Demtatorship ｜ The Bankas Show - #013
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Summary
In this episode of The Bank of Show, we talk about the Canadian comedy festival Yuck Yucks in Burlington, the new artwork for the podcast, and the Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau. Also, I talk about my new tattoo, the Chinese vaccine, and how the government is genetically modified to make people smarter.
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hello everybody and welcome to the bankers uh show as uh many of you assume
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uh i have transitioned uh based on the uh upcoming requirements for some of the canadian
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comedy festivals that i would like to uh apply to so i figured that um this couldn't hurt it
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could not hurt and uh it was it was a lot easier than i thought uh it was actually easier to
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transition than get vaccinated um obviously you have to be vaccinated to transition so um you know
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if anybody who's on the right uh is thinking about uh transitioning to female uh or male uh or they
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them slash genderqueer you can do that but you need to get uh you can have any combination you
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can have a moderna fives you can have fives modern you can have astrophies you can have moderna fives
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uh already said that moderna astra um you could also have the chinese vaccine which nobody i don't do i
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don't even think they have one but they do uh they do certainly act like they do
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their vaccine just makes them smarter they're just genetically modifying their people
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in america and canada standing around holding freedom flags and i get it and i agree with you
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i'm with you sir but they're standing there with the freedom flags morbidly obese and um
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you know they're worried that the government is trying to manipulate their dna
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wouldn't that be a good thing for them like if they they just got smarter one day and they're
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like holy shit i don't want to be uh 600 pounds there's not that many six let's be honest there's
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not that many 600 pound freedom people most of them are in pretty good shape let's be honest
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for a second welcome to the show everybody uh the bank of show we have a new uh we have some new
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artwork for the podcast which i am very happy with uh it took a while um for it to be made
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uh shout out to the artist uh i don't know his name uh he's probably lives in a third world country
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and he's probably heavily underpaid for what he did but nonetheless very talented and uh i i honestly
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i love it i i would i would have a whole cartoon series in that style i haven't seen how he draws
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asian people yet but i would uh i would love to to fucking see that nevertheless welcome to the show
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we had a great weekend um at yuck yucks in burlington we did two sold out shows tried to do a third show
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and that didn't work they canceled it because we didn't sell enough tickets i got cocky but
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we sold out both shows the venue um you know if they had uh
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opened up a third show on friday when they saw that they were about to be sold out
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then uh like on friday for saturday then blah blah blah we would have been able to sell it out i'm
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pretty sure but anyway it was a great show it was very nice to meet a lot of
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fans in burlington i guess the surrounding areas have a lot of um it's interesting it's like the
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highest concentration of people who didn't grow up in the country but are supporting the um you know
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the the fuck trudeau and the you know i grew up in hamilton but i also have a ford f-150 with a
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like represent there was one woman actually that i couldn't tell if she was enjoying the show she
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was like a boomer um and i was like are you enjoying the show and she just held up
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a card that said fuck trudeau with a middle finger on it and i thought that was pretty
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pretty funny that an older person she wasn't that old but she was you know i'm 30 so she was old
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she was uh 49 ish holding that up maybe even honestly maybe way older than that i have a lot
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of boomer fans on facebook people don't realize this if they're my instagram followers but i have a
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facebook fan page it's not as popular it's only about i think 5 000 or 6 000 people that uh follow it
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like it whatever i don't i don't even know how it works but every sometimes i post it on there
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and it gets like 300 000 views and then there's all these boomers in my comments being like this
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guy's fucking hilarious i'm 70 and i think this is funny we gotta go back to the old days
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you know those people oh i grew up watching and i mean i'm like that the 90s it's crazy that we
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grew up in the 90s because the 90s was like the last time that we're gonna have this kind of
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peak society where it feels like society in the 90s just felt like we were winning especially north
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america right felt like we were winning there was no like wars that were that concerning right it's
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pre 9 11 it was easy to board a plane it was easy to get through an airport it was easy to
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um do anything uh people there was no dating apps people were interested in dating but they you know
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all the tv shows were about dating you had seinfeld and friends and all these popular shows and you know
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lots of popular kids cartoons pokemon video games that came out mario every like so much shit in the
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90s dude um and now like when i was a kid when i was a kid in grade school there was no
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transgender people in my kindergarten class i know that's really offensive to assume that
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none of the other kindergarten gardeners in my kindergarten class were transgender but
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they weren't for whatever reason whatever crazy reason i don't even understand it based on what we know now
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and the science behind gender that when i was in grade one and two and three and four and five and six
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and seven and eight and nine and maybe ten and maybe in grade 11 there was a trans
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but until then there wasn't and that is the problem with our society then
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now i'm being sarcastic i was being real for a minute now i'm being sarcastic i go into that
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my point is that the 90s were great because there was no trans people um moving on no i'm just joking
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um we were really missing it we were really missing having that in the 90s aside from the fact that
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everybody seemed to have fun and live a good life and make lots of money and you know gain a lot of
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notoriety and success and we had a traditional uh industry in canada canadian comedians are making
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more money there was many more shows on tv that were canadian that comedians could be a part of there
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was no social media but the biggest downfall of the 90s was not enough trans kids okay moving on
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i'm taking this off guys oh man wow i get it now i understand i understand the the plight
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it's hard it's hard wearing a wig i think being trans or being orthodox uh jewish woman um either way
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you got to wear a wig all the time and uh that's that is a huge that is probably harder than um
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taking hormones and having your uh genitals switched anyway let's not talk about that let's talk about
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what's going on in the world right now a little bit folks watch what you tweet ctv news on twitter
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watch what you tweet poll finds most employers would consider firing workers for inappropriate
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social media posts okay watch what you watch what you tweet remember when we were kids and our
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parents would say to us watch what you post on facebook like they'd be like don't post videos of
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you getting drunk or drinking or smoking on facebook because your future employer is going to see that
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and see that you drink and that you smoke and and they never said anything to us about don't say
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anything racist don't say anything sexist they were like be as funny and creative and offensive
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as you want just don't post you having fun with your friends drinking underage because then you'll never
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get a job of course all the people who drank underage get jobs especially if you're a woman by the way
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if you have pictures of you drinking on your social media and you go to a job they're going to be like
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perfect she's going to be great at the parties and just being honest so anyway uh new polling from the
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harris poll i don't know what the fuck that is they always have these random polls that don't even
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like i don't even think are relevant and then they write a whole article about it and who's the article
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written by hayatula amanat thank you hayatula professionals have found that 86 percent of
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canadian companies would consider firing employees based on inappropriate social media posts posting
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content that damages the company's reputation is a considerable fireable offense for 63 percent of
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canadian employers i like that number actually 63 i'm happy that it's lower than i thought i thought
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it was gonna be like 90 63 is not bad guys you can get away with a lot of shit at
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over 40 like percent of companies in canada it's not bad more than half of the companies 58 would
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fire an employee for revealing confidential information and 45 of employers said they would
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fire employees for talking about illegal drug use online wow 45 good thing all of the drugs are slowly
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being legalized so that is completely fine half the companies would fire an employee for confidential
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information i don't understand what is confidential information you're just like hey i uh i crashed my
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car in 08 they're like you're fired um revealing confidential information i'm not vaccinated
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45 percent of employers would fire their employers for talking about illegal drug use online it's fine
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if you talk about it in the office in the break room in the in the lunchroom just don't talk about it
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online please the survey also found that 37 percent of employers would fire an employee for violating
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the company's social media policy and 32 percent of companies said they would not tolerate discussing
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underage drinking there you go maybe it's true an employee will be fired what does that so is
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they're firing 16 year olds from dollarama for drinking i mean according to the polling only 14 percent
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canadian canadian hiring managers said their company would not fire an employee based on their social
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media posts what are those 14 percent of companies that's what everybody wants to know we want to work
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at the companies where you're allowed to um you know argue with jagmeet singh on twitter and nobody gets
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mad or you know like a trump tweet every couple months once every couple months nothing nothing wrong with
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that there didn't used to be there was in the old days you could like a trump tweet
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we live in a world now where our personal brands are not only separate are not separate from professional
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brands and it's important for employers to understand this ensure team members understand this and plan
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around the impacts and interactions hiring based on shared values is also critical when considering
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implications of social media actions said jessica culo an express franchise owner in edmonton in a news
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release on what the fuck is express in addition to current employees the survey suggests that job
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seekers also need to be careful about what they post on social media a 65 percent of companies said they
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use social media to scream job applicants what the fuck dude literally if you want a job now in the matrix
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and i hate to use the terminology here but it's pretty apparent that we're not this isn't exactly
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you know whatever we're we're in what kind of it's not a simulation it is a simulation
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whatever it is you can't have social media if you want to be a really good um npc you can't if you
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want to be a good npc you got to delete social media you got to um not post anything
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i really fucked myself guys by the way like i can't go just get a job now obviously because of my
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the conflict between my personal brand and the brands of and of every company i don't know uh so
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that's why you have to support me on patreon by the way patreon.com slash ben bank is yes i'm doing
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my own ad in the middle of my show for my own patreon because that's how i'm going to support
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this show as you see the studio has not gotten that much better i mean the light the lighting's better
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okay i'm facing the camera is that what you guys want sometimes you want you want me to face this way
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i can't work anywhere else guys according to the ctv poll there's 13 percent of all the companies in
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canada that i could potentially work at and they're probably all just like warehousing jobs let's be
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honest when it comes to job seekers the majority of them 61 percent do not agree that their social
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media pokes impact likelihood of being hired interesting 80 so what
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interestingly so basically people are like 61 percent of people like i don't give a fuck i'm
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posting whatever i want on social media but then all these companies are saying that they do care and
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i think there's like a fine line i think some of these companies say they care but they really don't
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you get in they look at your social media like i said if you're a woman and it's you drunk at the
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cottage or whatever they don't they're like great they just don't want any basically they don't
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want to say it but it's really what it's about is they it's anti anti-fucking-government shit they
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don't want that's what they don't want anti-fucking-trudeau
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can't tell if can you guys hear the fucking fridge that just turned on jesus fucking christ
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uh methodology the survey was conducted online between december 1st and december 15th 2022 and
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involved 506 canadian hiring decision makers the data is considered accurate within a 4.6 percentage
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points with a 95 confidence interval what the fuck are they like all this all this bullshit
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that they that they spew now where it's just like this survey is correct within 4.5 percent
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based on science that you don't understand that we don't understand that you have to believe
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otherwise you get accused of being not not chinese enough for this is a very offensive to me you don't
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want to be i want you to leave the country i don't like you it's all right this is my country i am from
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canada i live downtown i have a jana tone in my tone and uh it's like a two store
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brought to you by patreon uh the time is for action is now according to a letter signed by all 13
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premiers um the premiers of canada are urging ottawa to reform the bail system after killing of opp officer
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which is interesting because this is kind of a right-wing talking point that now is basically
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going to be a left-wing action plan the premiers are unanimously urging ottawa to take immediate action
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to strengthen the country's bail system because there was a police officer who was shot basically uh
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28 year old constable greg pierce shala pierce shala uh a member of the opp court documents show
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that one of the two people facing a first degree murder charge in his death randall mckenzie had
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been initially denied bail in a separate case involving assault weapons charges but was released after a
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review so um blah blah blah so the justice system fundamentally needs to keep anyone who poses a
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threat to public safety off the streets so basically guys um you know first of all we have a bunch of
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premiers in this country some of them are liberal and some of them are conservative however every single
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one of them for the most part acted exactly the same in terms of how they acted towards the lockdowns
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and towards covetous you know the whole pandemic you know you have doug ford's the premier of ontario
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canada which is where toronto is that's the state the province if you're not if you're from america
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and uh we call them provinces here because we're just a little bit more gay than you guys
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and so we uh call them uh provinces and we have these premiers instead of governors and the premier
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will say i'm conservative but then he'll do everything in accordance with the um prime minister
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even though they're supposed to be supposed to be on separate parties but the prime minister is like
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lock it down and the premier's like i'm conservative but we don't think lockdowns are good for business but
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we're gonna do it anyway and doug ford who is the premier of ontario is corrupt it i mean it's we know
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that i mean he grew up selling drugs with his brother rob ford who was found to have been had gang
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uh affiliations and was smoking crack with uh gang members that's rob ford the former mayor of toronto who's
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the brother of doug ford who'd honestly have doug ford if he didn't die of cancer from being so obese
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or whatever then he probably would have become the premier of ontario which could have been maybe
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better because i think that you know if you're smoking crack as a politician you are less likely to
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uh go with the status quo and that's what we want folks from our politicians we want them to go against
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the grain right like especially if they're on an opposite party of what is happening trudeau's a liberal
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doug ford's a conservative but doug ford does everything the same basically as trudeau with a few
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like okay we're only gonna make our lockdown like nine weeks long wow very conservative of you
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it's uh it's bullshit so anyway but now all these premiers are ganging up and and basically gonna make
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it so the country's a little more authoritarian i guess you could say like i don't know if this is
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actually going to happen or what's going to happen in the bail system but the idea that you know uh
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what what constitutes a danger to society you know if you're get a dui is that you're a danger to
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society maybe you shouldn't be allowed uh you know you know i'm just saying
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this this country is loves being kind of authoritarian and and so does the states wants
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to be authoritarian just as authoritarian i think as canada i don't think canada is like super
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authoritarian we're not like china but because they can't get away with it yet yet but uh maybe in
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100 years they'll be able to get away with it but um i think that the states has a lot of checks and
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balances that canada doesn't and free speech and other things that make it more free and have
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create a real pushback against a lot of those ideologies that are being pushed on us right now
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in canada that um you know a lot of people are mad about and i understand that people are mad
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and the the problem is that you spend too much time mad right and you're you know you're you're
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obsessed you're you're reading trudeau articles um you know while you're taking a shit and you're just
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reading it and you're mad and you're mad at trudeau while you're wiping your ass and it's not
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healthy mentally for our society to be this wrapped up in politics and be worried about these things
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but we're worried on both sides because everybody's mentally ill now and we have a mental illness
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crisis which is much worse in my opinion than the pandemic because um young people are much more
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affected by the mental health illness whatever crisis where everybody's on drugs and everybody's out
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of their minds and everybody's lost it and so many people gave up on their lives during covid and
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now we're supposed to feel bad for you because you didn't think about how long the covid thing was
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going to be and you thought it'd be over quickly so you didn't do anything you stayed home you smoke
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weed and you played video games for three years and you accepted collected welfare and now you're like
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what do i do with my life and the answer is honestly nothing you apply for the maid service you go to the
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medically assisted death center uh and you sign up you put your name on i think there's a waiting list
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okay you got to prove that you're mentally ill so you got to get you know some signatures you go get
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your sponsor from aa to sign off and say hey he's done this is it no more relapses it's good for him
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put him in the maid um you get a letter from the doctor that allowed you to take uh gender pills
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at uh you know 14 so they prescribed that now they're going to prescribe you your uh medically
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assisted death license i don't know if there's a license i'm i'm assuming there's going to be a license
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similar to going fishing you're going to have to go to canadian tire and purchase a medically
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assisted death license and then you can go and die okay and people who are upset with that how wait
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how can you say that i don't want that for my uh families i want them to live good lives well
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it's a little too late for that okay we're a little too far in the future the last few years
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have been a little too weird and so i don't think we have the ability i don't know if you guys saw my
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shirt by the way it says uh keep calm and let bankers handle this my dad bought me this in uh
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he bought me this in somewhere uh if their application is approved and a hearing it would
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require broadcasters across canada to carry uva gut tv guys fuck the comedy industry fuck making
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anybody who you know grew up in a like you know you grew up in a city you're talented no that doesn't
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matter this is more important for some reason this is under cannabis news none of it indigenous
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language tv channel looking to be in the homes of every canadian honestly i don't disagree with it
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i don't hate it now i have nothing against uh every canadian watching indigenous tv i think it's
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much uh better probably to watch this than pretty much anything else so this family a little girl in
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the 1980s lucy tulagarjuk i like the fucking i like the native the native names almost sound like
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danish or something tulavarjuk kook bluk said she would uh spend most of her time playing outside
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instead of in front of a screen her family and friends in iglulik none of it did not own television
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she said with most households choosing to keep television out as a way to protect inuit culture
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yeah get that tv out of here i mean joking just but she recalled that when uh she was five years
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old she heard people in the nearby community of hall beach were watching tv and the medium piqued
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her interest it was interesting to see what tv had to bring oh my god folks
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and then i watched the television for the first i mean these people live in our country this is
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i mean insane that she's never i never watched tv and we heard that it was just in english and
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french no nook to tv ottawa to invest 39.4 million to support indigenous languages in northern territories
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i'm not against it i'm just against how much money is being just just like any problem oh what's
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going on some woke problem oh the language thing here's 40 million here's 10 million here's 20
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million oh omar cotter former you know fucking whatever terrorist guy here's 10 million dollars
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like it's just like like omar cotter's how many properties does he own now how's his real estate
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portfolio developing meanwhile everybody else is is is a fucking criminal in this country at the time
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i didn't understand why now talar juke is the executive producer director of an independent
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broadcaster whose mission is to bring inuit language and culture to the small screen not just
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none of it but across the country yeah because everybody's what do you nobody watches tv
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do that does she is she that out of it that she doesn't realize that nobody watches tv she is making
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a tv show for elderly dementia patients who sit in their seniors home and watch whatever is on
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the channel that their filipino psw puts on for them this is not really going to do anything
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in 2021 talar juke's none of it independent television network launched evagut tv meaning
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our tv becoming canada's first national indigenous language television channel it delivers 90 of this
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24 7 broadcast in inuktitut including national and regional news and children's programming i mean
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that's great okay good make sure they watch the tv and not the internet that'll really you know
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help and it's uh it is dreaming even bigger the network is applying to the federal broadcast
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regulator oh this canadian radio and television communications the ctr crtc that those are the
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guys the same guys who want to ban everything and make this podcast impossible to watch and you know
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if this podcast starts getting you know sorry when this podcast is at 10 or 20 or 30 000 views an episode
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or more they're going to be like we're going to have to come after ben bangers because this is a
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canadian tv show and he said he said faggot once and he once said retard and it's very horrible and
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he's making fun of all of this horrible no fuck off crtc to be uh mandatory mandatory why not just
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make it so that uh you know you you have to watch inuit tv otherwise you get uh you know arrested at
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your home you have to watch inuit tv so they're basically saying to make to be a mandatory part
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of the coverage in basic tv packages why not just make it mandatory that you have to watch that why
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not just make the only channel that you can watch native tv that's what i would like
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if their application is approved at a hearing which is expected sometime this year it would require
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broadcasters across canada to carry you've a good tv you've a gay it'd be such a gift for all canadians
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have access and be able to see and learn about inuit with inuit said kajak robinson it's a pretty
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interesting last name for the first name who is the secretary treasurer of the nitv's board of
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directors and also served as one of the commissioners of the national inquiry into missing and murdered
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indigenous women and girls thank you for your services kajak not sure if you're a dude or a chick
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is this her she's kind of hot to have access to the language and content that reflects them and
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speaks to them that supports the promotion and protection of life robinson pointed to inuit
00:31:37.040
broadcaster rosemary kuptana's 1982 neutron bomb speech at a crt 1982
00:31:45.860
kuptana described the arrival of southern mainstream media and inuit communities as
00:31:56.020
the bomb that kills the people but leaves the building standing okay
00:32:00.440
honestly as much as i care about the native communities and i do and i like native people
00:32:10.960
every time i meet them they're very funny and cool and honestly they get it but the way that
00:32:17.540
they're portrayed in the media by the woke left wing media to me feels like the left wing is more
00:32:25.820
racist than anything the right is doing like yeah you're giving them money you're doing all these
00:32:33.380
things oh we're going to give you your own tv channel so you can just watch your own tv and you
00:32:37.840
don't have to you know like which i get we're preserved is it preserving a country or a culture or is it
00:32:44.900
preserving the culture of capitalism by saying hey here's money here's your show here's you can go watch
00:32:54.060
your little show and and leave us alone right like that's kind of the situation um and then the whites and
00:33:08.540
or whatever the assimilated people in the cities and stuff we can just go about our business and you
00:33:14.360
guys can stay in a nook to ba duk and watch your ba duk and that's fine and then you know we did our
00:33:22.700
part and we're woke and we're woke and but we don't but just stay over there and watch your show and
00:33:28.240
don't watch our shows and don't go on the internet because your internet's probably horrible because
00:33:40.160
more details are coming about uh the duke of sussex's fondness for cannabis in his memoir
00:34:02.720
this is the new thing to uh you know basically make it so that everybody
00:34:10.260
is on board with you is just weed like any politician any oh my god this is on the growth
00:34:22.720
putting in your date of birth is the dumbest thing ever are you watching cartoons like if you're like
00:34:34.780
prince harry got high after first date with megan markle oh my gosh
00:34:41.540
more details are coming about the duke of sussex's fondness for cannabis via his memoir
00:34:47.260
spare i kind of want to read his memoir it looks bad but that's why i want to read it
00:34:55.060
hello magazine cites the biography uh in reporting that prince harry smoked cannabis after his first
00:35:00.660
date with megan markle and later while leaving living at tyler perry's los angeles home during the
00:35:06.100
lockdown in 2020 he lived at tyler perry's house first of all that makes tyler perry a boss
00:35:11.340
i bet i bet harry's sick i bet megan markle's annoying she looks annoying and everybody knows
00:35:16.780
that and she's she's kind of cunty late uh late at night with everyone asleep i'd walk the house
00:35:23.520
checking the doors and windows that i'd sit on the balcony or the edge of the garden and roll a joint
00:35:28.460
prince harry also partook in some cannabis and drinks following his first date with now wife
00:35:35.000
megan markle as he recounted the encounter with a friend the two had a brief encounter at soho house
00:35:40.320
76 dean street a traditional dining room lounge space and rooftop bar set inside one of the
00:35:47.820
westminster's oldest townhouses markle then left as she had dinner plans while the duke went to a
00:35:53.920
friend's house the duke the duke he took one look at my face and said what happened i didn't want to
00:36:02.400
tell him i kept thinking do not tell him do not tell him do not tell him i told him i recounted the
00:36:06.280
entire date then pleaded mate what am i going to do out came the tequila out came the weed we drank
00:36:12.000
and smoked and watched disney films inside out this is all what being like being rich is awesome
00:36:20.380
it's really just being in high school forever it wasn't his final encounter with markle that
00:36:26.220
evening however as she later facetimed him and couldn't help but notice the film choice
00:36:31.620
are you watching cartoons she asked three days later they went out on a second date and eventually
00:36:37.480
married at saint george chapel in windsor may 2018 spare set uh that's his book set a publisher's
00:36:44.740
record on its first day of sales with 1.4 million copies flying off the shelves i wonder how many of
00:36:49.160
those were hard copy versus like online beyond cannabis the memoir also recounted the deuce experiences
00:36:54.660
with psychedelics including ayahuasca and psilocybin which he consumed to cope with grief over the loss of
00:36:59.980
his mother hmm well that's i've done that too he's a he's a real guy isn't that nice he's only worth
00:37:09.720
let's just see what he's what is he worth prince harry worth
00:37:19.960
i feel like 60 million dollars i guess you still need ayahuasca that's how sadness works i don't know
00:37:28.320
pierre polivier defends his free speech his speech to frontier center now i every time this guy makes
00:37:37.760
a speech he's got to defend himself this is what certain people uh believe that the country is
00:37:46.940
moving towards a one-party system which essentially means that we have one party kind of like china or
00:37:52.280
any other dictatorship but here we do it in a way where we trick the population into thinking it is
00:38:01.200
still kind of a democracy now the way we do that is one you know we have these elected officials uh
00:38:08.940
jagmeet which i made a video today about but in all seriousness jagmeet has some sort of pact
00:38:14.860
with the liberal government with justin trudeau's government that anytime they vote for something
00:38:22.400
jagmeet will vote with them and anytime the conservatives vote for something and the liberals
00:38:28.140
vote against that they will vote against that with them so essentially veto power as as much as i
00:38:35.520
understand it please tell me in the comments if you're angry if you're an angry person that hates
00:38:39.120
me and you want to explain to me why i'm wrong please tell me i'm wrong but from my understanding
00:38:43.520
there's some sort of arrangement between the ndp and the liberals where jagmeet will veto against
00:38:52.700
essentially anything that the conservatives would want to do so it's like it's like oh no it's not a
00:38:59.360
this is not a one-party system this is not a dictatorship it's a democracy look we have the
00:39:04.380
conservatives we have the ndp and we have the liberals but
00:39:09.020
the liberals win every time and we're not allowed like if you like the conservatives
00:39:16.800
it's basically frowned upon even like we said these social media posts earlier in the podcast
00:39:23.240
63 or whatever percent of employers don't want you posting certain things on facebook or certain
00:39:31.720
things on social media period that includes conservative views i'm pretty sure like if you
00:39:38.680
if you go on and you just say like no i support xyz conservative view that scene is like taking away
00:39:46.140
from the brand of these companies because these companies are all basically liberal so every time
00:39:54.640
pierre talks and says something semi-normal everybody has to you know he has to defend himself and say oh i
00:40:02.340
didn't really uh mean to say that i'm not saying it is a one-party system yet but i think that they
00:40:11.220
want that and i don't know if that's good does my opinion matter i don't know but i guess i'm supposed
00:40:19.300
to give you it because you have one and yours is probably wrong and mine's probably right so that's
00:40:27.260
why i'm giving you the opinion pierre poliver defense's speech to frontier center during winnipeg
00:40:33.680
visit we speak with groups all the time with which we disagree poliver said how dare he speak with
00:40:40.400
somebody that is in disagreement in 2018 the center ran radio ads which were soon pulled then the
00:40:46.540
that said it was a myth residential schools robbed indigenous children of their childhood
00:40:50.980
okay i'm listening last summer the center posted a commentary on its website that said stories about
00:40:59.680
murdered and secretly buried residential school children are highly suspicious if not completely
00:41:04.520
false and last month the center posted an article that said anti-white male policies represent only
00:41:09.240
the only systemic discrimination there is now is that true i don't know
00:41:16.440
but the reason people feel that way is because all we talk about is how bad white people are
00:41:23.860
we tore down all the statues of the white people and replace them with other statues um we're trying
00:41:30.300
to bury our history and we're embarrassed of our history and embarrassed of and white people need
00:41:35.940
to pay for that's a bit much that we have that in the media but on the day-to-day
00:41:40.140
thing i don't know if it's like that i think that white privilege does exist in some situations i mean
00:41:47.720
uh my dad has a friend who went to africa he's white and he said in africa everybody treats you
00:41:54.020
nicely because you're white i don't know where he was he didn't get robbed apparently that many times
00:41:58.320
they did try to kill him a few times whatever okay so take that as you will it exists kind of
00:42:06.560
in 2008 mr paul aver rightfully apologized for saying that residential school survivors
00:42:11.360
many of whom who are very advanced age should learn the value of hard work today's stunt puts
00:42:17.160
into question that apology i mean the more funny stuff he says like that the more votes he's probably
00:42:23.280
going to win if he just says crazy stuff paul aver said his feelings are clear i obviously support
00:42:29.020
reconciliation and i believe that residential schools are an ugly and horrific blight on our history
00:42:33.260
of the country why do we always have to talk about stuff that's in such far past like we're living in
00:42:40.420
the past it's like people who are traumatized and who uh you know just can't get their fucking mental
00:42:46.400
health in order are the people who are constantly what about happened in the past and it happened they
00:42:51.400
don't and then pierre apparently said that you need to just work hard and it's like how dare you tell
00:42:57.600
me to work hard my ancestors blah blah everybody's ancestors got fucked what about the jews the jews
00:43:03.240
did okay hello just saying is that racist maybe his staff provided examples including former
00:43:10.460
federal finance minister paul martin giving an interview in the center 21 years ago 21 years well
00:43:17.080
21 years ago let go of this the fact that this is news everything is news about the past and the past
00:43:25.080
and what happened in the past and what did he say and how did what did he really mean and why did he
00:43:29.360
do that and who gives a shit trudeau sucks he's annoying he's a little dictator he works for the
00:43:36.420
w uh h o in many ways i'm not trying to be conspiracy i mean it's it doesn't work for them i guess you
00:43:42.680
could say that because they have a way to you know make it look democratic blah blah blah but that's what
00:43:48.160
the not the w h o the the world economic forum the the w e f the wrestling federation um no the uh
00:43:58.720
the w e f is definitely kind of evil is that bad to say that they're a little evil that they
00:44:11.380
you know are making other countries do things that they want to do and they were not democratically
00:44:20.660
elected by any people in those countries so that in itself isn't good for people who live in these
00:44:31.380
countries who don't have much more of a say in the world than their measly little vote which
00:44:39.120
we hope works and we hope that the voting systems work properly and are not just um you know
00:44:51.420
fraudulent let's just say because there are a lot of people believe that i don't know if i believe
00:44:58.840
that yet maybe but i think that if i was justin trudeau i would rig some stuff personally
00:45:06.460
paul aver's speech was part of a day-long visit the manitoba capital where the by-election is soon
00:45:12.860
expected to fill the winnipeg south center seat held by liberal uh member of parliament jim carr
00:45:17.820
who died in december he's dead he's a dead guy who is your uh member of parliament oh he's dead okay
00:45:26.420
so we're doing a by-election they call it a by-election isn't that just a regular election if
00:45:31.040
he died the seat has a long liberal tradition although the conservatives won it for a term
00:45:36.820
in 2011 paul aver said he will be campaigning the writing expressed optimism i think people in
00:45:41.840
manitoba have suffered enough under trudeau and they want to change yeah yeah count the fuck trudeau
00:45:49.420
flags in manitoba baby how are they voting a liberal in manitoba it's crazy what are these people doing i
00:45:57.100
thought manitoba i thought everything outside of toronto was just conservative but apparently
00:46:00.600
if he's lucky prime minister justin trudeau is more than two years to make a case for a fourth term
00:46:08.980
this is what i'm talking about folks how is this not kind of kind of dictator-y okay
00:46:19.100
the fact that this guy okay first of all here you open the page and it's it's an expose it's a big
00:46:26.560
picture of look at our leader the leader you know uh somebody said somebody smart said this to me
00:46:32.760
recently that you know uh people lived in germany in those times they didn't refer to hitler as a
00:46:39.120
dictator and the people who lived in italy didn't refer to miscellaneous a dictator they referred to them
00:46:43.720
as their leader so here is the great leader justin trudeau's put up or shut up moment if he's lucky
00:46:53.160
the prime minister is more than two years so this guy is two years to get another four years he's how
00:46:58.720
many years has he been there like a hundred years like what is it's what is it since 2018 how long
00:47:04.760
has weed been legal i don't even know anymore it seems like my entire life seven years to the day
00:47:09.820
that sunny morning in 2015 when he and his cabinet walked down the tree-linked drive to rito hall
00:47:15.100
justin trudeau visited a community center in working class neighborhood of apartment towers and public
00:47:20.360
housing in northeastern toronto inside a second floor meeting room scuffled laminate floors fluorescent
00:47:25.800
lights two portable air conditioners and a foosball table 30 why is this any bit like it's like oh he's he
00:47:34.840
was in a dorm 34 chairs were arranged in a circle families and seniors the area filled 31 of the
00:47:41.500
chairs following a short wait trudeau entered the room after a general greeting he presented around
00:47:46.780
this proceeded around the circle who wrote this the aaron wary definitely guy after briefly reviewing
00:47:54.900
the fall economic statement his government has had tabled that day before trudeau told the group he
00:47:59.920
was there to hear directly from them on how things are going and what you're preoccupied with what
00:48:05.020
issues you're facing there was no mention of his government's anniversary no reminiscing about the day
00:48:10.460
in 2015 so 2015 so five six seven eight he's in his eighth year guys this is fucking getting scary
00:48:19.900
after a decade like how long before you're considered just in power indefinitely after 20 years
00:48:27.280
20 years we're gonna say well there's an election coming up in three years maybe jagmeet will win
00:48:33.400
oh this is scary you should be a little scared a little bit just a little it was still a friendly
00:48:39.860
room uh blah blah blah we know that too many kids are dealing with the rising cost of living i love how
00:48:46.400
true we're dealing with the rising cost of living so the the solution to that is i'm gonna make more
00:48:51.560
money so your money that you have is worth less and the hours you work every week are worth less but i'm
00:48:56.360
going to give you more money and then we're going to make things even more expensive but we're going
00:49:00.700
to pretend like it's we're being good because we're giving you money even though the money is just
00:49:05.060
made up it's just monopoly money at this point they just print it in a big machine just ka-ching
00:49:09.800
ka-ching ka-ching ka-ching every day there's more 20s hundreds 50s tens fives in the circulation
00:49:18.060
coins they're still making coins guys plus all the money online i don't even know it's all just made up
00:49:25.780
as far as i'm concerned later trudeau which is why you need to support me on patreon because i
00:49:31.500
don't want to take this guy's money later trudeau visited a food bank in a community kitchen in
00:49:35.660
mississauga oh touching one of the managers told him the center had gone from serving 600 people per
00:49:41.900
month from the pandemic to serving a thousand people for per month now the reason for that is
00:49:47.800
because there's a bunch of indian immigrants online telling other indian immigrants how to
00:49:53.960
get food in canada for cheap and the way they're doing it is by um this they are getting the food
00:50:03.920
from the food banks and they are taking it home and they are making butter chicken
00:50:09.740
while trudeau was confronting the difficulty uh difficult reality of his eighth year as prime
00:50:17.460
minister the leader of the opposition was assigning blame the same day before a friendly audience in
00:50:22.120
toronto pierre paul aver delivered a speech entitled the bursting bubble in it the conservative
00:50:26.660
leader argued that everything from inflation to housing prices to purported lack of oil and gas
00:50:32.160
development was a fault too much government regulation too much government spending
00:50:35.620
which i agree with this is the fundamental misunderstanding of justin trudeau and his
00:50:41.380
government paul aver said government cannot give you anything without first taking it away
00:50:45.460
a few weeks later paul aver put his basic complaint in less philosophical terms do you ever feel like
00:50:51.020
everything is broken in canada he asked in a video those first weeks of trudeau's eighth year in
00:50:56.620
power were not uneventful parliament passed legislation to create a new dental benefit for low-income
00:51:01.500
families the government released a new indo-pacific strategy national climate change adaptation
00:51:08.160
strategy and a critical mineral strategy did anybody even know that this has apparently happened in the
00:51:13.980
last week two weeks trudeau pointedly uh criticized the ontario government's latest use of the not
00:51:20.440
withstanding clause and nominated four new independent senators the prime minister became the first world
00:51:25.020
leader to appear on rupaul's drag race and the liberal party won a by-election in the ontario
00:51:29.980
riding of mississauga that's all you got to do folks put on a wig do a drag show and you win mississauga
00:51:38.960
but the most evocative idea of the fall came in the form of the question posed by paul aver and it
00:51:45.220
didn't escape trudeau's notice or ire in the interview with cbc news in the west block office one afternoon
00:51:50.480
mid-december a day after the by-election win trudeau brought up paul aver's line unprompted
00:51:54.660
canadians are still and have reason to be really optimistic about our future as a country even though yeah
00:51:59.500
it's really tough right now why do we have reason to be that optimistic when our freedoms are of
00:52:05.260
speech is being taken away slowly just every day slowly eroding it slowly eroding all these uh
00:52:12.980
institutions and and making everything woke and gay and annoying and shitty and not cool and fucking
00:52:19.640
and stale and and promoting this kind of asexual queer identity that has nothing to do with being
00:52:26.580
gay it just has to do with being boring and not doing anything exciting and not having a lot of
00:52:31.460
money that's what they want sorry that's my opinion am i wrong maybe and fuck listen to a different
00:52:38.140
podcast then or listen to this one and laugh and enjoy yourself the focus on what has made canadians
00:52:44.940
successful through really difficult times should be and is energizing
00:52:49.140
what how can you be successful if you make 100 grand and then they tax you 50 percent i mean it's
00:52:57.920
kind of insane that that's just the way we live the life the promise was better this is canada trudeau
00:53:05.620
said standing on a stage in the middle of a hockey arena in brampton wow two weeks before the election
00:53:11.000
in 2015 and in canada better is always possible it used to be always possible before he was elected
00:53:16.440
the guy did a couple good things he legalized weed and that's it okay
00:53:22.180
i don't know i think our country's got a few years left before uh shit really starts hitting the fan so
00:53:32.560
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00:53:40.720
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00:54:09.340
you support the shit out of me and i'm so lucky to have you um the weekend in burlington was so good to
00:54:15.040
meet so many of you and and see how excited you are for my stuff and for my comedy and and it was it
00:54:20.920
was very humbling and um you know the venue served hot dogs and tater tots which wasn't the best but
00:54:27.760
um people laughed and had a good time and that's what's important come out and see some of my uh shows
00:54:34.580
that are coming up i have dates um the date of 27th and 28th in toronto is kind of up in the air if
00:54:42.260
you're thinking about buying tickets and you haven't yet i would wait i might be canceling that
00:54:47.440
show and transitioning the people who already bought tickets into a different venue we might
00:54:51.920
do a bigger venue and do one show as opposed to doing four shows of 70 people which uh i don't
00:54:57.740
think we're going to sell all them out just because it's just too spread out people can buy tickets for
00:55:01.620
any time 8 10 30 on both nights it's it's already the tickets are already spreading out and i'm worried
00:55:07.800
and i think a lot of fans have come to the royal comedy theater and i don't know how much they
00:55:12.660
enjoyed it i know some people were yelled at they were kicked out it you know so you tell me in the
00:55:18.020
comments if you came there and what you felt about the place but we might be moving it to a different
00:55:21.920
venue so hold up on that other than that my dates right now uh february i think 24th and 25th in
00:55:28.260
niagara falls at yuck yucks you can go to get tickets for that march 23rd at yuck yucks in ottawa you can go
00:55:35.620
get tickets for that march 24th and 25th i'm going to be in carlton place ontario uh i don't know how
00:55:42.080
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00:55:47.560
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00:55:59.440
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