Bankas Podcast - Demtatorship ｜ The Bankas Show - #013

00:00:00.000 hello everybody and welcome to the bankers uh show as uh many of you assume

00:00:05.780 uh i have transitioned uh based on the uh upcoming requirements for some of the canadian

00:00:18.520 comedy festivals that i would like to uh apply to so i figured that um this couldn't hurt it

00:00:26.600 could not hurt and uh it was it was a lot easier than i thought uh it was actually easier to

00:00:36.280 transition than get vaccinated um obviously you have to be vaccinated to transition so um you know

00:00:46.640 if anybody who's on the right uh is thinking about uh transitioning to female uh or male uh or they

00:00:56.080 them slash genderqueer you can do that but you need to get uh you can have any combination you

00:01:05.060 can have a moderna fives you can have fives modern you can have astrophies you can have moderna fives

00:01:13.340 uh already said that moderna astra um you could also have the chinese vaccine which nobody i don't do i

00:01:22.520 don't even think they have one but they do uh they do certainly act like they do

00:01:28.740 their vaccine just makes them smarter they're just genetically modifying their people 0.81

00:01:35.700 people are like we're you know fat people

00:01:40.000 in america and canada standing around holding freedom flags and i get it and i agree with you

00:01:48.980 i'm with you sir but they're standing there with the freedom flags morbidly obese and um

00:01:59.560 you know they're worried that the government is trying to manipulate their dna

00:02:06.120 wouldn't that be a good thing for them like if they they just got smarter one day and they're 0.96

00:02:15.960 like holy shit i don't want to be uh 600 pounds there's not that many six let's be honest there's 0.91

00:02:22.380 not that many 600 pound freedom people most of them are in pretty good shape let's be honest 0.97

00:02:26.220 for a second welcome to the show everybody uh the bank of show we have a new uh we have some new

00:02:34.120 artwork for the podcast which i am very happy with uh it took a while um for it to be made

00:02:43.000 uh shout out to the artist uh i don't know his name uh he's probably lives in a third world country

00:02:52.080 and he's probably heavily underpaid for what he did but nonetheless very talented and uh i i honestly

00:03:01.080 i love it i i would i would have a whole cartoon series in that style i haven't seen how he draws

00:03:06.660 asian people yet but i would uh i would love to to fucking see that nevertheless welcome to the show 0.98

00:03:15.100 we had a great weekend um at yuck yucks in burlington we did two sold out shows tried to do a third show 0.97

00:03:25.660 and that didn't work they canceled it because we didn't sell enough tickets i got cocky but

00:03:33.160 we sold out both shows the venue um you know if they had uh

00:03:41.840 opened up a third show on friday when they saw that they were about to be sold out

00:03:48.240 then uh like on friday for saturday then blah blah blah we would have been able to sell it out i'm

00:03:53.520 pretty sure but anyway it was a great show it was very nice to meet a lot of

00:03:56.960 fans in burlington i guess the surrounding areas have a lot of um it's interesting it's like the

00:04:04.620 highest concentration of people who didn't grow up in the country but are supporting the um you know 0.72

00:04:12.760 the the fuck trudeau and the you know i grew up in hamilton but i also have a ford f-150 with a 0.96

00:04:22.800 like represent there was one woman actually that i couldn't tell if she was enjoying the show she 0.99

00:04:28.740 was like a boomer um and i was like are you enjoying the show and she just held up 0.99

00:04:35.400 a card that said fuck trudeau with a middle finger on it and i thought that was pretty 0.98

00:04:40.980 pretty funny that an older person she wasn't that old but she was you know i'm 30 so she was old 1.00

00:04:50.020 she was 35 i don't know

00:04:54.380 she was uh 49 ish holding that up maybe even honestly maybe way older than that i have a lot

00:05:06.800 of boomer fans on facebook people don't realize this if they're my instagram followers but i have a

00:05:12.680 facebook fan page it's not as popular it's only about i think 5 000 or 6 000 people that uh follow it

00:05:19.300 like it whatever i don't i don't even know how it works but every sometimes i post it on there

00:05:23.720 and it gets like 300 000 views and then there's all these boomers in my comments being like this

00:05:27.900 guy's fucking hilarious i'm 70 and i think this is funny we gotta go back to the old days 0.90

00:05:34.940 you know those people oh i grew up watching and i mean i'm like that the 90s it's crazy that we 0.94

00:05:45.080 grew up in the 90s because the 90s was like the last time that we're gonna have this kind of

00:05:51.660 peak society where it feels like society in the 90s just felt like we were winning especially north

00:06:01.720 america right felt like we were winning there was no like wars that were that concerning right it's

00:06:10.720 pre 9 11 it was easy to board a plane it was easy to get through an airport it was easy to

00:06:16.700 um do anything uh people there was no dating apps people were interested in dating but they you know

00:06:25.280 all the tv shows were about dating you had seinfeld and friends and all these popular shows and you know 0.86

00:06:32.480 lots of popular kids cartoons pokemon video games that came out mario every like so much shit in the 0.84

00:06:40.440 90s dude um and now like when i was a kid when i was a kid in grade school there was no 0.86

00:06:51.200 transgender people in my kindergarten class i know that's really offensive to assume that

00:07:00.700 none of the other kindergarten gardeners in my kindergarten class were transgender but

00:07:06.360 they weren't for whatever reason whatever crazy reason i don't even understand it based on what we know now

00:07:17.740 and the science behind gender that when i was in grade one and two and three and four and five and six

00:07:31.420 and seven and eight and nine and maybe ten and maybe in grade 11 there was a trans

00:07:41.440 but until then there wasn't and that is the problem with our society then

00:07:50.040 now i'm being sarcastic i was being real for a minute now i'm being sarcastic i go into that

00:07:56.120 my point is that the 90s were great because there was no trans people um moving on no i'm just joking 1.00

00:08:03.740 um we were really missing it we were really missing having that in the 90s aside from the fact that

00:08:12.720 everybody seemed to have fun and live a good life and make lots of money and you know gain a lot of

00:08:20.640 notoriety and success and we had a traditional uh industry in canada canadian comedians are making

00:08:28.460 more money there was many more shows on tv that were canadian that comedians could be a part of there

00:08:33.460 was no social media but the biggest downfall of the 90s was not enough trans kids okay moving on 0.98

00:08:42.260 i'm taking this off guys oh man wow i get it now i understand i understand the the plight

00:09:00.440 it's hard it's hard wearing a wig i think being trans or being orthodox uh jewish woman um either way

00:09:10.080 you got to wear a wig all the time and uh that's that is a huge that is probably harder than um

00:09:17.100 taking hormones and having your uh genitals switched anyway let's not talk about that let's talk about 0.91

00:09:25.020 what's going on in the world right now a little bit folks watch what you tweet ctv news on twitter

00:09:32.980 watch what you tweet poll finds most employers would consider firing workers for inappropriate

00:09:39.420 social media posts okay watch what you watch what you tweet remember when we were kids and our

00:09:50.320 parents would say to us watch what you post on facebook like they'd be like don't post videos of

00:09:56.380 you getting drunk or drinking or smoking on facebook because your future employer is going to see that

00:10:03.900 and see that you drink and that you smoke and and they never said anything to us about don't say

00:10:10.160 anything racist don't say anything sexist they were like be as funny and creative and offensive

00:10:17.380 as you want just don't post you having fun with your friends drinking underage because then you'll never

00:10:24.620 get a job of course all the people who drank underage get jobs especially if you're a woman by the way 1.00

00:10:30.600 if you have pictures of you drinking on your social media and you go to a job they're going to be like

00:10:36.660 perfect she's going to be great at the parties and just being honest so anyway uh new polling from the 0.68

00:10:45.740 harris poll i don't know what the fuck that is they always have these random polls that don't even 0.80

00:10:51.800 like i don't even think are relevant and then they write a whole article about it and who's the article

00:10:57.060 written by hayatula amanat thank you hayatula professionals have found that 86 percent of

00:11:06.540 canadian companies would consider firing employees based on inappropriate social media posts posting

00:11:11.160 content that damages the company's reputation is a considerable fireable offense for 63 percent of

00:11:18.280 canadian employers i like that number actually 63 i'm happy that it's lower than i thought i thought 0.99

00:11:23.680 it was gonna be like 90 63 is not bad guys you can get away with a lot of shit at 0.92

00:11:31.160 over 40 like percent of companies in canada it's not bad more than half of the companies 58 would 0.93

00:11:41.000 fire an employee for revealing confidential information and 45 of employers said they would

00:11:47.640 fire employees for talking about illegal drug use online wow 45 good thing all of the drugs are slowly

00:11:58.220 being legalized so that is completely fine half the companies would fire an employee for confidential

00:12:05.200 information i don't understand what is confidential information you're just like hey i uh i crashed my

00:12:11.060 car in 08 they're like you're fired um revealing confidential information i'm not vaccinated

00:12:20.540 45 percent of employers would fire their employers for talking about illegal drug use online it's fine

00:12:30.840 if you talk about it in the office in the break room in the in the lunchroom just don't talk about it

00:12:36.780 online please the survey also found that 37 percent of employers would fire an employee for violating

00:12:42.600 the company's social media policy and 32 percent of companies said they would not tolerate discussing

00:12:47.720 underage drinking there you go maybe it's true an employee will be fired what does that so is

00:12:55.540 they're firing 16 year olds from dollarama for drinking i mean according to the polling only 14 percent

00:13:04.500 canadian canadian hiring managers said their company would not fire an employee based on their social

00:13:08.300 media posts what are those 14 percent of companies that's what everybody wants to know we want to work

00:13:13.800 at the companies where you're allowed to um you know argue with jagmeet singh on twitter and nobody gets

00:13:22.360 mad or you know like a trump tweet every couple months once every couple months nothing nothing wrong with

00:13:29.180 that there didn't used to be there was in the old days you could like a trump tweet

00:13:35.540 we live in a world now where our personal brands are not only separate are not separate from professional

00:13:44.520 brands and it's important for employers to understand this ensure team members understand this and plan

00:13:49.420 around the impacts and interactions hiring based on shared values is also critical when considering

00:13:56.100 implications of social media actions said jessica culo an express franchise owner in edmonton in a news

00:14:04.300 release on what the fuck is express in addition to current employees the survey suggests that job 0.54

00:14:12.180 seekers also need to be careful about what they post on social media a 65 percent of companies said they 0.97

00:14:17.520 use social media to scream job applicants what the fuck dude literally if you want a job now in the matrix 0.61

00:14:25.120 and i hate to use the terminology here but it's pretty apparent that we're not this isn't exactly 0.98

00:14:31.960 you know whatever we're we're in what kind of it's not a simulation it is a simulation

00:14:38.780 whatever it is you can't have social media if you want to be a really good um npc you can't if you

00:14:48.700 want to be a good npc you got to delete social media you got to um not post anything 0.98

00:14:55.120 i really fucked myself guys by the way like i can't go just get a job now obviously because of my 0.98

00:15:03.120 the conflict between my personal brand and the brands of and of every company i don't know uh so 0.98

00:15:10.340 that's why you have to support me on patreon by the way patreon.com slash ben bank is yes i'm doing

00:15:16.500 my own ad in the middle of my show for my own patreon because that's how i'm going to support

00:15:24.300 this show as you see the studio has not gotten that much better i mean the light the lighting's better

00:15:31.820 okay i'm facing the camera is that what you guys want sometimes you want you want me to face this way

00:15:37.500 i can't work anywhere else guys according to the ctv poll there's 13 percent of all the companies in

00:15:49.000 canada that i could potentially work at and they're probably all just like warehousing jobs let's be

00:15:53.820 honest when it comes to job seekers the majority of them 61 percent do not agree that their social

00:15:59.780 media pokes impact likelihood of being hired interesting 80 so what 0.93

00:16:04.980 interestingly so basically people are like 61 percent of people like i don't give a fuck i'm 0.70

00:16:13.540 posting whatever i want on social media but then all these companies are saying that they do care and

00:16:18.760 i think there's like a fine line i think some of these companies say they care but they really don't

00:16:22.480 you get in they look at your social media like i said if you're a woman and it's you drunk at the 1.00

00:16:27.760 cottage or whatever they don't they're like great they just don't want any basically they don't 0.99

00:16:33.760 want to say it but it's really what it's about is they it's anti anti-fucking-government shit they 1.00

00:16:39.940 don't want that's what they don't want anti-fucking-trudeau 1.00

00:16:44.060 can't tell if can you guys hear the fucking fridge that just turned on jesus fucking christ 0.98

00:16:53.420 uh methodology the survey was conducted online between december 1st and december 15th 2022 and 0.98

00:17:01.240 involved 506 canadian hiring decision makers the data is considered accurate within a 4.6 percentage 0.98

00:17:08.460 points with a 95 confidence interval what the fuck are they like all this all this bullshit 0.98

00:17:15.660 that they that they spew now where it's just like this survey is correct within 4.5 percent 0.99

00:17:24.420 based on science that you don't understand that we don't understand that you have to believe

00:17:28.800 otherwise you get accused of being not not chinese enough for this is a very offensive to me you don't

00:17:38.800 want to be i want you to leave the country i don't like you it's all right this is my country i am from 1.00

00:17:47.140 canada i live downtown i have a jana tone in my tone and uh it's like a two store

00:17:56.560 brought to you by patreon uh the time is for action is now according to a letter signed by all 13

00:18:08.120 premiers um the premiers of canada are urging ottawa to reform the bail system after killing of opp officer

00:18:16.020 which is interesting because this is kind of a right-wing talking point that now is basically

00:18:22.820 going to be a left-wing action plan the premiers are unanimously urging ottawa to take immediate action

00:18:31.380 to strengthen the country's bail system because there was a police officer who was shot basically uh

00:18:37.780 28 year old constable greg pierce shala pierce shala uh a member of the opp court documents show

00:18:46.980 that one of the two people facing a first degree murder charge in his death randall mckenzie had

00:18:52.760 been initially denied bail in a separate case involving assault weapons charges but was released after a

00:18:57.640 review so um blah blah blah so the justice system fundamentally needs to keep anyone who poses a

00:19:08.480 threat to public safety off the streets so basically guys um you know first of all we have a bunch of

00:19:18.300 premiers in this country some of them are liberal and some of them are conservative however every single

00:19:23.780 one of them for the most part acted exactly the same in terms of how they acted towards the lockdowns

00:19:30.880 and towards covetous you know the whole pandemic you know you have doug ford's the premier of ontario

00:19:37.580 canada which is where toronto is that's the state the province if you're not if you're from america 0.94

00:19:43.880 and uh we call them provinces here because we're just a little bit more gay than you guys

00:19:48.780 and so we uh call them uh provinces and we have these premiers instead of governors and the premier

00:19:54.860 will say i'm conservative but then he'll do everything in accordance with the um prime minister

00:20:02.340 even though they're supposed to be supposed to be on separate parties but the prime minister is like

00:20:10.220 lock it down and the premier's like i'm conservative but we don't think lockdowns are good for business but

00:20:15.340 we're gonna do it anyway and doug ford who is the premier of ontario is corrupt it i mean it's we know

00:20:23.960 that i mean he grew up selling drugs with his brother rob ford who was found to have been had gang

00:20:29.140 uh affiliations and was smoking crack with uh gang members that's rob ford the former mayor of toronto who's

00:20:36.380 the brother of doug ford who'd honestly have doug ford if he didn't die of cancer from being so obese

00:20:43.480 or whatever then he probably would have become the premier of ontario which could have been maybe

00:20:49.920 better because i think that you know if you're smoking crack as a politician you are less likely to

00:20:57.600 uh go with the status quo and that's what we want folks from our politicians we want them to go against

00:21:03.940 the grain right like especially if they're on an opposite party of what is happening trudeau's a liberal

00:21:12.060 doug ford's a conservative but doug ford does everything the same basically as trudeau with a few

00:21:18.820 like okay we're only gonna make our lockdown like nine weeks long wow very conservative of you 0.95

00:21:25.080 it's uh it's bullshit so anyway but now all these premiers are ganging up and and basically gonna make 0.90

00:21:31.580 it so the country's a little more authoritarian i guess you could say like i don't know if this is 0.96

00:21:39.440 actually going to happen or what's going to happen in the bail system but the idea that you know uh

00:21:45.000 what what constitutes a danger to society you know if you're get a dui is that you're a danger to 1.00

00:21:52.640 society maybe you shouldn't be allowed uh you know you know i'm just saying

00:21:56.680 this this country is loves being kind of authoritarian and and so does the states wants

00:22:07.300 to be authoritarian just as authoritarian i think as canada i don't think canada is like super

00:22:11.720 authoritarian we're not like china but because they can't get away with it yet yet but uh maybe in

00:22:17.800 100 years they'll be able to get away with it but um i think that the states has a lot of checks and

00:22:25.660 balances that canada doesn't and free speech and other things that make it more free and have

00:22:32.720 create a real pushback against a lot of those ideologies that are being pushed on us right now

00:22:39.800 in canada that um you know a lot of people are mad about and i understand that people are mad

00:22:45.600 and the the problem is that you spend too much time mad right and you're you know you're you're 0.98

00:22:52.700 obsessed you're you're reading trudeau articles um you know while you're taking a shit and you're just 0.99

00:23:00.180 reading it and you're mad and you're mad at trudeau while you're wiping your ass and it's not 1.00

00:23:04.880 healthy mentally for our society to be this wrapped up in politics and be worried about these things 1.00

00:23:10.440 but we're worried on both sides because everybody's mentally ill now and we have a mental illness 0.79

00:23:15.520 crisis which is much worse in my opinion than the pandemic because um young people are much more 1.00

00:23:23.880 affected by the mental health illness whatever crisis where everybody's on drugs and everybody's out

00:23:30.040 of their minds and everybody's lost it and so many people gave up on their lives during covid and

00:23:36.120 now we're supposed to feel bad for you because you didn't think about how long the covid thing was

00:23:41.680 going to be and you thought it'd be over quickly so you didn't do anything you stayed home you smoke

00:23:46.400 weed and you played video games for three years and you accepted collected welfare and now you're like

00:23:52.220 what do i do with my life and the answer is honestly nothing you apply for the maid service you go to the

00:24:00.180 medically assisted death center uh and you sign up you put your name on i think there's a waiting list

00:24:09.320 okay you got to prove that you're mentally ill so you got to get you know some signatures you go get

00:24:15.220 your sponsor from aa to sign off and say hey he's done this is it no more relapses it's good for him 0.98

00:24:22.700 put him in the maid um you get a letter from the doctor that allowed you to take uh gender pills 0.96

00:24:31.300 at uh you know 14 so they prescribed that now they're going to prescribe you your uh medically

00:24:39.320 assisted death license i don't know if there's a license i'm i'm assuming there's going to be a license

00:24:44.760 similar to going fishing you're going to have to go to canadian tire and purchase a medically

00:24:52.560 assisted death license and then you can go and die okay and people who are upset with that how wait

00:25:01.060 how can you say that i don't want that for my uh families i want them to live good lives well

00:25:10.220 it's a little too late for that okay we're a little too far in the future the last few years

00:25:17.740 have been a little too weird and so i don't think we have the ability i don't know if you guys saw my

00:25:23.920 shirt by the way it says uh keep calm and let bankers handle this my dad bought me this in uh

00:25:34.220 he bought me this in somewhere uh if their application is approved and a hearing it would 0.99

00:25:40.600 require broadcasters across canada to carry uva gut tv guys fuck the comedy industry fuck making 0.98

00:25:49.760 anybody who you know grew up in a like you know you grew up in a city you're talented no that doesn't 0.98

00:25:55.120 matter this is more important for some reason this is under cannabis news none of it indigenous

00:26:00.420 language tv channel looking to be in the homes of every canadian honestly i don't disagree with it

00:26:07.900 i don't hate it now i have nothing against uh every canadian watching indigenous tv i think it's

00:26:14.900 much uh better probably to watch this than pretty much anything else so this family a little girl in 0.99

00:26:24.000 the 1980s lucy tulagarjuk i like the fucking i like the native the native names almost sound like 0.93

00:26:30.920 danish or something tulavarjuk kook bluk said she would uh spend most of her time playing outside 0.96

00:26:39.040 instead of in front of a screen her family and friends in iglulik none of it did not own television

00:26:46.100 she said with most households choosing to keep television out as a way to protect inuit culture

00:26:51.640 yeah get that tv out of here i mean joking just but she recalled that when uh she was five years

00:27:03.220 old she heard people in the nearby community of hall beach were watching tv and the medium piqued

00:27:08.220 her interest it was interesting to see what tv had to bring oh my god folks

00:27:13.860 and then i watched the television for the first i mean these people live in our country this is

00:27:21.620 i mean insane that she's never i never watched tv and we heard that it was just in english and

00:27:28.460 french no nook to tv ottawa to invest 39.4 million to support indigenous languages in northern territories

00:27:39.400 i'm not against it i'm just against how much money is being just just like any problem oh what's

00:27:47.860 going on some woke problem oh the language thing here's 40 million here's 10 million here's 20 0.95

00:27:53.800 million oh omar cotter former you know fucking whatever terrorist guy here's 10 million dollars 0.98

00:28:00.740 like it's just like like omar cotter's how many properties does he own now how's his real estate 1.00

00:28:08.620 portfolio developing meanwhile everybody else is is is a fucking criminal in this country at the time 0.99

00:28:15.880 i didn't understand why now talar juke is the executive producer director of an independent 0.98

00:28:21.860 broadcaster whose mission is to bring inuit language and culture to the small screen not just

00:28:25.720 none of it but across the country yeah because everybody's what do you nobody watches tv

00:28:31.280 do that does she is she that out of it that she doesn't realize that nobody watches tv she is making

00:28:40.700 a tv show for elderly dementia patients who sit in their seniors home and watch whatever is on

00:28:48.020 the channel that their filipino psw puts on for them this is not really going to do anything

00:28:56.880 in 2021 talar juke's none of it independent television network launched evagut tv meaning

00:29:03.620 our tv becoming canada's first national indigenous language television channel it delivers 90 of this

00:29:10.060 24 7 broadcast in inuktitut including national and regional news and children's programming i mean

00:29:16.140 that's great okay good make sure they watch the tv and not the internet that'll really you know

00:29:26.740 help and it's uh it is dreaming even bigger the network is applying to the federal broadcast

00:29:32.080 regulator oh this canadian radio and television communications the ctr crtc that those are the

00:29:38.640 guys the same guys who want to ban everything and make this podcast impossible to watch and you know

00:29:44.940 if this podcast starts getting you know sorry when this podcast is at 10 or 20 or 30 000 views an episode

00:29:51.080 or more they're going to be like we're going to have to come after ben bangers because this is a 0.98

00:29:56.220 canadian tv show and he said he said faggot once and he once said retard and it's very horrible and 0.99

00:30:03.560 he's making fun of all of this horrible no fuck off crtc to be uh mandatory mandatory why not just 0.99

00:30:15.100 make it so that uh you know you you have to watch inuit tv otherwise you get uh you know arrested at 0.97

00:30:21.840 your home you have to watch inuit tv so they're basically saying to make to be a mandatory part

00:30:29.540 of the coverage in basic tv packages why not just make it mandatory that you have to watch that why

00:30:34.320 not just make the only channel that you can watch native tv that's what i would like

00:30:40.280 if their application is approved at a hearing which is expected sometime this year it would require

00:30:50.620 broadcasters across canada to carry you've a good tv you've a gay it'd be such a gift for all canadians

00:30:58.440 have access and be able to see and learn about inuit with inuit said kajak robinson it's a pretty

00:31:06.220 interesting last name for the first name who is the secretary treasurer of the nitv's board of

00:31:12.660 directors and also served as one of the commissioners of the national inquiry into missing and murdered

00:31:16.480 indigenous women and girls thank you for your services kajak not sure if you're a dude or a chick

00:31:25.080 is this her she's kind of hot to have access to the language and content that reflects them and

00:31:32.260 speaks to them that supports the promotion and protection of life robinson pointed to inuit

00:31:37.040 broadcaster rosemary kuptana's 1982 neutron bomb speech at a crt 1982

00:31:45.860 kuptana described the arrival of southern mainstream media and inuit communities as

00:31:56.020 the bomb that kills the people but leaves the building standing okay

00:32:00.440 honestly as much as i care about the native communities and i do and i like native people

00:32:10.960 every time i meet them they're very funny and cool and honestly they get it but the way that

00:32:17.540 they're portrayed in the media by the woke left wing media to me feels like the left wing is more

00:32:25.820 racist than anything the right is doing like yeah you're giving them money you're doing all these

00:32:33.380 things oh we're going to give you your own tv channel so you can just watch your own tv and you

00:32:37.840 don't have to you know like which i get we're preserved is it preserving a country or a culture or is it

00:32:44.900 preserving the culture of capitalism by saying hey here's money here's your show here's you can go watch

00:32:54.060 your little show and and leave us alone right like that's kind of the situation um and then the whites and 0.98

00:33:08.540 or whatever the assimilated people in the cities and stuff we can just go about our business and you

00:33:14.360 guys can stay in a nook to ba duk and watch your ba duk and that's fine and then you know we did our

00:33:22.700 part and we're woke and we're woke and but we don't but just stay over there and watch your show and

00:33:28.240 don't watch our shows and don't go on the internet because your internet's probably horrible because

00:33:32.980 you live in ba duk duk duk um so 0.91

00:33:37.740 yeah

00:33:40.160 more details are coming about uh the duke of sussex's fondness for cannabis in his memoir

00:34:02.720 this is the new thing to uh you know basically make it so that everybody

00:34:10.260 is on board with you is just weed like any politician any oh my god this is on the growth 1.00

00:34:18.900 op i have to put in my date of birth fuck you 1.00

00:34:22.720 putting in your date of birth is the dumbest thing ever are you watching cartoons like if you're like 1.00

00:34:33.580 you know if you're 0.99

00:34:34.780 prince harry got high after first date with megan markle oh my gosh

00:34:41.540 more details are coming about the duke of sussex's fondness for cannabis via his memoir

00:34:47.260 spare i kind of want to read his memoir it looks bad but that's why i want to read it

00:34:55.060 hello magazine cites the biography uh in reporting that prince harry smoked cannabis after his first

00:35:00.660 date with megan markle and later while leaving living at tyler perry's los angeles home during the

00:35:06.100 lockdown in 2020 he lived at tyler perry's house first of all that makes tyler perry a boss

00:35:11.340 i bet i bet harry's sick i bet megan markle's annoying she looks annoying and everybody knows 1.00

00:35:16.780 that and she's she's kind of cunty late uh late at night with everyone asleep i'd walk the house 0.96

00:35:23.520 checking the doors and windows that i'd sit on the balcony or the edge of the garden and roll a joint

00:35:28.460 prince harry also partook in some cannabis and drinks following his first date with now wife

00:35:35.000 megan markle as he recounted the encounter with a friend the two had a brief encounter at soho house

00:35:40.320 76 dean street a traditional dining room lounge space and rooftop bar set inside one of the

00:35:47.820 westminster's oldest townhouses markle then left as she had dinner plans while the duke went to a

00:35:53.920 friend's house the duke the duke he took one look at my face and said what happened i didn't want to

00:36:02.400 tell him i kept thinking do not tell him do not tell him do not tell him i told him i recounted the

00:36:06.280 entire date then pleaded mate what am i going to do out came the tequila out came the weed we drank

00:36:12.000 and smoked and watched disney films inside out this is all what being like being rich is awesome

00:36:20.380 it's really just being in high school forever it wasn't his final encounter with markle that

00:36:26.220 evening however as she later facetimed him and couldn't help but notice the film choice

00:36:31.620 are you watching cartoons she asked three days later they went out on a second date and eventually

00:36:37.480 married at saint george chapel in windsor may 2018 spare set uh that's his book set a publisher's

00:36:44.740 record on its first day of sales with 1.4 million copies flying off the shelves i wonder how many of

00:36:49.160 those were hard copy versus like online beyond cannabis the memoir also recounted the deuce experiences

00:36:54.660 with psychedelics including ayahuasca and psilocybin which he consumed to cope with grief over the loss of

00:36:59.980 his mother hmm well that's i've done that too he's a he's a real guy isn't that nice he's only worth

00:37:09.720 let's just see what he's what is he worth prince harry worth

00:37:15.420 60 million dollars

00:37:19.960 i feel like 60 million dollars i guess you still need ayahuasca that's how sadness works i don't know

00:37:28.320 pierre polivier defends his free speech his speech to frontier center now i every time this guy makes

00:37:37.760 a speech he's got to defend himself this is what certain people uh believe that the country is

00:37:46.940 moving towards a one-party system which essentially means that we have one party kind of like china or

00:37:52.280 any other dictatorship but here we do it in a way where we trick the population into thinking it is

00:38:01.200 still kind of a democracy now the way we do that is one you know we have these elected officials uh

00:38:08.940 jagmeet which i made a video today about but in all seriousness jagmeet has some sort of pact

00:38:14.860 with the liberal government with justin trudeau's government that anytime they vote for something

00:38:22.400 jagmeet will vote with them and anytime the conservatives vote for something and the liberals

00:38:28.140 vote against that they will vote against that with them so essentially veto power as as much as i

00:38:35.520 understand it please tell me in the comments if you're angry if you're an angry person that hates

00:38:39.120 me and you want to explain to me why i'm wrong please tell me i'm wrong but from my understanding

00:38:43.520 there's some sort of arrangement between the ndp and the liberals where jagmeet will veto against

00:38:52.700 essentially anything that the conservatives would want to do so it's like it's like oh no it's not a

00:38:59.360 this is not a one-party system this is not a dictatorship it's a democracy look we have the

00:39:04.380 conservatives we have the ndp and we have the liberals but

00:39:09.020 the liberals win every time and we're not allowed like if you like the conservatives

00:39:16.800 it's basically frowned upon even like we said these social media posts earlier in the podcast

00:39:23.240 63 or whatever percent of employers don't want you posting certain things on facebook or certain

00:39:31.720 things on social media period that includes conservative views i'm pretty sure like if you

00:39:38.680 if you go on and you just say like no i support xyz conservative view that scene is like taking away

00:39:46.140 from the brand of these companies because these companies are all basically liberal so every time

00:39:54.640 pierre talks and says something semi-normal everybody has to you know he has to defend himself and say oh i

00:40:02.340 didn't really uh mean to say that i'm not saying it is a one-party system yet but i think that they

00:40:11.220 want that and i don't know if that's good does my opinion matter i don't know but i guess i'm supposed

00:40:19.300 to give you it because you have one and yours is probably wrong and mine's probably right so that's

00:40:27.260 why i'm giving you the opinion pierre poliver defense's speech to frontier center during winnipeg

00:40:33.680 visit we speak with groups all the time with which we disagree poliver said how dare he speak with

00:40:40.400 somebody that is in disagreement in 2018 the center ran radio ads which were soon pulled then the

00:40:46.540 that said it was a myth residential schools robbed indigenous children of their childhood

00:40:50.980 okay i'm listening last summer the center posted a commentary on its website that said stories about

00:40:59.680 murdered and secretly buried residential school children are highly suspicious if not completely

00:41:04.520 false and last month the center posted an article that said anti-white male policies represent only

00:41:09.240 the only systemic discrimination there is now is that true i don't know

00:41:16.440 but the reason people feel that way is because all we talk about is how bad white people are

00:41:23.860 we tore down all the statues of the white people and replace them with other statues um we're trying 0.95

00:41:30.300 to bury our history and we're embarrassed of our history and embarrassed of and white people need 0.97

00:41:35.940 to pay for that's a bit much that we have that in the media but on the day-to-day

00:41:40.140 thing i don't know if it's like that i think that white privilege does exist in some situations i mean

00:41:47.720 uh my dad has a friend who went to africa he's white and he said in africa everybody treats you

00:41:54.020 nicely because you're white i don't know where he was he didn't get robbed apparently that many times

00:41:58.320 they did try to kill him a few times whatever okay so take that as you will it exists kind of

00:42:06.560 in 2008 mr paul aver rightfully apologized for saying that residential school survivors

00:42:11.360 many of whom who are very advanced age should learn the value of hard work today's stunt puts

00:42:17.160 into question that apology i mean the more funny stuff he says like that the more votes he's probably

00:42:23.280 going to win if he just says crazy stuff paul aver said his feelings are clear i obviously support

00:42:29.020 reconciliation and i believe that residential schools are an ugly and horrific blight on our history 1.00

00:42:33.260 of the country why do we always have to talk about stuff that's in such far past like we're living in 0.98

00:42:40.420 the past it's like people who are traumatized and who uh you know just can't get their fucking mental 0.90

00:42:46.400 health in order are the people who are constantly what about happened in the past and it happened they 0.74

00:42:51.400 don't and then pierre apparently said that you need to just work hard and it's like how dare you tell 0.97

00:42:57.600 me to work hard my ancestors blah blah everybody's ancestors got fucked what about the jews the jews 0.99

00:43:03.240 did okay hello just saying is that racist maybe his staff provided examples including former 0.99

00:43:10.460 federal finance minister paul martin giving an interview in the center 21 years ago 21 years well

00:43:17.080 21 years ago let go of this the fact that this is news everything is news about the past and the past

00:43:25.080 and what happened in the past and what did he say and how did what did he really mean and why did he 0.99

00:43:29.360 do that and who gives a shit trudeau sucks he's annoying he's a little dictator he works for the 0.98

00:43:36.420 w uh h o in many ways i'm not trying to be conspiracy i mean it's it doesn't work for them i guess you 0.99

00:43:42.680 could say that because they have a way to you know make it look democratic blah blah blah but that's what

00:43:48.160 the not the w h o the the world economic forum the the w e f the wrestling federation um no the uh

00:43:58.720 the w e f is definitely kind of evil is that bad to say that they're a little evil that they 1.00

00:44:11.380 you know are making other countries do things that they want to do and they were not democratically

00:44:20.660 elected by any people in those countries so that in itself isn't good for people who live in these

00:44:31.380 countries who don't have much more of a say in the world than their measly little vote which

00:44:39.120 we hope works and we hope that the voting systems work properly and are not just um you know

00:44:51.420 fraudulent let's just say because there are a lot of people believe that i don't know if i believe

00:44:58.840 that yet maybe but i think that if i was justin trudeau i would rig some stuff personally

00:45:06.460 paul aver's speech was part of a day-long visit the manitoba capital where the by-election is soon

00:45:12.860 expected to fill the winnipeg south center seat held by liberal uh member of parliament jim carr

00:45:17.820 who died in december he's dead he's a dead guy who is your uh member of parliament oh he's dead okay 0.56

00:45:26.420 so we're doing a by-election they call it a by-election isn't that just a regular election if

00:45:31.040 he died the seat has a long liberal tradition although the conservatives won it for a term

00:45:36.820 in 2011 paul aver said he will be campaigning the writing expressed optimism i think people in 0.99

00:45:41.840 manitoba have suffered enough under trudeau and they want to change yeah yeah count the fuck trudeau 0.96

00:45:49.420 flags in manitoba baby how are they voting a liberal in manitoba it's crazy what are these people doing i 0.99

00:45:57.100 thought manitoba i thought everything outside of toronto was just conservative but apparently

00:46:00.600 if he's lucky prime minister justin trudeau is more than two years to make a case for a fourth term

00:46:08.980 this is what i'm talking about folks how is this not kind of kind of dictator-y okay

00:46:19.100 the fact that this guy okay first of all here you open the page and it's it's an expose it's a big

00:46:26.560 picture of look at our leader the leader you know uh somebody said somebody smart said this to me

00:46:32.760 recently that you know uh people lived in germany in those times they didn't refer to hitler as a

00:46:39.120 dictator and the people who lived in italy didn't refer to miscellaneous a dictator they referred to them

00:46:43.720 as their leader so here is the great leader justin trudeau's put up or shut up moment if he's lucky

00:46:53.160 the prime minister is more than two years so this guy is two years to get another four years he's how

00:46:58.720 many years has he been there like a hundred years like what is it's what is it since 2018 how long

00:47:04.760 has weed been legal i don't even know anymore it seems like my entire life seven years to the day

00:47:09.820 that sunny morning in 2015 when he and his cabinet walked down the tree-linked drive to rito hall

00:47:15.100 justin trudeau visited a community center in working class neighborhood of apartment towers and public

00:47:20.360 housing in northeastern toronto inside a second floor meeting room scuffled laminate floors fluorescent

00:47:25.800 lights two portable air conditioners and a foosball table 30 why is this any bit like it's like oh he's he

00:47:34.840 was in a dorm 34 chairs were arranged in a circle families and seniors the area filled 31 of the

00:47:41.500 chairs following a short wait trudeau entered the room after a general greeting he presented around

00:47:46.780 this proceeded around the circle who wrote this the aaron wary definitely guy after briefly reviewing

00:47:54.900 the fall economic statement his government has had tabled that day before trudeau told the group he

00:47:59.920 was there to hear directly from them on how things are going and what you're preoccupied with what

00:48:05.020 issues you're facing there was no mention of his government's anniversary no reminiscing about the day 0.93

00:48:10.460 in 2015 so 2015 so five six seven eight he's in his eighth year guys this is fucking getting scary 0.95

00:48:19.900 after a decade like how long before you're considered just in power indefinitely after 20 years

00:48:27.280 20 years we're gonna say well there's an election coming up in three years maybe jagmeet will win

00:48:33.400 oh this is scary you should be a little scared a little bit just a little it was still a friendly

00:48:39.860 room uh blah blah blah we know that too many kids are dealing with the rising cost of living i love how

00:48:46.400 true we're dealing with the rising cost of living so the the solution to that is i'm gonna make more

00:48:51.560 money so your money that you have is worth less and the hours you work every week are worth less but i'm

00:48:56.360 going to give you more money and then we're going to make things even more expensive but we're going

00:49:00.700 to pretend like it's we're being good because we're giving you money even though the money is just

00:49:05.060 made up it's just monopoly money at this point they just print it in a big machine just ka-ching

00:49:09.800 ka-ching ka-ching ka-ching every day there's more 20s hundreds 50s tens fives in the circulation

00:49:18.060 coins they're still making coins guys plus all the money online i don't even know it's all just made up

00:49:25.780 as far as i'm concerned later trudeau which is why you need to support me on patreon because i

00:49:31.500 don't want to take this guy's money later trudeau visited a food bank in a community kitchen in

00:49:35.660 mississauga oh touching one of the managers told him the center had gone from serving 600 people per

00:49:41.900 month from the pandemic to serving a thousand people for per month now the reason for that is

00:49:47.800 because there's a bunch of indian immigrants online telling other indian immigrants how to

00:49:53.960 get food in canada for cheap and the way they're doing it is by um this they are getting the food

00:50:03.920 from the food banks and they are taking it home and they are making butter chicken

00:50:09.740 while trudeau was confronting the difficulty uh difficult reality of his eighth year as prime

00:50:17.460 minister the leader of the opposition was assigning blame the same day before a friendly audience in

00:50:22.120 toronto pierre paul aver delivered a speech entitled the bursting bubble in it the conservative

00:50:26.660 leader argued that everything from inflation to housing prices to purported lack of oil and gas

00:50:32.160 development was a fault too much government regulation too much government spending

00:50:35.620 which i agree with this is the fundamental misunderstanding of justin trudeau and his

00:50:41.380 government paul aver said government cannot give you anything without first taking it away

00:50:45.460 a few weeks later paul aver put his basic complaint in less philosophical terms do you ever feel like

00:50:51.020 everything is broken in canada he asked in a video those first weeks of trudeau's eighth year in

00:50:56.620 power were not uneventful parliament passed legislation to create a new dental benefit for low-income

00:51:01.500 families the government released a new indo-pacific strategy national climate change adaptation

00:51:08.160 strategy and a critical mineral strategy did anybody even know that this has apparently happened in the

00:51:13.980 last week two weeks trudeau pointedly uh criticized the ontario government's latest use of the not

00:51:20.440 withstanding clause and nominated four new independent senators the prime minister became the first world

00:51:25.020 leader to appear on rupaul's drag race and the liberal party won a by-election in the ontario

00:51:29.980 riding of mississauga that's all you got to do folks put on a wig do a drag show and you win mississauga

00:51:38.960 but the most evocative idea of the fall came in the form of the question posed by paul aver and it

00:51:45.220 didn't escape trudeau's notice or ire in the interview with cbc news in the west block office one afternoon

00:51:50.480 mid-december a day after the by-election win trudeau brought up paul aver's line unprompted

00:51:54.660 canadians are still and have reason to be really optimistic about our future as a country even though yeah

00:51:59.500 it's really tough right now why do we have reason to be that optimistic when our freedoms are of

00:52:05.260 speech is being taken away slowly just every day slowly eroding it slowly eroding all these uh 0.99

00:52:12.980 institutions and and making everything woke and gay and annoying and shitty and not cool and fucking 0.99

00:52:19.640 and stale and and promoting this kind of asexual queer identity that has nothing to do with being 1.00

00:52:26.580 gay it just has to do with being boring and not doing anything exciting and not having a lot of 1.00

00:52:31.460 money that's what they want sorry that's my opinion am i wrong maybe and fuck listen to a different 0.99

00:52:38.140 podcast then or listen to this one and laugh and enjoy yourself the focus on what has made canadians 0.97

00:52:44.940 successful through really difficult times should be and is energizing

00:52:49.140 what how can you be successful if you make 100 grand and then they tax you 50 percent i mean it's

00:52:57.920 kind of insane that that's just the way we live the life the promise was better this is canada trudeau

00:53:05.620 said standing on a stage in the middle of a hockey arena in brampton wow two weeks before the election

00:53:11.000 in 2015 and in canada better is always possible it used to be always possible before he was elected

00:53:16.440 the guy did a couple good things he legalized weed and that's it okay 0.96

00:53:22.180 i don't know i think our country's got a few years left before uh shit really starts hitting the fan so 0.91

00:53:32.560 please support me on patreon so i can be rich at least even though you're poor and i can you can live 0.84

00:53:40.720 very vicariously through me you follow me on instagram you watch my stories you live vicariously through me

00:53:46.100 you give me the money you listen to the bonus podcast we are filming another bonus podcast

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00:53:58.440 monday there is the free podcast share it with your friends please let's blow this up let's get tons and

00:54:03.620 tons of views because i know we can and you guys are the best you're the best fans and i love you guys

00:54:09.340 you support the shit out of me and i'm so lucky to have you um the weekend in burlington was so good to

00:54:15.040 meet so many of you and and see how excited you are for my stuff and for my comedy and and it was it 0.72

00:54:20.920 was very humbling and um you know the venue served hot dogs and tater tots which wasn't the best but

00:54:27.760 um people laughed and had a good time and that's what's important come out and see some of my uh shows

00:54:34.580 that are coming up i have dates um the date of 27th and 28th in toronto is kind of up in the air if

00:54:42.260 you're thinking about buying tickets and you haven't yet i would wait i might be canceling that

00:54:47.440 show and transitioning the people who already bought tickets into a different venue we might

00:54:51.920 do a bigger venue and do one show as opposed to doing four shows of 70 people which uh i don't

00:54:57.740 think we're going to sell all them out just because it's just too spread out people can buy tickets for

00:55:01.620 any time 8 10 30 on both nights it's it's already the tickets are already spreading out and i'm worried

00:55:07.800 and i think a lot of fans have come to the royal comedy theater and i don't know how much they

00:55:12.660 enjoyed it i know some people were yelled at they were kicked out it you know so you tell me in the

00:55:18.020 comments if you came there and what you felt about the place but we might be moving it to a different

00:55:21.920 venue so hold up on that other than that my dates right now uh february i think 24th and 25th in

00:55:28.260 niagara falls at yuck yucks you can go to get tickets for that march 23rd at yuck yucks in ottawa you can go

00:55:35.620 get tickets for that march 24th and 25th i'm going to be in carlton place ontario uh i don't know how

00:55:42.080 to get tickets for that but somewhere on the yuck yucks website that's also a yuck yucks gig so go

00:55:47.560 check that out support patreon check out the new uh artwork on uh for the podcast you guys are the best

00:55:59.440 thank you so much have a good night day whatever um bye

Bankas Podcast - January 16, 2023

Demtatorship ｜ The Bankas Show - #013

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