, the trans cinematic universe, yeah.
01:21:03.000 You know what I do? 0.99
01:21:05.000 Every single gay porn in the world is seeding. 1.00
01:21:09.000 Man, that's a lot. 1.00
01:21:11.000 He's on 85% of all the gay porn that would just go to go away. 0.99
01:21:14.000 He's like, this can't go extinct. 0.98
01:21:15.000 This needs to be preserved.
01:21:17.000 He's got a raid configuration of the largest hard drives in the world.
01:21:21.000 Right?
01:21:22.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:21:24.000 That's why he seeds, because he wants to spread gay porn. 1.00
01:21:29.000 Got him. 1.00
01:21:30.000 Got him.
01:21:31.000 Got me, Paul.
01:21:32.000 Good job.
01:21:33.000 Finally.
01:21:39.000 What else happened this week?
01:21:42.000 I forget.
01:21:44.000 Demi Lovato.
01:21:45.000 Oh, yeah, Demi Lovato OD'd on heroin.
01:21:48.000 I had a perfect segue into it hours ago.
01:21:53.000 I know, but listen, we would have missed out on so much good content of talking about Baked Alaska's nose.
01:22:00.000 Which, anyways, have you seen it? 0.86
01:22:03.000 Looks Jewish to me.
01:22:04.000 I don't know. 0.97
01:22:05.000 I don't want to name them at this hour.
01:22:10.000 Not yet.
01:22:10.000 Not yet.
01:22:12.000 We're not.
01:22:12.000 We're not big enough.
01:22:13.000 We will be destroyed by the Hollywood elite if we do that.
01:22:15.000 And maybe if we get some more financial support via streamlabs.comslash beards of beardly, we can name them.
01:22:22.000 That's the thing, because they hold all the financial power.
01:22:24.000 So if we get a little financial power, we can name them.
01:22:27.000 Enough going and wake up.
01:22:29.000 We can name them.
01:22:31.000 All right, we got some more.
01:22:32.000 Let's read some more donations real quick.
01:22:34.000 We got Incel Surgeon who donated $20.
01:22:37.000 Thank you, Incel Surgeon.
01:22:39.000 That's $20 that you're not going to use on a date.
01:22:41.000 So appreciate you, pal.
01:22:42.000 Says thank you for your service.
01:22:44.000 Rilla donated $5.
01:22:45.000 Says Sean, what do you think about the heaps at barbell medicine?
01:22:48.000 And how much were you lifting before you changed from a basic beginner routine to a more complex one? 1.00
01:22:52.000 I think I have the gay genetics. 0.90
01:22:55.000 Well, if you're donating to a live show on a Friday night, I think you do have the gay genetics. 0.95
01:23:01.000 Sean, you want to take that one? 0.99
01:23:05.000 First question.
01:23:07.000 Man, I'm really, I'm so glad you're my co host.
01:23:12.000 Well, you read everything like four times, six times.
01:23:15.000 Sean, what do you think about the heaps at barbell medicine?
01:23:18.000 That's part one.
01:23:20.000 I don't know what barbell medicine is, so not much.
01:23:22.000 Okay. 1.00
01:23:23.000 I'm wondering about the Jews. 1.00
01:23:25.000 Surprising. 1.00
01:23:26.000 And how much were you lifting before you changed from a basic beginner routine to a more complex one?
01:23:33.000 A lot?
01:23:34.000 I mean, what do you mean?
01:23:39.000 I started lifting when I was in high school, but our high school football coach was the ex strength coach at CMU, Central Michigan University.
01:23:51.000 So when I got introduced to lifting, it was not a beginner routine.
01:23:56.000 It was like, hey, this is how you lift. 1.00
01:24:00.000 So, like, if you need a beginner, like, if you're asking that question, just do an intermediate routine, you fucking retard. 1.00
01:24:06.000 Stop wasting time. 1.00
01:24:08.000 What the fuck are you like? 1.00
01:24:09.000 Retard. 1.00
01:24:10.000 What do you need? 1.00
01:24:10.000 You need somebody, some dudes on fucking YouTube's permission to actually do an actual lifting routine, you fucking moron. 1.00
01:24:16.000 Go fuck yourself. 1.00
01:24:17.000 Stay on a beginner routine the rest of your life. 1.00
01:24:19.000 Actually, you know what? 1.00
01:24:20.000 Cancel your gym membership and go to Planet Fitness, you fucking moron. 1.00
01:24:25.000 All right. 1.00
01:24:26.000 And then finally, we have $5 from Hu Whiteman who says, Heterogamer is turning into Mike Enoch, Mike cucking. 0.94
01:24:34.000 The co host, that's damn right. 0.98
01:24:36.000 Not only Mike cucking, but cucking in other ways as well. 0.99
01:24:42.000 Savage. 0.56
01:24:44.000 Financially.
01:24:46.000 We got another one.
01:24:47.000 Rob donated $2.66.
01:24:49.000 Sean, can you stand up and give me a quick rundown on how to hardcore dance?
01:24:54.000 No.
01:24:56.000 I made a video on it already.
01:25:00.000 Go check the Patreon.
01:25:02.000 That's really all you need.
01:25:04.000 That video is just.
01:25:06.000 Really, the best.
01:25:08.000 I usually watch it about once a month when I'm really depressed and I'm like, you know what?
01:25:12.000 I'm going to be all right.
01:25:13.000 No, it's good.
01:25:17.000 Watch it.
01:25:18.000 All right.
01:25:19.000 Demi Lovato OD'd on heroin.
01:25:19.000 Yeah.
01:25:22.000 And it's very serious.
01:25:23.000 And we're not going to make any jokes about addiction.
01:25:29.000 Addiction's a disease.
01:25:30.000 It's not.
01:25:31.000 Yes, sir. 1.00
01:25:32.000 So is being a woman.
01:25:34.000 I agree.
01:25:35.000 We each suffer from addiction.
01:25:36.000 Yeah.
01:25:37.000 Yeah.
01:25:39.000 So, you know, I don't know.
01:25:42.000 It's really sad.
01:25:45.000 And I'm not going to make any jokes about her ODing on heroin.
01:25:50.000 I will say, if you're going to OD on something, I think heroin is probably a good way to go.
01:25:56.000 Best of ways.
01:25:57.000 Really?
01:25:58.000 I mean, you just kind of drift off.
01:25:59.000 You don't even know what's happening.
01:26:01.000 If you use drugs in the chat, just use heroin until you OD.
01:26:05.000 Yeah, I mean, I'm not saying that you should.
01:26:09.000 Use heroin.
01:26:10.000 It's obviously very bad for your health.
01:26:13.000 I'm just saying there are worse ways to go.
01:26:18.000 And you never know if you're in Lagan until you try it.
01:26:22.000 I didn't say that.
01:26:23.000 It's true, though.
01:26:25.000 You never know.
01:26:26.000 You still try it.
01:26:26.000 I'm not going to say whether or not it's true.
01:26:31.000 I'm not going to confirm or deny that.
01:26:34.000 All I'm going to say is that it's a drug and there are worse ways to go.
01:26:40.000 Moving on.
01:26:43.000 Boom.
01:26:44.000 Oh, man, that video was so funny.
01:26:47.000 It was so funny.
01:26:49.000 I mean, normally I'm all for the culture. 0.90
01:26:56.000 I really hate that guy. 0.95
01:26:58.000 I can't stand him. 0.96
01:27:01.000 He's just one of the people that legitimately gets on my nerves.
01:27:04.000 I don't know what it is.
01:27:05.000 He's so overly the top obnoxious.
01:27:09.000 That's the bit.
01:27:10.000 I get it.
01:27:10.000 That's his thing.
01:27:12.000 But.
01:27:13.000 Got a lot of joy from that video.
01:27:16.000 I did.
01:27:17.000 It was very funny.
01:27:20.000 Um.
01:27:25.000 So, yep. 0.78
01:27:32.000 First time I leave, you guys, I come back and you guys are just dead.
01:27:36.000 Oh, we're waiting for you.
01:27:37.000 Yeah, hang on. 1.00
01:27:38.000 Somebody's like spamming our chat with some gay shit or something. 1.00
01:27:42.000 Or, uh, Discord. 1.00
01:27:49.000 So, I'm gonna block, ban that guy.
01:28:00.000 Do do do.
01:28:02.000 Like, just post the link and go, man. 1.00
01:28:04.000 You gotta be gay about it. 0.99
01:28:19.000 I saw that guy in real life. 1.00
01:28:22.000 I'd key his car.
01:28:30.000 I'm not going to say I would or wouldn't.
01:28:32.000 I would never confirm or anything that I'm going to do on the internet.
01:28:37.000 This is the smart take.
01:28:39.000 Sean's more the meathead of the group, but Beardson is the wily one.
01:28:43.000 Do we want to take some calls?
01:28:46.000 Do we want to?
01:28:46.000 Not really.
01:28:47.000 Not really.
01:28:48.000 Oh, come on.
01:28:49.000 It'd be fun.
01:28:50.000 We got a bunch of people waiting.
01:28:56.000 Beardson, what are some other good bands besides Death Grips?
01:28:59.000 I don't know.
01:28:59.000 Maybe ask me the question in a monetary form and I'll answer.
01:29:02.000 Retard. 1.00
01:29:03.000 How about that? 1.00
01:29:13.000 Oh, Sven in the chat.
01:29:14.000 Yeah, I'm sure it's really Sven.
01:29:16.000 Oh, man.
01:29:20.000 You got me.
01:29:23.000 Oh, I'm tricked.
01:29:26.000 Oh, man.
01:29:29.000 How much time do we have to fill?
01:29:32.000 We got 24 minutes.
01:29:33.000 We got 30 minutes to fill.
01:29:34.000 Let's take some calls.
01:29:37.000 Get in here.
01:29:42.000 All right, let's bring in this.
01:29:45.000 Sven, I'm sure this is going to be good.
01:29:48.000 Hey, Sven, you're live on the air.
01:29:51.000 Hey, what's up?
01:29:52.000 I have a question for Hubris. 0.99
01:29:53.000 I want to ask him why he hasn't taken the Hinduism pill. 1.00
01:29:57.000 Because it's fucking gay. 1.00
01:29:59.000 Well, I mean, we have the caste system. 1.00
01:30:01.000 We're actually monous.
01:30:03.000 We don't have this weird duality that makes God non omnipotent. 1.00
01:30:07.000 Yeah, you just fucking split them up into a bunch of fucking retarded. 1.00
01:30:11.000 Based on race. 1.00
01:30:12.000 Based on race.
01:30:13.000 Yeah, oh yeah, there's a thousand races. 1.00
01:30:15.000 That's why you have a fucking thousand demigods. 1.00
01:30:18.000 Fucking stupid retard. 1.00
01:30:19.000 Yeah, and they're all one source. 1.00
01:30:21.000 They're all one source. 0.99
01:30:22.000 Can you speak Hindu?
01:30:24.000 I know a few Hindu words.
01:30:25.000 Okay, tell me how do you say your name?
01:30:28.000 Well, my name is just Spinam White. 1.00
01:30:30.000 No, in Hindi, asshole. 0.99
01:30:33.000 I've been given a Hindu name yet, so the cult hasn't given me a name yet. 1.00
01:30:38.000 I haven't been given a Hindu name yet.
01:30:40.000 Yeah, I gotta donate at least $1,000 for the cult to give me a name.
01:30:44.000 You know how it goes. 0.95
01:30:45.000 Yeah, because learning Hindi.
01:30:47.000 Tell you what.
01:30:48.000 We'll give you a name if you give it a thousand dollars.
01:30:48.000 Tell you what.
01:30:52.000 I've got an offer for you, half price name right now.
01:30:54.000 500 bucks in the Super Chat.
01:30:56.000 I'll give you your Hindi name. 1.00
01:30:58.000 The Hindi name is the same as this fucking Anglo name. 0.99
01:31:01.000 Does it feel bad knowing that I can speak more Hindi than you? 0.99
01:31:05.000 Not really. 1.00
01:31:06.000 I mean, at least I'm out of your heritage.
01:31:08.000 I mean, you guys pray to saints. 0.98
01:31:11.000 We pray to demigods.
01:31:12.000 It's like you're literally just copying us.
01:31:14.000 Like, at least put on little copyrights.
01:31:16.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:31:17.000 Hey, Jamie, Jamie, pull up the picture of St. Peter outside of CERN where they let the fucking demons into the earth. 0.99
01:31:24.000 Oh, that's Shiva. 0.99
01:31:25.000 That's the other thing.
01:31:26.000 You guys took Shiva from us.
01:31:28.000 666 in Hebrew is Shavaka.
01:31:31.000 You guys literally just stole Shiva from us, bro. 1.00
01:31:33.000 And Shiva's not even a bad guy.
01:31:35.000 He's just misunderstood.
01:31:36.000 He's like Paul Town, just misunderstood.
01:31:39.000 Yeah, except I'm not a woman. 1.00
01:31:44.000 Alright, anything else, retard? 1.00
01:31:46.000 Hail AIDS. 1.00
01:31:48.000 Hail AIDS.
01:31:49.000 Cool. 1.00
01:31:50.000 That's the average Hindu. 1.00
01:31:52.000 Hail AIDS. 1.00
01:31:55.000 Let's bring in. 0.89
01:31:58.000 Let's bring in a special guest here. 1.00
01:32:01.000 The Gay N Word. 0.99
01:32:03.000 No. 1.00
01:32:04.000 The Gay N Word, you're live on the Weekly Sweat. 1.00
01:32:07.000 You guys, it's me. 0.94
01:32:09.000 I'm back on my show.
01:32:13.000 Do you got anything to say?
01:32:15.000 My show's going good tonight.
01:32:17.000 I've been liking it.
01:32:19.000 I haven't watched it, but it's been good.
01:32:22.000 That's what I've heard.
01:32:26.000 What else have you heard?
01:32:26.000 What else?
01:32:28.000 I'm out of it.
01:32:28.000 Nothing, dude.
01:32:30.000 I've been doing a lot of substances.
01:32:36.000 It's been going bad, dude.
01:32:39.000 What is substances?
01:32:40.000 It's bad.
01:32:41.000 You can't let me not have responsibilities.
01:32:44.000 Summer break is a bad idea.
01:32:45.000 What substances have you been doing?
01:32:48.000 Oh, just everything.
01:32:50.000 I mean, I mostly just be on the amphetamines.
01:32:58.000 Like meth and what it means, or no, I'm not smoking no meth, but I mean, you said everything, you said everything.
01:33:07.000 What about like fentanyl?
01:33:09.000 You gotta dabble, you know what I'm saying?
01:33:11.000 Yeah, you gotta play the field before you settle down. 1.00
01:33:15.000 Well, I considering your name is the gay n word, I would say you're definitely playing the field. 1.00
01:33:19.000 It's your name, that's your name. 1.00
01:33:21.000 No, look, I don't, I didn't name you whenever you came into this server.
01:33:25.000 You named yourself, you picked it.
01:33:27.000 Well, I can't read, so I just have to take your word for it.
01:33:29.000 That says what you think it says. 0.79
01:33:31.000 Yeah, just like you take the word of a lot of gay men in the bars when they're like, Look, it's not gay when we do this, it's not gay.
01:33:36.000 I only take the word of Christ, I'll just take your word for it. 0.65
01:33:39.000 Well, you say you take my word for it, so you're calling me Christ because that's heretical.
01:33:43.000 Nope, dude.
01:33:44.000 I never do that.
01:33:45.000 All right.
01:33:46.000 Anything else?
01:33:46.000 I'm a Christian.
01:33:48.000 Nothing, dude.
01:33:49.000 Why'd you let me in?
01:33:50.000 I don't know.
01:33:51.000 It's just a running gag at this point.
01:33:53.000 It's my show, dude.
01:33:55.000 I'm gagging for sure.
01:33:56.000 I'm not paying you guys.
01:33:57.000 That's right.
01:33:58.000 He is.
01:33:58.000 I'm not paying you guys this week.
01:34:00.000 Oh.
01:34:01.000 Yeah.
01:34:02.000 All right.
01:34:03.000 Oh, we got a special guest here.
01:34:04.000 Looks like Nicholas J. Fuentes is live.
01:34:12.000 Hello?
01:34:13.000 What's up, dudes?
01:34:14.000 Weekly Nixon here.
01:34:17.000 What is up?
01:34:19.000 Welcome to the Weekly Nick, everybody.
01:34:21.000 We got a great show for you tonight.
01:34:23.000 Not doing prep work.
01:34:26.000 Now you're on to something, pal.
01:34:27.000 You don't need to hire somebody.
01:34:31.000 I work for a low, low price.
01:34:34.000 Hey, do you have like a maker support or something I could donate to?
01:34:40.000 I'm just hanging out here.
01:34:44.000 I'm at a Mexican restaurant having a little steak.
01:34:48.000 I can't believe you would betray Trump like this.
01:34:50.000 Can you hear all the background noise?
01:34:52.000 It's very loud over here.
01:34:53.000 Yeah.
01:34:54.000 Mexican restaurants often are very loud.
01:34:58.000 Yeah, a lot of yelling.
01:34:59.000 Yeah.
01:35:01.000 I don't know.
01:35:02.000 The one I go to, they have cheap margaritas.
01:35:04.000 It's usually pretty quiet.
01:35:06.000 Yeah, well, it's pretty bustling at, what is it, like 10 o'clock here?
01:35:12.000 11 o'clock almost?
01:35:14.000 Are there any bustling Latinas there?
01:35:16.000 Yeah.
01:35:17.000 Yeah.
01:35:18.000 Why don't you periscope this and try and get some. 0.96
01:35:21.000 Upskirts. 0.98
01:35:23.000 That'll be good for your reputation.
01:35:26.000 I never heard somebody call you racist, it just shows enough footage.
01:35:29.000 He's like, no, listen.
01:35:30.000 Not a bad idea. 1.00
01:35:32.000 I'm stalking Latino women in a bar. 1.00
01:35:37.000 Give me more chips. 1.00
01:35:39.000 Can you hear me eating chips?
01:35:41.000 Yeah.
01:35:43.000 Pew pew pew pew.
01:35:43.000 Crunch.
01:35:47.000 Having a little chips.
01:35:48.000 The water doesn't taste very good.
01:35:49.000 I don't know what they put in the water, but it tastes a little like.
01:35:52.000 Sweet or sour, something.
01:35:54.000 Butter from gringos.
01:35:55.000 Next thing you know, Sean's going to be posting pictures of you.
01:35:58.000 They're aboarding the tap from Mexico.
01:36:00.000 They're aboarding the tap as well.
01:36:01.000 So we'll see.
01:36:03.000 It's been a good show so far.
01:36:05.000 I've been enjoying myself, enjoying the dance.
01:36:08.000 You know, Falltown's pretty funny tonight.
01:36:10.000 Thank you.
01:36:11.000 Really, like every night.
01:36:14.000 I mean, really, the interesting thing is that he hasn't, he's actually been here for most of the show, which is very strange for him.
01:36:20.000 Usually, you know, he can't figure out his microphone or somebody busts in the closet and they're like, I need you to take out the trash.
01:36:25.000 And he's like, no, I'm not a live stream.
01:36:27.000 No, I'm not working.
01:36:29.000 He has to mute his microphone really fast so we don't hear, you know.
01:36:33.000 They come back.
01:36:33.000 You're crying.
01:36:34.000 You've been sniffling. 1.00
01:36:36.000 You faggots have been counter signaling too many people, though. 1.00
01:36:38.000 I'm going to have to disavow between Andrew Torba, Baked Alaska. 1.00
01:36:42.000 You guys are just a bunch of counter signaling, right punching irony bros.
01:36:48.000 I've been called worse.
01:36:50.000 Not much worse.
01:36:51.000 Nothing worse.
01:36:53.000 There's nothing worse than being called an irony, bro.
01:36:56.000 Let me swallow.
01:36:56.000 Yeah, my mouth's full.
01:36:58.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:36:59.000 Now you sound like a fool. 1.00
01:37:01.000 Now you sound like Sean on a Friday night. 1.00
01:37:04.000 Hey, Beardson, pull up the pre show where Paul kept saying he was going to swallow cum. 0.99
01:37:09.000 That is a fact. 0.93
01:37:10.000 I'm not joking.
01:37:12.000 I'm not joking at all.
01:37:14.000 No, no.
01:37:14.000 And I was recording all of them.
01:37:16.000 You're going to do that to me, too.
01:37:18.000 I don't even know what that word is.
01:37:19.000 That's for my purposes.
01:37:22.000 Wait a second.
01:37:24.000 I'm actually going to leak that audio next time Paul says I don't pay him.
01:37:27.000 I mean, I'm not going to pay him, but if he says it again in public, I'm going to leak the audio.
01:37:31.000 I've never said the C word.
01:37:33.000 You've got to keep these interns in shack or else they're going to take over the whole company, so. 0.99
01:37:38.000 That's right.
01:37:39.000 Careful.
01:37:40.000 That's what I have with James also.
01:37:40.000 Yeah.
01:37:41.000 I was going to say, you have a little history there.
01:37:44.000 Yeah, my intern, James, he. 0.80
01:37:45.000 Well, I. Shit, I actually signed something this week, so I shouldn't be talking about it. 0.83
01:37:51.000 Well, I can talk about it, though. 0.97
01:37:53.000 I thought it was really brave of you.
01:37:54.000 I mean, granted, I know you're pursuing the tax credit, but to hire someone with disabilities was a smart business decision.
01:38:02.000 So, yeah, kudos to you on that.
01:38:05.000 Yeah, no, I legally cannot comment, but.
01:38:08.000 Yeah.
01:38:10.000 It was fun while it lasted.
01:38:12.000 Yeah.
01:38:14.000 Nothing but respect.
01:38:16.000 Nothing but respect for my downing.
01:38:18.000 I think you didn't mean that towards him.
01:38:23.000 You meant that towards Paul Town, of course.
01:38:25.000 Right, yeah.
01:38:27.000 I love Mr. Town.
01:38:32.000 I'm glad to have him back, I have to say.
01:38:34.000 He gave us a scare, quite a scare early.
01:38:37.000 He gave a lot of people a scare.
01:38:39.000 I was scared.
01:38:41.000 I knew exactly where I was going, and I was like, man, I wish that were me.
01:38:45.000 It's good to have him back on the sweat.
01:38:51.000 I love the sweat.
01:38:52.000 You saw he was very complimentary last week.
01:38:54.000 Yes, thank you.
01:38:55.000 I appreciate that.
01:38:55.000 People are getting very nasty.
01:38:57.000 Yeah, I love you guys.
01:38:59.000 People get real nasty about it. 0.94
01:39:01.000 People still give me a hard time for supporting the sweat bros.
01:39:05.000 Well, you know, listen.
01:39:06.000 I'll always be a sweat guy.
01:39:07.000 Listen, Nick, and I know you know this, but I'm going to explain this to the fans.
01:39:11.000 Some people get it.
01:39:13.000 Some people don't get it.
01:39:15.000 Wow, that's good content.
01:39:17.000 You know, some people are them.
01:39:20.000 And we are us.
01:39:21.000 And we are us, you know?
01:39:24.000 So.
01:39:25.000 You're great on us, you know?
01:39:26.000 See, Nick, that's called a throwback.
01:39:28.000 That's a joke that I make in the beginning of the show, and Paul and Beardson just keep harping on it the rest of the show because they're unoriginal hacks.
01:39:38.000 I won't disagree.
01:39:43.000 LAUGHTER I don't care.
01:39:46.000 I'm just sitting here thinking about my high mountain rep, to be honest with you.
01:39:48.000 I could care less about the show at this point.
01:39:50.000 Really?
01:39:51.000 Yeah.
01:39:52.000 I'm running two RuneScape accounts.
01:39:54.000 I have one splashing mage.
01:39:57.000 I've got another one getting chins.
01:39:59.000 I swear to God, I'm going to have to go buy a third monitor and mount it above my other monitor so I can actually play video games while I do the sweat because it's just, you know, when you're rising at this level of excellence that we are, I'm bored with success.
01:40:17.000 You know, we're bored constantly doing the show.
01:40:20.000 Yeah, I really am.
01:40:22.000 Especially when I talk to Paul and Sean.
01:40:24.000 It's just like, Paul's Sean, weekly sweat on Friday.
01:40:28.000 What could be better?
01:40:29.000 It's being dead.
01:40:30.000 Deadly delight.
01:40:31.000 Being dead.
01:40:34.000 That's how you like the glory of God.
01:40:37.000 See, the funny thing is, there was a really, yeah, go ahead.
01:40:40.000 You're my guest.
01:40:40.000 No, you go ahead.
01:40:41.000 I'll let you talk.
01:40:42.000 Thanks.
01:40:43.000 There was this really funny joke that Mike Ma told on my show, and I couldn't stop thinking about it because it was so funny.
01:40:49.000 You said that.
01:40:50.000 Patrick Little was the equivalent of the conductor I have a problem with.
01:40:55.000 Yeah.
01:40:56.000 I'm only Jews.
01:40:58.000 And I couldn't stop thinking about it. 1.00
01:41:00.000 I've been laughing about it all night because it's so true.
01:41:03.000 Oh, man.
01:41:04.000 I watched him get jumped in Portland.
01:41:07.000 He's the first right wing person to get beat up by Antifa.
01:41:13.000 Which I do feel bad for because the cops came and even made fun of him.
01:41:18.000 Alexa, please play Despacito 2 for Patrick Little.
01:41:26.000 Apparently, he also got detained at the Canadian border and got basically told he wasn't allowed in Canada today.
01:41:32.000 Awesome.
01:41:33.000 It was like three hours.
01:41:34.000 He was sitting there live streaming it.
01:41:36.000 That's courage.
01:41:37.000 That's courage.
01:41:38.000 You guys in the cuck shed wouldn't know anything about that.
01:41:40.000 Now, would you?
01:41:42.000 You know, here's the thing.
01:41:43.000 Look at that Wi Fi here.
01:41:45.000 Yeah.
01:41:47.000 Out here in the cuck shed, I've got my jewel.
01:41:51.000 I've got all the Warcraft.
01:41:53.000 That's all I need.
01:41:56.000 And I've got generous donors like you.
01:41:58.000 Please don't.
01:41:59.000 I'm eating rice and beans.
01:42:00.000 I love how Sean owned that guy who gave you guys money.
01:42:04.000 The guy was just like asking work out of the way. 1.00
01:42:07.000 He's like, Fuck you. 1.00
01:42:09.000 You're an idiot. 1.00
01:42:11.000 I aspire to that level because I've been getting a lot of mail lately where people email me. 1.00
01:42:17.000 I'll give you an example of this fucking dipshit. 1.00
01:42:21.000 King, go off. 1.00
01:42:26.000 This guy named Ken Black emailed me and he says, I just unsubscribed to you because I was unable to leave a comment without paying. 0.97
01:42:33.000 You two clowns laugh at boomers, but they could school you with 130 IQ about what they're talking about. 1.00
01:42:40.000 And I just replied, I said, I don't care, retard. 1.00
01:42:43.000 Don't watch my show. 1.00
01:42:44.000 And I just aspire to that level of not caring about the fans that you guys have. 1.00
01:42:50.000 Fuck these retards. 1.00
01:42:52.000 Fuck them. 1.00
01:42:52.000 Oh, man. 1.00
01:42:53.000 They're going to give you money anyway.
01:42:55.000 I still have to.
01:42:56.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:42:57.000 Listen, you know how much RuneScape I play and how little there is to watch on YouTube?
01:43:02.000 I wish I could watch the weekly sweat and not know what we're going to say.
01:43:06.000 That's the real reason why I drink.
01:43:10.000 So it's like, come on, man.
01:43:11.000 A new show. 1.00
01:43:13.000 But no, really, fuck these retards. 1.00
01:43:13.000 Cool. 1.00
01:43:16.000 They're so fucking stupid. 1.00
01:43:17.000 I cannot believe it. 1.00
01:43:18.000 I feel like. 1.00
01:43:19.000 And also, when you ask a stupid question, like, what should I be lifting? 0.99
01:43:24.000 And I go from a beginner to an intermediate. 1.00
01:43:26.000 I don't know, how tall are you?
01:43:27.000 What's your body fat?
01:43:28.000 How much do you weigh?
01:43:29.000 Like, there's so many variables.
01:43:31.000 If you're asking that question, you should probably already be at an intermediate level. 0.98
01:43:36.000 You're just looking for the fucking satisfaction that somebody's signing off on it. 0.98
01:43:41.000 And if you're doing that, you're never going to be a good lifter. 0.99
01:43:43.000 So, you know.
01:43:44.000 Go ahead and do what you want.
01:43:46.000 Tomorrow, what are you lifting now?
01:43:48.000 225 squat?
01:43:49.000 Try 405.
01:43:50.000 Why not?
01:43:51.000 If you break your back, good. 1.00
01:43:54.000 Yeah, what a fucking retard. 1.00
01:43:55.000 Fuck him for even asking, right? 1.00
01:43:57.000 Literally, yes. 1.00
01:44:02.000 Actually, yes. 1.00
01:44:04.000 You're probably being sympathetic, sarcastic, but yeah, fuck this retard. 1.00
01:44:11.000 I don't know. 1.00
01:44:12.000 If you've been in a gym for three months, that's probably the time they go to an intermediate level.
01:44:18.000 Is it not?
01:44:19.000 You give him an answer.
01:44:21.000 After all of that, he finally got his answer.
01:44:27.000 I really feel like you coming on the weekly sweat, Nick, is like your therapy couch where you get to finally go off.
01:44:35.000 I'm glad.
01:44:36.000 I don't talk to anybody.
01:44:38.000 I don't talk to anybody, IRL.
01:44:40.000 I don't know anybody, so this is the only time I really get to interact.
01:44:45.000 That's because you don't need a Nazi.
01:44:47.000 Reach down.
01:44:48.000 Because usually I'm just yelling at a camera in my basement and I'm sweating.
01:44:51.000 I sweat for a week.
01:44:53.000 I'll just be like yelling at the camera.
01:44:55.000 It's like not mentally healthy behavior, but then I come on the sweat and I get to go on the sweat.
01:45:01.000 Mentally healthy behavior.
01:45:05.000 If you're here, this is the future.
01:45:08.000 Not even school shooters, because all school shooters are psyops.
01:45:11.000 They're more accomplished.
01:45:13.000 No, they're not.
01:45:14.000 They work for the CIA and they're not real people.
01:45:17.000 They're all still alive as well.
01:45:20.000 But you wonder how I know if I'm allowed to go off for a second.
01:45:24.000 Go off, man.
01:45:25.000 Go off.
01:45:26.000 Thank you.
01:45:29.000 All of us, I think, have at least attended a semester of college or.
01:45:32.000 Had to deal with financial aid. 0.99
01:45:34.000 You know, if a school shooter is really going to shoot something up, it's going to be the fucking financial aid office. 0.99
01:45:40.000 Everyone's had to deal with those people. 0.99
01:45:41.000 Oh, dude, yeah. 1.00
01:45:42.000 They're all fucking awful. 1.00
01:45:44.000 They don't try and help. 1.00
01:45:45.000 Oh, sorry.
01:45:46.000 That's all I can do.
01:45:47.000 Nelnet has to do the rest. 1.00
01:45:48.000 Fuck you, cunt. 1.00
01:45:49.000 You can do more for me. 1.00
01:45:51.000 And I know it. 1.00
01:45:52.000 You're awful. 0.99
01:45:53.000 You don't do your job. 1.00
01:45:55.000 You fucking. 1.00
01:45:56.000 Like, you're a data entry analyst. 1.00
01:45:59.000 And I'm sure we can code something better than you.
01:46:02.000 You're just kind of cute.
01:46:03.000 You're like a seven.
01:46:04.000 You're six and a half, maybe.
01:46:08.000 If somebody's ever going to be led, God forbid, I know, to shoot anything up, it would be like a journalist's place, like BuzzFeed or something.
01:46:18.000 Or a Mexican restaurant.
01:46:21.000 Yeah, the yelling in the background is making this particularly poignant.
01:46:27.000 There's an apprehension happening here right now.
01:46:30.000 That's why I am.
01:46:32.000 Yeah, same here, but I shoot upstairs and not in the basement.
01:46:39.000 Anyways, it would be a financial aid office or a newspaper place. 1.00
01:46:46.000 Not a middle smoke look on that bitch's face when she thought she could get away with it and now she's staring down the barrel of an AR 15. 1.00
01:46:55.000 What do you think about that? 1.00
01:46:57.000 What do you think about that, bitch? 1.00
01:46:59.000 Well, actually, I min max my pheromone levels before I go to the financial aid office just so I know I get the answer that I want. 1.00
01:47:07.000 But one time there was a not so cute girl. 1.00
01:47:11.000 She was kind of fat.
01:47:12.000 And I felt like I wasted my time. 0.79
01:47:14.000 I wasted my money trying to.
01:47:17.000 Because I'm not going to pay these loans back.
01:47:19.000 Are you kidding me?
01:47:20.000 No, Trump will fix it for us.
01:47:24.000 It's fine.
01:47:25.000 No, actually, Betsy DeVos is looking into loan forgiveness.
01:47:29.000 And I'm kind of pissed because they're trying to stop the financial crisis that I'm looking for.
01:47:36.000 That I'm really banking the rest of my life on.
01:47:39.000 So.
01:47:41.000 I'm banking everything on either being dead very soon or technology getting so good that we don't have to care.
01:47:49.000 I'm putting off so many things that I ought to do now.
01:47:52.000 Like my wisdom teeth, for example.
01:47:53.000 My dentist said I should get them out.
01:47:55.000 I said, by the time that causes a problem, I'll either be dead, killed by the government, or the technology will advance to the point where you don't even have fleshy bodies anymore.
01:48:05.000 I'll be in a bad place.
01:48:07.000 Listen, you're what, 18, 19?
01:48:09.000 That's like seven years.
01:48:11.000 I had my first wisdom teeth pain.
01:48:13.000 And let me tell you, it's worse than childbirth.
01:48:19.000 Everything's worse than childbirth. 1.00
01:48:21.000 Yeah, women, oh my God. 1.00
01:48:25.000 I felt my jaw giving birth to a tooth, and I had to leave the raid that I was doing. 1.00
01:48:33.000 I couldn't tank it anymore.
01:48:34.000 Literally, I had my head down on a desk.
01:48:38.000 I was just pouring the tube of Orogel.
01:48:41.000 I might still have it in my desk, actually.
01:48:43.000 I had a tube of Orogel.
01:48:45.000 And I was just pouring it into my mouth.
01:48:47.000 Yeah, I'm not kidding.
01:48:49.000 It's right here.
01:48:52.000 This story's not made up.
01:48:53.000 You can ask my guild. 0.94
01:48:54.000 It sucked so bad. 0.61
01:48:56.000 I was texting my ex girlfriend for painkillers because I know she's an opiate addict and she lied to me. 0.98
01:49:03.000 It was the worst.
01:49:08.000 Wow.
01:49:08.000 Yeah, see, no blesses in the chat.
01:49:10.000 I went AFK by midnight. 0.96
01:49:12.000 It sucked so bad. 0.97
01:49:14.000 He said AFK mid fight. 0.97
01:49:16.000 Yeah, mid fight.
01:49:18.000 We were doing Covenant of Shavara and I'm like, no, I can't.
01:49:24.000 Listen, Beardson, you try seeing double and reading, okay?
01:49:28.000 I don't read.
01:49:29.000 That's why.
01:49:30.000 I just don't.
01:49:31.000 I just refuse.
01:49:35.000 It's not good for you, Beardson.
01:49:36.000 You got to read.
01:49:37.000 Why?
01:49:39.000 You got to read the fashion text.
01:49:40.000 Why? 0.98
01:49:42.000 So I can turn gay? 0.98
01:49:44.000 So that's your red pill, dude. 0.99
01:49:45.000 So that's your red pill.
01:49:47.000 Don't you want to be free, Goyam? 1.00
01:49:50.000 The real red pill is that reading's gay. 1.00
01:49:53.000 It turns you into a logo. 0.99
01:49:56.000 Oh, yeah.
01:49:57.000 I used to make Bono a lot, but he gave me a lot of good book recommendations, so.
01:50:02.000 He muted me on Twitter.
01:50:05.000 So I'm happy.
01:50:07.000 Logo's all right.
01:50:08.000 The one who I really hate, I didn't agree with this at first, but Facebook.
01:50:12.000 Balltown was right about Facebook.
01:50:14.000 Of course I hate Facebook.
01:50:15.000 Yeah, you want to know why?
01:50:17.000 Because Facebook has actually, unironically, he has a lower IQ than me.
01:50:22.000 He's a low IQ, yeah.
01:50:23.000 Oh, dude.
01:50:24.000 He thinks he has a high IQ.
01:50:25.000 That's the problem.
01:50:26.000 Yeah.
01:50:27.000 See, he's not self aware.
01:50:29.000 Yeah, like, no self awareness whatsoever.
01:50:32.000 Well, what was that part in his book where he's like.
01:50:35.000 People want to get that paper, but they don't want to get enlightened.
01:50:38.000 It's like, hold on.
01:50:42.000 Facebook wrote a book?
01:50:45.000 He's writing a book.
01:50:48.000 He's writing a book.
01:50:49.000 He has iPhone on where he wrote notes.
01:50:53.000 I'm also writing a book then.
01:50:55.000 It's called, the book's actually going to be called Reddit News.
01:50:59.000 The story is coming out.
01:51:01.000 It's going to be a really deep book title that you'd see on Tumblr.
01:51:06.000 It's going to be called Untitled.
01:51:09.000 It's going to be called Normies, please.
01:51:13.000 Yeah, I hate normies. 1.00
01:51:16.000 May I please have some coochie? 0.99
01:51:18.000 May I please have some social capital? 0.99
01:51:21.000 No.
01:51:22.000 Please let me eat with you at lunch.
01:51:26.000 Yeah, I feel, honestly, I do feel pity for him when I read his tweets.
01:51:33.000 Why?
01:51:34.000 Yeah, I don't.
01:51:34.000 I don't know.
01:51:35.000 Fucking retard. 1.00
01:51:37.000 I'm just like, I just read his tweets and I'm just like, Man, this guy really. 1.00
01:51:41.000 Like, I'm.
01:51:42.000 Okay.
01:51:43.000 And I'll say this.
01:51:44.000 I say this every show. 1.00
01:51:44.000 I'm a fucking idiot, okay? 1.00
01:51:47.000 I'm dumb. 1.00
01:51:48.000 But at least, like, I have the self awareness to, like, know that I'm dumb. 0.99
01:51:51.000 Like, Facebook's probably about as smart as me, and he thinks he's about as smart as. 0.91
01:51:56.000 I don't know who's smart.
01:51:58.000 But.
01:51:59.000 Nobody in this stream, but somebody is smart.
01:52:01.000 He thinks he's as smart as somebody that's smart.
01:52:03.000 Listen. 0.99
01:52:04.000 He goes in, dummy. 1.00
01:52:05.000 You're not smart like a smart person. 1.00
01:52:06.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:52:07.000 A dummy. 0.67
01:52:09.000 Can I just get the check?
01:52:14.000 Yeah, can I get a box?
01:52:15.000 Thanks.
01:52:16.000 All right, about that.
01:52:16.000 There we go.
01:52:17.000 Get a box.
01:52:18.000 I'll bring up your credit card.
01:52:20.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:52:20.000 Keep it.
01:52:21.000 I'll flash it on camera real quick.
01:52:26.000 Yeah.
01:52:26.000 The best about Facebook was when he was like, oh, I am playing Fortnite and I am studying Klaus Witz and Napoleon.
01:52:35.000 I think the best. 1.00
01:52:36.000 It's like, shut the fuck up. 1.00
01:52:37.000 Dude, shut the fuck up. 1.00
01:52:39.000 Like, the 13 year olds are playing the game. 1.00
01:52:41.000 You build the wall. 1.00
01:52:42.000 Dude, women are playing the game. 1.00
01:52:44.000 Are you kidding me? 1.00
01:52:46.000 I've been on Tinder all week just because I'm out of tweets. 0.99
01:52:50.000 My brain's literally fucking like a puddle right now. 0.97
01:52:53.000 So I have to be on Tinder. 0.99
01:52:54.000 Could be on Tinder. 1.00
01:52:55.000 You know how many fucking Tinder profiles I see that girls play Fortnite? 1.00
01:52:58.000 I will never play that game. 1.00
01:53:01.000 Bro.
01:53:01.000 Ever.
01:53:02.000 Dude, the best part was when I think Bap quote tweeted Mike Maul on his bench press video, and Facebook felt the need to chime in.
01:53:10.000 He's like, Why does he do bench press?
01:53:12.000 Why doesn't he do OHP?
01:53:15.000 I don't know. 1.00
01:53:16.000 Retard, it works two fucking different. 1.00
01:53:18.000 I know. 1.00
01:53:20.000 I know. 1.00
01:53:21.000 I was like, Why do you do OHP and not Z Press, Retard? 1.00
01:53:26.000 Go fuck yourself. 1.00
01:53:27.000 I was laughing. 1.00
01:53:29.000 So hard.
01:53:30.000 I was all that. 0.96
01:53:30.000 I was like, dude, I'm dumb when it comes to fitness. 0.96
01:53:33.000 Like, my level of fitness knowledge is pretty minimal.
01:53:37.000 And I'm like, yeah, I don't think those are the same thing, they're Facebook.
01:53:41.000 But you know what? 0.98
01:53:42.000 If you're dumb enough to take fitness advice from Facebook, then you probably deserve to just totally neglect an entire muscle group. 0.99
01:53:50.000 See, Facebook is the reason why I knew Frog Twitter was a sham. 0.98
01:53:55.000 Because I'm like, there's no way they would associate with this guy, right?
01:53:59.000 And then I'm like, oh.
01:54:01.000 Okay.
01:54:03.000 I guess not, actually.
01:54:06.000 I guess there's other things under the sun. 0.83
01:54:08.000 Yeah, the guy's a goofus, and he never followed me, so that's just another. 0.89
01:54:12.000 Oh, he kept following me after he won the Black Pill.
01:54:15.000 He won the Black Pill Award by like seven votes in the content Emmys.
01:54:20.000 And I had like maybe 3,000.
01:54:22.000 I was like, okay.
01:54:25.000 He's not that serious, I guess.
01:54:26.000 He's not that great.
01:54:29.000 I never once followed him.
01:54:31.000 I am proud to say, thank God.
01:54:34.000 Same thing with Lucas.
01:54:35.000 I have a good sense about these people.
01:54:37.000 I'm not saying that Facebook's a pedophile.
01:54:39.000 I would never say that.
01:54:40.000 I would say that. 1.00
01:54:43.000 He's a fucking person. 1.00
01:54:45.000 Obviously a pedophile. 1.00
01:54:48.000 I would never say that without any evidence or anything like that. 0.66
01:54:51.000 I'm just saying I have a good sense about.
01:54:54.000 Jamie, Jamie, pull up Facebook's DMs.
01:54:57.000 Pull up his tweet.
01:55:00.000 The worst accounts are like Tolerant Man and Will Westcott and Frog Wave.
01:55:06.000 Those people make me like.
01:55:08.000 Dad, that frog wave dude's the worst. 0.99
01:55:16.000 He had a really good take. 1.00
01:55:18.000 It's like, why would you go out and do a marathon or something you actually accomplish when you can red pill people? 1.00
01:55:28.000 And I was just like, yeah, I don't know, man.
01:55:34.000 I'd much rather do things to get retweets on Twitter than do things I'm proud of.
01:55:39.000 So he's right about that.
01:55:43.000 Did he have some tweet about, like, I can't remember, something about him, like, red pilling his girlfriend or something that he probably.
01:55:51.000 He went on a Tinder date.
01:55:53.000 And he was like, he showed a girl the greatest story ever told.
01:55:57.000 Nice.
01:55:59.000 Oh, yeah, I remember that.
01:56:00.000 Yeah, he was like, take her upstairs for further red pilling, show her all these videos.
01:56:07.000 Bro, you're lost.
01:56:09.000 You're lost.
01:56:12.000 I swear, I say I hate these accounts, but secretly I love them because they're just like a roadmap of comedy.
01:56:21.000 It's 20% of 18.
01:56:24.000 Don't tell me.
01:56:24.000 It's 360.
01:56:26.000 I'm a genius.
01:56:30.000 Big tipper, this guy.
01:56:30.000 Wow, 20%.
01:56:32.000 Yeah, you like that?
01:56:32.000 Big tip.
01:56:33.000 Yeah, well, I know people that are waiters and they always get mad at me.
01:56:37.000 No, listen, I used to be a waiter. 1.00
01:56:40.000 Fuck them. 1.00
01:56:42.000 If I don't get two refills, I don't tip. 1.00
01:56:45.000 Your job's not that hard. 1.00
01:56:47.000 You just like to smoke because the fucking servers keep hitting on you, okay, slut? 1.00
01:56:52.000 I get it. 1.00
01:56:54.000 I'm not joking at all.
01:56:57.000 Like, seriously, I don't tip unless I get excellent service because the job is not that hard.
01:57:03.000 Yeah.
01:57:04.000 I don't tip.
01:57:05.000 Well, I'm not going to write anything down because I think I'm really good at my job.
01:57:08.000 But guess what?
01:57:09.000 You're probably not. 1.00
01:57:10.000 You're probably shit. 1.00
01:57:12.000 And you should be writing stuff down. 1.00
01:57:13.000 That's why I'm telling it to you. 0.99
01:57:15.000 That's why they give you a little fucking handy notepad at the beginning when you fucking don't go through your training because you're a felon or something. 0.99
01:57:21.000 I'm not a felon. 0.98
01:57:23.000 I just didn't have a really good working experience.
01:57:25.000 Speaking of which, Paul, when are you starting off with your waiter job?
01:57:29.000 Never.
01:57:30.000 I couldn't.
01:57:31.000 I red pilled my.
01:57:32.000 When I used to be a waiter, I red pilled all of them.
01:57:34.000 Now I can't work anywhere.
01:57:37.000 I just left the restaurant.
01:57:38.000 Let me tell you something.
01:57:40.000 I'm about to drive home, but I'm sitting in there.
01:57:43.000 I couldn't talk about it because I was in there. 1.00
01:57:45.000 But I'm sitting there, and this dumb, ugly bitch who's my waitress is like, Go off. 1.00
01:57:53.000 Okay. 1.00
01:57:54.000 I'm pulling out of the parking lot right now.
01:57:56.000 I got.
01:57:57.000 So she definitely can't hear you if you're in your car, by the way.
01:57:57.000 Okay.
01:58:00.000 No, I mean, I just, I was just distracted. 1.00
01:58:03.000 There's Mexican kids running around the parking lot and to try to hit them. 1.00
01:58:08.000 Not him. 0.91
01:58:09.000 But so the waitress, she's like, Good save. 0.68
01:58:11.000 She's looking for food and then she comes back.
01:58:16.000 Like, this is understandable.
01:58:17.000 She comes back within, I kid you not, 10 seconds before I.
01:58:20.000 Oh, no, if they do that, I don't tip.
01:58:24.000 Yeah.
01:58:24.000 Well, no, no, no.
01:58:26.000 There's a bat.
01:58:27.000 Post on this actually, how like servers are so bad at their job because like they don't even let you taste it. 0.99
01:58:33.000 Oh, is everything okay?
01:58:35.000 Is every did I put everything that's on the plate?
01:58:40.000 I put it in the computer, right?
01:58:42.000 I did my job, okay?
01:58:44.000 But it gets better. 1.00
01:58:45.000 Fuck yourself. 1.00
01:58:46.000 I haven't even fucking put it in my mouth, retard. 1.00
01:58:49.000 Oh my god, no wonder you dropped out of high school. 1.00
01:58:53.000 She checks on me.
01:58:54.000 I have some.
01:58:55.000 She checks on me again.
01:58:57.000 She checks on me a third time.
01:58:59.000 She checks on me a fourth time.
01:59:01.000 Then I get on the phone.
01:59:02.000 I'm clearly on the phone.
01:59:04.000 And she comes over, tries to catch my eye contact. 1.00
01:59:07.000 And she asked me, I said, Really, you fucking idiot? 1.00
01:59:10.000 You can't tell that I'm on the phone right now. 1.00
01:59:14.000 I've literally put my right hand, I got my headphones on the volume control, which is what you do when you're on the phone on an iPhone.
01:59:36.000 I don't need to do that.
01:59:39.000 Nick's so angry.
01:59:41.000 He's turning into.
01:59:44.000 Nick, the whole time you're doing that, right?
01:59:57.000 You sounded like a robot.
01:59:58.000 Like a signal was bad or something.
02:00:00.000 You were so angry.
02:00:01.000 You were transcending humanity.
02:00:03.000 You were just like.
02:00:06.000 I'm driving, so there's a cop, but I don't think he minds that my headphones.
02:00:10.000 You're white, it's okay.
02:00:12.000 Yeah, sure. 0.80
02:00:12.000 Oh, no, I'm black. 0.80
02:00:14.000 You're white passing, it's okay. 0.99
02:00:16.000 I'm 2% like the milk.
02:00:18.000 So, you know, they're going to pull me over for being blue.
02:00:21.000 They're going to smell it on me.
02:00:22.000 They're going to pull me over. 1.00
02:00:24.000 They're going to kill me because I'm black, guys. 1.00
02:00:26.000 God, I wish I was. 1.00
02:00:27.000 They're going to say, wait a second, are you black? 0.95
02:00:30.000 I'll be like, yeah. 0.99
02:00:31.000 Bang, bang, bang, bang.
02:00:34.000 Just because of the color of my skin.
02:00:37.000 Unbelievable the type of oppressionist irony rose face in this country.
02:00:41.000 Horrible.
02:00:41.000 It's horrible.
02:00:42.000 It's horrible. 0.83
02:00:43.000 I hate it.
02:00:43.000 I really hate it.
02:00:44.000 Nobody talks about it either.
02:00:45.000 I'm walking past people in the hallway and you can just hear them just say the N word under their breath and just like, listen, that's my word too.
02:00:53.000 Beards and Stone middle school gets shut in the locker.
02:00:59.000 God, I wish.
02:01:00.000 Those were the days.
02:01:01.000 You know how much homework I got done in those lockers?
02:01:08.000 I didn't have homework, Sean.
02:01:10.000 That was the point.
02:01:11.000 I don't know.
02:01:13.000 This is a true story. 1.00
02:01:14.000 I got called down to the principal's office for making fun of Jews in middle school. 1.00
02:01:19.000 I didn't know why I was making fun of Jews.
02:01:21.000 I just knew they all sat at lunch with each other and they all had a peanut allergy. 1.00
02:01:26.000 Now I get it.
02:01:28.000 It's because they run the banks.
02:01:31.000 You were really a fashion eight year old boy, huh?
02:01:35.000 That's right.
02:01:36.000 It's in his blood. 1.00
02:01:39.000 Ah, shit. 1.00
02:01:40.000 I'm taking a wrong turn here because you guys got me distracted. 1.00
02:01:43.000 Yeah.
02:01:45.000 So you know, it's good content right there.
02:01:47.000 It's true.
02:01:47.000 That's true.
02:01:48.000 Content is king, right?
02:01:50.000 Yeah, something like that.
02:01:54.000 God is king.
02:01:56.000 Are we?
02:01:57.000 Christ.
02:01:58.000 Oh, man.
02:01:58.000 Christ is king.
02:01:59.000 We've hit the two hour mark.
02:02:00.000 We can wrap this show up, boys, because no one's donating any more money.
02:02:03.000 I'll tell you guys goodbye. 0.99
02:02:05.000 Holy shit. 0.99
02:02:05.000 Finally. 0.99
02:02:06.000 Finally.
02:02:09.000 All right, fellas.
02:02:10.000 All right.
02:02:10.000 Well, have a safe drive home, Nick.
02:02:12.000 Appreciate you coming on, pal.
02:02:14.000 Thanks, fellas.
02:02:15.000 Fun talking to you.
02:02:15.000 Good night.
02:02:16.000 Talk to you later.
02:02:17.000 All right.
02:02:17.000 Later, buddy.
02:02:18.000 Love you guys.
02:02:18.000 Bye-bye.
02:02:20.000 I would promote his show, but he's more famous than us, so fuck him. 1.00
02:02:24.000 Anyways. 1.00
02:02:24.000 So, yeah, that's the weekly sweat. 1.00
02:02:27.000 Um,.
02:02:28.000 What did you guys think of it?
02:02:29.000 I thought it was a pretty good show, personally.
02:02:31.000 Best show yet.
02:02:32.000 I did amazing.
02:02:33.000 You guys really need to pick it up next week.
02:02:37.000 It was the best show yet.
02:02:41.000 Probably the best show ever on the internet.
02:03:04.000 Sorry somebody was at the door.
02:03:05.000 Yeah, are we done with this?
02:03:09.000 We're done.
02:03:10.000 Okay.
02:03:11.000 No one's done any money, so.
02:03:14.000 Yeah, it was a really great show.
02:03:17.000 I wish Sean would have stepped it up a little bit more.
02:03:20.000 But other than that, can't complain.
02:03:22.000 Could have gone off.
02:03:25.000 They're screaming the whole time.
02:03:25.000 Hey.
02:03:27.000 Pew pew.
02:03:28.000 Go off, King.
02:03:32.000 Give me a topic and I'll go off on it.
02:03:34.000 No, save it for next week.
02:03:37.000 I'll go off on Tinder right now.
02:03:38.000 Tyler really is.
02:03:39.000 Oh, come on.
02:03:40.000 No, we're already past the two hour mark. 0.99
02:03:41.000 We've given these fuckers enough content this week. 0.99
02:03:44.000 They can wait. 0.99
02:03:46.000 I don't know if I'm going to be like this next week.
02:03:47.000 I might not be here, Beardson.
02:03:49.000 I could.
02:03:52.000 I know.
02:03:54.000 What do we have here? 0.79
02:03:58.000 We have Rochelle.
02:03:59.000 She's 26.
02:04:00.000 She's a medical student.
02:04:01.000 She's five miles away.
02:04:03.000 I could use this as a Pokemon Go app.
02:04:05.000 But like for rape, I would never do that.
02:04:12.000 That would require so much work. 0.98
02:04:16.000 She's a vegan, she's a feminist, and simultaneously the most uptight and down to earth person I've ever met. 1.00
02:04:25.000 Wow, those two things definitely go together.
02:04:28.000 And I'm not joking.
02:04:29.000 I got to her third picture here, and I'm going to try and pull it up on camera. 0.99
02:04:33.000 She owns a pit bull. 1.00
02:04:35.000 Wow! 0.95
02:04:36.000 I'm so surprised! 0.99
02:04:39.000 I'm not joking how fucking much of a commonality this is here in fucking Detroit Metro. 1.00
02:04:43.000 It's a fucking joke. 0.99
02:04:45.000 So we're going to right swipe. 1.00
02:04:47.000 We have a, oh man, the wall is calling this woman right now. 0.76
02:04:55.000 What a great profile. 1.00
02:04:57.000 I'm the type of girl to bring home to your mom, but I'll blow you on the way there. 0.90
02:05:01.000 Awesome.
02:05:02.000 Awesome, Ash.
02:05:04.000 You're 29 years old, and you definitely are showing it.
02:05:09.000 In the face.
02:05:11.000 Also, on the Myers Brig test, I'm a DTF.
02:05:14.000 Wow, great.
02:05:17.000 I've always wanted to get an STI.
02:05:19.000 We're going to right swipe you. 1.00
02:05:23.000 This is what it's like to live in the fucking Midwest. 0.99
02:05:26.000 People always wonder, Sean, how are you single? 1.00
02:05:29.000 I don't get it.
02:05:30.000 I don't know.
02:05:31.000 Have you lived in hell? 0.99
02:05:33.000 Like, killing myself couldn't be worse than the dating life in Michigan. 0.99
02:05:38.000 I'm not joking. 1.00
02:05:40.000 It's fucking terrible. 0.99
02:05:43.000 All right, you can end the stream. 0.99
02:05:45.000 All right, cool.
02:05:47.000 So, anyways, thanks everybody for watching the weekly sweat.
02:05:50.000 Paul, do you have anything you want to show?
02:05:52.000 No.
02:05:53.000 Good, because I wasn't going to let you, anyways.
02:05:57.000 Yeah.
02:05:59.000 Hit streamlabs.comslash beards and beards.
02:06:01.000 Oh, Sean, do you have anything you want to show?
02:06:04.000 Paypal.meslash prince hubris.
02:06:06.000 So I can get paid sooner than Beardson doesn't.
02:06:11.000 That's what you think.
02:06:13.000 Yeah, anyways, streamwebs.com slash spirits and beer leaf.
02:06:18.000 You want to make donations to us to keep the show running.
02:06:21.000 It's a very high maintenance program we run here.
02:06:23.000 Very expensive. 0.99
02:06:25.000 You know, the lights, the computers, the electricity, the internet, all that shit. 0.99
02:06:31.000 Very expensive program we run here.
02:06:33.000 If you donate enough money, eventually I'll get the green screen behind me working and it'll look very professional and cool.
02:06:39.000 Gumroad.com slash weekly sweat.
02:06:41.000 I'll be updated with this episode sometime this weekend, but hit us up.
02:06:45.000 Five bucks a month, support us.
02:06:47.000 We love the money.
02:06:48.000 We hate the fans.
02:06:50.000 That's it for tonight. 1.00
02:06:51.000 Fuck the fans. 1.00
02:06:52.000 And we'll see you guys next week. 1.00
02:06:54.000 Suck a dick. 1.00
02:06:54.000 Fuck you. 1.00
02:06:55.000 Piece of shits. 1.00
02:06:56.000 Goodbye. 1.00