America First - Nicholas J. Fuentes - Nick on The Weekly Sweat - THE FAT RETORT

00:00:10.000 The Weekly Sweat says, bring in Beardson.

00:00:13.000 Mike is scared.

00:00:14.000 Weekly Sweat is also Beardson.

00:00:19.000 Moon Man says, Mrs. Amy, do you want me to bring in Beardson?

00:00:22.000 I don't know.

00:00:23.000 Let's read the more of the super chats.

00:00:27.000 I think that's it.

00:00:29.000 Hold on.

00:00:29.000 Let me refresh.

00:00:30.000 Beardson's not going to say anything that this fucking other faggot didn't already say. 1.00

00:00:34.000 He literally was reading from Beardson's playbook. 1.00

00:00:36.000 I think it'll mostly be the same. 1.00

00:00:39.000 It's the same shit. 1.00

00:00:40.000 It's the same shit. 1.00

00:00:42.000 How about this? 1.00

00:00:43.000 We'll take in a couple callers before.

00:00:49.000 Suburban.

00:00:52.000 What's going on, my dudes? 0.99

00:00:54.000 Beardson, motherfucking Beardley here, reading from the patented Beardson playbook. 0.97

00:01:02.000 I'm your host of the weekly sweat live tonight. 0.99

00:01:05.000 Of course, joined by my lovely, talented, handsome, charismatic, fit, Catholic.

00:01:12.000 Pure, if anything else, co host Prince Hubris, aka Sean.

00:01:19.000 How's it going tonight, pal?

00:01:21.000 I'm great.

00:01:22.000 I'm great.

00:01:23.000 The pre show is awesome. 0.54

00:01:24.000 It's going to suck.

00:01:27.000 Yeah, that's, man, you know what we need to do is just record the pre show and then charge people money to listen to it.

00:01:34.000 Yes.

00:01:35.000 That's what we need to do.

00:01:37.000 Definitely charge.

00:01:38.000 Yeah.

00:01:40.000 Got a lot of good.

00:01:42.000 Good things happening tonight.

00:01:44.000 I'm very excited about it.

00:01:45.000 We got a bunch of topics to talk about.

00:01:50.000 It's going to be lit.

00:01:51.000 It's going to be very popping in here.

00:01:56.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:01:57.000 Actually, a lot of shit happened this week. 0.99

00:01:59.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:02:00.000 A lot of shit happened. 0.99

00:02:03.000 Of course, if you saw the opening there, we've got a little bit to talk about there. 1.00

00:02:10.000 You know.

00:02:13.000 Mike Enoch, you know, I was trying to debate him, and we're not going to go into the whole thing just yet, but, you know, Mike Enoch said that I should do the whole show talking about him, and I guess it's kind of like to call my bluff or something, or like if he would say that, I wouldn't do it.

00:02:35.000 Yeah.

00:02:36.000 But little does he know that I have absolutely no shame in doing exactly that. 1.00

00:02:42.000 So we're definitely going to talk about that and how much of a big fat bitch he is. 1.00

00:02:46.000 As he, I mean, clearly exposed right there that he's fucking afraid of me of all people. 1.00

00:02:53.000 I don't get that. 0.96

00:02:54.000 This is like the.

00:02:56.000 If anybody doubted it, because there was a lot of like the AR Spurgs that were like, after the heel turn thing was like, no, he was just really drunk.

00:03:04.000 And it's like, dude, literally two minutes before we joined, he was going off.

00:03:08.000 Like, he was popping.

00:03:10.000 And it was lit in there.

00:03:13.000 It was lit.

00:03:14.000 He took the hoodie off.

00:03:15.000 And then as soon as we joined, he shuts down.

00:03:18.000 And like, look at this.

00:03:19.000 It's like.

00:03:20.000 You know, it's weird seeing just like how random, like two dudes online, Beardson in this case, just Beardson, can just totally make a person dejected and almost catatonic.

00:03:32.000 Like, just read the Google chats.

00:03:35.000 Come on, dude.

00:03:37.000 Like, dude, the whole thing was so funny, and we're going to talk about it more later.

00:03:41.000 But I just, I don't want, dude, we run a live stream two hours a week, not every night.

00:03:47.000 Like, we're not, you know, that's the thing, is like everyone makes fun of us or whatever because we're not like incredibly popular.

00:03:53.000 We're just kind of popular.

00:03:54.000 You know what I mean?

00:03:55.000 And it's like, okay, then, like, what do you have to lose here? 0.99

00:03:59.000 You get to fucking own. 0.97

00:04:01.000 If you're so awesome, if you're so great and everyone loves you, then all your fans get to see you own me. 0.99

00:04:06.000 It's a win for you.

00:04:08.000 Another thing, too, is more often than not, we're not popular in the way that you want to be popular.

00:04:13.000 Yeah.

00:04:16.000 Yeah, I mean, we have a love hate relationship with the internet.

00:04:22.000 Sometimes more hate, but we're the most hated, loved men on the internet. 0.98

00:04:27.000 Like, that's the thing the people that love us, they fucking love us. 0.99

00:04:31.000 And the people that hate us, they fucking hate us. 0.98

00:04:35.000 There's really no in between. 0.99

00:04:37.000 Uh uh.

00:04:38.000 And, you know, I wouldn't really want to have it any other way, of course.

00:04:41.000 Yeah, that's how it is.

00:04:42.000 Like, that's how it's been my whole life.

00:04:44.000 So I'm not surprised.

00:04:46.000 Well, I'm kind of surprised it's like that online because none of this is real.

00:04:50.000 You guys are all made up.

00:04:52.000 I'm just in a room by myself.

00:04:54.000 So.

00:04:56.000 But, yeah, I don't know.

00:04:59.000 I was really drunk that night and just playing Siege.

00:05:04.000 And people were like, hey, so.

00:05:08.000 Enoch's on Ralph's stream, and like, you know, I've been on Ralph's stream.

00:05:13.000 I've literally never DM'd him, so like, I don't have any way in with the dude.

00:05:18.000 And they're like, Yeah, you should try and get on.

00:05:19.000 It's like, I mean, I probably could have gone on and still want like done well, but I was trying to get tummy that night.

00:05:29.000 So very, very, very much more important than trying to get Mike Enoch's fat tummy.

00:05:34.000 Yeah.

00:05:35.000 And I looked and I thought Beardson was asleep because I think it was pretty late.

00:05:37.000 It was like around one or two.

00:05:39.000 And I look, and you're in the green room waiting.

00:05:43.000 I'm like, oh, cool.

00:05:43.000 He's ready to go.

00:05:45.000 So, yeah.

00:05:47.000 And then the next day, I got a couple DMs from people telling me what happened and a couple of links.

00:05:54.000 And did you end up deleting all your tweets with him, right?

00:05:57.000 Yeah, I did.

00:05:58.000 I did.

00:05:59.000 Okay.

00:05:59.000 Because, you know, I didn't want to.

00:06:01.000 Here was the reasoning behind that.

00:06:02.000 I've had people ask me about it or whatever.

00:06:07.000 When you're in situations like this, You kind of want to blow your load at the right time, if that makes sense.

00:06:15.000 And boy, I don't plan on blowing my load tonight, but man, I'm getting a massive pump going tonight.

00:06:21.000 We're going to get a massive pump going tonight, if you know what I mean.

00:06:25.000 Yeah, I'm pumped.

00:06:26.000 I'm ready to go. 0.99

00:06:28.000 I am dick maxing right now. 0.99

00:06:31.000 Yes. 0.98

00:06:32.000 I am, God, what's the term?

00:06:34.000 I forget the term. 0.99

00:06:36.000 Jelking?

00:06:37.000 I'm jelking right now.

00:06:37.000 Yes.

00:06:39.000 Yeah.

00:06:40.000 Edging.

00:06:41.000 That's what I'm doing.

00:06:41.000 I'm edging.

00:06:42.000 Oh, there we go.

00:06:42.000 Yeah.

00:06:43.000 Yeah.

00:06:43.000 I'm edging pretty hard tonight.

00:06:46.000 Yeah.

00:06:48.000 It's like some Karma Sutra stuff.

00:06:51.000 But yeah, like, I, you know, it was late.

00:06:57.000 It was really late.

00:06:57.000 It was like 3, 4 in the morning for me.

00:07:00.000 And so I was like, I don't really want to do this here and now.

00:07:03.000 I'm going to give it a couple of days and basically do what I always do and attack out of nowhere because that tends to work very well for me.

00:07:12.000 Yeah.

00:07:15.000 But I didn't really have any intention of trying to debate Enoch. 0.98

00:07:19.000 I was streaming fucking Mario Tennis. 0.97

00:07:21.000 Like, I knew it was happening. 0.99

00:07:23.000 I knew it was happening.

00:07:24.000 I was just like, I had people, I was like, hey, you can go on Ralph's show.

00:07:27.000 And I was like, eh.

00:07:28.000 Like, what am I going to get out of blowing out Enoch again?

00:07:32.000 Honestly, like, it doesn't do anything for me.

00:07:34.000 It's kind of a waste of time.

00:07:35.000 And I'm trying to hit that top 50 in the U.S.

00:07:36.000 Yeah.

00:07:37.000 Like, way more.

00:07:38.000 15 minutes of content for the sweat?

00:07:41.000 We started two hours, almost three hours late.

00:07:47.000 Um,.

00:07:47.000 Yeah.

00:07:49.000 Yeah, I mean, like, you know, there's nothing, there's nothing, there's no more content for Mike Enoch for me to mine at this point.

00:07:55.000 He's not, he's not doing anything. 0.82

00:07:57.000 Like, he's literally cornered himself into the most, like, boring position ever, which is he runs a fucking podcast and talks about day to day politics now. 0.96

00:08:08.000 Like, they don't even go out and do anything anymore. 0.97

00:08:10.000 So it's like, eh, you know, whatever. 1.00

00:08:14.000 But, you know, I heard everybody was talking about, you know, everybody on the chat was like, oh, they're calling him a Jew, and he's getting mad, and he's yelling at people, and blah, blah, blah, and Ralph's losing his shit. 0.99

00:08:25.000 And I like Ralph. 0.99

00:08:27.000 Liked Ralph. 1.00

00:08:29.000 Yeah, I was going to say, after the last time I went on and did the whole fuck the troops thing, and he was just a really big bitch about that, I was like, eh, I don't get why I'm supposed to like you. 0.99

00:08:42.000 And just how fucking he has no. 0.99

00:08:45.000 I know you're doing. 0.99

00:08:47.000 This is your job. 0.99

00:08:49.000 And that sucks. 1.00

00:08:52.000 That sucks so bad, dude. 0.99

00:08:53.000 Look at Worski. 1.00

00:08:54.000 That's going to be you.

00:09:00.000 And let's be real.

00:09:02.000 He's already had a couple breakdowns already.

00:09:05.000 Right.

00:09:06.000 I didn't want to get into that.

00:09:09.000 I don't think he's legally allowed to have another breakdown for another couple years.

00:09:14.000 So, I mean, let's be real.

00:09:15.000 But, yeah, like, you know, he's. 0.99

00:09:18.000 This is why we always say don't trust people that make money on the internet, like, for a living, like, do this kind of shit for a living. 0.99

00:09:24.000 This is exactly why. 0.98

00:09:26.000 Like, this is 100% the reason why we tell people not to do that.

00:09:30.000 And again, I liked Ralph.

00:09:32.000 Okay.

00:09:32.000 I.

00:09:33.000 I've been on Ralph's show numerous times before, before he was even a big deal, like when he was getting like 100 viewers.

00:09:39.000 When my show was doing better than his, I was trying to help him out.

00:09:43.000 I legitimately liked the guy.

00:09:45.000 Whenever he got, like, his first show back when he got out of prison or jail or whatever, I went on his show.

00:09:51.000 I offered, I was like, hey, man, I'll come on and I'll help promote it or whatever.

00:09:54.000 And he's like, yeah, I would love you to.

00:09:55.000 Come on, please.

00:09:56.000 And, you know, I helped him out there. 1.00

00:10:00.000 Whenever him and Nick got into a fight, I saved his fucking ass. 0.99

00:10:05.000 By helping Nick and him couple that, because Nick would have fucking destroyed him. 1.00

00:10:10.000 I mean, let's be real. 0.91

00:10:12.000 That was not going to end well for him.

00:10:13.000 He was like trying to dox Nick's sister.

00:10:16.000 Oh, wow. 1.00

00:10:17.000 You remember that shit? 1.00

00:10:18.000 He was like posting pictures of Nick's sister and shit? 1.00

00:10:20.000 No, I don't remember that. 0.99

00:10:22.000 Okay.

00:10:23.000 Wow.

00:10:24.000 All right.

00:10:25.000 I didn't know that. 1.00

00:10:26.000 I would have been a way bigger asshole doing it. 1.00

00:10:28.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:10:29.000 And like, I was trying to defuse the situation because I was like, man, Ralph, this isn't going to be good for you, dude.

00:10:33.000 Like, Nick's smart. 0.71

00:10:36.000 You're not smart.

00:10:38.000 And you're also 5'1. 0.99

00:10:41.000 Yeah.

00:10:41.000 Ralph Rattore is 5'1.

00:10:46.000 If anybody finds the pictures of him during Gamergate, let me know.

00:10:53.000 I got a gift for you.

00:10:56.000 But yeah, I helped him out there because.

00:11:00.000 And the whole thing that Ralph was mad about was that Nick liked a tweet, which is really the most feminine thing I could possibly ever. 0.96

00:11:08.000 Think to start a fucking beef over, right? 0.88

00:11:11.000 Like, really, like, Nick liked a tweet where somebody said something bad about Ralph but good about Nick, and Nick got, or fucking Ralph got mad about it and was like tweeting about Nick or whatever, right? 0.98

00:11:20.000 Like, wow, really, really masculine behavior there, big guy. 0.77

00:11:23.000 I can definitely tell you're not overweight.

00:11:26.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:11:27.000 You definitely don't have tits. 1.00

00:11:30.000 But, you know, I brought them both on the show. 1.00

00:11:34.000 I set it down.

00:11:35.000 I was like, look, no one gets anything out of this, okay?

00:11:37.000 Let's both be gentlemen. 0.99

00:11:39.000 It's fucking on the stream. 0.99

00:11:40.000 You can check it out on the gumroad. 0.98

00:11:41.000 Like, I helped him out there. 0.81

00:11:45.000 And in return, what Ralph does for me is basically lets Mike Enoch talk shit about me live on the stream and won't give me an opportunity to respond. 0.77

00:11:58.000 Oh, and he lied and said that I was too late for the call, which you can hear on that clip that I played that I was there. 0.98

00:12:06.000 I was in the fucking green room waiting or whatever. 0.94

00:12:09.000 And he's like, well, let's not get Beardson on. 0.99

00:12:12.000 Let's just bring in some other callers or whatever.

00:12:14.000 So he's taking callers over me. 0.98

00:12:17.000 To talk shit about Mike, but he wouldn't bring me in to talk shit about Mike, which, who actually had like a nuanced and, you know, pretty good critique, I would say. 0.98

00:12:26.000 I'm a little bit biased, but I would say I'd have a pretty good critique of Mike Enoch. 0.99

00:12:28.000 Kind of make a business out of it.

00:12:33.000 But, yeah, he wouldn't bring me on.

00:12:34.000 And it's not the fact that I'm mad that he didn't bring me on.

00:12:37.000 It's whatever.

00:12:37.000 I get it.

00:12:38.000 It's your job, right? 1.00

00:12:39.000 Like, you have to literally suck alt right dick for a living now because your entire audience is nothing but fucking alt right spurgs and they're paying your bills. 1.00

00:12:47.000 And not just that. 1.00

00:12:50.000 If you do tune in, if somebody links this to you and you're watching now, you literally have to suck their dicks because if you don't, they're going to dox you and ruin your life. 1.00

00:12:58.000 So you made your bed, buddy. 1.00

00:13:01.000 Yeah.

00:13:02.000 Kind of, we've been doing this for a while, a little bit longer.

00:13:06.000 See, that's the thing.

00:13:07.000 Ralph's totally cool with the doxing thing.

00:13:09.000 He's totally fine.

00:13:10.000 He thinks it's fair game and that doxing should be on the board and all that stuff.

00:13:14.000 It's totally fine.

00:13:15.000 Which, you know, I guess is a pretty reasonable take from somebody who literally has nothing to lose at this point.

00:13:21.000 You know what I mean?

00:13:21.000 Like, I'd be cool with doxing too if I had two felony counts on my record and I couldn't get a job anyways.

00:13:27.000 You know, I'd just be like, yeah, fucking doxing's great. 0.97

00:13:29.000 It's awesome. 0.99

00:13:30.000 Yeah, do it.

00:13:31.000 Quit whining about doxing.

00:13:32.000 That's what he says.

00:13:32.000 Like, he said that on that stream.

00:13:34.000 He's like, quit whining about doxing.

00:13:36.000 It's like, dude, you're unemployable. 1.00

00:13:42.000 Like, no shit, you're not worried about doxing. 1.00

00:13:44.000 Are you kidding me? 0.99

00:13:47.000 But, you know, it is what it is.

00:13:49.000 I mean, if you're 5'1 online and people find out there's nothing else you could.

00:13:54.000 There's nothing else that people can really dig up on you that's going to be much worse.

00:13:54.000 5'1 is.

00:14:00.000 5'1.

00:14:01.000 That's 61 inches tall.

00:14:05.000 There's TVs bigger than this guy.

00:14:12.000 But yeah, it's a very.

00:14:15.000 It was just interesting to me that I helped this guy out. 0.89

00:14:20.000 And really, honestly, truly, I was going on his show to do him a favor because it was fucking boring. 0.98

00:14:27.000 It was boring. 0.98

00:14:27.000 Let's be real. 0.98

00:14:28.000 Like, he's going on talking about how smart Richard Spencer is.

00:14:31.000 I'm like, maybe compared to you, but to the average American? 1.00

00:14:36.000 Like, no, he's a fucking dumbass. 1.00

00:14:38.000 Are you kidding me? 1.00

00:14:40.000 Like, he reads fucking esoteric right wing novels. 0.99

00:14:43.000 That doesn't make him smart. 1.00

00:14:44.000 The motherfucker probably doesn't even know how to make a grilled cheese. 1.00

00:14:47.000 No, he fucking is promoting Carolyn Emmerich, who equates Catholicism and Christianity with literal Marxism. 1.00

00:14:57.000 Like, that's Richard Spencer. 0.99

00:14:59.000 Yeah.

00:14:59.000 Uh,.

00:15:01.000 Yeah.

00:15:01.000 Genius.

00:15:02.000 And the funny thing is, too, is Ralph went out of his way to tell me that he was like, I didn't say anything bad about you.

00:15:07.000 And it's like, well, no, you just said that I wouldn't have anything new or interesting to say.

00:15:10.000 That's, you know, not an insult to compare me to just one of your average callers.

00:15:14.000 Which, if I, you know, if I'm going to say the same thing, then what would it matter if I come on anyways, right?

00:15:19.000 I don't think it would.

00:15:20.000 But that's beside the point. 0.99

00:15:22.000 The fact of the matter is, dude, is that Ralph's completely okay with sucking alt right dick now, like, because that's what he has to do. 0.99

00:15:29.000 Like, he has people like fucking Brittany Vinny and Mike Ian Ak on and will just. 0.99

00:15:34.000 Please, I'm getting super chats. 0.93

00:15:38.000 But I think the funny thing about him, though, is that if you listen to some of the callers, he's literally having to defend Mike Enoch to the callers. 0.99

00:15:47.000 He calls one of the callers a faggot. 1.00

00:15:49.000 And the caller's like, Why am I a faggot? 1.00

00:15:52.000 Well, you just are. 1.00

00:15:54.000 You just are because you're talking shit about Mike and he's making me money right now. 0.99

00:16:00.000 I don't know. 0.99

00:16:02.000 And this guy wants to talk about how he's a very. 0.98

00:16:02.000 It's fucked up to me. 0.98

00:16:06.000 You know, like unbiased moderator and stuff. 0.97

00:16:08.000 And it's like, dude, no, you're not.

00:16:10.000 You're completely biased, just like Baked Alaska was, by the way.

00:16:13.000 Like, you kind of notice the pattern with these people that they'll suck up to whoever's going to give them the most views.

00:16:19.000 I don't know.

00:16:20.000 Kind of weird. 0.99

00:16:22.000 I mean, fuck, we had probably the most views from the Patrick Little show, and we talk shit about him. 1.00

00:16:26.000 Like, I don't give a fuck. 1.00

00:16:27.000 But then again, you know, real prospects in life. 0.99

00:16:32.000 Don't have to make money on the internet to support myself.

00:16:36.000 Don't have to, like.

00:16:38.000 Realize this isn't real.

00:16:39.000 Yeah, it's something.

00:16:46.000 I don't know. 0.98

00:16:47.000 I found out about all this late, especially that fucking thing about Nick's thing. 0.98

00:16:51.000 That's triggering. 0.98

00:16:53.000 But just watching his whole spiel and being on it too.

00:16:59.000 Because I knew the guy sort of, and had gone on there a couple times.

00:17:04.000 But after the Venti thing, I was like, yeah, I kind of get it.

00:17:08.000 You have to kind of be just spineless.

00:17:11.000 Because this is what you're doing. 0.98

00:17:12.000 More like a coward and not really offering anything.

00:17:16.000 Well, yeah, and anytime he's asked about his own personal beliefs or whatever, he's all like, oh, I don't really have any personal beliefs or anything. 0.77

00:17:24.000 I'm a blank slate, blah, blah, blah. 1.00

00:17:27.000 But openly is sucking these people's dicks. 1.00

00:17:31.000 Openly sucking these people's dicks. 1.00

00:17:32.000 It's so blatant. 1.00

00:17:34.000 It's so blatant what he's doing.

00:17:35.000 It's like, come on, dude, for real.

00:17:39.000 People make fun of us for not having any beliefs.

00:17:41.000 And then here this guy is who's openly hiding behind.

00:17:45.000 Whatever person believes is going to get him the most money.

00:17:48.000 It's sad.

00:17:49.000 Yeah.

00:17:50.000 I mean, I would respect that if he would at least, like, you know, allow, I guess, mayhem.

00:17:56.000 Because, like, you know, if you're smart, that's what really brings in money.

00:18:01.000 It's a joke.

00:18:01.000 Yeah.

00:18:02.000 It's like, it's just dumpster fires.

00:18:04.000 Like, Medicare understands this and he's willing to facilitate it on his show a couple times.

00:18:09.000 But, like, dude, like, you, I don't even know what to call it.

00:18:14.000 Like, is he just, like, Shielding these people, like babying them.

00:18:17.000 Yeah, and like.

00:18:18.000 Because they're their parents. 0.98

00:18:19.000 Yeah, and his whole thing was like, look, I brought on callers that talked shit about him. 0.98

00:18:23.000 And it's like, yeah, you brought on like nobodies. 0.92

00:18:26.000 Like you teed them up for Mike Enoch to blow them out. 0.98

00:18:29.000 Like, damn, you mean to tell me that Mike Enoch can destroy some like random Twitter account with 50 followers? 0.99

00:18:34.000 Wow. 1.00

00:18:35.000 Fucking bravo, man. 0.99

00:18:37.000 Well, I only watched a couple clips. 0.99

00:18:40.000 I just saw some guy ask him about being Jewish and he kind of started to.

00:18:46.000 Like crack after just that.

00:18:48.000 And I'm like, dude, like, you know, I remember listening to the show like two years ago, and you had, and given it was a woman, it was a woman journalist, so like, let's keep that in mind.

00:19:00.000 Let's call a spade a spade here.

00:19:01.000 Right.

00:19:02.000 Yeah.

00:19:03.000 Nothing too crazy, but he had her on, and he was at least like kind of able to handle her own.

00:19:09.000 I wouldn't say he actually won the debate because he kept changing.

00:19:12.000 If he stuck with one topic, he would have been good, but he couldn't do that. 0.99

00:19:17.000 And this Twitter user comes on and asks him if he's Jewish, and he just fucking kind of starts flying off the handle and is like, What the fuck is wrong with you? 0.99

00:19:25.000 blah, blah, blah. 0.99

00:19:26.000 It's like, dude, like, you're going to be like, are you okay?

00:19:31.000 And then when you want to come on, it's like, oh, yeah, it's just going to be the same thing.

00:19:35.000 It's like, well, you just did it six times with seven.

00:19:38.000 Yeah, no joke.

00:19:38.000 Like, what's the big deal?

00:19:40.000 I mean, well, I mean, we know what the deal is.

00:19:42.000 I mean, we know what the deal is.

00:19:43.000 Mike's scared of me.

00:19:44.000 Like, and I hate saying that because it does sound outlandish, but it's true. 1.00

00:19:49.000 You can hear it in his fucking voice. 0.99

00:19:51.000 You can see it, like, when me and you encountered him before. 1.00

00:19:54.000 Like, this motherfucker is afraid of us. 1.00

00:19:56.000 And I'm just like, why? 1.00

00:19:58.000 Why are you so scared of me? 0.99

00:20:00.000 Like, He sits there and talks shit about us about how we're fucking nobodies, and apparently he knows my playbook, so you'd think he'd be able to destroy me so easily. 0.98

00:20:08.000 I mean, he's obviously read the Beards and Playbook available on Amazon.com very soon. 0.99

00:20:14.000 But, like, I don't get it.

00:20:17.000 I don't understand it.

00:20:19.000 And I don't know why Ralph is, like, shielding these people away from us, I guess.

00:20:26.000 Because it would be good, like, radio.

00:20:29.000 The funny thing is, too, and it's maybe a little petty.

00:20:32.000 But I was watching the ratings for the show, and he was hovering around like 1200, which is good.

00:20:35.000 It's good.

00:20:36.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:20:37.000 And then when I get in, he jumps up to fucking 1800. 0.99

00:20:40.000 And then when people realized I wasn't going to come down, he jumped, he'd like it plummeted to a fucking thousand. 0.99

00:20:44.000 Because Mike Enoch's sitting there talking about like the fucking Trump administration and the FBI investigation, and nobody gives a fuck. 0.99

00:20:51.000 Nobody comes to the fucking kill stream to listen to fucking day to day politics. 1.00

00:20:56.000 Like, who gives a fuck about that? 1.00

00:21:00.000 I haven't seen like much killing on the kill stream, really ever. 0.98

00:21:06.000 Especially when he's been granted such opportunities to do it, too.

00:21:10.000 It's very weird.

00:21:11.000 Yeah, I don't understand it.

00:21:12.000 Like, you know, here I am. 0.94

00:21:16.000 Love us or hate us, there's one thing that we bring, and that's fucking content, okay? 1.00

00:21:22.000 We bring the fucking bants, and I don't know why he would deny himself an opportunity to have such a great show other than just to suck alt right dick. 1.00

00:21:32.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:21:32.000 Kind of weird. 1.00

00:21:32.000 I don't know. 1.00

00:21:34.000 And, like, the thing is, too, is, like, honestly. 0.95

00:21:37.000 Would any of these people actually be like, I'm never coming on your show again because you let Beardson in or whatever, who stalks every fucking move that I make? 0.91

00:21:49.000 I mean, I don't know. 0.97

00:21:51.000 I don't get it.

00:21:53.000 Here we go.

00:21:54.000 We got a good super chat here.

00:21:55.000 I'm just going to read it.

00:21:57.000 You were rimming England last stream, STFU Beardson also, and then he's showing Aristotle's Twitch.

00:22:04.000 I like England.

00:22:05.000 I'm friends with England.

00:22:07.000 So why would I attack him?

00:22:08.000 I don't have any reason to attack him.

00:22:10.000 He's my friend.

00:22:12.000 I don't care to bring people in and dance them or whatever. 0.98

00:22:15.000 I mean, fuck, we did it to Baked Alaska, which we, I mean, really, we didn't get anything out of that other than just good content. 0.98

00:22:20.000 That's all I care about, it's good content. 0.99

00:22:22.000 We danced Baked Alaska, we danced Patrick Little.

00:22:25.000 I don't have any reason to attack Anglin, though.

00:22:27.000 Like, everything he says, I kind of agree with for the most part.

00:22:31.000 Yeah.

00:22:31.000 Like, what am I going to do?

00:22:32.000 Be like, yeah, well, you're short. 1.00

00:22:34.000 I don't give a fuck. 1.00

00:22:37.000 He's not 5'1. 1.00

00:22:38.000 Yeah.

00:22:39.000 And he's not 5'1 and fat. 1.00

00:22:42.000 And apparently has a micro penis. 1.00

00:22:45.000 Wow. 1.00

00:22:45.000 Apparently, rumored. 1.00

00:22:46.000 I don't know.

00:22:47.000 Somebody's just sent me that.

00:22:49.000 I don't know.

00:22:49.000 I don't want to comment on that.

00:22:50.000 That's gross.

00:22:51.000 Yeah.

00:22:52.000 But, you know, it is what it is.

00:22:56.000 So, you know.

00:22:58.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:22:59.000 Like, honestly, I told him I wasn't going to make fun of him, too. 0.96

00:23:04.000 As much as Baked sucks, he at least let me go on and ban Cantwell. 0.96

00:23:08.000 And look at how quickly that ended. 0.98

00:23:09.000 Yeah.

00:23:10.000 Like, look, you know.

00:23:12.000 And then Ralph had the audacity to kind of.

00:23:15.000 Like, go against like Baked, like, he's some better dude.

00:23:21.000 And it's like, dude, like, I don't think so.

00:23:24.000 Make Baked Alaska great again.

00:23:26.000 Am I right, fellas?

00:23:27.000 Yeah.

00:23:28.000 Bring them back.

00:23:30.000 No, same thing.

00:23:31.000 Baked let me debate James Alsop, who was also deathly afraid of me, but he brought me in.

00:23:38.000 Anyways, and we had a good debate.

00:23:40.000 I mean, I won, obviously, but we had a good debate.

00:23:44.000 And it was meaningful.

00:23:46.000 It wasn't like.

00:23:47.000 That's the thing.

00:23:48.000 When we debate people, we don't just sit there and call them, like, I'm not going to sit there and talk about Mike Enoch's family or whatever.

00:23:55.000 That's not what I care about. 0.99

00:23:55.000 I don't give a shit. 0.99

00:23:57.000 Yeah, and if I ever release, I should probably do that before it's like past the point of just being out of date because it happened in March, so it's kind of getting there. 0.97

00:24:08.000 I got to edit like one part out and find the clip too.

00:24:11.000 But, you know, I told Mike like what I was going to be planning on debating him with and critiquing him.

00:24:17.000 And, you know, I told him I wasn't going to touch any of this personal stuff, especially because he was in the lawsuit.

00:24:23.000 It's not in the lawsuit anymore, but I'm not. 0.99

00:24:25.000 Maybe I might be a piece of shit. 0.99

00:24:27.000 As of now, I wouldn't do that. 0.99

00:24:30.000 But, um, He agreed to it and he's like, No, I agree with a lot of the critiques you make and I think it would be decent.

00:24:35.000 And nothing shuts down at the sight of a username.

00:24:39.000 Yeah, you could.

00:24:40.000 No, you know what would be a fun thought experiment?

00:24:44.000 If you want to see a funny reaction, just set your AVI to like Beardson's and like your Discord handle to BeardsonBeardly.

00:24:53.000 And next time, like, he's on the kill stream, see what happens.

00:24:58.000 Yeah.

00:24:59.000 Well, here's the funny thing, right?

00:25:01.000 Is that like, You know, I'm probably going to be banned or whatever from that show for what I said tonight, which is like whatever.

00:25:07.000 I'm not getting anything from it, anyways. 0.92

00:25:10.000 But I'm just going to make an alternate handle and alternate Discord and just come on his fucking show, anyways, and he won't even know. 0.96

00:25:15.000 And I'll just mask my voice back. 1.00

00:25:17.000 Yeah, Ralph, you're fat and you suck and your penis is small. 1.00

00:25:22.000 And he'll never know. 1.00

00:25:23.000 That's the only way.

00:25:24.000 Like, here's the thing I've built this tremendous online following.

00:25:29.000 And the only way I can get on that show is by becoming an anonymous user.

00:25:36.000 We got a $5 donation from BanAnime2018.

00:25:40.000 Bad username.

00:25:41.000 Don't know what you're doing, pal.

00:25:43.000 But he did say, How many times has Enoch showered in 2018?

00:25:46.000 I would say, Probably about the same amount he's gotten drunk.

00:25:49.000 Right.

00:25:49.000 Well, maybe less.

00:25:53.000 Maybe less.

00:25:55.000 I'm going to have to say, Maybe a third of that.

00:26:00.000 Yeah.

00:26:01.000 But yeah, I don't know.

00:26:02.000 And the funny thing is, too, is I think Ralph got mad because the entire chat was asking me to.

00:26:07.000 Come on the show or whatever, and he thought that, like, I sent people in to do that when I didn't.

00:26:12.000 Like, I don't have to do that, dude.

00:26:14.000 Like, I don't think you understand.

00:26:16.000 Like, unlike you, I actually have, like, loyal fans that like me personally and aren't just, like, hopping around to whatever is, like, the trendy stream at the time, okay? 0.80

00:26:27.000 Like, the people that like me really like me and they want to see me do this shit because they know I'm good at it. 0.94

00:26:33.000 So, like, I have people DM me shit all the time. 0.99

00:26:35.000 Like, I don't do any, we literally don't even do show prep because, like, I have fans just DM me shit and I'm like, oh, okay, that's cool. 0.99

00:26:41.000 I'll talk about that in the show. 0.94

00:26:42.000 Or make me fucking intros or whatever. 0.97

00:26:44.000 I don't even have to ask. 0.96

00:26:45.000 I don't even have to do anything. 0.97

00:26:46.000 That fucking awesome Toonami intro that Garden did, I didn't ask for that. 0.90

00:26:51.000 I don't have to because my fans love me. 0.97

00:26:53.000 I'm very popular online.

00:26:56.000 Maybe not loved all the time, but I'm popular online.

00:26:59.000 Yeah.

00:27:01.000 But yeah, I don't have to do that.

00:27:03.000 I don't have to send people in to be like, to harass you.

00:27:09.000 That's the content people want to see.

00:27:11.000 And you're denying them that because. 0.98

00:27:13.000 You know, you want to make 50 bucks a night or whatever on fucking Streamlabs donations. 1.00

00:27:17.000 Like, damn, is that it? 1.00

00:27:19.000 That sucks. 1.00

00:27:20.000 Yeah, I don't know. 0.93

00:27:21.000 I was sitting there counting, and I was like, and what's funny too is like half the donations you were getting were people like, bring Beardson on.

00:27:27.000 Oh, yeah.

00:27:28.000 Yeah.

00:27:29.000 Gotta stop doing that. 1.00

00:27:31.000 Yeah, save your fucking money, folks. 1.00

00:27:31.000 Save your money. 1.00

00:27:34.000 Buy some sips, and I don't know.

00:27:37.000 Yeah, that's the ironic thing is like, he did that so he can make more money, and now he's gonna make less money.

00:27:43.000 Yeah.

00:27:43.000 Because he just wouldn't let me on his show.

00:27:45.000 He didn't have to do anything. 0.97

00:27:46.000 He had to fucking click a button to let me just talk for five minutes. 0.98

00:27:48.000 Like, two minutes is all I needed. 0.99

00:27:50.000 Two minutes.

00:27:51.000 I don't even need much.

00:27:53.000 But he gets like one caller, like 30 minutes.

00:27:56.000 And that was the guy that was supposedly quoting from my playbook or whatever.

00:28:00.000 But he wasn't even doing it right.

00:28:01.000 He wasn't even doing a good job.

00:28:02.000 Like, admirable effort, you know.

00:28:04.000 I'll give you that caller guy or whatever.

00:28:08.000 But he kind of cucked.

00:28:10.000 And I was like, yeah, you can't do that, man.

00:28:12.000 Sorry.

00:28:13.000 Yeah.

00:28:14.000 But yeah, I don't know.

00:28:15.000 He didn't learn.

00:28:16.000 I don't know.

00:28:17.000 Fat people are kind of.

00:28:17.000 I guess not.

00:28:19.000 They're not smart.

00:28:20.000 Well, I mean, like, let's be real.

00:28:22.000 Like, this is the situation for him right now, right?

00:28:25.000 Is that he got in good with the Worski crowd? 0.98

00:28:27.000 He sucked up to those people.

00:28:29.000 Now he's like the trendy show of the month. 0.98

00:28:33.000 Literally, it'll be a month.

00:28:33.000 Here in about six months.

00:28:35.000 Yeah, I mean, it won't be long.

00:28:37.000 I mean, it won't be long.

00:28:40.000 And it'll fade away.

00:28:42.000 And then he'll be begging for. 0.99

00:28:44.000 He'll be like, man, I should have let fucking Beardson on. 0.99

00:28:45.000 That would have been a good show. 0.98

00:28:48.000 But it won't happen.

00:28:49.000 Because I'm done.

00:28:51.000 I'm done with it.

00:28:52.000 And I'm sure he won't see it as a huge loss now, but just wait.

00:28:56.000 Just wait, pal.

00:29:00.000 Just wait. 1.00

00:29:01.000 The thing is, honestly, how can you continue to run a show like that and not have blood sports or arguments or debates or anything like that with these fucking nobodies? 0.98

00:29:11.000 Honestly, how long do you think that's sustainable? 0.98

00:29:14.000 Yeah.

00:29:16.000 I don't know.

00:29:17.000 Does he pay his co hosts?

00:29:20.000 I don't know.

00:29:21.000 Because he has three of them.

00:29:22.000 I know.

00:29:24.000 He doesn't even run his own stream.

00:29:26.000 That's the thing. 1.00

00:29:26.000 He doesn't even do it himself because he's too stupid. 1.00

00:29:29.000 Like, he has, like, that Gator Gamer guy or whatever do it for him. 1.00

00:29:33.000 He's the guy that, like, runs everything. 0.99

00:29:37.000 Got a $10 donation from Brosif who says Imagine being a fat felon restreamer with a fat, ugly Indian wife who panders to the alt right in 2018. 1.00

00:29:45.000 I didn't say that. 1.00

00:29:47.000 Yeah.

00:29:47.000 I didn't say that.

00:29:48.000 Look, that's the thing. 0.99

00:29:49.000 I don't give a fuck. 0.99

00:29:49.000 Like, that was the one thing I did think was really shitty about him, like, trying to talk about, like, the ethnicity of Fuentes' sister or whatever. 0.99

00:29:58.000 Like, bringing all that shit up. 1.00

00:30:00.000 It's like, dude, you're married to a fucking Indian woman. 1.00

00:30:02.000 Like, what do you mean? 1.00

00:30:04.000 And it's like, like.

00:30:04.000 Yeah.

00:30:06.000 Dravidians are like the, you know, they're just like the worst dysgenics that you could possibly have. 1.00

00:30:13.000 Like, you know, as shitty, as dumb as Africans are, like, Dravidians are like physically, like, malformed. 1.00

00:30:20.000 I mean, not even good. 1.00

00:30:20.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:30:22.000 I'm not going to talk about the dude's wife.

00:30:24.000 Like, that's whatever.

00:30:26.000 I will.

00:30:28.000 I'm not going to talk about the dude's wife.

00:30:30.000 You love who you love.

00:30:30.000 That's whatever.

00:30:32.000 But, like, what I think is really interesting, and I think.

00:30:35.000 It's going to be really interesting later on is that when his alt right audience sort of turns on that fact.

00:30:43.000 Because, like, really, do you think the people that listen to Mike Enoch are, you know, going to be loyal to you? 0.67

00:30:49.000 Do you think that those people are going to be kind to you when shit gets real, when your channel gets shut down or anything like that?

00:30:57.000 Do you think any of those people are going to be kind to you? 0.98

00:30:59.000 I don't think so, man.

00:31:00.000 I don't think so.

00:31:02.000 That's like a decent segue if we want to start talking about something else.

00:31:06.000 Like, I haven't followed.

00:31:08.000 Closely, what's going on in like the actual alt right Twitter instead of like post like ironic race memes Twitter?

00:31:18.000 But, like, this lucid hurricane person is like, I don't know what's going on with that.

00:31:26.000 If there's any experts in the chat, DM me.

00:31:28.000 We'll get you on immediately because I have followed it so half-assedly.

00:31:32.000 It's not even funny. 0.99

00:31:34.000 But, like, there's a lot of shit going on. 0.99

00:31:35.000 They're tearing themselves apart. 0.99

00:31:37.000 You have people unironically coming out defending Neilan.

00:31:42.000 Neilan's back.

00:31:43.000 This is the weirdest Batman story arc that I've ever seen in my life.

00:31:47.000 No, dude.

00:31:48.000 Like, there was a Batman.

00:31:49.000 That Queen Elizabeth chick or whatever is involved.

00:31:54.000 And they're like reporting people on Twitter and like.

00:31:54.000 Yeah.

00:31:57.000 Yeah.

00:31:58.000 Bragging about it.

00:31:59.000 Yeah.

00:32:01.000 It's insane.

00:32:02.000 Yeah.

00:32:03.000 That whole thing's nuts.

00:32:04.000 I don't know too much about it either, but apparently.

00:32:08.000 What's.

00:32:09.000 I follow that Ames chick or whatever. 1.00

00:32:13.000 I won't follow her. 0.63

00:32:13.000 Yeah. 0.63

00:32:15.000 I follow that Spicky dude because he's come around and. 1.00

00:32:19.000 I don't know what he does. 1.00

00:32:20.000 He might be a fed, but he likes me, so I'm not worried.

00:32:25.000 But he's going after people and saying, you did this, this, and this, and they're instantly deleting tweets and stuff.

00:32:32.000 And I'm like, oh, wow, okay, cool.

00:32:35.000 So there's one sane ish person.

00:32:39.000 He might not be entirely sane, but he's on the right side of things.

00:32:42.000 And yeah, I don't know. 1.00

00:32:45.000 The one thing that really pisses me off, I kind of get mad online, is like, If you defend Ricky, of all people, getting doxxed, you're fucking so stupid. 1.00

00:32:56.000 You have literal shit for brains. 1.00

00:33:00.000 I don't want to dick ride Ricky, but he probably had at least 50% of the effect of the election Twitter to get Trump elected. 1.00

00:33:10.000 Oh, yeah.

00:33:12.000 He was more effective than all of the alt-right combined. 0.99

00:33:15.000 He was more effective than fucking Fox News. 0.99

00:33:20.000 Him and Jay Burton. 1.00

00:33:24.000 That was stronger than literal fucking Jewish media. 1.00

00:33:28.000 Yeah, it's unreal. 1.00

00:33:30.000 And to sit there and try to defend Nealon after that shit is like, come on, dude, are you for real? 0.98

00:33:38.000 And I don't want to talk about the whole Ricky thing too much or reveal any more that's already been revealed. 0.99

00:33:44.000 I mean, it's all public or whatever, but he was just like a normal guy.

00:33:50.000 He was the kind of people that you do want in your movement.

00:33:54.000 And he wasn't even half as mean as we are.

00:33:57.000 No.

00:33:58.000 I mean, you know, I don't want to speak for him. 0.91

00:34:00.000 He was like a proto Paul Town.

00:34:06.000 The everyman.

00:34:07.000 No, but I mean, like.

00:34:10.000 All of them at one time.

00:34:15.000 But, like, you know, like, he was basically, like, I don't want to say, like, repackaging our message per se, because I think probably we were on the same wavelength at probably around the same time.

00:34:26.000 And we probably just had, like, the same, like, train of thoughts or whatever.

00:34:29.000 But, like,.

00:34:31.000 He was basically doing what we're doing, it's just holding people accountable.

00:34:37.000 Right.

00:34:37.000 And just being shy.

00:34:38.000 That's fucking the worst thing you can possibly do. 0.99

00:34:42.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:34:44.000 And for that, he gets doxxed?

00:34:45.000 Like, nah. 1.00

00:34:47.000 That's bullshit, dude. 1.00

00:34:52.000 Like, I mean, maybe we haven't earned. 1.00

00:34:54.000 I mean, maybe you have, Sean.

00:34:56.000 I probably haven't because I haven't done anything.

00:34:58.000 I haven't really earned the right to be critical of these people, so I understand that a little bit. 1.00

00:35:02.000 But I don't really give a shit because, you know, fuck them. 0.99

00:35:05.000 But Ricky has earned the right, if anybody, to be critical of these people. 1.00

00:35:11.000 And, you know, they were paying by fucking doxing them because they're a bunch of fucking fat boomer feds. 1.00

00:35:16.000 Like, fuck those people. 1.00

00:35:19.000 So, yeah. 1.00

00:35:20.000 And not just that. 1.00

00:35:21.000 Like, they're all, like, fucking. 1.00

00:35:23.000 Like, I don't know. 1.00

00:35:25.000 It's the weirdest shit. 0.98

00:35:26.000 Like, I got disclosed, like, private information that, like, I could say the person, but I'm not going to. 0.99

00:35:36.000 I wish I could. 0.99

00:35:38.000 But somebody who I have a long history with is, like, Married and driving around the country like fucking broads on Twitter that are like fat and stuff. 0.99

00:35:53.000 And it's, uh, are we going to go into this right now, Sean? 0.99

00:35:58.000 I got my license.

00:35:58.000 For real?

00:35:59.000 I got my license taken.

00:36:03.000 Yeah.

00:36:04.000 I mean, really, do you want to dish that dirt now, Sean?

00:36:07.000 Yeah.

00:36:07.000 Come on.

00:36:08.000 Well, you said.

00:36:10.000 My birthday's Monday, okay?

00:36:11.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:36:12.000 Well, happy birthday, bitch. 1.00

00:36:17.000 Um, Paul, by the way, join the Discord. 1.00

00:36:20.000 We're going to take some calls here in a little while.

00:36:22.000 Alright.

00:36:23.000 Let's put it, can you?

00:36:24.000 Oh, yeah, I got it. 1.00

00:36:25.000 Yeah, it's in the link, you fucking brain dead piece of shit. 1.00

00:36:33.000 Oh, check the stream chat because somebody Snapchatted me that, and that's a big thank you for your service. 1.00

00:36:41.000 Oh, yeah, hell yeah.

00:36:43.000 And SFO, too.

00:36:45.000 Yeah, let me, I'll put that on the stream here.

00:36:48.000 Thank you for your service there.

00:36:50.000 Watching us at the gym?

00:36:52.000 No, that's at an airport, I think.

00:36:54.000 Oh, airport, even better.

00:36:56.000 Nice.

00:36:57.000 Hell yeah.

00:36:58.000 Cool. 0.93

00:37:00.000 That rules.

00:37:01.000 No headphones either.

00:37:04.000 San Francisco. 1.00

00:37:06.000 Yeah, we better not say the faggot word too loud. 1.00

00:37:08.000 We better not say anything bad about faggots. 1.00

00:37:11.000 No, that won't matter. 1.00

00:37:12.000 It's really fuck the troops that have got them there. 0.99

00:37:17.000 Um. 0.99

00:37:18.000 Oh, by the way, we got a $5 donation from the nine hostages who didn't even say anything.

00:37:23.000 He just wanted to give us money, so that's cool.

00:37:25.000 And by us, I mean me and Sean.

00:37:27.000 I wanted to clarify that.

00:37:30.000 I was sleeping.

00:37:32.000 Yeah, you got a big day of work tomorrow.

00:37:36.000 Yeah.

00:37:38.000 I only work weekends.

00:37:40.000 Yeah.

00:37:42.000 Sure.

00:37:43.000 It's outside.

00:37:44.000 They have us working on a fence, like a chain gang thing.

00:37:48.000 Yeah.

00:37:49.000 You have to do that, the serving weekends thing.

00:37:53.000 Yep.

00:37:53.000 They, uh, every time a woman drives by, we, uh, yell at them and they flash us, so it's all good.

00:37:59.000 Got it, got it. 1.00

00:38:00.000 That guy just, uh, responded on Snapchat, uh, LMFAO, that faggot definitely rang pretty loud. 1.00

00:38:11.000 Um, sorry, man. 1.00

00:38:13.000 Uh, yeah.

00:38:16.000 Tell you what, five dollars in the super chat, we won't say it again.

00:38:18.000 Um, but, um, or Streamlabs, whatever.

00:38:23.000 Um, But I always thought it was really funny whenever, like, because people around here in Kentucky, you know, they do tend to drink and drive a lot.

00:38:34.000 Yeah.

00:38:35.000 It is what it is.

00:38:36.000 Well, like, honestly, you have to.

00:38:38.000 Yeah.

00:38:39.000 By the time you get to where you're going, you're sober.

00:38:42.000 Yeah.

00:38:42.000 You know what I mean?

00:38:43.000 Like, it's like, yeah, it's bullshit. 0.99

00:38:44.000 Well, there was one time that I was, like, I remember vividly there was a Christmas party at work, and I was seeing, like, two roads. 0.99

00:38:55.000 And I was like, I like, I'm usually a pretty good drunk driver.

00:38:59.000 Like, it's a skill.

00:39:00.000 It's a skill.

00:39:01.000 It's like, you learn how to drive, and then you learn how to drunk drive.

00:39:04.000 Not that I'm saying that I advocate drunk driving.

00:39:06.000 It's obviously very bad, and you shouldn't do it.

00:39:08.000 But if you're going to do it, be good at it.

00:39:10.000 Yeah.

00:39:10.000 You know what I mean?

00:39:11.000 And.

00:39:13.000 Practice makes perfect.

00:39:14.000 Exactly.

00:39:18.000 But, you know, people get DUIs a lot around here.

00:39:22.000 And so, like, you know, if you do it enough, if you get busted like three times, they'll be like, all right, you have to go to jail like on the weekends.

00:39:28.000 And I'm sitting there thinking, like, you know, that doesn't really seem like that bad of a deal to me.

00:39:33.000 Like, to go on the weekends, like, it's like you get to go, like, you get to go, it's like going to the club. 1.00

00:39:39.000 You know, it's like you get just two days a week away from all women. 1.00

00:39:43.000 You know? 0.99

00:39:44.000 Yeah, dude.

00:39:44.000 You know, that's like, that's the evolution of the Garfield meme is like, ah, Monday.

00:39:49.000 Back to the job site.

00:39:50.000 No more nagging wife. 1.00

00:39:52.000 Friday. 1.00

00:39:53.000 Back to jail. 1.00

00:39:56.000 No more nagging wife.

00:39:58.000 Yeah, like people are talking about that. 0.95

00:40:00.000 And I knew a guy, one of my neighbors, way back in the day when I lived in these really shitty apartments. 1.00

00:40:06.000 He was cool, like super redneck guy. 0.98

00:40:08.000 Like the epitome of redneck guy. 0.99

00:40:10.000 Went to fucking Talladega, NASCAR every year. 0.99

00:40:14.000 But in a shitty camper, we would just sit outside and drink beers and smoke weed, that kind of guy. 0.99

00:40:20.000 And he. 0.88

00:40:21.000 Got busted for DUI and had to do that.

00:40:23.000 And he's like, I was like, man, that kind of sucks, you know, because he worked five days of the week or whatever.

00:40:28.000 He's like a roofer or whatever.

00:40:30.000 And then so he'd get off work and go to jail.

00:40:33.000 And then he'd get out of jail and go to work. 0.74

00:40:35.000 And I was like, man, that has to suck, you know, not having any free time.

00:40:38.000 He's like, no, that's awesome.

00:40:39.000 He's like, all my friends are in there.

00:40:40.000 We play board games.

00:40:42.000 We read.

00:40:43.000 It's like, I don't have to deal with my wife and kids.

00:40:45.000 I was like, huh, I never really thought about it that way.

00:40:48.000 That sounds pretty badass, actually.

00:40:50.000 He's like, yeah, no, that's fine.

00:40:51.000 He's like, you know, these three months, I wish it was six. 1.00

00:40:57.000 I should have told the judge to fuck himself. 1.00

00:41:01.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:41:03.000 But, yeah, I mean, I don't know.

00:41:07.000 That seems like the real, like, jail is like the only gentleman's club left.

00:41:12.000 Yeah, it's the poor man's vacation.

00:41:13.000 Yeah, it really is.

00:41:15.000 I mean, you get to work out, read books, you know.

00:41:19.000 And it's like, you know, like, honestly, like, I expect in, like, I don't know how long it'll be, but.

00:41:26.000 Within a matter of time, in the near future, San Francisco hipsters are going to start writing think pieces about how jail is the best way to detox from electronics and society. 0.94

00:41:37.000 You know, because they always do that kind of shit where they're like, I just can't get away from. 0.94

00:41:41.000 Now they have iPads in jail. 0.99

00:41:43.000 Do they really?

00:41:44.000 Yeah, not that I would know, but basically, every night you register and you get the iPads for four hours and you just listen to the radio and play games like Sudoku and Minesweeper and a bunch of stuff.

00:41:57.000 It's pretty funny.

00:41:58.000 Do they have like. 0.99

00:41:59.000 Porn blockers and shit on there. 0.97

00:42:01.000 Yeah, yeah, it's all like a closed system. 0.94

00:42:02.000 So essentially, it's like you earn minutes by listening to lectures, like TEDx talks.

00:42:09.000 And then you're basically listening to it by Pedophilia Isn't Wrong, and then you get like 10 minutes to play games.

00:42:16.000 So people save up their points and just blast radio during the breaks and stuff.

00:42:20.000 It's pretty funny.

00:42:21.000 Yeah.

00:42:22.000 They're gamifying jail.

00:42:25.000 Dude, I hate gamification so much.

00:42:30.000 Gamification is like the most evil thing.

00:42:33.000 Ever, in my opinion.

00:42:36.000 Yeah.

00:42:37.000 I remember when I, like, the last time I went to an airport, what was it, New York?

00:42:44.000 I don't know which one.

00:42:45.000 They have, I think, a couple.

00:42:46.000 But I literally, you get off the plane and go into the lounge, and it's like a bar.

00:42:52.000 And every single seat, including every seat at the bar, had an iPad at it.

00:42:57.000 Yeah.

00:42:58.000 It's nuts.

00:43:00.000 Yeah.

00:43:00.000 And it's like you order food.

00:43:02.000 You don't interact with humans anymore.

00:43:04.000 And this is probably going to be the future.

00:43:05.000 So nice.

00:43:07.000 Yeah.

00:43:09.000 Well, when you have nine personalities to take under and try and go to the table wherever I go, you're like, wow, I'm going to get such a big step.

00:43:18.000 Seat for nine, please.

00:43:22.000 No, it's so weird.

00:43:24.000 Like, even when the people come to give you your stuff, like, they don't even make eye contact with you.

00:43:28.000 Which, well, like, the nice thing about that is you don't have to tip them.

00:43:32.000 Yeah.

00:43:33.000 Which is good because I'm not sure you guys saw that piece, like, a while ago, but tipping is actually racist.

00:43:38.000 Yeah.

00:43:39.000 So tipping is off the table now.

00:43:41.000 You can't even tip anybody anymore without being a racist. 0.97

00:43:43.000 That's why black people are extra not racist at meals. 0.96

00:43:46.000 Dude, I know. 0.99

00:43:47.000 Dude, like, ask any waitress if black people tip, and they will just, they'll blush. 1.00

00:43:54.000 It's hilarious. 1.00

00:43:54.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:43:56.000 I had a friend that was a waitress, and she's like, like, she just started doing it, and she's like, is this going to sound racist if I say black people don't tip? 0.95

00:44:05.000 I was like, well, yeah, but, I mean, you're right.

00:44:08.000 Yeah, that's actually HPD NRX science. 0.83

00:44:12.000 Yeah, it's not even just black people, it's like everybody but white people. 0.99

00:44:17.000 Yeah, it's like Indian people won't tip. 1.00

00:44:19.000 Look at like the most expensive stuff on the menu and then won't tip. 1.00

00:44:23.000 Don't the British not tip? 1.00

00:44:26.000 Yeah, that's just they're black. 1.00

00:44:26.000 I don't know. 1.00

00:44:28.000 Yeah, I mean, that's like saying Italians don't tip.

00:44:32.000 I mean, come on, we're talking about the same people here.

00:44:34.000 Yeah, speaking of Italians.

00:44:40.000 We've got our resident Italian, which, like, it's so funny that we had Anklan on last week and his Avi was Papa John's.

00:44:48.000 Yeah, dude. 1.00

00:44:49.000 What the fuck? 1.00

00:44:50.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:44:51.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:44:52.000 Anklan was ahead of the curve on this one by a lot. 1.00

00:44:54.000 Yeah.

00:44:56.000 Hang on.

00:44:56.000 Before we go into this, we've got a chat.

00:44:59.000 It's Bobby Incel donated $2 and said, never speak of the troops like that again or else. 1.00

00:45:04.000 Fuck the troops. 1.00

00:45:05.000 They're gay. 1.00

00:45:06.000 Fuck them. 1.00

00:45:07.000 A big fuck the troops. 1.00

00:45:08.000 All troops go to hell. 1.00

00:45:09.000 I respect the troops. 0.98

00:45:10.000 I love the troops.

00:45:11.000 I love all government officials. 0.94

00:45:14.000 And Paul calls me gay. 0.51

00:45:14.000 Yeah. 0.51

00:45:17.000 If that's not a tacit agreement.

00:45:19.000 Sean, I never called you gay.

00:45:20.000 What are you talking about?

00:45:22.000 It's just the chat.

00:45:23.000 It's just the chat.

00:45:26.000 But, yeah, Papa John got a little hot water for using a word of his own ethnic heritage.

00:45:37.000 I don't know how you can get in trouble for saying that.

00:45:39.000 That's like a white person getting in trouble for saying cracker.

00:45:42.000 Like an Indian saying, pass me the fire water. 0.99

00:45:46.000 Yeah, like.

00:45:47.000 How can you get in trouble with that?

00:45:50.000 Yeah, Papa John dropped an N word with a hard R, I guess.

00:45:56.000 And now he's out of a job.

00:45:58.000 But what's really funny about the whole thing is I read a thing that he got bought out, essentially.

00:46:03.000 He made $50 million.

00:46:05.000 Yeah, they would have had to because he didn't just start a company. 0.99

00:46:12.000 He didn't get a fucking loan or anything. 0.97

00:46:15.000 I'm pretty sure he started a pizza company, it failed. 0.99

00:46:19.000 He started another one, but since he had bad debt, he had to sell his fucking souped up Camaro. 0.97

00:46:26.000 And that was his fun for it. 0.97

00:46:29.000 And then from there, that one was successful. 0.99

00:46:33.000 And he fucking, I mean, look at it. 0.99

00:46:35.000 But the fucked up thing is, and we were talking about this during the pre show if Paul showed up on time. 0.99

00:46:41.000 But I wanted to do a bit, but then I realized that would require actual work. 0.76

00:46:48.000 And this is not the place for that.

00:46:49.000 But so, like, we had the salute to abortion thing this week, or at least not this week, last week. 0.77

00:46:55.000 So, I was thinking, like, what if we do a salute to the N word? 0.90

00:46:59.000 Yeah.

00:46:59.000 And because, like, that thing wasn't funny.

00:47:01.000 It was just like fucking, like, we're going to show you how much power we really have. 0.97

00:47:06.000 And like, we can get away with doing this and like get money for it. 0.99

00:47:10.000 And what if we do the salute to the N word?

00:47:13.000 And like, you know, let's say that comes up and like at most gets media coverage or at worst or like at least like gets like local people find out.

00:47:24.000 And is that real?

00:47:26.000 Like, which one is which one's worse?

00:47:28.000 Yeah.

00:47:29.000 Cause like Papa John said the N word and they're like removing him, his name off of stadiums. 0.99

00:47:35.000 It's like he's fucking. 0.98

00:47:36.000 He's like, like, this is actually a worse reaction than, like, what Harvey Weinstein got. 1.00

00:47:40.000 Oh, yeah.

00:47:41.000 He said the N word.

00:47:43.000 Yeah.

00:47:44.000 He said a word. 1.00

00:47:45.000 He said a word you can say in fucking rap songs. 1.00

00:47:48.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:47:49.000 Like, it's unreal.

00:47:52.000 I've never.

00:47:53.000 And this, like, the less, like, visceral. 0.99

00:47:56.000 And you see this with, like, you know, faggot and other slurs and stuff like that, too. 1.00

00:48:00.000 It's like, just, like, the visceral reaction that these people have to fucking words. 0.99

00:48:04.000 Like, and the thing is, too, is, like, do we even have, like, the context of what He liked the way he said it because, like, from my understanding, he just said it as like a PR type thing. 0.97

00:48:16.000 Yeah, it was a PR meeting on how to avoid bad press.

00:48:20.000 Wow.

00:48:21.000 Yeah.

00:48:22.000 It's like, do this.

00:48:24.000 Don't do this.

00:48:26.000 And then that basically was enough to get him fired.

00:48:29.000 Yeah, like, he said, like, Colonel Sanders called blacks N words, it was what he said, or something like that.

00:48:38.000 Like, he was literally quoting someone.

00:48:41.000 Yeah.

00:48:41.000 Wow.

00:48:45.000 I 100% think I've seen that on a Kids in the Hall sketch or a Mad TV sketch or something.

00:48:52.000 Oh, dude.

00:48:55.000 I know that's from something.

00:48:58.000 Well, I mean, you look at Chappelle's show, he had white people saying the N word on there all the time. 1.00

00:49:04.000 And it was hilarious. 1.00

00:49:04.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:49:06.000 It was funny.

00:49:07.000 Like, what happened?

00:49:09.000 Right.

00:49:10.000 Tumblr.

00:49:11.000 Well, really, what.

00:49:13.000 I think what I think is happening now, and you see this, and we'll like, like with the siege thing, we'll talk about that later, too.

00:49:20.000 But these people are so panicked because all this shit's happening now, especially with like the Supreme Court and stuff, that they're just trying to like flex whatever power that they have left.

00:49:29.000 Yeah, that's really, yeah. 0.97

00:49:33.000 The Cialis is running out and they're trying to get it all out. 0.95

00:49:37.000 Yeah, it's fucking nuts, which is awesome. 0.95

00:49:40.000 We didn't, I don't think we talked about the Supreme Court on the last one, but. 0.98

00:49:43.000 What everyone should be doing, if you're not already, is gaslighting the shit out of anyone that you can that fucking The Handmaid Tale is becoming real. 0.99

00:49:56.000 If you're not doing that, you're fucking up. 0.99

00:49:58.000 Because these people desperately. 0.98

00:50:02.000 I think it's like.

00:50:04.000 Somebody smarter than me that's actually read The Handmaid Tale has to talk about it.

00:50:09.000 So you had the whole phenomenon with the Fifty Shades of Grey thing.

00:50:14.000 Well. 1.00

00:50:16.000 Like, where women want that to happen, that's why they read it. 0.98

00:50:19.000 Same thing with the Handmaid's Tale. 1.00

00:50:21.000 Like, that has to be why it's, like, so big, is because they actually deep down kind of want that shit. 1.00

00:50:26.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:50:27.000 Yeah, for sure, man. 0.98

00:50:29.000 Like, it's always funny to me that the, like, women always talk about, like, how they want to own their own bodies and stuff like that when, like, literally they have rape fantasies. 0.98

00:50:41.000 Like, that's a real thing. 0.96

00:50:42.000 Like, I've never met a woman who doesn't have a rape fantasy. 0.99

00:50:46.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:50:47.000 Let's be real.

00:50:48.000 They all do.

00:50:49.000 Whether they admit to it or not, they all do. 1.00

00:50:51.000 All women want to be raped. 1.00

00:50:52.000 They want to. 1.00

00:50:53.000 Why do women ejaculate during rape? 1.00

00:50:56.000 Or come. 1.00

00:50:56.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:50:57.000 Or whatever.

00:50:58.000 You know what I mean?

00:50:58.000 I don't know.

00:50:59.000 I don't know.

00:51:00.000 That's on me.

00:51:04.000 Paul, did you join the Discord yet?

00:51:07.000 Yeah, man.

00:51:08.000 I'll have to pull him in.

00:51:08.000 Okay.

00:51:11.000 I'm not giving him admin privileges.

00:51:13.000 That's not happening.

00:51:15.000 I don't want him to burn down our Discord.

00:51:15.000 Yeah.

00:51:23.000 Nick wants to come in.

00:51:24.000 Yeah, sure.

00:51:24.000 Yeah, here, we'll bring him in.

00:51:24.000 Okay.

00:51:26.000 I'll bring him in right now.

00:51:31.000 Hello, Nick Fuentes.

00:51:33.000 Are you there?

00:51:34.000 Hey, there he is.

00:51:36.000 What's going on, fellas?

00:51:37.000 What's up, man?

00:51:38.000 You should have just DM'd me.

00:51:39.000 I would have given you the hangout link.

00:51:41.000 Sorry, I'm playing Fortnite right now.

00:51:43.000 Oh, that's fair.

00:51:44.000 Okay.

00:51:45.000 I'm a little preoccupied, but I saw sweat was on.

00:51:47.000 I got it going in the background.

00:51:50.000 So, good stuff.

00:51:52.000 Good stuff, fellas.

00:51:53.000 Love the sweat.

00:51:54.000 I'm glad you guys are back.

00:51:57.000 It's good to be back.

00:51:58.000 It's good to get money for this.

00:52:00.000 It's crazy.

00:52:01.000 Second best show on the internet next to America First.

00:52:01.000 Yeah.

00:52:04.000 That's true.

00:52:06.000 We don't want to be the best.

00:52:07.000 That would require effort.

00:52:09.000 Yeah, I desperately don't want to be the best.

00:52:11.000 Although, Nick, I will say I got a little worried because I saw that you were talking about just doing a one night a week show.

00:52:17.000 And I'm just warning you, pal, it better not be Friday nights.

00:52:21.000 No, of course.

00:52:21.000 Yeah.

00:52:22.000 Fridays for the sweat.

00:52:25.000 Fridays for the boys, you know.

00:52:27.000 We'll let Nick have the night for the men.

00:52:32.000 Well, you know, I was.

00:52:32.000 That's good.

00:52:35.000 I have to say I'm a little disappointed in Paul Town, you know, because I heard Sean make this horrible.

00:52:40.000 Inexcusable comment about the troops.

00:52:43.000 And although Paul didn't say it, he was giggling and laughing like a hyena. 0.99

00:52:50.000 I was.

00:52:51.000 That's not good optics.

00:52:53.000 I have to say it's very unfortunate.

00:52:56.000 I would never do that.

00:52:58.000 I wasn't laughing at all.

00:53:02.000 I'm a respecter of the troops, respecter of everybody, respecter of all the troops.

00:53:06.000 That's a lot of what I've been hearing.

00:53:08.000 Here's the thing whenever Paul says that, you can hear him say, Smiling.

00:53:11.000 You can hear.

00:53:15.000 He's talking out of the corners of his mouth.

00:53:17.000 No, I'm just being honest.

00:53:20.000 I just can't control my respect.

00:53:22.000 I'm incapable of using the full range of the mouth, the full width of the mouth.

00:53:27.000 Yeah, that's right.

00:53:31.000 I'm incapable of anything but respect for my government officials.

00:53:36.000 Do you hear it at the end?

00:53:37.000 My government officials.

00:53:39.000 Yeah, we all know, Paul.

00:53:42.000 Wait, I can't hear you, Paul, in Discord.

00:53:42.000 What's that word?

00:53:44.000 Are you muted or something?

00:53:45.000 Oh, no, in a second.

00:53:46.000 I'm using the same language.

00:53:47.000 Yeah, it's because he's slow.

00:53:50.000 I think he has to use his phone, so I might not be able to source it from both.

00:53:54.000 Ah, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.

00:53:55.000 Yeah.

00:53:56.000 It's too much work.

00:53:58.000 Should I flip over to Hangouts then?

00:54:00.000 Yeah, I'm going to send you a Hangouts link.

00:54:02.000 That's probably easier.

00:54:04.000 I'm just driving around the go kart.

00:54:06.000 Oh, yeah, how's that?

00:54:07.000 Fortnite. 0.99

00:54:07.000 Pretty fucking sick, dude. 0.99

00:54:09.000 The problem is, I need this a little inside baseball for you guys, but I'm looking for a loot llama. 0.99

00:54:15.000 To complete the weekly challenge.

00:54:18.000 Oh, my God.

00:54:19.000 It's been a pretty rough couple of.

00:54:22.000 I've been playing it all day yesterday and a little bit today.

00:54:26.000 And it's no luck.

00:54:29.000 Speaking of that, did you see that Epic Games is our guy?

00:54:35.000 No, what happened?

00:54:35.000 Have you seen that?

00:54:37.000 So they run Unreal Engine and they rent that out to people, like game developers and stuff.

00:54:43.000 And they get a percentage of whatever the game makes or whatever using that engine.

00:54:48.000 And they upped it from 70% share to now creators get this 88%.

00:54:57.000 Are they our developer?

00:54:59.000 I don't know.

00:55:01.000 That's crazy.

00:55:02.000 That's, I don't know.

00:55:06.000 That's too obvious.

00:55:07.000 That's like, Annie, what's their TRS user name?

00:55:18.000 Yeah, just an odd number to pick, you know, and especially with all these news stories coming out about Fortnite, you know, being used as like a Nazi, you know.

00:55:28.000 Dude, I saw something today which is like not going to, literally is going to surprise no one.

00:55:34.000 But apparently, so like there's the.

00:55:37.000 I've never played it.

00:55:38.000 I never will play it.

00:55:42.000 The Floss Victory Dance, I guess, is what it's called.

00:55:46.000 Is that a thing?

00:55:47.000 Floss Victory Dance?

00:55:49.000 Yeah, I'm not going to do it on camera.

00:55:52.000 Not for no money.

00:55:53.000 Oh, yeah, it's apparently one of the.

00:55:58.000 Like a school in the UK banned it.

00:56:01.000 Because kids were doing it so often.

00:56:01.000 Really?

00:56:03.000 That's absolutely. 0.82

00:56:05.000 You know, I see the thing is, all these things are implicitly white. 0.89

00:56:05.000 Yeah. 0.89

00:56:09.000 I mean, you may have seen me tweet this out before, but, and it's so easy.

00:56:13.000 You could say, I tweeted this for the T-pose, for example.

00:56:16.000 I said, everybody's saying that only white men are allowed to T-pose.

00:56:21.000 And if that's the case, like, that'd be really wrong.

00:56:23.000 But, yeah, I don't make the rules.

00:56:24.000 That's just how it goes.

00:56:25.000 So, yeah.

00:56:27.000 Well, there was a funny thing, too, that I saw today.

00:56:30.000 Speaking of Fortnite, Chance the Rapper made a tweet.

00:56:34.000 Yeah.

00:56:34.000 Did you see that?

00:56:35.000 Oh, I did see that.

00:56:36.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:56:37.000 He's so, dude, first of all, That guy sucks. 1.00

00:56:40.000 You're so. 1.00

00:56:41.000 Yeah, dude.

00:56:41.000 People that liked Acid Rap are literally like the most Reddit tier Redditors.

00:56:48.000 Ouch.

00:56:49.000 No, it's like.

00:56:50.000 It's really bad.

00:56:53.000 It's close to being a good album, but it's not.

00:56:57.000 And that's like the best he's ever done.

00:56:59.000 He's just gotten worse from there.

00:57:00.000 Same with Gambino.

00:57:02.000 It's just.

00:57:02.000 Yeah.

00:57:03.000 And like they know that their audience is white and they hate it. 0.68

00:57:09.000 I don't know, though, Sean. 0.72

00:57:10.000 I mean.

00:57:12.000 Chance has a whole song on acid rap about the Jews. 0.82

00:57:16.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:57:17.000 Well, most blacks do. 0.98

00:57:19.000 Literally called Jews.

00:57:21.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:57:21.000 Yeah, but the thing is that black people hate Jews only because they have to interact with them because they run all the record labels. 0.99

00:57:31.000 That's the thing. 0.96

00:57:33.000 But we're not going to name them on the air here.

00:57:36.000 But yeah, Chance the Rapper basically went on this tirade today about how Fortnite is appropriating black culture and that basically. 0.91

00:57:46.000 All these dances are all black.

00:57:48.000 They're all black culture dances. 1.00

00:57:50.000 So, therefore, black people should get paid for inventing dance moves in Fortnite, which is like, please, sir, can I have some reparations, I guess? 1.00

00:58:01.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:58:02.000 Well, like, the main thing of Fortnite is like building.

00:58:05.000 And you certainly.

00:58:06.000 I've never seen you.

00:58:07.000 You've never built a pyramid in Fortnite.

00:58:09.000 I've never seen it.

00:58:10.000 So, I don't know what they're crying about.

00:58:12.000 Well, in Fortnite, the building is very quick.

00:58:16.000 Very speedy.

00:58:16.000 Yeah.

00:58:17.000 You know what I mean?

00:58:18.000 When you say, I want to build this.

00:58:20.000 It doesn't happen in like 45 minutes.

00:58:23.000 It happens like this.

00:58:24.000 Yeah.

00:58:26.000 It doesn't happen, you know, over the course of years.

00:58:26.000 Yeah.

00:58:30.000 Yeah.

00:58:31.000 It's very fast.

00:58:32.000 But yeah, and he's always like, yeah, you need to add the music of the dances to.

00:58:38.000 I mean, this is basically like saying that, like, I need to get paid for, you know, making memes.

00:58:45.000 You know what I mean?

00:58:45.000 Like, that's the equivalent.

00:58:47.000 It's like, it's unreal. 0.64

00:58:49.000 But, you know, I'm not a big fan of Fortnite, obviously, but I'm becoming a big fan of Fortnite, not the game itself, but the culture surrounding it, because it mainly seems to be, you know, disaffected white men and children that are all coming to the realization that, well, they might be on our side, you know? 0.56

00:59:10.000 They may be a little woke. 0.61

00:59:13.000 Fortnite is all about building and running away. 1.00

00:59:15.000 Is Fortnite the epitome of white flight, fellas? 1.00

00:59:22.000 I mean, come on. 1.00

00:59:27.000 I don't know.

00:59:28.000 I don't know.

00:59:29.000 And, well, I saw a thing, too, because I guess they're adding a bunch of stuff into the game, and they're adding Vikings or something like that, supposedly, into the game or something.

00:59:38.000 I keep up with Fortnite only because it's part of the gaming culture, you know, and I like to be informed.

00:59:46.000 And it's really weird to me that they're not adding the Kings in, but they're adding Vikings in.

00:59:50.000 It's really implicit, if you ask me.

00:59:52.000 Yeah.

00:59:53.000 It's too pagan for my taste.

00:59:55.000 Me and the boys have been talking about it. 0.63

00:59:57.000 Oh, yeah.

00:59:57.000 I know, I agree.

00:59:58.000 I mean, there is some.

01:00:01.000 That's the one thing. 1.00

01:00:04.000 Fortnite is really appropriating white culture, but all the bad parts of the world are. 1.00

01:00:09.000 PUBG is more the black culture. 1.00

01:00:10.000 It's like a decaying civilization. 1.00

01:00:13.000 You're just running around shooting people.

01:00:14.000 And plus, it's literally like the ghetto of gaming right now. 1.00

01:00:18.000 It's just so shitty. 0.98

01:00:19.000 Yeah. 0.96

01:00:20.000 So, I mean, that makes sense.

01:00:22.000 Yeah. 0.95

01:00:23.000 And of course, PUBG did it first, and the white, you know, the Fortnite players came in and stole it. 0.96

01:00:30.000 It's all the serious people like PUBG because they know that's the original. 0.96

01:00:33.000 It's the cradle of civilization as far as Battle Royale games go.

01:00:39.000 But, yeah, I don't know.

01:00:41.000 It's very interesting.

01:00:42.000 Very interesting to me.

01:00:43.000 Speaking of, like, video games and stuff, I wanted to talk about this because this game is very near and dear to my heart, and this is really heartbreaking news.

01:00:52.000 Rainbow Six Siege, obviously the greatest military shooter.

01:00:56.000 Of all time, in my opinion.

01:00:59.000 Today, they implemented an auto banning mod into their text chat.

01:01:04.000 So, if you say bad words in their text chat, it literally scans for these words and would just automatically ban you for saying the N word or anything like that.

01:01:12.000 Yeah.

01:01:13.000 Not even the N word.

01:01:14.000 You can say Nibba and you get banned.

01:01:18.000 Somebody tweeted at them and was like, hey, I just got banned. 0.99

01:01:23.000 And their fucking PR Twitter account was like, good. 1.00

01:01:28.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:01:28.000 It's like. 1.00

01:01:29.000 Come on, go get fucked. 1.00

01:01:33.000 Yeah, I don't. 1.00

01:01:35.000 Who is this for?

01:01:36.000 Who is this helping at all?

01:01:40.000 I understand this stuff in Overwatch because basically the people that play Overwatch are man children that come from Reddit or women. 1.00

01:01:48.000 Overwatch is the woman containment zone for gaming. 0.95

01:01:52.000 It really is. 1.00

01:01:53.000 That's where women go to play games, and we leave them there, and we don't play that game because that's where they are. 1.00

01:01:59.000 And we'll let them have it because the game sucks. 1.00

01:02:03.000 But, like, when I'm playing Siege, I'm literally playing against people in the name, like, Adolf Hitler 1488 and, like, Lolly Feet Lover, you know?

01:02:11.000 Like, those are the people that are playing Siege.

01:02:13.000 So it's like, did anyone ask for this?

01:02:17.000 Was anyone, like, I'm getting offended in Rainbow Six Siege.

01:02:21.000 You know, I really don't want to see the N word in the chat.

01:02:24.000 And they're like, we'll take care of this, trust me.

01:02:26.000 Like, no, no one asked for this. 0.96

01:02:28.000 They already have, like, a report feature in the game for, like, toxic behavior, which, like, don't even get me started on that fucking word, toxic. 0.97

01:02:35.000 Like, mmm. 0.99

01:02:36.000 I hate it.

01:02:37.000 Yeah.

01:02:38.000 And I want to say real quick: Lolly Respector 88 is one of the best troops I've ever served with.

01:02:49.000 But yeah, I don't know.

01:02:51.000 And it's really offensive to me that they're doing this because gaming really is.

01:02:57.000 And I'm not memeing and I'm not joking around.

01:02:59.000 I'm being totally serious. 0.99

01:03:01.000 Gaming is the last place where a bunch of guys can go call each other faggot and stuff safely without getting doxxed and fired from your job. 1.00

01:03:10.000 If I'm playing Siege and Sean does something stupid, I can be like, you stupid F word. 1.00

01:03:14.000 And it's fine. 1.00

01:03:16.000 And no one gets mad.

01:03:18.000 No one's getting butthurt about it because, like, we're all white males and we're all straight and we're playing video games. 0.99

01:03:23.000 Like, this is a game where you literally, like, shoot women in the face with guns, like, graphically, and their body goes limp and twitches and ragdolls. 0.92

01:03:32.000 But God forbid you say the N word. 0.99

01:03:34.000 You know?

01:03:35.000 Like, it's, like, so in detail.

01:03:37.000 Like, if you and the other person you're shooting at are having a firefight while you kill them and they're dying, their gun is firing as they're falling to the ground.

01:03:48.000 Yeah.

01:03:49.000 It's a very, very good game.

01:03:51.000 I'm happy I got it.

01:03:52.000 But, you know, I find it hard to believe that all these people are trying to rescue a hostage or save the world.

01:04:02.000 And, you know, if somebody, like, if one of the intruders yells out the N word because the defensive team has a castle on it, that his teammates are going to be like, really, dude? 0.98

01:04:17.000 Yeah, there's only one black operator in the whole game. 0.95

01:04:20.000 No, there's two. 1.00

01:04:21.000 No, there's two.

01:04:22.000 Capital.

01:04:22.000 I forgot about Capital.

01:04:24.000 When it first launched, there was only one black guy in the game, anyways.

01:04:27.000 So it's like, clearly, this is for us white people, you know? 0.99

01:04:30.000 There's too many female operators, though. 1.00

01:04:32.000 That always bugged me. 1.00

01:04:33.000 No, no, no.

01:04:34.000 Here's the thing those are for viewing pleasure, okay?

01:04:39.000 Yeah.

01:04:39.000 They are for the guys, okay?

01:04:43.000 I don't necessarily have a problem with women in video games if they're there to be stared at. 0.99

01:04:47.000 And I'm not sure if you've ever seen Valkyrie. 1.00

01:04:49.000 But they're not like busty or anything. 0.98

01:04:51.000 Which ones?

01:04:52.000 Oh, hey, Jamie, Jamie. 0.99

01:04:54.000 Pull up that hentai of Ash getting fucked. 0.99

01:05:00.000 Hey, Jamie, can you pull up Lolly IQ feet, please? 0.99

01:05:06.000 No, trust me.

01:05:09.000 It's not only the Thinking Man shooter, but it's the Thinking Man's waifu, too.

01:05:14.000 Ah.

01:05:14.000 Yeah.

01:05:15.000 See, they're very chast.

01:05:16.000 Let's take another look.

01:05:17.000 Yeah, they're very chast.

01:05:18.000 They're very conservative, but they're there to be looked at.

01:05:21.000 I like the FBI one with the sunglasses.

01:05:23.000 Yeah, that's Ash.

01:05:24.000 Yeah, that's Ash.

01:05:25.000 Total babe.

01:05:26.000 Oh, dude. 0.99

01:05:28.000 Whenever they did the outbreak event, they added a new skin for her where she's not wearing the hat or the glasses. 0.93

01:05:33.000 Sidewinder one, yeah. 1.00

01:05:35.000 She looks so Jewish there. 1.00

01:05:36.000 Oh, yeah. 0.99

01:05:37.000 Oh, jeez.

01:05:41.000 Ugh.

01:05:42.000 That really ruins the game.

01:05:46.000 No. 1.00

01:05:46.000 Here's the thing I'm okay with those women being in that game because I get to shoot them in the face and I get to jack off to them. 1.00

01:05:53.000 It's like, if anything, the shooting in the face enhances the jacking off. 1.00

01:05:58.000 It's a win win for me.

01:06:00.000 So, you know, I can't go wrong.

01:06:02.000 I can't, I mean, it's it's it's the best of both worlds, really.

01:06:05.000 Teach is too hard.

01:06:06.000 It's like a grown up game.

01:06:07.000 I play that game, yeah.

01:06:09.000 It's like, if you're not, yeah, if you're not good at it, you just it's not fun, you know.

01:06:13.000 So, well, I'll teach you how to play, Nick.

01:06:16.000 It's okay.

01:06:17.000 Show me, show me.

01:06:18.000 I can't, like, that's the thing.

01:06:19.000 Like, it really is.

01:06:20.000 Like, I'm not, I'm not memeing. 1.00

01:06:21.000 It's the fucking thinking man shooter. 0.99

01:06:22.000 Like, it, yeah, you literally have to read Gorilla Mindset in order to be able to play this game. 1.00

01:06:27.000 Like, take the place of my aborted older brother. 0.73

01:06:36.000 Oh, man, that's so bad, but so true. 1.00

01:06:52.000 Oh, man, the abortion shit this week has just been like, what happened? 0.99

01:06:57.000 Like, why is everybody talking about abortion this week? 1.00

01:07:00.000 Kavanaugh.

01:07:01.000 It's literally just Canada.

01:07:02.000 Yeah, I mean, I guess.

01:07:04.000 No, but watching the leftists freak out because I was driving to work, I think it was Wednesday or something.

01:07:11.000 And somebody retweeted something.

01:07:13.000 It was two minutes after it got posted by HuffPost.

01:07:16.000 And it was like, you stock up on birth control or something because they're going to get rid of abortion.

01:07:24.000 And immediately there was a bunch of NPCs in the comments that were just like, yeah, this is so bad.

01:07:29.000 We need to resist and stuff.

01:07:30.000 And I was just like, you know. 0.69

01:07:32.000 Let's just gaslight them. 0.79

01:07:33.000 Like, you know, why not? 0.93

01:07:34.000 Like, they're right here.

01:07:35.000 I'm right here.

01:07:36.000 I'm not doing anything better.

01:07:37.000 So it's like, you know, abortion's getting, like, we're getting rid of abortion.

01:07:40.000 There's literally nothing you can do about it.

01:07:42.000 And these people were just, like, apoplectic about it. 0.97

01:07:48.000 Like, all you, like, the, the, it's fucked up that the concept that, like, just not fucking is so hard for these people. 0.97

01:07:56.000 But, um, here we are. 0.97

01:07:58.000 You know what's funny?

01:08:00.000 I, I, this is totally unrelated.

01:08:01.000 I totally forgot to tweet out the link.

01:08:03.000 To the show.

01:08:04.000 Oh, I did.

01:08:05.000 Well, I didn't. 1.00

01:08:07.000 That makes me feel good that we have as many views as we do because I'm fucking a shitty host. 0.99

01:08:13.000 Bless you. 0.99

01:08:14.000 God bless you.

01:08:15.000 You're just simply savage tonight, Beardson.

01:08:17.000 You're good.

01:08:18.000 I know. 1.00

01:08:19.000 Well, listen, you can keep sucking up. 0.99

01:08:20.000 I'm still not paying you, intern. 0.99

01:08:23.000 But, yeah.

01:08:24.000 See, Sean?

01:08:26.000 See, Nick, you don't have to deal with?

01:08:28.000 Yeah, it's pretty.

01:08:29.000 I mean, you can just leave.

01:08:31.000 I don't really care.

01:08:33.000 I like the idea of Paul as the intern.

01:08:35.000 Yeah, she is.

01:08:37.000 She's a cute.

01:08:38.000 Well, we kind of look at him like, I guess, you know. 0.98

01:08:42.000 He's like a disabled younger brother. 0.99

01:08:45.000 I'm the unaboarded disabled brother.

01:08:47.000 Well, I offered for Paul Town to have an internship at America first.

01:08:53.000 Yeah.

01:08:53.000 It would have to be paid, of course.

01:08:55.000 If it were paid, it would be illegal.

01:08:57.000 Completely illegal.

01:08:58.000 Yeah.

01:08:58.000 Yeah, I wouldn't want to do that.

01:09:00.000 Yeah, we couldn't have a minor employing people, you know.

01:09:03.000 Yeah, that's why.

01:09:04.000 Yeah.

01:09:04.000 Definitely.

01:09:04.000 True.

01:09:07.000 Listen, I get the idea.

01:09:09.000 You could probably get some good tax cuts about trying to help, I guess, convicts.

01:09:15.000 Yeah, you get a tax bracket for doing that.

01:09:18.000 Oh, hang on, Paul.

01:09:19.000 I may have to start paying you after all.

01:09:21.000 Yes, it is.

01:09:22.000 You're going to get into a whole new tax bracket.

01:09:25.000 You get a whole program, probably get free gear. 0.80

01:09:31.000 Yeah, but the funny thing what was it, that statistic that one in four women have abortions or whatever? 0.98

01:09:38.000 Yeah.

01:09:39.000 Boy, that was really black filling.

01:09:42.000 Yeah. 0.83

01:09:42.000 There's no way. 0.83

01:09:43.000 No, there's no way.

01:09:46.000 No, there is. 0.95

01:09:47.000 Well, it's probably not like one, it's not like actually different women. 0.99

01:09:51.000 It's probably just the ones that do get like six.

01:09:54.000 Well, yeah, that article that I linked that so many people stole. 0.98

01:09:58.000 Dirty, dirty people.

01:10:00.000 You know, I put a hard 45 seconds of lifting the image off Facebook, cropping two things to make them larger to draw attention to them. 0.98

01:10:11.000 And, you know, these people, if you can even call them people, they just steal the image and put whatever post they want on it.

01:10:21.000 You know, there's a retweet button, folks.

01:10:25.000 There's also a copy paste button.

01:10:28.000 Yeah.

01:10:29.000 Well, that's what I did.

01:10:32.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:10:33.000 But, yeah, it's fucked up. 0.98

01:10:35.000 And somebody else, and I should have saved it. 0.98

01:10:37.000 I was looking at it and I was like, you know, I have like 30 gigs left on my phone.

01:10:41.000 I should just save it.

01:10:42.000 And I was like, nah.

01:10:43.000 But I didn't.

01:10:44.000 But they linked me something from like this book where this woman, she got not six, not 12, she got 19 abortions.

01:10:53.000 Like, you could supersize the abortion. 0.99

01:10:56.000 And I don't want to joke about this, but like, you kind of have to because it's so fucked up. 0.97

01:11:01.000 But like, The fact is, if you get one abortion, the chances of you getting pregnant drop drastically. 0.99

01:11:08.000 Two, I imagine it's just as bad, but this woman who is so fertile, it's fucking 19. 0.99

01:11:15.000 And she said she was more addicted to that than actually having sex. 1.00

01:11:21.000 And that's pretty bad.

01:11:25.000 I don't know why we're keeping this around.

01:11:31.000 Yeah, I don't know.

01:11:32.000 Somebody finds the book, let me know. 0.93

01:11:34.000 The abortion is an aphrodisiac. 0.90

01:11:37.000 Yeah.

01:11:39.000 Yeah, I don't know.

01:11:40.000 It's really funny.

01:11:42.000 I just think it's such a.

01:11:43.000 I think everything's funny, right?

01:11:46.000 I laugh at everything.

01:11:47.000 Well, you have to.

01:11:49.000 Yeah.

01:11:50.000 But it's like the way that these people joke about abortion is just so weird to me.

01:11:55.000 I don't even think they're really joking about it.

01:11:57.000 They're happy about it.

01:12:00.000 Yeah.

01:12:01.000 That's the thing.

01:12:02.000 I don't think it's something to be happy about.

01:12:07.000 I understand the original argument. 0.93

01:12:11.000 It was like, oh, what if you get raped and blah, blah, blah? 0.94

01:12:14.000 It's like, well, whatever, I guess. 0.98

01:12:17.000 Whatever adoption.

01:12:19.000 Yeah, right, exactly. 1.00

01:12:22.000 Unless you're gay. 0.99

01:12:23.000 Unless you're gay. 0.93

01:12:27.000 But it's gone so far beyond even that argument at this point. 0.97

01:12:32.000 It's not a matter of rape or the mother's life being in danger.

01:12:37.000 How often does that happen anymore, anyways, with medical science?

01:12:40.000 Like, you know, very, very, like, very rare that a mother's life is ever going to be in danger from a pregnancy at this point.

01:12:47.000 Yeah.

01:12:48.000 And also, like, the meme of, like, you know, well, what if they're raped?

01:12:52.000 It's like less than 1%.

01:12:55.000 So, like, you know, like, I'm not going to say yes, but, like, you know, the courts probably will.

01:12:55.000 Yeah.

01:13:01.000 So, like, yeah, like, I guess, like, we can do that.

01:13:05.000 But, like, you know.

01:13:07.000 And honestly, folks, listen, just a pro tip. 0.85

01:13:10.000 If you're going to rape a girl, don't leave DNA evidence behind, okay? 0.79

01:13:13.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:13:14.000 You know, wrap it up, folks. 1.00

01:13:17.000 Wrap it up if you're going to rape somebody. 0.98

01:13:19.000 I'm just saying. 0.99

01:13:20.000 I'm not advocating that you should rape anybody. 0.95

01:13:23.000 That's obviously a very bad thing. 0.97

01:13:26.000 But if you do.

01:13:27.000 Yeah.

01:13:28.000 Same thing as the driving drunk thing.

01:13:29.000 Practice makes perfect.

01:13:31.000 Yeah, like, you're not.

01:13:32.000 Don't leave DNA evidence behind, you know?

01:13:35.000 Or, like, if you break into somebody's house, don't piss in the toilet.

01:13:39.000 You know?

01:13:39.000 Right.

01:13:40.000 Um, It's all common sense, folks.

01:13:43.000 Like, who are these rapists out here coming in, girls?

01:13:46.000 You know? 1.00

01:13:47.000 Like, surely.

01:13:48.000 They're not sending the best.

01:13:50.000 Yeah.

01:13:50.000 No.

01:13:51.000 I mean, come on.

01:13:52.000 I mean, I know you're going to come.

01:13:54.000 That's the point.

01:13:55.000 But do so in a sterile environment to where you're not leaving evidence behind here.

01:14:01.000 Like, you know, again, a condom. 0.99

01:14:02.000 I don't advocate using condoms because they suck. 1.00

01:14:04.000 But, you know, you're already, like, here's the thing you're already getting off on raping her. 0.99

01:14:08.000 It doesn't matter what it feels like, you know? 0.99

01:14:10.000 It's not going to matter. 1.00

01:14:12.000 Honestly, if you're raping her, she's probably some blown out roastie, anyways. 1.00

01:14:14.000 You're not going to feel anything. 1.00

01:14:15.000 You know?

01:14:16.000 She's been through this before.

01:14:18.000 That's the thing.

01:14:19.000 This is a statistic that's probably not true, but I'm going to go ahead and go with it. 1.00

01:14:23.000 Like, if you've been raped once, I think you're just likely to get raped again, like, over and over, because you're probably too stupid to avoid getting raped the first time. 0.99

01:14:30.000 Yeah, it's the thing with rape is, like, the definition has changed so much. 1.00

01:14:36.000 Oh, yeah.

01:14:37.000 What even is it?

01:14:38.000 Like, you know, what is it?

01:14:41.000 I didn't look like my Tinder pick, or I, you know, you woke up and remembered you had a boyfriend.

01:14:49.000 Like, come on now.

01:14:50.000 And that's the thing, too. 0.97

01:14:51.000 It's like, you know, women can literally murder their babies, but, like, men have to, like,. 1.00

01:14:57.000 Go to fucking court just to come. 1.00

01:14:59.000 Right. 1.00

01:15:00.000 Like, it's such a weird thing.

01:15:00.000 You know what I mean?

01:15:02.000 Like, literally, if you pick up a girl at a bar and nut in her, she can go murder the baby, no problem, but she can call the cops on you for raping her. 0.99

01:15:13.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

01:15:13.000 Like, you literally have to, like, get a lawyer just to nut at this point, but you can go fucking get a free abortion. 1.00

01:15:19.000 It's unreal. 0.98

01:15:21.000 And they wonder why incels exist.

01:15:22.000 Like, that Henry Cavill or Cavill or. 1.00

01:15:26.000 Do you see that shit? 1.00

01:15:27.000 Which. 1.00

01:15:28.000 The guy that plays Superman?

01:15:31.000 Yeah, somebody was talking about how super.

01:15:33.000 Yeah, well, he's Jewish, so he has a good lawyer.

01:15:36.000 But, um, super.

01:15:37.000 Yeah, somebody was talking about that in the chat earlier.

01:15:39.000 I didn't know what they were talking about.

01:15:40.000 Was that the guy that, like, kissed a girl and then got owned?

01:15:40.000 I saw.

01:15:45.000 No, I don't know if that was that. 0.98

01:15:46.000 Like, he literally just, like, did an interview and he's like, yeah, I'm not even going to date anymore because of all this Me Too shit. 0.56

01:15:50.000 He's like, I'm just done with dating. 1.00

01:15:52.000 This is a fucking Hollywood. 1.00

01:15:53.000 This is Superman. 0.99

01:15:55.000 Yeah, dude, I wanted to bring this up. 0.99

01:15:57.000 Like, fellas, we got to start locking the dick up. 0.93

01:16:01.000 Put it on lockdown until we can figure out what's going on for our own protection. 0.98

01:16:01.000 We got to. 0.98

01:16:06.000 I mean, I've said before on Twitter, and you guys thought I was kidding.

01:16:12.000 As you're to do, you think everything's a joke when Sean says it.

01:16:16.000 But, fellas, you only lose if you come.

01:16:21.000 And look what's going on.

01:16:23.000 I tried to warn you.

01:16:24.000 Yeah. 0.98

01:16:26.000 I mean, the fact that this dude has like $100 million to his name, and he's afraid to even like, Hold hands with a girl because he's going to get fucking charged with a rape charge. 0.98

01:16:26.000 It's unreal. 0.98

01:16:38.000 It's getting out of hand, folks.

01:16:40.000 And now he's catching beef or whatever because he said that.

01:16:44.000 I think it was in GQ or something where he said that.

01:16:47.000 And he's catching beef, and people are calling him out for it.

01:16:50.000 And it's like, how is he wrong, though?

01:16:52.000 How is he wrong? 1.00

01:16:54.000 Where's the lie, my bitch? 0.99

01:16:57.000 It's funny because I saw Wendy Williams tweet out something about one of the Bachelor contestants or something. 1.00

01:17:04.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:17:05.000 Yeah.

01:17:06.000 Yeah, he has a secret that he's hiding, and it's like he's a virgin, and it's like, you know, you literally can't. 1.00

01:17:13.000 Either side of the spectrum, you're fucked. 1.00

01:17:16.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:17:16.000 Yeah, like there's no in between. 1.00

01:17:19.000 Like, you either fuck a girl and go to jail, or you stay a virgin and get mocked in the fucking news in front of, like, the world. 1.00

01:17:28.000 Like, what are you supposed to do? 1.00

01:17:31.000 It's insane.

01:17:35.000 I don't know, folks.

01:17:36.000 It's a.

01:17:37.000 And this is why we don't. 0.99

01:17:41.000 Argue about white rights, or you know, we name them, it's because, like, that's boring. 0.87

01:17:46.000 That's like, being anti white, it's like, okay, like, big deal. 0.75

01:17:53.000 Like, no one's throwing people in jail for being white, okay? 0.96

01:17:57.000 They're throwing men in jail for nutting, for just making a come. 0.89

01:18:02.000 Yeah, you know, making eye contact is next, guys.

01:18:05.000 You know that, right? 0.99

01:18:06.000 They fall down in jail for being white. 0.82

01:18:08.000 What are you talking about? 1.00

01:18:09.000 Yeah, that's true.

01:18:10.000 Well, I don't know.

01:18:12.000 Chris Cantwell, they played nothing, they did nothing.

01:18:15.000 Other than, yeah, I don't know about Paul Town.

01:18:18.000 I think the 23andMe will say otherwise.

01:18:21.000 I think that's the only reason he got out, actually.

01:18:24.000 That's true, yeah.

01:18:25.000 That's why I'm not in still.

01:18:30.000 But it's insane.

01:18:34.000 I don't understand how anyone can argue that men are not under attack in the year 2018.

01:18:40.000 And the fact that you even say that and point that out is such a controversial topic now. 0.99

01:18:46.000 It's because they don't want you to know that you are, they want you to just keep being the dumb man. 1.00

01:18:51.000 That fucks broads and catches rape charges and has your life ruined. 1.00

01:18:57.000 So that way they can take over. 0.99

01:18:59.000 Because that's what this is really about.

01:19:00.000 Again, their power is waning.

01:19:02.000 I want to point out the they is a little different in this situation. 1.00

01:19:06.000 Because usually it's about left handed people, but this is 100% about women. 1.00

01:19:11.000 Don't get to the point where they're trying to ruin Rainbow Six Siege. 1.00

01:19:14.000 It's the last stand.

01:19:16.000 It really is.

01:19:17.000 Rainbow Six Siege is the last stand.

01:19:18.000 The men aren't going out of this anymore.

01:19:20.000 They're all playing Rainbow Six Siege, so we've got to ruin that game with all this stuff.

01:19:23.000 Well, I guess.

01:19:24.000 Dogma in Neon Genesis Evangelion.

01:19:26.000 They have to destroy the last stronghold of men.

01:19:31.000 Yeah, it's 100%.

01:19:32.000 I'm telling you, people think I'm joking.

01:19:34.000 Gaming is the last bastion of the white male.

01:19:36.000 That's all we have left. 1.00

01:19:37.000 It's not homosexuality. 1.00

01:19:39.000 No, no, God. 1.00

01:19:47.000 Yeah, they don't.

01:19:48.000 People think it's a joke or it's a meme or I'm just kidding around here and I'm like, no, I'm not.

01:19:53.000 This is all we have left.

01:19:54.000 This isn't a game.

01:19:55.000 Gaming is not a game.

01:19:56.000 Okay?

01:19:57.000 That's right. 1.00

01:19:58.000 And that's why we have to get women out. 1.00

01:20:00.000 We have to get women out of the game. 1.00

01:20:01.000 We can't let them in. 1.00

01:20:03.000 It's not a joke.

01:20:05.000 I'm not fooling around here, folks.

01:20:07.000 This isn't funny haha laugh time.

01:20:09.000 This is go time.

01:20:11.000 They're trying to take siege away from us, and I'm not standing for it.

01:20:18.000 Gamergate was just a training ground for this.

01:20:20.000 Yeah, well, Gamergate's back in the news, isn't it?

01:20:24.000 Oh, yeah, Gamergate's back in the news because apparently.

01:20:31.000 There was this guy and this girl that work for the people that make this MMO called Guild Wars 2, which is like old and it's not good. 0.94

01:20:37.000 No one gives a fuck about it.

01:20:38.000 Like, I didn't even realize it was still a thing. 0.97

01:20:41.000 Yeah.

01:20:41.000 But, yeah, people that worked for it, I guess they're like community managers or something, because of course they are.

01:20:49.000 Like, who fucking eats like a community? 0.92

01:20:51.000 Like, honestly, what does a community manager do? 1.00

01:20:53.000 They fucking tweet. 0.99

01:20:54.000 Like, wow, your job's so hard, sweetie. 1.00

01:20:58.000 God. 1.00

01:20:59.000 And that's why women all do those jobs. 1.00

01:21:02.000 The Weekly Sweats community managers. 1.00

01:21:04.000 Paul Town, by the way.

01:21:06.000 So I can't get fired.

01:21:11.000 You're invaluable.

01:21:12.000 You're priceless.

01:21:13.000 Yeah, that's right.

01:21:14.000 I am.

01:21:16.000 But yeah, so they were apparently these two people, a guy and a girl, were making fun of like a streamer or something. 0.91

01:21:23.000 They were talking shit about the streamer on social media. 0.90

01:21:26.000 And so people informed their employer that they were doing so and they got fired. 0.99

01:21:33.000 And now all these leftists.

01:21:36.000 And I mean, by leftists, I mean like game journalists.

01:21:39.000 Like, literally, like, worse than that.

01:21:41.000 Like, if there's a group of people that I hate more than actual journalists, it's game journalists. 1.00

01:21:45.000 They are literally the scum of the earth. 1.00

01:21:47.000 Like, they're the worst fucking people. 1.00

01:21:49.000 I mean, because they're, like, just as dumb, but even more useless. 1.00

01:21:53.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

01:21:55.000 But surprisingly, even more of an inflated sense of self. 0.98

01:21:59.000 Like, these people think that they are just gods among men, and it's like, man, you play video games for a living, and even you fucking hate that. 0.86

01:22:06.000 You don't even like doing that.

01:22:09.000 But, uh, so all these, like, game journalists and shit are talking about now how Gamergate's back and they're harassing women out of gaming, uh, out of gaming, like, game development jobs and stuff like that, which is, like, which is the whole thing's funny because, like, a guy got fired, too. 0.51

01:22:24.000 Uh, but they're just focusing on the female getting fired. 0.86

01:22:27.000 Um, and now people are writing, like, think pieces about this is the legacy of Total Biscuit, which, like, Total Biscuit sucked.

01:22:34.000 Uh, nobody liked that guy.

01:22:36.000 Uh, I'm not gonna say I'm glad he's dead, but I'm glad I don't have to listen to him anymore.

01:22:39.000 I'm just saying that. 0.87

01:22:44.000 Um, But, I mean, apparently, now this is the white pill, folks. 0.55

01:22:50.000 This is the white, the fashy white pill for you guys, is that apparently gamers are now doing that same thing of reporting women game developers to their employers for shitty things that they're saying online, which we need to continue to do.

01:23:04.000 And what's really funny now is the narrative is kind of shifting because all these people are mad that, like, the stance that they're taking isn't necessarily that, like, oh, this woman's getting harassed. 0.88

01:23:14.000 It's like, this woman got. 0.99

01:23:15.000 Fired for just speaking her mind on social media, and it's like, man, you've been doing that shit to us for three years. 0.96

01:23:22.000 Like, you are the ones that set this precedent that this is an acceptable thing to do, and now you've gotten into a situation where, like, an employer didn't really know better and they went ahead and did it, which is really like every situation, right? 0.98

01:23:37.000 Like, pretty much.

01:23:38.000 I mean, like, I understand why Mike Enoch got fired because, you know. 0.99

01:23:41.000 He's fat. 0.99

01:23:42.000 And he, like, he would literally, like, he ran a show called The Daily Show, and talk about, like, Killing Jews and black people and stuff. 0.99

01:23:48.000 So, like, kind of get that one. 0.98

01:23:51.000 But, you know, they've set this precedent now to where, like, if you say the N word, you know, on a Twitter account, like, you deserve to have your life ruined over it.

01:24:01.000 And now they're, like, they're kind of starting to reap what they've sown and they don't like it.

01:24:04.000 And they're, like, it's just, like, a hilarious double standard to me to watch these people, like, the mental gymnastics that they're trying to, like, play in their own heads of, like, well, it's okay if it's a Nazi.

01:24:16.000 But what is actually a Nazi?

01:24:17.000 Well, it's anybody that doesn't disagree with me.

01:24:19.000 Like that sort of mentality now.

01:24:21.000 I was trying to run through their head and I'm just loving it. 0.75

01:24:24.000 So basically, what we need to do as gamers is continue to harass women out of the game industry and continue to hold these people up to their own double standard.

01:24:32.000 I'm all for it. 1.00

01:24:33.000 Fuck them. 1.00

01:24:34.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:24:35.000 Crisper was doing that this week before.

01:24:37.000 I tried to go through his timeline because usually he has all the points we want to talk about.

01:24:43.000 But as funny as typing out a six letter word is with your friends, you guys are all really good.

01:24:52.000 At it. 0.99

01:24:53.000 But I'm tired of fucking going on my timeline, and it looks like the fucking. 0.99

01:25:00.000 You guys are playing Wheel of Fortune. 0.99

01:25:02.000 Okay?

01:25:04.000 That's all I'm saying.

01:25:05.000 I'm not going to say which word, but if you were trying to spell a spice, it would be ginger.

01:25:13.000 If you were going to say, where would you not travel to on a vacation?

01:25:19.000 Niger.

01:25:21.000 We get it.

01:25:23.000 Yeah, this thing's really starting to get a little out of hand.

01:25:26.000 Don't get me wrong. 0.99

01:25:28.000 I love the N word. 1.00

01:25:31.000 I say it at least 20 times a day, and I'm not exaggerating.

01:25:34.000 Literally, I went before the show.

01:25:36.000 Funny story.

01:25:37.000 I went up to this local burger place, and they have the shittiest parking lot.

01:25:44.000 It's a really popular place.

01:25:45.000 It's really popular.

01:25:47.000 Sometimes you're stuck on the street, and you can't pull in because there's so many people.

01:25:52.000 I was looking, and then there were huge gaps. 0.99

01:25:54.000 I was like, these motherfuckers could pull up, and they weren't. 0.99

01:25:57.000 To let me in. 0.99

01:25:58.000 And I had cars hawking at me because I'm stopped in the street.

01:26:01.000 So I had my windows down because I don't like using the AC.

01:26:04.000 I like to have the windows down and I like to feel the breeze.

01:26:08.000 I've got a nice sunroof too, so it's a nice ventilation.

01:26:11.000 It feels nice.

01:26:12.000 And it also allows me to do things like I did they, where I screamed out the N word at the people that were holding up the thing. 1.00

01:26:21.000 And I looked, as soon as I said it, I looked, and it was a whole family of black people that I screamed it at. 1.00

01:26:30.000 Did I feel a little bad? 1.00

01:26:33.000 Because they should have pulled up.

01:26:33.000 No.

01:26:36.000 I'm staying by that.

01:26:37.000 Basically, at home. 1.00

01:26:40.000 If you're behind the wheel of a car, you're black. 1.00

01:26:44.000 You're a slave. 1.00

01:26:45.000 Yeah, you. 0.99

01:26:46.000 To tech.

01:26:49.000 This was actually in DOS Capital Chapter 4.

01:26:52.000 But if you are behind technology, such as a car, an automobile, you instantly become a slave to capital.

01:27:01.000 That's what Ted Savinsky's whole manifesto is about.

01:27:03.000 Yeah, you're right to say the N word, right while you're driving.

01:27:07.000 When you get your driver's license and they don't.

01:27:09.000 They don't actually tell you this because they don't want you to use it, but on the back and fine print, it actually gives you the N word pass.

01:27:14.000 Yeah.

01:27:15.000 Like, your driver's license is your N word pass. 0.98

01:27:18.000 So, at home, I'll maybe only use it when I'm playing a game and I have a heated gamer moment, you know. 0.93

01:27:22.000 But behind the wheel, I'm letting the hard R fly like an American flag on the 4th of July. 0.71

01:27:30.000 I'm just N word this, N word that. 1.00

01:27:32.000 Get out of my way, you stupid N word. 1.00

01:27:35.000 Oh, you stupid N word driver. 1.00

01:27:38.000 I'm so tired of these N words. 1.00

01:27:40.000 I wish these N words would get jobs. 1.00

01:27:47.000 I was waiting for it. 0.99

01:27:52.000 I'm not saying that black people don't work.

01:27:53.000 I'm just saying that the specific drivers. 0.74

01:27:56.000 All I'm saying is it's weird that 11% of the drivers commit 55% of the homicides, okay?

01:28:06.000 All I'm saying is.

01:28:07.000 The power of driving, okay?

01:28:11.000 Read it.

01:28:12.000 All I'm saying is that I'm tired of.

01:28:15.000 Commuting on my way home, and I have to deal with a huge line behind a KFC.

01:28:20.000 Yeah, you know what I mean?

01:28:23.000 Yeah.

01:28:23.000 It just pisses me off when, you know, when I was driving to work, I used to see a nice line of single filed white cars, and now I have to see these tan cars, these tan mystery cars, these big black SUVs.

01:28:42.000 It's just gross.

01:28:43.000 You know what I mean?

01:28:44.000 I'm tired of seeing all these, like, black Nissan Ultimas.

01:28:48.000 On the road.

01:28:49.000 I'm just tired of it.

01:28:50.000 I'm tired of seeing it.

01:28:51.000 Like, look, it's just, it's not aesthetic looking.

01:28:54.000 You know, I'm not really into black cars that much.

01:28:58.000 No.

01:28:58.000 Yeah.

01:28:58.000 I would never.

01:28:59.000 It's like they see the stop sign and they don't know what it says.

01:29:02.000 They just drive right through.

01:29:03.000 I don't get it.

01:29:04.000 Like, I'm just saying, I would never buy a black car.

01:29:07.000 You know what I mean?

01:29:08.000 Like, you know what?

01:29:10.000 I wouldn't.

01:29:10.000 You know what?

01:29:11.000 Honestly, I wouldn't even ride in one.

01:29:12.000 Yeah.

01:29:13.000 You know, because, like, the thing is with the black car, too, is, like, it gets hot and tracks the sun.

01:29:20.000 Yeah.

01:29:21.000 And to be quite honest, I don't.

01:29:24.000 They're loud, too.

01:29:25.000 They're so loud.

01:29:27.000 They're always listening to their obnoxious music.

01:29:29.000 You know, it's always.

01:29:33.000 They're slow.

01:29:35.000 They meander in the lanes, too.

01:29:37.000 They can't really pick away, and you try and get past them, and it's just like, yeah, it's not worth it.

01:29:43.000 You know?

01:29:44.000 In the country that my parents and grandparents built, they didn't have to worry about black cars as much.

01:29:52.000 They could drive through Chicago streets or Detroit streets with no problem.

01:29:56.000 But now you have to take alternate routes.

01:29:59.000 Yeah, and you know what it is, too?

01:30:00.000 It's like when you're driving through a bad neighborhood and you see all these black cars, it's like, come on, guys, for real.

01:30:09.000 I don't know.

01:30:11.000 I just don't get it.

01:30:12.000 I don't understand.

01:30:14.000 And the thing is, too, with these black cars, you never see them in the morning times.

01:30:17.000 They always sleep in until noon.

01:30:21.000 Right when you're going on your lunch break, they're always hassling you.

01:30:26.000 You have to pay the black car tax, basically.

01:30:29.000 Yeah.

01:30:30.000 Somebody in the chat raised a great point. 0.74

01:30:33.000 These black, you know, you never see a white car stealing parking spots. 0.97

01:30:37.000 Black cars? 0.96

01:30:38.000 You've never seen a white car steal a bicycle. 0.72

01:30:45.000 And you know what?

01:30:51.000 And you know what?

01:30:52.000 Quite honestly, as a white Chevy owner, I'm tired of getting told that I can't say Nissan.

01:30:59.000 You know?

01:31:01.000 Like, I'm supposed to say N word when I call it, I'm not talking about an Altima.

01:31:05.000 You know?

01:31:07.000 No, it's a Nissan, okay?

01:31:09.000 I'm gonna say it, and you're not gonna fire me from my job for saying Nissan Altima.

01:31:14.000 I'm just.

01:31:14.000 no.

01:31:15.000 Where, what's that?

01:31:16.000 Where?

01:31:18.000 Oh my god. 1.00

01:31:28.000 These goddamn Nissans, I'm just fucking sick of them! 1.00

01:31:34.000 I'm sick and tired of them! 1.00

01:31:36.000 Ugh.

01:31:37.000 Oh, we lost Paul.

01:31:40.000 Well, did we?

01:31:43.000 You know what?

01:31:44.000 You guys want to spell other words?

01:31:45.000 I want to see you guys spell Nissan in the chat right now.

01:31:49.000 Let's go ahead and name them.

01:31:56.000 I'm sick of it. 1.00

01:31:57.000 I'm sick of all these goddamn black cars. 1.00

01:31:57.000 I'm sick of it. 1.00

01:32:03.000 You know what's funny, too?

01:32:06.000 And this is just a correlation that I've seen.

01:32:08.000 I've never seen a white car in GTA Online.

01:32:12.000 No.

01:32:12.000 It's always black cars.

01:32:15.000 You know, I don't know what it is about that game in black cars.

01:32:18.000 Yeah.

01:32:19.000 It's.

01:32:20.000 I don't know.

01:32:20.000 That and NBA 2K.

01:32:22.000 Black cars love basketball.

01:32:25.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:32:26.000 Black cars love fried chicken and basketball. 0.84

01:32:29.000 And watermelon. 0.89

01:32:31.000 I don't know what it is. 0.56

01:32:32.000 Yeah, I don't know how black cars love watermelon.

01:32:34.000 They just can't get enough.

01:32:36.000 Yeah.

01:32:36.000 I don't know.

01:32:37.000 I don't get it.

01:32:38.000 I don't understand it. 0.93

01:32:40.000 Hey, why don't black cars like aspirin?

01:32:44.000 Because it's white, it works, and you have to pick a little cotton to get to it.

01:32:58.000 Never say we never gave you anything. 0.53

01:33:00.000 And you know what the thing is, too? 0.99

01:33:01.000 The thing is, too, is that if you ever see a white person in a black car, it's always like some overweight, fat white woman. 1.00

01:33:09.000 Yeah, and she, you know, black eyes. 1.00

01:33:16.000 Probably a problem with the seat belts, and she's always slamming her head against the dashboard because they break too hard. 1.00

01:33:22.000 They're not good drivers. 0.84

01:33:23.000 Yeah.

01:33:24.000 And if you look in the baby seats too, it's kind of hard to distinguish what exactly you're looking at.

01:33:30.000 Well, here's the thing though black cars don't have a good history of having baby seats in them.

01:33:36.000 They typically don't tend to keep the kid around.

01:33:39.000 They're always usually driving to the liquor store or the club instead of to Toys R Us or Babies R Us or whatever.

01:33:45.000 Yeah.

01:33:46.000 Just not a good track record of black cars sticking around and being good fathers. 1.00

01:33:51.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:33:52.000 I don't know.

01:33:53.000 I don't get it.

01:33:55.000 So, Nick, how are you doing?

01:34:04.000 I can't let you talk about my people, though.

01:34:08.000 Very inappropriate. 0.88

01:34:11.000 I can't be in the background laughing like a hyena, giggling like a little girl at your horrible optical jokes. 0.82

01:34:19.000 It's not a joke.

01:34:22.000 We're just making observations here.

01:34:25.000 I mean, you know, if you want us to be fair, which, of course, when people think that we Sweat, they think fair.

01:34:31.000 Like, if we look at, like, you know, the tan or the brown cars, and you know, they play like they go down and they play the cucaracha and stuff, and they're always hanging out at Taco Bell all the time, bouncing around, just trying to see the black cars.

01:34:46.000 They're generally better than basketball, better at basketball. 1.00

01:34:51.000 Yeah, I just think we need to deport all these foreign made cars. 1.00

01:34:55.000 If you get too many colors of cars in one place, you know, that's how you get a race. 1.00

01:35:04.000 Listen, I've seen the Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift, and clearly the clash of cultures between cars doesn't lead to good things.

01:35:15.000 I'm just saying.

01:35:17.000 Now, I will say the drifting in that movie was badass. 0.99

01:35:19.000 It was such a fucking good movie. 0.98

01:35:21.000 I know. 0.99

01:35:22.000 It was A. Which is why, really, the Japanese cars are our allies. 0.97

01:35:28.000 I mean, they're really well made. 0.92

01:35:30.000 Let's not be, you know.

01:35:33.000 I like a lot of their products.

01:35:36.000 The Japanese cars also bring us anime and video games, so that's based.

01:35:41.000 What's going to happen, too, about the Japanese cars is they kind of keep the best for themselves, too.

01:35:48.000 You know how hard it is to get a Nissan Skyline here?

01:35:51.000 Oh, man, that's tough.

01:35:54.000 You see these Nissan Roadsters, excuse the hard R, they're littered all over the inner cities around public schools, bad quarters.

01:36:03.000 You know, you see five Nissan Roadsters on the corner of a street, you start taking a different way to work.

01:36:11.000 That's all I'm saying.

01:36:13.000 When I save enough money, I want to go to Japan myself and actually test drive a bunch of Japanese cars.

01:36:19.000 I mean, that's a lot of the really small model.

01:36:22.000 Yeah, I mean, that's the thing the Japanese cars are a lot sleeker and sexier. 0.99

01:36:29.000 You know, there's not like a bunch. 0.99

01:36:31.000 Yeah, there's not like, you know, with the white car, there's a lot of kick.

01:36:35.000 Back a lot of the times, you slam the gas pedal hard and nothing happens.

01:36:39.000 Yeah, and it refuses to go.

01:36:40.000 But with the Japanese car, you can slam as hard as you want, and it won't complain.

01:36:46.000 I mean, you know, the thing is, those Japanese cars are very reliable, and almost, I would say, I don't know if this would really apply, but a very like traditional kind of car.

01:36:58.000 You know, they don't just let anybody drive a Japanese car.

01:37:03.000 You know, you kind of have to be a part of a certain culture in order to be able to drive one of these things.

01:37:07.000 I kind of want to go to the Philippines.

01:37:09.000 I heard Mike Cernovich did something like this.

01:37:13.000 You know, they have kind of like this unregulated car market there.

01:37:16.000 They have a lot of Trans Am's.

01:37:17.000 Yeah.

01:37:20.000 You see, Cernovich, the thing with Cernovich is that he likes to drive a stick, if you know what I mean.

01:37:30.000 He thought he was driving an automatic, but he was driving a manual.

01:37:34.000 He says you get a lot more power with the manual.

01:37:38.000 Yeah, he does.

01:37:39.000 And he was talking about, like, I think he was talking about the transmission fluid.

01:37:42.000 It had, like, a salty, chemically taste.

01:37:44.000 I don't know why.

01:37:45.000 He did, like, I guess he was trying to test and see if it was oil or transmission fluid.

01:37:49.000 So he, like, tested it.

01:37:50.000 He's like, this is a salty, chemically taste.

01:37:53.000 And, uh, so.

01:37:56.000 Loves to feel the power of the stick shift.

01:37:59.000 Yeah.

01:38:05.000 Hey, fellas, I got to take off.

01:38:05.000 I don't know.

01:38:07.000 I got to join my gamer friend.

01:38:09.000 Okay.

01:38:10.000 We can communicate in game.

01:38:12.000 That's fine.

01:38:14.000 We told people we were going to take calls, and at this rate, we're definitely just lying to our fans again.

01:38:19.000 One more thing.

01:38:20.000 Yeah.

01:38:20.000 All right.

01:38:23.000 That was HH Goyams signing out.

01:38:27.000 Hulk Hogan, brother.

01:38:28.000 Goyams signing out.

01:38:29.000 Good night, Goyams.

01:38:30.000 Take it easy.

01:38:31.000 See you, Nick.

01:38:32.000 See ya.

01:38:33.000 See you later.

01:38:34.000 See, jokes on him because I kicked him out.

01:38:36.000 He's not coming back. 1.00

01:38:37.000 Fuck that dude. 1.00

01:38:40.000 I'm kidding. 1.00

01:38:41.000 Do we want to take some callers?

01:38:42.000 Paul Town, rejoin the. 1.00

01:38:43.000 Oh, wait, your voice doesn't work in the fucking. 1.00

01:38:43.000 Can you. 1.00

01:38:45.000 Well, you can at least listen.

01:38:46.000 You can at least listen. 1.00

01:38:47.000 You don't have to talk to the fucking morons. 1.00

01:38:49.000 I'm going to go pissed. 1.00

01:38:50.000 I'll join with my phone and I'll just mute myself.

01:38:56.000 I'm going to bring it in.

01:38:57.000 Yeah.

01:38:58.000 Alright, we're going to.

01:38:59.000 We'll take some callers here.

01:39:01.000 I don't know who was waiting first because I haven't really been paying attention.

01:39:03.000 So I'm just going to start at the top.

01:39:05.000 We're going to bring in Alex here.

01:39:07.000 Sean's not here, so who cares?

01:39:10.000 Uh, what's going on, Alex?

01:39:12.000 You're on the air live with the weekly sweat.

01:39:18.000 Hell yeah!

01:39:34.000 Let's do this for 40 minutes.

01:39:36.000 I'm just gonna let him go.

01:39:37.000 He's nice background music.

01:39:38.000 Oh, he left.

01:39:41.000 He couldn't handle it.

01:39:42.000 Nah, he couldn't handle it.

01:39:43.000 The pressure got to him.

01:39:43.000 He couldn't handle the hot seat.

01:39:45.000 Yeah.

01:39:46.000 Alright. 1.00

01:39:50.000 Next, we've got, let's see here Anomi.

01:39:55.000 What's going on, Anomi? 0.99

01:39:56.000 You are live on the motherfucking weekly sweat. 0.99

01:40:01.000 Hello. 0.99

01:40:05.000 Hello.

01:40:09.000 Bunch of high IQ people here. 0.97

01:40:10.000 Yeah, alright, kicking them out.

01:40:12.000 Let's bring in Beardson Beardley 2.

01:40:17.000 What's going on, Beardson Beardley 2?

01:40:18.000 This is a safe guy!

01:40:33.000 I'm bored with it.

01:40:35.000 I see Brad Platina in there.

01:40:37.000 Not bringing him in.

01:40:38.000 Sorry. 1.00

01:40:39.000 We're going to bring in, see if he picks it up, Black Ice.

01:40:45.000 But he is muted and deaf, so not sure.

01:40:52.000 Yeah, he's not talking. 1.00

01:40:53.000 We'll kick him out. 1.00

01:40:55.000 C Dub's also deaf. 1.00

01:40:56.000 Let's bring in Futter. 1.00

01:40:58.000 Do I?

01:40:58.000 No, no, no.

01:40:59.000 You know me.

01:41:00.000 Okay.

01:41:00.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:41:01.000 What's going on?

01:41:03.000 You know me.

01:41:04.000 You're live on the Weekly Sweat.

01:41:05.000 How's it going, pal?

01:41:08.000 Good, how are you?

01:41:10.000 Doing good.

01:41:12.000 I'm doing great.

01:41:13.000 I'm here.

01:41:16.000 That's what, well, sort of.

01:41:19.000 Yeah, I'm not mentally.

01:41:20.000 Amen.

01:41:21.000 I'm live here with the Gringo Supreme.

01:41:25.000 Hey, hey, you remember me, bro?

01:41:28.000 Yes.

01:41:29.000 You said my Twitter was really bad once.

01:41:33.000 That was like the highlight of my Twitter career.

01:41:36.000 I thought it was coming out of sandwich.

01:41:39.000 No, that was, you know me.

01:41:42.000 I'm Gringo. 0.96

01:41:43.000 All right, kick this guy. 0.97

01:41:43.000 Oh, wow. 0.97

01:41:45.000 He's a fucking fraud. 1.00

01:41:47.000 Okay. 1.00

01:41:49.000 All right, we're going to go back to the alphabetical here.

01:41:54.000 I'll bring in this Futter guy. 0.99

01:41:57.000 Oh, you want to do an Anomi? 0.98

01:41:59.000 Anomi.

01:42:00.000 I tried him.

01:42:02.000 He didn't respond.

01:42:03.000 Let's see. 1.00

01:42:04.000 Hey, Australian, are you here? 1.00

01:42:08.000 Yeah, he's not there. 0.99

01:42:09.000 Hey, dude, what's up?

01:42:11.000 Hey, how's it going, man?

01:42:14.000 Hey, yeah, sorry.

01:42:17.000 The, yeah, like I had all these tabs open, there was a delay, and I was half asleep, so yeah.

01:42:23.000 Yeah.

01:42:25.000 How is it being upside down all the time in Australia?

01:42:28.000 I bet you never heard that one before.

01:42:32.000 Yeah, that's true, dude.

01:42:38.000 I just wanted to talk a bit about Ralph blocking me on Twitter.

01:42:43.000 Oh, he actually blocked you.

01:42:44.000 All right.

01:42:45.000 Because he always brags about how he doesn't, like, moderate his chat or anything.

01:42:45.000 Yeah.

01:42:50.000 He says, like, you know, I can take it all.

01:42:54.000 I just let it free reign, except doxing and stuff.

01:42:57.000 But I know you don't dox people.

01:43:00.000 So.

01:43:01.000 Yeah.

01:43:01.000 So, what happened was, I think he was upset at me after I called in, even though my call was, like, very tame.

01:43:12.000 I mean, you mean to tell me that Ralph was upset because you probably said his show was bad?

01:43:20.000 Really weird.

01:43:21.000 Dude, I didn't even do that.

01:43:24.000 So, I guess he was upset after I pissed off his guest, his guest that brings in all the chance for him.

01:43:34.000 Yeah.

01:43:35.000 His cash cow, literally a cash cow.

01:43:40.000 But he got into it with you on Twitter.

01:43:45.000 Beardson.

01:43:47.000 And I think I replied to one of his tweets.

01:43:51.000 I was just defending you, I think.

01:43:54.000 I said, you know, if Beardson wasn't around, then why did Mike say that he didn't want you on at this time? 1.00

01:44:05.000 And then he replied to me, eat shit, Spurg. 1.00

01:44:09.000 You're not worth the time to pay attention to. 1.00

01:44:13.000 And yet here I am.

01:44:15.000 I don't know why.

01:44:15.000 He's like self-owning.

01:44:17.000 Well, he let you on his stream too, didn't he?

01:44:20.000 Yeah, he did.

01:44:21.000 So, like, yeah, you're not worth the time, but, like, he'll pull you on the stream, but not Beardson.

01:44:26.000 Yeah.

01:44:27.000 Which it's, I know, you know, this guy, you know, manlets, and I guess being one, I guess myself, get a lot of hate, but, you know, if you're 5'1, if you're 5'1, if you're 61 inches off the ground, if you're hardly able to get on fair ride.

01:44:45.000 He has that conversion ready right away.

01:44:48.000 It's not hard, Paul.

01:44:50.000 There's 12 inches and a foot, there's five feet, add one, you know, it's math here, okay? 0.79

01:44:56.000 It's PEMDAS, okay? 0.97

01:44:57.000 He's a skewer. 0.96

01:44:58.000 Please excuse my dear insight.

01:45:00.000 That's the massage training kicking in with all that math.

01:45:05.000 Yeah, you know, you got this guy.

01:45:07.000 He's 61 inches off the ground.

01:45:09.000 He can't get on most Ferris wheels.

01:45:11.000 He's never been to Cedar Point.

01:45:15.000 And he's, you know, it's not hard that he's self owning.

01:45:18.000 It seems pretty obvious with these types, you know. 0.91

01:45:22.000 And he's fat too, married a Dravidian. 0.78

01:45:26.000 I don't know. 0.85

01:45:27.000 It doesn't surprise me at this point, you know.

01:45:30.000 If I had known, if somebody had told me, The last time I was on the kill streamer or whatever, you know, Ralph, he's only 5'1.

01:45:40.000 I would have been like, okay, now it all makes sense.

01:45:42.000 Like, why he doesn't want to have good content or anything, why he doesn't make good decisions.

01:45:45.000 But now, I get it.

01:45:47.000 Well, I think what's funny, too, is, like, he keeps.

01:45:51.000 I guess, remember that Corrine chick or whatever?

01:45:54.000 Like, supposedly, like, he's helping send her to Compton, like, wearing gang colors.

01:46:00.000 He's going to live stream it.

01:46:01.000 Yeah.

01:46:02.000 With, like, a text-to-speech speaker, which is, like,. 0.60

01:46:06.000 So, like, so wait, wait, like, you're okay with, like, sending a girl to, like, nearly get murdered, basically.

01:46:13.000 Like, that's because that's essentially what the goal is, right?

01:46:15.000 For this girl to get hurt or murdered.

01:46:17.000 Which, like, I don't care. 0.96

01:46:18.000 I don't care.

01:46:18.000 I really don't.

01:46:19.000 I don't give a shit if she's stupid enough to do it. 1.00

01:46:21.000 Like, that's her prerogative. 1.00

01:46:23.000 But, like, if he's okay with that, but, like, me calling Mike Enoch a Jew, which is what he assumed, I guess, what I was going to do, is too controversial for his stream, that's a weird standard to take, my guy.

01:46:34.000 Yeah.

01:46:35.000 The thing is, is that firstly, you weren't going to do that.

01:46:39.000 And secondly, I was the first caller he dragged in. 1.00

01:46:42.000 And that's only because Mike was begging Ralph to drag one of these pussies from the chat in. 1.00

01:46:49.000 So I just tweeted at Ralph, yo, I'll talk to Mike about the Jew thing. 1.00

01:46:53.000 Drag me in. 1.00

01:46:54.000 And so he did.

01:46:55.000 And so the moment he, I mean, I guess he got what he wanted and he just lost it at me. 0.98

01:47:01.000 And I tried, you know, pretty hard, unfortunately, to keep things polite, but he just fucking lost it instantly.

01:47:10.000 And then after all that happened, and I tweeted at him on Twitter, and then you guys deleted your tweets.

01:47:18.000 I screenshotted the funny tweets he sent at me, not at you, just at me.

01:47:24.000 And I said, Wow, Ralph deleted these tweets.

01:47:29.000 And also, he soft blocked me.

01:47:31.000 He blocked me and unblocked me, so I wasn't following him anymore.

01:47:35.000 And then I posted that tweet.

01:47:38.000 And then after he saw that, he goes, Okay, cool.

01:47:41.000 Now I'm just going to straight up block you, Lamel. 0.99

01:47:44.000 So, uh, I went on his stream, um, like yesterday in the chat, like, just the chat, um, and I just said a few things, like, you know, Ralph blocked me because he's a pussy, blah, blah, blah. 0.94

01:47:57.000 And I should you not, while the other guys were chatting and running the show or whatever, all you could hear was Ralph, like, angrily click clacking his mechanical keyboard. 0.97

01:48:07.000 He was, like, fucking typing paragraphs to me in chat. 0.98

01:48:11.000 He was really fucking mad at me. 0.99

01:48:12.000 I don't know. 0.98

01:48:13.000 I don't know what.

01:48:14.000 Yeah.

01:48:15.000 Wow.

01:48:16.000 Sounds like it might be unstable enough.

01:48:18.000 Very, very open to abusive tactics.

01:48:23.000 Don't abuse that, people.

01:48:25.000 Never, never, ever recommend people to do that.

01:48:28.000 But I can't control you guys.

01:48:31.000 Definitely do not go in his chat and call him short and insult his wife.

01:48:38.000 No, not 61 inches.

01:48:42.000 Nothing like that. 0.99

01:48:43.000 Well, 62 if he has penis, apparently. 0.99

01:48:50.000 He's probably wider than he is tall, honestly. 0.99

01:48:54.000 You gotta think of that.

01:48:56.000 And, you know, I do want to think, like, because I was thinking of this, like, you know, we're definitely never allowed on after tonight, which is cool.

01:49:02.000 Don't really care.

01:49:03.000 Yeah.

01:49:04.000 We get nothing out of it. 1.00

01:49:05.000 I mean, I do know the way to get to him because he loves to suck Medicare's dick. 1.00

01:49:14.000 So we're going to just have to get through him through Jim. 1.00

01:49:18.000 Jim will do it.

01:49:19.000 Yeah, Jim will definitely do it.

01:49:21.000 So this owns.

01:49:23.000 Man, it feels good to be an irony, bro.

01:49:26.000 I cannot imagine not.

01:49:30.000 Just one other thing.

01:49:33.000 After Mike demanded that I get kicked out of the call because I tried to get a word in, Mike accused me of being a Jew with an agenda.

01:49:45.000 All right.

01:49:47.000 I know what I'm doing tomorrow.

01:49:48.000 I'm going to edit the interview.

01:49:51.000 Well, not the interview, but the Skype session of him agreeing to a debate, and I'll upload that.

01:49:58.000 And it'll be fun.

01:50:00.000 Now's the time, I think.

01:50:01.000 Do it.

01:50:03.000 All right.

01:50:05.000 Thanks, guys.

01:50:06.000 Thank you, buddy.

01:50:07.000 Thank you for your service.

01:50:08.000 I told C Dub he could come in next.

01:50:10.000 Yeah, we'll bring him in.

01:50:13.000 What's going on, C Dub? 1.00

01:50:15.000 You're live. 0.98

01:50:16.000 What's up, guys?

01:50:17.000 Thanks for putting me ahead of the queue, Sean.

01:50:20.000 Appreciate it.

01:50:21.000 Well, you're actually the next person alphabetically, so. 1.00

01:50:24.000 It worked out anyway, so I didn't have to beg like a little bitch. 1.00

01:50:27.000 Don't act like a flout there. 0.99

01:50:31.000 He legitimately did have a good reason, so.

01:50:33.000 All right.

01:50:34.000 I gotta do the rosary before midnight, guys, but we'll skip that.

01:50:38.000 So it's funny, I was playing some Need for Speed Underground while you guys were talking, and then all of a sudden you guys talk about various vehicles.

01:50:47.000 What's going on?

01:50:50.000 Well, I mean, you notice some coincidences here and there.

01:50:55.000 I don't know.

01:50:56.000 I'm like cursed by you guys, I swear.

01:51:00.000 Like, me very specifically, I feel like I feel targeted.

01:51:04.000 Like, it's a personal attack.

01:51:06.000 Targeted individual.

01:51:06.000 This show is actually just about you.

01:51:10.000 Got any fortunes for me this week, Beardson?

01:51:13.000 Last time he gave me some, I saw Rue Dick, so, you know.

01:51:17.000 Basically, honestly, I feel like the rest of the month up until the moon, it's going to be cool.

01:51:24.000 It's going to be easy.

01:51:26.000 Even today, Friday the 13th, like today was not that bad of a day.

01:51:30.000 And now we're giving you a great sweat with literally the most minimal amount of effort.

01:51:36.000 And it's been great so far.

01:51:38.000 And not only that, my birthday is next week, so.

01:51:41.000 Hey, mine is new.

01:51:42.000 Yours doesn't matter. 1.00

01:51:43.000 But when the moon hits and after, you guys are so fucked. 1.00

01:51:50.000 It's not even funny. 0.99

01:51:54.000 Yeah, but here's the thing, Beardson.

01:51:56.000 When I have my birthday, I'm not going to be a 30 year old boomer, and you are.

01:52:00.000 Oh, is that right? 0.94

01:52:05.000 So here's the thing, C Dub.

01:52:07.000 Next week, when I have my birthday, I'll still be running the hottest live stream on the internet, and you won't.

01:52:13.000 See, tell the irony, bro, he's a 30 year old boomer and watch how he recoils.

01:52:18.000 I know.

01:52:19.000 That's simply savage.

01:52:19.000 Here's the thing.

01:52:23.000 Oh, hey, Paul, you want to get paid?

01:52:28.000 Sun cost fallacy.

01:52:29.000 No, here's the thing. 0.96

01:52:31.000 I'm actually really cool with turning 30 because the thing is, I'm still younger than all of these alt right retards that are afraid of me. 1.00

01:52:39.000 So it's like, it's totally okay. 0.96

01:52:42.000 30 is like the content creator prime still.

01:52:45.000 Like, I feel like between 24 and 35 is like vacation time, and they all pass that.

01:52:51.000 Yeah, like the thing is with 30 is like physically.

01:52:54.000 I feel like I'm 60 years old, but mentally I still feel 14.

01:52:58.000 So I'm in that nice sweet spot of content creation where I'm too lazy to go do anything because my body hurts.

01:53:05.000 And then I'm too immature to work on building my life up.

01:53:10.000 So I just make content.

01:53:11.000 You just got enough motivation and energy to get top 50 in Mario Tennis.

01:53:16.000 Which is respectable.

01:53:16.000 Yeah.

01:53:19.000 The Nintendo Switch, they have a very limited suite of games.

01:53:24.000 Are they ever going to fix that?

01:53:26.000 They just did today with Octopath Traveler. 0.99

01:53:28.000 It fucking rules. 0.95

01:53:30.000 I got the demo, and I've been playing that because you can move your save over, right? 0.98

01:53:34.000 Yeah, yeah, it transfers over. 0.98

01:53:35.000 Yeah, I'm just going to do that, and then as soon as someone, like some idiot that bought the game on release, thinks he'd play it and then sells it to you, I'm just going to cop that, probably. 0.90

01:53:45.000 Yeah, I imagine it's going to get traded in pretty fast. 0.99

01:53:47.000 It's kind of a big brain game.

01:53:49.000 I imagine a lot of people are going to. 0.99

01:53:51.000 It fucking looks amazing. 1.00

01:53:52.000 Like, that's like the shit that I want. 0.99

01:53:55.000 But I don't have a Switch. 1.00

01:53:58.000 If any of the ladies watching. 0.95

01:54:01.000 Streamlabs.com slash Beards and Beardly for the Nintendo Switch Fund for Sean.

01:54:07.000 Yeah, actually, so a buddy of mine from Texas was telling me that some of the local ICE authorities down there, in order to get people to report illegal immigrants more, if you report a tip that leads to a good find, they will actually give you a Nintendo Switch, and they're actually calling it Stitches Get Switches.

01:54:07.000 If you want to help out.

01:54:31.000 Wow.

01:54:32.000 Okay.

01:54:34.000 Definitely Ice is our guy.

01:54:37.000 Our guys.

01:54:39.000 The funny thing is, I'm probably going to be moving soon, and I was looking to move to Texas.

01:54:42.000 So this seems like a sign, almost.

01:54:47.000 So.

01:54:48.000 Yeah.

01:54:49.000 That might need to be verified.

01:54:52.000 But.

01:54:55.000 Have fun.

01:54:57.000 Thank you.

01:54:57.000 IRL gaming to me.

01:55:00.000 Hell yeah.

01:55:00.000 And then once Sean gets a Switch, I can destroy him in Mario Tennis.

01:55:04.000 Man, I'm going to embarrass you.

01:55:06.000 Yeah.

01:55:08.000 No, it's funny. 1.00

01:55:08.000 I actually went up against the number one player in the world last night, and I almost beat his ass. 1.00

01:55:13.000 Almost. 0.99

01:55:14.000 Yeah.

01:55:15.000 Yeah.

01:55:16.000 Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.

01:55:18.000 Here's the thing it counts for my ego pretty well.

01:55:22.000 Like, the thing is with Mario Tennis is that it's a very competitive field, and that's because the demographic is normal people like me, and then there's children.

01:55:34.000 And then there's like the, like, not just neats, but like the turbo neats.

01:55:39.000 Yeah, dude.

01:55:40.000 Oh, man. 0.99

01:55:41.000 I fucking. 0.99

01:55:42.000 So on the RuneScape Discord, we have this dude who lives in the UK and he gets like government bennies. 1.00

01:55:48.000 And he like started playing like RuneScape like maybe at the end, like halfway through June.

01:55:54.000 And his stats are all higher than mine. 0.94

01:55:56.000 And he just fucking plays 14 hours a day. 0.95

01:55:58.000 And I'm beginning to think, what if I just quit my. 0.98

01:56:02.000 What if I get fired and start collecting unemployment again?

01:56:04.000 I'm really giving it some thoughts.

01:56:08.000 I think that's pretty based.

01:56:11.000 Yes.

01:56:13.000 Needs are the future.

01:56:14.000 Like, really, I've been thinking about it.

01:56:16.000 There's no reason to participate in society anymore, you know?

01:56:20.000 If you are a black Nissan Altimo owner and the government will just subsidize you for that, you don't have to take your car out of the garage or anything.

01:56:28.000 It'll just pay you.

01:56:29.000 Yeah.

01:56:30.000 Just get a paint job.

01:56:32.000 Why not?

01:56:33.000 There you go.

01:56:34.000 I mean, just maybe check the wrong box on the form.

01:56:37.000 I don't know.

01:56:38.000 Yeah.

01:56:40.000 Just get a schizophrenia diagnosis and get a disability.

01:56:47.000 Yeah.

01:56:48.000 The Nintendo Switch is only $300.

01:56:49.000 How do you get that?

01:56:53.000 Get a computer first.

01:56:55.000 Well, it's too much work.

01:56:56.000 I'm too high time preference.

01:57:00.000 What do you mean to say is, like, they won't let you get one?

01:57:03.000 Yeah, no, no.

01:57:03.000 I don't have a small enough package to even slip through.

01:57:08.000 Well, we all know you have a small package, Paul Town, but.

01:57:11.000 Oh.

01:57:12.000 Alright, well, I'm.

01:57:15.000 You guys move on to the next one.

01:57:18.000 You guys have a good night.

01:57:19.000 Alright, see you, buddy.

01:57:20.000 Happy birthday.

01:57:20.000 Have a good one.

01:57:21.000 All right, who do we want to bring in? 1.00

01:57:25.000 We want to bring in Naftali or something.

01:57:28.000 He's a Marine.

01:57:29.000 Oh, okay, cool.

01:57:31.000 Hey, what's going on, Naftali?

01:57:35.000 You're live on the air with the weekly sweat.

01:57:38.000 Okay, how's it going?

01:57:39.000 It's going well.

01:57:42.000 Yeah, I'm feeling a lot better, man.

01:57:44.000 I had one of the worst hangovers I've ever had this morning, so I'm feeling good now.

01:57:49.000 That's awesome.

01:57:50.000 Cool.

01:57:52.000 Yeah, I felt like I was going to die this morning, so yeah, things are looking up.

01:57:56.000 That's good.

01:58:00.000 What's on your mind?

01:58:03.000 Nothing, man.

01:58:04.000 I'm just kicking back.

01:58:05.000 He's a veteran.

01:58:06.000 Nothing.

01:58:09.000 Are you a veteran?

01:58:10.000 We're getting reports that you're a veteran.

01:58:13.000 And?

01:58:15.000 Exactly right.

01:58:21.000 What are you a veteran of?

01:58:24.000 Combat veteran, Iraq 03 04.

01:58:28.000 Oh.

01:58:31.000 Okay, yeah.

01:58:32.000 Thank you for your service.

01:58:34.000 No problem.

01:58:36.000 I don't have a chip on my shoulder.

01:58:37.000 I just, you know, it's who I am, man.

01:58:40.000 It changed me and made me who I am today.

01:58:42.000 A Camaro owner?

01:58:44.000 When did you tell your parents you were a Camaro?

01:58:47.000 Hell no.

01:58:48.000 Hell no.

01:58:48.000 Mustang all the way, man.

01:58:53.000 Camaras are ugly as fuck, man. 1.00

01:58:58.000 The new Mustangs are. 1.00

01:59:00.000 Cobras are badass.

01:59:01.000 Yeah, they're really cool.

01:59:14.000 What color is your Mustang, if I can ask?

01:59:16.000 No, you were asking me if I was a Camaro guy.

01:59:19.000 I said, no, I like Mustangs.

01:59:22.000 It's what I prefer.

01:59:23.000 Okay.

01:59:28.000 Alright.

01:59:32.000 So, how do you feel about our opinion on the troops?

01:59:39.000 Do you have any opinions?

01:59:42.000 We're not big fans.

01:59:44.000 No.

01:59:45.000 You know, I'm not a big fan now of how they are now.

01:59:52.000 The generation I was in when I was in the military was pretty much the last generation of the old army before they got pussified. 0.98

01:59:59.000 So, yeah, I kind of agree with you. 0.78

02:00:01.000 When I was in, it was a heck of a lot different. 0.99

02:00:04.000 One of my NCOs, when I was in, I keep in contact with them, and he pretty much says that almost all his soldiers now are entitled pussies. 1.00

02:00:14.000 So I kind of agree with what you have to say. 1.00

02:00:18.000 He was an E5, which is just a sergeant.

02:00:20.000 He was a buck sergeant when I was in, and now he's a command sergeant major.

02:00:24.000 So that's an E9. 0.92

02:00:26.000 So, yeah.

02:00:29.000 Do you, like, when you hear people like Patrick Little, like, talking about, like, do you know who that is, Patrick Little?

02:00:38.000 I'm kind of new to this program and this chat room.

02:00:38.000 Not really.

02:00:43.000 Well, he was, like, sorry.

02:00:45.000 He was, yeah, sorry.

02:00:48.000 He was a congressional candidate.

02:00:51.000 In California, that we had on, and we didn't really like him that much. 0.98

02:00:55.000 And Nick Fuentes and him had a debate, and he was talking about how he was going to kick Nick's ass and how we should respect him because he was a veteran. 0.89

02:01:06.000 And then we later found out that he'd never actually seen combat or anything like that. 0.96

02:01:12.000 And that's kind of like one of the beefs that we have with veterans and stuff is that a lot of these people don't see combat anymore and they flaunt this military status above people's heads.

02:01:23.000 Yes, they would.

02:01:24.000 They want to be honored, and you know, but the thing is, you know, I'm being straight up with you. 0.98

02:01:31.000 You know, I've seen quite a bit of stolen valor, and it pisses me the fuck off. 0.91

02:01:38.000 And there's actually, you would not have liked my old Twitter handle, yeah, or or gay bodybuilder Twitter. 0.98

02:01:46.000 Oh, yeah, I don't know if you're aware, but there's a lot of sodomites that are National Guard that are currently claiming that they're just as important. 0.87

02:01:55.000 Important as like World War II veterans, basically. 0.99

02:02:00.000 That's fucked up, man. 0.97

02:02:02.000 Yeah, for a lot of reasons. 0.99

02:02:05.000 Yeah.

02:02:06.000 They could never hope to be even a quarter of how badass those Rangers were in Normandy.

02:02:15.000 No, they got memed to joining National Guard, and so they're not active duty. 1.00

02:02:22.000 And they fuck dudes. 1.00

02:02:24.000 So a lot going on there. 1.00

02:02:25.000 It's fucking disgusting. 0.99

02:02:26.000 And I understand the, what is it called, Westboro Baptist Church? 1.00

02:02:30.000 Yeah.

02:02:31.000 Yeah.

02:02:31.000 Big fans here.

02:02:32.000 At first, when I first heard of them and I was watching what they were doing years ago, at first I was extremely angry about it, but now I kind of understand where they're coming from.

02:02:43.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:02:45.000 When they're protesting, they're holding a protest at a veteran's funeral, saying that God hates fags. 0.99

02:02:53.000 Well, did they have proof that that soldier, that fallen soldier, is gay? 0.99

02:02:57.000 I don't know.

02:02:58.000 I mean, did they ever figure that out?

02:03:00.000 I think that's kind of wrong.

02:03:03.000 Through my extensive research on Twitter.com and having dealt with a lot of Marines, it's a weird crossover that so many Marines happen to be gay, so many Air Force men happen to be furries.

02:03:18.000 Well, that's the Air Force. 0.68

02:03:19.000 That's what I was going to say. 1.00

02:03:20.000 So many Air Force men happen to be furries, and so many people in the Navy happen to be lesbians. 0.61

02:03:26.000 I really cannot explain it because it's not just a few of them, it's like a 90% ratio at this point. 0.94

02:03:34.000 Well, yeah, in the Navy, I can see that. 0.99

02:03:37.000 Fucking sailors, you know. 0.99

02:03:41.000 That's always been known and joked about. 1.00

02:03:44.000 No, I know the whole gay sailors thing, but why are so many lesbian women becoming sailors is the thing.

02:03:55.000 I'm old school, man. 1.00

02:03:57.000 I don't think women should be in the military at all. 1.00

02:03:59.000 No. 1.00

02:04:00.000 I'm there with you. 1.00

02:04:02.000 I don't think women should leave the house. 1.00

02:04:05.000 I don't think they should have an internet connection. 1.00

02:04:08.000 No.

02:04:09.000 Like, if I'm being honest.

02:04:11.000 We're not going to get that back, but.

02:04:13.000 Yeah.

02:04:15.000 But, yeah.

02:04:16.000 Well, thanks for coming on.

02:04:16.000 All right, man.

02:04:17.000 We appreciate you.

02:04:18.000 And thank you for your service.

02:04:21.000 You know, I don't get very angry easily. 0.99

02:04:25.000 So, you know, it's just shit. 0.99

02:04:28.000 I've been called every name in the book. 1.00

02:04:30.000 And I don't really give a fuck, man, because I know who I am. 0.98

02:04:34.000 I know what I've done. 0.99

02:04:35.000 And so there it is.

02:04:38.000 Cool.

02:04:38.000 Well, keep on keeping on, brother.

02:04:41.000 Rock on.

02:04:41.000 Boomer to boomer.

02:04:42.000 Let's boomer solidarity.

02:04:44.000 All right.

02:04:45.000 See you, buddy.

02:04:47.000 I didn't realize that 35 is a boomer.

02:04:50.000 Oh, yeah.

02:04:50.000 Once you hit 30.

02:04:52.000 Yeah, you're a boomer.

02:04:54.000 I turned boomer on Monday, so I guess I'll be seeing you.

02:04:57.000 I'll see you around at the National Boomer Convention.

02:05:01.000 You know, actually, the older I get, I actually like getting old, man.

02:05:05.000 I do too. 1.00

02:05:07.000 This is the boomerest shit ever. 1.00

02:05:09.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

02:05:12.000 You guys are going to start talking about breaking Benjamin and shit. 1.00

02:05:15.000 No, breaking Benjamin. 0.99

02:05:17.000 So is the program on tonight?

02:05:19.000 Is it coming on?

02:05:20.000 It's live.

02:05:21.000 We're live.

02:05:21.000 Yeah.

02:05:22.000 I'm just wondering, dude.

02:05:23.000 Yeah, we're live.

02:05:25.000 Is it every Friday, Saturday?

02:05:27.000 I don't really remember.

02:05:28.000 Every Friday at some time.

02:05:30.000 It's Friday right now.

02:05:31.000 Yeah, 9 p.m. ish Eastern Time.

02:05:33.000 Oh, okay.

02:05:34.000 Yeah, that's cool.

02:05:37.000 Are y'all going to have Anglin on again anytime soon?

02:05:40.000 We probably will.

02:05:41.000 Yeah, we'll probably have him back at some point.

02:05:44.000 Yeah.

02:05:45.000 Dude, I got to say, I mean, I really appreciate the platform, man.

02:05:51.000 DS, you know, there's.

02:05:54.000 It's pretty incredible to me when I first found that website. 0.98

02:05:59.000 You know, I already always had suspicions about the way the world was and kind of why, why, what the, why is it so fucked up?

02:06:06.000 Why, I mean, you know, and, and when I finally found that, man, it was, my eyes were opened. 0.89

02:06:11.000 I got, you know, I read this one and it was kind of like, did you get red pilled?

02:06:14.000 Oh, yeah, big time.

02:06:16.000 And I always kind of, like I said, I always suspected, you know, suspected things, but didn't ever really know for sure.

02:06:24.000 And it was kind of like, My eyes got peeled open to the point where I looked at the world completely different. 0.97

02:06:31.000 I finally realized why, you know, why is it so fucked up? 0.67

02:06:35.000 Why, you know, and it was kind of at the level of I read this one, the first quantum physics book I read called Dancing Lily Matt. 0.97

02:06:45.000 All right, I'm bored.

02:06:46.000 I'm bored.

02:06:46.000 Sorry, I'm cutting him off.

02:06:52.000 I got it.

02:06:53.000 I'm getting breaking news on Twitter that there is a new Lucas.

02:07:00.000 Oh, no.

02:07:02.000 If anybody's in the chat and knows anything about the Raddick situation, please DM me immediately.

02:07:08.000 We need you on the air right now.

02:07:12.000 Wait, what's happening?

02:07:16.000 I think I might have.

02:07:18.000 I know who that account is.

02:07:20.000 Yeah, me too.

02:07:21.000 I don't know what's going on. 0.98

02:07:24.000 It looks like it was a worse situation of Mary's mom, where instead of an old lady. 1.00

02:07:33.000 Flying out to try and fuck me. 1.00

02:07:35.000 It was an older man trying to, or flew out and fucked an underage girl at a hotel. 1.00

02:07:41.000 I'm seeing it. 1.00

02:07:42.000 I'm seeing it.

02:07:43.000 If we can get, can we, do we have on the spot coverage?

02:07:48.000 Please, please.

02:07:50.000 DMs are open.

02:07:51.000 Yeah, we're taking calls live.

02:07:56.000 Kyle says 13 minutes ago, which Kyle's the best Twitter account ever. 0.97

02:08:01.000 At Pussy Controller. 0.92

02:08:02.000 Follow him. 1.00

02:08:02.000 He rules. 1.00

02:08:04.000 He says, You're supposed to keep the skeletons in your closet, not put them on your timeline.

02:08:07.000 I'm giving that a big retweet.

02:08:09.000 Yeah.

02:08:10.000 Oh, yeah.

02:08:12.000 I've got a picture.

02:08:12.000 You see the picture.

02:08:13.000 I don't know if I want to put the picture on the.

02:08:15.000 Yeah, we want to put the picture right on the screen.

02:08:18.000 Yeah, I don't know.

02:08:20.000 Well, I don't know because of legally, you know.

02:08:24.000 You know, damn well, they got a hotel room so her parents wouldn't know about it. 1.00

02:08:27.000 That's going to get a retweet. 0.86

02:08:30.000 Yes, thank you.

02:08:31.000 Thank you, Kyle.

02:08:34.000 I love Kyle.

02:08:34.000 Kyle rules.

02:08:36.000 I love that boy.

02:08:37.000 He's awesome.

02:08:44.000 I'm getting further confirmation.

02:08:47.000 And I don't know who the girl is.

02:08:50.000 If we can get the handle of the girl, she has locked her account so you can see if you were thirsty enough to follow an underage girl, which I would never do.

02:09:04.000 The at is right here.

02:09:07.000 What's the at?

02:09:08.000 Infinity NHGH.

02:09:11.000 Infinity NHGH. 0.75

02:09:16.000 Yeah, that's the girl, apparently.

02:09:20.000 So we took her V card.

02:09:23.000 Baked Alaska wants on, but we have pressing.

02:09:26.000 Nah, bring him on.

02:09:27.000 He can sit through this.

02:09:29.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:09:30.000 Fuck it. 1.00

02:09:30.000 Bring him on. 1.00

02:09:31.000 We're going to run a long show tonight, I guess.

02:09:34.000 Yeah.

02:09:35.000 Oh, man.

02:09:36.000 We were going to cancel.

02:09:43.000 Yeah, get baked in here.

02:09:44.000 Because honestly, this is going to be something we're probably going to have to talk about next week to get all the details.

02:09:52.000 I don't know.

02:09:52.000 The internet moves fast.

02:09:54.000 Yeah, but here's the thing.

02:09:56.000 Is we're going to have to wait for the explanation. 0.93

02:09:59.000 Oh, yeah, you know, this is what got the gays are going to come after me for this for some reason. 0.60

02:10:05.000 Because, you know, all I did last time when I tweeted out some tweets that Saxon made a few months ago.

02:10:14.000 Oh, he deactivated, by the way.

02:10:17.000 Oh, he deactivated.

02:10:18.000 We have screenshots already making.

02:10:20.000 Yeah, he's gone.

02:10:22.000 Yeah, man. 0.98

02:10:23.000 Crazy.

02:10:25.000 That's weird.

02:10:26.000 That's wild.

02:10:27.000 Cannot imagine.

02:10:29.000 Cannot imagine.

02:10:31.000 It looks like his locked account, his private account is still up though, but I don't have access to that.

02:10:38.000 Beautiful.

02:10:39.000 Beautiful stuff.

02:10:41.000 Beautiful stuff.

02:10:42.000 You know, here's the thing.

02:10:44.000 I'm not saying what he did was wrong.

02:10:46.000 No.

02:10:46.000 Because I don't know.

02:10:47.000 Because I don't know the situation.

02:10:49.000 I've done streams defending this.

02:10:51.000 I don't know.

02:10:52.000 I'm just saying.

02:10:53.000 I'm just saying.

02:10:56.000 Because here's the thing.

02:10:57.000 We don't know all the details.

02:10:58.000 So I'm not going to.

02:11:01.000 Cast any stones here.

02:11:03.000 But maybe don't.

02:11:04.000 And again, this is something that we've advocated for time and time again.

02:11:10.000 Don't put it on the timeline.

02:11:12.000 It's not your journal.

02:11:13.000 It's not your diary.

02:11:15.000 No, They better get married.

02:11:21.000 Unironically, he took her V card.

02:11:24.000 They were tweeting about virginity before they deactivated in solidarity.

02:11:29.000 So, man, this is not a good look.

02:11:33.000 Ha ha ha ha.

02:11:35.000 Especially if you deactivate, it seems like you've done something wrong and you don't want to know about it.

02:11:41.000 Oh, I guess he's tweeting from the Right Wing Takes account, though.

02:11:48.000 Okay, so let me just say this.

02:11:50.000 This is definitely a Right Wing Takes.

02:11:52.000 Yeah, no, let me just say this.

02:11:54.000 I'm screenshotting this.

02:11:56.000 Yeah, I'm going to archive it, actually.

02:12:01.000 Here's the thing.

02:12:02.000 If you have to screen cap.

02:12:04.000 No, no, no, no.

02:12:04.000 If you have to screen cap.

02:12:06.000 And post age of consent laws to defend yourself, you're probably already lost.

02:12:12.000 I'm just going to say that. 1.00

02:12:13.000 You're probably already fucked. 1.00

02:12:16.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:12:17.000 If you're having to cite age of consent laws on the timeline, not a good look because it's just.

02:12:28.000 You're really skirting it there.

02:12:35.000 And skirt is an iffy term. 0.98

02:12:37.000 Skirt, skirt?

02:12:39.000 If this girl is in fact 16, he is actually literally skirting it.

02:12:45.000 And it's also too like Winter Birthday, you know, that sort of deal.

02:12:51.000 Because it's just, it's not looking good.

02:12:56.000 Now, again, I'm not going to cast any stones here.

02:12:59.000 I have no dog in this fight.

02:13:01.000 I'm just here for the content.

02:13:08.000 I just don't think it's a good look to be.

02:13:11.000 Oh, he's made a statement.

02:13:13.000 He has made a statement as of three minutes ago.

02:13:14.000 Statement regarding the current controversies involving myself.

02:13:19.000 I am 18 years old.

02:13:20.000 IDK, how old do you guys think I am?

02:13:22.000 But I am literally 18 years of age.

02:13:24.000 I have committed no crimes and have been very careful as to following all laws.

02:13:29.000 I plead innocent to any accusations.

02:13:32.000 Well, you know what?

02:13:34.000 If he's, like, honestly, if he's 18 and she's 16, is that really that big of a deal?

02:13:38.000 I don't know.

02:13:39.000 I'm not.

02:13:40.000 I don't think so either, but this is not a good thing to do on Twitter.

02:13:44.000 Yeah, like. 0.99

02:13:45.000 Under any circumstances, what the fuck are you doing, dude? 0.98

02:13:48.000 You know what? 0.99

02:13:49.000 You know what?

02:13:50.000 I'm going to be a nice guy and I'm going to DM this guy.

02:13:52.000 I'm going to be a papa here.

02:13:54.000 I'm not. 1.00

02:13:56.000 Don't be mentally ill on Twitter. 0.99

02:13:59.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:14:00.000 If you are.

02:14:02.000 This is whooping.

02:14:05.000 Good luck.

02:14:06.000 I don't know.

02:14:07.000 That's.

02:14:08.000 Look.

02:14:09.000 Just do it privately.

02:14:11.000 Yeah.

02:14:11.000 I.

02:14:12.000 Yeah.

02:14:18.000 If anything, I think it would be cooler if he just owned it.

02:14:23.000 Like, honestly, like, that would be the good move.

02:14:26.000 The good move, again, not to post this on Twitter.

02:14:32.000 Yeah, I mean, yeah.

02:14:33.000 I mean, yeah.

02:14:35.000 Yeah, that.

02:14:37.000 But we're past that at this point.

02:14:39.000 And I guess we're already past him owning it at this point.

02:14:41.000 Because, like, you know, if I was in his situation, Aya wouldn't have posted it.

02:14:48.000 Yeah, you don't release a statement.

02:14:49.000 Yeah.

02:14:50.000 I mean, yeah, you're.

02:14:52.000 I guess he's only 18, so it's like, you don't know what to do.

02:14:54.000 Yeah, he doesn't really know.

02:14:55.000 I kind of feel bad for him.

02:14:57.000 I don't know.

02:14:58.000 This whole thing is, I don't know.

02:15:01.000 This is a weird one.

02:15:01.000 Where's Baked?

02:15:02.000 Where's Baked Velasquez?

02:15:05.000 I texted him the link.

02:15:06.000 He asked me to email it, so halfway did it.

02:15:09.000 Halfway did my job.

02:15:10.000 Richard Spencer's holding me hostage in the basement.

02:15:14.000 Again, I'm going to say don't do this.

02:15:19.000 If you guys watch the weekly Hello, where Froggy and I. Don't do that.

02:15:25.000 Definitely don't do that.

02:15:27.000 If you watched it, Thank you.

02:15:28.000 It was such a good show.

02:15:33.000 Yeah, it's working.

02:15:33.000 Yeah, it was.

02:15:39.000 Don't do this.

02:15:40.000 Yeah, this is a bad time.

02:15:44.000 My heart goes out to him.

02:15:47.000 Mine doesn't.

02:15:47.000 I have no sympathy.

02:15:48.000 I don't either.

02:15:49.000 I don't either.

02:15:51.000 Oh, hello.

02:15:51.000 Hello.

02:15:53.000 Hey, can you guys hear me?

02:15:54.000 Yeah.

02:15:55.000 Yeah, we can hear you.

02:15:56.000 Hey, what's going on?

02:15:58.000 Not much, man.

02:15:58.000 How's it going?

02:16:01.000 Oh, doing good, man.

02:16:02.000 Just hanging out.

02:16:05.000 I heard Paul Town went to jail.

02:16:06.000 I just wanted to check in on him, see if he's doing all right.

02:16:10.000 Yep, yep.

02:16:11.000 I went to jail.

02:16:12.000 It was a big narcotics bust and I took the fall because I'm a snitch.

02:16:17.000 Dude, I actually, I must say, I think the Weekly Sweat has actually taken the top ranks.

02:16:24.000 I know you guys don't want to be number one, but in my eyes.

02:16:28.000 Yeah, we're number two.

02:16:30.000 I think you're coming close on number one. 1.00

02:16:33.000 No, we're number two because we're the shit. 0.99

02:16:39.000 Dude, I love the topics too. 0.99

02:16:41.000 I mean, like, it really is all about the WQ. 0.99

02:16:44.000 Like, I gotta say, Beardson was right about that fucking whore, Aaron, who ruined my life. 1.00

02:16:51.000 You know, women just ruin everything. 1.00

02:16:53.000 Like, I never thought I would say Beardson is right. 1.00

02:16:56.000 I really am.

02:16:57.000 Well, it's not the first time, Dave.

02:16:58.000 Come on now. 1.00

02:17:03.000 I mean, I really didn't want to say that, but yes, women do ruin everything. 1.00

02:17:09.000 It's all about the WQ, guys. 1.00

02:17:12.000 We, like, think about it.

02:17:14.000 We can't even get people to unite on race or anything like that, but. 1.00

02:17:19.000 Find me a black guy, find me an Indian guy, find me all sorts of different guys, find me catboys, and every single one of them will unite when they're like, fuck that bitch. 1.00

02:17:31.000 This bitch fucked me over, and she's fucking crazy. 1.00

02:17:35.000 We will all unite. 1.00

02:17:37.000 I don't care what color we are. 0.99

02:17:39.000 We will grab hands and we will touch our dicks together and swirl them around. 0.99

02:17:44.000 Well, hey now. 0.99

02:17:45.000 Hey now.

02:17:46.000 This is your show.

02:17:47.000 Okay, okay.

02:17:49.000 We might not go that far, but you know what I mean.

02:17:53.000 Guys.

02:17:53.000 Will get together in their hatred for women.

02:17:57.000 And that's what needs to happen. 0.95

02:17:58.000 It's called the WQ, the woman question. 1.00

02:18:01.000 Get off all this other old shit. 1.00

02:18:04.000 This is where we need to be focusing our energy. 1.00

02:18:07.000 I agree completely.

02:18:08.000 I mean, this is what I was trying to tell James on your show. 1.00

02:18:12.000 I tried to tell the young man, I was like, look, women are bad news.

02:18:16.000 He wouldn't listen. 1.00

02:18:17.000 I mean, and not to bring up old shit. 0.98

02:18:20.000 You're around here now, but you didn't listen to me at the time either. 0.98

02:18:23.000 And, you know, I get it.

02:18:25.000 I get it.

02:18:26.000 It's a hard truth. 0.92

02:18:27.000 It's harder than the Jew question. 1.00

02:18:29.000 The Jew question is easy. 0.99

02:18:30.000 You read culture critique, you know, you got everything you need to know right there. 1.00

02:18:33.000 Whatever. 1.00

02:18:34.000 There's no book on how women are evil and how they subvert everything. 1.00

02:18:38.000 Yes, there is, actually. 1.00

02:18:39.000 It's called the Bible. 1.00

02:18:41.000 And I want to point out to the chat we have Torgo Forever, LOL, Jews used women and now are paying the price. 1.00

02:18:52.000 Buddy, pal, friend, women use the Jews. 1.00

02:18:56.000 Mm hmm. 1.00

02:18:57.000 And now the Jews are paying the price. 0.99

02:19:00.000 It's a very, very simple thing here. 0.99

02:19:03.000 Yeah, it really is.

02:19:04.000 I mean, do you honestly think that these Jews that you despise and you make fun of all the time are smart enough and conniving enough to come up with all this stuff?

02:19:17.000 Do you really think so? 0.89

02:19:18.000 Or is it the literal manipulating race? 0.98

02:19:21.000 Like, that is their trait, being manipulative and sociopathic. 0.97

02:19:26.000 I'm just saying. 0.86

02:19:29.000 So, um,.

02:19:30.000 How's things been going for you, Bates?

02:19:31.000 I haven't heard from you in a while.

02:19:33.000 Yeah, dude. 1.00

02:19:35.000 Honestly, I had no desire to go on any other show because they're all really gay. 1.00

02:19:40.000 They're really lame. 1.00

02:19:43.000 All these fat restreamers out there using everyone else's content. 0.71

02:19:48.000 It's just not very entertaining.

02:19:50.000 But I must say, I came along the weekly sweat.

02:19:55.000 And I don't know.

02:19:58.000 We don't agree on everything.

02:20:00.000 But.

02:20:01.000 I actually am entertained by you guys.

02:20:04.000 Very underrated comedic talent, you know, I must say.

02:20:07.000 Another one for the bio.

02:20:11.000 No, no, but for real. 1.00

02:20:12.000 I mean, like, I'm not trying to suck you guys' dick, but for real, you got to pay for that, baked. 1.00

02:20:17.000 You got to hit the super chat for that one. 0.99

02:20:19.000 I already gave you a couple super chats.

02:20:21.000 Don't worry.

02:20:22.000 But I mean, you guys actually have an honest, like, original opinion about things, and you're not, like, dick riding trends and stuff.

02:20:31.000 And I think that's a good thing.

02:20:34.000 I think we need more of that.

02:20:36.000 Well, I appreciate the kind words, man.

02:20:38.000 And for the record, Baked, you know, I don't want to. 0.97

02:20:41.000 I'm sure you don't want to rehash everything because it sucks. 0.96

02:20:44.000 Uh, I was rooting for you though. 0.92

02:20:46.000 I was rooting for you. 1.00

02:20:46.000 Oh, yeah, no, I mean, I've honestly like the biggest uh pill, I guess you would say, throughout all of this is like the internet is gay and there's like so much retarded shit that goes on. 1.00

02:21:00.000 And so, I've been like actually just living in the real world and like enjoying life, and it's been pretty good. 1.00

02:21:07.000 There is, I know it's hard to believe, but there is a world outside.

02:21:11.000 Of your computer screen, and it's all right.

02:21:16.000 It's not for you, Paul.

02:21:17.000 No.

02:21:18.000 Well, that's because legally you're not allowed to enjoy it.

02:21:25.000 I heard the prisons are pretty nice.

02:21:27.000 Didn't you say they're letting you guys use iPads now?

02:21:30.000 Yeah, jail, not prison.

02:21:35.000 Prisons are for criminals, and criminals commit crimes. 0.92

02:21:39.000 Crimes are for insane people. 0.98

02:21:40.000 Paul's not that cool. 0.98

02:21:43.000 He's not cool enough for prison.

02:21:44.000 No, I am.

02:21:45.000 I'm cool, ladies. 0.99

02:21:48.000 But yeah, I mean, that's been kind of like our whole thing is like preaching the real world gospel that none of this shit really matters and you shouldn't ruin your outside life over internet shit. 0.99

02:22:01.000 Like, it's really dumb. 0.97

02:22:03.000 Yeah, and like real talk, like, I've actually, for the first time in a long time, maybe like 10 years, I got back connected with a church, been going to church, been meeting people through church, and. 0.86

02:22:17.000 I have definitely had a come to Jesus moment and realized that a lot of the things I was doing were very poor decisions.

02:22:26.000 And I was just kind of wrapped up with a lot of things, I guess.

02:22:31.000 And I didn't hear the words of Sean and Beardson.

02:22:36.000 And I don't know if Paul Town has ever given me good words of advice.

02:22:40.000 So maybe not Paul Town.

02:22:41.000 Everything I said.

02:22:43.000 Abe, if you've seen Memento, like when he has that picture, don't believe his lies.

02:22:49.000 It's like the.

02:22:50.000 All town AVI. 0.93

02:22:53.000 I've never lied in my life. 0.84

02:22:55.000 Yeah.

02:22:56.000 But regardless, I mean, I'm not.

02:22:59.000 I know a lot of people think I'm like coming here looking for e fame or something like that.

02:23:05.000 This is the place to do it.

02:23:06.000 Everyone loves us, obviously.

02:23:08.000 So you definitely picked the right place for that.

02:23:11.000 I'm just coming to say what up and hang out with you guys for a little bit.

02:23:15.000 And I did move out of LA.

02:23:17.000 I'm not going to tell you where I am, but I got out of that terrible city.

02:23:21.000 Is it Alaska?

02:23:23.000 It rhymes with Nebraska.

02:23:25.000 I'm not going to tell you where.

02:23:28.000 I mean, come on.

02:23:29.000 You can't.

02:23:29.000 You're doxing yourself in your name.

02:23:33.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:23:33.000 Come on.

02:23:34.000 I might have to change that.

02:23:35.000 But no, I've moved everything out of Hollywood, out of L.A. Really happy to be out of that town.

02:23:41.000 I hope that town gets nuked.

02:23:43.000 You can quote me on that.

02:23:44.000 God, how bad was it there?

02:23:46.000 Oh, it's extremely paused.

02:23:50.000 It's bad. 1.00

02:23:52.000 You know, everywhere you go, they're just promoting the gay agenda. 1.00

02:23:56.000 And it's. 1.00

02:23:58.000 I mean, what really made me sad is they're even like promoting it in the churches.

02:24:01.000 Like, I had some friend who started going to this church and it was super new age.

02:24:07.000 And they're like, oh, yeah, you could be gay, you could be trans, you could be. 0.97

02:24:10.000 And I'm like, how the hell is this church? 0.96

02:24:13.000 And they got like rainbow crosses and stuff on the sides.

02:24:16.000 And it got really bad, man. 0.99

02:24:21.000 Like, I don't need to think it's okay that like two dudes fucking is like cool. 0.94

02:24:27.000 Like, you can't convince me of that, you know? 0.99

02:24:31.000 So, and also, stop getting abortions, you slobs, you know? 1.00

02:24:36.000 I'm glad you guys are firm on that. 1.00

02:24:37.000 I appreciate that.

02:24:39.000 If you ever decided to change your name, this is a free one, by the way.

02:24:39.000 Yeah.

02:24:43.000 If you ever decide to rebrand, and this is also going to go back to our sponsors, we love our sponsors.

02:24:48.000 You can name yourself Young Toblerone.

02:24:50.000 That would be a good name.

02:24:51.000 I'm just saying. 0.99

02:24:52.000 Toblerone sucks. 1.00

02:24:53.000 No, fuck you. 1.00

02:24:54.000 Fuck you. 1.00

02:24:55.000 Don't talk about our sponsors like that. 1.00

02:24:57.000 I had Toblerone for the first time in my life on, like, Saturday.

02:25:01.000 Got him.

02:25:02.000 Sunday and Monday.

02:25:03.000 Yeah.

02:25:04.000 It was awful.

02:25:05.000 No, they brutal. 1.00

02:25:06.000 You just can't handle the Swiss. 1.00

02:25:08.000 You can't handle the Peter. 1.00

02:25:10.000 This is the Peter Sweden of chocolate bars, okay?

02:25:13.000 It's so good.

02:25:15.000 Look at my face, Sean.

02:25:17.000 Look at my face.

02:25:19.000 They rule.

02:25:20.000 I love that. 0.99

02:25:21.000 But, like, you know, I know this is going to sound bad, but, like, Pride Month really made me hate gays. 0.87

02:25:29.000 Dude, Twitter did that to me, bro. 0.99

02:25:30.000 It really made me hate gay people. 1.00

02:25:33.000 Like, I, like, just sort of disliked them, but now I just hate them. 1.00

02:25:38.000 Yeah, if I really, really hate them, I just want to nuke them. 0.99

02:25:38.000 Oh, yeah. 0.99

02:25:42.000 Back to the closet, faggots. 1.00

02:25:47.000 You overplague your bounds. 1.00

02:25:49.000 That's all I'm going to say.

02:25:50.000 Yeah, that was my thing.

02:25:53.000 I never had a problem with them.

02:25:55.000 You know, because it was just whatever. 1.00

02:25:58.000 They'd go fucking do their gay thing, and it was like, oh, it doesn't matter what happens in our bedrooms or whatever. 1.00

02:26:02.000 And it's like, yeah, I can't even walk to a fucking gate. 1.00

02:26:04.000 I can't even pump my gas without seeing two dudes kissing now. 0.99

02:26:08.000 You know? 0.99

02:26:09.000 Like on those little shitty TVs. 0.99

02:26:10.000 I'm not kidding. 0.99

02:26:11.000 I was pumping gas one day, and it's like, it's Pride Mon.

02:26:14.000 And I'm like, I'm. 0.99

02:26:15.000 Dude, I'm just trying to get some motherfucking petroleum in my goddamn car. 0.99

02:26:21.000 You know? 0.99

02:26:22.000 I mean, well, I guess it makes sense.

02:26:23.000 Like, really, if you think about it, it kind of makes sense. 0.95

02:26:25.000 Like, the gay troops fight for the oil, and then the oil gets turned into gasoline, and then you get the gasoline and get gay propaganda to support the troops so they can go fight for the. 0.87

02:26:35.000 It's a big circle. 0.93

02:26:38.000 Yeah.

02:26:39.000 Excuse me, drinking some kombucha here.

02:26:42.000 Got those probiotics going on.

02:26:42.000 Staying real healthy.

02:26:46.000 Yeah, I mean.

02:26:48.000 Also, this is a theory I have.

02:26:50.000 Does anyone, I want to know, does anyone remember Pride Month ever happening before? 1.00

02:26:56.000 Because I really, I never remember, like, it happened this year, but do you guys remember them having a whole month for fags? 1.00

02:27:06.000 Like, I really don't remember when that was a thing. 0.52

02:27:09.000 Since Obama's been president, it seems like they've had every single day.

02:27:13.000 Like, I think we got a Mandela effect, a new Mandela effect.

02:27:19.000 That could be.

02:27:20.000 I think there was like a week.

02:27:21.000 I think it was like Pride week or something, but now it's an entire month.

02:27:27.000 Yeah, I don't know.

02:27:29.000 What I want to know is where's Heteropride Month?

02:27:31.000 I get so much hate for being a heterosexual on Twitter.

02:27:36.000 My handle is theHeterogamer, and I can sit there and say anything, and I'll have five trans people in my mentions being like, check out this guy, theHeterogamer.

02:27:46.000 And I report all these accounts for obvious discrimination against my sexual preference.

02:27:52.000 And nothing ever happens to him.

02:27:53.000 I don't know why. 0.97

02:27:56.000 Kind of seems to me that maybe, you know, there's some type of gay mafia. 1.00

02:28:03.000 Well, Morgan Freeman did nothing wrong. 0.99

02:28:08.000 He actually spoke out against having months after things.

02:28:12.000 He's like, there was some guy, and he's like, So, what do you think about Black History Month? 0.99

02:28:17.000 And he's like, I think it's stupid. 0.99

02:28:18.000 Why should we have a month? 0.99

02:28:19.000 And he's like, Well, what are we going to do about racism?

02:28:24.000 He's like, How about we stop talking about it?

02:28:26.000 I don't want a month.

02:28:26.000 He's like, Do you want a month?

02:28:28.000 And the guy's like, Well, I'm Jewish.

02:28:30.000 He's like, Okay, do you want a Jewish History Month?

02:28:33.000 And he's like, No, I get a whole school year.

02:28:39.000 Yeah.

02:28:40.000 We already got the whole year.

02:28:41.000 We get like.

02:28:43.000 I've also noticed that. 0.79

02:28:44.000 Like, how many like Holocaust holidays have there been in the last year that you've noticed? 0.98

02:28:52.000 I celebrate it every year.

02:28:54.000 I've seen like 20 different hashtags of Holocaust days.

02:28:58.000 It's like you get one.

02:29:00.000 You get one day, one day out of the year.

02:29:03.000 It's like your birthday.

02:29:04.000 You know, you can't be the guy that.

02:29:07.000 Celebrates their birthday for the entire month.

02:29:09.000 That's just not going to happen.

02:29:13.000 Well, I mean, I am.

02:29:14.000 I get a birthday month, basically.

02:29:17.000 But that's only because I'm a heterosexual.

02:29:20.000 So I basically made July National Heteropride Month unofficially, but no one else has picked up on that.

02:29:26.000 So I just kind of celebrate the whole month.

02:29:29.000 I don't do anything, I don't do any show prep, which really isn't much different from any other time.

02:29:35.000 But I've been really lazy.

02:29:37.000 This past month, so it's been good.

02:29:41.000 You guys look super bored.

02:29:44.000 No, I'm fighting with people on Twitter now.

02:29:46.000 I'm fighting.

02:29:48.000 Fill us in.

02:29:49.000 What's going on? 0.97

02:29:55.000 So, there's the whole thing about whatever happened with this guy screwing a 16 year old. 0.74

02:30:02.000 And I made a tweet, and this guy's like. 0.75

02:30:06.000 What a guy!

02:30:08.000 Just some random Twitter guy.

02:30:08.000 I don't know him.

02:30:10.000 What's his name?

02:30:11.000 Does he have a name? 0.99

02:30:12.000 Somebody on Twitter had sex. 0.97

02:30:13.000 It was a big problem. 0.89

02:30:15.000 Yeah.

02:30:19.000 Yeah, so I made a tweet mocking him.

02:30:24.000 And this guy's like, Imagine defining yourself by female standards. 0.93

02:30:29.000 It's like, I remember why I wake up and just don't want to do the day. 1.00

02:30:40.000 Listen, more importantly, E dating is wrong.

02:30:43.000 You shouldn't do it.

02:30:45.000 E dating owns, and my DMs are open.

02:30:49.000 Nothing ever good comes from it.

02:30:53.000 I have yet to see a good example of E dating ever working out.

02:30:56.000 I mean, Kai is the only one who's done it.

02:30:58.000 No, Aristotle got married.

02:31:00.000 Yeah, that's true.

02:31:01.000 But now he doesn't even, like, well, I'm not going to talk about him, but, you know, let's be real.

02:31:06.000 Has that really worked out for him?

02:31:11.000 So, yeah.

02:31:12.000 Well, I mean, you're married, so it's easy for you to say that.

02:31:16.000 Yes, it is.

02:31:17.000 Very much so.

02:31:18.000 Very easy for me to say that.

02:31:22.000 And that's why I can say it.

02:31:22.000 And that's why I'm the only man you should listen to when it comes to these things.

02:31:26.000 Jose Calm got suspended.

02:31:29.000 No, I don't think it was suspended.

02:31:31.000 I think he shut it down.

02:31:32.000 I could be wrong.

02:31:33.000 Maybe it's suspended.

02:31:38.000 I guess some people are upset with me in the chat.

02:31:40.000 They said I was the chosen one.

02:31:42.000 I was supposed to.

02:31:44.000 Defeat the Sith, not join them.

02:31:46.000 Baked, I don't mean this as an insult.

02:31:47.000 I don't think anyone ever thought you were the chosen one.

02:31:50.000 Hey, I never thought I was the chosen one either.

02:31:54.000 No offense taken.

02:31:55.000 Well, my mom did tell me I was special.

02:32:00.000 Well, she said that to me, too.

02:32:03.000 I wouldn't take it to heart.

02:32:06.000 She told you that, too?

02:32:11.000 I don't feel special anymore.

02:32:15.000 No, I don't know, man.

02:32:17.000 I think with you, especially, and with people like us, I think.

02:32:26.000 You tried to be more of an entertainer, and people like the same thing kind of happens with us, right?

02:32:31.000 Like, people really come to us for like as like serious people, you know what I mean?

02:32:37.000 And like, not saying that you don't have like opinions and you're not like serious about things sometimes, but like, really, like, we're all entertainers, you know?

02:32:44.000 Like, that's what we do.

02:32:45.000 Like, we're fucking jerking each other off on the internet and stuff, but like, people, but people like really like try to hold you these like really high standards of. 0.96

02:32:57.000 The one thing we hate is standards. 0.95

02:33:01.000 True, some of them all.

02:33:04.000 Well, I mean, I think that's absolutely correct. 0.67

02:33:08.000 I don't claim to be some legend or like Martin Luther King for white people. 0.99

02:33:16.000 I mean, if anything, you're a martyr because you sacrificed yourself on the cause of the pussy pedestal. 0.99

02:33:23.000 I did. 1.00

02:33:24.000 And that sucks. 0.97

02:33:25.000 I mean,. 1.00

02:33:28.000 I wanted to be a shining example so everyone could learn, don't do that shit. 1.00

02:33:33.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:33:34.000 Don't do what Baked Alaska did. 0.99

02:33:37.000 Do the opposite.

02:33:40.000 We need, like, the what would Jesus do bracelets, but with you on it.

02:33:46.000 And then the moral of the story is you just do the opposite of what he did.

02:33:49.000 Yeah.

02:33:50.000 Don't do what I did.

02:33:51.000 Baked thirsted for your sins.

02:33:55.000 Don't let that go to waste.

02:33:56.000 Meth is a hell of a drug.

02:34:01.000 Bad things happen when you do meth.

02:34:05.000 I mean, not that you did that or anything, but.

02:34:07.000 No, I would never do anything like that.

02:34:11.000 Watched a lot of cops.

02:34:12.000 I want to hang out sometime.

02:34:17.000 Yeah, I mean, I heard doing ketamine therapy is good for you, but I've just kind of looked into it.

02:34:25.000 I know you said meth therapy.

02:34:27.000 Yeah, I've just seen some YouTube videos.

02:34:32.000 It's all good.

02:34:34.000 Yeah, I don't know.

02:34:35.000 I don't.

02:34:36.000 Like, that's the kind of funny thing about, like, and I'm not going to, you know, ask you to comment on all this stuff.

02:34:41.000 I don't want you to, you know, get drugged into anything or whatever.

02:34:46.000 But, like, you look at all these people that are streaming now, and, like, and this is definitely a humble brag on us, but they're all falling apart.

02:34:55.000 Like, they can't keep co hosts.

02:34:57.000 They are constantly embroiled in some type of, you know, drama.

02:35:02.000 And here we are.

02:35:03.000 Me and Sean, and I guess now Paul Town, he kind of lashed himself on like a leech.

02:35:08.000 That's right, I am.

02:35:08.000 I'm Benna.

02:35:10.000 You're never going to come off.

02:35:13.000 We just had to wait for Paul to clean himself up, whether it was by himself or state mandated.

02:35:18.000 That's all.

02:35:19.000 But, you know, we just sit here in our little corner of the internet.

02:35:23.000 We just make content. 1.00

02:35:25.000 We don't, you know, and really the secret of it, all of it was, is we don't let women on our show. 1.00

02:35:32.000 That's what it all comes down to. 1.00

02:35:33.000 That's smart.

02:35:35.000 It's the best policy that any live streamer could hold. 1.00

02:35:39.000 And yeah, you do handicap yourself a little bit because women make money with their titties. 1.00

02:35:46.000 But is it really long term employment if you have a mental breakdown having to talk to these people? 1.00

02:35:50.000 I don't think so.

02:35:52.000 Well, and that's why I wanted to come on your show and just say what up, too, is because, you know, all these other shows, they're so focused on drama.

02:35:52.000 Yeah.

02:36:05.000 It's beyond me.

02:36:06.000 It's all this petty drama over semantics and like little things.

02:36:11.000 You know, like it's grown adults screaming at each other in like a gaming mic over, you know, who's more alt right or who said the 14 words the most times.

02:36:23.000 You know, it's just not anything I really care about.

02:36:26.000 Or want to engage in. 1.00

02:36:28.000 It's really feminine. 1.00

02:36:29.000 It's really feminine behavior. 1.00

02:36:30.000 Yes. 1.00

02:36:31.000 Yes, it is.

02:36:33.000 And that's the funny thing, too, is I tried to talk to Worski.

02:36:37.000 I texted him and I was like, hey, can we. 0.99

02:36:40.000 I know Paul Towns Worski's little bitch, but. 1.00

02:36:48.000 I tried to talk to him, though. 1.00

02:36:50.000 I just texted him.

02:36:51.000 I was like, hey, can we just talk on the phone? 0.99

02:36:55.000 And then he made a two part stream and he's like, Whoa, Binks blowing up my phone, bro. 0.60

02:37:01.000 Whoa, and like made all this drama. 1.00

02:37:02.000 And I was like, dude, you're fucking pussy. 1.00

02:37:04.000 Just talk to me like a man on the phone, not for your fucking super chats. 1.00

02:37:09.000 You know, like I wanted to just clear the air. 0.98

02:37:12.000 I just wanted to like speak with him because we never spoke after he accused me of like dox.

02:37:18.000 He said I dox his whole family and all this stuff that wasn't true that all these people made up about me.

02:37:24.000 And I just, you know, there's a thing that men do we have a man to man talk.

02:37:31.000 We talk things out.

02:37:32.000 Maybe we won't like each other.

02:37:34.000 That's okay.

02:37:35.000 But we just talk things out.

02:37:36.000 And, like, if you're, well, let's be honest.

02:37:39.000 If you're actually going to talk to someone, you're not going to broadcast it on the internet.

02:37:43.000 Come on.

02:37:43.000 Like, just, you got to talk offline.

02:37:46.000 Yeah.

02:37:46.000 And that's the thing.

02:37:47.000 Like, that's the thing with him and JF and all those people is, like, whenever him and JF had that, like, big gay, like, breakup stream, you know what I mean? 0.99

02:37:55.000 Like, why could, like, what the fuck, dude? 0.99

02:37:58.000 Like, this is, like, your business partner and supposed friend. 0.99

02:38:01.000 JF streams everything.

02:38:03.000 He's like, I have decided. 0.93

02:38:05.000 To stop masturbating on weekends now. 0.66

02:38:07.000 I thought I would make a stream and let you guys know. 0.99

02:38:10.000 Yeah, like, this isn't your fucking diary, dude. 0.99

02:38:13.000 Like, no one gives a fuck. 1.00

02:38:15.000 You know what I mean? 0.98

02:38:16.000 Like, and, like, I could talk about that guy for a long time, but I'm not going to.

02:38:22.000 But, like, I would love to see Beardson debate, JF.

02:38:25.000 I mean, anytime.

02:38:27.000 I've never seen a guy so stuck in his ego.

02:38:30.000 I would like to see that guy stand up.

02:38:32.000 All I've seen is his head.

02:38:33.000 That dude is round as the penguin.

02:38:36.000 You know, that's all he is.

02:38:37.000 He's also very short.

02:38:39.000 Is he?

02:38:39.000 Oh, he's 5'1.

02:38:39.000 No, no.

02:38:42.000 He's blowing up.

02:38:44.000 Just think about it.

02:38:45.000 You know, the girls, you only see the weird angles, the selfie angle.

02:38:49.000 He's got the same thing, dude.

02:38:51.000 All you see is his head really zoomed in.

02:38:55.000 Come on, Sean.

02:38:56.000 Back me up on this.

02:38:58.000 I mean, he's French. 1.00

02:38:58.000 Oh, no. 1.00

02:38:58.000 I know. 1.00

02:39:00.000 They'll fuck anything. 1.00

02:39:02.000 He streams how much? 0.99

02:39:04.000 Often?

02:39:05.000 Yeah, literally. 0.99

02:39:06.000 Kids, I mean, other men.

02:39:10.000 It's their culture. 1.00

02:39:12.000 Retarded women. 1.00

02:39:13.000 The only reason people are like, oh, French is the language of romance is literally every other word means rape or sodomy. 0.99

02:39:21.000 And I'm not, that's not a joke, okay?

02:39:25.000 This is this guy, this is what he grew up in.

02:39:27.000 And, you know, look at his stream. 1.00

02:39:30.000 You know, he wanted to fuck, you know, of all the alt-right. 0.99

02:39:35.000 I got to turn the camera back on because I'm doing my cute mannerisms that the crowd loves. 1.00

02:39:42.000 Of all the alt rate ethos that he could fuck, he chose Lauren Rose? 0.98

02:39:47.000 Yeah, 5 out of 10 at best. 1.00

02:39:51.000 Possible lesbian. 1.00

02:39:52.000 Not that Lauren Southern's looking much better. 1.00

02:39:54.000 I mean, like, she looks, she's looking rough.

02:39:57.000 Lauren, if you're watching, get some help.

02:40:00.000 Please.

02:40:04.000 I don't care one way or another.

02:40:06.000 Oh, yeah. 0.99

02:40:07.000 And I do need to point out JF's whole problem with me was that I told my chat to, like, chill out and stop saying, like, kill N words, kill Jews. 0.87

02:40:19.000 Like, you know, listen, don't interact with your audience. 0.94

02:40:24.000 This is one tip for me to you.

02:40:26.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:40:28.000 These people are retarded. 1.00

02:40:29.000 It's 1 30 a.m. EST. 1.00

02:40:32.000 And they're watching what?

02:40:34.000 Exactly.

02:40:35.000 Yeah.

02:40:36.000 They're watching the number two online.

02:40:42.000 Ironic.

02:40:43.000 Not wise.

02:40:44.000 Not wise.

02:40:44.000 Yeah.

02:40:46.000 But going back to it, my thing with them was these guys are supposed to be business partners and friends and stuff, and they can't even have a fucking phone call. 1.00

02:40:55.000 And like discuss how they're going to do this shit. 0.99

02:40:58.000 They have to do it live on air. 0.99

02:41:00.000 And like, and like the thing is too, is you know, these people are like totally different off camera.

02:41:04.000 Like, totally different.

02:41:05.000 Like, they, you know, everybody puts on a persona whenever the camera like comes on.

02:41:10.000 You know what I mean? 0.99

02:41:11.000 So like, they're sitting there like, I don't know, bolstering themselves up and like having this like, really like this talk, which I didn't even bother to watch it because it's like, dude, I can turn on fucking Jerry Springer anytime and it's going to be way more entertaining than this shit. 0.98

02:41:25.000 But it's like, like, these people. 1.00

02:41:28.000 Live for this like feminine drama, and like I don't get it. 0.86

02:41:33.000 Just make content, just like be funny. 0.97

02:41:35.000 Like these people really can't be funny without like someone else just being a miserable failure, you know what I mean?

02:41:41.000 Yeah, and and and it's also the weekly sweat bottle.

02:41:48.000 Hey, but like, but that, but it's the truth, and it's like I like really what it is is like a lot of these people, whether it's you know Ralph's case where he's short and fat.

02:41:59.000 So he does it to make himself feel better. 0.99

02:42:01.000 Or if it's JF's case where he just can't get pussy, or if it's Worski's case where he's just like a psycho, apparently. 1.00

02:42:09.000 Like, I don't know. 1.00

02:42:10.000 I don't get it.

02:42:12.000 Like, they really are all kind of overcompensating for something.

02:42:15.000 And I hate to say that.

02:42:16.000 Like, I don't really like using the whole like overcompensation thing.

02:42:20.000 But it does kind of really feel like that.

02:42:22.000 And like, they're really like going really hard and like delving into all this drama and trying to make themselves like be the best.

02:42:31.000 Like the best drama person, and it's like cool. 1.00

02:42:33.000 Like, you're like the smartest class, the smartest kid in the retard class, you know what I mean? 1.00

02:42:39.000 I don't know, not a good look. 1.00

02:42:40.000 Just be funny, just be yourself. 0.99

02:42:44.000 Well, their whole content, you know, depends on having someone to like shit on. 0.98

02:42:49.000 They're like, we gotta destroy someone, you know, we gotta bring someone down, you know. 0.99

02:42:55.000 So, and that's why you've seen they go after each other like the piranhas they are, because that's all they have is like dumping on.

02:43:04.000 Other people.

02:43:05.000 Yeah, they get bored.

02:43:07.000 Like, I mean, there's only so much content on the internet because, I mean, these people have to stream, you know, 24 7 a day to make a living. 0.98

02:43:13.000 And there's only so many fuck ups you can dunk on. 0.97

02:43:16.000 So then they start turning on each other. 0.99

02:43:18.000 Actually. 0.99

02:43:23.000 Well, the thing is, though, is they're not as, like, in tune with this shit as we are either. 0.97

02:43:28.000 So they just really see, like, mainly it's, like, all YouTube drama. 0.98

02:43:32.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

02:43:32.000 Which is kind of gay. 1.00

02:43:35.000 Like, that's not even like the good kind of drama, really. 1.00

02:43:36.000 Like, the good drama is the fucking. 1.00

02:43:38.000 Fuck, we got fucking 16 year old virgins getting fucked on the timeline. 1.00

02:43:42.000 Like, what do you mean? 1.00

02:43:44.000 First of all, God, I wish that were me.

02:43:49.000 Second of all, hello?

02:43:53.000 I thought Paul Tan was banned from Twitter.

02:43:56.000 No, no, no.

02:43:58.000 It would never be banned from Twitter.

02:44:01.000 We have a donation here.

02:44:02.000 J Blast, or J Blaist, I don't know how to say your name. 0.99

02:44:05.000 That's dumb. 0.99

02:44:06.000 Get a better name. 0.99

02:44:07.000 Says, Remember when Ralph had multiple 11 hour streams about Baked wanting some coochie? 1.00

02:44:12.000 Shit was overplayed so much. 0.99

02:44:13.000 Well, yeah, I mean, that whole situation, that was all it was. 0.99

02:44:17.000 And to me, it's like.

02:44:18.000 I don't know. 0.99

02:44:19.000 Of all people, fucking playing the coochie card, Ralph. 0.99

02:44:25.000 Not a good look. 1.00

02:44:27.000 I mean, this dude makes a living from pandering to the alt right, and he's married to a fat Indian chick. 0.99

02:44:36.000 That sounds pretty alt right. 0.95

02:44:43.000 He's got one step above Enoch because at least he's honest about it.

02:44:46.000 You've got to give him that.

02:44:49.000 He's tried to hide it so far.

02:44:50.000 My whole thing with it is, though, is like.

02:44:52.000 I don't know.

02:44:54.000 It just seems like he's getting really high off his own supply.

02:44:56.000 And it's like, dude, I remember when my show was doing better than yours.

02:44:59.000 And, like, the only reason you're doing good now is because you've cuddled up.

02:45:04.000 It's verified on Twitter.

02:45:05.000 That's it.

02:45:06.000 Yeah.

02:45:07.000 You know, like, we are handsome.

02:45:11.000 Me more so than you, of course.

02:45:13.000 But, you know, we're both alright.

02:45:18.000 Please.

02:45:18.000 To you.

02:45:20.000 But, you know, we use our faces on our AVIs.

02:45:24.000 Ralph does it for a certain reason, and it's probably because most nine month old trees, saplings, are taller than him.

02:45:35.000 He's 61 inches off the ground.

02:45:38.000 He's 5'1.

02:45:41.000 And I cannot stress that enough because it's very important when you examine his mindset on these things.

02:45:49.000 He's 5'1. 0.90

02:45:51.000 I mean, this is the dude that literally no one would know who he was if he didn't dick ride Gamergate. 0.98

02:45:55.000 You know, which is like really like that's that's gonna be forever his biggest claim to fame is fucking being a part of Gamergate and making streams for two weeks about Baked a girl sitting on Baked Alaska's lap. 0.98

02:46:10.000 Yeah, I don't know, man. 0.79

02:46:13.000 I just that really surprised me, like how obsessed he was with like every little thing I was doing.

02:46:19.000 It was kind of weird.

02:46:21.000 Well, and he has to, like, you know, he can't go get a regular job because he's a felon, so this is what he has to do to make a living now.

02:46:28.000 He did tweet about us two hours ago.

02:46:31.000 Oh, did he?

02:46:33.000 Oh, no.

02:46:33.000 Yeah.

02:46:35.000 Bet he's going to really destroy us, Sean.

02:46:37.000 Oh, no.

02:46:37.000 I'm worried.

02:46:39.000 Yeah.

02:46:40.000 It's all right.

02:46:42.000 I have the two words that destroy him.

02:46:46.000 Well, numbers.

02:46:48.000 Rather.

02:46:52.000 Wow, it's so easy.

02:46:54.000 Man.

02:46:57.000 What numbers?

02:46:58.000 Five, one.

02:47:00.000 It's simple.

02:47:02.000 So simple.

02:47:04.000 Oh, he says, I'm told a show is declaring war on Ralph.

02:47:07.000 I haven't heard it yet.

02:47:09.000 We're not declaring war.

02:47:10.000 We're telling the truth.

02:47:12.000 Yeah, we're just the nightly news.

02:47:18.000 Honestly, you're not really important enough to declare war on because, I mean, honestly, how long do you think this is going to last with you, man?

02:47:29.000 It's more of like, honestly, war with Ralph is like declaring a ceasefire.

02:47:34.000 Because he doesn't do anything.

02:47:39.000 Yeah.

02:47:40.000 It's cool.

02:47:41.000 No one can.

02:47:42.000 Well, and like, this is like, what's funny too is you always get this defense from people.

02:47:46.000 It's like, and we get it all the time, right?

02:47:50.000 Is that the only thing that they can brag about is their e fame.

02:47:53.000 It's like, man, you know what? 0.99

02:47:54.000 If I streamed five times a week and didn't have a job and sucked Mike Enoch and Richard Spencer's dick, I'm sure I would be famous too. 0.99

02:48:04.000 It's really not that hard what you do. 0.99

02:48:04.000 Not that hard. 0.99

02:48:07.000 Like, do you really think that like internet fame is an accomplishment?

02:48:11.000 You know what's not, you know what's a real big accomplishment?

02:48:14.000 Not getting drunk and assaulting a police officer.

02:48:16.000 That's a big accomplishment.

02:48:19.000 Not being a felon is an accomplishment.

02:48:21.000 It is.

02:48:23.000 Let me tell you, I'm a veteran of not being a felon.

02:48:28.000 I have done several tours of not being a felon.

02:48:33.000 Hey, look, just because you're jealous that all the girls go after guys like me and Ralph doesn't mean that you have to knock felons.

02:48:47.000 Yeah, we do.

02:48:49.000 Yeah, I mean, I don't know, man.

02:48:57.000 Again, I don't really see a future for this type of content that he's doing because.

02:49:04.000 He's a restreamer.

02:49:05.000 Well, it's just so toothless.

02:49:08.000 That's the thing.

02:49:09.000 It's like all he's doing is letting Mike Enoch talk about politics.

02:49:14.000 Do people really want to watch that?

02:49:16.000 He's talking about, I think, the.

02:49:22.000 Trump going to the UK?

02:49:24.000 Who cares? 1.00

02:49:24.000 Yeah, like who gives a fuck? 1.00

02:49:26.000 Not even people in the UK cared. 0.98

02:49:30.000 What are you doing, buddy?

02:49:31.000 It's midnight.

02:49:33.000 Yeah.

02:49:34.000 There's pedophiles on the timeline.

02:49:40.000 They're just looking for, like, I mean, it's just the longer you have the stream on, the more time you have to get donations, and that's just all they're doing.

02:49:51.000 Speaking of, do we have any super chats yet?

02:49:53.000 Because I'm hungry.

02:49:55.000 Let me link it.

02:49:56.000 Right now. 1.00

02:49:59.000 Yeah, if you guys love this, this is the first time, the only show Baked Alaska goes on is the Weekly Sweat because all the other shows are gay. 0.99

02:50:08.000 And so if you appreciate your boy Baked coming on, saying hello to you guys, go give your money to the Weekly Sweat, not to me because I'm not. 0.99

02:50:18.000 Yeah, we're not paying him.

02:50:19.000 We're not paying him.

02:50:20.000 They're not paying me.

02:50:22.000 I already paid him his $200 appearance fee.

02:50:26.000 Yeah.

02:50:28.000 Just a one time fee.

02:50:30.000 Speaking of getting paid for coming on, so I don't know if you guys ever caught me.

02:50:36.000 Yeah.

02:50:37.000 Yeah.

02:50:39.000 Very subtle.

02:50:41.000 When can I get that?

02:50:42.000 Someone said in the chat Remember Ethan Ralph's best friend, Lane Seattle for Truth Davis, killed his own parents?

02:50:49.000 Oh, yeah.

02:50:50.000 I don't remember.

02:50:51.000 Yes, I don't because I'm not mentally ill.

02:50:55.000 None of this is real.

02:50:56.000 It's all made up.

02:50:57.000 So, yeah, sure.

02:50:58.000 Go ahead.

02:51:02.000 I didn't know that was his best friend.

02:51:04.000 If that is, then that's crazy.

02:51:06.000 But yeah, that guy, Lane Davis, his parents called him a Nazi because he was making some memes and stuff.

02:51:15.000 And he got mad and he literally murdered, stabbed his parents to death. 0.99

02:51:22.000 Listen, guys, they're going to call you a Nazi anyway, so you better just abort your parents. 1.00

02:51:28.000 Just a clump of cells, all right? 0.99

02:51:31.000 Apparently, that guy was a writer.

02:51:33.000 For his sight.

02:51:36.000 Not a good look.

02:51:38.000 Yikes.

02:51:40.000 That's going to get a yikes.

02:51:41.000 That's going to be a big yikes.

02:51:43.000 I need to get a soundboard action. 0.99

02:51:47.000 We have a yikes alert over. 1.00

02:51:49.000 Make the intern do it. 0.98

02:51:51.000 Oh, yeah, Paul.

02:51:52.000 What are you doing tomorrow?

02:51:53.000 I'm going to say simply savage. 0.81

02:51:57.000 We can make one of those too, but we need a yikes.

02:52:01.000 Oh, we got a donation from Bay Cone. 0.99

02:52:04.000 Donate at $20 who says good shit tonight. 0.98

02:52:05.000 Thank you for your service. 0.98

02:52:07.000 Thank you, Bacon.

02:52:09.000 Thanks, man.

02:52:10.000 I'll give you a big salute there.

02:52:12.000 And remember, my birthday's coming up on Monday.

02:52:15.000 Now, I'm going to have a very extravagant birthday.

02:52:18.000 It's my big 30.

02:52:19.000 If we can get $30 in the chat for Beardson's 30th, I'm not going to give that money to anybody else but me because it's my 30th birthday, not theirs.

02:52:25.000 And I'm not going to let Sean and Paul profit off of my boomerism.

02:52:29.000 I'll do 10 shots for his birthday.

02:52:33.000 I'm already, I'm already.

02:52:34.000 Oh, Sean, that's so generous of you.

02:52:36.000 Baked.

02:52:37.000 If he does these 10 shots, you might want to leave.

02:52:41.000 Yeah.

02:52:43.000 He started going after angling last week.

02:52:45.000 I was like, dude, what are you doing?

02:52:48.000 I thought you had him on.

02:52:49.000 Yeah, we did.

02:52:50.000 And he started getting a little testy with Anglin, and I had to apologize for his behavior.

02:52:54.000 I was like, look, he likes you. 0.99

02:52:55.000 He's just a dickhead when he drinks. 0.99

02:52:57.000 No, I'm not. 1.00

02:53:00.000 Don't put words in my mouth.

02:53:01.000 People are always sending me clips. 1.00

02:53:02.000 They're like, Sean was talking shit about you again. 1.00

02:53:05.000 I was like, dude, he talks shit about everyone. 1.00

02:53:08.000 I don't fucking care. 1.00

02:53:09.000 I don't give a shit. 1.00

02:53:12.000 You guys could talk shit about me all day. 1.00

02:53:14.000 Well, I mean, the thing is, Baked, is like, look, we have to tell the truth. 0.99

02:53:14.000 Thank you. 0.99

02:53:20.000 I like that you don't lie to my face.

02:53:20.000 I know.

02:53:22.000 I still like you.

02:53:23.000 I still think you're a good guy. 0.98

02:53:24.000 I mean, everybody fucks up. 0.99

02:53:26.000 I mean, hell, I talk shit about Sean when he's thirsting after 14 year olds on the timeline. 1.00

02:53:30.000 No, I would. 0.99

02:53:33.000 Listen, lots of fun.

02:53:35.000 That's never happened, all right?

02:53:37.000 I'm sorry.

02:53:39.000 They're Instagram models, okay?

02:53:43.000 Okay, I forget.

02:53:45.000 It's legal in Venezuela.

02:53:46.000 I'm sorry.

02:53:47.000 Exactly.

02:53:48.000 One of the countries I had never even heard of it was like, you guys are going to say, oh, that's Canada. 0.99

02:53:53.000 But it was like Canada's or something, like K N D I D A S or something. 0.98

02:53:58.000 I'd never heard of it. 0.99

02:53:59.000 Oh, you're making shit up now. 0.98

02:54:01.000 No, no, it's the last one. 1.00

02:54:03.000 Hey, guys, there's this made up country where it's legal to fuck 10 years old. 1.00

02:54:06.000 Like, wow. 1.00

02:54:07.000 Yeah. 0.79

02:54:09.000 I would never have sex before. 1.00

02:54:09.000 Sex is disgusting. 1.00

02:54:10.000 Well, I'm going to say that, but you're just. 1.00

02:54:17.000 What you're doing is you're towing the line, so you're like, it's legal to have sex with them, so I can at least thirst after them.

02:54:23.000 Yeah, I want to fix the laws in this. 0.70

02:54:24.000 Is how you do it.

02:54:28.000 I'm the non contact Federalist.

02:54:33.000 Oh, so you're a libertarian?

02:54:35.000 The opposite.

02:54:35.000 No, no, no.

02:54:36.000 I want more laws. 0.99

02:54:37.000 Oh.

02:54:38.000 No one's allowed to be happy.

02:54:44.000 The chat says it's a Suzuka fair game.

02:54:46.000 Yeah.

02:54:47.000 She's not real.

02:54:49.000 Yeah, exactly.

02:54:49.000 And so is Misty.

02:54:51.000 God damn it. 0.99

02:54:53.000 Have you seen that? 1.00

02:54:54.000 Have you seen that new art?

02:54:56.000 Oh, yeah.

02:54:57.000 Oh, yeah. 0.99

02:54:58.000 Fucking, I'm posting it. 0.98

02:54:59.000 I'm putting it on the stream here. 0.99

02:55:02.000 We've got to find it.

02:55:05.000 I mean, look, I'm not saying that Nintendo is. 0.97

02:55:12.000 God damn it, where is it? 0.91

02:55:14.000 You've got to search on. 0.99

02:55:15.000 Because the game is Rule 34 or something, so do Rule 34 Misty.

02:55:22.000 Is that it?

02:55:25.000 I'm not sure if I want to put that on the.

02:55:28.000 On the timeline.

02:55:30.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:55:30.000 Speaking of, I actually, like, since, like, we, Froggy and I did the live stream, I'm definitely going to get a strike on my channel from that.

02:55:39.000 Because, like, I didn't make the stream, like, 18 or under.

02:55:44.000 YouTube did.

02:55:45.000 So.

02:55:47.000 And all we did was just show anime girls.

02:55:49.000 Okay, look.

02:55:51.000 Look, I'm just going to put this out here.

02:55:53.000 Maybe, if it works. 1.00

02:55:55.000 Drag it, son of a bitch. 1.00

02:55:57.000 Oh, my God. 1.00

02:55:58.000 There we go.

02:55:58.000 Okay.

02:55:59.000 I mean, look at that, dude.

02:56:01.000 Come on.

02:56:03.000 Nintendo's obviously trying to tell us something here with this key art.

02:56:06.000 I don't know.

02:56:07.000 This is official art.

02:56:08.000 This isn't.

02:56:09.000 This is on PokemonBlog.com.

02:56:11.000 I mean, look at that.

02:56:13.000 Okay?

02:56:14.000 I'm just saying.

02:56:15.000 I'm not mad at that.

02:56:17.000 Yeah, well, maybe you shouldn't say that.

02:56:22.000 But I'm just.

02:56:24.000 I'm kidding.

02:56:25.000 It's not my fault at this point.

02:56:25.000 I'm kidding.

02:56:28.000 That's all I'm saying.

02:56:30.000 I said the same thing.

02:56:31.000 I said the same thing.

02:56:33.000 Same thing. 1.00

02:56:37.000 I'm sure there's a reason for her bending over, like she's picking up a Pokeball.

02:56:43.000 My reason was the plastic in the water.

02:56:45.000 What's yours, buddy?

02:56:48.000 Look, I'm just saying that maybe she was 10 in the original show, but this is a. 0.87

02:56:55.000 And Froggy wants to get all autistic about it.

02:56:56.000 This is not an official game, which even lends credence to my theory that this is like a sequel.

02:57:01.000 It takes place years later.

02:57:04.000 She's obviously matured a lot, and you can tell in the art there.

02:57:08.000 So she's probably at least 20 to 22 years old.

02:57:11.000 That's my theory.

02:57:13.000 And until we get a source.

02:57:15.000 And some official canon.

02:57:17.000 That's what I'm going with.

02:57:19.000 And you can't stop me from doing what I'm going to do to that art.

02:57:24.000 That's all I'm saying.

02:57:27.000 I thought you guys were on the no fap train. 0.98

02:57:29.000 What happened to that? 1.00

02:57:30.000 Oh, yeah, I am.

02:57:31.000 Listen, I don't even. 1.00

02:57:32.000 I haven't seen my dick in months. 0.99

02:57:36.000 Okay. 1.00

02:57:39.000 I wear.

02:57:40.000 That doesn't sound healthy.

02:57:43.000 Listen, alright. 0.92

02:57:45.000 Alright, sicko. 0.64

02:57:46.000 I wear bathing suits in the shower, okay? 0.59

02:57:50.000 It's, uh, we run a tight ship.

02:57:53.000 That's a great idea.

02:58:00.000 Yeah, uh, Paul told me he wears bathing suits in prison too.

02:58:03.000 Well, yeah, that's first.

02:58:05.000 That's like.

02:58:10.000 I'm working on my, uh, irony jokes.

02:58:13.000 Yeah, you gotta work on a little harder.

02:58:17.000 They're very difficult.

02:58:19.000 Not really.

02:58:19.000 Oh, we got some more.

02:58:20.000 They're very easy.

02:58:23.000 Just like the girls.

02:58:27.000 We got some more donations here.

02:58:28.000 We have BakedFan69 says, Love Baked, only reason why I'm here, take my money.

02:58:35.000 Okay, I will.

02:58:37.000 We have Area51, which I can only assume is COINTELPRO, donated $10 and didn't say anything, which further lends credence to my COINTELPRO theory.

02:58:48.000 And then Anonymous, which is also probably COINTELPRO, says, The only reason why people are mad at that guy for banging that 16 year old is because they are jealous.

02:58:55.000 God, I wish that were me.

02:58:57.000 And he donated.

02:59:01.000 I'm not going to say you're wrong, but looking at the DM logs, you know.

02:59:05.000 Oh, is there DM logs?

02:59:06.000 Hang on.

02:59:07.000 I'm getting a bunch.

02:59:10.000 I don't know.

02:59:12.000 It'd be awful if somebody tweeted them.

02:59:14.000 But I can't.

02:59:16.000 Because I'm doing a live stream right now.

02:59:18.000 It's getting kind of late over here, guys.

02:59:22.000 It's three hours later where I'm at.

02:59:25.000 Yeah.

02:59:26.000 I know.

02:59:27.000 I'm joking.

02:59:29.000 Drop a link in the chat so I know what you guys are looking at. 0.99

02:59:35.000 Listen, Bake, I pissed her.

02:59:37.000 No, a safe for work link, please.

02:59:44.000 What else would you like?

02:59:44.000 Bake.

02:59:45.000 Want fries with that, too? 0.98

02:59:48.000 Intern, please. 0.91

02:59:50.000 Don't get coffee now.

02:59:51.000 Damien, yeah.

02:59:52.000 Damien, I'm bringing a fake box here.

02:59:55.000 So that tweet I was talking about with Ralph.

02:59:59.000 It's weird because I just went to and checked it again, and a bunch of people were underneath it saying 5 1. 0.95

03:00:05.000 That really sucks.

03:00:09.000 That's, oh man, I feel awful. 0.97

03:00:12.000 Yeah.

03:00:14.000 Might not be able to sleep tonight. 1.00

03:00:17.000 One of you girls wants to help and come cuddle, I'll be here. 0.85

03:00:23.000 I don't know why people would say 5 1 underneath that.

03:00:25.000 We didn't tell anybody to do that.

03:00:28.000 Just like I didn't tell anybody to spam Bring Beardson into the chat.

03:00:33.000 I'm telling you, our fans are just out of control.

03:00:35.000 Sorry.

03:00:36.000 Got another donation here that just says Baked Looking at Irony Bro is the name.

03:00:42.000 And it's donated $5 and says Bang Hello.

03:00:46.000 I don't know if that's like a threat.

03:00:49.000 I mean, I hope so.

03:00:51.000 I hope so.

03:00:51.000 Bang Bang.

03:00:52.000 But, alright.

03:00:55.000 Good thing I'm strapped. 1.00

03:00:57.000 Just kill me. 1.00

03:00:58.000 I don't care. 1.00

03:00:59.000 I turned 30 Monday. 1.00

03:01:00.000 Do you think I give a shit anymore? 1.00

03:01:03.000 Nah. 1.00

03:01:07.000 Hey, Jamie, can you pull up that pick of Ralph Retort's wife? 0.99

03:01:15.000 Jamie.

03:01:17.000 That's you, Paul.

03:01:19.000 No.

03:01:21.000 Paul's going to be our Jamie now. 0.96

03:01:24.000 Except useless. 0.93

03:01:27.000 Yeah. 0.94

03:01:30.000 We really need a Jamie.

03:01:31.000 We really do.

03:01:32.000 We need a Jamie that works for free and just be our slave.

03:01:39.000 Yeah, but you can do it. 0.95

03:01:40.000 You can have a show.

03:01:41.000 No, I'm the special guest.

03:01:43.000 I'm not the intern.

03:01:44.000 You're special, but we can.

03:01:49.000 I can tell Paul's found his comfy spot in the closet.

03:01:52.000 There you go.

03:01:55.000 You gotta get the fetal position just right, you know?

03:01:58.000 You gotta let the.

03:01:59.000 It's not that big.

03:02:00.000 It's not big enough.

03:02:01.000 I understand.

03:02:06.000 The carpet's sinking in just right.

03:02:09.000 Paul really gets a lot of confidence when I come on.

03:02:13.000 Yeah, it's like the most inadequate man here.

03:02:16.000 He's really charming tonight.

03:02:16.000 Wow.

03:02:21.000 I told you I've been working on my jokes, man.

03:02:23.000 Been learning from the best.

03:02:25.000 Keep it up.

03:02:28.000 You'll be an irony, bro, one day, babe.

03:02:29.000 You'll get there.

03:02:30.000 A couple of years of practice.

03:02:32.000 I got this.

03:02:34.000 Yeah.

03:02:34.000 Just start counter signaling Richard Spencer and you'll be there in no time.

03:02:39.000 I actually like Richard.

03:02:42.000 Oh, here we go.

03:02:42.000 All right.

03:02:43.000 All right, baby.

03:02:47.000 He's a genius.

03:02:49.000 Oh, man, I love him.

03:02:51.000 He's so smart.

03:02:53.000 Hang on.

03:02:53.000 Let me just.

03:02:54.000 He's so smart, man.

03:02:57.000 I think Richard is a very nice man.

03:02:59.000 Yeah, he's so nice. 1.00

03:03:00.000 He's such a pussy that he won't defeat me. 1.00

03:03:02.000 But he'll text people to not let me on their show. 1.00

03:03:07.000 What a fag. 1.00

03:03:08.000 You know, the one thing I'll say about Richard is he's not going to talk to you after this. 1.00

03:03:17.000 No, he's not.

03:03:18.000 So it's better just to double down now.

03:03:21.000 What I will say is, he's a great father. 1.00

03:03:25.000 It's really cool how he can bang all these other sluts that aren't his wife and how he never talks about the importance of the family unit when he's trying to save white people or something. 1.00

03:03:37.000 I don't know. 1.00

03:03:38.000 It's pretty fucked up that most school shooters that end up being white are, well, 99% of them end up having no father. 1.00

03:03:45.000 It'd suck if his two kids grew up to be school shooters. 1.00

03:03:48.000 That's All I have to say on the subject. 0.99

03:03:50.000 Yeah, it sucks that, like, he literally promotes paganism on his website. 0.97

03:03:55.000 For Coochie. 0.99

03:03:56.000 For Coochie. 1.00

03:03:58.000 That sucks. 0.98

03:04:00.000 I think we just. 0.99

03:04:02.000 I did criticize him for that.

03:04:03.000 He had a post on his alt right site that I really didn't like. 0.98

03:04:08.000 It said, like, Christianity is for cucks. 0.92

03:04:11.000 And it was, like, this, like, edgy, anti Christian post. 0.97

03:04:14.000 Well, yeah, I mean, that's what he wants to be. 0.99

03:04:16.000 He wants to be, like, the fucking salon writer for the right. 0.99

03:04:19.000 Like, that's what he wants to be. 0.99

03:04:20.000 He just wants to put out, like, these, like, Wild contrarian positions to seem like he's smarter than everybody else.

03:04:26.000 That's his whole beef.

03:04:28.000 I think he's pretty smart.

03:04:32.000 I mean, I have an 87 IQ, so I don't know.

03:04:35.000 I mean, I'm.

03:04:35.000 That's what I can say.

03:04:38.000 Apparently, he's not smart enough to, you know, not agree to do a Netflix documentary and appear like a drunk retard. 1.00

03:04:44.000 So, I don't know. 1.00

03:04:46.000 I don't know how smart the guy could be. 1.00

03:04:47.000 Yeah, he thought the director was going to fuck him. 1.00

03:04:52.000 And he really hates his wife. 1.00

03:04:54.000 He should honestly just get, like, a drunk driving car in Kentucky. 0.77

03:04:58.000 Honestly.

03:05:00.000 It's really the big play.

03:05:04.000 Someone in the chat said the Ralph retort just called you out.

03:05:08.000 I mean, that guy's probably lying, but.

03:05:09.000 Who cares?

03:05:11.000 Ralph Retard looking for y'all.

03:05:13.000 I mean, okay.

03:05:15.000 What are you going to do?

03:05:18.000 He's looking for you guys.

03:05:19.000 That's fine.

03:05:20.000 Better start hiding.

03:05:22.000 I'm so scared.

03:05:26.000 Just, you know.

03:05:28.000 What I want to know is I wonder if he actually won the fight against the cop.

03:05:33.000 5 1.

03:05:34.000 Yeah, I don't think so.

03:05:38.000 He looked pretty beat up.

03:05:40.000 So I'm not too worried about it.

03:05:42.000 I'm not saying I would ever assault a police officer, but I feel like I'd do okay if I did. 0.99

03:05:48.000 Did he say fuck the troops while he was charging at the officer? 0.99

03:05:52.000 No. 1.00

03:05:55.000 He doesn't have the balls to say anything like that. 1.00

03:05:57.000 He's not a man. 1.00

03:06:00.000 Oh, man.

03:06:01.000 He has too many troops in his audience.

03:06:06.000 Oh, no.

03:06:07.000 This is somebody.

03:06:08.000 Okay, I don't know if this will pick up on my phone.

03:06:11.000 But give it a second.

03:06:14.000 Oh, it's all mirrored.

03:06:15.000 But you can see what it says.

03:06:18.000 That's awful.

03:06:19.000 Yeah.

03:06:20.000 Someone's.

03:06:21.000 They're starting a meme on that poor kid.

03:06:25.000 Oof.

03:06:28.000 Guys, be better than this.

03:06:31.000 Don't.

03:06:34.000 No reason.

03:06:40.000 Ugh.

03:06:40.000 All right.

03:06:42.000 I mean, I guess we could.

03:06:43.000 I don't know.

03:06:44.000 Do I want to tune in to his show and see if he's talking about us?

03:06:49.000 I turned it on for a second.

03:06:50.000 He has that Corinne girl on.

03:06:52.000 Oh, wow.

03:06:53.000 Oh, no.

03:06:54.000 That's very good content.

03:06:58.000 Oh, no.

03:07:00.000 Meanwhile, we have Baked Alaska.

03:07:02.000 So who's really winning?

03:07:04.000 Probably him on that front.

03:07:07.000 He's probably winning, but at least I'm not a woman. 1.00

03:07:11.000 Very good point. 1.00

03:07:11.000 Good point. 1.00

03:07:15.000 They don't call him brains for nothing.

03:07:16.000 Yeah.

03:07:19.000 He's playing a stream in the background.

03:07:24.000 That's fine.

03:07:25.000 Yeah, who cares?

03:07:26.000 I mean, it's probably because he doesn't have any good content on his show, so this is the only way he's going to get good content on.

03:07:33.000 Yeah, he's got to restream your show.

03:07:36.000 That's his only content, is restreaming other people's content. 0.99

03:07:40.000 We got a super chat that says, it's from $2 from Spam that says, fuck Ralph. 0.99

03:07:46.000 Cool. 0.99

03:07:47.000 I didn't say that, by the way.

03:07:48.000 I would never say anything so controversial yet so brave.

03:07:52.000 I don't know, man. 0.96

03:07:59.000 Like I said, my whole beef with it was just him fucking lying about why he wouldn't let me on. 0.96

03:08:05.000 I don't care that I didn't get on, I was doing him a favor. 0.99

03:08:07.000 I'm not getting paid for any of that shit. 0.99

03:08:10.000 What more notoriety can I milk from owning Mike Enoch again? 0.99

03:08:17.000 I've already got my video clip, I've already got the intro to the sweat.

03:08:19.000 That's all I want.

03:08:21.000 You know, I just, I tried to give him a good show.

03:08:23.000 I used to like the guy. 0.98

03:08:24.000 And then he's like, lies like, well, you were too late and I couldn't bring you on because other people danced him and like all this other shit. 1.00

03:08:30.000 Like, dude, just admit that he's being a pussy. 1.00

03:08:33.000 And that's all you got to say. 0.99

03:08:34.000 And then this whole idea of like, I didn't talk about you, even though he was inferring that, you know, I was just going to say the same thing as everyone else, which isn't true.

03:08:44.000 I mean, that's my real big B for them. 0.63

03:08:45.000 And then they sit there and let Mike Enoch talk shit about me on the stream while I'm sitting there waiting to come on and wouldn't give me the opportunity to defend myself. 0.97

03:08:54.000 Not good. 0.97

03:08:56.000 What kind of kill stream is that?

03:08:58.000 You know?

03:08:58.000 Yeah, yeah.

03:08:59.000 I thought he's all about being the most savage stream.

03:09:03.000 Anybody can come on.

03:09:04.000 Like, that's how he advertises it.

03:09:06.000 Paul, say the tagline.

03:09:08.000 That's simply savage.

03:09:13.000 Nice.

03:09:14.000 Yeah, I like, honestly, I don't even really like talking about it because, again, we're giving him content.

03:09:25.000 This is the only content that he's going to have on his stream for a while because, you know. 0.85

03:09:30.000 No, he has some 50 year old lady that's addicted to drugs.

03:09:35.000 That's a lot of content.

03:09:36.000 I'm not going to sit idly by.

03:09:39.000 He has a bit of a cash cow. 1.00

03:09:42.000 The thing is, it's a woman. 0.98

03:09:44.000 So this is going to backfire. 0.75

03:09:46.000 The upside is, since we're saying it, he's not going to listen at all.

03:09:50.000 No.

03:09:51.000 So it's going to be awesome.

03:09:53.000 It's going to own so well.

03:09:56.000 We might have to do a midweek show to show you how bad it is.

03:10:01.000 Because, like, I don't know.

03:10:03.000 Paul, you know a lot about the legal system.

03:10:05.000 How much trouble is this guy in?

03:10:07.000 It's a lot of trouble.

03:10:12.000 Um, And, like, so here's the thing, too.

03:10:15.000 Like, the only reason, like, me and Ralph became friends is because he, like, he tried to neg me on Twitter, and I owned him so hard that I made him issue a public apology.

03:10:25.000 And then he's like, Do you want to come on my show?

03:10:26.000 And I was like, Yeah.

03:10:27.000 And then, like, even go back and listen to the show, which I doubt anyone heard it because he only had, like, 100 viewers at the time.

03:10:33.000 He was like, Yeah, we started off beefing, and then we became friends. 0.95

03:10:36.000 And it's like, Yeah, because I made him my bitch, and I made him publicly apologize. 0.91

03:10:39.000 Like, I still have, like, the Skype logs where, like, he's like, So, were we cool? 0.95

03:10:44.000 And I was like, Yeah, you issue a public apology.

03:10:47.000 We'll be cool.

03:10:48.000 If he wants to issue a public apology to me, I mean, we could put this whole thing to bed. 1.00

03:10:53.000 But, yeah, until then, fuck him. 1.00

03:10:59.000 I don't want to bury it. 1.00

03:11:01.000 He's fat. 0.97

03:11:03.000 So. 0.96

03:11:06.000 I mean, all he has to do is submit.

03:11:08.000 That's all he has to do.

03:11:10.000 But I think he's a little too high in his own.

03:11:14.000 He's got what we call internet personality disorder.

03:11:18.000 Yeah, he said he found his stool, folks.

03:11:21.000 That's all.

03:11:22.000 That's all it is.

03:11:23.000 You found a school, and this is what you get.

03:11:29.000 It's sad.

03:11:30.000 It's sad when a little e fame gets to your head.

03:11:32.000 But, you know, e fame's a hell of a drug.

03:11:35.000 You can ask Big Blask about that.

03:11:37.000 Oh. 1.00

03:11:40.000 Dude, yeah, that shit'll ruin your life, man. 1.00

03:11:44.000 Don't get too high on e fame. 1.00

03:11:46.000 You really can't, dude.

03:11:47.000 I mean, that's why I never want to get famous.

03:11:50.000 That's why.

03:11:51.000 It's awful, dude.

03:11:52.000 I don't know why I ever wanted to.

03:11:54.000 Be famous.

03:11:55.000 It is the worst thing that could ever happen to my life.

03:11:59.000 It's always the only good thing that comes from it.

03:12:01.000 Where I'm at now, I don't even get tummy pics.

03:12:04.000 Yeah, you do.

03:12:06.000 Yeah, I do. 0.99

03:12:10.000 That's the warning sign, though, is like, you know, this sucks. 0.99

03:12:13.000 Yeah. 0.98

03:12:14.000 I mean, like, that's the thing is like, I don't know, like, if we wanted to, we could fucking stream every night for fucking eight hours a night if we wanted to. 0.89

03:12:24.000 I don't want to. 0.99

03:12:25.000 That sucks. 0.50

03:12:26.000 I like exactly where we're at. 0.99

03:12:28.000 And that's what I told Englund.

03:12:29.000 I was like, because, you know, England's a good guy, and he was giving me a bunch of tips and stuff on how to, like, make the show super successful, you know, about, like, you know, we should post clips and stuff of the show.

03:12:37.000 And I'm like, no, like, I don't want to do that.

03:12:39.000 I don't want to be famous.

03:12:40.000 I don't like the fame.

03:12:41.000 I just, like, I'm doing this because it humors me. 0.99

03:12:44.000 This is a fucking hobby for me. 0.97

03:12:46.000 I don't have to make a living doing this like Ralph does because he has a felony charge on his record and can't get a real job. 1.00

03:12:52.000 This is also fucked up. 0.99

03:12:54.000 He's 61 inches. 0.99

03:12:55.000 I'm making this.

03:12:56.000 We're going to be taking this full time.

03:12:58.000 Yeah.

03:13:00.000 5 1.

03:13:01.000 Like, God bless.

03:13:02.000 Like, why would you.

03:13:03.000 I don't know why you would want to do this for a living.

03:13:05.000 Like, honestly.

03:13:07.000 Nothing good comes out of it.

03:13:08.000 And, like, honestly, and I'm speaking practically here, like, how long can you honestly make a living doing this kind of thing?

03:13:15.000 You know what I mean?

03:13:16.000 And you do this YouTube thing for a while and you make a bunch of money and then it goes away.

03:13:20.000 It's a pretty fleeting career.

03:13:22.000 You know what I mean?

03:13:23.000 Especially, like, all it takes is one YouTube ban or whatever to take it all away from you.

03:13:31.000 It just doesn't seem like a good.

03:13:33.000 Career option to me, and then when you do try to go get a job, you know, like, why do you have a three year gap in your unemployment history? 0.94

03:13:43.000 It's like, well, I was a YouTuber and I talked about the Jews. 0.67

03:13:49.000 Like, no, like, that's not a good look. 0.79

03:13:53.000 I mean, again, that doesn't really matter to people, you know, like Ralph, because he doesn't have a choice.

03:14:01.000 He doesn't have a choice to live a normal life anymore. 0.97

03:14:04.000 Like, he fucked that up for himself. 1.00

03:14:05.000 It sucks. 0.99

03:14:06.000 I'm sorry that he did that. 0.99

03:14:08.000 But that's the way it is.

03:14:10.000 And it's just, it's not a, it doesn't, you have to be a very unstable person in order to really carve a niche in doing this.

03:14:19.000 And like, that's my thing of like, well, I mean, not really.

03:14:22.000 If what we're doing, it's like, it's just like, it's stable.

03:14:26.000 It's not a, if you do it fast, yeah, you have to be unstable.

03:14:31.000 But if you're just like, just doing it like a normal, like Baked was saying, just talking, like it works out if you're decently interesting.

03:14:39.000 Yeah, and I mean, we're not.

03:14:42.000 Well, I am.

03:14:44.000 I mean, I don't know about you.

03:14:45.000 You guys are pretty boring.

03:14:46.000 Yeah, I'm very boring, honestly.

03:14:48.000 Again, 30 Monday, so wait for that content well to dry up.

03:14:52.000 I'm just scraping the bottle of the barrel at this point.

03:14:56.000 I'm seeing some pretty tired ass takes on Twitter, real quick, and I have to take to the airwaves and say, like, you know, if, listen, you got. 0.95

03:15:06.000 A big shout out to the people that wait for school shootings to make funny tweets, but as soon as a mutual fucks a teenager, all of a sudden Twitter's too much. 0.97

03:15:21.000 Tonight is dedicated to you. 0.99

03:15:24.000 Dude, that's always the funniest shit when people like. 1.00

03:15:28.000 These are the people that like joke about fucking Jews and shit, but if you make it like a joke, like an edgy joke about a celebrity death, they're like, whoa, buddy. 1.00

03:15:37.000 It's a little too far, all right? 1.00

03:15:39.000 Listen, I'm all for joking about having sex with underage girls, but listen. 0.99

03:15:44.000 Anthony Bourdain just died. 0.99

03:15:46.000 All right.

03:15:47.000 Let's.

03:15:47.000 His body's not even cold.

03:15:49.000 Let's temper it a little bit.

03:15:55.000 Yeah, I don't know.

03:15:55.000 Everything's on the table.

03:15:58.000 Sorry about it, snowflakes.

03:16:00.000 But don't get triggered when we joke about pedophilia.

03:16:05.000 We've done like 90 episodes on it.

03:16:05.000 Yeah.

03:16:10.000 And you can find them at Gumroad.com slash The Weekly Sweat.

03:16:17.000 Wow.

03:16:18.000 In tandem showing.

03:16:18.000 In tandem.

03:16:19.000 I'm pretty sure Right Wing Watch is going to clip that pretty soon.

03:16:23.000 That's fine.

03:16:24.000 They need to hire us.

03:16:26.000 That's fine.

03:16:26.000 You better do it quick because our show is only hosted for a short while.

03:16:32.000 Meanwhile, the FBI works 24 7.

03:16:41.000 Somebody donated $3 said, Brapno State said, Can we get Ralph versus Baked for five minutes?

03:16:49.000 No, I don't think that's going to happen. 0.94

03:16:52.000 No, sorry, I don't talk to fat felons. 0.99

03:16:55.000 It's a good policy. 0.74

03:16:57.000 I mean, if he would lose some weight, you can't be both. 1.00

03:17:01.000 You can't be a fat ass and a felon. 1.00

03:17:03.000 You can maybe be one, but not interested. 1.00

03:17:07.000 Yeah.

03:17:07.000 I mean, I'll bring him on if he wants to come on my show, but I'm not coming on his.

03:17:13.000 I'm not allowed on there, obviously.

03:17:17.000 I don't come.

03:17:18.000 So, nah, I mean, I don't want to.

03:17:24.000 That's how I get away with these jokes.

03:17:26.000 I'll talk to anybody. 0.99

03:17:27.000 I don't give a shit. 0.99

03:17:28.000 I'll go on any show, anytime. 1.00

03:17:30.000 I don't give a fuck. 0.99

03:17:33.000 I mean, hell, I've already been on the Daily Stormer. 0.99

03:17:34.000 I mean, there really isn't anywhere too edgy or too bad that I won't go.

03:17:44.000 So, can we bring back that Misty pick?

03:17:49.000 That's gone, unfortunately.

03:17:52.000 Too bad.

03:17:53.000 How long do we want to go for?

03:17:54.000 Because we're like way over.

03:17:57.000 We'll take like one more call at least.

03:17:59.000 Because I told like, Four people like, yeah, we're gonna do calls tonight, so just hang out.

03:18:07.000 Uh, all right, let's.

03:18:11.000 I guess we can take one call.

03:18:12.000 Uh, who do you want to bring in?

03:18:13.000 I don't really care.

03:18:16.000 Their seventh son, which obviously isn't the real seventh son, but I wish it was, that'd be hilarious.

03:18:21.000 But, uh, I guess we can bring in.

03:18:31.000 Well, the funny thing is, though, is like baked or Paul's not gonna be able to hear him, so.

03:18:36.000 That's fine.

03:18:38.000 Yeah, I mean, it's probably for the best, to be honest.

03:18:40.000 Yeah.

03:18:41.000 Yeah, you got it.

03:18:44.000 Alright.

03:18:44.000 Well, who do you want to bring in, Sean?

03:18:48.000 Should I do any, me, me, mo here?

03:18:51.000 Eh. 0.98

03:18:53.000 No, they're all. 0.99

03:18:53.000 Well, Stumpy is, like, literally gay, but, like, the rest of them are all gay, so, like, you can pick. 0.99

03:19:00.000 Oh. 0.99

03:19:02.000 All right.

03:19:03.000 Tell you what.

03:19:03.000 I'm getting a picture right now.

03:19:06.000 Oh, no.

03:19:09.000 I don't know what this means, but I guess that dude had to buy Plan B.

03:19:16.000 Oh, no.

03:19:18.000 Oh, no.

03:19:19.000 Stop it.

03:19:20.000 I wish I could.

03:19:22.000 I'm just reporting on the news.

03:19:25.000 Oh, no.

03:19:27.000 Yeah.

03:19:29.000 Yeah.

03:19:32.000 Well, at least he's not only going to jail, but he's also going to hell. 1.00

03:19:36.000 You retard. 1.00

03:19:44.000 Oh, man. 1.00

03:19:45.000 That's not a hole like everyone else. 0.98

03:19:51.000 That sucks. 0.98

03:19:54.000 I'll bring in the Stempy dude. 1.00

03:19:56.000 He says he's not gay, so let's ask him about it. 0.98

03:19:59.000 All right, Stempy, you're live on the air with the weekly sweat. 0.92

03:20:04.000 Hey, what's up?

03:20:05.000 So, is it. 0.91

03:20:06.000 Can we confirm or deny the rumors that you're gay? 0.96

03:20:14.000 Heard some dead air here, guy. 0.57

03:20:15.000 I'm getting a little nervous.

03:20:22.000 Oh, I was listening to the stream audio, not this audio.

03:20:25.000 Oh. 0.91

03:20:28.000 I'm not gay.

03:20:28.000 Alright, do you have any proof?

03:20:30.000 As far as I know.

03:20:31.000 Do you have an anime body pillow or something we could see to confirm this?

03:20:38.000 Oh!

03:20:40.000 Oh!

03:20:47.000 Open mic night on the sweat here.

03:20:49.000 See you guys.

03:20:50.000 See you, man. 1.00

03:20:52.000 He sounded gay when he left. 1.00

03:20:57.000 He's probably gay. 1.00

03:20:57.000 Yeah, that was. 1.00

03:21:01.000 So.

03:21:02.000 Alright.

03:21:03.000 Well, that was our last caller.

03:21:05.000 Hey!

03:21:06.000 For the night.

03:21:07.000 We took some calls.

03:21:07.000 That was pretty good.

03:21:10.000 Unless someone wants to donate some money to come in, then we'll have them in, but we're probably going to wrap things up here.

03:21:17.000 Because we've been streaming for like three hours and.

03:21:19.000 Yeah, you guys don't pay me that much.

03:21:21.000 But if you do, it's streamlabs.com slash the weekly sweat.

03:21:25.000 No, beards and beardly slash beards and beardly.

03:21:28.000 Whatever.

03:21:29.000 The link's in there.

03:21:31.000 It's fine.

03:21:33.000 What's weird is I actually had it set up for the weekly sweat and then it changed my URL to beards and beardly.

03:21:38.000 That's so weird.

03:21:39.000 Yeah.

03:21:40.000 I don't know.

03:21:42.000 Odd.

03:21:43.000 So, okay.

03:21:43.000 Okay.

03:21:44.000 So, him buying the plan B was off of his private.

03:21:49.000 You know, listen, folks. 0.96

03:21:54.000 Stop being autistic and posting stuff on Twitter. 0.99

03:21:58.000 Why? 0.99

03:21:59.000 He didn't just post the plan B thing on his private.

03:22:01.000 He posted in a DM group. 0.99

03:22:03.000 So all the people you think you're close with that won't share shit, obviously. 0.99

03:22:10.000 Oh, man. 0.98

03:22:12.000 Again, you can only find this info at gumro.comslash theweeklysweat. 0.99

03:22:16.000 We'll probably share your shit if it gets leaked. 0.99

03:22:19.000 But if it gets leaked, that's your fault. 1.00

03:22:21.000 Yeah, don't.

03:22:21.000 So.

03:22:22.000 Don't. 1.00

03:22:23.000 The internet's not your fucking diary, dude. 0.99

03:22:25.000 Like, it's not. 0.99

03:22:27.000 It's not.

03:22:28.000 The internet is not a substitute for, like, real friends and companionship.

03:22:28.000 It's not.

03:22:33.000 And it's not a substitute for a fucking journal. 0.99

03:22:35.000 Just write it down. 0.99

03:22:37.000 That's all you gotta do.

03:22:38.000 Like, buy a journal.

03:22:40.000 It literally costs, like, a dollar.

03:22:43.000 It's.

03:22:44.000 Oh, my God.

03:22:45.000 No one.

03:22:48.000 I don't get it why people continue to overshare on the internet.

03:22:48.000 I don't get it.

03:22:52.000 This is.

03:22:55.000 One of those things where. 0.79

03:22:56.000 Just keep your mouth shut.

03:22:59.000 Is the best answer. 0.93

03:23:03.000 All right.

03:23:04.000 Well, Bake, do you have anything you want to show?

03:23:06.000 Like your country music album?

03:23:09.000 No.

03:23:11.000 I've retired from everything.

03:23:14.000 I don't do anything anymore except love and worship my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

03:23:22.000 And that's all I want to promote become Christian.

03:23:26.000 And it's awesome if you become Christian and you love Jesus.

03:23:31.000 That's all I got to show.

03:23:33.000 That's good.

03:23:33.000 Good.

03:23:34.000 Paul, do you want to talk about your stupid show or what? 1.00

03:23:38.000 No, I want to say follow me on Twitter, B A U L Town. 1.00

03:23:45.000 Soon I'll pass Bearson and I'll be pretty good. 1.00

03:23:49.000 You know, the worst part about this whole thing, yeah, I got stuff to show, but hold on.

03:23:54.000 This is important.

03:23:54.000 The worst part about this whole thing, he already has his Lucas nips out.

03:23:58.000 No.

03:23:59.000 Yeah, of course he does.

03:24:02.000 Oh my God, it's like the first thing.

03:24:04.000 It's the first thing when I put time on.

03:24:05.000 It's a simulation.

03:24:06.000 You know, like, stop doing this, guys.

03:24:11.000 What are you doing?

03:24:12.000 Stop.

03:24:12.000 Like, I, oh, man.

03:24:14.000 Anyways, patreon.com slash health and hubris.

03:24:18.000 You can find the latest up to date info in the medical field.

03:24:22.000 And how not to let this happen to you?

03:24:25.000 Because how is this dude like 18 and he has a worse body than I do?

03:24:29.000 How does that work?

03:24:32.000 Uh, I don't know. 0.99

03:24:34.000 God damn it. 0.99

03:24:35.000 It was literally like I opened Twitter and there it was. 0.99

03:24:39.000 I just work here, folks.

03:24:41.000 I just report on the news.

03:24:42.000 That's all.

03:24:45.000 Of course, check out the Gumroad, gumroad.com slash the weekly sweat.

03:24:45.000 Yep.

03:24:49.000 Of course, streamlabs.com slash beards and beerly if you want to give us some money to help support the show.

03:24:55.000 Of course, we've got t shirts down below if you want to order the t shirts.

03:24:58.000 They rule.

03:24:59.000 I'm thinking about doing a new design t shirt pretty soon.

03:25:04.000 I've got a couple ideas bouncing around.

03:25:06.000 So if you don't want to look like you're a baseball player, which I don't know why you wouldn't because those shirts look fantastic, and you want something a little bit more edgy and neat like, I may have something for you soon.

03:25:15.000 So stay tuned for that. 0.65

03:25:16.000 At the hetero gamer at Twitter.

03:25:20.000 Other than that, my birthday is Monday.

03:25:24.000 You know what to do.

03:25:27.000 Toes.

03:25:29.000 Are you doing a birthday stream or what's going on?

03:25:32.000 Probably not.

03:25:33.000 I might stream.

03:25:34.000 I don't know.

03:25:34.000 It depends on how drunk I get.

03:25:35.000 Because I'm going to get fucking shit faced. 0.99

03:25:40.000 Whenever I get done with all my birthday celebrations, I may try to do a Mario Tennis stream because I'm ranked number 59 in the world right now or in the US and 190 in the world at Mario Tennis. 0.99

03:25:49.000 So I may stream some more Mario Tennis.

03:25:51.000 Oh, you have a Switch?

03:25:53.000 Oh, yeah.

03:25:54.000 Bro.

03:25:55.000 Let's go.

03:25:56.000 Bro, let's go.

03:25:58.000 I've been playing the Mario Rabbits battle.

03:26:02.000 Oh, yeah.

03:26:03.000 Get Mario Tennis.

03:26:04.000 It's so good.

03:26:05.000 Is it?

03:26:06.000 It's the most competitive online game right now.

03:26:06.000 Yeah.

03:26:09.000 I'll 1v1 you, bro.

03:26:10.000 Oh, let's do it.

03:26:11.000 Let's stream it. 1.00

03:26:12.000 I will dominate you.

03:26:14.000 I'll pick that up. 0.95

03:26:15.000 Okay.

03:26:18.000 Other than that, that's all I got to chill.

03:26:21.000 Thanks, everybody, for tuning in.

03:26:22.000 Thanks for all the donations.

03:26:23.000 And we'll see you next week. 0.96

03:26:25.000 Where we are just going to continue to talk shit about Ralph because it's making him mad. 0.71

03:26:30.000 Alright, see you guys. 0.95

03:26:32.000 Have a good night. 1.00

03:26:33.000 Fuck the fans. 1.00

03:26:34.000 See you guys. 1.00

America First - Nicholas J. Fuentes - July 15, 2018

Nick on The Weekly Sweat - THE FAT RETORT

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