America First - Nicholas J. Fuentes - December 22, 2020


up all night chilling


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6 hours and 52 minutes

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62.71

Word count

25,850

Sentence count

3,285

Harmful content

Misogyny

170

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Toxicity

581

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Hate speech

393

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In this episode of Civ 5, Jake and Beardson play Civ 5 and talk about the coziest nations in the universe, and how to be a snow globalist in Civ 5. Also, Jake wants to play a Civ 5 marathon.

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00:15:16.000 How's that?
00:15:16.000 Is that better?
00:15:18.000 Is that a good volume?
00:15:19.000 Let me know if that's good or not.
00:15:23.000 Hey, Jake Lloyd in chat, Beardson in chat.
00:15:31.000 What's going on, fellas?
00:15:35.000 Perfect.
00:15:35.000 Is that better?
00:15:44.000 Some are saying up a little, up a pinch.
00:15:48.000 I'll boost it a little bit.
00:15:52.000 What do you think of this cozy environment I've created?
00:15:56.000 Look at this high effort stream here.
00:16:00.000 I have a border for my stream, I have this snow overlay.
00:16:08.000 See, I turn it on, I flip a switch, I turn it on, and it's game over for all of you.
00:16:12.000 Game over for every other stream.
00:16:14.000 Streamer in the universe.
00:16:19.000 Beardson says, This is very cozy.
00:16:21.000 Thanks, man.
00:16:23.000 Thanks.
00:16:23.000 Cozy approved.
00:16:24.000 I was loving Beardson's stream earlier.
00:16:26.000 I was kind of jealous because of how cozy he was.
00:16:31.000 I'm never that cozy.
00:16:32.000 I'm always doing a show, I'm always high energy.
00:16:36.000 I said, You know what?
00:16:37.000 Maybe it's time for a little cozy mode.
00:16:40.000 I'm going to be up all night probably, so I figured I'll play a little Civ 5.
00:16:44.000 I said to myself, Why not?
00:16:46.000 Turn on the stream.
00:16:48.000 Why not turn on the stream a little bit here, huh?
00:16:52.000 What an environment! Says Groiping My Balls. 0.98
00:16:56.000 What an environment indeed. 0.91
00:16:59.000 People turn on the stream and they say, What an environment!
00:17:04.000 Wow, what an environment!
00:17:07.000 Beardson says, Nick gets to be a little cozy as a treat every once in a while.
00:17:12.000 Yeah, every once in a while I earn a little cozy stream.
00:17:16.000 Whoops.
00:17:18.000 Didn't mean to do that.
00:17:21.000 Just polishing my snow glove here.
00:17:25.000 Wow!
00:17:31.000 Whoa!
00:17:34.000 Immersion, immersion.
00:17:36.000 You're immersed in a winter wonderland.
00:17:42.000 Oh.
00:17:56.000 Jake Lloyd says Nick is a snow globalist.
00:17:59.000 I feel like I'm a globalist.
00:18:02.000 I'll accept as a snow globalist. 0.64
00:18:07.000 What country should I be?
00:18:09.000 What country should I be?
00:18:17.000 I'm thinking Rome or Germany or should I be somebody else?
00:18:33.000 America?
00:18:37.000 I don't really like America's abilities.
00:18:46.000 UK, Russia, Germany, Japan, Nigeria.
00:18:52.000 Hmm.
00:18:56.000 Hmm.
00:19:00.000 I don't know.
00:19:02.000 What's the coziest nation in this game?
00:19:05.000 What's the coziest nation in Civilization V?
00:19:10.000 Jake says they don't make America powerful enough.
00:19:12.000 Yeah.
00:19:13.000 Not enough of an advantage.
00:19:14.000 It's not realistic.
00:19:16.000 The video game isn't very realistic.
00:19:20.000 Excuse me.
00:19:21.000 Yeah.
00:19:21.000 Where's.
00:19:22.000 America needs a better advantage.
00:19:25.000 How about Britain?
00:19:27.000 No.
00:19:30.000 Beardson says Japan is pretty cozy.
00:19:32.000 Japan is cozy. 0.99
00:19:37.000 But their power up sucks. 0.99
00:19:43.000 Units fight as though they are full strength, even when damaged. 0.96
00:19:46.000 Plus one culture from each fishing boat.
00:19:49.000 She Simping says we can make streaming environments, but this one is a beauty.
00:19:55.000 It's a streaming environment.
00:19:56.000 We can make streaming environments, but that one is a beauty.
00:20:00.000 All right, let's be Japan.
00:20:03.000 And what kind of map?
00:20:04.000 What kind of map should we do?
00:20:06.000 Let's do.
00:20:09.000 I'm partial usually to Terra, Pangea, or continents.
00:20:14.000 I kind of like continents because if you don't have.
00:20:19.000 You know, you can get set up sometimes and never have to build a navy.
00:20:23.000 And I don't like that.
00:20:24.000 I want to have to have a navy.
00:20:26.000 I like to utilize all aspects, not just the dogmatic, narrow minded view.
00:20:34.000 Of the terrestrials.
00:20:38.000 Isn't that what's the Palpatine quote about the Force?
00:20:43.000 One must study all its aspects.
00:20:45.000 You have to have, you know, I like the idea of an amphibious assault.
00:20:50.000 I like in the late game when you arrive with a fleet, you know, ships take out the navy.
00:20:56.000 I like this multi part assault.
00:20:59.000 I like knocking out the fleet, bombing the land units, landing on the shore, establishing a beachhead, working your way through.
00:21:08.000 You know, that logistical challenge adds to the fun.
00:21:12.000 Logistical challenge adds to the enjoyment.
00:21:16.000 Increases the enjoyment.
00:21:23.000 Yeah, so let's do maybe not archipelago.
00:21:26.000 Maybe do they have small continents?
00:21:35.000 Jake Lloyd says maybe I will play Civ 5 while watching Nick play Civ 5.
00:21:39.000 Please do, Jake.
00:21:41.000 Please do.
00:21:43.000 I would love to hang out with my friend Jake Lloyd in chat.
00:21:52.000 Prince, difficulty.
00:21:53.000 Because I want to win.
00:21:54.000 You know, it's not fun if you don't win.
00:21:56.000 I want to win.
00:21:57.000 Should we do quick or standard?
00:21:59.000 How about marathon?
00:22:00.000 How about quick?
00:22:04.000 And no city states.
00:22:07.000 I hate city states.
00:22:11.000 And we'll make it kind of a.
00:22:13.000 I like to have a.
00:22:14.000 Very large map and not a lot of civilizations.
00:22:20.000 So let's do eight Civs.
00:22:24.000 I have a very autistically specific way of playing this game.
00:22:29.000 I have never played a normal Civ game.
00:22:32.000 The only kinds of games I play, I've only ever played Domination only.
00:22:37.000 I have literally, I played this game for five years, maybe longer.
00:22:41.000 I have never played a game where any victory other than Domination is.
00:22:46.000 Enabled never, never in my entire life.
00:22:51.000 You know, I played this game for maybe 500 hours.
00:22:54.000 I've never played a single game where a non domination victory type is enabled.
00:23:00.000 I've never played a normal game where you have lots of city states and enough civs to fill up the map.
00:23:08.000 That's the only way I play.
00:23:12.000 Why else would you play this game if you weren't gonna?
00:23:14.000 Who is playing who among us is playing Civilization 5 to get a time victory?
00:23:19.000 Or to get a science victory.
00:23:22.000 Well, I built all, I built the UN and I won a cultural victory.
00:23:32.000 Or whatever, diplomatic victory.
00:23:36.000 Let's do quick combat.
00:23:38.000 Should we do quick movement?
00:23:47.000 Not gonna do.
00:23:48.000 Should I do complete kills?
00:23:50.000 Sometimes I enable that and it's so annoying because these people keep voting in the World Assembly because there's like one land unit in like the ice at the top of the map.
00:24:02.000 Completely inaccessible.
00:24:04.000 Have you ever done this?
00:24:05.000 I play so when you play with complete kills, you have to destroy all the units, not just the cities.
00:24:11.000 And every time there will be like a sea unit you have to chase the whole game, or there'll be like one warrior in.
00:24:19.000 In the tundra at the bottom or the top of the map.
00:24:23.000 And you gotta go all the way.
00:24:24.000 You literally have to dedicate, swear, you have to dedicate like an entire team of units in the late game just to exterminate civilizations.
00:24:33.000 I'm not.
00:24:34.000 If you've ever played this way, you know.
00:24:37.000 You'll be losing money every turn.
00:24:39.000 You're in the middle of two wars at one time, and you have to have an expeditionary force.
00:24:45.000 You have to have like 10 units just to track down and exterminate.
00:24:49.000 One or two civilizations because they'll keep voting in the World Congress.
00:24:54.000 Even though they only have one scout alive in the North Pole, they will still vote in the World Congress every turn to mess with you.
00:25:07.000 So.
00:25:08.000 So I don't know.
00:25:12.000 So do I keep it on?
00:25:13.000 Do I turn it off?
00:25:14.000 What do we think?
00:25:15.000 Press 1 to keep it on, press 2 to turn it off.
00:25:27.000 One to keep it on.
00:25:28.000 Not every turn.
00:25:29.000 Sean Bates is every turn.
00:25:30.000 You know what I mean?
00:25:31.000 Every time they vote.
00:25:33.000 Every World Congress vote.
00:25:36.000 It's very mixed. 1.00
00:25:38.000 This is not helpful at all. 1.00
00:25:39.000 It's very mixed.
00:25:40.000 Very mixed response.
00:25:47.000 I'll keep it on so I can hunt them down.
00:25:53.000 Let's see.
00:25:56.000 Game era, rainfall, sea level, resources.
00:26:07.000 How about standard?
00:26:11.000 Okay, I think we're ready.
00:26:12.000 Ready to start the game.
00:26:13.000 Let's go.
00:26:16.000 Beardson says my vote is one and mine counts double.
00:26:18.000 Well, we're leaving it on.
00:26:19.000 We're leaving it on.
00:26:27.000 Let's go.
00:26:36.000 This headset hurts my head.
00:26:38.000 I can't hear myself.
00:26:53.000 What game is this?
00:26:54.000 It's Civ 5.
00:27:07.000 Okay, here we go.
00:27:09.000 Let's do it.
00:27:18.000 City by the Sea.
00:27:32.000 I always do pottery first.
00:27:34.000 Very important to establish a granary so you can keep the population.
00:27:38.000 Population is very key.
00:27:40.000 I'm a population player.
00:27:41.000 I like to tradition, build up my population, build as many buildings as possible.
00:27:48.000 This is how I do it I build up an engine.
00:27:52.000 This is critical.
00:27:53.000 You have to build up an engine, lots of production.
00:27:58.000 You need four cities with lots of production to be your factory.
00:28:03.000 So I usually forego building lots of units in the Early game.
00:28:07.000 I try to build as few units as possible.
00:28:10.000 I focus on buildings.
00:28:11.000 I focus on this engine of growth, engine of growth theory of Civ.
00:28:38.000 Should I start heading back the other way?
00:28:39.000 What do you think?
00:28:51.000 Let's get a scout.
00:28:52.000 This is good.
00:28:52.000 See, this is good.
00:28:53.000 We're ahead of the game.
00:28:54.000 Already finished my monument before I can even build a granary.
00:28:58.000 This is, we're doing really good here.
00:29:02.000 This is off to a great start tonight.
00:29:18.000 I like to do writing right after so I can get a library.
00:29:22.000 It's very critical to get a library up and running. 0.99
00:29:26.000 Hey, Wooza!
00:29:27.000 What's up, Wooza?
00:29:38.000 Should I do a shrine first?
00:29:40.000 Yeah, I think I will do a shrine and then a granary.
00:29:56.000 I don't find religion very useful in this game.
00:29:58.000 I've never been a big religion player.
00:30:05.000 But, you know, why not?
00:30:07.000 We'll establish a religion.
00:30:28.000 Let's see, it's time to adopt another policy. 0.99
00:30:31.000 Let's go with Garrison. 0.97
00:30:39.000 Oh! 0.99
00:30:42.000 Okay, I'll be very mindful of the barbarian encampment to my southwest. 0.97
00:30:56.000 Beardson's never been a huge civ guy, so I'm watching for the tips. 0.99
00:31:00.000 Yeah, this is a tips and tricks.
00:31:02.000 Playthrough.
00:31:04.000 Hey everybody, you're watching Gaming Hacks.
00:31:09.000 I'm your host.
00:31:10.000 Do you know that Jaden used to have a YouTube channel like that?
00:31:14.000 Wooza says, Merry Christmas, bro.
00:31:16.000 See you at MAGA March 3.
00:31:17.000 Hey, Merry Christmas.
00:31:19.000 Thank you so much for the genie.
00:31:20.000 I appreciate it.
00:31:22.000 Thanks, Wooza.
00:31:25.000 Stempai says, Just noticed Nick was streaming.
00:31:27.000 What the heck?
00:31:28.000 Hey, Stempai, what's going on? 0.57
00:31:32.000 What was I saying?
00:31:34.000 I was saying something very important.
00:31:38.000 Oh, yeah, Jaden used to have a gaming channel.
00:31:40.000 He would be like, Hey guys, it's me, Volatile, back with another stream.
00:31:50.000 Very, very funny stuff.
00:31:52.000 I mean, this is funny stuff.
00:31:56.000 Beardson says, Jaden be like, What's up, gamers?
00:31:58.000 Here's how to find this strip club in GTA V. So true.
00:32:02.000 So true.
00:32:04.000 That's such a typical Jaden move.
00:32:07.000 Total Jaden move.
00:32:19.000 Why is it doing this now?
00:32:24.000 Let's see.
00:32:27.000 Ancestor Worship.
00:32:33.000 Well, this is sort of a topographically diverse continent, so choosing something based on the features of the land is probably not going to be good.
00:32:47.000 10% faster growth rate, plus 30 HP.
00:32:51.000 Healed per turn if adjacent to a friendly city.
00:32:56.000 Faith healer, that sounds pretty good. 1.00
00:32:58.000 She simping says Jaden be like, the tits on these GTA strippers look fake. 0.99
00:33:03.000 That's how he knows. 0.99
00:33:04.000 That's how he knew. 0.97
00:33:06.000 That's how he knew that OnlyFans girls' boobs were fake because it's all the GTA. 1.00
00:33:18.000 Plus one happiness from cities built on rivers. 1.00
00:33:21.000 Well, I'm only going to have like one or two cities built on rivers, probably.
00:33:36.000 Let's see.
00:33:37.000 Plus 30% increase in city ranged combat strength.
00:33:39.000 That's pretty good.
00:33:42.000 Goddess of Love.
00:33:43.000 Plus one happiness from cities with a population of six.
00:33:46.000 That'll be helpful down the road.
00:33:56.000 Thank you.
00:34:03.000 Let's do.
00:34:08.000 Plus one production in cities with a population of three or more.
00:34:12.000 I think I'm going to try.
00:34:13.000 Let's try that one.
00:34:14.000 Let's try that one on for size.
00:34:17.000 Why not?
00:34:20.000 Based sauce has finally caught one of your gaming streams.
00:34:23.000 Yes!
00:34:25.000 He says, yes!
00:34:28.000 Hey, welcome.
00:34:28.000 Hi, I'm.
00:34:31.000 I'm glad you're excited for this.
00:34:38.000 Tucker Carlson says, I can't read anything.
00:34:40.000 Too small and pixelated.
00:34:42.000 Well, why don't you get some glasses?
00:34:45.000 Have you ever thought of that?
00:34:46.000 If you can't read, why don't you try glasses?
00:34:59.000 Seems like a good solution for you. 1.00
00:35:15.000 Barbarians advancing. 1.00
00:35:19.000 I'm going to need to build an archer next once this library is finished. 0.99
00:35:35.000 This quick move is kind of a pain in the ass, I'm not gonna lie. 0.98
00:35:38.000 I'm not loving that. 0.99
00:35:41.000 Not loving that for me.
00:35:54.000 I guess I could make the screen a little bigger.
00:35:58.000 But let's not get crazy.
00:36:07.000 No!
00:36:09.000 I've got company.
00:36:14.000 Pizza Time says Merry Christmas.
00:36:16.000 Hey, Merry Christmas, man.
00:36:19.000 Merry Christmas.
00:36:22.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:36:27.000 Let's do this, okay?
00:36:28.000 Let me whoops.
00:36:31.000 Let me fix this How's this?
00:36:58.000 A little bit bigger?
00:37:00.000 That's a little better?
00:37:02.000 Let me know what you think.
00:37:06.000 Tell me what you think about that.
00:37:27.000 I got to build a settler soon.
00:37:30.000 I need another city. 0.85
00:37:35.000 Look at that.
00:37:39.000 That's how you do it.
00:37:42.000 Kildozer says, just got home from work.
00:37:44.000 Cozy time.
00:37:46.000 Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:37:47.000 Only two more wagey days this week.
00:37:50.000 Hey, Merry Christmas, man.
00:37:51.000 Welcome back home from work.
00:37:54.000 That's gotta be a great feeling.
00:37:55.000 You come back home from work, take your coat off.
00:38:09.000 It's a good feeling.
00:38:23.000 Yeah, hello, Cozy. 0.99
00:38:25.000 Man, I'm kicking ass. 0.99
00:38:28.000 I am kicking ass right up and down this continent here. 1.00
00:38:33.000 Let's get a worker going. 1.00
00:38:35.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:38:37.000 Or a settler, I mean. 1.00
00:38:38.000 Then we'll get some workers.
00:38:45.000 Oh, yeah, baby. 1.00
00:39:04.000 Look at this bitch. 1.00
00:39:05.000 Look at this. 1.00
00:39:07.000 Man, what is that?
00:39:08.000 Three barbarians slaughtered? 0.99
00:39:10.000 I hate them. 1.00
00:39:12.000 I killed them like animals. 1.00
00:39:14.000 And not just the men, the women and the children, too. 1.00
00:39:22.000 I hate them. 0.99
00:39:24.000 Total barbarian genocide. 1.00
00:39:26.000 I can't fucking wait, dude. 1.00
00:39:29.000 Cannot wait to kill every last barbarian on this fucking planet in this game. 1.00
00:39:42.000 The days of barbarians' terror over civilization ends now. 1.00
00:39:53.000 G. Simping says, I must get back to gaining the grain.
00:39:57.000 Have a good night, King.
00:39:58.000 Merry Christmas.
00:39:58.000 Merry Christmas.
00:39:59.000 Thanks for the genie.
00:40:01.000 Big shout out. 1.00
00:40:02.000 Beardson says, Barbarians get owned for being dumb. 1.00
00:40:05.000 Yeah, for real. 1.00
00:40:08.000 Dumb barbarians who have no written language. 1.00
00:40:13.000 No buildings. 1.00
00:40:14.000 They're going to pay a big price for their insolence. 1.00
00:40:20.000 Beardson says barbarians are smarter, Wignat. 1.00
00:40:23.000 So true. 1.00
00:40:35.000 Let's go.
00:40:36.000 Look at all these ruins.
00:40:37.000 I'm just cleaning up here.
00:40:39.000 Alright, where should I put my next city?
00:40:44.000 Let's develop a city on the west coast.
00:40:48.000 Forgotten Toads.
00:40:49.000 The Civ 5 has such a better look than Civ 6.
00:40:52.000 Merry Christmas, everyone.
00:40:53.000 Long live the movement.
00:40:55.000 Long live the movement, brother.
00:40:58.000 Long live the movement, brother.
00:41:01.000 Merry Christmas, buddy.
00:41:02.000 I agree.
00:41:03.000 Civ 5 looks way better. 0.99
00:41:04.000 Civ 6 looks like shit. 0.95
00:41:05.000 I played it one time, never played it again. 0.99
00:41:09.000 I played it one time. 1.00
00:41:10.000 I said, What the fuck is this? 0.99
00:41:12.000 And I never played it ever again. 0.99
00:41:15.000 My mom bought it for me like five years ago for Christmas or four years ago, whatever.
00:41:20.000 I took one look at it. 1.00
00:41:22.000 I said, What the fuck? 1.00
00:41:24.000 It looks like a cartoon. 1.00
00:41:26.000 And not only that, but there's all these new features that suck tile management and stuff like that.
00:41:32.000 Yeah, no, forget it.
00:41:34.000 Never played it ever again.
00:41:35.000 I literally never played it.
00:41:38.000 Big Globes says, I'm still drinking those.
00:41:39.000 Little hugs, very tasty.
00:41:41.000 Yeah, I'd stop drinking those.
00:41:45.000 Alright, where are we going to build the next city?
00:41:50.000 I kind of like this spot.
00:41:53.000 I kind of like this spot.
00:41:54.000 Look at this.
00:41:55.000 You've got hills, you've got forest, you've got pastures, you've got grassland, river.
00:42:02.000 This is kind of like a good little spot here.
00:42:11.000 Here, though, you've got banana, you've got truffles, you've got stone.
00:42:18.000 What do we think?
00:42:22.000 I can also lean on Antwerp.
00:42:24.000 I think it's time for a West Coast.
00:42:26.000 This is going to be very valuable as I develop a navy.
00:42:29.000 So let's chart a course for this space. 0.55
00:42:34.000 I'll have a barbarian unit assigned to protect him while I build my water mill. 0.94
00:42:46.000 Now, let's take a look at.
00:42:51.000 Let's get the calendar going.
00:42:53.000 I'm going to need to be ready to build.
00:42:55.000 Actually, you know what?
00:42:56.000 That can wait. 0.57
00:42:57.000 Let's start with bronze working.
00:42:59.000 Battle sauce says, or base sauce says, I'm alone for Christmas.
00:43:04.000 Time for Bible and prayer.
00:43:05.000 What are you going to cry?
00:43:07.000 Well, hey, Merry Christmas.
00:43:08.000 You're never alone.
00:43:10.000 You're never really alone.
00:43:13.000 Well, one way to think about it is that you're actually always alone.
00:43:17.000 Another way to think about it is that you're never really alone.
00:43:21.000 Think of it.
00:43:29.000 So, in a lot of ways, it's just very true that you're really kind of always alone in a certain sense.
00:43:47.000 Should I get rid of this scout?
00:43:51.000 I don't really need it anymore.
00:44:03.000 Beardson says finding solace alone is important.
00:44:06.000 Yeah, very true.
00:44:09.000 Can I not disembark yet?
00:44:13.000 What the f? 0.93
00:44:23.000 Based Italian says Merry Christmas, King.
00:44:25.000 Hope you had a good one.
00:44:27.000 Have a good one.
00:44:27.000 Thank you, man.
00:44:28.000 You too.
00:44:29.000 Based Italian says currently playing Among Us with Patrick.
00:44:32.000 Very cozy.
00:44:33.000 Oh, really?
00:44:35.000 Wow, I didn't get invited to that.
00:44:38.000 But I'm glad you're having a good time.
00:44:40.000 Hey, good for you.
00:44:43.000 Hey, that's great.
00:44:49.000 That's really something.
00:44:51.000 Hey, I'm glad.
00:44:52.000 No, I'm kidding.
00:44:54.000 That's fun.
00:44:55.000 All right, now I'm going to get that plantation going.
00:45:03.000 Beardson says, didn't get the invite.
00:45:04.000 Oh, really?
00:45:05.000 You didn't get it either?
00:45:06.000 That's so weird.
00:45:07.000 I guess nobody got invited.
00:45:12.000 Well, in that case, I'm not that offended.
00:45:17.000 Hey, if nobody got the invite.
00:45:24.000 McMouth Breathers says Can you pick up any Civ game or is five where it's at?
00:45:29.000 I've only ever played five.
00:45:32.000 I hate, for whatever reason, I hate when people say pick up.
00:45:37.000 They're going to pick it up.
00:45:40.000 Like a Cloth?
00:45:42.000 What, like pick it up with a cloth?
00:45:46.000 I don't know why that irritates me.
00:45:47.000 It just does.
00:45:48.000 It's totally irrational.
00:45:50.000 Don't have to get offended about it.
00:45:52.000 It just bothers me.
00:45:53.000 Okay?
00:45:54.000 Sorry.
00:45:55.000 That's just how I feel about it.
00:46:03.000 But yeah, five is where it's at.
00:46:05.000 Ooh, I don't know though.
00:46:06.000 Should I build on the hill?
00:46:07.000 Well, no, because then I don't get all this stuff.
00:46:29.000 See, this is good.
00:46:30.000 Look at this.
00:46:35.000 We're doing something here.
00:46:37.000 Retro Vulbs is currently playing Twister with Patrick.
00:46:40.000 Very cozy.
00:46:41.000 Hey, Retro.
00:46:42.000 Thanks for the genie, man.
00:46:43.000 Twister.
00:46:44.000 That sounds fun.
00:46:45.000 Patrick's very flexible.
00:46:49.000 That's from what I understand.
00:46:50.000 Patrick's very good at Twister.
00:46:52.000 Very flexible.
00:46:55.000 He's like a gymnast.
00:46:57.000 The way he twists and turns and contorts himself, it's really something to see. 1.00
00:47:05.000 And Pearson says, didn't know his fat ass would fit on the Twister mat. 1.00
00:47:11.000 Dumper to red. 1.00
00:47:14.000 Dumper to red.
00:47:15.000 Dumper on blue.
00:47:17.000 I've never played Twister in my whole life.
00:47:21.000 So I can presume what you mean by that, but I really have no experience with it.
00:47:29.000 Dumper on.
00:47:30.000 Hey, drop that dumper on red. 1.00
00:47:34.000 Hey yo, drop that ass on red. 1.00
00:47:39.000 Drop it. 1.00
00:47:43.000 Drop it on red. 1.00
00:47:44.000 This guy's just going to get raped. 1.00
00:48:09.000 Yeah, get fucked, bitch. 1.00
00:48:13.000 Uncivilized. 1.00
00:48:14.000 You're uncivilized.
00:48:15.000 You know what happens in civilization when you're uncivilized? 1.00
00:48:22.000 You're gonna get your shit rocked. 1.00
00:48:24.000 That's what it means. 1.00
00:48:30.000 You're about to get molested.
00:48:34.000 Not in a sexual way, just in the definition of the word. 0.93
00:48:37.000 You will be bothered.
00:48:38.000 You are going to get molested by civilization.
00:49:02.000 Time to build another city.
00:49:04.000 Perhaps.
00:49:05.000 Perhaps.
00:49:06.000 You've got to keep them coming.
00:49:07.000 You've got to keep them coming because if you don't, then everybody's going to blow right past you.
00:49:13.000 Pretty soon, they're just eating up everything.
00:49:16.000 They show up, they start colonizing everything.
00:49:21.000 You've got to keep them coming.
00:49:29.000 Base Christian with Aguini says you should build the Temple of Artemis.
00:49:32.000 It's a huge boost to growth.
00:49:34.000 The Temple of Artemis, how do you get that?
00:49:38.000 Thanks for the genie, big shout out.
00:49:40.000 How do you even get that though?
00:49:45.000 How do you get that though?
00:49:47.000 Kavechi and Groypers says, I'm so far abroad right now, so I can't catch the show live unless I get up super early.
00:49:53.000 This stream is perfect timing, stay cozy, thanks.
00:49:56.000 I'm with Groypers' America first trending on Twitter.
00:49:58.000 I know, I saw that. 1.00
00:50:04.000 Based Italians, want me to ask Patrick to add you? 1.00
00:50:07.000 No, I'm playing my own game now. 0.99
00:50:10.000 Based Sauce, this is Can't See Family. 0.92
00:50:12.000 They live in Italy in a lockdown.
00:50:14.000 I'm sorry to hear that. 0.99
00:50:17.000 That sucks, dude. 0.97
00:50:20.000 Really? 0.99
00:50:22.000 Man.
00:50:26.000 Dude.
00:50:27.000 Dude.
00:50:29.000 Bro. 0.99
00:50:31.000 That sucks, bro. 0.98
00:50:35.000 Now, what do I do with this? 0.95
00:50:36.000 So the spearman's got to go to the next city, but where will the next city be?
00:50:41.000 It'll probably.
00:50:48.000 I really want to utilize this river up here.
00:50:50.000 Maybe I'll put it up here.
00:50:51.000 The problem is, there's not a lot of production.
00:50:59.000 Where's the production going to come from?
00:51:02.000 I see these hills.
00:51:03.000 Maybe if I put it right here on the tundra, but then it's not on the river.
00:51:07.000 And then I can't have a windmill.
00:51:08.000 If I put it here, it's going to take a while to utilize that.
00:51:22.000 This is not a great starting position.
00:51:28.000 Base Christian says if you have archery tech, you can build it.
00:51:31.000 Are you sure about that?
00:51:32.000 I don't see it here.
00:51:38.000 Put it by the river next to the mountain.
00:51:40.000 Yeah, but then it doesn't have access to the sea.
00:51:42.000 It's got to have access to the sea.
00:51:44.000 It's got to have access.
00:51:50.000 Maybe I'll put it down here.
00:51:51.000 But there's no production here.
00:51:54.000 Dude, but there's literally, look at this, there's no production out here.
00:51:59.000 Where's the production gonna come from?
00:52:02.000 There's no production.
00:52:05.000 You got one, two forests all the way up here, and then it's all jungle.
00:52:09.000 This is useless. 0.99
00:52:12.000 This is useless. 0.66
00:52:29.000 Maybe I put a city.
00:52:31.000 Problem is, I put something here.
00:52:34.000 There's not a lot of.
00:52:35.000 Maybe here.
00:52:36.000 You know what?
00:52:36.000 Here might.
00:52:37.000 Here might be the compromise because you'll get the food.
00:52:40.000 Yeah, okay.
00:52:42.000 You know what?
00:52:43.000 Let's put it right there, right?
00:52:43.000 Let's do that.
00:52:46.000 That's a winner. 0.84
00:52:47.000 You get the cattle.
00:52:48.000 You get grassland.
00:52:49.000 You also have hills.
00:52:51.000 You get the mountain.
00:52:52.000 You get sheep.
00:52:55.000 This island isn't very big on luxury or strategic resources, though.
00:52:59.000 Incense?
00:52:59.000 What does it have?
00:53:02.000 It's got incense, truffles, bison.
00:53:05.000 That's it?
00:53:09.000 Oh, and cotton or silk that I can't even get to.
00:53:14.000 It's light.
00:53:17.000 So I'm going to have to investigate what's going on here.
00:53:19.000 I'll wait for optics to develop. 0.61
00:53:26.000 Let's get a trireme.
00:53:27.000 Yeah, that's a good move. 0.99
00:53:29.000 Maybe a caravan first to the city state, then a trireme, then a settler. 1.00
00:53:36.000 Yeah, that's a good plan. 1.00
00:53:38.000 Yeah, I'm okay with that.
00:53:51.000 Based Sauce Monster says, Nick, do you have any early New Year's resolutions?
00:53:55.000 Nope.
00:53:57.000 I don't really make New Year's resolutions.
00:54:00.000 My New Year's resolution is to hang out.
00:54:07.000 Be cool.
00:54:10.000 How about Honor?
00:54:11.000 It's kind of good to get Honor early, I guess, or Liberty.
00:54:19.000 Should I try going for.
00:54:20.000 Because I'm not ready to max out on Tradition yet.
00:54:23.000 Because I'm not ready to build wonders.
00:54:25.000 I'm not ready to start growing at a super fast pace.
00:54:30.000 So maybe I will do Liberty first.
00:54:34.000 Or should I do Honor?
00:54:40.000 Let's try it.
00:54:41.000 Let's do a little Liberty.
00:54:41.000 Let's do Liberty.
00:55:07.000 We'll wipe out this barbarian unit so I can start to do trade with Antwerp. 1.00
00:55:15.000 Why can't I do a. 1.00
00:55:18.000 Bruh.
00:55:27.000 Why can't I make a trade route with that city-state?
00:55:32.000 Do a masonry,
00:55:52.000 a little gold coming in.
00:56:09.000 Let's get a granary going here. 1.00
00:56:26.000 Develop those truffles, get the happiness up.
00:56:37.000 There it goes, there it is.
00:56:39.000 Look at that. 0.93
00:56:41.000 Barbarians exterminated, game over. 0.89
00:56:44.000 Wait, truffles don't give you happiness? 0.95
00:56:46.000 Seriously?
00:56:46.000 I thought it was a luxury resource.
00:57:21.000 Cancel Christmas in the UK.
00:57:23.000 Can't do that.
00:57:25.000 Can't cancel, jeez. 0.94
00:57:44.000 Let's go.
00:57:45.000 No, this is gonna be the ticket.
00:57:47.000 Let's put a city right there.
00:57:49.000 That's where I'm going to put my saddle right now.
00:58:34.000 Patriots says, what does it mean?
00:58:36.000 What team I am on?
00:58:37.000 The internship thing.
00:58:39.000 Don't talk about it.
00:58:40.000 Just, you know, you'll see.
00:58:42.000 Thanks for the Guinea, though. 1.00
00:58:44.000 But I'm definitely going to count that against you. 0.55
00:58:48.000 That you're asking about it in a public setting. 0.99
00:58:50.000 It's a very dumb thing to do, honestly. 0.84
00:58:52.000 But thank you for that. 0.97
00:58:54.000 But thank you for the Guinea. 0.91
00:58:56.000 It's obviously an internal process.
00:58:58.000 He's like, Well, so what are the details of this thing?
00:59:05.000 Yeah, if you don't understand basic discretion, that's.
00:59:08.000 It's probably not going to work, actually.
00:59:11.000 Turns out that's definitely not gonna help you.
00:59:32.000 Just saying, just saying.
00:59:39.000 People kind of sort themselves out, you know, when they like don't follow the instructions on the application, it's like, hmm, tough choice here.
00:59:54.000 He's wearing a siege mask in his profile.
00:59:56.000 That's another giveaway, I think, actually.
01:00:21.000 Let's go!
01:00:22.000 Look at that bold and daring victory in battle.
01:00:29.000 If that was a risk, I could have died right there.
01:00:32.000 I can't really afford to lose that spearman right now.
01:00:47.000 To watch over this worker.
01:00:53.000 Hey, Patrick!
01:00:55.000 Thanks for the big host!
01:00:57.000 Patrick with a 185 viewer host.
01:01:00.000 Wow, thanks for the fat host! 0.67
01:01:03.000 Big shout out! 0.93
01:01:07.000 What a great guy!
01:01:08.000 Thanks a lot, buddy.
01:01:12.000 Thank you for the big host!
01:01:14.000 Big shout out!
01:01:15.000 I appreciate it.
01:01:20.000 Patrick says, Fat Host, indeed, you're welcome.
01:01:22.000 Hey, thank you, man.
01:01:25.000 What a guy.
01:01:27.000 The incomparable P. PC.
01:01:34.000 Big Based says, Cool sweatshirt to your box.
01:01:36.000 Nope.
01:01:37.000 Just got the sweatshirt.
01:01:38.000 Thank you, though.
01:01:40.000 Glad you like it.
01:01:48.000 Finish this quarry.
01:01:49.000 Let's go.
01:01:51.000 Let's go.
01:01:54.000 Yeah, see, should I build here?
01:02:00.000 I don't, yeah, I don't know actually.
01:02:03.000 I got kind of hyped up about it, but I should probably secure this continent first.
01:02:07.000 What do you think?
01:02:16.000 Beardson says P, signed P. 0.57
01:02:22.000 The incomparable P.
01:02:23.000 Now, if I put a city here, I can control the mouth of this channel here.
01:02:53.000 You know, I can control the mouth too, which is very critical.
01:02:57.000 You know, if I could close this off in the south and the north, then I'm protected in this sea lane.
01:03:03.000 So maybe that's going to be the move.
01:03:05.000 Maybe I'll put a city here.
01:03:08.000 I'll get the production from this.
01:03:11.000 Or should I put it here and then get the fish?
01:03:14.000 I think I'll put it here maybe.
01:03:15.000 Well, I don't know, because here you get the river.
01:03:17.000 Yeah, I think I'll put it right here.
01:03:19.000 I'll put it right here.
01:03:22.000 Great idea. 0.95
01:03:23.000 Hey, Groyper Wave with a Geenie. 0.74
01:03:25.000 Big shout out.
01:03:26.000 Thank you, Groyper Wave.
01:03:30.000 I appreciate it.
01:03:30.000 Big shout out.
01:03:35.000 Jaden moment.
01:03:38.000 Big shout out.
01:03:39.000 I appreciate it. 1.00
01:03:41.000 All right, it's time for that settler.
01:03:41.000 Hi, I'm Jaden.
01:03:48.000 Finally. 1.00
01:03:50.000 The late Patriot with another Geenie. 0.78
01:03:52.000 Thanks a lot. 0.98
01:03:53.000 He's trying to save himself.
01:03:54.000 He's trying to bail himself out.
01:03:57.000 Thanks a lot, buddy.
01:04:07.000 I guess I'll go for a market.
01:04:13.000 Wow, we got Patrick in chat, Dior in chat, Killa, Blacktrick.
01:04:19.000 Wow, Beardson.
01:04:20.000 What an all star lineup here.
01:04:23.000 Beardson says it's getting McCheesy in here.
01:04:25.000 I got my Jaden merch the other day.
01:04:27.000 You gotta get your Jaden merch.
01:04:29.000 I got the McCheese Farms t shirt and the Jaden Gang t shirt.
01:04:36.000 Pretty good.
01:04:37.000 Great quality, great look.
01:04:39.000 Very stylish, very zoomer. 0.97
01:04:44.000 Based Italian says Patrick got off, so here's the rest of my lemons.
01:04:47.000 Thanks.
01:04:49.000 Hey, thanks.
01:04:53.000 Say thanks for those lemons, man.
01:05:00.000 Hey, Stempy in chat as well. 1.00
01:05:04.000 Dumbass with some gifted subs. 1.00
01:05:06.000 Thank you, dumbass. 1.00
01:05:09.000 Big shout out. 1.00
01:05:10.000 I appreciate that.
01:05:12.000 Nick Fuentes appreciated that. 0.74
01:05:14.000 You know, like in Fallout when it says, oh, you know, the powder gang didn't like that. 0.94
01:05:20.000 Hey, Nick Fuentes liked that. 0.98
01:05:24.000 A little lemon dump going on.
01:05:25.000 Patrick with one lemon.
01:05:27.000 Stempy with one lemon.
01:05:28.000 Quantine with One lemon.
01:05:30.000 It is a veritable lemon dump.
01:05:33.000 Patrick says, Patrick Casey with the lemon.
01:05:35.000 Huge shout out.
01:05:36.000 Thanks for the lemon.
01:05:39.000 I appreciate it.
01:05:42.000 And I do.
01:05:43.000 And I do appreciate it.
01:05:44.000 I appreciate all the lemons, all the D love.
01:05:47.000 It's all about that D love, that sweet, sweet D love that I love so much.
01:05:54.000 And I love getting it.
01:05:58.000 I love getting a big, fat D love.
01:06:05.000 Uh oh. 0.75
01:06:09.000 Enemy trireme inbound.
01:06:13.000 They overshot us.
01:06:14.000 They're coming around.
01:06:25.000 Yeah, there it is.
01:06:26.000 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:06:29.000 Whoa, Nelly. 1.00
01:06:30.000 We're good on workers. 1.00
01:06:49.000 Let's get a, uh...
01:06:52.000 What should we get going here?
01:06:53.000 I'm good on happiness.
01:06:54.000 Let's get a barracks.
01:06:55.000 Why not?
01:06:56.000 I mean, we have.
01:06:57.000 We got money to burn.
01:06:58.000 We got happiness. 0.99
01:06:59.000 Things are looking up for Japan.
01:07:01.000 Things are really looking up.
01:07:03.000 God smiles on the great nation of Japan.
01:07:11.000 I mean, truly.
01:07:11.000 Truly.
01:07:26.000 Beardson's next gay joke, it's timed out. 1.00
01:07:29.000 This is a hetero chat. 0.99
01:07:30.000 Thank you for enforcing that. 0.88
01:07:31.000 I appreciate it.
01:07:33.000 Yeah, heteros only in chat, please. 0.99
01:07:38.000 Look at all these workers. 0.97
01:07:39.000 Look at all this work being done.
01:07:42.000 Look at how quickly this city has been developed.
01:07:45.000 I took this city, it was a stinking swamp, and I turned it into a city of marble and gold.
01:07:54.000 Look at that.
01:07:55.000 Look at the.
01:07:57.000 Pace of development in Kyoto.
01:08:02.000 Evidence of my right to rule.
01:08:09.000 Beardson says, I am mad with power.
01:08:11.000 It's the only way to wield it.
01:08:12.000 Killa with the genie.
01:08:13.000 Thank you, Killa. 0.98
01:08:14.000 The Groyper Ghetto. 1.00
01:08:15.000 These are great guys. 1.00
01:08:17.000 These are exceptional individuals, and I thank you.
01:08:21.000 And my lemons, thank you for that.
01:08:26.000 All my lemon heads in chat, thank you. 1.00
01:08:35.000 Bitch. 1.00
01:08:37.000 It's just domination. 1.00
01:08:37.000 Look at this. 1.00
01:08:38.000 It's total genocide.
01:08:40.000 What I'm conducting right now is a complete and total genocide of all barbarians.
01:08:46.000 And the people are loving it.
01:08:50.000 And everyone is loving that.
01:08:55.000 Everybody loves to see that.
01:09:03.000 Let's get another caravan going.
01:09:06.000 And then maybe a Colosseum.
01:09:08.000 Then it'll be time for another Colosseum, I think.
01:09:16.000 Man, my allergies are acting up real bad tonight.
01:09:19.000 Don't love that.
01:09:21.000 I could do without that.
01:09:22.000 And frankly,. 1.00
01:09:36.000 Oh, this guy, this bitch took out my marble here. 1.00
01:09:48.000 No good. 1.00
01:09:48.000 That is not cool. 1.00
01:10:22.000 That's not good.
01:10:29.000 I got workers to spare.
01:10:31.000 Frankly, frankly, I have workers to spare.
01:10:41.000 Hey, Quantine with a gifted sub to Dior.
01:10:43.000 Thank you.
01:10:50.000 Let's get that back.
01:10:52.000 Oh, let's get this guy out of dodge, though.
01:11:00.000 Beardson says alright Nick
01:11:30.000 Gonna hit the hay.
01:11:31.000 Night, buddy.
01:11:32.000 And if I don't see you, Merry Christmas, big guy.
01:11:34.000 Good night, Beardson.
01:11:35.000 Merry Christmas, man.
01:11:37.000 Sleep well.
01:11:38.000 Good night.
01:11:39.000 Great to see you.
01:11:39.000 Thanks for hanging with us and chatting.
01:11:41.000 We love Beardson.
01:11:42.000 What a great friend.
01:11:45.000 Love that guy.
01:11:47.000 Merry Christmas.
01:11:48.000 Sleep well.
01:11:50.000 Hope you're rocking in bed, cozy, comfy.
01:11:56.000 That's what we love to see.
01:11:57.000 We love to see that.
01:11:58.000 And we love to see that.
01:12:03.000 Frankly, cozier than my predecessors even thought possible.
01:12:17.000 Let's get working on a great lighthouse.
01:12:19.000 Let's get those wonders going.
01:12:20.000 Why not?
01:12:32.000 Oh, what the what the frickin' man, dude, not cool.
01:12:57.000 Gonna have to repair a lot of stuff over there.
01:13:00.000 Big problems.
01:13:04.000 Base Christian says, Build hanging gardens.
01:13:06.000 Stop telling me what to do.
01:13:08.000 Stop telling me what to do.
01:13:11.000 Okay?
01:13:14.000 I will build hanging gardens when I'm good and ready.
01:13:18.000 And not a moment sooner.
01:13:20.000 Alright?
01:13:23.000 This guy with the hanging gardens, I swear.
01:13:26.000 I swear.
01:13:30.000 For crying out loud, man.
01:13:42.000 Let's see what's on the other side of these hills.
01:13:44.000 the hill people delayed patriots is catholic penance for what For what exactly?
01:14:30.000 Okay, we're in good shape.
01:14:31.000 We're in good shape here.
01:14:34.000 I'll put a city maybe up here then.
01:14:36.000 Yeah, that's what I'll do.
01:14:40.000 This is good stuff.
01:14:41.000 Yeah.
01:14:42.000 Okay, check this out now.
01:14:45.000 One sec.
01:14:49.000 Now, check this out.
01:14:50.000 You're going to love this.
01:14:52.000 Once I explain this, man, you're going to love this.
01:14:56.000 I mean, you are really, this is a real treat.
01:14:58.000 You are really going to get a kick out of this.
01:15:01.000 So, I'm going to put a city here on this hill and I will get the food from here.
01:15:07.000 I'll have access to all this production with these hills, but I'll have access to all the food over here.
01:15:12.000 I closed the mouth of this channel on both sides.
01:15:16.000 Game over. 0.65
01:15:17.000 Quantine says, boo.
01:15:19.000 I don't know who you're booing.
01:15:23.000 Hey, Delayed Patriot, thank you for the gift subscriptions.
01:15:26.000 Five gift subs.
01:15:27.000 Thank you.
01:15:28.000 I didn't anticipate getting all these lemons.
01:15:30.000 It's just reading super chats.
01:15:31.000 It feels like the show. 0.99
01:15:34.000 Now I'm doing my fucking job again. 0.99
01:15:37.000 I feel like I'm at work again. 0.99
01:15:38.000 I'm back at the office.
01:15:42.000 But hey, but I appreciate it.
01:15:43.000 But I appreciate the subs.
01:15:44.000 Thanks a lot.
01:15:47.000 And we are appreciating that.
01:15:54.000 Quantine with a gifted sub.
01:15:56.000 Thanks a lot, buddy.
01:15:58.000 Thank you, Quantine.
01:16:01.000 Quantine. 0.98
01:16:09.000 And we are just on basically like a Trail of Tears march to exterminate all barbarian life on this continent. 1.00
01:16:18.000 And it's going well. 1.00
01:16:19.000 I mean, we're going to kill all of them. 1.00
01:16:22.000 I'm going to kill every one of them. 1.00
01:16:25.000 And there will be no more barbarians left. 1.00
01:16:27.000 No more barbarians left. 0.91
01:16:29.000 Not in this place. 1.00
01:16:30.000 This is Japanese territory. 0.94
01:16:32.000 Japanese territory. 1.00
01:16:34.000 The punishment for being a barbarian is death. 1.00
01:16:37.000 I mean, I will literally kill you. 1.00
01:16:39.000 What the f? 0.99
01:16:42.000 Okay, so somebody took away the.
01:16:44.000 Okay, yeah.
01:16:45.000 So they took away the Great Lighthouse from me.
01:16:45.000 All right.
01:16:48.000 I can't build that.
01:16:49.000 That's great.
01:16:51.000 There goes all that production.
01:16:54.000 Whoever built the Great Lighthouse, I'm just going to.
01:16:57.000 Once I develop nuclear weapons, I'm going to use them on that civilization.
01:17:01.000 Whoever did it.
01:17:02.000 Whoever did it is going to get nuclear weapons in their capital city.
01:17:06.000 And just for punishment.
01:17:07.000 I mean, I'm just going to deliver lots of them.
01:17:11.000 And that's a promise.
01:17:13.000 That's not a threat. 1.00
01:17:14.000 That's a fucking promise. 0.99
01:17:15.000 Whoever has the Great Lighthouse, if I can't have it, nobody can have it. 0.99
01:17:18.000 All right, let's do maybe a Colosseum.
01:17:25.000 Or should I get that other settler? 0.99
01:17:28.000 You know what? 0.94
01:17:29.000 Let's get the Colosseum first.
01:17:30.000 I'm running low on happiness.
01:17:36.000 Remember this moment when you resisted me.
01:17:41.000 When you said the words, There is no lighthouse.
01:17:49.000 Yeah, I'm not happy about that.
01:17:53.000 Now one bit. 0.51
01:18:10.000 Start working my way back up Let's go. 0.75
01:18:23.000 Look at that.
01:18:24.000 Look at that.
01:18:25.000 It is all happening here.
01:18:28.000 It is all happening right here for everyone to watch.
01:18:32.000 Based sauces.
01:18:33.000 No barbarians ever. 0.74
01:18:35.000 Not even one. 1.00
01:18:36.000 Wow, that's so true, dude.
01:18:37.000 Congratulations.
01:18:51.000 Time to build the Great Wall.
01:18:52.000 Okay, now this is critical.
01:18:54.000 Let's convert everything to production now.
01:18:59.000 Let's get that Great Wall going.
01:19:15.000 Where's this guy going now?
01:19:16.000 He's going here?
01:19:17.000 Nah, go here.
01:19:18.000 Go here.
01:19:20.000 He's gonna need backup.
01:19:21.000 I better build another military unit because this guy's just gonna get torched. 0.99
01:19:25.000 Barbarians are gonna sniff this guy out and chop his head off. 0.99
01:19:40.000 I'm getting spread a little bit too thin. 0.99
01:19:43.000 I don't have a lot of reinforcements here.
01:19:49.000 But I'm taking a risk, you know?
01:19:51.000 I'm taking a risk.
01:19:52.000 That's the way I'm going to play it. 0.98
01:20:02.000 Ace Groy versus Pee Pee Poo Poo. 0.98
01:20:04.000 Thanks.
01:20:05.000 It's a little dated.
01:20:07.000 Kind of a dated meme.
01:20:14.000 But whatever.
01:20:16.000 Whatever.
01:20:39.000 With the genie, thank you.
01:20:42.000 Thank you, thank you, thank you.
01:20:53.000 Tops, thanks for all you do.
01:20:54.000 Hey, thanks, man.
01:21:10.000 Here we go.
01:21:27.000 Let's do a lighthouse.
01:21:38.000 Let's do that.
01:21:39.000 It's a nice little boost to happiness.
01:21:41.000 Delayed Patriots says goodnight.
01:21:43.000 Good night, bro.
01:21:45.000 Doing okay, actually. 1.00
01:22:12.000 I thought I would be harassed by barbarians over there, but I'm doing all right. 1.00
01:22:28.000 Let's go. 1.00
01:22:29.000 Great wall completed.
01:22:31.000 Let's get another city going up there.
01:22:56.000 This is going to be a super civilization, super power on this continent.
01:23:03.000 Super power by the year 1500.
01:23:06.000 mark my words.
01:23:07.000 This looks like a big, this is a big continent.
01:23:32.000 Holy smokes.
01:24:04.000 Should I build a road? 0.55
01:24:05.000 It would be very costly to build a road all the way over there.
01:24:08.000 I don't think I'm going to do that.
01:24:11.000 So I'll have to hold off on that for now.
01:24:14.000 I have
01:25:07.000 too many workers.
01:25:08.000 I literally don't have any more work for them.
01:25:13.000 I guess I'll send this guy up to help with this new city here. 0.99
01:25:29.000 Shit. 0.99
01:25:31.000 I'm in a tough spot here now. 1.00
01:26:40.000 Should I put the city here?
01:26:41.000 The problem is, if I put the city here, I don't get to control the mouth of the channel.
01:26:46.000 So maybe I'll put a city there later.
01:26:48.000 For now, I think I got to put it here.
01:28:33.000 Why can't this guy go to Antwerp? 0.99
01:28:49.000 It's kind of dumb. 0.93
01:29:01.000 See, it keeps telling me to build a city over here. 0.94
01:29:05.000 I mean, I should put a city here, but I want to control the mouth of this channel first.
01:29:11.000 I think that's essential.
01:29:15.000 Then again, if I don't control this part, I guess it doesn't really matter, you know.
01:29:47.000 I need more cities.
01:29:48.000 I'll just keep turning out cities.
01:29:50.000 Why not?
01:29:51.000 There's really no.
01:29:54.000 I've got enough happiness, so I think I should be fine for now. 0.99
01:30:22.000 Is this going to be the dumbest idea ever? 0.86
01:30:25.000 I mean, I feel like I have enough food because there's fish, and ultimately I have access to all of this, right? 0.98
01:30:52.000 Well, you know what?
01:30:54.000 Maybe I'll put it here first, actually.
01:31:10.000 What religion should I find?
01:31:12.000 I feel like it should be Shinto because I'm Japanese.
01:31:18.000 Let's do Vine Inspiration.
01:32:24.000 I feel like pagodas would be better.
01:32:36.000 Actually, let's do this.
01:32:38.000 Yeah, that's good.
01:32:39.000 See, we
01:33:37.000 still haven't even met a single other civilization, right?
01:33:42.000 Zero other civilizations have been encountered.
01:33:44.000 I'm catching
01:36:07.000 you.
01:36:07.000 Live in a wild.
01:36:08.000 Normally, I'm working, but much love, Nick.
01:36:10.000 Stay radical, brother.
01:36:11.000 Hey, thanks, man.
01:36:13.000 Thanks for the genie.
01:36:16.000 Big shout out, I appreciate it.
01:37:12.000 Jimbo says hey, hey, what's up Jimbo?
01:37:34.000 Hey Jimbo.
01:37:34.000 Jimbo gifted a sub.
01:37:35.000 Thanks for the gifted sub, bro.
01:37:39.000 Big shout out.
01:37:40.000 Big, huge shout out to Jimbo.
01:37:56.000 Eating Christmas cookies.
01:37:58.000 Hey, sounds fun.
01:38:00.000 I wish I had some Christmas cookies.
01:38:01.000 I don't have any cookies.
01:38:03.000 I don't have any delicious baked goods, no sweets, no nothing. 0.99
01:38:09.000 No fucking nothing. 0.95
01:38:13.000 You know what it's like to be half and whole? 0.99
01:38:16.000 It's not good.
01:38:25.000 It's not a good feeling.
01:38:37.000 Plastic trees, but you have Christmas friends.
01:38:40.000 Why are you a mod?
01:38:41.000 Who is Plastic Tree?
01:38:42.000 Is that a rebrand?
01:38:44.000 That doesn't look familiar to me.
01:38:47.000 I guess that's true.
01:38:47.000 I guess I have my Christmas friends.
01:38:52.000 And it's so true, and I say it all the time.
01:39:15.000 What did he used to be?
01:39:16.000 What was your old brand?
01:39:23.000 Doxed his other account.
01:39:24.000 Oh, okay, then don't stay in it.
01:39:37.000 I'm building great wonders.
01:39:39.000 I'm building wonderful things.
01:39:48.000 The Japanese are the most wonderful civilization in the world.
01:39:54.000 My efforts.
01:39:57.000 Because of my leadership as king of this land.
01:40:16.000 Oh no, I'm unhappy.
01:41:19.000 Where should I put this next city?
01:41:20.000 I want to close it off up top here, but it won't suggest to me to build here.
01:41:25.000 That's why I think it's a bad idea.
01:41:28.000 Because I don't know that I'll get a ton of food up there, you know?
01:41:35.000 It will be a production powerhouse.
01:41:36.000 I think I'm just going to take a chance.
01:41:38.000 Let's just do it.
01:41:48.000 What did somebody? 0.99
01:41:53.000 Damn it! 0.99
01:41:54.000 I need a market here first. 0.99
01:41:57.000 How much would it cost to just buy one?
01:42:18.000 I guess I'll build an aqueduct first, or maybe I'll do the oracle.
01:43:14.000 know what, I will upgrade this guy.
01:43:15.000 That's probably a wise, wise move.
01:43:33.000 Why does this not look like a farm?
01:43:35.000 How have
01:44:38.000 I not discovered one other sieve yet?
01:44:41.000 Did I delete all of them or.?
01:44:55.000 I'm like number one in everything.
01:44:56.000 Number one in population, manufactured goods, GNP, literacy.
01:45:01.000 The only thing I'm not number one is soldiers' approval, land, property.
01:45:07.000 I'm doing good, so we're doing good.
01:45:11.000 I'm really rich, so we're doing good, but.
01:45:20.000 Hey, Stempy celebrating a two month sub streak.
01:45:23.000 Wow, thanks so much.
01:45:25.000 Thank you so much.
01:45:30.000 What a little celebrator.
01:45:35.000 The Chad celebrator.
01:45:45.000 Wisconsin Groyper says, for the movement.
01:45:47.000 Hey, thanks for the genie.
01:45:48.000 Wow, thank you for the two genies.
01:45:52.000 Big shout out.
01:45:54.000 Whoa, three genies.
01:45:56.000 Big shout out.
01:45:57.000 I appreciate it.
01:45:58.000 Thank you so much.
01:46:01.000 Thank you, man.
01:46:07.000 Stempy says, I'm throwing a party to celebrate my sub streak.
01:46:10.000 Are you going to invite me?
01:46:13.000 Throwing a party without me? 0.99
01:46:15.000 Whoa, four genies.
01:46:17.000 Holy.
01:46:19.000 Thank you so much. 0.80
01:46:22.000 Thanks for the four of Guinness, Wisconsin Groyper.
01:46:24.000 Hey, I love Wisconsin.
01:46:27.000 But even if we were on a desert island and we had the Constitution, it would still be Wisconsin.
01:46:34.000 Thank you so much.
01:46:43.000 Here we go. 1.00
01:46:45.000 Hey, fuck you, England. 1.00
01:46:56.000 I'm putting a city right here, right at the mouth of the channel. 1.00
01:46:56.000 I'm doing it. 1.00
01:47:02.000 And pretty soon, this whole corridor will belong to me the Japanese corridor. 0.98
01:47:16.000 Let's go. 0.98
01:47:48.000 Plastic Tree says it's a good carbo load before work.
01:47:52.000 What is?
01:47:54.000 What's a good carbo load? 1.00
01:48:02.000 Nippas be like, it's a good carbo load before work.
01:48:05.000 Yeah, I get a good carbo load in before work. 0.59
01:48:08.000 Yeah, bro.
01:48:12.000 Nippas be carbo loading before work.
01:48:16.000 And I'm sitting here playing this game while you're out there.
01:48:19.000 Carbo loading before work? 1.00
01:48:22.000 Man, I feel like such an idiot right now. 1.00
01:48:24.000 I feel like a fool I am. 1.00
01:48:29.000 What a little joke. 1.00
01:48:30.000 What a little joker.
01:48:33.000 What a little joker I am.
01:48:35.000 You're out there carbo loading. 1.00
01:48:38.000 I play this game like a fool, like a damn fool. 1.00
01:48:43.000 This is it for me. 1.00
01:48:44.000 You know what?
01:48:45.000 This is it for me.
01:48:47.000 I'm going nowhere.
01:48:52.000 This is it.
01:48:54.000 Enjoy your last Civ game, because this is it for old Nick.
01:48:58.000 This is the end of me.
01:49:01.000 Goodbye.
01:49:05.000 Bye!
01:49:05.000 Bye bye!
01:49:07.000 Good morning, good evening, and good night.
01:49:16.000 Let's see Yo, Doomer Squidward with the Ninj.
01:49:28.000 You said you were going to stop.
01:49:30.000 You said you were going to stop, big guy. 0.56
01:49:33.000 Thank you so much for the Ninjet, man.
01:49:35.000 I really appreciate it. 0.97
01:49:38.000 They just keep coming, the Ninjets.
01:49:40.000 This guy's like a billionaire.
01:49:43.000 Doomer Squidward's a billionaire.
01:49:48.000 The man.
01:49:49.000 The man.
01:49:50.000 Referred to simply as the man from now on.
01:49:58.000 I'll crack a bubbly to that.
01:50:01.000 Drops into the live chat.
01:50:03.000 Well, I'm in the live chat.
01:50:04.000 I'm not going to not drop a ninja.
01:50:06.000 That's how loaded this guy is.
01:50:07.000 He pops in.
01:50:08.000 Well, I'm here. 1.00
01:50:09.000 Might as well throw a fucking ninja at your way. 0.99
01:50:14.000 Thank you to the man. 1.00
01:50:17.000 Known only as the man.
01:50:19.000 Thank you so much.
01:50:22.000 I'm shouting you out, man, and I'm appreciating it.
01:50:26.000 We're all, frankly, Frankly, we're all appreciating it, and we're shouting you out in a very big way.
01:50:33.000 And we're shouting you out in a special way.
01:50:37.000 And it's really something special.
01:50:40.000 And it's a big, beautiful shout out.
01:50:51.000 And we're appreciating it.
01:50:54.000 Nobody's appreciating it more than me, believe me.
01:51:01.000 Are there any more ruins to discover?
01:51:02.000 Nope.
01:51:08.000 The man.
01:51:09.000 The man, referred to only as the man.
01:51:16.000 Anon Ruby says, America first forever.
01:51:20.000 Yes, it is. 0.98
01:51:21.000 So true.
01:51:22.000 Thank you for the genie.
01:51:23.000 I appreciate it.
01:51:25.000 And I'm appreciating that one.
01:51:29.000 I'm appreciating that, Gainey.
01:51:32.000 I think I'm appreciating that right now.
01:51:55.000 Culture Wars is God in heaven, Nick on earth.
01:51:58.000 Hey, thank you for the Genie, man.
01:52:00.000 I really appreciate that.
01:52:02.000 Thank you.
01:52:03.000 Kind words.
01:52:04.000 Very kind.
01:52:05.000 And so true.
01:52:06.000 And it's so true.
01:52:07.000 And I say it all the time.
01:52:09.000 But thank you, man.
01:52:10.000 I do appreciate it.
01:52:13.000 What a terrific individual.
01:52:21.000 If the lemons just don't stop, I come on here for a little casual gaming stream.
01:52:26.000 They got me reading super chats.
01:52:29.000 And they got me reading these.
01:52:30.000 What do they call them?
01:52:32.000 What do they call them, Mike?
01:52:36.000 And they're reading their super chats.
01:52:40.000 Thank you so much.
01:52:41.000 Big shout out.
01:53:00.000 But thanks.
01:53:01.000 So thanks!
01:53:06.000 Holy crap! 0.72
01:53:07.000 You're on early, Nick! 0.73
01:53:08.000 Hey, thanks, William.
01:53:10.000 Yeah, I am on early.
01:53:12.000 Holy crap! 0.94
01:53:14.000 It's.
01:53:16.000 Nick's live in the morning!
01:53:18.000 In the morning?
01:53:20.000 Yeah.
01:53:24.000 Yeah, pal. 0.99
01:53:24.000 Yeah, I'm live in the fucking morning. 0.99
01:53:26.000 I'm live at 5 in the fucking morning. 1.00
01:53:32.000 I'm just as shocked as you are, pal. 0.99
01:53:37.000 Just as floored about this as you.
01:53:41.000 We're having a great time, and we're having a great time.
01:53:56.000 Kind of hungry, but the wonders keep coming.
01:54:03.000 I just keep building wonders.
01:54:04.000 I can't help it.
01:54:48.000 Why not build the Hanging Gardens?
01:54:50.000 Why not do it finally?
01:54:52.000 Dior says, Good night, chat and Nick.
01:54:54.000 Hey, good night, buddy.
01:54:55.000 Tap it out so soon, huh? 1.00
01:54:57.000 That's pussy shit. 1.00
01:54:58.000 Hey, good night, though. 1.00
01:54:59.000 No, I'm just kidding.
01:55:01.000 He's tapping out.
01:55:02.000 He says, 5 a.m.?
01:55:05.000 I'm too tired.
01:55:07.000 5 a.m.
01:55:09.000 Yeah, 5 a.m. time to change your adult diaper.
01:55:18.000 I'm kidding.
01:55:19.000 I'm only kidding.
01:55:19.000 I'm kidding.
01:55:20.000 Good night.
01:55:21.000 Hey, sleep tight, buddy.
01:55:21.000 Good night.
01:55:28.000 Base Christian says, Hanging Gardens.
01:55:30.000 Yeah, finally got around to it.
01:55:31.000 Thanks for the genie.
01:55:33.000 Thanks.
01:55:35.000 That's right.
01:55:36.000 That's right.
01:55:37.000 We're doing the hanging gardens. 0.98
01:55:40.000 We're doing a diaper wearer. 0.98
01:55:59.000 This is Diaper Groyper logging on.
01:56:07.000 Diaper Pilled yet?
01:56:10.000 How do you think Patrick streams for 72 hours without interruption?
01:56:13.000 Look, I'm just saying.
01:56:16.000 All I'm saying is, how do you think Patrick streams for 72 hours without getting up once?
01:56:24.000 I'm just saying.
01:56:25.000 I'm just saying, okay?
01:56:27.000 Nothing wrong with it.
01:56:29.000 It's the job.
01:56:30.000 It's what the job demands.
01:56:33.000 That is just what the job calls for, okay?
01:56:37.000 No judgment.
01:56:38.000 I'm not here to judge.
01:56:42.000 Kidding, kidding.
01:56:42.000 I'm kidding.
01:56:45.000 It's only jokes.
01:56:56.000 Stempai says, I think he has a tube.
01:57:00.000 Yeah, possible.
01:57:01.000 Well, he is getting up there in age.
01:57:03.000 I mean, I wouldn't discount it.
01:57:04.000 He's getting up there.
01:57:06.000 Oh, and he's getting up there.
01:57:08.000 And we love him to death, and we just wish he would hang on for a few more years.
01:57:12.000 You know, you can't live forever, okay?
01:57:14.000 I mean, unfortunately, you can't live forever.
01:57:17.000 We know Patrick's getting up there, and we are just enjoying our time with him as much as we can.
01:57:23.000 And we're loving that.
01:57:24.000 I mean, and it's really good for all of us.
01:57:26.000 We're getting the chance to spend time with him that, I mean, really, we never had before.
01:57:34.000 And you know, what are you gonna do?
01:57:35.000 I mean, look, nobody lives forever, okay?
01:57:37.000 And he's lived a great life.
01:57:42.000 And he's lived a great life.
01:57:44.000 God, you know.
01:57:47.000 And we're just checking those things off that bucket list.
01:57:49.000 We're just checking off everything off his bucket list.
01:57:55.000 And to see that smile on his face, it's like he's a kid again.
01:57:58.000 It's like he's a little kid again.
01:58:01.000 And you know, you love to see that.
01:58:06.000 It comes full circle and it just comes, that's the circle of life right there.
01:58:11.000 And we'll honor his wishes.
01:58:13.000 We'll honor his wishes.
01:58:16.000 Plastic tree with the genie.
01:58:18.000 Thanks for the genie.
01:58:19.000 We're kidding.
01:58:19.000 No, we're kidding.
01:58:20.000 Patrick's, what is he, 15?
01:58:21.000 No, I'm kidding.
01:58:22.000 Kidding!
01:58:23.000 We're just, ah, but it's just jokes.
01:58:28.000 Stempai says he's leaving this world the same way he came in.
01:58:32.000 That's right, doing what he loved.
01:58:36.000 Doing what he loved.
01:58:54.000 You know what they say about old Patrick?
01:58:56.000 Too young to die, too fast to live.
01:59:08.000 That's what they say.
01:59:08.000 They said that about Patrick.
01:59:11.000 At one point, this was said about Patrick, and they were right.
01:59:14.000 And they were right.
01:59:16.000 And it's so true.
01:59:41.000 Plastic Tree says, this Nick character, he's got it.
01:59:44.000 Really?
01:59:46.000 Thank you, man.
01:59:48.000 No, you cannot.
01:59:49.000 I will not accept your embassy.
01:59:51.000 I'm an isolationist. 1.00
01:59:56.000 Total isolation.
02:00:12.000 I would build a road, but I just don't have that much money.
02:00:15.000 You know, five gold per turn, that's not enough to build a big ass road like this.
02:00:24.000 the big ass trick road. 1.00
02:01:03.000 Let's start churning out some pikemen to put in these cities as a garrison. 1.00
02:01:08.000 Wise, wise leader. 1.00
02:01:11.000 Wise people.
02:01:13.000 A very wise leader once said, Nick Fuentes
02:01:55.000 will never build a road.
02:01:58.000 Are you kidding me?
02:02:00.000 Man, Hagia Sophia.
02:02:01.000 I guess I didn't really need that, but I wanted it.
02:02:05.000 But I did want it.
02:02:13.000 I'm gonna chill here.
02:02:18.000 Nah, you know what?
02:02:19.000 Time to pull back.
02:02:20.000 You gotta know when to pull back.
02:02:23.000 Culture war criminals, the streamers are braver than U.S. Marines.
02:02:27.000 Thank you for your service. 0.93
02:02:28.000 Hey, thank you for the genie.
02:02:29.000 I appreciate it. 1.00
02:02:31.000 Well, you know, look, I mean, Marine gets sent into battle, and he's gonna face, you know, all kinds of stuff like Afghani villagers and terrible things.
02:02:47.000 Rocket propelled grenades, machine gun fire, you name it.
02:02:52.000 But a Marine is put into battle with armor and with a gun and with intel and a team.
02:03:00.000 A streamer dropped into the world, nothing.
02:03:04.000 He's got nothing.
02:03:06.000 A streamer is dropped into the front lines of battle. 0.98
02:03:10.000 Black Lives Matter, Jewish media, pedophiles, Wignats, on the front lines. 1.00
02:03:17.000 Everybody wants to kill you. 1.00
02:03:19.000 Antifa, the media. 0.98
02:03:22.000 Nothing, nothing.
02:03:24.000 A sweatshirt and a streamer and a selfie stick, okay?
02:03:29.000 That's all I'm going to say.
02:03:30.000 That's all I'm going to say.
02:03:31.000 And we love our troops and we love our Marines.
02:03:33.000 God bless our heroes overseas defending our freedoms and defending our country, defending Judeo Christian principles.
02:03:43.000 And God bless them.
02:03:46.000 All I'm going to say is a Marine is sent into battle.
02:03:50.000 And the federal government gives that Marine armor and machine guns and lasers and, you know, whatever.
02:03:58.000 Rocket ship, rocket artillery.
02:04:01.000 They get sent in with the ATST, swoop bike, blaster.
02:04:08.000 They get sent in with a blaster rifle.
02:04:10.000 I get dropped into this streaming world with nothing and with no support, okay?
02:04:15.000 I'm dropped into this thing with a tunic.
02:04:25.000 And my connection to the force.
02:04:28.000 That's all I'm going to say.
02:04:29.000 That is all I will say about that.
02:04:49.000 Culture War Criminals says there's more brotherhood in AF than the Corps at this point.
02:04:53.000 We're the last bastion of brotherhood.
02:04:55.000 I was just thinking the same thing the other day.
02:04:58.000 That is so true. 1.00
02:05:04.000 I'll take the Groypers over the Marines any day. 1.00
02:05:09.000 Anyone would. 1.00
02:05:10.000 You'd be a fool not to. 1.00
02:05:12.000 You'd be a damn fool. 1.00
02:05:19.000 Groypers lead the way. 1.00
02:05:25.000 Terrorists win. 1.00
02:05:29.000 Bomb planted. 1.00
02:05:30.000 Groypers be like bomb planted. 1.00
02:05:35.000 No, kidding! 0.95
02:05:36.000 No, he would never do that.
02:05:36.000 Kidding.
02:05:38.000 Nope. 1.00
02:05:39.000 Groypers be like bomb diffused. 1.00
02:05:47.000 Race war diffused. 1.00
02:06:07.000 Should I do the production or the faith? 0.58
02:06:14.000 I kind of like the pagodas.
02:06:14.000 I don't know.
02:06:15.000 Let's do that.
02:06:23.000 I can't read chat.
02:06:24.000 There's like the light has creating glare on the screen.
02:06:33.000 Based Gimli says, Morning, Nick.
02:06:36.000 Have you ever tried any Total War games?
02:06:38.000 Nope.
02:06:38.000 Good morning.
02:06:41.000 Good morning.
02:06:49.000 Don't keep the faith, spread it.
02:06:51.000 Oh, I hate when Joe Biden says that.
02:06:54.000 No, Joey, don't keep the faith, spread it. 1.00
02:06:57.000 Oh, yeah, go fucking kill yourself. 1.00
02:07:00.000 Don't keep my, my, my pop always said, keep, Joe, keep the faith. 1.00
02:07:05.000 My mom said, no, Joey, don't keep the faith, spread it. 1.00
02:07:09.000 You're a fucking pedophile, dude. 1.00
02:07:10.000 You're an old devil worshiping pedophile. 1.00
02:07:14.000 Keep the faith. 1.00
02:07:15.000 Don't keep the faith, spread it. 1.00
02:07:17.000 Yeah, you're a 33rd degree Freemason rapist, child rapist. 1.00
02:07:22.000 keep the faith. 1.00
02:08:00.000 Fishing boat, couple of fishing boats.
02:08:06.000 Stempy says, Don't keep the face spread, it is a line.
02:08:09.000 I bet a lot of aspiring actors here in Hollywood, yeah, right?
02:08:15.000 If you catch my drift.
02:08:16.000 I actually.
02:08:17.000 Are you applying something specific?
02:08:21.000 I'm not really getting it.
02:08:56.000 casting couch and atheism joke.
02:08:58.000 Yeah, well, it really doesn't make any sense, actually.
02:09:03.000 Nobody got that.
02:09:04.000 Nobody understood that.
02:09:10.000 It's just embarrassing, dude.
02:09:12.000 Honestly, it's just embarrassing.
02:09:16.000 Just stop.
02:09:18.000 Hey, just stop, dude.
02:09:20.000 Just cut it out.
02:09:21.000 Just forget it already, dude.
02:09:25.000 Let it go.
02:09:26.000 I think
02:10:01.000 I will build a compass.
02:10:06.000 Oh, you want my truffles in exchange for golden iron?
02:10:10.000 Well, no embassy.
02:10:11.000 How's that?
02:10:12.000 How many truffles do I have?
02:10:14.000 I have six.
02:10:15.000 Yeah, why not?
02:10:17.000 Why not?
02:10:32.000 Can I get more out of her? 1.00
02:10:33.000 Let's try five. 1.00
02:10:36.000 Let's go! 0.96
02:11:39.000 Make a deal.
02:11:40.000 Can I make a deal with this guy or what?
02:11:54.000 Kaiser says, Nick, are you going to watch a new Evangelion movie next month?
02:11:59.000 I didn't know it was coming out.
02:12:00.000 Is it coming out next month?
02:12:02.000 If so, then yes.
02:12:05.000 And the rebuild movies, I mean, I liked the first two, but the third one was weird.
02:12:11.000 I didn't really get it.
02:12:16.000 I didn't love it.
02:12:17.000 I didn't love it.
02:12:18.000 I didn't love the third one, but the others were good.
02:12:21.000 I paid
02:12:51.000 some of my truffles away for things.
02:13:39.000 Let's go!
02:13:42.000 Let's go!
02:13:46.000 Afford more than six. 1.00
02:13:48.000 Let's try ten.
02:13:49.000 You think you'll give me ten for my truffles?
02:13:52.000 Will you give me ten gold for my truffles?
02:13:56.000 Nope.
02:13:57.000 How about eight?
02:13:58.000 How about nine?
02:14:00.000 How about eight?
02:14:03.000 Okay.
02:14:04.000 You know, you're being a little unreasonable.
02:14:06.000 That's good enough.
02:14:06.000 Okay.
02:14:06.000 Seven?
02:14:09.000 I'm becoming the wealthiest man in the galaxy and I'm doing it for you.
02:14:14.000 I'm becoming wealthier than any civ ever dreamed of.
02:14:19.000 I'm doing it for you.
02:14:52.000 You know, Star Wars is so good.
02:14:55.000 Star Wars 3 is like the perfect movie, perfect film.
02:15:12.000 No, you don't get to see my capital.
02:15:14.000 I get to see your capital.
02:15:18.000 Let's go!
02:15:19.000 Man, the wonders just keep coming.
02:15:21.000 I really am this wonderful guy.
02:15:28.000 Might be time for not.
02:15:30.000 Actually, I need to boost my happiness before I build any more cities.
02:16:09.000 These buildings, man.
02:16:10.000 We gotta build buildings here.
02:16:13.000 Might be time for another city to wonder if
02:16:46.000 there's a civilization in here.
02:18:43.000 Should I build another city?
02:18:44.000 I feel like I need to build another city.
02:18:48.000 I'm going to.
02:19:36.000 See, now look at this.
02:19:39.000 Now hear this.
02:19:40.000 All men, man your battle stations.
02:19:42.000 Remember that from Star Wars Battlefront 2?
02:19:45.000 Now hear this. 1.00
02:19:59.000 Going to bed, retarded mom. 1.00
02:20:00.000 Hey, good night, retarded mom. 1.00
02:20:04.000 Good night. 1.00
02:20:05.000 You know
02:20:48.000 who you're talking to.
02:20:50.000 borders maybe i build the city on this island
02:21:18.000 I think that might be the move.
02:21:20.000 Maybe begin to expand.
02:21:21.000 I feel like I should control more of this continent before I expand, though.
02:21:30.000 Because it's not really buttoned up the way I want it to be.
02:21:34.000 Look at all this.
02:21:36.000 This whole sector here.
02:21:39.000 Look at all that.
02:21:55.000 Fad?
02:21:56.000 Go to 1.00
02:21:56.000 Who's the fad? 1.00
02:23:41.000 Dude, shut up. 1.00
02:23:41.000 sleep. 1.00
02:23:59.000 Why don't you shut up? 0.99
02:24:01.000 Have you ever thought about that? 1.00
02:24:04.000 Try shutting up. 0.99
02:24:33.000 Yikes, look at that unhappiness. 0.94
02:24:34.000 That's not good.
02:24:37.000 That is not good.
02:25:30.000 Groyper Savants, a Siv5 Groyper tournament one day.
02:25:34.000 No way, dude. 0.95
02:25:34.000 Civ 5 multiplayer sucks. 0.95
02:25:37.000 It takes way too long and it always glitches. 0.61
02:25:42.000 So, this is probably not in the cards.
02:25:45.000 I'm sorry to say. 1.00
02:26:05.000 Europeans heading out. 1.00
02:26:06.000 Hey, good night, man.
02:26:09.000 Good night.
02:26:21.000 Oh, what the f what is this?
02:26:23.000 Why is my tourism output so low?
02:26:26.000 Not going
02:27:21.000 to be good for mine. 1.00
02:29:09.000 whoa, shit. 1.00
02:29:11.000 I missed my opportunity to hit that barbarian ship. 1.00
02:29:19.000 Now it's gone.
02:30:09.000 Florence.
02:30:51.000 I could probably use two more cities before I'm ready to branch out to another continent.
02:31:18.000 Maybe one like over here.
02:31:20.000 And then I'm.
02:31:24.000 then I would feel comfortable branching out.
02:31:46.000 Should I just save this guy?
02:31:48.000 mean i don't really have a use for him right now
02:32:24.000 can't i uh what do i need i'm loading up on these units I got to start spending them.
02:32:36.000 It's waste all my money.
02:32:37.000 Orange Gravity says stay based and cozy, Pilled Nick, and everyone else enjoying the stream.
02:32:41.000 Merry Christmas.
02:32:42.000 Hey, Merry Christmas.
02:32:45.000 I will stay cozy.
02:32:48.000 I got to build an amphitheater.
02:32:49.000 That's what it is.
02:32:50.000 Okay.
02:34:48.000 I'm not giving you.
02:34:49.000 I am not giving you your embassy.
02:34:52.000 I will not grant an embassy.
02:34:54.000 You're not going to know where I am. 1.00
02:35:42.000 Let's go! 0.95
02:35:46.000 How much gold does she have? 1.00
02:35:47.000 13? 1.00
02:35:48.000 Let's ask for 7.
02:35:50.000 Let's ask for 6.
02:35:56.000 5. 0.98
02:35:56.000 Let's get 5. 0.98
02:35:57.000 Yeah, we'll get that gold.
02:36:00.000 I knew we'd be able to get that gold there. 1.00
02:36:05.000 Why is this bitch not allied with me? 1.00
02:36:08.000 What's his problem? 1.00
02:36:14.000 They do not.
02:36:15.000 Fear your military.
02:36:16.000 Yeah, well, that's got to change.
02:36:18.000 I've just
02:37:04.000 been.
02:37:05.000 We are 156 turns in, and we have not encountered a single war.
02:37:12.000 A single.
02:37:12.000 This game is so.
02:37:14.000 What a boring game this turned out to be.
02:37:17.000 I mean, I love this game, but I mean, like, this one that I'm playing right now in particular is like.
02:37:24.000 Nothing's happening.
02:37:25.000 I'm too good.
02:37:30.000 They fear me.
02:37:33.000 They fear what I could do to them.
02:38:56.000 Should we do commerce or it's rationalism?
02:38:59.000 I think we'll do commerce.
02:39:19.000 Let's ask for nine.
02:39:21.000 How about nine?
02:39:22.000 You could do nine.
02:39:23.000 You could do nine all day long.
02:39:25.000 I guess they will have to do.
02:40:12.000 Nice.
02:40:42.000 Was Big Ben already constructed?
02:40:44.000 That's kind of disappointing.
02:41:17.000 Look at how rich.
02:41:19.000 Look at how rich.
02:41:20.000 Okay.
02:41:20.000 Almost 3,000 gold, 70 gold per turn.
02:41:24.000 This is good.
02:41:26.000 This is great.
02:41:27.000 Let's see.
02:42:37.000 Give me some science.
02:42:40.000 I'll take it.
02:43:02.000 Actually, you know what?
02:43:03.000 I'm gonna start building some units here. 1.00
02:43:05.000 Let's start building some musket, man. 1.00
02:44:13.000 This is going to be a great city. 0.98
02:44:15.000 Genius placement.
02:44:17.000 I knew it would work.
02:44:17.000 Genius.
02:44:18.000 Look at all that.
02:44:19.000 Look at all that production going on there.
02:44:24.000 It's going to work.
02:44:25.000 It's going to work.
02:45:00.000 How am I doing?
02:45:01.000 How do I stack up?
02:45:01.000 How am I?
02:45:03.000 Let's go.
02:45:04.000 Literacy number one.
02:45:07.000 Land number two.
02:45:08.000 I'm not that far behind.
02:45:09.000 GNP one.
02:45:10.000 Manufactured goods one.
02:45:11.000 Cropule two.
02:45:13.000 Who's got.
02:45:14.000 I wonder who I'm up against here.
02:45:16.000 I don't.
02:45:16.000 Literally don't even know.
02:45:22.000 I'm going to get a.
02:45:25.000 Like a caravel or something and explore the world.
02:45:29.000 Step Pie says, Nick is so smart.
02:45:30.000 I never would have.
02:45:31.000 Thought of that placement.
02:45:32.000 Yeah, well, that's a difference between you and me, I guess.
02:45:36.000 I am the kind of guy that would have thought of that because I did.
02:45:39.000 I did think of that.
02:45:43.000 See, that's who I am, and you're nothing. 0.99
02:45:45.000 Nice guy, I don't give a shit. 1.00
02:45:49.000 Good father, fuck you. 1.00
02:45:52.000 Go home and play with your kids. 1.00
02:45:56.000 No, but it's so true. 1.00
02:45:58.000 And it's so true, does this bitch fear my army now? 0.99
02:46:26.000 He's like, we don't fear your army. 1.00
02:46:28.000 How about now?
02:46:29.000 How about I build a hundred more musketmen? 0.96
02:46:33.000 What do you think of that? 0.78
02:46:36.000 Hmm?
02:46:39.000 What do you think about that?
02:47:24.000 Tempted an invasion yet because they know what would happen. 0.99
02:47:28.000 They know that they would just get absolutely fucked up beyond all recognition. 0.98
02:47:33.000 You wouldn't even be able to recognize them. 0.99
02:47:35.000 That's how badly they would be treated.
02:47:39.000 I would treat them so badly, physically, you couldn't recognize them.
02:48:00.000 Should I build a samurai? 0.82
02:48:17.000 Let's go! 0.99
02:48:19.000 Let's build the samurai. 0.72
02:48:36.000 I literally don't even know who to go to war with.
02:48:39.000 I'm surrounded by nothing.
02:48:41.000 I'm surrounded by water.
02:48:53.000 I demand tribute.
02:49:01.000 Wait, what?
02:49:05.000 Did I make any money off that? 1.00
02:49:08.000 Ah, you fool! 1.00
02:49:14.000 I will destroy Antwerp! 1.00
02:49:17.000 I will destroy your city state. 1.00
02:49:20.000 Your puny city state. 1.00
02:49:22.000 Under attack from barbarians.
02:49:24.000 I laugh. 1.00
02:49:27.000 I laugh at your insolence.
02:49:31.000 War making city state.
02:49:32.000 This is my continent.
02:49:35.000 This continent belongs to me.
02:49:37.000 I'm the 0.96
02:50:37.000 proud and terrible king of Japan.
02:51:07.000 They don't even know where I am. 1.00
02:51:08.000 Nobody has even discovered where I am.
02:51:11.000 Nobody knows where my capital is.
02:51:13.000 Nobody even knows where I am on the map.
02:51:19.000 Quietly, quietly, I am preparing for war.
02:51:29.000 While they sleep. 0.96
02:51:31.000 While the world sleeps, Japan is preparing for war. 0.96
02:51:37.000 Japan is preparing to show the whole world what it's made of. 0.80
02:51:41.000 you All will know the greatness of the Japanese race.
02:52:19.000 You know what?
02:52:20.000 Now it's time to build a road.
02:52:21.000 Now's the time to march 0.95
02:53:24.000 right through their territory just to show them. 0.60
02:53:29.000 Just to show them who rules this land.
02:53:34.000 Who's the boss here?
02:53:35.000 I'm the boss.
02:53:40.000 This is my continent. 1.00
02:54:13.000 Samurai's got 21. 0.99
02:54:16.000 Musketman's got 24. 0.99
02:54:17.000 Why the fuck would I build a samurai then? 0.99
02:54:20.000 It kind of pisses me off. 0.98
02:54:21.000 I never get to use the novelty units because I always just move so quickly through the technology that by the time I make one or two of them, they're outdated.
02:54:33.000 It's kind of lame.
02:54:34.000 This is
02:55:31.000 going to Osaka.
02:55:32.000 Why would I build another one to Osaka?
02:55:36.000 Forget that.
02:55:47.000 Look at me, I'm just bossing.
02:55:48.000 I'm just bossing an Antwerp. 1.00
02:55:50.000 Yeah, well, you have a pikeman? 1.00
02:55:53.000 You can eat shit dude. 1.00
02:55:55.000 You can do better 1.00
02:56:25.000 than that.
02:56:32.000 What do you want for my for the wine?
02:56:35.000 Oh!
02:56:36.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00
02:56:37.000 Put one fucking luxury resource on the table. 1.00
02:56:40.000 She wants everything. 1.00
02:56:40.000 Really? 1.00
02:56:54.000 You came to me!
02:57:05.000 I'm like, yeah, here's a luxury resource.
02:57:07.000 I'll give you four coins for it.
02:57:09.000 Okay, give me one of your luxury resources.
02:57:11.000 I want three luxury resources and an embassy and open borders.
02:57:17.000 Really?
02:57:19.000 What's this now? 1.00
02:57:22.000 Get that motherfucking pikeman. 1.00
02:57:29.000 Look at this. 1.00
02:57:29.000 Look at this. 1.00
02:57:30.000 What are you trying to intimidate me with your one unit?
02:57:32.000 I swear, man.
02:57:39.000 It is so over for Antwerp.
02:57:44.000 You're done.
02:57:51.000 It is it
02:57:51.000 Had.
02:58:43.000 time to take Antwerp.
02:58:44.000 I feel like it is.
02:58:54.000 They're afraid.
02:58:55.000 Ha ha ha ha.
02:58:56.000 Antwerp is afraid.
02:58:59.000 Good.
02:59:01.000 You should be.
02:59:02.000 You have done something to anger Antwerp.
02:59:05.000 You may complete quests to help make amends each turn.
02:59:09.000 It will change by 1.87.
02:59:12.000 It rests at zero.
02:59:13.000 Well, do they have a quest for me?
02:59:16.000 No quests?
02:59:18.000 Yeah, be afraid.
02:59:18.000 You should be afraid.
02:59:34.000 Remember when Trump was like, What did he say about Iran? 1.00
02:59:38.000 He was like, If you fuck around with us, imagine being the president and you're like, Yeah, if you fuck around with us, we're gonna bomb you. 1.00
02:59:46.000 We will kill your people. 1.00
02:59:47.000 Like, that is such a baller thing for Trump to have done. 1.00
02:59:54.000 And I don't even care.
02:59:55.000 Some people are like, Durr, Dutch, he's a neocon.
02:59:57.000 He said he was threatening Iran.
03:00:00.000 Yeah, I know.
03:00:01.000 I don't want war with Iran.
03:00:02.000 But can you not appreciate what a baller.
03:00:06.000 What a baller move. 1.00
03:00:06.000 Like, only Trump would do that, become the president and say, you better not fuck with us. 1.00
03:00:16.000 Something's very deeply wrong with you if you can't appreciate that for what it is, you know? 0.99
03:00:21.000 Oh, well, I'm anti war. 1.00
03:00:25.000 You're gay. 1.00
03:00:26.000 Oh, you know what you are? 1.00
03:00:26.000 You're gay, dude. 1.00
03:00:32.000 Because war is kind of cool. 0.98
03:00:41.000 I mean, you don't have to be pro war to recognize that war is neat.
03:00:45.000 I mean, how can you be a man and look at tanks and bombs and guns and planes and logistics of it all and be like, I hate this.
03:00:55.000 This is all made for killing.
03:00:57.000 It's like grow up, you know? 0.93
03:01:23.000 Let's buy a tile.
03:02:18.000 He's got nothing for me, dude. 1.00
03:02:21.000 Every country in this game is fucking poor. 0.99
03:02:24.000 All right, let's get that coal. 1.00
03:02:25.000 I want that coal.
03:02:28.000 We're gonna start building factories, and then I'm gonna build up a war machine, and then I'm just gonna start, you know, then it's gonna be the death march.
03:02:52.000 I'm going to put this samurai right up in this guy's business. 0.64
03:03:00.000 just to send a message. 0.99
03:03:44.000 Japan is about to march on the whole world. 0.98
03:03:48.000 The whole world will fear Japan. 1.00
03:03:53.000 We'll fear it's king. 1.00
03:03:54.000 It's proud and terrible king.
03:05:06.000 Let's see where the coal is, shall we?
03:05:09.000 Let's take a look.
03:05:15.000 Are you.
03:05:16.000 There's no coal.
03:05:17.000 There's one.
03:05:19.000 One. 0.99
03:05:20.000 Seven coal on this whole damn island. 0.99
03:05:24.000 Oh, there's. 0.99
03:05:28.000 Now we know.
03:05:29.000 Now I know where we're going, baby.
03:05:32.000 We are going to Colombo.
03:05:36.000 No allies. 0.62
03:05:37.000 Perfect.
03:05:39.000 That's where it's gotta be.
03:05:41.000 Prepare my fleet.
03:05:43.000 Prepare for my arrival.
03:05:46.000 Alright, let's do it. 0.98
03:05:49.000 I'm gonna need to put a city here just to get that coal.
03:05:52.000 Are you kidding me?
03:05:53.000 I guess I don't even have like factories or anything, so there's no urgency, but still.
03:05:58.000 Well, yeah, I could build factories actually. 0.99
03:06:03.000 Let's go and get that shit. 1.00
03:06:12.000 Let's go. 1.00
03:06:14.000 Prepare my ship.
03:06:31.000 Oh, Gatling gun?
03:06:32.000 I don't know why I unlocked that along the way.
03:06:34.000 I have to build a war machine.
03:06:37.000 Let's go, let's go.
03:06:38.000 Barracks, armory, all of it.
03:06:50.000 This game is really, at the end of the day, more about resource management than anything.
03:07:10.000 I'm glad the public works project began when it did.
03:07:14.000 You know, building the roads and all of that began just in time.
03:07:53.000 Should I, uh...
03:07:55.000 I probably should build the city just to get that coal, honestly.
03:08:22.000 What do I need to build?
03:08:51.000 Colombo!
03:08:52.000 That's where we're headed.
03:08:53.000 We're headed for Colombo.
03:08:55.000 It's a
03:09:54.000 terrible spot, though, for a city.
03:09:57.000 Because there's literally no food.
03:10:00.000 No food.
03:10:01.000 I guess the cattle, that would be the main source if I put a city right there. 0.57
03:10:07.000 Maybe I'll do that.
03:10:09.000 I guess
03:10:52.000 I could just buy the coal.
03:11:13.000 Should I put it on the coal, on this desert square, or on I may just put it right here, honestly. 0.95
03:11:27.000 It's kind of dumb, but.
03:11:33.000 My problem with putting it here is eventually this will expand out to here. 0.70
03:11:37.000 Yeah, so I'm going to put it here.
03:11:37.000 You know?
03:11:41.000 Okay. 1.00
03:11:52.000 Oh, that worker's gonna get eaten. 1.00
03:11:56.000 Man, I could build a Caravelle. 0.97
03:12:20.000 I could start getting over there.
03:12:23.000 Next time I could do any production, I'll build a caravel, send it over.
03:12:36.000 It's afraid.
03:13:21.000 My worker was.
03:13:22.000 I thought my worker would be captured here.
03:13:24.000 Not over there.
03:13:49.000 Antwerp wants Columbo bullied.
03:13:51.000 Yeah, on it.
03:13:54.000 The Caravelle
03:15:38.000 ARMY.
03:15:47.000 Oh no, dude!
03:15:49.000 Ah, it's an ambush.
03:15:52.000 Blast.
03:16:01.000 Foiled again.
03:16:07.000 The thing is, though, how much coal do I even need?
03:16:09.000 Wow, if I get that one coal, though, I will have enough for factories for every city in the Empire.
03:16:15.000 One, two, three, four, five, six.
03:16:17.000 I would have exactly enough. 1.00
03:16:18.000 So I guess I don't even really need a wombo. 1.00
03:16:21.000 It's not like urgent or anything. 1.00
03:16:25.000 Yeah, if I literally put one city down right there, I'll be okay. 1.00
03:16:50.000 Fuck you, you didn't buy my truffles. 1.00
03:17:42.000 Now, yeah, now we're talking. 1.00
03:17:46.000 Let's go.
03:17:48.000 Eight gold per turn for the truffles.
03:17:51.000 Racking up W's, racking them up for the movement here. 0.94
03:18:32.000 Man, Japan is really... 0.91
03:18:34.000 This is really the big. 0.95
03:18:36.000 This is the story of the whole game. 1.00
03:18:42.000 Japan is really all that there is. 1.00
03:18:44.000 I mean, frankly, frig 1.00
03:19:14.000 it.
03:19:15.000 The Frigate Army.
03:19:16.000 Oh, what
03:19:53.000 My spy got killed?
03:19:53.000 happened?
03:19:58.000 Oh no, I literally can't steal research from them because they're so far behind.
03:20:46.000 Let's go!
03:20:48.000 Let's flip it go!
03:20:50.000 That means this hasn't even been discovered.
03:20:52.000 Dude, this whole continent hasn't even been discovered to the east.
03:21:33.000 They got copper.
03:21:36.000 Yeah, maybe it's time to establish a colony.
03:21:39.000 Prepare my ship.
03:21:41.000 Prepare my ship for my arrival.
03:21:46.000 Let's see, do I build a frigate?
03:21:48.000 Maybe I'll do another musket, man.
03:21:50.000 I need more firepower here on the continent. 1.00
03:21:53.000 Being overrun by Barbarians. 1.00
03:21:54.000 Clearly, as I focus abroad, very good 1.00
03:22:51.000 indeed, ahead of schedule, here we go.
03:23:19.000 Here we go, let's
03:25:04.000 go wow.
03:25:06.000 Wow!
03:25:07.000 Look at this voyage.
03:25:09.000 great voyage of discovery.
03:25:36.000 No, no, no, no, you cannot have an embassy.
03:25:42.000 Uh, uh, uh, you don't want my truffles?
03:25:47.000 Iron? 1.00
03:25:48.000 I'll give you iron for fur. 1.00
03:25:51.000 I don't want your embassy. 1.00
03:25:53.000 All right, maybe I'll take it. 1.00
03:25:54.000 What?
03:25:56.000 What? 0.58
03:26:00.000 Just for fur.
03:26:01.000 All right, you know what?
03:26:07.000 For the fur, it's kind of worth it.
03:26:10.000 I'll take it.
03:26:11.000 For the extra happiness, it'll allow me to build another city of iron.
03:26:11.000 I'll take it.
03:27:08.000 What do you mean I don't have enough iron?
03:27:17.000 I have lots of iron.
03:27:26.000 Apparently this isn't so. 1.00
03:27:35.000 It's time for our barbarian neighbors to go extinct. 0.97
03:27:39.000 How much you want to bet that's what the advisor is telling me?
03:27:44.000 Where's my advisor?
03:27:47.000 Culture, social.
03:27:48.000 Where's the advisor? 1.00
03:27:57.000 It's time for our barbarian neighbors to go extinct. 1.00
03:28:01.000 Build military units and use them to destroy the camps. 1.00
03:28:39.000 Yo, India. 0.94
03:28:41.000 India's kind of got a big army, though. 1.00
03:28:50.000 We want nothing to do with you, Kizzle.
03:28:54.000 Our beef is with Colombo. 0.97
03:28:56.000 Colombo has the iron.
03:28:59.000 Do I have any trade routes with Colombo, I wonder?
03:29:05.000 Let me take a look.
03:29:07.000 Let's take a look.
03:29:08.000 I have a trade route with Columbo. 1.00
03:29:32.000 Damn it. 0.99
03:29:33.000 That means it's going to be somewhat costly to engage with them. 0.99
03:29:43.000 But it's necessary. 1.00
03:29:55.000 Prepare for war?
03:29:58.000 A lot
03:31:17.000 of money.
03:31:19.000 I am running out of money. 1.00
03:31:21.000 She can't even afford it. 0.97
03:31:23.000 She can't even afford my truffles anymore. 1.00
03:31:26.000 How about Egypt? 0.99
03:31:29.000 I already traded with Egypt.
03:31:30.000 How about Gandhi? 0.71
03:31:33.000 He's got no money either.
03:31:36.000 What does he want for his copper?
03:31:37.000 Four horses.
03:31:38.000 Well, how many do I have?
03:31:40.000 I only have four.
03:31:41.000 You can't.
03:31:42.000 No.
03:31:43.000 No.
03:31:43.000 Well, I guess I don't really need them.
03:31:47.000 Right?
03:31:47.000 I mean, I guess I don't really even need the horses.
03:31:50.000 How about this?
03:31:51.000 Is this good?
03:31:52.000 Oh, you have to have the embassy too? 0.98
03:31:54.000 Are you fucking joking right now? 0.98
03:31:54.000 How about this? 0.98
03:31:57.000 I swear.
03:32:00.000 I swear the things I do to get a little bit of happiness just passing
03:32:48.000 through.
03:32:50.000 need to be concerned.
03:32:53.000 I need some
03:33:23.000 kind of an escort for this, uh, for the f.
03:33:27.000 Where did he go?
03:33:29.000 Oh, he's over.
03:33:33.000 I'm not
03:34:49.000 giving others head to my enemy, sworn enemy.
03:35:08.000 Aha Look at that.
03:35:11.000 What is the city built on?
03:35:14.000 A desert.
03:35:15.000 Okay, so let's make it open terrain.
03:35:47.000 If you want peace.
03:35:49.000 Prepare for war.
03:35:53.000 Isn't that what they say? 0.97
03:36:02.000 England is an ally of Colombo.
03:36:04.000 I see. 0.95
03:36:06.000 They offered. 1.00
03:36:08.000 Damn it. 1.00
03:36:09.000 They became friends with Colombo so that I wouldn't invade. 1.00
03:36:13.000 That's not going to stop me.
03:36:21.000 Nothing will stand in my way.
03:36:23.000 Oh, and they canceled that frigate because the iron got plundered.
03:36:36.000 I need more workers.
03:36:38.000 Here we go.
03:36:51.000 Look at this now.
03:37:03.000 Look at this.
03:37:05.000 Oh.
03:37:05.000 Ah, but I don't want that.
03:37:06.000 Why would I want pressure from this foreign religion? 1.00
03:37:13.000 If I do Antwerp, I get the same amount, but, you know, but I don't get that. 1.00
03:37:19.000 You know,
03:38:40.000 it's so weird.
03:38:41.000 English people say brekkie instead of breakfast.
03:38:44.000 I was just thinking about that. 0.99
03:38:46.000 Isn't that so dumb? 0.99
03:38:47.000 Instead of saying, hey, let's get some breakfast, they're like, oi, let's get a little brekkie. 1.00
03:38:54.000 Like, what the fuck? 1.00
03:38:55.000 What are you, a fucking baby? 1.00
03:38:56.000 Why do you talk like that? 1.00
03:38:59.000 Why do you talk like that, brekkie? 1.00
03:39:04.000 That's Aussies? 1.00
03:39:05.000 Is it Australians? 0.94
03:39:05.000 Aussies? 0.94
03:39:06.000 Whatever. 1.00
03:39:07.000 It's still stupid. 1.00
03:39:10.000 British, Aussie, what difference does it make? 1.00
03:39:14.000 It's still a stupid way to talk. 1.00
03:39:19.000 Still a stupid way to talk, in my opinion. 1.00
03:39:23.000 No, I'm just kidding. 1.00
03:39:24.000 I'm kidding.
03:39:25.000 I actually find it endearing, honestly.
03:39:27.000 I actually find it kind of endearing.
03:39:29.000 Kind of cute, actually.
03:39:38.000 I was thinking about breakfast myself. 0.99
03:39:40.000 I was like, you know, isn't that so stupid the way that they say that? 1.00
03:39:46.000 That's so dumb. 1.00
03:39:55.000 Stempai says, Brecky Wecky, oi. 1.00
03:40:02.000 Shut up. 1.00
03:40:03.000 Shut up. 1.00
03:40:06.000 I kid. 1.00
03:40:07.000 It's all Jones.
03:40:08.000 We love British people.
03:40:10.000 I mean, really.
03:40:13.000 And I mean it.
03:40:16.000 And it's so true.
03:40:17.000 And I say it all the time. 0.99
03:40:31.000 I'm just going to send in the Groyberg Battalion here to fuck up Columbo. 1.00
03:40:35.000 I don't really need their coal, though. 1.00
03:41:00.000 I mean, should I really?
03:41:01.000 I mean, I guess if I'm going to expand more, I'm going to need their coal, but it's really not urgent.
03:41:09.000 But, you know, it's a good spot.
03:41:11.000 It's a good spot.
03:41:12.000 It's right at the crossroads between England and Brazil.
03:41:16.000 It's got 10 coal.
03:41:17.000 If I ever build 10 more cities, I'll have the coal for the factories.
03:41:22.000 What's more is I can use it for the tanks.
03:41:27.000 So, actually, I think it's going to be a good, I think this is a Good grab, it's a good seizure here, but England's not going to be happy about it.
03:41:36.000 Brazil.
03:41:37.000 They're not gonna like it, and Kizzle's not. 1.00
03:41:41.000 I don't think they're gonna like it one bit either.
03:41:43.000 What's this
03:42:36.000 doing here? 1.00
03:42:36.000 This Brazilian trireme? 1.00
03:42:39.000 You think a trireme is going to stop the Japanese Empire? 0.96
03:42:43.000 Because you're wrong. 0.62
03:42:45.000 Because you're dead wrong.
03:42:52.000 You are wrong about that.
03:42:53.000 You are sorely mistaken.
03:42:55.000 If you think a trireme is going to pull up on the Japanese Empire. 0.73
03:43:02.000 Oh, horses? 0.79
03:43:03.000 Yeah, no.
03:43:04.000 How about wine?
03:43:05.000 Give me wine. 1.00
03:43:07.000 She wants my coal? 1.00
03:43:09.000 Yeah, get the fuck out. 0.99
03:43:11.000 Alright, I'm hungry. 0.98
03:43:12.000 What should I order for breakfast?
03:43:16.000 Let's take a look.
03:43:21.000 Let's take a look at our options here, shall we?
03:43:26.000 $10 delivery fee?
03:43:29.000 There's no Uber Eats drivers, so they're charging $10 for delivery. 0.91
03:43:37.000 People who run Uber should be put in jail.
03:43:41.000 $14 delivery fee for Wendy's.
03:43:44.000 Yeah, sounds like a bargain.
03:43:53.000 Nobody wants to deliver because it's almost Christmas, it's early in the morning.
03:44:08.000 McDonald's open yet?
03:44:10.000 No?
03:44:11.000 Free delivery. 0.86
03:44:12.000 What the f. 1.00
03:44:13.000 What the motherfucker? 1.00
03:44:16.000 You gotta be kidding me. 1.00
03:44:20.000 With deals like this.
03:44:22.000 Yeah, let's subtract that apple fritter.
03:44:24.000 Why are the hash browns so expensive?
03:44:26.000 $5.50 for two hash browns?
03:44:30.000 What are you, what are you joking?
03:44:52.000 I think I'm just gonna wait for lunch.
03:44:54.000 I don't want breakfast food.
03:44:55.000 I just won't eat until lunch.
03:44:58.000 I really don't want breakfast food right now.
03:45:04.000 I guess I'll just wait six hours to eat.
03:45:13.000 No thanks, no thank you.
03:45:17.000 Hold the breakfast for me. 1.00
03:45:42.000 Where's that missionary? 0.98
03:45:44.000 Oh, I already sent the missionary.
03:45:50.000 Do I have any other missionaries?
03:45:52.000 Any other religious officials?
03:45:56.000 Do I have any religious officials here?
03:45:59.000 Let's see.
03:46:14.000 This is kind of an awkward area.
03:46:16.000 There's not a lot of room to stage troops here.
03:46:19.000 What?! 0.94
03:46:21.000 English settler? 0.87
03:46:23.000 Oh, I'm going to war with England. 1.00
03:46:24.000 Fuck that. 1.00
03:46:26.000 I'm going to war with England. 1.00
03:46:38.000 Thanks for nothing. 1.00
03:46:39.000 Thanks for not giving me any money for truffles, bitch. 1.00
03:46:46.000 Stupid bitch. 1.00
03:46:47.000 That was probably a mistake, but I don't, you know. 1.00
03:46:49.000 But I'm not going to let them establish a beachhead there on that continent.
03:46:55.000 That's my continent.
03:46:57.000 That is my continent. 0.96
03:47:01.000 I'll be damned if I'm going to let the English have it. 1.00
03:47:16.000 Thanks for nothing, you cringe bitch. 0.99
03:47:28.000 So let's see, we got two cannons, one, two, three musketmen, an inquisitor, a samurai, and a frigate. 1.00
03:47:38.000 I'd like to get one more frigate.
03:47:40.000 Where can I get it from, though?
03:47:43.000 Everything's kind of occupied.
03:47:46.000 I guess when that factory's done up, how about a frigate?
03:48:08.000 Man, my allergies, dude.
03:48:19.000 No, no embassy for you.
03:48:23.000 Literally, no one's gonna be able to discover my capital.
03:48:26.000 How are they gonna get there?
03:48:28.000 There's no way to get to my capital unless I open my borders.
03:48:32.000 What the?
03:48:32.000 How have they done this much damage in my frigate already?
03:48:35.000 Sheesh.
03:48:37.000 Yes
03:50:10.000 He might get totally blown out.
03:50:15.000 Not good.
03:50:16.000 But I got backup on the way. 0.63
03:50:18.000 I just didn't anticipate starting it soon because England put their settler there. 0.61
03:50:23.000 I'm not letting them settle that continent.
03:50:24.000 That's mine.
03:50:35.000 I'll be fighting them off for generations if I just let them have it like that.
03:50:40.000 You know?
03:50:41.000 Can't do it.
03:50:42.000 Can't, can't do it.
03:50:43.000 Can't do it.
03:50:47.000 Cannot allow that. 1.00
03:51:33.000 Look at this bitch. 1.00
03:51:35.000 This caravel. 1.00
03:51:36.000 Seriously, frigate versus a caravel.
03:51:46.000 I'm getting dumper checked by a caravel.
03:51:48.000 Seriously.
03:51:57.000 I'm going to hug that shoreline and I'm going to hope there's nobody hanging out there.
03:52:26.000 I don't have a lot of naval firepower right now.
03:52:29.000 That's the problem. 1.00
03:52:31.000 That barbarian really fucked me up. 1.00
03:52:35.000 What?! 1.00
03:52:37.000 Dude, uh.
03:52:40.000 Man, oh man, I didn't know they could hit me from over there.
03:52:45.000 How much damage can I do?
03:52:46.000 Ah, this is not good.
03:52:48.000 This is not going to work.
03:52:50.000 Get the 1.00
03:53:49.000 cannons there and the musket men all on the same turn. 0.90
03:53:56.000 Otherwise, they're just going to get melted by that crossbow guy. 0.99
03:55:36.000 Choose ideology? 1.00
03:55:37.000 What ideology should I pick?
03:55:38.000 Should I pick order or autocracy?
03:55:46.000 I don't know.
03:55:47.000 I mean, I feel like order always works out better for me.
03:55:51.000 Autocracy is like a cool meme, but order always, in my opinion, results in more happiness, more money.
03:56:04.000 That's the way I feel.
03:56:08.000 Yeah, because you get happiness from monuments, purchase buildings, happiness from workshops, factories, happiness from national wonders, happiness from public schools, research labs.
03:56:31.000 Order!
03:56:34.000 34% tourism to civilizations of less happiness.
03:56:38.000 Free courthouse upon city capture.
03:56:42.000 Yeah, I think I'm going to pick order.
03:56:51.000 I don't know though.
03:56:52.000 I don't know.
03:56:53.000 Because with autocracy, you get happiness from castles, arsenals, and military bases.
03:56:58.000 You get happiness from national wonders.
03:57:01.000 You get happiness from barracks, armories, and military academies.
03:57:06.000 You get happiness from courthouses.
03:57:19.000 I think I'm going to pick autocracy.
03:57:21.000 Yeah, I think I'm going to do autocracy.
03:57:25.000 Move my spy
03:57:54.000 I literally can't steal technology from anyone because I have better technology than everyone.
03:59:14.000 So canons are both going to have to.
03:59:42.000 No, why would I?
03:59:43.000 No, why would I give you an embassy?
03:59:45.000 I don't even know you.
03:59:46.000 She's gonna give me Hastings?
03:59:49.000 No.
03:59:51.000 No, I.
03:59:52.000 No!
03:59:53.000 No, I'm taking.
03:59:55.000 I don't want Hastings.
03:59:57.000 I want Colombo. 1.00
03:59:59.000 Hastings doesn't have any coal, you stupid bitch. 1.00
04:00:02.000 You think I'm starting fights just for a city with four citizens? 1.00
04:00:09.000 What an idiot. 1.00
04:00:10.000 What a stupid idiot. 1.00
04:00:13.000 Stupid dummy. 1.00
04:00:19.000 Fucked up. 1.00
04:00:20.000 Fucked up by trying to put a settler there. 1.00
04:00:23.000 That's your bad. 0.99
04:00:27.000 Big mistake, four five,
04:01:29.000 six.
04:01:30.000 I can only get four of these, right?
04:01:33.000 So, I'm definitely not going to do that one, and I'm definitely not going to do.
04:01:53.000 What do I need right now?
04:01:58.000 This will save me a ton of money in the long run.
04:02:06.000 Are you serious?
04:02:07.000 This is standing in the way.
04:02:56.000 Oh, this is a great deal.
04:02:59.000 That is a great deal.
04:03:01.000 I'll take gems.
04:03:21.000 Song high, really?
04:03:22.000 That's not even a civilization.
04:03:23.000 That's such a fake civilization. 0.94
04:03:25.000 They put in like Shaka Zulu and Songhai, really? 0.89
04:03:29.000 These are these, they might as well be barbarians, they should be the barbarians, right? 0.92
04:03:35.000 Yeah, Songhai, yeah, England, France. 0.98
04:03:40.000 No, let's see, Napoleon, Elizabeth, Catherine the Great, oh, and Shaka Zulu and the river people, right?
04:03:51.000 All right, it's equal, it's equal. 0.97
04:04:57.000 Just give it up, Columbo.
04:04:59.000 It's over.
04:05:04.000 What?
04:05:05.000 Oh, okay.
04:05:05.000 That was just my caravel.
04:05:06.000 Let's go.
04:05:07.000 Hey, what's up? 1.00
04:05:12.000 Aw, shit. 0.99
04:05:13.000 What's the World Congress looking like? 1.00
04:05:15.000 Ugh!
04:05:16.000 I have one vote? 1.00
04:05:19.000 Damn it. 1.00
04:05:20.000 How do I only have one vote? 1.00
04:05:22.000 Is it because I have no allies? 1.00
04:05:23.000 That's so stupid. 1.00
04:05:29.000 What? 1.00
04:05:30.000 I can't even hit him from here?
04:05:31.000 Man, oh man, this is a disaster.
04:05:44.000 I mean, this is really not good.
04:05:50.000 I don't have enough firepower.
04:05:51.000 needed more cannons. 0.91
04:06:59.000 I'm like just crushing everybody. 0.86
04:07:01.000 Look at this.
04:07:03.000 Is there anybody that's even close?
04:07:05.000 I mean, yeah, I literally.
04:07:06.000 Okay, really?
04:07:07.000 Like.
04:07:12.000 Germany's got a little bit more land.
04:07:15.000 That's it. 1.00
04:07:17.000 Everybody else is just getting raped on every other metric. 1.00
04:07:41.000 Let's go. 0.88
04:07:55.000 I'm going to let OSCIA become the head of the World Congress.
04:08:04.000 Look at that.
04:08:05.000 Look at this.
04:08:06.000 Look at what they did.
04:08:08.000 Look at what they've done to my cannon. 1.00
04:08:11.000 Damn it, man. 0.99
04:08:12.000 This is not good. 1.00
04:08:14.000 Ugh.
04:08:16.000 This is not good.
04:08:19.000 I guess I could just rotate these guys in and out, you know?
04:08:22.000 More or less.
04:08:29.000 This is salvageable.
04:08:53.000 Look at all these public schools.
04:08:54.000 The science output is going to be.
04:08:58.000 It's going to be something.
04:09:02.000 Look at this.
04:09:03.000 Look at the deals.
04:09:04.000 Look at these deals being made.
04:09:06.000 Look at that.
04:09:09.000 20 happiness, golden age, 154 gold per turn.
04:09:16.000 The skill, the precision, the wit.
04:10:02.000 We're getting there.
04:10:03.000 Look at that.
04:10:03.000 See, we're getting there.
04:10:05.000 We're getting, get her done. 0.99
04:10:07.000 Get her done.
04:10:08.000 It's gonna be painful, but it's gonna, it's going to happen.
04:10:16.000 This whole continent, this whole continent is going down, man.
04:10:21.000 I'm gonna put a city right there.
04:10:24.000 No, no, you don't have anything to offer me.
04:11:08.000 This guy's gonna die I think no matter what. 0.81
04:11:11.000 I'm just gonna leave him there. 1.00
04:11:13.000 He'll take the final shot, you know. 1.00
04:11:29.000 Let them waste a bullet killing him, you know. 1.00
04:11:32.000 So that another guy can move in and attack. 0.99
04:11:40.000 Actually, I could get a little bit of health back, right?
04:11:45.000 Yeah!
04:11:54.000 Yes!
04:11:56.000 Very good.
04:11:56.000 Yes!
04:11:58.000 Yes, I will.
04:12:36.000 Oh, yeah.
04:12:38.000 Fellas, it's happening.
04:12:44.000 And just like that, just like that, the city of Colombo falls.
04:12:50.000 And with it, it's coal, it's precious coal, the lifeblood of this empire. 1.00
04:13:16.000 Let's send a settler. 0.99
04:13:18.000 Ha ha ha ha! 0.88
04:13:19.000 Yeah!
04:13:21.000 I'm taking the whole continent.
04:13:23.000 This whole continent belongs to me.
04:13:26.000 I'll have to annex it eventually so I can buy this coal space.
04:13:29.000 All that
04:14:18.000 gold.
04:14:18.000 Look at the gold.
04:14:19.000 Look at that pile of gold.
04:14:37.000 Now, do I make peace with Britain?
04:14:39.000 Now that...
04:14:40.000 Now that I got what I wanted, do I make peace?
04:14:46.000 They're going to give me Hastings, too?
04:14:48.000 yeah, why not?
04:14:51.000 I accept.
04:14:59.000 Beautiful.
04:16:06.000 Look at just cleaning it up.
04:16:07.000 Cleaning it up. 1.00
04:16:09.000 It's a Shinto city now. 1.00
04:16:11.000 It's a Shinto. 1.00
04:16:13.000 I'm going to send another Inquisitor to Hastings, I think. 1.00
04:16:23.000 establish a trade route and exert Shinto pressure on the city to keep it under my thumb there. 0.98
04:16:48.000 You'll pay for this. 1.00
04:16:49.000 You'll pay for this.
04:16:56.000 Yeah, yeah. 1.00
04:16:57.000 shut up. 1.00
04:16:57.000 I don't 1.00
04:18:05.000 even need walls, because nobody's going to attack me on my home territory.
04:18:09.000 But the reason that they're beneficial is because then I could get a castle and it'll provide happiness.
04:18:19.000 I'm going to go pee.
04:18:20.000 I'm going to go pee right now.
04:18:21.000 I'll be back.
04:18:23.000 I'll be back in a sec.
04:20:22.000 So this is what I'm talking about now. 0.81
04:20:25.000 Let's see, where's the.
04:20:26.000 Uh, exert pressure on Columbo 0.56
04:21:05.000 Look at this beautiful continent I'm going to need another city somewhere here and a city over here soon.
04:21:14.000 Facts, I think I'll do it right now.
04:21:23.000 Then, once the resistance goes down, then I will bring them into the Empire and then I'll buy that tile, I'll get the coal.
04:21:37.000 Whoops.
04:21:44.000 We'll be in good shape.
04:22:35.000 See, this was genius.
04:22:37.000 Look at that.
04:22:37.000 Look at the...
04:22:39.000 That's really something, you know?
04:22:40.000 It's really something.
04:23:08.000 Hey, what happened?
04:23:09.000 Whoa, whoa, what happened?
04:23:13.000 There it is.
04:23:14.000 Okay, Steve and Dave use eToro to trade cryptocurrencies.
04:23:18.000 What happened to our cozy?
04:23:23.000 I thought we were, I don't even know what was happening there.
04:23:31.000 Very disturbing moment.
04:23:40.000 Thank you. 1.00
04:25:08.000 This guy wants Geneva bullied. 1.00
04:25:16.000 They will reward the player that destroys a barbarian encampment.
04:25:19.000 They want you to demand tribute from Geneva. 0.96
04:25:21.000 They want you to generate a great general.
04:25:39.000 Juice, plastic
04:27:46.000 trees.
04:27:46.000 So just found says, just found out my wife is pregnant.
04:27:49.000 Love AF.
04:27:50.000 Hey, congratulations, man.
04:27:52.000 Good for you.
04:27:54.000 Very exciting.
04:27:59.000 Baby check.
04:28:05.000 Good news, good for you dude.
04:29:52.000 Where's all this oil?
04:29:54.000 We got oil here.
04:29:56.000 Got oil.
04:29:57.000 What?
04:29:59.000 Come on, dude.
04:30:01.000 Ugh.
04:30:05.000 Why do they have to put the oil at the holy site? 1.00
04:30:09.000 Damn it. 1.00
04:30:10.000 That's the. 1.00
04:30:11.000 There's two sources of oil on my land, and one's under a holy site.
04:30:18.000 Really?
04:30:21.000 Man.
04:30:35.000 Looks like we just found oil in Antwerp.
04:30:37.000 you know what that means?
04:30:38.000 That means Antwerp is going to hell.
04:30:43.000 Come on, there's some oil up here.
04:30:46.000 Yeah, let's put a city right there. 0.70
04:31:06.000 Next adventure, let's get that oil up there.
04:31:11.000 And I'll have to get rid of my holy site.
04:32:02.000 It's 1932.
04:32:04.000 Bruh, historically, we're behind schedule here, you know?
04:33:33.000 Tourism becomes a problem when other countries get an ideology.
04:33:37.000 Because if they pick a different ideology and they have higher tourism, they start to inflict a lot of unhappiness.
04:33:43.000 It's not good.
04:33:48.000 Not a good situation.
04:37:01.000 How is this guy on a.
04:37:02.000 Is that guy on a mountain?
04:37:07.000 It says jungle, but it looks like a mountain to me.
04:37:54.000 Gotta destroy the holy site to get the oil.
04:37:59.000 I don't like to do that, but we have to get that oil.
04:38:03.000 I'm not proud of it, that's all we have to do.
04:40:28.000 Oh, what's this guy doing? 1.00
04:40:30.000 This fucker. 1.00
04:40:33.000 He's gonna try and convert my city to Catholicism, but I'm not gonna let that happen. 1.00
04:40:37.000 This is a Shinto empire. 1.00
04:40:44.000 It's gotta stop. 1.00
04:40:47.000 And I'm going to stop it.
04:40:49.000 I'm going to put a stop to this immediately.
04:42:08.000 No, why would I, why would I just give you an embassy?
04:42:10.000 I know where you are, you don't know where I am.
04:42:21.000 Let's check Twitter.
04:46:04.000 One delegate.
04:46:48.000 The city-state embargo passed. 1.00
04:46:52.000 Dude, it hurt me, I'm shit. 0.99
04:47:01.000 Look at this, now I can't even trade with anybody. 0.99
04:47:04.000 Who am I gonna trade with? 1.00
04:47:05.000 Now I gotta get this Catholic pressure. 0.97
04:47:20.000 We're in countries. 1.00
04:47:40.000 Not cool.
04:47:43.000 Cool.
04:47:44.000 Oh, I. 1.00
04:49:06.000 have to Delegates, she has five.
04:49:09.000 Two from membership, one from city states, two from world wonders.
04:49:13.000 What about my world wonders?
04:49:18.000 Inreliable... Such...
04:49:43.000 Oh man... 0.98
04:49:47.000 The UN is screwing me! 0.99
04:49:49.000 I hate the UN! 0.99
04:49:56.000 Wow, how could they do this?
04:49:58.000 How could they do this to me? 0.71
04:50:01.000 How dare you!
04:50:07.000 They're taking away my sovereignty.
04:50:24.000 I think I'm gonna get all that oil, please. 0.69
04:50:27.000 Let's put a city right there.
04:50:28.000 Oh, look
04:52:57.000 at this.
04:52:58.000 Look at this now.
04:52:59.000 Whoa, look at this.
04:53:02.000 Sneak attack. 1.00
04:53:06.000 Let's get our frigates going. 0.99
04:53:07.000 Let's get the frigates up and running. 0.92
04:53:12.000 We're going to need it.
04:53:13.000 I got 11 iron.
04:53:13.000 How much?
04:53:15.000 Good.
04:53:16.000 They're not going to know what hit them.
04:53:30.000 Red alert, red alert, man.
04:53:32.000 Look at how they try to sneak up on me like that.
04:53:35.000 Oh, no, you don't. 1.00
04:53:38.000 Oh, no, you don't, bitch. 1.00
04:53:39.000 And they're probably coming with the settler, too. 1.00
04:53:41.000 How much you want to bet the British city's going to pop up?
04:53:47.000 That's what they're doing.
04:53:48.000 They're making a play. 1.00
04:53:50.000 Let's get another settler cooking. 1.00
04:53:52.000 But they're 1.00
04:54:23.000 trying to.
04:54:24.000 No, no, no.
04:54:28.000 Oh come on, look at all these trade routes though. 1.00
04:54:31.000 What the fuck, why? 1.00
04:54:34.000 I don't want your religion here. 1.00
04:54:38.000 No, you can't land. 1.00
04:54:41.000 Sorry, bitch. 1.00
04:54:52.000 Impossible, dude. 1.00
04:55:01.000 How dare they?
04:55:03.000 How dare they?
04:55:05.000 Oh, maybe
04:55:35.000 he's not.
04:55:37.000 Where is this guy going now? 1.00
04:55:56.000 Bastard. 1.00
04:55:58.000 Yeah, well, the oil's mine. 0.99
04:56:01.000 No, he's probably gonna buy right.
04:56:02.000 He's gonna buy that right up. 1.00
04:56:05.000 Fucker. 1.00
04:56:05.000 I'm taking that. 1.00
04:56:06.000 Yeah, you know what?
04:56:07.000 Hey, the cannons are here. 1.00
04:56:09.000 Hey, bitch. 1.00
04:56:10.000 Cannons are already here. 1.00
04:56:12.000 Scum. 1.00
04:56:13.000 I'm gonna kill your prophet and I'm taking your city with the cannons. 1.00
04:56:19.000 Rio de Janeiro's right there. 1.00
04:56:21.000 I can't wait to put a nuclear device right on top of there.
04:56:29.000 All right, look at this,
04:56:50.000 They're really, did
04:57:40.000 you see that? 1.00
04:57:41.000 is that the biggest bullshit you've ever seen in your life? 1.00
04:57:44.000 Okay, so you have nothing, you have nothing. 1.00
04:57:46.000 Nothing.
04:57:47.000 Oh, there
04:59:58.000 they are.
04:59:59.000 Oh, they're all coming for that city. 1.00
05:00:07.000 What they're doing to me is so fucked up. 1.00
05:00:17.000 How about this? 1.00
05:00:18.000 How about this?
05:00:19.000 What do you think of that?
05:00:25.000 Huh?
05:00:26.000 What do you think of that?
05:00:27.000 You have
05:01:10.000 nothing that I want.
05:01:13.000 How about this?
05:01:13.000 Is this good?
05:01:15.000 Are you no.
05:01:18.000 That's not happening. 1.00
05:01:29.000 Get your missionaries out of here, Brazilian. 1.00
05:01:36.000 Your missionaries have no business here. 1.00
05:01:39.000 What the 0.93
05:02:58.000 f.
05:02:59.000 What's going on here, man?
05:03:05.000 Where are they going?
05:03:06.000 Are they going for this city or for this city?
05:03:08.000 I can't even tell.
05:03:25.000 See him down there.
05:03:29.000 right behind you.
05:08:18.000 Stempy's is TN Chat for tucked in.
05:08:20.000 You tucked in I wish I was tucked in I'm playing this game.
05:08:25.000 It's that three ways They're fighting a war over here.
05:08:34.000 We're they fighting again.
05:08:36.000 Hey, who's
05:09:08.000 taking that city now?
05:09:11.000 I gotta know
05:11:55.000 I need to get in on this.
05:11:57.000 What?
05:11:59.000 Bruh, come on, man.
05:12:03.000 I'm gonna have to fight Britain again. 0.84
05:12:05.000 I'm okay with that, honestly.
05:12:06.000 I would rather fight Britain, actually.
05:12:11.000 Maybe I'll team up.
05:12:13.000 Yeah, I'll let Britain take it, and then I'll take it from Britain. 0.93
05:12:15.000 Now we don't have to fight Brazil. 0.85
05:12:18.000 I'm fine with that. 0.94
05:12:19.000 That works better for me, actually. 0.97
05:13:38.000 Let's go! 0.77
05:13:40.000 Let's go! 0.98
05:13:43.000 I'm gonna put this cannon back, upgrade it to artillery, and then I'm gonna fucking take this. 0.98
05:13:48.000 He's raising it! 0.98
05:13:50.000 They're raising the city!
05:13:53.000 I'm not gonna get there in time. 1.00
05:14:01.000 Just got to get another settler in there. 0.94
05:15:18.000 Oh! 0.98
05:15:24.000 That's an act of war right there. 1.00
05:15:25.000 I will kill every last one of these missionaries. 1.00
05:15:29.000 But the problem is, I have these trade routes with them. 1.00
05:15:31.000 Oh, man.
05:15:31.000 I.
05:15:37.000 No, I don't.
05:15:37.000 Oh, wait.
05:15:38.000 I don't have any trade routes. 1.00
05:15:39.000 Yeah, fuck them. 1.00
05:15:40.000 I'm killing that. 1.00
05:15:42.000 I'm killing that guy. 1.00
05:15:51.000 Yeah, fuck you, two gold per turn? 1.00
05:15:53.000 Shit, you convert one of my cities on my mainland bitch. 1.00
05:15:56.000 No, you don't, I swear 1.00
05:16:32.000 man.
05:16:36.000 it's like it's not even fair because you can't keep them out You literally can't keep them out. 1.00
05:16:42.000 I'm killing them. 1.00
05:16:43.000 I'm going to kill them in the ocean. 1.00
05:16:46.000 I'm going to kill them on the coast. 1.00
05:16:49.000 I told 1.00
05:19:16.000 myself I wasn't going to get breakfast food, but I.
05:19:44.000 FR hops is for breakfast.
05:19:47.000 Hey, thanks, man.
05:19:48.000 Thanks a lot.
05:19:51.000 Nibba's be like, oh, hey, here's breakfast.
05:19:54.000 Thanks, dude.
05:19:54.000 Thanks.
05:19:57.000 Big shout out.
05:19:59.000 I appreciate it. 0.99
05:20:30.000 Aw shit, did I seriously waste that? 1.00
05:20:37.000 I'm just like, retarded. 1.00
05:20:41.000 Okay, let's see. 0.92
05:22:06.000 Maxi Bro says, can you do an IRL McDonald's breakfast stream with Jaden?
05:22:11.000 I would do that, but Jaden's not here.
05:22:13.000 He went home for Christmas.
05:22:18.000 So he's not here.
05:22:22.000 Sadly.
05:22:36.000 Oh, this is perfect.
05:22:37.000 Look at this.
05:22:39.000 God has smiled upon me and granted me favor.
05:22:46.000 Even though I destroyed those. 1.00
05:22:49.000 Even though I destroyed that religious site. 1.00
05:22:51.000 Hey, you know what? 1.00
05:22:53.000 I think God knows, you know.
05:22:56.000 Sometimes that's what you gotta do.
05:22:58.000 Sometimes you gotta destroy a religious monument to get oil.
05:23:04.000 You know.
05:23:07.000 God had to create the world in seven days.
05:23:09.000 He knows you got to crack a few eggs and make an omelet.
05:23:11.000 He gets it.
05:23:12.000 He understands.
05:23:14.000 You cannot build a war machine without oil. 0.64
05:23:18.000 And you can't get your oil without desecrating religious monuments.
05:23:23.000 Sometimes.
05:23:24.000 Sometimes it's like that.
05:23:26.000 All right,
05:24:43.000 let's see what our options are now.
05:24:44.000 Do we have any new options here on this internet?
05:24:51.000 Yo!
05:24:53.000 Oh, but Panera doesn't do soup this early. 0.98
05:24:53.000 Panera? 0.98
05:24:58.000 Well, that's gay. 1.00
05:25:00.000 What the hell else am I going to get from Panera? 1.00
05:25:02.000 Bagel?
05:25:04.000 Yeah, I'd like one bagel, please.
05:25:06.000 Yeah, no.
05:25:09.000 Hi, can I have a bagel?
05:25:11.000 No, I want soup and a sandwich, man.
05:25:13.000 8 30 a.m.
05:25:15.000 I want my soup and sandwich.
05:25:16.000 How about White Castle?
05:25:18.000 That's not good.
05:25:19.000 How about Krispy Kreme?
05:25:23.000 Let's get a dozen donuts.
05:25:23.000 Donuts.
05:25:26.000 Now we're talking.
05:25:28.000 Original glaze, dozen.
05:25:36.000 Yo, mozzarella sticks from White Castle.
05:25:43.000 Does Panera, is Panera doing a Panera?
05:25:59.000 Oh, it's only the soups.
05:26:05.000 But that's all I want the soup.
05:26:14.000 They have pizza now at Panera?
05:26:16.000 What the f? 0.98
05:26:17.000 What the hell? 0.97
05:26:20.000 Why would they have Panera bread as a pizzeria now? 0.79
05:26:25.000 Yeah, it doesn't make any sense.
05:26:30.000 Hey, let's order a pizza.
05:26:31.000 From where?
05:26:32.000 Panera bread.
05:26:34.000 Yo, let's go to the pizzeria today.
05:26:36.000 Which one?
05:26:37.000 Panera bread?
05:26:37.000 Panera?
05:26:53.000 All right, nothing good.
05:26:54.000 I guess we're waiting another hour.
05:26:55.000 We'll see.
05:26:57.000 Clock's ticking.
05:28:13.000 Let's get some of these to go on the other side. 0.55
05:29:07.000 I'm just going to help Britain because I hate Brazil. 0.94
05:30:24.000 I have to pee again.
05:30:25.000 drink another bottle of water.
05:31:06.000 Seriously?
05:31:08.000 Oh my gosh, that is so annoying.
05:31:12.000 Why?
05:32:45.000 Zero dollar delivery at the bottom of the page option.
05:33:10.000 Do they have another deal, though, where it's like you have to get breakfast?
05:33:33.000 Corner Bakery's not bad.
05:33:34.000 It's okay. 1.00
05:33:41.000 Hey, the real Boston Groypers in here? 1.00
05:33:42.000 Why do you feel bad for me? 0.99
05:34:11.000 Breakfast egg bowl.
05:34:14.000 Scrambled eggs, ancient grains, chickpeas, oven-roasted tomato, fresh mozzarella, pesto, power greens. 1.00
05:34:26.000 This looks like shit. 0.99
05:34:29.000 All American Scrambler. 1.00
05:34:31.000 This looks like garbage. 1.00
05:34:33.000 Who eats this stuff? 0.99
05:34:36.000 Bacon avocado egg bowl.
05:34:38.000 Now that looks not bad actually.
05:34:45.000 You know what?
05:34:46.000 Let's try this.
05:34:47.000 The bacon avocado egg bowl.
05:34:49.000 Let's do that.
05:34:51.000 I like somebody does exclamation point uptime trying to figure out how long the stream has been.
05:34:56.000 We don't have that on here.
05:34:58.000 You can't say uptime and get the stream likes.
05:35:02.000 You look at it, it's on the page.
05:35:04.000 It's on the top of the page.
05:35:05.000 If you look next to my name, it says five hours, 35 minutes.
05:35:16.000 This looks promising.
05:35:18.000 I'm probably going to have to get two entrees, though, because last time I ordered, there was barely anything.
05:35:24.000 I ordered a half sandwich and soup, and I was still hungry.
05:35:29.000 So let's get a couple.
05:35:30.000 Let's get a couple of entrees.
05:35:32.000 If there's too much, I'll save it for another time.
05:35:35.000 Let's get the mac and cheese.
05:35:37.000 Let's do that.
05:35:42.000 What's the difference between the cafe mac and cheese and the entre?
05:35:45.000 I'll get the entre.
05:35:46.000 You know what?
05:35:47.000 I'll get the cafe.
05:35:58.000 Get some protein, get some carbs.
05:36:03.000 Joe the Boomer says, Merry Christmas, Nikki Kiddo.
05:36:06.000 Hey, Merry Christmas, Joe.
05:36:07.000 Good to see you, buddy.
05:36:10.000 I love that guy.
05:36:12.000 Great guy, great guy.
05:36:13.000 Hey, he's been with the show for years.
05:36:16.000 He has been around this show, he has been haunting the show.
05:36:23.000 There's a specter.
05:36:25.000 He has been with the show for years.
05:36:28.000 And we love him.
05:36:29.000 He's funny.
05:36:30.000 He's a great guy.
05:36:34.000 Hey, Nikki! 1.00
05:36:36.000 Fuck it. 1.00
05:36:37.000 He's the boomer. 1.00
05:36:38.000 He's the guy.
05:36:39.000 He's the man.
05:36:40.000 We love Joe the boomer.
05:36:42.000 I am going to order this.
05:36:44.000 And now I'm going to take another bathroom break.
05:36:48.000 See you in a bit.
05:38:11.000 You know, I think people drink too much water.
05:38:15.000 Think about how much water you drink.
05:38:16.000 Is that how much, like, people used to drink in the old days?
05:38:22.000 People used to walk around and they'd come upon a stream and they'd, you know, drink a little bit with their hands.
05:38:28.000 People these days, they have. 0.98
05:38:30.000 I was on a shuttle the other day at the airport, and this black woman had this giant, like, barrel of water. 1.00
05:38:39.000 It was a water bottle, and it was, like, this big.
05:38:43.000 It was like this big.
05:38:45.000 And I'm like, human beings aren't supposed to drink that much water every day.
05:38:49.000 And you're sedentary.
05:38:50.000 It's not like she's running around chasing tigers.
05:38:53.000 She's sitting down in the bus all day just drinking this giant.
05:38:57.000 It's probably flushing everything out of her.
05:39:00.000 It's flushing everything out of there. 0.97
05:39:02.000 All the good stuff your vitamins, your minerals, your nutrients.
05:39:06.000 Can't be good.
05:39:07.000 Can't be good.
05:39:09.000 None of this can be good for you.
05:39:11.000 Think of it.
05:39:13.000 The water is flushing everything out.
05:39:22.000 She is eating. 0.52
05:39:24.000 What the hell is she eating? 0.91
05:39:25.000 She's probably eating tons of sodium, drinking tons of water. 0.99
05:39:30.000 She's retaining the water. 1.00
05:39:31.000 She's like a giant sponge. 1.00
05:39:34.000 And then when she goes to piss, she empties the sponge with all that good stuff. 0.51
05:39:39.000 This is how it is.
05:39:40.000 This is scientific.
05:39:42.000 Think of it.
05:39:43.000 This is scientific.
05:39:47.000 Why even bother eating at that point?
05:39:49.000 I mean, you're just flushing it all down the toilet.
05:39:52.000 Hey, let me pay $20 for lunch because I'm going to be literally.
05:39:56.000 Flushing it down the toilet, not extracting any nutrients.
05:39:59.000 This is how it works.
05:40:03.000 JD says, Bruh, do not listen to this man, bruh.
05:40:06.000 Drink water. 1.00
05:40:07.000 It was a black woman. 1.00
05:40:08.000 It was a black woman, too. 1.00
05:40:10.000 It must be a cultural thing with you people. 1.00
05:40:13.000 It must be a cultural thing. 1.00
05:40:15.000 These black people drinking. 1.00
05:40:17.000 Nibbus be drinking day water. 1.00
05:40:21.000 JD, I'm telling you, it's not good for you.
05:40:28.000 I'm telling you, man.
05:40:29.000 Can't be good for you.
05:40:39.000 JD says it must be a cultural thing to drink water.
05:40:41.000 To drink that much water, yeah.
05:40:45.000 That is too much water. 1.00
05:40:48.000 Shit. 1.00
05:40:50.000 That is too much water. 1.00
05:40:57.000 Oh, this is another headache.
05:40:59.000 You know what?
05:41:00.000 I'm done, man.
05:41:01.000 I'm sick of playing this game.
05:41:03.000 I'm out of here.
05:41:04.000 I don't want to play this game anymore.
05:41:06.000 Now I got to administer this city?
05:41:08.000 That messes up my whole plan.
05:41:10.000 I'm not going to be able to hold that city.
05:41:15.000 I am ready to go. 1.00
05:41:39.000 Siv sucks. 1.00
05:41:40.000 You suck. 1.00
05:41:49.000 Yeah, you know what? 1.00
05:41:52.000 It's done.
05:41:53.000 It's over.
05:41:54.000 I'm done with it.
05:41:55.000 Look at this.
05:41:56.000 Look at the breadth of my domain.
05:41:58.000 Look at the domination on display here.
05:42:00.000 Look at this.
05:42:01.000 Just look at this.
05:42:04.000 I've already won.
05:42:05.000 Why even finish the game?
05:42:06.000 I've already won.
05:42:07.000 1,200.
05:42:09.000 500, 500, 700, 600, 600, 700, 600.
05:42:14.000 Why even continue?
05:42:15.000 Why even continue?
05:42:16.000 I've already won.
05:42:17.000 Look at this.
05:42:27.000 I mean, look at this.
05:42:28.000 I took their second biggest city.
05:42:31.000 I didn't even want it. 1.00
05:42:32.000 I declared war to kill missionaries. 0.99
05:42:35.000 I have their second biggest city. 0.99
05:42:39.000 It's technical.
05:42:42.000 Everything that remains to be done here is merely a detail.
05:42:46.000 It's merely a detail.
05:42:51.000 So let me get rid of this.
05:43:00.000 Whoops, not that.
05:43:03.000 This.
05:43:05.000 Let me get rid of this real quick.
05:44:28.000 Check Twitter.
05:44:29.000 Hey, Jaden in chat.
05:44:31.000 Jaden donated one lemon.
05:44:34.000 Big shout out.
05:44:35.000 I appreciate it.
05:44:36.000 Here, I'll try and give Jaden the experience of watching Jaden.
05:44:41.000 Yo, Jaden McNeil with the lemon.
05:44:44.000 Big shout out.
05:44:45.000 I appreciate it.
05:44:47.000 Let's go.
05:44:49.000 I can't do a flip, though.
05:44:50.000 I don't have any room to do a flip.
05:44:58.000 Thank you so much, Jaden!
05:45:00.000 Big shout out!
05:45:02.000 I appreciate it!
05:45:05.000 He always sits like this.
05:45:08.000 He's always like this.
05:45:11.000 Let's go!
05:45:13.000 Big shout out!
05:45:16.000 He puts his feet up on the chair.
05:45:18.000 How is this comfortable for him?
05:45:20.000 He's taller than me.
05:45:22.000 He's got these long legs and he's got his feet on the chair.
05:45:28.000 He's like.
05:45:30.000 He's like General Grievous.
05:45:31.000 Remember when General Grievous, when Obi Wan cuts his hands off and he tries to escape?
05:45:38.000 He goes, Army or not, you must realize you are doomed.
05:45:42.000 And Obi Wan says, I don't think so.
05:45:45.000 And they force blast him.
05:45:48.000 And then General Grievous goes flying back.
05:45:51.000 And then he's running like a spider.
05:45:53.000 And then he does like a backflip onto the thing.
05:45:57.000 Right?
05:45:57.000 That's like Jaden.
05:45:58.000 That's how Jaden is.
05:46:04.000 So that's such a good movie.
05:46:07.000 Okay, let's see.
05:46:10.000 I'm going to pull up Twitter.
05:46:12.000 Let's see how Twitter's doing.
05:46:14.000 Can we do that for a minute?
05:46:20.000 Army or not, you must realize you are duped.
05:46:25.000 Oh, I don't think so.
05:46:26.000 I throw them back.
05:46:30.000 So awesome.
05:46:31.000 Dude, I remember when that came out.
05:46:35.000 I was nerding out.
05:46:41.000 My dad, my father, when I was a kid, Star Wars was everything.
05:46:48.000 That was all I liked.
05:46:50.000 That was the only thing that I liked.
05:46:52.000 And when that movie came out, it was like the biggest thing in the world to me.
05:46:56.000 There was like nothing bigger in the world.
05:46:58.000 And all I wanted was to see it opening weekend.
05:47:02.000 And my dad was like, oh, no, we're not going to go opening weekend.
05:47:06.000 You don't go opening weekend because it's really crazy and like everyone's there.
05:47:10.000 I was like, oh, okay.
05:47:14.000 So we ended up going like three weeks later.
05:47:18.000 Oh, yeah, love that.
05:47:23.000 Love that.
05:47:28.000 We ended up seeing like a second or third week showing.
05:47:32.000 It's like, really?
05:47:33.000 That's the only thing I liked.
05:47:36.000 And what's more, is everybody at my school likes sports.
05:47:42.000 Let me just.
05:47:51.000 Everybody in my school liked sports.
05:47:55.000 And I liked Star Wars.
05:47:56.000 I was always a loner in that regard.
05:47:58.000 I didn't like to watch sports.
05:48:00.000 I didn't like to play sports.
05:48:01.000 I wasn't good at playing sports.
05:48:03.000 I hated sports.
05:48:04.000 I only liked Star Wars.
05:48:06.000 And, you know, there was nothing Star Wars.
05:48:10.000 Look, when I grew up, there was nothing like Star Wars going on.
05:48:14.000 You know, I mean, when I was into it, that was between the second movie and the third movie.
05:48:18.000 So when the third movie came out, that was like the biggest thing in the world.
05:48:22.000 I was like, can I go back?
05:48:24.000 Can we go see it?
05:48:25.000 We gotta see opening weekend.
05:48:27.000 And he was like, Hand went, No, no, no, you don't go opening weekend.
05:48:31.000 That's, it's crazy.
05:48:32.000 What do you mean? 1.00
05:48:34.000 It's a fucking move. 0.99
05:48:35.000 What, like, it's like we're going to the front lines of a war. 1.00
05:48:38.000 Oh, no, no, you can't, can't go there.
05:48:40.000 We can't go to the AMC theater to see Star Wars on opening weekend.
05:48:44.000 No, we're not gonna go opening night.
05:48:46.000 It's crazy.
05:48:47.000 Really?
05:48:48.000 So, didn't like that.
05:48:53.000 And then we go to see it like a third week deal.
05:48:57.000 And we went with, So, when I was in grade school, there were like, it was like a class of 70 from first through sixth grade, K through six.
05:49:09.000 Really, like first grade through sixth grade.
05:49:10.000 It was like a class of about 70 kids, about half girls, half boys.
05:49:15.000 And there was like a click in my neighborhood of like maybe 10 of like the more normal guys, which I was actually included in.
05:49:23.000 I was one of the more, because I was like white and I was like, you know, there wasn't anything wrong with me.
05:49:28.000 Like technically, you know, because you had like kids, there was a guy that was like Serbian.
05:49:32.000 And he wasn't in that group because he was like Serbian.
05:49:34.000 There was a Mexican guy. 0.58
05:49:36.000 He wasn't in the group because he was Mexican.
05:49:37.000 There was a Muslim guy. 1.00
05:49:38.000 He wasn't in the group because he was like Muslim. 1.00
05:49:40.000 There was an Asian guy who moved back to China. 1.00
05:49:42.000 And he wasn't in the group because he was like Asian. 0.59
05:49:44.000 And there was this group of maybe like a half dozen to a dozen guys who were like white, normal, played baseball. 1.00
05:49:50.000 We played Little League Baseball.
05:49:52.000 And this group, even though I never fit in with this group, that was just like the group that we hung around with.
05:49:58.000 You know, that was the group we went to the Super Bowl party at this one guy's house.
05:50:04.000 We all went there and we all went to each other's.
05:50:06.000 Birthday parties, and you know, it was more of like a formal, like technical, like relationship in a sense because I wasn't really close with any of them, but those were just like the neighborhood guys and the neighborhood function anyway.
05:50:22.000 So I went to see Star Wars with one of those guys and his dad.
05:50:25.000 It was me and my dad, and him and his dad.
05:50:27.000 And it sucked because it's like he, this guy's going over there, he's a big baseball guy, like he doesn't care about Star Wars like I do. 0.99
05:50:35.000 That was the biggest thing to me, and he's going like you know, not really caring, not really giving a shit. 0.99
05:50:40.000 Understanding the significance. 0.97
05:50:42.000 Then we went to this pizzeria.
05:50:44.000 And anyway, I just remember being very, you know, the movie was like, oh my gosh.
05:50:50.000 Blew me away.
05:50:51.000 I thought, probably saw it like five times in theaters when I was a kid.
05:50:53.000 But, you know, it was like, I wanted to see it opening night.
05:50:59.000 And I wanted to see it, you know, just like by myself, basically.
05:51:03.000 Or with one of my, like, good friends who likes Star Wars.
05:51:06.000 Anyway.
05:51:09.000 But, uh,.
05:51:11.000 But then, hey, my dad made it up to me.
05:51:13.000 When Clone Wars came out in 2008 in the theater, he took me to Toys R Us.
05:51:19.000 They had a midnight release with all the new toys.
05:51:22.000 And we went there and got all kinds of stuff.
05:51:26.000 And, you know, that was great.
05:51:28.000 And I went to see the Clone Wars movie on opening day with my mom.
05:51:33.000 So there was some redemption there.
05:51:35.000 My dad got me the DVD of Star Wars 3 when it was released, which was a nice surprise.
05:51:41.000 I remember when he came home with it from work, and I totally wasn't expecting it.
05:51:45.000 I was like, whoa, dude, thanks so much.
05:51:50.000 Those were the days.
05:51:51.000 I remember when I was a kid, I cried.
05:51:55.000 I literally cried to convince my mom to take me to Target to buy me the General Grievous action figure.
05:52:03.000 And I remember I made up every lame excuse in the book because my parents never bought me toys just to buy me toys.
05:52:09.000 We were kind of like struggling when I was a kid.
05:52:11.000 So they never would just buy me stuff.
05:52:13.000 So I had to really work it.
05:52:15.000 I was like, Mom, please take me to Target to get the.
05:52:19.000 Star Wars 3 General Grievous action figure.
05:52:21.000 It comes in this special case and, like, could be worth money one day.
05:52:25.000 It's so cool, like, please.
05:52:27.000 And she eventually relented.
05:52:29.000 She bought me, and she bought it for me.
05:52:34.000 And it was awesome.
05:52:37.000 And it was awesome.
05:52:41.000 Good times, good times.
05:52:45.000 The old star.
05:52:46.000 That was my thing.
05:52:48.000 For me, you know, this is my life.
05:52:51.000 Probably from the time I was like conscious until I was 13, I was into Star Wars.
05:52:57.000 And then from the time I was 12 or 13 until now, I was into politics.
05:53:01.000 That was the trajectory.
05:53:02.000 Very, very binary, very bifurcated.
05:53:05.000 There was the Star Wars childhood, and then there was the politics life.
05:53:09.000 You know, into Star Wars from, you know, from the awakening of my consciousness, from earliest recollection until middle school, you know, and then so basically like puberty.
05:53:23.000 And from puberty until probably the day that I died, the interest is politics.
05:53:27.000 This is how it goes.
05:53:29.000 You know, some people, they're into like, oh, baseball, and then they work somewhere, they're in school, and then they do this, and they do that.
05:53:37.000 And then he was just like, Star Wars, okay, now I like politics.
05:53:43.000 But I still love it, but I still love it, but not as much as I used to.
05:53:47.000 When I was a kid, that was my whole life.
05:53:48.000 I knew everything about it.
05:53:49.000 I had books, comics, you know, action figures, movies.
05:53:55.000 Video games and all that stuff, and it still gets me to this day.
05:54:03.000 Nick, have you bought all the Christmas presents for your family?
05:54:06.000 No, I gotta do that this week.
05:54:10.000 I don't know what to get anybody.
05:54:11.000 Every year I ask my parents, Mom, what can I get for you for Christmas?
05:54:15.000 Oh, I don't know.
05:54:17.000 Dad, what can I get you for Christmas?
05:54:19.000 Oh, I don't want anything.
05:54:20.000 It's like, and then they get mad at me when I don't get them presents.
05:54:25.000 So I don't know.
05:54:26.000 I don't know.
05:54:27.000 What should I get my dad?
05:54:27.000 What should I get my mom?
05:54:29.000 Somebody sent me for a present.
05:54:31.000 They sent me a tray to use to eat in your car.
05:54:34.000 My mom wants that.
05:54:35.000 I'm like, I want to get you something nicer than that.
05:54:37.000 A plastic tray.
05:54:38.000 Don't get me wrong, I get a lot of use out of it.
05:54:42.000 You put it on your steering wheel and you eat off of it.
05:54:44.000 I was like, I want to get you something nicer than that.
05:54:47.000 Get them bathrobes.
05:54:48.000 It says Joe the Boomer.
05:54:50.000 That's a great idea.
05:54:51.000 Perfume. 0.90
05:54:52.000 Always good.
05:54:53.000 I don't know what smells good.
05:54:54.000 I don't know what kind of perfume to get.
05:54:58.000 A blanket.
05:54:59.000 Olive oil.
05:55:01.000 Tip calculator. 0.99
05:55:02.000 What the fuck is wrong with that? 0.99
05:55:03.000 You people, what do you want drugs? 0.99
05:55:06.000 Yeah, the don't get me anything line is always a trap, says Master of War.
05:55:09.000 It is, and then you don't get them anything, and then they're like, Where's my present?
05:55:18.000 Get her a nice kitchen aid mixer if she doesn't have one already.
05:55:21.000 That's maybe, I guess. 1.00
05:55:25.000 Big money wages says, I got my mom a new coffee maker.
05:55:28.000 My parents just got a new coffee maker, so that's that's not good.
05:55:31.000 That's no good. 1.00
05:55:33.000 Get them Yadro. 1.00
05:55:34.000 Maybe I will, actually. 1.00
05:55:35.000 That's not a bad idea.
05:55:36.000 It won't get here in time.
05:55:37.000 No, it's Christmas in three days.
05:55:40.000 Gift card to a fancy restaurant.
05:55:41.000 Hey, that's not a bad idea.
05:55:43.000 Oh, all the restaurants are closed.
05:55:45.000 So, actually, it is a bad idea.
05:55:50.000 Buy an original art?
05:55:52.000 Yeah, let me just do that.
05:55:54.000 Let me call up all the hardest I know. 0.98
05:55:56.000 Get her some water.
05:55:57.000 Okay. 1.00
05:55:59.000 A nice new vacuum and a Bible.
05:56:01.000 Okay.
05:56:02.000 My parents don't really read the Bible.
05:56:07.000 Sign photo of yourself?
05:56:09.000 That would be a move, right?
05:56:11.000 Case of bubbly.
05:56:11.000 Might as well.
05:56:15.000 Okay.
05:56:17.000 Bottle of wine.
05:56:18.000 Yeah, bottle of wine.
05:56:20.000 That could work.
05:56:23.000 Get them ammo.
05:56:24.000 Yeah, that's not a bad idea.
05:56:27.000 Lawnmower for Boomer Dad.
05:56:31.000 Yeah. 1.00
05:56:33.000 Buy Mama Gun. 1.00
05:56:34.000 We already have guns. 1.00
05:56:35.000 Everyone here has guns.
05:56:37.000 Jaden McNeil says get them some AF merch.
05:56:40.000 It's not a bad idea.
05:56:42.000 Maybe I'll get them some Jaden merch.
05:56:44.000 Maybe I'll get my parents Jaden merch.
05:56:46.000 I'll get my dad the Jaden gang.
05:56:48.000 Shirt and I think I'll get the McCheese Farms shirt for my mom.
05:56:52.000 That seems more her style.
05:56:54.000 McCheese Farms.
05:56:59.000 I'll get my parents' Jimbo merch, Jaden merch, and Jake Lloyd needs merch.
05:57:08.000 Where's the Jake Lloyd merch?
05:57:18.000 What's on Twitter today?
05:57:19.000 Hey, what's on Twitter?
05:57:22.000 Let's see.
05:57:23.000 Let's name search myself.
05:57:25.000 Let's go through.
05:57:26.000 Let's do a little day in the life of Nick Fuentes.
05:57:30.000 This is what I do every day.
05:57:35.000 Let's see.
05:57:37.000 If you've been paying attention to the Nick Fuentes angle, there's a portion of MAGA looking to create the Tea Party 2.0.
05:57:44.000 Yeah, true.
05:57:47.000 Cool Christmas guy. 0.98
05:57:53.000 Sarah says, I am glad I watched that clip with Nick Fuentes showing how much of a liar you are.
05:58:02.000 Here's who you get to rally with when you disavow Nick Fuentes.
05:58:05.000 That is so true.
05:58:07.000 Let's see.
05:58:09.000 Classical Theist says, Very odd how all this wignat imagery comes out of the woodwork just as IRL nationalist events become more and more common, almost as if it's instigated.
05:58:18.000 By a handful of malicious actors who know exactly what they're doing. 1.00
05:58:22.000 Only people who want to do you harm would psyop you into thinking resembling Mike Enoch isn't going to make you look like a dumb idiot, LMAO. 0.99
05:58:29.000 I realize a lot of impressionable teenagers who weren't politically aware during Charlottesville are kind of swept into this, but this is literally who you're emulating. 0.99
05:58:36.000 That's a great point, actually. 1.00
05:58:39.000 And then he throws up the hindback people, TWP. 1.00
05:58:41.000 Yeah, unironically, this is who Richard Spencer brought on. 1.00
05:58:46.000 When Richard Spencer did his college tour, By the way, Richard Spencer's college tour cost him $100,000.
05:58:53.000 He did three stops.
05:58:55.000 He did Auburn, Gainesville, and Florida, and Michigan.
05:58:59.000 Cost him $100,000 for three stops.
05:59:02.000 In Auburn, that was like a normal event, okay?
05:59:05.000 They had a pretty decent attendance and they finished their speeches.
05:59:09.000 In Gainesville, 12 of their supporters showed up, and the whole auditorium was filled up with protesters.
05:59:16.000 And the entire time, the protesters were screaming so loudly that nobody could do a speech.
05:59:24.000 It was Spencer and Enoch and Eli Mosley, and they got up on the stage.
05:59:28.000 This is what started the Optics War, by the way.
05:59:30.000 I could get into that if people want.
05:59:33.000 But so Spencer, Enoch, and Mosley are on the stage, and they literally cannot even get a word out because the whole room is filled with the opposition screaming so no one can hear them.
05:59:45.000 So at a certain point, Spencer just gives up the mic and starts jumping up and down and dancing because he doesn't know what to do with himself because he's just getting humiliated. 0.98
05:59:53.000 Why are you retarded? 1.00
05:59:55.000 Why are you ugly? 1.00
05:59:56.000 And the whole crowd's like laughing, and Richard's like trying to respond. 0.98
06:00:00.000 Okay.
06:00:00.000 Now, at the Gainesville, Florida rally where this occurs, two of Richard Spencer's supporters shot at counter protesters, shot guns at counter protesters, and then got arrested.
06:00:12.000 Okay.
06:00:12.000 That was stop number two out of three.
06:00:15.000 So, stop number one, they go to Auburn.
06:00:17.000 They fight a huge legal battle to be allowed to speak on campus, you know, fighting in court, and they do a somewhat normal event.
06:00:25.000 Event number two, 12 of their people show up.
06:00:28.000 The whole room is full of opposition, screaming them down.
06:00:32.000 They can't finish their speeches. 1.00
06:00:34.000 They look like idiots. 1.00
06:00:35.000 And two of the people that showed up to the speech end up shooting at protesters and getting arrested. 1.00
06:00:42.000 At the third speech in Michigan, it was something like five of their supporters showed up.
06:00:47.000 Five of the people, five people showed up to see Richard Spencer speak.
06:00:53.000 He spoke in an empty room.
06:00:55.000 And then outside of the rally, he.
06:00:59.000 Richard Spencer brought Matt Heim back and the Traditionalist Workers' Party dressed in all black with armbands with their symbol on it, throwing up Nazi salutes. 1.00
06:01:10.000 And they look like idiots, by the way. 1.00
06:01:12.000 They look like total, you know, they're wignats. 1.00
06:01:14.000 I mean, they look like lumping proletariat. 1.00
06:01:17.000 And they're out there getting their ass kicked by Antifa, getting in the scrap, throwing up Roman salutes in these uniforms with R bands. 0.98
06:01:25.000 And on the outskirts of that one, I think two more people got arrested for gun charges. 0.99
06:01:30.000 They got pulled over and they got arrested for illegal possession of a firearm.
06:01:34.000 And that was the end of the college tour.
06:01:36.000 So, you know, for people, you know, and it's funny because I've been in this thing now for three years.
06:01:44.000 You know, I've been into this since right after Trump got inaugurated, February 17th.
06:01:50.000 Trump was inaugurated the January 20th, 2017.
06:01:53.000 I got into this maybe February 6th, 2017.
06:01:56.000 That's when I started my show.
06:01:58.000 And I was involved in politics my first semester in college.
06:02:00.000 So let's just call it fall 2016.
06:02:02.000 So I've been in this for about four years. 0.96
06:02:05.000 A lot of these younger guys got into this with America First, with the Groeper War. 0.95
06:02:09.000 It wasn't always like this.
06:02:10.000 A lot of people don't know what it was like.
06:02:13.000 People got into this during the Groeper War, they got into this maybe during Stop the Steal or they saw the train wrecks debate or whatever. 0.98
06:02:20.000 They weren't here for all that stuff. 0.70
06:02:23.000 This was back in 2017.
06:02:25.000 This was fall after Charlottesville.
06:02:28.000 I want to say that was the fall after the Charlottesville rally.
06:02:31.000 Charlottesville was August 2017.
06:02:33.000 So this was the ensuing months in the autumn.
06:02:41.000 And that was, it was out of that that Optics Wars was born.
06:02:44.000 I mean, just take a look at what an abject failure that college tour was and Charlottesville was.
06:02:50.000 I mean, they blew $100,000 on this tour, where combined, in two events, they had less than 20 people show up to support them.
06:02:57.000 And in those latter two events, four of their guys got arrested for gun related offenses.
06:03:05.000 And as the events went on, the optics got progressively worse.
06:03:10.000 In Auburn, it wasn't that bad.
06:03:13.000 In Gainesville, it was a disaster.
06:03:15.000 And in Michigan, it was a catastrophe.
06:03:19.000 This is how it was three years ago.
06:03:22.000 And let me take, I'm not listening to music anymore.
06:03:24.000 Let me take this off.
06:03:25.000 How does my hair look, though?
06:03:29.000 So, it was out of this environment that the optics war started.
06:03:33.000 Because at the time, I was doing America First, and I had also started a media company with James Alsop called America First Media.
06:03:41.000 And me and James got together, we formed an actual company, and the program was this I was going to do America First.
06:03:48.000 He was going to do his own live show, I think three days a week, called Something Else, America First Overdrive.
06:03:55.000 And we did a podcast together on the weekend called Nationalist Review.
06:04:00.000 And the business was short lived.
06:04:02.000 I think it started in September, it ended in January.
06:04:04.000 Very short lived.
06:04:06.000 We could get into that.
06:04:09.000 Actually, we can't because of a non disclosure agreement.
06:04:11.000 But anyway, so it was in this climate that me and James Alsop were doing Nationalist Review, and it was on that show that the Optics War began.
06:04:22.000 Because in Nationalist Review, James would say, you know, oh, Gainesville was a great success.
06:04:29.000 And I started to say, you know, no, actually, I don't think he was a success.
06:04:33.000 I said, here's the problem.
06:04:36.000 It really started with the Gainesville, Florida, Richard Spencer College speech.
06:04:41.000 That was the genesis of the optics war.
06:04:45.000 For people that don't know what optics means or what it's about, it started in Gainesville, Florida with Richard Spencer's speech.
06:04:53.000 And so, how it went was I think maybe I'll be able to find it on YouTube.
06:04:58.000 Let me see if I can find it.
06:05:08.000 Let me take a look.
06:05:12.000 Okay, yeah, here it is.
06:05:12.000 Oh, man.
06:05:13.000 Here it is.
06:05:15.000 Let's see.
06:05:16.000 Can I get the quality better here?
06:05:20.000 Okay.
06:05:25.000 So, this was the Column Shore, okay?
06:05:30.000 This is the event that started the Optics War.
06:05:33.000 This was October 19th, 2017, okay?
06:05:36.000 See, so it's the fall of 2017.
06:05:39.000 Quite literally, the fall in 2017, right?
06:05:42.000 The fall.
06:05:44.000 Now, I want you to take a look here as they scan the audience.
06:05:48.000 So, this is Gainesville, Florida, University of Florida, second stop on the Richard Spencer College Tour that has now cost, you know, at this point, I think it costs like $70,000 because I think Michigan cost $20,000, Auburn cost $50,000.
06:06:04.000 It's some kind of a cost breakdown like this.
06:06:07.000 Now, take a look at this room.
06:06:09.000 These are the supporters.
06:06:12.000 These are the people that came to the event.
06:06:15.000 Whoops.
06:06:16.000 These are the people.
06:06:17.000 Can you see my cursor, by the way?
06:06:19.000 I can't tell if you can see that.
06:06:20.000 Yeah, you can.
06:06:24.000 One sec.
06:06:25.000 These are the people that came to see the event.
06:06:28.000 Everybody else in the auditorium is opposition.
06:06:32.000 How many people can you count here?
06:06:33.000 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14.
06:06:42.000 15, 16, 17, 18.
06:06:44.000 I can't tell these are people.
06:06:45.000 Let's be charitable.
06:06:46.000 Let's say 19, 20.
06:06:48.000 20 people in the front row.
06:06:50.000 Okay?
06:06:51.000 Everybody else is opposition.
06:06:54.000 Now, what I said is this is bad optics.
06:06:57.000 What does optics mean?
06:06:58.000 You know, bad optics means it's not a good look.
06:07:02.000 For example, let's say you host an event in an auditorium that seats 1,000 people, and 100 people show up, and people take pictures of your event, and they see a giant empty auditorium with 100 people in it.
06:07:15.000 One tenth of the occupancy is filled up.
06:07:20.000 You would say that's bad optics because what is the optics of this communicate?
06:07:24.000 It communicates that nobody showed up.
06:07:26.000 Good optics would be to have 100 people in a room that holds 50 people and have it overflowing so it looks like it's packed.
06:07:36.000 That's good optics.
06:07:37.000 Bad optics is this.
06:07:39.000 This is bad optics.
06:07:40.000 That's what I said in the podcast. 1.00
06:07:42.000 I said, having 20 year guys show up in this stupid uniform, white polo shirt and khakis. 1.00
06:07:49.000 And literally take up two rows. 1.00
06:07:51.000 Well, the entire auditorium is filled with opposition, it's bad optics.
06:07:55.000 That's what I said.
06:07:58.000 Hang on, I'm gonna go get my food.
06:08:00.000 I'll be back in a second.
06:08:01.000 I'm gonna go get my food.
06:08:02.000 Hold that thought.
06:08:03.000 Hold cut.
06:08:04.000 Not right there.
06:08:56.000 I'm back.
06:08:58.000 Okay.
06:09:00.000 Where was I?
06:09:03.000 Let's hang on.
06:09:04.000 Hang on now.
06:09:06.000 Let's get this going here, shall we?
06:09:14.000 Let's see, what is this?
06:09:17.000 The bread?
06:09:19.000 Mac and cheese.
06:09:20.000 We got our bowl here.
06:09:23.000 You know what?
06:09:24.000 One of these might be enough.
06:09:29.000 I'll have the protein first.
06:09:32.000 First, we feast.
06:09:35.000 Okay, this fork is dirty.
06:09:39.000 Really?
06:09:40.000 Oh, man.
06:09:44.000 My parents always give me a hard time.
06:09:46.000 I'll inspect the silverware before I eat.
06:09:49.000 Because I want to make sure the silverware is clean, and they're like, You're so fussy.
06:09:52.000 Look at you.
06:09:53.000 You're looking at the fork.
06:09:55.000 It's fine.
06:09:55.000 I'm like, No, the dishwasher doesn't do a good job sometimes.
06:10:02.000 Anyway.
06:10:06.000 So, where was I?
06:10:10.000 So, this is bad optics.
06:10:11.000 And now I want you to understand something important here.
06:10:15.000 Initially, the optics critique had nothing to do with substance.
06:10:23.000 This is a very important point because it was in response to this event that I started this critique about optics.
06:10:30.000 Okay, now other people might have talked about optics before.
06:10:33.000 I'm not, I don't really know about anything like that.
06:10:36.000 I know what I was saying three years ago.
06:10:39.000 So I know Andrew Anglin claims to have talked about optics, Ricky Vaughn talked about optics.
06:10:44.000 I'm telling you, this is where it started for me.
06:10:47.000 This is where my journey into the optics war began.
06:10:51.000 I watched this Gainesville speech.
06:10:54.000 I was doing a podcast with James Alsop on Nationalist Review, and James Alsop said this was a great success.
06:10:59.000 And I said it was bad optics.
06:11:00.000 I said it was a failure because the optics weren't good.
06:11:03.000 Again, I did not critique the substance of the speech.
06:11:09.000 I did not critique the substance of the look, so to speak.
06:11:13.000 You know, because a lot of people these days associate optics with, you know, if you're too extreme in your rhetoric, if you're sort of strange in your presentation or fringe in your presentation, then that's bad optics.
06:11:28.000 But initially, optics was about logistics.
06:11:32.000 And I said, for starters, this is not a good look.
06:11:35.000 It's not a good look to have a huge auditorium and only have 12 people show up or 20 people.
06:11:40.000 That's not a good look. 0.99
06:11:41.000 It's not a good look to have 20 year guys show up in a dumb uniform. 0.95
06:11:45.000 It's not a good look to have an audience full of the opposition.
06:11:49.000 This is for openers.
06:11:51.000 Now, the speech goes on.
06:11:55.000 And I'm muting it because actually, the content of the speech doesn't matter.
06:12:00.000 I'm muting it.
06:12:01.000 We don't need to hear the speech.
06:12:03.000 I mean, you could watch it yourself.
06:12:04.000 I don't care.
06:12:06.000 But it's because it actually has nothing to do with the content.
06:12:10.000 Because we're talking about optics, we're talking about a look.
06:12:12.000 Okay, so this is what's going on in the auditorium.
06:12:16.000 You've got 20 people in front in their white t shirt uniform to this big $20,000 event, and this is the entire auditorium. 1.00
06:12:26.000 People flipping you off and doing a black power fest. 1.00
06:12:30.000 That's not a good look. 1.00
06:12:33.000 Now, let's go further on.
06:12:36.000 This is what the presentation looks like for most of the speech.
06:12:40.000 Okay?
06:12:42.000 So you've got Richard Spencer here, and he's in a vest, and he's in a suit with a vest.
06:12:48.000 It's like a three piece suit, European, very expensive, I'm sure.
06:12:52.000 You've got Mike Enoch in the back here.
06:12:54.000 This is Eli Mosley, and I don't know who this guy is.
06:12:57.000 Now, this is another thing I had a big problem with.
06:12:59.000 I said, look at this stage. 0.99
06:13:02.000 The stage is naked.
06:13:04.000 The stage is empty.
06:13:05.000 Do you have a flag?
06:13:07.000 Do you have a banner, a poster, a sign?
06:13:09.000 Look at this.
06:13:11.000 This is a disaster.
06:13:13.000 You've got a black curtain, which is standard, and an empty stage.
06:13:17.000 And you've got four guys on there.
06:13:19.000 And one guy's giving a speech.
06:13:21.000 And then you've got three fat guys hanging out. 0.96
06:13:24.000 Three fat guys just hanging out in the back. 0.81
06:13:26.000 And they don't know what to do with themselves. 1.00
06:13:28.000 You got fat Mike Enoch in his jeans and a stupid button down shirt. 1.00
06:13:33.000 None of this fits. 1.00
06:13:34.000 You got fat Eli Mosley wearing the same thing.
06:13:37.000 And then you got Spencer hanging out here in a three piece European suit. 0.99
06:13:41.000 It doesn't make any fucking sense. 0.98
06:13:43.000 Look at this. 0.99
06:13:44.000 Look at this.
06:13:45.000 So he's in the vast.
06:13:48.000 And, oh, he's really styling and all this.
06:13:51.000 And then you've got fat Eli Mosley stalking around the stage in these smart shoes from Boston Ross.
06:13:59.000 From Ross.
06:14:02.000 Okay?
06:14:04.000 Look at this guy.
06:14:05.000 Look at this.
06:14:07.000 Look at this. 1.00
06:14:08.000 Look at this Jamoke. 1.00
06:14:11.000 Okay? 1.00
06:14:13.000 Let's get him zooming in again.
06:14:14.000 I want to get him zoomed in again here.
06:14:18.000 This is important.
06:14:21.000 Where is it?
06:14:23.000 Let's get another angle where it zoomed in on him. 0.98
06:14:26.000 Now you got Mike Enoch, fat Mike Enoch in these baggy jeans, in this ridiculous outfit. 0.98
06:14:32.000 Now you got big fat guy in this outfit. 0.99
06:14:35.000 You got, you know, psychopath in the three piece European suit. 0.99
06:14:39.000 The stage is empty, it's naked. 1.00
06:14:41.000 You have an audience full of people that hate you.
06:14:43.000 You have a dozen supporters in the front row.
06:14:45.000 You could see all of them and count them on two hands. 1.00
06:14:47.000 And they're all wearing this stupid, you know, white polo thing. 1.00
06:14:53.000 This is an optical disaster. 1.00
06:14:56.000 Now, notice it has nothing to do with the substance of the speech.
06:14:59.000 It's not that the speech is too radical.
06:15:01.000 It's not that the message is radical.
06:15:02.000 It's not that you use radical symbols.
06:15:04.000 The problem is this doesn't look good, no matter who you are.
06:15:09.000 Now, compare this with, like, let's pull up, just for the fun of it, let's pull up Charlie Kirk, OSU, Culture War. 0.96
06:15:20.000 I fucking hate Charlie Kirk. 0.95
06:15:22.000 You know that. 0.99
06:15:23.000 And I hate Turning Point USA, but let's just, as a counterexample, let's just take a look at this.
06:15:30.000 Now, look at this.
06:15:32.000 Let's compare and contrast.
06:15:35.000 On this side, okay? 1.00
06:15:37.000 Let's get one with the fat guys in the back.
06:15:40.000 Just to really get it all soak all this in.
06:15:44.000 So, this is the alt right.
06:15:47.000 This is the alt right, which is an underdog.
06:15:49.000 They're not well funded, okay?
06:15:52.000 These are people that they claim to have it figured out.
06:15:56.000 Trust us, believe us, buy in.
06:15:58.000 You need to buy into our new right wing vision.
06:16:02.000 And it requires a lot of faith to buy in because there's a tremendous social cost.
06:16:07.000 Buy into this ideology which you've been programmed to not believe in your whole life or not think about your whole life.
06:16:14.000 Buy in.
06:16:15.000 Trust us.
06:16:17.000 We know what's up.
06:16:17.000 The whole world is wrong, but we know what's up.
06:16:20.000 Does this presentation communicate that?
06:16:22.000 Does this presentation communicate that we should trust these people?
06:16:26.000 I should abandon everything that I knew growing up, and the whole right wing is wrong.
06:16:31.000 No, but these guys have it figured out.
06:16:40.000 Is that communicated well?
06:16:41.000 No.
06:16:43.000 Nope. 1.00
06:16:46.000 It looks like shit. 1.00
06:16:49.000 Does this communicate that this is a growing movement? 1.00
06:16:53.000 This is a movement that is taking the country by storm?
06:16:56.000 Nope.
06:17:01.000 What are the words that come to mind when you see this?
06:17:04.000 Humiliation.
06:17:06.000 Humiliation.
06:17:08.000 Weak. 0.98
06:17:09.000 Empty. 0.52
06:17:10.000 Sad. 1.00
06:17:10.000 Pathetic. 1.00
06:17:12.000 Dominated, conquered, incompetent, fat, disorganized. 1.00
06:17:18.000 I'm, you know, you have to be vicious. 0.98
06:17:22.000 You have to be vicious with yourself because people are vicious.
06:17:29.000 And you want to say, oh, Nick, Nick, you're being superficial.
06:17:35.000 You're talking about optics when our country is dying.
06:17:39.000 Yeah, I am because optics matters.
06:17:42.000 Why do you think, you know, look, not for nothing, but.
06:17:47.000 Take a look at one participant in World War II.
06:17:51.000 They had Hugo Boss design their uniforms.
06:17:53.000 Why did they have Hugo Boss design their uniforms?
06:17:56.000 They're fighting the whole world, the whole world, trying to take over all of Europe.
06:18:01.000 Why have Hugo Boss design your uniforms?
06:18:03.000 Why do you care?
06:18:05.000 Because it matters how you look.
06:18:07.000 Why did both sides of World War II bother making propaganda films?
06:18:11.000 Because it matters.
06:18:13.000 The visual medium is so powerful.
06:18:17.000 A picture.
06:18:18.000 Is worth a thousand words.
06:18:20.000 And what is a film but lots of pictures, right?
06:18:23.000 Frames per second.
06:18:27.000 It's the most powerful medium in politics.
06:18:32.000 So it matters a great deal how you look.
06:18:39.000 And a lot of thought must go into how you look.
06:18:43.000 Thought, preparation, planning.
06:18:46.000 That was absent here.
06:18:47.000 They didn't coordinate their outfits, they didn't pick out nice outfits.
06:18:50.000 They didn't coordinate the stage.
06:18:52.000 They didn't plan, you know, with a right auditorium that would fit their crowd in there.
06:18:58.000 They didn't plan to keep these people out.
06:18:59.000 They didn't have a plan in case they did have an audience full of hostiles.
06:19:05.000 They didn't think about it. 0.99
06:19:06.000 They didn't give a shit. 1.00
06:19:07.000 They half assed it. 1.00
06:19:08.000 And it shows.
06:19:10.000 And we have to work harder than the opposition.
06:19:13.000 Because the opposition has money.
06:19:16.000 If the opposition fails, they have unlimited chances.
06:19:20.000 If Charlie Kirk fails, does it matter?
06:19:22.000 Think about like Milo.
06:19:24.000 Milo is a great example.
06:19:26.000 Milo, when he got kicked off of, he was supposed to be the keynote speaker at CPAC in 2017.
06:19:34.000 And they kicked him off because of that tape that came out where he was talking about like pederasty, basically.
06:19:40.000 After that, he got $15 million from the Mercer family.
06:19:43.000 As far as I know, to my knowledge, I haven't discussed this with them, but to my knowledge, because this is what was reported at the time, he got $14 to $15 million after this to do his.
06:19:54.000 Free speech week at Berkeley, and to relaunch his tour and everything, and to get his book self published and all that.
06:20:01.000 Okay? 0.98
06:20:02.000 So, the, and Milo's really not the system, but people that are in the system get unlimited opportunities to fuck up. 0.97
06:20:08.000 That's the point.
06:20:09.000 The point is, if you say the right things and you have the right backers, you get an unlimited amount of chances.
06:20:16.000 You get a get out of jail free card every time.
06:20:18.000 If Charlie Kirk implodes, like he did in Turning Point Culture War, he made $30 million in revenue this year. 0.99
06:20:26.000 That was after we humiliated them in the Groeper Wars. 1.00
06:20:29.000 They can fuck up every day, and there's still money and there's still backers because they are pushing what the system wants them to. 1.00
06:20:36.000 They work for the system. 1.00
06:20:37.000 We do not have that luxury.
06:20:39.000 Our resources are scarce.
06:20:41.000 Our backers are few.
06:20:44.000 The opportunities we have to change people's minds, we don't have a lot of them.
06:20:49.000 And you only get one chance to make a first impression.
06:20:52.000 And we're up against the mainstream media, social media, we're up against gatekeepers on the right, antagonists on the left. 0.98
06:20:59.000 We don't have the luxury of fucking up. 0.97
06:21:02.000 That's what these people don't understand. 0.99
06:21:05.000 You know, these guys go out there on a naked stage and they say, this is good enough. 1.00
06:21:08.000 Who gives a shit? 0.99
06:21:09.000 Who cares? 0.99
06:21:11.000 Let's just walk out there.
06:21:13.000 Oh, let's just roll up to the thing and just walk out there.
06:21:15.000 I don't know, Mike.
06:21:16.000 Wear your jeans.
06:21:17.000 I'll wear this three piece suit.
06:21:19.000 Who cares?
06:21:21.000 And then I get on their case for having a bad look, and people say, Oh, you're superficial.
06:21:26.000 Oh, our race is dying, and you care about optics?
06:21:29.000 Yeah, because we only have one shot at this.
06:21:31.000 And this is an information war.
06:21:33.000 It's a media war.
06:21:34.000 It's about perception.
06:21:36.000 And if you want to be a master of politics, you have to be a master of perception.
06:21:40.000 You have to be a master of.
06:21:41.000 Media.
06:21:43.000 You have to care about this.
06:21:45.000 People, look at this.
06:21:47.000 Look at the contrast.
06:21:49.000 Look at where they're.
06:21:50.000 People take this for granted, but look, they've got stools.
06:21:54.000 No stools.
06:21:55.000 No stools.
06:21:56.000 No podium.
06:21:57.000 No chair.
06:21:58.000 No nothing.
06:21:58.000 No couch.
06:21:59.000 Nothing.
06:22:00.000 No preparation.
06:22:01.000 No forethought.
06:22:03.000 Here, they've got stools.
06:22:05.000 They've got water bottles in case they get thirsty, in case their mouths get dry.
06:22:09.000 They've put the stools in a place where you could see them, they set them up.
06:22:13.000 They have a program.
06:22:15.000 We're going to walk out here.
06:22:16.000 We're going to sit to.
06:22:17.000 I'll walk out first.
06:22:18.000 Then I'll introduce you.
06:22:19.000 Then we talk.
06:22:19.000 You come out.
06:22:20.000 Then we leave.
06:22:21.000 What's the program here?
06:22:23.000 I'm going to walk out.
06:22:24.000 I guess you guys stand behind me somewhere.
06:22:26.000 I'll walk out.
06:22:27.000 I'll walk around a little bit.
06:22:28.000 I'll give my speech.
06:22:29.000 And then you guys can kind of come in and out and maybe just hang out in the back.
06:22:32.000 There's no plan.
06:22:33.000 Here, there's a plan.
06:22:34.000 Okay, we'll sit down.
06:22:35.000 We'll do an interview. 1.00
06:22:36.000 What the fuck is this? 1.00
06:22:38.000 You guys will just be the fat retards in the back and I'll be the lead? 1.00
06:22:42.000 Okay, they've got a giant banner. 0.99
06:22:44.000 Turning Point USA.
06:22:46.000 What organization are they with?
06:22:47.000 Turning Point USA.
06:22:49.000 What's the brand?
06:22:50.000 Culture War.
06:22:51.000 Charlie Kirk. 0.97
06:22:51.000 They have a big ass banner. 0.97
06:22:53.000 That probably cost a lot of money. 0.84
06:22:55.000 They had to pay a graphics designer to design it.
06:22:57.000 They had to pay a printer to print it.
06:22:58.000 They had to deliver it the day of and set it up in the morning before the event.
06:23:03.000 Forethought, planning, organization, coordination, logistics.
06:23:07.000 It's all there.
06:23:08.000 It's all there for this.
06:23:11.000 They have their watermark here.
06:23:12.000 They have their own cameras streaming the event.
06:23:16.000 Turning Point brings their own camera crew to film it, to stream it, so they have an HD recording.
06:23:20.000 They have a stream going out live and it's reliable with good audio and good video.
06:23:25.000 So they could capture this that they put a lot of money into doing.
06:23:28.000 It looks good.
06:23:29.000 And look at their outfits.
06:23:30.000 Now, I mean, this isn't a great outfit, but it fits.
06:23:33.000 Jeans fit.
06:23:34.000 Suit fits.
06:23:35.000 He's wearing something similar.
06:23:37.000 They both look professional compared to these guys.
06:23:40.000 I'm going to come out in a three piece suit. 0.88
06:23:42.000 You're going to be the fat guy in the baggy jeans.
06:23:44.000 You're going to wear your fash cut and the shoes from Boston Ross. 0.86
06:23:49.000 And we're going to be on a naked stage with nothing with our 12 supporters.
06:23:53.000 Like, the.
06:23:55.000 I mean, and it's just, and there's Patrick, of course, with the question.
06:24:00.000 But that's how the optics war started.
06:24:02.000 And I said, this is bad optics.
06:24:05.000 It should look like this.
06:24:06.000 Now, that doesn't mean, now keep in mind, it's got nothing to do with the message.
06:24:10.000 I hate the message of Charlie Kirk, but the look is what they've got figured out.
06:24:15.000 And they get paid the big bucks because they know the look.
06:24:17.000 They get paid the big bucks because they could take the free market, and everybody's done free market, but they do it with the big, with the stage, with the right lights and the right backdrop.
06:24:27.000 And it looks good, and they've got logistical support, they've got people they can call, they know how to do this stuff and do it well.
06:24:33.000 They're prepared.
06:24:34.000 They've done it before.
06:24:35.000 They've got experience.
06:24:37.000 That's why they make the big bucks because this stuff is effective.
06:24:40.000 Why do you think people pay millions of dollars for this?
06:24:43.000 They pay millions of dollars for this because this works.
06:24:47.000 This high production quality stuff works.
06:24:51.000 I can send this to somebody and it's not offensive to the eyes.
06:24:54.000 I can send somebody this and people are going to want to look at this because it's easy to look at and it makes sense.
06:25:00.000 I can't send somebody, I mean, who even filmed this?
06:25:03.000 Nobody knows.
06:25:04.000 You know who filmed this?
06:25:05.000 A news crew.
06:25:06.000 A news crew has the only footage of this event.
06:25:09.000 Spencer didn't have his own guys stream it.
06:25:11.000 He didn't have his own guys record it.
06:25:12.000 The only recording has shitty audio.
06:25:15.000 They're not mic'd up, it's the audio in the auditorium.
06:25:19.000 And the news crew, which shot this in the back of the room, which they don't even own.
06:25:24.000 And it wasn't streamed, and it wasn't recorded for them.
06:25:28.000 And look, and this is the most important thing it doesn't matter if you could love Richard Spencer, be a diehard supporter, you agree with everything he says, and you hate me.
06:25:38.000 You hate me.
06:25:39.000 You think I'm a bad guy.
06:25:41.000 I think I'm a cat boy, whatever.
06:25:43.000 You know, that I'm Mexican, whatever. 0.97
06:25:45.000 You know, you think I'm an optics cuck. 0.82
06:25:49.000 But that doesn't matter because what I'm saying is true regardless.
06:25:54.000 It has nothing to do with the substance or the rhetoric or any of that.
06:25:59.000 It's just about preparation.
06:26:01.000 It's about taking yourself seriously.
06:26:03.000 It's about knowing what it takes to succeed in this stuff.
06:26:06.000 It's about knowing just the basic fundamentals.
06:26:09.000 Like, think about Trump.
06:26:11.000 Trump is another perfect example.
06:26:13.000 Let's go to Trump's announcement speech in 2015.
06:26:19.000 This is from C SPAN.
06:26:21.000 Okay, now take a look at this.
06:26:23.000 Trump is a master of this kind of stuff.
06:26:27.000 Trump actually says in this inauguration speech, in this announcement speech, the first thing he says is he says, you go to these other events with other candidates, you know, when they do rallies, when the other primary candidates were doing their rallies.
06:26:45.000 He said, You go to these other events and it's too hot where they're doing them and they're sweating like dogs.
06:26:51.000 These people can't run the country.
06:26:53.000 And he's making, and I like, think about that.
06:26:56.000 Do people just, it goes in one ear out the other?
06:26:58.000 Think about that.
06:26:59.000 Why did he say that?
06:27:00.000 Who says that?
06:27:02.000 That was a huge revelation to me.
06:27:05.000 It's a big deal.
06:27:07.000 Logistics are a big deal.
06:27:08.000 And he said, Look, if Marco Rubio can't book a space where it's the right amount of people and it's a good quality stream and good audio and the temperature's right, How's he going to run the country?
06:27:20.000 If you can't put together a team and prepare a simple event, how can you change a country?
06:27:25.000 You can't.
06:27:26.000 And Trump had this in Trump Tower, perfectly choreographed.
06:27:31.000 Gets on the golden elevator in the beautiful atrium with the marble and the gold escalator, and he comes down impeccably dressed with his wife.
06:27:41.000 And look at the set.
06:27:42.000 Look at the set.
06:27:43.000 Trump, make America great again.
06:27:45.000 It's beautiful.
06:27:46.000 Blue curtain, American flags, podium.
06:27:48.000 The place is packed.
06:27:50.000 Now, at the time, I don't know if you remember this, but when Trump announced, There were rumors that Trump had paid people to go to this thing.
06:27:58.000 When Trump, this was in July 15, July 16, 15, when he announced, and all the news agencies were saying that Trump had put out an ad for people to attend his announcement speech.
06:28:12.000 He paid them to be there.
06:28:14.000 Didn't matter.
06:28:15.000 Didn't matter if he paid them, if they were there organically.
06:28:17.000 He had people in the atrium and on the mezzanine in the beautiful marble atrium of Trump Tower with the blue curtain and the flags.
06:28:26.000 Podium with the name on it.
06:28:28.000 Beautiful podium, beautiful poster right there.
06:28:31.000 Film crew all in back.
06:28:32.000 He's impeccably dressed.
06:28:34.000 He's got his beautiful daughter there, his beautiful wife there.
06:28:37.000 It works.
06:28:38.000 It works.
06:28:39.000 It's beautiful.
06:28:39.000 It's a good look.
06:28:41.000 This makes sense.
06:28:42.000 This is good optics.
06:28:43.000 This makes sense.
06:28:44.000 This is good optics. 1.00
06:28:46.000 This is shit. 1.00
06:28:48.000 This is bad optics. 1.00
06:28:49.000 This is garbage. 1.00
06:28:50.000 And no matter what your message is, if Spencer had the message of Kirk or if Spencer had the message of Trump, but he looked like this, it would still be shit, regardless of the message. 1.00
06:29:00.000 And I think you get that. 0.99
06:29:01.000 But that's how the optics were started.
06:29:04.000 Because I said, even at the time, I said, you got fat Mike Enoch, fat Eli Mosley hanging out in the back.
06:29:09.000 They don't know what to do with themselves.
06:29:11.000 The dress isn't coordinated.
06:29:13.000 Everything I just told you.
06:29:15.000 I said, I don't think it was a good look.
06:29:16.000 And it doesn't convince people that they should trust us.
06:29:19.000 That doesn't communicate to people that we're competent, that we know what we're talking about, that they should take a leap of faith and join our movement.
06:29:25.000 It doesn't project strength.
06:29:26.000 It doesn't project this momentum of an ascending political force.
06:29:31.000 It communicates.
06:29:33.000 What does this communicate?
06:29:34.000 Just think to yourself the opposite.
06:29:39.000 So, that's how it started.
06:29:49.000 My food's getting cold because I'm ranting and raving.
06:29:55.000 Let me scarf this down.
06:29:56.000 This is good.
06:29:57.000 Let me scarf this down real quick.
06:30:04.000 Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
06:30:17.000 This is a protein bowl.
06:30:18.000 It has bacon, eggs, avocado, cheddar, tomato, spinach.
06:30:27.000 It's good.
06:30:31.000 It's cold, but it's good.
06:30:40.000 Okay, I'm almost done with this.
06:30:41.000 Then I gotta eat the mac and cheese.
06:30:56.000 Y'all, Maul.
06:31:14.000 See, that was good.
06:31:15.000 Now that's good.
06:31:18.000 We got a little toast here.
06:31:19.000 Soggy.
06:31:22.000 Was it sourdough?
06:31:27.000 Ew.
06:31:28.000 It's too sweet.
06:31:35.000 Do I really need this?
06:31:42.000 I'm hungry.
06:31:46.000 So, that's how the optics war started.
06:31:54.000 And, um,.
06:32:05.000 Let me see if I can find the Michigan speech.
06:32:08.000 Because you really like this.
06:32:18.000 Okay, now take a look at this, okay?
06:32:20.000 You thought that was bad.
06:32:22.000 Let's look at this now.
06:32:26.000 This is the third and final speech in the tour.
06:32:30.000 Okay, Richard Spencer's college tour.
06:32:34.000 This is who, okay?
06:32:36.000 This is who they bring.
06:32:40.000 Hang on. 1.00
06:32:41.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00
06:32:41.000 That's going to fuck me up here. 1.00
06:32:43.000 Let me get out of this. 0.99
06:32:49.000 Where was I?
06:32:52.000 Here, okay.
06:32:54.000 Now look at this.
06:32:56.000 This is who Spencer brings in as his security. 0.74
06:33:00.000 Fat Mike, Matt, fat Mike, fat Matt Heimbach. 0.98
06:33:04.000 This guy is a literal skinhead. 0.58
06:33:07.000 This guy is an actual, if you see a close up of him, maybe we could find a video. 0.82
06:33:11.000 This guy's an actual skinhead, okay.
06:33:13.000 Everything that comes with it. 0.93
06:33:15.000 This guy's another, I mean, he's not bald, but he's another skinhead. 1.00
06:33:19.000 You got this fat retard, literally fat. 1.00
06:33:22.000 And also, in this black, what is the black uniform? 1.00
06:33:27.000 What the hell is that? 0.91
06:33:28.000 This guy in the back getting in fistfights outside the event.
06:33:35.000 Okay?
06:33:36.000 This is your college tour.
06:33:40.000 Is this good optics?
06:33:45.000 It's chaos.
06:33:47.000 And you know what it looks like?
06:33:47.000 It's chaos.
06:33:48.000 I mean, frankly, it's skinheads versus antifa. 1.00
06:33:53.000 People take one look at that and they say, yeah, fuck this. 1.00
06:33:56.000 Fuck both of these. 1.00
06:33:57.000 Sides, you know? 1.00
06:34:00.000 Let's see, is there even a video of the speech inside? 0.99
06:34:03.000 Because that was even more pathetic. 0.89
06:34:05.000 I mean, it was bad enough what was going on outside, but let's see. 0.98
06:34:09.000 There's a protest.
06:34:10.000 Let's scan through here a little bit.
06:34:18.000 Bruh. 1.00
06:34:19.000 Antifa's so retarded, man. 1.00
06:34:26.000 People like that should be put in jail. 1.00
06:34:34.000 This is the skinhead guy, okay? 0.89
06:34:35.000 This is what I'm telling you about.
06:34:38.000 Okay?
06:34:38.000 The news gets one picture of this guy.
06:34:41.000 That's all they need.
06:34:42.000 Look at this guy neck tattoos, hand tattoos, an arm patch.
06:34:46.000 That's subtle.
06:34:47.000 That's really subtle.
06:34:49.000 Really?
06:34:50.000 This guy.
06:34:50.000 But he's 5'4.
06:34:52.000 Now, I'm not the tallest guy in the world, okay?
06:34:55.000 But, I mean, he's a literal skinhead with tattoos up to his neck, tattoos on his hands, an armband in a black uniform.
06:35:04.000 Now, what normal. 0.89
06:35:05.000 Well adjusted, politically conservative person who you hope that your message will resonate with looks at this and says, Sign me up.
06:35:15.000 What normal, normative person, normal, decent, conservative person who might be sympathetic to your conservative views looks at this and says, Great idea.
06:35:27.000 Great idea.
06:35:29.000 Sign me up.
06:35:30.000 Now maybe this guy.
06:35:31.000 Now maybe this guy.
06:35:32.000 Maybe this has a chance.
06:35:34.000 This guy's, you know, he's a little bit smarter. 0.94
06:35:37.000 You could look at somebody like this and say, okay, I mean, his eyes are fucked up, but I mean, it looks like he's muscular, his clothes fit, it's a nice look. 0.94
06:35:46.000 And then you got this guy who's three feet tall with tattoos coming out of his neck, coming out of his collar, and an armband. 0.98
06:35:53.000 And wait till he sees the big fat guy.
06:35:55.000 I wonder if he's in here.
06:36:00.000 Because there's a guy I think that's even worse off the guy throwing up Roman salutes, and he's 100 pounds, 500 pounds.
06:36:07.000 Let me see.
06:36:10.000 This guy.
06:36:13.000 No, that's not him, is it?
06:36:27.000 There's one where he's throwing up a Roman.
06:36:27.000 Where's the other?
06:36:32.000 That's a very bad look.
06:36:34.000 Let's see.
06:36:43.000 Why is it down here now?
06:36:55.000 Okay, this is what's going on.
06:36:57.000 This is your college tour that you paid.
06:37:00.000 I think this one was what $25,000 or something.
06:37:05.000 This is what you paid for this.
06:37:06.000 This is your coverage on the news.
06:37:08.000 You paid $25,000 for this coverage on the news of you and your movement.
06:37:22.000 It's not a good look.
06:37:32.000 And then you get that, of course.
06:37:35.000 That's the leftover from Charlottesville, right?
06:37:48.000 That was a good slam.
06:37:49.000 That was a good slam.
06:37:51.000 But it's not a good look.
06:37:54.000 And, you know, people want to instigate the optics war again, and they forget that it's about that.
06:38:01.000 People are like, oh, optics means cucking on your beliefs.
06:38:05.000 Optics means you're not going to say what you think.
06:38:08.000 Optics means you're not going to be edgy online.
06:38:13.000 That's never what it's been about.
06:38:14.000 Never.
06:38:15.000 Not from the beginning, not now, not ever.
06:38:20.000 It's about taking yourself seriously, preparing, optimizing your appearance for media consumption and for the consumption of people that are sympathetic to your views, potentially.
06:38:33.000 So that you can convince them.
06:38:36.000 It's not about making the media think you're the good guys, it's about making your supporters think you're the good guys.
06:38:45.000 You know?
06:38:46.000 Look at Trump. 1.00
06:38:47.000 The media fucking hates Trump. 1.00
06:38:49.000 Is he dressing up like this for the media? 1.00
06:38:52.000 He's dressing up like this for the people.
06:38:56.000 So, anyway, that's how it started.
06:38:59.000 What was the.
06:39:00.000 So, this is the start.
06:39:02.000 It's very odd how Wignette imagery.
06:39:04.000 Yeah, and that's another thing.
06:39:06.000 All the bad optics comes back right when we start doing IRL again, right?
06:39:10.000 Right when we start to do Stop the Steal, We're Relevant. 1.00
06:39:13.000 Right after Destroy the GOP, all these people come in now, and it's fuck optics, fuck America first, sun in red. 1.00
06:39:23.000 Yeah, glow harder. 1.00
06:39:24.000 Glow harder, dude.
06:39:32.000 I mean, literally.
06:39:42.000 So let's see.
06:39:43.000 Where are we?
06:39:51.000 Nick Fuentes is America First, not Charlie Kirk.
06:39:53.000 Yeah, yeah.
06:40:01.000 Long live Nick Fuentes.
06:40:02.000 So true.
06:40:03.000 Nick Fuentes has my loyalty.
06:40:05.000 Love to see it.
06:40:07.000 Nick Fuentes name search.
06:40:08.000 Yeah, you got it. 1.00
06:40:12.000 Nick Wentz, you should come out as gay. 0.98
06:40:13.000 The pagan community will finally accept with open arms. 0.98
06:40:16.000 I don't know who that's.
06:40:17.000 Is that a diss about me or a diss about pagans?
06:40:20.000 Either way, he's blocked.
06:40:22.000 Son and Rad Groyper, yeah, either way, you're blocked.
06:40:24.000 That's kind of a cell phone, right? 0.93
06:40:29.000 It's like, if you're a Son and Rad Groyper, aren't you a pagan? 0.99
06:40:34.000 It's like saying, you should be gay so you'll fit in with me. 1.00
06:40:37.000 Oh, oh, damn. 1.00
06:40:39.000 No. 1.00
06:40:39.000 Now you got blown out. 1.00
06:40:59.000 What else do we got?
06:41:01.000 Nothing really good here.
06:41:12.000 Right?
06:41:16.000 This mac and cheese is kind of spicy.
06:41:37.000 Hey, no, it's Nick Fuentes who searches for his own name on a regular basis.
06:41:41.000 Me.
06:41:43.000 And who I would very like, who I would like very much to block me immediately because it would make me laugh lots.
06:41:49.000 Okay.
06:41:51.000 You got it.
06:42:07.000 Anyway, point is, be good optics.
06:42:13.000 Be good optics. 0.58
06:42:14.000 Be America first. 0.72
06:42:15.000 Here we go.
06:42:16.000 Nick Fuentes stole my PS1.
06:42:18.000 Okay, JD.
06:42:20.000 Nick Fuentes less than Nick Frentez.
06:42:23.000 Wonder what Nick Fuentes thinks about Flat Earth Boxer.
06:42:27.000 He's a nice guy.
06:42:27.000 I met him.
06:42:28.000 He's a little bit chaotic, though.
06:42:31.000 Chaotic energy.
06:42:35.000 Watching Nick Fuentes chew food and talk at the same time about how Spencer and Enoch's optics were bad at the University of Florida speech and how great. 0.99
06:42:41.000 Care must be given to how one looks on camera when you don't get it, when you're a retard that doesn't get it. 0.99
06:42:48.000 The speech in Florida cost $20,000. 1.00
06:42:52.000 It was a public event and they're on a stage.
06:42:54.000 I'm doing a live stream after I played Civilization V for the past six hours.
06:42:59.000 It's totally different.
06:43:00.000 This is another thing people don't understand optics is contextual.
06:43:04.000 People will take an optical failure in one area and compare it to basically an optical success in a different context and say, oh, these are disparate.
06:43:14.000 Oh, these guys paid $25,000 to do their speech in Florida, to do a public speech, a public event, which is supposed to have a big audience in Florida.
06:43:24.000 And every critique I listed before oh, but Nick is eating on a gaming stream at night.
06:43:29.000 Yeah, because the purpose of this stream is different than the purpose and the message that you send in a public speech.
06:43:38.000 The connotation of this speech, I'll just tell you, doing a speech like this is supposed to communicate relatability, it's supposed to humanize me.
06:43:47.000 Doing a stream like this is for a younger audience, highly engaged on the internet, and it's supposed to say to people who consider me a villain or something like that, it's supposed to communicate to them, I'm just like you.
06:44:02.000 Look, I'm authentic, I'm real, I'm playing a game, a game like you play at an odd hour of the night when you're awake, and I'm eating on stream, you know, like you would.
06:44:12.000 This is something that the connotation is supposed to be authenticity, humanizing.
06:44:18.000 Relatable, right?
06:44:20.000 Young, online.
06:44:21.000 That's the connotation.
06:44:22.000 It's an optical success because the optics of what this is tended to be, it's working.
06:44:29.000 Now, if I showed up to a stage with a bowl of mac and cheese eating it and said, oh, hey, everybody, this is America first, obviously wouldn't be the same. 0.98
06:44:38.000 But this is probably a girl, so that's probably why she doesn't get it. 0.88
06:44:43.000 We have one quote tweet already.
06:44:47.000 Oh, I blocked her, so that's why I can't see the quote tweet.
06:44:49.000 Hi, Nick Fuentes.
06:44:50.000 Hi. 1.00
06:44:54.000 So, anyway, so, you know, obvious female brain, dog brain woman doesn't understand. 1.00
06:45:01.000 Not a surprise. 1.00
06:45:02.000 And frankly, and frankly, it's not a surprise.
06:45:05.000 I'll always be loyal to Nick Fuentes.
06:45:07.000 God bless you.
06:45:07.000 Thank you, man.
06:45:08.000 Nick Fuentes changed my life for the better.
06:45:10.000 The greatest American.
06:45:11.000 Donald Trump is the greatest American, but I appreciate that.
06:45:16.000 So, the last thing you see when you enter Olive Garden during the Yuletide season, says Stempai.
06:45:28.000 Great.
06:45:29.000 Good post.
06:45:32.000 Joe the Boomer says, I eat on every stream.
06:45:34.000 I'm kind of famous for it.
06:45:36.000 Yeah, you are famous for it.
06:45:37.000 I hear it about it all the time.
06:45:39.000 Let's see.
06:45:42.000 Not a lot of good content on Twitter.
06:45:43.000 I guess it's early.
06:45:44.000 That's why there's no good content yet.
06:45:47.000 The Hill, really?
06:45:48.000 100 articles by The Hill in a row?
06:45:55.000 Whatever.
06:45:57.000 So that's the timeline today.
06:46:01.000 What do you have to say about that?
06:46:12.000 These portion sizes are too small.
06:46:14.000 Two entrees, and I'm still going to be hungry.
06:46:27.000 It's not fair.
06:46:32.000 What should I watch now?
06:46:38.000 What should I react to now?
06:47:08.000 Have you seen Destiny do IRL stuff?
06:47:12.000 No.
06:47:22.000 Jack says, keep up your amazing work.
06:47:25.000 I discovered you a few weeks before the election.
06:47:27.000 I was immediately hooked.
06:47:28.000 Hey, thanks, man.
06:47:30.000 Glad you like the show.
06:47:33.000 Hey, shop AF merch.
06:47:35.000 Let's go.
06:47:37.000 Best optics.
06:47:38.000 Look, I'm just smart.
06:47:41.000 Look, a lot of this stuff is like you either get it or you don't.
06:47:44.000 You know?
06:47:47.000 Nobody taught me anything that I just told you.
06:47:49.000 It's just common sense.
06:47:50.000 I mean, some people just possess the common sense to get it, and some people do not.
06:47:56.000 Some people just don't get it.
06:47:58.000 I don't know what it is.
06:47:59.000 It's an intangible quality, but some people just don't get optics.
06:48:03.000 I figured this out, you know, three years ago when I was 19.
06:48:08.000 Okay.
06:48:09.000 And at the time, I doubted myself. 0.99
06:48:12.000 I said, Am I just stupid? 0.99
06:48:14.000 Like, I've got it wrong. 0.99
06:48:16.000 You know, everyone in this movement is telling me that I'm dividing everyone and I'm a pariah. 0.96
06:48:21.000 I'm an optics cuck. 0.89
06:48:22.000 I'm like, I'm wrong.
06:48:24.000 Well, I never really said that, but I was like, What if I am wrong?
06:48:26.000 What if these guys are right?
06:48:28.000 What if I'm being disrespectful?
06:48:29.000 Whatever.
06:48:30.000 No, I was 19 and I had it figured out.
06:48:35.000 I was 19 and I legitimately did have it figured out better than everybody in the alt right.
06:48:39.000 That's why I am where I am now and they are where they are now. 0.99
06:48:43.000 I was 19 and I said, This is bullshit. 1.00
06:48:47.000 This presentation sucks. 1.00
06:48:50.000 This is a disaster. 1.00
06:48:51.000 We need to look like this.
06:48:52.000 We need to look like this.
06:48:55.000 You know?
06:48:56.000 Not exactly like this. 0.99
06:48:57.000 You know, people, Nick says we need to look like a gay guy in a turning point show. 0.87
06:49:02.000 No.
06:49:03.000 We need to look professional, you know?
06:49:04.000 We need to look good.
06:49:06.000 We need to look clean.
06:49:08.000 We need to look clean and respectable and normal.
06:49:12.000 And I was 19 and I knew that. 1.00
06:49:13.000 Everyone said, oh, you're a dumb kid. 0.97
06:49:15.000 I mean, you know, look, even people that I'm friends with now, okay, even people that stream on this website, just gonna say it, didn't agree with me. 0.99
06:49:25.000 So, you know, some people didn't agree with me back then.
06:49:28.000 They agree with me now, but some people three years ago didn't even get it with optics.
06:49:34.000 I alone, Had the vision.
06:49:36.000 I had the vision.
06:49:38.000 I had the knowledge.
06:49:39.000 I had the ability.
06:49:41.000 Okay?
06:49:42.000 I knew.
06:49:43.000 I knew.
06:49:44.000 I was, you know, it's just one of those things that you either get it or you don't.
06:49:51.000 I got it.
06:49:52.000 They didn't.
06:49:53.000 And that's why I'm the leader of the movement and they're not.
06:49:57.000 Where are we right now?
06:50:00.000 We're in the studio.
06:50:01.000 Beware of the leader of the America First movement.
06:50:05.000 Exactly.
06:50:07.000 And look, but that is not so much about that, but it kind of is.
06:50:10.000 I mean, you need leadership.
06:50:13.000 Leadership is not just about wagging your finger. 1.00
06:50:18.000 Leadership is not just about whipping your dick out and saying, I'm in charge. 0.99
06:50:23.000 Leadership is about you just got to know what's up. 0.99
06:50:28.000 Do the right thing.
06:50:30.000 You got to be trustworthy.
06:50:32.000 You got to be loyal.
06:50:33.000 You got to have vision.
06:50:34.000 You got to be a cheerleader.
06:50:36.000 Gotta know what's up.
06:50:37.000 Gotta know what's up.
06:50:38.000 I know what's up.
06:50:40.000 I have a lot of these intangible attributes that have led to success.
06:50:44.000 And people are like, oh, Nick doesn't like Sonnenrad memes.
06:50:48.000 Whatever.
06:50:49.000 We're going to do our own thing.
06:50:50.000 Yeah.
06:50:50.000 Good luck.
06:50:51.000 Hey, lots of luck.
06:50:52.000 Lots of luck.
06:50:53.000 You think this is easy?
06:50:55.000 You know? 0.99
06:50:56.000 But people will be led off the cliff by fucking, you know, whatever, Steel Puma or Carter or whatever. 0.99
06:51:03.000 And for what it's worth, I like Carter. 0.99
06:51:05.000 And I like Steel Puma.
06:51:06.000 But I think they're misguided on this stuff.
06:51:08.000 And people are like, oh, we're going to follow the Pied Piper, the flavor of the month, Pied Piper, right off the cliff.
06:51:14.000 Hey, be my guest.
06:51:16.000 Many have come and gone.
06:51:17.000 I've seen it for years.
06:51:18.000 I've been in this thing for years.
06:51:20.000 I've seen it many times.
06:51:21.000 People come and go all the time.
06:51:24.000 So, anyway, point is, point is, you have a brain.
06:51:32.000 Like Ben Carson says, you have a brain.
06:51:34.000 You got to use your brain.
06:51:35.000 You got to think.
06:51:37.000 None of what I'm saying is unearned.
06:51:38.000 Everything that I'm telling you is because I've been cautious.
06:51:40.000 I've been judicious.
06:51:42.000 I've been thoughtful about all this stuff.
06:51:44.000 And there's, you know, you don't just stumble into, you know, having a dissonant movement achieve victories.
06:51:51.000 Now, I've done that in, you know, In a way, in the past three years, which has been good.
06:51:58.000 But I'm saying if we want to continue to have victories, we're not going to accidentally defeat the globalist machine.
06:52:04.000 We're not going to accidentally stumble into regime change where we're in charge.
06:52:09.000 That doesn't happen by accident.