Bankas Podcast - Ben Bankas is on Fire ｜ The Bankas Show - #023

00:00:00.000 Hello, it is me, the human animal hubby from Wuhan, China, named Ben Bangko.

00:00:08.280 People know me on the internet as Ben Bangko.

00:00:13.900 I am the author eager of the future man of Toronto, Ben Bangko.

00:00:22.880 But my name is Ben Bangko.

00:00:26.640 Ben Bangko.

00:00:27.440 And I support a Ben Bangko from me, at Toronto.

00:00:33.220 I support a Ben Bangko from me, at Toronto.

00:00:36.800 And I'm very upset about the, uh, Wi-Fi.

00:00:43.340 I don't know the Wi-Fi, rather the internet, the Wi-Fi, rather fire in the wilderness.

00:00:50.840 The Wi-Fi is very bad, and we're sending the smoke from the Canada down to the United States of America.

00:01:00.420 Just to make sure that they will enforce the crime and rock down, just like a Justin Trudeau.

00:01:09.600 That's right, the Prime Minister, the President Trudeau.

00:01:15.380 He's the one who want to do the crime and rock, and want to do a mask for a smoke.

00:01:22.420 You want to wear a mask for a smoke?

00:01:25.140 Sometime you have to, soon you're gonna have to wear a mask for the smoke.

00:01:28.380 You go outside, there's a smoke in the air, you have to put the energy fur, over your face.

00:01:38.160 Believe me, I wish I was wearing a mask, I wish I wore a mask right now.

00:01:42.920 I wish I had the mask on, right, I know.

00:01:46.020 Of course.

00:01:47.500 It's the military.

00:01:51.460 Excuse me, I need to transition back into the,

00:01:55.640 the merer, Toronto.

00:01:57.360 Benbanger.

00:01:58.420 Hello, thank you so much for listening to my portion of the

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00:02:08.660 You need to subscribe, you need to watch a show every day.

00:02:13.120 you're right otherwise you'll raise it the most racist thing you can do is breathe in the air from

00:02:22.320 a forest fire never breathe in air from a forest fire if you breathe in air from a forest fire

00:02:29.520 you're not going to not be able to breathe just like a joel freud you know what joel freud joel

00:02:37.040 freud you know a joel freud joel freud it's not a joe coy that's a stand-up comedian a joel freud

00:02:44.640 george freud he couldn't breathe either i feel like i can't breathe right now i can barely breathe

00:02:53.520 i need to transition everybody give me a moment watch the magic i'm going to transition hello

00:02:59.520 everybody the future mayor of toronto ben bankus the most progressive candidate that exists on the

00:03:04.960 planet earth welcome to the bankers show this is a podcast for those of you that

00:03:14.400 are big bad bankers fans you listen to the bankers show you learn a lot about me you learn a lot about

00:03:21.280 what is going on in our city in our economy what's going on with the human monkeys there's a lot of 1.00

00:03:28.800 human monkeys out there actually i didn't know this but people are sending me a lot of videos saying

00:03:32.640 that they are my long lost brothers and sisters and i bereaved them hello bam banka i just want to

00:03:42.080 let you know that you are not the only human monkey hybrid from china i also was creating arab and ruhan 0.90

00:03:52.640 and maybe you are my wrong lost brother you never knew bam banka

00:03:58.800 okay okay i bereaved them because uh i'm from a wuhan town what's going on today is the wildfires

00:04:09.760 have spread throughout uh from canada from the canadian woke forests where for some reason we were not

00:04:16.880 hanging pride flags from those trees which burned down which i believe that had something to do with

00:04:22.560 uh the uh the science behind the forest fires i believe that there would have been no forest fires

00:04:28.560 had we had some pride paraphernalia hanging from those trees i believe that would have helped uh

00:04:36.720 immensely i would have i think it would have slowed the spread as we talked about uh in covid we need to

00:04:43.360 now talk about it with forest fires slowing the spread social distance because of the smoke and we need to

00:04:50.720 to stay six feet apart to manage our uh oxygen levels because we don't want anybody stealing your oxygen

00:04:59.440 right now this is a time lapse of new york city

00:05:04.720 the smoke in new york city obviously much worse than it was in toronto reason being because i'm

00:05:22.640 running for mayor and i'm wearing the suit which is repelling the smoke away from the city this is the

00:05:27.520 only way forward folks the only way to fight forest fires is to completely cover your body with pride

00:05:36.160 symbols paraphernalia whatever it is that's the only way to stop the spread of this uh this vicious

00:05:41.360 forest fire my idea is that we should be sending all of our garbage from the landfills towards the fire

00:05:49.840 burning the garbage kill two birds one stone net zero carbon i think that that is uh the way

00:05:59.040 to go now another thing happened today a comedian named andrew schultz who a lot of my fans are

00:06:08.240 familiar with who's an american comedian he's coming to toronto to the scotiabank theater however i am

00:06:14.800 uh running for mayor of toronto so it is in my power once elected which will be before his appearance

00:06:23.920 at scotiabank arena i will formally ban andrew schultz from the city of toronto and have his event

00:06:30.720 canceled period no ifs ands or buts one of the reasons for this as you may watch this video right now

00:06:41.280 you will see that he has taken one of my tactics of taking politicians and doing their voices for

00:06:49.120 promotional and or publicity reasons now i know maybe i'm not the first i thought i've been doing

00:06:54.880 this for three years in canada so andrew schultz you're welcome if you somehow saw me do this and did

00:07:01.680 it yourself i will forgive you and grant you access to the great city of toronto under one condition

00:07:09.680 that you let me ben bankus open for you at scotiabank arena no ifs ands or buts otherwise

00:07:18.560 i'm going to have to win this election one way or another whether it's me winning or whether it's

00:07:22.480 olivia chow winning and we will bar you from performing at the scotiabank arena for being a 1.00

00:07:29.280 homophobic misogynist person that makes people laugh

00:07:32.640 because comedy is outdated folks we need to get rid of comedy in the city of toronto we have too 0.88

00:07:39.600 many comedy clubs comedy bar yuck yucks absolute comedy the backroom comedy club the royal comedy club

00:07:48.400 the corner comedy club it's too much comedy we need to laugh less we need to get rid of these comedy

00:07:55.520 clubs and we need to fill them with drag story time hour for children nighttime shows drag time

00:08:03.120 story time hour um make that hour 8 p.m okay i think we need to be i i think all comedy clubs should

00:08:11.040 be replaced with drag uh bars and burlesque bars for men to dress up like women and show their body parts 0.89

00:08:18.080 to anybody of all ages and uh that's just how i feel and i'm running for mayor so i'm gonna make it

00:08:24.320 happen and nobody can tell me i can't another thing we're going to be doing um is uh well first let's

00:08:31.200 actually watch let's watch the video that andrew schultz made that i am claiming that he stole this

00:08:36.480 idea from me hello my fellow canadians it is your prime minister justin trudeau here and i am formally

00:08:44.480 announcing that i will be boycotting andrew schultz's comedy show at the scotiabank arena on september 30th

00:08:51.440 ticket link in bion i will not be there

00:09:19.440 now obviously i'm jealous and i uh wish andrew schultz the best and i will be at that arena

00:09:29.520 one day myself whether he lets me open for him or not that is my testament to my fans and my friends

00:09:35.760 and my uh mother with dementia and my father and my child and my fiancee and myself that i will be on

00:09:44.800 that stage with or without you andrew so it is your choice make the choice wisely because otherwise

00:09:53.280 we will be barring you from the city of toronto and it's that easy we've already done it with uh

00:09:57.520 jordan peterson we've already done it with uh dr gad sad who's a regular guest on the joe rogan

00:10:03.920 experience we've already done it from a fellow comedian that also lives in new york city that's from

00:10:08.160 toronto ryan long who we've banned from the city of toronto so it is not out of the question to ban

00:10:14.320 you andrew schultz from the city of toronto for stealing the simple idea of making the prime minister

00:10:22.080 speak

00:10:22.400 it this is it was a stolen idea

00:10:29.520 no it's a great video that he made it's a great idea i wish i had i probably should have done more

00:10:33.440 promo of shows as those people but

00:10:39.600 now i'm gonna have to steal his idea now i'm gonna have to do this for my show by the way my show um

00:10:47.680 we had a big kerfuffle this week so the the place that i'm playing the royal theater on college street

00:10:54.720 is a place that andrew schultz was playing probably not even that long ago maybe five years ago okay so

00:11:01.360 we're on track here folks i don't know if you know this how hard i'm killing it but it's quite hard

00:11:08.720 okay um this is the thing my show was originally supposed to be june 17th at the royal theater i've

00:11:17.600 been selling tickets for three months we were 90 sold out and then boom 0.95

00:11:25.840 boom the venue let me know that a racist anti-gay anti-lesbian anti-trans 0.73

00:11:37.360 festival called the taste of italy festival 0.96

00:11:41.360 a horribly homophobic festival is coming to college street june 17th and for the days surrounding that

00:11:49.760 and the entire street will be blocked off and there will be thousands tens of thousands of angry 0.77

00:11:55.840 homophobic italians some of which may be murdered in mob hits on the street while eating gelato

00:12:07.120 and this is going to cause chaos or would have caused chaos for my fans friends staff everybody in the

00:12:12.560 comics who needed to get to the venue people would be showing up an hour late for the show uh some of

00:12:18.160 them you know the ones who weren't able to plan a lot of people would have been pissed off

00:12:22.960 and the venue came to me and said hey we'll broker a deal and we'll get you to move to the following

00:12:30.000 friday which to me is not that bad which to some of my fans who just have all these plans i don't know

00:12:34.640 i guess i have a lot of fans with a lot of plans so what people do summer comes in canada people have

00:12:39.440 plans right away they want to make sure that they have something fun to do every weekend

00:12:42.800 because they can't just relax listen folks it's forest fire season you should be indoors

00:12:51.760 anyway there's no reason for you to be going to any cottages and starting any fires

00:12:56.640 you should be staying in the city of toronto to watch ben bankus

00:12:59.840 live june 23rd at the royal theater formerly june 17th now for all those who are heartbroken and made

00:13:07.840 plans i had some people driving from out of town getting hotels to be able to come to see my show

00:13:14.320 on june 17th and they are not able to make the 23rd so what i've done is create a free show

00:13:22.080 for people who could not make june 17th sorry the june 23rd show when it was switched from the june

00:13:30.880 17th we are now doing a different show june 17th for free 8 pm at a different location okay and we're

00:13:40.240 doing this for the fans we're doing this for the people affected by the date change you want to

00:13:46.800 still come see me we're doing this because we need to do something that night and we need to garner

00:13:53.360 support for bankers for mayor this is a semi-campaign event and party and comedy variety show we may not

00:14:03.040 even put chairs inside we may do a standing only comedy show and pack as many people as we can into

00:14:10.800 the small room and do a absolutely crazy dance party not so some kind of nuts event so this is what is

00:14:17.920 happening so if you're not coming to that that is an absolute shame

00:14:26.640 elliott page reveals chilling transphobic attack outside la hotel i'm going to 0.99

00:14:31.680 fucking gay bash you you uh let's read a little more about that that has sparked my interest 0.94

00:14:40.640 i don't know about you folks elliott page reveals it's so hard to even read it like these websites 1.00

00:14:46.400 these newspapers like the terms of service and this and that la page reveals chilling transphobic 0.99

00:14:54.720 attack outside la hotel i'm going to fucking kill you i'm going to gay bash you um i need a gun in 1.00

00:15:02.240 los angeles she says they said he said page 36 was standing on a corner in west hollywood on his way to 1.00

00:15:09.440 pink dot convenience store when the enraged and hateful stranger approached him shouting obscenities

00:15:15.120 according to los angeles times we already know what they said the man yelled forcing the actor to bolt

00:15:20.720 towards the store in fear that's not very manly of you man ellen i thought you were a man you're not

00:15:29.920 going to stand up to that guy you're not going to call him a back that's what a man does they don't run to

00:15:36.560 the pink dot employees at the pink dot escorted terrified page into the shop but the man allegedly

00:15:43.280 followed him and stood in the doorway this is why i need a gun the maniac reportedly yelled at page

00:15:50.480 through the glass door page whose dead name was ellen page ooh how could they dead oh you're allowed to

00:15:57.600 dead name if you dead name if you say i'm dead naked revealed he was transgender in 2020 now he says he no 0.62

00:16:04.080 longer feels safe in los angeles oh my god now when i'm in los angeles i don't feel comfortable like 0.97

00:16:11.920 i used to going for walks a canadian born oh of course elliot page is canadian of course all of our 0.99

00:16:17.280 fucking celebrities have to be embarrassments schultz let me a fucking open otherwise i'm cutting my tits 1.00

00:16:24.160 off and moving to la uh i don't have well i do have tits to cut off i guess the ordeal may have shaken 1.00

00:16:30.160 the actor but he acknowledged that he has the privilege to stay in safer hotels and higher

00:16:34.240 security if needed unlike most people living in la doesn't mean it's not traumatic but i have

00:16:38.560 resources that in every instance that is difficult protect and can shield me from these things yeah

00:16:42.480 it's called being rich the juno stars recounting of the alleged verbal assault and threats come in

00:16:47.680 the wake of another story recently shared of his upcoming memoir page boy about when a famous 0.95

00:16:53.600 a asshole told him being gay doesn't exist page who came out as gay in february 2014 claims that an 0.99

00:17:01.760 unnamed a-list actor told him he was going to fuck you to make you realize you weren't gay 1.00

00:17:08.240 at a birthday party in los angeles shortly after coming out um 1.00

00:17:14.560 guy sounds kind of hilarious but obviously that he he's playing with fire saying that to a a lesbian

00:17:21.040 slash trans he purposely did not name the accused high profile celebrity but said they would hear

00:17:26.560 about this and know it's him the actor added another celebrity whom he describes as only an 0.72

00:17:31.040 acquaintance insisted you aren't gay that doesn't exist you're just afraid of men 0.98

00:17:37.120 kind of hilarious hearing that because they're right no i'm just kidding they're not right gay people 1.00

00:17:44.240 exist but elliot page is a rich woman female actress i i think that there's something very

00:17:51.680 bizarre going on with this whole story i'm not one to judge yes trans people exist in the world but i

00:17:58.640 mean it's being it's being fueled by this you know it's it's it's the idea that oh you're depressed so 0.97

00:18:05.040 here's the solution cut your you know genitals off i think that that's a bit much personally just 0.99

00:18:10.080 personally could they have gone to therapy for a little bit and you know maybe they should have 1.00

00:18:14.240 fucked that a-list actor i'm sorry am i allowed to say that as mayor of toronto days later the 0.99

00:18:20.400 acquaintance ran into page at the gym expressing he didn't have a problem with gay people i think 0.98

00:18:24.480 you might page claims to have replied so she would page was more uh aggressive as a woman to speak 0.82

00:18:31.040 back to people talking shit to her the memoir also shares details about a secret relationship with a

00:18:36.480 closeted female co-star called ryan and a romance with kate morrow while dating max minghella 0.97

00:18:44.160 this was right after i'd come out as gay and it was a time of exploration and also heartbreak the 0.99

00:18:49.280 oscar-nominated actor wrote uh actors suck actors suck ass okay there are almost no comedians that have 0.99

00:18:58.400 transitioned uh and after success okay there's a lot of comedians actually that transition to become 0.99

00:19:06.400 successful there was one uh in toronto that i don't even here i'll do what elliot page did oh i 0.99

00:19:11.840 just kicked the fucking camera fuck me fuck me i need to fucking hire eight indians to fucking run this 1.00

00:19:17.680 show i'll do what elliot page did and not name who this person is but there is a comic in canada who 1.00

00:19:26.560 i started comedy around the time that they started comedy uh they were also uh had a similar uh ethnic 0.76

00:19:34.560 background as as my dad and uh yeah they were a dude it was a dude it was a fucking dude man it was a 0.99

00:19:44.960 pretty jack dude and but just not good at comedy a very pretty bad comic through and through you know 0.85

00:19:53.280 one of those guys that gets up there tries too hard and everybody's just like oh this is terrible

00:20:00.000 this is terrible and they're just trying so hard to convince you that no no no this is this is good

00:20:05.120 this is good like you know one of those delusional comics that comes off stage after they bomb and make 0.84

00:20:10.080 it everything weird and they go i murdered it's like no you didn't you fucking bomb um so he was that 0.99

00:20:15.280 and then i guess i i think that they had i thought they had quit comedy to some extent but then they 0.98

00:20:22.320 transitioned first it started with cross-dressing then it was i'm fully a woman and then it's you

00:20:28.960 know the pills and the thing and it's like okay and then they got on cbc and it's like is that worth it

00:20:35.760 i mean i'm wearing a pride suit right now hopefully this is enough to get me on cbc without any surgeries

00:20:42.400 i'm trying to get on cbc with no surgeries i guess this is what you have to do though now

00:20:49.120 if you want to make two thousand dollars once at a shitty festival then you can uh you know in canada 0.52

00:20:58.080 you can cut your whatever i don't even know if it's cut off that it's very sad i think it's sad 0.97

00:21:04.320 and if that's homophobic or transphobic then i don't know what to say is that not sad you knew

00:21:08.400 somebody as a one gender and then they switch to the other and they're just you know completely 0.78

00:21:13.280 are wrapped up in a political ideology right hard left you know it's it's

00:21:22.160 people want to act like this isn't happening i want to act like this isn't happening i'll be

00:21:28.000 honest but nobody wants to listen to that nobody wants to listen to you know that like the people 0.92

00:21:33.840 who have no followers that comment on shit on instagram and and on the other social medias 0.99

00:21:38.320 and you know they say things like you go the rights the only people talking about gays like 1.00

00:21:43.680 the left aren't even talking about dude that's insane if you have kids you know that there's gay 1.00

00:21:49.360 shit every fucking where 1.00

00:21:56.160 and and then to say oh oh so you have an issue with that oh you have an issue with that do you 1.00

00:22:00.640 have an issue with that maybe i fucking do i don't have an issue with gay people existing i 0.99

00:22:06.480 don't have a gay issue with gay people having rights but i have an issue with every single 1.00

00:22:10.960 fucking place i look including every children's place that we go to every early on uh you know uh 0.99

00:22:19.840 in toronto where they teach kids from like four or five whatever it is six months to four years 1.00

00:22:26.400 they have trans flags everywhere why does a fucking three-year-old need to see a trans flag 0.96

00:22:32.960 they can try it and how do you argue that that's not political propaganda and agenda i'm so i'm 0.99

00:22:38.880 i'm wearing a pride suit right now telling you the truth this is why i've been acting like this and i

00:22:42.720 have people yelling at me on twitter and facebook and instagram going this guy's a you know he's a

00:22:47.840 groomer he went to a jays game and i'm proving a point by going to the jays game i'm proving a point

00:22:53.600 by going to the jays game and so saying let's go trans kids and people cheer and there's white

00:23:00.080 people looking at me confused knowing oh my god yeah i guess i have to cheer like it's why didn't

00:23:06.160 a single person stand up and say no there was somebody who actually said i appreciate your right

00:23:11.280 to say that but i if you could sit down i'm trying to watch the game that's about it so nobody gives a 1.00

00:23:16.960 shit everybody's okay with all this shit happening everywhere i go in this suit old fat white women 1.00

00:23:22.560 go i like that suit i really like that suit i had a lot of gay friends yeah you had a lot of gay 1.00

00:23:28.560 friends and now you're an old white woman with no husband sad and alone so was it worth it to have a 0.68

00:23:36.160 sorry but my mom did that and she had a gay friend and he was awesome he's very cool he died died from

00:23:42.720 uh after he got a brain aneurysm after his uh astrazeneca's he was obsessed he was obsessed with

00:23:51.520 astrazeneca he was obsessed with the mass obsessed obsessed had this brain aneurysm obviously we were 0.97

00:23:56.960 told it was completely unrelated who the fuck knows my mother's dementia how many fucking vaccines did 0.99

00:24:02.160 she get every time she went to the doctor they give her another fucking vaccine for whatever the 1.00

00:24:06.240 fuck i actually remember randomly like three four years ago before the pandemic i went to the doctor 0.99

00:24:11.760 and he's like oh you're late on your tetanus and just gave it to him what the fuck tetanus where 0.99

00:24:18.080 the fuck is tetanus what am i what am i getting what what the fuck is that so people want to pretend 0.99

00:24:26.080 like everything that's stressing half the population at least out about the weird medical agenda that 1.00

00:24:35.760 happened over the last three years the weird gay agenda that happened over the last three years the 0.99

00:24:40.080 weird race agenda that's been happening over the last three years dividing people separating people 0.99

00:24:44.640 getting them against each other all this shit makes it harder for the democracy to be a democracy and 0.98

00:24:50.400 makes it easier for a dictatorship and authoritarian authoritarianism to flourish guys that's what they're 0.99

00:24:57.040 doing they're splitting everybody up they're making everybody mad at each other they're bringing in

00:25:02.000 tons and tons of people who don't speak english into the country so those people can't really 1.00

00:25:05.840 interact in the same way democratically to be able to like hey you want to overthrow the government

00:25:12.160 i i posted something about that and somebody was like not really true you can just like do google

00:25:16.560 translate yeah i'm gonna google translate to a a giant group of angry uh indians that once the 1.00

00:25:23.200 fucking apocalypse happens what are you out of your goddamn mind 0.99

00:25:25.840 so it is happening there's lots of crazy shit happening and what's fucked up is like this this page 1.00

00:25:34.480 this elliott page why can't elliott page just be trans and leave everybody alone why do they have to be 0.99

00:25:42.080 an icon for trans it's an attention grab i'm sorry but it's a fucking just like my fucking i'm i'll be 0.99

00:25:48.960 honest with you this suit yeah it's an attention grab this ties an attention grab everything all the videos 0.99

00:25:54.080 i've been doing are attention grabs i'm doing it on purpose to create a following so i can have a

00:25:58.800 career in comedy and i don't end up doing fucking red deer alberta once a year for for 400 bucks 0.98

00:26:04.960 like every other canadian comic who has no career and doesn't give a shit about having no career 0.99

00:26:09.520 i give a shit so i get your attention i get your bench no yeah yeah yeah but i'm not cutting off my 0.99

00:26:18.480 genitalia and i'm not pushing any ideologies on you if you don't like me you can hang up the phone 1.00

00:26:24.080 you don't you know and i'm not pushing ideologies on on fucking kids although some of my fans are 0.98

00:26:29.920 like my kids love your chinese accent so maybe i am i don't know what to tell you but elliott page is 0.99

00:26:36.800 obsessed with this shit like and on all these same with the fucking trans comic from canada that i was 0.98

00:26:45.920 talking about it's the same thing it's it's just like it's it's like the it's like the rip cord 1.00

00:26:50.400 becoming trans is like the ultimate it's like the emergency parachute cord for having a career 1.00

00:26:57.680 in show business now it's like nothing else worked i'll cut off my dick um this is now going on so 0.99

00:27:07.520 mostly immigrant parents this is happening in md i don't even know what province or state that is 1.00

00:27:13.760 face off against mostly white american-born woke women um of privilege who use lady gaga to silence 1.00

00:27:22.480 people of color so okay what was happening um the muslims outnumber the woke activists about 1.00

00:27:30.400 five to one let's just watch this video guys so we got all these muslims and then these fat white sickle mom 0.99

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00:28:57.540 Okay, we get it.

00:29:20.340 We get it. 1.00

00:29:21.520 It's a Muslim mob and a gay mob. 1.00

00:29:23.680 Here's more of the gay mob. 1.00

00:29:27.540 There's literal gay men who don't have children and old women and like the people who are 0.99

00:29:43.200 supporting these people are no longer just supporting gay rights.

00:29:46.480 They're supporting teaching children like it's just mind-blowing that this is even happening 0.99

00:29:52.000 and I don't even like talking about it because it's just so fucked up to even take a second 0.98

00:29:56.980 to actually think and, you know, when we were in grade school, we didn't start talking 0.97

00:30:03.380 about sex or anything until grade five.

00:30:06.920 Okay, grade five, we did do sex ed.

00:30:08.900 We did like a, you could put a question into the box and the teacher would answer it and 0.98

00:30:15.020 most of the questions were like, can you do it like it was like, you know, what's blowjob? 0.95

00:30:22.580 And, you know, kids were 11 there, you know, 12. 0.97

00:30:26.060 They're taught there.

00:30:27.460 And even that is like, okay, but like, yeah, maybe you whatever.

00:30:31.560 Okay. 0.99

00:30:32.600 Gay, maybe trans. 0.61

00:30:33.880 I don't know.

00:30:34.320 But we're talking about kids under four.

00:30:40.540 I don't know what to say, folks.

00:30:42.320 Vote Ban Bank is for mayor of Toronto.

00:30:44.320 I shouldn't.

00:30:44.880 What's your platform?

00:30:45.660 My platform is being hilarious and not putting up with woke white people who are just trying 1.00

00:30:54.240 to ruin society and I have no idea how badly they're doing it and a lot of them are fucking 0.99

00:30:59.360 boomers and a lot of them are, it's boomers and the really young women in their 20s that 0.99

00:31:06.000 are ruining society and then the women in their 50s and up who are just pushing this agenda. 1.00

00:31:10.940 Everybody, all the women in the middle, I think, who have young kids are like, kind 1.00

00:31:14.520 of like, whoa, this is fucked. 1.00

00:31:24.240 I just don't understand what it's like, the freedom to teach other kids who are Muslim 1.00

00:31:30.980 about gay stuff.

00:31:32.400 Like, how is that freedom? 0.92

00:31:33.700 Why can't it simply be that the Muslim kids get to learn what they want to learn?

00:31:40.600 And like, if you want to teach your kid about gay rights, can you not do that at home?

00:31:45.240 Like.

00:31:47.220 Hello, that's what I do.

00:31:49.000 I put on the suit.

00:31:49.800 They go.

00:31:50.040 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

00:31:54.240 a couple more news items and we got to get out of here because the camera is going to

00:31:59.940 die.

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00:32:17.500 Here's a story.

00:32:18.140 Toronto is getting a restaurant where all the food is made by chefs living with HIV.

00:32:22.680 Yeah.

00:32:23.120 How long do you think that's going to be open? 0.98

00:32:26.100 That's that's that's absolutely ridiculous.

00:32:28.560 Toronto is getting a restaurant where all the chefs. 0.99

00:32:31.800 Have HIV.

00:32:35.640 On June 4th, Casey House, especially hospital and senator will be hosting HIV eatery and evening

00:32:41.160 filled with special.

00:32:41.960 OK, it's one evening.

00:32:43.960 It's one evening.

00:32:44.800 You know what?

00:32:45.240 I want to support that as mayor of Toronto.

00:32:47.400 I will wear this suit and go eat some HIV food for the cause. 1.00

00:32:52.820 OK, now, before we get out of here, the last big story that's going on, also a Muslim story

00:32:58.060 having to do with so there was a teacher in Canada who essentially told her Muslim students

00:33:10.620 that if they were not willing to go to the pride events that they would.

00:33:18.000 So essentially, this woman, she's a high school teacher in Canada.

00:33:22.000 She told her Muslim students that didn't want to go to the LGBTQ pride events that basically

00:33:27.760 they should go back to their country, which part of me thinks is kind of hilarious. 0.50

00:33:32.720 And, you know, and then the other part of me is like, well, what what are these people

00:33:37.600 really doing?

00:33:38.340 They obviously have no idea what inclusion is.

00:33:40.960 They have no idea.

00:33:42.500 There's no liberals have no real interest in other cultures like Trudeau doesn't have an

00:33:48.260 interest in other cultures, just wants to dress up like them.

00:33:50.800 It's like this woman. 0.99

00:33:51.400 It's like, yeah, well, you can be Muslim, but you have to be my type of Muslim where you 1.00

00:33:55.200 do this and do that. 0.62

00:33:57.240 So anyway, let's take a listen before we get out of here at this woman ranting and raving 1.00

00:34:01.080 at her Muslim students at a Canadian high school in Edmonton, Alberta.

00:34:05.580 Well, I'll tell you to lunch, if you think it's accessible to not show up because you think

00:34:12.240 if there's some pride activities going on at school, right?

00:34:15.760 Oh, that's fine.

00:34:16.580 You know, because I'm going to show my opinion by hanging out at the mall.

00:34:20.700 But meanwhile, all of those kids who are, you know, involved in, say, the Gay Street Alliance

00:34:26.780 or whatever, I don't even know if we have that anymore in our school.

00:34:29.560 They're here when we did Ramadan for lying time. 0.96

00:34:33.880 And they're showing respect in the class.

00:34:36.780 I love that.

00:34:37.660 It's like you're comparing being gay to an entire ancient religion.

00:34:43.460 Like, I mean, I don't know how to like if I was Muslim, I would just like I wouldn't 1.00

00:34:47.660 be like, I'm a I don't get pissed pissed. 0.99

00:34:50.280 I think it's funny that she's that dumb that she's doing it and she might get fired for 1.00

00:34:54.700 this. 0.99

00:34:55.300 But like, is is there no like, is she that fucking unaware that she's telling people to go back 0.99

00:35:02.340 to the country and saying that, you know, oh, the gay kids came to Ramadan. 0.99

00:35:06.360 You need to go like. 0.99

00:35:07.540 Yeah. 0.98

00:35:07.900 And if you ask the Muslim kids, do you want the gay kids at Ramadan, what would they what 0.99

00:35:13.340 are they going to answer? 1.00

00:35:14.040 Oh, yes, we need to have the Gay Straight Alliance at the fucking Ramadan. 1.00

00:35:18.100 Your religion, right? 1.00

00:35:20.020 For your beliefs.

00:35:22.060 It goes two ways.

00:35:24.180 If you want to be respected for who you are, if you don't want to suffer prejudice for your

00:35:29.420 religion, your color of skin, your whatever, then you better give it back to people who

00:35:35.420 are different from you.

00:35:36.200 That's how it works.

00:35:38.200 It's an exchange.

00:35:40.420 That's right.

00:35:41.220 If you want people to not be racist towards you for the color of your skin and your religious 0.99

00:35:46.960 beliefs, you need to get on your knees and pray to the transgender gods that we created 0.94

00:35:52.520 three years ago because we're woke white women who didn't achieve anything in our lives and 1.00

00:35:58.400 we got fat and we became school teachers so we could preach to kids of color what is and

00:36:03.600 isn't a Canadian value. 1.00

00:36:05.040 Pretty pathetic. 1.00

00:36:07.040 I mean, it's pretty pathetic. 0.99

00:36:09.300 And it isn't like that in all countries. 1.00

00:36:11.640 As I told you, in Uganda, literally, if they think you're gay, they will execute you.

00:36:16.760 If you believe that kind of thing, then you don't belong here because that is not what 0.93

00:36:22.780 Canada believes.

00:36:23.640 We believe in freedom.

00:36:26.640 We believe that people can marry whomever they want.

00:36:30.100 This is probably the same woman was she's talking about freedom.

00:36:33.280 Now guarantee the same woman was like lock it down masks. 0.90

00:36:38.360 I'm not going into that classroom.

00:36:40.120 I'm afraid to get it.

00:36:42.100 Vaccines, everything mandatory.

00:36:44.100 Mandatory shouldn't leave the country. 1.00

00:36:46.100 Now she's talking about freedom. 1.00

00:36:48.100 You can tell in her voice she's mentally ill. 1.00

00:36:50.560 She's a mentally ill older woman, middle aged woman, and she has nothing. 1.00

00:36:54.900 She probably has cats. 1.00

00:36:55.800 She probably has nothing.

00:36:57.000 She watches pride videos all night. 1.00

00:36:59.300 She's a loser. 1.00

00:37:00.280 And these kids, they didn't say that they want to have gay people executed. 1.00

00:37:04.600 They literally just were like, I don't want to go to these stupid pride events because 1.00

00:37:08.020 I fucking think they're dumb. 1.00

00:37:09.720 And I would feel the exact same way if I was in high school and I would have done the 1.00

00:37:13.040 exact same thing.

00:37:13.940 I would have skipped class and went and smoked weed.

00:37:16.960 Or we would have interrupted the entire assembly like my friends and I used to do.

00:37:20.700 When we would have assemblies, they'd bring in some documentary filmmaker who'd, you

00:37:24.460 know, start playing their movie about India.

00:37:26.760 And my friend would be like, welcome to Portugal.

00:37:29.380 You're dug it.

00:37:31.580 So. 0.99

00:37:33.400 I think it's a little extreme to be saying, oh, you want to execute gays because you want 0.99

00:37:39.660 to go to the mall instead of the weird pride event like, no, they're just these kids are 1.00

00:37:44.620 just like, fuck this shit. 1.00

00:37:46.320 And I agree. 1.00

00:37:50.580 I agree.

00:37:51.340 It's too much.

00:37:51.940 I shouldn't have to be wearing.

00:37:53.180 Why am I wearing this?

00:37:54.100 Do you think I'd be wearing this if the left was? 0.99

00:37:55.800 You know, wasn't talking about this shit all the time where it's something else. 0.96

00:38:00.600 But I have to wear this to raise awareness about how I have to wear this to raise awareness 0.99

00:38:05.560 about how many people are upset and the Muslims and the Jews and the bring it to the YMCA.

00:38:14.520 That is in the law.

00:38:16.500 And if you don't think that should be the law, you can't be Canadian.

00:38:20.620 You don't belong here.

00:38:21.740 And I mean it.

00:38:22.440 I really mean it.

00:38:23.940 And it's not a joke, man.

00:38:25.080 I said back and forth.

00:38:28.660 You want it.

00:38:29.500 You got to give it.

00:38:32.280 It just makes me angry.

00:38:35.900 Sorry.

00:38:37.300 Pretty nuts that, like I said, this is the state of our country. 0.98

00:38:44.300 If you want people to not be racist to you, you have to bow down to the gays, which the 1.00

00:38:49.700 gays, this woman's obviously not, probably not gay, but there's just this crazy thing 1.00

00:38:54.840 with women. 0.96

00:38:55.580 Women are the real authoritarians now in our country, by the way. 1.00

00:38:58.700 It's just bored women and they go online and they watch Facebook videos of other bored 1.00

00:39:04.080 women complaining about their relationships and this and that. 0.99

00:39:08.060 And then they, then they get old and then they have nothing to fucking complain about. 0.99

00:39:11.660 So then they go, the gays, why are you so mean to the gays? 1.00

00:39:16.740 Like, how about you start sucking dick again, go find yourself a boyfriend and live happily 1.00

00:39:23.060 after after instead of being a miserable cunt and yelling at poor Muslim 16 year old boys 1.00

00:39:29.560 who really probably just don't give a shit about all this stuff. 1.00

00:39:34.260 And to be honest, there's tons of people who don't give a shit about this stuff. 0.99

00:39:37.700 And, you know, the white people out there, like I just had some woman on my TikTok, like, 0.99

00:39:43.260 how dare you say the R word? 0.99

00:39:45.020 Are you really saying retard? 0.99

00:39:46.800 Like, oh my God, like. 1.00

00:39:49.200 Dude, I'm not living in your reality where I'm not allowed to say what the fuck comes into 0.98

00:39:53.480 my head, like the idea, oh, everybody, you can't say racist things, but what if I think 0.99

00:39:58.020 them, what if there's racist shit, I'm not allowed to talk then and racism is illegal 1.00

00:40:03.600 and having, fuck that shit. 1.00

00:40:05.880 That's where everything's going. 1.00

00:40:07.520 So don't allow it to get to that point.

00:40:09.540 Let's have some fun.

00:40:10.540 I think when we all make fun of each other and we all joke with each other, it makes

00:40:13.720 us get along. 0.99

00:40:14.440 And anybody who disagrees with that is dumb, like this teacher. 1.00

00:40:18.480 Fuck that woman. 1.00

00:40:19.700 Support me on Patreon, patreon.com slash Ben Bankis. 1.00

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00:40:36.340 We're going to do it like a nightclub.

00:40:37.960 Then we're going to have June 23rd in Toronto.

00:40:41.220 June 22nd, actually, sorry.

00:40:43.320 June 22nd, Niagara Falls, Ontario.

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00:41:07.020 Support me.

00:41:07.560 I love you guys.

00:41:08.380 Vote Bankis.

00:41:09.600 Ben Bankis for mayor. 0.99

00:41:10.560 Let's just be able to talk about whatever the fuck we want to talk about, however we want 0.97

00:41:15.780 to talk about it, and stop with the, you know, the woke terms and the normalize and the 0.99

00:41:22.740 don't normalize hate and hate and everything's this and, oh, marginalize and just shut up. 1.00

00:41:29.480 Just shut the fuck up and have a laugh or else go fuck yourself. 1.00

00:41:33.260 If you can't laugh at this shit, your life sucks. 1.00

00:41:35.800 And that's because that's your own fault, okay? 1.00

00:41:39.080 You're not a fun person.

00:41:40.360 There's too many unfun people in Toronto. 0.99

00:41:42.640 We need to make people fun again.

00:41:44.420 We need to make people charismatic again. 0.99

00:41:46.740 Stop looking at your phone and being a loser. 0.56

00:41:49.940 Spread the love of Ben Bankis, the next mayor of Toronto. 0.98

00:41:55.040 Vote number 13 for Ben Bankis. 0.83

00:41:57.360 All the other candidates are racist. 0.92

00:41:59.060 I am Olivia Chow. 0.97

00:42:00.280 Good night.

Bankas Podcast - June 25, 2023

Ben Bankas is on Fire ｜ The Bankas Show - #023

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