In this episode of America First, host Nicholas J. Fuentes ( ) talks about the Supreme Court's ruling in favor of the Trump administration's border wall, Bigfoot, and a new deal between the United States and Guatemala on immigration. America First is a show about Americanism, not globalism. Americanism will be our credo. It's going to be only America First. The American people will come first once again. America First! America will be the credo! And we'll be talking about a new agreement between the President of Mexico and President Jimmy Morales of Guatemala, which could help solve the immigration crisis at the southern border, which is currently the number one reason why there are so many illegal border crossings across the US-Mexico border, and which could be the solution to the problem of people crossing the border without proper documentation and claiming asylum in the US. We'll also talk about the new deal that could solve the current immigration crisis, and why it's actually going to solve the problem, and what it could mean for the future of the border crisis, as well as a new kind of safe country agreement between Mexico and the US, called a Third Safe Country agreement, which would allow families and children to apply for asylum in another country without having to go through another country and get a chance to stay in the USA. And, of course, we'll talk about Bigfoot and Bigfoot. . We're back with a casual Friday, where we're talking about Bigfoot, aliens, and Bigfoot, Bigfoot... and Bigfoot and other things. Enjoy! - Nicki - Nicholas J F. FuENTES (Nicki J. FUENTES ( ) ( ) is back with another casual Friday! (jennifer j.fuentes ) JOSH MILLER ( ) JOSH M. (J. FOSTE (JOSH FOSTER (J) & JOSH FAYES (JERICA FIRST) (JORDY M. M. RAYS (JACKETT) ) JAMES (JACOB RYANCHOR (JAYE) (JAMES M. FAYE ( ) and JOSH J. JOSH FRIENDS (JASON M. CRUDE (JUICYNN (JODIA VARTER (JOSICA) & BOBBY M. CHARDO (JORGE M. ANDREVILLA)
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00:17:22.000Supreme Court case which was decided today which sided in the favor of the Trump administration.
00:17:28.000They greenlit the 2.5 billion dollars that Trump allocated from the Defense Department for the construction of replacement wall in Arizona and in New Mexico and also in California.
00:17:52.000We've talked about these in the past and basically you have to understand that the current immigration crisis is being caused by mainly asylum seekers.
00:18:02.000Of course you still have a lot of the conventional illegal border crossings and things like that but a lot of what's driving the current crisis is minors and families that are surrendering at ports of entry and claiming asylum.
00:18:16.000So what a third safe country agreement does is it says that if migrants or families or children, people that are applying for asylum, if they have to pass through another safe country to get to America and apply for asylum, they have to first apply for asylum in that first country that they pass through, which would be in this case Mexico.
00:18:37.000So because the president of Guatemala signed this, this means that Guatemalans, if they pass through Mexico to get to America and apply for asylum, we can deport them without having to apprehend them, without having to, well, we would apprehend them, but without having to detain them, without having to go through a lengthy legal battle.
00:19:05.000I'm pretty down on the president sometimes when we have to be because you know earlier this week it was pretty rough to look at the ICE raids which were an absolute embarrassment absolutely humiliating to look at that new report from the examiner which said that there's no new wall built
00:19:25.000But it looks like the president continues to try on immigration, which is a good thing.
00:22:26.000And with that out of the way, that's the only housekeeping thing.
00:22:29.000I did just want to say, aside from that, before we jump in the news, a little bit more minor.
00:22:34.000I don't know if you guys saw this on Twitter, but there was a asteroid that was supposed to collide with the Earth earlier this week.
00:22:42.000They said it was an asteroid that was big enough to destroy a city, and it barely missed us.
00:22:49.000This happened earlier this week, and nobody knew about it until like an hour before it almost collided with us.
00:22:55.000And I see a story like this, and it always reminds me, oh yeah, I'm completely correct whenever I go off on lab coats, scientists, NASA people, you know, all jokes aside.
00:23:08.000Because really when you think about it, these science people, scientists, these science worshipers, I effing love science types, I think they have it in their heads that like,
00:23:20.000You know, the scientists, the smart people that watch the Big Bang Theory, they've got it all under control.
00:23:27.000You know, and if we just had more smart people in the world who read about chemistry and astrology, or astronomy rather, then everything would be much better, and everything would be so enlightened.
00:23:38.000And this is just another reminder that science is retarded, and these people don't know their butts from a hole in the ground, frankly.
00:23:59.000So maybe it ties into that sort of conspiracy thinking, but to put that on hold for a moment, their whole job is supposed to be monitoring for asteroids.
00:24:07.000They don't even know when the ones that are coming to Earth
00:24:27.000So I saw that, it always makes me mad.
00:24:29.000You know, I'm basically metaphorically reading the paper as I'm scrolling through Twitter and saying, you know, these scientists are at it again.
00:25:05.000I think it brings home a lot of what we talk about on the show when we talk about this Republican versus Democrat situation in our country, when we talk about demographic change.
00:25:31.000But because you have basically an animal, you're dealing with an animal who's been, has this big criminal record, license suspended, violent person, it turns into a murder basically.
00:25:41.000So, this is from a local Michigan source in Detroit.
00:25:46.000A 24-year-old man was brutally beaten to death shortly after a seemingly minor car accident early July 22nd in Detroit, Michigan.
00:25:55.000Tyler Wingate, who is 24 years old, was driving a 2011 Buick Regal and Lawrence James Davis, 23 years old, was believed to have been in a 2007 Chevy Impala when the two vehicles collided on Detroit's west side.
00:26:10.000Police say that when Wingate got out of his vehicle, most likely to check the damage from the collision, the suspect, believed to have been Davis, severely beat him.
00:26:19.000Wingate was pronounced dead at the scene.
00:26:21.000Surveillance video footage from the gas station nearby captured the attack.
00:26:26.000Police are seeking Davis, who is believed to be the man in the video who attacked Wingate.
00:26:31.000In the video, most of which is too graphic to show, Wingate had tried to get up from the ground after the first punch, which was to the head, but was unsuccessful and he had to endure more punches and kicks as he lied on the ground.
00:26:45.000A witness pulled the attacker off of Wingate, but the attacker then tried to hit the witness.
00:26:49.000And so this is something that happens in Detroit.
00:27:07.000It must be socialist policies or something like this.
00:27:11.000The victim, Tyler Wingate, played football.
00:27:14.000while attending Berkeley High School and was a member of the cross country team in middle school according to a Facebook post by Berkeley High School cross country the Berkeley School District on its Facebook page said Tyler graduated in 2013 and quote will be remembered for his big smile and kind heart big smile and kind heart totally bashed brain bashed in on the pavement after a minor car accident because you know I guess there was some kind of driving incident
00:27:41.000The suspect who is what is the name here?
00:27:46.000According to the Detroit Police Chief, Davis has a history of violence which he described as assault type behavior dating to when he was 15.
00:27:55.000Davis doesn't have a driver's license but had a lengthy driving record with suspensions and incidents dating to 2014 according to the Michigan Secretary of State.
00:28:05.000It said he had no vehicle registered to his name.
00:28:07.000And so I see something like this and again it vindicates exactly what I said yesterday.
00:28:12.000We are at the point now and this proves it.
00:28:14.000You know we had the one story yesterday.
00:28:17.000Literally, it is a bigger deal in this country when a black person gets called the n-word than when a black person kills an innocent white person, young, innocent white person, for no reason.
00:28:30.000What does that tell you about the state of the country?
00:28:34.000People should be mad about this, you know, because the racial politics in this country for the last 10 years has been that if a white person wrongs a black person, that means that we burn a city down, there's looting, that means that people are getting fired, there has to be a press conference, there has to be reform, there has to be bills passed in the state house, in the federal congress, and all this.
00:28:57.000And when white people get killed, it seems almost like on a daily basis, by illegal immigrants or blacks or anybody else, nobody even cares.
00:29:06.000And in many cases, the race of the suspect, the race of the killer, rapist, whoever it is, isn't even mentioned.
00:29:14.000We talked about a few months ago, there was this young girl, brutally murdered.
00:29:19.000I think this was in Virginia or North Carolina or something and you literally had to Google the name of the killer to find the mugshot because of course they're trying to bury these kinds of statistics.
00:29:30.000They don't want you to find out what's really going on here.
00:29:33.000And so I see this story and what stands out to me particularly is they say in this report that the surveillance video footage of the incident was too graphic to show.
00:29:45.000And I think, why don't they want to show that?
00:29:47.000You know, they show the video of Laquan McDonald getting shot by the police.
00:29:51.000They show the video of Trayvon Martin getting his head bashed into the pavement.
00:29:55.000They show the video of Michael Brown getting shot.
00:29:57.000They show the video of that black guy in New York City who got choked out by the police.
00:30:01.000None of those videos were too graphic.
00:30:03.000And what was the result when you release a video like that?
00:30:05.000What's the result when you release a video of a black kid getting shot 15 times by a white police officer?
00:30:11.000Of course you get a big political backlash.
00:30:29.000Maybe people need to see footage like that to remind them of what's really going on in the country.
00:30:35.000Ilhan Omar, who we have said on the show is based before because she names the Israel lobby, recently in an interview on television she said that what we should really be doing in America is trying to make people aware of how dangerous white men are.
00:30:51.000This is what they really want you to believe in the media, they want you to believe this in Hollywood, that what you have to worry about in America, even the United Kingdom they just did, they updated their terror watch list or something, terror warnings for tourists to apprise them of radical right-wing terrorists.
00:31:09.000They really want you to believe that who you have to be afraid of in the year 2019, internationally and domestically, is the white man.
00:31:17.000A white right-wing mosque shooter, a white rapist,
00:32:14.000I also find it very interesting about this victim in particular.
00:32:19.000You know, a lot of people I've seen are saying, a lot of WGNAT types are saying, oh this was an innocent white man killed by diversity, something of this effect.
00:32:28.000But this isn't just any ordinary white kid, 24 year old Tyler Wingate.
00:32:33.000Sure, he was on the cross-country team, he played football.
00:32:37.000They say he will be remembered for his big smile and kind heart.
00:32:40.000He'll also be remembered for other things.
00:33:14.000And that's because he can get down with all the other people there.
00:33:17.000And so I think it's actually quite instructive.
00:33:19.000We see something just like Mollie Tibbetts.
00:33:22.000People who, because of what the media tells them, because of what the culture tells them about who people really are in the country, they get a little bit too comfortable, maybe we'll say.
00:33:33.000Now, I don't want to go out and say, you know, look, there's a lot of ignorant young people who have views.
00:33:38.000That doesn't mean they deserve to get killed for their views, but it is sort of interesting and instructive.
00:33:42.000For all the white people out there that are saying black lives matter, you know, apparently this black person didn't think your life mattered, right?
00:33:50.000To Tyler Wingate, you might think that black lives matter.
00:33:53.000Well, this black individual, he did not think your life mattered when he got out of his car and beat you to death for a minor car accident.
00:34:01.000And maybe people would do well to remember these things.
00:34:04.000It seems like it really is a one-way street when we think about things like black lives matter.
00:34:09.000You know, a lot of white people are expected to toe the line on this stuff and acknowledge
00:34:13.000Black and brown bodies and how much they matter and they're under assault.
00:34:17.000I don't think I've ever in my entire life heard that reciprocated from anybody else.
00:34:25.000Now me, I'm an Afro-Latino and so in my African community, in my Latino community, I don't think I have ever seen, heard anything like that online, offline, anywhere.
00:35:46.000You know, I can relax in my community, in my little suburb, we're chilling, and still got the white picket fence thing going on, Little League and all that.
00:35:54.000I don't have to relax so much, but I drive a little bit further out,
00:36:16.000We were talking about a few months ago,
00:36:19.000There was an incident in Tennessee where there was a black individual who stole a car, attempted to kill a police officer, I think they did kill the person they stole the car from, and they ended up dying in a shootout with the police.
00:40:11.000It's been very rough on this issue in particular.
00:40:14.000And it's been so rough specifically because this is a time when immigration is the most important issue.
00:40:20.000In the minds of registered voters, Republicans, and Independents.
00:40:23.000I think Democrats it ranks a little bit lower, but so it's a very critical opportunity to get this right.
00:40:28.000And finally we do have some good news about this.
00:40:31.000So we have two developments in particular that we'll be talking about.
00:40:34.000We will talk about this Supreme Court decision regarding border wall funding, and then we will talk about the Guatemala third country agreement, third safe country agreement.
00:40:44.000So first this is from Fox it says quote the Supreme Court sided with the Trump administration on Friday in lifting a freeze backed by a lower court that had halted plans to use 2.5 billion dollars in Pentagon funds for border wall construction.
00:40:59.000The decision which split the bench along ideological lines allows the administration to move ahead with plans to use military funds
00:41:06.000to replace existing fencing in California, Arizona, and New Mexico.
00:41:10.000The conservative justices on the court ruled in favor of the administration.
00:41:14.000Liberal justices Kagan, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, and Sonia Sotomayor dissented.
00:41:19.000Justice Stephen Breyer issued a split opinion agreeing in part with both sides.
00:41:24.000The president celebrated the ruling on Twitter saying, quote,
00:41:41.000It does say, however, that the funding will go towards replacement barrier
00:41:47.000In Arizona, California, and New Mexico, so we have to, I think, sort of temper that and be a little bit realistic.
00:41:55.000I mean, yes, it's replacement wall, but it is good that we have secured some funding.
00:41:59.000We secured some money for the wall, and this is pretty good.
00:42:02.000I think it shows that after two years basically of fighting this on all kinds of different fronts, you know, we've tried the legislative approach.
00:42:10.000We never got the money from even Republicans, let alone Democrats.
00:42:15.000Both chambers of the Congress for two years and Paul Ryan wouldn't give us money for a while.
00:42:20.000Mitch McConnell wouldn't give us money for a while.
00:42:23.000Democrats definitely did not give us any.
00:42:25.000We tried to do things through the executive branch.
00:42:28.000Particularly this week, the president tried to issue a new rule on asylum seekers, which said that it was going to be a third safe country thing, which we'll get into in a moment with Guatemala.
00:42:38.000But it was going to be a third safe country rule for all asylum seekers.
00:42:44.000We've tried it in the courts, fighting these different things on the legislative front and on the executive front, and so I think it's finally starting to pay off.
00:42:51.000You know, we've finally gotten the 2.5 billion dollars.
00:42:54.000We've got the 1.6 billion dollars from the budget deal that was made back in February.
00:42:59.000Now I've got the 2.5 billion dollars from the DOD.
00:43:02.000They say that the ACLU is going to continue fighting this, but
00:43:06.000It doesn't really matter because in the meantime we can start doing these contracts to start building the wall so we can move forward anyway.
00:43:36.000Immigration is when you bring in some people from another country
00:43:40.000To help you, you know, to settle a new city, or to work in factories, or to build a railroad, or maybe they have special skills that you need, or Albert Einstein comes over, a great artist, something like that.
00:43:54.000Immigration is not hundreds of thousands of people walking into the country without being apprehended, without papers, anything like that.
00:44:20.000We have to elect this president in this impossible election, not only in the primary, but in the general.
00:44:27.000And he's got to go through the Congress.
00:44:28.000They won't give it to him in the Congress.
00:44:30.000So he's got to go to the DOD and strip money from the Department of Defense budget.
00:44:35.000And then it gets shut down by a lower court and then we have to do a legal battle and then finally the Supreme Court allows us to use that money and then now there's going to be another court battle because the ACLU is going to appeal the decision.
00:44:47.000All of this is to replace existing barrier on the southern border and I just think
00:44:56.000I mean, drive around your city, drive around your neighborhood.
00:45:00.000Every structure, everything that is worth protecting has walls around it, obviously.
00:45:06.000You know, even when I was on vacation, you look at like a farm.
00:45:10.000Of course, you have walls even around houses to prevent, I think, like bears or
00:45:15.000Mountain lions or wolves from eating the livestock, or to prevent the livestock from leaving the farm.
00:45:21.000You've got houses with, of course, walls.
00:45:23.000And I think, why, of course, would the same not apply to the country?
00:45:26.000I mean, this is all pretty basic stuff, but we have to go through all this trouble to even erect replacement fencing, which doesn't even cover half of the entire southern border.
00:45:42.000After elections, lengthy legislative battles, lengthy judicial battles, one that is still ongoing, we've been allowed to use money that was already allocated for defense to replace existing wall on our southern border.
00:45:55.000So yeah, like I said, in a very technical way, it's white-pilling.
00:45:59.000Sure, you know, Customs and Border Patrol and ICE have said that the replacement wall does help.
00:46:05.000You know, that did come out earlier this week, they said, to sort of counter the points that were made in the Washington Examiner report that said that no new wall was built.
00:46:14.000Customs and Border Patrol did say that the replacement wall and replacement fencing is helping them do their jobs, but I think we always have to remind ourselves, like, that's how far gone we are.
00:46:24.000So sure, you know, after this long two-year journey we finally allocated...
00:48:46.000You know, I think this is pretty much a solid workaround for now.
00:48:50.000You know, we talked about a couple of months ago the threat, or rather about a month ago, the threat of tariffs on Mexico.
00:48:56.000And he made a deal with Mexico that was basically a third safe country agreement as well.
00:49:00.000It wasn't exactly a third safe country agreement, but it was it was approaching that.
00:49:05.000Now we've got a third safe country agreement with Guatemala and hopefully this will be able to stem a lot of the immigration, a lot of the illegal immigration, asylees, unaccompanied minors, and families that have been coming over for the past so many months.
00:49:47.000But I think this is good in spite of that.
00:49:49.000You know, we've seen the reports that the deal we made with Mexico is already working.
00:49:54.000It's already stopping a lot of illegal immigration before illegal immigrants even get to our border.
00:50:00.000In other words, they're being stopped.
00:50:02.000Mexico's border they're being stopped along the way in Mexico so that's very good and so ultimately I think that this workaround by going to the third countries which would be like Mexico or Guatemala, El Salvador, you know these kinds of places instead of unfortunately going to our own Congress maybe that's the best way to do it.
00:50:20.000I think we also have to remember though it is sort of a rub a little bit for this one as well because we do have to go back to
00:51:12.000How did we elect President Trump, who promised to deport all the illegals and build the wall?
00:51:17.000Why is it not only not getting better, but actually worse than it's ever been before under this guy?
00:51:23.000Well, if you go back to the funding bill in February, well, yes, we did secure $1.6 billion for a fence.
00:51:30.000Yes, that did lead to a state of emergency being declared and we did allocate $2.5 billion from the DOD and I think $6 billion from Department of Homeland Security and from a couple of other federal agencies.
00:51:46.000So yeah, well it did lead to some good things.
00:51:48.000What was also in that federal spending bill, it also said that if you're a sponsor of unaccompanied minors,
00:52:15.000They've got eight employees working at their office for asylees in Guatemala.
00:52:20.000Okay and it's just going into effect now.
00:52:22.000It's like the worst it's been in 20 years and so while that's a good thing we have to kind of remember well how do we even arrive here?
00:52:29.000This present trend more or less kind of started six months ago because of something that was done by this administration.
00:52:37.000So again you know it's like yeah great we got our 2.5 billion dollars in wall funding but
00:52:44.000It's replacement wall funding and it took us two years to get replacement wall funding because we couldn't get it through our own Congress.
00:52:51.000And yeah, we got a third safe country agreement with Guatemala to stop the record amount of Guatemalan minors and families pouring across the border.
00:52:59.000But why do we have a record number of unaccompanied minors and families coming from Guatemala?
00:53:04.000Because we gave them total legal immunity when they arrive in the country because of a bill that the president signed.
00:53:14.000So, I guess that's a win, you know what I mean?
00:53:16.000Like, in the sense that if you jump off a three-story tall building and break your legs, and then your legs heal nine months later, twelve months later, two years later...
00:53:49.000So, I would say that as we move forward with the immigration situation, I would say it would probably be wise to just, you know, not have these problems in the first place.
00:54:02.000Maybe don't decrease the amount of ICE detention beds.
00:54:05.000Maybe don't create total legal immunity for a category of immigrants which
00:54:11.000It's so ambiguous that it could be every single one living in the country.
00:54:15.000You know, maybe don't even engage in these kinds of maneuvers like the emergency funding that'll take years of litigation or months of litigation anyway.
00:54:23.000Maybe it's something so simple as fire your chief of staff, fire the secretary of DHS, and bring in people who actually want to secure the border.
00:54:34.000You know, maybe that would be the light bill to me.
00:54:38.000So I don't want to come off as ungrateful, okay?
00:54:41.000I don't want to come off as a negative Nancy that can only spin things in a bad way and is never satisfied.
00:54:49.000But it's like, let's kind of get real for a moment.
00:54:51.000Sure, it's a good thing if it stops illegal immigrants from coming here.
00:54:56.000But if we really want to get to another level here, if we really want to look at politics, you know, deeper than skin deep, right?
00:55:04.000If we want to get below the surface a little bit, well, why do we have all these Guatemalans here?
00:55:09.000Maybe we could have done something to prevent that in the first place.
00:55:13.000You know, maybe if you don't talk about amnesty, maybe you don't talk about immunity, they don't come here to begin with, because that's really how it all started two years ago.
00:55:21.000You know, when Trump first got into office, illegal immigration plummeted.
00:55:25.000If you've ever seen these numbers, it's incredible.
00:55:28.000Literally, him getting inaugurated, him getting elected, and then him getting inaugurated caused illegal immigration to plummet just by him walking into the Oval Office.
00:55:38.000And then within a year, he started talking about amnesty.
00:55:42.000He took away DACA around August, September 2017, and then by January 2018, he was talking about an amnesty deal with Chuck Schumer.
00:55:50.000And then surprise, surprise, you got the first caravan!
00:56:27.000But it's so good that we're gonna sign an agreement, which may or may not be able to be enforced with Guatemala, that will allow us to deport these people immediately.
00:56:39.000But it's like, maybe if you just fired Kevin McAleenan, or I think that's his first name, at DHS,
00:56:45.000And maybe you just fire your chief of staff, and you bring in people who actually want to secure the border, and you wouldn't have to worry about any of this stuff.
00:56:53.000You know, there was a story that came out about Mick Alinen, who's the current DHS secretary, who everybody told me, no, Nick, he's based.
00:57:08.000Because when Trump got the nomination at the RNC convention in 2016, he threw his placard on the ground in protest because he was so mad about Trump getting the nod.
00:57:18.000So I didn't know about that then, and then it came out.
00:57:21.000This is from our friend Ryan Gerduski, friend of the show.
00:57:26.000He tweeted out a scoop that actually Kevin McAleenan wanted to go down to the U.S.
00:57:31.000border in June to celebrate World Refugee Day.
00:57:35.000The Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security wanted to go to our southern border with Mexico during the worst illegal immigration and asylum crisis in American history and celebrate World Refugee Day.
00:57:50.000These are the people that are the highest up in the Trump administration tasked with handling immigration, particularly illegal immigration.
00:57:59.000So yeah, good job on the agreement, good job on the border wall money, but maybe let's start in your own effing house!
00:58:10.000Maybe you start in the White House and then you work your way back, right?
00:58:14.000Maybe you fire all the people that are actively thwarting your agenda every day, that you see in the West Wing every day,
00:58:21.000And then making agreements with other countries.
00:58:24.000Maybe then that'll be an optimal approach.
00:58:27.000But for now, it's like, dude, what are you doing?
01:01:24.000I'm sort of autistic, and then I like things to be sort of modular, self-contained, in square units, you know?
01:01:32.000And so, I'll go to McDonald's, and like, it's not that bad where I'm not gonna not go to a restaurant because it doesn't have that, but it's like,
01:01:39.000You know, you've got your Big Mac, and it's in sort of like this hexagonal box.
01:01:42.000You've got your fries in the classic container, and all the rest.
01:01:46.000You know, some of the sandwiches are wrapped if you just get a hamburger.
01:02:44.000The other thing is it's open 24 hours so the only time I'm eating there is like when literally everything else is closed and it's like 4 a.m.
01:06:59.000I'm trying to think who's been on the show before.
01:07:03.000I don't know, because see, a lot of people are more like comedian types.
01:07:06.000You know, a lot of the streamers I know, like Beardson, Sean, Partyboy, I mean, these guys are more like, they don't really do the current events stuff.
01:07:14.000So I don't know, I'd have to think about that, but that's not a bad idea.
01:07:17.000Sweet Potato says, a 68-year-old Jarrett Taylor is more in shape than you, Nick.
01:07:53.000God, people in the super chats being being dumb mode.
01:07:57.000TopSnacks says, imagine not wanting a conflict with Iran purely for the sake of being able to watch dope combat footage on the Funker530's YouTube channel.
01:08:14.000Yeah, they're paying me to say war with Iran would be funny.
01:08:17.000They're paying me to say, I know Israel controls our government and wants us to go to war with Iran, and I don't want that, but it would be really funny if we went to war with all these countries.
01:08:28.000But yeah, I mean, I don't understand not understanding this basic argument.
01:08:32.000Not going to war because WMDs, not going to war because
01:08:37.000The collapse not going to war because Israel's northern border going to war because something would happen going to war because you know again pinch me I'm dreaming effect we are awake we are alive and we are t-posing on Tehran right and you could see cool things happening so I don't know it's pretty straightforward to me if you can't get it maybe you're just not high enough IQ.
01:09:01.000Chaz says Nick I'm high up at McDonald's headquarters
01:09:05.000And we want you to be our premier spokesman for our new bug mac sandwich.
01:09:19.000I visited George Washington's estate at Mount Vernon this week and I learned that he married Martha Washington, a single mother with two kids.
01:09:26.000I also married a single mom and now we have a child of our own.
01:09:57.000The Curtis Max says, G'day Nick, just wanted to say thank you for all you do and thank you for your role in helping me return to Catholicism again.
01:12:51.000In Arizona, people are donating their bodies to science, and ended up at this research facility where they were doing all these, like, really bizarre things to the bodies, like they had a cooler full of male genitalia, they cut off a baby girl's head and sewed it onto a man's body, all this really freakish stuff.
01:13:31.000I'm sure others and boomers have already mentioned ad nauseum, but you try to learn a trade to fall back on in case you get completely blackballed by global homo.
01:14:01.000I was uncalled for but I do I do appreciate the advice Pinky culture you see the claws around you see how quickly the claws come out the viciousness.
01:14:11.000I can't even help myself I'm trying I'm trying to be better.
01:14:14.000I'm trying Pinky culture says I don't hate the lab coats, but I don't want to worship them either.
01:14:19.000Okay, you're gay Ron son, I don't hate the lab coats Okay, why don't you go blow them then?
01:18:34.000I'm reading I'm reading books people are reading books, and you know what they're getting smarter.
01:18:39.000They know what's going on or it's like People didn't even know how to read for thousands of years, and it didn't make a lick of a difference right so But you know keep reading those books.
01:18:50.000You know So anyway people people who are smart are gonna know what I'm talking about people that are not smart are not gonna Know I'm talking about when it comes to that
01:19:00.000Joe says I'll be another one to recommend you check out Colin Flaherty.
01:19:04.000He wrote white girl bleed a lot and don't make the black kids angry.
01:19:08.000He writes almost exclusively on incidents like the one in Detroit.
01:19:11.000Ah, thank you for yet another recommendation.
01:19:14.000Joey says Will Chamberlain's joke about regime change in Sweden in response to ASAP Rocky being detained.
01:24:55.000We call people out when things need to be called out, but for the most part, you know, it's not really right to go around attacking people for no reason.
01:25:02.000Uh, Savion says, as a 16-year-old Zoomer, I see you as a father figure.
01:26:34.000You know, because that's so obvious they're trying to pantomime what it sounds like to be a black athlete or a black rapper or a black actor or something like that.
01:26:49.000Lineage a pretty glorious heritage of our own culture that you don't need I think to outsource to that But so it's all taken Crank says did you hear Marianne Williamson is offering $1,000 a month and credits yang for the idea.
01:27:04.000I Hope she means physical earth Dollars.
01:27:08.000Yeah, you never know with her, you know, it could be some kind of spiritual token she could be paying that $1,000 in some kind of like esoteric beads or something and
01:27:19.000Or sand from a hidden beach in Hollow Earth, you know, on the other side of some kind of waterfall.
01:27:29.000A thousand dollars a month, but here's the catch.
01:27:31.000I'm going to pay you in tokens from the Underrealm.
01:27:41.000Maybe you could buy weird things with that.
01:27:43.000Maybe you go to... Maybe it's like that movie Big and you go to some kind of weird stand on a pier and you can get wishes or something from a genie.
01:27:52.000Anything's possible on the astral plane.
01:27:55.000uh finnis says as a 22 year old zoomer i see you as a son figure ah that's great uh judas says can i set up a britain first show uh miss neat life uh no dude i don't even know you how do i even know if it's gonna be good if it's a good show sure if it's a bad show no interdimensional says pinch me am i reading this title correctly hawaii pill no can't be right rubs eyes profusely
01:29:39.000Oh, oh no yikes Johnson's opinion on the right stuff and Eric Stryker.
01:29:43.000I think we've talked about this before.
01:29:45.000I don't really care for the right stuff I think Eric Stryker is a goofball.
01:29:49.000I think he's a shock jock nothing more Mr. Hoff says Nick.
01:29:53.000Did you ever yell grenade out and throw an apple across the school cafeteria?
01:29:57.000classic sign of autism No, I don't think I ever did that I
01:30:04.000No, but I think we did do the axe body spray one.
01:30:06.000Have you ever seen that on like TikTok or something?
01:30:09.000I think we did at one point do, you know, where you tape axe body spray so it's spraying and you throw it in like, I think we threw that in the girls locker room once.
01:31:50.000So I think it'll... I think it'll be fine, ultimately.
01:31:53.000monochrome says nick gonna have to disavow your take on double patty burgers what kind of zoomer has pickles and vegetables on their burger give me more meat cheese and ketchup please
01:33:08.000With the double-decker, every time, invariably, I get a Big Mac, and the patties are not lined up, and the buns are not lined up, and I end up, it's all messy, I got juice all over my hands, I got sauce all over my hands, and often I'm eating while I'm driving, and I can't do that while I'm driving.
01:33:25.000You know, I'm driving with my knees, eating with both hands, and I've got to wipe my hands with napkins while I'm driving with my knees.
01:33:58.000I have, I have, like, adjacent autism tendencies, like, you know, extremely obsessive, don't like when my routine is interrupted, very particular, uh, but, uh, but I also, like, understand social situations, you know?
01:34:14.000Like, don't they say about autism that you don't understand jokes and things like that?
01:36:39.000Judas says you like nuclear war in Persia.
01:36:42.000Don't just Squidward Yeah, yeah, actually, I think it would be funny Bob says what WTF I can't see my chatter comments or send super chats on my main account out of nowhere Never give up the burgers bro.
01:38:07.000Thanks, I hope my lung gets better soon as well Prince of Conquest says Washington marrying a single mom wasn't that cringe Considering he was infertile one of the few questionable things about him.
01:39:08.000Basil says, did you see Bagel Boss is getting heaps of attention from women now?
01:39:12.000Pretty funny how they want him only after he gets fame and attention.
01:39:16.000Yeah, kind of tells you something, doesn't it?
01:39:18.000That's kind of the thing about women, you know, people always tell me about like, oh, you got to work out so you can get women and this kind of thing.
01:39:24.000It's like, I don't think women really care about that.
01:39:39.000Maybe that's uninformed, but that's generally my perception is that that's really Sort of what appeals and there there you go bagel boss is like three feet tall and he's just like a boomer and he's bald and you know, but he's a viral sensation and now I guess the women like him and
01:40:34.000You know, you got the brownie in there the chicken nuggets the mac and cheese Do they still make those I wonder cuz damn I could go for one of those Maybe I'll get one tonight.
01:40:46.000Yo, we didn't good tonight Talk about that kids cuisine and your nip is eating kids cuisine and she is I
01:40:56.000Nibba's eating kid cuisine in this bitch.
01:47:25.000Joe says, this is a typical suicidal humor.
01:47:27.000Hearing you shit all over book reading for a minute straight right before you read my advice to read Colin Flaherty was particularly inspiring.