Asatru Folk Assembly - November 25, 2023


The Complete Mother Goose, Part 1 (Academy Storytime)


Episode Stats


Length

5 minutes

Words per minute

136.23

Word count

767

Sentence count

36

Harmful content

Misogyny

2

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Toxicity

1

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Hate speech

5

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Summary

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I read two stories from The Complete Mother Goose: Come Hither, Little Puppy Dog and Old Mother Hubbard. These are two short stories from a book written and published in 1928 by my grandfather, and have some of his crayon markings in them.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Okay. All right, kids. Today, I'm going to read some stories out of a very cool book.
00:00:28.800 It's called The Complete Mother Goose, and this is a very old book.
00:00:35.120 It was written and published in 1928.
00:00:40.940 And this actually belonged to one of my grandfathers, and it has some of his crayon markings in it.
00:00:50.160 So today, I am going to read you a story called Come Hither, Little Puppy Dog.
00:00:59.440 Come hither, little puppy dog, I'll give you a new collar, if you will learn to read your book and be a clever scholar.
00:01:07.760 No, no, replied the puppy dog, I've other fish to fry, for I must learn to guard your house and bark when thieves come nigh.
00:01:16.820 With a tingle, tangle, tit mouse, Robin knows great A and B and C and D and E, F, G, H, I, J, and K.
00:01:28.800 Come hither, pretty cockatoo, come and learn your letters, and you shall have a knife and fork to eat with like your bettors.
00:01:37.740 No, no, the cockatoo replied, my beak will do as well. 0.64
00:01:42.520 I'd rather eat my evictuals thus than go and learn to spell.
00:01:47.860 With a tingle, tangle, titmouse, Robin knows great A and B and C and D and E, F, G, H, I and J and K. 0.56
00:01:58.800 come hither little pussycat if you'll your grammar study i'll give you silver clogs to wear 0.85
00:02:05.280 when air the gutters muddy no whilst i grammar learn says puss your house will in a trice be 0.99
00:02:13.440 overrun from top to bottom with flocks of rats and mice with a tingle tangle titmouse robin nose
00:02:21.760 great a and b and c and d and e f g h i j and k come hither then good little boy and learn your
00:02:32.480 alphabet and you a pair of boots and spurs like your papa's shall get oh yes i'll learn my alphabet
00:02:41.360 and when i well can read perhaps papa will give me too a pretty long tailed steed with a tingle
00:02:49.360 tangle tip mouse robin knows great a and b and c and d and e f g h i j and k that is the first
00:03:01.360 come story i'm going to read to you these are a little short so i'm going to read another one
00:03:05.600 and that was come hither little puppy dog
00:03:08.520 the next story is called old mother hubbard
00:03:14.480 Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone, but when she came there,
00:03:22.960 the cupboard was bare, and so the poor dog had none. She went to the baker's to buy him some
00:03:29.040 bread, but when she came back, the poor dog was dead. She went to the joiner's to buy him a coffin,
00:03:35.880 but when she came back, the poor dog was laughing. She took a clean dish to get him some tripe,
00:03:42.540 but when she came back he was smoking his pipe. She went to the fishmongers to buy him some fish
00:03:49.240 and when she came back he was licking the dish. She went to the ale house to get him some beer
00:03:55.900 but when she came back the dog sat in a chair. She went to the tavern for white wine and red
00:04:02.540 but when she came back the dog stood on his head. She went to the hatters to buy him a hat
00:04:08.800 But when she came back, he was feeding the cat.
00:04:12.080 She went to the barbers to buy him a wig.
00:04:15.240 But when she came back, he was dancing a jig.
00:04:18.680 She went to the fruiterers to buy him some fruit.
00:04:22.220 But when she came back, he was playing the flute.
00:04:25.620 She went to the tailors to buy him a coat.
00:04:29.080 But when she came back, he was riding a goat.
00:04:32.320 She went to the cobblers to buy him some shoes.
00:04:35.780 But when she came back, he was reading the news.
00:04:38.360 She went to the seamstress to buy him some linen, but when she came back, the dog was spinning. 0.98
00:04:47.800 And she went to the hosiers to buy him some hoes, but when she came back, he was dressed in his clothes. 1.00
00:04:55.640 The dame made a curtsy, the dog made a bow. The dame said, your servant. The dog said, bow wow. 1.00
00:05:03.780 this wonderful dog was dame hubbard's delight he could sing he could dance he could read he
00:05:09.700 could write she gave him rich dainties whenever he fed and erected a monument when he was dead
00:05:19.460 just a couple of nice little uh nursery rhyme stories for your kids today i hope you enjoyed
00:05:23.860 them.