Bankas Podcast - Gambling Addiction ｜ The Bankas Show - #021

00:00:00.000 welcome to the bank of show everybody sorry for the podcast being late i have a family

00:00:06.320 and i paid attention to them and uh now the podcast is late we have fired armin our bobby

00:00:17.200 um and we have hired daniel boardman a jew we're we're switching back to jews from arabs

00:00:26.080 um we tried the diversity thing it didn't work out

00:00:33.680 armin's at yuck yucks right now um

00:00:38.400 bombing for eight people who are sad that the leafs lost yeah i'm happy the leafs lost but i'm

00:00:45.280 unhappy that i bet against them in a parlay and then the parlay was supposed to be uh florida

00:00:54.640 panthers miami heat and golden state and miami lost and it destroyed me it destroyed me it destroyed

00:01:04.000 my night and um yeah that's neither here nor there because you are now listening to the best podcast

00:01:14.480 in canada there are no podcasts in canada there's no canadian podcast that anybody listens to people

00:01:19.680 listen to jeremy mckenzie's podcast i have people being like jeremy mckenzie's pretty cool i'm like

00:01:26.480 the guy who was like in prison for like two weeks yeah just like what was he in prison for he was in

00:01:33.280 prison for saying something mean about no allegedly he um beat up his ex-girlfriend and then when someone

00:01:38.800 tried to stop him he pulled a gun on them oh why is that not talked about i thought he just got

00:01:43.280 arrested for saying something mean about paul aver's wife no he got arrested oh so he's yeah

00:01:50.240 that's pretty funny that every single fan of mine that has been like you should watch jeremy mckenzie's

00:01:56.320 woman is like a this is like a random woman being like jeremy mckenzie's really funny like do you know 0.98

00:02:02.960 he beat the shit of his wife like yeah well still hilarious 0.98

00:02:07.200 that was pretty funny you know when he did that it's like the bill cosby thing like how 1.00

00:02:12.960 many bad things you need to do by being how funny jeremy mckenzie is the bill cosby of canadian convoy

00:02:22.800 yeah he might have might have beat somebody up but he sure could honk a horn yeah he sure could go

00:02:27.920 downtown everything's just so disturbing now like i really just i've gone on social media less like the

00:02:36.080 last three days and i feel a lot better because when i was trapped in winnipeg which by the way

00:02:43.040 everybody i was just in winnipeg we did uh eight shows they were underpriced i had no idea that they

00:02:50.160 were selling tickets for 15 and 18 to the shows in winnipeg which was very upsetting did you sell them

00:02:57.440 for more on your website uh no we i did i didn't do a door deal with yucks for these shows so it was 0.59

00:03:02.640 basically just like i got paid 200 bucks a show it was terrible oh that sucks it was 0.65

00:03:08.160 that's why people need to support me on patreon guys patreon.com slash ben bankus uh this week's

00:03:13.440 patreon episode is with um armandar bobby was supposed to be the episode for this week but uh we fired him

00:03:22.800 so it's not the episode anymore no it was supposed to be the episode this week and we forgot to press

00:03:26.800 record on the recording device but we recorded the video and the audio through the camera so

00:03:33.360 but it's a fucking hilarious episode so you can go check that out on patreon and um 0.86

00:03:40.480 support me that way because folks i'm still doing shows i'm still doing underpriced shows i'll do a 0.73

00:03:45.200 show for uh like so you know some of the higher price shows you make good money do the math on

00:03:52.080 you know 35 tickets and then 70 of the door on 125 tickets doing four shows like so there was some

00:04:01.440 good money to be made but then it's like now this weekend i'm doing a golf course for 400 bucks which

00:04:07.680 is fine but i have to drive to kingston to chatham yeah i'm doing so this week i'm doing kingston

00:04:15.200 which is my own show which i'm selling tickets for which is pretty decent and then going to um

00:04:20.960 going to uh chatham i don't know if you guys heard that my kid my kid just made a noise i guess my 0.95

00:04:29.120 fiance left the fucking baby monitor on but uh yeah so anyway i was in fucking winnipeg for 12 days 0.98

00:04:38.320 we got there on april 18th that sucks that like your cross canada trip was like we're going across 0.99

00:04:42.080 canada but then like it was really half of winnipeg half of your canada trip was just winnipeg half of 0.92

00:04:46.480 april i was just in winnipeg being like why the fuck am i in winnipeg 0.86

00:04:50.320 like it was just absolutely terrible i think we just woke up my kid this was like the number one

00:04:55.200 reason we're like it's so hard because my fiance works in the mornings like she has to get up

00:05:03.520 at eight in the morning and do a she has to read a script okay i have to turn this off like why the

00:05:10.000 is this on and just ignore that kid podcast is more important turning the baby monitor off she'll be fine

00:05:25.200 yeah so support ben on patreon or else i'll have to gamble on sports making crazy

00:05:33.520 to make ends meet dude because this is what happened basically i became a degenerate gambler

00:05:37.760 while on tour because what happened was the beginning of the tour started in victoria it was

00:05:42.960 all innocent you know yeah we're just hanging out ordering burger king watching people die of fentanyl 0.98

00:05:49.680 yeah well watching yeah on twitter no watching watching black people punch people in the face 0.97

00:05:55.680 on twitter uh just innocent night and then the second location was surrey and surrey was at the casino

00:06:06.400 so that's where it started i didn't even gamble there because it was such a bad casino but i was just 0.64

00:06:12.560 like fuck i went to the tables there was a bunch of scary seat guys at the table i was like i'm too afraid 0.99

00:06:17.360 to gamble with these dudes no like not because i'm racist but they looked like criminals and 0.99

00:06:22.000 i just know that surrey is like has this whole criminal underworld that's like seek criminal

00:06:26.880 underworld i'm like i don't want to be involved in this so i didn't gamble there but i was just i

00:06:30.400 wanted to then the second show was in vancouver at a racetrack i was like just around so much gambling

00:06:38.000 then finally and then uh calgary was at elbow river casino and i was like it so that's then we then

00:06:44.800 we started playing well everything is run by gambling now everything if you watch every

00:06:48.480 commercials half the commercials on tv are gambling and like 75 of your like podcasts are sponsored by

00:06:55.440 that 365 dude charles barclay is doing ads for gambling and he he had a gambling addiction yeah

00:07:03.440 he had a huge gambling addiction is he lost millions of dollars yeah

00:07:08.560 i see why gambling should be illegal like in a lot of ways because it's like the idea that you can just

00:07:13.280 walk into a casino and put a million dollars on the table and be like red yeah it's just like how

00:07:18.480 is that well it's also like the thing where like people say oh we need equality so everyone's equal

00:07:22.480 well some people are just going to gamble right if you have no matter how much money you give people

00:07:25.680 some people are just going to take it all and put it on black and then lose that if you realize

00:07:30.160 well maybe if i put a parlay on the panthers and the suns luckily like most of the vets that i do

00:07:36.480 are like 20 bucks and then i'll like win three i'll be up like 800 bucks then last night we literally

00:07:42.560 we're supposed to do the podcast and just sat here we're like it was armin's fault this is why

00:07:46.960 armin's fired because he showed me bet 365 live roulette tables and live blackjack tables with

00:07:54.320 live dealers we started streaming we air we airplayed it to my tv and we just gambled for

00:08:00.800 like three and a half hours lost like 250 dollars that's fucking insane but i just won 0.92

00:08:06.960 800 off sports well i'll say this is just madness what i'm going through is 0.82

00:08:10.800 the fact that there's a casino in my pocket is madness it should not be legal at all i see why 0.62

00:08:16.000 it's not illegal in most places i was because when i was in fucking winnipeg i couldn't or any other 0.94

00:08:21.440 province you can't gamble on your phone at a province yes so i was forced to go to a casino

00:08:28.080 i went to every casino in winnipeg we were there for 12 days they have three casinos shark club mcphillips

00:08:34.720 and uh regent and we went to every single one i won at every single casino and in and i won 100 bucks

00:08:42.400 at shark club i won 900 at mcphillips and 1300 at fucking did you lose is that total winnings or is 0.94

00:08:51.520 that like one big win that makes them like that was like three three wins and then the last night we

00:08:57.040 went again to region and i lost 500 okay yeah so so take five so my my yeah so you can't just say

00:09:03.840 like oh i won 1400 plus 900 minus 500 yeah is what i won which is not bad still paying for the dog sitter

00:09:11.440 yeah you gotta get rid of these dogs which uh yeah that's another topic that we should we should touch

00:09:16.640 on so i have two dogs i talk about in my act having two chinese dogs two shih tzus

00:09:21.440 and um of course i have a child and uh i have a child and my fiancee has a dog a schnoodle 0.95

00:09:36.160 we have three fucking dogs and a kid and it's just i hate it and the dogs are cute there it is 0.99

00:09:41.920 he's lying there you should solicit your fans who wants a dog who wants a bank you'll sign a dog if 0.99

00:09:47.120 you want a dog i'll spray i'll spray paint a dog get it promotion you need to get it i'll send you 1.00

00:09:55.440 guys a dead dog i'll kill one of these dogs and send you the head to the highest bidder um 1.00

00:10:04.240 no we and there'll be a raffle i have somebody some old lady's gonna take my dogs forever away from me 1.00

00:10:10.960 so that i can focus on sports gambling 1.00

00:10:12.960 why'd you get rid of your dogs fucking them fucking miami heat 1.00

00:10:18.960 blame fucking kimmy butler's out i still gonna bet them yeah that was bad i mean i don't know 1.00

00:10:24.800 enough about sports other than like so i'm pretty sure these guys are gonna win 0.99

00:10:29.600 and a lot of the time you win like that yeah but like not only you're so into sports game like you

00:10:34.400 don't know enough about sports to know that like three of their top four players were injured before

00:10:38.560 you cast the bet so it's not even like you're like the sports gambler who's like on this

00:10:42.240 side's trying to find the best value it's like i got this i've got this it's a steal

00:10:46.400 you're just like uh this one this one this one i like the logos

00:10:54.960 look it was a hundred bucks on miami for one game and then it was a forty dollars on a

00:10:59.120 three-team parlay and i was very close i was very close to winning another thousand dollars but that's

00:11:05.520 that's the thing with the parlay is you always get very 500 from off of 175 in the in in the

00:11:13.120 it's all it's all an illusion it should be illegal is what i'm saying yeah and i should not be allowed 0.98

00:11:16.560 to do this i should not be allowed to look at my phone and play roulette yeah it's fucking 0.97

00:11:20.880 ridiculous stay away from roulette if you're gonna i mean you lost you didn't lose playing 0.99

00:11:23.920 black but i lost i won all my money in winnipeg off went of roulette yeah roulette's like a crazy 0.98

00:11:28.800 money wheel and also the way you bet roulette online is retarded can we talk like 0.87

00:11:32.080 like so people know he like or one 17 14 23 21 27 you put like money on like the one third bet

00:11:40.160 yeah the other third bets and then you like pick all the ones in the middle so even if you win one

00:11:43.840 like the amount of money you're betting like you're losing like you're well i have like my two that if

00:11:48.320 i hit then i really win and then i have all the rest it's like i break even yeah but you but the odds 0.96

00:11:54.320 of breaking even are low the way you're betting so you're this is making me want to fucking put money 0.95

00:11:58.800 on roulette so badly and it's making me like go crazy it's like the odds you're you're betting in

00:12:03.120 the the worst the odds like the more i want to gamble i don't know and i am watching you it's like it's

00:12:08.480 like this is the most inefficient betting i've ever seen you're just driving because i need to teach

00:12:12.480 you how to play blackjack well i'm lucky that i had the foresight to set up my uh uh my play set

00:12:19.440 your limits play within it kids yeah set a limit on bet three six five do not play with no i don't think

00:12:24.320 it lets you play with no limit you have to set up a limit okay that's that's good i mean that's a

00:12:28.640 good law i mean canada okay this is like the name i don't even think that's a law like oh maybe it is

00:12:33.520 maybe maybe that's their afraid of getting regulated like the gamblers like these these companies are

00:12:37.280 making so much money that they got to set like yeah we're at least not ruining people's but everything

00:12:41.200 else is just so bad that it makes sense that they just want everybody to start gambling and not care

00:12:47.840 about anything because if you just focus on like what are you addicted to a lot of people are just

00:12:54.000 addicted to reading the news and getting outraged and mad or you could be addicted to spending 140

00:13:00.240 and maybe you win maybe you don't what's better for your mental health i don't know it's funny you're

00:13:05.680 talking you're talking like guys i stayed off social media i'm feeling a lot better but i just lost all

00:13:09.600 this money i'm depressed because i'm not going on social media anymore i'm just going on bet365

00:13:15.520 that you still have eight hours a day on the guys i gotta get my hours down on the floor don't

00:13:22.640 don't get into this don't you'll ruin your mental health if you're like the true the liberals of the

00:13:27.040 conservatives no the way i'm trying to solve the heat you know exactly why are you doing liberal

00:13:33.360 conservative when you could bet panthers against leafs and win yeah or not even win or not win because 1.00

00:13:39.520 you did a parlay because you're a fucking idiot what i should have done is i should when i parlay 1.00

00:13:45.120 i should bet each one individually too what i should do is spend more money yeah that yeah just 1.00

00:13:53.760 double down i mean it's all money that i won already so it's not like i'm like depositing money

00:13:59.440 i mean whatever money you put into bet365 knowing you that money has just been thrown away

00:14:03.680 yeah i mean it's all just like it's kind of funny because when you win a sports betting you're like

00:14:09.280 i'm a professional like i do this for a living when you lose you're like it's just for fun it's just 0.77

00:14:13.600 fun it's just fun to lose 300 bucks on a tuesday night for a fucking reason here against the hometown 0.98

00:14:20.480 leaves watching like the worst stream of like fucking just just just laggy guys doing layups you're 0.98

00:14:27.600 like was that in i don't even know the bet365 app's like 15 minutes ahead of the 0.98

00:14:32.400 fucking stream it's like the game's over and they lost i'm like bro it's still 68 you're like 0.91

00:14:37.520 watching the phone and the game it's like so you're not even enjoying it that's all it's the 0.99

00:14:42.000 worst experience yeah i really can't sports game i can't watch this a bet i think that playoffs are

00:14:49.520 really bad for sports gamblers they just want to bet so bad yeah i mean that's people addicted to

00:14:54.960 gambling like gambling a lot i mean if you want to you can keep gambling on whatever you want like

00:14:58.880 like sports one but still be baseball you can you can bet on soccer i hate soccer i like basketball

00:15:04.880 and hockey yeah but like european soccer is easier to fix there's always like gambling scams where the

00:15:08.640 refs are in on like the mafia like fixes like this tier two italian league you don't think that's 1.00

00:15:13.040 happening in at the florida panthers level but i mean there was a there was already a scandal about

00:15:17.680 this in the nba years ago like one of the refs like got kicked out because like he was involved in

00:15:21.760 like organized crime that's the other scary thing about like gambling but that's why they made

00:15:28.320 gambling legal because everybody was getting like shot because they had a gambling addiction it opened

00:15:33.520 up but it's also now it's like there's billions of dollars flowing between each game like is that

00:15:41.040 good for the economy it's probably not good for society because most people are losing right and then

00:15:46.720 these companies are just becoming bigger and bigger and sponsoring more and more things it's good for

00:15:50.720 like it's good for online content creators because we could be like yo this podcast is sponsored by

00:15:55.840 insert gambling app here and because it's like and then there's a link piece of it's also fun to

00:16:00.400 talk about like people genuinely like talking about gambling for some reason they're just as soon as they

00:16:06.080 hear i was gambling last night people are like oh really i really haven't what did you who'd you bet

00:16:12.160 on what'd you bet oh you're playing blackjack oh i love like there's just something social about

00:16:18.560 throwing away money it's a very human experience yeah everyone loves it right it's but when you're

00:16:26.080 a comic on the road and you're in these like small towns in canada and there's literally nothing else

00:16:30.160 to do except go to the casino and most of these towns like winnipeg like regent casino in winnipeg is

00:16:35.440 one of the nicest buildings in the whole town and it's not it's not even that nice but compared to

00:16:41.120 everywhere else it's like you can go there you can have a drink you can eat i mean they have mcdonald's

00:16:46.800 oh a mcdonald's a casino with a mcdonald's but now i like the toronto's creating this new mega vegas

00:16:52.960 casino that is one day i'm gonna headline for 300 bucks and no um that i want to headline but

00:17:02.000 toronto should have a casino we should have the best casino you have you're right if you have a casino in

00:17:05.840 your pocket might as well have a physical casino there where like people can i get why toronto hasn't

00:17:09.920 had a casino in so long and it's kind of like a claim to fame in a way because it's like you know 0.95

00:17:13.680 like we're not enough of a shithole to have a casino but i think we're enough of a shithole now 0.60

00:17:18.960 yeah that we deserve a casino we deserve shuttle service from goat like union station to to and 0.99

00:17:25.840 from the casino yeah like old folks i'm like you know they'll take like day trips of like old people 1.00

00:17:31.280 take them to like niagara falls to go to the casino but the leafs lost because they probably partied way

00:17:37.200 too hard right after they won like they acted like they won the stanley cup the whole city was going

00:17:42.080 insane people were like getting arrested on the streets for banging against it's like dude it was

00:17:47.920 just the first round don't they have to do two more rounds just to get to oh two more to get to

00:17:51.840 the stanley cup yeah four that's insane series they won one of four series dude

00:17:59.280 part of me loves the leafs and part of me like hates them like watching them play tonight made me hate

00:18:03.280 them just the way they were like not winning that was your analysis again they just like yeah they

00:18:08.560 just weren't winning well florida looked like they really want to win whereas toronto it's like they

00:18:14.640 it's like they're just happy to be there we're just happy we're in the playoffs like that's kind

00:18:20.160 of the vibe that i got in the game one i think that's always like a silly take for people to take

00:18:24.560 on sports because one team just wanted more no they're professional athletes like they want to win

00:18:28.160 they're all hyper competitive crazy like toronto just got out i know but i think that it's like

00:18:33.040 subconsciously when you're on the toronto maple leaves and you're in the playoffs and it's just 0.97

00:18:36.480 so much hype like compared to being in florida like nobody gives a fuck that their panthers are

00:18:42.560 in the playoffs people like oh yeah the panthers like oh yeah they might even think you're talking

00:18:46.080 about the carolina football it's an afterthought yeah it's not that's why they had to make it so like 0.81

00:18:51.520 here it's a big fucking but yeah that's why it's embarrassing that the leafs always 0.96

00:18:55.280 fucking lose but i was i was in winnipeg and watched their team lose every single game 0.99

00:18:59.520 and watch their fans just think they were going to like move on every single fucking night they're 1.00

00:19:04.240 like so hyped all of their white jerseys on they're all and every night i did stand up after they would 1.00

00:19:10.400 lose and i would just go on and just shit on their team be like you guys are shit you're garbage making 0.99

00:19:15.600 fun of them and people were very upset did not like that but there was no door dealing was 15 exactly 1.00

00:19:21.280 that's what i said the first night of the uh shows like the first thursday i was making jokes about

00:19:28.480 that i'm like i'm like i'm not doing my act for you guys like you paid 15 you're getting

00:19:32.400 fucking this is what you're getting and after the show there was like a complaint like from 0.88

00:19:38.240 someone in management was like you saw no i don't want to they they like actually were thinking about 0.98

00:19:43.120 firing me for a second for because i made fun of the ticket prices and i did that right after they

00:19:49.200 came into my green room and told me that i sold the most tickets out of any comic that's ever done

00:19:54.400 the club and then the next day they're like we're firing them because he said the tickets are too

00:19:58.640 cheap it's like why don't you just charge more yeah like just raise the price like oh well people

00:20:04.000 already bought it at that price so it's just like who cares make the second half of people pay more

00:20:10.240 it's also in the nicest building and anyway it's either here or there you can check up patreon

00:20:14.640 we i bitch about it a little bit but i appreciate that um you know mike over at yuck yucks in winnipeg 0.81

00:20:23.680 is the man he's the manager i believe of the club he's the fucking man and he kept us fed and i'm pretty 0.99

00:20:29.680 happy all things considered um but comedy is no joke guys no joke when you're on the road and you're eating 0.97

00:20:40.320 like i i had a night where i did mcdonald's and then i ordered a sub after i ordered subway mcdonald's

00:20:49.120 within an hour and a half and i i ate the sub with the lights off i ate the sub with the lights off in

00:20:54.960 my room alone and and it's and it tasted like garbage like it tasted like the sub had already

00:21:00.240 been in the garbage can and i ate the whole thing and then i fell asleep and i woke up feeling like i had

00:21:05.840 like sleep apnea or something like i was like i can't breathe like i'm literally falling asleep

00:21:09.840 after eating like a pound of food this is the most ben bank of story i've ever heard it's disgusting

00:21:14.960 it's absolutely disgusting that wouldn't have happened if i had been able to sports gamble by the way

00:21:19.280 yeah this is why we need more sports gambling because this is why you should be able to interpro

00:21:23.360 provincially sports sports gamble because then that will sedate your addiction so you don't need to eat

00:21:28.480 as mayor of toronto i'm going to be reaching out to all premiers and mayors in this country and coming to

00:21:34.480 a deal where we can make sure that i personally can sports gamble anywhere that's why you're going

00:21:39.760 on tour still to make inroads cross-country sometimes i like okay well if i go to this

00:21:44.640 town and i make that and then we go to that casino in that town double the money no don't worry i don't

00:21:51.600 i don't make bets like that the most i'll gamble at a casino is like 500 bucks 0.98

00:21:56.400 it's still a good amount of money stupid yeah it's still usually 100 if i win 500 if i don't

00:22:05.920 no you should set a limit like you should set a reasonable limit like i'll bet 0.99

00:22:09.120 100 tonight and then stick to it don't bet more don't bet enough that if you're that you 0.93

00:22:14.880 if there was like three casinos in toronto this entire city would just fucking 0.97

00:22:19.920 just like destroy itself that's why so many cities in canada are just dog 0.99

00:22:23.520 shit because they have like three casinos like calgary has so many casinos you're like 0.98

00:22:28.560 why why do people need to gamble this much because people are addicted to gambling and 0.97

00:22:34.400 sometimes people sometimes people aren't sometimes people like me who enjoy like some blackjack here 0.85

00:22:39.520 or there or poker can handle themselves like do a moderate amount of betting and have a good time

00:22:43.440 and then there's some people like you were like i need to bet 50 and do like 150 parlays every

00:22:48.960 night because i won one once so i'm going to be betting the panthers in the heat and and the suns

00:22:54.240 and the in the lakers or whatever the hell and then you're gonna do it and then since the game

00:22:59.120 starts like fire should i bet more should i throw another hundred dollars to the panthers should i feel

00:23:02.640 fourth at some point like i just put seven hundred dollars on the leafs it's like

00:23:07.520 leaves are down too should i put 700 on them there is i don't know they really get you by like they

00:23:18.800 shouldn't show you how much you'd win they should just say like how much like you should make you

00:23:22.560 calculate it yourself and it's like in-game betting on it's like because all you see is like 20 bucks

00:23:27.440 800 i'll do it that's a you that's a you and armin move you're like oh my god i see something that

00:23:34.640 they could win a lot of money it's like yeah because the odds of that happening are like

00:23:37.840 astronomical you're like but i could win 100 you were watching though you were watching the game 1.00

00:23:41.760 watching miami winning and you were like holy shit this guy is a fucking he's i was i was cheering 0.99

00:23:46.480 like once the least lost i didn't want miami to lose just to spite you i'd be like it'd be nice if 0.99

00:23:50.400 he makes a couple hundred bucks but at the same time i'm happy i didn't do a parlay on miami in florida 0.77

00:23:57.840 fuck i'm just happy i never i didn't have sports gambling to bet on the jets because i probably 0.86

00:24:04.880 maybe we won't need sports gambling maybe we'll see 10 we'll like this this will be mandatory viewing 0.97

00:24:08.880 for canadian podcasts like no one will be allowed to you'll have to talk about oh i actually wrote a

00:24:13.200 joke about or i think it was actually for the next mirror video okay not to spoiler alert here but

00:24:19.040 basically saying that we make every like make it mandatory to gamble every night

00:24:25.120 like a hundred dollar minimum that every citizen must gamble a hundred dollars and if you don't

00:24:32.960 like if you don't gamble a hundred dollars we'll just take a hundred dollars so you have to gamble

00:24:36.480 you have to gamble it otherwise we just take a hundred dollars and like you either win or you

00:24:39.680 lose every night 100 bucks no questions asked either it comes out of your bank account no matter what 0.97

00:24:46.560 bet365 is now part of your standard iphone setup turn it on hey i have a fucking first app 0.97

00:24:53.440 bet365 before you can turn up before you can access access your contacts you have to set up your bet

00:24:59.280 sign into your bet365 account and a hundred dollars is taken out immediately every night you gotta

00:25:04.400 gamble it on like we like we should become like an authoritarian like like you know how like china's 1.00

00:25:09.360 like that but do it like the opposite where it's like you have to gamble every night so instead

00:25:14.000 of like trying to make the perfect society we try to make the worst one with our social credit score

00:25:17.680 yeah you make everybody degenerate yeah so because that would actually make us like more

00:25:23.440 yeah like harder to fight in a war yeah if you bet a hundred dollars every night your esg score goes

00:25:29.200 up right right no if you lose a bet you're not allowed to leave your home for a day

00:25:38.800 so we fix climate change yes yeah so you can only leave your home if you win a sports gambling bet

00:25:43.920 of over a hundred dollars over like you have to bet at least a hundred dollars on one single bet

00:25:48.960 whether it could be a parlay or just one team

00:25:53.760 and in the off season you can't leave your house

00:25:57.600 or you know i guess you could you have to gamble on baseball

00:26:03.920 why not because in china they have you know that thing where they're kind of doing something

00:26:08.720 similar to that um here and people are kind of cheering it on but you know how in china everywhere

00:26:14.720 you go they have these billboards of all the people who like jaywalked at this crosswalk and

00:26:18.720 they'll show like all the pictures yeah do you know about this yeah in china they have like they have

00:26:23.040 like and like all yeah yes and like if you violate it they like show your picture everywhere bus stops

00:26:28.400 and stuff like or if you're like a criminal too right like if you do anything criminal

00:26:32.880 but they just did that in like dundas young dundas square the same like shame people they put they

00:26:38.800 made cardboard cutouts of the most wanted criminals in canada which i get like there's a difference

00:26:45.200 between like wanted criminals like this person like the fbi does that like he was the most wanted

00:26:48.880 there's a difference between that and like this guy jaywalk it's like it's different it's like

00:26:52.560 this guy's killed four people look out but it's still it's like cardboard cutouts of people and

00:26:57.040 it's like what's it like the next step is it's move it's still moving towards well it's shaming

00:27:04.400 everyone well like the next step is is like no it's the first thing they want to find these guys

00:27:09.360 dangerous we need to find them so we need cameras everywhere that have facial recognition so we

00:27:13.360 could already have pretty much yeah but like right now you still have rights so like this technology

00:27:18.160 can't be openly we should just have facial recognition and all it should show is whether you

00:27:22.080 when the last time you won 365 unless of your smile was big enough that you won a hundred dollars

00:27:29.120 when's the last time you watched a ukrainian slave deal blackjack cards at 3 a.m 0.76

00:27:34.160 fucking live stream the dealers are like live they're the thing and they're like on bed 365 0.98

00:27:39.440 the bed 365 you sign in on the computer they have live dealers for roulette so people could chat 0.99

00:27:44.800 like asking this woman like where are you from she's like i'm from ukraine and people are asking about

00:27:48.080 the war what is bad do you want to split no she was like yeah

00:27:52.080 do you want the insurance but uh no she uh she was like some guy lost and she was like it's not as

00:28:00.560 bad as ukraine war you want you lost 500 but it's not that i don't know it's yeah but that's our society

00:28:09.520 now it's just so people adults get together and gamble in their homes which i mean if you can be

00:28:18.640 responsible about it and have fun with it it's fun is that our society or is that your life for the

00:28:23.200 last week i'm gonna pretend it's all of society okay everyone we know is on bed 365 almost almost

00:28:32.240 yeah my grandmother just at the nursing home just ripping off bets on the old people knew how to 1.00

00:28:37.040 use bet 365 they would use bet 365 i i don't doubt that if they if they could be if they'd be playing

00:28:43.520 roulette if i was in a senior zone with bet 365 i would lose every i would i would purposely try to

00:28:50.240 go bankrupt oh man there's no way you could it means even if you won huge like the the amount of

00:28:56.720 like demented you'd get you'd lose it all within a day i wouldn't be able to sports gamble i would 0.99

00:29:01.760 just play like you'd be playing blackjack or fucking roulette you'd throw it away on the one of those 0.98

00:29:06.000 things but part of me thinks that the the old people that gamble like stay like it almost like 1.00

00:29:12.080 keeps their brain like even though they're losing money there's like they're going through a lot of

00:29:15.920 emotional stuff and they're just like thinking and they're like you go to the casinos you see so many

00:29:20.960 old people the top of me they're the same age as people who are in the seniors homes but they just 0.79

00:29:25.680 kept fucking pulling that slot thing or hitting that button or playing cards or whatever and keep 0.97

00:29:31.520 playing cards actually playing cards keeps you mentally sharp that's it so like yeah you don't 0.99

00:29:35.840 always have to play like blackjack but yeah i mean but blackjack's good for your brain because you

00:29:40.400 have to if you know how to play i was trying to explain to him like the rules of blackjack and

00:29:44.800 then armand's like no just bet it all it's always hit bet split double like no you have 20 the dealer

00:29:50.880 showing an eight don't split that and i'm like no but you could win more i want to be smart like that i

00:29:56.080 want to know i think knowing blackjack knowing poker i don't know it's kind of it's kind of a

00:30:01.360 useful skill it's a useful skill but like the big skill in that as someone who was a good poker

00:30:06.000 player and you know it's patience like you have to be able the way you win in poker long term is

00:30:11.440 the ability to fold and in blackjack it's the ability to stay stay and let the dealer go bust in

00:30:17.520 the right scenario like right it's long term being learning how to stay and learning how to fold at the

00:30:22.880 right times when do you is where that's how even the odds against the house

00:30:28.720 guys join patreon so we can afford gambling addiction rehab because i don't even know how

00:30:35.200 to gamble and i just like it but i keep winning randomly and i'm still and losing but i haven't

00:30:40.880 and losing yeah but i'm still not down for the week yeah here so there's nothing wrong with it if

00:30:45.040 you're not down for the week then i mean this is maybe we should just do a gambling professional

00:30:50.400 gambler i'm a professional gambler yeah you should gamble on stage because you still get paid to do

00:30:55.920 that you should be gambling on bet 365 while i'm on stage while you're on stage just riffing i would 0.98

00:31:02.160 i do wish i could like live stream me just watching a fucking basketball game that i have no business 0.99

00:31:10.160 giving a fuck about that i put a hundred dollars on just to be like what the fuck was that call and i'm 0.98

00:31:15.280 like god i haven't played basketball in like six years yeah is there like a actually is there like 0.99

00:31:19.840 a tick tock category where like people just bring videos like oh there's tick tocks people doing

00:31:23.840 everything or like short videos of like oh there's there's twitter every social media has like gambling

00:31:30.560 yeah but i don't i don't want to do that guys i i just like talking about what's going on in my life

00:31:36.480 um what else happened this week i got banned from twitter for 10 hours for calling some liberal guy a

00:31:43.680 pussy and uh he he like got his fan his followers to mass report me and i got banned for 12 hours 0.97

00:31:52.560 that's good like how many followers did he have 400k oh 400k so so you got okay so you got under 0.99

00:31:58.160 someone in big skin and then they fucked you over yeah that's but then i that's like i gained like 0.94

00:32:02.880 100 followers from it yeah just from people being like yeah but this guy yeah yeah yeah so i had to 0.97

00:32:09.680 block one of my followers because he went nuts because i made fun i i like my last day in winnipeg

00:32:16.080 i just woke up so mad i was just like i hate that i'm still here my flight was until 6 pm i had to hang

00:32:21.440 out at the hotel for like the whole day so i just went on twitter right when i woke up and i just like

00:32:26.880 called some woman fat and like called some guy and like i was just like going nuts and yeah and then i

00:32:32.560 i got banned i was like yeah i probably deserve that that was a little ridiculous i don't know why 0.98

00:32:36.240 the fuck i did that wake up and go to war with the world yeah sometimes you gotta do this that's 0.99

00:32:39.680 sometimes yeah that's what twitter's for should oh i guess it's like calling people pussies at 1.00

00:32:44.560 9 a.m on a sunday yeah fuck it it's not real life it does piss people off yeah just well that's the 0.99

00:32:50.160 funny thing about twitter is it is real life like people want to pretend like social media is a real 0.99

00:32:55.360 life but like it kind of is like who's gonna be like oh but it isn't you what like in your life like

00:33:01.120 who's gonna be like oh no ben bankus got banned from twitter for 10 hours now i can't i mean i was

00:33:06.000 fine with the theresa tan videos but the 10 hour twitter ban dude my fans i don't know they they're

00:33:11.600 like i'm stuck at 69 000 followers right now and because you haven't put any videos when you went on

00:33:18.080 tour well i didn't put any new uh super new videos i had a couple videos do okay but i wasn't concentrating

00:33:27.520 on and you know that's another reason why armin's fired is because he didn't pick up the 0.69

00:33:31.920 fucking camera enough and whatever but he's probably gonna be angry listening this or you 0.91

00:33:36.960 he'll never listen this probably that's more likely this would be the test to see if he come back and 0.98

00:33:40.800 he's angry yeah then you know he cares and it's in his heart yeah let's see if he actually listens to

00:33:45.520 himself on the podcast um but yeah not enough videos i think it really you really do have to

00:33:54.320 like put out so much content and that was what i was trying to say at the beginning before i went in

00:33:58.080 this whole sports gambling spiel is that getting away from social media for a little bit just to

00:34:03.360 create a little space between me and my fans like i know that maybe that's not the right philosophy like

00:34:08.400 people want i want videos all day long but when i see videos of people all day long like personally i'm

00:34:14.640 just like i'm not interested anymore it also like you get so in depth in a little hole that you end

00:34:20.480 up talking like a crazy person you need to go like back into the real world because like everyone is

00:34:24.880 like you see like almost every like the real influencer who's like on like 24 hours a day 24 7 just always

00:34:30.880 on it like yeah their life is like in some twitter argument that no one else is it's like they're so

00:34:35.520 far down the rabbit hole well you know that girl i started following that girl who um she's like on

00:34:41.200 she has a podcast where she talks about like men's rights right she's like she's the woman who's 0.98

00:34:46.640 like early things yeah pearl yeah she's fucking so stupid i i love but she like has an opportunity 1.00

00:34:52.640 where she has this like huge following and all this big audience and all she does is spend her 0.99

00:34:56.240 whole day arguing with like random retards on twitter being like um actually no uh i'm supporting men 0.98

00:35:04.560 because and she's like dude just do your content and that's what i kind of realized with the

00:35:08.880 but her getting banned off twitter thing and you know i'm an artist right and like people don't

00:35:14.560 realize this because they watch my videos and like he's i'm gonna go see ben bank is live and

00:35:19.840 he's just gonna he's an artist he's gonna say do a chinese accent for an hour and a half and that is 0.97

00:35:25.680 what i do but that's art no that's not hot but uh no people come and they go holy fuck and i go yeah 0.92

00:35:31.760 i've been doing comedy for 12 years but i had to get back to basics sometimes like because you just 0.78

00:35:38.800 end up scrolling instagram and you're just spending all this time looking at what other people are

00:35:43.040 doing and worrying am i not doing enough and looking at other people's followings and going oh

00:35:48.640 fuck how do i get and what you really need to be doing is just making content yeah like i'm on twitter 0.99

00:35:53.600 fucking calling middle-aged women fat and telling them they're gonna die alone like there is something to 0.99

00:35:59.680 that like that energy but it's not someone needs to be doing that sometimes it's i guess necessary but 1.00

00:36:08.080 it's stressing me out like it's causing me mental harm to go on which is why it's better to spend

00:36:13.520 hundreds of dollars sports gambling than calling they call women fat on twitter yes and hopefully

00:36:19.680 losing weight myself would probably be a good yeah that'd be a good start yeah i'm like instead of

00:36:24.640 losing weight i'm just gonna call other people fat while i have a profile picture of me 30 pounds lighter

00:36:29.680 that's what i'm gonna do with hair um no so that trying to eat some good meals because we 0.96

00:36:38.640 fucking ate like shit on the road i mean we had a shawarma today but i have two home-cooked meals 0.93

00:36:42.560 besides that if you eat if you eat two good meals and a bad meal that's still like a lot of food like 1.00

00:36:48.800 like like like you could be like i had three dinners and one of them was good

00:36:54.400 i eat 8 000 calories 9 000 of it

00:37:01.760 this is a bit this is look 200 on black while ordering a shawarma i'm losing weight okay the

00:37:09.200 stress of the stress of the room i'm an artist i'm an artist this is kids this is how you do art

00:37:14.160 people don't realize how hard comedy is you got to eat three meals a dinner you have to spend

00:37:18.640 300 a day on bad 365

00:37:23.520 you have to uh work with minorities and then fire them 1.00

00:37:29.520 it goes like you you had 20 he had 20 in blackjack and he doubled on it not even split

00:37:35.280 you doubled on a 20. but then i won the second double remember no when you double you get one

00:37:39.280 card you went boss and everyone was in the and then the woman was looking you're like what the 0.95

00:37:44.160 fuck who the dealer from yugoslavia yeah i was looking yeah because you had 20 you're like oh 0.99

00:37:50.320 shit and i'm like double the castle's like double you're not gonna double nope i'm like stand you're 1.00

00:37:53.920 the thing and then you and then you click the button and it was like there's 40 down the chain 0.99

00:38:00.160 i gotta wake up every day play a little roulette hey damn no i'm just kidding 0.60

00:38:05.600 i wake up every day i have to do i try to do three pages of writing of just like my thoughts 0.91

00:38:13.360 sadness about my childhood anger about current events anger about current situations i'm in

00:38:19.920 anger about winnipeg anger about sports gambling trying to talk sense into myself organizing my

00:38:27.600 thoughts making lists of things i want to do creating goals like these are actually that's an

00:38:32.160 actually important thing that i try to do every day then i try to read for at least

00:38:35.840 30 minutes a day which is not that easy sometimes what do you read uh i'm reading uh i just started

00:38:44.960 reading a book called the wolf pack about the mexican drug cartels coming to canada and how

00:38:50.000 they're they infiltrated like the the like gang scene like the organized crime scene in canada

00:38:56.480 to like smuggle drugs in which is kind of cool then i'm reading like a lenny bruce not a bio autobiography 0.76

00:39:03.920 or biography it's like 600 pages i'm like fucking 400 in it's crazy his life is 0.97

00:39:10.320 fucked i haven't even gotten to the part where he's like i don't even i'm reading this book i'm 0.96

00:39:14.160 going lenny bruce if you don't know lenny bruce is look him up he's like basically considered the 0.97

00:39:19.280 godfather of comedy like the creator of comedy like stand-up stand-up comedy yeah one of the first the

00:39:24.400 greats he was like one of the first guys to do stand-up that like there were comedians

00:39:29.760 that they called them comedians but they would go up and they would basically just do like

00:39:34.960 just like set up punch like kind of knock knocky kind of jokes like very he went on and he was like

00:39:42.160 a heroin addict and like everything addict and he would just go on and do all like just talk about 0.98

00:39:49.280 all this real shit talk about sex he would get arrested a lot because they had all these laws 0.97

00:39:53.520 in the u.s where you couldn't do certain say certain things in public so i haven't even got 0.99

00:40:00.320 to the part where he's successful like i don't even know if he ever really was that successful

00:40:04.080 like he he like i don't even know if he was ever a millionaire or anything i because i'm 400 pages in

00:40:10.720 and all he's doing is like heroin getting mad at his like wife he stole his baby away from his wife

00:40:19.200 when his baby was six months old he stole the baby from hawaii and then called the cops on his wife so

00:40:24.000 his wife couldn't leave hawaii until she had some court case like they found drugs on her or whatever 1.00

00:40:29.920 just that's where i basically left off so i read that trying to get to make some sense of my life

00:40:34.320 and i always whenever i'm like oh my god my life's fucked i lost 140 in sports gambling tonight i go read 0.91

00:40:40.640 lenny bruce yeah you're like i'm like this this guy is insane like because he literally had a guy he 0.89

00:40:45.520 would have like a he had like a doctor that would administer drugs to him like a doctor that would

00:40:51.600 like legitimately um like administer him with methamphetamine like shoot him up with 0.97

00:40:58.880 fucking heroin meth like at the same time like and then he would go perform and people would be like 0.98

00:41:04.080 he was electric it's like dude he was fucking whacked out of his mind but anyway i read that 0.98

00:41:11.520 some hemingway i try to switch it up but i'm trying to read if i catch myself scrolling

00:41:17.280 on instagram or something i'll just pull it i'll switch over to the book app and just start

00:41:21.360 fucking reading that and um yeah so there's a lot of that involved with with comedy and being funny

00:41:29.200 and even like writing sketches and stuff like i feel like i have to take a step back and just kind 0.96

00:41:33.520 of live my life especially because uh stop pitching fine but especially because my you know i have a kid

00:41:41.120 and fiance and i want to be there and not be addicted to heroin and steal the baby yeah exactly not be

00:41:47.200 addicted to bat 365 and sell the baby for chips if i parlay the baby on the heat i gotta parlay uh

00:41:56.320 uh miami heat my child um panthers panthers my panthers sold my kid miami heat

00:42:10.640 i live at falls you i got it i got a free suite at falls you because i spent five grand on blackjack

00:42:18.640 mr i only bet 500 tonight i've never done that by the way just for the record i've never even played

00:42:23.600 blackjack you know yeah it was yeah you played blackjack for the first time last night and i

00:42:27.440 fucked around i won a couple hands and lost a bunch of hands it was you know it was what it was you 0.95

00:42:31.360 came out positive on blackjack from what i saw it was just the uh roulette roulette's really bad it's 0.55

00:42:36.800 so bad it's such an evil game if anything they should just make roulette illegal or back rack and

00:42:43.360 some shit like that craps and just only have one game like vlt's themselves don't make any sense to me 0.82

00:42:50.480 like like the slots like when you play like electronic slots and it's literally like 0.99

00:42:55.120 how do you expect like what legally is going on inside this machine where it's not conservative

00:43:02.160 gambling so there's there's research on like men versus women gambling like women like doing slots

00:43:07.200 on a higher win more no they don't win more it's just the type of like men like making men like

00:43:12.640 making big bolder bets when they gamble whereas women will gamble more conservative women are more 0.99

00:43:17.040 likely to put a hundred dollars incrementally into a slot machine yeah and do that that way 0.99

00:43:21.280 and men are more likely to say okay i got one bet tonight fuck it's on black or you know put on this 1.00

00:43:25.760 hand a blackjack men are more likely to gamble like that dude when i put like 25 dollars on fucking 0.99

00:43:33.120 the number one and it hit and i made like 800 or whatever off of it i was like what the 0.98

00:43:39.680 fuck that that hooked me on roulette yeah that will happen is you you i hit four not like when if you 0.94

00:43:47.120 hit like all your numbers like that's the thing i think listen if you always hitting and then you 0.99

00:43:52.320 you have to walk away if you yeah and then if you which bet 365 doesn't have a proper cash out button

00:43:58.880 like you have to like fill out a form and like have like money orders sent to your bank it's like there

00:44:04.000 should just be a button you go cash out it goes right to your bank account like a sp like you're 0.94

00:44:08.800 making all this sports gambling so legal but then it's like i want to get paid and it's like this 0.99

00:44:12.560 hard process fuck you and the reason they do that is so it stays in your account you just keep gambling 0.98

00:44:17.360 it yeah you lose it all yeah of course it's it's it's actually criminal the whole thing's criminal 0.99

00:44:23.200 good luck getting a gambling sponsorship going forward anyway bet 365 please sponsor my show

00:44:28.480 even if you sponsor me it will peril and compare it like whatever you give me you're getting it's

00:44:35.200 going into the yeah it's like we have been 500 bucks a week yeah just just give me chips just

00:44:40.960 give me sports gambling chips for the bet 365 comedy podcast this podcast is sponsored by bet 365 and by

00:44:47.600 that i mean they just give me 200 a week to gamble and i lose it all you should like turn calm like you

00:44:52.320 should turn comedy into competitive gambling sport in toronto when you're mayor have gamble on whether

00:44:57.520 someone's gonna bomb sometimes there's comics that you wouldn't expect to be addicted to sports 0.99

00:45:03.280 gambling and you're like do you sports gamble like oh yeah every night you're like holy fuck 0.97

00:45:07.520 like i take long breaks i get bored of it like not because i lose money it's just more just like 0.97

00:45:12.640 it's boring i don't want i don't care anymore i'm done with it like tomorrow night i'll just be like

00:45:18.160 i'm over it probably hopefully tomorrow night i'm gonna get a text from you saying like my uh

00:45:22.560 my my blackjack limit just got extended let's go let's go no but that's part of the artistry of

00:45:31.200 comedy is taking risks like willing to take those like the things that the same part of your brain 0.81

00:45:36.560 that makes you want to like be like fuck it let's put 25 dollars on one on the off chance it wins it's 0.99

00:45:42.720 kind of like the same part of your brain that you use when you're like fuck it let's just do this 1.00

00:45:46.000 rape joke and pull it out and see what happens 1.00

00:45:52.320 or a trudeau joke or a trudeau rape joker 0.98

00:45:56.000 pierre jeremy mckenzie jeremy mckenzie rape joke yeah jeremy mckenzie should he should honestly he 0.67

00:46:02.800 should probably just start sports gambling and he probably would have been a lot less trouble yeah

00:46:07.600 instead of trying to you know i almost like gambling like when i gamble i don't really feel the need to

00:46:12.160 drink i feel like some people really like they need to be hammered to gamble or they like want

00:46:16.480 like they get hammered and then they want like i almost rather like have a club soda just lose 100

00:46:22.800 bucks like a fun time well i'm like that like i can if i'm playing poker right for the night i don't

00:46:27.440 like i'll have at most one drink like i i enjoy the skill and like the the thinking along and playing

00:46:33.360 like that's fun for me i don't need to get drunk if i do get drunk i'm thinking less and having less fun

00:46:38.080 yeah usually i'll like win and then start drinking and then i start losing yeah which is

00:46:45.840 what they want that's what they want right because you make crazier decisions when you're

00:46:48.880 drunk at a casino that's why casinos what's weird about the casinos in winnipeg is

00:46:54.800 like if you're a casinorama and or falls view or whatever and if you're in niagara falls

00:47:01.760 and you're at a table and you're betting the waitress is on you like hey drinks drinks drinks 0.60

00:47:07.200 yeah there it was so hard to get a waitress every fucking and everybody was just sober gambling it's 0.93

00:47:11.360 all like ethnic people like sober gambling there was like there was no like there's 0.99

00:47:14.960 you can't have a casino they had they had a cocktail waitress but i had to ask like five 1.00

00:47:19.760 times for her to come and like by the time she came i was like i don't even fucking want to drink 0.94

00:47:23.520 like that's crazy it was insane it's insane and then i but at every single casino this happened

00:47:28.560 every single casino in in that's you know there's no organized crime at these places because they'd be

00:47:33.840 like no we want to make well this is the first casino we went to the bouncer like actually as

00:47:38.720 we were leaving it was a small casino but like asked uh armin if he wanted to buy blow which is

00:47:45.760 so sketchy for a casino that because same casino tried to steal my money twice yeah they like i won

00:47:51.760 an outside bet and they just took the chips i'm like i just won that bet and then they're like what 0.89

00:47:55.440 and then they had to look at the cameras yeah fucking sketchy it's called shark club i don't know 0.98

00:48:00.640 now i'm gonna get shot in the head for no you can't go back to winnipeg i don't know i don't 0.98

00:48:06.320 want to winnipeg sorry winnipeg the shows are really good do not like being there and i think 0.96

00:48:13.520 it has to do with being from toronto and people kept being like oh you're from toronto so what's

00:48:17.760 so good about toronto it's like i don't know like everything i don't know like i just look around i'm 0.99

00:48:21.280 like this is a city in winnipeg i just go this is a fucking small town with a downtown and it sucks 0.98

00:48:27.600 and and the nicest restaurants earls and oh western canada everything's earls in western 0.99

00:48:34.480 canada it's earls earls cactus club cactus club like calgary is all just a collection of

00:48:40.080 earls and cactus clubs that's all it is it's and they have the ugliest earls and cactus clubs

00:48:46.960 you've ever seen at least here they have some earls at like a nice mall but in calgary they literally

00:48:54.320 have an earl's next to like a jiffy loop or like a cal tire it's insane you're like this is on

00:49:00.960 basically like a highway how is this and earls and that's just where people go and then they go there

00:49:07.200 and edmonton calgary that whole kind of the saskatchewan alberta manitoba

00:49:18.000 earls cactus club that is the best restaurant you can go to in those three cities i'm not even

00:49:23.520 joking you can ask saskatoon has a nice restaurant that we didn't get to go to called aiden but i

00:49:29.680 would have went there i wanted to go there but we didn't make enough money yeah we the nicest

00:49:34.640 restaurant we went through in the whole so the nicest restaurant you could afford was earls and

00:49:39.200 cactus club i'm no we didn't even go to no well i'm sure calgary and edmonton have fancy places

00:49:45.360 it's like oil town you think those freaking oil millionaires are like we're gonna go to the like 0.83

00:49:49.680 there's fucking baller places for like the place jason kenney was tell us tell us in the comments 0.98

00:49:55.200 guys if there is a nice restaurant tell us the nicest restaurant in your city in your town wherever 0.98

00:50:00.480 you're from tell us where you're from tell us the nicest restaurant in that city and i will try to go

00:50:05.520 to that restaurant and give you a shout out when i get there because we went to at least i think it's 0.99

00:50:11.360 called at least or something in vancouver for restaurant it was fucking stupid expensive it was like 0.99

00:50:16.560 five hundred dollars for two people that's crazy why would you do that i guess you do money like 0.99

00:50:21.040 yeah because it was because i just started making money and i was being insane yeah and then we went

00:50:25.360 to the casino in vancouver that was the worst casino night i've ever had this like i i'd like to see

00:50:32.000 i want to see like this could be a good podcast where like the financial advisor podcast react to this

00:50:37.680 send this to my accountant i've been trying to call him every day trying to get an hst number and

00:50:47.840 i'm just gonna call him be like yeah i don't need an hst i put it all in black but on black it's all

00:50:53.360 gone i'm not sure that works yeah if you saw yeah just like those like real estate investor guys like

00:50:58.880 reacting to this i don't think that's why i rather just tour with my family so then it's just like i'm

00:51:03.840 gonna go home and go to sleep after this and then i that is i see why they don't want you gambling

00:51:10.640 out of province because it's like what's the point of even like you're going to another province on

00:51:16.400 vacation you're getting gamble on your phone they probably want you to gamble at their own casino

00:51:22.080 right or no they want the revenue to go to their province or i don't know it's just jurisdiction

00:51:27.120 federal revenue or is it i think it's provincial so it is provincial so that's why yeah because they

00:51:31.680 don't want you gambling and giving money to ontario when you're in winnipeg or it just like it makes

00:51:36.400 it more complicated and you don't need all the bureaucracies like it's right enough of a clusterfuck

00:51:40.080 going on guys i love you i love the fans i'm sorry to some of my fans i do upset some of my fans at my live

00:51:51.920 shows particularly older white women yeah who they'll like they'll be like laughing laughing when i make 1.00

00:52:00.720 fun of like i'll be doing a chinese accent and they'll be like

00:52:07.120 and they're just like

00:52:09.680 and then i'm making fun of like some like woke thing like trans kid thing and they're like yeah

00:52:15.600 and then i'm like you know white women they're like what the well you wait a minute there sir 1.00

00:52:20.240 and then white people get so offended at those jokes and i'm like guys how can you justify laugh like

00:52:25.360 you have to look at yourself at that point and go okay i'm not here to laugh i'm here to laugh at a

00:52:31.040 specific race of people like i've actually i just i just like want to hear my opinions back at me and

00:52:36.720 it's not like really bad what i say about white people you guys will see it if you come to the

00:52:39.920 shows it's fucking hilarious but um you just mostly there's a lot of people who aren't my fans were at

00:52:46.560 the winnipeg shows because it was like half my fans and then half random people and the random 0.68

00:52:51.280 people were a little scared but then some of my fans were also like i did a joke about like

00:52:56.880 why i think gay people have better lives yeah as a joke because well okay i'll spoil a part of it 0.99

00:53:06.720 is that you know like every time you meet a gay person you ask them what they do for living they're

00:53:11.600 always like they always do something i do something it's very i'm very fulfilled it's a very fulfilling

00:53:16.480 job i'm the head of equities like they're always like the head of like some like sort of woke thing

00:53:21.840 at like a big company and they love it and they're just like everything i've ever wanted to do and 0.98

00:53:26.960 then you meet like a straight person and you're like what do you do like i do hvac and i fucking hate 0.98

00:53:32.160 my wife i don't know like gay people just have like a fun time like they meet their spouse on like a trip 0.98

00:53:38.320 to fucking like miami and then you ask like straight people how they met and it's like well i was actually 0.86

00:53:44.320 married and then i had to get a divorce and then we met and i don't know it's just like very sad 0.98

00:53:48.960 and depressing but it was it's a it's a joke like i don't like and i'm trying to play devil's advocate

00:53:53.600 sometimes with my audience because i want my audience to come and laugh at themselves and at

00:53:58.960 other people and at this and you can't be and it's not supposed to be serious it's not really my like

00:54:04.800 hardcore opinion with your with the thing with your comedy though is like you understand that you

00:54:08.640 can't do comedy as like like a political party line like yeah you're like you've said political 0.75

00:54:14.400 things you did the damn thing the lockdowns whatever but like what people don't understand 0.75

00:54:17.760 is like it's not just gonna be a right-wing sermon like that's not funny no like you can 0.98

00:54:22.320 make fun of retarded like woke trudeau stuff because it's funny but then like also like everyone's 0.87

00:54:26.960 being ridiculous well everybody's wants censorship on both sides yeah people on the right are like 1.00

00:54:34.000 like i'm free speech but if you're a fucking trans then you better shut the fuck it's like 1.00

00:54:38.880 okay well you can't i'm sorry like i get the whole like no twerking in front of the kids i get that the 1.00

00:54:43.680 kids stuff and like having the like stuff in the schools and and and shit is like a problem and and 0.91

00:54:49.040 it's definitely this disturbing on many levels and it's disturbing that a lot of these people in their

00:54:55.360 like late 30s to like late 50s who are a lot of them childless have these strong opinions about what

00:55:03.440 kids should learn in terms of gender ideal all that stuff's fucked but in terms of even the bud 1.00

00:55:10.320 light thing like i i turn i told my i called my friend in texas i said dude i'm turning a new leaf 0.94

00:55:15.280 like i'm pro trans and anti-white like i'm just sick of it but only because it's funny right like 0.83

00:55:21.360 it's funny to do that now it's funnier to right now it's because there's so many comics who copy me

00:55:28.480 yeah there's like honestly like go watch yuck yucks now like versus two years ago before i had

00:55:33.760 a following now there's so many guys going up there like they're all making fun of the government from

00:55:44.320 that perspective of like but now it's almost hack so it's almost funnier to go up there and be like guys 0.99

00:55:50.720 i think you should i like i will suck a trans dick to like you know what i mean it's funnier to be 0.99

00:55:56.640 like pro there or at least play devil's advocate for the trans freedom of speech because there's podcast 0.99

00:56:02.880 episodes that i like just ranting and raving it's like why do i i really don't think these people

00:56:09.520 shouldn't have like you know i i just i want

00:56:15.280 like when i watch a video on twitter of a black guy walking down the street donkey punching a random 0.98

00:56:24.000 white elderly person in the face and knocking them out and then beating them senseless while they're 1.00

00:56:30.480 unconscious on the ground part of me goes that's disgusting and then the other part of me goes 0.99

00:56:37.440 i kind of get it because because i stayed in a hotel for 12 days in winnipeg and i saw white people

00:56:46.480 up close they were small elevators you had to get into a small elevator with whites and they were in 1.00

00:56:51.760 there like and like i could not me like i don't want but i can see how like if you're black or not white

00:57:01.920 and you just see white people and they're just like oh like oh like but i get it so no i'm joking

00:57:10.080 but see that's a joke that's a joke that should be funny but isn't because well to some people like

00:57:18.240 my audience who hate you would find that funny if they didn't know you were saying it right right

00:57:22.960 the people who think i'm like this evil right-wing guy the people but the people who are my fans might

00:57:28.000 be like what do you mean that's that's awful like so you should like but that's what that's the

00:57:34.000 problem guys that my my truest fans are people who are just like yo i want to like actually escape

00:57:40.720 from all the like to be an entertainer you have to be somebody who people want to listen to to escape

00:57:47.600 not yes i want to touch on everything and talk about everything i think we had a couple things we

00:57:51.360 could talk about before we get out of here but you didn't send me anything you said you want to

00:57:55.040 talk about steven crowder yelling at his wife yeah but well there was the steven crowder yelling

00:57:59.360 at his wife thing but i don't even i watched it and i was just like you know what that's just the

00:58:06.240 i didn't even understand the context what his wife released that video after she divorced him

00:58:11.520 i think it was like leaked to the wife's family might like after steven crowder like was making

00:58:15.840 things public i think some of his wife's family leaked it to yashar ali and he put it up

00:58:20.640 oh yeah and then he's like i'm gonna leak more it's like why does he have a cctv camera of his

00:58:26.320 own it was like a ring security camera like around his house so since backyard well i guess yeah i mean

00:58:31.760 people in the states are worried about getting fucking robbed oh my god but anyway yeah he i don't know 0.90

00:58:37.680 how rich is he what's his net worth did you look it up look that up now steven crowder he's canadian yeah 0.97

00:58:46.400 net worth 2023 20 million 20 million jesus christ the guy's got money how does he have that much

00:58:59.920 fucking mini money he has a big youtube mini money he had to deal with the blaze like he got offered 0.79

00:59:05.520 like he got offered like a 20 something million dollar a year contract by the daily wire he just 0.99

00:59:09.920 didn't take it like he leaked this whole thing where he's offered like huge contract with daily

00:59:13.360 wire but they would have some sort of like not like full editorial control but there was like a

00:59:17.760 deal that like he wouldn't merge youtube and if he got strikes like and if you could got like

00:59:21.520 deleted the deal would be worth less if he like lost certain platforms which like makes sense like

00:59:26.480 it's a it's like a contract like it's like the nfl like you're signing a thing and it's like not he

00:59:30.240 definitely has like a fucked up ego like that where it's like if you get off like if netflix came to me 0.96

00:59:36.320 tomorrow and was like we'll give you 20 million dollars but we'd like it if you like deleted all 0.99

00:59:43.760 of your instagram every single post you've ever done i'd be like okay yeah you could just not to

00:59:51.360 and like some people can if they were like delete your account and become i'd be like no but if they 0.92

00:59:55.360 were like or like and you can maybe some of my fans will be mad about that oh how dare you you're

01:00:00.720 gonna censor yourself for the yeah some people yeah because i need to have 20 million dollars in the

01:00:05.040 bank account then i can then you can watch my podcast after that we can talk about it 0.95

01:00:10.080 but what the fuck do you want me to do you want me to be poor for you so 900 people can 0.97

01:00:15.280 watch this podcast and be like that's when it was good this podcast is good when only 900 people 0.99

01:00:20.240 watch it out when it's 10 000 or 100 000 like i can't go back and watch the human monkey hybrid 0.96

01:00:25.440 videos anymore so i'm out oh my god that was the most embarrassing thing dude was going to the

01:00:30.720 regent casino in niagara falls the second time after i'd won the night before and i start losing

01:00:36.560 on the roulette and the fucking roulette dealer goes are you pretty familiar you're pretty familiar uh 0.96

01:00:42.800 human monkey hybrid and i'm just like 300 down on the table and i'm like please support me on patreon 0.96

01:00:52.000 please for the love of god sign up for my patreon he's like i work here i don't make enough money to pay

01:00:57.040 for you patreon which part of me was kind of pissed off about that he said that because i was like

01:01:02.880 bro that's funny no it was funny i like i laughed but but i actually think a lot like a lot of my

01:01:08.320 fans messaged me like bro i don't make enough to pay for page six bucks a month if you can't afford

01:01:12.720 my patreon do you have like a lower tier like where you can get that's the lowest tier six bucks i used

01:01:17.840 to have a one dollar tier when i first started it and but then i was like okay i have 80 patrons and

01:01:24.720 i'm making 80 a month this is terrible this is awful maybe like create a like youtube membership

01:01:31.440 where like that could be one dollar patrons more i don't know yeah i thought about making a twitter

01:01:35.760 membership subscription too but it's like that like i don't have to diversify it that much like i wish

01:01:40.800 the people would just understand i think it has to do with canada because canada is so used to

01:01:48.880 subsidize oh that guy's yeah that guy's a comedian he's funny but i shouldn't have to give

01:01:53.280 him money because he's in canada somebody yeah he should be subsidized by the government

01:01:56.880 i can't take money from the government i do this in my act but it's comedy cbc's not going to come

01:02:01.360 to me and be like you know what we want to put on after the uh theresa tam press conference you

01:02:05.920 doing the theresa tam press conference in the chinese accent al val's going to be the anchor he's

01:02:10.160 going to play you in and then right that's gonna be um exactly yeah there's gonna be a woke trans

01:02:16.480 comic who goes this guy's a brilliant mind give it up for ben i just had top surgery and but

01:02:28.000 i honestly have nothing against like i wish i had a trans friend that i could like joke around with

01:02:32.000 about their top surgery yeah should we like should we like go and try putting out a bpa we're looking

01:02:39.200 for a trans friend for this group armin's out we need a trans friend yeah got rid of the person we 1.00

01:02:43.920 tried iranian straight male he we lost him to a bad blackjack habit he was taken out by the mob 0.92

01:02:53.600 for betting on 365 and uh so now we're looking for a trans abled we're looking for somebody who's

01:03:00.240 trans abled i'm not sure if you know what this is it's people who want to be disabled which is

01:03:07.040 almost similar to being a comedian it's kind of trans funny like trans yeah that's like being an 0.97

01:03:15.840 open micers when you're you have a like there's people who are open mic comedians but they work

01:03:20.720 as a lawyer during the day make like 300k a year you're like you're a trans trans you're trans comic

01:03:27.600 trans funny that's funny you don't need to do this yeah you don't you're not actually disabled you just 0.99

01:03:33.520 broke your arm on purpose so you can yeah get the fucking wheelchair at the airport or whatever 0.99

01:03:39.040 i thought about doing or you can use it to like hit on women it's like yeah i'm a lawyer at nights 0.99

01:03:42.480 what are your hobbies you stand up comedy yeah yeah one would love that it's like oh he does it but

01:03:46.400 he also like doesn't do it he's a lawyer and lawyer money but it's just like he's just interesting

01:03:50.160 for fun yeah if you're not if you're not well known and you do comedy and people don't really

01:03:55.280 like they just don't you know if i can yeah you gotta fidget you gotta fidget foot we gotta

01:04:00.960 you don't have to cut off your foot nail me down um guys i think the camera's gonna die any second

01:04:06.400 now um thank you so much for listening to us i love you guys patreon.com slash ben bank is

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01:04:32.880 we're going to the east coast i'm still going to be booking london ontario soon those dates are going

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01:04:53.280 signing up officially we have the paperwork it's right there show the paper show the paperwork right

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01:05:08.960 lot of big things coming thank you for tuning into the bank of show you guys are the best go follow

01:05:13.760 daniel boardman um on social media what are your social medias uh twitter is ranting for canada and then

01:05:19.360 just was it always that it's my name daniel board like daniel boardman was taken so i just

01:05:25.040 did that and then uh it's daniel boardman on twitter facebook you be careful about not putting

01:05:31.920 money on miami i went my i think that leafs are going to win the next game and then they're going to

01:05:37.440 lose out of the first game away parlay the knicks the leafs and golden state golden state you guys are

01:05:45.920 the best good night

Bankas Podcast - May 04, 2023

Gambling Addiction ｜ The Bankas Show - #021

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