Bankas Podcast #106 ｜ Calgary show moved to Yuk Yuk’s
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Summary
In this episode of Bank of Show, we are on the phone with Armin and his friend Armin's brother Arron and we talk about the recent cancelation of Arron's comedy special "Canadian Comedy Special" in Calgary, the removal of a Native comedian from a comedy show, and much more.
Transcript
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oh what's up everybody welcome to bank of show we're on the phone with armin our bobby my boy
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and uh ari shield is in the back here blurrily in the background and um i just got my show
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cancelled in calgary because of a joke about natives and uh you know apparently there's no
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freedom of speech on native land so um there's definitely no drinking water yeah well they're
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drinking something but uh whoa all the shows are canceled oh you can't make a joke can't make
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can't make light of it podcast is canceled live live wait i tried to ask grok how much money the
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canadian government has given um uh indigenous people and it won't answer how much money has
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the canadian government given indigenous people since 2020 and it won't it won't answer how much
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money has canadian gov to natives since 2020 sorry about that i just won't answer it can you try to
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google it oh great somebody's saying get your money out of canadian banks jesus fucking christ dude
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man killed in morning stabbing in ottawa's east end canada's just falling apart like rapidly
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and it's it's kind of i mean i'm canadian so it is sad i put out the canadian comedy special thinking
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like it's weird because it was the perfect time because people are going to be so upset rightfully
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that the show was canceled um for you know for a joke also it's i'm a comedian it was me on stage
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doing comedy it wasn't me getting canceled for like screaming at a native guy at a bus station or
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something you know what i mean like for real yeah exactly and it's like like i just watched the clip
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and uh like you're laughing at what you're saying because clearly you're like being facetious like
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you're joking like you know like anyone that's watched stand-up comedy would watch that and be
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like yeah this guy's clearly like joking and saying funny shit like it's not uh it's not like
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you fucking sig heiled and threw a rock at a native baby like well but also it's how many of the people
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who are this one woman who's complaining or these other people are complaining how many of them are
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writing emails to the government to try to fix whatever their perceived problems are with you know
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that with like these are yeah i didn't do residential schools i mean i don't think that they're i i i don't
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really even know what they are like what i've been told anything what i've been bringing more attention
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to it by making light of it like it's like you know what i mean it's like it's better to do that than
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not acknowledge them at all what to pretend it didn't happen like that's how history gets forgotten
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so yeah no it's kind of crazy that it's like yeah but my point is like i didn't do residential
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schools do i think they're good or bad it's like i well i don't think put like taking children from
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their families is good like that's never good but um i also don't know anything about them really other
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than they're bad like people go they're bad so that's why the joke's funny because everybody
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collectively knows they're bad you know what i'm saying it's like this it's the equivalent of
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making a joke and be like a lot of jews out here like it's time to open up i mean no agreed and like
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that's it's like what i said before where it's like uh the casino that's canceling you is like the
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it's on a reserve so the majority of their clientele is native people and they're acting like oh we're
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woke by canceling this comedian i don't think it is i don't think it is uh majority i think it's
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majority like white people probably they're spending money i don't think that i mean maybe
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i'm wrong there because i was saying that like they're acting like they're coming from a place
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of moral high ground but it's like you guys are just taking money from natives so it's like my
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perception of it well they're taking money from natives that the natives got from the government
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and they're i looked that up by the way what is it um 450 million since i think 2022 since 2022
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450 million dollars in and and like a lot of them just get checks right like they just get like
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there was a there was like last year i think a bunch of natives got like a hundred thousand dollar
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checks and i'm not saying that and am i arguing that they should be taken away or no fine you got
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your check but take your check and where the hells are you going what are you doing
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get us some drinks for god's sakes this guy what is he trying to protect his
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i was canceled in america because i made a joke about residential schools that nobody knows that they
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but the whole point it's like you know people are coming to my show they want to laugh hard
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am i supposed to just be like well tonight you're getting a toned down version because uh
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what's funny is if you did atlantic college but i feel like your fans would laugh even harder
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yeah i know it almost makes this is this is all really really funny the whole my whole act is going
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to be 10 times funnier and better because of this yeah you pretty they pretty much like they thought
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oh we're gonna like they pretty much just gave you 15 minutes on dating honestly let's be like if the
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show happened they would have been like fucking with me the whole time they would have fucked with
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the sound they would have made it weird and also like yeah they were making they were gonna make
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like they're making like uh i'm getting paid like 30 percent of what they're making yeah and that's
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not even counting drinks that's just tickets and it's a guarantee and i don't i don't want to talk
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about it but i there's something going on with the deposit like the deposit like who has the deposit
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you know what i mean i gotta find all that out anyway it's just fucked up but we're gonna do the
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shows somewhere we're gonna sell out whatever their shows are and um you know fuck everybody
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who's gonna try to cancel shows but you won't will you stand up to the government and demand with
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but you they already did they already got 450 million dollars i don't know what else what else
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that's the funny part is it's it's you know the the natives were demanding all this stuff so they gave
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them money and then they're still not happy so it's like well you know it's also like the craziest
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individuals of that group too like the woman like you said uh she's not only complaining about you
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she's also saying that some employee at a auto body shop assaulted her and they should be fired
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that's like it seems like she just has a history of complaining well this is the thing is it's you know
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the the venue itself was probably waiting patiently for something like this to happen hoping one day
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they're gonna get an email they're gonna get a complaint yeah and then they can escalate it and
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then because there was probably already whisperings at the company of like well what's he gonna well
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he's not making fun of us so he's making fun of everybody else or whatever and it's like one oh he
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can't that was a it's a sacred day it's a fucking holiday i mean you can make fun of christmas you
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can make fun of fucking easter you can make fun of all any other holiday you can make a joke about
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whatever the hell you want hanukkah you can make a you know you can make a holocaust joke on hanukkah
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is it you know i mean in irregardless of the context context it's about the right to do it and
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this is this this theater slash casino that's canceling my show is doing it at a time when
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the canadian government is tabling a bill c8 or c9 where they want to just they want to be able to
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shut down your phone and take away your bank account with no explanation of why based on what
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you're saying on social media they're going to go potentially even harder than the uk which do you
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think i'm supposed to just sit there and be like that's fine when during covet i was against it
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yeah and and jordan peterson talked about this they'll take one step forward and then people
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will complain so they'll take two steps back back and then the next time they'll take three steps
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forward and then people will complain and they'll take one step back and then again three steps
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forward they are they want people to be silenced who want to speak out and be different and be uh you
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know it's just complete terrifying it's lit i think it's marxism i don't know what else it is
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but you're not allowed to talk about it you're not everything's just supposed to be you know
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what'd you eat for breakfast today i had a burrito they're taking away freedom of speech in canada and
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americans should be fucking worried because is it you know when trump loses if sorry if or if well
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he doesn't run again or whoever's after it what my point is if the democrats get in again
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they're gonna pull some shit like this they're gonna want to silence people and it's fucking
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yeah what do you think ari what do you think about this
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this guy's fasting for yom kippur does this microphone work he ate a fucking port yeah it's
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plugged in and it works nice he ate a pork chop and then he was like oh i should do yom kippur
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yeah this guy's like i want to fast all day and then interact with celebrities
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oh look it's shane gillis i've been and i eat for 16 hours
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who's out there it's okay we won't even talk to shane gillis
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you won't yeah not with that attitude brother what the hell jesus yeah ari's
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that's like the most offensive thing you can do when you're hanging out with ben bankers is not eat
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look at him and just be like i don't want to eat
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it's armin i'm challenging myself this is the the opposite of the ben bankers food challenge
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why don't you challenge yourself by just being like a better
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i'm fasting i'm so productive uh what did you do today i fasted i didn't eat
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i was laying on the couch requiring calories to need my brain to find
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if i sleep into one then i only don't have to eat for eight hours
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i like to do the same sequence of the indiana jones game over and over
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that's what a podcast is isn't that folks a little check-in huh
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the ben bank is checking so these are the dates i still have up
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but these are the dates that uh if i do i'll get arrested
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but it's crazy because it's literally it's not like taken out of context tweets
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no it's not like me giving an opinion on something it's a joke
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clearly at a stand-up show people are laughing people are clapping
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the joke was there's a there was a lot of homeless indigenous people and it'd be nice
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if you know too bad they don't have a school to send them to
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i mean it's why does that mean that i actually know ben bankers wants
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he wants to stop out and run what the fuck are you talking about
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even explaining it like i hate getting autistic and being gay about jokes
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but like you are being sarcastic when you say that so that's the joke
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i mean the the sliver of truth is like maybe that would be a good idea
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but nobody actually but that's that's why it's funny to say that
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because that's not it's not a good idea it's a bad idea
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it's the same thing as being like oh there's too many jews as if there was a final solution to this
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it honestly is like three people that emailed you the majority of messages you've gotten
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were just death threats so i would love to know the like
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have those people also emailed the venue and it's like well why would you that take this person's complaint seriously
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like if i message someone and say i'm gonna fucking assault you on this day
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yeah somebody was like i hope you get shot with your own shit
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it's like so yeah it's like some retard boomer brain shit where it's like i can tell him i want him to get shot but with his shit
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these disgusting people that can't handle being made fun of
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and i'm not talking about natives i'm talking about people who complain online
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but like some of them happen to be native and some of them happen to be white
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and some of them happen to be whatever the fuck they are
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and if you're complaining about a comedian and trying to get them cancelled from venues because of a joke
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it'd be one thing if i was in the street screaming the n-word at a black guy or something
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it'd be like fuck i fucked your whole career is over
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that would be funny just a video of you crashing out at a minority at like a grocery store
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but it's like i'm doing my job people were laughing and the point is yeah it's a risky joke
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that's why people will want to pay money to see what i'm providing
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if you're gonna just be like well you know i don't want to risk anything you know
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all i talk about now is uh twiddling my thumbs and feeling bad about being
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white and every day i think about all the bad stuff white people did like
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make computers and phones and toilets and cars and planes
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and the oh the fact you didn't see that but they want me to do an apology video
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they're like we're refunding people right now but we would also like an apology video
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i'm getting fired and that would again that would make sense if okay for like
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it would never make sense to make a video maybe a statement personally to them
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but it would only make sense if i like made a statement where i was like
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like i don't know what i would have to say for to
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it'd be one thing if they reached out to me personally like hey like
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i still wouldn't have done it but if they were like can you apologize we'll still keep the show
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like even if they were like yo take that video down or archive it
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maybe you like you probably wouldn't do it but you would at least say well they reached out to me and tried to come to some conclusion
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this one they just outright told you like no we're not doing this you're fucked and uh
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it's uh it's pretty stupid on their part because who else are they gonna get to fill that date
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somebody just sent me a date like of a show i think it's the grand prairie show like 26
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like i'll be there i'm gonna murder you it's like
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no number one no you're not you literally are just some loser who wants me to be afraid to do my job
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because you got offended like a child not an adult by the way not a fucking grown adult that makes decisions
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and you know is is is a part of society a toddler
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who got offended and cried and and now is threatening death upon a comedian
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and the comedians you know there's no record like it's weird because they can message you like a death threat
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and like nothing happens to your account but if i were to be like actually fucking i hope you get
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like if i just said exactly what they said i would get banned so it's like there's no protection even for
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like people to like talk back to these like people who just think they can harass you and be like
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you know you know you shouldn't be allowed to do your job any more because i watched one one minute
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video of you and i thought it was offensive so i don't think that any club in the world should let
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you do comp you're a fucking moron i'm sorry but you are a fucking loser and you're a moron you don't
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know anything you don't understand how the world works you're you're uh you don't make money
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not even that she was also naming clubs you haven't even performed that and club like the theater in
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winnipeg that you did back in september she was like yeah he played at the burton cummings theater
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it's like so now you're just messaging places he's been to trying oh yeah because our buddy our buddy
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found her our buddy found her facebook and just started looking at her she posted about me tagging
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like she also emailed but i guess she posts tagging the like venue but she tagged a venue i've already
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done and like she's gonna harass them to be like don't ever have him again it's the show's already
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done it's our we the people already came had a good time laughed spent money and by the way that
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venue basically i sold like way too many tickets to get whatever i was getting like i sold 900 tickets
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and they were doing some sketchy shit already like oh we only opened up these other tickets like it was
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because people were messaging me for days me like i can't buy tickets but it says there's tickets
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and it's because they were just not letting people buy more tickets because they just wanted to fuck me
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over and then they did all this fuckery with the the check and made it like it was like i i literally
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got the paid the same to do 900 people in winnipeg as half no no not even i got paid half as much
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to do 900 people in winnipeg as i did 750 or no no sorry 450 in irvine california 450 people in
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irvine more than double the pay than 900 in winnipeg and is that racial discrimination is that
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you know so but no that's not enough to do that it should just not even he shouldn't be allowed in
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the city he shouldn't be allowed to perform and so who should be then and who are the comics that
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are selling tickets that should be allowed to perform and it does every comedian that is coming
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to perform say it's a big name comic another comic that's an austin comic or whatever u.s comic
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comes to do are they going to be filled in that hey by the way you're not allowed to say these things
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here because and and is that freedom is that what what is that that is well they don't even do that
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they wait for you to say it and then they complain it'd be one thing if they told you like look if you
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do this gig you can't say this and then it's up to you to decide whether you take it or you do it
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and then you don't care or you play by the rules like they just wait like even this like you were
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booked there for months like they obviously had to have had the show's been booked for like half a
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year or more like you know like it's insane six i think there was like 16 or 1700 tickets sold there
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was 2300 pattern this happened to you in halifax recently as well where a week out from the venue
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they just were like yeah no we can't do this we found out who you are and it's almost like they're
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trying to intentionally fuck you over oh for sure they wanted i was saying to ari that they
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definitely were like waiting patiently like somebody's gonna complain and the second they do
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we're gonna raise the alarm by for every email that comes in and send it so every crackhead idiot
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alcoholic loser facebook user that's gonna that saw a reel today is gonna complain and we're gonna
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make this into this big thing and we're gonna and they think it's gonna hurt me and the reality is
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it's not gonna hurt me that much because i did comedy i did not do a hate rally i did not get people
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i did not get people at you know although we were across the street from a giant tiger i wasn't
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performing in the parking lot of the giant tiger with a megaphone and and creating chaos it was a planned
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scheduled legal event for adults consenting adults 18 and up you have to be an adult i think or if not
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they have to be accompanied by a my a parent as by a minor yo if you're under age you gotta have
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another minor with you otherwise you're not getting it bankers island um
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but you know what i'm saying is like it's like nobody was like it's just insane that you even
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have to say this in canada because it's like you know what i mean they're treating it like uh they're
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treating it like i'm a residential school teacher that forced all the students to come to school that
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day so i could do a sermon or something it's like i'm joking about how fucking bad it was obviously
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it was bad look at what that's why everybody's maybe that's why or partly why everybody's you know in the
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streets or maybe because there's literally a new country on top of what was their quote unquote not
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just theirs there was tons of different native warring factions that were at war the iroquois were
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at war with the mohawk and the algonquin and the thing they weren't all just getting along like you
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know like nobody's business they were fucking fighting each other bows and arrows doing all kinds
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of crazy shit slitting throats for thousands of years so this idea that i mean well am i but no
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but is it offensive to say that you know i mean they would think i'm not saying that white people
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weren't also doing that but i'm saying that there's literally no group on earth that wasn't didn't do war
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and genocides and you know they never there's no native groups that ended up dying out because other
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native groups fought them that's bullshit it's bullshit um so and i'm not saying it's right i'm
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not saying but i'm saying that if we're all going to get along in these countries there has to be some
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brevity there has to be some ability to be like that's a funny joke obviously it's so bad and wrong
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that's why it's funny that's what funny is and did i personally do do any of these things no
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so does that mean that nobody who's not indigenous or not you know if you know if i was indigenous and
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i did that joke would that be okay yes oh well he's you know he's he's one of us so but it's it's just
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this you know i've joked about literally every group and i i think i'm pretty equal about it and
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the jokes really aren't even that it's like what's what's the hurtful aspect of that saying that if the
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schools were open these people wouldn't be on the streets why is that so offensive because it's it's
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not true but some people might think it's true which is why it's funny i think it's the fact that
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those like in any group by the way any like group that feels like oh you can't joke about my thing
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they just have this power socially where you know if you're in the office and you say i'm getting a
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phone call fired oh great armin yo we talked to the chief the show's back on yeah no i talked to yucks
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and he's like i fucking love it res res school joke it's honestly at this point it might just be
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yucks canceling you from all these massive shows yeah yucks is like this guy's jokes were a little
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too far maybe you should go to yucks yeah this is a lot funnier over at yucks it's a lot funnier 240
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people at a time make them work eight times as hard but i'm gonna yeah no it's gonna be way more
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beneficial for me fuck them i mean yeah obviously fuck them i shouldn't have even fucking been doing
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that like fucking room and to begin with like you know on the it's like there's no freedom of speech
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on the on the native land there instead of a sign language interpreter they have a guy at the side
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we have to do once once we once this is yeah there's the actual show is going to be like a bit
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more of a show potentially like might have to bring like arian with like feathers on his head or something
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and then he can go on and be like i'm american i'm allowed to do this
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yeah yeah technically americans but really who fucked up the like native people more was it us
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the americans i feel like it was americans well i think because it's like colder here
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you know yeah i don't dude i don't know i'm not i i like i'm not you shouldn't have to have a phd
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to fucking make a joke at a comedy show i mean this is getting crazy do you know the history honestly
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i don't i just know what would be funny in the context of me saying it and if people did
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if they didn't laugh i wouldn't have posted it for god's sakes
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it's like the the influx of people being like you aren't funny it's like
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but like what is that even like what am i supposed to do with that like just be like okay that's it
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calling it i mean that would be i think that would be funny if you just literally saw one bad
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comment deleted your page just went back to commercial real estate you're like oh i don't know
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fucking uh but that's the hope like do they really think people are that
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they think people are that retarded that is the hope i mean i don't think they i mean they would
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like you to quit for sure but i think the the reality is they just want you to see it
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what are you doing why are you on your fucking phone for our whole podcast
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what do you mean you're in the pot everybody can see you in the podcast you're not even talking
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into the mic hello honestly i'm that offends me more than fucking like you you know you take care
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of these openers and they do let's do a podcast the one little sliver of fuck
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armin's not even here he's doing more of the podcast
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what are you like this guy's sitting in behind me with the mic not at his mouth just on his phone
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scrolling tiktok it's crazy oh my god are you i'm here i'm here what do you want to talk about
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you're doing open mics tonight that's it all right that's it hey what do you want to talk
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about that's it you're not coming to mothership you're doing open mics i'm sending you send them
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one night in east austin we'll set them straight yeah yeah go to east austin those guys love
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i'll call jake stone and be like get him some spots those are good spots though it was they are
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i mean i'm not those are the glengarry spots you don't get these yeah you don't get the mothership
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spots you know what to do with it yeah no you get the east austin you get the fucking you should
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be doing you should be doing spots 20 minutes north of downtown in a strip ball to be honest
00:28:40.380
you made a choice like for some reason today all of a sudden you're a hasidic jew like the day that
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you're doing all these like fucking rituals and singing and all that's happening is i'm getting
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fucking canceled from shows i'm anti-semitic now i think you already were
00:29:02.420
soon two hours two hours i'm gonna eat the food's ready i'm gonna eat it all good
00:29:10.620
i'm gonna force you to break your fast at taco bow fine sounds delicious
00:29:17.420
why is he in this mood why did he he's in this mood because he hasn't eaten in like a day and a half
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and then he's like taking it out on me i'm not taking anything out on you you're the one that
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started screaming you what the fuck are you doing back there and i'm still taking it out on you well
00:29:31.920
you helped us i mean you're on the phone with like a guy arranging dates and i'm sitting here on my
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phone like oh why aren't you fucking paying attention why aren't you fucking contributing you fucking
00:29:41.620
lunatic jesus christ dude listen you're off the shows great the yuck spoker was like uh well i am
00:29:51.980
gonna have to cancel some of this old lady's shows but they're not selling that good yeah no shit
00:29:57.960
yeah so it's gonna be sick back to yucks and i was like and he's like i hope there's protesters i'm
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like i hope there's protest that'd be fucking hilarious protesting a casino it's it's it's like
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for anything like and not for ripping everybody off and stealing hundreds of millions of dollars
00:30:18.360
what were you saying before i think you said that before it started recording yeah it's just like
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the casino trying to take a high road stance of like oh he's making jokes about natives it's like
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i bet 50 of your clientele at least is native people spending their money at your casino getting
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drunk and losing at gambling so it's like you want to act like yeah what the fuck am i performing at a
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fucking like a community center like it's a fucking casino this is the scum of the earth we're talking
00:30:45.940
about what are we doing here literally no and i didn't talk shit about the casino that's remember
00:30:52.640
in that louis episode he's like you never talk shit about the casino while you at the casino
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and then he does it and then like joan rivers like tells him he's like yes but those casinos are
00:31:03.640
paying them properly like they're not like ripping them the fuck off casinos aren't like louis ck
00:31:08.740
you talked about so they wouldn't they do you remember the last casino were you at the other
00:31:14.620
casino with me in in calgary no you did yeah you were yeah because then you left a day the day after
00:31:22.220
and i stayed for a day fuck i was yeah what casino that was also i thought it was like reindeer deer
00:31:29.720
foot deer foot yeah that was another indigenous and they were chill and like but remember everybody
00:31:35.580
was just like there was just sketchy people drunk out of their minds everywhere there was beer
00:31:39.800
bottles everywhere in the hallways the guys were like you could order coors lights to the room and
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it was like there in like two seconds and like the guy was like trying to come into the room and like
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he was like the guy serving it was drunk and i was everybody was there's cops and it's it's like
00:31:56.700
what the fuck is this guys like you know they literally i didn't feel safe on the casino floor there
00:32:02.680
like i didn't feel safe walking around the casino and i and not because they didn't know who i was
00:32:07.220
at that point it's kind of funny that i'm becoming famous for the like i'm literally like i want to be
00:32:12.080
famous in canada well you got to make the natives know who you are first going to the first i'm going
00:32:17.800
to right to the source ben bank is really famous and in the native community hated but famous
00:32:24.780
but then i do have natives who come to my shows and like that was funny like i like so i don't know
00:32:32.940
it's like there's a mentally if you're mentally ill you're going to be offended because definitely a
00:32:38.680
shit ton of native people that are like yo that's really funny it's the crazy ones that make them
00:32:44.420
it's a bad apple that makes everyone look bad you know what i mean it's those ones that message you
00:32:49.040
like i hope you fucking die and then you just go like the fuck yeah you're an igloo name yeah
00:32:56.840
yucks keeps canceling the shows is really funny though it'd be a shame if uh something happened to
00:33:03.340
your show you would have to do let me calculate how many yuck shows that would be uh
00:33:07.540
three thousand divided by 240 uh it looks like you're here for a month i know weren't you just
00:33:15.480
telling me it'd be really funny if you did that publicity stunt of doing 30 shows at the same
00:33:19.960
venue yeah so it's gonna happen looks like you just did that to yourself and making all the shows
00:33:27.020
to the third full comedy club biggest canadian tour of yucks ben bangus did 600 shows last year
00:33:33.340
two shows a night two shows a night every night that's not even 600 how many shows that
00:33:40.820
that would be 700 oh i guess not every day but uh it would be really funny to just say
00:33:47.820
i will be doing yucks calgary every night two nights twice a night for the next year
00:33:55.800
that shit would make you such a strong comic though like if you could it would almost become like a
00:34:01.720
it would become like a tourist attraction that people would be flying in to be like i heard ben
00:34:06.560
bangus is here this year two shows a night yeah if you get your tickets from ben bangus you're
00:34:12.700
gonna go on sky scan that's nice he's getting paid in chips
00:34:19.660
oh god what a fucking nightmare it would have been a fun show i and i feel like even if i
00:34:30.100
if i had done that joke at that venue at with that like they laughed what can they say they'd be
00:34:37.620
like well i didn't like it but i see that everybody liked it and that we're in the business of bringing
00:34:42.160
people the worst case is that they say don't come back here and you're probably gonna go
00:34:45.400
ah well i don't fucking okay that's fine i did the show yeah we'll do the saddle dome or whatever your
00:34:51.420
arena is fucking cock yeah jesus christ we are on the unceded territory of ben bangus
00:35:04.680
that's what this episode what were you looking at on your phone jewish stuff food i don't even
00:35:10.800
remember yeah i was playing wordle or something oh my god he's playing fucking angry birds during the
00:35:17.820
podcast like a chinese guy in the body of an old jewish man
00:35:20.940
what the fuck dude i don't have to take this shit
00:35:28.420
it's actually it's honestly like kind of funny just staying at a guy's place rent free
00:35:32.860
and just being like what you want me to do a podcast what the fuck is your problem
00:35:36.560
jesus it is very well you want me to have a conversation with you fuck off
00:35:41.780
what's on your face where do you have a little red thing there yeah i was a little bit irritated
00:35:46.220
in the pool maybe let's get her put some stuff on it maybe no i was just like jesus it's like
00:35:58.320
that's why he wanted to fly back to new york he was like my skin
00:36:09.040
yeah dude why why do jews do this to themselves and then wonder why people think they're miserable
00:36:16.160
the fuck is that i mean muslims do it for a whole month
00:36:21.260
they got a lot of problems with those people too
00:36:50.820
there's my new joke there's the there's the joke i walk out calgary every night 17 shows in a row
00:36:58.220
no drinking water but they got a lot of cause lights
00:37:02.240
oh yeah what was the other joke that the fact that the woman that wrote the paragraph had a lot of spelling errors
00:37:13.380
well if there was a building she could have gone to as a child
00:37:17.320
are there any buildings for children where they teach you how to read them right
00:37:39.020
the most unimpressed guy with austin but like impressed with like just mitzies
00:37:47.200
i know yeah for sure he's just like a new york jew like this is terrible and then he sees like two famous people and he perks up
00:38:03.720
never heard of him did you see what he said about native people shame
00:38:11.160
it's kind of funny because now i can just post that again and be like yo this was the clip that got me banned by the ticot
00:38:21.720
i really it really is just like they sold you another thousand tickets it's fucking amazing
00:38:28.920
they're like look we're not paying you well enough so we're gonna fire you for this obscure reason
00:38:37.000
it would be funny that they start getting complaints from my crowd and then like they just like they're like we've made a mistake
00:38:47.880
the casino like don't go to this casino they don't allow free
00:38:51.560
whatever speech yada yada and then they just like start losing so much money
00:38:56.280
and but like i'm pretty sure they're just subsidized by the government like i don't even think they
00:39:00.520
i don't even know how it works they don't have to pay tax all that money is tax-free
00:39:05.400
so they were gonna make like 40 grand 45 extra grand plus booze plus all the people gambling
00:39:13.880
for my show that that now they're just not gonna make like yeah easily like over 150k that's retarded
00:39:40.280
he never got any other club just yachts can always go to yucks
00:39:45.320
always go there it is cool that yucks is always there
00:39:47.960
yucks is always there for me every time i do profanity
00:39:57.080
just realistically cut to you in the green room being like what do you mean i can't smoke
00:40:00.680
what do you mean i gotta go three flights of stairs i have a smoke
00:40:18.120
16 times eight what the fuck and then i get the check i'm like all right that was a good show
00:40:23.640
good weekend this is good it's great great i know i have bankers on the last show of every weekend
00:40:29.160
it's just like hey i want to go home and then you get that check you're like oh i love comedy
00:40:36.360
you are yeah well what were we looking at in chandler you were looking at how much george carlin made in
00:40:42.040
the 70s was like 25 grand yeah george carlin on his peak made 50 000 us 1972 no i think he made
00:40:51.640
like 500 like his peak was like yeah the equivalent to like two but only the equivalent to like two or
00:40:56.760
three million like it wasn't like where it's like netflix deals for like 16 million and shit
00:41:01.000
yeah like but everything was cheaper so it's like 1.2 million like you're
00:41:04.680
if you paid like 1500 a month in rent like you had like a mansion so like i guess exactly it makes sense
00:41:10.600
but it is just funny to be like yeah it's funny like yo that's my hero he made 40 grand
00:41:19.320
16 000 a year i feel like richard prior made more because he did movies and i feel like the movies
00:41:26.200
way more money 100 i don't know why george i guess george carlin just wasn't as good of an actor
00:41:34.200
no man i mean he was like he talked to because on the first episode of snl he was supposed to be on
00:41:39.480
it and he was like just doing coke crashing out being like yo why don't this shit's not
00:41:43.400
funny what is this right one of the head writers told him that he was like stealing lenny bruce's
00:41:49.640
act after he was dead and he was like all right yeah walk it out and then he talks about it he's
00:41:53.560
like yeah i probably should have stuck around but he was just on drugs and he was like he was george
00:41:58.600
carlin so he was kind of just the king of comedy he just kept putting out like hours and specials
00:42:04.440
whereas richard kind of did just do acting and he put out specials too but yeah i mean of course
00:42:12.120
honestly the greatest comedian of all time is uh simon rakoff oh my god i forgot to message you
00:42:18.360
that last night i was gonna just start messaging you random yuck comics we're at mothership
00:42:23.320
i was just gonna be like yo ian sirota's here what the
00:42:26.120
fuck little ryan tonkins here like it yeah all right this is a patreon i guess and uh good night
00:42:36.520
everybody all right plug your dates just kidding uh
00:42:40.760
guys hungry i'm like forcing him not to work out too he's getting fatter every day
00:43:00.360
every night he looks at me and goes i'm having the best night of my life
00:43:10.120
that's true yeah obviously once he the second he eats and he's at like mothership or sunset he's
00:43:15.240
gonna be like i am in the right place to be fair i kind of felt that too there were some the one lunch
00:43:21.880
we had at that barbecue place where like your daughter and your son is crying and your wife
00:43:29.000
is just breastfeeding and there's like two guys talking about youtube algorithm like down
00:43:32.920
the table just a nightmare and then we walked out you're like great meal i love this place let's go
00:43:38.680
back good food just like a whirlwind of a family some good eats
00:43:49.080
all right i'm out of here thank you everybody love you and uh good night you can stay on the phone
00:43:54.200
that was it though my best friend is a ai robot in the phone