Asatru Folk Assembly - November 05, 2023


If You Give a Mouse a Cookie (Academy Storytime)


Episode Stats


Length

4 minutes

Words per minute

79.74

Word count

359

Sentence count

19


Summary

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably ask for a glass of milk. And that's only the beginning of what a mouse will ask for after you have given him a cookie. He will probably also want a nap.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 so if you give a mouse a cookie all right you see that the little boy sitting on the rock he's got
00:00:28.080 the cookies in his hand, but guess what?
00:00:30.120 I bet you he's going to give it to a mouse.
00:00:33.140 Okay.
00:00:33.940 If you give a mouse a
00:00:36.000 cookie,
00:00:37.560 he's going to ask for a
00:00:39.980 glass of milk.
00:00:42.460 When you give him a glass
00:00:44.140 of milk,
00:00:45.960 he'll probably ask you for
00:00:48.020 a straw.
00:00:50.040 When he's finished,
00:00:52.020 he'll ask for a napkin.
00:00:56.520 Then, he'll want to
00:00:57.960 in a mirror to make sure he doesn't have a milk mustache. When he looks in the
00:01:05.880 mirror, he might notice his hair needs a trim, so he'll probably ask for a pair
00:01:15.200 of nail scissors. When he's finished giving himself a trim, he'll want a broom
00:01:22.320 to sweep it up. He'll start sweeping.
00:01:29.160 He might get carried away and sweep every room in the house.
00:01:36.880 He may even end up washing the floors as well. When he's done, he'll probably want
00:01:46.740 to take a nap. You'll have to fix up a little box for him with a blanket and a pillow. He'll
00:01:57.260 crawl in, make himself comfortable, and fluff the pillow a few times. He'll probably ask
00:02:05.560 you to read him a story. So you'll read to him from one of your books, and he'll ask
00:02:12.560 to see the pictures when he looks at the pictures he'll get so excited he'll want to draw one of his
00:02:22.720 own he'll ask for paper and crayons he'll draw a picture when the picture is finished
00:02:38.320 he'll want to sign his name with a pen
00:02:44.440 then he'll want to hang his picture on your refrigerator
00:02:51.400 which means he'll need scotch tape
00:02:58.720 he'll hang up his drawing and stand back to look at it
00:03:05.220 looking at the refrigerator will remind him that
00:03:10.500 he's thirsty.
00:03:15.500 So, he'll ask for a glass of milk.
00:03:21.780 And chances are, if he asks for a glass of milk,
00:03:27.060 he's going to want a cookie to go with it.
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00:03:33.700 He's going to ask for a glass of milk
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