Bankas Podcast - Hostage Rescue, G.I.'s in Disguise ｜ The Bankas Show - #055

00:00:01.000 Tax dollars, GIs in disguise, oh please, and that was real audio from the most recent rescue 0.98

00:00:18.920 mission that just happened in the Palestinian territories, guys, it took me all day to figure

00:00:26.220 out what to do.

00:00:29.180 I mean, it was a confusing day for most, of course, because, you know, you had the Palestinians, 1.00

00:00:36.920 they were very upset with hostages being rescued, very okay with hostages being taken, and I

00:00:45.020 was a little taken aback.

00:00:46.460 Personally, I thought that the whole thing was an advertisement for the new Call of Duty,

00:00:50.680 which they're going to be sponsoring my show now.

00:00:54.300 I believe they're going to be sponsoring the war as well, the war effort.

00:00:57.500 So thank you to everybody who has joined the show, joined the forces of evil, of comedy

00:01:07.280 evil.

00:01:08.420 How dare you? 0.97

00:01:09.480 How dare you make fun of, you know, the Palestinians?

00:01:15.200 Palestine?

00:01:16.560 Stein?

00:01:17.480 Jew?

00:01:17.760 Hello?

00:01:19.540 Has nobody, like, Palestine? 0.98

00:01:22.880 Hello?

00:01:24.420 Hello?

00:01:25.220 I mean, Jews, you know, they, they, I don't think they did create Hamas, but they do love

00:01:30.640 saying Hamas.

00:01:31.580 Have you ever heard of Jews say Hamas?

00:01:33.140 They always pronounce it properly.

00:01:34.980 Hamas. 0.73

00:01:35.700 Hamas. 0.73

00:01:36.280 Ha-la-la-la-la. 0.70

00:01:37.100 Folks, welcome to the show.

00:01:41.080 Happy Pride Month to every, to all the infidels celebrating Pride Month. 1.00

00:01:48.960 Woo! 0.99

00:01:49.740 What a day, what a day.

00:01:51.520 Lots of hostages rescued.

00:01:54.140 Not a lot of people happy about it.

00:01:56.540 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:01:58.300 You'd think of the Jew, you'd think the Jews are saving a couple people. 0.82

00:02:01.940 Maybe it would be a little more popular.

00:02:03.420 Hey, let's turn another light on.

00:02:07.740 All I'm going to say is, uh, Shabbat Shalom.

00:02:11.580 Welcome to the show.

00:02:13.400 Uh, yoy, yoy, yoy.

00:02:15.360 Look, people are angry.

00:02:16.920 I didn't know what to do.

00:02:18.140 This morning, I felt a little angry, anger.

00:02:22.380 Uh, never a good idea to tweet angry, but I, uh, I guess I had to do it.

00:02:28.160 I had to do it. 0.99

00:02:29.000 I had to tell somebody to kill themselves. 0.99

00:02:31.060 Shalom's. 0.97

00:02:32.880 What is social media for if you can't tell people to kill themselves?

00:02:36.320 Okay?

00:02:37.620 Can we stop censoring that?

00:02:40.160 Can we allow you? 0.97

00:02:41.420 Can we please, social media, please, let us tell people to kill themselves. 0.98

00:02:48.060 Twitter needs a button. 0.95

00:02:49.440 Like, when somebody's just pissing you off and calls you names, like, they're like, 0.97

00:02:53.400 you're fat, you're never going to be funny. 0.95

00:02:54.780 You should just be able to push a button, and the IDF just drone strikes them right there. 0.96

00:02:59.160 That should be a new feature on Twitter.

00:03:01.060 Elon, look into it.

00:03:02.360 Okay?

00:03:04.460 Oh, just happy to be in my, um, in my, in my happy place, in my pride place.

00:03:09.900 Welcome to the week.

00:03:10.960 Welcome to a new week.

00:03:12.060 If you're alive, you survived the siege of Rafa, of Kanunas, of all the other places.

00:03:23.360 Look, all I want to do right now is play Call of Duty.

00:03:27.320 Can they please do a Palestine map?

00:03:29.680 Please.

00:03:30.560 I want to drop, you know, Gaza Hospital. 1.00

00:03:35.880 That's a pretty good, I mean, just saying, that's a good map.

00:03:38.140 It's a good map.

00:03:39.200 I don't know what your politics are, but if you're playing Call of Duty, and you're on

00:03:44.740 your headphones, and you're like, where are we dropping?

00:03:47.000 We dropping Gaza Hospital, we dropping Refugee Camp. 1.00

00:03:52.100 I mean, either one is fine.

00:03:53.420 Either one's fine.

00:03:54.260 Let's just drop it, either one.

00:03:56.200 Look, I'm trying to make serious things funny here, folks.

00:03:58.480 It's not a very easy task.

00:04:00.100 I had somebody come up to me recently, and they said, well, I guess your podcast isn't

00:04:04.060 funny anymore.

00:04:04.620 It's very serious. 0.98

00:04:05.500 And, well, it's a very fucking serious time, okay? 0.98

00:04:09.000 It's a serious time. 0.98

00:04:15.640 It's not a time for laughter, okay?

00:04:18.440 It's Pride Fest.

00:04:19.700 It's Pride Month.

00:04:20.700 Pride Festival.

00:04:21.720 It's a festival.

00:04:23.720 Pride is a festival. 1.00

00:04:25.800 It's a festival of penises. 0.99

00:04:29.880 Honestly, I'm going to be honest. 1.00

00:04:31.860 Anybody celebrating Pride seriously is fucking retarded, okay? 1.00

00:04:36.160 I don't care who the fuck you vote for. 1.00

00:04:38.000 It's fucking retarded. 1.00

00:04:39.620 It's too many days. 1.00

00:04:41.300 30 days of Pride. 0.98

00:04:42.560 It's like, no wonder they all have AIDS. 0.96

00:04:44.100 I mean, seriously. 0.78

00:04:45.340 30 days.

00:04:47.180 30 days.

00:04:48.300 It's like, that's, it doesn't even take 30 days to do an abortion, okay?

00:04:55.640 We need a Pride Month, but for abortion. 1.00

00:04:57.880 How about that?

00:04:58.400 How about a month where we just celebrate abortion, okay? 0.91

00:05:03.080 And only black abortion. 1.00

00:05:08.000 Folks, we're in. 0.93

00:05:10.100 We're locked in right now.

00:05:11.600 Welcome to the Bankist Show.

00:05:12.780 If you've never listened to this show before, this is the best podcast in the world.

00:05:16.040 You are in for a treat.

00:05:18.020 We are going to be talking about the Yids, the Jews, the Hebs, the K-word. 1.00

00:05:25.880 I'm allowed to say it sometimes.

00:05:27.460 Sometimes I say it.

00:05:28.280 What's up?

00:05:28.560 My, ha, ha, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, 0.91

00:05:33.500 Muslims not too happy with everything because nothing they think makes sense. 1.00

00:05:39.580 Sorry, Muslims. 1.00

00:05:40.220 I know I have Muslim fans, but also, you know, I mean, my Muslim fans are probably not the

00:05:44.620 ones that are listening to every word.

00:05:46.520 They're parents.

00:05:48.880 Tell them, am I wrong?

00:05:50.440 Am I wrong, folks?

00:05:51.660 Tell me if I'm wrong.

00:05:53.880 Are you wrong?

00:05:54.700 Everything nowadays is just who's right and who's wrong, right?

00:05:58.140 Like, people just want to be right.

00:06:00.180 People are like, no, I'm right.

00:06:02.300 And since you think you're right, I'm going to make you feel bad.

00:06:07.460 It's like, no, you should.

00:06:10.220 Look, if you're a liberal, you believe in the environment, you believe that humans are destroying

00:06:17.200 the earth, there's one thing you can do that's going to help the environment.

00:06:21.460 Folks, and you know what it is, and it involves thinking you can fly.

00:06:27.080 That's what it involves. 1.00

00:06:29.440 Jump right into a fucking landfill and help decompose some of the garbage. 1.00

00:06:35.160 Listen, there are too many people on earth. 1.00

00:06:41.340 Okay, can we get that straight?

00:06:42.900 There are too many people on earth.

00:06:45.600 A lot of comedians talk about this.

00:06:47.400 Bill Burr, who actually I just recently found out, liked one of my stand-up comedy clips.

00:06:53.340 So, just saying, one of my friends, one of my new friends, Nick Swartzen, he said that I've won comedy.

00:07:01.440 So, there's too many people on earth.

00:07:04.540 And the solution is getting the vaccine.

00:07:11.480 Okay?

00:07:12.020 I mean, not for the people who don't care about the environment.

00:07:15.480 Like, I don't really care about the environment.

00:07:18.020 I don't walk around going, oh my God, we need to save the planet.

00:07:21.860 I'm going, this planet is done for, and it's time to have some fun.

00:07:26.660 But if you really care about saving the environment, please get the vaccine and eat and drink as much processed food as possible.

00:07:41.400 Please, shorten your lifespan.

00:07:43.920 Please shorten your lifespan. 1.00

00:07:45.260 That is the polite way to say kill yourself. 1.00

00:07:47.800 Shorten your lifespan. 0.99

00:07:49.580 Get some microplastics into your system.

00:07:55.220 Ingest some Red Dye 40.

00:07:58.160 Give it to your kids because we need to shorten the lifespan. 0.77

00:08:02.940 Every time I see, you know, people say, oh, innocent women and children. 0.87

00:08:06.120 No, those are, those children are going to grow up, not to be terrorists, but to tweet.

00:08:13.600 And we need to stop that.

00:08:15.440 We need less people on Twitter.

00:08:17.120 Go give your kids right now some Red Dye 40. 1.00

00:08:21.040 Get some, we need to start sending Froot Loops and the good Froot Loops from the good U.S. of A. to Palestine. 0.99

00:08:30.480 Can we please start sending processed foods to Palestine?

00:08:32.980 Can we send Chick-fil-A burgers, chicken patties to Palestine so that we can help the environment?

00:08:42.680 Okay, that is what, I'm obsessed.

00:08:45.800 I'm obsessed with the environment now.

00:08:47.080 I'm obsessed.

00:08:47.480 Look at this. 1.00

00:08:47.820 Look, I got fucking plants. 0.99

00:08:52.460 Listen, folks, this podcast has to turn out good because I have a child and I want that child to actually live a long, healthy life and have lots of money. 0.97

00:09:01.660 So I need you to like this video and subscribe.

00:09:07.060 Otherwise, I might, I might go to Ukraine.

00:09:13.120 I'm wearing my best Ukrainian colors today.

00:09:16.120 Ukraine, Palestine.

00:09:17.840 This is the flag of Palestine.

00:09:19.500 I don't know if you know that, but they are changing it to the pride flag.

00:09:22.120 That is something that they are looking at doing to help bolster support.

00:09:27.780 They're going to change the flag of Palestine from the current flag, which is very, I hate to say it, not, not a great looking flag.

00:09:38.320 Kind of looks not that inviting.

00:09:43.020 I hate to say it, but I think they're going to change it to the pride flag.

00:09:47.680 But that is why the pride flag is shaped the way it is, by the way.

00:09:51.220 I mean, we used to have the old pride flag where it was just a rainbow and then they added the trans thing.

00:09:55.660 And now they have that little circle in there.

00:09:57.620 Does anybody know what the circle in the pride flag is?

00:09:59.780 Because I'm trying to guess. 0.99

00:10:01.840 I'm thinking it is hookers or sex workers. 1.00

00:10:08.200 Is that not? 0.99

00:10:08.860 That's something that they're part of gay pride, right? 0.99

00:10:11.960 Sex workers are part of gay pride now, even though they're very racist. 0.78

00:10:17.680 I don't know if you've ever looked at one of those, one of their advertisements. 0.99

00:10:23.420 No blacks allowed. 1.00

00:10:27.540 I'm in between a rock and a hard place, folks. 0.99

00:10:30.720 I have a lot of weight to lose.

00:10:32.040 I'm a very fat man. 0.97

00:10:33.180 I'm a fat man. 0.99

00:10:34.500 I'm 270 pounds of pure homosexual muscle. 0.99

00:10:40.580 And I need to lose it. 0.91

00:10:44.360 The only way to lose weight nowadays is Ozempic with, you have to do Ozempic.

00:10:52.000 You have to work out seven days a week.

00:10:54.280 And you have to be bulimic.

00:10:55.940 So I'm working on that.

00:10:57.740 I am, I've been, I've been puking a lot.

00:11:00.160 But, um, honestly, you know what made me sick?

00:11:03.440 You know what made me sick?

00:11:04.800 You know what made me want to puke?

00:11:06.640 The rescuing of the hostages!

00:11:10.080 How could they rescue so many hostages?

00:11:13.500 Oh my god!

00:11:15.060 Oh, this is so, how could you do this? 1.00

00:11:17.840 People are stupid. 1.00

00:11:21.440 People are very, very stupid now. 1.00

00:11:23.620 And it is angering. 1.00

00:11:25.940 And I know a lot of my followers are just numbing the pain with drugs and alcohol.

00:11:29.560 That is not the answer.

00:11:31.540 The answer is to let yourself become clinically insane. 0.88

00:11:36.260 Just do it. 0.67

00:11:38.380 No more meds.

00:11:40.440 No more, no more smoking dope.

00:11:45.440 No more drinking every night.

00:11:47.840 It's time to wake up.

00:11:51.380 Open your eyes to the future.

00:11:59.500 Do you understand what's going to happen in about 10 years, guys?

00:12:02.640 In about 10 years, all the bad things that are happening now are going to be reversed.

00:12:09.160 Do I have proof of this?

00:12:11.040 Yes.

00:12:12.200 Europe.

00:12:12.680 Right now, all of the European countries are essentially voting for the kind of equivalent of a Trump or the, you know, semi-equivalent.

00:12:23.020 They're voting for right-wing politicians who are done with having, like, just Muslims in the streets and the tents and the military-aged men in the blacks in the tents. 0.99

00:12:37.300 And they're walking around and they're causing problems. 0.97

00:12:41.900 No more. 0.98

00:12:42.640 And a lot of people say it's Jews' fault. 0.99

00:12:46.320 That's, I mean, it's, there are a lot of Jews causing a lot of problems right now. 1.00

00:12:50.880 I can't fucking deny that because, you know, you got the AIPAC people with the whole, the U.S. government slightly run by Israel. 0.98

00:13:00.160 Now, my opinion on that, is that a fact? 0.97

00:13:02.520 Is that what's happening?

00:13:03.640 Is that the reason it's happening?

00:13:05.180 Personally, I think that part of it is because Israel needs support.

00:13:10.840 Otherwise, they just dissolve, maybe.

00:13:13.120 But that could be it.

00:13:13.960 That could be it. 1.00

00:13:14.740 And then everybody kills the Jews again, which a lot of people want to do, obviously. 0.99

00:13:19.640 I don't know if you've seen the protests. 0.99

00:13:21.000 But, oh, we don't, we don't want to kill the Jews. 1.00

00:13:23.840 Because, you know, these are the people, the people with the fucking, they got a keffiyeh wrapped around their head. 1.00

00:13:31.180 And they're like, no, we do not, Habibi, we do not hate Jews. 1.00

00:13:37.180 We only hate, we do not hate the Jews. 0.98

00:13:40.400 We only hate the Zionists. 1.00

00:13:44.240 It's a little frightening, a little frightening for me as a, as a half Jew.

00:13:50.040 You know that I'm not even Jewish, by the way.

00:13:51.560 I don't know if you guys know that, but my dad is Jewish and my mother is not.

00:13:55.340 So, technically, I'm not Jewish, which is a very weird law, considering if I had a Chinese father and my eyes were a little more like, duh, then you'd be, and then you said, are you Chinese?

00:14:06.080 Oh, no, I'm not, I'm not Chinese.

00:14:08.000 My dad's Chinese.

00:14:10.620 So, bit of a conundrum.

00:14:13.360 Am I a Jew?

00:14:14.000 Am I not?

00:14:14.600 Should I take the holidays?

00:14:15.640 Should I not?

00:14:16.940 Should I celebrate pride?

00:14:18.220 Should I celebrate Ukraine? 0.55

00:14:19.300 Ukraine, pride.

00:14:19.960 Ukraine, pride.

00:14:22.000 There's not a lot of options, not a lot of options these days, folks, for things you're going to stand for, things you're going to believe in.

00:14:29.240 What are you going to believe in, kid?

00:14:30.960 You're going to believe in Israel. 0.98

00:14:32.360 You're going to believe in Palestine. 0.99

00:14:33.640 You're going to believe in Ukraine. 0.97

00:14:35.360 You're going to believe in Russia.

00:14:36.620 You're going to believe in pride.

00:14:37.880 You're going to believe in, what's the opposite of pride again?

00:14:42.940 Life.

00:14:45.480 Giving birth.

00:14:46.280 men can have children too don't you know that men can have this is pride month how dare you 0.99

00:14:53.720 tell me that a man that a man with a penis cannot have a child i think all that stuff's coming to an 0.98

00:15:02.400 end folks i really do i think we've hit a wall with it i think people i mean if you look at the 0.99

00:15:07.920 comments of every liberal politician if you look at every single corporation that's celebrating pride

00:15:17.260 every all the comments are negative almost 100 of the comments are negative people are fed up with

00:15:24.280 it the politicians know that they have hit a dead end they don't know what to do now i mean in canada

00:15:30.740 for instance i know my american fans you're in america now you don't talk about canada bro you 0.83

00:15:36.520 don't talk about fucking but it is where i'm from in canada now for instance justin trudeau is 0.94

00:15:46.680 doubling down and saying well the conservatives are not going to support the lgbt community 0.99

00:15:52.160 and it's like okay so you're after all these minority votes right like that's kind of what

00:15:59.880 democrats liberals they want this minority of people to vote for them they want

00:16:05.960 the gays to vote for them they want the muslim diaspora to vote for them they used to want the 0.99

00:16:11.920 jews but now they're like hey young young kid they want the the blacks to vote for them and they're 1.00

00:16:17.720 like hell no i'm voting for trump because he's a criminal man and then people were online because 0.96

00:16:22.740 joe rogan said that rappers are voting for trump because he's convicted felon which is something that 0.97

00:16:30.280 i tweeted as well before that episode came out and people were online saying oh it's racist to say 1.00

00:16:38.020 that it's racist to say that no it's the fuck you fuck you with that you can't say this and it's racist 1.00

00:16:45.220 to say that and it's racist to say that no it's not okay you know what's racist that white people 1.00

00:16:54.980 who our favorite thing by the way was being racist and the libs and the

00:17:06.140 the pride people have taken away our our right to be racist we want to be racist because it's fun

00:17:17.060 sometimes it's fun it's just a fun thing to do you're drinking with your friends you see something

00:17:21.160 racist it's entertainment number one number two

00:17:25.960 it's a little bit of safety not gonna lie not gonna lie i mean the opposite of racism is just

00:17:34.080 ignorance right people want to say that no racism is being ignorant yeah in some scenarios like if

00:17:40.980 there's a black guy in a suit who talks well and you're like i don't know if i like this man 0.98

00:17:46.060 that's racist okay because obviously he's adopted some aspects of uh cultured civilization but

00:17:56.060 to 0.99

00:17:58.320 just go into the ghetto and be a white guy and go hey guys what's going on that's ignorant okay that's 1.00

00:18:06.440 fucking ignorant it's tough it's tough it's been a long week as many of you know i now live in austin 1.00

00:18:17.520 texas which is a semi-dangerous place a little more dangerous than toronto canada i mean well 0.99

00:18:24.140 toronto canada is more dangerous if you're a uh car and you don't want to get stolen but america's a

00:18:32.180 more dangerous if you're just a human being but at the same time a lot of it's propaganda right a lot

00:18:37.400 of it is propaganda that especially in canada we're told all this propaganda america's evil

00:18:44.140 america's horrible america's dangerous and yes there are many dangerous parts of america but for the most 0.96

00:18:50.260 part it's just people going to uh to target and having a good good old fucking day and having a 0.99

00:18:57.580 fucking barbecue okay and speaking of barbecues there's a couple celebrations coming up in less 0.97

00:19:07.100 than a month's time one of them would be of course the 4th of july which will be happening on the 4th of 0.98

00:19:12.960 july independence day and in canada a lot of people don't know this we also have a july celebration

00:19:22.240 the 1st of july when my comedy special is going to be coming out we have something called canada day

00:19:28.020 which was the day when i don't know i think it was just close to 4th of july so we're like yeah we better

00:19:35.000 do something right canada day for the last three years has been under attack by guess who 0.98

00:19:46.380 people who wear this people who people in the people's turbans and the fucking liberals 1.00

00:19:53.780 you can't celebrate canada today canada's a fucking colonizer 1.00

00:20:00.660 shut the fuck up shut up shut up 1.00

00:20:08.040 it's my colony bitch and i like it how about that i like a colony i like a little bit of a 1.00

00:20:16.360 colony is that so bad oh you're calling colonialists you're a colonizer yeah i am 0.98

00:20:21.580 kendrick lamar that was kendrick lamar's big line i mean you know against drake oh he's a colonizer

00:20:27.760 good somebody had to do it sorry we had to come from canada and bring some good entertainment to 0.99

00:20:34.500 america because you guys are all fucking retarded oh kendrick lamar oh he's oh he's such a good 1.00

00:20:41.820 rapper the way he goes oh wow great line kendrick what a fucking lyrical genius you are after every 1.00

00:20:51.260 line you just go oh wow gunshot oh genius shut up shut up enough of this i'm and i'm getting pretty 0.99

00:21:03.000 sick of black people who are so into anime too what is this i don't know if this this wasn't a thing in 0.99

00:21:08.160 canada but all of a sudden you come to america and there's two types of black people there's black 0.99

00:21:13.680 people who like anime and then there's criminals and there's all these pro anime uh protesters 0.95

00:21:21.900 pro anime blacks at the gym i go to the gym there's a black guy he's got the dragon ball z knapsack it's 0.99

00:21:30.300 like bro you're 35 years old start a family get your shit together you don't need to what sorry it 0.97

00:21:37.440 wasn't it was sailor moon it was a sailor moon backpack actually kind of cool i used to like 0.99

00:21:41.460 sailor moon as a child i mean in fucking kindergarten i watched fucking sailor moon and people say oh 0.97

00:21:46.360 kindergarten i was a little bit yeah because my parents were fucking white and they let me watch 0.98

00:21:50.100 whatever the fuck i wanted on tv sorry that's why i'm like this 0.98

00:21:53.920 entertaining 0.98

00:21:59.320 you know what actually no i'm i understand now the liberals i get it your propaganda has worked

00:22:10.320 i'm gonna change my mind about everything this is i'm gonna present to you what liberals think

00:22:15.780 and want to happen to each and every one of us okay so i'm a person that i used to believe in

00:22:22.240 you know uh having uh the family unit and i used to believe in getting a good paying job and working

00:22:29.200 hard for your family and i used to believe in um you know colonization but i've changed my ways

00:22:38.740 because i've been brainwashed by the uh liberal media and it's finally worked i've snapped it's finally

00:22:45.920 worked and i'm going to tell you exactly what the liberals want me to think

00:22:49.700 they want me to think that children under the age of five should be able to identify as another

00:22:58.680 gender and or as gay

00:23:00.580 seems normal to me let's move on to the next topic they would also like it if

00:23:07.980 all of the colonies so basically all of the western hemisphere

00:23:14.040 canada usa mexico argentina brazil every single country over here in the western hemisphere

00:23:22.280 should be reverted back to the natives even though they're 1.00

00:23:26.200 where are they i don't know uh they're somebody get them out of those mayan ruins wake them up 0.95

00:23:33.560 tell them they can start cutting kids heads off again let's go 0.71

00:23:37.160 that's number one um also or that's number three what else do they want they want me to

00:23:45.800 believe that um everything donald trump says is not actually that funny it's not funny and it's not 0.99

00:23:54.000 true and he's actually a racist misogynist piece of shit oh thank you liberals thank you for opening my 0.99

00:24:01.640 eyes i was so confused and lost but now now i know what's going on transformers gi's in disguise 1.00

00:24:12.760 oh my god oh my god that's another thing the liberals are talking about palestine right now

00:24:18.520 they were in disguise do you not realize that that is a war crime that they pretended to be 0.97

00:24:26.200 aid workers and then saved a hostage shut the fuck up oh my god they 274 confirmed based on the gazin 0.97

00:24:39.240 health network why why are we listening to the gazin health network these people are 1.00

00:24:44.840 fucking maniacs they want to brainwash half the goddamn country all the people with kefias in the 1.00

00:24:50.360 fucking down on their fucking head and the the women with the they got four kefias on and they got 1.00

00:24:56.680 a fucking they got a fucking burka with a kefia on and it looks like a big beehive on the back of 1.00

00:25:03.560 their head and they're like no distrust me habibi trust me they are evil the jews are evil it's not us 1.00

00:25:10.200 us shut up i will believe what i want to fucking believe i am sick of this shit i'm done with it i've 1.00

00:25:20.200 snapped snapped 1.00

00:25:23.880 kendrick just opened his mouth somebody go give him palestine right now i mean seriously god damn it 0.97

00:25:31.800 everybody's just oh well palestine should be giving back 0.98

00:25:39.720 yeah okay yeah we're gonna give the great city of tel aviv back

00:25:44.200 we're just gonna give it hey hey hey guys i know you're down in ramallah you guess what we're

00:25:50.040 giving it back come on come on up come on we got pride parade going on you want to come up to tel aviv 0.96

00:25:55.960 these people are out of their goddamn minds man i mean it's making me crazy obviously but i'm being 0.99

00:26:03.640 crazy for effect i'm being crazy to prove a point that these people are actually crazy okay they're 1.00

00:26:10.520 actually fucking nuts most of these people protesting on the streets especially in toronto right now so 0.99

00:26:15.800 toronto had the walk for israel the biggest walk for israel i think they've ever had over 50 000 0.99

00:26:22.040 people walk for israel and there was patches of palestinian resistance the resistance fighters

00:26:28.760 i'm a queer palestinian resistance fighter and i stand with and and then there's the muslims

00:26:34.920 standing beside them going we actually don't really like that we don't like that flag um

00:26:42.600 and the people who are saying they're pro-palestine they dress up literally dress up like they're in

00:26:48.680 hamas and most of these people actually think hamas has done nothing wrong most of these people think

00:26:56.360 that the jews shouldn't even be in canada that's what the the pro-palestine people were saying or in

00:27:01.720 the usa they're going up to the jews going go back to europe oh yeah europe europe oh yeah let's go back 0.99

00:27:08.440 to sweden and and uh germany where the streets are littered with fucking uh you know keffias and 0.99

00:27:15.960 everybody's a muslim and and no 1.00

00:27:22.680 what kind of fucking psychotic lack of uh you know understanding of history 0.98

00:27:30.920 and that's the big thing is that you know so the police in toronto by the way which i support 0.98

00:27:36.040 the police i have a lot of uh toronto police fans and i did a benefit for them actually just

00:27:41.640 recently for a boxing match to raise money and which they didn't censor me out by the way they

00:27:50.120 told me i could say whatever the fuck i want it was hilarious but the toronto police punched a 0.69

00:27:55.640 couple people at the palestine protest and now all the palestine protesters and the liberals and the 0.97

00:28:01.400 the new democrats in canada which is like the democrats but even more woke it's like the democrats

00:28:06.440 in america but they're wearing a turban and so they're walking around going um

00:28:13.400 these police are punching brown people and this is white supremacy and this is 0.96

00:28:19.160 this is arab supremacy if anything the streets being taken over by arabs all of them 1.00

00:28:26.440 basically trying to make people feel uncomfortable all the women some of the women i'm sorry they look 0.99

00:28:32.440 terrible i mean they're just terrible they got the thing on like my mom used to say she's got the

00:28:39.240 thing on her head and you know oh oh ben you can't say that oh you'll never be able to perform shut the 0.99

00:28:45.080 fuck up she's got the fucking thing on the head she's got she's got this on and you know and and aren't 1.00

00:28:56.520 aren't i beautiful isn't this beautiful am i not a beautiful woman protesting in favor of the 1.00

00:29:04.280 you know and they're all they weren't raped at the music festival shut the fuck up you 1.00

00:29:08.360 fucking piece of 1.00

00:29:12.120 done with it jesus christ send me to tel aviv i want to do a comedy show for god's 0.99

00:29:17.720 sakes for these people i'll do it for free

00:29:19.560 but it's been frustrating it's been very frustrating it's hard to know

00:29:29.480 how to feel i mean i'm not even joking right now sometimes it's hard to know i mean i didn't feel

00:29:33.400 i i tweeted a couple things today and people were a little mad because i said like

00:29:40.840 that you know the walk for israel day after they killed 300 people to so noah could dance again 0.95

00:29:47.560 and the people are you're supporting rape and i just deleted it because i was like i don't want 0.97

00:29:52.200 to fucking deal with this shit and that's not what i was trying to do i was trying to make a joke 0.98

00:29:56.920 um that backfired sometimes jokes don't work folks and 1.00

00:30:06.280 my thing was genuinely the jews keep doing this shit and they keep pissing off the arabs and i'm naive so 0.99

00:30:14.520 i'm sitting here going they're they're gonna come for us they're gonna everybody's gonna turn i 1.00

00:30:18.520 mean you go on twitter right now there are entire accounts devoted to not even pro-palestine it's 0.99

00:30:24.920 just straight up anti-jew shit like it's just like pick like just anti-jew it's like white people doing 0.99

00:30:30.600 it which is scarier by the way when then when arabs are anti-jew 1.00

00:30:35.640 because they you know they were successful in killing a lot more of us and

00:30:39.400 i realized my good friend daniel boardman made me realize maybe wake up to the fact that and

00:30:46.840 seeing this walk for israel thing and seeing all the palestinians kind of run for the hills 1.00

00:30:51.480 in toronto and kind of accept defeat that there's way they were outnumbered and the police were on the

00:30:58.680 israel side and all this stuff and it made me realize yeah you do have to keep pushing

00:31:04.920 right and all these people who are like how can they kill 300 for to save four it's like because 0.99

00:31:11.000 they care about their own fucking people they're trying to save their own people they care about 0.99

00:31:15.480 them more than your people because your people are the ones that fucking kidnapped them oh there was 1.00

00:31:20.760 200 hostage civilians killed because they purposely put the hostages in a place where if they were rescued 0.99

00:31:29.320 they had to have to kill that many civilians so that it would be bad pr basically palestine 0.94

00:31:37.560 and hamas are using civilian deaths to get likes and retweets and posts and sympathy online

00:31:49.560 that is how little the hamas people care about human life you want to talk about oh israel doesn't 1.00

00:31:54.920 care about human life they killed 200 people to save four do you understand hamas has let 0.74

00:32:05.240 all of the deaths happen of their civilians in order to make israel look bad that is the only real 0.91

00:32:12.280 reason they did that okay it's not there's no military strategy involved there's no not it's they

00:32:19.480 basically have a genocidal pr strategy which is let's just put as many civilians in the way of 0.91

00:32:27.560 attacks that we know are going to happen because we're provoking them and then we can

00:32:33.400 get sympathy online and that's just what it is so i was proven wrong i was proven that you have to just

00:32:40.600 keep going hard you can't give up you can't let up and it's a beautiful thing so moving on

00:32:49.080 i think i'm going to sign up for uh kill tony tomorrow or today because uh that's what i'm

00:32:57.240 going to do i'm going to try to get on i'm going to try to go back this is my book from the first time

00:33:02.840 i was on when i killed it would suck to go on and bomb wouldn't it just as me did you see ben

00:33:09.880 bankus went on kill tony and bombed um but i'm here why not and the shows are going really well

00:33:20.840 here some nights you know i'm doing like three four shows in a night sometimes less because i'll go to

00:33:27.800 drop in on a show and they're like ah we're full and it's like ah i have 200 000 followers put me on

00:33:33.320 um and sometimes that works sometimes it just makes them mad so uh just trying to play chess not

00:33:42.120 checkers here folks just trying to enjoy life you know it's nice they have they have nice weather

00:33:49.640 here i mean it's hot people oh it's too hot and it's like well when you come from a cold climate

00:33:54.840 it's kind of nice to be in a hot climate for a while and enjoy that i see why people want to live in

00:34:00.200 palestine and um just go sit by the pool been trying to eat good been going to the gym a lot

00:34:09.960 and um just trying to rest trying to have good sleep trying not to be um

00:34:18.760 too unhealthy i think people say america is very unhealthy and it is it's very easy to be unhealthy

00:34:24.760 in america very easy to be unhealthy but canada people are just as unhealthy okay are we have fast 1.00

00:34:32.520 food too and in some ways it's almost worse than american fast food because indian people are making 1.00

00:34:38.200 it okay you've seen the indian street food videos yeah that's what our wendy's looks like okay americans

00:34:44.680 don't understand that they have white people and sometimes even mexicans making mcdonald's and other

00:34:50.840 fast foods which if you go to a mcdonald's with 100 mexican staff that's a that's basically a home 0.91

00:34:58.680 cooked meal at this point it's not the same in canada we don't have the same level of quality

00:35:08.120 control when it comes to the fast food probably because we don't have as much ability to sue

00:35:14.040 i feel like america has ability to sue a lot there's so many videos in canada of popeye's chicken

00:35:20.360 they're fried up a rat or there's like a chicken head and a thing and and then it's they pan up in

00:35:28.600 some indian world i want to get popeyes i want to get up and they got it

00:35:35.320 not great okay canada one good thing we do have is better chinese food i think the indian food's better

00:35:42.200 here because that's also made by white people in america which i like um

00:35:49.800 and of course i have my comedy special coming out in a few weeks july 1st it is going to be

00:35:58.920 amazing next week i will be dropping the name of the special i haven't dropped the name yet it was

00:36:05.800 filmed at yuck yucks in toronto it was amazing there was two shows we used one of the shows

00:36:14.280 and it's essentially all material there's only about three four minutes max of crowd work i believe

00:36:23.080 and it's it's a special i have to put out for my toronto fans who've been so

00:36:30.920 so loyal to me and so supportive and they've just been there every step of the way and i have

00:36:40.280 so much appreciation for them the way they buy tickets right now is like no other city

00:36:47.640 the toronto shows that i have in september sold out in two hours each one which is amazing

00:36:53.560 and the fastest i've ever sold a show and it's 400 tickets each show and we're looking at what else

00:37:01.080 we can do in toronto to fulfill uh some of the demand but of course don't want to overdo it we

00:37:08.040 don't want to oversaturate that's i mean i was doing a show in toronto every month and look if things

00:37:14.120 don't work out in austin texas maybe i'll be back so if i'm doing a show every month in toronto again

00:37:19.720 it's not a good thing i gotta follow my dreams folks that's what i'm doing here i'm here to

00:37:27.640 take things to the next level i'm here to continue to put toronto on the map the way drake did the

00:37:33.560 way um who else brian adams justin bieber none of those guys drake's the only guy who really

00:37:44.760 supports toronto and really fucks with toronto and really represents toronto none of the other 0.57

00:37:49.400 artists from toronto that i know of rappers comedians anything ever talk about toronto or

00:37:55.080 talk about the culture there they kind of try to go oh that was who i was and now i'm american

00:37:59.960 but i will always be from toronto i want to let people know that and i will always represent toronto

00:38:04.440 i always represent canada no matter where i am in the world whether i'm in america whether i'm in

00:38:09.320 wuhan china whether i'm in ramallah palestine or the west bank or tel aviv i'm always going to

00:38:17.960 represent toronto and toronto is a world-class city like no other i have to say it i mean i

00:38:24.360 love austin texas it's great it's a great place i feel very at home here i feel familiar i've been

00:38:29.000 coming here for years but toronto canada is my birth place is where i grew up it's where my parents

00:38:36.200 used to walk me down the street to blockbuster video when i was a kid uh it's where my mom still 0.61

00:38:41.480 lives in the seniors home god bless my mother with dementia who would be so fucking proud of me right 0.66

00:38:46.760 now and would all uh when i get down on myself and i have those moments of self-doubt which happened to

00:38:55.640 every artist and person that is out there trying to achieve big things i hear my mother's voice

00:39:01.320 um not her dementia voice not the i hear her real voice um and she'd laugh at that by the way

00:39:09.640 but i hear a real voice keep going keep going and i did in albany new york i met a

00:39:18.760 guy who was a former student of my mother's he um was taught by my mom he he was a high school

00:39:25.960 student of my mother's and she was the one my mom was a high school photography art teacher pottery 0.81

00:39:33.720 visual art art history everything and she told certain students that were really talented like

00:39:41.320 this guy that i met alexi keep going keep doing it you can do this for a living you can find a way to

00:39:47.400 make money at this and she always believed in me when my dad didn't believe in me and he would call

00:39:55.480 my mom because they were separated and he'd call my mom and go has been still joking around when i was

00:40:00.920 doing open mics and stuff when i was 22 and my mom would say just give him a chance he's really funny

00:40:07.800 my dad you know he's a shows and shows and nothing to show for it and now that i make

00:40:17.080 money doing it he is now proud of me and um that's what this is all about it's all life is all about

00:40:25.960 making your parents proud and even if your parents aren't around or you've never had your parents

00:40:30.680 around you can still make them proud because they're still out there in the universe their essence is

00:40:34.520 out there in the universe and you owe it to them you owe it to your grandparents to be better every

00:40:38.840 day no matter any of the bad shit that you've ever done in your life no matter how bad you've ever felt 0.81

00:40:44.440 no matter how hard life is felt no matter how tough things get there are people out there in the universe 0.59

00:40:52.120 there are the essence of those people there are the spirits of those people there are the energy of

00:40:57.400 those people in the universe looking after you and wanting you to do well so do well do better

00:41:04.440 don't be like these people on twitter and i mean please if you hate me please comment how much you

00:41:09.800 hate me below because it's great for the algorithm but don't be like these people who you know they're

00:41:14.280 just such haters and they hate everybody who's you know net people people hate me by the way people

00:41:20.120 hate me so much uh i get tons of messages and and comments and you know i have to sometimes i have 0.95

00:41:29.800 to block people because they genuinely uh seem a little scary you know some guy going you're a fat 1.00

00:41:35.160 cunt you're a fat cunt over and over again you're not funny you'll never be funny you'll never be thin 1.00

00:41:39.720 some guy you'll never be thin that was a good one um you'll never be funny and and 1.00

00:41:44.840 fuck those people those people are the embodiment of evil they are just like the palestine protesters 1.00

00:41:52.920 trying to trick everybody and trying to distort the reality and no 200 innocent civilians killed for 1.00

00:42:01.640 four hostages yeah they were so innocent they were so innocent that they were surrounding a hostage and

00:42:08.360 that poor noah girl was doing the dishes of these palestinians doing the dishes and and cleaning for 1.00

00:42:16.680 them and and for these civilians these innocent civilians fuck them fuck them they're evil just like 1.00

00:42:24.600 the haters online just like the people who don't want to see you do well fuck them all support me support 1.00

00:42:31.400 being good support my family um support the bankers name and 1.00

00:42:41.400 four bucks a month patreon.com slash ben bankers i am a jew

00:42:45.560 i do motivational videos about five minutes uh every week i do a motivational video

00:42:51.960 we do a bonus podcast i just did one and uh i'm sure you saw some of the the uh interludes here

00:42:58.440 or i don't know actually this episode i don't think i did any ads and i haven't been doing ads

00:43:02.840 because i just want people to watch this i don't want to do the whole you know theo von first five

00:43:09.000 minutes of the episode is me going through every date that i have because i want you guys to love me

00:43:14.600 i don't want this to be a big advertisement i want you to enjoy the podcast and if you really want to

00:43:20.920 fucking go see come see me you will figure out a way to come see me we'll find the list of shows 0.92

00:43:25.640 and once we have this podcast at 15 20 25 000 views an episode yeah i'm gonna start doing some 0.98

00:43:32.280 some more ads for myself for my shows coming up and all that kind of stuff but i want you

00:43:37.960 to be happy and i want you to have faith in me and i want you to watch this and go ben's doing well

00:43:45.960 he's in the states he's kicking ass he sounds great looks great he's got a tan and uh anybody in 1.00

00:43:53.080 your life that hates on you tell them to go fuck themselves right to their fucking face 1.00

00:43:57.640 fuck them all winners only baby this is summer 2024 this is the only summer 2024 that you will ever get 1.00

00:44:06.600 in your life make it count make friends have fun don't drink too much don't smoke your brains out 1.00

00:44:13.640 don't be a fucking idiot don't get in trouble do the right thing get something going start a business 1.00

00:44:19.800 make some money feel good get excited and i'll be here talking 1.00

00:44:27.720 shit talking smack pissing people off pissing off the right people by the way everybody that 1.00

00:44:34.760 i piss off is a fucking loser and you can see it in their eyes you can see it in their videos just 1.00

00:44:40.920 like all the fucking you know these selfie videos of people today that they were posting or yesterday 1.00

00:44:45.640 about the hostage thing they you 2200 people dead for four people and they they were in disguise yeah 0.99

00:44:53.160 it's called being smart my name is ben bankus good night

Bankas Podcast - June 10, 2024

Hostage Rescue, G.I.'s in Disguise ｜ The Bankas Show - #055

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