Bankas Podcast - Bankas Podcast #105

00:00:00.000 Yo, Toronto! Happy 9-11, everybody!

00:00:21.040 What's up, guys? It's me, Armand R. Bob. Are you guys ready to get the first live Bankist show started?

00:00:31.040 For real? What? Ladies and gentlemen, you know him, you love him.

00:00:36.040 He's originally from Toronto, now living in Austin, Texas.

00:00:38.040 Make some noise for the hilarious Ben Bankist, everybody!

00:00:51.040 You gotta turn the mic on. We just got here from Vaughn, so we...

00:01:12.040 Fuck yeah. Welcome to Yuck Yucks. We got a lot of microphone problems here.

00:01:18.040 These fucking Canadians don't know what the fuck they're...

00:01:21.040 How do you turn this on? Hello?

00:01:24.040 Jew? Okay, look.

00:01:31.040 Oh, wow. What an amazing week.

00:01:39.040 What an incredible...

00:01:41.040 I mean, what are we supposed to do?

00:01:48.040 Maybe we want to go to Costco and just... Oh, Kirkland.

00:01:51.040 Fuck, I'm just happy we're not doing this on a college game.

00:02:00.040 I mean, what are we supposed to fucking talk about?

00:02:08.040 All right, we'll talk about the Ukrainian bitch who got her fucking throat slit.

00:02:16.040 She was fucking hot, dude. I know.

00:02:19.040 That was crazy. That's why I felt so bad.

00:02:22.040 Like, if Charlie Kirk was good-looking, I would... No, I'm just kidding.

00:02:34.040 We're going viral for this one, I think, but...

00:02:38.040 Yeah, no, it's been a tough week of...

00:02:41.040 I don't know. Canada... Canada's not that bad, right?

00:02:50.040 What's the worst thing that happened in Canada this week?

00:02:55.040 Kid died at the day...

00:02:56.040 Oh, yeah, there was a...

00:02:58.040 Someone drove a car into a preschool.

00:03:00.040 Yeah.

00:03:01.040 I wonder what his background was.

00:03:05.040 I think it was UberX or XL.

00:03:07.040 It was UberShare.

00:03:11.040 He was trying to...

00:03:15.040 Yeah, UberPool.

00:03:16.040 UberTeen.

00:03:18.040 Fucking crazy.

00:03:19.040 So bad.

00:03:20.040 No, so part of this show tonight, we've actually...

00:03:24.040 Speaking of Uber, we've ordered UberEats.

00:03:27.040 Did we get Fanton as well?

00:03:28.040 We're hopefully ordering UberEats and Fantuan.

00:03:32.040 Do you know what Fantuan is?

00:03:33.040 It's like the Chinese Uber.

00:03:35.040 It's like if you want to eat eyeballs and liver and stuff.

00:03:39.040 Which it's kind of...

00:03:40.040 I like Fantuan because you know it's an Asian guy bringing it.

00:03:44.040 Yeah.

00:03:45.040 Where it's UberEats, you never know.

00:03:47.040 I mean, you kind of know.

00:03:48.040 It could be.

00:03:50.040 Kind of.

00:03:51.040 There's options though.

00:03:52.040 It could be like a fucking African.

00:03:56.040 Right?

00:03:57.040 I did have a black UberEats guy named Mellon the other day.

00:04:00.040 Mellon.

00:04:01.040 It would've been funny if you made them bring you watermelon.

00:04:08.040 Just Instacart.

00:04:09.040 Fuck's my melon, Mellon.

00:04:14.040 Wasn't it like Melion?

00:04:15.040 Yeah, it was like Melion, but...

00:04:18.040 Yo.

00:04:19.040 It's like when they give black people just rapper names as a first name.

00:04:23.040 Like Fantuan.

00:04:24.040 Yeah.

00:04:26.040 Mellion.

00:04:27.040 That's your rapper name?

00:04:28.040 No, it's my given name.

00:04:29.040 Mellion.

00:04:31.040 Yeah, so we ordered an UberEats and we're hopefully going to get this Indian guy up here.

00:04:36.040 And we're going to find out what he thinks about the Charlie Kirk situation.

00:04:44.040 So...

00:04:46.040 That's...

00:04:48.040 That's pretty much the plan.

00:04:51.040 I'm going to ask him where he's from.

00:04:53.040 No, Toronto's like, I'm...

00:04:54.040 Yeah, when you leave and you go live in the States and then you come back, you're like,

00:05:00.040 I kind of miss the Indians, you know?

00:05:03.040 Like there's...

00:05:05.040 Right?

00:05:06.040 Don't you feel that?

00:05:07.040 Yeah, no.

00:05:08.040 There's scary Ubers in the States.

00:05:09.040 Yeah.

00:05:10.040 No, yeah.

00:05:11.040 Fucking every Uber in the States, if they speak English at all, which a lot of them here

00:05:14.040 do, but you think they don't and then they heard everything you said.

00:05:17.040 You're just in the backseat like, this guy smells like shit. What the fuck? What is it for?

00:05:24.040 You think this is fucking Mumbai? You see how he's driving?

00:05:27.040 He's like, sir, I know what you're saying.

00:05:32.040 But we're going to bring him up here, so that's...

00:05:35.040 When that happens, we need you guys to get excited, you know what I mean?

00:05:40.040 And we'll tell you his name and shit. Do we know his name?

00:05:43.040 Do we know the name of the driver yet?

00:05:47.040 We'll find out.

00:05:50.040 You guys can place bets on this if you want. Pull out.

00:05:54.040 Sing?

00:05:56.040 You guys want to place bets? Okay, he thinks it's Muhammad.

00:06:00.040 Whoever gets it right, we're giving it a hundred bucks.

00:06:07.040 Okay.

00:06:10.040 Jaspreet?

00:06:11.040 Those are just the people who work here.

00:06:26.040 Nice. So, in addition to that, I'm going to sit over by you, but we have some guests on the show.

00:06:33.040 Oh, yeah.

00:06:34.040 And we have Charlie Kirk's corpse.

00:06:36.040 You know, that's just so funny.

00:06:40.040 Live autopsy at yaks.

00:06:42.040 Guess this is a Patreon episode.

00:06:43.040 No, it's not.

00:06:44.040 It's going to be free for the masses, because, you know, I think you should be able to still make jokes, because we're, you know, freedom of speech, I guess, right?

00:06:58.040 Supposed to be able to...

00:06:59.040 All right, we're getting canceled for the...

00:07:02.040 Freedom of speech.

00:07:05.040 No, but seriously, we have some guests on the show, so let's make some noise for one of our first guests.

00:07:12.040 He is a comic. He lives in Texas. He's a buddy of mine. He's here doing a film with Tiff. Make some noise for Jamar Neighbors, everybody.

00:07:18.040 Ah, man. What's going on, Ben?

00:07:29.040 What's up, dude?

00:07:30.040 What's going on, sir?

00:07:31.040 What's up, dog?

00:07:32.040 Have you guys met? Yeah, you met.

00:07:33.040 Uh, yeah, I'm at my side.

00:07:35.040 Yeah, man. George Floyd's my cousin.

00:07:40.040 Is that... that's not...

00:07:41.040 That is true.

00:07:42.040 For reals?

00:07:43.040 Don't we look alike?

00:07:45.040 I'm setting you up for racism.

00:07:46.040 Here, get on the ground, let me put my camera on.

00:07:51.040 Hey, let's just like him.

00:07:55.040 I'm laughing hard, man. I can't breathe now. You can chill out, man.

00:08:02.040 Gosh.

00:08:03.040 What was your big... what surprised you coming... is it not your first time in Canada, or is it... is it?

00:08:08.040 Uh, it's my second time.

00:08:10.040 First time in Toronto?

00:08:11.040 Yeah, it is.

00:08:13.040 Anything surprise you?

00:08:14.040 Hmm...

00:08:18.040 Yeah.

00:08:20.040 What was the most surprising thing?

00:08:23.040 I'm, uh...

00:08:25.040 The only...

00:08:27.040 George Floyd's cousin that's here.

00:08:31.040 That's not true. We got the security.

00:08:33.040 Weird.

00:08:34.040 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:08:38.040 That's George Floyd's uncle.

00:08:40.040 We got that guy. I think that guy's black.

00:08:42.040 Oh, that is George Floyd's uncle.

00:08:44.040 That's like... he's like... Canadian blacks is like...

00:08:47.040 Wait, which one?

00:08:48.040 Oh, this dude right here.

00:08:49.040 Morgan Freeman.

00:08:50.040 Oh.

00:08:51.040 He looks like Julius Ervin.

00:08:52.040 No, man, I mean, it's nice out here, man.

00:08:56.040 You guys' buildings are really old and shit, you know.

00:08:59.040 Like, it's good.

00:09:01.040 It's clean.

00:09:02.040 It's all right.

00:09:04.040 It's all right.

00:09:05.040 Would you notice anything else?

00:09:07.040 Um...

00:09:08.040 Oh, a lot of traffic out here.

00:09:10.040 A lot of traffic out here, man.

00:09:12.040 A lot of white people, man.

00:09:15.040 It's...

00:09:16.040 Yeah, it's...

00:09:17.040 I guess it is...

00:09:18.040 I mean, I think it's...

00:09:19.040 There's a lot of Indians, but...

00:09:22.040 It is a lot of Indians.

00:09:25.040 It...

00:09:26.040 Oh, and it's a lot of...

00:09:27.040 Oh, Asians are...

00:09:28.040 Indians, but, like, real Asians.

00:09:30.040 There's a lot of those, too.

00:09:31.040 Oh, yeah.

00:09:32.040 Oh, yeah.

00:09:33.040 Shit, man.

00:09:34.040 That's why they have Fantuan.

00:09:35.040 The Chinese Uber.

00:09:40.040 I don't think...

00:09:41.040 I think there's a...

00:09:42.040 Are there any Chinese people here?

00:09:44.040 One, two...

00:09:45.040 Fuck yeah, dude.

00:09:47.040 Three, right here.

00:09:49.040 Nice.

00:09:50.040 That guy's...

00:09:51.040 What are you, Japanese?

00:09:52.040 Yeah.

00:09:53.040 He's got the long head.

00:10:01.040 Jesus Christ.

00:10:02.040 Head built like a torpedo.

00:10:05.040 That's cool.

00:10:10.040 I like a Japanese.

00:10:11.040 I haven't...

00:10:12.040 You don't see a Japanese.

00:10:13.040 I like a Japanese?

00:10:15.040 Dude, can you...

00:10:17.040 Can you line them all up and then try to name them like what kind it is?

00:10:22.040 Not on a racist shit, just do you know?

00:10:25.040 Okay.

00:10:26.040 So there's one there, one there.

00:10:27.040 One, two, three...

00:10:30.040 There's three.

00:10:31.040 I think she's Asian.

00:10:32.040 Are you Asian?

00:10:33.040 Or is she just bright?

00:10:34.040 Like...

00:10:35.040 Is she like looking like this?

00:10:36.040 She's just squinting.

00:10:37.040 Oh.

00:10:39.040 One, two...

00:10:40.040 She's on an edible, bro.

00:10:41.040 On an edible?

00:10:43.040 I can't be Asian.

00:10:44.040 You can't be Asian?

00:10:45.040 I can't be Asian.

00:10:46.040 You can be Asian.

00:10:47.040 For like what?

00:10:48.040 45 bucks or what?

00:10:49.040 How's that?

00:10:50.040 But like...?

00:10:51.040 He's like, I charge more than that.

00:10:57.040 He's like, I charge more than that but...

00:11:01.040 But you're...

00:11:02.040 You're Canadian, right?

00:11:03.040 Yeah.

00:11:04.040 Were you born in Japan or anything?

00:11:05.040 No.

00:11:06.040 Vancouver.

00:11:07.040 It's basically...

00:11:08.040 a more Asian place than

00:11:11.940 have you seen

00:11:14.080 the videos of in Japan like they have

00:11:16.000 Indians now and shit

00:11:17.080 like they have like Indians and Muslims and the Japanese

00:11:20.220 are like oh no I do not like

00:11:21.940 no

00:11:23.580 but they're like allowed to protect

00:11:28.060 their culture here we can't we don't you know

00:11:30.060 we have you know we're racist here

00:11:32.040 really I don't see that because I see

00:11:34.140 a lot of interracial dating out here

00:11:35.860 and shit yeah that's forced by the government

00:11:38.000 fair enough

00:11:43.680 the people doing that are getting

00:11:45.120 $3,500 a month

00:11:47.220 damn

00:11:49.520 would you like to fuck an immigrant for

00:11:51.700 $3,500

00:11:52.280 I really did think that that was a bucket of

00:11:55.780 KMC I'm not going to lie to you

00:11:57.260 give me that shit

00:12:01.920 I don't want that shit

00:12:02.720 this guy what are you

00:12:04.980 Italian or Israeli

00:12:07.720 uh oh

00:12:08.280 is that good

00:12:15.640 it's really sad what you did to Charlie Kirk

00:12:17.680 man

00:12:17.940 he's your guy

00:12:23.800 yeah you do have the same head shape

00:12:25.740 as a different neck though

00:12:28.320 no sorry

00:12:28.820 the neck is crazy

00:12:30.520 did anybody else see the Charlie Kirk video and go he's got he does have a big neck you know there's a lot of

00:12:36.200 yeah I feel bad for that bullet

00:12:38.820 yeah

00:12:39.420 I was like damn

00:12:41.020 oh

00:12:44.580 fuck it was so violent

00:12:46.840 the damn

00:12:47.340 did you see

00:12:48.000 like it squirted out

00:12:49.680 it was so violent

00:12:50.660 yeah

00:12:51.480 god bless him man

00:12:52.980 fuck happy Halloween

00:12:54.000 I was like

00:12:54.920 I was like squirter huh

00:12:56.980 alright

00:12:58.180 this Israeli guy is going to put a pager in your pocket

00:13:04.600 the way he sits

00:13:12.320 like you do sit like a guy who stole the land you're on

00:13:15.300 I don't know why

00:13:15.900 I like it though

00:13:18.780 I like it

00:13:19.340 I like stolen land

00:13:21.180 it's the best land

00:13:22.000 I wish there was more land to steal

00:13:25.900 to be honest

00:13:26.660 you ever think that

00:13:28.140 you're like

00:13:28.580 you just see all the immigrants

00:13:29.620 you're like

00:13:29.940 fuck I wish we got another place to

00:13:31.960 colonize

00:13:33.760 but it's all

00:13:34.540 it's all taken

00:13:35.800 I guess that shit is over with now

00:13:38.740 would you be down to colonize

00:13:40.900 like I feel like if black and white people worked together to colonize now

00:13:43.860 it'd be kind of fun

00:13:44.620 yeah

00:13:45.360 what would you want to take over

00:13:47.180 I feel like Australia

00:13:50.520 thank you

00:13:51.720 thank you

00:13:52.520 I've been

00:13:53.160 I've been seeing the pussy in Australia

00:13:54.980 and I was like

00:13:55.660 we can pull up on them niggas for sure

00:13:57.280 oh I meant

00:13:59.080 hey we can overtake their land for real

00:14:01.480 I'm gonna have to do a lot of translating

00:14:05.240 I'm from Compton

00:14:06.140 are you actually

00:14:08.640 I am from Compton

00:14:09.660 oh I'm in Toronto

00:14:10.740 oh no

00:14:11.640 where is he

00:14:13.460 yeah

00:14:14.080 huh

00:14:16.020 whatever

00:14:16.840 nigga I'm from Compton

00:14:17.560 that's where I'm from

00:14:18.140 I didn't do it

00:14:19.340 my name is Jedmar

00:14:20.000 not Lamar

00:14:20.720 what did you think

00:14:23.260 do you think that

00:14:23.960 Drake's

00:14:24.840 part of the

00:14:26.240 like the Epstein

00:14:28.440 long

00:14:29.700 no

00:14:30.120 he was a little too young

00:14:31.460 well

00:14:31.960 maybe the other way around

00:14:33.260 he was probably

00:14:34.980 Drake got raped by Tom Hanks

00:14:37.520 you think Epstein flew Drake out

00:14:41.020 I don't know

00:14:43.600 I

00:14:43.860 Drake could really do anything

00:14:46.040 and people in Toronto would be like

00:14:47.280 I don't care

00:14:47.900 really

00:14:48.480 Drake

00:14:49.980 Drake is so light skinned

00:14:51.520 that people fly him out

00:14:52.880 you know

00:14:54.100 expensive trips

00:14:56.860 and Birkin bags

00:14:58.280 he'll fly out

00:14:59.160 should we

00:15:01.080 should we bring on

00:15:02.440 we have somebody else

00:15:04.140 that we can bring on

00:15:04.980 word up

00:15:06.140 I don't know

00:15:06.540 none of these

00:15:07.000 guys

00:15:07.280 make some noise

00:15:10.080 for Tucker Carlson

00:15:12.520 everybody

00:15:13.280 can you

00:15:18.560 oh thank you

00:15:26.320 he seems like one of the

00:15:28.820 gentle ones

00:15:29.620 good to be here in Toronto

00:15:35.420 good evening

00:15:36.440 Tucker

00:15:40.460 hello

00:15:42.020 how do you feel about

00:15:43.000 what's

00:15:43.480 what's going on

00:15:44.480 surprisingly I'm not that

00:15:46.120 political

00:15:46.600 not really

00:15:50.280 not really

00:15:50.980 I'm just glad to be here

00:15:52.100 in Toronto

00:15:52.460 are you going to start

00:15:54.900 wearing turtlenecks

00:15:55.720 because of what

00:15:56.160 happened to your boy

00:15:56.860 probably not

00:16:00.020 I mean

00:16:00.600 you need a

00:16:01.600 bower neck guard

00:16:02.820 probably not

00:16:03.520 I mean

00:16:04.080 I'm

00:16:05.000 experimenting

00:16:06.160 with new clothing

00:16:07.000 because

00:16:07.600 I do find

00:16:09.500 turtlenecks

00:16:09.960 just a little bit

00:16:10.680 gay

00:16:10.960 but in the fall

00:16:12.620 I find them

00:16:13.040 appropriate

00:16:13.500 the people over here

00:16:14.500 they want to see you

00:16:15.200 they can't see you

00:16:15.880 see you

00:16:16.240 oh hello

00:16:16.820 hello

00:16:17.200 oh sir

00:16:17.740 your head

00:16:18.240 is long

00:16:18.980 it's about

00:16:22.620 just the length

00:16:23.260 of a proper

00:16:23.840 border wall

00:16:24.600 I love it

00:16:26.540 don't disrespect that guy

00:16:27.180 he just invented

00:16:27.900 the Nintendo Switch 2

00:16:29.140 that's perfect

00:16:30.020 are you

00:16:31.620 what did you

00:16:32.760 what did you do today

00:16:35.040 I went to

00:16:36.520 Tim Horton

00:16:37.060 somebody shitting

00:16:37.780 my pumpkin spice latte

00:16:38.940 it was wonderful

00:16:39.780 it was wonderful

00:16:41.100 I really enjoyed it

00:16:43.540 what was the race

00:16:44.320 of the

00:16:44.660 what was the race

00:16:45.740 I believe he was

00:16:46.360 Sri Lankan

00:16:47.200 I

00:16:47.600 I always

00:16:48.480 I always ask

00:16:49.780 I always ask

00:16:51.740 I also went to

00:16:52.620 Church Street

00:16:53.120 because I thought

00:16:53.620 I'd find God there

00:16:54.740 I

00:16:55.960 I

00:16:56.560 I went into

00:17:01.940 a 7-Eleven

00:17:02.640 I was served

00:17:03.360 a hot dog

00:17:04.120 by a man

00:17:04.580 in a g-string

00:17:05.300 that was

00:17:05.820 that was new

00:17:07.080 he said

00:17:10.600 would you like

00:17:11.080 anything else

00:17:11.600 I said

00:17:11.940 yes

00:17:12.240 this memory

00:17:12.880 erased

00:17:13.520 I

00:17:14.520 really

00:17:15.940 what do you

00:17:20.300 we got an

00:17:20.840 Israeli guy

00:17:21.500 here

00:17:21.720 you have an

00:17:22.160 Israeli guy

00:17:22.700 well hello sir

00:17:23.520 hello

00:17:23.960 hello

00:17:25.260 I have nothing

00:17:25.980 to say

00:17:26.400 I don't

00:17:27.660 I'm sweating

00:17:28.760 right now

00:17:29.140 just being here

00:17:30.080 sorry sir

00:17:36.760 that's my

00:17:37.080 nervous laugh

00:17:37.720 it's a tick

00:17:38.360 it's a tick

00:17:40.140 it's 9-11

00:17:42.080 today

00:17:42.580 and

00:17:47.220 what do you

00:17:51.000 what do you

00:17:51.400 who do you

00:17:51.980 think did it

00:17:52.600 who do I

00:17:53.920 think did it

00:17:54.620 well

00:17:55.080 there are

00:17:55.920 many people

00:17:56.700 I believe

00:17:59.140 OJ

00:18:01.500 I guess

00:18:02.320 OJ

00:18:03.720 in the white

00:18:04.100 bronco

00:18:04.700 I've thought

00:18:08.760 about this

00:18:09.080 many times

00:18:09.720 I don't even

00:18:10.140 know

00:18:10.420 I believe

00:18:11.360 it was

00:18:11.620 Osama Bin Laden

00:18:12.300 or Osama Bin Laden's

00:18:13.440 grandson

00:18:13.800 right here

00:18:14.500 this is wonderful

00:18:15.860 you're welcome

00:18:17.040 if 9-11

00:18:18.900 happened now

00:18:19.600 everybody would

00:18:20.620 be celebrating

00:18:21.480 right

00:18:21.780 I was not

00:18:24.000 I was not

00:18:24.920 I was actually

00:18:25.600 I was getting

00:18:27.500 stoned in

00:18:28.020 California

00:18:28.520 at the time

00:18:29.700 I was doing

00:18:30.880 mushrooms

00:18:31.180 I used to be

00:18:31.580 a huge stoner

00:18:32.200 actually

00:18:32.760 actually

00:18:34.260 I'm trying to

00:18:34.980 rebrand myself

00:18:35.980 as more

00:18:39.660 as what

00:18:40.540 I'm trying to

00:18:42.560 rebrand myself

00:18:43.260 more as a

00:18:43.880 children's film

00:18:44.840 critic

00:18:45.300 I watched

00:18:52.320 Harry Potter

00:18:52.860 recently

00:18:53.440 I just

00:18:56.400 I don't love

00:18:57.300 the fact

00:18:57.840 that Harry Potter

00:18:58.820 is basically

00:18:59.340 about a bunch

00:18:59.960 of children

00:19:00.360 that are snatched

00:19:01.000 to go to an

00:19:01.460 unknown island

00:19:02.020 and learn magic

00:19:02.860 I mean

00:19:08.440 Wingardium

00:19:09.020 Liviosa

00:19:09.520 it sounds

00:19:10.020 more like

00:19:10.420 Jeffrenius

00:19:11.080 Epsteinius

00:19:11.840 if you ask

00:19:12.400 me

00:19:12.760 I

00:19:13.360 really

00:19:15.280 I don't

00:19:17.400 I don't

00:19:18.640 I don't

00:19:18.920 enjoy it

00:19:19.700 dude

00:19:20.200 Harry Potter

00:19:20.800 is

00:19:21.160 they never

00:19:22.780 yeah

00:19:23.160 have you played

00:19:24.500 the video game

00:19:25.200 they have like

00:19:25.840 no video games

00:19:27.080 are

00:19:27.480 for the children

00:19:29.160 of single mothers

00:19:29.920 and I don't

00:19:30.440 approve

00:19:30.780 the Harry Potter

00:19:35.640 video game

00:19:36.200 has like

00:19:37.680 Muslims

00:19:38.260 oh yeah

00:19:39.100 right

00:19:39.620 it's like

00:19:40.640 I know

00:19:40.860 what I'm

00:19:41.120 going to

00:19:41.300 buy

00:19:41.480 when I

00:19:41.720 get home

00:19:42.120 right

00:19:44.880 Professor

00:19:45.380 Muhammad

00:19:45.860 he doesn't

00:19:48.780 believe in

00:19:49.140 science

00:19:49.460 but he

00:19:49.700 believes

00:19:49.940 in magic

00:19:50.420 it's the

00:19:54.540 same as

00:19:54.960 Islam

00:19:55.320 no

00:19:55.620 it's just

00:19:56.040 magic

00:19:56.520 just cut

00:19:58.180 a woman's

00:19:58.620 clit off

00:19:59.000 and oh

00:19:59.240 look

00:19:59.420 she's happy

00:19:59.940 it's magic

00:20:00.540 they're still

00:20:03.200 doing that

00:20:03.720 oh yeah

00:20:05.460 are they doing

00:20:05.960 can anyone

00:20:06.660 confirm

00:20:07.280 are there any

00:20:08.640 Muslim women

00:20:09.280 here

00:20:09.680 are there any

00:20:11.120 Muslims

00:20:11.420 I see a beard

00:20:12.160 over there

00:20:12.660 I don't

00:20:12.920 know

00:20:13.140 is that a

00:20:15.000 white power

00:20:15.460 beard

00:20:15.800 yeah

00:20:17.900 were you

00:20:19.600 protesting

00:20:20.120 last night

00:20:20.860 no he

00:20:23.240 grew that

00:20:23.660 beard because

00:20:24.120 he's scared

00:20:24.560 of what

00:20:24.780 happened

00:20:25.140 to protect

00:20:25.900 it's like

00:20:27.880 chain mail

00:20:28.480 what were they

00:20:29.260 chanting yesterday

00:20:30.040 they were like

00:20:31.120 oh white

00:20:31.680 man fight

00:20:32.200 back

00:20:32.560 oh yeah

00:20:32.800 white man

00:20:33.460 fight back

00:20:34.200 yeah how do you

00:20:35.280 feel about that

00:20:35.800 Jamar

00:20:36.100 about about what

00:20:38.460 the people chanting

00:20:39.580 white man fight

00:20:40.380 back

00:20:40.800 oh

00:20:41.540 I don't know

00:20:43.040 I don't know

00:20:46.340 did we search him

00:20:49.640 before he came in

00:20:50.300 here

00:20:50.520 that breathing

00:20:53.840 seemed like he was

00:20:54.400 reaching for something

00:20:55.100 he's got his

00:20:57.500 headphones so he

00:20:58.160 can take the bus

00:20:59.160 home

00:20:59.500 it'd have been

00:20:59.980 hilarious

00:21:00.880 it's crazy that

00:21:03.640 it's your protection

00:21:04.940 for the glock

00:21:05.720 he has

00:21:06.340 no wonder

00:21:07.020 Rosa Parks

00:21:07.820 wanted to move

00:21:08.600 to the front

00:21:09.140 jesus

00:21:09.560 what

00:21:09.900 what happened

00:21:12.700 to that ukrainian

00:21:13.360 lady

00:21:13.540 I get it

00:21:14.060 you don't want

00:21:14.360 to sit in the

00:21:14.700 back

00:21:15.140 you guys came

00:21:23.080 to hear this

00:21:23.720 he said

00:21:25.840 white man

00:21:26.360 fight back

00:21:27.060 yeah

00:21:28.100 they were

00:21:28.760 chanting

00:21:29.160 I wish he

00:21:30.200 would have

00:21:30.420 said

00:21:30.680 the old

00:21:31.960 version of

00:21:32.540 that

00:21:32.720 which is

00:21:33.120 mid-eye

00:21:34.020 football

00:21:34.360 rules

00:21:35.240 remember that

00:21:36.160 okay

00:21:36.680 here hold

00:21:37.240 this

00:21:37.480 I'm gonna

00:21:37.860 go take a

00:21:38.300 shit

00:21:38.680 I didn't

00:21:42.260 know you

00:21:42.500 were Indian

00:21:43.020 thought you

00:21:46.060 were from

00:21:46.380 Compton

00:21:46.800 not

00:21:47.140 Comple

00:21:47.560 dash

00:21:47.960 he had

00:21:49.180 his first

00:21:49.560 Tim Hortons

00:21:50.080 he's gonna

00:21:50.440 shit his

00:21:50.820 man

00:21:51.080 did you

00:21:52.940 have the

00:21:53.140 curry spice

00:21:53.640 latte

00:21:53.920 or

00:21:54.260 where are

00:21:57.240 you from

00:21:57.820 you're from

00:21:58.040 California

00:21:58.440 I love

00:22:00.380 your song

00:22:00.900 oh thank

00:22:01.880 you man

00:22:02.240 straight

00:22:02.780 out of

00:22:03.120 Compton

00:22:03.660 they not

00:22:05.020 like us

00:22:05.980 oh

00:22:06.640 they not

00:22:07.380 like us

00:22:07.840 yes you

00:22:08.340 are not

00:22:08.660 like us

00:22:09.200 you are

00:22:10.520 thank god

00:22:11.560 my dick

00:22:11.900 would be so

00:22:12.300 small

00:22:12.640 they would

00:22:12.940 call me

00:22:13.340 Tucker

00:22:13.740 nope

00:22:16.360 do we have

00:22:18.280 do we know

00:22:18.860 what's going

00:22:19.480 on with the

00:22:20.140 Uber Eats

00:22:20.700 guy's name

00:22:21.320 is

00:22:21.760 is he

00:22:24.040 flying in

00:22:24.620 from Mumbai

00:22:25.260 what is it

00:22:26.200 no

00:22:27.300 we're finding

00:22:29.800 out

00:22:30.400 what's the

00:22:35.640 Uber Eats

00:22:36.100 guys

00:22:36.400 here for

00:22:37.020 we're hungry

00:22:38.540 oh yeah

00:22:39.520 that sounds

00:22:40.820 good

00:22:41.140 we're doing

00:22:41.940 a little

00:22:42.160 live

00:22:42.560 deportation

00:22:43.400 tonight

00:22:43.860 all right

00:22:52.180 not the

00:22:52.480 response I

00:22:53.000 was looking

00:22:53.240 for but

00:22:53.660 okay

00:22:54.260 all right

00:22:57.100 that's been

00:22:57.940 my time

00:22:58.340 everyone

00:22:58.640 I gotta

00:22:58.900 rather a

00:23:00.200 deportation

00:23:00.860 than an

00:23:01.160 assassin

00:23:01.560 oh we

00:23:04.220 have the

00:23:04.480 guillotine

00:23:04.740 we don't

00:23:05.720 even have

00:23:06.220 ice

00:23:06.640 no

00:23:07.360 we don't

00:23:07.780 have a

00:23:08.080 way to

00:23:08.420 deport

00:23:08.740 people

00:23:09.120 no

00:23:09.820 we have

00:23:10.660 a

00:23:10.760 we'd like

00:23:11.160 one star

00:23:11.720 rate them

00:23:12.140 that's the

00:23:12.500 way we

00:23:12.760 deport

00:23:13.120 them really

00:23:13.660 if they

00:23:14.860 get a

00:23:15.100 low

00:23:15.240 enough

00:23:15.500 rating

00:23:15.780 they're

00:23:15.960 just

00:23:16.100 not

00:23:16.280 going

00:23:16.400 to

00:23:16.440 make

00:23:16.580 money

00:23:16.820 here

00:23:16.980 they're

00:23:17.120 like

00:23:17.260 I have

00:23:17.580 to go

00:23:17.800 back

00:23:18.040 home

00:23:18.280 I guess

00:23:18.820 I don't

00:23:19.140 know

00:23:19.400 I have

00:23:21.200 to go

00:23:21.460 on a

00:23:21.780 lemonade

00:23:22.120 stand

00:23:22.580 in

00:23:22.760 Mumbai

00:23:23.020 that's

00:23:24.180 going to

00:23:24.360 be the

00:23:24.740 the

00:23:24.980 speakers

00:23:25.440 on

00:23:25.880 isn't

00:23:26.360 there's

00:23:26.680 like a

00:23:26.940 rally

00:23:27.220 on

00:23:27.460 Saturday

00:23:27.860 in

00:23:28.140 Toronto

00:23:28.440 for

00:23:28.720 like

00:23:29.060 to

00:23:29.360 something

00:23:30.020 to

00:23:30.500 bring

00:23:30.780 back

00:23:31.160 to

00:23:31.440 get

00:23:31.600 rid

00:23:31.740 of

00:23:31.840 like

00:23:32.020 throw

00:23:32.300 acid

00:23:32.680 at

00:23:32.880 a

00:23:33.020 brown

00:23:33.360 guy's

00:23:33.640 face

00:23:34.240 payback

00:23:37.460 that's

00:23:39.200 usually

00:23:39.440 their

00:23:39.660 thing

00:23:40.040 ladies

00:23:45.380 and

00:23:45.780 gentlemen

00:23:46.220 it's

00:23:47.340 dinner

00:23:47.540 time

00:23:48.040 hello

00:23:49.880 hello

00:23:51.720 come

00:24:07.380 my

00:24:07.680 child

00:24:08.100 come

00:24:08.540 we've

00:24:10.380 been

00:24:10.520 waiting

00:24:11.000 parting

00:24:18.060 the seas

00:24:18.600 like

00:24:18.860 Moses

00:24:19.480 parting

00:24:22.580 the

00:24:22.780 white

00:24:23.060 sea

00:24:23.460 just

00:24:25.400 have

00:24:25.840 him

00:24:25.960 bring

00:24:26.180 it

00:24:26.300 up

00:24:26.480 and

00:24:26.660 stand

00:24:27.020 here

00:24:27.320 yeah

00:24:27.760 get

00:24:28.700 him

00:24:28.800 up

00:24:28.980 here

00:24:29.300 get

00:24:30.860 up

00:24:31.080 it's

00:24:33.240 going

00:24:33.400 to

00:24:33.460 be

00:24:33.580 okay

00:24:34.040 he's

00:24:35.080 here

00:24:35.320 he's

00:24:38.420 here

00:24:38.640 with

00:24:38.840 his

00:24:39.040 bike

00:24:39.380 what

00:24:43.720 beautiful

00:24:48.340 bike

00:24:48.880 I

00:24:50.660 want

00:24:50.860 to

00:24:50.960 know

00:24:51.160 what

00:24:51.420 oh

00:24:52.020 we

00:24:52.180 gotta

00:24:52.340 okay

00:24:52.740 is

00:24:53.260 there

00:24:53.380 a

00:24:53.520 kick

00:24:53.680 stand

00:24:53.940 on

00:24:54.100 this

00:24:54.260 thing

00:24:54.460 yeah

00:24:54.680 where's

00:24:54.940 the

00:24:55.060 kick

00:24:55.280 stand

00:24:55.600 there's

00:24:56.020 no

00:24:56.180 kick

00:24:56.440 stand

00:24:56.640 he

00:24:56.780 works

00:24:57.000 24-7

00:24:57.800 this

00:24:58.060 guy

00:24:58.320 where are

00:24:59.420 the

00:24:59.520 oven

00:24:59.760 mitts

00:25:00.220 yeah

00:25:04.380 just put

00:25:04.760 the food

00:25:05.120 right there

00:25:05.680 I

00:25:06.080 yeah

00:25:06.680 yeah

00:25:06.960 can

00:25:07.180 you

00:25:07.420 yeah

00:25:07.740 let's

00:25:08.100 see

00:25:08.660 what

00:25:08.780 we

00:25:08.900 got

00:25:09.060 here

00:25:09.360 yeah

00:25:09.740 there's

00:25:16.460 the

00:25:16.580 fucking

00:25:16.860 forks

00:25:17.400 you

00:25:22.640 don't

00:25:22.800 look

00:25:22.980 chinese

00:25:23.500 this

00:25:26.520 is

00:25:26.660 oh

00:25:26.800 we

00:25:26.900 got a

00:25:27.160 sound

00:25:27.440 Antoine's

00:25:28.360 here

00:25:28.600 oh

00:25:29.800 shit

00:25:30.720 you

00:25:31.740 want a

00:25:32.040 bubble

00:25:32.280 tea

00:25:32.560 make

00:25:41.740 some

00:25:42.040 fucking

00:25:42.460 noise

00:25:43.080 for our

00:25:45.600 uber eats

00:25:46.300 delivery

00:25:47.700 warriors

00:25:48.520 our

00:25:48.820 warriors

00:25:49.560 you guys

00:25:51.140 are on the

00:25:51.640 streets

00:25:52.020 all day

00:25:52.680 are we

00:25:54.820 okay

00:25:55.140 we're

00:25:55.420 gonna

00:25:55.540 what's

00:25:56.000 your

00:25:56.120 name

00:25:56.340 sir

00:25:56.680 what is

00:25:58.620 it

00:25:59.020 nobody's

00:26:01.840 got

00:26:02.000 that

00:26:02.240 we're

00:26:02.780 trying to

00:26:03.160 guess

00:26:03.440 who

00:26:03.580 would

00:26:03.840 be

00:26:04.200 should

00:26:04.820 we

00:26:04.920 get

00:26:05.000 our

00:26:05.140 translator

00:26:05.640 what

00:26:07.240 language

00:26:07.580 is your

00:26:07.980 first

00:26:08.220 language

00:26:08.740 bangla

00:26:10.480 do we

00:26:11.800 have

00:26:12.000 anybody

00:26:12.300 who

00:26:12.540 speaks

00:26:12.880 that

00:26:13.900 here

00:26:15.160 does

00:26:16.940 anybody

00:26:17.220 speak

00:26:17.620 does

00:26:18.360 anybody

00:26:18.620 speak

00:26:18.920 what's

00:26:19.920 your

00:26:20.060 name

00:26:20.720 man

00:26:21.000 it's

00:26:21.460 iman

00:26:21.820 iman

00:26:22.720 and where

00:26:23.820 you

00:26:24.020 what's

00:26:24.700 your

00:26:24.880 language

00:26:25.480 same

00:26:26.120 as

00:26:27.360 him

00:26:27.640 so

00:26:28.620 this

00:26:29.140 is

00:26:29.320 this

00:26:29.680 your

00:26:29.820 dad

00:26:30.200 or

00:26:30.480 come

00:26:33.940 over

00:26:34.160 here

00:26:34.380 so

00:26:34.580 the

00:26:34.720 good

00:26:34.980 people

00:26:35.300 can

00:26:35.560 if

00:26:36.320 you

00:26:36.400 guys

00:26:36.600 want

00:26:36.800 you

00:26:36.940 can

00:26:37.080 take

00:26:37.260 a

00:26:37.380 seat

00:26:37.540 on

00:26:37.660 your

00:26:37.760 bikes

00:26:38.180 how

00:26:47.100 long

00:26:48.720 have

00:26:48.880 you

00:26:48.980 lived

00:26:49.220 in

00:26:49.380 canada

00:26:49.880 how

00:26:52.380 long

00:26:52.600 have

00:26:52.740 you

00:26:52.840 been

00:26:53.060 in

00:26:53.280 canada

00:26:54.020 20

00:26:59.480 20

00:27:00.980 years

00:27:01.440 20

00:27:03.160 days

00:27:03.920 oh

00:27:07.980 yes

00:27:08.200 okay

00:27:08.680 i can

00:27:08.980 ask

00:27:09.220 you

00:27:09.380 though

00:27:09.660 how

00:27:10.480 long

00:27:10.720 has

00:27:10.840 he

00:27:10.940 been

00:27:11.200 20

00:27:15.940 months

00:27:16.560 20

00:27:17.560 months

00:27:18.040 i like

00:27:18.480 how

00:27:18.620 you

00:27:18.760 counted

00:27:19.060 by

00:27:19.280 the

00:27:19.440 month

00:27:19.720 oh

00:27:20.060 it's

00:27:20.280 like

00:27:20.420 a

00:27:20.560 toddler

00:27:20.960 it's

00:27:21.480 like

00:27:21.580 you

00:27:21.680 called

00:27:22.040 by

00:27:22.240 the

00:27:22.400 months

00:27:22.820 bangladeshi

00:27:25.080 bangladeshi

00:27:26.060 correct

00:27:26.300 bangladeshi

00:27:27.680 bangladeshi

00:27:29.200 can i ask

00:27:30.280 him

00:27:30.400 something

00:27:30.740 what does

00:27:31.820 he think

00:27:32.140 about

00:27:32.420 gay

00:27:32.900 and

00:27:33.100 trans

00:27:33.420 people

00:27:33.780 no

00:27:39.420 we

00:27:39.640 want

00:27:39.860 to

00:27:39.960 know

00:27:40.120 we're

00:27:40.620 going

00:27:40.760 to

00:27:40.820 give

00:27:40.940 him

00:27:41.020 five

00:27:41.260 stars

00:27:41.660 just

00:27:44.200 say

00:27:45.680 very

00:27:46.040 bad

00:27:46.460 and

00:27:46.660 we'll

00:27:46.840 move

00:27:47.000 on

00:27:47.220 i feel

00:27:48.240 like

00:27:48.380 we

00:27:48.520 already

00:27:48.820 know

00:27:49.020 how

00:27:49.140 you

00:27:49.300 guys

00:27:49.520 feel

00:27:49.880 do

00:27:52.600 guys

00:27:52.860 like

00:27:53.120 it

00:27:53.240 here

00:27:53.500 do

00:27:55.220 you

00:27:55.320 like

00:27:55.520 canada

00:27:56.020 yeah

00:27:56.720 i love

00:27:57.160 canada

00:27:57.500 have

00:28:02.340 you

00:28:02.500 tried

00:28:02.920 the

00:28:03.140 weed

00:28:03.600 no

00:28:05.140 no

00:28:05.940 oh

00:28:06.860 well

00:28:07.200 fuck

00:28:07.720 you're

00:28:08.080 fucking

00:28:08.440 deported

00:28:09.060 no

00:28:09.700 you gotta

00:28:10.840 try

00:28:12.100 the

00:28:12.360 fucking

00:28:12.660 weed

00:28:13.040 dude

00:28:13.380 does

00:28:14.020 anybody

00:28:14.260 have

00:28:14.480 a

00:28:14.600 vape

00:28:14.860 pen

00:28:15.200 yo

00:28:16.460 we're

00:28:16.620 gonna

00:28:16.720 get

00:28:16.920 these

00:28:17.120 guys

00:28:17.340 high

00:28:17.560 on

00:28:17.740 drugs

00:28:18.020 and

00:28:18.200 send

00:28:18.400 them

00:28:18.520 back

00:28:18.760 out

00:28:18.940 on

00:28:19.080 the

00:28:19.200 road

00:28:19.580 if

00:28:22.340 you're

00:28:22.500 doing

00:28:22.760 uber

00:28:23.080 eats

00:28:23.420 this

00:28:24.380 is

00:28:24.560 you

00:28:24.780 ever

00:28:25.180 see

00:28:25.400 white

00:28:25.680 uber

00:28:25.960 eats

00:28:26.160 guys

00:28:26.560 you

00:28:27.900 see

00:28:28.400 how

00:28:28.580 happy

00:28:28.920 they

00:28:29.100 look

00:28:29.440 yeah

00:28:29.980 it's

00:28:33.100 not

00:28:33.300 because

00:28:33.460 they're

00:28:33.600 white

00:28:33.860 it's

00:28:34.080 because

00:28:34.240 they're

00:28:34.400 high

00:28:34.800 we

00:28:36.900 have

00:28:37.040 a

00:28:37.180 vape

00:28:37.400 pen

00:28:37.640 let's

00:28:38.100 see

00:28:38.280 what

00:28:38.420 we

00:28:38.520 can

00:28:38.640 do

00:28:38.800 here

00:28:39.140 hey

00:28:40.200 hey

00:28:41.640 you

00:28:43.220 want

00:28:43.380 to

00:28:43.480 try

00:28:43.760 it

00:28:44.020 first

00:28:45.620 time

00:28:46.060 you

00:28:48.220 don't

00:28:48.460 give

00:28:48.640 a

00:28:48.800 fuck

00:28:49.040 you

00:28:49.140 don't

00:28:49.260 even

00:28:49.420 speak

00:28:49.700 english

00:28:50.060 get

00:28:50.300 high

00:28:50.600 hey

00:28:56.020 they

00:28:56.140 don't

00:28:56.320 have

00:28:56.600 bangladesh

00:28:57.640 in

00:28:57.900 the

00:28:58.080 translate

00:28:58.660 do

00:28:59.140 you

00:28:59.520 feel

00:29:00.020 outraged

00:29:00.660 about

00:29:00.940 that

00:29:01.280 they

00:29:02.440 don't

00:29:02.640 fuck

00:29:03.080 with

00:29:03.240 what

00:29:03.440 you

00:29:03.560 doing

00:29:03.880 out

00:29:04.140 there

00:29:04.400 as

00:29:05.000 a

00:29:05.140 race

00:29:05.460 i

00:29:06.060 don't

00:29:06.240 know

00:29:06.580 but

00:29:07.020 you

00:29:07.220 can

00:29:07.440 search

00:29:07.900 bengali

00:29:08.480 bengali

00:29:09.140 language

00:29:09.620 nah

00:29:10.220 it

00:29:10.400 only

00:29:10.560 got

00:29:10.800 italian

00:29:11.340 and

00:29:11.500 russian

00:29:11.820 and

00:29:12.020 shit

00:29:12.200 do

00:29:14.740 you

00:29:14.900 guys

00:29:15.080 speak

00:29:15.360 any

00:29:15.560 of

00:29:15.700 those

00:29:16.120 if

00:29:18.180 you

00:29:18.420 speak

00:29:18.640 arabic

00:29:19.160 you

00:29:19.280 look

00:29:19.440 arabic

00:29:19.920 what

00:29:21.320 did

00:29:21.520 you

00:29:21.860 see

00:29:22.100 the

00:29:22.300 did

00:29:22.520 you

00:29:22.640 see

00:29:22.800 the

00:29:22.940 video

00:29:23.160 of

00:29:23.340 charlie

00:29:23.700 kirk

00:29:24.060 last day

00:29:26.640 in america

00:29:27.700 yeah

00:29:28.380 yeah

00:29:29.160 what did

00:29:30.740 you think

00:29:31.260 i

00:29:34.080 don't

00:29:34.740 have

00:29:35.100 to

00:29:35.280 say

00:29:35.680 anything

00:29:36.080 like

00:29:36.400 that

00:29:36.620 it's

00:29:36.880 a

00:29:37.280 it's

00:29:37.900 a

00:29:38.020 controversial

00:29:38.360 thing

00:29:39.020 so i

00:29:39.580 don't

00:29:39.780 want

00:29:39.960 to

00:29:40.180 say

00:29:40.820 anything

00:29:41.220 about

00:29:41.880 this

00:29:42.220 matter

00:29:42.640 because

00:29:43.500 it's

00:29:43.980 a

00:29:44.440 different

00:29:44.760 story

00:29:45.160 all right

00:29:45.440 he

00:29:45.600 he

00:29:45.620 thinks

00:29:45.820 it

00:29:45.920 was

00:29:46.060 good

00:29:46.360 i

00:29:46.660 i

00:29:46.880 i

00:29:47.160 i

00:29:51.880 love

00:29:52.060 how

00:29:52.240 corporate

00:29:52.660 you

00:29:52.920 are

00:29:53.100 though

00:29:53.300 you're

00:29:53.540 like

00:29:53.720 the

00:29:53.880 fucking

00:29:54.220 you're

00:29:55.380 like

00:29:55.600 i

00:29:55.800 do

00:29:56.040 uber

00:29:56.380 eats

00:29:56.640 i

00:29:56.820 don't

00:29:57.060 want

00:29:57.300 to

00:29:57.460 fuck

00:29:57.700 this

00:29:57.940 up

00:29:58.220 i

00:30:00.760 i

00:30:01.160 did

00:30:01.980 you

00:30:02.080 get

00:30:02.180 like

00:30:02.340 fired

00:30:02.640 from

00:30:02.840 skip

00:30:03.060 the

00:30:03.220 dishes

00:30:03.500 is

00:30:03.720 that

00:30:03.860 why

00:30:04.000 you're

00:30:04.180 so

00:30:04.380 scared

00:30:04.900 i

00:30:06.200 i

00:30:09.160 i

00:30:09.400 think

00:30:09.640 they're

00:30:09.840 scared

00:30:10.140 because

00:30:10.440 they

00:30:10.640 might

00:30:10.840 actually

00:30:11.140 be

00:30:11.340 two

00:30:11.560 children

00:30:12.060 yeah

00:30:17.640 i

00:30:18.100 tried

00:30:18.500 what's

00:30:21.880 what's

00:30:22.160 your

00:30:22.260 plan

00:30:22.580 what's

00:30:22.880 your

00:30:22.980 five

00:30:23.740 year

00:30:23.900 plan

00:30:24.220 in

00:30:24.380 canada

00:30:24.780 i

00:30:28.140 came

00:30:28.420 here

00:30:28.600 as

00:30:28.780 an

00:30:28.940 international

00:30:29.420 student

00:30:29.900 i

00:30:30.180 just

00:30:30.380 completed

00:30:30.700 my

00:30:30.920 study

00:30:31.340 now

00:30:32.160 i

00:30:32.300 am

00:30:32.400 in

00:30:32.520 work

00:30:32.800 so

00:30:33.300 i

00:30:33.640 want

00:30:34.040 to

00:30:34.140 be

00:30:34.280 settling

00:30:34.580 here

00:30:35.040 after

00:30:35.620 five

00:30:35.940 years

00:30:36.240 so

00:30:36.600 you're

00:30:36.800 a

00:30:36.980 settler

00:30:37.320 yeah

00:30:37.920 and

00:30:42.780 what

00:30:42.980 about

00:30:43.300 and

00:30:44.780 how

00:30:44.960 do

00:30:45.100 you

00:30:45.240 feel

00:30:45.500 about

00:30:45.860 the

00:30:46.520 fact

00:30:46.820 that

00:30:46.960 we're

00:30:47.120 on

00:30:47.340 stolen

00:30:47.840 native

00:30:48.240 land

00:30:48.720 i

00:30:51.420 love

00:30:51.640 the

00:30:51.820 country

00:30:52.200 i

00:30:52.460 love

00:30:52.640 the

00:30:52.800 world

00:30:53.100 this

00:30:55.480 guy's

00:30:55.740 like

00:30:55.880 yo

00:30:56.040 i'm

00:30:56.280 stealing

00:30:56.700 it

00:30:56.900 back

00:30:57.320 hey

00:30:59.680 listen

00:31:00.060 you gotta

00:31:00.400 learn

00:31:00.620 how to

00:31:00.880 canoe

00:31:01.220 and

00:31:01.480 shit

00:31:01.720 you gotta

00:31:02.140 fucking

00:31:02.560 somebody's

00:31:03.120 gotta

00:31:03.240 give

00:31:03.400 this

00:31:03.540 guy

00:31:03.700 mushrooms

00:31:04.100 and

00:31:04.240 take

00:31:04.420 him

00:31:04.500 to

00:31:04.600 a

00:31:04.720 fucking

00:31:04.960 hey

00:31:05.680 leave

00:31:07.080 your

00:31:07.500 info

00:31:07.820 and

00:31:08.060 maybe

00:31:08.260 somebody

00:31:08.600 watch

00:31:08.900 the

00:31:09.020 podcast

00:31:09.380 and

00:31:09.740 invite

00:31:09.980 you

00:31:10.120 to

00:31:10.260 do

00:31:10.420 something

00:31:10.700 cool

00:31:11.040 we'll

00:31:11.300 get

00:31:11.420 you

00:31:11.860 guys

00:31:12.120 on a

00:31:12.420 fucking

00:31:12.680 boat

00:31:13.000 or

00:31:13.160 something

00:31:13.460 i

00:31:14.220 gotta

00:31:14.420 hey

00:31:14.740 what are

00:31:15.040 the

00:31:15.500 hoes

00:31:15.760 in

00:31:15.920 bangladesh

00:31:16.380 like

00:31:16.880 what do

00:31:18.220 bangladesh

00:31:18.800 bitches

00:31:19.140 do

00:31:19.460 like

00:31:19.740 they

00:31:19.880 ask

00:31:23.680 him

00:31:23.920 how

00:31:24.460 are

00:31:24.960 the

00:31:25.080 women

00:31:25.280 in

00:31:25.480 bangladesh

00:31:26.100 the

00:31:27.620 women

00:31:27.960 are

00:31:29.300 their

00:31:29.480 pussies

00:31:29.860 shaved

00:31:30.300 like

00:31:30.560 your

00:31:30.700 beard

00:31:31.000 is

00:31:33.360 every

00:31:33.560 woman's

00:31:34.020 pussy

00:31:34.260 look

00:31:34.480 like

00:31:34.680 Jafar

00:31:35.100 from

00:31:35.340 Aladdin

00:31:35.740 the

00:31:38.500 cave

00:31:39.020 of

00:31:39.260 wonders

00:31:40.180 diamond

00:31:43.520 in

00:31:43.740 the

00:31:43.840 rough

00:31:44.160 she's

00:31:48.200 got a

00:31:48.540 chill

00:31:48.780 with

00:31:48.980 bicycle

00:31:49.480 helmet

00:31:49.880 on her

00:31:50.180 pussy

00:31:50.540 this

00:31:54.320 guy has

00:31:54.760 to go

00:31:55.020 he has

00:31:55.340 another

00:31:55.620 order

00:31:55.940 this

00:31:56.160 guy's

00:31:56.400 a

00:31:56.440 hard

00:31:56.640 working

00:31:56.920 guy

00:31:57.060 make

00:31:57.260 some

00:31:57.440 noise

00:31:57.680 for

00:31:57.900 our

00:31:58.120 fucking

00:31:58.440 guests

00:31:58.860 man

00:31:59.320 thank

00:32:06.360 you so

00:32:06.680 much

00:32:06.900 he's

00:32:07.700 got

00:32:07.900 a

00:32:08.040 we're

00:32:08.640 going to

00:32:09.840 report

00:32:10.180 the

00:32:10.380 food

00:32:10.680 not

00:32:10.960 delivered

00:32:11.380 and you

00:32:11.900 guys

00:32:12.080 are

00:32:12.160 going to

00:32:12.260 get

00:32:12.360 fired

00:32:12.760 no

00:32:13.420 I'm

00:32:13.600 joking

00:32:13.920 we're

00:32:14.160 going to

00:32:14.340 tip you

00:32:14.660 off

00:32:14.800 thank you

00:32:15.140 guys so

00:32:15.500 much

00:32:15.760 one more

00:32:16.140 time for

00:32:16.520 the

00:32:16.640 Indians

00:32:16.980 taking

00:32:21.700 the

00:32:21.880 phone

00:32:22.140 out

00:32:22.440 he's

00:32:23.060 still

00:32:23.180 got

00:32:23.300 to

00:32:23.360 take

00:32:23.480 a

00:32:23.580 picture

00:32:23.800 of

00:32:24.020 it

00:32:24.100 take

00:32:24.300 a

00:32:24.420 video

00:32:24.640 six

00:32:25.020 buzz

00:32:25.300 let's

00:32:26.540 get

00:32:26.700 this

00:32:26.860 on

00:32:27.020 six

00:32:27.260 buzz

00:32:27.460 no

00:32:28.540 you

00:32:28.720 want

00:32:29.040 to

00:32:29.120 take

00:32:29.240 a

00:32:29.320 picture

00:32:29.540 you

00:32:29.720 want

00:32:29.860 me

00:32:29.940 to

00:32:30.060 take

00:32:30.180 a

00:32:30.280 picture

00:32:30.560 he's

00:32:33.680 just

00:32:33.840 looking

00:32:34.140 at

00:32:34.400 the

00:32:34.540 next

00:32:34.840 order

00:32:35.280 some

00:32:38.340 guys

00:32:38.580 just

00:32:38.760 like

00:32:38.920 where

00:32:39.060 the

00:32:39.200 fuck

00:32:39.520 is

00:32:39.680 my

00:32:39.880 food

00:32:40.380 this

00:32:41.160 guy

00:32:41.300 doing

00:32:41.540 10

00:32:41.820 minutes

00:32:42.100 of

00:32:42.240 yucks

00:32:42.680 I

00:32:45.400 am

00:32:45.660 showcasing

00:32:46.520 I

00:32:51.200 can't

00:32:51.460 help

00:32:51.600 myself

00:32:51.960 what's

00:32:52.700 your

00:32:53.060 sweater

00:32:53.780 say

00:32:54.100 there

00:32:54.380 mc

00:32:55.220 cv

00:32:56.540 x

00:32:56.920 n

00:32:57.320 b

00:32:57.860 g

00:32:58.160 t

00:32:58.560 n

00:32:58.860 s

00:32:59.140 a

00:32:59.460 w

00:32:59.960 b

00:33:00.520 e

00:33:00.760 v

00:33:01.140 r

00:33:01.540 g

00:33:02.020 e

00:33:02.220 don't

00:33:03.520 do

00:33:03.620 you

00:33:03.680 know

00:33:03.780 how

00:33:03.900 to

00:33:04.000 read

00:33:04.220 you

00:33:04.400 just

00:33:04.580 spelled

00:33:04.840 out

00:33:05.040 of

00:33:05.120 words

00:33:05.380 oh my

00:33:08.060 god

00:33:08.220 what's

00:33:08.440 that

00:33:08.540 say

00:33:08.740 cyan

00:33:09.320 oh my

00:33:10.000 god

00:33:10.280 this

00:33:10.480 guy's

00:33:10.680 a

00:33:10.820 spy

00:33:11.160 can

00:33:12.760 you

00:33:13.000 before

00:33:13.560 you

00:33:13.760 go

00:33:13.900 can

00:33:14.100 you

00:33:14.220 ask

00:33:14.540 him

00:33:14.800 what

00:33:15.420 his

00:33:16.220 shirt

00:33:16.460 says

00:33:16.860 what

00:33:17.240 is

00:33:17.400 i

00:33:18.260 want

00:33:18.600 to

00:33:18.700 do

00:33:18.780 them

00:33:18.920 a

00:33:19.080 favor

00:33:19.460 i

00:33:24.280 like

00:33:24.540 he

00:33:24.720 just

00:33:24.900 like

00:33:25.120 i

00:33:25.240 don't

00:33:25.400 know

00:33:25.600 man

00:33:25.780 i

00:33:26.240 gotta

00:33:26.640 i

00:33:27.000 gotta

00:33:27.180 because

00:33:27.720 time

00:33:28.660 is

00:33:28.860 money

00:33:29.180 right

00:33:29.500 time

00:33:29.880 is

00:33:30.060 money

00:33:30.340 man

00:33:30.620 how

00:33:30.800 about

00:33:31.020 this

00:33:31.320 like

00:33:31.540 how

00:33:31.680 you

00:33:31.840 guys

00:33:32.120 accept

00:33:32.540 money

00:33:32.860 venmo

00:33:33.320 cash

00:33:33.720 at

00:33:33.960 paypal

00:33:34.440 which

00:33:35.040 one

00:33:35.360 we

00:33:36.040 gave

00:33:36.300 them

00:33:36.460 a

00:33:36.600 free

00:33:36.840 soup

00:33:37.300 oh

00:33:37.660 all right

00:33:38.100 we

00:33:38.500 gave

00:33:38.760 them

00:33:38.860 one

00:33:39.000 of

00:33:39.080 the

00:33:39.180 bubble

00:33:39.380 tees

00:33:39.780 oh

00:33:40.180 okay

00:33:40.480 i

00:33:40.780 was

00:33:40.920 going

00:33:41.080 have

00:33:42.340 him

00:33:42.600 venmo

00:33:46.220 in canada

00:33:46.860 we

00:33:47.080 have

00:33:47.280 no

00:33:48.280 you

00:33:48.460 gotta

00:33:48.620 like

00:33:48.860 go

00:33:49.040 to

00:33:49.200 a

00:33:49.360 bank

00:33:49.640 and

00:33:49.800 get

00:33:49.940 the

00:33:50.080 currency

00:33:50.400 exchange

00:33:50.860 to

00:33:51.060 rupees

00:33:51.380 and

00:33:51.680 then

00:33:51.800 you

00:33:51.900 need

00:33:52.040 to

00:33:52.160 send

00:33:52.420 that

00:33:52.820 you

00:33:53.020 gotta

00:33:53.160 go

00:33:53.300 to

00:33:53.420 a

00:33:53.560 bank

00:33:53.780 talk

00:33:54.040 to

00:33:54.180 an

00:33:54.320 indian

00:33:54.620 guy

00:33:54.860 get

00:33:55.100 the

00:33:55.280 money

00:33:55.560 then

00:33:55.840 take

00:33:56.120 it

00:33:56.260 to

00:33:56.400 another

00:33:56.700 Indian

00:33:57.060 guy

00:33:57.380 there's

00:33:58.100 like

00:33:58.260 four

00:33:58.520 Indian

00:33:58.840 guys

00:33:59.080 you

00:33:59.160 have

00:33:59.260 to

00:33:59.340 go

00:33:59.480 through

00:33:59.640 before

00:33:59.900 one

00:34:00.080 of

00:34:00.160 these

00:34:00.280 guys

00:34:00.480 get

00:34:00.620 to

00:34:00.720 hate

00:34:01.060 thank

00:34:02.540 you

00:34:02.700 guys

00:34:02.920 I

00:34:03.480 guess

00:34:03.760 we're

00:34:04.260 going

00:34:04.360 to

00:34:04.440 help

00:34:04.620 get

00:34:04.860 you

00:34:05.060 out

00:34:05.320 of

00:34:05.420 here

00:34:05.800 these

00:34:07.560 are

00:34:07.720 some

00:34:07.920 beautiful

00:34:08.300 bikes

00:34:08.820 beautiful

00:34:11.660 yeah

00:34:13.160 what kind

00:34:13.440 of

00:34:13.560 bikes

00:34:13.820 are

00:34:13.980 these

00:34:14.260 man

00:34:14.420 do

00:34:14.640 you

00:34:14.720 know

00:34:14.840 what

00:34:14.960 the

00:34:15.080 brand

00:34:15.420 of

00:34:15.560 by

00:34:15.680 this

00:34:15.940 is

00:34:16.120 like

00:34:16.500 that's

00:34:17.120 every

00:34:17.440 day

00:34:17.700 that's

00:34:18.000 like

00:34:18.160 how

00:34:18.300 you

00:34:18.440 do

00:34:18.620 uber

00:34:18.920 the

00:34:20.080 brand

00:34:20.360 of

00:34:20.460 the

00:34:20.540 bike

00:34:20.740 is

00:34:20.880 every

00:34:21.120 day

00:34:21.540 this

00:34:24.640 is

00:34:24.840 beautiful

00:34:25.280 bikes

00:34:25.700 bought

00:34:26.020 and bought

00:34:26.560 probably

00:34:27.240 I probably

00:34:27.740 paid for

00:34:28.180 these

00:34:28.360 bikes

00:34:28.660 somehow

00:34:29.020 through

00:34:30.380 my

00:34:30.580 tax

00:34:30.940 money

00:34:31.240 but

00:34:31.560 thank

00:34:32.440 you

00:34:32.760 guys

00:34:33.080 thank

00:34:33.460 you

00:34:33.640 guys

00:34:33.980 thank

00:34:34.260 you

00:34:34.400 guys

00:34:34.640 for

00:34:34.820 coming

00:34:35.180 thank

00:34:37.680 you

00:34:38.160 shout

00:34:38.920 out

00:34:39.380 all

00:34:42.240 right

00:34:42.560 got

00:34:43.380 one

00:34:43.620 more

00:34:43.840 bike

00:34:44.280 you

00:34:46.200 got

00:34:46.320 to

00:34:46.420 take

00:34:46.600 the

00:34:46.740 bike

00:34:46.920 to

00:34:47.080 high

00:34:47.260 park

00:34:47.720 go

00:34:49.120 to

00:34:49.240 high

00:34:49.400 park

00:34:49.700 you

00:34:49.840 do

00:34:49.960 some

00:34:50.140 mushrooms

00:34:50.460 oh

00:34:50.920 the

00:34:51.720 von

00:34:52.180 home

00:34:52.480 intruders

00:34:53.140 have

00:34:53.340 arrived

00:34:53.780 oh

00:34:55.100 they're

00:34:55.340 stealing

00:34:55.760 the

00:34:56.040 food

00:34:56.520 please

00:34:56.940 take

00:34:57.180 the

00:34:57.300 bubble

00:34:57.440 there's

00:34:57.680 my

00:34:57.860 bat

00:34:58.320 guys

00:34:59.560 everyone

00:35:00.000 comply

00:35:00.720 okay

00:35:01.480 everybody

00:35:02.020 put your

00:35:02.540 keys

00:35:02.940 on the

00:35:03.360 table

00:35:03.680 let them

00:35:04.100 take

00:35:04.380 your

00:35:04.540 keys

00:35:04.940 go to

00:35:08.180 somewhere

00:35:08.480 safe

00:35:09.160 i don't

00:35:13.080 think

00:35:13.280 black

00:35:13.500 people

00:35:13.720 like

00:35:13.920 bubble

00:35:14.180 tea

00:35:14.420 so

00:35:14.720 you're

00:35:14.940 not

00:35:15.080 gonna

00:35:15.260 it's

00:35:15.940 funny

00:35:16.120 because

00:35:16.360 you guys

00:35:16.660 just

00:35:16.820 started

00:35:17.080 booing

00:35:17.460 two

00:35:17.660 black

00:35:18.000 guys

00:35:18.400 i do

00:35:19.440 know

00:35:19.560 that

00:35:19.700 water

00:35:19.980 he stole

00:35:24.000 a plane

00:35:24.380 ticket

00:35:24.620 in his

00:35:24.900 back

00:35:25.120 pocket

00:35:25.480 tucker

00:35:26.000 give him

00:35:26.960 everything

00:35:27.220 you got

00:35:27.700 everything

00:35:28.900 yeah

00:35:29.640 tucker

00:35:29.980 give him

00:35:30.260 your

00:35:30.400 wig

00:35:30.700 blazer

00:35:32.900 oh

00:35:34.660 no

00:35:34.900 if they

00:35:36.140 take

00:35:36.360 the

00:35:36.480 wig

00:35:36.660 it's

00:35:36.880 charlie

00:35:37.120 kurt

00:35:37.420 beat me

00:35:45.500 up

00:35:45.660 scotty

00:35:46.060 wow

00:35:50.720 thank you

00:35:51.220 guys

00:35:51.400 we planned

00:35:52.100 on having

00:35:52.480 mics for

00:35:52.940 you but

00:35:53.340 you guys

00:35:54.380 stole them

00:35:55.020 before the

00:35:55.520 show

00:35:55.860 steal a

00:35:56.480 mic from

00:35:56.840 tucker

00:35:57.240 you stole

00:35:58.680 everything

00:35:59.060 but the

00:35:59.420 work you

00:35:59.900 had to

00:36:00.140 do

00:36:00.300 finish

00:36:04.180 your bit

00:36:04.640 go ahead

00:36:05.000 i was just

00:36:06.060 gonna say

00:36:06.420 go back

00:36:06.780 to church

00:36:07.200 street

00:36:07.440 where you

00:36:07.720 belong

00:36:08.020 that's not

00:36:08.560 what we

00:36:08.800 told

00:36:09.040 i didn't

00:36:09.640 think you

00:36:09.880 were gonna

00:36:10.120 say go

00:36:10.560 back to

00:36:11.020 there

00:36:11.400 go back

00:36:13.220 somewhere

00:36:13.540 i think

00:36:15.700 he was

00:36:15.900 talking about

00:36:16.280 his shoes

00:36:16.680 but

00:36:16.980 i think

00:36:17.960 we're

00:36:18.100 scaring

00:36:18.380 all the

00:36:18.620 white

00:36:18.800 people

00:36:19.060 no the

00:36:20.700 vibe

00:36:20.940 switched

00:36:21.440 they gotta

00:36:21.940 get used

00:36:23.020 to it

00:36:23.340 this is

00:36:24.120 training

00:36:24.520 for when

00:36:24.940 they go

00:36:25.200 home

00:36:25.540 this is

00:36:26.740 very

00:36:27.020 corporate

00:36:27.480 i don't

00:36:28.660 know

00:36:28.980 why

00:36:30.060 are all

00:36:31.020 you guys

00:36:31.440 have your

00:36:32.360 ear to the

00:36:32.900 ground

00:36:33.280 or the

00:36:34.560 beat of

00:36:34.920 the city

00:36:35.320 what's

00:36:36.000 going on

00:36:36.460 out there

00:36:36.760 what are

00:36:37.400 you talking

00:36:37.860 about

00:36:38.320 what is

00:36:39.180 the ear

00:36:39.500 to the

00:36:39.740 ground

00:36:39.980 what are

00:36:40.560 you doing

00:36:40.800 i don't

00:36:41.120 know

00:36:41.320 you

00:36:41.580 you follow

00:36:42.600 six buzz

00:36:43.240 we're trying

00:36:44.020 to find

00:36:44.340 out why

00:36:44.660 you guys

00:36:45.060 are on

00:36:45.340 every

00:36:45.540 six buzz

00:36:45.940 post

00:36:46.380 why are

00:36:49.840 you guys

00:36:50.160 robbing

00:36:50.820 it's relatable

00:36:51.600 why are

00:36:52.540 you guys

00:36:53.140 terrorized

00:36:54.000 why did

00:36:54.420 you shoot

00:36:54.820 that poor

00:36:55.500 muslim

00:36:57.140 man

00:36:57.560 charlie kirk

00:36:58.580 was muslim

00:36:59.120 i didn't

00:36:59.400 think you

00:37:00.180 guys

00:37:00.360 were mine

00:37:00.860 no

00:37:02.660 the guy

00:37:03.080 abu babu

00:37:03.960 i didn't

00:37:04.740 think you

00:37:04.980 guys

00:37:05.120 were mine

00:37:05.500 one less

00:37:05.880 muslim

00:37:06.220 the guy

00:37:06.700 that they

00:37:07.020 broke into

00:37:07.440 his house

00:37:07.780 and they

00:37:08.060 shot him

00:37:08.460 dead in

00:37:08.800 front of

00:37:09.040 his

00:37:09.180 fucking

00:37:09.440 kid

00:37:09.780 you did

00:37:10.600 that

00:37:11.220 you did

00:37:11.780 that

00:37:12.080 that's

00:37:15.320 you bro

00:37:15.980 i said

00:37:19.200 and they

00:37:19.600 beat up

00:37:19.920 jussie

00:37:20.260 smollett

00:37:20.680 one time

00:37:21.380 nigga

00:37:23.080 you were

00:37:23.440 with us

00:37:24.060 shut

00:37:24.940 up

00:37:25.600 you were

00:37:26.060 there

00:37:26.520 snitch

00:37:29.020 give it up

00:37:31.440 for compton

00:37:32.100 man

00:37:32.440 compton's

00:37:33.000 here

00:37:33.260 fuck this

00:37:33.940 nigga

00:37:34.200 man

00:37:34.920 drink

00:37:37.960 no they

00:37:38.340 like us

00:37:38.900 so what

00:37:39.180 do you

00:37:39.320 guys do

00:37:39.820 with all

00:37:40.160 the stuff

00:37:40.540 you robbed

00:37:41.000 do you

00:37:41.320 sell it

00:37:41.820 and buy

00:37:42.740 jordans

00:37:43.240 or

00:37:43.460 we wear

00:37:43.980 it at

00:37:44.200 comedy shows

00:37:44.840 look at

00:37:45.100 this bracelet

00:37:45.560 nigga

00:37:45.800 it's hot

00:37:46.240 you guys

00:37:48.220 work part

00:37:48.720 time

00:37:48.980 at

00:37:49.160 footlocker

00:37:49.960 somebody yelled

00:37:53.820 out we

00:37:54.100 buy ski

00:37:54.620 mats

00:37:54.780 did you

00:37:54.960 get that

00:37:55.220 hat at

00:37:55.580 lids

00:37:55.980 are the

00:37:56.320 home

00:37:56.520 invaders

00:37:56.940 like

00:37:58.440 so

00:37:58.940 the

00:38:01.980 the

00:38:02.440 muslim

00:38:02.940 guy that

00:38:03.360 was shot

00:38:03.920 i felt

00:38:04.360 bad for

00:38:04.800 him

00:38:05.020 and that

00:38:05.840 was

00:38:06.080 i felt

00:38:06.460 bad

00:38:06.720 worse

00:38:07.060 for him

00:38:07.400 than

00:38:07.620 you know

00:38:09.140 the other

00:38:09.900 50,000

00:38:10.820 this is so

00:38:11.980 cool

00:38:12.280 where's the

00:38:14.220 israeli

00:38:14.640 guy

00:38:14.820 the vibe

00:38:15.260 definitely

00:38:15.580 changed

00:38:15.960 when the

00:38:16.200 two

00:38:16.320 black

00:38:16.540 guys

00:38:16.740 got

00:38:16.900 on

00:38:17.080 stage

00:38:17.320 well

00:38:18.460 you

00:38:18.700 you said

00:38:19.640 we need

00:38:19.920 a word

00:38:20.220 can we

00:38:20.540 just

00:38:20.700 take

00:38:20.900 him

00:38:21.020 off

00:38:21.340 no

00:38:22.180 all right

00:38:23.740 fair enough

00:38:24.220 you can

00:38:24.800 take him

00:38:25.120 no you

00:38:25.440 take him

00:38:25.700 off

00:38:25.940 thank you

00:38:27.120 how long

00:38:27.380 you guys

00:38:27.700 been a duo

00:38:28.300 pardon

00:38:29.460 how long

00:38:29.900 you guys

00:38:30.140 been a duo

00:38:30.660 how long

00:38:31.580 we've been

00:38:31.760 doing this

00:38:32.060 10 years

00:38:32.460 now we've

00:38:32.740 been robbing

00:38:33.140 the whites

00:38:33.860 he took

00:38:35.100 his mask

00:38:35.460 off

00:38:35.580 he's so

00:38:35.820 comfortable

00:38:36.240 nigga

00:38:36.940 five minutes

00:38:37.520 i'm a nigga

00:38:38.060 that went

00:38:38.320 through an emo

00:38:38.740 phase

00:38:39.260 i don't rob

00:38:40.840 anybody

00:38:41.400 it's this

00:38:42.480 nigga

00:38:42.740 there you

00:38:43.260 go

00:38:43.520 i thought

00:38:45.880 we were a

00:38:46.220 team

00:38:46.480 they're gonna

00:38:46.780 throw me

00:38:47.100 under the

00:38:47.380 bus

00:38:47.700 this is like

00:38:48.140 the black

00:38:48.600 remake of

00:38:49.200 home alone

00:38:49.780 shit

00:38:53.340 you motherfucker

00:38:53.820 kevin didn't

00:38:54.420 even have a

00:38:54.920 dad

00:38:55.320 man

00:38:55.660 break in

00:38:57.420 that

00:38:57.600 motherfucker's

00:38:58.120 house

00:38:58.400 man

00:38:58.660 shit

00:38:59.000 i'm from

00:39:01.820 whitby

00:39:02.140 i'm from

00:39:02.460 like a

00:39:02.740 literally

00:39:03.020 gated

00:39:03.580 fucking

00:39:03.940 community

00:39:04.480 and i'm

00:39:06.200 from richmond

00:39:06.660 hill

00:39:06.860 so this

00:39:07.200 is kind

00:39:07.580 of

00:39:07.820 yeah

00:39:08.520 yeah

00:39:08.820 look

00:39:09.200 these are

00:39:10.760 the safest

00:39:11.240 black guys

00:39:11.960 we could

00:39:12.260 find

00:39:12.740 surprise

00:39:15.600 edition

00:39:16.040 those are

00:39:17.120 the areas

00:39:17.600 where all

00:39:17.980 the break-ins

00:39:18.560 are happening

00:39:19.260 could you

00:39:22.060 let us

00:39:22.400 be

00:39:22.560 fucking

00:39:22.820 normal

00:39:23.180 i need you

00:39:26.320 to be the

00:39:26.620 home invader

00:39:27.100 i was like

00:39:27.500 they're not

00:39:27.820 gonna believe

00:39:28.240 it's me

00:39:28.800 but i just

00:39:29.600 put the mask

00:39:30.040 on they'll

00:39:30.420 never know

00:39:30.740 i was like

00:39:31.000 all right

00:39:31.360 dude i

00:39:31.860 believe it

00:39:32.260 without the

00:39:32.700 mask

00:39:33.040 this is

00:39:33.720 insane

00:39:34.280 once the mask

00:39:37.300 came up

00:39:37.760 i was like

00:39:38.220 i know

00:39:38.500 who to

00:39:38.760 call

00:39:39.060 anonymous

00:39:40.700 to psc

00:39:41.340 yuck

00:39:41.600 yucks

00:39:41.920 it's

00:39:42.320 yeah

00:39:43.260 they signal

00:39:44.000 me when

00:39:44.320 i'm walking

00:39:44.700 through white

00:39:45.040 neighborhoods

00:39:45.360 and they

00:39:45.720 signal you

00:39:46.120 when you're

00:39:46.340 walking

00:39:46.480 through

00:39:46.620 playgrounds

00:39:47.760 it's a good

00:39:51.480 joke

00:39:51.780 what is that

00:39:52.120 1996

00:39:52.800 about the same

00:39:54.340 year you were

00:39:54.680 banned from

00:39:55.020 the park

00:39:55.360 right

00:39:55.640 you know

00:39:57.240 it by

00:39:57.480 heart

00:39:57.840 have you

00:39:59.780 been to

00:40:00.140 have you

00:40:01.180 seen how

00:40:01.500 many

00:40:01.700 the muslims

00:40:02.940 love going

00:40:03.300 to the

00:40:03.520 playgrounds

00:40:04.060 at night

00:40:04.440 have you

00:40:04.860 seen this

00:40:05.420 it's a good

00:40:07.520 time you guys

00:40:08.020 should try it

00:40:08.660 they take all

00:40:09.480 their kids at

00:40:10.040 night to the

00:40:10.560 playground

00:40:10.900 imagine it's

00:40:11.820 safer

00:40:12.120 yeah

00:40:12.760 at night

00:40:13.420 yeah

00:40:14.140 with the muslims

00:40:15.820 is it anytime

00:40:16.380 i don't know

00:40:16.720 it's safer i guess

00:40:17.680 they're just like

00:40:18.160 there's no white

00:40:18.680 people around so

00:40:19.420 we can

00:40:19.820 it's because of

00:40:20.460 ramadan that's

00:40:21.100 the only time that

00:40:21.680 you can play

00:40:22.560 fair let it all

00:40:25.160 hang out

00:40:25.880 are you guys

00:40:28.900 religious

00:40:29.400 are you muslim

00:40:30.760 no i'm not

00:40:31.640 muslim

00:40:31.920 this guy believes

00:40:32.540 in balenciaga

00:40:33.120 i am

00:40:33.560 shout out to all

00:40:34.560 my muslim

00:40:35.000 niggas

00:40:35.300 there's none

00:40:35.600 of you here

00:40:36.000 but in the

00:40:37.380 back

00:40:37.680 get the fuck

00:40:38.600 out of here

00:40:38.960 you sham

00:40:39.500 what are you

00:40:39.940 here

00:40:40.220 you fucking

00:40:41.740 weasel

00:40:42.160 leave it's

00:40:42.520 the wrong

00:40:42.840 part of town

00:40:43.660 i don't know

00:40:44.040 do you have

00:40:44.420 porcelain

00:40:45.160 veneers

00:40:45.700 yeah

00:40:48.380 why did you get

00:40:54.020 veneers

00:40:54.440 you piece of

00:40:55.420 shit

00:40:55.780 you got pearly

00:40:57.360 you got pearly

00:40:57.380 yellows

00:40:57.900 you bitch

00:40:58.400 fuck you

00:40:59.340 fuck you

00:40:59.540 i feel like you

00:41:00.500 got rims for

00:41:01.400 your face

00:41:01.940 you know

00:41:02.340 like just in

00:41:06.140 the mirror

00:41:06.560 like you look

00:41:07.640 like marty

00:41:08.220 from madagascar

00:41:09.340 ladies and

00:41:12.280 gentlemen

00:41:12.580 chris rock

00:41:13.340 why did you push

00:41:15.740 me in the front

00:41:16.180 who orders bubble

00:41:16.860 tea for real

00:41:17.400 oh can i have a

00:41:18.540 bubble tea

00:41:19.000 yeah which one do

00:41:19.980 you want

00:41:20.240 i don't know

00:41:20.840 give me the gayest

00:41:21.500 one

00:41:21.800 they're all pretty

00:41:23.500 gay

00:41:23.800 nah there's definitely

00:41:25.240 one here

00:41:25.780 this is the least

00:41:26.360 you never had a

00:41:27.040 bubble tea

00:41:27.340 that's some

00:41:27.940 american shit

00:41:28.620 yeah they're

00:41:28.980 really good

00:41:29.320 asian drink

00:41:30.180 you don't

00:41:30.940 just go easy

00:41:31.860 on the balls

00:41:32.360 you don't fuck

00:41:34.020 with it

00:41:34.240 try it

00:41:34.900 try it

00:41:35.940 where am i

00:41:36.160 gonna sit

00:41:36.500 it's crazy

00:41:36.960 this nigga's gay

00:41:38.360 that's the best

00:41:39.260 one

00:41:39.560 that one's milk

00:41:40.120 tea

00:41:40.340 yeah

00:41:40.740 pearl milk

00:41:41.280 tea

00:41:41.520 this is like

00:41:42.820 fucking

00:41:43.220 that's not milk

00:41:44.120 so that would

00:41:44.560 probably be

00:41:44.940 this is what

00:41:45.580 we're getting

00:41:45.860 paid in tonight

00:41:46.580 by the way

00:41:47.060 is this

00:41:47.520 what are you

00:41:48.120 lactose intolerance

00:41:48.620 this is like

00:41:48.980 frog babies

00:41:49.720 or something

00:41:50.160 no no don't

00:41:51.220 do that

00:41:51.640 you gotta stab

00:41:52.720 it

00:41:52.860 yeah you know

00:41:53.920 how to do it

00:41:54.340 i forget to do it

00:41:55.200 no you almost

00:41:55.720 over treat it

00:41:56.320 like it's that

00:41:56.800 ukrainian lady

00:41:57.620 you attacked

00:41:58.220 he's gotta like

00:42:02.400 poke the straw

00:42:02.960 in it

00:42:03.600 yeah

00:42:05.280 what's that

00:42:06.060 what's that

00:42:06.440 what's the balls

00:42:07.100 of the bubble

00:42:07.500 tapioca

00:42:08.700 it's uh

00:42:10.040 chinese eggs

00:42:10.940 yeah

00:42:12.320 it's what they do

00:42:13.280 with the daughters

00:42:13.860 when they find out

00:42:14.520 the embryo's a dog

00:42:15.480 is they put it

00:42:16.760 in the bubble tea

00:42:17.420 that's a good one

00:42:20.440 tastes like

00:42:22.100 that guy's bike

00:42:22.860 what is that

00:42:24.180 mango

00:42:24.500 tastes like

00:42:25.800 that guy's beard

00:42:26.460 here

00:42:30.440 sorry tucker

00:42:32.140 it's been our

00:42:33.620 tough day

00:42:34.060 for tucker

00:42:34.540 carlson

00:42:35.080 yeah tucker's

00:42:35.860 had a bad week

00:42:36.580 he lost

00:42:38.120 he lost a friend

00:42:38.760 yesterday

00:42:39.140 he's had a bad

00:42:40.460 life

00:42:40.900 oh

00:42:42.100 jeezus

00:42:43.800 you guys okay

00:42:49.040 with oh

00:42:49.420 the black guys

00:42:50.880 are trying to

00:42:51.320 fuck the front row

00:42:52.240 this guy's really

00:42:53.000 doing this uh

00:42:54.040 stealing from the audience

00:42:55.280 bit

00:42:55.680 is that where you got that from

00:42:59.560 the white lady gave me a fucking beer

00:43:01.440 i can take it

00:43:02.200 he's stealing the mic

00:43:03.200 here

00:43:04.840 brian steel

00:43:07.940 we're over here working

00:43:08.920 he's flirting with the white women in the crowd

00:43:10.380 can't trust these niggas

00:43:12.000 what you're doing after this

00:43:14.700 your skin's as white as my teeth baby

00:43:17.040 let me get some of that

00:43:21.140 what did your old teeth look like

00:43:22.980 you ever been with a black man

00:43:24.780 this israeli guy's gonna commit an airstrike on you right now

00:43:28.060 a few times

00:43:29.840 stop talking to this woman man

00:43:31.520 she's alone

00:43:33.060 no she's talking to

00:43:35.140 but there's three white guys behind her

00:43:36.800 it's like if you don't cut it out nigga

00:43:37.960 listen sweetie

00:43:38.920 as long as you don't run into him on a bus

00:43:40.740 these guys can't see anything

00:43:44.180 look at that one half asian guy

00:43:45.880 how sad his face looks

00:43:46.940 i thought he couldn't see anything because it was nice

00:43:51.540 sorry it's the bubble tea talking i don't know

00:43:54.980 are you guys enjoying the show

00:43:58.340 not you the japanese i know japanese

00:44:01.500 wait she's coming

00:44:03.600 i thought you were her

00:44:06.180 you should be dating olivia chow what's going on

00:44:08.480 you're gonna let your family down and you're gonna make a white

00:44:10.380 why do you have like a double-breasted jacket

00:44:12.100 you're like the one japanese guy really trying to be white

00:44:15.480 does your family know you're dating a white

00:44:17.860 yeah is that is that your wife or your girlfriend

00:44:21.680 you look like you look like you have a hired a nigga in months

00:44:24.920 do you hire niggas

00:44:26.980 no

00:44:28.660 told you

00:44:30.420 no there's asian people behind you i think

00:44:41.700 thank you

00:44:45.020 one

00:44:45.320 it's a great haircut

00:44:46.720 what

00:44:49.580 what kind of

00:44:52.260 what kind of asian guess i guess

00:44:53.900 they're chinese

00:44:54.700 lesbians

00:44:55.280 the one in back

00:44:55.880 you said lesbian

00:44:57.640 lesbianese

00:44:58.540 i think that's a pansexual

00:45:02.200 lesbianese is crazy

00:45:05.780 are you uh

00:45:14.580 you look like

00:45:15.700 like you're an artist

00:45:16.760 are you

00:45:17.120 like you're like kind of a

00:45:18.580 are you the person that renamed sankofa

00:45:21.160 i'll speak for all black people and feel like we didn't want that

00:45:27.300 yeah i'll speak for uh everyone else we also didn't yeah that did nothing for my people i'll be honest at all

00:45:36.180 she looks like yoko oh no

00:45:37.920 that was funny

00:45:42.840 like that this side is like

00:45:44.380 yeah this side is like

00:45:45.360 bring the uber guys back

00:45:46.840 this guy is like i thought

00:45:47.900 i didn't know there was gonna be this many black people on the show

00:45:50.680 yeah

00:45:51.260 when you asked the uber guys to leave they were upset they were like we thought we were gonna behead them

00:45:55.080 you gotta have

00:45:57.140 thank you ladies

00:45:59.240 this is the best what else would you have done tonight

00:46:03.320 detachable shower head and uh

00:46:06.920 watching your tiktoks

00:46:11.480 watching jordan peterson tiktok

00:46:13.880 watching charlie kirk and going tragedy

00:46:16.500 why the fuck is this

00:46:19.140 these liberals need to be shot

00:46:20.860 i mean did anybody here make a video after that happened

00:46:24.280 did anybody make a video after charlie kirk

00:46:27.900 you did

00:46:28.340 like you just like went not you just like crashed out

00:46:33.800 standing in front

00:46:34.460 i want to see your video can we can we fucking

00:46:37.580 can somebody just come on stage and just let loose for five minutes

00:46:42.520 just say what

00:46:45.080 just if if you pull up pull it up on your phone

00:46:49.460 or i guess you could dm dm it to me right now

00:46:52.020 what's your ig

00:46:53.300 what was the dm say it again say it again

00:46:58.760 john claude van what

00:47:00.260 that's what it sounded like

00:47:02.360 what's your instagram burn immigrants alive too

00:47:04.960 yeah my instagram is uh kill all of them except the whites

00:47:10.440 ice lover 69

00:47:13.900 what's your instagram did you send it

00:47:16.560 he keeps just speeding through it

00:47:20.180 johnny l

00:47:21.680 you speak worse english than the uber guys brother

00:47:25.900 yeah what the funny subtext john mandeli okay send me the send the video

00:47:30.240 well he's not following you back

00:47:34.260 oh i'm not i have to follow him

00:47:36.020 yeah that's great

00:47:36.800 okay i'll follow you for the joke

00:47:38.540 no you're gonna block him after

00:47:40.780 yeah

00:47:41.360 i mean his profile picture is him petting a puppy by the way

00:47:44.740 the guy it's like every guy that sent me a death threat

00:47:48.340 i got a death threat the other day

00:47:52.820 yeah what'd you get

00:47:53.840 some indian guy being like i hope you'll die like a dog

00:47:57.840 yeah and then he brought us bubble tea

00:48:00.620 seems like we mended that

00:48:02.840 yeah there you go

00:48:03.700 all right where's the fucking video john

00:48:06.480 it's down

00:48:08.540 i thought it was on your page

00:48:10.400 you made it but you didn't post it

00:48:13.660 oh my god

00:48:17.100 you're not

00:48:17.540 oh this man

00:48:21.220 i just unrequested

00:48:24.180 it's crazy

00:48:27.020 i want to see somebody just

00:48:29.880 i got on a physical hard drive 31 kilometers from here

00:48:32.620 let me

00:48:32.920 send the fucking tiktok you shut up doggy

00:48:36.560 oh my video got stolen in vaughn

00:48:39.320 yo my video was me beating a black guy to death

00:48:41.780 they took it down

00:48:42.540 anything to say about that

00:48:47.260 no

00:48:47.480 no

00:48:47.980 um

00:48:48.980 all right

00:48:49.980 should we bring out the uh

00:48:52.240 yeah

00:48:52.560 we're gonna have to

00:48:53.800 what

00:48:54.160 the mayor

00:48:55.120 they're doing all the work that you don't want to do

00:48:59.120 i do it soon yeah

00:48:59.920 all right

00:49:00.720 yeah go to the washroom

00:49:03.060 hold it down

00:49:03.920 ben's gotta go take a shit after looking at that indian guy

00:49:07.620 really moved some things along

00:49:10.780 so when's everybody's birthday

00:49:14.900 what's that drunk white bitch saying

00:49:26.820 what did you say

00:49:31.600 i feel like you need islam more than anyone else

00:49:34.020 like if i had a rock to throw at you right now i'd be so happy

00:49:40.520 you have no idea

00:49:41.340 you're not like shit

00:49:42.660 i'm not throwing shit

00:49:44.140 i'm not throwing shit

00:49:44.160 okay

00:49:46.060 this is the girl that's gonna get dushan arrested by the way

00:49:53.580 come on

00:49:53.940 come on

00:49:54.720 yeah

00:49:55.280 this is my new lady

00:49:58.900 ladies and gentlemen

00:49:59.980 one of the wives

00:50:01.380 she gave me a beer

00:50:02.620 nigga

00:50:03.020 he went to take a shit

00:50:07.120 there you go

00:50:07.800 where's ben

00:50:08.360 okay now we're gonna do a

00:50:09.640 first thing she says is where's ben

00:50:11.740 bitch have you not been paying attention

00:50:12.980 you just went

00:50:13.660 i had a bucket of bees

00:50:16.320 which i don't even want to your friend

00:50:18.900 look we're gonna do a reverse auction here

00:50:21.080 we're gonna auction off the white woman to the black guys

00:50:23.540 oh i wanna know

00:50:25.220 i came here for that

00:50:27.460 starting at a two-piece combo and a biscuit from popeyes

00:50:31.700 going once

00:50:32.600 that was auctioning shit

00:50:35.540 how about a miss child support payment

00:50:38.480 all i want to hear is olivia chow impersonations

00:50:41.740 and like more shit about tranny tam

00:50:43.840 well you know what

00:50:44.820 you're in my

00:50:46.000 ladies and gentlemen

00:50:47.000 the mayor of pirata

00:50:48.920 olivia chow

00:50:51.880 make some voice for the mom joe fest

00:51:08.900 i have to buy this costume

00:51:25.720 oh i want to hear

00:51:29.960 bro if you're gonna drive on the street you need to

00:51:35.740 you need to stroll down

00:51:38.740 that's why we have the video camera

00:51:44.840 to take a little

00:51:47.120 go to help

00:51:49.080 no it's good

00:51:54.640 oh

00:51:55.720 does anybody

00:51:56.980 so we're gonna do

00:51:57.800 you know what

00:51:58.300 we're gonna give the voice to the people

00:51:59.820 we're gonna do a town hall

00:52:00.940 does anyone have any questions

00:52:02.640 for the mayor of toronto

00:52:04.380 we're gonna start

00:52:05.140 right here

00:52:06.520 what do you have to say sir

00:52:07.580 can i show you my birthday cake

00:52:09.100 i made a birthday cake

00:52:09.820 oh you need to sit down

00:52:10.660 no man

00:52:10.940 what the fuck

00:52:11.480 you need to sit down

00:52:12.960 but this guy is retarded

00:52:14.800 what the fuck

00:52:17.040 he thought he was

00:52:18.700 can i show you the gay birthday cake i made

00:52:22.160 can you explain how you're gonna

00:52:26.680 let's hear out his question

00:52:30.760 let's hear out his question

00:52:31.440 what do you have to say

00:52:31.920 can you explain how you're going to fund the gay pride parade

00:52:35.920 oh very simple

00:52:37.800 i'm gonna take a tax from all the people

00:52:40.720 pay more tax maybe in fall

00:52:44.720 there's a home invasion

00:52:46.000 maybe you pay more tax for that

00:52:47.600 you want the police to come to your house

00:52:52.860 and protect you from a home invasion

00:52:55.020 that's more tax for me

00:52:56.660 and we take that tax

00:52:58.820 and then we

00:52:59.540 we spend 350 thousand

00:53:03.200 and we

00:53:06.860 we give it to a pride prayer

00:53:10.420 because they

00:53:11.520 nobody want to support a pride prayer

00:53:14.400 oh the brand deal fell through

00:53:18.280 no more burger king

00:53:19.680 no more

00:53:20.580 stop

00:53:21.200 i'm sorry

00:53:22.260 can one of the chinese guys translate for the mayor

00:53:24.680 i

00:53:25.160 just trying to find out what's going on

00:53:28.460 oh thank you for voting for me on mass

00:53:31.920 do we have any other questions

00:53:35.300 you got a question

00:53:36.000 what do you want to say man

00:53:36.880 why did jack layton have to get a handjob from another chinese chick

00:53:43.800 oh don't remind me of a dark moment in my life

00:53:49.020 oh jack used to wreck when i

00:53:53.500 jack him off but jack and jill went down the hill

00:53:58.180 next thing you know he in the basement on a dunda

00:54:01.880 that's why i want to change the name of a dunda

00:54:06.940 because a jack rater used to go there all the time

00:54:12.260 and it made me very sad

00:54:15.340 nobody everyone see or if you i go and i'm so happy

00:54:21.140 oh i go a dancer dancer

00:54:25.340 but nobody see when i go home

00:54:28.100 i'm so sorry i have to

00:54:32.480 miss mayor we have another question over here

00:54:34.640 what do you have to say

00:54:35.420 olivia chow

00:54:37.800 if the meritori scandal happened to you

00:54:41.580 how would you have explained that scandal

00:54:45.060 what was the sexual positions that you had to deal with

00:54:49.320 oh

00:54:50.160 and how would you explain it to the city of toronto

00:54:54.720 you're the woman who we need a speed camera for

00:54:58.180 she go too fast in a jeep cherokee

00:55:03.820 i like the jeep cherokee because it's a native car

00:55:09.760 first of all if i will cheat on my husband

00:55:15.840 which i don't i don't have because i murdered him

00:55:19.380 but if i were to suck the penis over

00:55:28.340 i think i would write to maybe cheat with a black man

00:55:32.960 would any of you guys get jacked off by the mayor

00:55:38.140 oh i do more than jack you over

00:55:42.720 jump on you and do an african ancestral ranting

00:55:48.000 do we have any more questions

00:55:58.560 yeah

00:55:59.960 i think i'm going to stay home

00:56:05.780 i think i'll stay home

00:56:08.680 i don't i'm scared of all the white people

00:56:11.220 i'm scared of why who is this

00:56:14.380 oh this is one of their baby moms actually

00:56:17.660 oh you want me to auction you off

00:56:25.000 i take you to markham

00:56:26.220 i put you in a window in pacific mall

00:56:31.300 what were you doing at caravana

00:56:35.780 i like to shake my tail

00:56:39.040 we need to start the crime

00:56:46.760 we start the crime but first i want to hear the rhyme

00:56:53.040 shake that ass

00:56:55.600 you got a question bro

00:56:57.380 my favorite drink

00:56:58.740 why didn't you attend the walk for israel

00:57:02.680 i was eating

00:57:05.920 i ate too much barbecue pork rib the night before

00:57:17.100 i thought it might be our friend

00:57:19.900 showed up smell like a pork

00:57:22.480 yeah we got one question in the back

00:57:25.300 did it make you hungry for sweet and sour soup

00:57:39.380 he looked like his blood was broiling

00:57:48.500 it's the broth

00:57:51.760 all right we got a question in the back

00:57:56.540 because the jack rating used to get the jerk off of the dundas ring

00:58:05.820 so now is this

00:58:08.700 another question from the asian man sir

00:58:15.440 snow tax i didn't even think of that

00:58:22.680 only another chinese man could think of something

00:58:27.160 so ingenious

00:58:31.400 every snow freak to fall on your property is another 15 cent

00:58:39.460 you add it up that's a rather snow freak

00:58:44.420 what did this a horse say

00:58:48.200 she wants to know what jack bait layton's balls tasted like

00:58:55.320 it's like chicken balls no

00:58:57.700 where's the dundas ring

00:58:58.680 he's got to go break it

00:59:03.880 it looks just like a jack layton bar sag

00:59:06.740 before i was removed for the cancer

00:59:10.760 we got another question here

00:59:14.600 no but i am planning to release

00:59:25.660 my own christmas album

00:59:30.040 got another question here

00:59:40.600 wait i want to sing a song

00:59:42.280 thank you

00:59:51.240 You ride in the wild ho-ho-ho

00:59:56.680 Jean-Louis, Jean-Louis, Jean-Louis, Jean-Louis, Jean-Louis

01:00:01.440 Who will turn it into the night

01:00:03.840 Give all your money to the homeless people

01:00:15.040 Dashing from the snow, which we're gonna attack

01:00:18.340 Yes, we got another question here

01:00:21.440 Are the streets of Toronto getting a new bike lane, too?

01:00:27.440 Oh, you want more bikering?

01:00:33.840 I thought you would never ask

01:00:35.940 Nothing better than passing an Uber Eater in a bike lane

01:00:51.040 We're gonna make a bike lane, no white people around

01:00:57.040 Got another question in the back?

01:00:59.040 Are you gonna run for re-election?

01:01:04.140 There will never be another erection

01:01:10.140 I will be a primary, Doug

01:01:12.140 All right, we had another question here

01:01:21.240 That's a lot of bread people over here

01:01:23.240 What do you got, bro?

01:01:25.240 Olivia, are there any plans to legalize rub and tubs in Toronto

01:01:28.240 Oh, they're not regal?

01:01:34.340 The whole time I follow this regal

01:01:36.340 You go in there and say

01:01:39.340 What you want, 30 minutes, 30 minutes

01:01:41.340 Yeah, we got another question

01:01:42.340 Mayor Chow, when will the fucking Gardner be done?

01:01:45.340 We're gonna make a Gardner Espresso into a bike lane

01:01:51.340 A bike lane

01:01:53.940 The biggest bike lane you'll ever see

01:01:57.440 There's going to be 15 rings of bicycle

01:02:02.040 One dedicated Uber Eater

01:02:07.940 And all the gay and transgender people

01:02:14.440 Will jump from the Gardner

01:02:17.940 Back

01:02:21.340 Theresa Tam get a lot more cry

01:02:25.440 And then I get

01:02:28.440 I, I, I, I recognize you

01:02:32.440 You're like when I flip you over

01:02:34.440 Go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

01:02:37.940 Does anyone have any questions for Tucker?

01:02:41.440 All right, back to Chow

01:02:42.440 No, it's

01:02:44.340 Only, only two more questions

01:02:46.440 I have to go

01:02:47.440 There's a

01:02:48.440 Do we have to do a Samarian festival

01:02:53.840 There's a bunch of Samarian people

01:02:56.840 And they want me to go

01:02:59.540 That's scary

01:03:01.040 There's a brat guy

01:03:06.240 Why did Justin Trudeau divorce his wife?

01:03:08.040 What?

01:03:08.540 He went to her dundas

01:03:10.140 Too many times

01:03:12.440 No, I just

01:03:13.240 Trudeau is different

01:03:14.640 He divorced

01:03:15.440 With the wife

01:03:16.440 They don't like

01:03:17.440 That he was

01:03:19.140 So gay

01:03:22.140 So she said

01:03:23.040 Don't write

01:03:25.640 One more

01:03:26.140 One more

01:03:26.440 One more question

01:03:27.140 Is it going to be the birthday cake?

01:03:29.740 I want to show it to you

01:03:30.540 Well, show it to me after, brother

01:03:32.540 Show it to

01:03:33.440 Boo!

01:03:38.540 You dirty little rat

01:03:39.540 Fuck off

01:03:40.540 Rat me have my bubble or tea food

01:03:42.540 Oh, that is

01:03:43.540 Gay

01:03:44.540 What are your thoughts on Ben Vankis?

01:03:49.940 The guy who makes impressions of you

01:03:51.840 Yeah, why don't you guys steal this?

01:03:53.140 Ben Vankis

01:03:57.140 Ben Vankis

01:03:58.140 It does not

01:04:00.140 You want to give him a tucker call?

01:04:03.140 Oh, dear God

01:04:05.140 Okay, we'll give you a tucker call

01:04:11.140 You want me to whip out what?

01:04:13.140 She want to suck somebody dick tonight

01:04:18.740 Yeah, someone

01:04:19.540 This girl just wants coming pussy

01:04:21.140 She doesn't want anything

01:04:23.740 Okay, I have to go

01:04:24.940 That was a nice cake

01:04:26.140 I'll be

01:04:37.040 What do you want to do?

01:04:38.040 Come on

01:04:38.640 What do you do?

01:04:43.140 One more time for Mayor Chow, ladies and gentlemen

01:04:53.340 How are you guys feeling?

01:04:54.140 How do you guys

01:04:54.740 Did you guys enjoy the first ever Vankis show?

01:04:57.640 I love it

01:04:58.340 It's great

01:05:02.340 Ben Vankis

01:05:03.140 Make some noise for the man himself

01:05:04.640 Ben Vankis

01:05:05.340 Let him hear it

01:05:07.340 We did it

01:05:09.640 Skip

01:05:10.140 We did it

01:05:11.140 Just hang out here

01:05:12.140 Oh

01:05:13.140 I'm just so happy I didn't have to do stand-up tonight

01:05:16.740 Just being funny is kind of more fun

01:05:19.140 Thank you guys for being here

01:05:20.340 That was so

01:05:20.840 That was

01:05:21.540 That was really good

01:05:23.140 That was the show

01:05:24.140 Thank you

01:05:24.540 This is what we guys

01:05:25.140 This was fun

01:05:25.740 This was fun

01:05:26.740 Alright

01:05:28.740 We got one guy

01:05:30.740 This guy knows me

01:05:31.740 It's my fan

01:05:32.940 I called him gay all night

01:05:37.940 We're gonna keep

01:05:40.240 Support the podcast

01:05:42.140 Support these guys

01:05:43.140 Jamar Neighbors

01:05:44.140 What's your IG Jamar?

01:05:51.140 At Jamar underscore Neighbors

01:05:53.140 At Jamar underscore Neighbors

01:05:55.140 And we got our good friend Tucker Carlson

01:05:57.140 A.K.A. Alex DeWitt

01:05:59.140 At Alex DeWitt Comedy

01:06:03.140 It was good to be here

01:06:05.140 You can take the fucking thing off

01:06:07.140 It was really good

01:06:08.140 We know it's not actually Tucker bro

01:06:09.140 It's not

01:06:10.140 I know

01:06:11.140 I'm just trying to

01:06:12.140 Trying to commit to the bit

01:06:13.140 Deshawn and Aaron Lewin

01:06:16.140 Deshawn JP

01:06:19.140 Thank you

01:06:20.140 Yeah a few of you

01:06:21.140 Alright

01:06:22.140 Yeah

01:06:23.140 Thank you

01:06:24.140 Thank you

01:06:25.140 Deshawn JP

01:06:26.140 D-U-S-H-A

01:06:27.140 JP

01:06:28.140 On Instagram

01:06:30.140 At D-E-I

01:06:31.140 No

01:06:40.140 I'm Aaron Lewin A.K.A. Mr. Lewin

01:06:42.140 M-R-L-E-W-I-N-N

01:06:43.140 M-R-L-E-W-I-N-N

01:06:44.140 On Instagram

01:06:45.140 Yeah yeah yeah yeah

01:06:46.140 And um

01:06:49.140 Yeah we're gonna keep doing stuff like this

01:06:51.140 Because Toronto needs something to do

01:06:53.140 Cause it's really

01:06:54.140 There's

01:06:55.140 I mean there's like

01:06:56.140 You can go

01:06:57.140 There's nothing to do

01:06:58.140 And um

01:07:00.140 And I miss Toronto

01:07:01.140 I do

01:07:02.140 I do

01:07:03.140 I live in Austin Texas now

01:07:04.140 And I fucking

01:07:05.140 I miss the city dude

01:07:06.140 When I come back

01:07:07.140 The city misses you Doug

01:07:09.140 You know

01:07:12.140 We got the big show

01:07:14.140 Oh yeah Meridian Hall

01:07:15.140 Meridian Hall

01:07:16.140 It's almost sold out

01:07:17.140 You guys are probably all coming I guess

01:07:19.140 Don't worry the black guys aren't gonna be there

01:07:22.140 I want them

01:07:24.140 I'm joking

01:07:25.140 They will

01:07:27.140 I like

01:07:28.140 I like black people

01:07:29.140 I do

01:07:31.140 But that's it

01:07:36.140 We didn't even mention Mark Maron's here in the front

01:07:40.140 This guy thinks we're hacks

01:07:41.140 This guy's great

01:07:43.140 What do you do man?

01:07:44.140 We're gonna leave

01:07:46.140 What do you do?

01:07:47.140 Photography

01:07:48.140 Yeah I can tell you take photos of women for sure

01:07:52.140 Yeah yeah I only do nude pics

01:07:53.140 Yeah yeah yeah yeah

01:07:55.140 Is that a good business these days?

01:07:58.140 No

01:07:59.140 Terrible

01:08:00.140 No you're just taking like profile pics for Uber Eats guys

01:08:04.140 I need some headshots

01:08:09.140 Oh that Uber Eats shit was so fucking funny

01:08:11.140 I mean that was the best

01:08:12.140 Yeah that was

01:08:14.140 They made us happy that they're here

01:08:16.140 So we're gonna keep doing that

01:08:19.140 They were really

01:08:20.140 I wonder

01:08:21.140 We probably gave them too

01:08:22.140 They seemed too excited to do it

01:08:23.140 Friends give them too much money probably

01:08:24.140 Yeah 100%

01:08:26.140 The most money they've ever touched in their lives

01:08:28.140 $200 for us to

01:08:30.140 Well to be fair they came in and everyone was chanting Uber

01:08:33.140 Then the second we got up here we were like

01:08:35.140 Okay so you guys are fucking packies or whatever

01:08:36.140 So what's going on in this?

01:08:38.140 How long have you been in the country?

01:08:40.140 Yeah the first question you were like a fucking border card

01:08:43.140 I just goes

01:08:44.140 What's your business here at Yuck Yucks?

01:08:46.140 He's like holding your food

01:08:48.140 I've been here for 20 minutes

01:08:51.140 Yeah that was funny

01:08:52.140 He just said 20

01:08:54.140 Like 21 dude

01:08:56.140 How did the other guy was like

01:08:58.140 Oh yes I know him

01:09:00.140 The other guy was so scared

01:09:01.140 It was like he works for Deloitte

01:09:02.140 I don't know what he was terrified of

01:09:04.140 The other guy was like I do not want to ruin

01:09:06.140 He's like I don't Israel please don't ask me bro

01:09:09.140 I just got into Metro Toronto school

01:09:12.140 No he's Indian he wants to kill Muslims and white people

01:09:15.140 Oh

01:09:17.140 Is that what they want?

01:09:19.140 They don't like Muslims and they definitely don't like you

01:09:23.140 Charlie

01:09:25.140 Stinky Kirk

01:09:26.140 Some of these Charlie Kirk jokes are like four guys that have been molested

01:09:34.140 Yeah this

01:09:36.140 I'm really happy you guys could be here for

01:09:39.140 To watch watch me destroy my career with one podcast

01:09:45.140 Because this shit is like it's funny live but then you know I'm gonna post it on IG

01:09:49.140 And then it'll be like how dare you

01:09:51.140 Oh you missed it I auctioned off the fat white woman to the black guys when you were taking a piss

01:09:54.140 There's a great clip

01:09:56.140 I need that clip

01:09:57.140 I love it

01:09:58.140 I gotta sell tickets I need the clip

01:09:59.140 You're gonna stink

01:10:01.140 I wrote a joke yesterday and I deleted it

01:10:04.140 I tweeted a thing after

01:10:06.140 Oh that was a funny tweet

01:10:07.140 Why'd you do that?

01:10:09.140 Because it had 17 comments and 9 likes in like 30 seconds

01:10:13.140 I was like this is gonna be bad

01:10:14.140 This is gonna be really scary

01:10:15.140 Tamek you wanna say what the tweet is and then I'll say why

01:10:18.140 The tweet was

01:10:20.140 What's gonna happen next week?

01:10:22.140 Hilarious

01:10:24.140 What's funny is four hours earlier he tweeted

01:10:27.140 Praying for Charlie Kirk

01:10:29.140 Bro I tweeted that because I legitimately wanted him to live

01:10:33.140 I thought he was gonna live

01:10:34.140 Remember that moment where they're like he's back

01:10:35.140 I was like ah fuck yeah

01:10:37.140 And they're like nah he's really dead

01:10:38.140 I'm like shit

01:10:40.140 There was a minute there where I was praying

01:10:42.140 I did pray

01:10:43.140 Coke and Mentos

01:10:47.140 Alright let's pour out a Diet Coke and respect for

01:10:50.140 Look at how disappointed that guy is

01:10:53.140 No this guy is good

01:10:54.140 You look like the guy that shot him

01:10:59.140 No he looks like the Jewish guy who ran like the distraction or whatever

01:11:02.140 Yeah

01:11:03.140 He's pulled his pants down and was like it was me

01:11:06.140 This guy is like

01:11:08.140 It was this

01:11:10.140 I haven't laughed that hard since 1936

01:11:13.140 I left my chutzpah to shoot Charlie Kirk

01:11:17.140 So fucked

01:11:18.140 It's crazy the Jews can look like that or that

01:11:22.140 This guy is the real fucking deal

01:11:25.140 So I guess

01:11:26.140 Yeah that guy looks like a Jewish vampire

01:11:28.140 Nah

01:11:30.140 Are you even

01:11:31.140 You're not Jewish

01:11:32.140 Are you Jewish?

01:11:35.140 Oh okay

01:11:37.140 Are you Jewish? Yeah

01:11:39.140 Oh okay

01:11:40.140 We were completely correct the entire time

01:11:46.140 He looks back at the Chinese guy like

01:11:49.140 What are they talking about?

01:11:51.140 What he thinks I'm like you?

01:11:56.140 What's that?

01:11:58.140 Is he?

01:11:59.140 Are you Iranian?

01:12:01.140 Are you talking about me?

01:12:03.140 I am Iranian

01:12:05.140 Thanks for remembering

01:12:07.140 I don't know his name but I know that he wasn't white

01:12:12.140 You look fucking Iranian

01:12:15.140 Yeah well it's 9-11 so you better act right

01:12:18.140 Yeah seriously

01:12:19.140 You don't know what we're closing on

01:12:21.140 No I'm kidding

01:12:26.140 Well if anybody was offended tonight you can

01:12:29.140 Go fuck yourselves

01:12:31.140 No no you can send an email

01:12:33.140 To uh

01:12:36.140 Turning Point USA

01:12:46.140 Look this is gonna be really funny in 3 days

01:12:49.140 This is the thing

01:12:50.140 Joking about fucked up stuff

01:12:52.140 Is

01:12:54.140 Everybody pretty much except

01:12:55.140 There's probably a couple people but

01:12:57.140 Everybody feels a little better

01:12:59.140 If we don't joke about it the terrorists win

01:13:01.140 And this is my

01:13:03.140 That's true

01:13:04.140 I'm serious though if we just pretend it didn't happen

01:13:06.140 And we're scared to talk about it

01:13:07.140 Charlie Kirk

01:13:09.140 Stood for free speech

01:13:11.140 He did

01:13:12.140 Jamar's about to take a knee like he's calling Kaepernick

01:13:28.140 So when people are like

01:13:29.140 How can you make a joke at a time

01:13:31.140 You have to make a joke at a time like this

01:13:33.140 Because that's why we have the ability to fucking do that

01:13:35.140 Because that helps us fucking get through tough times

01:13:37.140 And fucked up things

01:13:38.140 And

01:13:40.140 Strong people make jokes

01:13:42.140 If you've been to a fucking funeral

01:13:44.140 Even if it's your fucking parents

01:13:45.140 You're gonna

01:13:46.140 There's gonna be like a moment where you fucking laugh

01:13:49.140 And

01:13:50.140 Well maybe not I don't know

01:13:52.140 Yeah when you're at a fucking funeral you're up there

01:13:53.140 You're doing bits

01:13:55.140 The work in the room

01:13:57.140 Look if you

01:13:59.140 How long you guys been together?

01:14:01.140 I'm available for fun

01:14:03.140 Anybody needs a comedian for a funeral

01:14:05.140 I actually have done a funeral before

01:14:07.140 Isn't it?

01:14:08.140 Charlie Kirk said

01:14:09.140 Tonight the funeral of all our careers

01:14:11.140 Charlie Kirk said Martin Luther King

01:14:12.140 Ain't know what the fuck he was talking about

01:14:15.140 Did he say that?

01:14:16.140 Yeah he did

01:14:17.140 Well

01:14:18.140 Fuck that nigga

01:14:20.140 He kinda got Martin Luthered though

01:14:21.140 At the end of there

01:14:23.140 I'm too pussy to say fuck him but fuck him

01:14:25.140 I'm with

01:14:27.140 If you guys wanna find these guys their Instagrams

01:14:31.140 If you guys want

01:14:32.140 I don't like what Charlie Kirk said about black women

01:14:35.140 What do you say about black women?

01:14:36.140 You don't even fuck with black women bro

01:14:37.140 Shut up

01:14:39.140 Fuck you

01:14:40.140 You're talking to a fat white woman the whole show

01:14:42.140 You're full of shit

01:14:44.140 He's a piece of shit

01:14:46.140 Shut up

01:14:48.140 I wanna know what he said

01:14:49.140 Real Toronto news over here

01:14:50.140 Nigga I don't know but black

01:14:52.140 I don't know

01:14:53.140 Nigga but black pussy is better than anything else

01:14:56.140 Aw fuck you

01:14:58.140 Aw boo me I don't give a fucking shit

01:14:59.140 Look at this lady's face

01:15:02.140 Aw fuck you

01:15:04.140 Fuck you all of you

01:15:06.140 She didn't get offended at anything all night

01:15:07.140 Fuck you

01:15:08.140 She's great

01:15:09.140 Black pussy is better

01:15:11.140 Aw fuck

01:15:13.140 She was literally quiet the whole night

01:15:15.140 Until you said black women are amazing

01:15:16.140 It's crazy

01:15:18.140 We made fun of a guy that died yesterday

01:15:20.140 That got you guys more upset

01:15:22.140 How dare you disrespect white pussy

01:15:25.140 That shit's pink brother

01:15:27.140 Black

01:15:31.140 Black pussy's fucking purple

01:15:33.140 There ain't no fucking juice

01:15:35.140 I love you

01:15:37.140 You love me

01:15:39.140 And I'm not paying child support

01:15:44.140 Raise your kid

01:15:47.140 Nah man

01:15:48.140 Nah man you're wrong

01:15:50.140 Black pussy is perfect

01:15:51.140 Yeah

01:15:53.140 Clip that

01:15:54.140 Give it to me

01:15:55.140 And uh

01:15:56.140 White pussy

01:15:57.140 Yeah put it on your hinge

01:15:58.140 White pussy's fire

01:15:59.140 I am

01:16:01.140 But black pussy's better

01:16:03.140 I

01:16:04.140 Black girls don't

01:16:05.140 They don't

01:16:06.140 They don't queef

01:16:07.140 They're pussy burps

01:16:08.140 And I like it

01:16:09.140 Their hair's also not real

01:16:13.140 Neither is their ass

01:16:14.140 Or their eyelashes

01:16:16.140 Or their chubs

01:16:17.140 Oh fuck off

01:16:19.140 Piece of shit

01:16:21.140 On a woman what is real nowadays

01:16:23.140 Fucking uh

01:16:24.140 The fact that she'll betray me

01:16:26.140 Alright it's getting deep

01:16:27.140 Alright I like it

01:16:29.140 I don't know why I got so

01:16:31.140 Let me be honest

01:16:33.140 I feel like yeah

01:16:34.140 No I fuck black women

01:16:35.140 It's nice

01:16:36.140 I know you do nigga

01:16:37.140 We talked about it in the back

01:16:38.140 I know but not in front of Ben's fans

01:16:39.140 I want to continue to get work

01:16:43.140 Gig's a gig

01:16:44.140 Yeah

01:16:46.140 Sometimes you know

01:16:47.140 I don't know

01:16:48.140 The South Park guys

01:16:49.140 Are they

01:16:50.140 They have black uh

01:16:51.140 Girlfriends

01:16:52.140 You know that

01:16:53.140 I did not know that

01:16:54.140 Yeah they're real South Park

01:16:56.140 Southside

01:17:03.140 My security guards are looking at me like

01:17:05.140 Yeah the security guards are going to fuck us up

01:17:09.140 Black women

01:17:10.140 Black women

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01:17:12.140 Black women

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01:17:15.140 Black women

01:17:16.140 Oh hell no

01:17:21.140 White power

01:17:22.140 White pussy

01:17:23.140 White pussy

01:17:24.140 White pussy

01:17:25.140 White pussy

01:17:29.140 No but honestly

01:17:30.140 Have you ever had Jewish pussy?

01:17:33.140 Mexican pussy

01:17:34.140 Mexican pussy

01:17:35.140 Mexican pussy

01:17:36.140 Mexican

01:17:37.140 What about

01:17:38.140 Senegalese pussy

01:17:39.140 I'll take some Jewish pussy

01:17:41.140 I'm trying to get an agent

01:17:43.140 I'm trying to get hired

01:17:45.140 Jews

01:17:46.140 Stand up

01:17:47.140 Where you at?

01:17:48.140 Hey there you are

01:17:49.140 You're gay

01:17:50.140 Fuck you

01:17:54.140 Not you you fucking weasel

01:17:55.140 Fuck off

01:17:57.140 That's an amazing elevator pitch

01:17:58.140 To go to LA with

01:17:59.140 I just want to say

01:18:00.140 The one black guy that came to the show

01:18:01.140 Is here with his white wife

01:18:03.140 He doesn't count

01:18:04.140 That's a waffle colored nigga

01:18:05.140 He's half

01:18:06.140 Don't talk about

01:18:08.140 Dental Washington like that bro

01:18:09.140 Latino

01:18:11.140 Fuck you

01:18:15.140 Funny me just

01:18:17.140 The Latino guy just calls him an n-word

01:18:19.140 Yeah I know

01:18:20.140 Just evato

01:18:22.140 Yeah

01:18:23.140 Since I'm stuck in the middle of these two

01:18:25.140 Black pussy is great

01:18:27.140 Black pussy is wonderful

01:18:30.140 Is wonderful

01:18:31.140 I told you

01:18:32.140 I know

01:18:33.140 Wait who said that?

01:18:34.140 Who's this guy?

01:18:35.140 I don't know what this is

01:18:36.140 I thought they were Tucker this whole time

01:18:37.140 Who's this?

01:18:38.140 He took the wig off

01:18:39.140 You made me take the wig

01:18:40.140 Oh there he is

01:18:41.140 I feel like Alex

01:18:42.140 Yeah

01:18:43.140 You're taking whatever

01:18:44.140 Now you look like Charlie Curry

01:18:45.140 I tried

01:18:49.140 We gotta wrap this

01:18:50.140 How do we wrap this?

01:18:51.140 What do we do?

01:18:52.140 Um

01:18:53.140 Bang kiss

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01:19:03.140 Come on

01:19:04.140 Alright

01:19:05.140 Tip your Uber Eats

01:19:06.140 Thank you, goodnight

01:19:07.140 You guys are great

01:19:10.140 Goodnight

01:19:11.140 Thank you

Bankas Podcast - October 08, 2025

Bankas Podcast #105 ｜ LIVE FROM YUK YUK'S

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